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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Enrico Donati
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 22, 2021 08:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JoJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (ezH4j)
>>>Specifically I was banned for suggesting that Comrade Dan Andrews - Premier of Victoria - should resign or be thrown into a volcano, whichever works.
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Frank William Abagnale Jr. at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: dantesed at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SJbY/)
Lots if weird crp seen on that show, that look like this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk)
This lady gets it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Bob Ross at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (cPRnX)
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ned Reid at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (iTaVT)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (6Je/Q)
Nice colors though. Sure beats ......yuh.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (8/7sc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr)
They need to make donut-hole eclairs.
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (QZ/dC)
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (6Je/Q)
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr)
_________
Kolaches >>> Eclairs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (++Qs0)
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (6Je/Q)
I don't think I can take it....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2021 08:36 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hunter B. at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021
***
I got that reference!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (/U27+)
Ask that asshole CBD...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (45fpk)
Do you think the artist knew what he was going to paint when he started? That this image was in his mind fully formed? Or did he change it, modify it as he went along?
I think it is fascinating.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (/U27+)
Ask that asshole CBD...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Q9lwr)
That Guy!!! You believe that guy???
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Q9lwr)
=========
Is he that guy on the ottoman?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr)
angel creme donuts are better anyway
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:39 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ixnay with the questionsay.
You're going to get us nekkid guysay on the Ottomansay.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (VJsqe)
******
(From the archives)
On Abstract Art - a limerick
There once was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (o2MD2)
If you disagree you are a pastry supreisist and prolly a racist, not to mention taste bud deaf and full of shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)
_______
*backs out of thread slowly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: kraken at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Eclairs start out with such promise, but ultimately they disappoint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr)
angel creme donuts are better anyway
Posted by: Kris
Powdered Bavarian Creme FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (7bRMQ)
I was thinking more along the lines of "Technicolor Yawn", but yeah, it could have come out the other end.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Jerry (It's Liquid Gold) Nadler at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)
From King Pin Donuts on Durant Avenue in Berkeley. At 2:00am. Hot out of the oil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (G1+S9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)
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I love apple fritters. They are the best. I also love maple. My goal is to one day find a maple fritter with that maple donut frosting. THEN I can die happy.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R)
I wondered about that. It reminded me of some abstract surrealism, but the textures reminded me of some German Expressionist work about WWI.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Supergenious at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)
You know who else enjoyed apple fritters with his coffee... probably.
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
. . . and just stands there.
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk)
I was thinking more along the lines of "Technicolor Yawn", but yeah, it could have come out the other end.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R)
Woof!
Posted by: Puppy who ate a pack of Crayolas 30 minutes ago at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (KcBMA)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (yQpMk)
I'm getting a couple of library books about Rembrandt today. Then maybe look at some Frank Frazetta works. They will be colorful AND make sense.
Posted by: JTB at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Enrico Donati at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: 496
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (Y+l9t)
Funny.
I don't see any pastries in it.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021
***
"King of Clarity"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Supergenious at September 22, 2021 08:43 AM (3D/fK)
Best description yet.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (SJbY/)
You need deep focus.
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Q9lwr)
RANT
SO when you bring donut to the office just bring glazed! Well ok, 2 out of 12 can be chocolate glazed. Just go look in 10 minutes. At least 6 of the glazed are gone. If you bring in 6 glazed and 6 mixed. There, staring at you like the runt of the litter are the 6 mixed. Yeah someone will come get the blueberry and then the plain cake. But that funky multi topping is gonna sit there until someone gets a plate, cuts off a chunk and Mics it to make it taste better.
/rant
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (KcBMA)
https://tinyurl.com/s6xuupu7
Look at the individual county occupancy rates by hovering over the individual counties on the map net the bottom of the link.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Supergenious at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)
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For when you absolutely have to eat all your day's calories at once!
The Maltby Diner in Maltby WA made sticky buns the size of wheelbarrow wheels. They were good too - I was afraid they'd be dry or crusty... nope. Fantastic. I wonder if they're still in business.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: m at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (SJbY/)
This is the definition of "nailed it."
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021
***
That fits the painting better. But is that what "eclair" means in French, "lightning"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (nLt7h)
Posted by: 496
There is a donut shop in Sherman, Tx that no joke, makes an apple fritter the size of a 10" dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)
**********
Apple fritters would be included in my last meal.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)
nothing like 1350 calories of dough and sugar in your gut to get the body moving
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)
Hoity toity places do them with rolled up croissants and then they overcook the pastry and a crunchy eclair is awful.
And then there are places that just cannot make custard. A lot of times they taste like rolled up wet newspaper. So, yeah, eclairs ultimately disappoint.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO)
How else could he have gotten to be such a disgusting lardass as to be considered art?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO)
Probably. Hitler had a notorious sweet tooth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (ezH4j)
Yes. Those are the shizzznit.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (BFigT)
nothing like 1350 calories of dough and sugar in your gut to get the body moving
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)
And induce shitting.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oddbob
******
**shifty eyes**
**shuffles paper with stick-legged hand-turkey under stack of other papers**
**whistles innocently**
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Paladin at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (7qvpm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
==
I like to imagine CBD goes Art shopping and when he sees something out of the ordinary he thinks "oh, I wonder what amusements my little hordelings will make out of this"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (BFigT)
No
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (UuD2k)
/rant
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021
***
When I lived in Denver, at one job it was a rotating tradition for someone to bring in pastry on a Friday morning. I got clever and ordered a king cake shipped from Da Swamp. People looked at it kind of askance. "What's the green stuff down there?" "Food coloring on sugar. Trust me, it's not mold."
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (ezH4j)
This morning we had about a dozen hummingbirds flitting around a large flowering bush in the garden. Never seen so many around at one time.
We're making up some sugar water for the hanging feeders so they have plenty of food.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021
And induce shitting.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021
***
Well, something got moving at least.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Kris at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (OyyDO)
Also kills the peanut allergic office members so more for you next time.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)
They are getting read to fly to Mexico on the backs of Canadian Geese.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (UuD2k)
Not sure why, but that comment made me think of this....again.....not sure why.
https://tinyurl.com/37p8z9z9
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0)
OOOhh we have one of those. the lady is like the soup nazi. Next! Wha chu wa ? Next !
Doughnuts are damn good tho.
Posted by: Border Sheriff at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:50 AM (ezH4j)
Rolled up wet newspaper.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (oEn12)
"
ALL of ours disappeared on September 1st this year.
Prior to that, all three feeders were under constant usage by them.
Almost as if they have begun their migration south unusually early this year.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:48 AM (mbFEM)
++++
You have described the perfect donut. Boston Creme: the only good thing to come out of Boston after the Revolution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/39xcu39h
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 22, 2021 08:38 AM
A most cromulent Weird Al reference.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:52 AM (oEn12)
cannoli >>>> gun >>>>cream puff >>>> eclair
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (nLt7h)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (8nD9v)
https://tinyurl.com/37p8z9z9
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021
***
You know, I think I once built a model of that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (8nD9v)
The Fresh Hell is piping hot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)
I thought lightning is "foudre," but I may be wrong. That may be thunder.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (ezH4j)
That's why its called Dunkin now.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (O/2Wz)
Which would make sense.
Still don't like it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (8nD9v)
++++
Kairos is upon us.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: zombie JFK at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (UHVv4)
***
You know, I think I once built a model of that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP)
It was iconic back in the day, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (/U27+)
There once was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM (Xwt96)
==================
Art unattractive enough to drive away guests but provokes brilliance is worth it!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (jdrrD)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (ezH4j)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (Q9lwr)
Nadler is King of Thunder Pants
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:55 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (DCdYk)
I walk into my local Dunkies they look at me and go large hot coffee cream and sugar and two Boston Creme's, right?
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (mbFEM)
The Fresh Hell is piping hot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2021 08:54 AM (yQpMk)
I expected as much... I see biden is back up on Rasmussen.... I guess it's because he's doing such a bang up job on the border
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (8nD9v)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 22, 2021 08:53 AM (ezH4j)
The margins are better for coffee.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:51 AM (gmo/4)
Most often referred to by its common name: tequila suuuu...surprise!
Posted by: Boswell at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (5iUNf)
Which would make sense. "
Is Thunder Shart no longer a thing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (3D/fK)
This painting represents my inner emotional state upon waking up in the morning before my first cup of coffee.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (dztPJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (axyOa)
My Italian granny made 'em the old-fashioned way, forming the home-made shells around cut-off pieces of broomstick. Riccotta and bits of chocolate for the filling. Also, the traditional Italian lemon and powdered sugar kind. Great stuff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)
I hope to be able to un-see that eventually.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)
Dang.. Now I want a donut.. Do they make low carb ones ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (8nD9v)
The margins are better for coffee.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (Q9lwr)
========
Add a five cent squirt of caramel flavoring and charge an extra $3.
Coffee should be drunk black to remind one of one's failings as a man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (gmo/4)
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 08:40 AM
*considers*
Makes more sense than the painting. Two thumbs up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (m+jkK)
Oof! Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/QzOs4PX7UMs
Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (ABbCw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Border Sheriff at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 08:56 AM (vuisn)
++++
After the success of "Grease" in 1978, there was a marked increase in weather-related helicopter deaths. Upon further investigation of the intermittent phenomenon, NTSB investigators determined that the spike was due to people deliberately flying into thunderstorms armed with cans of aerosol vegetable oil so as to produce "greased lightning." The spike had tapered dramatically by 1982 and 1983 marked the first full year of reversion to the historical mean. The NTSB concluded its investigation in 1993, with the report being released in 1997.
Posted by: Fake History, Fourth Edition at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (DCdYk)
It's worse than Starbucks imo. That at least I can doctor with enough half & half.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (gmo/4)
My Italian granny made 'em the old-fashioned way, forming the home-made shells around cut-off pieces of broomstick. Riccotta and bits of chocolate for the filling. Also, the traditional Italian lemon and powdered sugar kind. Great stuff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Sounds awesome.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (Bmy3R)
Looks like S. American Mardi Gras dancer.
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: lizabth at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM
I'd replace with fresh, hot cider donuts, but yes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:00 AM (m+jkK)
It's worse than Starbucks imo. That at least I can doctor with enough half & half.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)[
Heretic!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)
Truth!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (KcBMA)
Posted by: Mille Bornes at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (KLJ0l)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (VJsqe)
In his new book, The Bidens: Inside the First Familys Fifty-Year Rise to Power,
Politico reporter Ben Schreckinger says that evidence points to Hunter Bidens laptop being legit.
What is NO FUCK Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)
They are ubiquitous in Italian bakeries around here, and they mostly suck, because people like your grandmother aren't making them fresh.
A good cannoli is spectacular, and a bad one is a horrible disappointment that ruins entire weeks.
There is a bakery in NYC Little Italy that, shockingly, makes great ones. I have no idea how that happened, because most other things in Little Italy are touristy crap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (Q9lwr)
The doughnut has a name. Call it by its name.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (nLt7h)
Posted by: klaftern at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (8nD9v)
Yes, and not only that, they have no calories on Wednesdays!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:02 AM (7bRMQ)
So what you're saying is it wasn't worth saying until you could make money off of it?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (Q9lwr)
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Yes indeed. I have friend who's parents do a Christmas Eve party every year. The husband makes the shells, the wife makes the filling, and together they make magic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (vuisn)
The doughnut has a name. Call it by its name.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 09:01 AM (nLt7h)
Cruller Clowns From Outer Space!
Posted by: Archer at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 08:58 AM (8nD9v)
Yes, and not only that, they have no calories on Wednesdays!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt
If you eat them with your eyes closed, you don't see the carbs, so they don't count.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)
https://tinyurl.com/ynr6mnhk
Posted by: rhennigantx
It has ...character.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 08:59 AM (oEn12)
I am unaware of anything worse than Starbucks coffee, including metastatic brain cancer and Ebola.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (/1l9x)
So what you're saying is it wasn't worth saying until you could make money off of it?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (B0mGw)
And Biden was safely installed. Win-win!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (KbCG3)
I walk into my local Dunkies they look at me and go large hot coffee cream and sugar and two Boston Creme's, right?
Posted by: blaster
The put "Kick Me" on my coffee cup. Probably some MAGA type with balls, testosterone, and stuff!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 22, 2021 09:05 AM (vGJY7)
*****
I read it as meaning 'flash', like a flash of lightning or flair.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (Xwt96)
They obviously think they can finagle their black woman Big Tech compromised vice president through the backdoor. And Harris loves the back door.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (KcBMA)
Back when we *had* an office. Now my living room is my office.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (Bmy3R)
Here....hold these
*Hands CBD day old underwear*
Posted by: Jo-Jo Biden , President Select at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (DCdYk)
Fresh! That's the only way to eat them.
Now I want one, and may have to learn how to make them.
Hey...Guy Smiley...do you have your grandmother's recipe?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (Y+l9t)
See, that's what I said!
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Rbu5d)
They obviously think they can finagle their black woman Big Tech compromised vice president through the backdoor. And Harris loves the back door.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:06 AM (B0mGw)
In the vagin' be divine,
But with Harris, in the pooper be super.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Agreed. I'll take gas station coffee every time.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)
You can market anything as plant based alternative to progressives, they'll fall for anything cause they's stupid....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:03 AM (DCdYk)
That sounds kinda... backwards.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (B0mGw)
I do miss the office though. We're a very small company and we all got along great. Many of us had been together for well over a decade and were old friends. It wasn't the typical office situation, which I am well-familiar with and which I def would not miss!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (hSOPX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Bmy3R)
Worst coffee ever. That's why the have to put all that crap in it to make it drinkable.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (vuisn)
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Heh. Sort of, but he's a second-to-none baker and she's one helluva cook.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (DCdYk)
What? I was talking metaphorical. Sheesh, Sponge.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (B0mGw)
I thought it was more of a 'liquor in the front, poker in the rear' kind of thing......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc)
I hope to be able to un-see that eventually.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021
***
Has it had the Urolift procedure?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (vuisn)
Yeah, it's insert Tab A into Slot B....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)
Diner nearbyhas cinnamon rolls the size of dinner plates, and 5" high. De-lish. Not that I would eat one, being all keto-ized and all. Nope. Not me...
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:08 AM (3D/fK)
Gassing up for the trip south?
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (AwYPR)
But, he NAILED Eurogames and was just sort of silly with American-games (which looks like something from Games Workshop? a British company).
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (DpkTQ)
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15.
Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby?
Everyone else: Wut?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (nfrXX)
I would get that way working from home and then I would walk around outside while on a conference call, wake up 15 minutes before work started or put on a movie while working to make the time pass.
But I do get what you're saying. COVID had us cloistered in our office and our group got a lot closer.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:11 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (Xwt96)
++++
I'm just going to leave this here.
https://youtu.be/jgYbogp1Ha0?t=8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2021 09:09 AM (hSOPX)
Ah yes...that wonderful greasy, sticky slurry of powdered sugar and congealed frying fat, with the lovely addition of stale, dense barely cooked dough.
It sticks to your teeth and you can taste it for hours.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw)
People are starting to push back against the "Due to Covid we're working at home, and I apologize in advance that I can't transfer your call, but if you have a pen handy..."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:04 AM (3D/fK)
Dunkies had a campaign talking about their plant based stuff - yes it included plant based sausage and stuff, but also the donuts.
The campaign starred Snoop Dogg. He was all like "it's plant based!" and there were some green kinda weedy looking backgrounds. It was funny.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (TdMsT)
Seattle's Best tastes like the best of the nasty brews from Starbucks.
Dunkin Donuts is bland.
Horton's is...ok.
Honestly if you are going to go get coffee why not try a local coffee shop or dinner?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 22, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0)
YT Korean pastry shop tours. Incredible.
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (Rbu5d)
Agreed. I'll take gas station coffee every time.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021
***
I'll skip the Starcluck's too. On the road to and from Birmingham, I made a point of stopping at the Love's Travel Centers along I-59. Clean bathrooms, no face diaper nonsense for customers, everything laid out the same way in all the locations so you can find stuff, and good coffee. And their gas was about .10/gal. cheaper than in B'ham proper or in Da Swamp.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (/XOcP)
It sticks to your teeth and you can taste it for hours.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
People say you can't taste the printed word.
People are wrong.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (OCTRt)
Don't forget their plant based alternative coffee!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc)
Imagine the balls of getting the Bush-Cheney band back together no less than a month after that disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (amkqu)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc)
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And Trump has backed her challenger, no?
Forget Cheney and challenger - let's see a debate between W and Trump! Put it on pay-per-view and you'd make a mint.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (VJsqe)
At work, the office responsible for religious exemptions informed me that they are working on a process and will get back to me when they have it figured out. Reminder: if I were to decide to get the shot (I won't but they don't know that), I would have at most less than four weeks to start the process. Wonder how fast they're going to be processing the exemptions.
Also, thx to all for good wishes on the interview. I generally interview very well, and I actually don't want this position anyway (long story on why I decided to take it if offered. I've thought it all out), so I'm not too concerned.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (8548M)
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw)
In the rear.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I mean at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (VTfbZ)
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15.
Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby?
Everyone else: Wut?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021
***
I warned them to look for that. As far as I remember, I got it, so it would have been my turn next. Before that happened, though, I got laid off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joetato at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (ezH4j)
We think they failed because they got a lot of Americans killed and money wasted for nothing.
They think they succeeded because they got elected and paid off their clients.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: I mean at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (VTfbZ)
Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan bit about lobsters and butter.
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (amkqu)
People are wrong.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:13 AM (OCTRt)
++++
And also haven't quickly wolfed down paper that might be incriminating...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (DCdYk)
Do they mean flour? Because flour is plant based. Wheat is a plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (sYY3p)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (vuisn)
Remember when American politicians had real debates about real issues that weren't scripted.
Oh wait, we are supposed to hate Lincoln again, and I'm guessing Douglas has been on the hate list for a long time.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:17 AM (DpkTQ)
And Krispy Kreme donuts on a rack at the grocery store -- or worse, a gas station convenience store -- are missing the whole point of Krispy Kremes.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:17 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (sYY3p)
It was found in the pool!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2021 09:17 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Joetato at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (ezH4j)
Ok, where do the people with gluten allergies come in here?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (DpkTQ)
Eight months since President Biden was sworn into office, the anticipation of a tone change and 'return to normalcy' has utterly disappeared. The man I once considered a friend and confidante has morphed into a feckless and unreliable leader I no longer recognize. He gives all the signs of stubborn cantankerous naivete, surrounded by idiotic sycophants anyone who has spent more than fifteen minutes around politics should easily recognize as the worst type of corrupt bureaucrats.
Biden's policies have broken with his rhetoric of unity to create more division and distrust. Inflation has exploded. Americans are paying more at the pump and the grocery and soon for their kids' holiday toys. The schools are supposed to be reopened, but in-person learning is inconsistent and can be pulled away with the speed of a positive test. The vaccine booster shots, which Biden promised at the beginning of the month, ran into a brick wall of FDA policy. New government mandates are testing the limits of executive power.
Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (vuisn)
++++
What a vivid description.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (DCdYk)
Gotta get them when the 'HOT' light is lit!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:16 AM (OCTRt)
Yes, donuts are pretty much all plant based. But the thing about the campaign was Snoop Dogg. and weed. It was funny.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (mbFEM)
I don't like Europeans much, except for the hot French lady that hit on me on the airplane. I liked her.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (/hXfz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (AytXr)
Did anyone believe that was a thing? Biden ran on a platform of mollifying China, paying off his clients, and sticking it to heritage Americans and members of the productive class.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (DpkTQ)
Finally someone tried a piece. It was gone by 9:15.
Wolfus: Who got the plastic baby?
Everyone else: Wut?
Posted by: Oddbob
Gambino's Bakery.
gambinos.com
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:18 AM
Not as funny as watching Martha Stewart cook with him.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (m+jkK)
Is this about Trump?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (m+jkK)
So would this painting style be a precursor to the drippy guys like Pollack, or the "pour" art of today?
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (Rbu5d)
What's a king cake?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
_______
Less fabulous than a queen cake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (oEn12)
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$22.50 (thanks bidenflation), same as in town.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Oddbob
The "Hot" lamp is lit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (OCTRt)
----------------------
Don't blame me. You're the one with all of the dirty pictures!
Posted by: just the punchline at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (UHVv4)
King cake is an amazing part of the Mardi Gras season. It's like Carnival in cake form. They basically dump all kinds of good cake stuff on a bread and then smother it in icing.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (OQ2r3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:21 AM
Damn it, I forgot to adjust for inflation.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (m+jkK)
The Department of Homeland Security is releasing some Haitians into the United States, despite repeated claims that they would be immediately expelled from the US, as the Biden administration scrambles to address the massive migrant encampment under the Del Rio International Bridge in Texas.
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 22, 2021 09:10 AM (8/7sc)
Imagine the balls of getting the Bush-Cheney band back together no less than a month after that disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:14 AM (KbCG3)
Please clap!
Posted by: Jeb!, An Inbred Tool at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:20 AM (oEn12)
A delicious cake from Louisiana.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (DpkTQ)
The Department of Homeland Security is releasing some Haitians into the United States, despite repeated claims that they would be immediately expelled from the US, as the Biden administration scrambles to address the massive migrant encampment under the Del Rio International Bridge in Texas.
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo)
"some"
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96)
I enjoy an Entenmann's chocolate donut.
Something about the waxy chocolate coating that seems fused to the donut rather than coating it is appealing to me.
It harkens back to the Sweet Sixteen mini chocolate donuts of my youth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (6wRbb)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw)
Don't forget the Baby!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (/1l9x)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: David French at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (DpkTQ)
Dead baby Jesus in the cake disturbs me. Most places don't do that anymore because people don't know you're not supposed to eat the plastic baby, apparently.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (B0mGw)
Ironically, Giant bought the chain, and now the GIANT donuts are no more.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:24 AM (mbFEM)
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo)
"some"
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (mbFEM)
"Some" means less than all, and at least one Haitian died in custody, so we judge the CNN post as True
Posted by: "Fact Checkers" at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (amkqu)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)
And they will discover later this week that it will feed a Hatian family of five.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (uCLWI)
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When I was discharged from the service, at a post in the northern climes, I drove for eight hours to reach Atlanta, and just south the next morning, had a spectacular breakfast at a mom & pop that very specifically included grits.
It was the end of years of deprivation. If that seems like a small thing, I still recall it *cough* *cough* decades on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:25 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw)
pokee
Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (O/2Wz)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (G1+S9)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (amkqu)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 08:45 AM (OCTRt)
called the Tank, right ??
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:26 AM (uCLWI)
There was some German dessert like that, that was banned in the US for a while because of idiots eating the toy inside - kinder eggs or something like that?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:12 AM (B0mGw)
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Poker? You brought her, you poker!
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (VJsqe)
with extra m's
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (yFOIQ)
Everyone else: Wut?
Posted by: Oddbob
We called it "Baby Jesus", Nawlins being a rather Catholic city, y'all.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96)
I thought it looked like a big dog eating the ass of a large, bent-over woman, but maybe I should have said SARS virus instead
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (amkqu)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ)
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Kinder, yeah. Kinder eggs have a little toy in them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (k4dH2)
Yup.
When stationed in Italy, we would mail them back to friends in the states.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:28 AM (amkqu)
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Embrace the power of and, Wally. It's a dog biting the ass of a large, bent over woman and the dog then gets a new, mutated form of COVID via the fecal-oral route...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (DCdYk)
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223
called the Tank, right ??
Posted by: REDACTED
Momo's Donuts. Mmmmmmm.
Maple bacon donuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (OCTRt)
45 in Rassy
I am mystified by this kind of stuff.
Everyone knows what Biden represents. So, baked into the cake you are getting inflation, illegals, and overseas embarrassment. The people that like him don't care.
The people that don't care about this stuff...don't like him.
Honestly, I presume that it is an all an OP anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Xwt96)
Hello Planet, can you show us on this teddy bear where the SARS virus injected its spike protein into you?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (O/2Wz)
Lithuania tells citizens to throw out Chinese phones over censorship concerns
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 09:29 AM (UHVv4)
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It would be faster and easier to list countries that do a *worse* job of defending domestic interests than the United States...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (4I/2K)
My kids loved.them. And being as smart as the German kids, didnt eat the friggin toy.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (FZYNt)
45 in Rassy
I am mystified by this kind of stuff.
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The power of a mounted Border Patrolman rangling an illegal Haitian on Wine Moms is stunning.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (NsE9F)
Stuff is good.
And their iced coffee is excellent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:15 AM (3D/fK)
Oh, YES. we love Biggby's!
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Rbu5d)
Yup.
When stationed in Italy, we would mail them back to friends in the states.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice.
At one point in our nation's history, we used to let stupid people die. Weeded out the incomps.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (OCTRt)
King cake is an amazing part of the Mardi Gras season. It's like Carnival in cake form. They basically dump all kinds of good cake stuff on a bread and then smother it in icing.
Posted by: squid_hunt
Even has a prize inside! Sorta. Usually a little plastic baby that turns up in one of the slices/portions. I forget what the tradition for the lucky person who finds it is...
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: banana Dream
*****
Drill, Baby, Drill!!
Posted by: Spike Protein, piercing the planet's crust at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (FZYNt)
Every Wednesday is LSD Wednesday for Dyslexic Mitt Romney
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (amkqu)
Posted by: rickb223
Lulu's Cafe and Bakery San Antonio - 3lbs Cinnamon Roll.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 22, 2021 09:30 AM (FZYNt)
Whiskey Wednesday.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (axyOa)
You get to buy the next cake.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:31 AM (OUMaO)
They're supposed to buy the next cake is what I heard.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 22, 2021 09:32 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Hunter Biden - Artist at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Brother Tim
They have to buy next year's King Cake.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)
*****
He who gets the baby buys the next King Cake.
Posted by: Spike Protein at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Hunter Biden - Artist at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (BFigT)
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It's not the middle class buying the abstract art.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (CYnTg)
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible"
Posted by: andycanuck
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Aw, c'mon man! Only a prejudiced xenophobe would think like that.
Posted by: Joey at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (GBHAb)
if you found a ring, you got a free dinner for 4
Mrs. REDACTED found one once
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Hunter Biden - Artist at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (BFigT)
And by "you rubes" he means foreign governments laundering their bribes to President Grandpa Simpson
Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (amkqu)
Posted by: rickb223
It still happens, it's just a jackpot for the family now.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:34 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (CqHIp)
Posted by: steevy
As long as we don't get those f'n glass lined thermos bottles. WTF thought it was a good idea to give children breakable, glass lined thermos bottles?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (OCTRt)
Kinda like a bonus for raising stupid, useless kids.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (VwHCD)
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible"
__________
Good luck finding phones not made in China. Better get some string and tin cans and prepare to make your own.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg)
"Our recommendation is to not buy new Chinese phones, and to get rid of those already purchased as fast as reasonably possible"
Posted by: andycanuck
So Lithuania has no cell phones?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: steevy
Nah the ones they sell here have dumb toys
The original ones had really clever "assemble it yourself" ones
It was like a mini ikea in an egg
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (OCTRt)
I can't tell you how many of those things I broke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
Garages booking one week out and rental cars not available for several days. WTH?
If I were unemployed none of this would matter because I'd be getting paid to stay home.
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg)
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De Blasio to repeal passport rule by the end of the day, I imagine.
Leftists don't cross BLM.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (pNxlR)
Picture your life before cell phones. Then compare to now. Is it improved?
Any society that as a whole dumps cell phones would be better in my opinion.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: klaftern at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (taPSh)
The current US version is NOT the original, with the toy encased in the edible egg.
The US still considers it to be a hazard for the short bus folk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: rickb223
there was CFS place in Tom Ball with that size CFS
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (uCLWI)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (CYnTg)
I donated a pallet of bricks in Biden's name.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (B0mGw)
Garages booking one week out and rental cars not available for several days. WTH?
___
Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop.
No rentals to be had.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (lImFe)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg)
- - - - - - - -
Is it too much to ask to Antifa counter-protest this? Pass the popcorn.
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (prSvo)
not sure about shortage of MECHANICS but parts are HARD to find
I just had a simple thing needed fixing on my car and I had to wait a week and a half just for the part! so the garages have cars (like mine) sitting around waiting for parts
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (DCdYk)
It still happens, it's just a jackpot for the family now.
Posted by: Brother Tim
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: The George Floyd family at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (CYnTg)
Any society that as a whole dumps cell phones would be better in my opinion.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
Well. When kbdabear and Joe Mannix (not the cop) post...ummm... interesting links, i can see them right away.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (axyOa)
Nah the ones they sell here have dumb toys
The original ones had really clever "assemble it yourself" ones
It was like a mini ikea in an egg
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12)
If kids had not nearly always swallowed the extra fastener, the ban never would have happened
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
Cell phones were a definite improvement. Smart phones are a social step backwards.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (lImFe)
*****
He who gets the baby buys the next King Cake.
Posted by: Spike Protein at September 22, 2021 09:33 AM (Xwt96)
Oh. I thought you buried the figure in your front yard to help you find lost things.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:40 AM (4I/2K)
But remember the exquisite anticipation as you waited for a jpeg to load in 2001.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (B0mGw)
Masks on, cultists.
Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
They were really great at keeping coffee warm all morning. I had an hour drive into work, and then I wanted coffee. None at work so my wife bought me one and I could fill it up with fresh coffee at home and it was piping hot hours later. However if you weren't very careful it became an effective means to deliver glass shards to your digestive system. It's one drawback.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (O/2Wz)
Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop.
No rentals to be had.
Posted by: SMH
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Heh. No problem, he can use mine.
[proffers keys]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: The Freddy Grey Family at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (3D/fK)
https://tinyurl.com/5289mshk
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
At least 2 a year.
Every year.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt)
Any society that as a whole dumps cell phones would be better in my opinion.
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Concur. I really don't like being surveilled 24/7/365 and having to pay for it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Powdered Lace Wigs at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (GHdXS)
We wholly endorse the concept of King Cakes.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:35 AM (OCTRt)
I can't tell you how many of those things I broke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
My mom bought an all-stainless steel thermos for me, finally. I still have it.
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (Rbu5d)
And yet, in my job, there's no way to dump my cell phone. I don't like it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Pretty sure that is the St. Anthony figure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (L47aO)
Libs are now saying minimum wage should not be just $15, it should be $26. I say it should be $100 MILLION-BILLION AN HOUR.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 22, 2021 09:43 AM (3D/fK)
I just had a simple thing needed fixing on my car and I had to wait a week and a half just for the part! so the garages have cars (like mine) sitting around waiting for parts
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (j9HX3)
This. Same deal in harley land. I couldn't even get tires for this one dude, and batteries started becoming an issue. A lot of things I tried to order is back ordered. The machine shop who does our cylinders is freaking out because he can't get parts to do what he does.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg)
They need more mansions. Once they get their money, the opposition will disappear. Maybe they'll even have some rapper do a video. "Yo, I'm black, check my stacks, go get ya vaxx! Yeaaaaah, son! Talkin' 'bout dat needle bee-yitch."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (sxX7H)
Posted by: Joey Damp Britches at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (B0mGw)
Oh. I thought you buried the figure in your front yard to help you find lost things.
Posted by: Count de Monet
You're thinking of dousing rods
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223
there was CFS place in Tom Ball with that size CFS
Posted by: REDACTED at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (uCLWI)
Mel's Country Cafe in Tomball www.melscountrycafe.com
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
At least 2 a year.
Every year.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt)
Oh you were good with them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (VwHCD)
There is some weird magic that some places do with chicken fried steak where a 4 inch diameter piece of steak comes with a 10 inch diameter coat of breading.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
As a young 2nd lieutenant in Germany mumble mumble years ago, the supply clerk scored me a new thermous. It is an insulated steel thing. Took it everywhere and i have it today. It would keep coffee war all dzy. One of the better things from the army.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa)
Garages booking one week out and rental cars not available for several days. WTH?
___
Hub is going to be out of work for a week and a half while the truck is in the shop.
No rentals to be had.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (lImFe)
Here, too. Car parts and rentals are scarce.
Posted by: Flyover at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (Rbu5d)
Cell phones were a definite improvement. Smart phones are a social step backwards.
Posted by: Oddbob
^^^^ This.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:41 AM (axyOa)
Don't know if it's still happening, but around here a few years ago, renting a car for the week-end was a thang.
Posted by: BignJames at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Berserker
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That's boring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (S1hrL)
My experience with project housing is that they go from brand new and pristine dwellings to hell holes in about three years.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (B0mGw)
**
The shutdowns were supposed to take care of all you pesky small businesses, but noooo, you stupid Americans have that "fighting spirit" and "independence" and all of that other crap that isn't in our best interest.
You probably don't even care that we're all in this together.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (5lbKt)
Talked to garage owner friend of mine, he's three weeks out. He said people are really worried about the economy more then it is about car and parts availability. They're taking car of the car they have, it might have to last them a long time.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (ZTqLB)
No rentals to be had.
Posted by: SMH
Here, too. Car parts and rentals are scarce.
Posted by: Flyover
The supply chain is broken.
Part of those 56 container ships off the port of Long Beach.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (B0mGw)
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BLM is apparently allowed to protest any time, any place, anywhere. We are not.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (O+I8R)
really! (link in sig)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (B0mGw)
You probably don't even care that we're all in this together.
As one frog in the pot had said to another frog, again and again, from time immemorial
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Oddbob
Smart phones + dumb people = apocalypse
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 09:48 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Berserker
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That's boring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4)
He may stroke out.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2021 09:47 AM (O+I8R)
They call that "equity," don't they?
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (S1hrL)
"BLM is going to NYC to protest the vaccine passports.So sweet."
I donated a pallet of bricks in Biden's name.
Posted by: squid_hunt
From Biden with loving memory of Corn Pop.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: grammie winger
No; and thankfully, I don't smell it, either.
Hiya Grammie !
Posted by: JT at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Ziba
Beats mine. Mine has teeth marks and has been passed thru TWO separate intestinal systems.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt)
THEN there were all these new accounts posting chipper little pro-moderna messages all over the place
ahhhh well
whatever
hey if you like Pfizer crap on steroids, I guess it DOES work for longer! (because it's got more of whatever in it)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (j9HX3)
shoos them away with actual shoes?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa)
A long time ago I used to cover a friend of mine when he took vacation. It was an early morning dispatch, and I was not a morning person, so I would make a huge pot of very strong coffee (Peets) and fill my nice steel thermos which held about a quart. It was piping hot, and by the time I finished it I was bouncing off the walls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Berserker
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That's boring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4)
He may stroke out.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa)
Have some compression!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Berserker
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That's boring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4)
He may stroke out.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa)
This rings true.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (KcBMA)
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You think that's bad? I went to Sonic yesterday and they had a sign saying some if my favorites might not be available because of supply problems!
It's the Joeconomy, stupid!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (sxX7H)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (Q9lwr)
Peets is good coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (OCTRt)
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To me it seems like the myspace/facebook period of time when everything went downhill. That was right after the time when it was kind of a neat thing if you were able to get a gmail email address, too. Ha.
Turns out a homogenized, monopolized, carefully controlled internet full of average people is a horrible thing. Much worse than the napster, netscape, AOL internet full of average people that proceeded it.
If I could push a button and make the internet never have existed in time I would. I wouldn't even need to sleep on it. I would push the button without hesitation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (5lbKt)
The metal lunch boxes were cool too. I think the homos running the schools banned them because, they say, somebody might use them as a weapon. I wanted the Johnny Quest box.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (HwGIC)
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That's boring.
He may stroke out.
Have some compression!
That rings of authenticity.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (Tnijr)
There is a rather large fairy ring of mushrooms in our yard. I tried walking into it to step into a magical fairy land but I stepped into an fire ant hill instead.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM -
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Hey. We can be fairies too!
Posted by: Fire Ant carrying a rainbow flag at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (SchQD)
I was thinking more along the lines of "Technicolor Yawn", but yeah, it could have come out the other end.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R)
"He was over in the ally calling Roy and his sister Eeeeeaaaarl."
Thus, "Roi D'eclair."
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (MkuC5)
Goodbye, cruel Horde.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at September 22, 2021 09:45 AM (WZ5i4)
He may stroke out.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa)
Have some compression!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
oh look, a regular 3 ring circus. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (VwHCD)
It's the Joeconomy, stupid!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
At least you still have a Sonic. All the ones within a 20 mile radius here closed sometime during the scamdemic
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa)
I drank it for 30 years, but they finally drove me away with their politics. Hell, I had a monthly subscription that cost a lot, but they wanted their progressivism more than they wanted my money.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:36 AM (CYnTg)
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Is it too much to ask to Antifa counter-protest this? Pass the popcorn.
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 22, 2021 09:39 AM (prSvo)
Might be the first time BLM runs into actual racists.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (KbCG3)
It's the Joeconomy, stupid!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Bwahahahahahahaha. My wife went to Sonic for lunch one day during the week and they were closed because there wasn't any staff to work.
One drawback to using parolees.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)
Really? Ours did really well during the lockdowns. They were perfectly suited for the scenario.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (B0mGw)
The plastic King Cake baby that I buried last year!
I thought I had lost that thing!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 22, 2021 09:50 AM (j9HX3)
Glenn: Get vaxxed! The vax is great!
Glenn: I know someone who went to a party where everyone was vaccinated or had already had COVID. Everyone except the immune person caught COVID and at least one had to go to the hospital.
Glenn: Get vaxxed!
Everyone else: ??????
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (EpDzw)
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Rural Podunk, NC can't keep the dining rooms of their fast food restaurants open because they can't hire illegals and criminals at $17/hour.
Factory wages, and people won't work.
This is a weird timeline.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (5lbKt)
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Tnijr)
All I ever wanted was a "cell phone".
They take my flip phone from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (uuklp)
There's that.
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (S1hrL)
What would you say you do here?
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (mbFEM)
This isn't too big a deal, but it's one of those little things that stand out. It is poor design that results in poor user experience, and it could be avoided through better error handling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)
Factory wages, and people won't work.
This is a weird timeline.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (5lbKt)
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And Jeff Winger lost an arm!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Fire the manager. Ours has the signs, but I haven't run into many problems.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (B0mGw)
One drawback to using parolees.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)
My local DQ is hiring at $17 an hour to start with a thousand dollar signing bonus. And no chocolate ice cream the last time i stopped in.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (axyOa)
This isn't too big a deal, but it's one of those little things that stand out. It is poor design that results in poor user experience, and it could be avoided through better error handling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:56 AM (DCdYk)
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It's all because I gave them a bad review on a case I had opened. They're taking out their frustrations on the whole country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Fuck the world, swear to God...
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:57 AM (OUMaO)
All I ever wanted was a "cell phone".
They take my flip phone from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM (uuklp)
Right there with ya, brother.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (jalt3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (5lbKt)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 09:54 AM (CYnTg)
That's truly appalling. Biden is clearly nobody's boss.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 09:58 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Diogenes
Shit, I oughtta move there and take that job, at 40 hours it would be a pay raise...
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (HwGIC)
Wildfires in parts of Siberia released as much carbon dioxide during June through August 2021 as Germany did during all of 2019, new estimates show.
Well garsh, if it's a COMPETITIVE burning you want, why didn't you say so right from the start?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 09:59 AM (pNxlR)
Seeing all these businesses struggling for workers... It might be time for us geezers mobilize and take some line/fast food/delivery jobs to help keep the small businesses open. If I could fix cars I'd sign up to work an evening or two for my mechanic - he's a good guy and can't find good help. A store up the street can't keep the shelves stocked - why not work there?
Geezer brigade - to arms!
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (VJsqe)
Must be the full moon last night.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (S1hrL)
Must be the full moon last night.
Posted by: Diogenes
Four and a half hours left in summer! Horde making the most of the season's end!
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 10:01 AM (OUMaO)
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It's almost like Our Better moving the nation to a "knowledge" and "service" economy in the 80s wasn't a good thing for the workers in the economy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:02 AM (5lbKt)
Posted by: Common Tater
Carnies! They hire carnies!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:02 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:00 AM (VJsqe)
Who you calling a geezer, you lil whipper snapper??!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 10:01 AM (OUMaO)
Approaching the witching hour when you can balance a broom in your kitchen.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (nfrXX)
Boy, that will piss off Cortez and her gang of morons.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (iU5mj)
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That's boring.
He may stroke out.
Have some compression!
That rings of authenticity.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 09:53 AM
*Heads away from this pun thread*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (ONvIw)
There is no way to press "back" to get to the tracking page if you went to it directly.
Selecting a wikipedia choice from a search results' page is a one-way passage, too. You usually cannot back out from it to recover the originating search results' page.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
They take my flip phone from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 22, 2021 09:55 AM -
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Indeed. Verizon keeps threatening to cut of all phones that can't handle 4g lte, but has now supposedly settled on the end of 2022 as the deadline. Several years ago I bought a handful of my personal favorite flip phone off of ebay and have been using them one at a time as they crap out. I don't think they are allowing activation of the older phones anymore, so if my current one bites the dirt, I might be screwed.
Posted by: irright at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (axyOa)
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LOL - Me! I'm limping bad today... heel is killing me... for no reason whatsoever. If I was a horse they'd shoot me.
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (VJsqe)
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Bookmark this:
The President of Croatia didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (5lbKt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (jalt3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (BFigT)
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Because those machines are expensive and while they can be financed courtesy of rock-bottom interest rates for the blue chips, they are probably worried about taking that gamble right now because the inflated wages are transient and once the benefits run out, they can crank down on compensation. If it starts looking permanent - or if a $15+ federal minimum wage happens - this is exactly what will happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4)
When former Soviet Block countries are smarter than us......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IC at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (hV9ir)
What makes you think soup will come in cans?
Posted by: Ziba at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (S1hrL)
Plastic bags like Canadian milk?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (4I/2K)
Not to stop the flood but to investigate the whipping with reins. This must not stand.
Un-f***ing-believable.
Posted by: Ripley at September 22, 2021 10:05 AM (MxEKc)
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Doesn't have to. The left got it. They're only 8 months in and they've gotten pretty much everything they want except gun control, and they're working on that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (5lbKt)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:03 AM (BFigT)
Meanwhile Diogenes' Pneumatic Tube Installers and Cleaners is doing a booming business.
We love it when our work sucks!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 22, 2021 10:01 AM
Act now, before everything turns to pumpkin spice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (m+jkK)
He may stroke out.
Have some compression!
That rings of authenticity.
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*Heads away from this pun thread*
Oh, cam on. Don't be such a crank.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (nfrXX)
We love it when our work sucks!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2021 10:06 AM (axyOa)
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The anagram for that company is almost dipstick
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:07 AM (VJsqe)
I saw where Taco Bell was experimenting with similar technology the drive up banks use with their pneumatic tubes.
Oh, there is NO WAY that those conveyance tubes would EVER become incubators for agents behind biota-caused deaths!!! Hand to G*d!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:07 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 10:07 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (QU5/8)
They have. Doesn't mean we have to follow.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (B0mGw)
There's no easy way out of it, unfortunately.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (5lbKt)
He may stroke out.
Have some compression!
That rings of authenticity.
Heads away from this pun thread
*****
The secret to good comedy is timing!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 10:08 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (T1fV4)
Start your own network. Yeah
Posted by: CN at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Drerbrerard at September 22, 2021 09:46 AM (ZTqLB)
Prometheus: "Fuck, not again!"
Posted by: Thrawn at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (5aFbR)
That location is also where they shot the "two doofus" commercials, so it would often be closed for lunch on a weekday with no notice.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (uhPTO)
We love it when our work sucks!
Posted by: Diogenes
Rothchild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:09 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2021 10:10 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
They need to connect those directly to my house so I don't have to rise from my easy chair.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 10:10 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (VJsqe)
They need to connect those directly to my house so I don't have to rise from my easy chair.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 22, 2021 10:10 AM (d9FiS)
HELLS YES!!!!!
Posted by: OW! My Balls! at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
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$15 is a given. It's done. The tech is there too. The cost issue is a no brainer to me. I think the fast food industry has been told to hold off on this as it would resolve too many issues the Democrats use to fundraise off of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 10:04 AM (Xrfse)
When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track.
Posted by: Lester Burnham at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (4I/2K)
Not to stop the flood but to investigate the whipping with reins. This must not stand.
How many glowy febbies will this effort pull from the two critical issues of our times -- the prevalence of nooses as garage door pulls and security coverage for the continuing Juan McCain state funeral?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021
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A major industry in Da Swamp. It's pretty much a giant cinnamon roll in the form of an oval, sprinkled with icing and with colored sugars, and nowadays available with chocolate, cream cheese, and other fillings. The tradition is that each week during the Mardi Gras season, someone brings one to a party or to the office and everybody has 1 or more pieces. If you get a piece with the little plastic baby in it, you're supposed to buy the next one.
Nowadays they put the baby on the side, afraid of people choking I guess, and you can buy the things all year round. They're good though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
They need to connect those directly to my house so I don't have to rise from my easy chair.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
4" incoming pipe and a 6" outgoing pipe.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (gS3OW)
This would not cause long term inflation.
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We concur.
No amount of government spending or government-forced spending can cause inflation. It's science!!!
Posted by: The Fed at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: OW! My Balls! at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Go away, 'bait'n. Oh, wait, its the MEGA NACHO CRUNCHY TACO TUBE.
Posted by: Frito at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8nD9v)
King of Pain
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 22, 2021 10:11 AM (mdjgu)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/tFN5DveQH0o
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
He may stroke out.
Have some compression!
That rings of authenticity.
Heads away from this pun thread
*****
The secret to good comedy is timing!!
Posted by: Muldoon
And a spark of genius.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: White Castle at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Xrfse)
I wear this crown of thorns upon my liar's chair.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (B0mGw)
I wear this crown of shit.
Posted by: Nine Inch Nails at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey wait, isn't steak like $20/lb now.
DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES. Also, you shouldn't be eating meat you uppity peasant.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: squid_hunt
I just checked and I lied - there's one 7 miles away still open!
After that it's 21 miles to the next one.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (NWbsw)
He may stroke out.
Have some compression!
That rings of authenticity.
Heads away from this pun thread
*****
The secret to good comedy is timing!!
Posted by: Muldoon
And a spark of genius.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:13 AM (Tnijr)
Lose the vacuum and the maid runs like shit.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
I put the year and minimum wage of my first job into an inflation calculator. It came out to $9.13.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (jalt3)
We have them everywhere. I have four or five that I frequent fairly regularly.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (dMJEF)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8nD9v)
Probably searching for pics of hot babes to link while working through his second cup of coffee.
It's hard being a Gorilla Pundit, dontchaknow.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (Hao8D)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (DpkTQ)
Pikers.
Posted by: White Castle
Talk about standing flat footed and shitting thru a screen door.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (OCTRt)
I wonder how many of the supervisors at work signed up to be the Gestapo.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (8548M)
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Hao8D)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 22, 2021 10:16 AM (wAnMi)
Just wait until someone tells Joe!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2021 10:16 AM (DpkTQ)
https://tinyurl.com/3pnc6shu
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 22, 2021 10:14 AM (dMJEF)
That is AWESOME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 22, 2021 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/3pnc6shu
Oh gosh that is awesome.
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:17 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8nD9v)
Monkey is the new steak!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'do NOT eat the vaccinated!' at September 22, 2021 10:17 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (nfrXX)
Given current trends, you can count on half of them, at a minimum.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: f'd at September 22, 2021 10:18 AM (Tnijr)
Food and/or beverages are now at your disposal in your local location
Must use Wolfus and be in New Orleans
$100, don't drink it all in one place (or do, they are famous for their Old Fashioneds)
Posted by: Miklos, kindly Krampus at September 22, 2021 10:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) New Ad: .50 Cal; Prius; Boom.
https://tinyurl.com/3pnc6shu
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist
Hasta la bye-bye, Pious!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 22, 2021 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 22, 2021 10:15 AM (8548M)
sra blaster recently found out she is a mandatory reporter for wrong think. Even in non business social situations. Yes if she were at a happy hour with her employees and one of them were to express something retrograde like trans women are not women she is required to report that to HR.
Her response is to cut off any socialization with other employees of this company.
Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2021 10:21 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2021 10:26 AM (FhXTo)
The "quickly left" part is the part completely alien to me. I don't understand these people. Every man I know would have kicked his ass then and there, or taken an ass kicking trying. What gives?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 24, 2021 09:10 AM (9k6qg)
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