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The ONT's Might Is Greater Than Human, And It's Arm Is Very Long*

Happy Thursday everyone. Anyone got any plans for the weekend?

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Gotta Catch 'Em All

This amused me:

pokemon1.jpg

It amused me because I frequently use Pokémon names instead of real medication names when talking to clients about their heath history. “Are you currently taking any medications for that? Like Rosalia or Cyndaquil?” Nobody's caught on yet. How did you do on the quiz?

Answers: (highlight to reveal) 1, 3, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, and 18 are Pokémon

What Were They Thinking?


9/11 parade float with smoking towers slammed as ‘tasteless’

I see that they put a lot of work into the float. And yes, from a purely technical standpoint it is quite impressive. But still, I find it hard to imagine that at some point in the process, someone didn't turn to their neighbor and go “Uh, Bob? I think this may be a bit beyond the pale”. Then again, it was a GOP group that built it, they are quite adept at being tone deaf.


Norm Would Have Been Proud

The story is nothing much, a celebrity squabbling with Twitter over censorship. JJ mentioned it in his morning report today.

Nicki Minaj says she was put in ‘Twitter jail’ over COVID-19 vaccine tweets

Not something I would normally pay attention to, but then I saw this tweet, and it is such a perfect, spot on, pitch perfect, Norm McDonald impression that I have to believe his ghost paused for one more bon mot before ascending to the pearly gates:

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RIP Norm. You were one of a kind.


You Think Your Internet Is Slow?


Pferd gegen Internet: Wer bringt Daten schneller?

Now, the article is in German, which I don't speak, so if it turns out to be about Cartman's mom doing scheisse porn don't blame me, but I asked a friend who speaks German to translate, and he told me that it said the internet is painfully slow in some parts of Germany, so they did an experiment. They attempted to transmit a 4.5 GB file 10 km over the local network, while at the same time giving a copy of the file to a man on a horse. The horseman delivered the file, 10 km away, and returned, before the file finished downloading. Makes SuddenLink look like light speed.


Why I'm Glad I Don't Live In Baltimore Anymore


Man charged after carjacking outside Timonium Shoprite


My mom lives in that neighborhood, and is about that woman's age. She shops at that store sometimes. I called her when I read this to make sure it wasn't her.

It wasn't, thank God, and thankfully the lady involved is going to be alright, but this is the nice suburban area I grew up in. Of course, the city built a Light Rail train right through the neighborhood to downtown, and helpfully connected it with the crosstown subway that goes through West Baltimore, so you can get from The Wire to The Brady Bunch for a couple of bucks, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.


R. M. Huffman Is Writing For The Russians Again

Obesity is a killer and Covid is brutal to fat people, so why are we doing nothing to tackle this ticking time bomb?

He makes a good point. A shame he has to go to RT to make it.

Thursday Quiz

player class.jpg

How about it Morons? Which class are you?

T.W.I.P.

When I was a kid I used to watch T.W.I.B. (This Week In Baseball, pronounced “twib”. Is that still a thing?), this is Larry Correia's column This Week in Politics – It’s all Bullshit and we’re Fucked. I agree with every word of it.


Progs like to blather on about the “social contract” but that’s a one-way street. We owe them everything. They don’t owe us shit. A black republican gets called “boy” and gets eggs thrown at him by a lady in an actual fucking gorilla mask and there’s crickets while a black liberal sees a garage tie and there’s an emergency FBI special investigation into the racist hatemongery of NASCAR. There’s one right wing protest and it’s an insurrection that requires 35,000 troops and endless fucking pearl clutching freak outs, but a Bernie Bro shoots republican congressmen at a baseball game and it’s like it never happened. A republican senator gets beaten and bones broken and the late-night hosts crack jokes about it. It’s why you can’t have a job and your kids suffer with miserable masks and all this abnormal anxiety causing bullshit that might emotionally scar them for life, but Barack Obama can have a birthday bash with 500 of his closest friends.


This lop-sided shit can’t last. The government doesn’t have a monopoly on force. Force got delegated to it by the people because the people trusted the government to use that force fairly. That’s the real “social contract”, and when it breaks bad things happen.


And for the fools cheering this madness on, we have this system for a reason. We have laws for a reason. We create laws the way we do for a reason. The founding fathers weren’t stupid. They were smarter than you idiots. Quit trying to gut or destroy every protection they put in place. That shit is there to protect you. But these stupid motherfuckers are not going to quit pushing until a critical mass of Americans just says fuck it and go full on Rwandan machete party.

Chunder Down Under

No Liberty? No Problem

Surprisingly, a majority of Aussies seem to support their government's attempt to permanently lock them in a plastic bubble. Not all, no, but most of them. This article explores that.


Abortion

She Did Abortions But Stopped When One Woman Said Of Her Baby, “I Just Want to Kill It”

Inspiring but tough read. When people say “God touched my heart”, this is exactly what they are talking about. Of course, the evil that men do is always present. God is willing to touch our hearts if we ask him to, but he is also willing to allow us to create hell in our own image.
Texas clinic performed 67 abortions in 17 hours with limited staff
. Maybe it's just me, but if my biggest ally was the Satanic temple, I might just rethink my position.


Such A Sweet Girl

Former Washington state Democrat organizer federally convicted over terrorist attack on railroad

I'm surprised she even got charged, much less convicted.

And that's all I have in the hopper. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Scots. If we didn't have 'em, we'd have to invent 'em:

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*500 ampersands to the Moron who can figure out where I've been getting my title quotes from recently.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Good gaud, y'all!

It's about a week left of days longer than nights (here in the upper hemisphere).

It's all downhill from hill.

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (TFV0D)

2

Პირველი!

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (RIJlb)

3 1

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (AQjsU)

4 One Raider became a gynocologist

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (Lrv5t)

5 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

6 gynecologist

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (Lrv5t)

7 Evening.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (KVQOv)

8 not a psychologist

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:02 PM (Lrv5t)

9 Good evening dear morons and thanks wd

Only one thing remains clear משיח הבא

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2021 09:02 PM (EZebt)

10 Hello

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:03 PM (xopIz)

11 Thanks for the ONT.

I'll admit, I chuckled at the top pic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:03 PM (z4k8L)

12 good evening

Posted by: wing at September 16, 2021 09:04 PM (PlW9M)

13 "Open Mike Night"

Bring a dremel and a face shield!

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:04 PM (vzaMD)

14 Willowed:

56K?

luxury
Posted by: AltonJackson

First modem was 2400 baud.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


When I transferred into customer service 29 years ago, first moden was 1200 baud.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 09:06 PM (OCTRt)

15 Herodotus?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 16, 2021 09:06 PM (Agr8U)

16 Something about the Scottish accent is just inherently funny. Critical Drinker would not be nearly as entertaining if he had a "midwestern" or "Californian" accent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:06 PM (K5n5d)

17 Howdy all, how's it hanging?

Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 09:07 PM (55Qr6)

18 But the following graph shows the German horse has terrible latency.

Posted by: Typical Hardware Site at September 16, 2021 09:07 PM (4D/dn)

19 I have to be a Druid because the only thing that grows where it's foggy 250 days a year is succulents and my succulent garden is teh awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)

20 "you can get from The Wire to The Brady Bunch for a couple of bucks"

Similar deal with the DC Metro to Tysons Corner in NoVa. After it opened, friends with cop buddies said parking garage robberies and carjackings went up noticeably. Wonder why. Didn't make the news tho. Wonder why not.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:08 PM (vzaMD)

21
*puts on white glove*
*inspects ONT*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (/U27+)

22 I saw a thread on twitter where they had various political elites and celebrities wear basically the same outfits people wore in The Hunger Games.

They aren't trying to hide it anymore are they?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (DpkTQ)

23 Can we multiclass? If so, I'm a Warlock/Rogue. I have the sleeping habits of a Warlock and a tendency to just disappear from gatherings like a Rogue...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

24

Nicki Minaj = 0

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (RIJlb)

25 Howdy, WeirdDave, howdy, Horde,

* looks around at Lovecraftian chaos and stygian darkness consuming the country *

Yup, let's blast some old Iron Maiden.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (AQjsU)

26 ESPN scroll says Purdue drum to big for ND stadium and in my head i hear in NM's voice 'is this some kind of gay thing'?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 16, 2021 09:10 PM (DePyg)

27 When I transferred into customer service 29 years ago, first moden was 1200 baud.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 09:06 PM (OCTRt)

I had one of those. And thought a 100 Mb hard drive was huge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:10 PM (z4k8L)

28
"What class are you?"

Bore

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:10 PM (/U27+)

29 I'm either a bard or a wizard.

When I was at the call center I would finger dim a lot. Problem is I'm a death metal fan and I'm sitting there doing blast beats. I think it annoyed a few people.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 09:10 PM (sZn7E)

30 Oddly, for some reason, I fit the warlock profile (in my AD&D days, there was just "magic user"), but primarily the last one is spot-on. I cannot sleep for more than 4 hours without waking and I nap a lot.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2021 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

31 >>>*500 ampersands to the Moron who can figure out where I've been getting my title quotes from recently.

>>>Might Is Greater Than Human, And It's Arm Is Very Long

pr0n

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 09:11 PM (KnJdm)

32 21
*puts on white glove*
*inspects ONT*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (/U27+)

I have white inspection gloves in my trunk if you get yours dirty.*

*true story

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)

33 In his own way, Wierddave restores a sense of normality.

Posted by: Miklos, normal is as normal does at September 16, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

34 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Hey WeirdDave!

It's funny seeing all the lefties praise and say RIP to Norm MacDonald. They were apparently completely unaware he was also a serious Christian apologist.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 16, 2021 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

35 When I was a kid I used to watch T.W.I.B. (This Week In Baseball, pronounced "twib". Is that still a thing?),

Howdy Weird Dave! Used to watch that every Saturday. Right after The Baseball Bunch, with Johnny Bench. I can still hear the legendary Mel Allen narrating TWIB -- "How ABOUT that?!?!"

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:11 PM (mZUr4)

36 gynecologist
Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (Lrv5t)


Is that your D&D class?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 09:12 PM (P4LRL)

37 9/11 parade float with smoking towers slammed as 'tasteless'

That must have taken a lot of kleenex flowers. I enjoyed working on floats when I was in high school and was pretty good at making kleenex flowers, probably couldn't do it today.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)

38 You just know Todd is going to ruin open mike night.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 09:12 PM (Y0dLt)

39 500 ampersands to the Moron who can figure out where I've been getting my title quotes from recently.

That sounds like something that would be said of the Great Humungous.

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2021 09:12 PM (kOpft)

40 gynecologist
Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:01 PM (Lrv5t)

Is that your D&D class?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 09:12 PM (P4LRL)

hobby

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (KnJdm)

41 Heh, 'kleenex flowers'.

Posted by: Beavis at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (N/iqz)

42 Guess I'm a sorcerer.

Casts Meteor Swarm on DC. You listening SMOD?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (DpkTQ)

43
Mel Allen. A Jew from Alabama. Announcer for the Yankees. Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (/U27+)

44 Oh fuck. They are wearing masks in TV shows now? Do they realize how retarded that is?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (z4k8L)

45 Boy, Larry Correia's summary of the current crisis is tight.

So were Glenn Greenwald's tweets downstairs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (EZebt)

46 *puts on white glove*
*inspects ONT*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (/U27+)

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You using the whole fist there doc?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

47 They are wearing masks in TV shows now? Do they realize how retarded that is?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (z4k8L)

Their viewers don't.

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (KnJdm)

48 I had a History Professor talk about how the Romans and the Greeks would leave babies at a temple at the edge of town if the Baby was unwanted and left it's fate up to the Gods. We were horrified by what she was talking about and she then said This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (dKiJG)

49 Regarding the top pic: my wife did an anatomy class where she and a team actually dissected a cadaver. I am not squeamish by any means, but she would go into a whole lot of detail.

But then, we often watch "Bones" while eating dinner. So, well, there it is. I believe the FX people on that show try heartily to out-gross one another.

And yet, it's the kissy-face noises that have me going Eeeeww!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

50 Oh fuck. They are wearing masks in TV shows now? Do they realize how retarded that is?

Yep masks on tv shows. Masks when you hike the great outdoors.

No masks when you are nuts to butts at a concert or a Fauci orgy though.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (DpkTQ)

51 Hadrian
Are you feeling better?
Has the massage pain worn off?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (FtJ1S)

52 48 I had a History Professor talk about how the Romans and the Greeks would leave babies at a temple at the edge of town if the Baby was unwanted and left it's fate up to the Gods. We were horrified by what she was talking about and she then said This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (dKiJG)

At least they gave the baby a chance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:15 PM (z4k8L)

53 Though the wording of that sign is amusing, I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

Posted by: Dr. T at September 16, 2021 09:15 PM (tp+tP)

54 I wanna multiclass too; I have the sleeping habits of a Rogue and the personality traits of a Wizard.

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 09:15 PM (UewuT)

55 Pferd gegen Internet: Wer bringt Daten schneller?

The subtext was that the guy had fiber, but couldn't get an authorized (this being Germany, after all) technician out to hook it up. So maybe he was drawing attention to his plight.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2021 09:15 PM (DMQdU)

56 This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.

I remember in my younger days reading about the fall of the Roman Republic and wondering how the citizens of Rome could let it happen.

Now though? Now I see.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:16 PM (DpkTQ)

57 No masks when you are nuts to butts at ... a Fauci orgy though.
Posted by: 18-1

If you are allergic to this visual, do not read this visual.

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:16 PM (vzaMD)

58 I had a History Professor talk about how the Romans and the Greeks would leave babies at a temple at the edge of town if the Baby was unwanted and left it's fate up to the Gods. We were horrified by what she was talking about and she then said This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.
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Huh. Change the context just slightly and people suddenly see how wrong behavior can be...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:16 PM (K5n5d)

59 >>> 46 *puts on white glove*
*inspects ONT*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (/U27+)

-----------

You using the whole fist there doc?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

Promise???

Posted by: Shep! at September 16, 2021 09:16 PM (ACi07)

60
Are you feeling better?
Has the massage pain worn off?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (FtJ1S)

_________

Thank you for asking. It's much better. Still get a twinge if my posture is bad, but I no longer have the constant discomfort I had earlier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:16 PM (/U27+)

61 No interest in listening to anything Minaj has created. But this isn't the first time she's wandered off the Dem plantation. I don't know how many remember, but back during the 2012 presidential election, she said something nice about Mitt Romney.

The reaction to that was almost as severe as the reaction to her comments about the SARS-2 vaccines.

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (PTw5h)

62 Is it Sprechen Deutsch night here at the ONT?
Fahrvergnugen!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)

63 Herodotus?

Tonight's is by Herodotus. Last weeks were William of Malmesbury and Erasmus. I've been borrowing from the cut scenes in Civ V.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (+GH2e)

64 I'm paladin. Always paladin. They need me. And I'm very shiny. Not very stealthy tho

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (4D/dn)

65 its been almost a week since couple million packed into football stadiums across the land. Bodies piling up yet? Completely overwhelmed hospitals?

Strange that a local hospital has between 1 and 10k signing bonus. Wonder why?

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (+I6Y/)

66 Though the wording of that sign is amusing, I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

Posted by: Dr. T

See my #13?

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (vzaMD)

67 Paladin is the closest category I'd fall into.


But in truth, there isn't one listed for me.

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (BgMrQ)

68 I used to read things like the Hunger Games and laugh about how stupid they made the elites look.

But I have to say, those old teen SF dystopias made them look like ludicrous then the ones we have now.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (DpkTQ)

69 We're constantly being told Europeans have better internet connectivity than we do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

70 WD, glad your mom is OK.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (axyOa)

71 Mel Allen. A Jew from Alabama. Announcer for the Yankees. Is this a great country or what?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (/U27+)


Weirddave inadvertently tees up an opportunity for me to carryover talk of legendary sports announcers from last thread!

I'll add Baltimore's legendary announcer from back in the day - Chuck Thompson. Play by play for the Orioles and BALTIMORE Colts for many years. One of his catch phrases when the hometown team won - "Ain't the beer cold!"

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)

72 Meanwhile in the 1st Federal Circuit re: unobtanium MA permits to purchase:
''In short, they went so far as to say that even though Morin was denied an LTC, obtained an FID, but was denied a Permit to Purchase (PTP) because he was not qualified for an LTC, he had not exhausted the potential of obtaining a firearm through the Inheritance process, so he lacked standing.

(Footnote The Commonwealth further contends that there is not even a ban on Morin's right to obtain a handgun, as he may acquire one through inheritance so long as he has an FID Card. Morin at no point addresses that contention."

So the legal assclowns on the 1st circuit really ruled that since nobody the plaintiff knows has died and bequeathed him a firearm that he hasn't exhausted all his legal options to acquire a handgun without an LTC in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (TEWKg)

73 22 I saw a thread on twitter where they had various political elites and celebrities wear basically the same outfits people wore in The Hunger Games.

They aren't trying to hide it anymore are they?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (DpkTQ)


I haven't read the books or watched the movies (this stuff came out when I was in college IIRC), but aside from the "young adult fiction" stigma I'm told that it involves hot female gladiators and very explicit fall-of-Rome allegory so it'd probably be totally up my alley.

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (UewuT)

74 First online service provider: Electricity. Dial up modem. Prodigy. Then they provided a gateway to the Internet. Then Cox Cable did "high speed Internet access."

Electricity and Prodigy were dead.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (xopIz)

75 69 We're constantly being told Europeans have better internet connectivity than we do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

Seems I always hear EVERYTHING in Europe is better.

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (+I6Y/)

76 Huh. Change the context just slightly and people suddenly see how wrong behavior can be...

Most of leftwing "morality" can only escape laughter if you force people to ignore history, in some times meaning just a few years before.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (DpkTQ)

77 Cleric.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (7F9te)

78 @48 I had a History Professor talk about how the Romans and the Greeks would leave babies at a temple at the edge of town if the Baby was unwanted and left it's fate up to the Gods. We were horrified by what she was talking about and she then said This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.

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And then, as now, the Christians were against it. I've heard others mention that one of the reasons why the Christians were disliked by TPTB is that they'd rescue the infants that had been abandoned like this, and raise them as their own children.

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (PTw5h)

79

Current innerwebz speed at the palatial Zettaibunker right now, courtesy of speedtest. net:

Ping = 0 sec.

Upload = 104.09 Mbps

Download = 10.93 Mbps

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:20 PM (OwfEQ)

80 I am wishing I was a fighter, I am accused of being a cleric, and I am probably either a rogue or paladin depending on whom you ask.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2021 09:20 PM (Lzpvj)

81 But I have to say, those old teen SF dystopias made them look like ludicrous then the ones we have now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (DpkTQ)
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I always had a hard time buying into the underlying premise of those teen dystopias. So I just couldn't get into them. Which is strange considering how easily I can buy into the premises of Fahrenheit 451 or Brave New World, both of which are also somewhat absurd.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:20 PM (K5n5d)

82 ...?

Posted by: a4114 at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (QJc/b)

83 For me, Rogue is closest. I am very adept at the Irish goodbye. The rest, not so much. the others, not at all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

84 Posted by: Dr. T

See my #13?
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (vzaMD)


Well, that's what I get for not reading the comments first. Still, though.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (tp+tP)

85 Seems I always hear EVERYTHING in Europe is better.

I work with a lot of Europeans.

Outside of the Swiss pretty much all of them would rather be in America.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (DpkTQ)

86

@79, I got the Upload and Download speeds backwards...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (OwfEQ)

87 I must be Rogue since I often disappear without saying goodbye.

Or as they call it, the Irish Exit.

I think it's an introvert thing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (vuisn)

88 Man charged after carjacking outside Timonium Shoprite

Wow -- They caught one? Let's take a peek at how Shitcago is doing on this topic --

Year Carjackings Arrests %
2021 1070 66 6.2%
2020 1396 55 3.9%

Homicide solve rates ain't much better either.

Evening, y'all. Thanks for the ONT Dave.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (F0YaR)

89 And then, as now, the Christians were against it. I've heard others mention that one of the reasons why the Christians were disliked by TPTB is that they'd rescue the infants that had been abandoned like this, and raise them as their own children.
Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (PTw5h)
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Some things never change...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (K5n5d)

90 68 I used to read things like the Hunger Games and laugh about how stupid they made the elites look.

But I have to say, those old teen SF dystopias made them look like ludicrous then the ones we have now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:17 PM (DpkTQ)


What gets me is that the late boomer, early GenX types responsible for most of it were raised during the high water mark of cyberpunk when Neuromancer and Blade Runner walked the earth. It wasn't supposed to be a guidebook, and yet...

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (UewuT)

91 "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of 9-track tapes screaming down the freeway."

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (NiXyF)

92 gynecologist
Posted by: Braenyard

It's all fun and games until you examine your first donovanosis patient.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (mD/uy)

93 This Week in Baseball. Loved it. Narrator was Mel Allen, right? Took me ten minutes to sift through my brain cells for that data point.

This Week in the NFL was terrific, too. IIRC, the host was Steve Sabol, of NFL Films, and the narrator of the game clips was the one and only John Facenda.

ESPN destroyed those shows. It was a simpler, nicer time back in the late Seventies and early Eighties.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (AMIL/)

94 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."
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The new version of the game "Operation"?

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (+ya+t)

95 Obesity chart, men, Read it and weep. https://tinyurl.com/khs6khed

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (AmoqO)

96 I just remembered: my name is Mike. And my wife knows stuff about A&P and also watches shows like Snapped.

Should I be ascared?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

97 Just load up the car with hard drives, zip disks, jazz disks- whatever- and drive to Fremont. That was how you got important stuff over to Fremont, and later to Elk Grove, fast. (Back when Apple manufactured in the US)

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (ELgVT)

98 @85 I work with a lot of Europeans.

Outside of the Swiss pretty much all of them would rather be in America.

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Saw an article several years back that compared incomes in the 50 states versus those in various countries in Europe. In all but a couple of cases, people in the individual American states were making more money than even in the most well-to-do European countries.

And when you factored in cost of living adjustments, you were still doing better in the last couple of US states than you were in Europe.

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (PTw5h)

99 autopsy club...Open mike ...felt kind of stiff...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (V13WU)

100 And yet, when you left a baby at a convent or monestery,
the nuns or monks would bring it in an raise it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (xopIz)

101 >>> 87 I must be Rogue since I often disappear without saying goodbye.

Or as they call it, the Irish Exit.

I think it's an introvert thing.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (vuisn)

I thought that was just passing out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (ACi07)

102 Seems I always hear EVERYTHING in Europe is better.
Posted by: a dude in MI


Not those darn Swedes!

Posted by: The CDC at September 16, 2021 09:24 PM (r1z5A)

103

"Timonium" sounds like some manner of high-performance aerospace alloy...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:24 PM (OwfEQ)

104 Somehow I doubt there are return attendees to the "Autopsy Club." Sorta' a one and done thing IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2021 09:24 PM (BFigT)

105 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (h5m8W)

106 I must be Rogue since I often disappear without saying goodbye.

Or as they call it, the Irish Exit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:21 PM (

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I often do the same thing, but I call it dine & dash.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (kTF2Z)

107 And yet, when you left a baby at a convent or monestery,
the nuns or monks would bring it in an raise it.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

Well, we're h8ters so. . .

At least, that's what they tell us.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (mD/uy)

108 FUCK. WE ARE IN THE HUNGER GAMES.

CAPITOL CITY IS FUCKING US ROYALLY.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (xopIz)

109 Obesity chart, men, Read it and weep. https://tinyurl.com/khs6khed
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (AmoqO)


I don't think I've ever been anything but "overweight" on that chart. Ever.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (P4LRL)

110 This Week in Baseball. Loved it. Narrator was Mel Allen, right? Took me ten minutes to sift through my brain cells for that data point.

This Week in the NFL was terrific, too. IIRC, the host was Steve Sabol, of NFL Films, and the narrator of the game clips was the one and only John Facenda.

ESPN destroyed those shows. It was a simpler, nicer time back in the late Seventies and early Eighties.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (AMIL/)

Yes it was Mel Allen who did This Week In Baseball.

We had a discussion about John Facenda on the previous thread. Best sports announcer voice ever. With Vin Scully being a VERY close second.

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)

111 Not sure what class I am, but pretty sure Pooky's incessant drummer nephew is a Bard.

Posted by: pookysgirl, pondering at September 16, 2021 09:26 PM (XKZwp)

112 And when you factored in cost of living adjustments, you were still doing better in the last couple of US states than you were in Europe.

European salaries are generally low by US standards, goods cost more, there are more taxes on everything, and income tax rates are higher.

You'll notice that when you compare American and Euro peers the later have smaller dwellings and often flats instead of houses, mopeds instead of cars, and on and on.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:26 PM (DpkTQ)

113 Me and my Brother had our BBS

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 09:26 PM (dKiJG)

114 Tonypete,

But we know better. LOL

Pray your rosary everyday or you are not on the team.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (xopIz)

115 "Timonium" sounds like some manner of high-performance aerospace alloy...
----
Isn't that the secret ingredient Tim Taylor of Tool Time used to give his creations "MOAR POWER!"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)

116 91 "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of 9-track tapes screaming down the freeway."

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (NiXyF)


Back in the '80's a couple of 9-track tapes in a FedEx box had a higher transfer rate than the modems we had. Remember "uucp" ?

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (I5FZ1)

117 FUCK. WE ARE IN THE HUNGER GAMES.

CAPITOL CITY IS FUCKING US ROYALLY.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (xopIz)


*holds up middle 3 fingers and whistles the Mockingjay call*

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (mZUr4)

118 There's no 'Slacker', or 'Idler' class, so, I'm out of luck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (bPH26)

119 I'll add Baltimore's legendary announcer from back in the day - Chuck Thompson. Play by play for the Orioles and BALTIMORE Colts for many years. One of his catch phrases when the hometown team won - "Ain't the beer cold!"

Remember Rex Barney, "Give that fan a contract!"? I made a really nice bare handed catch of a BJ Surhoff foul ball the year after Rex died. I've always kinda believed that if Rex was still there, I would have gotten a contract (they really did give the fan a ceremonial contract).

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (+GH2e)

120 Well...if we're living in The Hunger Games, does that mean that we're going to get hot, and preferably nude, gladiatrices? Because that might not be so bad.

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (UewuT)

121
We had a discussion about John Facenda on the previous thread. Best sports announcer voice ever. With Vin Scully being a VERY close second.

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)


I have the sadz for missing the Best Announcer discussion. I'll take a look-see at the comments.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (AMIL/)

122 95 Obesity chart, men, Read it and weep. https://tinyurl.com/khs6khed
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 09:23 PM (AmoqO)

At 6'3", and 200lbs I still look like a stick insect...and I'm a powerlifter.

According to that chart, I'm "overweight"...

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)

123 69 We're constantly being told Europeans have better internet connectivity than we do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 09:18 PM (63Dwl)


We're told Europeans have everything better than us. Long lunches, cheese maybe.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (AmoqO)

124 https://tinyurl.com/khs6khed

==


that's for men ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (V13WU)

125
Best sports announcer voice ever.

_________

Which is interesting, considering he never covered games.

Also: Ray Scott, Voice of the Packers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (/U27+)

126 This lop-sided shit can't last.

Nope. It cannot. Sokner or later something is going to give and it will be ugly.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

127 I often do the same thing, but I call it dine & dash.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 09:25 PM (kTF2Z)

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I'll have to do my best NOT to do this at the TXMOME in a few weeks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:29 PM (K5n5d)

128 We had a discussion about John Facenda on the previous thread. Best sports announcer voice ever. With Vin Scully being a VERY close second.
Posted by: Doof

My vote for best novelty sports announcer voice would have to be Harry Caray. Although Bob and Tom's version of the first baseball game may be better Harry than Harry was.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:29 PM (mD/uy)

129 So i recently switched my voter affiliation to Independent, but this "Rwandan Machete Party" seems to have a fascinating platform....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 09:29 PM (6FeV1)

130 that's for men ?
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:28 PM (V13WU)


Yes. No peeking.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (P4LRL)

131 I hope that Nikki stands her ground.

Maybe rap/hip hop singers have more balls than the rest of Hollywood.

You know what I mean.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (BsWNJ)

132 Greetings horde

The FBI really had a bad day.

Chris Wray offered a heartfelt apology tho

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (5NC6n)

133 Any commenters here using Star Link? Is good?

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (N/iqz)

134 EVERY time I see this I LOL

Posted by: TANSTAAFL6823 at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (fBtlL)

135 Friend of mine is from the middle east. He told me about his cousin who went to Sweden instead of the US as a "refugee". He wasn't fleeing anything of course.

They gave him an apartment, a monthly stipend, and permanent residency.

So he shacked up with a Swedish girl and rented out his apartment. After a while told the Swedish girl he had to go home to get married but he'd be back. She said no and dumped him.

So he went back home and got married - still with his stipend and renting out his free apartment but realized he hated the weather too much to go back.

He then ended up in France, where he shacked up with another women - still married back home. He got a job in France though. I guess supporting the wife back home got expensive?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (DpkTQ)

136 Weight/BMI/Obesity charts are a little bullshittish.

If you think a 6'2" 240 lb NFL is obese, you probably aren't a critical thinker.

If you think a 6' 2" 150 lb vegan is a true physical specimen, you probably aren't a critical thinker.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:31 PM (7F9te)

137 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down past Norm and the two tweets with Ava Gardner vids

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2021 09:31 PM (qAR6u)

138 ..They are wearing masks in TV shows now? Do they realize how retarded that is? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (z4k8L)

I would gladly donate non-permeable masks to the cast of The View. With one-way kevlar ratchet straps. Not only would the masks leave 'em speechless, but the bulging eyeballs realizing their impending doom would make for GREAT teevee!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2021 09:31 PM (QzJWU)

139
Chris Wray offered a heartfelt apology tho
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss

_________

Then had a hearty dinner. Responsibility is for little people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:31 PM (/U27+)

140 This weekend? Writing a paper on the archaeological site of Petra in Jordan. Most people recognize it from the end of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade," the structures carved into the rocks. Fascinating place and history. It's amazing what people millennia ago achieved.

Posted by: ID Gent at September 16, 2021 09:32 PM (iHcEd)

141 I'm probably a wizard.... sigh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 09:32 PM (6FeV1)

142 Posted by: Diogenes


Sockner???? Who's had access to what you're drinking?

Posted by: The CDC at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (r1z5A)

143 "Timonium" sounds like some manner of high-performance aerospace alloy...
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:24 PM (OwfEQ)

Not when you hear the way most people in this area (Central MD) pronounce it. The Baltimore accent adds a pronounced "long A" sound to words that have a "long O" sound in them. Hard to recreate phonetically.

Try saying "tuh-MAYO-nee-um" out loud. That'll get you close

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (mZUr4)

144 Good evening y'all!

I identify as a paladin

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (/UQ/R)

145 Definitely a Paladin: Have gun. Will travel.

Posted by: Cosda at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (6VeCt)

146 But we know better. LOL

Pray your rosary everyday or you are not on the team.
Posted by: JAS

You're darn right. Related: Saturday is my little Bro's Permanent Diaconate Ordination. I am just thrilled.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)

147 Chris Wray offered a heartfelt apology tho
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (5NC6n)

---------

That and he added a "Don't ignore child molesters" module to the training so it's all good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (kTF2Z)

148 Seems I always hear EVERYTHING in Europe is better.
Posted by: a dude in MI

It was, until I left.

And the 10,000 Ukrainian chicks.

Posted by: Republic of Miklos at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

149 thousand percent, I'm a Rogue.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (j9HX3)

150 >>> 140 This weekend? Writing a paper on the archaeological site of Petra in Jordan. Most people recognize it from the end of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade," the structures carved into the rocks. Fascinating place and history. It's amazing what people millennia ago achieved.
Posted by: ID Gent at September 16, 2021 09:32 PM (iHcEd)

They had HELP, you know.

Posted by: Giorgio T. at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (ACi07)

151 I would gladly donate non-permeable masks to the cast of The View. With one-way kevlar ratchet straps. Not only would the masks leave 'em speechless, but the bulging eyeballs realizing their impending doom would make for GREAT teevee!

Posted by: Jim

Ha. Now do Adam Schiff...

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (vzaMD)

152 Good evening.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (OU+8W)

153 They had HELP, you know.
Posted by: Giorgio T. at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (ACi07)
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Aliens?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (K5n5d)

154
Seems I always hear EVERYTHING in Europe is better.

___________

How many emigrated to the US?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)

155 My vote for best novelty sports announcer voice would have to be Harry Caray. Although Bob and Tom's version of the first baseball game may be better Harry than Harry was.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:29 PM (mD/uy)

That was actually a comedian who was on Bob and Tom's show. It's a very funny bit!!

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:34 PM (mZUr4)

156 Timonium

Census,

White alone, percent 83.0%

Posted by: DaveinMA at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (/m3Et)

157 We had a 300 baud modem for our TRS-80. My dad actually built a 300 baud modem for a project when he got his Master's in EE about 1976 or so.

Around that time the experts said that 28k was all you could ever get over a copper pair, beyond that was theoretically impossible. They didn't figure on compression.

Posted by: f'd at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (Tnijr)

158 Former Washington state Democrat organizer federally convicted over terrorist attack on railroad

I'm surprised she even got charged, much less convicted.


If she and her partner had been screwing with a different railroad, they'd probably not have been charged. But they were fucking with liberal globalist Warren Buffett's railroad.

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (/8Rpb)

159 was, until I left.

And the 10,000 Ukrainian chicks.
Posted by: Republic of Miklos at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

So you're basically the Magyar Xenophon of Snootch?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (6FeV1)

160 Two thumbs WAY up for my Starlink connection

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (5NC6n)

161 Well...if we're living in The Hunger Games, does that mean that we're going to get hot, and preferably nude, gladiatrices?

On the plus side you get to see nude Jennifer Lawrence.

On the negative side you have to listen to nude Jennifer Lawrence.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (DpkTQ)

162 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down past Norm and the two tweets with Ava Gardner vids
Posted by: kbdabear


when you do the ginger pics and say "Compliance Pics" I imagine it is more of an affirmative actin thing, of somebody has a gun at your head

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (K3ZCc)

163 this weekend is the start of in-conference games for DI field hockey

it's a road trip but can still go to two games, very excited. might also try to get to some FH games of friends who coach or whose daughters play. lots of fun matchups coming!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:36 PM (j9HX3)

164 I think Howard Cosell deserves a little respect, guys.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:36 PM (vuisn)

165 Last time I went to the Ukraine they hadn't gotten around to having toilets yet.

But the girls were really hot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:36 PM (DpkTQ)

166 From the RT article:
"Why have those same medical leaders said virtually nothing about obesity in the last 18 months?"
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Because none of this is really about covid. Duh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (OssQ4)

167

I saw Magyar Xenophon of Snootch open for The Seekers at Moomba in '81...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (lvJh6)

168 I don't see myself in that chart at all

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (oEn12)

169

This could be linked in the sidebar-->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IS9V2iSA9g


I know , I know, Megyn Kelly, but valuable stuff from interesting, intelligent guests. She must have retained some (TV) skills from her days at NBC and Fox. Dr. Jay Bhattacharya and Vivek Ramaswamy. Vivek wrote "Woke, Inc."

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (V13WU)

170 Why are rogues always trying to get directly behind me? Is it my ass? I do squats and all but jeez.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (4D/dn)

171 And the 10,000 Ukrainian chicks.
Posted by: Republic of Miklos at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ

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As the recently appointed Minister for Full Employment for the Republic of Miklos, I'm hard at work fing things for these women to do. Taking suggestions.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (kTF2Z)

172 (did that post bow the margins >??)

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:37 PM (V13WU)

173 was, until I left.

And the 10,000 Ukrainian chicks.
Posted by: Republic of Miklos at September 16, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)


Got a good friend who vacations in Ukraine frequently. He gives glowing reports. Alas he's single.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 09:38 PM (AmoqO)

174 Biden wants banks to monitor all transactions of $600.00 or more.

Banks put Biden in office, banks will let Biden preen to the public but they are not going to let him kill the goose.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:38 PM (xlqcA)

175 I think Howard Cosell deserves a little respect, guys.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


"Joe! Willie! Namath!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:38 PM (mD/uy)

176 Remember Rex Barney, "Give that fan a contract!"? I made a really nice bare handed catch of a BJ Surhoff foul ball the year after Rex died. I've always kinda believed that if Rex was still there, I would have gotten a contract (they really did give the fan a ceremonial contract).
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (+GH2e)

Do I remember Rex Barney?? Of course!! "Thank yooooooouuuuuuuuu"

A buddy of mine once showed me one of those ceremonial contracts from an Os game where his brother caught a foul ball. Awesome souvenir.

Occasionally if a fan would drop an easy foul ball, Rex would say "give that fan.... An ERROR!"

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:38 PM (mZUr4)

177 If she and her partner had been screwing with a different railroad, they'd probably not have been charged. But they were fucking with liberal globalist Warren Buffett's railroad.
Posted by: Bert G


BNSF bills God...and God pays.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)

178 Last time I went to the Ukraine they hadn't gotten around to having toilets yet.

But the girls were really hot.

==


they have to be to get anywhere

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:38 PM (V13WU)

179 So you're basically the Magyar Xenophon of Snootch?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hi! I'm busy right now,..."

Posted by: Republic of Miklos voicemail at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

180 isn"t field hocky just where they send kids that are not good enough for the soccer or hocky team, kind of a modern quidditch?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (K3ZCc)

181 I'm tapering my poison ivy prednisone so feeling a bit better and even slept last night!

also btw three other friends had sudden, never-before reactions to poison ivy recently. we're all the same age.

is this weird? did the mRNA jabs mess up our immune systems or is there a vicious new strain of poison ivy??!?!

I've been gardening FOREVER and never reacted before. plus this time I was wearing gloves and I'm always careful about washing up after working outside. it's weird, overall.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (j9HX3)

182 Rwandan Machete Party is a band name that has to happen.


Posted by: exdem13 at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (W+kMI)

183 Herodotus?

Tonight's is by Herodotus. Last weeks were William of Malmesbury and Erasmus. I've been borrowing from the cut scenes in Civ V.


Excellent. I can haz ampersands?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (Agr8U)

184 "Why are rogues always trying to get directly behind me? Is it my ass"

There is only one way for us to give an accurate answer to your query.

Posted by: f'd at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (Tnijr)

185 I think Howard Cosell deserves a little respect, guys.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

The ONE THING that made Cosell's career was being one of the first sports guys to be big on Cassius Clay/Mohammed Ali.
He had some big interviews with Ali, which made his career. Ali kind of liked Cosell, and was clever enough to "use him" to further his career and fame.

Cosell used to get drunk on Monday Night Football, and at least once threw up on Don Merediths shoes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (tjZg/)

186 Biden wants banks to monitor all transactions of $600.00 or more.
Banks put Biden in office, banks will let Biden preen to the public but they are not going to let him kill the goose.
Posted by: Braenyard

That guy's like a retarded energizer bunny. FUCK JOE BIDEN!

Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (vzaMD)

187 180 isn"t field hocky just where they send kids that are not good enough for the soccer or hocky team, kind of a modern quidditch?


now now, confederate filth!

lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (j9HX3)

188 I'm kind of a Barbarian/Bard/Cleric/Rogue/Wizard.

Why be normal?

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 16, 2021 09:40 PM (ezpv1)

189 men shortage, Ukraine, Russia. men don't live too long. all those girls will do anything to attach themselves to a foreigner and get themselves out

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)

190 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2021 09:40 PM (dCPWk)

191
Howard Cosell was a loathsome, self-important blowhard. I hated him with a passion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:40 PM (/U27+)

192 men shortage, Ukraine, Russia. men don't live too long. all those girls will do anything to attach themselves to a foreigner and get themselves out

Posted by: runner

Uhhhhh, huh huh huh. Oh yeah?

Posted by: Butthead at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (vzaMD)

193 I didn't mistake any Pokemons for meds, but I mistook some meds for pokemons

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (oEn12)

194 Guess I need to create the Scotch class as i do t fit in any of the others, no matter how cool they sound.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (axyOa)

195 Field hockey is hurling for people who aren't criminally insane.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (6FeV1)

196 133 Any commenters here using Star Link? Is good?
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2021 09:30 PM (N/iqz)

Been watching a lot of videos on it and it seems to work really well and it is fast. My Brother is on a List to get it for his cabin in Southern Ohio.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (dKiJG)

197 I'm kind of a Barbarian/Bard/Cleric/Rogue/Wizard.

Why be normal?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 16, 2021 09:40 PM (ezpv1)

You mean Druid?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (Msrhc)

198 195 Field hockey is hurling for people who aren't criminally insane.


I like this.

it's also basically regular hockey for people who don't like the cold.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:42 PM (j9HX3)

199 men shortage, Ukraine, Russia. men don't live too long. all those girls will do anything to attach themselves to a foreigner and get themselves out
Posted by: runner


White version of the Filipina?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)

200 Field hockey is hurling for people who aren't criminally insane.
Posted by: W


so it is not softball for girls that do not know how to hit?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:43 PM (K3ZCc)

201 Cosell used to get drunk on Monday Night Football, and at least once threw up on Don Merediths shoes.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Wasn't that just Dandy

Posted by: Color commentator Coach Miklos Broyles at September 16, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

202 People can develop sensitivities/insensitivities to things as they age, plus, plants are developing in response to the environment too so today's PI ain't necessarily yesterday's.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2021 09:43 PM (KAi1n)

203 191
Howard Cosell was a loathsome, self-important blowhard. I hated him with a passion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:40 PM (/U27+)

I know, right?

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at September 16, 2021 09:43 PM (+I6Y/)

204 speaking as a fatass, I don't want gubmint to tackle that issue,Chicom Flu or no.
"oh wont someone think of the fatties?" Please G*d, no

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (0ifll)

205 @196 Been watching a lot of videos on it and it seems to work really well and it is fast. My Brother is on a List to get it for his cabin in Southern Ohio.

---------

Glenn Reynolds (Instapundit) has Starlink. He's been mostly pleased with it.

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (PTw5h)

206 isn"t field hocky just where they send kids that are not good enough for the soccer or hocky team, kind of a modern quidditch?



Daughter of Diogenes did field hockey but only so she could wear the little skirt.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (axyOa)

207 Tonsil hockey > field hockey

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)

208 Yeah, Russia Today has been more truthful and accurate than the US electronic press for a while.
Like years.

Morbid obesity and diabetes, combined with advanced age, are the leaders for 'Vid deaths.
You'd never know that by watching US media.
They think that the 'Vid deaths are caused by white nationalists/racists.

US media and government believes in political science, not biological science.

BTW, have you heard about the Indian government/doctors having great success with Ivermectin?
Of course you haven't.
Indian news isn't broadcast in America.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (BsWNJ)

209 so it is not softball for girls that do not know how to hit?


they hit - omg - you do NOT want to get hit by a ball in field hockey

they will mess you up

I've seen goalie masks cracked. balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (j9HX3)

210 Definitely a Paladin: Have gun. Will travel.
-------------
A great good guy AND bad guy.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 09:45 PM (+ya+t)

211 they hit - omg - you do NOT want to get hit by a ball in field hockey

they will mess you up

I've seen goalie masks cracked. balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD
Posted by: B


yeah but it was not pitched right, just sitting there in the grass

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:45 PM (K3ZCc)

212

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM (j9HX3)
-------

Yer not supposed to chew the leaves.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:45 PM (xlqcA)

213 202 People can develop sensitivities/insensitivities to things as they age, plus, plants are developing in response to the environment too so today's PI ain't necessarily yesterday's.


well you're not wrong!

maybe it's alien poison ivy from hell?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:45 PM (j9HX3)

214 Daughter of Diogenes did field hockey but only so she could wear the little skirt.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (axyOa)

Did she also have a long jacket??
https://youtu.be/u7aDstrDMf0

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:45 PM (mZUr4)

215 I've seen goalie masks cracked. balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (j9HX3)

uhhh...phrasing?

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 09:46 PM (+I6Y/)

216 "It's amazing what people millennia ago achieved."

We helped. A lot.

Posted by: slaves at September 16, 2021 09:46 PM (aAP3z)

217 You mean Druid?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda

Thing with druids is, you do need to have them drained, flushed and refilled on a regular schedule.

Posted by: Miklosian DruidCare, open nights, equinoxes and solstices at September 16, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

218 I consider anything that Biden "says," or Biden "declares," or whatever to mean that fuckstick's handlers tell him what to say. And he fucks that up pretty regularly. Biden is not in charge of anything. He is a drooling dotard.

Look. I loathe the man. But he ain't running anything. I blame the puppet-masters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 16, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

219 isn"t field hocky just where they send kids that are not good enough for the soccer or hocky team, kind of a modern quidditch?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:39 PM


Nope. They send those kids to. . .quidditch.

https://youtu.be/GPnnxc1Dfm0

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 09:47 PM (/8Rpb)

220 Cosell used to get drunk on Monday Night Football, and at least once threw up on Don Merediths shoes.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Wasn't that just Dandy
Posted by: Color commentator Coach Miklos Broyles at September 16, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

ISWYDT Miklos! Took the Nestea Plunge, didn't ya?!?

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:47 PM (mZUr4)

221 I think Cosell would've made a great moderator during presidential debates.

Him or maybe Jim McKay.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:47 PM (vuisn)

222 A great good guy AND bad guy.
Posted by: dartist


Even when Richard Boone played a good guy, it always seemed he was one wrong look away from gutting you like a trout.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2021 09:48 PM (r1z5A)

223 208 Yeah, Russia Today has been more truthful and accurate than the US electronic press for a while.
...
---------

They have fun telling the truth and laughing at our lies. Best propaganda they've had in years.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:48 PM (xlqcA)

224 I'm a Barbarian Cleric Warlock.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 16, 2021 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

225
[clears throat, does math]

Lessee, 300 Baud ~ 27 char/sec, 10GB/27 chars/sec = shitload of seconds = shitload of minutes = 101852 hrs. = 4244 days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM (L47aO)

226 Regarding the top pic: my wife did an anatomy class where she and a team actually dissected a cadaver. I am not squeamish by any means, but she would go into a whole lot of detail.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)

Mom's favorite nursing rotation was surgery, before she married our dad. The only "not appropriate for the table" chat she allowed was Daddy telling her about the operations on his surgery day. They were all Eye, so the ick factor could have been worse.
When he was in school, he had to store his practice cow eyeballs in the outside fridge, though.

Posted by: sal at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM (3c1fY)

227 I have StarLink.

What do you want to know?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM (7F9te)

228 ...Even when Richard Boone played a good guy, it always seemed he was one wrong look away from gutting you like a trout.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2021 09:48 PM (r1z5A)
----------

In his first series he played a surgeon.
That was before his nose looked like mine.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (xlqcA)

229 LMAO!

@JeffOnTheRight

BREAKING: Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) invites Nicki Minaj to give the keynote speech at next year's event.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (cF8AT)

230 People can develop sensitivities/insensitivities to things as they age, plus, plants are developing in response to the environment too so today's PI ain't necessarily yesterday's.


I don't know if PI has mutated over the years but I have noticed the blisters and sores have changed a bit as I've gotten older. It takes much longer to completely heal now. Even if I'm doing the blister packs of Prednisone.

I think my body has changed in the way PI affects it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (mD/uy)

231 well anyway in other FH news which I know you all enjoy, the Men's National Team (which usually doesn't get to do anything) now will get to enter an upcoming international competition, because Australia and New Zealand are bagging out because they're too afraid of COVID to participate

so yay US mens team! I'm excited.

btw mens FH is pretty awesome.

again - it's on fast water-based turf, not grass anymore. it's fast like ice but larger and not frozen, duhhh... anyway it's fun. I was an old puck bunny and I love watching both kinds of hockey. they're really really similar. including the physical part.

it used to be really slow, and on grass, but not anymore. I wouldn't have brought it up but you guys asked what I was planning for the weekend!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (j9HX3)

232 Back in high school during olden days girls field hockey was a blood sport.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (IkO4H)

233 Pete Bog is in town, and minutes away from the same bar as I'm sitting at right now.

It's an official MicroMoMe. But we'll drink like at least a MiniMoMe. But nothing like the TexasMoMe. Not even close to that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (BsWNJ)

234 227 I have StarLink.

What do you want to know?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM (7F9te)

How much for startup and monthly?

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (+I6Y/)

235 I have StarLink.

What do you want to know?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM (7F9te)

The next set of winning PowerBall numbers

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (mZUr4)

236 BTW, have you heard about the Indian government/doctors having great success with Ivermectin?
Of course you haven't.
Indian news isn't broadcast in America.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (BsWNJ)

They will never admit it because if there was a cheap, effective prophylactic or medicinal treatment that enabled almost all patients to recover with no muss or fuss, they couldn't justify all of the emergency powers they've been abusing anymore. No more vaccine passports, clot shot mandates, lockdowns, etc.

COVID has been their most effective weapon for advancing the cause of totalitarianism. They will never willingly let it go.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (Msrhc)

237 ISWYDT Miklos! Took the Nestea Plunge, didn't ya?!?
Posted by: Doof

"What we have here, ISWYDT fans, is a classic example...."

Posted by: Miklos learned to love and understand fottball from Coach Frank Broyles at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

238 I have StarLink.

What do you want to know?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM (7F9te)

Is there intelligent life beyond our solar system?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (II3Gr)

239 But not that Brent Musberger guy, he kinda seemed like a dick.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (vuisn)

240 I appear to be a Clard.

Posted by: leber at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (66oZD)

241 I'm a Bard-barian Warlock, it seems.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (II3Gr)

242 Many thanks to those of you that prayed for my daughter earlier today. She had a difficult time in labor, never dialated enough. Finally had a ceasarian. 8 lbs 6 oz of absolutely beautiful granddaughter. Mom and baby doing well. Praise be to God.

Posted by: Scont at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (ZIzLV)

243 Pete Bog is in town, and minutes away from the same bar as I'm sitting at right now.

It's an official MicroMoMe. But we'll drink like at least a MiniMoMe. But nothing like the TexasMoMe. Not even close to that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (BsWNJ)

Awesome! I'll buy an old fashioned for each of you -- put it on Underhill

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (mZUr4)

244 Correia was never Trump but even he thought the election was stolen. I believe he eventually came around.
I read that rant when he posted it last week. He does write some great rants. I also love the monster hunter books.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (UUBmN)

245 Though the wording of that sign is amusing, I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."
Posted by: Dr. T
Yup. I grew up watching Jack Krugman on Quincy. It all seemed pretty clean, solving crimes in the lab, etc. But the reality, pretty gruesome, not sure I want to sit around with beers and brats discussing the latest cases.

Posted by: MikeM at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (fYcSe)

246 44 Oh fuck. They are wearing masks in TV shows now? Do they realize how retarded that is?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:13 PM (z4k8L)


It's a form of brain washing. Wearing masks is being made the default.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (+lVUW)

247 240 I appear to be a Clard.
Posted by: leber at September 16, 2021 09:51 PM (66oZD)

Make sure you get the medicine for that and not the pokemon

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 09:53 PM (6FeV1)

248 I've seen goalie masks cracked. balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD
-------------
Terry Sawchuk

https://tinyurl.com/4dvepysu

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

249 It's even better than that. Lutherville-Timonium, near Cockeysville.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 09:53 PM (Y0dLt)

250 It's a form of brain washing. Wearing masks is being made the default.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (+lVUW)

Masklighting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 09:53 PM (6FeV1)

251

It seems that many/most of the regular ONT punters on duty this evening are "Warlocks" of some fashion...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (CcC3I)

252 I think that Minaj - CPAC thing is a joke...but it's hard to tell these days.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (cF8AT)

253 Pete Bog is in town, and minutes away from the same bar as I'm sitting at right now.

Dude, what bar?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (axyOa)

254 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (6RgRK)

255 balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:44 PM (j9HX3)

Come on!

Posted by: Phrasing? at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (mOiYT)

256 How much for startup and monthly?


I think it was around $500 for the dish and modem.

$99 a month.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (7F9te)

257 congrats Scont! wonderful news I'm glad baby and mom are all good!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (j9HX3)

258 Is there intelligent life beyond our solar system?
Posted by: Insomniac

I'm not fully convinced there is much intelligent life here.

(Other than at AoS that is)

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (mD/uy)

259 BREAKING: Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) invites Nicki Minaj to give the keynote speech at next year's event.
Posted by: Tami

So the Big Tent hasn't actually listened to her lyrics or watched her music videos, I guess. SMDH

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (OssQ4)

260
Praise be to God.
Posted by: Scont at September 16, 2021 09:52 PM (ZIzLV)

_________

Huzzah! Best wishes to mom and daughter from the Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (/U27+)

261 Scont! Wonderful news - congratulations!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (mD/uy)

262
Terry Sawchuk


Gump Worsley

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (pNxlR)

263 Yep masks on tv shows. Masks when you hike the great outdoors.

No masks when you are nuts to butts at a concert or a Fauci orgy though.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:14 PM (DpkTQ)


Or at Obama's birthday party.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (+lVUW)

264 Nikki has over 150 million social media followers.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (V13WU)

265 232 Back in high school during olden days girls field hockey was a blood sport.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2021 09:50 PM (IkO4H)

Mr. S was a blind date to a dance. The only things he knew about me were my name and that I was an All-Star field hockey fullback.

Posted by: sal at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (3c1fY)

266 I just love girls hockey!

Posted by: Heidi Hallstein at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (Y0dLt)

267 It's an official MicroMoMe. But we'll drink like at least a MiniMoMe. But nothing like the TexasMoMe. Not even close to that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Sniff, thanks for the heads up....d***....ummmm, DUDE! (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (r1z5A)

268 I just want to state for the record that today sucked.

Was coming home from a manual labor day at work, got a call from Pooky's therapist, and got back into the car to drive Pooky the 1.5 hrs to the VA for an "immediate psych evaluation," then turned around and came back to a confused but taken-care-of Pookette.

I would also like to state for the record that hallucinations SUCK.

Posted by: pookysgirl is tired, sore, and fried at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (XKZwp)

269 It's all fun and games until you examine your first donovanosis patient.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:22 PM (mD/uy)
------------------

Thanks

https://is.gd/B8yQS5

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (xlqcA)

270 balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD

Posted by: BlackOrchid

DON'T PULL!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (mD/uy)

271 They are wearing masks in TV shows now? Do they realize how retarded that is?
Posted by:


they think somebody is going to get covid over the tv or internets?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (K3ZCc)

272 I'm evidently a Paladin-Rogue.

Or a plague.

Either one works.

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (/8Rpb)

273 Terry Sawchuk

Gump Worsley

Stan Makita

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)

274 I lost weight a few years ago. Yay Gainzz thread. I haven't checked but I would't be surprised if I am still over the overweight # under the new guidelines from Barky's reign of error. And I wondered at the time "is this just meant to ensure that a huge majority are classified as overweight as some kind of salve to the triggleypuffs of the world?" 'well so what I'm fat, so is 75% of the population?' type of deal.

And yes I do know the country has gotten fatter. My work is fairly lean, and my distance riding hobby I see mostly people that are somewhat fit out on the trails, hikers, bikers and riders like myself. I was struck how large people are when I flew a few years ago. These were not people of Walmart, but business and suburban rich enough to vacation class people.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (pxVvf)

275
Look. I loathe the man. But he ain't running anything. I blame the puppet-masters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son


Blame Melakon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

276

Nicki Minaj > Megan Thee Manatee

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (CcC3I)

277 balls are hard; girls whack them VERY FAST and HARD

Posted by: BlackOrchid

DON'T PULL!!
Posted by: T


phrasing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 16, 2021 09:56 PM (K3ZCc)

278 264 Nikki has over 150 million social media followers.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 09:55 PM (V13WU)


And the government has 150 million unused vax doses they're trying to unload.

Wonder if the guv is going to try to make a deal with Nikki? "You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 09:57 PM (6RgRK)

279 Is there intelligent life beyond our solar system?

I question whether there is intelligent life in our solar system.

But beyond it, yes, there is the eternal God of Israel, through whom all things were created.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:57 PM (7F9te)

280 It's all fun and games until you examine your first donovanosis patient.

Posted by: Tonypete

Thanks

https://is.gd/B8yQS5
Posted by: Braenyard

Told ya! But nooooo, you had to go and look.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)

281 nice Sal!

I played in school (it was basically required where I went) as an absolutely useless attacker

it's definitely a different game now, so much faster

girls run run run

she started in soccer but enjoyed the "thinking" of hockey more than soccer ... not sure I ever got that one but anyway

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 16, 2021 09:57 PM (j9HX3)

282 I have StarLink.

What do you want to know?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 09:49 PM


How well does it work and is it worth the expense?

I'm on the waiting list.

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 09:57 PM (/8Rpb)

283 = 4244 days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

FUN FACT

I was working for Newsweek (gulps, well there I said it) in Budapest in the early 90s. Could have sent text by modem, but NOOOO

I had to fax my copy to the Fancy-Ass Newsweek International Fucking Headquarters in NYC. To be retyped.

Because I had a better internet "node" as the kids called it in Budapest than Newsweek had in NYC. Or was just less of a dumbass.

Posted by: Miklos , with oh so many fine stories of Media types (intermediate at best, sez me) at September 16, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

284 Blame Melakon
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The more I read about that guy, the more I dislike him.
Oh wait, that was Hitler

-stuff the Norm MacDonald might have said.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 16, 2021 09:58 PM (tjZg/)

285

Guinea worms > donovanosis

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 09:58 PM (CcC3I)

286 Coselle: "You either go on the ground or in the air."

No Howard. You can go underground.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:59 PM (xopIz)

287 258 Is there intelligent life beyond our solar system?
Posted by: Insomniac

I'm not fully convinced there is much intelligent life here.

(Other than at AoS that is)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 09:54 PM (mD/uy)

There isn't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 09:59 PM (z4k8L)

288 Starlink is/was $599 startup and 99/mo

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 09:59 PM (5NC6n)

289 DON'T PULL!!
Posted by: T


phrasing?
Posted by: confederatefifth

pull the other phrase

Posted by: Miklos, juvenile at heart at September 16, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

290
Terry Sawchuk

Gump Worsley

Stan Makita
__________

Chris Pronger

https://youtu.be/4S1Dfs8hgR4

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 10:00 PM (/U27+)

291 No Howard. You can go underground.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 09:59 PM (xopIz)

That's what the NFL has been missing all these years.....

Sappers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 10:00 PM (6FeV1)

292 288 Starlink is/was $599 startup and 99/mo
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 09:59 PM (5NC6n)

Does not sound bad. The review from Insty is that it is pretty fast with few, if any, interruptions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:00 PM (z4k8L)

293

Gutfeld up...

https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 10:00 PM (GsLZF)

294 Starlink and tell Comcast good by lover kma.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (xlqcA)

295 When you start to type in donovanosis, Donovan's Reef comes up.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Y0dLt)

296 What kind of up/down speeds do you get with star link? And is the service subject to frequent interruptions?

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (GtpEB)

297 When you start to type in donovanosis, Donovan's Reef comes up.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Y0dLt)

My buddy is in a band that plays there all the time

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (6FeV1)

298 @244 Correia was never Trump but even he thought the election was stolen. I believe he eventually came around.

------------

Corriea didn't like Trump during the primary, but voted for him during the general, and warmed up to him quickly afterwards.

As for the 2020 election - Correia was an accountant before he started making lots of money as an author (and he is making lots of money as an author). He stated pretty much from the start that the election stank. He also made a post on his blog in which he invited other accountants to state whether they had ever seen anything as fishy as the election in which there hadn't been fraud involved. IIRC, out of the dozens of individuals who responded, exactly one claimed that he had, and that company's records were an absolute disaster.

Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 10:02 PM (PTw5h)

299 I'm a Barbarian Cleric Warlock.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 16, 2021 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)


How many words per minute can you type ALH? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 16, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

300 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I THOUGHT NICKI MINAJ WAS JUST AN AIRHEAD. BOY WAS I WRONG.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 10:02 PM (xopIz)

301 re announcers: Rob Navias has been the voice of Houston Mission Control for about 30 years - I enjoy hearing his voice and I believe he'd have been considered to have a top-tier sports announcer voice. (I am biased - he's a friend.)

Example: https://tinyurl.com/bfbfatff

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 10:02 PM (AMIL/)

302 210 Definitely a Paladin: Have gun. Will travel.
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A great good guy AND bad guy.
Posted by: dartist
*******
Boone vz Big Jake: "I thought you were dead".

Posted by: Cosda at September 16, 2021 10:02 PM (6VeCt)

303 295 When you start to type in donovanosis, Donovan's Reef comes up.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Y0dLt)

The name is Donovan!

They don't give those stars for good behavior.

Happy. Birthday!


Posted by: Guns Donovan at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (z4k8L)

304 Starlink is/was $599 startup and 99/mo
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss

The word is that there are 600,000 on the waiting list, and right now they can only build 5,000 downlink sets a week.
But they are designing a new downlink set that will be able to be built at "multiples" of that, and will be cheaper.
That's the $599 down part, and actually, the downlink set costs MORE than that to build now, but they recover earnings on the $99/month fee.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (tjZg/)

305 It's looking as if McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, and all the rest have permanently transitioned to a drive-thru model of business, with no inside counter service, and no inside seating.

Only the toll road travel plazas with their food courts seem to have sit-down inside.

In the cities and suburbs, it's sit in the car line then shout your order to the mic next to the loudspeaker on the menu panel.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (XVNeL)

306 How well does it work and is it worth the expense?


Extremely well.

My other option is DSL. StarLink is faster, fewer service interruptions and for me it is cheaper.

Weather doesn't knock it out like it can with satellite television. Most service interruptions last no more than 2 minutes.

Set up takes 5 minutes, unless you are running it through walls, roof mounting etc. I just had it on the deck for a few months at ground level before putting on the roof and it worked just fine. No checking the azimuth or any of that bullshit. Just plug it in and download an app.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (7F9te)

307 I think the trick with the D&D class is you don't get to pick your own, people will tell you which you are.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (P4LRL)

308 I wish to Horde-source, please. I have my hot iron ready.

We have a bunch of paper road maps, states and cities, from Mr. Bassman's band traveling days that occurred before the advent of smart phones. We are packing for our move and getting rid of stuff.

Should we donate the maps or throw them away? It seems a shame to discard them, but I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (6RgRK)

309 58 I had a History Professor talk about how the Romans and the Greeks would leave babies at a temple at the edge of town if the Baby was unwanted and left it's fate up to the Gods. We were horrified by what she was talking about and she then said This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.
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Huh. Change the context just slightly and people suddenly see how wrong behavior can be...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:16 PM (K5n5d)


On Nextdoor there are women commenters who are just typical liberals, especially when it comes to wildlife, oh, and housing developments knocking down a few trees. A couple of them were getting themselves all worked up because some kid found a baby rabbit that was about the size of a pinkie or a thumb. And "gee whiz, can't take it to the vet because it's the weekend, my son is trying desperately to keep it alive." And all these nutters are gushing over how wonderful this kid is for depriving some poor owl of its lunch.

Anyhow, I really wanted to respond with, "You're pro abortion, aren't you." Coward that I am, I didn't because I use my real name.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

310 How fast can you program in APL?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 10:04 PM (xopIz)

311 Boone vz Big Jake: "I thought you were dead".
Posted by: Cosda at September 16, 2021 10:02 PM (6VeCt)

Not hardly...

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 10:04 PM (BgMrQ)

312 I think today I identify as the drunk in Glasgow.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 16, 2021 10:04 PM (SDdx5)

313 296 What kind of up/down speeds do you get with star link? And is the service subject to frequent interruptions?
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (GtpEB)

Glenn reynolds has the service in beta. Do a search on his name and starlink through the instapundit domain and he has reviewed it a couple of times.

Posted by: Guns Donovan at September 16, 2021 10:04 PM (z4k8L)

314 Nicki, NIcki...Ok. still , 150 million followers. I don't think she is the type to be bullied into anything, but we shall seee

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:05 PM (V13WU)

315 "303 295 When you start to type in donovanosis, Donovan's Reef comes up.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Y0dLt)

The name is Donovan!

They don't give those stars for good behavior.

Happy. Birthday!"
*******
Great movie: John Wayne, Lee Marvin, some good looking broad.

Posted by: Cosda at September 16, 2021 10:05 PM (6VeCt)

316 /off Wayne sock.

Posted by: Guns Donovan at September 16, 2021 10:05 PM (z4k8L)

317 Sock removal fail. Not my night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:05 PM (z4k8L)

318 When Starlink covers NWFL we will get it for the farm

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 10:06 PM (mbFEM)

319 Great movie: John Wayne, Lee Marvin, some good looking broad.
Posted by: Cosda at September 16, 2021 10:05 PM (6VeCt)

Elizabeth Allen, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:06 PM (z4k8L)

320 Januvia...has a ring to it

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:07 PM (V13WU)

321 Staravia..

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:08 PM (V13WU)

322 Nikki has over 150 million social media followers.
Posted by: runner

CEO: Nicki is fine, she's cool.
VP Karenina: Ban her! Burn her!

CEO: Nicki is fine

VP Karenina: In your lane, white boy. I am the VP of SHUT UP! It's right here on my lanyard badge.

CEO: Thanks for your input. Now go sit quietly and count your stock options, while you have any.

Posted by: Unnamed Sources (it's probably Miklos) at September 16, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

323 That Hitler guy was a real jerk.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

324 Emmie,
the Books, Paper goods and Ephemera gal at our thrift store gets maps occasionally. Depends on what sort of shape they're in, if they can be used for art or crafting.

Posted by: sal at September 16, 2021 10:08 PM (3c1fY)

325 junior,
I know he came over to Trump but didn't like him at the start. I guess I forgot to explain that part...
my main point is Correia can write a righteous rant when he's in the mood!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:09 PM (UUBmN)

326 Speaking of Newsweek. I met a Newsweek reporterett in the Bahamas in ~ 1973. I had to borrow $6.00 from her to pay the airport tax to get out of there. Stiffed her, so to speak.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 10:09 PM (AmoqO)

327 Thanks Zettai! We have been watching almost every night. So so funny

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 16, 2021 10:09 PM (/UQ/R)

328 Anyhow, I really wanted to respond with, "You're pro abortion, aren't you." Coward that I am, I didn't because I use my real name.

*************

My latest name on NextDoor is Slappy Tinklevoss, and Ive already been banned 8 times for having opinions.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 16, 2021 10:09 PM (hQVBP)

329 What kind of up/down speeds do you get with star link? And is the service subject to frequent interruptions?
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:01 PM (GtpEB)


My test just said 243 mbps down, 26 mbps up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:09 PM (7F9te)

330 Good evening horde....i seem to be late to the thread.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:10 PM (Kab4E)

331 Should we donate the maps or throw them away? It seems a shame to discard them, but I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.
Posted by: Emmie

me me me me

I have road maps (marked up) from people who did them before I wuz born even

Posted by: Unnamed Sources (it's probably Miklos) at September 16, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

332 Sarah Palin and Dr. Drew are on tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 16, 2021 10:10 PM (/UQ/R)

333 U.S. Rep Anthony Gonzalez (R) OH will not seek reelection.

https://is.gd/z1Jqu6

Gonzalez is one of the OH GOPe assholes that voted to impeach PDT.

Good riddance trash.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (mD/uy)

334 Should we donate the maps or throw them away? It seems a shame to discard them, but I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.
Posted by: Emmie

me me me me

I have road maps (marked up) from people who did them before I wuz born even


Old road maps are awesome.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

335 Good evening horde....i seem to be late to the thread.


==


yes, last call was 5 minutes ago...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (V13WU)

336 Depends on what sort of shape they're in, if they can be used for art or crafting.
Posted by: sal at September 16, 2021 10:08 PM (3c1fY)


Thanks, Sal! Now that I think of it, I believe I've heard of people using maps for gift wrap.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (6RgRK)

337 My test just said 243 mbps down, 26 mbps up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

So.

High class hooker AND registered nurse

Posted by: Miklos, liking professionalosm in all cases at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

338 how about starlink service in crappy weather - how does it compare to say DISH - that always shit the bed when we had thunderstorms

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 10:12 PM (+I6Y/)

339 U.S. Rep Anthony Gonzalez (R) OH will not seek reelection.

*********

Doesnt want to give us the satisfaction of seeing him get anal probed by a barbed baseball bat in the primaries

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 16, 2021 10:12 PM (hQVBP)

340 @Emmie , get rid of them.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:12 PM (V13WU)

341 Can we multiclass? If so, I'm a Warlock/Rogue. I have the sleeping habits of a Warlock and a tendency to just disappear from gatherings like a Rogue...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

That whole bit has me baffled. Never got into dungeons and dragqueens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:12 PM (81Mna)

342 I had 12M/896k Centurylink DSL for years, during the Minnesota era. I had no issues with it, but I'm also not a heavy duty media streamer.

Also, I should note that unlike some other telcos *cough*AT&T that offer DSL, CenturyLink is comfortable with it from a technical standpoint and doesn't treat its users like children.

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 10:13 PM (UewuT)

343 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:03 PM

Good to hear. It's going in at my other place in the boondocks, where there is neither cable nor phone and cell signals suck, even with boosters.

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 10:13 PM (/8Rpb)

344
yes, last call was 5 minutes ago...

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (V13WU)

Damn....story of my life.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:13 PM (Kab4E)

345 My latest name on NextDoor is Slappy Tinklevoss, and Ive already been banned 8 times for having opinions.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger

Not like that Voss von Slaptinkle.

Everybody likes that guy.

Posted by: Miklos, changing his name to Raymond, in last bid to be Liked by Everybody at September 16, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

346 Donovan's Reef is great.

I heard old folks talk about "South Pacific." Maybe it was copyright laws, but I didn't see it in my youth. I saw it years later. It was great.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 10:13 PM (xopIz)

347 That whole bit has me baffled. Never got into dungeons and dragqueens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

Which is why I don't even click on stuff like that.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 10:14 PM (bgWIn)

348 StarLink's last email to me said they expect to be competitive with cable modem soon on speed, both because they are launching more satellites and because they will soon be transmitting data between satellites with laser instead of bouncing them off of earth based relay stations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:14 PM (7F9te)

349 Miklos, and Some Rat, would you like me to send the maps to you? I guess you could view them as Flash Cadillac memorabilia.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:14 PM (6RgRK)

350 Should we donate the maps or throw them away? It seems a shame to discard them, but I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.
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Donate them to someone who gives f*ck about them. I just got a huge stash of topos from a friend who is downsizing. No clue what I will do with them, but they are not useless.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:14 PM (wybbI)

351 dungeons and dragqueens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:12 PM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 10:14 PM (GsLZF)

352 331 Should we donate the maps or throw them away? It seems a shame to discard them, but I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.
Posted by: Emmie

me me me me

I have road maps (marked up) from people who did them before I wuz born even

Posted by: Unnamed Sources (it's probably Miklos) at September 16, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

Keep one set handy for after the Fall (of everything). Store them next to your ammo supply.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:15 PM (Kab4E)

353 161 On the plus side you get to see nude Jennifer Lawrence.

On the negative side you have to listen to nude Jennifer Lawrence.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (DpkTQ)


That is an excellent point.

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 10:15 PM (UewuT)

354 *packrats

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:15 PM (V13WU)

355 I think I would keep a few maps..for the burning times. They dont take up that much space

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 10:15 PM (+I6Y/)

356 Also, I should note that unlike some other telcos *cough*AT&T that offer DSL, CenturyLink is comfortable with it from a technical standpoint and doesn't treat its users like children.
Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 10:13 PM (UewuT)
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CenturyLink is charging me a frickin' arm and a leg for DSL. I'm trying to get changed over to fiber to save money.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2021 10:16 PM (LBiAf)

357 Hollywood hasn't trotted out the sitcom

911

YET.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2021 10:16 PM (aa+zj)

358 how about starlink service in crappy weather - how does it compare to say DISH - that always shit the bed when we had thunderstorms
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 10:12 PM (+I6Y/)

....

Nope.

When my DirecTv craps out, I flip over and watch streaming apps.

Think I'm gonna shitcan Direct and just go to streaming television soon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (7F9te)

359 I must be Rogue since I often disappear without saying goodbye.
Or as they call it, the Irish Exit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:21

I'd never heard that phrase till I got edumacated here. Have done that, but sometimes it's just too much trouble to say goodbye to the host. They like you enough to invite you so I expect they will forgive, or not even notice, this minor faux pau.

I've done worse at a party but I'm not gonna share here. How about you?

Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (55Qr6)

360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (V13WU)

361 355 I think I would keep a few maps..for the burning times. They dont take up that much space
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We went to the local library's "friends o' the library" book sale last week... In the parking lot my wife said "keep your eye out for reference books and encyclopedias".

She's finally starting to get it.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (wybbI)

362 Well the convicted terrorist from Bellingham certainly has the right name for it - Reiche

Seig Heil biotch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (Grzvc)

363 Emmie, I wonder if you could make those paper maps into frames for pictures of Mr. Bassman? Or maybe use them as a wallpaper backdrop for those pictures? Of course, I'm assuming that you have framable pictures. :S

(PS-I only know the song "Mr. Bassman" from The Muppet Show, I've never heard the original.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, MAHNA MAHNA at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (XKZwp)

364 Miklos, and Some Rat, would you like me to send the maps to you? I guess you could view them as Flash Cadillac memorabilia.
Posted by: Emmie

As you are inclined

Posted by: Miklos, musically road trip ripped at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

365 All the starlets show their tits, eventually.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (xopIz)

366 I'm sure that Autopsy Club pursues open Mike night with great rigor. They probably hold their meetings at the VFW Post.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM (m45I2)

367
I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.
Posted by: Emmie


How old are they? Do they have drawings of dragons in the ocean?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM (63Dwl)

368 I recall some peoples' garages...holy cow...cars parked in the driveway because their 2-3 car garage was filled with crap.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM (V13WU)

369 360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (V13WU)


.....

Ex-girlfriend. About 6 months ago.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM (7F9te)

370 https://is.gd/z1Jqu6

Gonzalez is one of the OH GOPe assholes that voted to impeach PDT.

Good riddance trash.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:11 PM (mD/uy)
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2022 is going to be a rough year for lefty Pubbies, it's going to be a terrible year for Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:20 PM (xlqcA)

371 (PS-I only know the song "Mr. Bassman" from The Muppet Show, I've never heard the original.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, MAHNA MAHNA at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (XKZwp


I will have to look the Muppet show song. My Mr. Bassman would not have heard it there.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:21 PM (6RgRK)

372 How old are they? Do they have drawings of dragons in the ocean?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

My high school yearbook does

Posted by: Miklos, went to Parochial School on Iona at September 16, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

373 >>> 331 Should we donate the maps or throw them away? It seems a shame to discard them, but I don't know if anyone collects things like old-ish maps. I guess I've seen them used as wall decor.
Posted by: Emmie

me me me me

I have road maps (marked up) from people who did them before I wuz born even
Posted by: Unnamed Sources (it's probably Miklos) at September 16, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

me three! paper maps don't need batteries, or an internet connection

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:21 PM (ACi07)

374 I'm sure that Autopsy Club pursues open Mike night with great rigor. They probably hold their meetings at the VFW Post.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM



*SNORT

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 10:21 PM (6xS+p)

375 Remember Rex Barney, "Give that fan a contract!"? I made a really nice bare handed catch of a BJ Surhoff foul ball the year after Rex died. I've always kinda believed that if Rex was still there, I would have gotten a contract (they really did give the fan a ceremonial contract).
Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 09:27 PM (+GH2e)

I was at the hotel this evening, and the Yankees-B'more game was one. B'more down 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth. Two out. Batter gets a base hit, goes to first. Steals second when catcher bobbles the ball, Advances to third when next batter gets a hit. Steals home when catcher bobbles another one. Tie game!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (81Mna)

376 My high school yearbook does
Posted by: Miklos, went to Parochial School on Iona

Printed on papyrus scrolls was it?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

377 The Ultimate Howard Cosell Announcer Work, IMHO, and an all-time classic sports announcing job:

https://tinyurl.com/ywh6jpv2

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (AMIL/)

378 361 355 I think I would keep a few maps..for the burning times. They dont take up that much space
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We went to the local library's "friends o' the library" book sale last week... In the parking lot my wife said "keep your eye out for reference books and encyclopedias".

She's finally starting to get it.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (wybbI)

I went ahead and bought both volumes of Escape the City (for how-to homesteading). Thanks Tim Pool there for having the author on.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)

379 How old are they? Do they have drawings of dragons in the ocean?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM (63Dwl)


Probably 1980s and 1990s.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (6RgRK)

380 2022 is going to be a rough year for lefty Pubbies, it's going to be a terrible year for Democrats.
Posted by: Braenyard

I thought the same about 2020

Posted by: Miklos, theft legalized whether Grand or Pettit at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

381 hahaha! but seriously, when was the last tine you used that 3 wheel radio flyer ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (V13WU)

382 Printed on papyrus scrolls was it?
Posted by: Tonypete

II good

II B

IV gotten

Posted by: Miklos, from memory at September 16, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

383 360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (V13WU)
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You must be more specific.
None of the items in the second floor of my house have been used in six years. There are items in containers that have not been used for twenty years.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:24 PM (xlqcA)

384 Another fan of succulents here

Super easy to grow

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 10:24 PM (5NC6n)

385 I've got some old road maps from the 60s and 70s. Esso, Mobil (flying red horse logo), one of New England with autumn trees on the cover from 1968, they're all time capsules.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:24 PM (Y0dLt)

386 I have atlases of Colorado, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah and other states.

Plus, I yoinked a bunch of maps from my tour in Germany that the Army used for training. Works of art, those maps. The level of detail was, well, German. But also, I say as an artist, artistic. that weird German duality.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)

387 You must be more specific.
None of the items in the second floor of my house have been used in six years. There are items in containers that have not been used for twenty years.

==

if you have not used them for 20 years , you don't need them

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (V13WU)

388 I thought the same about 2020

Posted by: Miklos, theft legalized whether Grand or Pettit at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
--

Which will make '22 and '24 all the sweeter.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (xlqcA)

389 I must be Rogue since I often disappear without saying goodbye.
Or as they call it, the Irish Exit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:21

I'd never heard that phrase till I got edumacated here.
Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (55Qr6)


Southern Hospitality takes 30-45 minutes to say "good bye" and there is sweet tea involved.

Midwest Polite has had to piss REALLY bad that whole time but doesn't want to seem unsociable and is also a little confused that Southern Hospitality didn't understand that the universal signal of slapping one's thighs and saying WELP while standing up means "I am leaving right now".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (P4LRL)

390 Esso, Mobil (flying red horse logo), one of New England with autumn trees on the cover from 1968, they're all time capsules.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Nice - from the same time frame, I loved the Esso gas pumps at the plazas on the PA Turnpike. They had a little glass cup with colored balls inside that spun around when the gas was being dispensed.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (mD/uy)

391 ==

if you have not used them for 20 years , you don't need them

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (V13WU)
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My bug out bag?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (xlqcA)

392 385 I've got some old road maps from the 60s and 70s. Esso, Mobil (flying red horse logo), one of New England with autumn trees on the cover from 1968, they're all time capsules.
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And most of the roads are still there...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (wybbI)

393 Holy crap WeirdDave I loved BJ Surhoff. My favorite Oriole for a long time.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (Y0dLt)

394 Okay, if I bring my maps to the TXMoMe, will the interested morons be attending so they can pick out what they want?

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (6RgRK)

395 328 Anyhow, I really wanted to respond with, "You're pro abortion, aren't you." Coward that I am, I didn't because I use my real name.

*************

My latest name on NextDoor is Slappy Tinklevoss, and Ive already been banned 8 times for having opinions.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 16, 2021 10:09 PM (hQVBP)


Having opinions, or having the wrong kind of opinions? Apparently, the opinion that a company that is cutting down some trees to build some houses is eeeevil, is a perfectly acceptable opinion that won't get you banned. And they're doing it just to make money, the bastards!

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

396 If she and her partner had been screwing with a different railroad, they'd probably not have been charged. But they were fucking with liberal globalist Warren Buffett's railroad.
Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 09:35 PM (/8Rpb)

Those two need to be sewn into burlap sacks, and thrown onto the RR track just ahead of an oncoming train.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (81Mna)

397 We went to the local library's "friends o' the library" book sale last week... In the parking lot my wife said "keep your eye out for reference books and encyclopedias".

She's finally starting to get it.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (wybbI)

Catholic classics and the wherewithal to have a house Mass. Western Civ anything.

Posted by: sal at September 16, 2021 10:27 PM (3c1fY)

398 365 All the starlets show their tits, eventually.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 16, 2021 10:18 PM (xopIz)

There was an actress in the same age range as Jennifer Lawrence coming to prominence around the same time (early 2010's)...well, she didnt put out so she didnt get the roles.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:27 PM (Kab4E)

399 >>> 391 ==

if you have not used them for 20 years , you don't need them

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:25 PM (V13WU)
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My bug out bag?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (xlqcA)

It takes up the entire second floor?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:27 PM (ACi07)

400 Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM



*SNORT
Posted by: Zettai

You know, he even went to school just for that joke.

Posted by: Miklos, respectfully submitted from S. Tchoupitoulas St. at September 16, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

401
2022 is going to be a rough year for lefty Pubbies, it's going to be a terrible year for Democrats.
Posted by: Braenyard

I thought the same about 2020
Posted by: Miklos


Yeah, I wouldn't bet the farm (or even the outhouse) on that happening.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

402 I'd like to have an old cigarette lighter plug-in Garmin GPS, so that I have GPS service without being tracked by my phone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (7F9te)

403 394 Okay, if I bring my maps to the TXMoMe, will the interested morons be attending so they can pick out what they want?

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (6RgRK)

Absolutely. As a kid, i used to spend hours going through the Thomas Bros.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (Kab4E)

404 In a world where we struggle to keep up with the gusher of media content, it's always a pleasure to see a headline that contains the words "Nicki Minaj," and thereby immediately to know that the article is of no interest whatever, and can be immediately skipped.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (qpX6U)

405 I'm gonna leave for a bit, but check back in an hour to see how I can gets maps to morons.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (6RgRK)

406 >>> 394 Okay, if I bring my maps to the TXMoMe, will the interested morons be attending so they can pick out what they want?
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (6RgRK)

Miklos will be jealous...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:29 PM (ACi07)

407 Southern Hospitality takes 30-45 minutes to say "good bye" and there is sweet tea involved.
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And the customary exchange of full/empty Tupperware...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:29 PM (wybbI)

408 290
Terry Sawchuk
Gump Worsley
Stan Makita
_________
Chris Pronger
https://youtu.be/4S1Dfs8hgR4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 10:00 PM (/U27+)


The only NHL game fatality:

https://tinyurl.com/853kyfnb

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 10:29 PM (AMIL/)

409 Okay, if I bring my maps to the TXMoMe, will the interested morons be attending so they can pick out what they want?

Posted by: Emmie

I could bring an big old box of antique tools that I just can't use and the kids don't want.

Does two tables a swap-meet make?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)

410 Well, I have a Kimber I'd like to sell...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

411 I could bring an big old box of antique tools that I just can't use and the kids don't want.

Does two tables a swap-meet make?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)


I think we've floated the idea of a box-of-holsters swap.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:31 PM (P4LRL)

412 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 16, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)

413 Last Star Link Question: Do they put limits on how much you can download in a month? I looked at dish, but it had a limit of 20 Gb/month. If i want to download something like Red Dead Redemption it's 5 X that.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:31 PM (+GH2e)

414 I think we've floated the idea of a box-of-holsters swap.
Posted by: hogmartin
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I have some of those too...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:31 PM (UUBmN)

415 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17

It's usually the opposite. I've held on to something forever and finally throw it away. Then need it the next frigging week.

Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 10:32 PM (55Qr6)

416 402 I'd like to have an old cigarette lighter plug-in Garmin GPS, so that I have GPS service without being tracked by my phone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (7F9te)

We have one of those. Good to know we should keep it.

Posted by: sal at September 16, 2021 10:32 PM (3c1fY)

417 Southern Hospitality didn't understand that the universal signal of slapping one's thighs and saying WELP while standing up means "I am leaving right now".
Posted by: hogmartin

No.

It means I will stay if there's still food and likker, but will piss RATCHEER (Bubba won't mind, nor Mrs. Bubba, hell we cousins)

Posted by: Miklos, in the Redneck part of South Carolina at September 16, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

418 When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.

******

That has never happened at my house.

It is a virtual guarantee however that when I finally throw away something that I've held onto for more than 10 years I will need it within the next two weeks.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:32 PM (m45I2)

419

I've not looked at a physical paper map since I discovered GPS technology...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 10:32 PM (6xS+p)

420 hola chamucos y chamucas y bully

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 16, 2021 10:33 PM (oSX/P)

421 It is a virtual guarantee however that when I finally throw away something that I've held onto for more than 10 years I will need it within the next two weeks.
Posted by: Muldoon
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**nods head sagely**
This is in fact a real phenomenon!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:33 PM (UUBmN)

422 I have some of those too...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:31 PM (UUBmN)


Bring 'em, if you want. I have a couple I could put up.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (P4LRL)

423 Farmer @415

fist bump. You've been reading my mail.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (m45I2)

424 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17

Today

c. 1990 microwave bacon cooker rack

Took two hours to find the top, otherwise messy

Posted by: Miklos, in truth at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

425 I could bring an big old box of antique tools that I just can't use and the kids don't want.

Does two tables a swap-meet make?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)

So...whats the different between a swap-meet and flea market?

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (Kab4E)

426 360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17 P

Tuesday. I used a used-up candle-jar that I normally would throw out but kept because it had a fall scene on it. When the electricity went out, it was really handy for the little tea candle, which is in a flimsy metal holder that heats up before the candle is out.

I have THE most useless maps btw. Two nautical maps from the Port Huron-to-Mackinaw Island race in the '70s, pre-GPS. Marked lines and notations - taffrail log? I don't own a boat, let alone sail, but I like unfolding them to look at them, from time to time.



Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (/+bwe)

427 I was at the hotel this evening, and the Yankees-B'more game was one. B'more down 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth. Two out. Batter gets a base hit, goes to first. Steals second when catcher bobbles the ball, Advances to third when next batter gets a hit. Steals home when catcher bobbles another one. Tie game!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:22 PM (81Mna)

And the Os actually won in the 10th. First guy up dropped a beautiful bunt to move the "free runner" (new rule for extra innings) from 2nd to 3rd. Bunt was good enough that there was no throw. Intentional walk loaded the bases. Bloop single to win.

We don't get to see the Os win too much anymore. Good to see "small ball" back in use

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)

428 389 I must be Rogue since I often disappear without saying goodbye.
Or as they call it, the Irish Exit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 09:21

I'd never heard that phrase till I got edumacated here.
Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (55Qr6)

Southern Hospitality takes 30-45 minutes to say "good bye" and there is sweet tea involved.

--

I'm in the South but by the time I leave everyone is too wasted to notice, so it's all good.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (vuisn)

429 I would love to pick over tools, and holsters...

Hmm, this is almost a set-up or something...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:35 PM (ACi07)

430 In my news feed I'm getting " mom dies breastfeeding shipwreck". Not sure I want to click on that one.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:35 PM (Y0dLt)

431 Hey, hogmartin! How's it going? Have your chickens done anything but look pretty?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (/+bwe)

432

When I see "swap meet", I think used motorbike parts...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (6xS+p)

433 I have THE most useless maps btw. Two nautical maps from the Port Huron-to-Mackinaw Island race in the '70s, pre-GPS. Marked lines and notations - taffrail log? I don't own a boat, let alone sail, but I like unfolding them to look at them, from time to time.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:34 PM (/+bwe)


You should get a set of dividers, just in case.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (P4LRL)

434 I went ahead and bought both volumes of Escape the City (for how-to homesteading).

I did too, but one of them was bound by someone on LSD. All the pages are upside down, and they are backwards. I mean you read the right hand page first, it continues on the left hand page and then on the back of that one. It's like it was bound for the Hebrew market or something.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (+GH2e)

435 369 360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:17 PM (V13WU)


.....

Ex-girlfriend. About 6 months ago.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:19 PM (7F9te)


Lol BC. I had a wife like that once. As to packratage, I'm somewhat of an expert, 2nd hand... My parents apparently never threw away anything. I'm in Year 2 of The Great Disposal; at least one more year to go.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (F0YaR)

436 Last Star Link Question: Do they put limits on how much you can download in a month? I looked at dish, but it had a limit of 20 Gb/month. If i want to download something like Red Dead Redemption it's 5 X that.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:31 PM (+GH2e)

......

There are no data caps at this time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (7F9te)

437 Miklos will be jealous...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Envious, no.

Jealous perhaps.

Posted by: Miklos, then comes the revenge part at September 16, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

438 >>> 431 Hey, hogmartin! How's it going? Have your chickens done anything but look pretty?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (/+bwe)

They were still freeloaders last I heard.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:37 PM (ACi07)

439 Hey, hogmartin! How's it going? Have your chickens done anything but look pretty?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (/+bwe)


They ate some grapes and tomatoes. That's about it so far. Another month yet, at least.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:37 PM (P4LRL)

440 @Braenyard, there is a nonzero probability that we don't make it to the '22 elections. It's not very likely, but it's possible that things completely go sideways sometime in the next 14 months.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2021 10:38 PM (BMmaB)

441 ..I'd like to have an old cigarette lighter plug-in Garmin GPS, so that I have GPS service without being tracked by my phone. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (7F9te)

They still make 'em, and better now than ever. You can buy an RV specific Garmin, key-in the dimensions of your rig, and it'll keep you from undertall overpasses and width-deprived roads, so as you don't go all P-38 on your RV's roof or sides. You can also get trucker/CDL specific units, with all the truck stops and diesel repair shops. Hazmat routes, too. Good place to hunt for certain desirable cargos, IYKWIM.

Friends don't let friends use phone based maps or gps. Rat-Fink tech, 100%

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2021 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

442 You should get a set of dividers, just in case.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM

I am at a loss. When I saw "dividers," I thought 3-ring binder dividers, and then one thing led to another... and now I remember the snark about Romney's binders full of women....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:38 PM (/+bwe)

443 Well, Colbert just came on and I am already ready to *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:39 PM (z4k8L)

444 "All the starlets show their tits, eventually."

"There was an actress in the same age range as Jennifer Lawrence coming to prominence around the same time (early 2010's)...well, she didnt put out so she didnt get the roles."


Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2021 10:39 PM (4thlk)

445 Hey, hogmartin! How's it going? Have your chickens done anything but look pretty?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (/+bwe)

They ate some grapes and tomatoes. That's about it so far. Another month yet, at least.
Posted by: hogmartin

I am looking at quail. (minds out the gutter, People)

Quail seem to have advantages over chickens.

Posted by: Miklos, re-learning the Old Ways at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

446 No data caps with Starlink

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (5NC6n)

447
So...whats the different between a swap-meet and flea market?
Posted by: redchief


Maybe swap-meet is a West coast thing and flea market is East coast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

448 Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business.
___

Good for her.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (bgWIn)

449 I am at a loss. When I saw "dividers," I thought 3-ring binder dividers, and then one thing led to another... and now I remember the snark about Romney's binders full of women....
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:38 PM (/+bwe)


The little pointy-leg things that look like a geometry compass. If you have charts out, people might think they're just for show, but if you have a set of dividers too, they know they need to take you seriously.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (P4LRL)

450 I think I would keep a few maps..for the burning times. They dont take up that much space
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 10:15 PM (+I6Y/)

Paper maps are much better than GPS for planning tactics, or just getting the lay of the land. GPS gives you complete tunnel vision.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (2Yu6z)

451 Helena Handbasket,
My daughter got some day old chicks on Tuesday. So we have 4 chicks in a bin in the guest bathroom shower stall. I selected the green/blue egg layer selection. They sent 4 different chicks and I have no idea what they are except one is a bantam since it's much smaller. It's her SAE project for her Ag class.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

452 They ate some grapes and tomatoes. That's about it so far. Another month yet, at least.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:37 PM

Have you had chickens before, or is this an experiment? (In terror or not....)

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:41 PM (/+bwe)

453 Holy crap WeirdDave I loved BJ Surhoff. My favorite Oriole for a long time.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:26 PM (Y0dLt)

My all-time favorite Oriole is Eddie "Eat, drink, and be" Murray (as Chris Berman used to call him).

BJ Surhoff was on those pretty good Os teams in the 90s. Along with other guys they acquired like Roberto "Remember the" Alomar and Raphael "Emerson, Lake, and" Palmeiro.

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 10:41 PM (mZUr4)

454 Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business.
Posted by: lowandslow

The guys with armor, horses and actual wings may have been involved.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that Poland and Hungary once had a Big Kingdom at September 16, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

455 66 Though the wording of that sign is amusing, I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

I saw the Dead can Dance along with Five Finger Death Punch there back before the Rona thingy

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 16, 2021 10:42 PM (y7zkd)

456 GPS gives you complete tunnel vision.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not...not really

Posted by: Tunnel Rats of Cu-Chi at September 16, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

457 450 I think I would keep a few maps..for the burning times. They dont take up that much space
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 16, 2021 10:15 PM (+I6Y/)

Paper maps are much better than GPS for planning tactics, or just getting the lay of the land. GPS gives you complete tunnel vision.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (2Yu6z)

Dad has enough road atlases, in the pocket of his recliner, to satisfy both Stonewall Jackson and Hannibal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:42 PM (z4k8L)

458 You know, he even went to school just for that joke.

*****

Okay. One amusing post-mortem anecdote. First week of med school we were introduced to the cadaver we would spend the next whole semester of Gross Anaatomy with. Being a bit of a rube, I was dressed as well as I could afford, wearing a new pair of suede shoes. When we went to reposition the dissection table, the brim full bucket of embalming fluid under the table sloshed the vile stuff all over my new shoes. It was nasty.

But, on the plus side, those shoes lasted forever!! Every time I wore them someone would remark, "Don't they just look like themselves? So peaceful!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (m45I2)

459 The little pointy-leg things that look like a geometry compass. If you have charts out, people might think they're just for show, but if you have a set of dividers too, they know they need to take you seriously.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM

Oh, no! No one should ever take me seriously.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (/+bwe)

460 Have you had chickens before, or is this an experiment? (In terror or not....)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:41 PM (/+bwe)


I used to keep chickens in Lansing, years ago. There's not much to them, just give them food and table scraps and try to keep them from getting killed by predators or their own profound stupidity.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (P4LRL)

461 GPS has gotten tourists killed in Death Valley. Leads them to "roads" that are unpassable, don't exist, existed 40 years ago but no longer, etc.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (Y0dLt)

462 >>> 451 Helena Handbasket,
My daughter got some day old chicks on Tuesday. So we have 4 chicks in a bin in the guest bathroom shower stall. I selected the green/blue egg layer selection. They sent 4 different chicks and I have no idea what they are except one is a bantam since it's much smaller. It's her SAE project for her Ag class.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

Awww! I have four bantams including one little rooster.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (ACi07)

463 My parents apparently never threw away anything. I'm in Year 2 of The Great Disposal; at least one more year to go.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Rookies! Before I sold my grandparents farm I had to clean it out. One outbuilding was full of things like old brooms that had the straws worn down to about 2 inches. Dozens of them. Old plastic hanging plant baskets - hundreds of them. Draft horse collars so old they disintegrated upon a touch. During the Depression, Grampa was office manager (and only full time employee) of the local electrical utility's office in town. He had saved all the envelopes that folks mailed their bill payments in. Thousands of them with cancelled 3 cent stamps. And on and on.

I filled two 40 cu yd roll off dumpsters with stuff like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (mD/uy)

464 I'd like to have an old cigarette lighter plug-in Garmin GPS, so that I have GPS service without being tracked by my phone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (7F9te)

I have two of those. They work fine, for what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (2Yu6z)

465 I have no idea what nationality trait Pookette is exhibiting when she decides we're leaving right after something is done.

Someone just blew out the candles on their cake and Pookette doesn't want cake? WE'RE GOING NOW.

The postlude for church has just started? WE'RE GOING NOW.

All the presents have been opened? WE'RE GOING NOW.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tied to anti-socialites at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (XKZwp)

466 GPS has gotten tourists killed in Death Valley. Leads them to "roads" that are unpassable, don't exist, existed 40 years ago but no longer, etc.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (Y0dLt)


n.b. this is also a risk with 40 year old paper maps.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (P4LRL)

467 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

******

There's something pathologic about that.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (m45I2)

468 Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:25

I forget where you haunt, ut that sounds like my Grandma's farm fam in NW IL. You had better allow about half an hour to get out the door.

Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 10:45 PM (55Qr6)

469 Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business. Posted by: lowandslow
The guys with armor, horses and actual wings may have been involved. Posted by: Miklos, noting that Poland and Hungary once had a Big Kingdom at September 16, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

@Miklos, that might have been a little too obscure.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2021 10:45 PM (BMmaB)

470 467 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

******

There's something pathologic about that.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (m45I2)

Seems a bit morbid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:45 PM (z4k8L)

471 I still keep a Rand McNally road atlas book in my car. Maps of every state with inlays for prominent cities and towns. Fits perfectly between the driver's seat and the center console.

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 10:45 PM (mZUr4)

472 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

Not everybody makes the cut.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 10:46 PM (SchxB)

473 My GPS tells me where the X on the paper map goes.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2021 10:46 PM (taPSh)

474 Thousands of them with cancelled 3 cent stamps. And on and on.

I filled two 40 cu yd roll off dumpsters with stuff like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM



One of those had an "Inverted Jenny" stamp.

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2021 10:46 PM (/8Rpb)

475 Awww! I have four bantams including one little rooster.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (ACi07)


Polish chickens = best chickens. Yours look like they should have titles that start with "Contessa".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:46 PM (P4LRL)

476 people are dying to get in the club

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 16, 2021 10:47 PM (oSX/P)

477 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

******
There's something pathologic about that.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (m45I2)

Seems a bit morbid.


Had a feeling the autopsy puns were just around the coroner.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:47 PM (7F9te)

478 440 @Braenyard, there is a nonzero probability that we don't make it to the '22 elections. It's not very likely, but it's possible that things completely go sideways sometime in the next 14 months.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2021 10:38 PM (BMmaB)
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That's OK.
What we need is clarity.
A Republican rout the Dems or complete sideways.
I'm working for the win an ready for the other.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:47 PM (xlqcA)

479 I'd like to have an old cigarette lighter plug-in Garmin GPS, so that I have GPS service without being tracked by my phone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM

My parents bought me a TomTom. The plug broke so I bought another. Does a better job than directions via phone.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:47 PM (/+bwe)

480 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

Everyone is dying to get in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:47 PM (z4k8L)

481 GPS has gotten tourists killed in Death Valley. Leads them to "roads" that are unpassable, don't exist, existed 40 years ago but no longer, etc. Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:43 PM (Y0dLt)

IIRC a few years ago someone following their Google GPS wound up on a runway.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2021 10:48 PM (BMmaB)

482

I subscribe to two (2) GPS map services, and they both have a system to report map inaccuracies... I've reported several errors in my AO over the past few years and they get fixed at the next update!

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 10:48 PM (lvJh6)

483 You guys are burying the thread!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:48 PM (UUBmN)

484 >>> 475
.....
Polish chickens = best chickens. Yours look like they should have titles that start with "Contessa".
Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 10:46 PM (P4LRL)

Contessa and several titles and names to follow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:48 PM (ACi07)

485 476 people are dying to get in the club
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 16, 2021 10:47 PM (oSX/P)

Dammit. I was too slow. I couldn't believe someone had not already done it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:48 PM (z4k8L)

486 @ Helena Handbasket.

This goes to the old holsters and gear department. Was going to email it to you, but thought the assorted miscreants, derelicts and all around neer-do-wells here might enjoy it. Given that they're all my family, I'd think that they would. It'll be a bit self explanatory, once read. https://tinyurl.com/4dcba4av

Is safe. Goes to my once and long ago blog.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2021 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

487 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club.

For some reason that pretty girl screamed when I gave her the eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:49 PM (z4k8L)

488 Lol BC. I had a wife like that once. As to packratage, I'm somewhat of an expert, 2nd hand... My parents apparently never threw away anything. I'm in Year 2 of The Great Disposal; at least one more year to go.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (F0YaR)


Have you gotten rid of the cool whip tub stash yet? My parents were raised during the depression, it was very difficult for them to throw away anything that was "still good".

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

489 It's almost midnight. Have to be up in five hours. Have a good night, Horde!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 16, 2021 10:50 PM (/+bwe)

490 There was a rumor (urban legend?) that embalming fluid was used to make maraschino cherries. As if the smell would be bearable and it wouldn't make you sick/kill you to ingest embalming fluid.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:50 PM (Y0dLt)

491 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

******

There's something pathologic about that.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:44 PM (m45I2)

Seems a bit morbid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You cut ups!

Posted by: Miklos, replying in part at September 16, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

492 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club."

******
There's something pathologic about that.

Seems a bit morbid.

Had a feeling the autopsy puns were just around the coroner.

==

Remains to be seen

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2021 10:51 PM (V13WU)

493 But still, I find it hard to imagine that at some point in the process, someone didn't turn to their neighbor and go “Uh, Bob? I think this may be a bit beyond the pale”

A long time ago I worked in my one and only retail job, at Radio Shack. The manager had a freebie box for employees of things he couldn’t sell. One, which I took and had for years, was a transformer-like toy. It transformed between a laser gun and a robot. Pulling the trigger on the gun caused it to whoop and flash lights.

The trigger on the gun was curved and right about in the center. It remained in the center, front, when in robot shape.

In robot shape, you pulled its giant erect penis to make it whoop and flash.

Someone must have seen it during design and production. But no one said anything. (Search “Galactic Man” to see it.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2021 10:51 PM (CX3cf)

494 After my last few trips out in the car, I think I'm about at the end of my driving life. No peripheral vision to the left, and rapidly deteriorating depth perception ... kinda shaky when I get home from even a short trip.

Wouldn't mind a crash that killed just me, since I'd rejoin my husband, but I don't care to take anyone else along, so I think I'll pass the car along to my middle sister. I can get rides from her or my other sister, with stuff I need but don't want to beg rides for from Amazon (yeah, I know, but gimme a break!)

Getting old sucks, but ya gotta accept your new limitations. ::sigh::

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 16, 2021 10:51 PM (JJatH)

495 Well, she named them Nugget, Dumpling, Noodle, & Sunny...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

496 Scalper's prices to get in to the Autopsy Club.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (Y0dLt)

497
I was working for Newsweek (gulps, well there I said it) in Budapest in the early 90s. Could have sent text by modem, but NOOOO
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I can't recollect what was au courant at the time, but I can imagine 28K or even 56k baud was possible. Transatlantic, I am less certain. Hell, I guess it all would have been by Sat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (pK7cg)

498 Have you gotten rid of the cool whip tub stash yet? My parents were raised during the depression, it was very difficult for them to throw away anything that was "still good".
Posted by: nerdygirl

That is more a part of my DNA (or RNA) than anything made by Pfizer.

Posted by: Miklos, because I can use this at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

499 Have you gotten rid of the cool whip tub stash yet? My parents were raised during the depression, it was very difficult for them to throw away anything that was "still good".
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

Mammaw was bad about always having several tubs of various fats. Bacon grease. Sausage grease, etc. She was a fantastic cook and used them in everything so no one thought it odd.

I think her fried sweet corn recipe (lost) used bacon grease for the frying, butter, sugar, salt and some sort of magic because I have never been able to recreate it. That stuff was like crack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (z4k8L)

500 Quincy, M.E. reruns are playing on the Autopsy Club TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (63Dwl)

501 Or at least how I imagine crack would be as far as addictive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (z4k8L)

502 Scalper's prices to get in to the Autopsy Club.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Arm and a leg.

Posted by: Miklos, because I can at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

503 I feel like the thing nobody's mentioning is the fact there is an "Autopsy Club.


*****

Hey! I've got the body of a man half my age...

Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (m45I2)

504 Probably 1980s and 1990s.
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Roads have changed so much since then they wouldn't much good for finding your way.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (+ya+t)

505 Scalper's prices to get in to the Autopsy Club.
Posted by: JuJuBee
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Costs an arm and a leg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (pK7cg)

506 @444: "Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business."

She did, however, play the underage Lolita type girl in Eyes Wide Shut, daughter of the sketchy costume store owner who sold Cruise a mask.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2021 10:54 PM (+WWsf)

507 Every time someone tried to illustrate their vehicle gps thing it's indicated at least one seriously wrong turn.

I've also noticed that newer vehicles equipped with that stuff do not have a prominent compass.

It' like what they are doing to society - no peripheral vision. A paper map is 360 degrees that other is straight down the cattle chute.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 10:54 PM (xlqcA)

508 Peel back the layers because Y not, at the Autopsy Club.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Y0dLt)

509 Farmer @415
fist bump. You've been reading my mail.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2021 10:34

What's that they say smart minds think alike? Heck I've always kept stuff. Parents raised by Depression era grandparents.

Now that I'm suddenly 65, I'm really starting to take adifferent attitude and get rid of things.

Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 10:56 PM (55Qr6)

510 435 369 360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.
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It is a vicious circle, and the way the universe screws with you, as said up thread.

My dad died 30 yrs ago, my brother and I just left most of the good stuff (4 generations worth) in mom's house at the time.

Fast forward to 8 yrs ago, mom moves to a condo. Brother and I spent weeks agonizing over splitting tons of tools, implements, nuts and bolts, mechanical trivia, old radios, you get the idea.

Two years ago my brother dies in a freak accident at 63 and his widow tells me, "bring a u-haul".

Now I have it all back in one place, and need to implement the Dewey decimal system to find a 1/4 inch socket in that shop.

Again, god laughs.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 16, 2021 10:56 PM (wybbI)

511 Quincy, M.E. reruns are playing on the Autopsy Club TV.

When they run through those they can switch to "Bones".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 10:56 PM (SchxB)

512 I'd like to have an old cigarette lighter plug-in Garmin GPS, so that I have GPS service without being tracked by my phone.
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I have a Garmin with free updates for life for some reason. Love it.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 10:56 PM (+ya+t)

513 Every drink served at the Autopsy Club comes with embalming fluid cherries.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:56 PM (Y0dLt)

514 Roads have changed so much since then they wouldn't much good for finding your way.
Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 10:53 PM (+ya+t)

They would still give general directions, you could infer hill locations by twists in the road. Places to hold up away from traffic and paths of movement.

Ambu... -things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:56 PM (z4k8L)

515 I've also noticed that newer vehicles equipped with that stuff do not have a prominent compass.
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*?*
Mine is in the glove box.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (bPH26)

516 I actually dated a Forensic Entomologist a long time ago.

She took me to Dr. Bass's Body Farm near the University of Tennessee Knoxville hospital on our first date. We pulled a body up out of a make-shift swamp on a pulley.

Strange girl. She sells hearing aids in Texas now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (7F9te)

517 @488: "Have you gotten rid of the cool whip tub stash yet?"

Too funny. My mom always kept a dozen of those under the kitchen sink. Good to know she wasn't the only one.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (+WWsf)

518 Scalper's prices to get in to the Autopsy Club.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (Y0dLt)

Just don't stiff the waitress.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (2Yu6z)

519 Well, she named them Nugget, Dumpling, Noodle, & Sunny...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

When I was a kid we had a parrot named Sushi.

I was the one that named him.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (UXk6Z)

520 I'm a big fan of the little bubble compass in water that sticks on your dash.

Posted by: long haul driver at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (aAP3z)

521 pfft, as a kid my old man would have me pull nails from boards, pound them flat and then put them in coffee cans

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 16, 2021 10:58 PM (bTQ72)

522 Hey! I've got the body of a man half my age...
Posted by: Muldoon

Go to the head of the class!

Posted by: Miklos, who has ghost stories about the old medical school building uptown at September 16, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

523 515 I've also noticed that newer vehicles equipped with that stuff do not have a prominent compass.
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*?*
Mine is in the glove box.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (bPH26)

I have two. One in the wheel instrument cluster and one in the GPS- both requiring the vehicle to be on. I love this car, but it may have been a bad choice for certain eventualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 10:58 PM (z4k8L)

524 >>> 495 Well, she named them Nugget, Dumpling, Noodle, & Sunny...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

I haven't named the hens. Three of the "extra" roos were Tweedledee, Tweedledum, and Sh!thead.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 10:59 PM (ACi07)

525 I did too, but one of them was bound by someone on LSD. All the pages are upside down, and they are backwards. I mean you read the right hand page first, it continues on the left hand page and then on the back of that one. It's like it was bound for the Hebrew market or something.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 10:36 PM (+GH2e)

I wonder if you contacted the author if they would send you a good copy. Also, have you read Powers of the Earth? Trying to get into it...we'll see.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 10:59 PM (Kab4E)

526 @444: "Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business."

She did, however, play the underage Lolita type girl in Eyes Wide Shut, daughter of the sketchy costume store owner who sold Cruise a mask.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2021 10:54 PM (+WWsf)

Panties were just sheer enough you could see bush.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 10:59 PM (UXk6Z)

527 506 @444: "Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business."

She did, however, play the underage Lolita type girl in Eyes Wide Shut, daughter of the sketchy costume store owner who sold Cruise a mask.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2021 10:54 PM (+WWsf)


Maybe being in that movie scared her straight. Eyes Wide Shut actually came up in one of the recent movie threads, and the general feeling was that Kubrick was probably trying to warn us about the Clinton/Epstein/Weinstein sex-and-power cult that is now slowly being exposed.

Posted by: CppThis at September 16, 2021 10:59 PM (UewuT)

528 Hey! I've got the body of a man half my age...
Posted by: Muldoon


Ha!

That old saw!

Posted by: Miklos, re-jokifying at September 16, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

529 And speaking of GPS, I always keep my Garmin zoomed way the hell out to about a 150 mile scope of view. It'll automatically zoom in when I approach some intersection or highway juncture, but I'll still maintain that large scale perspective of where I'm at in relation to things, vs. the next 1/8th mile of tunnel vision.

Shame is though, zoomed out like that, there's no detail to be seen. NONE. I buy a new Rand McNally Atlas, every year, without fail. You should, too.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2021 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

530 *?*
Mine is in the glove box.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (bPH26)
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Ha. I have a nice one that was screwed into the sheet metal dash of my old Suburban. It's in the console.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 11:00 PM (xlqcA)

531 Mine is in the glove box.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (bPH26)

Speaking of compasses, is there any way to correct the typical "built into the mirror" car compass for declination?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 11:01 PM (2Yu6z)

532 Sushi's a cute name for a pet. My aunt always swore that any name you gave a cat had to have an S in it, that the cat would respond to that sound.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:01 PM (Y0dLt)

533 520 I'm a big fan of the little bubble compass in water that sticks on your dash.
Posted by: long haul driver at September 16, 2021 10:57 PM (aAP3z)

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I put it right next to magnetic St. Andrew, the guy with all the arrows sticking out of him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

534 I have no GPS in the cat at all.

Or car.

cat or car.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the Republic of Miklos has a State Religion at September 16, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

535 HIV related medication commercial. Lot of traditional couples. Old white guys. Women. Only two gay dudes at the very end.

*sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 11:02 PM (z4k8L)

536 Miklos, that might have been a little too obscure.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 16, 2021 10:45 PM (BMmaB)

The Winged Hussars are never obscure.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 11:02 PM (AmoqO)

537 My last cat, who was the best cat ever, was named Sadie.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:02 PM (UXk6Z)

538 I haven't named the hens. Three of the "extra" roos were Tweedledee, Tweedledum, and Sh!thead.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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The four are supposed to all be females... otherwise you might have another "extra roo"....
lol!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (UUBmN)

539 Sushi's a cute name for a pet. My aunt always swore that any name you gave a cat had to have an S in it, that the cat would respond to that sound.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:01 PM (Y0dLt)

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Both of Mrs. Cicero's cats are named shithead. They don't seem to take it personally.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (VxC1e)

540 Speaking of compasses, is there any way to correct the typical "built into the mirror" car compass for declination?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The "decline" is built into the credit card reader.

Posted by: Miklos, happy to so inform at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

541 Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2021 11:00 PM (QzJWU)
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A friend purchased an interesting map book in Texas. "The Roads of Texas" published by Texas A&M. Not really a road map but very detailed.
He said, 'typical aggie'.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (xlqcA)

542
I have a Garmin with free updates for life for some reason. Love it.
Posted by: dartist


I got one of those nine years ago as a company anniversary gift. Updates don't quite keep up with new road construction.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (63Dwl)

543 Sushi's a cute name for a pet. My aunt always swore that any name you gave a cat had to have an S in it, that the cat would respond to that sound.

I always wanted to name a cat Shithead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)

544 Our cats are Bleu and Poppy. They both answered to their names... no "S's"

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 11:04 PM (UUBmN)

545 >>> 538
.....
The four are supposed to all be females... otherwise you might have another "extra roo"....
lol!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (UUBmN)

I have learned that chicken sexing is very difficult. S was one of a pair of pullets, and another set of four pullets has grown into three hens and a roo.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 11:05 PM (ACi07)

546

Leelee Sobieski > Jan III Sobieski

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:05 PM (RIJlb)

547 Leelee Sobieski > Jan III Sobieski
Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:05 PM (RIJlb)

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I call bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

548 Mr. Joyboy from The Loved Ones, now he could do an autopsy. Did Rod Steiger ever have another role that bizarre?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:07 PM (Y0dLt)

549 My parents apparently never threw away anything. I'm in Year 2 of The Great Disposal; at least one more year to go.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Rookies! Before I sold my grandparents farm I had to clean it out. One outbuilding was full of things like old brooms that had the straws worn down to about 2 inches. Dozens of them. Old plastic hanging plant baskets - hundreds of them. Draft horse collars so old they disintegrated upon a touch. During the Depression, Grampa was office manager (and only full time employee) of the local electrical utility's office in town. He had saved all the envelopes that folks mailed their bill payments in. Thousands of them with cancelled 3 cent stamps. And on and on.


My grandfather ran a second hand store in Amarillo. Big old warehouse building stuffed full of stuff. He didn't even know everything he had. My favorite place in the world as a kid. He sold it a few years before he died. That was great, because we didn't have to go through it, but is sucked because we didn't get to go through it!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2021 11:07 PM (zjsv2)

550 "Would you hold my peter and pullet while I scratch my ass?"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 16, 2021 11:07 PM (7F9te)

551 If anyone else wants in on Publius' Disease Newsletter, email me (it's in my nick at the bottom of all the red characters).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)

552 Leelee Sobieski, refused to do any nudity. Quit the business."

She did, however, play the underage Lolita type girl in Eyes Wide Shut, daughter of the sketchy costume store owner who sold Cruise a mask.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

THAT's were I recognized that name from.

Seems like she got out - good for her.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2021 11:08 PM (mD/uy)

553 WELP I should probably wake up before Noon tomorrow.

*waves to Horde*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2021 11:08 PM (ACi07)

554 Even an updated map won't do me any good while I'm driving. Used could lay it on the steering wheel, not any more. Had a gf once that thought if say the road went SE, it was going down hill. We had problems.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:09 PM (+ya+t)

555
Did Rod Steiger ever have another role that bizarre?
Posted by: JuJuBee


The Illustrated Man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

556 I've been considering getting a GPS for the truck.

Well...*another* GPS.

But it might be a waste. A lot of reviews I read often break down the shortcomings (although truckers whine and exaggerate a lot) and I start second guessing. Company has a GPS with Rand McNally installed. Google Maps has lots of uses and is very detailed (even if I can't rely on it as a truckers GPS). And, of course, the Rand McNally Motor Carrier's Road Atlas.

Like...I guess I'm covered?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:09 PM (Ogseb)

557 I got one of those nine years ago as a company anniversary gift. Updates don't quite keep up with new road construction.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:03 PM (63Dwl)

In my travel experience, it's rare for new roads to be of much significance for me, unless they completely replace old and familiar routes. Used to take Hwy. 93 through Boulder, NV, to get from Vegas to Kingman. Then, suddenly, Interstate 11 appeared, making a big loop south to bypass Boulder. But the transition was seamless, and no hassle at all for me.

And my GPS still shows me driving across trackless desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 11:09 PM (2Yu6z)

558 Ugh, finally out of someone else's Wordpress hell.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:11 PM (SchxB)

559 What is Publius' Disease Newsletter and does it have centerfolds?

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:12 PM (Ogseb)

560 548 Mr. Joyboy from The Loved Ones, now he could do an autopsy. Did Rod Steiger ever have another role that bizarre?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:07 PM (Y0dLt)


"No Way to Treat a Lady"?

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 11:12 PM (AmoqO)

561 Speaking of compasses, is there any way to correct the typical "built into the mirror" car compass for declination?

My car has a “zone variation” setting, which I’ve never dealt with.

I did get freaked out once driving from Dallas to San Diego, looked up after about an hour driving and saw I was heading East. Not being familiar with the area, that was possible. Fortunately the highway signs confirmed I was going west. The reading flipped back to the correct direction after Yuma, as I recall. I’ve never had that happen since.

Weirdly, it continued to correctly handle north and south.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2021 11:13 PM (CX3cf)

562 Have you gotten rid of the cool whip tub stash yet? My parents were raised during the depression, it was very difficult for them to throw away anything that was "still good".

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 10:49 PM (+lVUW)


Yeah lol, I did the house first (well, mostly). You'd be surprised how much space 100+ empty milk jugs takes up --- Working on outside shed 2 of 3 atm.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 11:13 PM (F0YaR)

563 Hmm. Lets try a new IP. Pixy seems to dislike my usual.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 11:13 PM (Un4ko)

564 And my GPS still shows me driving across trackless desert.

When they first put in the Loop 202 in the Valley of the Sunstroke it took GPS a while to catch on that you weren't driving through open fields.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:14 PM (SchxB)

565
In my travel experience, it's rare for new roads to be of much significance for me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Most of the new roads are new subdivisions popping up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

566 I got one of those nine years ago as a company anniversary gift. Updates don't quite keep up with new road construction.
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USB, go to Garmin and update it. Mine is almost right on. They had a subscription for cops clocking but I wouldn't pay for it.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:15 PM (+ya+t)

567
"No Way to Treat a Lady"?
Posted by: Javems


I thought about that one after the Illustrated Man came to mind.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

568 Most of the new roads are new subdivisions popping up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

And very rarely do I have any occasion to visit a new subdivision. Most of the folks I know are older and settle in their old ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 11:16 PM (2Yu6z)

569 If anyone else wants in on Publius' Disease Newsletter, email me (it's in my nick at the bottom of all the red characters).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Yes Miss

(raises hand)

Posted by: Miklos, happy to be so informed at September 16, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

570

There are other sources of Garmin updated than from Garmin itself.

https://tinyurl.com/2hpaesp3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

571 Melatonin is kicking in.

Can't resizzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:18 PM (Ogseb)

572 When they first put in the Loop 202 in the Valley of the Sunstroke it took GPS a while to catch on that you weren't driving through open fields.

Same when the bridge into San Francisco was replace with a new one a few hundred feet to the side after an earthquake. My updated-once-a-year Navigon GPS app thought I was driving on the water.

I had my passenger take a screenshot of that.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2021 11:18 PM (CX3cf)

573 Weirdly, it continued to correctly handle north and south.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

"reports to Nubiru-5*

Posted by: Miklos, not saying it's aliens, but saying it's not aliens (needs better hair) at September 16, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

574 ...the bottom of all the red characters).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:08 PM



Thanks, Your Graciousness!

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:19 PM (+IKPj)

575 I thought about that one after the Illustrated Man came to mind.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)


Jebus, Lee Remick was a looker.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2021 11:21 PM (AmoqO)

576 Ugh, finally out of someone else's Wordpress hell.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Yahoo still sez moronmail is no-go.

Dammit, amigo de las Basura Blanca

*thinks Slim Whitman for some reason*

Posted by: Miklos, I'm just a bird in the sky at September 16, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

577 I'll add Baltimore's legendary announcer from back in the day - Chuck Thompson. Play by play for the Orioles and BALTIMORE Colts for many years. One of his catch phrases when the hometown team won - "Ain't the beer cold!"
Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)


Or "Go to war Miss Agnes" (I have no idea what that meant but it rolled off his tongue).

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 16, 2021 11:24 PM (y7DUB)

578 Weirdly, it continued to correctly handle North and South.

An Abe Lincoln robot?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:25 PM (Y0dLt)

579 300 baud and punch cards

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2021 11:26 PM (5p7BC)

580 The things using our data don't rely on Garmin updates.

Though sometimes there is a problem (see Embassy of the People's Republic of China, Belgrade). Stuff happens.

Posted by: National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency at September 16, 2021 11:27 PM (OTzUX)

581 Ok, I will bring maps to the TXMoMe.

Miklos, did you ever come up with a way to receive emails from me? I believe I have answered emails from two different addresses.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 11:29 PM (6RgRK)

582 An Abe Lincoln robot?

Other than that, Mr. Blair, how was the drive?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2021 11:29 PM (CX3cf)

583 Could never get a compass to work in my current car. It was nice to know which way you're headed. Found my way many a time heading in the direction of my destination without a map.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:31 PM (+ya+t)

584 571 Melatonin is kicking in.

Can't resizzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 16, 2021 11:18 PM (Ogseb)

Gainzzzzz without the Gain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

585 In a world where we struggle to keep up with the gusher of media content, it's always a pleasure to see a headline that contains the words "Nicki Minaj," and thereby immediately to know that the article is of no interest whatever, and can be immediately skipped.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at September 16, 2021 10:28 PM (qpX6U)

No, this one's a Thing because she says people ought to pray on it and decide for themselves (the vax). Then she basically said that the US is starting to be like China, and blacks are supposed to obey Dems and ignore Repubs, even if they're supportive.

This is pretty big for someone with a shit ton of Instagram followers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)

586 583 Could never get a compass to work in my current car. It was nice to know which way you're headed. Found my way many a time heading in the direction of my destination without a map.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:31 PM (+ya+t)

Couldn't use the sun?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

587 Yes Miss

(raises hand)

Posted by: Miklos, happy to be so informed at September 16, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

Thanks, Your Graciousness!

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:19 PM (+IKPj)

Done and done! I'll relay to Da Man

Dinner's almost ready, will check in later.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)

588 Miklos, did you ever come up with a way to receive emails from me? I believe I have answered emails from two different addresses.
Posted by: Emmie

The Hungarian email address works. Huh. Like Hungarians could even build atomic bombs or something.

Moronmail allows to receive, but sending is largely blocked by something called spamhaus.

say-we solved this once already....

Posted by: Miklos, I'm just a bird in the sky at September 16, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

589 570

There are other sources of Garmin updated than from Garmin itself.

https://tinyurl.com/2hpaesp3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

My BIL lent me his device one year for a trip across more than half the country. Somewhere in Louisiana, it thought we were driving over a lake...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:35 PM (ynpvh)

590 Well, my dune buggy project is perking along. Got the "final" welding completed today. "Final", in that all the necessary welds for the shortening of the floor plan are done, and those that needed grinding smooth have had that done. The crucial butt welds between the front and rear halves of the main frame tunnel have been ground smooth, and then a fish plate of thick-ish sheet metal cut and fit, welded over top to make the joint area stronger. Those welds also ground smooth for appearance's sake.

I might yet cut some square steel tubing and weld it into the floor pan perimeter channel to stiffen it up a little. Not certain yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 11:36 PM (2Yu6z)

591 Couldn't use the sun?
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Lol, Not unless it was coming up or going down. Moss on trees didn't help me much either.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:36 PM (+ya+t)

592 591 Couldn't use the sun?
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Lol, Not unless it was coming up or going down. Moss on trees didn't help me much either.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:36 PM (+ya+t)

Also makes for slow going if not on foot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:37 PM (ynpvh)

593 Done and done! I'll relay to Da Man

Dinner's almost ready, will check in later.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

We're also kinda hungry

Posted by: Miklos and Zettai (guessing) at September 16, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

594 Mike, got yours. Zettai, will be looking for yours in the inbox.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

595 My BIL lent me his device one year for a trip across more than half the country. Somewhere in Louisiana, it thought we were driving over a lake...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:35 PM (ynpvh)

If you were in Louisiana, you may have been w/o knowing it.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 11:38 PM (Kab4E)

596 Yahoo still sez moronmail is no-go.

Just checked and it looks like spamhaus moved the server IP to a different list recently. One that I can directly request removal from instead of asking the hosting provider to do it and getting ignored.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:39 PM (SchxB)

597 595 My BIL lent me his device one year for a trip across more than half the country. Somewhere in Louisiana, it thought we were driving over a lake...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:35 PM (ynpvh)

If you were in Louisiana, you may have been w/o knowing it.

Posted by: redchief at September 16, 2021 11:38 PM (Kab4E)

Best I could figure, it was a relatively new road not on in the database yet. So as it was having us jump from a nearby road, to forest, to the lake. Was funny. Thankfully I knew basically where I was headed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:39 PM (ynpvh)

598 Bizarre dream

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 11:40 PM (2JoB8)

599 598 Bizarre dream

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 11:40 PM (2JoB

?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:41 PM (ynpvh)

600 We're also kinda hungry

Posted by: Miklos and Zettai (guessing) at September 16, 2021 11:37 PM



Anything but okra!

And courgettes...

And aubergines...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:41 PM (6xS+p)

601 I might yet cut some square steel tubing and weld it into the floor pan perimeter channel to stiffen it up a little. Not certain yet.
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You sure are a working son-of-a-gun.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:41 PM (+ya+t)

602 One that I can directly request removal from instead of asking the hosting provider to do it and getting ignored.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com.


Blessifications upon you, Grasshopper

Posted by: Bkind Drunk Monk Miklos of Shaolin at September 16, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

603 Was it about flouncing?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:42 PM (Y0dLt)

604 600 We're also kinda hungry
Posted by: Miklos and Zettai (guessing) at September 16, 2021 11:37 PM
Anything but okra!
And courgettes...
And aubergines...

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:41 PM (6xS+p)

Mmmm. Okra. Deep fried.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:42 PM (ynpvh)

605 We're also kinda hungry

Posted by: Miklos and Zettai (guessing) at September 16, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

Garlic butter pork loin, cow peas and broccoli. If you're here in the next 15, take a seat and chow down!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:42 PM (Mzdiz)

606 Mike, got yours.
-------

Thankee. Second time I posted this. Pixy dislikes my comments, it seems, they've been disappearing.

Too bad because the erudition has been unsurpassed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 11:42 PM (+74Cc)

607 I might yet cut some square steel tubing and weld it into the floor pan perimeter channel to stiffen it up a little. Not certain yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 11:36 PM (2Yu6z)

---------

Have you looked at the idea of T-34 tank treads?

Food for thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2021 11:43 PM (VxC1e)

608 say-we solved this once already....

Yes, we did. That provider turned out to be two guys who worked for a hosting company that were ripping off their employer. Bossman found out and pulled the plug that day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

609 Was it about flouncing?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 11:42 PM (Y0dLt)

If you're referring to the newsletter, you're way out of the loop. The flouncer was already identified.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

610 And courgettes...

And aubergines...
Posted by: Zettai

Those are actually the same.

Or at least much more related genetically than my own self any anything made in a lab and mandated.

Also, man-date sounds kinda homo, ya know?

Posted by: Miklos, but you can call me Vinny in a muscle shirt (no homo) at September 16, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

611 598 Bizarre dream

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 11:40 PM (2JoB

This isn't the one were you dreamed you were a car and woke up tired and exhausted, is it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:44 PM (ynpvh)

612 Huh, via Red State -- some Tiktok 'influencer' decides to push back against the term unvaxxed by declaring themself "pureblood".

Note -- No, I didn't read the article, have no idea wut the name or gender is, don't care all that much, except I like "pureblood". Sounds like a vampire/werewolf movie or something; and I hope it catches on.

Effective use of language right there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (F0YaR)

613 If you're referring to the newsletter, you're way out of the loop. The flouncer was already identified.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Pray tell!

Posted by: Miklos, just interested enough to ask at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

614 610 Also, man-date sounds kinda homo, ya know?

Posted by: Miklos, but you can call me Vinny in a muscle shirt (no homo) at September 16, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

I always thought so, but given the Dems are always the ones pushing them, makes sense.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (ynpvh)

615 You sure are a working son-of-a-gun.
Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:41 PM (+ya+t)

Hey! I enjoy it. This is hobby work for me. No deadlines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2021 11:46 PM (2Yu6z)

616 Bizarre dream

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 11:40 PM (2JoB

This isn't the one were you dreamed you were a car and woke up tired and exhausted, is it?


Better than the one where he's naked in a classroom and it's final exam day for the "How not to be naked in class" class.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)

617 612 Huh, via Red State -- some Tiktok 'influencer' decides to push back against the term unvaxxed by declaring themself "pureblood".

Note -- No, I didn't read the article, have no idea wut the name or gender is, don't care all that much, except I like "pureblood". Sounds like a vampire/werewolf movie or something; and I hope it catches on.

Effective use of language right there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (F0YaR)

Or Harry Potter. Half-bloods and muggles.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

618 Thankee. Second time I posted this. Pixy dislikes my comments, it seems, they've been disappearing.

Too bad because the erudition has been unsurpassed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2021 11:42 PM (+74Cc)

Typical, amiright?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)

619 616 Bizarre dream

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 11:40 PM (2JoB

This isn't the one were you dreamed you were a car and woke up tired and exhausted, is it?

Better than the one where he's naked in a classroom and it's final exam day for the "How not to be naked in class" class.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)

I've had the one where I have to go back to 6th grade as an adults because I didn't really pass the class. Boy are those dreams boring.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:47 PM (ynpvh)

620 OMG, I'm crying laughing. SSBN posted a clip of Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller's show, I'm in tears.

God bless NM, gone too young. He was just an upbeat positive funny guy. RIP

Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2021 11:47 PM (55Qr6)

621 Too bad because the erudition has been unsurpassed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

URP

Posted by: Miklos, with supersized eructations at September 16, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

622 Pray tell!

Posted by: Miklos, just interested enough to ask at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Someone searched for the hash, looks like it was Shibumi. She wasn't half wrong.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)

623 I suppose "mischling" isn't likely to become trendy again after the mess Schickelgruber made of things,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2021 11:48 PM (VxC1e)

624 I've had the one where I have to go back to 6th grade as an adults because I didn't really pass the class. Boy are those dreams boring.

You need to dream that the teacher's hot. That should help some.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)

625 Someone searched for the hash, looks like it was Shibumi. She wasn't half wrong.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess,

*haz rare sadz*

Posted by: Miklos, gathering the strength to persevere in endeavors at September 16, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

626 624 I've had the one where I have to go back to 6th grade as an adults because I didn't really pass the class. Boy are those dreams boring.

You need to dream that the teacher's hot. That should help some.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 16, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)

It's a guy. I'm surrounded by kids. I mostly fall asleep in the undersized desks while the teacher drones about some inane thing or another, or shows a silly movie that makes no sense.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:51 PM (ynpvh)

627 Huh, via Red State -- some Tiktok 'influencer' decides to push back against the term unvaxxed by declaring themself "pureblood".

Note -- No, I didn't read the article, have no idea wut the name or gender is, don't care all that much, except I like "pureblood". Sounds like a vampire/werewolf movie or something; and I hope it catches on.

Effective use of language right there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (F0YaR)

Yep, we're purebloods here at Casa Publius.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)

628 I've had the one where I have to go back to 6th grade as an adults because I didn't really pass the class.


I have one where I have to go back and teach that class again.

And again

Posted by: Miklos, who actually liked teaching at September 16, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

629 *cowpeas hissing in the pressure cooker*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)

630 628 I've had the one where I have to go back to 6th grade as an adults because I didn't really pass the class.


I have one where I have to go back and teach that class again.

And again

Posted by: Miklos, who actually liked teaching at September 16, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

Damnit man, stay out of my dreams!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:52 PM (ynpvh)

631 *haz rare sadz*

Posted by: Miklos, gathering the strength to persevere in endeavors at September 16, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

Me too. I liked her.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:53 PM (Mzdiz)

632 I actually had a dream once where my mother was digging at some weeds with a shovel. I asked her what she was doing, gave me an angry look and said, "Get out of my dream!" Yeah, my mother does NOT like me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:53 PM (ynpvh)

633 BTW, what's all this flouncing stuff? I've missed quite a bit working long hours and occasionally popping in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:54 PM (ynpvh)

634 *cowpeas hissing in the pressure cooker*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

If the kitties hiss back, you might have trouble.

Posted by: Miklos, who would probably support the cats in this at September 16, 2021 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

635 Me too. I liked her.
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What happened to her, I liked her too.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2021 11:54 PM (+ya+t)

636 627 Huh, via Red State -- some Tiktok 'influencer' decides to push back against the term unvaxxed by declaring themself "pureblood".

Note -- No, I didn't read the article, have no idea wut the name or gender is, don't care all that much, except I like "pureblood". Sounds like a vampire/werewolf movie or something; and I hope it catches on.

Effective use of language right there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (F0YaR)

Yep, we're purebloods here at Casa Publius.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)

Heh. I'm a mutt, Heiz-57. I can trace my ancestry to at least 3 continents. My kids to 4.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:55 PM (ynpvh)

637 Polly Purebred

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2021 11:55 PM (63Dwl)

638

Who flounced?

Posted by: Zettai at September 16, 2021 11:56 PM (ByKgG)

639 Yeah, my mother does NOT like me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:53 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, my mom once said, "I love you, Miley, because I have to. I'm your mother. But I don't like you."

Narcissistic personality disorder. But we sort of came to terms. Now I think she doesn't even remember me. Half the time I forget about her, too.

Water under the bridge. Dad escaped 21 years ago. {{{Daddy}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

640 Well, that's a shame, because Shibumi is a fun and funny commenter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 11:57 PM (QU5/8)

641 If the kitties hiss back, you might have trouble.

Posted by: Miklos, who would support the cats in this at September 16, 2021 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

Purry is NOT a fan.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)

642 Miklos, I have emailed you at your Hungarian address.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 11:57 PM (6RgRK)

643 Heh. I'm a mutt, Heiz-57. I can trace my ancestry to at least 3 continents. My kids to 4.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:55 PM (ynpvh)

"Pureblood" referring to the vaxxxxx.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

644 OK, cowpeas are ready. Back later.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

645 Well, that's a shame, because Shibumi is a fun and funny commenter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 11:57 PM (QU5/

Yes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

646

Guess I'll just sit here and starve to death...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:00 AM (ByKgG)

647 Shibumi is not the only one that has had that hash. Widespread Pepe has had it as well.

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2021 12:00 AM (6RgRK)

648 Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 17, 2021 12:00 AM (SchxB)

649 639 Yeah, my mother does NOT like me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:53 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, my mom once said, "I love you, Miley, because I have to. I'm your mother. But I don't like you."
Narcissistic personality disorder. But we sort of came to terms. Now I think she doesn't even remember me. Half the time I forget about her, too.
Water under the bridge. Dad escaped 21 years ago. {{{Daddy}}}
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

My Dad and his older sister don't talk to each other over what happened with their parents (there in the mid to late 90's so that sucks, but I still talk to both). My family (parents, siblings) was torn apart by lies and litigation, and finally divorce of my parents after over 50 years of marriage. Mother and brother split off, the rest of us stay in touch. Worried about my little family, given I'm having so may problems with my kids. I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:01 AM (ynpvh)

650 640 Well, that's a shame, because Shibumi is a fun and funny commenter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 11:57 PM (QU5/

What happened to Shibumi?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:01 AM (ynpvh)

651 Mr. Bassman got a kick out of the Muppets' version of Mr. Bassman.

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2021 12:01 AM (6RgRK)

652 Yep, we're purebloods here at Casa Publius.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:51

At our hair gal today, Jules is sick so I see Nic alone. we talk and I say I'm not vaxxed because of major back surgery, show me studies how these experimental things have impacted healing on spinal surgery? Take a shot for something that is what 99.4% survivable?

She exploded in joy, rubbed my shoulders and said thank you for coming in today and you help me feel sane.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2021 12:03 AM (55Qr6)

653 643 Heh. I'm a mutt, Heiz-57. I can trace my ancestry to at least 3 continents. My kids to 4.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:55 PM (ynpvh)

"Pureblood" referring to the vaxxxxx.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

Same there too. I took it. I'm high risk on a few areas, my wife even more so. If I had even the tiniest inclination that aborted fetal cells were used the creation, testing, and/or manufacture of the "vaccine", I would NEVER have taken it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

654 Miklos, I have emailed you at your Hungarian address.
Posted by: Emmie

It...it works!

Posted by: Miklos, shouting Eureka or similar at September 17, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

655 Good Night, Horde!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Gracias y todos buenos!

Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at September 17, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

656 48 I had a History Professor talk about how the Romans and the Greeks would leave babies at a temple at the edge of town if the Baby was unwanted and left it's fate up to the Gods. We were horrified by what she was talking about and she then said This was the ancient worlds version of Abortion, absolute silence and she was right.

-------

And then, as now, the Christians were against it. I've heard others mention that one of the reasons why the Christians were disliked by TPTB is that they'd rescue the infants that had been abandoned like this, and raise them as their own children.
Posted by: junior at September 16, 2021 09:19 PM (PTw5h)

Those babies were the lucky ones The rest were burned alive or sacrificed in similarly horrific ways to appease their fake gods.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:06 AM (7uCN/)

657

Courgette = "zucchini"!

Aubergine = "eggplant"!!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:07 AM (RIJlb)

658 Talked to my cousin this evening. He is in his mid 80's, in a senior's home, has a degree of dementia, but still sounds more cogent than Sundown Joe on a good day. Cousin has been double vaccinated, and he got the damned Coof. But it seems like a pretty mild case, so perhaps the "selling point", that it "reduces severity of symptoms" may be true in some cases. But it sure as Hell didn't stop him from getting infected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:07 AM (2Yu6z)

659 Guess I'll just sit here and starve to death...
Posted by: Zettai

*somewhat grudgingly shoves THE LAST HOT POCKET into USD port*

Posted by: Miklos, For the Children at September 17, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

660 "It is useless to attack men who could not be controlled even if conquered, while failure would leave us in an even worse position. "

To bad Thucydides wasn't around to advise us about Afghanistan.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 12:08 AM (2DOZq)

661

*normally gets benjamins from the USD port...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:08 AM (RIJlb)

662 *normally gets benjamins from the USD port...
Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:08 AM (RIJlb)

and BJ's from the VPUS port.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:09 AM (2Yu6z)

663 Thucydides was a pimp. He could never outfought Pliny the Elder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2021 12:10 AM (VxC1e)

664 The Spartans were definitely into Eugenics.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 12:10 AM (2DOZq)

665 Heh. I'm a mutt, Heiz-57. I can trace my ancestry to at least 3 continents. My kids to 4.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2021 11:55 PM (ynpvh)


As I noted, I have no idea who this tiktoker is. That means I can't possibly know the first thing about its ancestry. But, since the main vaxxes are mRNA, they modify cells... THAT's where the 'pureblood' comes in.

And I applaud the pushback against the current MFM push to define everyone not fully vaccinated as "unclean". It's a cultural level fight.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:10 AM (F0YaR)

666 "Pureblood" referring to the vaxxxxx.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)


Pureblood vs. contaminated ?

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:11 AM (7uCN/)

667 Worried about my little family, given I'm having so may problems with my kids. I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:01

Hope things do well for you jim. Prayers up from here.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2021 12:11 AM (55Qr6)

668 To bad Thucydides wasn't around to advise us about Afghanistan.
Posted by: Just a side note

Them Greek homos stole... ummm...Afgranny..uh.. Afrafrekydeaky..uh..AFRIGANISTAN from us!

Posted by: The Rev. Al Sharptone at September 17, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

669 In the early 1970s, the Spanish motorcycle manufacturer Bultaco made what was then, and is now, a benchmark MX bike for the ages.

The Bultaco "Pursang". That is, the Pure Blood.

Wasn't till some upstart Maico and Husquvarna bikes took over the tracks till the Bultaco fell back into the pack.

And then Suzuki launched the RM-400, and it was all over but for the crying.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

670 26 ESPN scroll says Purdue drum to big for ND stadium and in my head i hear in NM's voice 'is this some kind of gay thing'?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 16, 2021 09:10 PM (DePyg)

Isn't that the drum U Chicago put in storage "for the duration" in Stagg Field? In a room next to the space they later let Enrico Fermi have to play with Legos graphite blocks?

Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (qyH+l)

671 When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.
Posted by: runner


But. But. If you used it, and it worked, why would you think it should ever be thrown out?

*ponders the pair of TRS-80 Model I's in the catacombs*

Posted by: mindful webworker - reason must be reasonable at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (TFV0D)

672 657

Courgette = "zucchini"!

Aubergine = "eggplant"!!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:07 AM (RIJlb)

Yeah, I had to look up Courgette. I happen to like all three of those. Eggplant doesn't have much flavor, but does absorb the flavor of the sauces used in its dishes. I do like zuchinni steamed with butter, salt and pepper. Okra I love deep fried!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (ynpvh)

673 Pureblood vs. contaminated ?
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:11 AM (7uCN/)

I am proudly non-GMO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (2Yu6z)

674

Unvaxxinated Sperm

Available Here

Cash Only

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (RIJlb)

675 Bozo Conservative was here tonight, earlier. I can't bl Shibumi would not just say it was she. She seems very straightforward and assertive. IMO.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:13 AM (MUpk6)

676 659 Guess I'll just sit here and starve to death...
Posted by: Zettai

*somewhat grudgingly shoves THE LAST HOT POCKET into USD port*

Posted by: Miklos, For the Children at September 17, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)


This would have worked better with a Steve Inman sock.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:14 AM (F0YaR)

677 *normally gets benjamins from the USD port...
Posted by: Zettai

I added $5 to the Hot Pocket so you buy some some blunts or a coupla Natty Daddies

Posted by: Miklos, "No Good Deed" being my middle name (in certain jurisdictions) at September 17, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

678 Bozo Conservative was here tonight, earlier. I can't bl Shibumi would not just say it was she. She seems very straightforward and assertive. IMO.
Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:13 AM (MUpk6)

She does not sound like the type who would do an "anonymous" flounce. Kind of self-defeating, in a way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:15 AM (2Yu6z)

679 671 *ponders the pair of TRS-80 Model I's in the catacombs*

Posted by: mindful webworker - reason must be reasonable at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (TFV0D)

I actually used those back in the mid-80's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

680 679 671 *ponders the pair of TRS-80 Model I's in the catacombs*

Posted by: mindful webworker - reason must be reasonable at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (TFV0D)

I actually used those back in the mid-80's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

We called them "Trash-80's"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:16 AM (ynpvh)

681 This would have worked better with a Steve Inman sock.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Has Steve Inman ever offered an ONT Hot Pocket?

Stove Top Stuffing?

No respect

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, still got marks where the CoB hit me at September 17, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

682 674 Unvaxxinated Sperm
Available Here
Cash Only
Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (RIJlb)

Notoriously difficult to vaccinate. Always squirming, very tiny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:16 AM (ynpvh)

683

I once owned a Suzuki trails bike -- an RM-250, IIRC...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:17 AM (tu9UT)

684 681 This would have worked better with a Steve Inman sock.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Has Steve Inman ever offered an ONT Hot Pocket?

Stove Top Stuffing?

No respect

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, still got marks where the CoB hit me at September 17, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

Cup o' noodles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:17 AM (ynpvh)

685 She does not sound like the type who would do an "anonymous" flounce. Kind of self-defeating, in a way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If I ever flounced, I would probably use some kind of fake nic.

Or not.

Posted by: The Real Miklos, not That Other Miklos at September 17, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

686 Unvaxxinated Sperm

Available Here

Cash Only

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:12 AM (RIJlb)


I think I read that there are Craiglist type ads popping up now about 'unvaxxed sperm donor samples for sale'.

Supply and demand wins again.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:18 AM (F0YaR)

687 >>>Paper maps are much better than GPS for planning tactics, or just getting the lay of the land.

I remember a time before GPS when you had to plan your trip using a Thomas Guide. It was the only way to get around LA back in the day.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (sXQci)

688 Cup o' noodles...
Posted by: jim

Cup
Or noodles
Or cup of noodles

Posted by: Harry Dean Stanton, with Miklos as understudy at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

689 Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2021 12:12

Prayers sent for Terri and Randy. Hope she survives this and the medical malfeasance.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (55Qr6)

690 I think I read that there are Craiglist type ads popping up now about 'unvaxxed sperm donor samples for sale'.

Supply and demand wins again.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:18 AM (F0YaR)

"Free installation. Some exceptions may apply."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (2Yu6z)

691 URP
Posted by: Miklos
--------

[pours 30mL of Pepto Bismol into USB port]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:20 AM (Ve6n5)

692

*adds Miklos' "hot pockets", Stove-Top Stuffing, and "egg rolls" to the list of things he won't eat...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:21 AM (tu9UT)

693 688 Cup o' noodles...
Posted by: jim

Cup
Or noodles
Or cup of noodles

Posted by: Harry Dean Stanton, with Miklos as understudy at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

Well, now, I don't know if I should wish you a "top o' the mornin'" or not after that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:21 AM (ynpvh)

694 Well, I gotta run. Busy day tomorrow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 12:22 AM (ynpvh)

695 Have you gotten rid of the cool whip tub stash yet? My parents were raised during the depression, it was very difficult for them to throw away anything that was "still good".
Posted by: nerdygirl

That is more a part of my DNA (or RNA) than anything made by Pfizer.
Posted by: Miklos, because I can use thi

Grandma and grandpa (born in late 1800, 1902, so complete depression era young adults) saved tin foil. Drawers of it. Also glass jars; some filled with peaches and other food, but some just... jars. Man I loved them. And I understand them better now, after. this covid bs..

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:22 AM (7uCN/)

696 Thanks, Farmer.

They've got fifteen years of wedded bliss, and have been friends for twenty five. He's a warrior for her healing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2021 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

697

Unvaxxed sperm...


https://sodomsun.com/
21000-price-increase-on-unvaccinated-sperm/

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:22 AM (tu9UT)

698 [pours 30mL of Pepto Bismol into USB port]
Posted by: Mike Hammer

If I want pink through my USB, I'll deal with the Ukrainian ladies, thank you.

Posted by: Even Miklos has standards, well some days at September 17, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

699 *ponders the pair of TRS-80 Model I's in the catacombs*
------

I still actively use a Tandy Model 100.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:23 AM (Ve6n5)

700 Nite, jim. May things work out well for your family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:23 AM (2Yu6z)

701 If, and I say again if, shibumi flounced, I forgive her up front with no reservations. People get mad here for sometimes hard-to-understand reasons; quite a few eventually show back up. Some just change their nic (usually after banning, I might note).

And besides all that stuff, Shibumi is an excellent book in the assassin genre.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:23 AM (F0YaR)

702 I remember a time before GPS when you had to plan your trip using a Thomas Guide. It was the only way to get around LA back in the day.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (sXQci)

My page 24 was especially haggard. I don't even remember where that was.... west LA? Santa Monica?

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:25 AM (7uCN/)

703 If I want pink through my USB, I'll deal with the Ukrainian ladies, thank you.
Posted by: Even Miklos
-------

So, you're telling me to mind my own bismuth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:25 AM (kFA7a)

704 Howdy Weird Dave! Used to watch that every Saturday. Right after The Baseball Bunch, with Johnny Bench. I can still hear the legendary Mel Allen narrating TWIB -- "How ABOUT that?!?!"
Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2021 09:11 PM (mZUr4)

Don't know if anybody's still reading, but my brother and I used to love the closing music for TWIB.

Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2021 12:25 AM (ov5G+)

705 Daughter and her bf both vax'd. Both had c-19 last month. Her bf had same symptoms I had in November: bad headaches and temperature, tired. Daughter had very mild case. I don't think they plan on getting any booster shots. They are not big advocates of the vax now, although they bl it helped w severity of symptoms.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (MUpk6)

706 "Free installation. Some exceptions may apply."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:19 AM (2Yu6z)


You mean like the orange shirted blob on the asphalt from yesterday? Yeah, no, not with ace's dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (F0YaR)

707 Grandma and grandpa (born in late 1800, 1902, so complete depression era young adults) saved tin foil. Drawers of it. Also glass jars; some filled with peaches and other food, but some just... jars. Man I loved them. And I understand them better now, after. this covid bs..
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:22 AM (7uCN/)

Used to be "tin foil" was, in fact, tin foil, made with pure tin, which is practically a precious metal now. Been aluminum for many decades now. A stash of real tin foil would be worth some coin, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (2Yu6z)

708 Yeah, my mom once said, "I love you, Miley, because I have to. I'm your mother. But I don't like you."
Narcissistic personality disorder. But we sort of came to terms. Now I think she doesn't even remember me. Half the time I forget about her, too.



My mother just thought I was stupid and told people that, I was the dumb one in the family. When I asked for $200 to tide me over in college, she said she wouldn't send it because she didn't think I was smart enough to finish college and it would be waste of money. So I got a job so I could eat. And still got my Masters degree.

I was also not a boy, and for that reason I was a waste of resources. When I was young, I wandered off from a campsite with some family friends, and when the folks were packing up to leave, the couldn't find me. I came back a bit later, and mom held me down while dad beat me bruised and bloody because I had inconvenienced them.

Some parents really should never have had kids. I guess I'm glad they did, but it would have been nice if they had given me up to a family that gave a damn.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (SDdx5)

709 A friend refers to Rand McNally as Random Alley.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:27 AM (kFA7a)

710 Grandma and grandpa (born in late 1800, 1902, so complete depression era young adults) saved tin foil.


Old Mama used to save the wrappers that sticks of margarine came in.

You wrap baked potatoes in those.

Posted by: Miklos, on the Economical-Thrifty-Tightwad-Cheapass Continuum at September 17, 2021 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

711

Also unvaxxed breast milk futures are up bigly:


https://sodomsun.com/
11000-price-increase-on-unvaccinated-breastmilk/

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:27 AM (tu9UT)

712 I hate the Thomas guides. Each page is zoomed in to only three streets and you can't get a feel fir the lay of the land. Utterly useless in my opinion. I used a big fold out map to find where I needed to go.

Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2021 12:28 AM (ov5G+)

713 You mean like the orange shirted blob on the asphalt from yesterday? Yeah, no, not with ace's dick.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (F0YaR)

Yeah. That would be an exception, alright. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:28 AM (2Yu6z)

714 in fairness, she, Shibumi, has rockstar hair and nails.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:29 AM (K3ZCc)

715 Pray tell!

Posted by: Miklos, just interested enough to ask at September 16, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Someone searched for the hash, looks like it was Shibumi. She wasn't half wrong.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 16, 2021 11:48 PM (Mzd

I didn't even know Shibumi was a woman. So she's the one who's mad and left the other day?

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:30 AM (7uCN/)

716 So, you're telling me to mind my own bismuth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not everybody can stomach this humor.

Posted by: Miklos, perhaps some have had their fill at September 17, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

717 ...it would have been nice if they had given me up to a family that gave a damn.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM



Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:31 AM (tu9UT)

718 in fairness, she, Shibumi, has rockstar hair and nails.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Like I don't?

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle VERY CAREFULLY at September 17, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

719 Eh, I don't think flouncers have anything to be sorry for. This ain't a prison, and they're hardly the only commenters to fly a middle finger like a flag. Whoever it was, I don't think he/she lacked a point.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 12:32 AM (QU5/8)

720 I remember my dad getting trip tiks for big trips

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 17, 2021 12:33 AM (+I6Y/)

721 Goodnight, dear ones!

Be strong and courageous!

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2021 12:34 AM (6RgRK)

722 I didn't even know Shibumi was a woman. So she's the one who's mad and left the other day?
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:30 AM (7uCN/)

I don't know if we know this for certain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:34 AM (2Yu6z)

723 Some parents really should never have had kids. I guess I'm glad they did, but it would have been nice if they had given me up to a family that gave a damn.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (SDdx5)

That's an awful story. Im with you on your wish.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:34 AM (7uCN/)

724 Like I don't?
Posted by: M


yeah, the weird thing with you is why you have those girls fingers and hair in your bed

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:34 AM (K3ZCc)

725 Nope, wasn't referring to the newsletter. YAAIC.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 12:35 AM (Y0dLt)

726 I don't think he/she lacked a point.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Many have good points.

I have a particularly good one.

Which is why I wear a hat.

Posted by: Miklos, out of respect and additional ostracism avoidance at September 17, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

727 I didn't even know Shibumi was a woman. So she's the one who's mad and left the other day?
Posted by: LASue


what was she mad over?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:36 AM (K3ZCc)

728 Some parents really should never have had kids. I guess I'm glad they did, but it would have been nice if they had given me up to a family that gave a damn.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 17, 2021 12:26 AM (SDdx5)


You and Insomniac should compare notes some night... But not here. Too depressing. I know that there are too many unfit mothers/parents, and I don't know of any good solutions. Since a few good thrashings are right out of the window... I recall Maet one evening revealing that he went to court when he was 15 to become emancipated from his parents.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:36 AM (F0YaR)

729

I try to not get too personally invested in this joint...

I can quit any time...

I. can. quit. any. time.

Any. time.

Quit. I can.

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:36 AM (x3MEq)

730 It would be kinda cool if Ace had spin-off newsletters that took off on their own.

Not like that election guy, Brittani or Brandon or whatever

Posted by: Miklos, Humanistic Darwinian at September 17, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

731 did the Nevertrumps flounce out of here or did they just pull a Rogue?

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 17, 2021 12:37 AM (+I6Y/)

732 Quit. I can.
Posted by: Zettai

*Notes that Narcan is free in many jurisdictions*

*But there's a limit*

Posted by: Miklos, ONT EMT at September 17, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

733 I've never wanted to leave my state before. I hate this feeling.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 12:39 AM (EiPf6)

734 Is a hash absolutely conclusive? Emmie said that another poster had it, too. Since Bozo C was here tonight, maybe that assumption it inconclusive.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:39 AM (MUpk6)

735 I always miss the grand exits (for which I am grateful.) Wasn't Bozo and Shibumi hitched recently?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:39 AM (csEWM)

736 Hash matches aren't as conclusive as they were a few years. VPNs are way more common nowadays, and even most morons can figure out how to use them without much trouble.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2021 12:40 AM (+WWsf)

737 *ago

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2021 12:41 AM (+WWsf)

738 Yes. Bozo C and Shibumi are married.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:41 AM (MUpk6)

739

I've been trying to escape Newyorkistan most of my life!

Almost pulled it off too, once...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:41 AM (x3MEq)

740 I always miss the grand exits (for which I am grateful.) Wasn't Bozo and Shibumi hitched recently?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I think that was several months ago.

Hell, they probably even live together.

Posted by: Miklos, own bidnis minded at September 17, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

741 Yes. Bozo C and Shibumi are married.
Posted by: E




she has two husbands?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:42 AM (K3ZCc)

742 Red flannel or corned beef?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 12:42 AM (Y0dLt)

743 I think that was several months ago.

Hell, they probably even live together.
Posted by: Miklos, own bidnis minded at September 17, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

Over a year now, I think. I wish them both well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:42 AM (2Yu6z)

744 I've been trying to escape Newyorkistan most of my life!

Almost pulled it off too, once...
Posted by: Zettai

Neap Tide, eh?

Posted by: Grizzled Cap'n Miklos at September 17, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

745 I've been trying to escape Newyorkistan most of my life!

Almost pulled it off too, once...
Posted by: Z


there is no trying, just doing

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:43 AM (K3ZCc)

746 Hash matches aren't as conclusive as they were a few years.

Oh yeah. I've been accused of being another poster due to a recycled hash. It happens.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 12:43 AM (QU5/8)

747 Was she pissed off at someone in particular or just pissed off at the state of things? I can understand either.

I always liked the two of them, sorry to see one or more go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:43 AM (csEWM)

748 Almost pulled it off too, once...
Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:41 AM (x3MEq)

You'll love it, once you do.

Posted by: ex-Bruce Jenner. at September 17, 2021 12:44 AM (2Yu6z)

749

My only obstacle is that the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z really, really likes it here for some reason...

I've been working on that for decades!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:45 AM (+IKPj)

750 Ha! Captured the comment before it was disappeared:

748 Annnnd, comments being disappeared again....
I'll try to capture this one
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:43 AM (rEgFA)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:45 AM (Uno2A)

751 You'll love it, once you do.

Posted by: ex-Bruce Jenner. at September 17, 2021 12:44 AM



**SNORT**

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:46 AM (+IKPj)

752 Was she pissed off at someone in particular or just pissed off at the state of things? I can understand either.

Whoever it was, they were pissed at a cob who's mouse's scrollwheel was broken.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 12:46 AM (QU5/8)

753 Dang, Mike Hammer is the new MUMR!

Well, I mean with regard to now you see it/now you don't comments. Weird.

But MUMR's were auto-replaced with some of the funniest s**t ever to appear here. And there was a reason for doing it. Mike H. is one of the most esteemed and distinguished ONT commenters, and has had a history of existence to the ONT and the entire community. So no make-a da sense-a.


Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 12:46 AM (OTzUX)

754 What a weird time to be alive:

https://tinyurl.com/3k88mps6

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 12:46 AM (FvCkv)

755 JMO, but I've been reading her comments for a long time and Shibumi seems like much too independent and unafraid of consequences not to use her her own name, if she was that angry and disappointed w the situation.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:47 AM (MUpk6)

756 ...Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:43 AM (rEgFA)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:45 AM



I think I see the problem...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:47 AM (+IKPj)

757 the troublemaker the other night was fairly adamant that they had been banned, and the COBs confirmed that.

flouncing is NOT banned

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 12:47 AM (h5m8W)

758 750 Ha! Captured the comment before it was disappeared:

748 Annnnd, comments being disappeared again....
I'll try to capture this one
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:43 AM (rEgFA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:45 AM (Uno2A)

Are you resetting your modem to get a new, unbanned/whatever hash?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:47 AM (csEWM)

759 So no make-a da sense-a.


Posted by: rhomboid
=====

S'ok. I'ved moved to the UK.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:48 AM (Uno2A)

760 I do use Gulag advanced searches on occasion, when some newnic asshole starts posting frequently and with apparent experience on this somewhat hard to use comment system.

Sadly, DDG ain't up to the job when it comes to advanced site specific searches. And Yes, I've seen quite a few hash matches that I KNOW ain't from the same person. It does happen.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 12:48 AM (F0YaR)

761 Dang, Mike Hammer is the new MUMR!

Well, I mean with regard to now you see it/now you don't comments. Weird.

But MUMR's were auto-replaced with some of the funniest s**t ever to appear here. And there was a reason for doing it. Mike H. is one of the most esteemed and distinguished ONT commenters, and has had a history of existence to the ONT and the entire community. So no make-a da sense-a.


Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 12:46 AM (OTzUX)

I am assuming Mike's ISP or proxy keeps issuing him ip addresses that fall in one of Pixy's banned ranges.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:49 AM (2Yu6z)

762 755 JMO, but I've been reading her comments for a long time and Shibumi seems like much too independent and unafraid of consequences not to use her her own name, if she was that angry and disappointed w the situation.
Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:47 AM (MUpk6)

Yes. What the hell exactly happened? She socked someone else? Was accused of socking someone else?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:49 AM (csEWM)

763 Whuh? UK? No more bears on the evening strolls?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 12:49 AM (OTzUX)

764 Are you resetting your modem to get a new, unbanned/whatever hash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------

Nope, I belong to VPN's Unlimited.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:49 AM (Uno2A)

765 Pureblood vs. contaminated ?

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:11 AM (7uCN/)

Your word, not mine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 12:50 AM (Mzdiz)

766 Whuh? UK? No more bears on the evening strolls?
Posted by: rhomboid
------

It was a virtual move.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:50 AM (Uno2A)

767 741 c5

2 husbands?

Shibumi is married to Bozo Conservative. Who else?

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:50 AM (MUpk6)

768 757 the troublemaker the other night was fairly adamant that they had been banned, and the COBs confirmed that.

flouncing is NOT banned
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 12:47 AM (h5m8W)

I dunno. Everyone has been pretty on edge lately. Hell, one dude was cussing out CRT and someone else... yesterday?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:51 AM (csEWM)

769

Pixy doesn't like Hammer's VPN! (Happens to me from time to time...)

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:51 AM (+IKPj)

770 2 husbands?

Shibumi is married to Bozo Conservative. Who else?
Posted by: E

I thought she was married to qdpsteve?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:51 AM (K3ZCc)

771
I am assuming Mike's ISP or proxy keeps issuing him ip addresses that fall in one of Pixy's banned ranges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

Yes, I've fallen in with bad company.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:51 AM (Uno2A)

772 Nope, I belong to VPN's Unlimited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:49 AM (Uno2A)

Ahhh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:51 AM (csEWM)

773 I thought she was married to qdpsteve?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:51 AM (K3ZCc)

...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:54 AM (csEWM)

774 Something to remember about VPNs: most services don't have nearly as many unique IP numbers as you'd assume, and it's likely that automated spam comment assholes have already poisoned some of the more popular VPN services here in the past.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2021 12:54 AM (+WWsf)

775 Heh. Zettai just took a hit, poof!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:54 AM (Uno2A)

776 Somebody mentioned upthread that Widespread Pepe had the same hash as Shibumi at one point, and he has definitely been banned here at least once. I don't know if he has posted today or not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 12:56 AM (2Yu6z)

777

Back in D.C. now... What did I miss?

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:56 AM (6LVJg)

778 Zettai- Hong Kong isn't looking good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 12:56 AM (Uno2A)

779 That's an awful story. Im with you on your wish.
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:34 AM (7uCN/)

Here's the deal, though. When you grow up that way, you think it's normal, so it really isn't all that traumatic. It isn't until you discover that other people actually love one another and treat each other humanely that you discover what bastards your parents have been, and then you can really grow. Mom and Dad are still both alive, and living in care because they can't remember anything, but they do remember that they don't care for me, so I guess now the feeling is mutual. My sisters can't figure out why I'm unwilling to help my parents; I guess they never got enlightened.

I pray for all of them, but I don't let them abuse me any more.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 17, 2021 12:57 AM (SDdx5)

780 Then maybe it was someone else saying sayonara. Someone speculated that it was Cooth - I can state with great confidence that he totally respects his ban, does not trust the security on this site, and would never bother to post here. He's moved on, a long time ago.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)

781 Tonight we have that wacky comedy you know and Love!

'I Married Two Morons!'

On a very special episode, qdpsteve struggles with his addiction to this week's chicken sandwich.

Posted by: AOSHQ Productions at September 17, 2021 12:58 AM (csEWM)

782 Yeah, if the person was banned, it can't be Shibumi. She could smoke bath salts and still be more relaxed and likable than many of us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 12:58 AM (QU5/8)

783 got it, Widespread Pepe, is married to bozo then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (K3ZCc)

784

When I started using a VPN, I was able to maintain a stable hash here for months at a time with the right combination of server location and connection protocol... Now I can't keep a hash for a single evening!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (6LVJg)

785 Lots of recoil therapy today, which does nothing to change the well-founded despair and grim outlook, but is still fun. Finally even got a cigar smoke in towards the end of the shooting day. Love it when military no-shows for range rentals and customers and members also are scarce.

Long chat with Border Patrol guys. I opened by saying they were lucky they weren't in one of the insane sectors in TX - one of them said they might be going there soon, and they showed me video of various goings-on down yonder on their phones, sent by colleagues in Del Rio sector.

Had almost exactly these same conversations with other BP guys in 2016 (now is much worse), and after November that year the change in tone and mood was striking. We know why.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (OTzUX)

786 Posted by: Even Miklos has standards, well some days

Harrump,
I am not approving of Prince Harry Miklos Pussy Whipped appearing on the cover of that POS mag called Time. Good Lord, what it was once, sad.
Anyhow, has that strumpet of a wife spawned another one yet? You really look like a fawning idiot like your grt grt uncle David over another American whore.
Posed by Grammie "Lilibet"

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (55Qr6)

787 Should I have gone with 'Two Morons and a Little Lady'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (csEWM)

788 lol, no. C5. I think Shibumi and Bozo are a happy twosome.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (MUpk6)

789 Well fuckity fuck fuckity fuck

Just remembered that I have a homework assignment due at Noon EDT

Must do an 8th grade project in something that I have been doing FOR ACTUAL MONEY for QUITE SOME TIME NOW THANK YOU

Certa-fuckin-recation

Posted by: Miklos, certifiable at September 17, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

790

I miss Cooth... Taught me to HTML, he did!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:00 AM (6LVJg)

791 I've never wanted to leave my state before. I hate this feeling.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 12:39 AM (EiPf6)

Speaking as someone who has lived in half a dozen states, you CAN find a new home. And love it.

If I'd been living in some blue hellhole, I don't know what I would have done for the past 18 months. Sounds like it's worse than the army. I don't do well under authoritarianism.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:01 AM (Mzdiz)

792 Seriously, if someone goes on a major rage bender, and keeps switching VPN servers every few minutes, and there's an active COB online and banning each one, then they can burn through most of a mid-sized VPN company's addresses in a hour or two.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2021 01:02 AM (+WWsf)

793 I miss Cooth... Taught me to HTML, he did!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:00 AM (6LVJg)

If you'd both agree to it, I can put you in touch with him.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:02 AM (Mzdiz)

794 Well, midnight here. Time to toddle off to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (2Yu6z)

795 I think Shibumi and Bozo are a happy twosome.
Posted by: EveR at S


that has to be a bitch for qdpsteve

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (K3ZCc)

796 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (csEWM)

797 Actually, Zettai, Cooth hangs out on theqtree.com. Look him up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)

798 795 I think Shibumi and Bozo are a happy twosome.
Posted by: EveR at S


that has to be a bitch for qdpsteve
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (K3ZCc)

Every threesome is a twosome and a onesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (csEWM)

799 I am not approving of Prince Harry Miklos Pussy Whipped appearing on the cover of that POS mag called Time. Good Lord, what it was once, sad.
Anyhow, has that strumpet of a wife spawned another one yet? You really look like a fawning idiot like your grt grt uncle David over another American whore.
Posed by Grammie "Lilibet"
Posted by: Farmer

Slander. Libel. Defamation.

Archie Bunker's lawyers, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Chan will be in touch.

Posted by: Miklos, by certified mail at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

800 Goodnight, AOP.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)

801 got it, Widespread Pepe, is married to bozo then?

I think so. But it's an open marriage. So no one has to be sad.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 01:05 AM (QU5/8)

802 757 redc

I am so glad you mentioned that about the flouncer claiming to be banned. I had forgotten that. I really don't bl it's Shibumi now, for sure.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:05 AM (MUpk6)

803 I didn't even know Shibumi was a woman. So she's the one who's mad and left the other day?

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 12:30 AM (7uCN/)

Not known for certain, that was the first matching hash that came up, apparently. I'm no tech person. Apparently with VPNs, hahses get recycled a lot.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)

804 that has to be a bitch for qdpsteve
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM (K3ZCc)

Every threesome is a twosome and a onesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at S


better is qdpsteve does not have to watch, or do maid service after

somebody should say something to qdpsteve, better to embarrass him now

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:07 AM (K3ZCc)

805 I have to reset my modem often enough, I have probably had four or five different hashes in the past year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:07 AM (csEWM)

806 better is qdpsteve does not have to watch, or do maid service after

somebody should say something to qdpsteve, better to embarrass him now

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:07 AM (K3ZCc)

We should let MisHum tell him. They're close.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:08 AM (csEWM)

807 got it, Widespread Pepe, is married to bozo then?

I think so. But it's an open marriage. So no one has to be sad.
Posted by: b


that is nice, then qdpsteve gets some from both

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:08 AM (K3ZCc)

808 Every threesome is a twosome and a onesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


You ain't met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos, avoiding his requirements and going to straight bourbon to design my "Logic Model" in graphi at September 17, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

809 We should let MisHum tell him. They're close.
Posted by: Aetius


that is a good idea, we could have an interventin for q

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:09 AM (K3ZCc)

810 You ain't met Darleen
Posted by: Miklos, avoiding his requirements and going to straight bourbon to design my "Logic Model" in graphi at September 17, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

Limber.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:10 AM (csEWM)

811
Cellular ISPs switch IPs a lot, and some (and other ISPs) use a type of NAT (carrier-grade NAT) it's called.

IPv6 with a 128-bit address (split up in two halves) eliminates all these scare address problems. The way it's done now, with IPv6, NAT is not needed. The high 64-bits are a public prefix, and the low order bits belong to each local network. You've got 64 bits for all your stuff, and 64-bits for the public part.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)

812 We should let MisHum tell him. They're close.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's so cute how MisHum plays

Ain't fooling nobody

Consenting adults (as far as I know) and all that

Posted by: Miklos, avoiding linguistic or any gymnastics at September 17, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

813 Well, shit. If we are talking Cell phones, my laptop has changed hash probably 5-10 times a week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:11 AM (csEWM)

814 806 lololololol

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:12 AM (MUpk6)

815 publius? You ok, man? I heard you had left. I was slightly sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:12 AM (csEWM)

816 He's awesome, Aetius

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)

817 Limber.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lumber

Bed frame is from 8X8 lumber

Still creaks

Posted by: Miklos, avoiding injury when possible at September 17, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

818 You've got 64 bits for all your stuff, and 64-bits for the public part.

Got it. Private part. 64 bits, same as in town.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 01:13 AM (QU5/8)

819 Actually, Zettai, Cooth hangs out on theqtree.com. Look him up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM



Thanks, again! (I just might...)

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:13 AM (PNdyy)

820 816 He's awesome, Aetius
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)

*clears throat*

And there is what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:13 AM (csEWM)

821 It's so cute how MisHum plays

Ain't fooling nobody

Consenting adults (as far as I know) and all that
Posted by: Miklos, avoiding linguistic or any gym



this is how somebody gets into the barrel with the unlimited surprise yokoing

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:14 AM (K3ZCc)

822 You've got 64 bits for all your stuff, and 64-bits for the public part.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Hello! I am "Greg" and totally not from India......

Posted by: Miklos, not seeing problem solved at September 17, 2021 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

823 Have MisHum and Steve met irl?

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:15 AM (MUpk6)

824 this is how somebody gets into the barrel with the unlimited surprise yokoing
Posted by: confederatefifth

In Barrel cases, I have learned to call Shotgun

Posted by: Miklos, living and learning at September 17, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

825 823 Have MisHum and Steve met irl?
Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:15 AM (MUpk6)

Don't think so. Steve is in California and MisHum is in... Wisconsin? Minnesota? One of them up there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:16 AM (csEWM)

826 In Barrel cases, I have learned to call Shotgun

Posted by: M



in the barrel, shotgun is not another word for a seat

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 17, 2021 01:17 AM (K3ZCc)

827 You know, I miss the more innocent times when a new person would make their first comment and accidently paste and copy the entire thread. It was so charming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:17 AM (csEWM)

828 >> Private part. 64 bits, same as in town.

The first specification for how systems should generate that lower order 64 bit IPv6 suffix was based on the MAC address of the Ethernet adapters. This meant that the lower 64-bits would be a unique identifier for every piece of hardware showing up the public IPv6 address space.

You can be sure Bob@NSA had nothing to do with that specification. At any rate, once that became known, they came up with "temporary IPv6" addresses, which are to be preferred for public use. The lower 64 bits are generated at random, and have a finite lifetime.

Unlike IP4, given interfaces have mulitple IPv6 addresses, depending on various factors.

IPv6 addressing gets quite tedious. I've learned enough just to be dangerous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

829 In Barrel cases, I have learned to call Shotgun

It only hurts for a second.

Posted by: zombie kurt cobain at September 17, 2021 01:18 AM (QU5/8)

830 You know, I miss the more innocent times when a new person would make their first comment and accidently paste and copy the entire thread. It was so charming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:17 AM (csEWM)

After the election in 2016, I treated myself to a double barreling in a single thread. And I was not new.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

831 Every threesome is a twosome and a onesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:03 AM



You're doing it wrong...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:19 AM (0Y1Jh)

832 After the election in 2016, I treated myself to a double barreling in a single thread. And I was not new.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

Still funny.

And charming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:20 AM (csEWM)

833 I'm very, very charming.

Except when I'm not.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

834 I'm very, very charming.

Except when I'm not.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

That's a lovely sheer mask you're wearing, Mrs. Duchess

Posted by: Eddie Miklos-Haskell at September 17, 2021 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

835 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 01:24 AM (arJlL)

836 ...IPv6 addressing gets quite tedious. I've learned enough just to be dangerous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:18 AM



Well... Just don't go off and get all "tedious" on again!

Oh, and I've attempted to subscribe to your newsletter... Should be in Miley's inbox now...

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:24 AM (0Y1Jh)

837 It's even more flexible than that. The method for a "server" at your ISP to send you IPv6 addresses is complex. THere are several.

With IPv6 your home router doesn't have to NAT. It gets the 64-bit prefix from your ISP, and broadcasts that to all nodes on the subnet. They then generate the lower 64-bits themselves, and register it. Or you can do a more stateful approach and have the router itself dole out the lower 64-bits. You can also do both. Which is how I have my network set up.

Your router then acts like a real router for public IPv6 traffic, doing no NATing.

And, if you have multiple subnets, you can request more address space. Here, from Charter, I have my router set up to request a 60-bit prefix, giving 4 bits or 16 total possible subnets. And then you have fun programming you routers to pass those 4-bits to downstrean routers/devices.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)

838

...on US again!

Jeesh!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:25 AM (0Y1Jh)

839 Good morning, JT.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:25 AM (MUpk6)

840 >> I've attempted to subscribe to your newsletter...

You should have mail, by now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)

841 Fuck

Doing MBA fucking level online with Professor Lady who Always talks like you are a Special Kid in 8th Grade and she feels SO SORRY FOR YOU

Posted by: Pardon me while I whip this out (ACTUAL FUCKIN DEGREE) at September 17, 2021 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

842

The Zettai has indeed successfully subscribed to most glorious newsletter!

Posted by: Zettai at September 17, 2021 01:29 AM (0Y1Jh)

843 Posed by Grammie "Lilibet"
Posted by: Farmer

Slander. Libel. Defamation.

Archie Bunker's lawyers, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Chan will be in touch.
Posted by: Miklos, by certified mail at September 17, 2021 01:

Listen Mutherf@#$%^,
I've got the damn throne and my line has ever since my Henry Tyydor killed the rightful King Richard III in 1485. It was the best invasion from France since 1066.
Kindly,
Lilibet

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2021 01:30 AM (55Qr6)

844
Note, I have no real need to do all that subnet prefix shit. It's all just fun and games to play around, and learn how this crap works. The really "fun" thing was dynamic routing. You run some services on the routers where they talk to each other and tell each other the new routes they add, and drop, and all that.

I've got it working over a VPN connection between the new house here and my folks house.

Absolutely no reason to do that, other than playing. But a new subnet can be created here, and the routers, over the VPN talk to each other, and all machines on end then know how about the new subnet and how to reach it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

845 Why am I up, and obviously Philly is asleep, scanned first ~200 comments and no mention of Harry Kalas ?
In my mind voice of NFL films and best Baseball announcer ever.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at September 17, 2021 01:32 AM (C/fpg)

846 Just got caught up on the thread.

Oh noes! Another awesome woman (Shibumi) is taken?! That's 743 in a row! I'll never find true love I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 01:32 AM (L2ZTs)

847 That's a lovely sheer mask you're wearing, Mrs. Duchess

Posted by: Eddie Miklos-Haskell at September 17, 2021 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

And sparkly! Don't forget that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)

848 Ace would appreciate this
https://tinyurl.com/jbaje8au
From the Bee
Millions Convert To Christianity After Heaven Begins Advertising Norm Macdonald Shows

Posted by: MikeM at September 17, 2021 01:33 AM (fYcSe)

849 Kindly,
Lilibet
Posted by: Farmer

Need pics

Posted by: Crown Prince Rupprecht-Miklos at September 17, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

850 Speaking as someone who has lived in half a dozen states, you CAN find a new home. And love it.

Speaking as someone who lived in one place for my entire life until last year, I concur. Baltimore is my home town, and it always will be. I'll always be a Ravens fan, and an Orioles fan (no matter how hard the Orioles try to drive me away). There's nothing more beautiful than watching the sun set from the cockpit of a sailboat on Chesapeake Bay, and I can make a crab cake that will make you cry, and strip a blue crab down to a pile of shell faster than a Marine can field strip an M-4.

But Texas is home. I get up every morning and watch the sun rise over my lake and tell myself "You live in paradise". I've watched my son blossom and grow in ways that he never would have in Baltimore, and sometimes I'm so proud that it almost hurts. It's a trite phrase that gets thrown around a lot, but I am living the dream.

And sometimes I wonder what took me so long to get here.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 17, 2021 01:34 AM (GtpEB)

851 I've never met MisHum in person.

I did find out he may attend the 2022 TX MoMee. Hope I don't have to wear chain mail.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 01:35 AM (L2ZTs)

852 qdpsteve, you MUST have heard that BozoConservative and Shibumi got married. You're an ONT regular.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)

853 *runs away sobbing*

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 01:37 AM (L2ZTs)

854 WeirdDave, I'm just ecstatic to hear you wax poetic about your new home. So very happy for you!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

855 Steve, we may all have to attend that real life meeting next year. Epic, definitely!

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:39 AM (MUpk6)

856 I did find out he may attend the 2022 TX MoMee. Hope I don't have to wear chain mail.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Insist on tacos at ten paces.

At dawn.

*wink*

Posted by: Miklos opens the book at September 17, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

857 I understand when people list reasons why they can't move. But I've personally found that the willingness to pick up stakes and go elsewhere is a big part of living a good, happy life.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 01:41 AM (QU5/8)

858 But seriously folks...

I kinda sorta have an online GF at FB. (Yes I know she's likely a guy. Let me have my fantasy dammit!!)

Also I'm pretty much resigned to the fact I'm not likely to ever have a close relationship with a real life female. Im learning to make peace with it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)

859 I know Amazon may have ruined me but FedEx sucks. It took them 11 days to ship,an envelope from WI to CA? Wtf.

Posted by: keena at September 17, 2021 01:42 AM (RiTnx)

860 UPS is a tad better at 9 days from MN.

Posted by: keena at September 17, 2021 01:44 AM (RiTnx)

861 I remember driving up the BW Parkway and seeing the sign Welcome to Baltimore Hon. The Hon got removed once the authorities became aware of it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 01:44 AM (Y0dLt)

862 I've watched my son blossom and grow in ways that he never would have in Baltimore, and sometimes I'm so proud that it almost hurts. It's a trite phrase that gets thrown around a lot, but I am living the dream.

And sometimes I wonder what took me so long to get here.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 17, 2021 01:34
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Some things just take time. It's amazing you see that change in him in such a short period of time, very cool.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2021 01:44 AM (55Qr6)

863 We should let MisHum tell him. They're close

Now that's a LOL

Posted by: lurk at September 17, 2021 01:44 AM (MIODZ)

864 I know Amazon may have ruined me but FedEx sucks. It took them 11 days to ship,an envelope from WI to CA? Wtf.
Posted by: keena

What started at a "You Could do This" term paper in MBA School may end as a "How did they Ruin It" topic in MBA School.

Posted by: Miklos, with perspective and a distinct lack of sympathy at September 17, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

865 WeirdDave, wonderful tribute to your new home. Living on the water is such a calming experience, too. That serenity is a great way to start your day.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:47 AM (MUpk6)

866 Posted by: Weirddave at September 17, 2021 01:34 AM (GtpEB)

Touching, but not like a Biden. I spent many of my good earning years in IL, and saw firsthand its steady decline to shitheadville; fled in '95. Hence my ironclad Rule of US life --

The most powerful vote you can make is with your feet.

Glad you moved, and I do know how hard it is from personal experience, but

you will be a happier human in the long run. As to sports teams, they can all suck my Rebel dick. Artifices of a past way of showing community spirit.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 17, 2021 01:48 AM (F0YaR)

867 Steve, you are smart and witty. Perhaps you could have a friendship that grows into something more? And, maybe a FB friend is a step there?

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 01:50 AM (MUpk6)

868 I remember driving up the BW Parkway and seeing the sign Welcome to Baltimore Hon. The Hon got removed once the authorities became aware of it.

Many, many times. Whoever was adding the hon to the sign kept it up for many years.

As to sports teams, humans are tribal. They were a harmless way to channel tribal impulses in a manner that served the greater society. Back in the E Pluribus Unum Days of America, that is.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 17, 2021 01:55 AM (GtpEB)

869 Good night Horde, I've been lurking around for a few hours, but I am now struggling to stay awake. The alarm will ring in less that four hours. TGIF!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 01:55 AM (a4EWo)

870 "Correia was an accountant before he started making lots of money as an author"

He wasn't just an accountant, but an auditor. One that deals with fraud. So yeah if he says it stinks, it stinks

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 17, 2021 01:57 AM (y7zkd)

871 EveR, thanks. It's appreciated. :-)

I do still think I could have a relationship, but it'd be tricky. I know I'd have to go really slow. Plus my OCD and some other conditions of mine would have to be negotiated.

I do consider the online thing some good practice. Nothing weird has happened, I'm going really slow with getting to know her, and this person really does appear to be who she says she is. Also doesn't hurt probably that I'm in CA and she apparently is in Florida, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 01:57 AM (L2ZTs)

872 Hiya EveR !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 01:58 AM (arJlL)

873 Maryland's a beautiful state.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 02:02 AM (Y0dLt)

874 Steve, just remember everyone has their personality quirks, too. Everyone has a flaw or two. Good luck on maneuvering this path. I know how well you write, so I have full confidence in you.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 02:05 AM (MUpk6)

875 Maryland's a beautiful state.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Is this a trick ?

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 02:06 AM (arJlL)

876 EveR, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 02:06 AM (L2ZTs)

877 busy wrapping surprise packets of lingerie for Herself, to spring on her over dinner Fryday and Caturday...

Brylcreem signed SB 8, 8 and 10 today, so much talk about real estate this weekend, to fund out evacuation from this Turd World hellhole they've turned Paradise into.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 02:08 AM (h5m8W)

878 It's a trap! The beautiful scenery lulls you into a false sense of security.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 02:09 AM (Y0dLt)

879 August Landmesser

Posted by: Miklos, uncompliant at September 17, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

880 Redc, that is so nice. Surprise gifts are the best. The very best.

What do those bills do?

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 02:11 AM (MUpk6)

881 August Landmesser
Posted by: Miklos, uncompliant

Landmesser, huh ?

Just poops wherever he feels like it ?

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 02:15 AM (arJlL)

882 Anyone here ever been to Mahogany Smoked Meats in either Bishop or South Lake Tahoe CA?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 02:16 AM (L2ZTs)

883 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2021 02:18 AM (QFVV9)

884 Not just a pooper wherever he feels like it, but a respected and impressive one.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 02:20 AM (Y0dLt)

885 851 Oh. Joy.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 17, 2021 02:24 AM (+GH2e)

886 Not just a pooper wherever he feels like it, but a respected and impressive one.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Built log cabins with his turds ?

That IS impressive !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 02:24 AM (arJlL)

887 Looked at those CA bills. Sounds like single-family home neighborhoods are going to be targeted for extinction.

Posted by: EveR at September 17, 2021 02:32 AM (MUpk6)

888 they are all Land Use

8 extends a bill to 2030 that was due to expire in 2025...

9 would allow an R-1 lot owner to build up to 6 properties on the lot, in lieu of the one home currently allowed.

10 would enable cities to pass local zoning making it easier to put in small (<11 unit apt buildings)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 02:33 AM (h5m8W)

889 w/SB-9, we can take our ~10.2K SFT lot, which currently has a SFH of ~1650 SFT, and either build a 4599 SFT McMansion on it, or two 2250 SFT homes, of which 500SFT is an ADU, and two additional separate JDUs of no more than 800 SFT, all w/o any hearings, challenges, etc... the City has to rubber stamp them.

AND, since we are within range of major public transport, we wouldn't even need to provide a single parking space. 6 residences where there used to be one.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 02:38 AM (h5m8W)

890 August = respected, impressive

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 02:46 AM (Y0dLt)

891 2016-2019 i did a lot of Housing Accountability Act litigation (plaintiff's side). Berkeley tried to play games, got sued, settled, played more games, got sued again, lost, got hit for about $50,000 in attorney's fees (not to me).

Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2021 02:46 AM (KAi1n)

892 I also had fun with San Jose but they were smart enough to cave in. "Our caving only applies to this onnnnne situation". Heh

Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2021 02:48 AM (KAi1n)

893 Any morons in the Tahoe area? Our annual chick vacay is coming up and I'm hoping we're not going to be smoked out

Posted by: keena at September 17, 2021 02:49 AM (RiTnx)

894 I need coffee

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 02:50 AM (2JoB8)

895 Woke up to the cat sneezing on my face.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 17, 2021 02:50 AM (2pPWs)

896 SFGoth, so you had your way with San Jose? Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 02:50 AM (L2ZTs)

897 Keena, wish I could join you

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2021 02:52 AM (L2ZTs)

898 just did the math: two homes would be almost 1800 SFT, after the ADU of 500...

and, if we split the lot, agreeing to stay 3 years afterward, we could sell one outright and live in the other. and nothing says we have to rent the J\/ADUs out. use them for hobbies, guests, etc, until we sell and didi mau to Tejas.

not only that, but the units do NOT have to be "affordable", so you can rent them at market rates. saw someone this week on ND who was willing to pay $1200 for a single room, so i figure a 500 SFT ADU is easily ~$1500/month.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 02:54 AM (h5m8W)

899 Steve, there's a reason your girlfriend's initials are KYJ....

Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2021 02:56 AM (KAi1n)

900 SFGoth... love to pick your brain on this stuff.

pls e-mail me so we can set up a chat.

we can also swap Ft Hungry Lizzard tales, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 02:57 AM (h5m8W)

901 Yes JT it is

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 03:07 AM (2JoB8)

902 https://www.americanthinker.com/one reason for the push for covid vaccination may be to eliminate a possible control group
https://tinyurl.com/2amdwbdj

Good as reason as any

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 03:15 AM (2JoB8)

903 The latest claim in an article I read, is the concept of "Super Immunity" , the argument is that those who have already had Covid-19 and recovered should get the vaccine because it will be doubleplus gooder, or something along those lines.

I remain skeptical of this.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2021 03:20 AM (8DvH0)

904 Anybody that says they know what the vax and natural immunity will do together is pulling info out of their ass. Nobody knows

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 17, 2021 03:34 AM (+I6Y/)

905 I remain skeptical of this.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2021 03:20 AM (8DvH0)
---
you should ALWAYS remain skeptical of bullshit.

the jab is proven to weaken your immune system, at least off the dime, and then whatever protection it gives you to *mitigate* a subsequent infection wanes quickly. it does NOT keep you from getting infected, at any time, hence their need to change the definition of "vaccine".

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 03:34 AM (h5m8W)

906 360 OK, indulge me please. When was the last time you used something that you know should have been thrown out, but you kept for some unknown reason.
Posted by: runner

Can't say; but I also can't count the times I have said I need xyz 2 right after I threw it out

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 17, 2021 03:41 AM (y7zkd)

907 Red, I thought I saw mention of you getting email addresses to get updates on things publius was researching about covid. I've been here so little this past week, not able to keep up.

If that's right, do you still have my email, and if so will you please add it the list?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 17, 2021 03:43 AM (2pPWs)

908 https://tinyurl.com/4r4m48rs
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Not greatest but you need to see pictures of southern border.
And lots of Sussman

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 03:48 AM (2JoB8)

909 If that's right, do you still have my email, and if so will you please add it the list?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 17, 2021 03:43 AM (2pPWs)
---
have pity of my dumb, over tasked ass and e-mail me please.

it's there, somewhere, but there are days i can't find my ass if i sit on my hands.


Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 17, 2021 03:53 AM (h5m8W)

910 Lol

Done

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 17, 2021 03:58 AM (2pPWs)

911 That seen many times people say they are pushing the Vax on pregnant women and that is insane.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 04:02 AM (2JoB8)

912 Have mentioned it before, as a kid growing up every few years tossed away toys I no longer played with.
I could cry when I see pictures of toys I once had

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 04:07 AM (2JoB8)

913 Pixy is nood

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at September 17, 2021 04:09 AM (2JoB8)

914 And I'm out. Late as usual these days.

Later all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 17, 2021 04:17 AM (2pPWs)

915 Paladin

Posted by: hadsil at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (55qP6)

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