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Norm's Restoration Cafe

I published the wrong draft Cafe.

I'll post the GAINZZZ thread on Monday or Tuesday.

Two rays racing.

Helping a thirsty stray cat.

Rescued baby racoon is... not as grateful as you might hope.

Showing off his toy.

Happy cat.

Puppy pile.

Windswept.

Man, this week, huh?

Otters bringing their pups to the pool for their first swim.

Many more mantas than you probably expected to see.

Play it to the left of the tornado and then try to make the green in 3.

Inman: Pinata party.

Inman playcalls a slapfight between his toddler sons. (I think.)

Minivan UFC.

Classic orca bitchslap.


Posted by: Ace at 07:58 PM




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1 Confused, but first?

Posted by: lizabth at September 17, 2021 06:59 PM (L3Rsz)

2 This must be the version of Norms where we are in a Groundhog Day time loop

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 06:59 PM (hQVBP)

3 weird

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 06:59 PM (QU5/8)

4 600!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 06:59 PM (axyOa)

5 Are we back?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

6 The Noodest Nood of all!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 07:00 PM (a4EWo)

7 In before 1000?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 07:00 PM (Xrfse)

8 Now I understand the comments in the last norms thread talking about an NFL game that happened a week ago.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:01 PM (hQVBP)

9 I'm not sure if I got the vaccine last night. I was really wasted. Today my testicles are swollen to the size of softballs and I feel likeI had a dildo in my ass all night. Think that could be the vaccine?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 17, 2021 07:01 PM (HQ9Sl)

10 I was out on a little adventure and tried to post from the trail.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 07:02 PM (0G13K)

11 Was looking forward to 1K

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:02 PM (2JoB8)

12 I defended your honor ace in the previous cafe; well, it COULD be interpreted that way.

Posted by: GnuBreed, vax-free pureblood at September 17, 2021 07:02 PM (F0YaR)

13 Animewls!
Puppehs and kittehs and duckehs oh my!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 17, 2021 07:02 PM (KAi1n)

14 I published the wrong draft Cafe.

It's all good, Ace. I was making my way through the video links, nevertheless. Thanks for posting them.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 17, 2021 07:03 PM (DTX3h)

15 so that is what deja vu is like

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2021 07:03 PM (h1jJh)

16 *steps gently into the comment section, rapier drawn, anticipating a trap*

Posted by: CppThis at September 17, 2021 07:04 PM (UewuT)

17 I wonder if some smart capitalist will create a dating app for the unvaccinated.

Id buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:04 PM (hQVBP)

18 And so the Morons of the Horde looked out upon the field. And Ye was it strewn with many fine threads who would never see another sunrise.

Woe to the fallen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:04 PM (FwSdb)

19 I was out on a little adventure and tried to post from the trail.

Ya just need to hit the delete key, hombre!

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 17, 2021 07:04 PM (Xrfse)

20 9 I'm not sure if I got the vaccine last night. I was really wasted. Today my testicles are swollen to the size of softballs and I feel likeI had a dildo in my ass all night. Think that could be the vaccine?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 17, 2021 07:01 PM (HQ9Sl)

Based on the range of potential side effects, I rate this "plausible"

Posted by: CppThis at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (UewuT)

21 Man, goats are just fun to watch. There's a farm that has webcams in the goat pen and I used to keep that open in a little window on my desktop at work, like an aquarium with goats. Just therapeutic. There was one afternoon, I watched a goat standing on an upturned wheelbarrow for about three hours. Didn't move once. Just stood there. The cam feed might've been frozen, now that I think about it.

https://goatslive.com

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (P4LRL)

22 I was out on a little adventure and tried to post from the trail.

How long is your sidewalk? Really.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (BFigT)

23 >>12 I defended your honor ace in the previous cafe; well, it COULD be interpreted that way.


thank you (probably)

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (0G13K)

24 @17 someone did and the Apple and Google killed it

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (mbFEM)

25 We all must go on little adventures before we are ready to tackle a really big one.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (a4EWo)

26 There's a draft cafe? Now we're talking! Let's hop to it.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

27 Those damned otters are just too stinking cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 07:06 PM (axyOa)

28 I was out on a little adventure and tried to post from the trail.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 07:02 PM (0G13K)

I'm playing RDR2, so, same here.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 07:06 PM (P4LRL)

29 Ace be drunk lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 17, 2021 07:06 PM (oEn12)

30 20 9 I'm not sure if I got the vaccine last night. I was really wasted. Today my testicles are swollen to the size of softballs and I feel likeI had a dildo in my ass all night. Think that could be the vaccine?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 17, 2021 07:01 PM (HQ9Sl)

Based on the range of potential side effects, I rate this "plausible"
Posted by: CppThis at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (UewuT)

You may also have had a romantic evening with Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:06 PM (FwSdb)

31 Aw, musta been the poor covid. Spent months watching a restaurant building going up, sat there finished for a couple weeks. Finally saw a sign announcing a fake meat restaurant opening soon. Sat for a few more weeks. Now see signage for pizza restaurant on it instead. Ha ha!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2021 07:06 PM (7bRMQ)

32 Love the Lion King remake. Occasionally here we get re-enactments of the fight scene from Revenge of the Sith.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:07 PM (/ikTA)

33 Jeez, I hope that hogmartin isn't being socked by an Afghani refugee.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 07:08 PM (a4EWo)

34 I suddenly have the urge to go buy a puppy and a duck.....Come to think of it, it's payday!

Posted by: Molly k. at September 17, 2021 07:08 PM (H1AD2)

35 White puppy is adorable

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:08 PM (2JoB8)

36 The puppy and duckling are too adorable

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (oEn12)

37 Now see signage for pizza restaurant on it instead. Ha ha!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Fake pizza

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (vd8XM)

38 Manta rays are endangered. Because China is asshoe.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (V13WU)

39 There's a draft cafe? Now we're talking! Let's hop to it.
Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

But we barley got this one started.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (/ikTA)

40 That stick fight is crazy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (r+sAi)

41 @17 someone did and the Apple and Google killed it

*******

Omg, meanwhile there is a vaxxed daters app still allowed, because if theres one thing that is an extreme minority in this country it is singles who are vaxxed

I hate this reality, where do I get off?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (hQVBP)

42 38 Manta rays are endangered. Because China is asshoe.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (V13WU)

They were huge Steve Irwin fans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (FwSdb)

43 There's more but this is enough for now...

Write-up: 4 days later/ swelling in left testicle/ pain Hospital / emergency room Diagnosis/ Varicocele in left testicle Ultrasound

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (HvW4E)

44 But we barley got this one started.

(* insert rye comment here *)

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (nfrXX)

45 "But we barley got this one started.
Posted by: BurtTC"

Well I for one am going to get ahead of all the mugging.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

46 They were huge Steve Irwin fans.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (FwSdb)

I *heart symbol* Steve Irwin.

Posted by: M. Ray at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (/ikTA)

47 willowed:

They're rebooting Flight of the Navigator. That silver spaceship movie with the boy.

You'll never guess what they're doing to make this one different. Not in a million years could you guess the one switch they're making to freshen up this movie about a boy.

It will completely blow your mind when you find out how stunning and brave these people are.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (vEUbs)

48 Fake pizza

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (vd8XM)

Couldn't be, it has an Italian name!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (7bRMQ)

49 Why all my comments be disappearing?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (ut2wb)

50 I hate this reality, where do I get off?
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (hQVBP)

I really hate it too. More often these days I'm depressed to the point where I'm non-functional. I think I have to step away from the news for the next 70 years.

Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2021 07:13 PM (ov5G+)

51 I am looking for a shih tzu puppy. Um, not paying 3500 dollars for one.

I've been looking at rescues but so many are not good around children. Some rescues have been so abused they have bad neurological problems. Effing people should be in jail.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2021 07:13 PM (4GoCe)

52 They're rebooting Flight of the Navigator. That silver spaceship movie with the boy.

You'll never guess what they're doing to make this one different. Not in a million years could you guess the one switch they're making to freshen up this movie about a boy.

It will completely blow your mind when you find out how stunning and brave these people are.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (vEUbs)

Transgender Thai?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:13 PM (FwSdb)

53 I don't know what to say about the guy golfing toward a tornado, or whatever Senile Joe calls them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 17, 2021 07:13 PM (cSyAR)

54 49 Why all my comments be disappearing?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (ut2wb)

No they aren't.

Posted by: This is Contradiction at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (FwSdb)

55 43 There's more but this is enough for now...

Write-up: 4 days later/ swelling in left testicle/ pain Hospital / emergency room Diagnosis/ Varicocele in left testicle Ultrasound
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (HvW4E)


Condom traces in upper rectum.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Fs5vw)

56 Fake pizza

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (vd8XM)

Couldn't be, it has an Italian name!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Itsa Fake-a Pizza

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (vd8XM)

57 Startrek is on. It's that annoying smarty pants probe that thinks it's so perfect again.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

58 52 They're rebooting Flight of the Navigator. That silver spaceship movie with the boy.
--
There is only one Flight of the Navigator.

Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (cOGHc)

59
Puppy pile

http://soyaraborzoi.com/FourPups.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 07:15 PM (/U27+)

60 Human piņata video from India?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:15 PM (2JoB8)

61 I hate this reality, where do I get off?

The "new normal" is a real ball bust, ain't it?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 07:15 PM (Xrfse)

62 There is a remake of Party of Five.....Hispanic family.

There is a remake of High Fidelity......black girl.

There is a remake of One Day at Time....Hispanic woman and kids.

Im waiting for the remake of Ww2 movies with black actors playing SS officers or some shit. Cuz why not?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 17, 2021 07:15 PM (ut2wb)

63 57 Startrek is on. It's that annoying smarty pants probe that thinks it's so perfect again.
Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

V'Ger?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:15 PM (FwSdb)

64 Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (vEUbs)

Transgender Thai?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:13 PM (FwSdb)

If I'm to believe the internet, there aren't really any other types of Thais.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:16 PM (/ikTA)

65 @62

>>Im waiting for the remake of Ww2 movies with black actors playing SS officers or some shit. Cuz why not?

It'll be like The Wiz, except with Nazi's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 07:16 PM (HvW4E)

66 If I'm to believe the internet, there aren't really any other types of Thais.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:16 PM (/ikTA)

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
She's a Lady!

Posted by: Tom Jones at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (FwSdb)

67 There is a remake of Party of Five.....Hispanic family.

There is a remake of High Fidelity......black girl.

There is a remake of One Day at Time....Hispanic woman and kids.

Im waiting for the remake of Ww2 movies with black actors playing SS officers or some shit. Cuz why not?
Posted by: Joe XiDen -

Remake of Wonder Years....all black family

Remake of Doogie Howser...female Hawaiian lead

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (vd8XM)

68 Couldn't be, it has an Italian name!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Itsa Fake-a Pizza
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (vd8XM)

It's a spicy near meatball.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (cSyAR)

69 They're rebooting Flight of the Navigator. That silver spaceship movie with the boy.

********

Disney and the left will not stop until every single one of my fond childhood memories is butt raped, decapitated, and dropped in a woodchipper

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:18 PM (hQVBP)

70 It'll be like The Wiz, except with Nazi's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 07:16 PM (HvW4E)

How would that be any different from The Wiz.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:18 PM (/ikTA)

71 You know what would be a good invention? A pizza printer.

Along those lines, do not buy any of those cheap HP printers that requires an internet connection and account for it to be "authorized" to print. Those things are shit.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:18 PM (Tnijr)

72 It'll be like The Wiz, except with Nazi's.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Zombie Dorothy and her little dog too at September 17, 2021 07:18 PM (Xrfse)

73 Remake of Doogie Howser...female Hawaiian lead
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (vd8XM)

A lady doctor? That's hilarious!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2021 07:18 PM (6FeV1)

74 Itsa Fake-a Pizza

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (vd8XM)

It's Family owned. Bonano's, you know, Joey's family....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2021 07:18 PM (7bRMQ)

75 It's a spicy near meatball.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Ha!

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (vd8XM)

76 Stray cat getting water is cute, it knew where to go, just not how to get it.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (2JoB8)

77 V'Ger?

Nomad... a racist probe that fucked Uhura over. She had to learn ebonies all over again.

I'll leave now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (BFigT)

78 Jason Bourne ripped off ace's Vespa.

Posted by: micky at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (3byMq)

79 43 There's more but this is enough for now...

Write-up: 4 days later/ swelling in left testicle/ pain Hospital / emergency room Diagnosis/ Varicocele in left testicle Ultrasound
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 07:10 PM (HvW4E)


I might watch that one. Raised fist with a Yo Hitler.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (Fs5vw)

80 To be fair, I was never fond of Flight of the Navigator anyway.

What was the one with the three kids who build a space ship out of trash cans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (FwSdb)

81 Major copy/paste fail

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 17, 2021 07:20 PM (Fs5vw)

82 Remake of Wonder Years....all black family

Remake of Doogie Howser...female Hawaiian lead
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (vd8XM)

Not sure about wonder Years, but I saw ads for the Dookie Howistzer show. Fuck, you guys. Just fuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:20 PM (x8Wzq)

83 Those rayz are boyz. The girls have 5-6 foot wingspans. They're massive.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:20 PM (vEUbs)

84 Remake of Wonder Years....all black family

Remake of Doogie Howser...female Hawaiian lead
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (vd8XM)

Say, let's do All In the Family, Archie Bunker is a bigoted black man, the Jeffersons are the nice white family next door, just trying to make it in a black man's world.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:20 PM (/ikTA)

85 What was the one with the three kids who build a space ship out of trash cans?

*******

Explorers, another awesome underrated movie

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:20 PM (hQVBP)

86 Nomad thinks Kirk is his daddy. I suppose it could happen.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

87 Just can't wait for "Nappy Days"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:21 PM (BFigT)

88 Just can't wait for "Nappy Days"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:21 PM (BFigT)

dude. You missed out on a great Imus sock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:22 PM (x8Wzq)

89 Explorers, another awesome underrated movie
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:20 PM (hQVBP)

Right! The Smart kid. The Tough kid. And the audience stand in kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:22 PM (FwSdb)

90 Laverne and.... Oh, wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2021 07:24 PM (nfrXX)

91 Happy Days reimagined as a dark murder mystery.

What the hell happened to Chuck? And why did the Cunningham family never mention him again?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:24 PM (x8Wzq)

92 Right! The Smart kid. The Tough kid. And the audience stand in kid.

**********

Somehow River Phoenix played a believable nerd. Another one who died way way way too young

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:25 PM (hQVBP)

93 and Fonzie. the fuck is up with Fonzie?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:25 PM (x8Wzq)

94 What the hell happened to Chuck? And why did the Cunningham family never mention him again?
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Turned gay, married a black "man"

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:26 PM (vd8XM)

95 Just looked over to gaming forum, seems no priority or 1st class mail from US to Australia

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

96 >>>Tiny Friends..

I'd like to meet the little girl who did the audio for this... so I can steal her candy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2021 07:26 PM (hVqGz)

97 Was it Sean Astin as the tough kid? *looks it up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:26 PM (FwSdb)

98 I always thought Fonzie was gay. He was acting macho as a cover, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2021 07:27 PM (4GoCe)

99 the Fonz and Mrs. C were tight, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:27 PM (x8Wzq)

100 Muldoon and Doogie Howser has a short medicine-oriented interchange earlier today, although to be fair, Muldoon was semi-suspicious that it wasn't really Doogie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2021 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

101 Nope Jason Presson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:27 PM (FwSdb)

102 Goatses.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2021 07:28 PM (0OP+5)

103 Saw this old headline from the Daily Mail, circa 2000

Internet May Be Just a Passing Fad As Millions Give Up On It

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:28 PM (hQVBP)

104 All those dog and duck/chick videos. I bet there are thousands of them. We are getting 0.73% that doesn't end in the dog chowing down on the bird.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:28 PM (vEUbs)

105 103 Saw this old headline from the Daily Mail, circa 2000

Internet May Be Just a Passing Fad As Millions Give Up On It
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:28 PM (hQVBP)

Sounds like a Bee headline. Damn, wish it had been true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 07:29 PM (FwSdb)

106 Little House on the Prairie with an all black cast.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 17, 2021 07:29 PM (cSyAR)

107 Posted by: Pug Mahon


Turned gay, married a black "man"
Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:26 PM (vd8XM)

Then he murdered some sod busters, hanged them, then burned them. But he got his come-uppance, I tell you what.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:29 PM (x8Wzq)

108 So, the Pentagon's humiliation over killing Afghan civilians in that drone strike has been all over the news today thanks to...the NY Times?

Yes, what you are witness right now is a very dangerous behind the scenes power struggle between the DOD, the Justice Dept., the DNC and the IC community over who runs the US. The IC community feeds the NY Times their stories, and that is how they got this drone strike story. But they also gave the intel to the DOD to do it, using the Taliban as the cutout...and I think it was all as humiliation bait.

They need the kiddies running the WH to take direction from them and not the WAPO's DOD and DOJ guys....the DNC is sitting on the sidelines trying to decide who is going to win this power struggle and then join them - but I really believe that is what we are witnessing now...a giant ugly power struggle.

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2021 07:29 PM (5iUNf)

109 I always thought Fonzie was retarded. Dude was basically Gary Busey in a leather jacket. Fell off his bike in traffic one too many times.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 07:30 PM (QU5/8)

110 TuCa is about to do a segment on Nicky Minaj

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2021 07:30 PM (EZebt)

111 78 Jason Bourne ripped off ace's Vespa.

Posted by: micky at September 17, 2021 07:19 PM (3byMq)

Jason killed ace's dog, which he had surrendered to John Wick, and the comeuppance is coming.

*would buy tickets to this movie*

Posted by: GnuBreed, vax-free pureblood at September 17, 2021 07:30 PM (F0YaR)

112 Braa rat tat tat tat tat
Drone on the water

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 07:31 PM (1EKMc)

113
Best of Breed and Owner-handled Group 1 for Delilah at today's Gateway Hound Club show in Gray Summit, MO. Alas, nothing in the regular group.

Lila is the #2 Borzoi in owner-handled competition in 2021, which is pretty impressive since Her Majesty hasn't handled her all that often this year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 07:31 PM (/U27+)

114 Sounds like a Bee headline. Damn, wish it had been true.

************

To be fair the internet was pretty awesome until big tech and social media turned it into 1984 and animal farm

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:31 PM (hQVBP)

115 >>> I always thought Fonzie was gay. He was acting macho as a cover, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2021 07:27 PM (4GoCe)

But that can't be. He always had a lot of women friends. A whole crew. They all loved to hang out with him and liked his clothing style and how he dressed. He was always very concerned with his look and dress. And his hair. Lots of affectations really.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:32 PM (vEUbs)

116 Yes, what you are witness right now is a very dangerous behind the scenes power struggle between the DOD, the Justice Dept., the DNC and the IC community over who runs the US.


It's not dangerous at all when you understand that everyone in the fight hates me. Here's hoping they destroy each other.

Posted by: Running Out of Lyrics at September 17, 2021 07:32 PM (F/J1O)

117 I always thought Fonzie was retarded. Dude was basically Gary Busey in a leather jacket. Fell off his bike in traffic one too many times.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 07:30 PM (QU5/

Yeah, but did Fonzie run over his own head?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:32 PM (x8Wzq)

118 Congratulations Hadrian and Her Majesty. I love hearing about your dogs.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2021 07:32 PM (4GoCe)

119 Fonzie was a bump in the road.

Henry Winkler is a traffic cone, run over several times and discarded to the guardrail.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:33 PM (BFigT)

120 It's that question does the dog wag the tail, does the Leftist media run the politicians and tell them where to go?
Maybe a bit of a power struggle with media tossing the politicians under the bus to show whose boss.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:33 PM (2JoB8)

121 Laverne and.... Oh, wait. Never mind.

Don't call me Shirley !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)

122 I think the FAA gave permission for Fox to fly drones so that Kamala will look bad. She's the Border Czar. Probably dawned on Jill that it's a good way to be rid of her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 17, 2021 07:33 PM (YynYJ)

123 I always thought Fonzie was retarded

**********

He was kinda cool for five minutes but then he jumped the shark

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:33 PM (hQVBP)

124 Rifleman. The Chuck Connors character shoots his rifle sideways.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 17, 2021 07:33 PM (cSyAR)

125 So, how come it's Haitians all of a sudden?

It's never Venezuelans.
Venezuelans have a good reason, heck they have a valid reason.
But Haitians? What's up with that?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 07:34 PM (1EKMc)

126 Henry Winkler's best role was Barry Zuckercorn. this is known.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:35 PM (x8Wzq)

127 banana dream your right, Fonzi WAS ghey

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:35 PM (2JoB8)

128 " Rifleman. The Chuck Connors character shoots his rifle sideways."

If you don't look out he'll get you while he's in a barrel roll.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

129
It's not dangerous at all when you understand that everyone in the fight hates me. Here's hoping they destroy each other.

Posted by: Running Out of Lyrics at September 17, 2021 07:32 PM (F/J1O)
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Hey, those are good lyrics

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (1EKMc)

130 I was out on a little adventure and tried to post from the trail.
Posted by: ace

What trail ?

The Sante Fe Trail ?
The Oregon Trail ?

The Trail of a Thousand Miles that begins with a single Mis- Step ?

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)

131 Welp, hubby and I just took our first dose of prophylatic ivermectin horse paste. Took it on a spoon with orange sherbet (hubby loves sherbet, me blech). Pretty strong taste going down but I'm finishing with half of a choc-on-choc-on-choc frosted cupcake.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (nWxPx)

132 It's never Venezuelans.
Venezuelans have a good reason, heck they have a valid reason.
But Haitians? What's up with that?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 07:34 PM (1EKMc)

Two words: Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (x8Wzq)

133 Any cobs around?
This morning's Tech Thread, #147, hash 7E3C4

Posted by: mindful 'the snitch' webworker at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (piAIU)

134 57 Startrek is on. It's that annoying smarty pants probe that thinks it's so perfect again.
Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

===
I watched Last Battlefield yesterday. Frank Gorshin was great. Upstaged the Shat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (EZebt)

135 So, how come it's Haitians all of a sudden?

Earthquake, Clinton, blacks... go figure? Grift level has increased to 11? Squirrel?

Pick any.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (BFigT)

136 We'll never get to hear about ace's little adventure. Damn.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 07:37 PM (OTzUX)

137 Henry Winkler's best role was Barry Zuckercorn. this is known.

********

No no no

Chuck Lumley in Night Shift

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:37 PM (hQVBP)

138 The high point of the internet was probably 2006. It was still dominated by individual creatives and webmasters, a glorious time of goofy webcomics and browser games.

Posted by: CppThis at September 17, 2021 07:37 PM (UewuT)

139 Get Smart. Max and 99 are both black. They're also both men.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 17, 2021 07:38 PM (cSyAR)

140 Somebody should put a tomato in Don Lemon's mouth. He would sound smarter.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 07:39 PM (1EKMc)

141 There's been a decent amount of Haitians in the mix for some time. There are people from dozens of countries, including African and Asian countries, streaming in for years (but obviously the "stream" has tremendously increased since the US collapsed in January).

As for why so many Haitians at this moment, dunno. I think the "network" that gets them there is a lovely combo of NGOs (including church-related) and the cartels. The latter only do things for $$$, it's strictly business.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 07:39 PM (OTzUX)

142 Mayor Breed, put that damn mask honey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2021 07:39 PM (EZebt)

143 We'll never get to hear about ace's little adventure. Damn.

It probably just involves shelves and failure. But mostly failure. Or his struggle to remember to drink water so he doesn't die.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 07:39 PM (QU5/8)

144 More like, "The Trail of the Who."

I'm drunk!!!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 17, 2021 07:40 PM (E3FAu)

145 Saw some big mantas - not those little rays racing, which is still cool - off La Paz in Baja on a dive trip years ago. Impressive. Would really like to go to Yap, I think huge numbers of the biggest ones can be seen there.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

146 Those damned otters are just too stinking cute.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----

You should smell the seals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2021 07:40 PM (lACLv)

147 Took it on a spoon with orange sherbet (hubby loves sherbet, me blech). Pretty strong taste going down but I'm finishing with half of a choc-on-choc-on-choc frosted cupcake.
Posted by: Russkilitlover

☭ℕℕ headline:
Breaking!! Ivermectin causes obesity and diabetes!!

Posted by: mindful the weight-watchin' webworker at September 17, 2021 07:41 PM (piAIU)

148 Anyone lying this much has got to be doing Satan's work.
-Jason Whitlock

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2021 07:42 PM (EZebt)

149 2006 internet was basically ace, blogging, wii console by Nintendo and Psych

Glorious times

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 17, 2021 07:43 PM (hQVBP)

150 A spoonful of Sherbet makes the Ivermectin go down.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 17, 2021 07:44 PM (cSyAR)

151 lol, this Arab intellectual think that Rich Lowry is some super-duper hardcore conservative instead of yet another corporate-aligned shitlib with a specialized grift

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Well, I mean... An Arab intellectual is just a "guy who can read and use a toilet without standing on the rim."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 07:44 PM (FvCkv)

152 >>> The Oregon Trail ?

The Trail of a Thousand Miles that begins with a single Mis- Step ?
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)


Watch out for dysentery Ace.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 07:45 PM (vEUbs)

153 Having lived amongst the otters... I have stories.

$8.99 a minute, minimum of 5 minutes charged to you VISA or MasterCard.

Call now for all oyster fantasies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:45 PM (BFigT)

154 91 Happy Days reimagined as a dark murder mystery.

What the hell happened to Chuck? And why did the Cunningham family never mention him again?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 17, 2021 07:24 PM (x8Wzq)

---------------------------

Chuck was Richie's brother, who unfortunately died shortly after birth. The Cunningham's were so distraught, they kidnapped a baby and raised him as their own. He eventually discovered the truth and escaped. Mr. & Mrs. C had to tell Richie and Joanie what they had done, and never spoke of it after that.

How, then, you ask, does Fonzie fit into all of this? Well, who do you think procured the child?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 07:45 PM (CAJOC)

155 By a vote of 16 to 3, the FDA advisory committee rejected the request to add a third dose for the general public, saying they still need more data for approval.

https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/
1438963071033225219

BREAKING: FDA panel votes against approving a Pfizer booster dose for COVID-19, weeks after President Joe Biden promised all Americans would be able to get boosters beginning in late September. [More at the following thread.]

https://twitter.com/Dylan_Housman/status/
1438949136460619789

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

156 Calling it now. The Biden Admin will invite the UN to take over the humanitarian crisis at the southern border.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

157 >>>143 We'll never get to hear about ace's little adventure. Damn.


i'll tell you about it on monday maybe. it's not a big deal.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 07:46 PM (0G13K)

158 My guage for who is coming here is at work, don't see Haitians.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 07:46 PM (2JoB8)

159 UN on the southern border? Buy and hold brothels. Both kinds.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2021 07:48 PM (taPSh)

160 Before you get too down remember this;

Big Banks put Biden into office
they will let him bark and preen
they won't let him foul it up.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 07:48 PM (1EKMc)

161 159 UN on the southern border? Buy and hold brothels. Both kinds.
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2021 07:48 PM (taPSh)

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"Hey, where all da migrant girls at?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2021 07:50 PM (VxC1e)

162
UN on the southern border? Buy and hold brothels. Both kinds.
Posted by: klaftern

Rape futures gonna get tight!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 07:50 PM (+2sc/)

163 We'll never get to hear about ace's little adventure. Damn.

===

It probably just involves shelves and failure. But mostly failure. Or his struggle to remember to drink water so he doesn't die.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 07:39 PM

The story of ace's shelves ranks is one of the most gripping ever told. Guided by a vision, he pursued it relentlessly, overcoming numerous challenges that would have daunted a lesser being.

Today, those shelves are straight and strong, capable of supporting loads that would shatter Ikeaware, an enduring testimony to what one Ewok, aided only slightly by one of the Universe's greatest unsung sidekicks, HordeSource(tm) can accomplish!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2021 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

164 My helmet is blue
It's blue for you...

Posted by: UN Peacekeeping & Child Raping Services at September 17, 2021 07:51 PM (VxC1e)

165 Barbarians, like we don't have enough here now.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2021 07:51 PM (4GoCe)

166 That Goat is the GOAT.

Posted by: Flyover at September 17, 2021 07:51 PM (Rbu5d)

167 Henry Winkler's two best movies. The underrated The One and Only and my top ten comedy, Night Shift.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

168 I've seen the FDA panel vote as 16-1, 16-2, and 16-3. Not knowing the size of the panel, cannot say which is correct.

But apparently one of the panelists literally said something along the lines of "I want the reco for older people to start at 60, because I'm 63".

Recently two senior FDA mucketymucks resigned specifically over the political authorities' push for booster shots. Try to imagine the insane, total-eclipse-like, media frenzy if a research assistant at NIH had quite in May 2020, ranting about "the WH is trying to politicize the science!!!!!!!!!!!!". In fact, though Trump's greatest failure (by far) was saying yes to 1,000% of the "technical advice" he was getting from collapsed institutions and clowns like Fauci and Redfield, note that your average NPR-listening dimwitted "educated" person believes Trump was resisting THE SCIENCE (one reason the incredibly idiotic "We believe science is real" made it onto The Cretins' Creed on those lawn signs).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 07:52 PM (OTzUX)

169 How about a Good Times remake with a white family?

Dy-no-mite!

Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2021 07:52 PM (ov5G+)

170
My gauge for who is coming here is at work, don't see Haitians.
Posted by: Skip

As it happened, I saw a used car lot in Milford, DE today on whose lot were cars decorated with both U.S. and Haitian flags. Never saw that in this neck of the woods before.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 07:54 PM (+2sc/)

171 How about a Good Times remake with a white family?

Dy-no-mite!
Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2021 07:52 PM (ov5G+)

The Middle?

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

172 Weinstein is pronounced Wine Stine.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 17, 2021 07:55 PM (xopIz)

173 21 Man, goats are just fun to watch. There's a farm that has webcams in the goat pen and I used to keep that open in a little window on my desktop at work, like an aquarium with goats. ...
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 07:05 PM (P4LRL)

I love watching the "running of the kids."
https://youtu.be/eT9DMMK6sgA

Posted by: Flyover at September 17, 2021 07:55 PM (Rbu5d)

174 Saw some big mantas - not those little rays racing, which is still cool - off La Paz in Baja on a dive trip years ago. Impressive. Would really like to go to Yap, I think huge numbers of the biggest ones can be seen there.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

My dad an I spent a week in Loreto, Baja. We were swimming in deep but crystal clear water and a huuuuuge manta was swimming along below us. Super cool.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 17, 2021 07:55 PM (nWxPx)

175 The Middle?

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

Touché. I loved that show.

Posted by: InCali at September 17, 2021 07:55 PM (ov5G+)

176 Nah, no "UN" on our border. Remember most UN humanitarian operations is US $, and in some cases US-national personnel and NGOs. Emergency appropriation to US NGOs to help, easy, just like that. They're already involved.

There is really nothing called the "UN" apart from bureaucrats in NY and Geneva and a few other places. It's member state $$$ (mostly ours) and people that actually do anything. "Peace-keeping" forces are often Fijian Army units (great guys, and don't mess, they're all rugby players), or (the more infamous cases) rent-an-army from some African country.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 07:56 PM (OTzUX)

177 >>How about a Good Times remake with a white family?

Dy-no-mite!
Posted by: InCali

Sounds like a Taliban family

Posted by: Aviator at September 17, 2021 07:56 PM (HQ9Sl)

178 Henry Winkler never had a best movie.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 17, 2021 07:56 PM (xopIz)

179 I remember the one where Barry Zuckerkorn pulled Michael in for a close hug and *then* informed him that he had a terrible cold. Haha.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (8548M)

180 Hatians are cool. They get along with the Jamaicans now that the drug wars are over. Black immigrants are not impressed with our domestic stock.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (b+v9B)

181 They all jumped the shark.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (xopIz)

182 Startrek is on. It's that annoying smarty pants probe that thinks it's so perfect again.

My favourite episode! That was one menacing machine. When Kirk asked it why it kept calling him "Creator", Nomad asked if the term was wrong, and Kirk was about to answer when Spock cut in abruptly, "The term is correct!" and you just knew something very wrong was going on.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (iGurG)

183 Red Sox have new uniforms tonight. Blue lettering on bright yellow jerseys. They look ridiculous, like Euro soccer players. They better beat Baltimore. Losing in those uniforms would be doubly embarrassing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (OssQ4)

184
Dy-no-mite!
Posted by: InCali

Sta-bil-ized ni-tro-gly-cer-ine!

Bemember, dey be white!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (+2sc/)

185 From Houseman: "16-2 after it was determined one vote was made in error. An 8-1 ratio sends Pfizer's pitch down in flames."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)

186 Make the migrants work in a flip-flop factory and sell the flip-flops to the migrants.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2021 07:58 PM (taPSh)

187 Calling it now. The Biden Admin will invite the UN to take over the humanitarian crisis at the southern border.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
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"I am calling on our UN partners to help manage Trump's border crisis, as his white supremacist approach to immigration policy has poisoned the well, and invalidated America's moral authority to determine the immigration status of its future citizens of color.

Moreover - let's face it... These kids aren't gonna systematically rape themselves, and I only have so many relatives. We need the UN peacekeepers. Not just to bridge our numerical rapeforce gap, but to lend us their world-beating expertise in this critical area.

Of course, there will be reciprocity. I have been abundantly clear with the UNSC that there are no free rides from the American people. In return for sovereignty over our border regions, the UN will be required to send the 10% of these kids with the best smelling hair upstairs, to the Big Guy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 07:58 PM (FvCkv)

188 Here in the northeast a great many Haitians are employed by nursing homes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 07:59 PM (a4EWo)

189 Having the UN on our border(s) might actually be instructive.

Or destructive, pick one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 07:59 PM (BFigT)

190 Used to be a great Haitian music show on the goofball commie radio network in DC years ago (Pacifica). Saturday nights. Not just great music, but the DJ spoke mostly in Haitian creole, so there's be snippets of recognizable French amidst lots of wonderful gibberish delivered with one of those rich Caribbean accents.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:00 PM (OTzUX)

191 It's already an UNborder.

Posted by: f'd at September 17, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

192 Posted by: rhomboid

Authentic Caribbean gibberish.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2021 08:01 PM (OssQ4)

193 Did y'all say goats? Esther, you're bein' paged.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Sanford at September 17, 2021 08:01 PM (Xrfse)

194 There are a lot of Haitians in Montreal - the French connection, naturally. The can at least speak the language. One of our recent Governors General - Michaelle Jean - was a Haitian refugee.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 08:01 PM (iGurG)

195 LOL. Baby blue helmets to shoot.

Of course, I will be aiming a little lower.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 17, 2021 08:02 PM (xopIz)

196 Haitians are frequently featured on The First 48 episodes in Miami.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

197 President Biden is announcing a new campaign to help black citizens make the right choice on vaccination. Congresswoman Maxine Waters is the voice and face of Maxine's Vaccines. Let her gently persuade you to get the jab. What have you got to lose?

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 17, 2021 08:02 PM (hvjsD)

198 I have enough trouble with spoken French, I have no desire to learn Creole

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 08:02 PM (ssx3L)

199 You can't have a TV show about white people anymore unless they're the stupid foil for a much smarter brown family.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2021 08:02 PM (VxC1e)

200 All I want to know about baseball or any other sportz is what they're doing for racial justice. Is there any kneeling or ritualistic mob beating of whitey to start the games? BLM symbols on the mound?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

201 Maxine's Vaccines

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: IG Farben at September 17, 2021 08:04 PM (Xrfse)

202 This blog predates iPhones.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 08:04 PM (mbFEM)

203 199 You can't have a TV show about white people anymore unless they're the stupid foil for a much smarter brown family.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2021 08:02 PM (VxC1e)

it bout time TB reflects reality

word

Posted by: RDACTED at September 17, 2021 08:05 PM (uCLWI)

204 My Wife and Kids >>>> The Cosby Show

Posted by: Just a side note at September 17, 2021 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

205 How about a Good Times remake with a white family?

Dy-no-mite!
Posted by: InCali
___

Been done.

Roseanne.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 08:05 PM (bgWIn)

206 I'm so over the horizon

Posted by: RDACTED at September 17, 2021 08:05 PM (uCLWI)

207 No desire to learn Haitian creole. It was just nice to listen to, with that accent. And the music was great. Just a good background for whatever.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:05 PM (OTzUX)

208 Blacks, other than Californians -well, Sheila Jackson Lee's-, probably find her as disgusting as the rest of us.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 08:06 PM (1EKMc)

209 The Gay Team

Posted by: Xr T at September 17, 2021 08:06 PM (Tnijr)

210 How about a Good Times remake with a white family?

Tavern on the Green > Cabrini Green

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2021 08:07 PM (JYe0U)

211 Hattian cuisine is very similar to Cajun... so there's that.

Assuming you're not using rats.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 08:07 PM (BFigT)

212 y > x

Posted by: IG Farben at September 17, 2021 08:07 PM (Xrfse)

213 144 More like, "The Trail of the Who."

I'm drunk!!!!!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 17, 2021 07:40 PM (E3FAu)

Well, little lady. Hie-yo-to-ho to you, too...

Posted by: Siegfried, without Roy. at September 17, 2021 08:08 PM (Rbu5d)

214 I still want a CGI remake of Seinfeld with masks

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 08:08 PM (2JoB8)

215
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:09 PM (DUIap)

216 Cicero - any covidiocy policies in place behind the Orange Curtain? LA is clearly a non-permissive zone now, and any trip north would endeavor to skip it even more than usual. Just curious if the OC has any nonsense someone passing through should know about.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:09 PM (OTzUX)

217 What's a Cree Hole. Indian poontang?

Posted by: Joetato at September 17, 2021 08:09 PM (hvjsD)

218 "I am calling on our UN partners to help manage Trump's border crisis..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I can almost imagine Joe delivering that speech, before his handlers realize what he's saying and pull his plug.

Posted by: mindful webworker thinks Trump won in a landslide. A landslide, I tells ya! at September 17, 2021 08:09 PM (piAIU)

219 I'm watching an Italian procedural (free on Prime this month ) called The Bastards of Pizzafalcone. Started out a bit campy but it's strangely compelling.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 17, 2021 08:10 PM (oEn12)

220 188 Here in the northeast a great many Haitians are employed by nursing homes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 07:59 PM (a4EWo)


Lots of Somalis in slaughter houses for some reason

Posted by: Javems at September 17, 2021 08:11 PM (AmoqO)

221 219 just season 1 is free

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 17, 2021 08:11 PM (oEn12)

222 Hey, AltonJackson

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 08:11 PM (P4LRL)

223 That 70's Ho.

She Be Witched.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 08:12 PM (hvjsD)

224 Way past bedtime even if no work tomorrow
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 08:13 PM (2JoB8)

225 Lots of Somalis in slaughter houses for some reason

Weird. Those guys mostly look like gristle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2021 08:13 PM (QU5/8)

226 This thing is dying on the vine and it's only nine o'clock.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 08:14 PM (1EKMc)

227
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:15 PM (DUIap)

228 @9 I'm not sure if I got the vaccine last night. I was really wasted. Today my testicles are swollen to the size of softballs and I feel likeI had a dildo in my ass all night. Think that could be the vaccine?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 17, 2021 07:01 PM (HQ9Sl)

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Should check with that doc that your dad's got working for him. I'm having trouble remembering his name, though. Dr. Faust, I think?

Check with him.

Posted by: junior at September 17, 2021 08:16 PM (PTw5h)

229 Gatsmoke. Get the fuck out of Dodge, Holmes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2021 08:16 PM (sXQci)

230 No opinions on Rose McGowan's interview?

I couldn't understand her either.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 08:17 PM (1EKMc)

231 I still want a CGI remake of Seinfeld with masks
-----------------
Canada's Comedy Network ran a disclaimer for the Seinfeld where Elaine sneezes on the NBC exec's pasta primavera giving him the flu when he was on the verge of okaying the Jerry series. I can't recall it well now but something like this was "pre-pandemic and it's not meant to offend anyone." Ugh!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:17 PM (UHVv4)

232 Lots of Somalis in slaughter houses for some reason
Posted by: Javems at September 17, 2021 08:11 PM (AmoqO)

Working in an abattoir is a soul-crushing job, and most people don't like it, but it's a cold beer in a with seat right on the 50 yard line compared to spending a day sitting on the hammered dirt of Somalia while your inbred cousins shoot at you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 08:18 PM (FvCkv)

233 The black 2$ cab drivers more often than not have native language preachers streaming on their phones than music.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 17, 2021 08:18 PM (b+v9B)

234 Remake of Scarface with Ivy League types...wait we are living that

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 17, 2021 08:18 PM (3/XaG)

235 Mmm. Falcon pizza.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

236 AltonJackson!!! The Holiday Inn is changing staff faster than I can change my underwear. I have an alternative so that I can fetch you and Eris at the same time.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:19 PM (eX6u1)

237 Ben Had, how many spreadsheets to you have going?

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:22 PM (Kx3kq)

238 226 This thing is dying on the vine and it's only nine o'clock.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 08:14 PM (1EKMc)

It's been a tough week for everyone.
Minaj and McGowan make sense, Milley is a traitor, Newsom cheated...it's been rough and everyone's tired.

I know I am. And now I must go wash supper's dishes, put the clean sheets on the bed, and then take a bath, since I was digging potatoes today and am filthy.

See youse at the Saturday Coffee Break.

Posted by: Flyover at September 17, 2021 08:22 PM (Rbu5d)

239 Evening.

What is it with my generation and fucking Disney renaissance-era animated movies? Look, they were good but there were other fucking movies made. Jesus, it's like the Millennials and fucking Harry Potter. "These are the Sacred Texts!" Fuck you people. Fuck you. "Simbaaaa!" The story is fucking Hamlet, you assholes! Get these two groups together and they can do a read along while watching Mel Gibson's version of Hamlet. They can simultaneously read another book *and* watch another film.

I fucking hate people. Fuck people!

Present company excepted.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 17, 2021 08:23 PM (7X0Rc)

240 Infidel, I'm on a wing and a prayer.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:24 PM (eX6u1)

241
AltonJackson!!! The Holiday Inn is changing staff faster than I can change my underwear. I have an alternative so that I can fetch you and Eris at the same time.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:19 PM

thanks, Ben Had
please keep me posted

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:24 PM (DUIap)

242 I don't know exactly what's going on with the southern border, but it's not incompetence. No one is that incompetent, not even this collection of shitbirds. Whatever they're planning won't be good for the nation as it stands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

243 Orca pods will stampede large groups of dolphins. Being faster and having more stamina they will just wait until the dolphins weaken and drop out. Then the feasting begins. They are relentless hunters.

Posted by: Javems at September 17, 2021 08:25 PM (AmoqO)

244 That is usually the best way to go, Ben Had.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:27 PM (Kx3kq)

245 Cicero - any covidiocy policies in place behind the Orange Curtain? LA is clearly a non-permissive zone now, and any trip north would endeavor to skip it even more than usual. Just curious if the OC has any nonsense someone passing through should know about.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:09 PM (OTzUX)

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It's a mixed bag.

Some places have signs requiring masks but I ignore them. No one has said boo to me about it.

Most place make it optional. Grocery stores are running 50-80% masks. The gym is at about 20%.

Restaurants seem to be pretty much mask-averse. Nobody but Asians wear them. But, Asians love their masks, so no surprise there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2021 08:27 PM (VxC1e)

246 It's funny. Ethiopians and Somalians neighbor each other and are ethnically linked, and both countries are quite poor. But Ethiopia is peaceful and relatively stable and noticeably more affluent, and the people are really fucking cool when you meet them... It's the opposite of Somalia.

I wonder what the difference could be. I mean... Ethiopia is Christian and Somalia has a different dominant faith. Can't remember what it's called. Anyway it doesn't matter. I'm assured of that by all the bien pensants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 08:27 PM (FvCkv)

247 Whatever they're planning won't be good for the nation as it stands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)
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Planned obsolescence

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2021 08:27 PM (1EKMc)

248 https://tinyurl.com/3s294j79

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2021 08:29 PM (N/iqz)

249 Infidel, Thank You again for your generous offering.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:29 PM (eX6u1)

250 Cicero - gracias!

We'd typically not stop in OC going either way, but with LA kind of a no-go zone (we like to stop for ramen at a few places in Little Osaka, or good Thai or Mex at various places), who knows what a trip would look like. Some good ramen joints up in Costa Mesa, might have to call them and see what their mask policy is to get a lay of the land.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:30 PM (OTzUX)

251 246

LOL.

I play EVE Online, and there is a trading hub star system named Hek. A guy from Norway described it as "the Somalia of New Eden".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM (rWb+b)

252 If I may comment on the video from Ace's prior thread, the one with the woman and the asthmatic toddler getting kicked off the plane.

I hope the steward gets AIDS and dies horribly. And those cos? Oh, the stunningly brave Thin Blue Line! The Heroes Of 9/11! *tm* Fuck them, too. I'm not sure if they're just spineless pussies afraid to exercise common sense or if they're dickless bullies who'll go home after their shift, pat themselves on the back for saving a plane from a toddler and then masturbate with a pair of tweezers.

I'm gonna go take a shit. Back later.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM (7X0Rc)

253 236 AltonJackson!!! The Holiday Inn is changing staff faster than I can change my underwear. I have an alternative so that I can fetch you and Eris at the same time.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:19 PM (eX6u1)
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Fetch us?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

254 Fonzie could very well have been gay. Like the poster above said, he sure had a lot of women friends.

But did we ever see him FUCKING any of them?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM (dlC0g)

255 Not generous, just sharing fruits of the horde.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:33 PM (Kx3kq)

256 But did we ever see him FUCKING any of them?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM (dlC0g)

I was happy days. You could say the same of James T Kirk! Or Rock Hudson! ... Or Danny Kaye...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 08:33 PM (FwSdb)

257 Lots of bad shit going on but when I talk to so many of you that are coming to Texas to shoot , eat, drink and do life I am renewed.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:33 PM (eX6u1)

258 Just fixed my desoldering iron. It sucks!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 17, 2021 08:34 PM (SchxB)

259 Eritrea (Ethiopia's breakaway former territory) is fairly well split between Christians and Muslims. Not really a dividing line for much of consequence, as far as I know, or saw when I was there. Blasphemy, I know, but there it is.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

260 From Houseman: "16-2 after it was determined one vote was made in error. An 8-1 ratio sends Pfizer's pitch down in flames."
Posted by: andycanuck


Biden will authorize it anyways next week. This was just a vote by an advisory group.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 17, 2021 08:34 PM (tjZg/)

261
Fetch us?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM

I know, right?

sounds...ominous, yet intriguing

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:35 PM (DUIap)

262 Eris, I will be your chauffer from the motel to the ranch and back. Grab on tight as I blow by!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:36 PM (eX6u1)

263 Fetch us?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 17, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

Bring extra underwear, just in case.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 08:36 PM (P4LRL)

264 257 Lots of bad shit going on but when I talk to so many of you that are coming to Texas to shoot , eat, drink and do life I am renewed.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:33 PM (eX6u1)
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Truth! Meatspace gatherings revive the spirit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 17, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

265 Ben Had, I am working on it, very close to all systems go, need to work on Flight info.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2021 08:36 PM (a4EWo)

266 On Friday night in Massawa, an interesting little port on the Red Sea, people streamed out of the mosque next to the cafe where we were sitting and many took seats at tables and, like us, enjoyed a beer on a warm September night (warm but pleasant - compared to the 105, with 95% humidity, at around 2PM).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:37 PM (OTzUX)

267 259 Eritrea (Ethiopia's breakaway former territory) is fairly well split between Christians and Muslims. Not really a dividing line for much of consequence, as far as I know, or saw when I was there. Blasphemy, I know, but there it is.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

Culture is more than just religion. Just as nationality is.

They always said that America had no culture. My point would be we had one: Freedom and Self determination. We did not need anything else because without those things, all the culture in the world ain't worth shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 08:37 PM (FwSdb)

268 262 Eris, I will be your chauffer from the motel to the ranch and back. Grab on tight as I blow by!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:36 PM (eX6u1)
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I'm told I have a pleasing grip!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 17, 2021 08:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

269 48 Fake pizza

Posted by: Bruce at September 17, 2021 07:09 PM (vd8XM)

Couldn't be, it has an Italian name!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2021 07:12 PM (7bRMQ)

Fake Italians.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 08:37 PM (qyH+l)

270
Eris, I will be your chauffer from the motel to the ranch and back. Grab on tight as I blow by!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:36 PM

am I going to have to ride in the horse trailer again?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:38 PM (DUIap)

271 Fetch. Totally Texas thing. Ben Had is fixin'-to fetch y'all out to the ranch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 08:38 PM (jvt6t)

272 DDS, We so want this to happen.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:39 PM (eX6u1)

273 Decided it is. The new red dot optic. Sig romeo 5. W\aaa battery power. 50 k hours of battery all using a common battery. 2moa dot. Automatic off automatic on with motion. 100 bucks on sale. Seems like a good deal.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 17, 2021 08:39 PM (0OmEj)

274 GAINZZ delayed until Monday?

Now I am going to have to do some over the weekend

/jk

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2021 08:40 PM (Z32m1)

275
I'm told I have a pleasing grip!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 17, 2021 08:37 PM

bring the German Opera Gloves, just in case

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:41 PM (DUIap)

276 I have a weird question. I have a small white board on the fridge for grocery list, appts., etc. For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (Kx3kq)

277 Not really a dividing line for much of consequence, as far as I know, or saw when I was there. Blasphemy, I know, but there it is.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

Nigeria is much the same.

The problem comes when the Muslims seek to seize control, as they learned the hard way.

And if they get it, then they turn it into a vast expanse of hammered dirt where everyone bangs their cousins and turns into retards. Just the way she goes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (FvCkv)

278 AltonJackson, come on, man. It wasn't THAT bad.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (eX6u1)

279 Infidel. It's Veterans' Day. Does that help?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (OTzUX)

280
AltonJackson, come on, man. It wasn't THAT bad.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM

i was actually looking forward to it, actually

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:43 PM (DUIap)

281 For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (Kx3kq)

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The day the space aliens take over?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z)

282 So i go to the goodwill to save a little $ and keep things out of the landfill. They have closed their dressing rooms to keep "employees and customets safe". I was enraged and left.

I am so sick of all of this.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 08:43 PM (EiPf6)

283 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)

284 For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?
Posted by: Infidel


OpSec!

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM (N/iqz)

285 DUKE

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)

286 AltonJackson , I'd leave ya'll to hogmartin but he tends to get lost coming over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM (eX6u1)

287 The day the space aliens take over?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z)

If they are Friedman & Goldwater Aliens who revere George Washington as the greatest man in the history of the Universe, I am willing to listen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM (FwSdb)

288 >>> 276 I have a weird question. I have a small white board on the fridge for grocery list, appts., etc. For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (Kx3kq)

The 11th is Veterans' day. Any significant anniversaries for someone close to you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (ACi07)

289
For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?

Posted by: Infidel

to remember to start thawing the turkey?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (DUIap)

290 RUNNER IMPERIAL

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (V13WU)

291 >>282 So i go to the goodwill to save a little $ and keep things out of the landfill. They have closed their dressing rooms to keep "employees and customets safe". I was enraged and left. Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 08:43 PM (EiPf6)

You will change your morning coffee to decaffeinated. You will do this beginning tomorrow.

Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (xK9An)

292 Assuming you're not using rats.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 08:07 PM (BFigT)

What about nutria?

Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (qyH+l)

293 Naw, I always remember Veteran's Day. Maybe it was to change the flag. I did that today. Brand spanking new Betsy Ross flag. Need to make a run to the VFW to get rid of a few old worn ones for proper disposal.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:46 PM (Kx3kq)

294 What is the point of decaffienated coffee. Like a no nicotine cigarette.*

*I think they actually make those. Some sort of herbal wrap. The Cigarette smoking Man actor used them in X-Files, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (FwSdb)

295 Zod, i will not eat the bugs and live in the pod. Newp!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (EiPf6)

296 AltonJackson , I'd leave ya'll to hogmartin but he tends to get lost coming over here.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM (eX6u1)

Only if I'm distracted.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (P4LRL)

297
AltonJackson , I'd leave ya'll to hogmartin but he tends to get lost coming over here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:44 PM

last year, we left pieces of the rental car along the road to mark the way (almost true story)

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (DUIap)

298 11 Nov 21??

*we've got it now!!*

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (jvt6t)

299 Lol at Zod in the Pod. Kids game?

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (EiPf6)

300 66 If I'm to believe the internet, there aren't really any other types of Thais.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 07:16 PM (/ikTA)

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
She's He's a Lady!
Posted by: Tom Jones at September 17, 2021 07:17 PM (FwSdb)

FIFY

Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 08:48 PM (qyH+l)

301 OpSec!
Posted by: davidt

That could be it.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:48 PM (Kx3kq)

302 Do you know November 11th is called "Remembrance Day" in the British Commonwealth?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:48 PM (UHVv4)

303 298 11 Nov 21??

*we've got it now!!*
Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (jvt6t)

If we were really going for symbolism we would go for Nov 5th or maybe Dec 16th.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 08:48 PM (FwSdb)

304 >>299 Lol at Zod in the Pod. Kids game?
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (EiPf6)

Yes. Kid's game.

Kill yourself.

Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2021 08:49 PM (xK9An)

305 11/11/21 or 11/11/2021

I got nuthin'.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 08:49 PM (hvjsD)

306 Spoiler: Everyone on the team is getting laid in ep 4!
(Well almost everyone)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 17, 2021 08:49 PM (oEn12)

307 1/1/1/1/2/1

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 08:50 PM (V13WU)

308 AltonJackson , I thought that was the year before!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:50 PM (eX6u1)

309 Nigeria is much the same.

The problem comes when the Muslims seek to seize control, as they learned the hard way.

And if they get it, then they turn it into a vast expanse of hammered dirt where everyone bangs their cousins and turns into retards. Just the way she goes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (FvCkv)

The oil is in Biafra, which was the. Christian region.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 08:51 PM (qyH+l)

310 last year, we left pieces of the rental car along the road to mark the way (almost true story)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:47 PM (DUIap)

We tried really hard though.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 08:51 PM (P4LRL)

311 11/11/0011.

Early November, Christ was learning how to use the adze, chisel, and whatever they had that was kind of like sandpaper. And cussing under his breath because he'd much rather be drag-donkeying through the eye of a needle. With friends. Not-holy friends.

Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2021 08:51 PM (xK9An)

312 Kill yourself.
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2021 08:49 PM (xK9An)

Seems a bit harsh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2021 08:52 PM (FwSdb)

313 >>> Not generous, just sharing fruits of the horde.
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:33 PM (Kx3kq)


Fruits of the Horde (TM) underwear for men - Stylish for today's fashion-conscious moron while providing ample room for comfort.


And moronettes try our new Fruits of the Horde (TM) Evening Wear - Elegant satin caresses you in three sensual distinctive shades: chocolate, butterscotch, and tapioca.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 08:52 PM (9MfXT)

314 I have a weird question. I have a small white board on the fridge for grocery list, appts., etc. For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?

It's the expected delivery date of a toy you ordered off the back of a Cheerios box in 1973. Cost you 10 boxtops, too, so it better show up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 17, 2021 08:53 PM (SchxB)

315 313 >>> Not generous, just sharing fruits of the horde.
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:33 PM (Kx3kq)


Fruits of the Horde (TM) underwear for men - Stylish for today's fashion-conscious moron while providing ample room for comfort.


And moronettes try our new Fruits of the Horde (TM) Evening Wear - Elegant satin caresses you in three sensual distinctive shades: chocolate, butterscotch, and tapioca.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 08:52 PM (9MfXT)

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Are they ass-less?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 08:53 PM (CAJOC)

316 I have a weird question. I have a small white board on the fridge for grocery list, appts., etc. For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (Kx3kq)

That would have been my father's 89th birthday.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 08:53 PM (ssx3L)

317 "Adze. Do you like that word, Alma? Adddzzzze."

Posted by: ZOD ZONE at September 17, 2021 08:54 PM (xK9An)

318 292 Assuming you're not using rats.
YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2021 08:07 PM (BFigT)

What about nutria?

Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (qyH+l)


There is a person down here who makes jewelry from nutria teeth, earrings recklessness and the like. Really cool until you learn what they are made from. They have really impressive teeth.

Posted by: Javems at September 17, 2021 08:54 PM (AmoqO)

319 Thanks aetius, i thought so too.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 17, 2021 08:54 PM (EiPf6)

320 banana Dream, You related to Duncanthrax?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:54 PM (eX6u1)

321 I thought Jell-O was in Biafra??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:55 PM (UHVv4)

322 youz guys . . . lol

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:55 PM (Kx3kq)

323 That's my 39th birthday. Probably a reminder to send me something.

Could it be the date that something you put in the freezer "expires"?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 08:55 PM (8548M)

324 You will change your morning coffee to decaffeinated. You will do this beginning tomorrow.
Posted by: ZOD at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (xK9An)

You just like hearing people whine, "make the pain stop" don't you

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 08:55 PM (ssx3L)

325 317 "Adze. Do you like that word, Alma? Adddzzzze."
Posted by: ZOD ZONE at September 17, 2021 08:54 PM (xK9An)

--------------------------

The only reason I know that word is due to an episode of Home Improvement.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 08:56 PM (CAJOC)

326 Good evening all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 17, 2021 08:56 PM (IDhUW)

327 Or the date you need to do some rarely done task, like flush the water heater or defrost the fridge?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 08:56 PM (8548M)

328 Nutria teeth jewelry website > https://tinyurl.com/dpmbeyvh

Posted by: Javems at September 17, 2021 08:56 PM (AmoqO)

329 276 I have a weird question. I have a small white board on the fridge for grocery list, appts., etc. For some reason a few years ago I wrote at the top 11 Nov 21. Now I can't remember why. Any ideas?
Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:42 PM (Kx3kq)

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That's the date the whiteboard expires. Be sure to pick up a new one next time you are out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 08:58 PM (CAJOC)

330 What about nutria?
Posted by: Fox2 at September 17, 2021 08:45 PM (qyH+l)

My people call them Coypu

(not really, and we don't use all of them unless "chum" is a use)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 08:58 PM (ssx3L)

331 >>> banana Dream, You related to Duncanthrax?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 08:54 PM (eX6u1)


Probably not.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 08:58 PM (9MfXT)

332 Ben Had - are you recommending NOT staying at the Holiday Inn? My reservation is there.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

333 No anniversary, bday or anything. I date freezer stuff. Kidlet does Thanksgiving, it will probably come to me the day after.

Posted by: Infidel at September 17, 2021 08:59 PM (Kx3kq)

334 Everyone's on the front page smashing F5 over and over.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 17, 2021 08:59 PM (1M1SS)

335 >>You just like hearing people whine, "make the pain stop" don't you Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 08:55 PM (ssx3L)

(Waves a cut. Ensemble sips water, moistens reeds, fiddles with keys. Shuffling of score)

"Again, from seven," (nods dismissively) "for more 'whine.' And this time...(ensemble leans forward, nervous, attentive)...with more...pain."

"Begin."

Posted by: ZOD ZONE at September 17, 2021 08:59 PM (xK9An)

336 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)

337 November 11 is Armistice Day

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 09:00 PM (eX6u1)

338 Gref, no, not at all. We are just talking logistics here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 09:02 PM (eX6u1)

339 338 Gref, no, not at all. We are just talking logistics here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2021 09:02 PM (eX6u1)


Let me know if I can help with transportation. But I wiil be in the Friday rifle clinic

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 09:03 PM (AMIL/)

340 Waves a cut.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 09:12 PM (UHVv4)

341 Is nice.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 17, 2021 09:12 PM (vuisn)

342 On Friday night in Massawa, an interesting little port on the Red Sea, people streamed out of the mosque next to the cafe where we were sitting and many took seats at tables and, like us, enjoyed a beer on a warm September night (warm but pleasant - compared to the 105, with 95% humidity, at around 2PM). Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 17, 2021 08:37 PM (OTzUX)

Walking through neighborhoods in Senegal (and yes, it's perfectly safe to do that), I know I smelled bacon cooking. When prayers come on on the radio most people turn the radio down and keep doing whatever they were doing. But on Fridays they all dress up in their fancy clothes and go to mosque.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2021 09:12 PM (BMmaB)

343 Or the date you need to do some rarely done task, like flush the water heater or defrost the fridge? Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 08:56 PM (8548M)

Change the air filters. Replace the batteries in the smoke detectors.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2021 09:14 PM (BMmaB)

344 11 Nov 2021 would have been my father's 101st birthday, but since I doubt you'd have known him, probably no connection.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 17, 2021 09:17 PM (JJatH)

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