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School Board Approves Book Which Encourages Students to Write About Their Dirtiest Sexual Experiences and Drink Alcohol;
Mayor Tells Schoolboard: Resign Or You Will be Criminally Charged

The Hudson, OH mayor called this material "child pornography."

It's not really that. Rather, it's a textbook of writing prompts for creative writing intended for college students, issued to high school students.

The prompts included suggestions to write sexually explicit stories -- which can be called "self-generated pornography by minors" -- that they would not share with their mothers.

The Hudson mayor is asking all five school board members to resign or face possible criminal charges over high school course material that he said a judge called "child pornography."

Mayor Craig Shubert made the statement during Monday night's board of education meeting after multiple parents complained about the content of some writing prompts contained in a book called "642 Things to Write About" provided to high school students who are taking a college credit course called Writing in the Liberal Arts II.

Parents said there was a prompt that asked students to "write a sex scene you wouldn't show your mom," and another which said "rewrite the sex scene from above into one that you'd let your mom read."

Another prompt asked students to drink a beer and describe how it tastes.

The people of Hudson, Ohio have had enough.

This might explain why they've had enough: a 57-year-old female chemistry teacher in the Hudson school teacher was just fired for having sex with a student.

This happened just in February.

And now they discover this book telling students to write dirty sex stories they wouldn't want their mom to see.

That is almost certainly why the mayor called this a case of "grooming" the underage.

It literally just happened in the district.

An Ohio high school chemistry teacher has admitted to having sex with an underage student.

Heidi Hallstein, 57, pleaded guilty on Friday to one count of gross sexual imposition and one count of attempted unlawful contact with a minor. A judge in Portage County accepted the plea and convicted Hallstein of both charges.

Hallstein was arrested last August after investigators accused her of having sex with the student at her home in January 2017. Police do not believe that the sex happened on school grounds.

No, guys. No.

Screenshot (476).png

Just going to go out on a limb here and guess, based on the media's coy avoidance of specifying the sex of the abused child, and based too on that haircut, that the molested child was a girl.

Video of the mayor below.

Hey don't worry about it, though: Christopher Wray is going to assign his ten best agents political fixers to "take care of it."

Posted by: Ace at 02:41 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 16, 2021 01:41 PM (z5Vrg)

2 Good gawd

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2021 01:42 PM (CYnTg)

3 Hmm.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 01:42 PM (yQpMk)

4 Top 10-ish...

Posted by: Greyman27 at September 16, 2021 01:42 PM (RKLPC)

5 Oh gross. I suppose Don Lemon thinks they should all be shamed, amirite?

Posted by: lizabth at September 16, 2021 01:42 PM (L3Rsz)

6 Don't just say it, Mr. Mayor.

Make it so.

Engage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

7 Rookie mistake. I read the content.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 16, 2021 01:42 PM (N1tpc)

8 That teacher's problem was that she wasn't coaching the teenage girl for the Olympics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

9 and based too on that haircut



Felonious Barbery

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

10 But even without the pic, I knew it was going to be a lesbian molestation.

That's what our "betters" want.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 16, 2021 01:43 PM (N1tpc)

11 Either or?

The mayor should embrace the healing power of the word "and".

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2021 01:43 PM (+WWsf)

12 As a Country we are so screwed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (L91xj)

13 And yep..the molestee was a girl.

Posted by: lizabth at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (L3Rsz)

14 Willowed

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
White man kicks black family out of New York restaurant for not having vaccine papers. Patrons cheer. This is where we are:

https://tinyurl.com/4snxdbj4

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

15 Already been done, called Penthouse forum

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (w0aZc)

16 Either or?



Is pillory right out?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 01:45 PM (yQpMk)

17 Pedophile grooming ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 16, 2021 01:45 PM (KCmMX)

18 So did they resign?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 01:45 PM (7F9te)

19 Furthermore, the student molested wanted nothing to happen to her dear friend. She wanted her to walk out of jail so that they could continue their lives together.

It almost brings a tear to the eye, such love. /s

Posted by: lizabth at September 16, 2021 01:45 PM (L3Rsz)

20 I would have been first but that face stopped my clock temporarily...

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (CYnTg)

21 There is zero reason for a high school teacher to request this from minors other than voyeurism. What is going on in the world of public education?

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (5iUNf)

22 I'm surprised one of the prompts wasn't "write a story about having lesbian sex with one of your teachers".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

23 We're already investigating this matter. We'll have the Mayor arrested for threatening elected school board members. That's terrorism that threatens our sacred democracy!

Posted by: The 99% of All FBI Agents Who Are So Fucking Honest That It Boggles The Mind at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (9vQJW)

24 Seriously, fuck these fuckers to Hell.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

25
Hmm. That picture. She's a 0. Even for incels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (/U27+)

26 Charge them with child pornography and they will resign... and never get a job again and go to jail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (IukSd)

27 If a Child writes about their what they are doing in a sexual way, then Yes it is Child Porn.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (dKiJG)

28 Those big ears say it all.
As do the thin lips in a fixed sneer. [fixed as in Shakespeare.]

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (Vwb3R)

29 Seriously. When does the shooting start. I honestly don't see any other way. The bad guys won't stop until they are physically stopped.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (OCTRt)

30 Teachera probably loved reading those papers

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (w0aZc)

31 I've been screaming from the rooftops about this for a long time. Our "education" system has become little more than grooming grounds for the sex fantasies of perverted adults.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

32 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
White man kicks black family out of New York restaurant for not having vaccine papers. Patrons cheer. This is where we are:

https://tinyurl.com/4snxdbj4
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (NpAcC)


It would be a shame if that place burned to the ground.

A true shame.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (2JVJo)

33 Heidi Hallstein for Congress! Love is love, h8ers! Especially gross love between children and government authority figures! -- DNC

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (wD0RE)

34 I'm surprised one of the prompts wasn't "write a story about having lesbian sex with one of your teachers".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

You beat me to it! I thought the same thing...this teacher was looking for minors to snuggle...otherwise, why do this?

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (5iUNf)

35 *squirms restlessly*

*twitches*

Posted by: Zombie Eddie Van Halen at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (KnJdm)

36 She looks like an Oberlin grad.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (wtvvX)

37

Who the fuck is the head of the school board? Bob Guccione?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (s2VJv)

38 Hooray for going after the school board but is the teacher in trouble at all?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (Sd2Hw)

39 "Resign Or You Will be Criminally Charged"

I'd prefer it was AND not OR, but that's better than, "Good job, Team!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (aXxgO)

40 Happy, happy, happy, all the time,
With Shock Treatment I'm doin' fine!

Posted by: Joey R at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (JPtHE)

41 The alleged rape occurred in 2017. A lot could happen in 4 years, appearances can change drastically.

Maybe she was "hotter" in 2017

Nah.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (mR6Gs)

42 There is zero reason for a high school teacher to request this from minors other than voyeurism. What is going on in the world of public education?
Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (5iUNf)


All kinds of reasons to get kids thinking about what they might not tell their parents. Or what they should tell their teachers about their parents.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (P4LRL)

43 Willowed:
Link in my nic to an article about miscarriages. This is from CDC data (supposedly...I have not had time to go check all the sources yet). Third trimester, no problem; first and second, big giant fucking problem.

It is of course possible that there's something about women who would get an experimental drug while pregnant (?????????? My doctor wouldn't even let me eat a fucking sandwich) that makes their results not representative of the general population, but it's still concerning enough to recommend women not get the shot while pregnant in the absence of some incredibly major risk factor until we have more data.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (8548M)

44
She looks like an Oberlin grad.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (wtvvX)

________

Antioch or Bennington

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (/U27+)

45 As a Country we are so screwed
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (L91xj)


https://youtu.be/jrxI_euTX4A

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM (wD0RE)

46 This is severely fucked up. I find myself saying that a lot lately.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM (II3Gr)

47 14 Willowed

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
White man kicks black family out of New York restaurant for not having vaccine papers. Patrons cheer. This is where we are:

https://tinyurl.com/4snxdbj4
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

=========

"This is a reflection of America's racism as a whole, not the racism of the Democratic Party."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

48 There is zero reason for a high school teacher to request this from minors other than voyeurism. What is going on in the world of public education?
---------

Best case is that some teacher just went and looked up a writing prompts on Amazon and didn't actually read through the book to confirm that it was appropriate. Or figured that she'd use the tamer ones.

Still very stupid. Just keep one copy of the book and give the kids a sheet of paper with the tamer prompts for the student to choose from.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM (mg5cE)

49 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
White man kicks black family out of New York restaurant for not having vaccine papers. Patrons cheer. This is where we are:

https://tinyurl.com/4snxdbj4
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2021 01:44 PM (NpAcC)


I have a feeling something like this is only going to happen a couple more times before there are ....changes.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM (mR6Gs)

50 but is the teacher in trouble at all?


"Heidi Hallstein, 57, pleaded guilty on Friday to one count of gross sexual imposition and one count of attempted unlawful contact with a minor. A judge in Portage County accepted the plea and convicted Hallstein of both charges."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

51 Seriously. When does the shooting start. I honestly don't see any other way. The bad guys won't stop until they are physically stopped.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (OCTRt)


People say that we don't know what the flash point will be that opens up the cartridge box, and that could be true. But the longer things go on and the more blatant the junta's revocation of our rights goes on, the more I am convinced the shooting will never begin.

Not on our side, at least.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (2JVJo)

52 School board members have already told the Mayor to go pound sand, they ain't resigning, and they say he doesn't have the power to do shit about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (trdmm)

53 For your next assignment, write a story on how the hell we get out of this mess.

-The School Board

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (kTF2Z)

54 There was a more detailed list of the writing topic 'suggestions' published on the internet. I cannot find it today....I wonder why?

Some of the other 'topics' were gay sex; murder...

I kid you not. Try to find these listed anywhere now. They've been memory-holed.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president and covid came from a Chinese laborato at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (l0Cy4)

55 I'm going to give you a simple choice: You either choose to resign or you will be charged

**

I still want to know how this works.

If they resign it's no longer a felony?

Is that how Teacher Law works?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (EEjVl)

56 Antioch or Bennington

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (/U27+)

Smith is also a possibility...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

57 it's still concerning enough to recommend women not get the shot while pregnant in the absence of some incredibly major risk factor until we have more data.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (8548M)


I want to know why pregnant women, who should not even take over-the-counter cold medicine while pregnant, are being pressured to take an experimental injection with a bad safety profile.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (6RgRK)

58 Gotta say, I'm surprised that this show of moral backbone happened in Hudson.

That area is pretty damn blue.

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (BgMrQ)

59 The left will freak out about "book banning", no doubt. Censorship.

And they'll let their lack of any kind of circumspection or consistency set like acid.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 01:51 PM (XHhHI)

60 Anyone called teachers the real heroes yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 01:51 PM (kTF2Z)

61 I still want to know how this works.

If they resign it's no longer a felony?

Is that how Teacher Law works?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (EEjVl)



They will move to another district and get on that school board.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

62 25
Hmm. That picture. She's a 0. Even for incels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (/U27+)


She makes Marsh Applewhite and his cultists look like Hugo Drax's space shuttle ark passengers from "Moonraker" in comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

63 Resign or be charged.

I'll bet there are similar texts in school all around the country. This mayor should go on a speaking tour.

I grew up and attended school 1 through 12 and we lived within earshot of Hudson. I say earshot because Hudson had a fireworks plant, and sometime about 1955 or so the plant blew up in the predawn hour, waking everyone and putting all out in their front yards, wondering if it was a nuke or something.

I think the plant, really a small collection of small unconnected shacks, was about 15 miles from our house, but the boom was mammoth.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (COk33)

64 58 Gotta say, I'm surprised that this show of moral backbone happened in Hudson.

That area is pretty damn blue.
Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (BgMrQ)

=========

If the mayor's words are just virtue signaling (which feels like it, to be honest), then it's really interesting that he felt like he needed to do it from a political point of view.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

65

Negro Lesbians stole our dates!

Posted by: Lesbian Flounder at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (DUMjo)

66 And it wasn't just the sex stuff. I saw a list of other topic suggestions in said book, including some really violent, twisted, demented insanity. Not suitable for humans of any age.

Not sure the board can really be criminally charged over this. But maybe whoever actually picked the book should be. And assorted firings, exiles, and shunning in the school system.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (J8sNU)

67 The alleged rape occurred in 2017. A lot could happen in 4 years, appearances can change drastically.

Maybe she was "hotter" in 2017

Nah.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (mR6Gs)


She had to survive the OMB years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (wD0RE)

68 Hate has no home here. But your sexy children do.

Posted by: Sexual Chemistry Teacher at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (KnJdm)

69 Yes, this creepy pervert's "victim" was a girl. I put "victim" in quotes because -- I shit you not -- the "victim" and this creep were and still are in a "consensual relationship." Don't believe me? Google it. At the creep's sentencing hearing, the "victim" asked that she not be charged at all. I can only imagine who this "victim" is and what she looks like . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

70 Hate has no home here, Mayor Shubert, you bigoted, cishetero trumptard.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (Ectld)

71 60 Anyone called teachers the real heroes yet?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2021 01:51 PM (kTF2Z)


"Pfft."

- - Grinders, Hoagies and Subs LLC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (s2VJv)

72 Ace: "It's not really that. Rather, it's a textbook of writing prompts for creative writing intended for college students, issued to high school students."

OK, it was designed for college students. But why was it even intended for college students? The material is perversion for pretty much any age. That students, a vulnerable group, are one or two years older does not make this class material any less offensive, subversive, or pornographic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (aXxgO)

73 I want to know why pregnant women, who should not even take over-the-counter cold medicine while pregnant, are being pressured to take an experimental injection with a bad safety profile.
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (6RgRK)

*

Shut up and stop rejecting Science, Trumptard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (EEjVl)

74 Going out on a limb here and saying no self-respecting, sober high school boy would think about having sex with teacher Heidi Hallstein.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (+Kpte)

75 I want to know why pregnant women, who should not even take over-the-counter cold medicine while pregnant, are being pressured to take an experimental injection with a bad safety profile.
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (6RgRK)

And I wonder if there is a connection between THIS ---and hospitals suddenly deciding they don't want to be delivering babies.....

THINK

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (mR6Gs)

76 69 Yes, this creepy pervert's "victim" was a girl. I put "victim" in quotes because -- I shit you not -- the "victim" and this creep were and still are in a "consensual relationship." Don't believe me? Google it. At the creep's sentencing hearing, the "victim" asked that she not be charged at all. I can only imagine who this "victim" is and what she looks like . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

==========

This definitely isn't evidence that the teacher was using her classroom for grooming.

Definitely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

77 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.

Posted by: Priests at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

78 Between Nicki Minaj's friend's cousin's swollen testicles and this - what is happening with sex?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (LBiAf)

79 After an entire lifetime of telling teachers "DON'T MENTION JESUS--YOU ARE *NOT* ON YOUR OWN TIME" (You're like Congress or something!!!!!)

The left now acts like board-approved curriculum is a matter of free speech.

It's because they are deceptive and disingenuous. They just need a "side" in the dispute, no matter how contrived.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (XHhHI)

80 65

Negro Lesbians stole our dates!
Posted by: Lesbian Flounder at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (DUMjo)


Frank Lymon from Amherst >>> Don Lemon from hunger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

81 60 Anyone called teachers the real heroes yet?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
_________

As part of Hallstein's plea deal, she will have to remove the "Another Hero Lives Here!" sign from her front lawn for two weeks.

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (9vQJW)

82 77 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.
Posted by: Priests at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

==========

THEY'RE HEROES!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

83 "would think about having sex with teacher Heidi Hallstein."

Maybe she showed him the trick with her teeth out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (Ectld)

84 It would be a shame if that place burned to the ground.

A true shame.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM


Not saying that it should happen, but if it did I would understand.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (m+jkK)

85 That chem teacher is kinda hot-- in a Hillary Clinton sort of way.

Posted by: Rona Romney at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (dynG0)

86 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.
Posted by: Priests at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (yQpMk)
---
They're the real heroes.

Posted by: As Norm Would Say at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (XHhHI)

87 78 Between Nicki Minaj's friend's cousin's swollen testicles and this - what is happening with sex?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (LBiAf)


"I know, right?"

- - Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle and eyeball licker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (s2VJv)

88 it's still concerning enough to recommend women not get the shot while pregnant in the absence of some incredibly major risk factor until we have more data.

That's the thing. The fed alphabet agencies, the medical community, and of course the drug companies REFUSE TO GET MORE DATA. Most likely because more data would bring murder charges at worst and show the vaccine is not very good but very dangerous.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (IukSd)

89 So another 208k " encounters" on the border in August. What does CNN say about this invasion of unvaccinated immigrants?

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (CYnTg)

90 Another tweet, on a thread that had that resign-or-else post on ZH, had elementary-aged, comic book examples of 10 yo engaging in oral sex. When did we stop permitting kids to be kids?

Posted by: EveR at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (MUpk6)

91 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.


It's really beyond the pale.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

92 77 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.

Posted by: Priests at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

snort.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (wtvvX)

93 I don't want to defend the teacher or school board, but if I read the story these kids were in a DE (dual enrollment) program, so this smut was being peddled by whatever college they were affiliated with.

It's not an excuse, because they still need to exercise due diligence in approving the college material for minors.

But it may be a matter of the school board or teacher realizing that colleges push this kind of smut, rather than actively endorsing it.

Of course it's also completely possible that the school knew what was in it and approved it anyway because they think they are all enlightened as opposed to their backward, sexually repressed constituency.

Copiable either way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 01:55 PM (7F9te)

94 Yes, this creepy pervert's "victim" was a girl. I put "victim" in quotes because -- I shit you not -- the "victim" and this creep were and still are in a "consensual relationship." Don't believe me? Google it. At the creep's sentencing hearing, the "victim" asked that she not be charged at all. I can only imagine who this "victim" is and what she looks like . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM


Did you just assume that "victim's" pronouns?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 01:55 PM (m+jkK)

95 A Brave New World is not a 'How To' Guide.

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at September 16, 2021 01:55 PM (yRved)

96 77 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.
Posted by: Priests at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (yQpMk)


By request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OKtuaWkmA0

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

97 "arrested last August after investigators accused her of having sex with the student at her home in January 2017."

with the student at HER home. ... if the grammar is correct, it indicates it was at the student's (her) home. ... But that may not be what they meant to convey, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

98 These teachers sure seem to have a lot of sex with children.

Posted by: Priests at September 16, 2021 01:53 PM (yQpMk)
-------------

It's always been the case. Your children have always been at greater risk from their teachers and coaches than from your priest.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (mg5cE)

99 Maybe hospitals are shy about delivering babies because if the mother had the jab, there could very well be "complications" for which the hospital and doctor could be held liable.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

100 Back in Jr High I had an English teacher who was into this sort of shit. Wanted sexually explicit essays using analogies... to teach us what analogies were.

Weirdos. All of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (BFigT)

101 it's still concerning enough to recommend women not get the shot while pregnant in the absence of some incredibly major risk factor until we have more data.

**

Now do pregnant women who have already had COVID. Or just women who have already had the COVID. Heck, do the effect of the shot on *people* that have already had and recovered from the COVIDs.

There is no data.

Take the shot, citizen. Stay safe. You're all in this together.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (EEjVl)

102 Another prompt asked students to drink a beer and describe how it tastes.

Hey teachers.
Why does it have to be beer?
Rather than contributing to the delinquency of minors, why not pick something else? Whale blubber? Tofu? Okra? There are many things the student could try that aren't alcoholic.
Or is your goal not effective writing but getting kids to be bad?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (axyOa)

103 Gotta say, I'm surprised that this show of moral backbone happened in Hudson.

That area is pretty damn blue.
Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (BgMrQ)


These sorts of things aren't supposed to happen to our kids. This stuff happens to those inbred cousin-humpers who like Trump.

Perfectly understandable. Not unlike the lefties who bought their kids spots in college...thereby depriving a poor minority child...because they're special.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (wD0RE)

104 Well, for every hot teacher, 90% of the cases now seem to be like the teachers I remember from school, by and large. There was that one in middle school. Mmmm, Ms. P****...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (csEWM)

105 "Heidi Hallstein, 57, pleaded guilty on Friday to one count of gross sexual imposition"

Gross is an understatement.

Posted by: Devildog Dan at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (R/gyP)

106 43 Willowed:
Link in my nic to an article about miscarriages. This is from CDC data (supposedly...I have not had time to go check all the sources yet). Third trimester, no problem; first and second, big giant fucking problem.

It is of course possible that there's something about women who would get an experimental drug while pregnant (?????????? My doctor wouldn't even let me eat a fucking sandwich) that makes their results not representative of the general population, but it's still concerning enough to recommend women not get the shot while pregnant in the absence of some incredibly major risk factor until we have more data.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (8548M)

LOL I forgot about that, my wife didn't eat any cold cuts, I can't remember why. I have heard that some Women's Periods are just stopping and they don't know why.

Hell When we were trying with Fertility, you are talking Thousands and thousands of dollars and if you think eating or getting something is gonna reduce your chances even by 1% you arn't taking it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (dKiJG)

107 My Senior English teach was hot.

We called her the discount Nicole Kidman. Still hot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

108 100 Back in Jr High I had an English teacher who was into this sort of shit. Wanted sexually explicit essays using analogies... to teach us what analogies were.

Weirdos. All of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (BFigT)

Glans is to glance as Schvantz is to____


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (s2VJv)

109 God turned his back on Sodom and Gomorrah. I now understand why.

It's no wonder that this country is falling into the wasteland.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (Fs5vw)

110 A Brave New World is not a 'How To' Guide.
Posted by: Aldous Huxley at September 16, 2021 01:55 PM (yRved)
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That sounds so negative.

Posted by: Tear It All Down at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (XHhHI)

111 Other outlets state that the teacher did, in fact, have sex with a female student who was fourteen at the time, but that the student who is now eighteen is in a "consensual relationship" with the teacher and appeared at the teacher's sentencing to ask that she not be punished.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (ssz2a)

112
When did we stop permitting kids to be kids?
Posted by: EveR at September 16, 2021 01:54 PM (MUpk6)

_________

It used to be that kids were not allowed to be kids. They were drawing water from the well, helping their mother cook, helping their father in the fields or barn. Now they're not allowed to be kids so they can be sex obsessed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (/U27+)

113 recommend women not get the shot while pregnant in the absence of some incredibly major risk factor until we have more data.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (8548M)


My math is coming out differently. 115 non-live births out of 827 does not give me 90% miscarriage rate.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (6RgRK)

114 So another 208k " encounters" on the border in August. What does CNN say about this invasion of unvaccinated immigrants?

**

I was mentioned on JJs thread this morning that apparently the majority of the illegals coming over the US/Mexico border into the US are from Haiti.

Go ahead and square that circle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (EEjVl)

115 "Gross is an understatement."

You wish you had a piece of this.

Posted by: Heidi 'Maddog' Hallstein at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (Ectld)

116 The Left and NeverTrumpers (BIRM) are still making "LOL...PiZzAgAtE" jokes on Twitter but somehow all of these new stories involving leftists keep ending up at "turns out some kids were diddled".

Posted by: Azathoth at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (JmH7u)

117 Training! These poor folks need understanding and better school board training.

Posted by: Chris Wray at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (DQAY2)

118 >Going out on a limb here and saying no self-respecting, sober high school boy would think about having sex with teacher Heidi Hallstein.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 16, 2021 01:52 PM (+Kpte)


Firstly, your filter criteria eliminate a lot of the population. Secondly, teenage boys are ruled by the little head more than than the big head. I'm not saying Ace is wrong, but if the answer is teenage boy, I won't be shocked.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (ReE5g)

119 105 "Heidi Hallstein, 57, pleaded guilty on Friday to one count of gross sexual imposition"

Gross is an understatement.
Posted by: Devildog Dan at September 16, 2021 01:56 PM (R/gyP)

No shit.

But 'sexual imposition'? That is an interesting term. Rape? Sexual relations. 'Imposition'? I will admit I have ever heard sexual assault described that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (csEWM)

120 111 Other outlets state that the teacher did, in fact, have sex with a female student who was fourteen at the time, but that the student who is now eighteen is in a "consensual relationship" with the teacher and appeared at the teacher's sentencing to ask that she not be punished.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (ssz2a)

=======

But the teacher definitely wasn't using her classroom to groom young women into lesbian relationships.

Definitely. That's just rightwing fantasy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

121 When I was in high school, it was well known that a couple of teachers (married to other people) were having it out in a classroom during lunch. Not quite the same thing, but when I hear of how put-upon teachers are, I go back to that and figure that if they have time to have sex at school, maybe their duties aren't all that onerous.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (okGHj)

122 No, guys. No.

And how.

Yikes squared.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (QU5/8)

123 LOL I forgot about that, my wife didn't eat any cold cuts, I can't remember why. I have heard that some Women's Periods are just stopping and they don't know why.

**

I heard on the news this morning that Britain is looking into that currently.

Because now is the best time to do that sort of thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (EEjVl)

124 God turned his back on Sodom and Gomorrah. I now understand why.

It's no wonder that this country is falling into the wasteland.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (Fs5vw)
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Send out your daughters that we can have sex with them!

Posted by: Lesbian Crowd Around Your House at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (XHhHI)

125 Back in Jr High I had an English teacher who was into this sort of shit. Wanted sexually explicit essays using analogies... to teach us what analogies were.

And you can't spell "analogies" without "ANAL."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

126 charge the board anyway. fuck letting them just walk away

Posted by: Unclefacts at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (ihUzW)

127 115 "Gross is an understatement."

You wish you had a piece of this.

**

"Pass."
- Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Azathoth at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (JmH7u)

128 I mean... some of those prompts are really good, but not for kids. Most of them are wildly inappropriate for school kids and blatantly so. The immediate reaction of the school board when called on it shows that, they have no excuse and aren't defending it at all.

I had no hot teachers. At least to me, maybe the male teachers were hot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

129 I had a high school history teacher that had a yearly contest for senior history essays with the prize being a weekend with him on the lake.

Men and homely girls were apparently not very talented at writing history essays.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (SdC0P)

130 "My wife didn't eat any cold cuts, I can't remember why"

High aluminum content. Linked to Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Heidi 'Maddog' Hallstein at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (Ectld)

131 113 Oops! I see now that the 90% is for women vaxxed during 1st and 2nd trimesters.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (6RgRK)

132 I'm not fir sure, but that chemistry teacher may not have been one of the real heroes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (QU5/8)

133 But 'sexual imposition'? That is an interesting term. Rape? Sexual relations. 'Imposition'? I will admit I have ever heard sexual assault described that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


If that were a male teacher, it would be statutory rape and he would be on his way to prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (OCTRt)

134 > My doctor wouldn't even let me eat a fucking sandwich

Yep. When my wife was pregnant she was on doctor's orders to only eat meat that had been heated to some specific temperature. Cold cuts were right out.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (UW2ZS)

135 The mayor can charge people? No.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (ReE5g)

136 Hudson is a nice town. Sorry this happened there but I am glad the parents stepped up to protect their kids.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (DQAY2)

137 Firstly, your filter criteria eliminate a lot of the population. Secondly, teenage boys are ruled by the little head more than than the big head. I'm not saying Ace is wrong, but if the answer is teenage boy, I won't be shocked.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (ReE5g)

Dude, we do have standards.

Posted by: Underaged Boys at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (mR6Gs)

138 Now we know who the gal in the orange t-shirt and gray sweat pants from yesterday is dating. Heidi Hallstrom.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 02:01 PM (Y0dLt)

139 And you can't spell "analogies" without "ANAL."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)
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O Geez.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:01 PM (XHhHI)

140 *burp*

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 16, 2021 02:01 PM (Ectld)

141 As a Freshman in an all-boys' HS, I had an English teacher who was the older sister of a girl I went all through elementary school with. It was the older sister's first teaching job straight out of college.

She liked to wear short skirts, sweaters and boots.

Best English class I ever had...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

142 I think the big story here, which everyone seems to be missing, is a woman teaching chemistry. I know it's only high school chemistry, but still . . .

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (tu3iY)

143 School board members have already told the Mayor to go pound sand, they ain't resigning, and they say he doesn't have the power to do shit about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (trdmm)


Mayor Poppins would have the bastards arrested and charged as child pornographers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (2JVJo)

144 Most of them are wildly inappropriate for school kids and blatantly so.

I don't really think they are appropriate for college-age people. I'd have been very put out by this kind of nonsense in college.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (QU5/8)

145 129 I had a high school history teacher that had a yearly contest for senior history essays with the prize being a weekend with him on the lake.

Men and homely girls were apparently not very talented at writing history essays.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (SdC0P)

...

Plus penthouse forum is basically all history essays.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (Sd2Hw)

146 I had no hot teachers. At least to me, maybe the male teachers were hot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

I had a hot teacher in third grade. I used to be glad when she caught me acting out because it meant I had to move my desk up next to hers.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (GD2xa)

147 I cannot fathom who thought that book was a good idea. ANYTHING sexual involving underage kids has to potential to bring the adults up on child porn charges. The school board should be strung up for sheer stupidity.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (mf5HN)

148 And you can't spell "analogies" without "ANAL."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM


*shifty eyes*

He's not wrong, there.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Otters at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (m+jkK)

149 LOL I forgot about that, my wife didn't eat any cold cuts, I can't remember why. I have heard that some Women's Periods are just stopping and they don't know why.


Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (dKiJG)

Listeria risk, IIRC.

Posted by: Sexual Chemistry Teacher at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

150 Hell When we were trying with Fertility, you are talking Thousands and thousands of dollars and if you think eating or getting something is gonna reduce your chances even by 1% you arn't taking it
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (dKiJG)

Has anyone noticed a parallel with that idiotic Handmaid's Tale book yet? Rampant infertility, which supposedly caused the hyper-religious protestants to take over the entire country and impose slavery upon the fertile?

Fever dream of idiot feminist, but that's going to be the upshot of taking the vax.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (okGHj)

151 Government skool pederast sure is one fugly mofo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (/1l9x)

152
Hallstrom. Another Scandi prevert.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (/U27+)

153 I think the big story here, which everyone seems to be missing, is a woman teaching chemistry. I know it's only high school chemistry, but still . . .
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (tu3iY)
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My high school chemistry teacher was female.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (LBiAf)

154 I had no hot teachers. At least to me, maybe the male teachers were hot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

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Neither did I but a classmate thought one dweeby teacher the bees knees. There's no accounting for taste.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (RMGKK)

155 121 When I was in high school, it was well known that a couple of teachers (married to other people) were having it out in a classroom during lunch. Not quite the same thing, but when I hear of how put-upon teachers are, I go back to that and figure that if they have time to have sex at school, maybe their duties aren't all that onerous.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2021 01:58 PM (okGHj)

Most of my H.S. teachers were alcoholics.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (N39Ws)

156 Glans is to glance as Schvantz is to____


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (s2VJv)

Schwartze?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

157 She looks like Elvis Costello.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)

158 When they arrested Heidi Hallstein did they drag her out of bed? Because it looks like she still has her blanket on in that photo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (DQAY2)

159 Back in the seventies and very early 80s, I only had one teacher that was legitimately hot. History teacher, late twenties, long beautiful brown hair down to her ass.

To say she was popular is an understatement.

The rest of my teachers looked like the result of a dirty weekend between Ernest Borgnine and Charles Bronson.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (JmH7u)

160 The school board should be strung up for sheer stupidity.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM


"Felonious dumbassery" needs to be a thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (m+jkK)

161 She liked to wear short skirts, sweaters and boots.

Best English class I ever had...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I read that as boobs.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (OCTRt)

162 I think the big story here, which everyone seems to be missing, is a woman teaching chemistry.

**

Meh. Joe Biden is President.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (EEjVl)

163 "Hallstein was accused of having sex with the former student, now an adult, at a West College address in January 2017. The address, included in a complaint the Portage County Sheriff's Office filed in Portage County Municipal Court, matches that of Kent Karate and Family Fitness Martial Arts Dojo. The martial arts school's website identifies Hallstein as owner and chief instructor."

She was the kid's sensei

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (oEn12)

164

Meanwhile, these kids can't add two numbers or read a simple sentence, but the teachers have their pool of victims.

We had plenty of rumors of gay teachers and football players and older females and football players...some of it might have been true. High school is weird, smart kids should not be attending.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (4WPW/)

165 136 Hudson is a nice town. Sorry this happened there but I am glad the parents stepped up to protect their kids.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (DQAY2)

Enemy area Huck...pretty, but enemy area still.

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (BgMrQ)

166 If the teachers are jumping the kid's bones what are they doing with each other?

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (aa+zj)

167 >
141 As a Freshman in an all-boys' HS, I had an English teacher who was the older sister of a girl I went all through elementary school with. It was the older sister's first teaching job straight out of college.

She liked to wear short skirts, sweaters and boots.

Best English class I ever had...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 02:01 PM (wtvvX)


Go on..........

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (ReE5g)

168 That teacher is hot!

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (/MaDp)

169 and based too on that haircut

Felonious Barbery
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

based on that haircut, i'm shocked she wasn't a gym teacher...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (8D42x)

170 Mayor Poppins would have the bastards arrested and charged as child pornographers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (2JVJo)



at 3AM.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (hwaFC)

171 I had no hot teachers. At least to me, maybe the male teachers were hot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2021 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

There was one teacher in H.S. that was very hot. Taught remedial reading. Her sister taught french - and she looked like TrigglyPuff.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (N39Ws)

172 Show me on the doll where I'm going to touch you.

Guess again.

Posted by: Pedo Teach at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (6G0Df)

173 I've noticed that more than 50% of our elementary school teachers are very much 1s, while the middle and high school teachers all seem to be elderly and very much 0s.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (EEjVl)

174 Hudson Ohio is quite the tony community today. Lotsa money and wine moms. The school board likely had encouragement as their students probably were given Fifty Shades of Gray by their moms to read in fifth grade. Good on the mayor but who does he think elects these perverts?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (nK4fo)

175 160 The school board should be strung up for sheer stupidity.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM

"Felonious dumbassery" needs to be a thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (m+jkK)

==========

"It was determined that the subject voted for Donald Trump. They shall be imprisoned for no less than five years and their voting rights shall be rescinded forever. They are guilty of felonious dumbassery."
-The powers that be

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

176 I hope after they arrest the Board, the mayor goes after the specific teacher.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (axyOa)

177 She looks like Elvis Costello.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)

Who wrote and sang a song called "Chemistry Class."
It's on his third album.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

178 She looks like Elvis Costello.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)
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Accidents will happen.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (XHhHI)

179 What's really sad is that normal teachers cannot hug or touch their students because some other teachers are pervs.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (6RgRK)

180 The student couldn't possibly have been a male.
She looks like you'd have to pry that thing open, kinda like shucking an oyster...

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (R2gO3)

181 The best chemistry teach I had was a woman. She was also a man hating feminist, but she taught chemistry real good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

182 I grew up near Hudson and knew people who lived there. It would have been labeled a "conservative" district. Get your kids out of gov't schools.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (NXZ4e)

183 've noticed that more than 50% of our elementary school teachers are very much 1s, while the middle and high school teachers all seem to be elderly and very much 0s.

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 02:04 PM (EEjVl)

Teaching takes a toll?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (mR6Gs)

184 She looks like Elvis Costello.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)
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More like Ed Grimly with glasses, I must say.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (XHhHI)

185 The school board members have no plans to resign.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (Y0dLt)

186 Back in the seventies and very early 80s, I only had one teacher that was legitimately hot. History teacher, late twenties, long beautiful brown hair down to her ass.

To say she was popular is an understatement.

The rest of my teachers looked like the result of a dirty weekend between Ernest Borgnine and Charles Bronson.
Posted by: Azathoth

Grade school 69 - 78.
All female teachers - your 70+ yr old grandma.
The two male teachers - your 70+ yr old grandfathers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (OCTRt)

187 My doctor wouldn't even let me eat a fucking sandwich

Yep. When my wife was pregnant she was on doctor's orders to only eat meat that had been heated to some specific temperature. Cold cuts were right out.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 02:00 PM (UW2ZS)

----------------------

When I was pregnant all ham smelled off to me. My husband, the poor guy, threw away a lot of food on my say-so.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (RMGKK)

188 She looks like Elvis Costello.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)

Who wrote and sang a song called "Chemistry Class."
It's on his third album.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

He also wrote the book.

Posted by: Sexual Chemistry Teacher at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (KnJdm)

189 >>>When they arrested Heidi Hallstein did they drag her out of bed? Because it looks like she still has her blanket on in that photo.

They arrested her at the barber shop. And not a moment too soon.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (HmZuC)

190 *Off skank sock*

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (KnJdm)

191 "It was determined that the subject voted for Donald Trump. They shall be imprisoned for no less than five years and their voting rights shall be rescinded forever. They are guilty of felonious dumbassery."
-The powers that be
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM


The second I hit "post".....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (m+jkK)

192 She looks like Elvis Costello.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)
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This Year's Model.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)

193 I approve of that Hudson mayor. That's how you do it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (0k/I2)

194 Heidi Hallstein was a dead ringer for Kate Upton.

THEN SHE GOT THE JAB.

Now look at her.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (Y0dLt)

195 The best chemistry teach I had was a woman. She was also a man hating feminist, but she taught chemistry real good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


A little from beaker A, a lot from beaker B, and you can poison a man with no trace...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (OCTRt)

196 Just like that Antifa teacher Veritas busted in San Fran, I want to see the bold claim through to resolution.

I have yet to see that he was actually fired. I saw that the district was going to take steps to fire, but that was 3 weeks ago. Have not seen fired.

The Mayor here may be fed up. But will he follow through?

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (mbFEM)

197 That's one helluva village, Hillary.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (Pqytn)

198 She looks like Elvis Costello.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)

Who wrote and sang a song called "Chemistry Class."
It's on his third album.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

He also wrote the book.
Posted by: Sexual Chemistry Teacher at September 16, 2021 02:06 PM (KnJdm)
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Everyday.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)

199 182 I grew up near Hudson and knew people who lived there. It would have been labeled a "conservative" district. Get your kids out of gov't schools.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 16, 2021 02:05 PM (NXZ4e)

That town had a liberal bent back in the 60s / 70s when I was there.

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (BgMrQ)

200 161 She liked to wear short skirts, sweaters and boots.

Best English class I ever had...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I read that as boobs.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (OCTRt)

She was about 5'-3" and absolutely stacked.

Which is why I remember those sweaters...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (wtvvX)

201 Teaching takes a toll?

**

I'm not sure never being expected to advance or improve over a 30 year timeframe before retiring with full benefits at 55 and starting at another system to get two retirement checks takes a toll.

I was thinking more that the majority of the boys at elementary schools aren't much interested in girls until the 5th grade or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (EEjVl)

202 This is severely fucked up. I find myself saying that a lot lately.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2021 01:49 PM


To quote Jules Winfield, "This is some fucked up, repugnant shit!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (m+jkK)

203 I don't remember hot teachers. But my grade 9 teacher was a newly wed who came to class with hickies.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (TdFxL)

204 Wow. So blessing. Much liberty.

Posted by: David French at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (Obsrs)

205 God turned his back on Sodom and Gomorrah. I now understand why.
It's no wonder that this country is falling into the wasteland.
Posted by: Justsayin'
___

He also released His wrath out upon them when it got too much for even Him to tolerate being on this planet.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (bgWIn)

206 I went to a boys school and can't for the life of me recall ever having a female teacher. I vividly recall my chemistry teacher, but not for good reasons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (DQAY2)

207 She looks like Elvis Costello.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)
---
This Year's Model.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)

She was Watching the Detectives

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (mR6Gs)

208 >>>That's how you do it.


That's how you SAY it. Doing it involves frog-marching those bastards into a paddywagon.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (HmZuC)

209 In HS, I had a chemistry teacher who was plain, but had an enormous rack. Rumor was that one of my classmates had sex with her, but you know how stories are told.

I also had a homeroom teacher who was fairly hot, with lovely long legs and dark curly hair. Her last name was "Cultrera," and you can imagine how horny guys would mangle that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

210 Van Halen wrote a song about Hallstein

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

211
Out: Mean Tweets
In: Tween Meets

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (8/cHP)

212
Chemistry teacher? How boron.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (/U27+)

213
She was about 5'-3" and absolutely stacked.

Which is why I remember those sweaters...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (wtvvX)

'll be in my bunker....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (mR6Gs)

214 194 Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (Y0dLt)
============

LOL

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (DQAY2)

215 Nope

Posted by: Looking Around at Last Call at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (HmZuC)

216 She looks like Elvis Costello.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)
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This Year's Model.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)

She was Watching the Detectives
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (mR6Gs)
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She don't want to go to Chelsea.
(Fist pump, because my favorite EC song kinda fits.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (XHhHI)

217 She liked to wear short skirts, sweaters and boots.

Best English class I ever had...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 02:01 PM


My HS senior English teacher could rock that leather mini skirt she liked to wear.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (m+jkK)

218 Van Halen wrote a song about Hallstein
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

which has remained unreleased. It was called "NOT for Teacher."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (mR6Gs)

219 206 I went to a boys school and can't for the life of me recall ever having a female teacher. I vividly recall my chemistry teacher, but not for good reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (DQAY2)

Then you never saw Eleanor Stillman back in the day, or took an art class from her???

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (BgMrQ)

220 Van Halen wrote a song about Hallstein
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
---
Women and Children First.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (XHhHI)

221 Gotta say, I'm surprised that this show of moral backbone happened in Hudson.

That area is pretty damn blue.
Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (BgMrQ)


You are probably right but they've struck me as being American Heritage type snooty with the Western Reserve Academy providing all the blue blood social climbers could want. It seems like a nice place but I'd surely hate almost everyone in short order.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (y7DUB)

222 "Or you will be charged"?

I feel like "AND" would have been far more appropriate. Fuck giving them a choice, call the damn cops and have that board paraded out in cuffs.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (A2eXZ)

223 That's how you SAY it. Doing it involves frog-marching those bastards into a paddywagon.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (HmZuC)


And now the ball is in the mayor's court, since the board told him to fuck off.

Let's see what he's made of. Jello, I expect.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (2JVJo)

224 Van Halen wrote a song about Hallstein
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Women and Children First.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (XHhHI)

Muff Diver Down.

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (KnJdm)

225 Biden Admits Life Sucks Under His Presidency, "For Too Many it's Harder and Harder to Pay Bills, Gas, Rent" (VIDEO)

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

226 143 School board members have already told the Mayor to go pound sand, they ain't resigning, and they say he doesn't have the power to do shit about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (trdmm)


***

Send a few parents over to their house at 3 a.m. and then ask them the next day what their thoughts are.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (JmH7u)

227 She looks like Elvis Costello.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2021 02:03 PM (/1l9x)
---
This Year's Model.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)
She was Watching the Detectives
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (mR6Gs)
---She don't want to go to Chelsea.
(Fist pump, because my favorite EC song kinda fits.)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (XHhHI)

Because there was No Action

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (mR6Gs)

228 My Senior English teach was hot.

We called her the discount Nicole Kidman. Still hot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

In my last year of elementary school, just before getting shipped off to Junior High - we had a music teacher who came every Thursday and played organ or guitar - she was in her 20's - beautiful 60's hippy chick who always wore tight mini-skirts and go-go boots - man oh man, was Thursday my favorite day of school or what!

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (5iUNf)

229 I'm afraid it is simply not possible to foresee how bad this crap is going to get. There's no real brake on it. The mayor can huff and puff, but he can't actually stop it. The school claims that this was a college class offered in high school to honors kids, for college credit so oopsie we made an oopsie. Well, Fcuk, I dont think that should be in a college course either. Who wants to pay college tuition so their kid can learn how to write PORN ffs?

Posted by: I despair at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (720K5)

230 Good lord. Right down the road from me, so to speak.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (IytoW)

231 I'll be in my bunker....

Yeah, with that description, a bunk ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (QU5/8)

232 We had an art teacher in elementary school rumored to have been a Playboy girl -- not a centerfold but one of the girls in the bunny costumes at the clubs. If true, it was probably great pay for a girl trying to get through college.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (0k/I2)

233 It's not really that. Rather, it's a textbook of writing prompts for creative writing intended for college students, issued to high school students.

--

I get it. Child pornography wouldn't apply to college-aged students because they aren't in the "children" age bracket. But set aside the topic at hand (Hudson, OH) and ask yourself what higher learning/educational experience is gleaned...what benefit does it have...in having a writing exercise dealing with such smutty topics? I find none. Its only purpose is to pervert young people. Pure degeneracy for degeneracy's sake. It's sick and nauseating in the extreme thinking just how debauched the educational system is in America. From Kindergarten all the way through college. Our kids know nothing anymore, except perversion.

I don't even drink (special occasions don't count) and I need a drink.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:12 PM (O+I8R)

234 I wonder what the heck is on her chest. It must be really bad if they need to cover it up in a mug shot

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (7uCN/)

235 Whoops!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (O+I8R)

236 Then you never saw Eleanor Stillman back in the day, or took an art class from her???
Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:10 PM (BgMrQ)
==========

forgot about her. She had a great wardrobe of short skirts and a rack on her to write home about, but I wouldn't call her hot. Her car was hot, that I recall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (DQAY2)

237 About the only thing I've had to deal with teacher-wise with little was one teacher that asked her during class "does your Dad scare you?" (I had a beard and long hair at the time).

She was kind of offended by the question and said "No. He's my dad. That's stupid". So she got sent to the office for calling her teacher stupid.

When I went to the parent meeting, they told me she had been disrespectful, I asked them if the story she told me was true. The teacher said it was. I said "Well that is stupid. Why would you insinuate to my daughter that her father is a scary person in front of all of her classmates? I think you should apologize to her."

The principal thanked me for coming in and said there wouldn't be any more problems.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (7F9te)

238 @anniefreyshow

WATCH LIVE as the processional to Jefferson Barracks for Lance Cpl Jared Schmitz, one of thirteen who lost his life in Afghanistan, makes its way to his final resting place.

https://tinyurl.com/yhvbq29z

She just said the procession is 7 miles long.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

239 My HS Chem teacher was doing half of the football team in the chemical room. She was not hideous. She was not a very good chemistry teacher either. Sadly, I played soccer in HS.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (/MaDp)

240 The problem is not only that this one particular high school had this material.

The problem is that the material:
1. Is a professionally produced curriculum that exists to start with.
2. Was likely approved by a high school teaching material accrediting organization.
3. The school board likely never bothered to review the material, or reviewed it superficially, and relied on the approval of "the experts." (How many times has this happened in your corporate career?)

How many other schools are using this very same teaching material?
I wonder how many smart school board members, superintendents, and principals are desperately checking the Advanced Writing Curriculum for that "642 ideas" materials, and telling their teaches to remove it?
I also wonder how many lackadasical boards, superintendents and principals are going to be burned by this exact same material? And they should be literally burned if they are too stupid and too lazy to prevent a problem like this when they have been warned.

Which category above does your school board fall into? Professional and smart enough not to have the problem? Or Smart enough to correct it quickly? Or too lazy and too stupid?

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (Z32m1)

241 So hawt.

Posted by: Megan R at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (vN+oL)

242 Van Halen wrote a song about Hallstein
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 16, 2021 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
---
Women and Children First.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (XHhHI)

Muff Diver Down.
Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (KnJdm)
---
Unchained.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (XHhHI)

243 There is a Drew Carey episode where there are many "special students" at the teacher's funeral (iirc). Drew figures out that he was not her only special one.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (Cus5s)

244 There is zero reason for a high school teacher to request this from minors other than voyeurism. What is going on in the world of public education?
Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 01:46 PM (5iUNf)

Or a college teacher. Just because its legal doesn't mean it isn't predation when a college prof with grade authority demands dirty personal stories.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

245
You are probably right but they've struck me as being American Heritage type snooty with the Western Reserve Academy providing all the blue blood social climbers could want. It seems like a nice place but I'd surely hate almost everyone in short order.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 16, 2021 02:11 PM (y7DUB)

Ehhh, Reserve was a New England boarding school wanna be.

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (BgMrQ)

246 That's Oliver. From the army.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (7uCN/)

247 Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

248 "who came every Thursday and played organ"

In reverse order??

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (mR6Gs)

249 I wonder what the heck is on her chest. It must be really bad if they need to cover it up in a mug shot
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (7uCN/)
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Her Female Body Inspector t-shirt.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (XHhHI)

250 Whoops!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM


Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (m+jkK)

251 What a difference 20 years make. My 2 older kids, we had no worries with the schools. My 12yo we hafta scrutinize all of her books and attend every gotdam BOE meeting to keep these assholes in line.

Last night a Dad brought in a survey issued to his 4th grader that had way inappropriate questions on it.

Turns out the teacher did this on her own. BOE promised disciplinary action. We'll see.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (kPJ/p)

252 The underage student is actually a crackerjack Subaru mechanic. The more you know!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (sXQci)

253 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (bgWIn)

254 The problem is not only that this one particular high school had this material.

The problem is that the material:
1. Is a professionally produced curriculum that exists to start with.

--

THIS ^^^

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (O+I8R)

255 Yes, the no sandwich thing is about the risk of listeria. By the way, I have eaten literally thousands of sandwiches in my life and never had listeria.

I actually did eat a few sandwiches while I was pregnant, but I waited until the third trimester, and the sandwiches were toasted (so not cold meat). I thought the whole thing was dumb, but I still wasn't going to take the risk with my baby.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (8548M)

256 Here's an idea, Mayor - criminally charge them, which then forces them to be suspended, fired or resign.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (i6shs)

257 In Japan this is ...Molest a Child Day.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (T1fV4)

258 That blanket covers her novelty t-shirt:

Put your finger in *this* Dyke.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:16 PM (XHhHI)

259 I wonder what the heck is on her chest. It must be really bad if they need to cover it up in a mug shot
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (7uCN/)

===========================
a neck tattoo that says, "I Fuck Little Girls."

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2021 02:16 PM (Z32m1)

260 Her car was hot, that I recall.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (DQAY2)

I forgot about the car...

In her first year, she was my 4th grade teacher. Those breasts mad a HUGE impact on the young 'dog.

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:16 PM (BgMrQ)

261 There's a video from breitbart on facebook of a student saying the teacher forced them to watch sexually explicit content of a 10 year old. Said she was taking off her clothes doing a perverted dance on stage.

And she was told she wasn't allowed to leave the room.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2021 02:16 PM (vMCab)

262 I had no hot teachers. At least to me, maybe the male teachers were hot.

----

There was one teacher at my high school that was a butterface with a smokin' hot body.

Senior year my Government class was taught by a TA who was fresh out of college. She was pretty cute.

On the male teacher side, one of the biology teachers was an amateur bodybuilder, but I don't recall any of the girls gushing over him so idk.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2021 02:16 PM (Obsrs)

263 I wonder what the heck is on her chest. It must be really bad if they need to cover it up in a mug shot
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (7uCN/)


It kept mumbling some shit about starting a reactor.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (P4LRL)

264 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (bgWIn)


Petty and childish. Is to be expected from this group of subversives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (Jdf4V)

265 >>>Van Halen wrote a song about Hallstein

>>>Women and Children First.

>>>Muff Diver Down.

>>>Unchained.


Ain't Talkin' Butt Love.

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)

266 Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (cF8AT)


RIP

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (L91xj)

267 "a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."


"Some suspect"? Jeezus. DeSantis is a marked man. The more and better he does for Florida, the more he must be destroyed. Great times we live in. Mankind at its best.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (0k/I2)

268 My grandkids have standing orders not to pledge allegience to any flag other than the American one, to sing only the National Anthem, and to avoid any requirement about homos, trans, and freakish bullsh*t.
Anything else and he tells me.
His dad and I will take it from there.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (axyOa)

269 Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

Understood. We all have to. Seen you on the other side.

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)

270 >>>I wonder what the heck is on her chest. It must be really bad if they need to cover it up in a mug shot


Survey says, ANTIFA shirt.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (HmZuC)

271 253 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (bgWIn)


Interesting what the federal government decides to do when it has control over distribution of life-saving meds.

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2021 02:18 PM (6RgRK)

272 Antioch or Bennington
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (/U27+)


Bigots!

Posted by: Reed at September 16, 2021 02:18 PM (PiwSw)

273 Many many of the teachers ( females) that have been big stories abusing students have been on the high or low end of the scales. Either you want to have hit them or wouldn't let a friend near them

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 02:18 PM (2JoB8)

274 "a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."
---
Biden is evil.
That is all.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:18 PM (XHhHI)

275 Here's the video of the girl talking about these messed up teachers.

https://tinyurl.com/4u826nbr

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2021 02:18 PM (vMCab)

276 Ya gotta believe this wont be going over well with Jonah and the Lincoln manboylovers....

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (h+7ej)

277 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (bgWIn)

Note: "equitable"

Which is purely an excuse for control, not fairness

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (WSDKw)

278 Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)


Well stated and understood.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

279 I wonder what the heck is on her chest. It must be really bad if they need to cover it up in a mug shot
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (7uCN/)


A Biden or LBGQT shirt probably

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (mR6Gs)

280 There's a 0.00000001% chance I will reproduce (Thank God!), but if I did, there's no way in hell that I'd ever send my offspring to gov't schools.

And the South Park episode about teachers raping kids ("Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" or "Nice") was right on the money. It's probably worse now than when that episode aired.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (5aFbR)

281 She just said the procession is 7 miles long.
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

You get the sense that the Dems and the Media crowing about lefty California rejecting a conservative black man on Tuesday, suggesting that people are wholesale rejecting Trump and America, and embracing their inner Soviet, is just them whistling past the graveyard...

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (5iUNf)

282 >>>I went to a boys school and can't for the life of me recall ever having a female teacher. I vividly recall my chemistry teacher, but not for good reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (DQAY2)

======

Last HS I taught at (in 1999) had one female teacher for grades 9-12. Grades 1-5 had only one male teacher.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (FRCuu)

283 276 Ya gotta believe this wont be going over well with Jonah and the Lincoln manboylovers....
Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (h+7ej)

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What?

That we're not embracing the teacher's truth that she is a 14 year old girl?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

284 Understood. We all have to. Seen you on the other side.
Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (KnJdm)
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Thanks, flounder, for your understanding. I appreciate it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

285 56 Antioch or Bennington

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2021 01:48 PM (/U27+)

Smith is also a possibility...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2021 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

Russell Sage


Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 16, 2021 02:20 PM (szc0N)

286 Why should they be able to wiggle out of child porn charges just by resigning? That's not how the law works.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:20 PM (O+I8R)

287 Well, they say that Lincoln is gay because (in the 1800s) he shared a bed with another man. (Back when whole rural families slept in the same bed, sometimes).

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:21 PM (XHhHI)

288 I have to get back on my hobbyhorse soapobx here.

Whenever stories like this come out, there are swaths of men (I'm not pointing any fingers whatsoever here, it's internet-wide) who always say some version of "wish hot teachers would have had sex with me when I was in school," or "where was that when I was a kid."

No. Just no. If a male teacher having sex with a minor student is rape (and it most assuredly is), then a female teacher having sex with a minor student is likewise rape. No caveats, no work arounds, no fun quips or jokes. It's rape. It's the absolute destruction of a child.

How we were talking about Nasser just a few hours ago is how we should be talking about all these sick fucks.

*climbs down

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:21 PM (cvNl1)

289 You get the sense that the Dems and the Media crowing about lefty California rejecting a conservative black man on Tuesday, suggesting that people are wholesale rejecting Trump and America, and embracing their inner Soviet, is just them whistling past the graveyard...
Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (5iUNf)

There are people line up all along the interstate! Not in their cars...people, standing on the shoulder!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:22 PM (cF8AT)

290 Public education needs to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:22 PM (O+I8R)

291 >>>Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

====

I don't blame you. I had to do the same a couple of times this past year.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 16, 2021 02:22 PM (FRCuu)

292 Great story on GP about a country lawyer in Indiana challenging and beating school board mandates. Very simple -- school boards derive their power from the legislature, not the executive. They have no authority to issue edicts that track what an executive may say.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:22 PM (0k/I2)

293 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

I know the feeling. Take care, Jay, and come back soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (2JVJo)

294 Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:21 PM (cvNl1)

.....

And that is truth, unadulterated.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (7F9te)

295 So this one time at band camp.....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

296 You know, looking at the photo of that old pedo lesbian teacher ... could very well explain Megan Rappin'Ho.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (6UEIA)

297 I would have more respect for the mayor if before he started speaking, he put a 1911 on the table.

By the way. That looks like the bastard child of Elton John and Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (XKgKh)

298 253 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:15 PM (bgWIn)

Remember Trump was impeached for "Abuse of Power" and Biden is doing way more than Trump ever did 8 months in.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (5aFbR)

299 Emerald Robinson twists the knife:

Mike Pence has been so encouraged by all those polls showing his consistent 1% support among GOP voters that he's already fundraising for 2024.

https://bit.ly/3hEfuIJ

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (UW2ZS)

300 What?

That we're not embracing the teacher's truth that she is a 14 year old girl?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way

Yes, that part.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (h+7ej)

301
I will argue that the definition of child pron is adults getting off on the sexual exploits of minors.

So, yes, the mayor of Hudson is right, the teachers in that school are guilty of distributing and encouraging child pron-generating material.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (gzeim)

302 You get the sense that the Dems and the Media crowing about lefty California rejecting a conservative black man on Tuesday, suggesting that people are wholesale rejecting Trump and America, and embracing their inner Soviet, is just them whistling past the graveyard...
Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 02:19 PM (5iUNf)

I fail to see how California remaining commie blue is some kind of referendum on Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

303 Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
___

Definitely understand.
Take care.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (bgWIn)

304 If a male teacher having sex with a minor student is rape (and it most assuredly is), then a female teacher having sex with a minor student is likewise rape. No caveats, no work arounds, no fun quips or jokes. It's rape. It's the absolute destruction of a child.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:21 PM (cvNl1)
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It's simply males realizing their psychology and being honest.

I really don't think it should be treated any differently to say that I could have totally gone for a hot teacher hitting on me. (However, a part of me thinks the creepy factor might dissuade me.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (XHhHI)

305 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

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Maybe I'm missing something, but does anyone find it troubling that the WH has anything to do with the distribution of medication to states?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (O+I8R)

306 Whenever stories like this come out, there are swaths of men (I'm not pointing any fingers whatsoever here, it's internet-wide) who always say some version of "wish hot teachers would have had sex with me when I was in school," or "where was that when I was a kid."

No. Just no. If a male teacher having sex with a minor student is rape (and it most assuredly is), then a female teacher having sex with a minor student is likewise rape. No caveats, no work arounds, no fun quips or jokes. It's rape. It's the absolute destruction of a child.


100% agreed.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (UW2ZS)

307 264 The Biden administration this week slashed the doses of lifesaving coronavirus antibody treatment to Florida, giving the state less than half of what is needed for a routine week, prioritizing "equitable distribution" - a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."

Breitbart
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Blue state governors punish red counties in the same manner. See Jersey Jackass Murphy.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (kPJ/p)

308
Kyle Dunnigan's Star Trek parody, episode 1:

https://youtu.be/AcnttSrG6RM

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2021 02:25 PM (gzeim)

309 Dear Penthouse Forum,
This one time in English class...

Posted by: Chester the molester at September 16, 2021 02:25 PM (uf0Bb)

310 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (KnJdm)

311 No fucking way I'm ever voting for that piece of shit Pence.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

312 299 Emerald Robinson twists the knife:
Mike Pence has been so encouraged by all those polls showing his consistent 1% support among GOP voters that he's already fundraising for 2024.
https://bit.ly/3hEfuIJ
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (UW2ZS)

========

He's going to raise $150 million.

At least.

He will also drop out the night of South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

313 Remember Trump was impeached for "Abuse of Power" and Biden is doing way more than Trump ever did 8 months in.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (5aFbR)

Well, to be fair (to be fair, to be fairrrrrr, to be faaaiiirrrr), Biden's not really doing much on his own. He's just mouthing the words.

The only things Biden does more than Trump is shitting his own pants and fleeing from the press.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (cvNl1)

314 Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:21 PM (cvNl1)

Yes. Absolutely. No question about it. Unless she's hot.

Posted by: Megan R at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (vN+oL)

315 Norms restored- right nevertrump?

Your children now get edged out of classes by illegal immigrants, who infect them because they don't have mandatory vaccines, they get taught racist, anti-American garbage, and now they are used as pawns in teachers pedofile games.

But the Tweets are nice.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (VpIIl)

316 I fail to see how California remaining commie blue is some kind of referendum on Trump.

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It's laughable. "Deep blue Massachusetts elects deep blue politician...Trump is OVER!!!"

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (O+I8R)

317 310 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP
Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (KnJdm

=========

No.

Throw her in jail for wrongthink. Make her love Big Brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

318 I had a french teacher when I was 17 that used to rub my shoulders as I recited the phrases. It was hot.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

319 My alma mater doing me proud. I'm 29ish so can't really comment on what the schools are like these days. My sister lives there, had 2 daughters matriculate, no issues. Hudson is not a blue area. I don't think public schools are worth the risk these days.

Posted by: doc at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (BaGW6)

320 Maybe I'm missing something, but does anyone find it troubling that the WH has anything to do with the distribution of medication to states?
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (O+I8R)
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Started with Trump's "assistance" program.

It wasn't political at all with Trump, just like he arranged for the Navy to part hospital ships in the NY Harbor for Grabbo.

Trust Dems to make it political and punitive.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (XHhHI)

321 311 No fucking way I'm ever voting for that piece of shit Pence.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

He's completely delusional. I will take pleasure in watching him go nowhere fast.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (0k/I2)

322 Marcus T, measles is the new Chic du Jour....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (6Je/Q)

323 Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:21 PM (cvNl1)

Yes. Absolutely. No question about it. Unless she's hot.

Posted by: Megan R at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (vN+oL)

Okay, I laughed at that one, "Ms." Rapino.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (cvNl1)

324 Why is it always child sex with these folks. Enabling it, excusing it, committing the actual crime. Paedophiles destroy kids. Sex abuse destroys kids damages them for life. I believe life in prison for pedos is too kind.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (0OmEj)

325 I had a french teacher when I was 17 that used to rub my shoulders as I recited the phrases. It was hot.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

Repete

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)

326 Good on the Mayor for doing this. I live about 30 minutes from Hudson and I can tell you he has community support.

Posted by: Wicklow at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (uH65w)

327 Just going to leave this here:

http://stonetoss.com/comic/no-choice/

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (Z32m1)

328 Yikes.. There are now over 8000 "migrants" under that bridge in Texas

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (L91xj)

329 had a french teacher when I was 17 that used to rub my shoulders as I recited the phrases. It was hot.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

With her breasts, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (mR6Gs)

330 Moments ago PissHockey said the Feds will not send mono-clonal anti-body kits to states based on need, the kits will be distributed on an "equitable" basis. So FDA will not send more kits to Florida at the expense of Oklahoma. WTF?!?!?!?!

So they pretty-much admit are punishing sick Floridians to get back at DeSantis.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (AMIL/)

331 I must be naive because I assumed that the dirty teacher story involved a 57 year old female teacher and a teenage boy. Then I saw the picture and thought, "A teenage boy wanted to do it with THAT? I know they're not particular, but damn."

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (+lVUW)

332 had a french teacher when I was 17 that used to rub my shoulders as I recited the phrases. It was hot.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

With her breasts, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, it was a woman

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

333 319 My alma mater doing me proud. I'm 29ish so can't really comment on what the schools are like these days. My sister lives there, had 2 daughters matriculate, no issues. Hudson is not a blue area. I don't think public schools are worth the risk these days.
Posted by: doc at September 16, 2021 02:27 PM (BaGW6)

54% voted "D" last election...

Posted by: browndog King of the Britons at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (BgMrQ)

334 They've closed down multiple highways for his funeral procession. They started in St. Charles and will go all the way to South St. Louis county. It's quite a hike...

Starting at 2 p.m., troopers will escort Schmitz from Baue Funeral Home in St. Charles to his final resting place in Jefferson Barracks National Cemetery.

The procession will travel eastbound Interstate 70, southbound I-270, eastbound I-255 and exit at Telegraph Road. Missouri State Highway Patrol says the escort will travel north on Telegraph Road to Sheridan Road.

The Missouri State Highway Patrol says the highways could be shutdown for up to an hour.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (cF8AT)

335 Moments ago PissHockey said the Feds will not send mono-clonal anti-body kits to states based on need, the kits will be distributed on an "equitable" basis. So FDA will not send more kits to Florida at the expense of Oklahoma. WTF?!?!?!?!
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I'm guessing "equitable" means something else in Demolish.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (XHhHI)

336 Pence will have all the success and support received by Jeb Bush. They're one in the same, and they will be soundly rejected. I would only pull the lever for Pence if it meant he was going to be loaded into a cannon and shot into space.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (O+I8R)

337
Maybe I'm missing something, but does anyone find it troubling that the WH has anything to do with the distribution of medication to states?
Posted by: Lady in Black


I'm with you, LiB. There is no reason whatsoever for WH officials to be involved in the supply chain for medical supplies or devices.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

338 So they pretty-much admit are punishing sick Floridians to get back at DeSantis.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (AMIL/)

I'd like to see DeSantis get provisioned from another country. F*ck you, Biden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (0k/I2)

339 No fucking way I'm ever voting for that piece of shit Pence.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

No one wants anything to do with Pence because he's a traitor.
He's also boring as hell and would put to sleep anyone willing to listen to him speak.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (mR6Gs)

340 Kyle Dunnigan's Star Trek parody, episode 1:

https://youtu.be/AcnttSrG6RM
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2021 02:25 PM (gzeim)



I find those videos disturbing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (hwaFC)

341 If I only knew then what I know now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (M+Lyo)

342 I believe hat children are targeted because of thi weakness and vulnerability.... sort of like animal abusers....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)

343 >>>Great story on GP about a country lawyer in Indiana challenging and beating school board mandates. Very simple -- school boards derive their power from the legislature, not the executive. They have no authority to issue edicts that track what an executive may say.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:22 PM (0k/I2)

======

If i read it right, according to that article, school districts don't have the power to issue mask mandates. Only the local health board does. Doesn't help if those health boards (like in my county) are all too happy to issue mask mandates.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (FRCuu)

344 I know they're not particular, but damn."

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (+lVUW)

Yeah, not really seeing someone being into Gam-Gam, boy or girl. The victim was likely selected for her vulnerabilities and groomed to be abused.

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (KnJdm)

345 With her breasts, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:28 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, it was a woman
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2021 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

Things are starting to fog up in here...quick, let's talk about football! What about those...um, Buccaneers?

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (5iUNf)

346 337 I'm with you, LiB. There is no reason whatsoever for WH officials to be involved in the supply chain for medical supplies or devices.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

==========

"Get politics out of healthcare decisions!"
-The Left

"Kill those I hate by influencing their healthcare decisions, White House!"
-Also the Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

347 342 I believe hat children are targeted because of thi weakness and vulnerability.... sort of like animal abusers....
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)

And teachers are authority figures

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (L91xj)

348 The Van Halen song?

Jump

Posted by: Ma Duece at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (0dmP2)

349 No mean tweets!!

Norms restored!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (mBby6)

350 Maybe I'm missing something, but does anyone find it troubling that the WH has anything to do with the distribution of medication to states?
Posted by: Lady in Black

I'm with you, LiB. There is no reason whatsoever for WH officials to be involved in the supply chain for medical supplies or devices.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (pNxlR)



I think the Feds bought every possible dose from the manufacturer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (hwaFC)

351 267 "a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."


"Some suspect"? Jeezus. DeSantis is a marked man. The more and better he does for Florida, the more he must be destroyed. Great times we live in. Mankind at its best.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:17 PM (0k/I2)

The only reason DeSantis is being singled out is because of the FL electoral votes. Many other governors are doing the same thing but remain under the media radar.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 16, 2021 02:32 PM (Fs5vw)

352 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 02:32 PM (arJlL)

353 Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

------

Yeah, I mostly come for the education and laughs ... but mostly the laughs to help stay sane or otherwise likely weep -- however, laughing these days feels like fiddling while Rome burns.

I'm mostly now just keeping my finger on the pulsating rebellion tripwire -- so I know when to explode.
-- however

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 16, 2021 02:32 PM (6UEIA)

354 He's going to raise $150 million.
===
His wife will start a company that brokers advertising buys an takes a percentage of the buy as a fee.

His campaign will spend 149 million on ad buys brokered by his wife's company which will collect 14.9 million.

Ask me how I know . . .

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (g+7Pj)

355 Brain bleach!

A Zero.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

356 White House offers to educate uppity black woman? I have that right?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

357 They've closed down multiple highways for his funeral procession. They started in St. Charles and will go all the way to South St. Louis county. It's quite a hike...

Starting at 2 p.m., troopers will escort Schmitz from Baue Funeral Home in St. Charles to his final resting place in Jefferson Barracks National Cemetery.
The procession will travel eastbound Interstate 70, southbound I-270, eastbound I-255 and exit at Telegraph Road. Missouri State Highway Patrol says the escort will travel north on Telegraph Road to Sheridan Road.
The Missouri State Highway Patrol says the highways could be shutdown for up to an hour.
Posted by: Tami
___

Thanks for the heads up, Tami.
Just let the hub know, since he has to cross the JB bridge in South County on his way home.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (bgWIn)

358 The Van Halen song?

Jump
Posted by: Ma Duece at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (0dmP2)
---
Jaimie's Crying.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (XHhHI)

359 Does Bill Ayers have anything to do with America's education system?

Posted by: Just asking at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (nK77q)

360 Yikes.. There are now over 8000 "migrants" under that bridge in Texas

--

And 20k Haitians on the way. We're on track for literally millions of illegals and "refugees" by the time the next election comes around. We're already well past 1 million since January.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (O+I8R)

361 Emerald Robinson twists the knife:
Mike Pence has been so encouraged by all those polls showing his consistent 1% support among GOP voters that he's already fundraising for 2024.
https://bit.ly/3hEfuIJ
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2021 02:23 PM (UW2ZS)
========
He's going to raise $150 million. At least.
He will also drop out the night of South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (LvTSG)


!JEB! 2.0

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (Z32m1)

362 !JEB! 2.0
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (Z32m1)


Please clap

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 02:34 PM (L91xj)

363 354 His wife will start a company that brokers advertising buys an takes a percentage of the buy as a fee.

His campaign will spend 149 million on ad buys brokered by his wife's company which will collect 14.9 million.

Ask me how I know . . .

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (g+7Pj)

===========

Because you're an agent provocateur inside the Leftist lines, undermining them from within?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

364 Face this side outwards.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2021 02:34 PM (T1fV4)

365 If i read it right, according to that article, school districts don't have the power to issue mask mandates. Only the local health board does. Doesn't help if those health boards (like in my county) are all too happy to issue mask mandates.
Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 16, 2021 02:31 PM (FRCuu

An interesting comment he makes, which can be applied widely across the culture, is that so many people are "paralyzed" by authoritarianism no matter its obvious illegitimacy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:34 PM (0k/I2)

366 319 My alma mater doing me proud. I'm 29ish so can't really comment on what the schools are like these days. My sister lives there, had 2 daughters matriculate, no issues. Hudson is not a blue area. I don't think public schools are worth the risk these days.
Posted by: doc
____________

Did the school force your two nieces to matriculate in front of the other students? What an outrage!

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2021 02:34 PM (9vQJW)

367 a move some suspect is a form of revenge against Republican governors whom the president vowed to get "out of the way."


"Some suspect"? Jeezus. DeSantis is a marked man. The more and better he does for Florida, the more he must be destroyed. Great times we live in. Mankind at its best.
==
I hope florida doesn't get hit by a major hurricane any time soon.

nice state be a shame if sumthin' happened to it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2021 02:35 PM (g+7Pj)

368 I'm with you, LiB. There is no reason whatsoever for WH officials to be involved in the supply chain for medical supplies or devices.

**

Ah, no reason except if the FDA explicitly states that there are no alternative medications in order for new and expensive Executive Order/OSHA mandated medications to get and retain their emergency authorizations.

"when the Secretary of HHS declares that an emergency use authorization is appropriate, FDA may authorize unapproved medical products or unapproved uses of approved medical products to be used in an emergency to diagnose, treat, or prevent serious or life-threatening diseases or conditions caused by CBRN threat agents b]when certain criteria are met, including there are no adequate, approved, and available alternatives. "

About Emergency Use Authorizations (EUAs)
FDA.gov

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:35 PM (e6I/s)

369 Mike Pence has been so encouraged by all those polls showing his consistent 1% support among GOP voters that he's already fundraising for 2024.

I can feel the energy! Wait, it's been awhile since I took physical chemistry. Is it energy or entropy I'm feeling?

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2021 02:35 PM (ZsR3z)

370 29 Seriously. When does the shooting start. I honestly don't see any other way. The bad guys won't stop until they are physically stopped.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 01:47 PM (OCTRt)

rickb223, seeing into the future. With amazing vision, sadly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 02:36 PM (sy5kK)

371 Thanks for the heads up, Tami.
Just let the hub know, since he has to cross the JB bridge in South County on his way home.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (bgWIn)

The beginning of the procession is currently arriving at JB...where people are lined up along the road there too. TONS of motorcycles in the procession. But it will be probably be clear when hubby heads home...unless he's heading home now.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:36 PM (cF8AT)

372 And 20k Haitians on the way. We're on track for literally millions of illegals and "refugees" by the time the next election comes around. We're already well past 1 million since January.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (O+I8R)

And no one will do a damn thing about it.

Also, you get the impression they are allowing this just to be spiteful to Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:36 PM (mR6Gs)

373 I can feel the energy! Wait, it's been awhile since I took physical chemistry. Is it energy or entropy I'm feeling?

Possibly the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2021 02:36 PM (ZsR3z)

374 The Biden Junta, through withholding COVID treatment from FL, is trying to run up a body count, through killing off the elderly.

Cuomo already ran "proof of concept" in NY.

I swear, there is no anti Amerca scenario that is to farfetched for the Biden Junta.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 16, 2021 02:36 PM (52YyU)

375 This post needs Norm McDonald's "Teachers Are Heros" bit at the end.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2021 02:36 PM (AD3JT)

376

Ask me how I know . . .

Posted by: Bernie Sanders
===========

Because you're an agent provocateur inside the Leftist lines, undermining them from within?
==
No Dummy. Because that's how I got rich. Off my wife's ad brokerage company and two presidential campaigns. What, you thought it was because of my looks?!?!?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 16, 2021 02:37 PM (G1U0p)

377 There used to be some unwritten rule that teachers had to be morally upstanding people, my kids public school teachers are the dregs of society. Just trashy women that just want that pension.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2021 02:37 PM (YPCLH)

378 Pelosi: Biden Is 'Perfect' And 'Knows His Foreign Policy'

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Well, he's as mentally healthy as you are, Nanzi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 16, 2021 02:37 PM (d9FiS)

379 My county board from the jump said NO Mandates... then the Sheriff's office said don't call us for any business mask violation complaints... things are very Civil here....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:37 PM (6Je/Q)

380 Hey Jay, I saw your post. You do what you need to do. Just know that you will be missed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2021 02:37 PM (ReE5g)

381 Well, he's as mentally healthy as you are, Nanzi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 16, 2021 02:37 PM


She also said Trump voters were a cult and Republicans are bad for the Country... While overseas

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2021 02:38 PM (L91xj)

382 Public school is child abuse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2021 02:38 PM (r+sAi)

383 can feel the energy! Wait, it's been awhile since I took physical chemistry. Is it energy or entropy I'm feeling?

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2021 02:35 PM (ZsR3z)

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I think the word you are looking for is "ennui."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 16, 2021 02:38 PM (52YyU)

384 Look at the people on the overpasses too!
(Unless they change the camera by the time I post this)

https://tinyurl.com/yhvbq29z

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2021 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

385 No mean tweets!!

Norms restored!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio


Norm Macdonald is back from the dead?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:38 PM (OCTRt)

386 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP
Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2021 02:26 PM (KnJdm)


So they're "whitesplaining" to her? I hope she blasts those assholes into next week.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (2JVJo)

387 If many pedo turned into preists to get to children easily imagine teachers did same thing. Knew of 2 males, 0 female teachers at least rumored to be having affairs with students in my HS days.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (2JoB8)

388 377. . . Because that's how I got rich. Off my wife's ad brokerage company and two presidential campaigns. What, you thought it was because of my looks?!?!?
Posted by: Bernie Sanders
______________

Well actually, yeah I did.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro In a Bikini at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (9vQJW)

389 Lance Corporal Jared Schmit funeral procession

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVaeWqr5o_c

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (bgWIn)

390 >>> !JEB! 2.0
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2021 02:33 PM (Z32m1)


What if one of the rewards the GOPe branch of the uniparty has received for being quiet and submissive is an implementation of national cheat methods and supportive laws but on the primary election level. Thus ensuring nothing like Trump ever happens again.

If you believe elections are crap how can you not believe primary elections aren't crap now? Just ask millionaire bernie sitting over there alone with his mittens and stacks of cash what he thinks about primaries.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (SdC0P)

391 Norm MacDonald would've had something brutal and hilarious to say about this.

Oh right, he already did with his "teachers are the real heroes" sketch.

RIP, Norm.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (cOkyj)

392 Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2021 02:35 PM (GwD92

When did you lose your anal virginity? Before or after high school?

Posted by: Just a side note at September 16, 2021 02:40 PM (2DOZq)

393 >>>An interesting comment he makes, which can be applied widely across the culture, is that so many people are "paralyzed" by authoritarianism no matter its obvious illegitimacy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2021 02:34 PM (0k/I2)

======

Can't argue with that. I was just hoping he had something that I could use when the next board meeting comes up. I'm terrible at persuasive speaking.

I can hope there's more people like me that show up at our school's next board meeting. Also hopeful, as son told my wife the kids at school are not happy about the possibility of another mask mandate. I guess they are tired of being sheep, too.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 16, 2021 02:40 PM (FRCuu)

394 If you believe elections are crap how can you not believe primary elections aren't crap now? Just ask millionaire bernie sitting over there alone with his mittens and stacks of cash what he thinks about primaries.
===
It's a living.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 16, 2021 02:40 PM (xTLGY)

395 So are the school board members actually quitting?

Or really being charged?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 16, 2021 02:41 PM (COk33)

396 rickb223, seeing into the future. With amazing vision, sadly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Just had that conversation with my wife this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2021 02:41 PM (OCTRt)

397 Bonne Chance, Jay G.... I have taken hiatuses in the past.... can be therapeutic...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:41 PM (6Je/Q)

398 I'm pretty sure the judge told you not to even think about high school girls, Kurt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2021 02:41 PM (UuD2k)

399 I was raped by a nympho cheerleader gymnast under the guise of taking my v-card for my birthday. That abuse would continue for 4 years. When I came home for Christmas for 2 weeks my first year of college, her mom insisted I stay with them and sleep in her daughter room. I almost died of dehydration. I still have dreams...

Posted by: Uncle Vud at September 16, 2021 02:42 PM (6G0Df)

400 I think the big story here, which everyone seems to be missing, is a woman teaching chemistry. I know it's only high school chemistry, but still . . .
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (tu3iY)
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My high school chemistry teacher was female.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (LBiAf)

i banged my high school chemistry teacher

while home on leave from the navy 2 years after graduation. she was pretty good looking.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 16, 2021 02:42 PM (8D42x)

401 I know exactly how it feels at need a break from the anger. I'm just starting to dip my toes back in the hq. I love the horde but mentally the anger takes a toll. I'm at a low boil whenever i start to pay attention.


Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2021 02:42 PM (0OmEj)

402 ... can be therapeutic...

It would be therapeutic to get a link to a blue-eyed brunette in tight shorts right about now but it looks like Joe Mannix is taking the day off.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2021 02:43 PM (dfRN6)

403 Why's that lady wearing a towel? Is she Toweliban?

Get it?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2021 02:43 PM (UuD2k)

404 One of the things that libs would harp on my entire adult life was "double standards"(!!)

Has anybody seen a prog recently express concern about "double standards"?

They usually just say "Yeah, but that person deserved that treatment because [another partially-applied standard here]"

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:43 PM (XHhHI)

405 If many pedo turned into preists to get to children easily imagine teachers did same thing. Knew of 2 males, 0 female teachers at least rumored to be having affairs with students in my HS days.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2021 02:39 PM (2JoB

There's actually data on this. Students are ONE HUNDRED TIMES more likely to be sexually abused by a teacher than by a priest.

Sure, some of that is down to accessibility (one day a week v. five days a week), but mostly it's a character thing.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchack the Nightstalker at September 16, 2021 02:43 PM (cvNl1)

406 Missed my bracket starting this sentence

when certain criteria are met, including there are no adequate, approved, and available alternatives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:44 PM (e6I/s)

407 Public school is child abuse.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

I would agree, my wife (the child of two public school teachers) thinks differently.

There's a great Christian school 3 miles away that I would prefer to send them. Kids and wife think I'm the crazy one.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2021 02:44 PM (YPCLH)

408 I fail to see how California remaining commie blue is some kind of referendum on Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

Everything is a referendum on Trump.

Posted by: soulpile at September 16, 2021 02:44 PM (hiX0r)

409 I think the big story here, which everyone seems to be missing, is a woman teaching chemistry. I know it's only high school chemistry, but still . . .
Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2021 02:02 PM (tu3iY)

Mine was. She graduate HS and got her teaching certificate by the time she was 19. She was an excellent teacher.

Posted by: WiNO at September 16, 2021 02:44 PM (EpDzw)

410 342 I believe hat children are targeted because of thi weakness and vulnerability.... sort of like animal abusers....
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)
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they seek to normalize the depravity of the left. they've already normalized socialism and communism with the millenials. now they're going full Caligula.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 16, 2021 02:44 PM (kPJ/p)

411 I guess we've seen the last of Jay Guevara...

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (XHhHI)

412 >>> Bonne Chance, Jay G.... I have taken hiatuses in the past.... can be therapeutic...
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:41 PM (6Je/Q)

I've shut off all internet and news during Lent and it was very therapeutic and left time to reflect, pray and meditate on things. I haven't done that for a few years and have cut out sweets or something which hasn't been anywhere near as much of an impact. Like when my kid says she's cutting out onions for Lent. (eyeroll)

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (SdC0P)

413 The most publicity Pence ever got was from me. I wouldn't donate to his garbage.

Posted by: The Fly at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (mBby6)

414 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP


**

Gotta get them voting the right way for the next 200 years, just like LBJ said.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (e6I/s)

415 So are the school board members actually quitting?
Or really being charged?
===
No. Its a creative writing course, college based, that was offered to HS kids for college credit. So they all claim it was a mistake.

They were supposed to write sex scenes that they would not want their mother to read and worse stuff.
get drunk write about it.

Prolly not the legal definition of child porn. Corrupting a minor maybe. I don't think the school board was aware of what was in the material. The principal is saying it was a mistake.

I mean even for college, who wants to pay tuition so their kid can learn to write porn. Seriously, WTF? Is college not already enough of a bacchanalia?

Posted by: dispirited at September 16, 2021 02:46 PM (xI/bC)

416 If you click and read the story you will also discover that there is, in fact, a pornographic book of cartoon showing ghey sechs occurring between kids.

Everyone involved should be [redacted], like in the Good Old Days, when humans knew what to do with pedophiles.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2021 02:47 PM (xQkPH)

417 Public school is child abuse.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

I would agree, my wife (the child of two public school teachers) thinks differently.

There's a great Christian school 3 miles away that I would prefer to send them. Kids and wife think I'm the crazy one.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2021 02:44 PM (YPCLH)

I wouldn't leave my kids to the tender mercies of gov't education. You have no idea of what they are doing to your kids. Sometimes you need to let the wife know that she's completely wrong.

Posted by: WiNO at September 16, 2021 02:47 PM (EpDzw)

418 414 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP


**

Gotta get them voting the right way for the next 200 years, just like LBJ said.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (e6I/s)

Can't have them thinking for themselves, can we? Does she want to end up like that Chinese actress? We can end you in a heartbeat, little miss. Go back to shaking your ass and play nice now.
-The Junta

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 02:47 PM (z4k8L)

419 I guess we've seen the last of Jay Guevara...
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (XHhHI)



No 'What's Wrong with Science Part Nine'?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (hwaFC)

420 "White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime "

What they cant send a text?

Posted by: f'd at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (Tnijr)

421 I went to a boys school and can't for the life of me recall ever having a female teacher. I vividly recall my chemistry teacher, but not for good reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2021 02:08 PM (DQAY2)

this reminds me, there was a ltjg at powerschool that was to die for. about 5'5" with long blonde hair. after hours line was always stacked when she had the duty. she was the physics teacher iirc...

i ENJOYED physics...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (8D42x)

422 I hate all of this. I hate the manipulation. The deception. The gaslighting. The propaganda. The endless dismissal.

Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (z4k8L)

423 419 No 'What's Wrong with Science Part Nine'?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (hwaFC)

=========

You will get a thread on movies from the Soviet Union and like it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

424 Attention whore like Minaj ain't taking a phone call.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 02:48 PM (oWBc3)

425 I miss Chavez the Hugo..... Rest in Peace, mon ami.....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (6Je/Q)

426 True story, the Houston Independent School District made me and all the other boys in the 7th grade at Johnston Jr. High take weekly swimming classes naked. I have hated swimming ever since.

On one week the boys had the pool Mon, Wed, and Friday, and the girls had it Tuesday, Thursday. The next week we alternated the days. Of course it wasn't long until the teachers got that alternating schedule mixed up. One Monday all the boys were lined up next to the pool naked when the girls class came marching in.

Yeah, no child abuse there.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (QgRq4)

427 247 Horde, I've decided to take at least a short break from the HQ. No opprobrium attaching to the Horde, or the HQ, but I'm close to the boiling point from reading the news, and it's just not healthy.

Be well, and let's hope we soon experience better times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

Jay, your action is completely understandable. A few months ago, I had to do the same thing. I was so disgusted and pissed that I started to think some very, very dark thoughts. And that if I could think them, I could do them. Not healthy at all. So I dropped out of here, only reading a few things after the fact but old threads so I couldn't comment on them.

I'm now back, maybe a quarter of what I was early this year, and have not seen a single national news broadcast of any kind in that time. I feel better, at least I'm not as angry and depressed.

My only sources of news these days is here at the HQ, and Gutfeld. I'm confident that I'm more accurately informed of current events than anyone watching the Big 3 or FIX News.

Please find your own peace and remember, the folks in the grey boxes will be here for you when you return.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (sy5kK)

428 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (hwaFC)

429 I mean even for college, who wants to pay tuition so their kid can learn to write porn. Seriously, WTF? Is college not already enough of a bacchanalia?
Posted by: dispirited at September 16, 2021 02:46 PM (xI/bC)

Based on other problems with the school, I think this is the straw that broke the camel's back. The teacher obviously, or should, have known what was in the book. Plus they usually have a curriculum committee to pick material. Heads have to roll.

Posted by: WiNO at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (EpDzw)

430 Pelosi: Biden Is 'Perfect' And 'Knows His Foreign Policy'

You gotta hand it to the Dems.
Seriously.

They don't just LIE, they serve more whoppers than BK ever dreamed.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (mR6Gs)

431 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP

**

"Why don't you stick with what you know, like the rap about vaginas and gang banging?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (e6I/s)

432 If these assholes manage to pass the tax hike and the 3.5T package, kiss all jobs goodbye.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (mBby6)

433 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (hwaFC)

H U G E

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (mR6Gs)

434 Out: reading, writing and arithmetic
In: drunken tranny orgies

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (v0R5T)

435 They don't just LIE, they serve more whoppers than BK ever dreamed.

**

It's on purpose. It's part of the kink.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (e6I/s)

436 428 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (hwaFC)

Which ISN'T the one with the big ass again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (z4k8L)

437 If I were a high school student in this class I would write a story about my forced participation in an orgy with my teachers. The story would highlight all of their physical defects, etc. in excruciating detail. The story I would show my mom would be the same story except for the fact that mom would show up and use lethal force against the participating faculty and throw me a weapon to finish them off in the biology lab.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 16, 2021 02:51 PM (hKi6n)

438 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP


Sounds Orwellian.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:51 PM (mR6Gs)

439 College prep high school after being in jungle training in Selma in the late 60's. Female teachers all looked like Schultz but way smarter.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 16, 2021 02:51 PM (oWBc3)

440 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (hwaFC)

H U G E
==
Really? Really?

Y UUUUUUUGE.

Posted by: c'mon man! at September 16, 2021 02:51 PM (720K5)

441 kiss all jobs goodbye.

**

Half of the fast food joints around here already have their dining rooms closed off because they can't hire high school dropouts and illegal aliens for $17/hour.

I can't imagine how it's going to be in another year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:51 PM (e6I/s)

442 436 428 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2021 02:49 PM (hwaFC)

Which ISN'T the one with the big ass again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 02:50 PM (z4k8L)

"Shut it, you!"

- Brie Larson

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2021 02:52 PM (dfRN6)

443 Deplorable Jay Guevara

See ya and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2021 02:52 PM (arJlL)

444 Is there any country in history that saw hundreds of thousands of people surging across their border and wouldn't declare it an invasion, an act of war? Millions in a year?

The pictures they're showing under the overpasses are crazy. And this has been happening for decades at different rates.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 02:53 PM (SdC0P)

445 I'm surprised Pelosi didn't call Milley's call to General Li a
"perfect" phone call.

You know, just to be a wise ass.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:53 PM (mR6Gs)

446 My high school chemistry teacher was female.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

I tried to develop some chemistry with one of my teachers but there was no reaction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 16, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

447 I keep coming back to the moron's observation from a week or so ago.

The current America looks like it does because the mainstream kids no longer have sweet and tender love songs. There are love songs, sure, but they sound just like all the other crap, don't they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:54 PM (e6I/s)

448 Minaj can't meet Biden in person. Can you imagine him leering and perving all over her? His handlers can.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 16, 2021 02:54 PM (AD3JT)

449 This is why the government wants to popularize anal sex.

So we just get used to taking it up the ass.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2021 02:54 PM (XHhHI)

450 I understand the point Jay. Good luck. Especially with all the shit going to be coming down the pike in Cali now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (z4k8L)

451 My high school chemistry teacher was female.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

I tried to develop some chemistry with one of my teachers but there was no reaction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 16, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

You didn't use the proper solution.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (mR6Gs)

452 Jeez, so now we've lost Publius AND Deplorable Jay Guevara in the same week?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (e6I/s)

453
Sounds Orwellian.


There is an interesting scientific reason for why you believe that: its because it is Orwellian.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (QgRq4)

454 White House tell Black Woman what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (3D/fK)

455 Jeez, so now we've lost Publius AND Deplorable Jay Guevara in the same week?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (e6I/s)

What happened?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

456 452 Jeez, so now we've lost Publius AND Deplorable Jay Guevara in the same week?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (e6I/s)

And MUMR too, apparently....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (6Je/Q)

457 428 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?
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Is there one with a small ass?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (/MaDp)

458 I tried to develop some chemistry with one of my teachers but there was no reaction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 16, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

You didn't use the proper solution.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (mR6Gs)

Not enough tit ration.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

459 nood



reality show

Posted by: banana Dream at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (SdC0P)

460 And MUMR too, apparently....
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (6Je/Q)

You aren't wrong. Have not heard his dulcet tones for a couple weeks now that I can recall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2021 02:57 PM (z4k8L)

461
That photo of lesboteach looks like she's wearing a towel. Did the cops catch her in the shower with a student?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2021 02:57 PM (n+4am)

462 Sounds Orwellian.

There is an interesting scientific reason for why you believe that: its because it is Orwellian.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (QgRq4)

I keep thinking (wishcasting)? that they are going to cross a line and everyone will see them for what they are.

But it NEVER happens

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:57 PM (mR6Gs)

463 Yeah, Nikki Minaj has been summoned by her white liberal masters to explain herself! Too, hilarious!

And here she thought she was a black chic 'splaining the way things were to miss wine mom whitie...she's about to find out who white liberal Dems really think are in charge around here! Bwahahahah....

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2021 02:57 PM (5iUNf)

464 >>>The Van Halen song?

>Dirty Movies

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2021 02:58 PM (sXQci)

465 Wow! I juusst got a text from.................

MIKE PENCE!

He's begging for money again. But why does he ask ME for money? Unlike him, I'm not a NeverTrumper, and I believe in the rule of law. Two key differences between us, Mike.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2021 02:59 PM (sy5kK)

466 What happened?
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http://acecomments.mu.nu/?
blog=86&post=395475#c35372878

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:59 PM (e6I/s)

467 414 White House Offers Nicki Minaj "Educational" Phone Call to Set Her Straight on Appropriate Thinking under the Regime - TGP
**
Gotta get them voting the right way for the next 200 years, just like LBJ said.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 02:45 PM (e6I/s)

Vox (yeah, I know) had a very interesting article on Minaj. Aja Romano's article asserts that by urging vaccine caution, she's helping mainstream a dangerous form of anti-science. What's that?, you ask. It's 'doing your own research', that's what. You see, you should trust the 'experts' uncritically, and not go do something stupid like apply critical thinking to what you might want to put in your body, for instance.

https://archive.is/aaPpF
(article link is to Archive.is, not Vox)

It's a good thing that Jay Guevara is taking a break from the HQ right know, because this is exactly the kind of thing that would be spiking his blood pressure.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2021 03:00 PM (H0Vlc)

468 I tried to develop some chemistry with one of my teachers but there was no reaction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 16, 2021 02:53 PM (d9FiS)

You didn't use the proper solution.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2021 02:55 PM (mR6Gs)

Not enough tit ration.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 16, 2021 02:56 PM (ufFY

so it was pretty base-ic?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 16, 2021 03:01 PM (8D42x)

469 Vox (yeah, I know) had a very interesting article on Minaj. Aja Romano's article asserts that by urging vaccine caution, she's helping mainstream a dangerous form of anti-science. What's that?, you ask. It's 'doing your own research', that's what. You see, you should trust the 'experts' uncritically, and not go do something stupid like apply critical thinking to what you might want to put in your body, for instance.

https://archive.is/aaPpF
(article link is to Archive.is, not Vox)

**

Thanks.

Yeah, we're supposed to be embracing superstition and talismans right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 16, 2021 03:01 PM (e6I/s)

470 This is why the government wants to popularize anal sex.
==
In all seriousness, the common denominator, when you boil it all down is one thing.

Depopulation.

Posted by: bunch a crazy hippies with money and power at September 16, 2021 03:02 PM (s8Csw)

471 Is Minaj the one with the big ass?
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Is there one with a small ass?
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FCUK YOU

*breaks into tears and runs off slamming door*

Posted by: Brie Larson at September 16, 2021 03:04 PM (xI/bC)

472 The boys get the hot teachers. The girls get the homely softball coach. Doesn't seem right.

Posted by: SMFH at September 16, 2021 03:14 PM (u/7wY)

473 Pretty sure octopi have arms-not tentacles.

Posted by: Fish Face at September 16, 2021 03:16 PM (JPtHE)

474 I think it has more to do with the fact that they failed to specify the sex of the child, because I have hair just somewhat longer and I have not had sex with a child-or wanted to-in my life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2021 03:17 PM (AJzTi)

475 School hours/homework should not be spent on things the kids would do anyway on their own recognizance.

Are these textbook authors really unaware that the Internet is straining, creaking under the weight of slash fic written by tween girls?

Asking a high school student to talk/write about sex is How Do You Do, Fellow Kids in its lamest form.

Posted by: Swamposphere at September 16, 2021 03:17 PM (b0bAa)

476 Sodomites are child molesters. This is neither new nor controversial. In the same way conservatives help cover up the crimes of basketball-Americans; they help cover up so faggots can molests kids. Because conservatives value inclusion over honesty and decency. Neoliberals all the way down. The FBI should be decimated literally. Then several more rounds of decimation just rid itself of criminals. Then it should be destroyed completely.

Posted by: Dogbot's Ghost at September 16, 2021 04:31 PM (7E3C4)

477 Why give them an out? Prosecute them for corrupting the morals of a minor. Have the parents sue their asses off so that we can see them begging on highways. Make these Leftards scream like snowflakes when they learn they are responsible for their actions.

Posted by: Harry at September 16, 2021 05:39 PM (EcD5Y)

478 Now if it was,nt bad enough they pushed the Gay Lifestyles and Sex Education on Grammer School Kids

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2021 05:43 PM (wGqjj)

479 I love red meat like this. I hope we get a follow-up post in a few days detailing how (1) Board members resigned under pressure, (2) Board members didn't resign and were subsequently charged, or (3) Board members didn't resigned and were never charged.


Somehow, I worry that if it's (3), we'll never hear about it.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2021 06:49 PM (0V/8D)

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