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EMT 9/25/21

An EMT, if you can keep it.

Posted by: krakatoa at 07:07 AM




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1
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:08 AM (/U27+)

2
Ha! Bow down before me, ye scurvy dogs!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:09 AM (/U27+)

3
Yo, any scurvy dogs around?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:10 AM (/U27+)

4 links are on ONT

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2021 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

5 Is there a Hadrian the Sixth?

Posted by: MJ at September 25, 2021 06:11 AM (zwDuR)

6 These claims about horse riders turned out to be ....

*puts on sunglasses*

... spurious.

OOOHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2021 06:11 AM (ybIRR)

7 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:13 AM (yrol0)

8
Is there a Hadrian the Sixth?
Posted by: MJ at September 25, 2021 06:11 AM (zwDuR)

________

Hadrian the Sixth, born Adriaan Florensz Boeyens (2 March 1459 - 14 September 1523), was head of the Catholic Church and ruler of the Papal States from 9 January 1522 until his death on 14 September 1523. The only Dutchman to become pope, he was the last non-Italian pope until Polish John Paul II 455 years later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:14 AM (/U27+)

9
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2021 06:15 AM (DUIap)

10 G'mornin' Horde !

39 degrees, foggy, 2nd cup of coffee, all is well.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 25, 2021 06:15 AM (jDHSU)

11
Sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian having my coffee. Work later, errands, lawn mowing. This is an Ember week, so no music today in penance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:16 AM (/U27+)

12 Just sent my fourth appeal through to Twitter. Let's see how long it takes for them to also reject this one without even looking at it...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 25, 2021 06:16 AM (MqQvv)

13 They're running a Sopranos marathon on HBO2, and I'm here to tell you the worst earworm on Earth is the Sopranos theme song.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2021 06:17 AM (C1Lsn)

14 "Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness. Anyone who loves their brother or sister, lives in the light and there is nothing to make them stumble. But anyone who hates a brother or sister is in the darkness and walks around on the darkness. They do not know where they are going because the darkness has blinded them. "

1 John 2:9-11

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2021 06:18 AM (zeMLQ)

15 Kamala

Human beings should not be treated that way and it also invoked images of some of the worst moments of our history like slavery

ha ha ha

WHATS SO FUCKING FUNNY BITCH

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:18 AM (yrol0)

16 13 They're running a Sopranos marathon on HBO2, and I'm here to tell you the worst earworm on Earth is the Sopranos theme song.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2021 06:17 AM (C1Lsn)

Is the supranos marathon where you run and then shoot someone?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:19 AM (yrol0)

17 bill Ohhhh, that's the by chance that have free Cinemax and HBO, watching Lincoln with Daniel Day Lewis

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:19 AM (2JoB8)

18 12 Just sent my fourth appeal through to Twitter. Let's see how long it takes for them to also reject this one without even looking at it...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 25, 2021 06:16 AM (MqQvv)

Stick a $100 in your USB A port

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:20 AM (yrol0)

19 lol, like a biathlon but with pocket pistols instead of .22 match rifles.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 25, 2021 06:21 AM (jDHSU)

20 Good morning one and all. Our foster pup is getting a visitor today and we are also babysitting two dogs as well. Given that we are at six dogs in the Pax House, we are hoping this nice lady adopts our foster.


I have also made it through my first week at the new job. I don't have all of my accounts yet so I'm doing busy work but I'm happy with the change.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2021 06:23 AM (MzqIZ)

21 Not first, not Sponge -

Posted by: catostraster at September 25, 2021 06:24 AM (7yhgj)

22 16 Is the Sopranos marathon where you run and then shoot someone. Yep. At the 13 K marker, you take a break at the Bing and refresh with booze and boobs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2021 06:24 AM (C1Lsn)

23 mornin yall. Some terraforming in the yard and planting some bushes is on the schedule today and then I am free to prepare for Rallycross tomorrow. First in a year. Who hoo!

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 06:24 AM (Tnijr)

24 trying to remember the Sopranos theme ... my current earworm is the one from Bosch ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 25, 2021 06:24 AM (jDHSU)

25 Why are republicans so dumb part ten million.

'Leadership matters. Joe Biden has said racially insensitive statements for over 50 years. Some as recently as two weeks ago where he referred to a black man as 'boy'. The recent incident of Joe Biden's border patrol whipping poor black migrants is a direct result of Joe Biden's legacy of racism. I call on all democrats to denounce this racism, to defund the border patrol, and to start impeachment proceedings against the racist in chief.'

Posted by: MJ at September 25, 2021 06:26 AM (zwDuR)

26 Whatever happened to the AZ election audit bombshell we were promised...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:27 AM (flINI)

27 26 Whatever happened to the AZ election audit bombshell we were promised...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:27 AM (flINI)

No one want to read it! We are all idiots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:28 AM (yrol0)

28 A few AZ Audit Tidbits:

21,273 ballot images are entirely missing from the forensics images of the election equipment.
1. This means that there are electronic votes recorded, but no actual ballot images that correspond to the votes. 2. This makes it impossible to fully validate the results or confirm that the Election Management System (EMS) was not tampered with.

DOUBLE THE WIN

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:29 AM (yrol0)

29 AZ

The audit has discovered 263,139 ballot images on the election system that are corrupt and unreadable TIFF format images. It is unclear what events could have resulted in this number of images being corrupted. The corruption of the ballot images in the election system only occurs for ballots that were scanned on or after November 1, 2020.

About 25X the win.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:30 AM (yrol0)

30 86,391 voters found with no database listing for either
1. Name and DOB
2. Address
This was checked against National Change of Address and SS Death List.

About 9X the win.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:31 AM (yrol0)

31 Posted by: MJ at September 25, 2021 06:26 AM (zwDuR)
===

Luntz says the focus groups don't like it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 06:32 AM (EZebt)

32 G'mornin, morons.

One (of many) good things about dogs is they get your butt up and moving. These two demand a mile every morning whether I like it or not.

Posted by: weew at September 25, 2021 06:32 AM (+m+uH)

33 So yesterday someone mentioned having gout, and asked what to do about it - this is what I did: doc prescribed allopurionol for 30 days and colchicine for emergency relief. Guy I surf with had gout and he told me he managed it with tart cherry extract. I had already tried apple cider vinegar to no effect, so, after 2 weeks of allopurinol had gotten the pain under control, I ordered some tart cherry extract from amazon. 3 weeks of constant dosing and I was off allopurinol. I don't like using amazon so I found an online alternative Vitacost.com. Supplements are no doubt made "overseas" but I can order direct from website...don't recall if shipping is free...probably not. And I do gotta pay CA sales tax grumble mutter....Anyway, I take at least one capsule 500mg tart cherry extract and grape seed blend everyday, really seems to work, have not had serious gout pain since I started 3/4 year ago. Now I get almost all my supplements from Vitacost. Fuck joe biden.

Posted by: catostraster at September 25, 2021 06:33 AM (7yhgj)

34 One ever saw maybe 6 Sopranos, but then even Godfather movies don't grab me much.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:34 AM (2JoB8)

35 These two demand a mile every morning whether I like it or not.
That is a wonderful problem to have. Except when it rains.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2021 06:34 AM (MzqIZ)

36 I've got three dogs all under the age of two. My down time is sparse

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:34 AM (flINI)

37 If my French Toast is good that is a sign I don't have Covid, right?

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:34 AM (2JoB8)

38 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 06:35 AM (GPwVZ)

39
So even with the audit results laying it all out, havent we already reached the "so what are you gonna do about it?" point??

Posted by: weew at September 25, 2021 06:35 AM (+m+uH)

40 The driver who veered into a bike lane and hit NFL coach Greg Knapp, who died five days later, won't be charged in his death because there's not enough evidence of negligence, prosecutors say.

This seems odd. If you hit someone with your car who is riding a bike in a bike lane due to admitted distracted driving what kind of evidence do they need?

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 06:36 AM (Tnijr)

41
One (of many) good things about dogs is they get your butt up and moving.

___________

True. I'm incapable of just lounging in bed of a morning. I wake up and get up to let the dogs out and check them over. Meanwhile, it's Her Majesty who lounges in bed of a morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (/U27+)

42 One county and over a quarter million questionable votes. Nothing to see here I guess

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (flINI)

43 Farmcat showed up at the door last night howling for food. Been gone over a month. I thought the red tail got him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (mdgQ7)

44 That sentence was all jumbled.interpret as you like. More coffee.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (Tnijr)

45 42 One county and over a quarter million questionable votes. Nothing to see here I guess
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (flINI)

It is closer to one half million!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:38 AM (yrol0)

46 If my French Toast is good that is a sign I don't have Covid, right?
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:34 AM (2JoB
===
If there's maple syrup.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 06:38 AM (EZebt)

47 One county and over a quarter million questionable votes. Nothing to see here I guess
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (flINI)

You can't question the votes! It will destroy democracy faster then the county destroyed the server logs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:38 AM (mdgQ7)

48 43 Farmcat showed up at the door last night howling for food. Been gone over a month. I thought the red tail got him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (mdgQ7)

I had a girlfriend like that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:39 AM (yrol0)

49 weew yeah that seems to be their plan.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:39 AM (2JoB8)

50 I have used Black Cherry Juice for minor Gout. For major attacks, crying and heroin might help.

Don't eat shrimp.

Posted by: klaftern at September 25, 2021 06:39 AM (taPSh)

51 After at least first trying to get you to not believe what your seeing.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:40 AM (2JoB8)

52 Good Saturday Morning Hordelings

Chilly 51 degrees and the sun is on the rise, going up to 68 so looks to be a fine day.

And I tend to make it so, all the things be damned.

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 25, 2021 06:40 AM (tzZq2)

53 French toast is safer and probably more effective than the vaccine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:40 AM (mdgQ7)

54 Probably easier to get opioids than ivermectin

Posted by: catostraster at September 25, 2021 06:40 AM (7yhgj)

55 One county and over a quarter million questionable votes. Nothing to see here I guess
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:37 AM (flINI)

It is closer to one half million!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:38 AM (yrol0)

This was a farce. "THE COUNT" was not really the issue. Not there might not have been shinanigans, but the fraud was in who they mailed ballots out to and how many times and who filled them out and voted them. And THAT they did not audit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 06:41 AM (GPwVZ)

56 My Weimaraner is 1. There is no off switch for him. I can't wait until he becomes just a bit sedentary

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:41 AM (flINI)

57 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

58
Judge change for today's show from an unknown to someone who's given Delilah a number of breed wins and Group 1s. Here's hoping it leads to something good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:43 AM (/U27+)

59 Did just look here and it's 52 degrees, so maybe being chilly at 4am was that creeping in.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:44 AM (2JoB8)

60 "Posted by: catostraster"

That was me. Thanks for the info. My gout usually flairs up in conjunction with some injury to my foot. Over a week ago I stepped in a hole in the yard and twisted my foot. I thought I was going to have a twisted ankle, but three days later my foot starting hurting. That has pretty much cleared but the gout moved into my big toe. It's somewhat better this morning.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 06:44 AM (Tnijr)

61 Hadrian the Seventh

A Salty Dog here. Not a Scurvy dog. I take extra vitamins to avoid that fate.

Although Anna Puma calls me a Salty Dawg. Must be a SEC thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

62 Anyone know any good in home tutors for 3-4 year olds?

Murphy instituted a mask mandate for children over two years old and we are pulling our grandchild out of daycare until this madness is over, which may be never.

This may push us to retire early to start homeschooling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2021 06:45 AM (8iLm7)

63 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 06:45 AM (ju2Fy)

64 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 06:45 AM (arJlL)

65 This was a farce. "THE COUNT" was not really the issue. Not there might not have been shinanigans, but the fraud was in who they mailed ballots out to and how many times and who filled them out and voted them. And THAT they did not audit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 06:41 AM (GPwVZ)

See above at least 89k to people that DO NOT exist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:45 AM (yrol0)

66 So if you add up all of the legal and illegal votes for the umpteenth time, then Biden still wins.

Is that what the lying dog faced pony soldier media is telling me ?

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2021 06:47 AM (gv3x8)

67 They're running a Sopranos marathon on HBO2, and I'm here to tell you the worst earworm on Earth is the Sopranos theme song.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

This past week I had an Unchain my Heart by Ray Charles earworm.

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 06:47 AM (arJlL)

68 If my French Toast is good that is a sign I don't have Covid, right?
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 06:34 AM (2JoB

Syrup. Maple syrup.

Frech toast ith maple syrup prevents the Covid.

Posted by: tbodie at September 25, 2021 06:47 AM (IkffI)

69 This was a farce. "THE COUNT" was not really the issue. Not there might not have been shinanigans, but the fraud was in who they mailed ballots out to and how many times and who filled them out and voted them. And THAT they did not audit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 06:41 AM (GPwVZ)

See above at least 89k to people that DO NOT exist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:45 AM (yrol0)

Yes that is what I mean. What was the margin again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 06:47 AM (GPwVZ)

70 Did the cat literally howl? They can make a pitiful cry HAOW HAOW that I might call a howl.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2021 06:48 AM (ybIRR)

71
So if you add up all of the legal and illegal votes for the umpteenth time, then Biden still wins.

___________

It's all garbage, but it adds up, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:48 AM (/U27+)

72 Arizona decided to leave us with the "you cannot be serious" outcome ala McEnroe. He never got a call changed either.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 25, 2021 06:48 AM (oWBc3)

73 olddog-

How ya feelin' ?

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 06:48 AM (arJlL)

74 Oh, boy. Thanks to the volcanic eruption in the Canary islands, A new generation is hearing the term "acid rain" for the first time. The seeds of a new, old, global crisis are forming.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:48 AM (mdgQ7)

75 Truck Monkey


were you the moron that said he was running a keltec sub gun?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 06:49 AM (K3ZCc)

76 Murphy instituted a mask mandate for children over two years old and we are pulling our grandchild out of daycare until this madness is over, which may be never.

--

I simply don't have enough adjectives to describe this insanity. Hey! It is absolutely effective putting masks on toddlers because, if anybody has half a brain, they know those masks will stay medically sealed all around baby's face and that covid germ doesn't stand a chance*!

*Not to mention, the risk to that age group is so low, it practically doesn't even register.

Marcus posted a nice Bible verse above, and I'm trying to take it to heart, but it's very hard to love a lot of people in this world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 06:49 AM (O+I8R)

77 catostraster

Good comment on opioids being easier to get than ivermectin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

78
A new generation is hearing the term "acid rain" for the first time.

_________

The Guardian will run more articles about how this volcano represents the failures of capitalism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:50 AM (/U27+)

79 Next season of Ghost Hunters, "Arizona, Land of 89,000 Spirits".

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 25, 2021 06:50 AM (oWBc3)

80 Oh, boy. Thanks to the volcanic eruption in the Canary islands, A new generation is hearing the term "acid rain" for the first time. The seeds of a new, old, global crisis are forming.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

So, no more canarys ?

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 06:50 AM (arJlL)

81 Navarro says she has tested negative twice after being kicked off the View before Kamala came on. They have figured out another way to censor people by utilizing the hysteria. I doubt anything would have come out of an hour of fluffing Kammy anyway. Maybe some tips on gargling.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 06:50 AM (Tnijr)

82 Ya know, we can pay some illegials cash money to be bad drivers.

I've got a little list of people who will not be missed.

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ OPSEC ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

83 Morning peeps. A gorgeous sunrise here in the Bluegrass just now however a line of storms looks to be sweeping in soon. Nice play of light and dark. Portends something...

I wonder if the volcanic activity is a precursor to something as well?

Meh... gotta' get some coffee.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 06:51 AM (BFigT)

84 'morning...

It's 60 degrees here now... Sun peeking through some clouds. Gonna make some coffee....

Posted by: Oldowan at September 25, 2021 06:52 AM (Mfqer)

85 56 My Weimaraner is 1. There is no off switch for him. I can't wait until he becomes just a bit sedentary
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:41 AM (flINI)


Like Vizslas, he may stop being a puppy around age eight. Keep a good supply of old tennis balls is my recommendation. Also, and you probably have long experience with the breed so forgive me for saying what you already know, but find a good place for off leash three mile or so walks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2021 06:52 AM (Gu4Mt)

86 It was more of a YAOOOOOOO! But i think i heard an f-bomb or two.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:52 AM (mdgQ7)

87 were you the moron that said he was running a keltec sub gun?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 06:49 AM (K3ZCc)

***

No. Sounds exotic though. I, sadly, lost all of my guns in the Kayak mishap of '09

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 06:53 AM (flINI)

88
Hadrian the Sixth, born Adriaan Florensz Boeyens (2 March 1459 - 14 September 1523), was head of the Catholic Church and ruler of the Papal States from 9 January 1522 until his death on 14 September 1523. The only Dutchman to become pope, he was the last non-Italian pope until Polish John Paul II 455 years later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Did his successor "Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2021 06:53 AM (pNxlR)

89 Did the cat literally howl? They can make a pitiful cry HAOW HAOW that I might call a howl.

--

I've had Siamese cats most of my life. I would consider what they do a deep, guttural howl. It's a disconcerting sound, actually. It sounds like they're having their intestines ripped out, when all they usually want is for you to open a door that's closed. They're vocal little buggers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 06:53 AM (O+I8R)

90 One reason I'm generally upbeat is that I stopped watching television in 1977.

Only have rare exceptions, like the invasion of Panama, 9/11, and Bill Snyder coached Kansas State Football games on the road.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

91 f'd, sounds like the driver was 'connected' in some way or another.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 25, 2021 06:55 AM (jDHSU)

92 Is there a Hadrian The Eighth? It would be cool to be able to sing "I'm Hadrian the Eight I am, Hadrian the Eighth I am I am.".

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 06:56 AM (Tnijr)

93 Hadrian the Seventh

Wait. You're the successor to the Pope. Today?

I thought you were Catholic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

94
Is the sopranos marathon where you run and then shoot someone?
Posted by: rhennigantx


Sure, but only sopranos, not altos or contraltos. And tenors and basses are right out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2021 06:56 AM (pNxlR)

95 Good morning Nacly!
Beautiful day here. I have a show at a little church in Blue Springs. It's a fundraiser and I only counted 20 vendors yesterday when I was setting up. It will be a slow day but that's ok. Good cause and all....

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 06:56 AM (nxdel)

96 No demographic is more afraid of the coof than teachers, yet they also refuse to get vaccinated. Hmmm. I thought they were all scientists because they had to take biology and chemistry 099 for their teaching degrees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:57 AM (mdgQ7)

97 Wearing my Shut Up, Karen t shirt out today

Lowes should be fun.

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2021 06:58 AM (gv3x8)

98
Wait. You're the successor to the Pope. Today?

_________

There's that little problem of being married. But if I was, you'd see some changes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 06:58 AM (/U27+)

99 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™

I knew a music director who would call out: "Men and tenors, women and altos."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

100 Hey, JT. Not too bad. Just put on pot of coffee. Hoping to get the bowels moving this morning.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 06:59 AM (ju2Fy)

101 A friend at dinner last night told me he watches MSDNC, so he knows what his daughter gets for news. He said they've never once mentioned Hunters laptop or his art sale.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2021 06:59 AM (Gu4Mt)

102 All of my guns washed away in the great flood.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:59 AM (mdgQ7)

103 Arizona election audit summary:

Totally bogus election

Media summary: Biden won!

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 25, 2021 06:59 AM (yPxXc)

104
I knew a music director who would call out: "Men and tenors, women and altos."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

__________

Then there's the comparative "stupido, stupidissimo, tenore".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 07:00 AM (/U27+)

105 Hadrian the Seventh

Oooh. I'd like you in charge.

And the real issue is you have a woman as wife, not another Leftist Bishop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

106 What the catholics need is a good warrior-pope.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:00 AM (mdgQ7)

107 I see Musk and his creepy GF broke up. Who gets the designer kid?

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:00 AM (Tnijr)

108 Fuck CVS. Done with those idiots.

https://tinyurl.com/4n6zj8w

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 07:01 AM (nxdel)

109 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:01 AM (xK9An)

110 >>Musk...Who gets the designer kid? Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:00 AM (Tnijr)

Upcycled as canned space-food.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:03 AM (xK9An)

111 {{{Jewells45}}}

May a horde of jewelry starved tweens buy you out.

And on slow days, you can share stories with the other good people at the fundraiser.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 07:03 AM (u82oZ)

112 Pence led the Senators in ratifying a fraudulent election.There is no going back.

They knew exactly what they were doing. Trump had to go no matter what. They would have shot him if necessary.

I really think many are convinced Trump is literally Hitler and the antidote is the Stalin Joe. It's a bit fuzzy because of virus/chi nah influence. But that's a lot of what drives this insanity.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2021 07:05 AM (L0igc)

113 Fuck CVS. Done with those idiots.

--

Jewells, it's getting to the point where we really are left with few places to shop anymore, if your principles mean anything. I hate this America, which isn't really America anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:05 AM (O+I8R)

114 f'd

I think Musk has a lot of IVF kids. He seems to not be a good role model for impressionable children. He said he had a messed up childhood.

Maybe he would be a better Dad when the kids are teens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 07:05 AM (u82oZ)

115 torabora

Suicidal insanity is the right word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

116 olddog it's my sinus I wanted to get flowing with a pot of coffee

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:06 AM (2JoB8)

117 Jewells and LIB. Brought up the CVS thing yesterday. Changing our Medicare prescription D plan because CVS is the mail order pharmacy. The problem is they are the mail order pharmacy for all but one of the plans available in my state. Will pay more for the plan but I don't care.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 25, 2021 07:08 AM (2NHgQ)

118 Welp, time for chores. Lawn cutting means the tractor needs fuel. Etc.

Have a stupendous day, enjoying the follies of a changed America. But we have America in our hearts. But the Left can not take that, or the beauties of a sunrise, away from us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 25, 2021 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

119 Hey, JT. Not too bad. Just put on pot of coffee. Hoping to get the bowels moving this morning.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker)

All right !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 07:10 AM (arJlL)

120 Yes that is what I mean. What was the margin again?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 06:47 AM (GPwVZ)

10k and change

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 07:10 AM (yrol0)

121 I thought they were all scientists because they had to take biology and chemistry 099 for their teaching degrees.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 06:57 AM (mdgQ7)

Okay, that made me LOL. Thank you for making feel okay yet again that I did not graduate from college.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2021 07:11 AM (3c1fY)

122 Thank you, NaCly!

Good truths to hold on to.

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 25, 2021 07:11 AM (tzZq2)

123 I thought Pence died, seem to remember the funeral.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:11 AM (2JoB8)

124 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

Yes, (in 50's narrator voice) because every minority needs strong, smart white people to speak for them, and help them with simple, everyday tasks, because science says minorities brains are smaller than white brains and don't have as many neural connections for complex tasks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (mdgQ7)

125 I hear that, Skip. Living in Swamp-east MO, sinus issues are a way of life.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (ju2Fy)

126 >>I think Musk has a lot of IVF kids.

Upcycled as Mars-mission-duration canned space-food rations.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (xK9An)

127
The Canary Islands home to one island that will one day let slip with about one half of itself in a landslide that will create the mother of all historical tsunamis, according to some folks.

Some researchers believe that a large landslide in the Canary Islands could generate a tsunami with basin-wide impact. Faults on the southwest side of La Palma Island associated with Cumbre Vieja Volcano could be the detachment surface of a mega-landslide.


https://geology.com/noaa/atlantic-ocean-tsunami/

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (pNxlR)

128 >>124 Allyship is

...another one of those modern, unimaginative, graceless terms cobbled together by busy but illiterate activists. There are more, of course--you see them everywhere.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:15 AM (xK9An)

129 Driving to the Big City today. Don't mind the highway, but after three years in Tiny Town now hate the city driving. Want to see the people I love, but the driving around is
stressful and exhausting.

Yes, I am a brat.

Hadrian, hope Miss D. wins the big one.

Olddog, prayers for continued healing.

Have a good one, everybody. You are all treasures.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2021 07:16 AM (3c1fY)

130 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

Yes, (in 50's narrator voice) because every minority needs strong, smart white people to speak for them, and help them with simple, everyday tasks, because science says minorities brains are smaller than white brains and don't have as many neural connections for complex tasks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:12
-----------------------
Yes, there is that. But there's also the chicks w d*cks and men who can menstruate communities that you should also support.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:16 AM (ju2Fy)

131 86,391 voters found with no database listing for either
1. Name and DOB
2. Address
This was checked against National Change of Address and SS Death List.

About 9X the win.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 06:31 AM (yrol0)

***

So you're saying you're back to conspiracy theories and that you yourself state there's no evidence of foul play and that this definitively confirms Biden won.
- Democrats

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 25, 2021 07:16 AM (SfD1B)

132 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

**

You know.

America before Obama.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 25, 2021 07:17 AM (SfD1B)

133 "I think Musk has a lot of IVF kids.

Upcycled as Mars-mission-duration canned space-food rations.
Posted by: ZOD"


Space sausage. He and his brats can colonize Mars.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:18 AM (Tnijr)

134 "Upcycled" is another such, but in the context of Musk and his oddness, it seems fitting, and is used with that in mind.

Musk is "celebrating his otherness."

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:18 AM (xK9An)

135 10k and change
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 07:10 AM (yrol0)



Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 07:18 AM (GPwVZ)

136
... learn about and understand the needs of marginalized people ...


Are not leper colonies a thing of the past?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2021 07:18 AM (pNxlR)

137 >>Space sausage. He and his brats can colonize Mars. Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:18 AM (Tnijr)

"Brat brats." Useful. Thanks.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:19 AM (xK9An)

138 Glad to be back on the laptop. One thing I learned in hospital is that I'm iPad retarded. Kept looking for the mouse pad. It could have been the drugs, though.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:20 AM (ju2Fy)

139 >>Yes, I am a brat. Posted by: sal at September 25, 2021 07:16 AM (3c1fY)

You will be pan-fried in butter, slathered with senf, and eaten with a warm brotchen by a drunk person outdoors later today.

Mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:20 AM (xK9An)

140 Right after the election people working for Kathy Barnette ( now running for Pa Senate looked into the newest voter sign up here in the congregational race, over a thousand were bogus addresses.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:21 AM (2JoB8)

141 Good morning, Hordelings! Beautiful Saturday morning here in northeast Maryland. Wishing all of you a wonderful day!

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2021 07:21 AM (mZUr4)

142 139 >>Yes, I am a brat. Posted by: sal at September 25, 2021 07:16 AM (3c1fY)

You will be pan-fried in butter, slathered with senf, and eaten with a warm brotchen by a drunk person outdoors later today.

Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:20 AM (xK9An)

Oh, ZOD. You're the wurst.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

143 Have a good one, everybody. You are all treasures.
Posted by: sal

Safe travels, sal !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 07:22 AM (arJlL)

144 Guess I have to tell Chico the paint, that riding a horse is systemic racism this morning. Not sure how he'll take it.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 25, 2021 07:23 AM (oWBc3)

145 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:05 AM (O+I8R)

See AmGreatness article. "The Republic is Dead."
NB: It won't make you feel better, though.

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:24 AM (S1hrL)

146 125 I hear that, Skip. Living in Swamp-east MO, sinus issues are a way of life.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (ju2Fy)

I know in my mind that "sinus issues" is spelled correctly, but in my heart....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:25 AM (6FeV1)

147 >>sinus issues are a way of life.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (ju2Fy)

Neti pot works like a charm. Can't imagine a morning without it.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:26 AM (xK9An)

148 The Canary Islands home to one island that will one day let slip with about one half of itself in a landslide that will create the mother of all historical tsunamis, according to some folks.


Which will have a 100% chance certainty to be blamed on Climate Change.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:27 AM (+LCoQ)

149 Oktoberfesting today; tomorrow, the world.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:28 AM (xK9An)

150 >>Which will have a 100% chance certainty to be blamed on Climate Change. Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:27 AM (+LCoQ)

Or Mossad.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:28 AM (xK9An)

151 Navage is a netti pot that does the work for you.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 07:28 AM (flINI)

152 The Canary Islands

original home of the Bichon

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2021 07:28 AM (uCLWI)

153 Just finished another week of school. TikTok-inspired theft is down (I'm not kidding); excitement about Homecoming is up.

Reading about Murphy's masking plan, I hope the voters go wild - not just at the voting booth.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 25, 2021 07:29 AM (/+bwe)

154 Have a good one, everybody. You are all treasures.
Posted by: sal

Gee my wife calls me a "treasure" sometimes, but I don't think she means it as a compliment?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 25, 2021 07:30 AM (GPwVZ)

155 Leaves falling a bit early here in NE. Gutters are already full of them.

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:30 AM (S1hrL)

156 132 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"
**
You know.

America before Obama.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 25, 2021 07:17 AM (SfD1B)

Civilization is the act of not carving your populace into warring factions for whom cooperation and mutual respect is not the norm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:30 AM (6FeV1)

157
Which will have a 100% chance certainty to be blamed on Climate Change.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:27 AM (+LCoQ)

__________

You think that's funny?

https://tinyurl.com/7tm7c7n6

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 07:30 AM (/U27+)

158 Some German-speaking doctors discussing what they've found in the vaccines.

This segment is an Austrian GP from Graz showing what she's seen
https://youtu.be/Fw9qx91UU8g?t=6317

The structures, and crystals, and particles in the vaccines are, as they say, there for everybody to see, does not take an electron microscope. Her videos later on shows swarms of objects moving around that do not seem to belong in a vaccine.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2021 07:31 AM (AytXr)

159 I've never liked the thought of putting water in my nose. Flashbacks of learning to swim and the burn you got from water going up the nose.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:31 AM (ju2Fy)

160 Reading a Engineer manual from 1862, pontoon is spelled
Ponton. If tv has nothing on should get outside and read more of it.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:32 AM (2JoB8)

161 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

Thank God I live in a single community, inhabited by people who want to be here. Except some teenagers. They want to be anywhere but where they are.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 25, 2021 07:32 AM (/+bwe)

162 Navage is a netti pot that does the work for you.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 07:28 AM (flINI)

Navage radio ad is revolting. I turn it off. I'm sure the guy is a Leftist just by the way he talks.

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:32 AM (S1hrL)

163 "Her videos later on shows swarms of objects moving around that do not seem to belong in a vaccine."

It's them Minimighimiticlorians they had on Star Trek.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:33 AM (Tnijr)

164 >>156 132 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

syn: traitor, turncoat, imposter, quisling, Judas, fink, intriguer, double-crosser.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:33 AM (xK9An)

165 Celery juice for gout! Didn't you see my post yesterday?

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:34 AM (S1hrL)

166 This week stopped over at aunt's to see small job she needs done, my sinuses had started then so got talking of it that she has same problems. Told her that seeing the Flonase commercial I could use it but looks like water boarding to me, she thought so too.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:34 AM (2JoB8)

167 >>159 I've never liked the thought of putting water in my nose. Flashbacks of learning to swim and the burn you got from water going up the nose.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:31 AM (ju2Fy)

Takes a little getting used to, but after a week, reward.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:35 AM (xK9An)

168 I did Ziba and thank you. I believe it is receding, we'll see later today after I spend some time on the tractor.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:36 AM (Tnijr)

169 If the Canary Islands fall into the sea, will the resulting tidal wave wash away the eastern seaboard?

Also, Oscar Mayer center cut bacon is good stuff.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 07:36 AM (R/m4+)

170 Yes, dogs get you moving in the morning and help keep you young.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 25, 2021 07:36 AM (HCeRP)

171 I use the Nealmed bottle to the nose!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 07:36 AM (yrol0)

172 The driver who veered into a bike lane and hit NFL coach Greg Knapp, who died five days later, won't be charged in his death because there's not enough evidence of negligence, prosecutors say.

This is the state of a law school education. Unable to process real crimes just "process crimes", as in unable to make charges stick to homicide and theft, but sure as hell can keep someone in courts for not filling out the proper forms and getting the correct signatures in a timely manner.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (+LCoQ)

173 Insanity is off the charts in this country. Between the continuing mask/vax covid hysteria and a president/regime and MSM that look at the invasion at the border and only see imaginary whips that are just like slavery I think it it time start preparing for the Burning Times or whatever. F***ing at least half the country along with idiocy. This will have to get much worse with pain and lots of it for the LIV's before it gets better.

Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (PTDkx)

174 Takes a little getting used to, but after a week, reward.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:35
--------------------

Does the burning sensation go away or you just got used to it? Not sure I could get used to that burning sensation.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (ju2Fy)

175 Isn't water up the nose how you get brain-eating amoebas? Make sure you use distilled water.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (xqRaG)

176 Also, Oscar Mayer center cut bacon is good stuff.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 07:36 AM


You know what is surprisingly good bacon? Walmart great value thick cut. We tried it and switched from Wright's thick cut applewood smoked bacon and are saving over $2.00 a pound. Right now it is $4.12 a pound at the Walmart by us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 25, 2021 07:38 AM (JUOKG)

177 >>156 132 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

syn: traitor, turncoat, imposter, quisling, Judas, fink, intriguer, double-crosser.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:33 AM (xK9An)


Exactly right.

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 25, 2021 07:38 AM (tzZq2)

178 Skip, I've had same sinus-y thing for a few weeks now. It seems worse in the mornings

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 07:38 AM (Z/jzm)

179 You can get "Just Cherry" at Walmart and just about anywhere else. Tart cherry juice.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 07:38 AM (xopIz)

180 Road Trip!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 07:39 AM (jvt6t)

181 Yet another source for cherry extract, Vermont Country Store:
https://is.gd/BTVQgf

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 07:40 AM (ACi07)

182 You know what is surprisingly good bacon? Walmart great value thick cut. We tried it and switched from Wright's thick cut applewood smoked bacon and are saving over $2.00 a pound. Right now it is $4.12 a pound at the Walmart by us.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 25, 2021 07:38 AM (JUOKG)

Nice! I will have to try some of that.

Thanks MS!

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 07:40 AM (R/m4+)

183 175 Isn't water up the nose how you get brain-eating amoebas? Make sure you use distilled water.
Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (xqRaG)

I get shampoo up my nose on a regular basis when showering. I have yet to get a brain-eating amoeba.

Or maybe that's just what the brain-eating amoebae want me to think.

(Side note... is it amoeba/amoebae or amoebum/amoeba?Now i've said the word "amoeba" too many times and it's stopped being a word in my head. Or maybe that's just what the brain-eating amoebases wanted me to do....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:40 AM (6FeV1)

184 "This is the state of a law school education."

The article says they knew it was distracted driving. It doesn't matter anyway because everyone knows Knapp died of Covid.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:40 AM (Tnijr)

185 I've never liked the thought of putting water in my nose. Flashbacks of learning to swim and the burn you got from water going up the nose.

--

I've heard people swear by the process, but it creeps me out. Granted, I've never done a neti pot thing before, but I think I'd panic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:41 AM (O+I8R)

186 Just made some Usinger's bacon. Hickory smoked. Fryed up nice, held it's shape but I cant really taste it with this cold.

Sad.

1st time I've ever bought this brand - which seems unusual since I'm so close to Milwaukee and I've had pretty much every other Usinger product!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 07:41 AM (Z/jzm)

187 169 If the Canary Islands fall into the sea, will the resulting tidal wave wash away the eastern seaboard?

I'll have ocean front property

OK

Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2021 07:42 AM (uCLWI)

188 Simple saline nasal spray, without additives, is worth a try first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:42 AM (S1hrL)

189 Is black cherry juice the same as tart cherry juice?

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:42 AM (Tnijr)

190 That it's been sinus coming on for two weeks is why I think that is my problem. It often in past years moves to chest congestion and sore throat. It's just been absolutely fine for last two years.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:43 AM (2JoB8)

191 The article says they knew it was distracted driving. It doesn't matter anyway because everyone knows Knapp died of Covid.

How far are we as a society from when the death doesn't matter, and likely deserved, because the victim is discovered to be unvaxxed?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:43 AM (+LCoQ)

192 Montmorency cherries (they are tart) are supposed to be the ones with healing properties. My brother and son swear by it

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 07:44 AM (Z/jzm)

193 Insanity is off the charts in this country. Between the continuing mask/vax covid hysteria and a president/regime and MSM that look at the invasion at the border and only see imaginary whips that are just like slavery I think it it time start preparing for the Burning Times or whatever. F***ing at least half the country along with idiocy. This will have to get much worse with pain and lots of it for the LIV's before it gets better.

--

I've become mostly numb to the total destruction of everything people like us hold dear. I don't see it ever getting better. Only worse in all manners possible. We split, or we drown in this leftist hell on earth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:44 AM (O+I8R)

194 Meijer's sells a 100% tart cherry juice.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 07:44 AM (Z/jzm)

195 https://www.thefreedictionary.com/amoeba

n. pl. aˇmoeˇbas or aˇmoeˇbae

Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:45 AM (xqRaG)

196 I get shampoo up my nose on a regular basis when showering. I have yet to get a brain-eating amoeba.

I didn't know some people get into "huffing" shampoo.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:45 AM (+LCoQ)

197 Been drinking fresh homemade tomato juice. It's gotta be good for me, it tastes like sunshine

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 07:46 AM (Z/jzm)

198 >>> 124 "Allyship is the act of advocating for as well as supporting communities other than your own,"

Yes, (in 50's narrator voice) because every minority needs strong, smart white people to speak for them, and help them with simple, everyday tasks, because science says minorities brains are smaller than white brains and don't have as many neural connections for complex tasks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:12 AM (mdgQ7)

Duh, that's why they can't use computers!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2021 07:46 AM (ACi07)

199 195 https://www.thefreedictionary.com/amoeba

n. pl. amoebas or amoebae
Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:45 AM (xqRaG)

amoeba
twomoeba
threemoeba
...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:46 AM (6FeV1)

200 >>Does the burning sensation go away or you just got used to it? Not sure I could get used to that burning sensation. Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (ju2Fy)

Burning definitely goes away. I pour the cooled boiled ("distilled") coffee/tea water in a plastic bottle for use. Starting out, just do a bit to get used to the feel, remember to breathe through your mouth, and don't use kosher salt at first.

I was a skeptic. Brother in law turned me on to it. Swear by it now.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:46 AM (xK9An)

201 Those who were asking: unintentional overdose is like Prince or Tom Petty or Brittany Murphy thinking they are taking Vicodin or their usual Heroin, but it turns out to be nearly pure fentanyl.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:47 AM (mdgQ7)

202 >>remember to breathe through your mouth,
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:46 AM (xK9An)

Sounds obvious, I know, but until you get the hang of it, it helps to think about while doing it.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:47 AM (xK9An)

203 I've become mostly numb to the total destruction of everything people like us hold dear. I don't see it ever getting better. Only worse in all manners possible. We split, or we drown in this leftist hell on earth.

I think the insanity has always been regional. Get more of it the closer you get to urbanites with a very limited set of skills and knowledge who have ample time for social media. You get less of it when you get out in to the sticks and people have real things to do.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:48 AM (+LCoQ)

204 Allyship means supporting your enemies that wish you dead. So, go for it!

Posted by: Klaftern at September 25, 2021 07:48 AM (taPSh)

205 See AmGreatness article. "The Republic is Dead."
NB: It won't make you feel better, though.
Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:24 AM (S1hrL)

Though he offers some valuable references, I thought the essay was fuzzy and meandering. What exactly is a "restatement of man and a rediscovery of philosophy" and how does that reckon with the Left? Or that the failures of our Founders were "obvious."

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 07:49 AM (J5gTp)

206 Neti pots are nose enemas.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:49 AM (O+I8R)

207 Shocking story of pregnant woman, supposedly suffering from covid, placed into a medical coma, loses infant during birth, is shocked by the news, gets put back in a coma for her own good.

Whatever you do, don't get sick and end up in the hospital. Who knows what they'll do to you.


Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:49 AM (S1hrL)

208 Ok got to go move some rocks. See yall later.

Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:51 AM (Tnijr)

209 Whatever you do, don't get sick and end up in the hospital. Who knows what they'll do to you.

We already know what they will do: vent the patient until the C19 reimbursement check clears, then pull the plug and call the morgue

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:51 AM (+LCoQ)

210 https://www.americanthinker.com/what does gen milleys conduct say about our system

Whatif, China has been on the move near Taiwan, say Trump just wanted a chess move, no where near war. Would Benedict Miley's tip offs negated even a normal occurrence?

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:51 AM (2JoB8)

211 Joe Biden understands that the minority community has special needs, and is a strong advocate for all special needs individuals.

99.99999999999% of the black community- Damn right we are special needs! The racist republicans don't want to help us!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:51 AM (mdgQ7)

212 Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 07:49 AM (J5gTp)

Democracy's potential for failure was noted by deToqueville.

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:52 AM (S1hrL)

213 The medical community is another institution that I've lost a lot of faith in. All of this unquestioning lockstep covid madness has destroyed my trust. Frankly, there isn't one institution, for that matter, that I do have trust in anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:52 AM (O+I8R)

214 >>204 Allyship means supporting your enemies that wish you dead. So, go for it! Posted by: Klaftern at September 25, 2021 07:48 AM (taPSh)

Allyship means not appreciating that the thrill of being apparently accepted by those who actually hate you is temporary and insincere. Common among natural followers, the dumb, and cult-membership aficionados.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:52 AM (xK9An)

215 >>206 Neti pots are nose enemas.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2021 07:49 AM (O+I8R)

This is correct.

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:53 AM (xK9An)

216 189 Is black cherry juice the same as tart cherry juice?
Posted by: f'd at September 25, 2021 07:42 AM (Tnijr)


Let me guess; you've got gout?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2021 07:53 AM (s2VJv)

217 Aren't the numbers like 300k people die every year in hospitals because of something they are not even there for?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 07:53 AM (Kd5Vh)

218 What exactly is a "restatement of man and a rediscovery of philosophy"

Authentic Academic Gibberish which pretends that some illiterate mouth breather is supposed to put the crack pipe and gaming controller down long enough to contemplate Plato, Augustine and the Holy Scriptures.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:53 AM (+LCoQ)

219 I don't know where Milley got the idea Trump was going to nuke someone, Biden's the one who implied he'd nuke people - Americans. Milley has no trouble following Biden's orders.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:54 AM (xqRaG)

220 See AmGreatness article. "The Republic is Dead."
NB: It won't make you feel better, though.

*

It's true. We're still rolling because of momentum. Nothing more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 07:54 AM (3DjGn)

221 Destroy common decency, then elevate common decency into some kind of achievement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:54 AM (6FeV1)

222 f'd watch your fingers

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:54 AM (2JoB8)

223 Biden had probems with the translator device at the Quad meeting yesterday.

Can we safely assume he missed the entire discussion and does it matter?

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:54 AM (S1hrL)

224 "Why did you chainsaw your foot off?"
"Gout, doctor."
"Understood. Nurse, please apply the slap-hot-iron treatment. Nothing to worry about now, son, unless you get it in the other foot."

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:55 AM (xK9An)

225 Can we safely assume he missed the entire discussion and does it matter?
Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 07:54 AM (S1hrL)

You can say it... but don't expect to be safe afterwards, Comrade.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:55 AM (6FeV1)

226 The medical community is another institution that I've lost a lot of faith in. All of this unquestioning lockstep covid madness has destroyed my trust. Frankly, there isn't one institution, for that matter, that I do have trust in anymore.

*

Cops and military were the last holdouts of the lefts long march to take over every institution.

Guess what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 07:55 AM (3DjGn)

227 Up on the hobby farm putting in 9 wildlife plots. Mow, plow, disk, fertilize, lime, seed and cover. On the tractor all day. Haul rocks out of seed beds (some too big to pick up without tractor bucket), sleep like the dead at night. I do love it and its tax deductible. Beautiful scenery. Deer watching me from the woods. FUCK IDIOT BIDEN!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 25, 2021 07:55 AM (cb/hk)

228 I think it was TDS and nothing else about Miley. Anything to get rid of him.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:56 AM (2JoB8)

229 Tart ibuprofen juice and warm compresses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:56 AM (mdgQ7)

230 Is it true that the chainsaw was invented as a medical device, or is that just a silly internet legend?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:56 AM (6FeV1)

231 You're a treasure.

She wants to dig a hole in the backyard and bury you.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 07:56 AM (xopIz)

232 >>Academic gibberish

https://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 07:57 AM (xK9An)

233 For really bad flares you might need essence of colchicine and oil of prednisone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 07:57 AM (mdgQ7)

234 Is it true that the chainsaw was invented as a medical device, or is that just a silly internet legend?

In certain Miami neighborhoods, it helps in bill collecting.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 07:57 AM (+LCoQ)

235 "shocked by the news, gets put back in a coma for her own good."

"They" are doing this to the whole nation ... creating multiple crises, leaving everyone numbed by the shocks to the whole system. All our safeguards are broken.

well, we still have guns, and a few states maybe, but congress is trying to decide that abortion is legal till birth, for all 50 states. And states largely become submissive so they get the federal money.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2021 08:00 AM (Cus5s)

236 Up on the hobby farm putting in 9 wildlife plots. Mow, plow, disk, fertilize, lime, seed and cover. On the tractor all day. Haul rocks out of seed beds (some too big to pick up without tractor bucket), sleep like the dead at night. I do love it and its tax deductible. Beautiful scenery. Deer watching me from the woods. FUCK IDIOT BIDEN!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 25, 2021 07:55 AM (cb/hk)

Woo Hoo! Good on ya!

Posted by: Pony Tail at September 25, 2021 08:00 AM (tzZq2)

237 We were a federal republic. When the popular election of senators began, the transition to democracy began. All democracies fail.

Buy gold and silver, guns and ammo.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:01 AM (xopIz)

238 Filed under well duh!

CDC alert to medical professionals: Afghan refugees may spread infectious diseases

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (yrol0)

239 Coffee Break up. Move along.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has already have coffee at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (PiwSw)

240 CDC alert to medical professionals: Afghan refugees may spread infectious diseases
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (yrol0)

But not coof. Definitely not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (mdgQ7)

241 >>> 238 Filed under well duh!

CDC alert to medical professionals: Afghan refugees may spread infectious diseases
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (yrol0)

Now the CDC is racist?!

Posted by: K. Harris at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (ACi07)

242 nood coffee breakl

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:03 AM (xopIz)

243 Isn't water up the nose how you get brain-eating amoebas? Make sure you use distilled water.
Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (xqRaG)
I get shampoo up my nose on a regular basis when showering. I have yet to get a brain-eating amoeba.
Or maybe that's just what the brain-eating amoebae want me to think.
(Side note... is it amoeba/amoebae or amoebum/amoeba?Now i've said the word "amoeba" too many times and it's stopped being a word in my head. Or maybe that's just what the brain-eating amoebases wanted me to do....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:40 AM (6FeV1)


The brain amoebas just want to eat your yummy yummy cerebellum, on the other hand.
If you own cats, there's a good chance that the parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, is at least influencing your behavior.
And interestingly, there's some research out there indicating that your gut flora may have an effect on brain development and general neural function. Who knows? But, since I've read some of that I've wondered if a lot of the "increase" in autism is due to parents feeding their kiddos some crazy "all-natural" yoghurt contaminated with some pathologic bacter too early an age

Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:05 AM (5NkmN)

244 228 I think it was TDS and nothing else about Miley. Anything to get rid of him.
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 07:56 AM (2JoB


This is the problem I have with the term Trump Derangement Syndrome. It isolates the man as the target from his policies and programs. That is, pro-American, pro-liberty, generally pro-free market economics.

Sure they hated Trump but they hated the Bushes, Reagan, Ford, Nixon, Ike and Goldwater too, regardless of those on that list whose philosophy is closest to Trump's.

Shorter Sefton: the only reason to hate Trump from a Deep State perspective is he is your nemesis in wanting to kneecap your power. From an ordinary lefty asshole perspective, he's merely OrangeManBad racist asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2021 08:06 AM (s2VJv)

245 For gout I drink a lot of water and if really bad take a frighteningly massive amount of ibuprofen. More than overcounter, close to what Dr's would prescribe. I can't advise that for anyone. I was rxed a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory after a gout bout that wouldn't go away. But that also didn't work. Normally just drinking water fixes it for me but this lasted for 4 months. Hitting it with 800mg of ibuprofen once a day started clearing it up immediately. Ibuprofen can be hard on your kidneys so I wouldn't advise this but it worked for me.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 08:08 AM (l6b3d)

246 Afghans may spread infectious disease, but don't worry about the Haitians! There's only 13,000 of em.

Posted by: Ziba at September 25, 2021 08:10 AM (S1hrL)

247 It occurs to me that we need common sense volcano control.

Posted by: StewBurner at September 25, 2021 08:14 AM (Guh8+)

248 245 Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 08:08 AM (l6b3d)


Bro, hate to say but you might have a chronic case that requires you to be on something like colchicine probably for life.

Seriously, you need to see the doctor because long term it can destroy your joints and even kill you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2021 08:15 AM (s2VJv)

249 TikTokers Are Trading Stocks By Copying What Members Of Congress Do (NPR link, sorry)

Investors have realized that Nancy Pelosi and other members of congress have had fantastic trading histories with "nearly psychic" levels of predicting the future, and disclose their holdings by law. So there are stock analysts that are using congressional financial disclosures to plan portfolios and investing strategies


https://tinyurl.com/y7fxvejc

Investors perceive that senators may have insider information," he said. "And we see abnormal positive returns when there's a disclosure by a senator.
In other words, Hasija's research shows that after the disclosures are published, there's a bump in the price of stocks bought by lawmakers.


So I suspect that the solution that will be that Congress will only disclose yearly in the future

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 09:26 AM (KbLYZ)

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