Mid-Day Break Thread

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Two extremely masculine men, Matt K. Lewis and David Frum, have further theories on masculinity.

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NeverTrump needs to get off this topic. A discussion about masculinity and testosterone does them no favors, for obvious reasons. Consider the source!

"Well he's dead, so..."



Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM




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1 Time for Government Shutdown Theater!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Yj7lm)

2 Spiderman Meme. I love it.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (S7y6x)

3 The one pic of Matt Lewis really does look like a serial killer from the 70s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)

4 kraken day will be centered

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (3byMq)

5 Spiderman Meme. I love it.
Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (S7y6x)

makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 01:56 PM (8D42x)

6 New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

7 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

8 sure he saved the world but I don't really like how he assumed he had consent with that girl in Rio.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

9 morons, the star boat is epic. as is the fresh prez of dc. kyle is a national treasure. those two had me laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (XSURy)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

11 That Ryan Long video is hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (DCdYk)

12 1 Time for Government Shutdown Theater!!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Yj7lm)

Eh, the plots always the same, its the Republican's fault. The Dukes of Hazzard had more plot variety than that.

Posted by: Bete at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Ojki1)

13 6 New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

True, but a charming one.. And the Women....Whores.. At the least, loose women

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (8nD9v)

14 My first golf tournament on the High School golf team. First hole. The ball went straight up about ten feet, came down and rolled about 20 yards behind me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)

Littlest's t-ball practice, he's been practicing diligently, girl steps up - she's a future softball player, by build and swing - hits a line drive, right out to littlest, who's playing the pitcher's mound position. His glove goes up; snagged it right out of the air. Then, instead of going wild about his play, showing off, he turns and throws to first base, like a boss. I can't wait for baseball season again.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (KnJdm)

15 SPONGE™. Totally not a Fed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (II3Gr)

16 They really need to start including the black socks on those Spider-Men too

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (G2zl5)

17 "We'll update Bond to the modern world. We'll have a female M speak down to him about his sexual proclivities! She'll call him a dinosaur!"
-1996

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

18 Love Trek > Star Boat

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:59 PM (pXhbm)

19 That guy doing the soy-boy imitation in the vaxxer video is funny, but he needs to make his voice higher and whinier to really sound authentic.

He sounds too much like somebody who has eaten a bacon-burger and actually f*cked a woman at some point in his lifetime, something no soy-boy has ever done.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 01:59 PM (k4dH2)

20 "We'll update Bond to the modern world. We'll have a female M speak down to him about his sexual proclivities! She'll call him a dinosaur!"
-1996

--

2020 "I know, black girl?"

-"what, as a love interest?"

"no as James Bond"

Briliant!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (ZZK0E)

21 We could use a break from things, Ace; good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (/XOcP)

22 7 not sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

15 SPONG. Totally not a Fed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (II3Gr)

Gonna have to ask for some ID on that.

Posted by: Bete at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (Ojki1)

23 18 Love Trek > Star Boat
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 01:59 PM (pXhbm)

==========

"How did they actually get the boat to the star? The boat would have burst into flames by the time it got anywhere close to the surface of the star. 0 stars."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

24 This sexy brunette with generous sideboob will join you on your break:
https://is.gd/07Q492

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (DCdYk)

25 the fedboi thing is funny as well.

more i think about it, more i'm convinced that if those were, indeed feds, they made it a point to mock being undercover and dressed as outrageous and similarly as possible.

don't care what most of you think- most g-men are conservative and love america. like 90%. the 10% are similar to other creeps who made it out of the swamp and got promoted by virtue of attrition, ball chugging, or proximity to DC.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (XSURy)

26 6 New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

And yet, the ladies loved him.

For the ladies:
https://tinyurl.com/xphexep6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

27 Those 2 guys are auditioning to be the next Brawny paper towel guy?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

28
Shutdown? All those poor Federal workers will be unemployed! How can you be so heartless?!?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (/U27+)

29 Matt Lewis and David Frum look like they just came from a Bag of Dicks Party- and ate all the dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (VpIIl)

30 I have no idea who the guy with the porn stash was supposed to be.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Y5qcH)

31 Go for a walk and order the salmon...is there a universe where that makes sense? Or is it spy talk?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (cSyAR)

32 24 This sexy brunette with generous sideboob will join you on your break:
https://is.gd/07Q492
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (DCdYk)

=======

Sideboob is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

33 >>New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.


Chicks dig that.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders (VT) at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (pXhbm)

34 He sounds too much like somebody who has eaten a bacon-burger and actually f*cked a woman at some point in his lifetime, something no soy-boy has ever done.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


Method actors die early.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (1t5dY)

35 "The Star Boat": Good stuff. They guy "doing" the helmsman nailed the Jeff Goldblum impression.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (/XOcP)

36 The one pic of Matt Lewis really does look like a serial killer from the 70s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)


He looks semi-normal in the pic on the left. The one on the right...yeesh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

37 Matt Lewis has to be mid-transition. You can't look that sissyish without trying.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (QU5/8)

38 This sexy brunette with generous sideboob will join you on your break:
https://is.gd/07Q492
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (DCdYk)

Perky!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (4I/2K)

39 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (arJlL)

40 35 "The Star Boat": Good stuff. They guy "doing" the helmsman nailed the Jeff Goldblum impression.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (/XOcP)

it's all kyle doing the voices and modelling. hilarious dude.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (XSURy)

41 Matt Lewis and David Frum look like they just came from a Bag of Dicks Party- and ate all the dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (VpIIl)

Then on the way home, dick-drunk, broke into the dick store and raided the place for a midnight snack.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

42 Trying to remember if Bill Gates has ever _not_ worn a crew sweater.
It's his uniform like Jim Jordan and his blue yellow bit.

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (3byMq)

43 He looks semi-normal in the pic on the left. The one on the right...yeesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

That is what I am saying. I can imagine people born in the 20s or 30s were saying 'Damn. We fucked up somewhere. Things are going to hell in a handbasket.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (csEWM)

44 Time for Government Shutdown Theater!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM


I am so glad I am no longer associated with the Federal government. More than half of my workers were contract workers, not civil service employees and every single time a shut down was imminent I would lose them for days or weeks at a time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (JUOKG)

45 This is too faggy for me. Think I will watch a Gladiator movie or something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (8Sqzu)

46 I'm no paragon of masculinity myself, but compared to Matt K. Lewis and David Frum, yeesh, those two could make Lester the Unlikely and Steve Urkel look like absolute units.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (5aFbR)

47 31 Go for a walk and order the salmon...is there a universe where that makes sense? Or is it spy talk?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (cSyAR)

It's what guys on the down low say when they goin' to the bus station bathroom to suck dicks.

Posted by: Ice-T, playing a cop at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

48 31 Go for a walk and order the salmon...is there a universe where that makes sense? Or is it spy talk?
____________

It's Vitamin D talk.

You get Vitamin D from sunlight. You get Vitamin D from salmon.

Vitamin D is supposed to protect you from the China virus.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (k4dH2)

49 The Dukes of Hazzard had more plot variety than that.
Posted by: Bete at September 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Ojki1)


Looks like ol' Bo and Luke are takin' Ned Beatty for a ride out into the woods. Let's take a gander!

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

50 >>Sideboob is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


Underboob and Long Bows!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (pXhbm)

51
In Fake News today, it's important that you know that canadian dyke, Ellen Page, who pretends she is a 16 year old Justin Bieber, has joined a very exclusive and "private" dating site for hollywood celerys.

So, what's going on here is we'll be told that a "straight" "hetero" woman is "dating" the "trans" Ellen Page, thus forming a "straight" "hetero" couple.

Get it? You see, Ellen Page is the boy, and "he's" dating a girl. Perfectly normal! The are both totally not scissoring dykes! And if you think that they're just both scissoring dildoing dykes, you're a "transphobe" and a "homophone!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (yKq5h)

52 The one pic of Matt Lewis really does look like a serial killer from the 70s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)

He looks semi-normal in the pic on the left. The one on the right...yeesh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

Nailed it.

Psycho Killer

https://youtu.be/CKti7QixnJI

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (KnJdm)

53 Semiogogue just used the phrase "humping the inflatable doll known as Twitter".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (/hXfz)

54 Willowed:

The wave of illegal immigrants is overrunning hospitals and taking away life saving services from citizens. A few months ago all we heard about was unvaccinated COVID patients pushing wards to capacity. That was a LIE. It is illegal immigrants who are taxing all of our hospitals and community service. Services we all pay for with our tax money as citizens. Services now being taken away from us by Biden and Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T

Before escaping from Southern California 8 1/2 years ago, hospital emergency rooms were closing all over EVEN THEN and for the same reason.
Posted by: ShainS


You want a reading assignment? Bing "border hospitals closed" to see how bad this has hit the southwest.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)

55 No cello lessons for little Suzy or tennis camp for Tommy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (ofMd1)

56 Judy Woodruff: Do you draw any lessons from the mistakes you made with Jeffrey Epstein?

Well, next time I need a lower profile child rustlers. I mean obviously.

Posted by: Bill Gates at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (DpkTQ)

57 NeverTrump is the Dennis Hastert of the conservative media.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (jIL4c)

58 David Frum is the new spokesmodel in Charmin ads. He has one line, talking about taking more comfortable dumps.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (jdrrD)

59 Get it? You see, Ellen Page is the boy, and "he's" dating a girl. Perfectly normal! The are both totally not scissoring dykes! And if you think that they're just both scissoring dildoing dykes, you're a "transphobe" and a "homophone!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (yKq5h)

thanks for the image dude

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (XSURy)

60 Alright, I loved the Vaxx video.
From the screencap I thought is was going to be serious because of the perfect soiboi look to the dude.
Well played.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (z79tQ)

61 Sidewalk salmon is best grilled.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (/hXfz)

62 Gates...even a few billionaires need a carving of some sort upon their foreheads showing they are XVert.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (T1fV4)

63 Ok, The Patriarchy guy was funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (RoIW/)

64
Before escaping from Southern California 8 1/2 years ago, hospital emergency rooms were closing all over EVEN THEN and for the same reason.


The last time I was in an ER there was one English speaking woman who'd been in car accident.

The rest were OD's about half of whom couldn't speak English.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (DpkTQ)

65 Why is it impossible to not particularly like Trump and yet be sane?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)

66 42 Trying to remember if Bill Gates has ever _not_ worn a crew sweater.
It's his uniform like Jim Jordan and his blue yellow bit.
___________

They're copying the late Steve Jobs and his black t-shirt uniform.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 02:06 PM (k4dH2)

67 That is a good unvaxxed video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 02:06 PM (csEWM)

68 It's what guys on the down low say when they goin' to the bus station bathroom to suck dicks.
Posted by: Ice-T, playing a cop at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

The Salmon is street slang for pcp-infused fish roe. Kids get so high on it they been dying in traffic accidents trying to "swim up river" on the street.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2021 02:06 PM (QU5/8)

69 The are both totally not scissoring dykes! And if you think that they're just both scissoring dildoing dykes, you're a "transphobe" and a "homophone!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (yKq5h)

can't be a girl, she got her boobs cut off...

so yeah, MUST be a guy

-- typical leftist

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (8D42x)

70 Here is a must-listen from Steven Crowder this morning on the games the FDA is playing with a supplement called NAC, which seems to be a therapeutic for The 'Rona. They've just declared it a "drug" again, after it has officially been a "supplement" since 1968 (and it was originally a "drug" from 1963 to '6.

Thus, the FDA has almost completely shut down manufacture and sale of NAC just when people are finding it useful in fighting The Flu Manchu*:

https://youtu.be/onzWFIqKbaU

The relevant part starts at 24:20 of this video.

*Because FDA rules on licensing drugs are so much more restrictive than for supplements.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (OYRRq)

71 That Gates video is freaking weird. He was definitely unprepared for that - and I have no idea why.

The whole body language thing he's got going on and hand gestures makes him look like some sort of on the spectrum Bond villain. At least Blofeld kept his hands busy petting his pussy. And could get out a full sentence at a time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (wAnMi)

72
Ellen Page will have no trouble finding plenty of girls to date "him." Why?

Because she's Ellen fucking Page. She's famous and has $$.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (yKq5h)

73 Greetings:

Dearest Judy Woodruff always looks trusted, honest, and balanced in long sleeves. Without sleeves, not so much.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (uuklp)

74 'CARA YOU LYING BITCH, PEG ME!'

I am crying over here.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (pXhbm)

75
New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.
Posted by: Tim Riggins


He had a license to kill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

76 don't care what most of you think- most g-men are conservative and love america. like 90%. the 10% are similar to other creeps who made it out of the swamp and got promoted by virtue of attrition, ball chugging, or proximity to DC.
Posted by: Jack Burton


Conservatives' Achilles Heel is our desire for order. In institutions, we attach that desire to the form rather than the function. We see institutions that are supposed to provide the defense of the Republican Ideal as unchanging and good.

That impulse has been our undoing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (1t5dY)

77 the left can't even handle Biden's 2015 Great Replacement speech that Tucker played.

Fucking boomers, goddamn traitors. America is lost but at least we'll have eternal racial strife.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (ZZK0E)

78 Are we allowed to have this much fun pre-Cafe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (a3Q+t)

79 Matt Lewis has to be mid-transition. You can't look that sissyish without trying.
==
The Hell you say . . .

Posted by: Jim Messina at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (ltCHL)

80 All the Federal workers get a 6 week paid vacation.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (xopIz)

81 >>>How did they actually get the boat to the star? The boat would have burst into flames by the time it got anywhere close to the surface of the star. 0 stars."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

LMAO!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (QCc6B)

82
I saw PCP-Infused Fish Roe open for Country Joe and the Fish at the Spectrum.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (dQvv7)

83 The Salmon is street slang for pcp-infused fish roe. Kids get so high on it they been dying in traffic accidents trying to "swim up river" on the street.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


At least they died doing what they loved to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (OCTRt)

84 72
Ellen Page will have no trouble finding plenty of girls to date "him." Why?

Because she's Ellen fucking Page. She's famous and has $$.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (yKq5h)

=======

I can't imagine she's that wealthy, especially in Hollywood.

However, star fuckers will always exist, so she'll have a steady supply of wannabe starlets trying to be her eye candy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

85 Why is it impossible to not particularly like Trump and yet be sane?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

--

it's not a binary decision, Biden's like a moderate.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (ZZK0E)

86 The one pic of Matt Lewis really does look like a serial killer from the 70s.

--

A psychotic poor man's David Partridge.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 02:09 PM (O+I8R)

87 New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.

Posted by: Tim Riggins



Norm Macdonald would say Bond: "was a charming fella who fucked a lot of dirty, dirty whores. What's not to like?!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2021 02:09 PM (OYRRq)

88 Your choices are get the vaccine or( and) die a pariah. Your choice citizen

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:09 PM (CYnTg)

89 We could use a break from things, Ace; good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (/XOcP)

Corrected for current Horde mood.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (N3El/)

90
85 Why is it impossible to not particularly like Trump and yet be sane?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish

--

it's not a binary decision, Biden's like a moderate.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021

I agree with Mr. Riggins

Posted by: Rim Tiggins at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (II3Gr)

91 Well, as long as im unvaxxed an killing people, it might be time to take care of some family bizness.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (kPJ/p)

92 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Those Matt Lewis and David Frum sure got pretty mouths...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

93 That Gates video is freaking weird. He was definitely unprepared for that - and I have no idea why.
==
TBF, based upon my research, nobody ever interviewed Blofeld. So I didn't really anticipate a problem.

Posted by: Gates of Hell at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (U3Lai)

94 At least Blofeld kept his hands busy petting his pussy. And could get out a full sentence at a time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (wAnMi)


Yup. gates should have petted his pussy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (RoIW/)

95 Why is it impossible to not particularly like Trump and yet be sane?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 02:05 PM (cSyAR)


That was the best thing about Trump. He showed people for what they really are. It was like the scene in The Thing where Kurt Russell took the welding torch to the blood samples.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (FJYfm)

96 hola chamucos y chamucas y bully

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (oSX/P)

97 I remember seeing David Frum's mother Barbara on CBC newscasts. She was more masculine than he is.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (cSyAR)

98 "...most g-men are conservative and love america."

Also, I am a ballerina who drives monster trucks.

Posted by: casual observer 0923 at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (aAP3z)

99 Tim, you don't have a brother or cousin named Larry do you?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

100 Two extremely masculine men, Matt K. Lewis and David Frum, have further theories on masculinity.




Wow. Never heard David Frum speak. He sure seems sure of himself in all that lying bullshit he spewed.

I award him no points.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (OYRRq)

Seriously. What the hell is going on already?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:11 PM (Ez6QX)

102 That was the best thing about Trump. He showed people for what they really are. It was like the scene in The Thing where Kurt Russell took the welding torch to the blood samples.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (FJYfm)

Trump or Blowtorches 2024.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 02:11 PM (KnJdm)

103 Well, as long as im unvaxxed an killing people, it might be time to take care of some family bizness.
Posted by: BluesFish


'Scuse me while I whip this out!"

(Unfolds list with names on it)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (OCTRt)

104 Matt is turning into a beautiful woman. Well, woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (mdgQ7)

105 Jeebus, Gates looks like a cross between Dr. Evil and Dr. Faucinstein in that still shot.

Prager says that wealth tends to amplify one's character (whether to the good or the bad), and it's being proven exponentially with each passing year that that asshat is evil as f*ck and has way too much time on his hands.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (Ss8Mj)

106 Bill Gates body language is creepy. That sideward glance is a tell he's lying and rubbing his genitals.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (stUc+)

107 So, as I mentioned on another thread, the UPS driver rang the bell at Stately Poppins Manor to drop off a book -

https://tinyurl.com/8pvu9374

Now I have a new book to read. That makes me happy.

**checks clock** Three more hours. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:13 PM (2JVJo)

108 Speaking of Star Boat, tonight's TOS episode on H&I is "I, Mudd".

Norman! Coordinate!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021 02:13 PM (dfRN6)

109
I can't imagine she's that wealthy, especially in Hollywood.

However, star fuckers will always exist, so she'll have a steady supply of wannabe starlets trying to be her eye candy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)


She spent all her money on getting her tits removed and those ripping abs installed.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

110 A psychotic poor man's David Partridge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2021 02:09 PM (O+I8R)


YES!! That's exactly what he looks like!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Ez6QX)

111 Bill Gates body language is creepy. That sideward glance is a tell he's lying and rubbing his genitals.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (stUc+)


Yeah, that's my tell too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 02:14 PM (RoIW/)

112 That girl in the top pic looks better with long hair.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2021 02:14 PM (/1l9x)

113 Lindybeige - The wargamers who won a real war

https://youtu.be/fVet82IUAqQ

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

114 104 Matt is turning into a beautiful woman. Well, woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (mdgQ7)

--------

Looks like the love child of David Cassidy and E.T.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:14 PM (Ss8Mj)

115 Bill Gates body language is creepy. That sideward glance is a tell he's lying and rubbing his genitals.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 02:12 PM (stUc+)


Talking to Judy Woodruff made him rub his genitals?!? Shoot him now.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:15 PM (FJYfm)

116 Halberd protein > spike protein.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at September 23, 2021 02:15 PM (qpX6U)

117
That was the best thing about Trump. He showed people for what they really are. It was like the scene in The Thing where Kurt Russell took the welding torch to the blood samples.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:10 PM (FJYfm)


It was a piece of solid core copper wire heated with a torch.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Super-smart, warrior monk (or whatever the spin was for explaining away his being a never-married, childless 70 year old bachelor, not that there's anything wrong with that) was on the witness stand testifying in the Theranos fraud case.

Dude was on the Board of Directors ($150k/yr) for ~3 yrs and says he only developed doubts about her AFTER The Wall Street Journal actually published stories exposing the fraud. These elites of ours, they are just super elite. Can't put anything past them ... well, other than multi-billion dollar frauds that they have a fiduciary obligation to sniff out.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (dYe5S)

119 It is illegal immigrants who are taxing all of our hospitals and community service. Services we all pay for with our tax money as citizens. Services now being taken away from us by Biden and Democrats.
***

That's what all those Haitians (from South America) are doing in Del Rio now -- they're benefits shopping.
They aren't "fleeing vicious gangs" or escaping "desperate poverty" in Haiti. They're not even coming here from Haiti. All the ones in Del Rio now are coming from Chile and Brazil, where they've been living comfortably for the past several years, after having been granted asylum there.

After the Biden junta stopped deporting Haitians, the ones already here called their family members and told them to come on in! More "free" shit here than in Chile or Brazil.
So now tens of thousands of Haitians are here, to add to the more than TWO MILLION Haitians we already had living here from past asylum splurges. Because they want to "upgrade their lifestyle." At U.S. taxpayers' expense.

We saw this "benefits shopping" shit before, with the muzzie "refugees" who didn't want to be resettled in eastern Europe because the western Euro countries gave out more welfare money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

120 James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)

121 117 It was a piece of solid core copper wire heated with a torch.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

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I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

122 Larry Riggins, ah yes, should I fly to Los Angeles, find my asshole brother?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)

123 Why is it impossible to not particularly like Trump and yet be sane
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"not . . . like Trump" I don't object to anyone having feelings. I object to using feelings to decide who to vote for. Just cuz i voted for him the first time, sure as shit didn't mean i liked him. I was reasonably pleased with the results and voted for him again based on that. I do like some things about him, and there are some things I don't like. I voted for him both times because I thought he had a chance of winning and if he did he would, at least, screw them up.

Posted by: you aren't yet cynical enough to appreciate the people running this particular shit show at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (U3Lai)

124
That was the best thing about Trump. He showed people for what they really are. It was like the scene in The Thing where Kurt Russell took the welding torch to the blood samples.
Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021


***
I haven't seen that film since it was new. But that screech echoes in my head to this day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (/XOcP)

125 Mass illegal migration without assimilation, planning, or adjustment (because it's not policy, it's just a lawless situation that's allowed to continue) has caused massive damage to medical care, education, and finances in them most affected areas. This has been the case for many years.

When expensive, legit opinion surveys are done (they're expensive, take time, and are vastly more accurate than the garbage telephone-polling one sees reported), mass illegal migration and things like amnesty (which of course would super-charge the problem) are wildly, wildly unpopular. We're talking 80/20 issues, or even more lopsided.

And yet, he we are. Trump would never have been the nominee had he not made mass illegal migration/border security one of his top issues. But once elected, the entire apparatus of the disastrous garbage political class and garbage institutions (like the judiciary) nearly completely negated his policies.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (OTzUX)

126 "Do you draw any lessons from the mistakes you made with Jeffrey Epstein?"

"Yes. When you're done with them, feed the sharks."

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:17 PM (xK9An)

127 "It was a piece of solid core copper wire heated with a torch."

I tried that with a urine sample, and it giggled.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at September 23, 2021 02:17 PM (qpX6U)

128 I thought the picture of Matt Lewis with long, girly hair was the old picture and the short haired one was the "new" one

And Frum looks like a homeless guy

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

129 I remain unvexxed, so my death toll keeps rising.

I hope I win something.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 02:18 PM (xopIz)

130 I don't get the Matt Lewis thing. And I mean I really don't get it, not a JamesMadison I don't get it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 02:18 PM (GQ5VU)

131 59 Get it? You see, Ellen Page is the boy, and "he's" dating a girl. Perfectly normal! The are both totally not scissoring dykes! And if you think that they're just both scissoring dildoing dykes, you're a "transphobe" and a "homophone!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (yKq5h)

thanks for the image dude
Posted by: Jack Burton



South Park comes to mind. Mr Garrison and that Xerxes look alike. The spoof of 300.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 23, 2021 02:18 PM (WROfJ)

132 Test.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 02:18 PM (P88rY)

133 "Do you draw any lessons from the mistakes you made with Jeffrey Epstein?"

"Yes. When you're done with them, feed the sharks."

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:17 PM (xK9An)


look at da size a dem choppers!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (RoIW/)

134 120 James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)

Dominion: "Surprise, motherfucker! We want to continue being always Winter but never Christmas in Michigan."

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (5aFbR)

135 Do Mitch McConnell's kids look like turtles?

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (dynG0)

136 South Park comes to mind. Mr Garrison and that Xerxes look alike. The spoof of 300.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 23, 2021 02:18 PM (WROfJ)

Same mental picture here.

Posted by: flounder at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (KnJdm)

137 ========

I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)




https://youtu.be/Ikt2op2pfV0?t=191

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

138 You want a reading assignment? Bing "border hospitals closed" to see how bad this has hit the southwest.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)


I've told my ER story here many times. It's a well known fact that CA pushed hospitals into financial ruin with their illegals policy. Schools are the same, but lucky for them they get to run forever on tax dollars. Hospitals aren't so lucky, and actually have to be accountable. It started getting really bad about 2008ish.

You can go an entire day easily without hearing a word of English. There was a time I would have happily learned a language like Spanish, now I flat refuse (I can pick up a fair amount though). It's pretty amazing to be a second class citizen in your own country, but that's where we are in CA. And the illegals love it that way. They love shitting on us at every opportunity. Try standing in line at the grocers as the cashier and customer are yakking it up in Spanish, unconcerned of a growing line, because fuck you. Here's my EBT card. In a hurry to cross the street until they're in front of your car. Time to check the cell phone! Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (wAnMi)

139 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (Tckfm)

140 Fuck that, where's Uhura?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

141 He sounds too much like somebody who has eaten a bacon-burger and actually f*cked a woman at some point in his lifetime, something no soy-boy has ever done.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Please don't question my manhood, but I don't like bacon cheeseburgers. Wait you said bacon burger, like with bacon mixed with ground beef. Yeah those are awesome. I love those.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (cqAUI)

142 Yikes, the rain just started coming down in Noah's ark like amounts.

Maybe God is thinking the world needs a good bath.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (/3n5T)

143 Speaking of Star Boat, tonight's TOS episode on H&I is "I, Mudd".

Norman! Coordinate!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2021


***
There are episodes of ST I cheerfully skip. That's one of them. It was funny . . . the first 25 times.

Even after 50+ years, though, there are some I *have* to sit and watch. "Doomsday Machine" and "Balance of Terror" among them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (/XOcP)

144 I need a break, 9 hrs today

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (2JoB8)

145 Do Mitch McConnell's kids look like turtles?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (dynG0)


Dear Jeebus, did he breed?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (wAnMi)

146 139 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (Tckfm)

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If a black person says that this activity makes them feel unsafe, does that make it a hate crime?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

147 >>>New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

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Dude, Step off!

Posted by: High Plains Drifter Director at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (q1Yqp)

148 What #123 said.

It's obviously hopeless but this idea of voting for people because you like them, or the opposite, is so f***ing idiotic.

You're hiring someone to do a job.

Of course so few voters have even the vaguest idea how anything works (the world, or the system in which they vote), no surprise they make their choices like kids in a 5th-grade class president's election.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (OTzUX)

149 South Park comes to mind. Mr Garrison and that Xerxes look alike. The spoof of 300.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 23, 2021 02:18 PM (WROfJ)


The whole world is becoming a South Park episode. When I saw the KFC bust in New Zealand yesterday, all I could think about was the Colonel warning, "Don't fuck with me, Eric."

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (FJYfm)

150 "You see, Ellen Page is the boy, and "he's" dating a girl."

Ellen was lucky to find a chick who digs scarred hollow chested men.

Posted by: Virus Infested gp at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (qpX6U)

151 That was the best thing about Trump. He showed people for what they really are. It was like the scene in The Thing where Kurt Russell took the welding torch to the blood samples.
==
2024 is going to come down to Us and Them sitting at the campfire, waiting for it to go out whilst deciding whether or not to pull the trigger on the flamethrower.

Posted by: you aren't yet cynical enough to appreciate the people running this particular shit show at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (7JPrm)

152 147 >>>New James Bond movies sounds lit AF. The director said the old Bond character was basically a rapist.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

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Dude, Step off!
Posted by: High Plains Drifter Director at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (q1Yqp)

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Do you mean Clint Eastwood? Because it was Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

153 I suddenly have this inexplicable urge to get my hair cut.

Posted by: junior at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (3oOSn)

154 24 This sexy brunette with generous sideboob will join you on your break:
https://is.gd/07Q492
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (DCdYk)
........

Threadwinner!

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

155 James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)

Dominion: "Surprise, motherfucker! We want to continue being always Winter but never Christmas in Michigan."

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM


That white loving cracker ain't gonna win, we will keep "counting" votes until we pull gretchen over the wire.

Posted by: Wayne County Michigan election audit members at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (JUOKG)

156 "It was a piece of solid core copper wire heated with a torch."

I tried that with a urine sample, and it giggled.
Posted by: Virus Infested gp at September 23, 2021


***
LOL. Threadwinner?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (/XOcP)

157 It's funny. Republicans are making massive inroads in many places with voter registration. A lot of that is with people who will show up to vote. Then in come the trolls about how your vote won't count, so don't show up. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (Tckfm)

158 Gotta put some summer sausage in the smoker.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (JUOKG)

159 I've yet to hear a "don't like Trump" reason that wouldn't apply to every outer borough new Yorker. My mother in law was right when she said I just felt he wasn't ok because of his way of speaking/taste.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (K32+9)

160 Talking to Judy Woodruff made him rub his genitals?!? Shoot him now.
Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:15 PM (FJYfm)


Somehow the idea of Judy Woodruff and a reaction in my man place just cannot be real.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (axyOa)

161 142 Yikes, the rain just started coming down in Noah's ark like amounts.

Maybe God is thinking the world needs a good bath.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (/3n5T)

IIRC, God promised to never again destroy the world with water.

Like with everything else, even with God, you have to read the fine print, because He didn't limit Himself to not trying again a second time with fire. Fire will bring a lasting purity though, no?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (5aFbR)

162 >>>Do you mean Clint Eastwood? Because it was Clint Eastwood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

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Sorry. Too lazy to look it up. That'll learn me.

Posted by: Now they tell me at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (q1Yqp)

163 Do Mitch McConnell's kids look like turtles?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (dynG0)

Dear Jeebus, did he breed?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (wAnMi)


Half Chinese, half turtle. A churtle.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (FJYfm)

164 120 James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)

1. The election is a year away. A poll today is beyond useless

2. Detroit will find 78K votes at 4am and put Whitmer over the top.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (GQ5VU)

165 The whole world is becoming a South Park episode. When I saw the KFC bust in New Zealand yesterday, all I could think about was the Colonel warning, "Don't fuck with me, Eric."
==
Ya canna fuck with the Colonel, he's the head of the pentaverite!!!

Posted by: Stuart McKenzie at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (U3Lai)

166 don't care what most of you think- most g-men are conservative and love america. like 90%.

Honest question, then - why haven't any one of them spoken up about the supposed rotten 10% if they are conservative and love America?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (2JVJo)

167 >>> James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)


I know how this story ends.

Posted by: Larry Elder at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (qQsNc)

168 158 It's funny. Republicans are making massive inroads in many places with voter registration. A lot of that is with people who will show up to vote. Then in come the trolls about how your vote won't count, so don't show up. Weird.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (Tckfm)

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Might as well vote. Gets me out of work for an hour once every couple of years.

Worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

169 Did I miss something or has Backwards Boy dropped off the blog?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (GQxzw)

170 I never knew that the FBI thinks that MAGA men dress like Home Depot lesbians.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (OQcPl)

171 >>145 Do Mitch McConnell's kids look like turtles?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (dynG0)

Dear Jeebus, did he breed?

He allegedly has three daughters with his first wife that divorced him and became a feminist prof at some university.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (dynG0)

172 163 >>>Do you mean Clint Eastwood? Because it was Clint Eastwood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

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Sorry. Too lazy to look it up. That'll learn me.
Posted by: Now they tell me at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (q1Yqp)

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Who could possibly forget that it was his second directorial effort?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

173 >>> Honest question, then - why haven't any one of them spoken up about the supposed rotten 10% if they are conservative and love America?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (2JVJo)


They're just really shy.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (qQsNc)

174 "Might as well vote. Gets me out of work for an hour once every couple of years.

Worth it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)"

And apparently writing your next book. Apparently.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (Tckfm)

175 Half Chinese, half turtle. A churtle.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (FJYfm)


so his sperm are spurtles? Like the kitchen tool?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021 02:24 PM (RoIW/)

176 Like with everything else, even with God, you have to read the fine print, because He didn't limit Himself to not trying again a second time with fire. Fire will bring a lasting purity though, no?
Posted by: Thrawn
____

He doesn't try.

He does.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 23, 2021 02:24 PM (lImFe)

177 175 And apparently writing your next book. Apparently.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (Tckfm)

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You should click the link in the nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

178 don't care what most of you think- most g-men are conservative and love america. like 90%.

Honest question, then - why haven't any one of them spoken up about the supposed rotten 10% if they are conservative and love America?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (2JVJo)

Pensions, fear of being ostracized, many are married to woke fem Karens--and have daughters of the same ilk.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

179 Did I miss something or has Backwards Boy dropped off the blog?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (GQxzw)



Haven't seen him in a while, honestly. Hope he's still coming to the MoMe next month......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

180 130 Joe Xiden,

The truth is that DC has a lot of closeted GOPe gays that work in the conservative media, GOP leaning interest group lobbyists, Capitol Hill as aides, GOP elected officials, and in Republican administrations as bureaucrats.

The Dems have gays in DC but they are mostly out if not an actual elected officeholder. Even in the early 80's, that was true in DC when I worked there which I suspect has become even more of the norm now.

Now, does that help matters?


Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (xunV5)

181 Craig is no bullshit. They are already trying to shut him down. It just made him more popular. Whitmer on the other hand is less popular then VD.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (Tckfm)

182 Pensions, fear of being ostracized, many are married to woke fem Karens--and have daughters of the same ilk.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)


IIRC, James Comey's wife was a Hillary supporter....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (PiwSw)

183 This sexy brunette with generous sideboob will join you on your break:
https://is.gd/07Q492
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (DCdYk)

She looks like she'd enjoy camping.
Let's go camping.
Check out my sleeping bag.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (axyOa)

184 182 Now, does that help matters?


Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (xunV5)

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Sounds to me like the women are a little starved for male attention...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

185 Miss Linda just wrote to say Chekov was sprawled, relaxing, on the living room floor when she arrived at my place. He ate the Royal Canin food she brought.

I told her, "Tell him he'll get a Bad Conduct Discharge unless he allows us to give him his medicine tonight."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:26 PM (/XOcP)

186 My first golf tournament on the High School golf team. First hole. The ball went straight up about ten feet, came down and rolled about 20 yards behind me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)


Had good backspin it.

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2021 02:26 PM (AmoqO)

187 >>> The whole world is becoming a South Park episode. When I saw the KFC bust in New Zealand yesterday, all I could think about was the Colonel warning, "Don't fuck with me, Eric."
==
Ya canna fuck with the Colonel, he's the head of the pentaverite!!!
Posted by: Stuart McKenzie at September 23, 2021 02:22 PM (U3Lai)


When I saw that I started thinking about becoming a chicken runner. Bootlegging fried chicken across the iron covid wall. I'd get a commonly seen car but highly modified for performance and keeping fried chicken delicious.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 23, 2021 02:26 PM (qQsNc)

188 Rain finally letting up, should go burn up some pine branches

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (2JoB8)

189 That was the best thing about Trump. He showed people for what they really are. It was like the scene in The Thing where Kurt Russell took the welding torch to the blood samples.
Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021 \

Or They Live, when Roddy Piper puts on the sunglasses.

Posted by: LASue at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

190
She looks like she'd enjoy camping.
Let's go camping.
Check out my sleeping bag.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (axyOa)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/TKJymx2KDWo

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

191 "Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 02:24 PM (Yt4Do)"

And you're the douchebag troll that needs to be lit on fire and put out by being beaten with a shovel.

You can come in here and peddle your bullshit. Keep at it, right up until the point someone's boot is on your neck.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (Tckfm)

192 Half Chinese, half turtle. A churtle.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2021

so his sperm are spurtles? Like the kitchen tool?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at September 23, 2021


***
"It's a spurtle, Myrtle!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (/XOcP)

193 120 James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)

Craig's police department allowed the windows at Cobo Hall to be blocked with cardboard on Election Day.
I'd like to hear his rationale for that. And maybe that he plans to do the same thing in his election against wHitler.

Posted by: Clutch at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (9UmRs)

194 Pensions, fear of being ostracized,
==
same reason most docs don't say much about the vaccine fiasco.

same reason none of us our out in the streets like the Aussies.

Posted by: Do you like being to eat and pay your debts? at September 23, 2021 02:27 PM (teNDc)

195 8 sure he saved the world but I don't really like how he assumed he had consent with that girl in Rio.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ZZK0E)

And half-stripping that gives in Thunderball

Something about wanting to get something off of her chest.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 23, 2021 02:28 PM (7a6fv)

196
Trying to remember if Bill Gates has ever _not_ worn a crew sweater.
It's his uniform like Jim Jordan and his blue yellow bit.
Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 02:02 PM (3byMq)


Not to mention his $10 haircut. Dood, you're one of the richest assholes in the world, get a decent barber.

Don't get me started on Ken Burns' bowl-cut.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2021 02:28 PM (n+4am)

197 David Frum talking to f'ing queer bait Matt Lewis who has every indication, by how far apart his eyes are, that his father f'ed a sister or a first cousin.

Yeah, Trump supporters are fat drug addicts that worship Trump in some homo erotic fashion. I'd give that pencil necked, stammering idiot "homo-erotic" when I slit his throat and f**k the wound.

Frum and Lewis need to get back in the closet where they belong.

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2021 02:28 PM (0jZnq)

198 Holy fuck. Matt Klewless has gone FULL TWINK.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 02:28 PM (b2Wda)

199 Craig's police department allowed the windows at Cobo Hall to be blocked with cardboard on Election Day.
I'd like to hear his rationale for that. And maybe that he plans to do the same thing in his election against wHitler.
Posted by: Clutch

Honestly, I would, just once in my miserable life, like to see our side cheat, so this isn't a deal breaker for me.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (GZ/yK)

200 Federal reserve notes, to be issued at the discretion of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System for the purpose of making advances to Federal reserve banks through the Federal reserve agents as hereinafter set forth and for no other purpose, are authorized. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System is authorized to issue digital versions of Federal reserve notes in addition to current physical Federal reserve notes. Further, the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, after consultation with the Secretary of the Treasury, is authorized to use distributed ledger technology for the creation, distribution and recordation of all transactions involving digital Federal reserve notes. The said notes shall be obligations of the United States and shall be considered legal tender and shall be receivable by all national and member banks and Federal reserve banks and for all taxes, customs, and other public dues. They shall be redeemed in lawful money on demand at the Treasury Department of the United States, in the city of Washington, District of Columbia, or at any Federal Reserve bank.

Well. Isn't that special

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (mdgQ7)

201 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (Tckfm)


It didn't help he was a plump little faerie. Then again, federal worker. Damn, IF we ever get a president again, can we please drug test all federal workers? Because that little shit has been doing way too many poppers.

"Blow dart! Tee-hee-hee" [swish].

BTW, TAC9ER makes an inexpensive and awesome little shovel that fits in a small carry case, perfect to carry with your bag of lime and picnic plastic in the trunk of your car.

You never know when the mood strikes for digging a hole in the middle of nowhere so you can enjoy a sandwich and a beer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (wAnMi)

202 And you're the douchebag troll that needs to be lit on fire and put out by being beaten with a shovel.
==
it is a subcategory of moby troll. The bitching troll. Ignore it.

Posted by: Troll encyclopedia salesman at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (7JPrm)

203 186 TJM,
If you were a single straight male in DC back in the day and could dance, you could write your own ticket. Dunno about today, haven't been back to DC in over a decade other than a layover at airport with no real wish to do so.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (xunV5)

204 Gotta put some summer sausage in the smoker.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 02:21 PM (JUOKG)
........

That's what I told her at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

205 @JacquiHeinrich 6m

NEW per @LucasFoxNews: The Pentagon says Kabir Aidi, aka Mustafa, was the ISIS-K "facilitator" killed in a U.S. drone strike who was "directly connected" to the suicide attack that killed 13 American troops - Aidi was involved in attack planning and magnetic IED production...
...and was also responsible for the attack on Kabul University on Nov. 2, 2020

Note: This is not the drone strike that killed 10 innocent people, including seven children in Kabul on Aug. 29

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (cF8AT)

206 I need a break, 9 hrs today
Posted by: Skip

You gettin' rain ?

Its coming down in buckets w/ thundah and lightening.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (arJlL)

207 Trying to remember if Bill Gates has ever _not_ worn a crew sweater.
It's his uniform like Jim Jordan and his blue yellow bit.
Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021


***
He lives in the Pacific Northwest; it's cool enough for that. If he came to Da Swamp, he'd die of heat exhaustion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (/XOcP)

208 Ten years ago, the "real man" movement was all the rage. Fruity little limp wrists were able to mock other men because they were the real men who took care of their wife (and this is important) NO MATTER WHAT.

Coincidentally, this is also a tenant of feminism.

Now weak men are screwing up feminism because they refuse to subsidize slutty, arrogant, self absorbed women who destroy everything they touch and have decided to go it alone.

I remember my grandpa always talking about how amazing his time in the Marine Corps. This is the cuck equivalent of that, reliving the good old days.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 02:30 PM (B0mGw)

209 Ellen Page. I thought there was something wrong with her when I watched "Inception" recently.

Oh yeah, every normal female wants to do "it" with a mousy little shit that had her tits cut off.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 02:31 PM (xopIz)

210 "Go for a walk and order the salmon...is there a universe where that makes sense? Or is it spy talk?"

It is my brother in law, the Hollywood ad-man, who, now that he is 60 (and hanging on by his fingernails until retirement, given his blond whiteness, his straightness, and his cis-ness) and has cholesterol issues, has suddenly discovered fish (which he famously hated all his life until now), and evangelizes salmon and a good walk or bike ride! ad nauseam

Posted by: barbarausa at September 23, 2021 02:31 PM (W7IZQ)

211 James Craig, former Detroit Police Chief, polling ahead of Whitmer in Michigan governors race in new Trafalgar poll. Bye, bye Bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Tckfm)


I said it before and I'll say it again - Whitmer is not going to lose.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

212 Be interesting to see what happens if there's a furlough. Does that mean being fired for being unvaxxed gets suspended? What am I saying - the personnel doing THAT work are essential

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 23, 2021 02:31 PM (8548M)

213 IIRC, James Comey's wife was a Hillary supporter....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 23, 2021 02:25 PM (PiwSw)

Yes, this seems to be a thing.
I don't mean to sound sexist, but there's no other way to put it: Many man, especially in certain circles--like government--seem to put a lot of stock in what their wives and daughters think. Now in the past, in the era of the strong silent type, this probably had ZERO impact on how such men operated, but now, it does.

Lots of people involved in the Russia hoax had wives who attended that pink Pussy Hat Jamboree after Trump's election.
It was a defining event, like Woodstock.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (mR6Gs)

214 Paulina, Patricia, Michelle, but there is no female version of Matthew...

Oh wait. Lewis.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (vN+oL)

215 Jorts...many, why'd it have to be jorts?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (eeRB6)

216 Well. Isn't that special
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (mdgQ7)

You'd be surprised how many people think the US Govt issues our money. Even fewer know that our currency is only a debt instrument between banks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (UuD2k)

217 It is my brother in law, the Hollywood ad-man, who, now that he is 60 (and hanging on by his fingernails until retirement, given his blond whiteness, his straightness, and his cis-ness) and has cholesterol issues, has suddenly discovered fish (which he famously hated all his life until now), and evangelizes salmon and a good walk or bike ride! ad nauseam
Posted by: barbarausa at September 23, 2021 02:31 PM (W7IZQ)

Fish Oil Omega supplements for the win

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (mR6Gs)

218 Is AOC trying to single-handedly prove that women don't belong in positions of power?

AOC appears to be crying on the House floor after she voted 'present' for funding to replenish Israel's Iron Dome Defense Systems

https://bit.ly/2W7xkfH

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)

219 If you were a single straight male in DC back in the day and could dance, you could write your own ticket. Dunno about today, haven't been back to DC in over a decade other than a layover at airport with no real wish to do so.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:29 PM (xunV5)


I took the DC job in part because the dancing scene here was good, but everything now requires masks and vaccination cards so fuck that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (jOcSX)

220 Great Ryan Long bit.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (fVJPF)

221 Hiya barbarausa !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (arJlL)

222 don't care what most of you think- most g-men are conservative and love america. like 90%.

**

Another moron pointed it out, but they are in a very statist way (I think that was the reference).

They are your countrymen right up to the point where they are instructed that you're their enemy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (HBEnm)

223
NEW per @LucasFoxNews: The Pentagon says Kabir Aidi, aka Mustafa, was the ISIS-K "facilitator" killed in a U.S. drone strike who was "directly connected" to the suicide attack that killed 13 American troops - Aidi was involved in attack planning and magnetic IED production...
...and was also responsible for the attack on Kabul University on Nov. 2, 2020

Posted by: Tami


Is this another fake scoop from fake reporter Jennifer Griffin?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (yKq5h)

224 The conservative case for ending covid AND climate change using Amish principles. Turn off the tv.

It is a stop the hammering thing. Psychosomatic trauma has no home here.

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (3byMq)

225 And you're the douchebag troll that needs to be lit on fire and put out by being beaten with a shovel.
==
it is a subcategory of moby troll. The bitching troll. Ignore it.
==
the low IQ version cf(211). Not worth anyone's time.

Posted by: Troll encyclopedia salesman at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (7JPrm)

226 Jorts...many, why'd it have to be jorts?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (eeRB6)



I still have a few pair and still wear them.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Might have found us a place to all go
https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2021/09/
tristan-da-cunha-is-most-remote.html

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 02:34 PM (2JoB8)

228 Frum looks like the guy at the country club that seems to always be in and around the locker room/showers. In other words, this guy looks teh gay.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:34 PM (dynG0)

229 I also thought the 'Peg the Patriarchy' might be a turn on for some men.

Not me, I know better, but some men

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:34 PM (eeRB6)

230 Judy Woodruff looks like she pegged a few in her time.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (u6xw0)

231 Lots of people involved in the Russia hoax had wives who attended that pink Pussy Hat Jamboree after Trump's election.
It was a defining event, like Woodstock.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (mR6Gs)


I keep saying that the right needs to realize that political opinions are not shifted by "facts and logic" but by tribal affiliations. People adopt the attitudes and beliefs of the group they associate, or wish to associate with.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (jOcSX)

232 The AMA Is Teaching Doctors Psychological Manipulation Tactics to Coerce the Unvaccinated

https://bit.ly/3lUBhxa

In the guide, the AMA instructs doctors on how to disinform the public using psychological and linguistic tools. This includes explicit instructions on which words to swap for other more narrative-affirming choices

Word swaps include changing "hospitalization rates" to "deaths," two terms that are not even remotely interchangeable

Swapping the term "Operation Warp Speed" for "standard process" is another rather egregious misdirection. The two are not interchangeable. In fact, they're diametrically opposed to one another.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (Do5/p)

233 >Thus, the FDA has almost completely shut down manufacture and sale of NAC just when people are finding it useful in fighting The Flu Manchu

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2021 02:07 PM (OYRRq)

FedGov is doing everything it can to keep cheap, safe, effective, off-patent treatments that could keep you out of the coof ward out of your hands. Ponder this on the Tree of Woe.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (cSs/W)

234 Jorts...many, why'd it have to be jorts?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:32 PM (eeRB6)

I still have a few pair and still wear them.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021


***
I thought "jorts" were those javelin-like lawn darts from the '50s?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (/XOcP)

235 fish oil is good, but my husband loves fresh fish day or night.
baby brother has a lifelong habit of having invented everything he's just heard about or started doing.
And he's just the kind of guy who wants to share!
for your own good!

Posted by: barbarausa at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (W7IZQ)

236 @Breaking911

BREAKING: The public information officer for the Town of Collierville, Tennessee says there is an active shooter at a Kroger grocery store.

'ACTIVE SHOOTER' AT TENN. GROCERY STORE:
- Multiple victims reported
- Medical helicopters on scene
- ATF responding
- High School locked-down

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (cF8AT)

237 I thought "jorts" were those javelin-like lawn darts from the '50s?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (/XOcP)

There is sadly little overlap between guys who wear jorts and guys who played jarts

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (eeRB6)

238 Ugh. Mannix's current conference call: Partner Warfare! We're nearly shouting at each other now and I'm trying to get a word in edgewise to try to actually solve the problem.

I need a drink.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (DCdYk)

239 has suddenly discovered fish (which he famously hated all his life until now), and evangelizes salmon and a good walk or bike ride! ad nauseam
Posted by: barbarausa

So a bicycle does need a fish after all?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (mD/uy)

240 I get my jorts frozen off by the dermatologist.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (v0R5T)

241 LOL. I mentioned before on the HQ that my doctor told me that I will be dead in six months.

I need to get a different doctor.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (xopIz)

242 hiya JT!

Posted by: barbarausa at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (W7IZQ)

243 246 Ugh. Mannix's current conference call: Partner Warfare! We're nearly shouting at each other now and I'm trying to get a word in edgewise to try to actually solve the problem.

I need a drink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (DCdYk)

=========

"This is because Partner X, four months ago, didn't do anything."
"Well, if Partner Y had noticed this problem three months ago, we wouldn't be in this situation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

244 Did I miss something or has Backwards Boy dropped off the blog?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (GQxzw)

--------

Think of him each time I use the term Progda to describe the Enemedia, which I believe he coined and I stole -- with his permission, of course.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Ss8Mj)

245 - ATF responding

**

Thank goodness they were on-site!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (HBEnm)

246 I still have a few pair and still wear them.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

*narrows eyes*

Let me see your badge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (eeRB6)

247 The fish needs the bicycle after all.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (xopIz)

248 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM

I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.

Posted by: Mel Horowitz at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Do5/p)

249
***
I thought "jorts" were those javelin-like lawn darts from the '50s?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (/XOcP)


Jarts.

They're banned.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Those aren't actually "stars". They are holes poked in the box so we can breathe.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (vivhj)

251 240 don't care what most of you think- most g-men are conservative and love america. like 90%.

They love getting a check. Most everyone follows their check. How many of them do you see moving to get a different check - because of what's going on now ?

My bet is none.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (Yt4Do)

And it's not part of their job, I believe, to be independent policy makers. They are paid to follow orders.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (fVJPF)

252 ACTIVE SHOOTER' AT TENN. GROCERY STORE:
- Multiple victims reported
- Medical helicopters on scene
- ATF responding
- High School locked-down
===
Narrative needs to be changed.

Posted by: bad news cycle at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (U3Lai)

253 mary poppins...

to answer your question, or more succinctly to add to another commenter, most g-men don't go out and get all willy nilly because of personal reasons- family, bills to pay etc.

and yes those reasons are chum in the water to some here. but wait! there's more.

those 10% of let's say "bad" feds are in various field offices and agencies around the country. it's not like they are all in dc, but many are. and here is the other problem- the us attorneys office who prosecutes federal laws. most of them are limp wristed and hard core libs. and then they get promoted to the federal bench, or sometimes the chief district judge will get a wild hair up his ass and appoint a magistrate judge that was a defense attorney. and you know most of them are not conservative.
so, it's a bit more complex this idea of everyone saying no and turning in said gun and badge.
perhaps...there are people in the system who are trying to fix and safeguard what still remains.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (Yrvu5)

254 256 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM

I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
Posted by: Mel Horowitz at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Do5/p)

========

I've got a killer smolder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

255 I keep saying that the right needs to realize that political opinions are not shifted by "facts and logic" but by tribal affiliations. People adopt the attitudes and beliefs of the group they associate, or wish to associate with.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 02:35 PM (jOcSX)

Exactly.

And "everyone" seems to want to associate with college-educated, virtue-signaling ,wine sipping status seekers, ALL of whom vote Democrat

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

256 I believe the actual suicide bomber had only recently been sprung from detention - at the Bagram detention facility. Dunno if, in our unbelievable midnight bug-out from Bagram, anything was done to maintain integrity of detention operations, but I don't see how.

Getting more into the A'stan book, it's pretty clear that the incompetence and avoidable error and lack of a learning curve - on the military side, no civilian factor other than drift and idiocy at the very highest political levels - were epic from the start.

But everything about Bagram, from how it was decided (insanely) to not be the last asset abandoned, to the actual way it was done, is insane. The other book I'm reading is about the collapse of France in 1940, mostly political side. But reading them in parallel and observing today's goings-on may have been an inspired choice.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (OTzUX)

257 225 Colorado Alex,
Sorry to hear that. What ruined DC for me was the increasingly pointless and intrusive security theater everywhere. With no family there in the area anymore, there is literally no reason to go back there.

The only way I would go back even temporarily is if I was paid for it.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (xunV5)

258
Even though summers come to an end, don't forget to wear sunscreen, so the person next to you doesn't get a sunburn. We might have to mandate this, and make it terms of your continued employment.

Because we dig making you peons grovel.

Posted by: Dr Frauci at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (dQvv7)

259 >>>Talking to Judy Woodruff made him rub his genitals?!? Shoot him now.

>Remember, his recent divorce must have taken a heavy toll. The man has needs and appetites, so whether it's Epstein or PBS, Bill's back on the market!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (stUc+)

260 >> I mentioned before on the HQ that my doctor told me that I will be dead in six months. I need to get a different doctor. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (xopIz)

You're depreciating. His fee structure should reflect that.

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (xK9An)

261 Tonypete, that's what his second wife has.
He is a fish on a bicycle (with a rainbow frame, for ally-ship)

Posted by: barbarausa at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (W7IZQ)

262 With physical dollars in a bank, there is due process, for whatever that is worth, if the IRS wants to seize your assets. With digital Fed dollars, the government owns the dollars and can just delete yours at will. Saving too much? We will make your dollars expire if you don't spend them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (mdgQ7)

263 Whoever pointed me in the direction of "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" by Le Guin yesterday, thank you very much.

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (mD/uy)

264
*narrows eyes*

Let me see your badge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (eeRB6)



Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think there'd be a time that my jean shorts lead people to think I was a federal agent.

I may try to figure out how to parley this new found opportunity.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

265 > ATF responding

Oh, shit. I hope Kroeger has fire insurance.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (UW2ZS)

266 "This is because Partner X, four months ago, didn't do anything."
"Well, if Partner Y had noticed this problem three months ago, we wouldn't be in this situation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
That's close. It's really "Partner A noticed Problem 1. Partner B, responsible for Problem 1, refused to address it because they misunderstood Partner A's (admittedly shitty) problem description. Partner A then found that Partner B already knew about and had solved the problem thanks to Partner C, but didn't put it together and tell Partner A. Now everyone is furious.

I am with Partner A.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (DCdYk)

267 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM


Just bring him to Texas and toss him in a ditch, the wild life will take care of it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (JUOKG)

268 264 Rhomboid, The mistresses for both Daladier and Reynaud were key players in that debacle along with the resistance against Leon Blum government--he was both Jewish and Socialist which was unforgiveable in France at that time even if he opposed that Man.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (xunV5)

269 Is the new troll really trying the 'fight me in real life, man' schtick?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (eeRB6)

270 I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
Posted by: Mel Horowitz at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Do5/p)


I understood this reference.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

271 > Remember, his recent divorce must have taken a heavy toll. The man has needs and appetites, so whether it's Epstein or PBS, Bill's back on the market!

Dude famously goes with his buddies to strip clubs, then invites the hookers dancers back to his place to "hang out."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (UW2ZS)

272 >>262 256 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine.

A similar video is going around with a very intense-looking young man who fantasizes about going door to door and clearing everyone with an e-meter.

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (xK9An)

273 >>ACTIVE SHOOTER' AT TENN. GROCERY STORE:

What color MAGA hat was the shooter wearing?

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (dynG0)

274 224 Is AOC trying to single-handedly prove that women don't belong in positions of power?

AOC appears to be crying on the House floor after she voted 'present' for funding to replenish Israel's Iron Dome Defense Systems

https://bit.ly/2W7xkfH
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)

Heart of iron and principles, that one.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (5aFbR)

275
Jarts.

They're banned.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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I bet we could make a set for the TXMoMe!

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (MVjcR)

276 And it's not part of their job, I believe, to be independent policy makers. They are paid to follow orders.

Then perhaps - in a free country of equal citizens - those who chose to pursue a career where they blindly follow the orders of government - against their neighbors - are not pursuing a noble profession.

Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (6U3DW)

277 279 Is the new troll really trying the 'fight me in real life, man' schtick?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (eeRB6)

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I'll never get to that point on the Internet.

Too snarky. And unserious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

278 "I've got a killer smolder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)"

This brings up an interesting point. So you think cannibals use a smoker? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (Tckfm)

279 Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think there'd be a time that my jean shorts lead people to think I was a federal agent.

I may try to figure out how to parley this new found opportunity.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Think of the potential job security, you get a government job, you're gold for life!

.....or so I've heard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (eeRB6)

280 Ugh. Mannix's current conference call: Partner Warfare! We're nearly shouting at each other now and I'm trying to get a word in edgewise to try to actually solve the problem.

I need a drink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (DCdYk)

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I'm a guy on the other team, and NOW I know why you're not listening to me -- because you're commenting here at the same time!

Of course, I'm not listening to you either ...

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (Ss8Mj)

281 279 MAE, my guess is that the 'troll' is actually a previous commenter under a new name. Fenelon would know.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (xunV5)

282 > I mentioned before on the HQ that my doctor told me that I will be dead in six months.

Sometimes patients need tough love. I tell noncompliant diabetics that it will knock 10 years off of their lives, and they will spend the 10 years before they die wishing they were dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Grand Poobah of the HACKS until someone more competent comes along at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (mdgQ7)

283 I'm old enough to remember when Newsom was in huge trouble, especially with Hispanics, because muh polls.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (cSs/W)

284 Whig,

I live in Stafford and have no intention of moving closer. Right now the job is full-time telework, so I don't even have to drive up to Arlington once a week like was planned. I figure I have until next May, when I'll be able to escape and find another job somewhere else.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (jOcSX)

285 Holy fuck. Matt Klewless has gone FULL TWINK.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 02:28 PM (b2Wda)


Doesn't the flow chart go Emo Boy > Twink? Don't think a reverse course is possible, or that there's a twink that's fuller than regular twink. Maybe there's something in Obama's memoirs...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (wAnMi)

286 Troll go bye-bye?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

287 Saving too much? We will make your dollars expire if you don't spend them.
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You better sit down. This is going to be hard to hear.

That's what the inflation is for.

Posted by: Master Planner at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (7jQy4)

288 I saw that Project Veritas video of the FDA guy fantasizing about going door to door and stabbing everyone with the vaccine. I just want him to know I have blowtorches, a shovel, lime and murder plastic.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021


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No need to form any conclusions about me based on this, but . . . what is "murder plastic"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (/XOcP)

289 >>Just bring him to Texas and toss him in a ditch, the wild life will take care of it. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (JUOKG)

That's Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that body in it is your body. What's that body doin' in Boss Kean's ditch?

Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (xK9An)

290 ---
I bet we could make a set for the TXMoMe!
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (MVjcR)


Someone attending might actually have a set of the originals somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

291 The whole "mostly good ham-and-eggers" bit is the mirror image of the old "if Comrade Stalin only knew" bit.

They're mostly bad people. Top to bottom. Some are mediocre. A very few are not bad. They're called "the janitors."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 02:43 PM (b2Wda)

292 For the record, I sorta love the name Noncompliant Diabetics.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:43 PM (HBEnm)

293 Love the top meme - all the memes with the jean shorts brigade have been great!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 02:43 PM (ewXOW)

294 MAE, my guess is that the 'troll' is actually a previous commenter under a new name. Fenelon would know.
Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (xunV5)

I don't think it's ScoggDog.
He knows most of us better than this new troll

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:43 PM (eeRB6)

295 296 The whole "mostly good ham-and-eggers" bit is the mirror image of the old "if Comrade Stalin only knew" bit.

They're mostly bad people. Top to bottom. Some are mediocre. A very few are not bad. They're called "the janitors."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 02:43 PM (b2Wda)

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If they're "good people" who willing and constantly turn their eyes away from bad behavior within their organization and from their leadership, are they actually "good people"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

296 A similar video is going around with a very intense-looking young man who fantasizes about going door to door and clearing everyone with an e-meter.
Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (xK9An)


We have got to get those 2 together.

On a helicopter ride.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (wAnMi)

297 This brings up an interesting point. So you think cannibals use a smoker? Asking for a friend.
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I would imagine it depends on what you are feeling peckish for . . . human tartar or barbequed ribs

Posted by: the galloping gourmet at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (1Bmu7)

298 Is the new troll really trying the 'fight me in real life, man' schtick?

Are you really ignoring the "Marcus T - just kill yourself or I will because I'm the biggest baddest Republican on this blog and I'll decide who can stay and who must go" schtick ?

Is telling the bully go fuck himself that alarming ?

Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (6U3DW)

299 The FBI is like most urban police forces - they love their paycheck and their union. They see America and Americans very differently than I do out here in flyover country. Unfortunately small town police forces are being corrupted as well, militarization, diversity, etc. Reminder, the police and Feds are government employees - they are not your friends

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (oWBc3)

300 291 Troll go bye-bye?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

Well, I still have your blog bookmarked, but I'd miss you here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (eeRB6)

301 Okay Frum now do stereotypes about other voting blocs. What are the people like where you get extremely one-sided democrat voting?

What? Not going to lump that voting bloc by a few quick pejoratives? Why not? No balls. No principles.

Posted by: turnout man at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (7CyhL)

302 286 And it's not part of their job, I believe, to be independent policy makers. They are paid to follow orders.

Then perhaps - in a free country of equal citizens - those who chose to pursue a career where they blindly follow the orders of government - against their neighbors - are not pursuing a noble profession.
Posted by: Fire Lake at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (6U3DW)
yeah neither of these comments are true. not even close. as a federal agent, you have wide discretion on many of the investigations you pursue. you also have one on one chats with the assistant us attorney about your case and its merits. we pay these guys to think. they aren't street cops, despite what you may think. most agent work is done behind a computer screen. and most want to go after bad guys- real bad guys like terrorists and murders and pederasts etc.
so leave the gestapo bullshit out of this. yeah, there are assholes who are feds. but there are everywhere.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (Yrvu5)

303 "A similar video is going around with a very intense-looking young man who fantasizes about going door to door and clearing everyone with an e-meter.
Posted by: ZOD at September 23, 2021 02:40 PM (xK9An)"

Look. If you show up in announced at my door, making it past the No Trespassing signs, carcasses hanging in trees, dogs, maybe a few m18's in the trees- who knows. You deserve what comes when you get duct taped into the wooden chair in my basement.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (Tckfm)

304 305 291 Troll go bye-bye?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

Well, I still have your blog bookmarked, but I'd miss you here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (eeRB6)

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I have never denied this charge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

305 I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
Posted by: Mel Horowitz at September 23, 2021

I understood this reference.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021


***
Never having seen that flick, I had to look it up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (/XOcP)

306 I'm old enough to remember when Newsom was in huge trouble, especially with Hispanics, because muh polls.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (cSs/W)


That's why we didn't mail them any ballots.

Posted by: DNC at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (v0R5T)

307 Yep whig it was quite the nasty (and catastrophic, in the end) s**t-show. Shirer's "Collapse of the Third Republic" is the book. Good catch-up for me on modern French political history.

But as noted, reading it alongside the A'stan book is oddly and discouragingly "harmonious", in a bad way.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (OTzUX)

308 Is AOC trying to single-handedly prove that women don't belong in positions of power?

Curtis Sliwa, NYC Republican candidate for NYC Mayor-the founder of the Guardian Angels- and the man who should be elected Mayor-and deserves to be elected for a number of reasons-one of which being he describes A O-C to mean "All Out Crazy" which is both funny and true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (jalt3)

309
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I have never denied this charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (LvTSG)



I understood this reference.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

310 He knows most of us better than this new troll
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also the new troll is probably a little below the bell curve IQ wise. Not that those mentioned were genius types but they were prolly over 100.

Posted by: Troll encyclopedia salesman at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (U3Lai)

311 >>No need to form any conclusions about me based on this, but . . . what is "murder plastic"?


I assume that's a "Dexter" show reference where the guy would wrap a room as well as his victime in plastic so that there was absolutely no trace of anything?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (ewXOW)

312 Bet the chooter at Kroger's is doing a Curly Howard gets sworn in thing what with the mandatory clap, clap, clap-clap-clap requirement in between the 'fuck joe biden' chants wearing his trump won shirt and brand new MAGA hat.

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (3byMq)

313 Unfortunately small town police forces are being corrupted as well, militarization, diversity, etc. Reminder, the police and Feds are government employees - they are not your friends
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:44 PM (oWBc3)

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Most (all?) local law enforcement agencies have employees who are dual-sworn with the ATF and other agencies.

I'm guessing those free federal dollars come with strings attached.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (HBEnm)

314 289 Matt K Lewis had to be cut out from the 8mm NC-17 cut Directors Cut.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 02:41 PM (U8ElM)

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Heh. Although rumor is that he'll be the lead in the Eyes Wide Shut sequel, Eyes Wide Apart.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (Ss8Mj)

315 316 I assume that's a "Dexter" show reference where the guy would wrap a room as well as his victime in plastic so that there was absolutely no trace of anything?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (ewXOW)

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That show was dumb, but sort of entertaining.

I honestly should use it as an example of why I don't watch that much television anymore. Dozens of hours for meh entertainment. Not really worth it in hindsight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

316 >>he describes A O-C to mean "All Out Crazy" which is both funny and true.




OMG, that is perfection!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (ewXOW)

317 So where are these honest FBI agents? Are they too stupid to see their own Agency was engaged in a coup?

Here's our options: 1 too stupid to be in LE or 2 in on it.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (L9P9s)

318 Have you seen these prices!
Tenn grocery store shooter

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (CYnTg)

319 Yep whig it was quite the nasty (and catastrophic, in the end) s**t-show. Shirer's "Collapse of the Third Republic" is the book. Good catch-up for me on modern French political history.

But as noted, reading it alongside the A'stan book is oddly and discouragingly "harmonious", in a bad way.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:45 PM (OTzUX)

*purchased*

Thankee, missed that book in my collection

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (eeRB6)

320 Wolfus - Lethal Weapon 2, thug hesitates after getting yelled at by head bad guy "uh just making sure I'm not standing on plastic". Forensic Files is a godsend.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (oWBc3)

321 I assume that's a "Dexter" show reference . . .
Posted by: Lizzy

Worst.Ending.Ever

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (mD/uy)

322 I assume that's a "Dexter" show reference where the guy would wrap a room as well as his victime in plastic so that there was absolutely no trace of anything?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (ewXOW)


There sure were a lot of serial killers in Miami, weren't there?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

323


'

Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (AmoqO)

324 No need to form any conclusions about me based on this, but . . . what is "murder plastic"?
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I assume that's a "Dexter" show reference where the guy would wrap a room as well as his victime in plastic so that there was absolutely no trace of anything?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021


***
Sort of like laminating your vax card?

Might be hard to get that entire corpse into the machine, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (/XOcP)

325 Someone attending might actually have a set of the originals somewhere.


Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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Perhaps we can incorporate them into the gauntlet setup for the first-timers!

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (MVjcR)

326 289 Colorado Alex,
Smart , glad you do not have a long commute.

Back in the day, I lived on Capitol Hill several blocks behind the Supreme Court in a house divided into grubby apartments. That neighborhood was pretty seedy at that time as well as the city itself.

It was nice though to go to the Library of Congress on a regular basis though. At that time, you could get a stacks pass to actually go do a shelf by shelf inspection of similar books that you could never find via card catalog due to the time it took. The Shakespeare plays at Folger Library were an additional bonus.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (xunV5)

327 >>That show was dumb, but sort of entertaining.

Yeah, only watched a few episodes. Weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (ewXOW)

328 and most want to go after bad guys- real bad guys like terrorists and murders and pederasts etc.
so leave the gestapo bullshit out of this. yeah, there are assholes who are feds. but there are everywhere.

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Then why aren't they speaking out about their organization? And yeah, there are assholes everywhere, but most cannot wreck your life with just an investigation.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (sX1BW)

329 No need to form any conclusions about me based on this, but . . . what is "murder plastic"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (/XOcP)


When a sudden mess threatens your picnic. It's always good to have a sturdy drop cloth/tarp to contain the spills and splatters. That ketchup can get everywhere, and you don't want it staining your clothes. Then once it's all nice and wrapped up, you can transport the mess to someplace where it's easily disposed of.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:49 PM (wAnMi)

330 Most (all?) local law enforcement agencies have employees who are dual-sworn with the ATF and other agencies.

I'm guessing those free federal dollars come with strings attached.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:46 PM (HBEnm)

some do. they have to sworn in by the us marshals service as deputy us marshals for a specific reason and time frame. usually, there are two chief reasons:
1. working on a joint task force
2. helping with arresting lots of perps. see operation falcon as a reference (this is taking a few days to help the marshals round up active felony warrants).

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:49 PM (Yrvu5)

331 Dexter coming back. They didn't turn him into a black woman so that's something...

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:49 PM (CYnTg)

332 There sure were a lot of serial killers in Miami, weren't there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

And a lot of them sure wanted to bang Dexter.
Bleh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:49 PM (eeRB6)

333 Is AOC trying to single-handedly prove that women don't belong in positions of power?

She is getting help from NYS governor - all of those unvaxxed health care workers thrown to the streets? Kathy Hochul, truly representing the people of NY, is working with the State Department to replace the outcasts with foreigners.

Party First! America Last!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (+LCoQ)

334 332 There sure were a lot of serial killers in Miami, weren't there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

And a lot of them sure wanted to bang Dexter.
Bleh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:49 PM (eeRB6)

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I knew there was a weird subtext to the John Lithgow season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

335 I liked the concept of a serial killer that targeted other serial killers

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (CYnTg)

336 --------
Perhaps we can incorporate them into the gauntlet setup for the first-timers!
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (MVjcR)



I'm seeing some REAL possibilities here.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:38 PM (Yrvu5)

Thanks for the response.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (2JVJo)

338 If it was a Haitian in a MAGA hat the media will be so spun.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (v0R5T)

339 Worst.Ending.Ever
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:48 PM (mD/uy)

The serial poisoner telling the little kid 'do you want to go get some ice cream'....serious cringe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (eeRB6)

340 335 I liked the concept of a serial killer that targeted other serial killers
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (CYnTg)

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"What if we made it into a soap opera?"

"DO IT!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

341 And a lot of them sure wanted to bang Dexter.
Bleh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

OH! Maybe I should rethink what I thought of John Lithgow.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (mD/uy)

342 I honestly should use it as an example of why I don't watch that much television anymore. Dozens of hours for meh entertainment. Not really worth it in hindsight.
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I started watching Grimm. Seems okay so far. about 10 episodes in. Kinda like the goofy watchmaker werewolf character.

Posted by: i like a good hero's journey tale at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (tY5yS)

343 The main site for recruiting at a (hugely) successful SEC football school is peppered with "meet me at x and we will settle this" posts on Saturdays. As someone noted earlier today, the entire country is a bunch of third graders.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (oWBc3)

344 Jeebus effing McGillicutty one other word.

Federal "judge" in FL strikes down part of FL anti-"sanctuary" law because ..... she says motivations of groups supporting the law are "racist".

Yeah yeah appeals process.

But this sort of complete, lawless idiocy should not be even an occasional occurrence. THIS is how dumbed down America, and its "institutions" are. Beyond recognition, and likely beyond repair.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (OTzUX)

345 I knew there was a weird subtext to the John Lithgow season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

Ok, maybe not his brother or John Lithgow...but there was some weird energy with Jimmy Smits too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (eeRB6)

346 342 I honestly should use it as an example of why I don't watch that much television anymore. Dozens of hours for meh entertainment. Not really worth it in hindsight.
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I started watching Grimm. Seems okay so far. about 10 episodes in. Kinda like the goofy watchmaker werewolf character.
Posted by: i like a good hero's journey tale at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (tY5yS)

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I bought a ten hour movie recently (The Human Condition). I need to find the time for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

347 They are your countrymen right up to the point where they are instructed that you're their enemy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:33 PM (HBEnm)


And this is also true for IRS agents and junior level economists with the FDA

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (ssx3L)

348 I'm old enough to remember when Gruesome, Avenasty and the Grandma Slayer in New York were serious Democrat Party candidates for president.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (BRpqW)

349 This place is scary at times, isn't it TheJamesMadison?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (mD/uy)

350 What if we made it into a soap opera?"

"DO IT!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

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Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at September 23, 2021 02:53 PM (TlLUD)

351 349 This place is scary at times, isn't it TheJamesMadison?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (mD/uy)

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Can't feel fear through the snark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

352 As someone noted earlier today, the entire country is a bunch of third graders.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks

IS NOT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:53 PM (mD/uy)

353 Most of us are down the line patriots... Not like me. I bashed my wife's skull open at a sodomy party. I'm a bad guy.

The rest of my team, and our SAC... they're the good guys. The rock-ribbed conservatives who fabricated a kidnapping plot so they could poison the well against a Republican candidate in a Presidential election.

Posted by: Special Agent Trask at September 23, 2021 02:53 PM (b2Wda)

354 I bought a ten hour movie recently (The Human Condition). I need to find the time for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
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Sounds like a it will fit into seven segments of approximately 90 minutes...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (DCdYk)

355 312 rhomboid, I do not know whether your books covered the farce that existed at the cabinet meeting just before the Germans went into France where literally Reynaud, Daladier, and Gamelin pointed their fingers at each other and threatened to resign. One of the few heroes of that whole sordid time period was former minister of government Georges Mandel.

The sad thing was that many of the French cabinet wanted to drag England down to defeat as well by demanding the RAF and English troops be destroyed. The French airforce was like the dog in the Holmes story Silver Blaze. They did nothing despite having more aircraft at the time of surrender than when the war started.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (xunV5)

356 That's the " because Desantis" clause, it's right next to the " because Trump" in the law books

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (CYnTg)

357 As someone noted earlier today, the entire country is a bunch of third graders.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks



I'm rubber and you're glue.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

358 What if we made it into a soap opera?"
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Oh that reminds me. So a couple of weeks ago ND only streamed their game on the PEACOCK app. It prolly was NBC's call. You had to pay 5 buck a month to sign up but you could cancel after the game. Anyway, the commercials you were treated to were for a soap opera. Days of our lives or something. Anywoo, the commercial included two shirtless dudes tongue kissing, and some little fay in full drag being confronted by his mother or something. Weird shi+ for daytime tv.

Posted by: i like a good hero's journey tale at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (7Cdv+)

359 FDA guy should know buzzards have to eat too

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (2JoB8)

360 Biden banning BP from using horses. Has that fuck ever been to South Texas?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (oWBc3)

361 I started watching Grimm. Seems okay so far. about 10 episodes in. Kinda like the goofy watchmaker werewolf character.
Posted by: i like a good hero's journey tale at September 23, 2021 02:51 PM (tY5yS)


I watched that for a while. I won't spoil it for you, but suffice it to say I stopped watching after a certain season.

PS The police captain was sexy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

362
This is a good time to mention a tip on Highway Safety.

Are your sideview mirrors adjusted properly? If you have "blind spots" with vehicles and objects beside your car, probably not.

If you can see the side of your own car in your mirrors, your mirrors are not adjusted outward enough. In fact, they need to move outward quite a bit more. Doing so will eliminate any "blind spots."

Also, I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (yKq5h)

363 354 Sounds like a it will fit into seven segments of approximately 90 minutes...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (DCdYk)

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I think it's technically six movies, essentially three two-part films. The Soviet War and Peace is technically four movies that end up going a little over 7 hours, but is considered one movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

364 Lewis is 47 years old and appears to have eschewed the barber and taken to coloring his hair. Frum (age 61) is looking seedy. I'm recalling a Garry Shandling joke which begins with him asking the crowd, "Do you notice your dad gets grosser every year?"

Posted by: Art Deco at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (1BrBu)

365 @BillFOXLA

NEW: The migrant camp underneath the bridge in Del Rio is rapidly being cleared. Heavy equipment is tearing down the makeshift structures, all migrants are now crowded under the bridge, and the open dirt areas are being completely cleared out. Probably around 3,000 left.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yf3q626o

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (cF8AT)

366 Biden banning BP from using horses. Has that fuck ever been to South Texas?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (oWBc3)
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They get to use expensive and louder ATVs now, I guess. Buy some Bombardier stock...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (DCdYk)

367 That show was dumb, but sort of entertaining.
I honestly should use it as an example of why I don't watch that much television anymore. Dozens of hours for meh entertainment. Not really worth it in hindsight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)


The last TV show I ever watched was X-Files. That and Brisco County Jr. that started the same year but sadly got cancelled. There's always some show people swear I need to watch, and I just won't even give it a shot. 1) I hate every damned place that has them (HBO, Netfux, etc.) and 2) the last thing I need is to start to get hooked on some show only to inevitably have it let me down after too much time invested. Life is too short, I'll watch an old show I already love, or do something constructive/creative.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (wAnMi)

368 Biden banning BP from using horses. Has that fuck ever been to South Texas?

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At this point, I'm pinning all blame on Abbott.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (sX1BW)

369 Also, I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (yKq5h)

You chasing tail again, Sooth?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (eeRB6)

370 Matty's hair stylist went out of business last year. That's why no haircut. He really misses the lavender/peach mini-facials he used to get with the haircut, so he is paralyzed with indecision trying to decide on a new hair stylist. Either that, or he hasn't announced his transition, yet. I'm guessing.

And btw, get out and have the salmon is a stupid thing to say, and I don't need to watch the tweet to know it's so. What would benefit both is to get up off their *sses and come work on the farm for a month. Build some muscle, lose some fat, raise their abysmal T levels. Get off the malignant interweb and stop twitting. Then they wouldn't need to cosplay Karen.

Posted by: Flyover at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (Rbu5d)

371 Also, I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Truth be told, they probably don't go ape over it either.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (mD/uy)

372
Also, I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:55 PM (yKq5h)



You should stop. Seek help. Options are available.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Why does British Petroleum need horses?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

374 But this sort of complete, lawless idiocy should not be even an occasional occurrence. THIS is how dumbed down America, and its "institutions" are. Beyond recognition, and likely beyond repair.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM

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Wow, that is certainly some interesting judicial reasoning. By interesting I mean, nucking futs.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (TlLUD)

375 353 Most of us are down the line patriots... Not like me. I bashed my wife's skull open at a sodomy party. I'm a bad guy.

The rest of my team, and our SAC... they're the good guys. The rock-ribbed conservatives who fabricated a kidnapping plot so they could poison the well against a Republican candidate in a Presidential election.
Posted by: Special Agent Trask at September 23, 2021 02:53 PM (b2Wda)

yeah see my point about the 10%. it happens. i have a friend who was a new secret service agent whose very first arrest was...a secret service agent. for check fraud, one of their core investigative statutes. go figure.
we make a mistake and lose credibility when we paint entire organizations as retarded and full of corrupt shitbirds.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:57 PM (Yrvu5)

376 Why does God need a Starship?

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:57 PM (CYnTg)

377 376 Why does God need a Starship?
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:57 PM (CYnTg)

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To get past the Great Barrier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

378 Biden banning BP from using horses. Has that fuck ever been to South Texas?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:54 PM (oWBc3)


Of course he won't give a flying rat's ass when one of them gets killed in a roll over. Unless that roll over takes out some illegals. I'm so sick of having a retarded vegetable running the country, aided and abetted by other retarded vegetables.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (wAnMi)

379 373 even Norm MacDonald would have passed on that.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (oWBc3)

380 Daily.Mail- Multiple people injured in mass shooting at a Kroger store

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

381 376 Why does God need a Starship?

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:57 PM (CYnTg)

He likes the fine Corinthian leather?

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (ufFY8)

382 we make a mistake and lose credibility when we paint entire organizations as retarded and full of corrupt shitbirds.

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Credibility is also lost when "mistakes" are not held to any account.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

383 >>> 240 @Breaking911

BREAKING: The public information officer for the Town of Collierville, Tennessee says there is an active shooter at a Kroger grocery store.

'ACTIVE SHOOTER' AT TENN. GROCERY STORE:
- Multiple victims reported
- Medical helicopters on scene
- ATF responding
- High School locked-down

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 02:36 PM (cF8AT)

"Well they'd better make sure all those people are vaccinated before treating them!!" - psycho Karens and the little Mengeles they slobber over

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (ACi07)

384 I'm recalling a Garry Shandling joke which begins with him asking the crowd, "Do you notice your dad gets grosser every year?"
==
Don Rickles would make the same point, except about your mother.

Posted by: comedy has declined at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (7Cdv+)

385 Has there been a thread about Australia decending into "Martial Law". Latest videos I've seen show a boat load of "cops", but they are looking military to me. They can't have that many cops in Melbourne?

Posted by: Paladin at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (7qvpm)

386 >>>Biden banning BP from using horses. Has that fuck ever been to South Texas?

>Sounds like an ideal time and a perfect opportunity to run down these unruly foreigners with quad bikes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (stUc+)

387
That was a valuable car safety tip.

But you want to focus on fucking monkeys.
You guys are the ones who need help. And don't call me when a chimp is tearing your face off.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (yKq5h)

388 Credibility is also lost when "mistakes" are not held to any account.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (sX1BW)

can't argue with that.

and on that note, i'm out. later all.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who can't sleep at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (Yrvu5)

389 MAE, you are probably right re troll id. Fenelon is the one that keeps up with his various incarnations. Schtick seemed familiar though as well as the combativeness--prove me wrong type.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (xunV5)

390 No need to form any conclusions about me based on this, but . . . what is "murder plastic"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 02:42 PM (/XOcP)


I suspect heavy duty Visqueene or contractors' bags, but that is not environmentally friendly since it doesn't decompose and can act as a moisture barrier.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (ssx3L)

391 it would appear that at least one of the editors @ Twitchy peruse the HQ, and, specifically the ONT.

i saw the Gorka tweet on Kurt Schlicter's twatter feed, forwarded it to MisHum, who used it. next thing you know, it's on Twitchy, even though it was tweeted a few days ago, and now Ace has it on a day walker thread..

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (gVCVQ)

392 Of course he won't give a flying rat's ass when one of them gets killed in a roll over. Unless that roll over takes out some illegals. I'm so sick of having a retarded vegetable running the country, aided and abetted by other retarded vegetables.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 23, 2021 02:58 PM (wAnMi)

Well, you know, Beau died in a rollover too.

Posted by: Joey Paste Eater at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

393 They will replaces the horse with ATVs and the big guy will get his 10% kickback. Easy.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (CYnTg)

394 Soy low T wimps need to redefine masculinity to fit themselves in or have the sadz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

395 I started watching Grimm. Seems okay so far. about 10 episodes in. Kinda like the goofy watchmaker werewolf character.
Posted by: i like a good hero's journey tale at September 23, 2021


***
Grimm was entertaining; I never got to see it from the beginning though. I think it was the brainchild of one of the writers or producers on Angel with David Boreanaz. It had the same trademarks, a peculiar secret dark magic universe within ours, touches of humor, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2021 03:00 PM (/XOcP)

396 For the ladies:
https://tinyurl.com/xphexep6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2021 02:00 PM (csEWM)

Ver' nice.
Perfectly tailored suit on a handsome man.

Posted by: Flyover at September 23, 2021 03:00 PM (Rbu5d)

397 You guys are the ones who need help. And don't call me when a chimp is tearing your face off.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (yKq5h)


I'm just spit-balling here, but I'm guessing the chimp won't want to rip my face off if I'm not fucking it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Government organizations are by definition drones, ; shitbirds and retards are the results.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 23, 2021 03:01 PM (oWBc3)

399
Chimps need no reason to maul and eviscerate you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2021 03:01 PM (yKq5h)

400 I have doubts that original pictures of the horsemen were doing what Leftists said they were doing, but now that fable has taken hold and that what I think is a fake story has further implications.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 03:01 PM (2JoB8)

401 >>> 245 - ATF responding
**
Thank goodness they were on-site!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 23, 2021 02:37 PM (HBEnm)

Yeah, how tf *are* they "responding"? or does that just mean they're asking for more funding?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2021 03:02 PM (ACi07)

402 I bought a ten hour movie recently (The Human Condition). I need to find the time for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)


**fistbump**

Posted by: Erich von Stroheim at September 23, 2021 03:02 PM (2JVJo)

403 No horses? Bear traps then.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2021 03:02 PM (v0R5T)

404 Grimm was entertaining; I never got to see it from the beginning though.
==
Free on Prime now.

Posted by: FWIW at September 23, 2021 03:02 PM (7JPrm)

405 268 Whoever pointed me in the direction of "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" by Le Guin yesterday, thank you very much.

Wow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2021 02:39 PM (mD/uy)

Thanks for the tip. I'll go read it.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2021 03:03 PM (fVJPF)

406 I'm just spit-balling here, but I'm guessing the chimp won't want to rip my face off if I'm not fucking it.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)


Chimps ALWAYS want to rip your face off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2021 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

407 I bought a ten hour movie recently (The Human Condition). I need to find the time for that.

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Good Lord is there any way to waste more time? ..... Oh looky another comment for me to snark on .....

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 03:03 PM (sX1BW)

408 Wait, why would ATF be at the scene?

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 03:03 PM (CYnTg)

409 402 I bought a ten hour movie recently (The Human Condition). I need to find the time for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

**fistbump**
Posted by: Erich von Stroheim at September 23, 2021 03:02 PM (2JVJo)

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9 hours is greedy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

410 Ha! Spiderman meme!

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (NUalg)

411 50 >>Sideboob is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Underboob and Long Bows!
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 02:03 PM (pXhbm)

----------------------------------

I was watching an episode of Voyager recently, where two Ferengi are passing themselves off as gods. They had three female attendants wearing barely-there outfits, one of which was showing an extraordinary amount of underboob. I'm surprised that ever made it onto TV.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (CAJOC)

412 "but now that fable has taken hold and that what I think is a fake story has further implications."

The solution is to mock them. They want us on the defensive. Just point and laugh. Release the memes.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (B0mGw)

413 I have doubts that original pictures of the horsemen were doing what Leftists said they were doing, but now that fable has taken hold and that what I think is a fake story has further implications.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2021 03:01 PM


I think everyone is missing the point here. The "photos" and the angst are meant to distract from the actual fvcking border crisis.


Now the left can frame it as humanitarian and joe biden is going to ride to the rescue and stop those evil border patrol agents from whipping those black people. It's literally a win-win for the administration. They can show compassion while ignoring the actual border crisis. Classic lefty playbook stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (JUOKG)

414 Wait, why would ATF be at the scene?

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To arrest the FBI guy?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (sX1BW)

415 Wagnerian!

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2021 03:04 PM (NUalg)

416 two Ferengi are passing themselves off as gods. They had three female attendants wearing barely-there outfits, one of which was showing an extraordinary amount of underboob. I'm surprised that ever made it onto TV.
---
*feverishly googles ferengi underboob*

Posted by: sexually frustrated bill gates at September 23, 2021 03:05 PM (mBivr)

417 Cops help toddler who got her head stuck in a railing.

https://youtu.be/vDF357Rnm7Q

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2021 03:05 PM (UW2ZS)

418 Wait, why would ATF be at the scene?

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 03:03 PM


Most likely it's one of their plants who they got to shoot up the place and they need to get ahead of the messaging.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 23, 2021 03:05 PM (JUOKG)

419 408 Wait, why would ATF be at the scene?
----------------
They are in charge of arson.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2021 03:05 PM (8Sqzu)

420 >>I have doubts that original pictures of the horsemen were doing what Leftists said they were doing,


They should have been unloading their guns on them.

This is nothing short of an invasion and the only way to stop it is to pile up some bodies on the border.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2021 03:06 PM (pXhbm)

421 Classic lefty playbook stuff.

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Can only be done with a very compliant media. Tough to combat, but must be done. Trump would have mocked them at a press conference. "Whips? Have you ever ridden a horse? ..."

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 03:06 PM (sX1BW)

422 Rep. Thomas Massie was the only R to vote no on the funding bill for Israel's Iron Dome.

Apparently, he's against ALL foreign aid.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2021 03:06 PM (cF8AT)

423 368 Biden banning BP from using horses. Has that fuck ever been to South Texas?

------------------

At this point, I'm pinning all blame on Abbott.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at September 23, 2021 02:56 PM (sX1BW)

-------------------------

Me too. Asshole wouldn't even tell me who's on first!

Posted by: Lou C. at September 23, 2021 03:06 PM (CAJOC)

424 I'm just spit-balling here, but I'm guessing the chimp won't want to rip my face off if I'm not fucking it.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 23, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Chimps ALWAYS want to rip your face off.
===
If you would, just once, show a little consideration and let ME finish FIRST, maybe not.

Posted by: the chimp at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (teNDc)

425 Nood AOC

Sadly, not literal

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (eeRB6)

426 Has there been a thread about Australia decending into "Martial Law". Latest videos I've seen show a boat load of "cops", but they are looking military to me. They can't have that many cops in Melbourne?
Posted by: Paladin at September 23, 2021 02:59 PM (7qvpm)


I think it was reported that they were anti-terrorism army troops. You know, the ones you bring out because people are insulting the premiere and not wearing masks and leaving the 5 km area they are restricted to because two people died yesterday in Queensland

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (ssx3L)

427 77...Fucking boomers, goddamn traitors. ...
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 23, 2021 02:08 PM (ZZK0E)

You new here, son?

Posted by: Flyover at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (Rbu5d)

428 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (9vQJW)

429 I have doubts that original pictures of the horsemen were doing what Leftists said they were doing,


They should have been unloading their guns on them.

This is nothing short of an invasion and the only way to stop it is to pile up some bodies on the border.
Posted by: garrett


Welcome to the dark side. It's been lonely over here.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (OCTRt)

430 Holy crow. Mannix suggested I make trilogy out my masterpiece, "The Transaction."

But I think a single ten hour epic might be the way to go. A singular vision that won't bow to commercial concerns about ticket sales and merchandising.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (b2Wda)

431 Wait, why would ATF be at the scene?

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2021 03:03 PM


Most likely it's one of their plants who they got to shoot up the place and they need to get ahead of the messaging.
==
I rate this as true.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (U3Lai)

432 321 I assume that's a "Dexter" show reference . . .
Posted by: Lizzy

Worst.Ending.Ever


oh? did dee dee manage to destroy the laboratory?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 23, 2021 03:08 PM (v3pYe)

433 Do Mitch McConnell's kids look like turtles?
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:19 PM (dynG0)

Dear Jeebus, did he breed?

He allegedly has three daughters with his first wife that divorced him and became a feminist prof at some university.
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 23, 2021 02:23 PM (dynG0)

first time ever she got real dick was when she got to uni...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 23, 2021 03:10 PM (8D42x)

434 Nood. AOC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2021 03:12 PM (a3Q+t)

435 Welcome to the dark side. It's been lonely over here.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2021 03:07 PM (OCTRt)

I used to just object to the illegals, because my paternal grandfather was a legal immigrant, and my maternal grandparents.

But now I'm just kinda like "nah, we've got enough foreigners as it is."

Sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (b2Wda)

436 Matt K Lewis was Barry's procured Barry's Hotdogs for White House Parties.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 03:14 PM (7/1Wu)

437 Matt K Lewis knows the entire DC tunnel system by heart.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (7/1Wu)

438 Matt K Lewis knows the entire DC tunnel system by heart.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 23, 2021 03:16 PM (7/1Wu)

"Heart?"

Is that what the kids are calling buttholes these days?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2021 03:17 PM (b2Wda)

439 >> wtf is going on here?

Brokeback Mountain. Journalist edition.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at September 23, 2021 03:28 PM (uWF4x)

440 Why is that men wearing buns and lacking spines, chins, and brains think they are like the men who stormed Omaha Beach.

They are the NAMBLA men.

Posted by: Harry at September 23, 2021 06:05 PM (EcD5Y)

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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