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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Andrew Wyeth I had a chat with a friend and fellow Wyeth fan, and I expounded on my art appreciation rules... Dildo's Law: Anyone who doesn't at least appreciate Andrew Wyeth is an asshole and a retard.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2021 08:31 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at September 27, 2021 08:31 AM (z5Vrg)
That's still untouched by men
We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by
And the tall grass waves in the wind
You can lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2021 08:31 AM (baq3E)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)
And our mother dresses you funny!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (VwHCD)
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2021 08:33 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2021 08:33 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)
Air cable.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2021 08:33 AM (TOZYf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 08:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2021 08:34 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 08:34 AM (AwYPR)
If I had limitless money, I'd have a significant Wyeth collection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: dingbat at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (cBhga)
Ever been to the Brandywine River Museum in Chester County, PA? A couple generation of Wyeth paintings on display. Some good, some not so much.
Of course it doesn't sit next to the Brandywine River, it sits next to the Brandywine Creek. There's something symbolic about that.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (dQvv7)
Well, yeah!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)
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Wyeth not?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 27, 2021 08:36 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 27, 2021 08:37 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: brak at September 27, 2021 08:37 AM (I4hmj)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:37 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2021 08:37 AM (VFYBy)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
Dammit, now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (vmgy/)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (ci5u/)
This. Also for trivia, Christina didn't model for this, that's Wyeth's wife Betsty.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (wzVKm)
Christina is looking back at the home and thinking how limited the world is. She sees herself captive to a small place, a small time, and a small world. Too many people do not heed the words of Jesus,
No man, having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God.
Your way is forward, not looking back on what once was. Christina could turn her head over her shoulder and see a road down to the highway, and the highway leads to another town, and her life of laughter (and sadness), and rewards (and disappointments).
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Polio. Back in the day, they'd leave you in a field, and if you got well enough to crawl back home, they'd feed you.
Otherwise... buzzards and coyotes had a nice meal.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (FVTJ4)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2021 08:38 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 27, 2021 08:37 AM (JUOKG)
You bet your ass!
Posted by: Led Zepplin at September 27, 2021 08:39 AM (TOZYf)
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)
She's laying right there.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 08:39 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 27, 2021 08:39 AM (IKVRk)
Posted by: Kris at September 27, 2021 08:40 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2021 08:40 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2021 08:40 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Kris at September 27, 2021 08:40 AM (OyyDO)
Kris With real world degrees we demand money and stock.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)
This is such an exquisite painting on its own with its blocks of subtle colors and gentle curves (including Christina's). But knowing the back story makes it so poignant that the viewer can empathize with her condition. Wyeth captured huge emotion and pathos in such a simple image.
Thanks for this one, CBD. Wyeth, father or son, is always a fine choice.
Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (ONvIw)
Especially since crawling in a dress is a real pain in the ass, I'm sure.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (6mvRv)
At first glance I thought she was in repose contemplating the landscape. You look closer and it's an awkward pose showing her struggle to move. Subtle but descriptive.
I give her props for her courage to do things her way.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (2NHgQ)
Tremendous painting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: JTB at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (7EjX1)
What a suck-up.
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 08:43 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: From that time at September 27, 2021 08:43 AM (4780s)
Posted by: JT at September 27, 2021 08:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 08:44 AM (/XOcP)
To me, the subject of the painting does seem to be without use of her legs. How she ended up in her current predicament is left as an exercise to the viewer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 08:44 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Sponge
Billy left. To be a hero. Stupid war.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 08:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 08:44 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 08:44 AM (OCTRt)
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The Crimean War?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)
Never understood what was so special about this. If he named it Girl in the Grass it wouldn't have been half as successful. Half the allure is wondering what the deal is with this Christina chick.
Posted by: cpurick at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (bwWDS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)
You and me both...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (VFYBy)
But, I've always been partial to Wyeth, so, my views may be suspect.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Commisar of Pictures at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (Xa/vo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021
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A shame he didn't paint her barefoot. Robert McGinnis would have done a bang-up job (and she'd probably have been wearing less overall, too).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 08:45 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe Fucking Biden at September 27, 2021 08:46 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2021 08:46 AM (/1l9x)
after drinking much wine and a nice roll in the hay with Olof the farm hand, our young minx realizes she had too much wine and will nap it out right here
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 27, 2021 08:46 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2021 08:42 AM (2NHgQ)
I said I don't want any props!
People always trying to give me props... sheesh.
Posted by: Zombie Christina at September 27, 2021 08:47 AM (FVTJ4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)
******
Lighten Up and Appreciate THIS! - a limerick
My take, as an old Baby Boomer is
That Wyeth's shortcomings are numerous
Her arms lack proportion
Due to long, thin distortion
Wyeth ain't got a good sense of humerus.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 08:48 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Ziba at September 27, 2021 08:48 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2021 08:48 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 08:49 AM (4I/2K)
- A.W.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2021 08:49 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 08:41 AM (ONvIw)
That's too bad poor girl probably won't make it back to the house until Friday.
Posted by: WeBoned! at September 27, 2021 08:49 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:49 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:50 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2021 08:50 AM (U2p+3)
English is tough, but there are plenty of night schools where you can learn better reading comprehension.
And I am not fat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 08:50 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 27, 2021 08:50 AM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)
There's an early scene in Walking Dead, where Rick almost stumbles over a crawling, decaying corpse. This girl... I don't know that I WANT to see her face.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 08:51 AM (FVTJ4)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 27, 2021
***
"Hill'ry, hon, you'd hit just about any ol' thing. As would I."
-- Bill Clinton
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 08:51 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio (gLBtQ)
Put a couple of eggs on top of it.
Oh, wait. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021
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Like the mysterious night visitor to the main character in M.R. James's "Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (LvTSG)
That's what HE said.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 08:54 AM (FVTJ4)
Someone in the family has it now, hanging on their wall.
Posted by: Just G at September 27, 2021 08:54 AM (Y+lix)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 27, 2021 08:54 AM (ySQBZ)
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She changes her name to Ragna the Boneless and plots to take over all of Pennsylvania, establish her kingdom, and then seize Delaware from Joe the Addle-brained and his consort, Jill the Joeblow.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 08:55 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 08:55 AM (Xwt96)
- Bob Ross
Posted by: Scott_T at September 27, 2021 08:55 AM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Kris
I ain't got none o' that. How 'bout a beer instead ?
Or a pork roll sammy ?
Posted by: JT at September 27, 2021 08:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 08:56 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
You certainly could make a good case for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:56 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 08:56 AM (Cus5s)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I see you've wyethed in already so I'll just sit back and enjoy this art.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2021 08:56 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2021 08:57 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon
Knowing this place, I just had to look it up.
Yep, the 'Rona did her in.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:57 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
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Don't ask Justin to pronounce it! We'd be here all day!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2021 08:58 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 08:56 AM (TZgEk)
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That was me - I was comparing the old lady's face to this. The subjects in both of the paintings look "off". After I learned of Christina's disability, her posture finally made sense. I wondered if the old lady is senile/has Alzheimer's/etc... There was something 'off' about her face.
Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2021 08:58 AM (VJsqe)
I liked that one too.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 08:50 AM (mD/uy)
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Me too. I liked it so much that I bought a print of it. It's hanging on my wall above my desk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 08:58 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 08:51 AM
*embiggens the art*
Yikes. That left hand. Definitely undead. Kill it with fire.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM (m+jkK)
And could not walk as she pleased
So, each morning she started
With beans, cabbage and farted
Then flew around her farmyard with ease
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM (5NkmN)
Alexandra Souverneva, of Palo Alto, was charged Friday with felony arson to wildland with an enhancement because of a declared state of emergency in California, Shasta County District Attorney Stephanie Bridgett said. The 8,500 acre blaze the 30 year-old is accused of starting has wrecked 41 homes, and 90 other structures.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
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If women ruled the world, there would be world peace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 09:00 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Christina at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (8548M)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
LMFAO!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM
Only in California...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Tar Bae at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (WQBPn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2021 08:58 AM (U2p+3)
Agreed. I think she is living life on her own terms.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: SMOD
Boil it as in trying to sterilize it? Isn't urine sterile to begin with?
How she got that damn bear to pee in a the pot is beyond me though.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (mD/uy)
Remember, folks. Only you can prevent bear-urine forest fires.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 09:02 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2021
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There's something alien (to me) about houses standing on a hill that is bare of all trees and yet is not rocky. A little of the Bates Motel imagery, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:02 AM (/XOcP)
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If women ruled the world, there would be world peace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)
A conflict started once a month.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Ow! My other ankle!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:02 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2021 09:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021
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Bear cubs like to use litter boxes. This is known.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:03 AM (/XOcP)
Bro....you dont post this shit online. You just do it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 27, 2021 09:03 AM (tirM8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 27, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 27, 2021 09:03 AM (pPmHJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei
We know, right?
-- Maggie Thatcher, Indira Ghandi, Golda Meir
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021
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If women ruled the world, we'd all still be living in grass huts.
(h/t to Camille Paglia)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * can't find my quotient at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (IKVRk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (mdgQ7)
The line between proud persistence and dumb stubbornness is sometimes pretty thin.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (nfrXX)
Zoë: You find someone to carry you.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
++++
How'd you get garrett's hash?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:05 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2021 09:05 AM (taPSh)
Still had to get the mail
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei
Nuclear Apocalypse Scenario 314:
Synced Rhythms at the UN.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2021 09:05 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:06 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at September 27, 2021 09:06 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM
Only in California...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (m+jkK)
I don't think she's doing yoga right.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 09:07 AM (FVTJ4)
A bit harsh, but I'll sign on...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 09:07 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Moe Howard at September 27, 2021 09:07 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 09:07 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:07 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:08 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
You just won!
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:08 AM (TZgEk)
Petes a cripple you know!
Posted by: rhennigantx
*****
/another punchline
"Umm, Howie fell over!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:08 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:01 AM (mD/uy)
"It is! Also, I like the taste."
- Patches O'Houlihan
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2021 09:09 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2021 08:53 AM (VJsqe)
The thread is full of win.
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:09 AM (TZgEk)
Alexandra Souverneva, of Palo Alto, was charged Friday ...
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
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Sigh. So typical. She's really Current Year's perfect shaman, isn't she? A light-eyed, blonde, middle-aged woman from the heart of Silicon Valley who burned down a forest while ritualistically appropriating Eastern culture in a manner that is, ironically, totally acceptable.
https://is.gd/26aOIh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:09 AM (Jsjd7)
https://is.gd/26aOIh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:09 AM (Jsjd7)
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She killed thousands and thousands of small animals in the name of saving Gaia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)
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A restaurant in Toronto is refusing to serve anyone with a valid Covid-vaxx exemption and not just those without their electronic papers.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (UHVv4)
How did I know in advance she'd look like a Karen!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (Z7WER)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2021 08:40 AM (dfRN6)
I like N.C. most of all.
I hold my copy of Treasure Island quite dear! The artwork (swidt) is wonderful.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (ruYJi)
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM (vmgy/)
Alexandra Souverneva, of Palo Alto, was charged Friday ...
Posted by: SMOD
How the fuck do you get bear piss to boil?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt)
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A forest-sized conflagration oughta do it...
Posted by: Alexandra Souverneva at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:12 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:12 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt)
Hold the bear over a fire?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 09:12 AM (FVTJ4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:12 AM (mdgQ7)
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It is now.
You had a run at the Baccarat table.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:12 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM (BgMrQ)
One of my favorite memories is discovering my father's dog-eared copy of Treasure Island and seeing the Wyeth artwork for the first time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 08:56 AM (TZgEk)
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That was me - I was comparing the old lady's face to this. The subjects in both of the paintings look "off". After I learned of Christina's disability, her posture finally made sense. I wondered if the old lady is senile/has Alzheimer's/etc... There was something 'off' about her face.
Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2021 08:58 AM (VJsqe)
Good points. Rosemary's Flower? (Close! I think.)
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (TZgEk)
(h/t to Camille Paglia)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP)
Hurricane Camille knows how to rattle the henhouse.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tonypete
As it comes out, yes. The second it hits something, no.
Bigger question? How did she get a bear to piss into a container?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt)
The better question is how you'd collect it without getting mauled by a bear. They don't tend to be toilet trained.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (vmgy/)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (mD/uy)
I have another Wyeth print I purchased at the Brandywine River Museum that has hung over my mantle for over 30 years and it still looks the same as the day I bought it. Good quality prints, but not cheap.
Nice scene of birds in flight, old home with barn, fenced yard. Very similar color palette as the scene above. I never tried egg tempura but Wyeth certainly used it to good effect.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
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Polls, but damn.
If anywhere close to reflecting reality, we're looking at quite the groundswell of anger directed at the media backed Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Ez6QX)
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Male potency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kris at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
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You must have done something to annoy Pixy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (vd8XM)
Son got his swing back! Just in time for the game to be called off because parents from both sides threatened to fight each other!
So embarrassing.
Posted by: Jmel at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (BCNu7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Ez6QX)
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It probably helps with the alignment of the chakras or somesuch.
Or she's batshit insane. Or power of and. Or whatever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Ez6QX)
But enough about Heineken... have a Coors Light!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2021 09:16 AM (FVTJ4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 09:13 AM (Q9lwr)
I just relived a memory...thank you!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 09:16 AM (BgMrQ)
Hey hey hey Boo Boo, dig this crazy pic-a-nic basket!
Posted by: Yogi at September 27, 2021 09:16 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:15 AM (LvTSG)
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Kaiju bone powder.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:16 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (RJCvt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2021 08:21 AM
https://bit.ly/3zBStfw
In case it hasn't sunk in, let me reiterate... 3 of the 4 covid vaccine makers have been sued for products they brought to market even though they knew injuries and deaths would result.
Johnson & Johnson has lost major lawsuits in 1995, 1996, 2001, 2010, 2011, 2016, 2019 (For what it's worth, J&J's vaccine also contains tissues from aborted fetal cells, perhaps a topic for another discussion)
Oh, and apparently J&J (whose vaccine is approved for "Emergency Use" in the US) and Astrazenca (whose vaccine is not approved for "Emergency Use" in the US), had a little mix up in their ingredients... in 15 million doses. Oops.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (Do5/p)
How she identified the urine as being from a bear would be my first question.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Ez6QX)
Once you go bear, you'll also go there.
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (Hou/x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2021 09:17 AM (UuD2k)
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A gateway drug to what? Not sure I wanna know.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 08:52 AM (gLBtQ)
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How'd you get garrett's hash?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:05 AM
Shut 'er down, folks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (m+jkK)
If women ruled the world, there would be world peace.
_________
Indira Gandhi, Golda Meir and Margaret Thatcher beg to disagree.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
The other day
I met a bear
Up in the woods
Oh way up there
Posted by: Camp songs at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:11 AM
Thermally energize to such point that the vapor pressure of the ursine urine is equal to the pressure exerted on the liquid by the surrounding atmosphere.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (a3Q+t)
But let's fill up grad programs with China
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (szQGH)
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (vd8XM)
I met a bear
Up in the woods
Oh way up there
Posted by: Camp songs at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM
This song smells of bug spray and campfire smoke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (LBiAf)
Moose
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (mdgQ7)
You want all the flavor of Miller Genuine Draft but without the alcohol.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (PiwSw)
Alexandra Souverneva, of Palo Alto, was charged Friday ...
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
Amateur!
Posted by: Ayla, Clan of the Cave Bear at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM
Alternatively, lower the vapor pressure of the surrounding atmosphere.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (a3Q+t)
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*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:19 AM (a3Q+t)
And the heat flux is sufficient to exceed the latent heat of vaporization within the time interval that it is applied.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (UuD2k)
LOL - perfect.
And a slow-motion scene where Christina shakes out her ponytail and takes off her glasses and - by God, she's beautiful!!!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: zombie Mahatma Gandhi at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (m+jkK)
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Musk is eccentric but I don't know that he's "send bear piss to space" eccentric...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (m+jkK)
Hey! I have an idea!
-Bill Gates
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (mdgQ7)
Was that before or after she became a war hero?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 27, 2021 09:22 AM (IuZaD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (m+jkK)
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Musk is eccentric but I don't know that he's "send bear piss to space" eccentric...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM
I was just thinking vacuum bottle, but your way sounds more fun.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:22 AM (vd8XM)
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That's sick!
Posted by: zombie Mahatma Gandhi at September 27, 2021 09:21 AM (UHVv4)
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Have a Tic-Tac?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:22 AM (LBiAf)
I saw your Sous Vide comment in yesterday's Food Thread.
Try a lower temperature...I think 165 is too hot. I am going to try 155 next time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 09:22 AM (Q9lwr)
Thermally energize to such point that the vapor pressure of the ursine urine is equal to the pressure exerted on the liquid by the surrounding atmosphere.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Or, correspondingly, reduce the pressure of the surrounding atmosphere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:23 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021
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Turn the stove to high. It might take a little longer to boil if you live at 5000 feet or higher.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:23 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:14 AM (Ez6QX)
What I want to know is how Bambi, the eco-Karen, knew it was bear urine in the first place?
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:23 AM (gmo/4)
I know that this is supposed to be good news since it is lower than it used to be but I just can't be optimistic with the news that four in ten of my fellow citizens* are so stupid and/or blinded as to ever -- let alone still -- support that babbling idiot.
* which I suppose isn't really a requirement to be a "likely voter" any more, is it?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021 09:23 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:23 AM (mdgQ7)
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Ursine Urine Warehouse! Used but all are bearable.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (LBiAf)
Moose
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (mdgQ7)
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Moose out front should have told ya...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM (szQGH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM (vOGqy)
LOL - perfect.
And a slow-motion scene where Christina shakes out her ponytail and takes off her glasses and - by God, she's beautiful!!!
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That too. And she became a pole dancer and stripper and everyone liked her.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Boiled Bear Piss Council at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (VFYBy)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 27, 2021 08:21 AM
In case it hasn't sunk in, let me reiterate... 3 of the 4 covid vaccine makers have been sued for products they brought to market even though they knew injuries and deaths would result.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit
Bing "largest criminal fine in US history".
Spoiler alert: it's Pfizer.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (mdgQ7)
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That too. And she became a pole dancer and stripper and everyone liked her.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM (HTCOy)
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She cured AIDS later in life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (dynG0)
https://is.gd/1mFPAC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM
Please tell the fashionistas of The Horde that photo was taken before Labor Day.
Lie if you must.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 09:26 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2021 09:26 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021
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And . . . why boil it first? You'd have to wait a while for it to cool. Meanwhile the bear could come back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:26 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 27, 2021 09:10 AM
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We don't use that kind of language, they're called Insect-Americans.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 27, 2021 09:26 AM (3TihK)
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Well, since 100% of the news they hear is from the MSM, it's a bit surprising.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:26 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (dynG0)
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Wanna know who *really* does? An Australian pop starlet named Lenka. From certain angles, she's white girl MJ.
https://youtu.be/QHpvlr_kG6U?t=14
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (Jsjd7)
Was that before or after she became a war hero?
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Before. She became a stripper first.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2021 09:24 AM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Stephen King at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Boiled Bear Piss Council
Unilever:
Try the all new vegan "I can't believe it's not bear piss"
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (vd8XM)
https://is.gd/1mFPAC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM
WTAF?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (m+jkK)
I was told there would be no chemistry.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (nfrXX)
I know that this is supposed to be good news since it is lower than it used to be but I just can't be optimistic with the news that four in ten of my fellow citizens* are so stupid and/or blinded as to ever -- let alone still -- support that babbling idiot.
* which I suppose isn't really a requirement to be a "likely voter" any more, is it?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021 09:23 AM (nfrXX)
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I suspect the number is probably lower than that. I imagine quite a few folks respond strategically to these polls.
In any case, the more interesting numbers to me were the 58% who disapprove, with 50% strongly disapproving.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Stephen King at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (a3Q+t)
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I was thinking of finally trying to read some King. The Dark Tower stuff fascinates me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (OCTRt)
That's right. THEN she became the president of a world famous shipping business.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (dynG0)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (CAJOC)
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If accurate, that represents that the opposition to Biden is very, very strong. Alternatively, only half of Biden's support is strong, showing that his overall support is super weak as well.
That's an interesting combination.
I'm quite interested in what it means for the media's power of persuasion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)
Dark Towers could have been his best stuff. It kinda went off the rails halfway into book three. The first two books are incredible.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (m+jkK)
Alternate title: Garrett at home.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (gLBtQ)
Dark Towers could have been his best stuff. It kinda went off the rails halfway into book three. The first two books are incredible.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (Ectld)
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I watched the movie this weekend. It was terrible, but it was obviously based on something interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Try the all new vegan "I can't believe it's not bear piss"
Posted by: Bruce
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But, is it gluten-free, and non-GMO?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (l0Lgi)
And the answer is, oh hell yeah!!!
Q: How many shamans does it take to boil bear urine?
A: Only one, but it really has to want to boil!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Christina Gump at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (VFYBy)
By bipartisan, you still mean Cheney, right?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:29 AM (Ectld)
This.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021
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I enjoyed my high school chemistry class. There were at least 3 very cute girls in the class.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (l0Lgi)
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Depends on what the bear's been eating.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (LBiAf)
There is some very annoying stuff. Maybe I just need to read them again. It's been years. But the ending is worth dragging yourself through every book.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (4I/2K)
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I wish College Football would add Fuck Nancy Pelosi following Fuck Joe Biden. I can understand why the don't want that in their head, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM
Strong start, weak finish. The last book was a massive letdown.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (vmgy/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM
Strong start, weak finish. The last book was a massive letdown.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (vmgy/)
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Is this every King book?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
BTW, all of Toronto's city council [to my knowledge] and the mayor were completely behind the total lockdowns including loosening them and even added their own b.s. on top of the province's.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (8nD9v)
The first book is an easy read. It's short too. But I never made it beyond that one for some reason.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Shaman Of The Bear Piss Nation at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM (dynG0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 09:33 AM (Hou/x)
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I was interested in it until I realized it wasn't interested in me.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:33 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:30 AM (l0Lgi)
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Depends on what the bear's been eating.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (LBiAf)
Tastes a bit nutty.....
A. Powers
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 09:33 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:31 AM (HTCOy)
++++
Syllable-wise, it would work better to use just the last name. It is three syllables just like "Joe Biden" is three, so it would make pivoting from one chant to the other easier and with practice it could become seamless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:33 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (NWbsw)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM
Seriously?
Posted by: A Rabbit at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (qREJU)
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (VFYBy)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
The other day
I met a bear
Up in the woods
Oh way up there
Posted by: Camp songs at September 27, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)
heh
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2021 09:33 AM (Hou/x)
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That would be like Mike Tyson boxing a baby.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Remarkably, it would seem that if it looks like shit, and smells like shit, a significant portion of the population cannot be convinced to taste it as a final test. We'll see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021
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His earlier stuff like Salem's Lot, The Dead Zone, Firestarter are his best. Along with Different Seasons, the 4-novelette collection with "The Body" (filmed as Stand By Me) and "Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption" in it. The Green Mile is very good. And 11/22/63 is a fantastic time travel novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Depends on how far he was shipping the baby
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Remarkably, it would seem that if it looks like shit, and smells like shit, a significant portion of the population cannot be convinced to taste it as a final test. We'll see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (DMQdU)
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If the media can't convince America that Joe Biden is doing a good job, can they continue to convince America that the election was the cleanest ever?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)
King's early stuff is hardcore. He had a very sharp edge to his writing. Wasn't afraid to make you cringe. He got softer over time.
His short story series are really good reading. His Bachman Books and Different Seasons as well. Rage and the Long Walk are still two of my favorites.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (Ectld)
"I, Lieutenant Colonel Theresa Long, MD, MPH, FS being duly sworn, depose and state as follows:
-- all persons who have received a Covid 19 Vaccine are damaged in their cardiovascular system in an irreparable and irrevocable manner;
d) Due to the Spike protein production that is engineered into the user's genome, each such recipient of the Covid 19 Vaccines already has micro clots in their cardiovascular system that present a danger to their health and safety;
e) That such micro clots over time will become bigger clots by the very nature of the shape and composition of the Spike proteins being produced and said proteins are found throughout the user's body, including the brain;
https://tinyurl.com/yw5ff5cr
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (/XOcP)
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I was thinking of just starting at the beginning with Carrie and seeing if I cared enough to continue. The only time I've tried to read King was in high school when I tried to read The Shining. I gave up in Chapter 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021
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Is this every King book?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM
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No.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 27, 2021 09:26 AM (3TihK)
Chiggeros
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Tastes a bit nutty.....
A. Powers
Posted by: Jak Sucio
Like squirrel turds?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2021 09:37 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:32 AM
Did you know you can synthesize aspirin from caffeine? Ethanol from sucrose?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:37 AM (a3Q+t)
I was told there would be no chemistry.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM (nfrXX)
Thermodynamics (physics) not chemistry.
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 09:37 AM (AwYPR)
(side note, I still cannot imagine why anyone whose endocrine system is functioning correctly would deliberately derange it...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 27, 2021 09:37 AM (8548M)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 27, 2021 08:35 AM (dQvv7)
the way it overran its banks a week ago, it looked like the Brandywine Sea
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2021 09:37 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Depends on how far he was shipping the baby
Posted by: Bruce
If it fits, it ships.
Posted by: USPS at September 27, 2021 09:38 AM (OCTRt)
Once at college, I found a small bookshop that had a wide variety of King's books, so I'd go down every week and pick up a couple. Worked my way through his whole collection. I kept up reading his new books for a while, but then just gave up.
So my advice for starting King is to stick with his older books. If you really want to ease into them, grab his short story collections. Maybe his Richard Bachman books, too. The Long Walk is one of my favorites.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:38 AM (CAJOC)
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She sent it for ursine-alysis!
Duh!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:38 AM (Xwt96)
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They're not of the body.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)
Nope. I know Chemistry is useful. I just don't get it. I can't even keep my pool water clear.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021
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Carrie is not my favorite, though it's strong stuff for its time. Salem's Lot, his second novel, is dynamite: Think Dracula meets Peyton Place. When he wrote it, nobody had done the American small town invaded by a supernatural force" idea yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: four seasons at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (oT1NJ)
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They're not of the body.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)
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The government directly harming people like this is going to make...enemies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2021 09:34 AM (VFYBy)
I don't think anyone has been in the Pelosi cave for a very long time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (T4sR0)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM (Xwt96)
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If I ever meet one of you Texas waddies who hasn't drunk from a hoof print, I'll shake his hand and give him a Daniel Webster cigar.
Posted by: Reuben Cogburn at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (LBiAf)
https://is.gd/1mFPAC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2021 09:20 AM (PiwSw)
Is that garrett?
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (TZgEk)
Case? We saw the presentation. There is no certifiable proof of their vote. Denied for lack of standing!
Posted by: Chief Just-Us Roberts at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: kallisto
The fight song at Brandywine HS, Topton PA:
Hurrah for Brandywine
Hurrah for Brandywine
Someone in the crowds shouting
Hurrah for Brandywine
Eins, zwei, dri, vier
Everybody drink a beer
Brandwine, that's us!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: squid_hunt
Would loved to have learned field expedient explosives, but I don't think the HS Chem Teacher would have approved.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (OCTRt)
Soon...
Posted by: The Barrel at September 27, 2021
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*** Hefts huge axe ***
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (/XOcP)
https://tinyurl.com/duh73f64
if you're familiar with the area, that's Hank's at -41
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2021 09:41 AM (DJFLF)
These modern Mengeles killed one of my best friends.
I have no words for what I'm feeling right now.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 09:41 AM (vmgy/)
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Just in time for Guy Fawkes Day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 27, 2021 09:41 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM
Bears peeing in your pool can lead to a chain reaction resulting in significantly increased turbidity, unfortunately.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:41 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
The dust has to be choking.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt)
That's what EOD school is for, right?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Brett at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM (YQkIM)
.. other scientists took a different point of view - one less skeptical of the idea that the experiments could have been carried out in China. Jesse Bloom, a computational biologist and expert in viral evolution at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center, in Seattle, calls the timeline "plausible .. certainly possible." Chan points to other recent reports that the team at the Wuhan Institute of Virology had already been sampling very close relatives to SARS-CoV-2, and that it was testing, in humanized mice, genetically engineered SARS-like coronaviruses that were more infectious than natural strains. "WIV was fully outfitted to run all these experiments themselves," she says.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021
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If you have more than one bear peeing in your pool, you have bigger problems than turbidity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM
Ours did.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (DJFLF)
Interestingly enough, that's how I figured out my kids were peeing in it. Although they won't cop to it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (Ectld)
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Didn't he ever feed her? Her arms look like twigs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (k4dH2)
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Just pickup the SF Black Book. Teaches all sorts of nasty things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ask your Dr if bear piss is for you.
Do not drink bear piss if you are allergic to bear piss.
And on it goes.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Terry Incognito at September 27, 2021 09:43 AM (idjdy)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 27, 2021 09:37 AM (8548M)
The warning is actually for women 50 and under, not just young women.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (pNxlR)
*Not included in this rendition.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (Ectld)
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Oh man, that Tyson fella is mighty loquacious. He could talk a guy's ear off!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (Xwt96)
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I am a big fan of his father, N.C. Wyeth.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: squid_hunt
There's a chemical you can add that turns the water blue around an offender.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Terry Incognito at September 27, 2021
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Eating, here!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (a3Q+t)
I thought that was urban legend.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:40 AM (OCTRt)
You can make nitrocellulose out of paper or cotton. All you need is some nitric acid and sulfuric acid.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (Y5qcH)
*Not included in this rendition.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (Ectld)
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It's in the Artist's Cut...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Today's Crisis In Obamaworld at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (szPRO)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:44 AM (Xwt96)
Quite eloquent, as well.
Posted by: BignJames at September 27, 2021 09:45 AM (AwYPR)
.. err ... Environmental Activist reduce the UK carbon footprint by removing horrible gasoline from carbon spewing vehicles.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 09:46 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Probably safer if I just get Tannerite.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:46 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SMOD
Carbons are bad, M'kay
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Recently Fired Sushi Chef at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM (dynG0)
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Wanna know who *really* does? An Australian pop starlet named Lenka. From certain angles, she's white girl MJ.
https://youtu.be/QHpvlr_kG6U?t=14
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:27 AM (Jsjd7)
Saw what you're seeing a couple of times early on in that video. Gave up on the video halfway.
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:47 AM (TZgEk)
My opinion of Wyeth is "meh." I wouldn't refuse to have one of his paintings in the house, but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy one, either. Presuming I had the money to do so.
Which I don't. Otherwise, I would be retired right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2021 09:47 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021 09:46 AM (a3Q+t)
8th grade science class!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Liz Warren at September 27, 2021 09:48 AM (VFYBy)
Posted by: m at September 27, 2021 09:47 AM (TZgEk)
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I can't imagine why lol
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:48 AM (Jsjd7)
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Where there is life there is hope. Art as the search for meaning. The artist sees it in his subject here and captures the subject's struggle to hold on to it. Whole thing just oozes a conflicted longing.
Posted by: I Kant at September 27, 2021 09:48 AM (1jaYz)
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
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Well, the body is somewhere between 70% and 98% water, if TV is to be believed. That should be plenty. Follow the science!!
--forest Karen
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021
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Yes; Ulsenite is hard to obtain these days.
Posted by: Tommy Hambledon at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (dynG0)
Posted by: Tommy Hambledon
Unobtainium is even harder to come by.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2021 09:50 AM (mD/uy)
That's what EOD school is for, right?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM
2nd semester Yearling physics. Our prof was an Engineer. That was a fun semester.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 27, 2021 09:42 AM (Ectld)
No, that's for learning how to disable home made explosives.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (mbFEM)
I can't remember the movie, or the actor.
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (gmo/4)
Denholm Elliott objects to it because fish make love in it in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (dfRN6)
As you might expect he was rumored to be hitting it.
"Nah honey, this is like, all a professional type thing. Now please leave so Helga can she me her Teutonic breas... uh, braids."
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (DpkTQ)
My opinion of Wyeth is "meh." I wouldn't refuse to have one of his paintings in the house, but I wouldn't go out of my way to buy one, either. Presuming I had the money to do so.
Which I don't. Otherwise, I would be retired right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
I am too. Has nothing to do with Wyeth, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (OCTRt)
I can't remember the movie, or the actor.
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (gmo/4)
Funnily enough, it was in an Archer episode, except he said "fish f*ck in it" I think.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (HTCOy)
I can't remember the movie, or the actor.
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021
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Darn, neither can I. I had a character in one of my own stories, one who speaks in sort of a comic-opera malaprop fashion, say, "Water? Faugh. Fish do fumblydiddles in it."
Posted by: Tommy Hambledon at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (m+jkK)
Haha. He means sophomore.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM (mbFEM)
"I, Lieutenant Colonel Theresa Long, MD, MPH, FS being duly sworn, depose and state as follows:
-- all persons who have received a Covid 19 Vaccine are damaged in their cardiovascular system in an irreparable and irrevocable manner;
d) Due to the Spike protein production that is engineered into the user's genome, each such recipient of the Covid 19 Vaccines already has micro clots in their cardiovascular system that present a danger to their health and safety;
e) That such micro clots over time will become bigger clots by the very nature of the shape and composition of the Spike proteins being produced and said proteins are found throughout the user's body, including the brain;
https://tinyurl.com/yw5ff5cr
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 09:35 AM (Cus5s)
Everyone should stop a moment, and read this affidavit.
I'm aware of the micro clot issue from the beginning of this sad affair, but to have this argument layed out in such a fashion is well worth everyone's time today.
This is a cluster fuck of biblical proportions!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 09:52 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2021 09:52 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 27, 2021 09:52 AM (T4sR0)
I can't remember the movie, or the actor.
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:49 AM (gmo/4)
W.C. Fields said it first, though he said "fish fuck in it."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2021 09:52 AM (2JVJo)
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They're not of the body.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 27, 2021 09:39 AM (d9FiS)
Cool. We now drug testing welfare recipients?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2021 09:52 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Archer at September 27, 2021 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:53 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 09:25 AM
Yep. In the link I provided. Beserker specifically asked about J&J, so I cutout the info from the essay about Pfizer.
https://bit.ly/3zBStfw
Pfizer has the distinction of the biggest criminal payout in history. They have lost so many lawsuits it's hard to count. You can check out their rap sheet here. Maybe that's why they are demanding that countries where they don't have liability protection put up collateral to cover vaccine-injury lawsuits.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 27, 2021 09:54 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2021 09:54 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:55 AM (Jsjd7)
By the time the clot shots entered human testing they knew that COVID is only particularly deadly to the elderly, obese, or those with serious commodities.
Yes, some small number of people not in one of those groups have died...but this is also true of the "seasonal flu" - and generally vaccines get pulled if they cause more then a handful of deaths/serious injuries not tens to hundreds of thousands.
If this was not being used as "crises to not go to waste" the shot would only EVER have been authorized for those people.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2021 09:55 AM (DpkTQ)
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Puthy!
Posted by: mike tyson at September 27, 2021 09:55 AM (UHVv4)
Out here, it's the Brandywine "Crick".
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2021 09:56 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021 09:55 AM (Jsjd7)
Save 'em for drum skins!!!
#wastenotwantnot
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 09:56 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 27, 2021 09:56 AM (8548M)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2021 09:51 AM
You'd think after all this time I'd remember to translate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2021 09:56 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 27, 2021 09:57 AM (2RBkF)
One of the many lessons of COVID mania is that the issue was NEVER the GOPe trying to implement conservative policies and failing. It was always them not wanting to.
As another example, remember asking to see citizenship papers for aliens is a violation of human rights - demanding to see a vax-port is just a normal thing governments can make businesses do.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2021 09:57 AM (DpkTQ)
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Posted by: Baloo at September 27, 2021 09:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 27, 2021
Save 'em for drum skins!!!
#wastenotwantnot
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021
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When God comes back and asks why the kiwi is suddenly extinct, are we going to show Him a can of shoe polish?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 09:58 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
A Hunter Biden then?
Posted by: Bruce at September 27, 2021 09:58 AM (vd8XM)
https://www.gq.com/story/crocs-comeback
Eschaton status:
[ ] Immanentized
[x] getting pretty close....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 27, 2021 09:58 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 27, 2021 09:58 AM (zvl8Y)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 27, 2021 09:57 AM
And sometimes it's a happy little bush or two.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 27, 2021 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)
If you're taking a flight, make sure there are multiple pilots on board. A backup is a good idea.
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2021 09:59 AM (1vynn)
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In Hopper's case its finding figures drawn and painted so they look like real people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 09:59 AM (HTCOy)
This. Also for trivia, Christina didn't model for this, that's Wyeth's wife Betsty.
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Didn't he ever feed her? Her arms look like twigs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden
Anna modeled fir the body and dress; Wyeth's wife for the head and hair. Anna was considerably older than shown here whennthe picture was painted.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2021 09:59 AM (pNxlR)
So.. she's saying ALL COVID vaccines are subject? That's bold, cotton.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (IuZaD)
Posted by: DaveA at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (IuZaD)
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I downloaded all his books onto my eBook reader years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
"Conflicted Longing" ... that probably has some defined meaning, but to me it says a longing for something unattainable ... hence the conflict.
Clint says "a man's gotta know his limitations". Or it could be extended to our current state of the nation, where the people have been cut off from their arms of government that no longer serve them ... yet we keep struggling up that hill, expecting things to change.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 27, 2021 10:01 AM (T4sR0)
If you're taking a flight, make sure there are multiple pilots on board. A backup is a good idea.
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2021 09:59 AM (1vynn)
And have the lasagna.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at September 27, 2021 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Lawyers for John Hinckley Jr., the man who tried to assassinate President Ronald Reagan, are scheduled to argue in court Monday that the 66-year-old should be freed from restrictions placed on him after he moved out of a Washington hospital in 2016.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2021 10:02 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 10:02 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2021 10:00 AM (BFigT)
I read some of the deposition, I believe she's focussed on the Pfizer/Moderna. Her analysis is pretty detailed.
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2021 10:02 AM (DJFLF)
This painting gets photoshopped quite a bit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 27, 2021 10:06 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 27, 2021 09:56 AM (8548M)
I am just barely over 50, so not young anymore!
And close enough that I won't risk getting that one. And I don't want the other two, so I guess I just won't be doing it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 27, 2021 10:06 AM (Ez6QX)
"On the back end of this delta wave, I do think this is the last major surge of infection, barring something unexpected like a new variant coming along that pierces the immunity offered by vaccination or prior infection," Gottlieb told CNN.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2021 09:36 AM
I've hiked a ton and I've seen some pretty nasty water when I was out of it. I carry pills with me but I still would have to be damn thirsty. If worse did come to worse. They say it takes 2-3 weeks for Giardia to show up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (NWbsw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (NWbsw)
I love her cooking show.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2021 10:08 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at September 27, 2021 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
*looks at plate of fish bones*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 10:08 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 27, 2021 09:54 AM (2JVJo)
ipage/weebly is very simple (Weebly is drag/drop)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 27, 2021 10:08 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (NWbsw)
A week...at best.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 10:09 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (NWbsw)
I love her cooking show.
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She has an insect like figure and face. Very buggy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 27, 2021 10:09 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2021 10:10 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 10:10 AM (RHGPo)
Chevy Chase & Summer Vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2021 10:11 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2021 10:11 AM (gLBtQ)
Posted by: wait right here at September 27, 2021 10:11 AM (p87AG)
On topic - very good affidavit, lays everything out
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 27, 2021 10:12 AM (8548M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021 09:28 AM
Don't. I made it part way through book two and then realize it is gibberish. You can have a fantasy/horror world, but there have to be rules.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 27, 2021 10:12 AM (EpDzw)
Another doctor, a former Pfizer scientist, also warned of this same issue of micro clots. He had used some specific test that sees them ... he also said the effects would get worse over time, much worse (like people start dying in a few years)
I can't really analyze the science ... it sounds pretty sciency to me. But mainly, we know these DeepState criminals are breaking all the standards on every front, including the forced vaccine efforts ... certainly there is some evil at work ... or just good old overthrow of the republic ... all the devils are here.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 27, 2021 10:13 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 27, 2021
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Look for Fred Saberhagen's Empire of the East. Shorter, much better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 10:14 AM (/XOcP)
- Harris has made two key hires to expand her 'strategic communications' team
- Lorraine Voles and Adam Frankel joined the VP's staff in recent months
- Frankel is a former Obama speechwriter who is brother-in-law to Jen Psaki
- Harris is facing PR challenges as she tackles complex issues like the border crisis
- Her approval ratings have plunged following controversial Central America trip
- Many Democrats view Harris as the party's likely next presidential candidate
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
That verse also speaks of the great men of the earth being merchants. The super rich elites.
Revelation 18 23 And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee for thy merchants were the great men of the earth for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Transliteration: pharmakeia
Definition medication (pharmacy) that is by extension magic literal or figurative sorcery witchcraft.
Posted by: wait right here at September 27, 2021 10:15 AM (/qU/r)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 27, 2021 10:15 AM (5HBd1)
A dead Hillary would be a better candidate
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 10:16 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 10:16 AM (NWbsw)
That was my thinking as well but for reasons unknown to me, my wife's dr. recommended that she get the Moderna so I wound up just going with her. No sign of additional appendages so far.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 27, 2021 10:17 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 27, 2021 10:17 AM (dfRN6)
Another doctor, a former Pfizer scientist, also warned of this same issue of micro clots. He had used some specific test that sees them ... he also said the effects would get worse over time, much worse (like people start dying in a few years)
I can't really analyze the science ... it sounds pretty sciency to me. But mainly, we know these DeepState criminals are breaking all the standards on every front, including the forced vaccine efforts ... certainly there is some evil at work ... or just good old overthrow of the republic ... all the devils are here.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
The blood test for micro clots is called a "d-dimer test".
There is a video out there in the ether (if I can find it in my treasure trove I'll link it) where a foreign doc talks at length about this micro clot issue. The video is at least a year old if not older...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 27, 2021 10:17 AM (BgMrQ)
Guess we'll find out... stay tuned.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2021 10:18 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
I just checked out a book from the library with this title.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 27, 2021 10:18 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 27, 2021 10:19 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 10:19 AM (/XOcP)
From etymonline:
...from pharmakeus "preparer of drugs, poisoner"
That can't be good!
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2021 10:20 AM (AytXr)
Guess we'll find out... stay tuned.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2021 10:18 AM (BFigT)
If the vax'd were going to be immune from a future attack, and they wanted to protect folks from said future attack, they couldn't be doing a worse job of getting people to take it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 27, 2021 10:20 AM (KbCG3)
"On the back end of this delta wave, I do think this is the last major surge of infection, barring something unexpected like a new variant coming along that pierces the immunity offered by vaccination or prior infection," Gottlieb told CNN.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (RHGPo)
2 years into this, people. We are 2 years into All Covid All The Time. It's permeated every aspect of our lives.
And the majority of people STILL lap it up. The updates, the forecasting, the ever-changing restrictions. It's unreal.
Posted by: DaisyB at September 27, 2021 10:20 AM (egcjl)
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Posted by: Raspail at September 27, 2021 10:20 AM (Men5k)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 27, 2021 10:14 AM (/XOcP)
Definitely an all-time favorite of mine. I've read it numerous times over the years. I also like his Books of Swords. Very well written and fun high adventure.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 27, 2021 10:20 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2021 10:07 AM (NWbsw)
I love her cooking show.
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She has an insect like figure and face. Very buggy.
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Plus she has more teeth that a great white shark.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 27, 2021 10:21 AM (3TihK)
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Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 27, 2021 10:22 AM (oZbCA)
"That old perv Wyeth wants me to pose nude Again. I won't do it I tell you. I'll just lay here in the grass and hide ..."
Posted by: Raspail at September 27, 2021 10:22 AM (Men5k)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 27, 2021
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If you have more than one bear peeing in your pool, you have bigger problems than turbidity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
"You're not coming here for the swimming, are you?"
----the Bear
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 27, 2021 10:30 AM (r9gUQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2021 10:18 AM
If the "unvaccinated" are the targets of the next virus, then the Left would have no problem with anyone on the Right who refuses "vaccination". Since they already want us all dead.
Problem is, the "unvaccinated" and those infected and recovered from SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 have better immune systems towards SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 and every other virus. It's those who have been "vaccinated" who now have their immune systems weakened by the "vaccine".
Connect the dots...
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 27, 2021 10:35 AM (Do5/p)
Another doctor, a former Pfizer scientist, also warned of this same issue of micro clots. He had used some specific test that sees them ... he also said the effects would get worse over time, much worse (like people start dying in a few years)
I can't really analyze the science ... it sounds pretty sciency to me. But mainly, we know these DeepState criminals are breaking all the standards on every front, including the forced vaccine efforts ... certainly there is some evil at work ... or just good old overthrow of the republic ... all the devils are here.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2021 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
No such thing as devils you wacky Xtianist!
Posted by: Stan at September 27, 2021 10:35 AM (ACi07)
Christina Olson was a neighbor of Wyeth's who was crippled. Wyeth said that he saw her pulling herself back to her farmhouse after she had worked in the vegetable garden, and made a quick sketch, which he worked up into this egg-tempera painting.
If you're interested in Wyeth, try to find a copy of the catalogue for the 1976 show at the Met, "Kuerners and Olsons". The text is a long interview with Wyeth, very revealing. The part where he talks about the training in art that he received from his father, N. C. Wyeth, is fascinating.
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