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Steven Colbert Puts On a "Sketch" So Cringe-Inducing It Will End Any Credibility He Has as a "Comedian"
Career-ending cringe. Hopefully!
Behold, what officially approved "comedy" looks like under a regime of authoritarian terror.How could Colbert lose to Gutfeld in the ratings with an act like this?? pic.twitter.com/sZyDC3LvTn
— JON MILLER (@MillerStream) September 28, 2021
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RUReadingthis at September 29, 2021 02:27 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:27 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:28 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 02:28 PM (O6tY8)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2021 02:29 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2021 02:30 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 29, 2021 02:30 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2021 02:30 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 29, 2021 02:30 PM
Rookie mistake.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
New hotness: Comedy is to appease the liberal appetite and make the comedian feel good.
Posted by: Flyguy at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (pLEy5)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (wAnMi)
Fuck Joe Biden.
And that guy......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (FrSwm)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (1t5dY)
And that guy......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:31 PM
In particular.
Posted by: Tru Con Cat at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (FrSwm)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (g1/3c)
Colbert was never funny. Replace him with Joe Isuzu and no one knows the difference. Wait.... Joe Isuzu actually was funny.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Seal at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Johnny Carson at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (MH0eD)
btw, the vast slew of late-night "comedians" haven't been funny since the early 2000s. They're just CNN commentator wannabes.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (haWye)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM (0E/yM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM
Looks like either India or China. Probably China.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (m+jkK)
Sometimes his little skits on Jon Stewart's show were funny, but not very much so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (JBSS7)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (LA2U/)
So bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
I smell an Emmy nomination in his future!
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 02:33 PM
Virtue signaling pricks? Emmy nom clinched.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (m+jkK)
I smell an Emmy nomination in his future!
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Has the Emmy become the career ending boobie prize?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (tiR3O)
@Breaking911 9m
BREAKING: 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing To Allow Spectators From Mainland China Only
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Captain America, doing a bond drive at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Surfperch, making unfunny puns at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (OxZ6W)
Posted by: Rick Astley at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (sWM8x)
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Comedy scold, Jerry!
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (zrRz8)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (LA2U/)
Fuck....I'd put the Magic Johnson Show up against that worthless unfunny prick.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (UnQlg)
Sometimes his little skits on Jon Stewart's show were funny, but not very much so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)
I vaguely remember bits in the Daily Show in the 90's that were cute, but nothing more. And again, it seemed it was only funny because of the man on the street interviews, not necessarily him. The Daily Show jumped the shark on 9/12, and I tuned out forever shortly after. That was the day the left went collectively insane.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Czech Chick
I smell something from that skit but it wasn't an award.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Kafiroon at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (tfWLB)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (oA+QO)
The young have been trained that all the problems in the world are caused by old, religion, and republicans. The young are better, more moral, and smarter, and they listen to experts.
So big media panders to this demographic, It is a vicious circle.
This is the same problem Russia and now China have - they taught their youth to hate the West, and to blame the West for all their problems. The Chinese think that China created all technology, and it was stolen by the West as they forced them into opium slavery. Those young are now in power and they believe that BS. When you teach your children lies to it gets out of control in a few generations.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (aBQ9P)
They depend on laugh tracks and captive audiences.
I saw that Colbert piece earlier and didn't thin it was real.
I'd say unbelievable but since it's Ace, I do and my
**types**
**deletes**
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (nxdel)
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it wasn't because she was saving herself for me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Czech Chick
I smell something from that skit but it wasn't an award.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM
I know, and the prick blames it on me!
Posted by: Colbert's Dog at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (tiR3O)
ChristinaPushaw; 10h
Four tenets of Socialist Realism: USSR, 1934
1. PROLETARIAN: art relevant to the workers and understandable to them.
2. TYPICAL: scenes of everyday life of the people.
3. REALISTIC: in the representational sense.
4. PARTISAN: supportive of the aims of the State and the Party.
https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/
1443055783600705538
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (1lKRm)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Posted by: Regular joe at September 29, 2021 02:35 PM (L9P9s)
Trick question, they have to get it out of Kimmel's ass first.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2021 02:37 PM (ZIoLS)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
To further worldwide understanding and comradery through sports!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Surfperch, making even more unfunny puns at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (OxZ6W)
And I'd make them eat SPAM for survival, but not real SPAM, rather a generic off-brand SPAM.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (7F9te)
James Corden, who is famous for, um, hell I don't know.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (RHGPo)
How can you beat "Orange Man Bad"? I mean, that's a classic.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (wAnMi)
Does Kaboom make a SPAM?
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (LgMzo)
Yeah that was a fun show, but not because of his gormless sidekick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (dynG0)
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Also was in an episode of Dr. Who
Posted by: Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (8TpiG)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
I forgot that happened also the dud Chevy Chase show.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (0E/yM)
WTF?!
A good chunk of the world has gladly gone mad, that's all there is to it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (MFphb)
Rich Zeoli, AM 1210, in Philadelphia put on a hilarious roast of the oh so solemn Klimate Komedy Klatch performances. He saved the most caustic comments for Colbert, just talking with his mouth with his band leader.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (8IkOE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup" is just not right!' at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (dynG0)
FDA soy-ficial: "Blow darts!"
Posted by: Thrawn at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (5aFbR)
Posted by: Afghan Refugee at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (v0R5T)
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Yes, that's why all the dancing needles were gay men.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (LA2U/)
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Make the Unknown Comic Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (zrRz8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:27 PM (VJsqe)
The Colbert Report was funny, but he has become the antithesis of humor ever since that ended.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (OxZ6W)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (stUc+)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (+NQw5)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (Y5qcH)
I wonder who greenlit that. It was awful. It wasn't just lacking in entertainment but it was dull, unprofessional, stupid, and insulting to viewers. It was the worst thing I've seen on television until this Colbert skit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (8TpiG)
The value of fiat comedy is derived from the relationship between audience, venue, and the reputation and/or political stance of the performer rather than the worth of the performance or humor.
Fiat comedy flourishes best in landscapes that prohibit or suppress performers with actual skill, ability and sense of humor.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (KbLYZ)
It's bizarre the the Ruling Class is claiming that naturally acquired immunity now is not a real medical science concept.
My aunt, who graduated from the Joy Behar School of Medical Oddities and Unsupported Bullshit, informs me that natural immunity "doesn't last as long".
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I have feelings, you know.
Posted by: Luncheon Loaf at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (aBQ9P)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (uWF4x)
Approve: 37%
Disapprove: 55%
Keep calling us "Latinx," guys. It's really working!
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (7F9te)
Treet.
Dollar Store favorite.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (/1l9x)
And I'd make them eat SPAM for survival, but not real SPAM, rather a generic off-brand SPAM.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (7F9te)
. . . and Kaboom for breakfast everyday. Dry, no milk.
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: ahem at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (2un7m)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (trdmm)
well said Tom.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (RoIW/)
Be on the lookout for supermarket Karen's trying to jab people as they walk down the aisles without a mask.
Posted by: Capital Eff
That's assault
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (8IkOE)
For the guy above who liked Red Skelton, here's a short skit about women drivers:
https://tinyurl.com/9dp9pd5h
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (lQj4a)
If you make a living being funny, it's your obligation to destroy Colbert for this.
Alas, we have no comedians left.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (0jZnq)
But if you gotta run an advertising campaign for a social anxiety drug or an irritable bowel syndrome treatment you really need to reach that 3% of the population.
Posted by: Match Checksout at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (tu3iY)
The Man Show was fun but the premise wore thin quickly. I liked Kimmel in Win Ben Stein's Money, only because Ben made him look like the buffoon he is. So I sort of felt sorry for him.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (wAnMi)
It had some funny bits, when it wasn't political (which was rarely). Like when he listed all the astronauts that had come from Iowa and asked the governor there why so many people are trying to escape earth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Luncheon Loaf at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM
Come sit by me.
Posted by: Government surplus cheese at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (RQaUp)
Posted by: chuckR at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (bRvKP)
Is Arsenio Hall still around? Even he could top this 'comedy'
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (LA2U/)
Fuck....I'd put the Magic Johnson Show up against that worthless unfunny prick.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey, I'm right here.
Posted by: Chevy Chase at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo)
And more of that pasty white fuck calling himself "Beto" while you're at it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: steevy
They don't have to.
The Left has all of the cultural institutions in its clutch. They don't need coordination. They all know which way to jump and when.
Which is why they reflexively defend their machinations by screeching 'U R cOnsPirAcY tHeoRiSt~!' when we point it out. No conspiracy is needed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Do you want to pet my monkey?
Posted by: rickb223
No. But I am as happy as a lettle girhl!!
*pulls tee-shirt out*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (OL7zs)
I took my daughters to their gymnastics practice yesterday and was surrounded by mask maniac Karens. They wouldn't have looked at me more fearfully if I had walked in with a "I AM BECOME DEATH" tattoo on my chest and carrying a battle axe.
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (6vR6V)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (lQj4a)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (RQaUp)
At least there is a slim chance the syphilitic whore might crack a decent joke.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1)
And I'd make them eat SPAM for survival, but not real SPAM, rather a generic off-brand SPAM.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (7F9te)
Better get soundproofing.
"But I'm a *vegan*! and where is my service animal? I WANT MY FCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!"
-- Captured Extremely Liberal Person
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah I mean, you don't have to worry about getting addicted and all that, if you're gonna die anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (C1Lsn)
and Kaboom for breakfast everyday. Dry, no milk.
Posted by: a.moron
That's a waste of perfectly good Kaboom. Cap'n Crunch to ensure the i side of their mouth is a raw and bloody mess.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (8IkOE)
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Ever heard Bill Barr's rant in Philadelphia? Brutal and hilarious. He goes on for 10-15 minutes berating the fans. But he does it systematically - he knows his time slot so he's counting down as he shreds them. Highly recommended.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (stUc+)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
So I wasn't the only loyal viewer for the 3 weeks it was on? Hotdog!
Posted by: Mishdog at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (cqAUI)
Approve: 37%
Disapprove: 55%
Keep calling us "Latinx," guys. It's really working!
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo)
"Don't worry, we're working on replacing you all with some Latinxeses who know their damn place." - Joey B and Kammy
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:34 PM (wAnMi)
Probably because they are on the same Uyghur organ replacement plan with Hillary and Pelosi
Posted by: iron308 at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (jAxSK)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin
Garrison Keillor - although he did keep the grift going for quite awhile.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 29, 2021 02:42 PM (u6xw0)
Devil saw this clip and said "shee-it, even I can't put up with this crap."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (trdmm)
It's bizarre the the Ruling Class is claiming that naturally acquired immunity now is not a real medical science concept.
My aunt, who graduated from the Joy Behar School of Medical Oddities and Unsupported Bullshit, informs me that natural immunity "doesn't last as long".
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (DJFLF)
FB/IG have banned the hashtag #naturalimmunity. And people just go on like everything is fine.
Ok, then why do MOST vaccines function to get your natural immunity revved up?
Because SHUTUP YOU RACIST.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (wAnMi)
Yeah, "dancing" to Tequila by the Champs. Kinda. But with worse dancing and yelling "Vaccine" instead of Tequila.
It gets worse the more you describe it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (sWM8x)
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No. He does not.
Also, he makes unfunny attempts at jokes while I am giving her what little pleasure she has in life.
The Paolo wears The Earplugs.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (ePZfA)
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You're a not-very-deeply-closeted homosexual, aren't you?
Posted by: Norm McDonald at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (6vR6V)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (avEYS)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 29, 2021 02:39 PM (LgMzo)
......
At least they had cool posters.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (v0R5T)
He was pretty good in the skin heads from Maine sketch.
Youtube it. Dana carvey show from the mid 90's
Posted by: Queen LaQueefa at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (RHGPo)
From Down Under - 86% of NSW COVID fatalities yesterday were fully vaxxed. Quick, Aussie Stasi...put on yer jackboots and beat the jabs into submission so they won't make any honorable fully vaxxed pyrsyns get dead!!
https://tinyurl.com/9yheu9j4
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (DJFLF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_H_Suj7SEs
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (Y5qcH)
That part never got old.
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (KbCG3)
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It is weird that the uniparty keeps acting all surprised that massive waves of illegal immigration isn't popular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
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Ever heard Bill Barr's rant in Philadelphia? Brutal and hilarious. He goes on for 10-15 minutes berating the fans. But he does it systematically - he knows his time slot so he's counting down as he shreds them. Highly recommended.
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (VJsqe)
I've seen it and it's beautiful. I've also gone down a rabbit hole of him making interviewers uncomfortable, which is also quite beautiful.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (DTI8p)
"But I'm a *vegan*! and where is my service animal? I WANT MY FCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!"
-- Captured Extremely Liberal Person
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM
It reads the Thomas Sowell aloud or else it gets the tire iron again!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: abbynormal at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (Xpj5t)
I'll take a wild guess that the people who thought it up have no connection to Latin America or Central American countries whatsoever
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (lQj4a)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 02:38 PM (ZsR3z)
Yeah he's a disappointment. But there was a really good limited run British series with him called "The Wong Mans". The plot was on an ordinary guy's terrible day trying to get to work he witnesses a car crash and then picks up a cell phone where a voice says "if the money isn't delivered by [time] they'll kill my wife". The guy, not Corden, gets pulled into an international spy/crime plot. Corden played a dumb sidekick.
It was actually really good, I enjoyed it a lot.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (0E/yM)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (4a9Vv)
They booed the previous guy off the stage and he was a good comedian just having an off night. So Burr just ploughed into them like a drunken Irish punk. And by the time he was done with the set, they were all laughing with him. It was the best work by a comedian I have ever seen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:40 PM (trdmm)
Well, Jon Stewart will be back on Apple TV+ so, there's more opportunities for Colbert oral in the near future.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
"But I'm a *vegan*! and where is my service animal? I WANT MY FCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!"
-- Captured Extremely Liberal Person
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (ACi07)
....
After a week or so, the reprogramming commences.
"Do you like Steven Colbert? Would you like to watch him some more? Or would you like to take a break and listen to some classic episodes of Rush Limbaugh with Mark Stein filling in?
If you are good, I'll let you listen to a Jordan Peterson podcast later."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (7F9te)
This explains most of what we are seeing.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (aBQ9P)
I liked the "Man Show", too. Mostly because of the girls jumping on trampolines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 02:44 PM (Y5qcH)
The Costello Twins...
BRB...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
What is that?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, "dancing" to Tequila by the Champs. Kinda. But with worse dancing and yelling "Vaccine" instead of Tequila.
It gets worse the more you describe it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)
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Hawt syringe dancers would have been misogynist, so isntead you have everyone in unflattering silver mylar tubes and go-go boots. Even the dude...GOOD GOD IT DOES JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE DOESN'T IT?
Posted by: reason at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (RHGPo)"
Strokes, clots, and heart attacks at altitude have been a hot topic in certain circles for a couple of months
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (8IkOE)
man that Capn Crunch was addicting.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - 'catsup at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
At least they had cool posters.
Posted by: wth
I had a copy of "Deliver us from evil" for a time.
https://is.gd/KFdyWX
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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Amy Sedaris as the middle aged drug whore who decides to go back to high school to start life all over again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/z87jrfay
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (tRd71)
You know, that's not a bad look . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (KbLYZ)
I decided I was going to smile at everyone, whether I could see their face or they were masked, after originally planning on only smiling at other non-masked people. Turns out to be harder than expected. *No one* is meeting anyone else's eyes at this point, no matter what the state if their face is. Makes me sad.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:27 PM (VJsqe)
He was fine in Strangers with Candy. That's about it.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (DTX3h)
The editor must be thinking, "What am I supposed to do with this shit? I might as well be trying to make Joy Behar look attractive."
Posted by: Wally at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (FJYfm)
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Wow. Gigantic cojones.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (6vR6V)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 29, 2021 02:45 PM (Geoni)
She was (is???) one of those people who aren't really funny, but are so odd they're somehow entertaining.
Posted by: a.moron at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (tu3iY)
https://tinyurl.com/z87jrfay
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (DJFLF)
Oh, no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (4a9Vv)
"Much late night comedy is less about being funny and more about indoctrination by comedic imposition. People aren't really laughing at it as much as cheering on the rhetoric. It no longer resembles a comedy show, it's more like some kind of liberal Klan meeting."
Posted by: Cheri at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ellen Degeneres at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (sIv7i)
But they are heading for their redistribution of wealth schemes ... from the middle class to them. As a bonus, they dream of taking cars and other transport that allows average people to live freely. But they want only themselves to be at the ski resorts or beaches ... keep the smelly hoi polloi in their hermit dwellings. (remember Strzok could smell the Trump voters, was it at a WalMart?)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (Cus5s)
I mean, Trevor Noah and maybe Samantha Bee I can understand, as I don't think they're old enough too remember anything before 1999, but Kimmel and Colbert aren't spring chickens. They HAVE to have some recollection of whose shoulders they're standing on.
Really pathetic garbage. Unfunny, uninformed, untalented.
Posted by: red speck at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (GQ5VU)
No, that one was accurate. We have climate change. It goes on all of the time. We have no effect upon it, but it happens. Else we'd still be in an ice age, or maybe the Medieval Warming Period, or some other climate anomaly. The sun, the earth, space, all of that is outside of our control, but the climate does change, and thank heaven it does.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (CYnTg)
Amy Sedaris as the middle aged drug whore who decides to go back to high school to start life all over again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
Ugh....my stomach just cramped......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
It's bizarre the the Ruling Class is claiming that naturally acquired immunity now is not a real medical science concept.
My aunt, who graduated from the Joy Behar School of Medical Oddities and Unsupported Bullshit, informs me that natural immunity "doesn't last as long".
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:41 PM (DJFLF)
[tinfoil hat] Suppose they're *trying* to induce autoimmune issues into as many people as possible so you really *do* have to have vaccines to be immune?[/tinfoil hat]
2nd to last pic wouldn't be quite so funny:
https://is.gd/VmwJI3
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (ACi07)
I guess it is possible to totally disconnect yourself from the legacy media.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Cheri at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (oiNtH)
This. Rob Schneider may not be kill me funny as some, but that is becoming less important these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: andycanuck
Interesting. It does all seem like stuff from the old commie playbooks. The only thing is that Colberts BS is so ghey, that anyone owning a weedwacker, would turn it off.
OTOH, when I speak to married younger males, nephew, etc. They are so whipped by their Dem spouses, that they probably do watch.
Posted by: MikeM at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (M/Wbj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (7F9te)
If not, well, we have some Yoko Ono I think you're going to like.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (PiwSw)
now that's comedy gold!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (trdmm)
Someone needs to help me finish this joke: "In Co-veed Amer-iiica..."
Posted by: pookysgirl, Horde-sourcing at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (XKZwp)
What?
What What?
Posted by: The Inner Party Chat Forum at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (OL7zs)
must've been old. a recent one would have included MASKS DON'T WORK.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 02:52 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Liberace at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (yOf1t)
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with a pregnant daughter who decided to get vaxxed, this will keep me up at night for months to come.
Lord, please bless the littlest ones most of all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (sIv7i)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2021 02:48 PM (4a9Vv)
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They triple-screen the audience now. Mistakes were made, but they will never happen again.
Posted by: reason at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Queen LaQueefa at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:27 PM (VJsqe)
He was fine in Strangers with Candy. That's about it.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM
I will concede that he was funny as the drug-using, inappropriate sportscaster in Michael Myers' "The Love Guru".
And, yes, I was indulging my inner 12 year old that evening. Don't judge me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: troyriser at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (pYLCQ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (3TihK)
Dealing with idiot siblings and offspring is evil enough.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 29, 2021 02:43 PM (tRd71)
You know, that's not a bad look . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (KbLYZ)
Would make for a good T-Shirt or hoodie.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (KnJdm)
in covid america, jab gets you!
Posted by: Smirkov Janoff at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Liberace at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (DpkTQ)
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Maybe some better glasses, too.
Posted by: Elton John at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (UuD2k)
Got a questionnaire from new employer, a getting to know you form.
They're asking for my pronouns.
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
He has never been funny. None of them are- James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (yOf1t)
Tom Hanks is a douchebag for giving Fallon an extended, and totally inappropriate cameo in Band of Brothers. It would be like putting 60s Jerry Lewis in The Magnificent Seven as the town gunsmith.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (n+4am)
This is where the left plays word games. The climate has changed in various places, over the course of human history. That is a fact.
But by "climate change" they mean the theory that the production of CO2, solely by western countries and really just the US, will create an ahistorical out of control "change" they will severely damage the earth as a whole. Which is obviously stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (HK8/E)
https://tinyurl.com/z87jrfay
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:49 PM (DJFLF)
Oh, no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (yOf1t)
You trusted the establishment - and you killed your baby. Was the glow of feeling socially respectable worth your baby's life? Did it last?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (yOf1t)
In the USA, the biggest cohort of pregnant women who got the jab were in the liberal whitegirl Karen cohort.
Young women of color were way too smart to submit to that sheet
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (DJFLF)
https://tinyurl.com/mb7z2vmm
grrrrrrrr
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (DJFLF)
It's going to take bloodshed. The liberty tree is down to one leaf.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
I worked with a lot of Mexicans and that joke is so accurate, though incomplete.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: troyriser at September 29, 2021 02:54 PM (pYLCQ)
I think fear plays a big factor in it. Fear that the authoritarian ideology is bunk, fear of being "found out" or identified as one who is not pure enough in their beliefs. Fear overrides a lot of basic brain functionality.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Kim Jong-un at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (uWF4x)
Lord, please bless the littlest ones most of all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (sIv7i)
pray a lot
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (QU5/8)
"Much late night comedy is less about being funny and more about indoctrination by comedic imposition. People aren't really laughing at it as much as cheering on the rhetoric. It no longer resembles a comedy show, it's more like some kind of liberal Klan meeting."
Posted by: Cheri at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (oiNtH)
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His daughter had the hit song X's and O's. Then nothing again after that. I wonder how much of that was to being black-balled from being his daughter.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (8TpiG)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (DTX3h)
I'd argue Colbert was mildly funny back when Craig Kilborn was the lead on the Daily Show. But damn, he's gone over a cliff since then.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (ZSK0i)
Got a questionnaire from new employer, a getting to know you form.
They're asking for my pronouns.
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
We had one one of those surveys
I went with some talking heads, "Same as it ever was" is what i put down.
Posted by: Queen LaQueefa at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (CYnTg)"
I don't think so. They already can't cover it up for anyone willing to look - the problem is people aren't willing to look. Desire for social acceptance keeps people stuck in the MSM/big tech echo chamber.
You're not going to see people wake up until it's too late and the deed is done. Hell it's probably already too late.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 02:27 PM
No.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
NOPE !
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (n+4am)
Or like casting Mickey Rooney as a bucktoothed Japanese man in "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (sIv7i)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (CYnTg)
The current estimate is three to five years, and all the innoculees will be dead. Of course, it will be cancer or heart attack or stroke or something else, not the clot shot, but it will happen.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (okGHj)
We have climate change. It goes on all of the time. We have no effect upon it, but it happens.
__________
The brothers Henry and Tommie Aaron hit a combined 768 home runs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (JBSS7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (yOf1t)
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with a pregnant daughter who decided to get vaxxed, this will keep me up at night for months to come.
Lord, please bless the littlest ones most of all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 02:53 PM (sIv7i)
Prayers up for your grandbaby and family.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (ACi07)
I went with some talking heads, "Same as it ever was" is what i put down.
Posted by: Queen LaQueefa at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (2cfUo)
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Or, I could put down the xe stuff and then become the uber woke person of the virtual office until management decides to buy me out just to get rid of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (oWBc3)
The brothers Henry and Tommie Aaron hit a combined 768 home runs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (JBSS7)
Pikers.
Posted by: Barry "12 Inch Head" Bonds at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Colbert's dad and two brother died in a plane crash.
The flight was on September 11th.....1974.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)"
And let's not make the mistake of thinking that just because it's required, doesn't mean it's not also just and desirable.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:47 PM (RHGPo)"
A good UT grad. She wrote an excellent affidavit showing why. the 'vaccine' is a piece of crap and the military should not be forced to take it.
Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
This is where the stats game is being played. Extra deaths go up EVERYWHERE, in EVERY demographic as clot shots get used.
And unless someone forces the local medical authorities to look into each case they just pretend that all these stroke/heart deaths are completely unrelated...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (oWBc3)
In Colbert's defense, his idiot audience was applauding that shit.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (6QJnV)
Tom Hanks is a douchebag
More accurate
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (JBSS7)
The flight was on September 11th.....1974.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (GQ5VU)
Sorry to hear this. He's still a prick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (yOf1t)
Colbert's dad and two brother died in a plane crash.
The flight was on September 11th.....1974.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (GQ5VU)
now THAT's FUNNY!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (0E/yM)
"Lt. Colonel Theresa Long, is the Brigade Surgeon at Ft. Rucker in Alabama and the chief medical officer in charge of 4000 pilots. She is officially grounding all pilots who were vaccinated."
Posted by: SMOD
.......
It's tough to see where you're landing with a penis on your forehead.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (v0R5T)
They all democrats, so the Klan part is already implied.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 29, 2021 03:00 PM (SchxB)
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Put down "Your Majesty" and "Sir"
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (okGHj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4
Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2021 02:51 PM (MxEKc)
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Hey guys! Check out my YouTube video where I dance with a bunch of syringe-themed go-go dancers to Tequila, but instead of shouting "tequila!" with enthusiasm, we chant "vaccine." in a reasonable volume with little emotion!
Posted by: Amy Schumer, a week from now at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
The flight was on September 11th.....1974.
.....
Sometimes the Lord is merciful.
His father didn't live long enough to have to be embarrassed by his son.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM
Known in the literature as "woozle hunting".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (m+jkK)
Humor is the juxtaposition of irreconcilable contrasts. Ideology is its exact opposite, since the whole point is to avoid highlighting the inconsistencies between what is said and reality.
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2021 02:50 PM (DTX3h)
I dont remember him in that.
Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
"Hey mom, you have to watch the Colbert show tonight. I got my first television gig. I'm a dancing syringe....oh, and I'm gay. But, you probably already knew that."
__________________________________
He's gonna be a biggggg STAHHHHHH
Posted by: Orson at September 29, 2021 03:02 PM (NaPMR)
According to the news, this isn't quite right.
Theresa Long did not ground all pilots. What she did, though, is very interesting: She filed a whistleblower claim. Since the vax may be more dangerous, statistically, to aviators she believes it officially constitutes a risk regulations say the military needs to avoid. Her affidavit is very interesting to read.
https://tinyurl.com/2kse968p
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 03:02 PM (sIv7i)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 29, 2021 03:02 PM (wtvvX)
And let's not make the mistake of thinking that just because it's required, doesn't mean it's not also just and desirable.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (Q87rR)
God knows there's a difference between killing and murder.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 03:02 PM (GQ5VU)
Since the clot shot does NOTHING to stop you from getting COVID, one could argue it is still worth it for the very old/obese/infirm...but giving it to kids should be a capital offense...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 29, 2021 02:57 PM (ZSK0i)
That's fair. I actually enjoyed the brief Kilborn era of The Daily Show. Once that smug fuck Stewart took over I quit watching.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (DTX3h)
They're asking for my pronouns.
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Put down "El Conquistador"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Barry "12 Inch Head" Bonds at September 29, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey, fat-head, Aaron didn't cheat. Now go lay down by your dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (okGHj)
Also children in general, but for whatever malicious reason, they are rushing to force it on young kids as well.
This woman losing her baby, maybe not related, but they should be taking a very close look over the next few years, at pregnant women that got vaxxed.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (Cus5s)
The country is in the worst of hands.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
__________
Good to see you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (JBSS7)
Posted by: Rogering Godell at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (Zsfob)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (RU4sa)
- Left
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: LASue at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (JBSS7)
Same goes for me, double.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (RHGPo)
I'm sorry
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Sounds like a good idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (lQj4a)
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Put down "Your Majesty" and "Sir"
Posted by: tcn in AK
Master & My Liege.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (OCTRt)
Or, I could put down the xe stuff and then become the uber woke person of the virtual office until management decides to buy me out just to get rid of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Mix up the genders so that it's totally confusing. And change it around weekly. When HR complains about all the changes in your personal info, file a complaint over them not respecting your sexual orientation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: thesgm at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (RRcGg)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (DpkTQ)
I would argue nothing of the sort. How do they know that the shot makes the disease less dangerous? They don't. People have had the coof and never had a single symptom, without any vax whatsoever. It's a bullshit argument and just an excuse to push their fascist crap on a gullible public.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Late Night TV Watching Kid at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
*mashing random keys on Casio keyboard while singing "Daddy would you like some sausage"*
Posted by: Tom Green at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (Geoni)
Remember, every email or phone call you receive that includes the phrase "you may be entitled to compensation" involves something that once was approved by the FDA, or some other branch of the government.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (+NQw5)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (hKi6n)
The country is in the worst of hands.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
__________
Good to see you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (JBSS7)
Indeed. I mentioned you in a post earlier today.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (hErX5)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)
--Tucker
LOL
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (Zsfob)
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Hear hear!! Our punditry needs less pedantry and more pederasty!!
Posted by: Lincoln Project at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (lNHqD)
Put down "Your Majesty" and "Sir"
Posted by: tcn in AK
Master & My Liege.
Posted by: rickb223
__________
Supreme Pontiff, Bishop of Rome, Your Holiness
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (JBSS7)
- Left
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Five years and zero double blind studies early.
But sure. Go with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (OCTRt)
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Put down "Your Majesty" and "Sir"
Posted by: tcn in AK
Master & My Liege.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (OCTRt)
Your mom
Deez nutz
Posted by: Late Night TV Watching Kid at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 03:05 PM (n+4am)
Ask for "Your Protuberance".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (trdmm)
https://is.gd/9o1BWE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (+IIqY)
Also children in general, but for whatever malicious reason, they are rushing to force it on young kids as well.
This woman losing her baby, maybe not related, but they should be taking a very close look over the next few years, at pregnant women that got vaxxed.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (Cus5s)
Right, and/or their children.
"The rate of autoimmune disorders has jumped drastically! Must be glowball warmening!!"
-- totally ethical doctors who are using their authoritay to educate you about
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (ACi07)
56 year old indigenous Katukina tribe leader died of cardiac arrest following the Covid-19 vaccine. He was the first person in the Cruzeiro do Sul area to be vaccinated. #Brazil #Death #Cardiac #Heart #CovidVaccineVictims dot com
"VACCINE!"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (CYnTg)
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Put down "Your Majesty" and "Sir"
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 29, 2021 03:01 PM (okGHj)
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Try El Conquistador!
Through my kids don't like it when I use at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (8TpiG)
https://tinyurl.com/k64ap57e
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: kallisto
These people are such attention whores. I wonder if the tweet is BS, or she smothered the child for sympathy on twitter. Crib deaths do happen, but very strange.
Posted by: MikeM at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (M/Wbj)
Also IMPEACH TRUMP NOW !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (otFiP)
.....
Oh I could see ways of making that okay.
Oops, did you trip in your syringe suit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (JBSS7)
https://tinyurl.com/k64ap57e
Posted by: pep
Milley gave him the plans last month.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Rogering Godell at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)
Or at least a comedy album. Or two.
Posted by: Dice Man at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (0E/yM)
https://tinyurl.com/k64ap57e
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (ZsR3z)
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The pucker is when he thinks about how much cash and blow and whores he's gonna have to fork over to Ambassador Hunter to get the plans for that missile on his desk.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (n+4am)
56 year old indigenous Katukina tribe leader died of cardiac arrest following the Covid-19 vaccine. He was the first person in the Cruzeiro do Sul area to be vaccinated. #Brazil #Death #Cardiac #Heart #CovidVaccineVictims dot com
"VACCINE!"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (Ndje9)
I'll take stories that will never appear in the Daily Mail for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (68WvR)
I see the FNM says it is false to die from the clot shot because he had pre-existing issues.
Hmm...how many people have "died from COVID" without pre-existing issues?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (QU5/8)
https://tinyurl.com/k64ap57e
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (ZsR3z)
Uh oh. Looks like we'll have to invade another shithole country to test them out.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)
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How about a movie about the day the clown cried?
We could get Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (JBSS7)
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Thanks! Just dropping in ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
Part of why that show worked so well is that the guys just seemed like the guys. They didn't seem like actors playing a role at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Caliban at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (+4oV5)
AP Oddities
@AP_Oddities
Buck up: Dollar Tree, the national chain of stores that promises everything for a buck, will begin introducing items on its shelves that will exceed $1. http://apne.ws/VhwPbyh #odd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (d9FiS)
"VACCINE!"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
I wouldn't want to be a Brazilian healthcare worker having to go back out to that tribe any time soon.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 29, 2021 03:03 PM (DTX3h)
Sucked down the memory hole - Stewart used to be a goateed VJ on MTV's wee hours. He had one comedy bit that was actually good called "Monkey Boy". Other than that he was an insipid hack that didn't last long. How he got the gig for the DS is amazing by itself, but apparently smug, condescending tripe was what the millennials were looking for as a comedy replacement.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:10 PM
Alternatively, we could give a few to Taiwan and wait.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (m+jkK)
And if you confuse them I will sue the shit out of you.
Spell checker for the win!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (DJFLF)
Obama said open borders are unsustainable.
Which is the plan, of course.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 29, 2021 03:04 PM (RU4sa)
Not to worry. ABC deleted that part of his interview, (because of time constraints, I'm sure):
https://is.gd/OvLawb
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 03:12 PM (PiwSw)
Think about the fact that the audience did cheer.
But yeah, we just gotta win in '22 and all will be right as rain ...
Posted by: Lrrr at September 29, 2021 03:12 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (OCTRt)
++++
Probably not. He just let them know who at Raytheon to call to get them - after he confirmed that the checks cleared.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:12 PM (+IIqY)
Back in the old days, one person in a tribe would try eating or doing something.
And if he died the rest of the tribe learned and avoided what killed their unfortunate member.
But...we are so much smarter now!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2021 03:12 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (CYnTg)
I believe there was at least one season where Barry Bonds had more homers than strikeouts. That is an amazing stat, and really speaks to his talent at reading pitches. Steroids can't do that for a player.
He didn't need them. He was a legitimately great player on his own.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 03:13 PM (hErX5)
https://youtu.be/iKPRZJW4NK8
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 03:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: MikeM at September 29, 2021 03:08 PM (M/Wbj)
there's more of these out there unfortunately. This is not the first one I've seen.
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 03:13 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (oWBc3)
Got a questionnaire from new employer, a getting to know you form.
They're asking for my pronouns.
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Confess that you're pro-verbs.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (Zsfob)
https://youtu.be/sSkFyNVtNh8
Seriously, this was so good that he kept doing it? What the hell is wrong with people? Their lives are so devoid of meaning that everything revolves around the coof?
It will never go away.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (A9g2z)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (CYnTg)
Him sitting in a chair doing nothing would draw cheers when the "applause" sign lit up. They're that stupid and weak minded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NPC_1001001 at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (QFVV9)
Heads will roll!
Posted by: f'd at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (Zsfob)
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Adverbs are the unsung heroes of grammar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
We are all guinea pigs now.
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
If he were a better fielder (like Bonds) he wouldn't have crashed into walls and hurt himself so much. But yeah, he refused to juice and it cost him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
And if he died the rest of the tribe learned and avoided what killed their unfortunate member.
But...we are so much smarter now!
Posted by: 18-1
Back in the old days, if you killed the chieftain of a tribe, they would cut off your eyelids and stake you out in the sun.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 29, 2021 03:06 PM (+NQw5)
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That sounds like covid misinformation, sir. CANCELLED!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (Zsfob)
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Adverbs are the unsung heroes of grammar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Prepositions are what it's all about.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: West at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (QY+6a)
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Those trained monkeys will cheer when the APPLAUSE signs comes on.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Deep Great Reset at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Lolly & Sons at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (m+jkK)
**
No, no, no. That's not related. You might as well blame him drinking coffee that morning or wearing a blue shirt.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (Zsfob)
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Adverbs are the unsung heroes of grammar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Prepositions are what it's all about.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
remember that Nouns are the true Heroes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Prepositions are what it's all about.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
INTERJECTIONS FOR THE WIN!!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (dfRN6)
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Whenever I get asked that, I say thee and thine.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
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Prepositions are sneaky little shits that should stay in their place, if you know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Prepositions are what it's all about.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
INTERJECTIONS FOR THE WIN!!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (dfRN6)
Embrace the power of conjunctions.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
The Audience is supposed to go out and convert the people in their circles
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (n/6gj)
The CDC and Establishment are heavily invested in Calvinball at this point.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (oWBc3)
That's very interesting. I didn't know that - thanks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (hErX5)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (dfRN6)
Embrace the power of conjunctions.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Prepositions are what it's all about.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (KnJdm)
INTERJECTIONS FOR THE WIN!!!
Gerunds.
*** drop mic ***
Posted by: fluffy at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Qoheleth
Stolen and is now making the rounds on Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (OCTRt)
I don't know if Gov Kristi is squatting on Corey Lewandowski's penis, but I do know that her "husband" is a flaming queer.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (JtT4O)
**
If they mean it, then there is no wrong answer.
Norm/Al
Your Highness
Bad Muddaf*cka
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (FrSwm)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
Harsh, but fair. A preposition once bit my sister.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
conjunction junction what's your function
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (yOf1t)
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I use a very tiny bit of vegetable oil. Same thing on the hinges for my car doors. It doesn't seem to stiffen up when the weather gets cold, and it doesn't make a smeary mess.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KATBx)
People think that because he wasn't running all over and crashing into the wall.
That's because he was where the ball would land. You never saw him overrun a ball or have to go rushing back to get it. He knew based on that batter against this pitch where the ball would go.
That's why he seemed boring in the field. Guys like Griffey look spectacular in highlight reels, but that's only because they are out of position and have to chase the ball down. Bonds, when someone hit a homer, would rest his hands on his knees and let it fly; no reason to chase that, its out of the park.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)
Indeed, Kristi Noem's fag "husband" has had way more penises in his orifices than Kristi.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (JtT4O)
**
No, no, no. That's not related. You might as well blame him drinking coffee that morning or wearing a blue shirt.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Before or after they cut out your liver for dinner?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM
This guy also gets it.
Posted by: Lolly & Sons at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 03:09 PM (dfRN6)
________________________________
Bunch of cameos in that series. You'll see Simon Pegg playing an American in there right before Winters signs off on the Court Martial.
Posted by: Orson at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (NaPMR)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
I've still got all those old Schoolhouse Rock ditties swirling around in my head.
"Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
"I got and, but, and or, they can get you very far!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (dfRN6)
Do they ever get tired of being wrong, or admit to it? Fuck you Colbert. You're a dried up turd on a bad stretch of road.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (oWBc3)
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Step off, dude!
Posted by: Jose Canseco at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (8TpiG)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (8nD9v)
A couple of months later they came out with a guide as to what pronouns were acceptable, and added that it was not obligatory to list them
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
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Indeed. Ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which I shall not put!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (+IIqY)
**
Soap.
Works on the bunks (the carpet covered pieces of wood) on your boat trailer, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:21 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 03:21 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:21 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2021 03:21 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Intestines of democrats.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:21 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 29, 2021 03:21 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (8nD9v)
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I propose a rename. For all of these people, male or female, prominent or unknown, powerful or not, I propose that they shall all be referred to as "Vindictive Bitch."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (+IIqY)
Sucked down the memory hole - Stewart used to be a goateed VJ on MTV's wee hours. He had one comedy bit that was actually good called "Monkey Boy". Other than that he was an insipid hack that didn't last long. How he got the gig for the DS is amazing by itself, but apparently smug, condescending tripe was what the millennials were looking for as a comedy replacement.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:11 PM (wAnMi)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that remembers Stewart as a VJ.
Wasn't he roided out and wore loose tank tops for a while?
Posted by: Late Night TV Watching Kid at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (KATBx)
LOL! Never heard that one before!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (nxdel)
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If they mean it, then there is no wrong answer.
Norm/Al
Your Highness
Bad Muddaf*cka
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:19 PM (n/6gj)
Fuck Me, Kill Me, I'm Gay, I'm An Asshole, so many great ways to get people to stop using pronouns or at least break the ice.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (wAnMi)
@JackPosobiec
·
6h
If the spending bill costs zero why do we have to raise the debt ceiling,
@jrpsaki?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (GQ5VU)
Or worse: a passport for the virus, not for you.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:15 PM
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Lolly & Sons at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (m+jkK)
I still get that song in my head sometimes. Those School House Rock shorts were very effective.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (n/6gj)
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But what if I want my window frames to smell like a fresh mountain vista?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Kindltot
___
They don't need to convert anyone in their father's name.
Most people are willing to do his bidding.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (RU4sa)
https://is.gd/9o1BWE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:07 PM (+IIqY)
She is my type
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (V6f9+)
The Audience is supposed to go out and convert the people in their circles
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 03:18 PM (KbLYZ)
He is annoying the living fuck out of me when I have to listen to him in the break room. I have considered Elvis action. I cannot even unplug the damn thing or change the channel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (FrSwm)
We did that a while ago, but I've been watching huge amounts of YouTube. With what they did today I really want to switch to something else, but the only alternative I know of doesn't have much content.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:16 PM (OCTRt)
Oh, man. I'm eating, here.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:24 PM (Zsfob)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (8nD9v)
She strikes me as an opportunistic klingon who has been rode hard and put away wet.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:24 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
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I see someone caught the Corner Gas preposition episode.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 03:24 PM (FrSwm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (+IIqY)
Rub it with elk poop
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (KbLYZ)
What do you all do to make sure windows slide easy? Paraffin? Oil?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
PB Blaster makes a Graphite spray with Teflon.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (JtT4O)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)
And Steve Allen. Jack Benny. Bob Hope. Milton Berle. ...
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Late Night TV Watching Kid at September 29, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, I think that there was some sort of connection to Venice Beach or similar. He was supposed to be a skateboard guru or something like that. Maybe it was the California part of the evening since the East Coast had gone to bed. It was all about as believable as one would expect.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: wth at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2021 03:20 PM (8nD9v)
She strikes me as an opportunistic klingon who has been rode hard and put away wet.
Posted by: flounder
Hope she got some up front money because the market for #BADORANGEMAN books is pretty bleak.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
CLP Breakfree
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (V6f9+)
Odd.
I guess they plan on winning.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (Ndje9)
Brought to you by Shithouse Rocks.
I'm only a bill sitting here on Capitol Hill...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)
And Steve Allen. Jack Benny. Bob Hope. Milton Berle. ...
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (Rbu5d)
...and Jack Paar really is weeping.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (hErX5)
One of the biggest lies I ever believed was "The Internet perceives censorship as damage and automatically routes around it."
Not so much.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi at September 29, 2021 03:27 PM (BvNzB)
African-Americans
Latinx-Americans
Asian-Americans
Gay-Americans
Lesbian-Americans
Tranny-Americans
BIPOC-Americans
Otherkin-Americans
he might try hiring a funny-American.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at September 29, 2021 03:27 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 03:27 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:27 PM (Ndje9)
I'm only a bill sitting here on Capitol Hill...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (OCTRt)
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The Simpsons version of that is the most depressingly accurate piece of comedy I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8gt-EEpelY
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)
And Steve Allen. Jack Benny. Bob Hope. Milton Berle. ...
Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2021 03:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Danny Kaye is telling him to man up, Jack Lemmon is telling him to quit worrying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 03:27 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (+IIqY)
Rub it with elk poop
Posted by: Kindltot
Snorted out loud and scared the dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:28 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 03:28 PM (haWye)
Odd.
I guess they plan on winning.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2021 03:26 PM (Ndje9)
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ADE will still be a risk, but what's odder still - if you've been paying attention - is that the spike protein genetic data used int he mRNA vaccines and in J&J's vaccine came from ... China. They sent it over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (mbFEM)
Tom Hardy plays an American GI. His accent is quite good. "It seems that the Germans are bad".
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (ZsR3z)
This Biden economy is awesome.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (+MSSo)
Posted by: 496
Claudette was pretty good in "It Happened One Night"
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 03:28 PM (haWye)
Well, when a Representative and a Lobbyist love each other very much....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (RHGPo)
Got a questionnaire from new employer, a getting to know you form.
They're asking for my pronouns.
Bleh. I'm just leaving that line blank.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Confess that you're pro-verbs.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 03:14 PM (Zsfob)
*************
Uh-Oh... it's one of those kind of companies.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 03:28 PM (haWye)
You see, when a man loves his lobbyist . . . .
Posted by: McCarthy at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (KnJdm)
I'm old enough to remember when the free flow of information, unfiltered or censored, would create a sort of Utopia. I'll bet that crazy talk has all been memory holed.
Posted by: Ripley at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 29, 2021 03:28 PM (haWye)
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Congress delegated that power to the pen and phone.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (FrSwm)
This Biden economy is awesome.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (+MSSo)
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Remember when we used to make fun of the Soviets for this kind of shit? And now we're living it?
It sucks rather a lot. It isn't normal, and it is extremely awful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (1lKRm)
IMDB has a LOT of what YT has as far as movies. I like YT's movies because the ads are on only as long as you don't press "skip ad", which is nice.
I highly recommend Peacock. Yeah, it's NBC, but they are well thought out and have a shitload of content. For instance right now all 3 John Wicks, the first 2 are ad free after the first 2 minutes of intro ads. They had all of the fast and furious for a while. Men In Black 1 & 2. It goes on and on, and they add movies every few days. Lots of TV shows as well. If you want to subscribe, then even more movies and everything is ad free (not gonna happen).
Also, PLUTO is excellent. The bad: No search function. They have 2 models at play, streaming on demand, and then tons of channels that are like old fashioned TV. The shows run, you watch. You cannot pause or go back, it's all real time. ROKU's channel is good - but you need Roku. VUDU and TUBI also.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)
He's so gay
He's very very gay
He's so gay
And he likes to be that way
With his keys all on the right
He's into rubber every night
He's so gay
He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (Tnijr)
**
Just beeg helpfur, lound eye.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (+MSSo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (r5BVk)
You have to be quick around here.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)
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Yeppers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:31 PM (+IIqY)
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at September 29, 2021 03:31 PM (JtT4O)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (RHGPo)
These goal posts are not exactly LIGHT- you know?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 29, 2021 03:31 PM (yOf1t)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 03:29 PM (PiwSw)
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Snort.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (FrSwm)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (V6f9+)
It sucks rather a lot. It isn't normal, and it is extremely awful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 03:30 PM (+IIqY)
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I *severely* pissed off a woman in the grocery store today when I laughed at the empty shelves in the potato chip aisle. I didn't even make it overtly political or anything (other than saying "but at least gas costs a dollar more per gallon"), and she got absolutely FURIOUS.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (+MSSo)
That's why I'm looking for a YouTube replacement. It has to be something with a lot of content in semi-niche areas of interest though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: MammaB at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (kVBqN)
Not so much.
Posted by: Eat the Eloi
True once. Distributed stuff. Torrents, packs of bloggers, Usenet of old.
We don't use the Internet like that anymore.
YouTube is one site. It's "all your eggs in one basket," not "everyone in town raises chickens."
Posted by: mikeski at September 29, 2021 03:32 PM (3oNdH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 03:23 PM (1lKRm)
There are various YT channels I favorite (not subscribe; I don't have an account). Between that and Twitch, and maybe some one off streaming channels, I don't need much else. But with Kodi, I am not subjected to the advertisements that plague other platforms.
Posted by: flounder at September 29, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
She practices goodthink. Bad comedy but goodthink.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 03:33 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2021 03:34 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 03:34 PM (UHVv4)
The problem is that I'm watching how-to type stuff like historical foods and needlework of all sorts. Also listening to a bunch of old radio mystery shows.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 03:35 PM (1lKRm)
These idiots don't even know the first rule of stage comedy and that is -
If the skit is lame, be sure to have a at least one sexy, skimpily dressed gal on stage to entertain the rubes.
Instead, Colbert had a gaggle of very teh ghey guys prancing about.
Lame. Ass. First rule retards. You coulda had 4 good-looking gals with big breasts encased in super-pointy "hypodermic" bras sashaying about, which would've been funnier, more entertaining, and watchable.
Man, do I have to write this stuff for you idiots?...Pay me!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 29, 2021 03:36 PM (Xo5lP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 29, 2021 03:37 PM (II3Gr)
indeed. prepositions at the end are something up with which i am not willing to put.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 03:39 PM (oY6Yp)
Other than the 3 yr old and 4mnth old grandkids, I am the only unvaccinated person in my family, afaik.
(It's a touchy subject, not sure about one or two.)
Spouse, kids, kids' spouses and older grandkids, my siblings, his siblings, his mom (96), the in-law's parents- everyone.
My comfort is that not even the Plague killed everybody.
But who knows what they're cooking up for next?
Took a while to envision myself as the possible Last Man Standing.
Posted by: sal at September 29, 2021 03:40 PM (3c1fY)
Posted by: Jmm at September 29, 2021 04:15 PM (bzJGN)
Posted by: Harry at September 29, 2021 06:29 PM (EcD5Y)
This sketch wouldn't even make the cut to be a meme on Gab.
Posted by: jdgalt1 at September 29, 2021 07:39 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Zombie Freddy Mercury, killed by Fauci the last time around at September 29, 2021 07:50 PM (LaNzR)
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