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In The Country Of The Blind, The ONT Is King
Hidely-ho Morons! Welcome to the Thursday ONT!
Letter From A Moron
As a doctor, here’s my message to anyone who thinks it’s OK to deny medical treatment to those unvaccinated against Covid That's by Moron, children's book author and doctor (listed in order of importance) R.M. Huffman. Boys, I think he's been compromised, it was published in RT! Comrade Huffman assures me that he is as much of a Yankee imperialist warmonger as always, and he says that his handler at RT assures him that it has received great acclaim from the exploited proletariat in Amerika, but I'm not so sure.
Seriously, it's a good article, you should read it.
Wiggly, Squiggly, Gold By The Basterfull!
Anti-Vaxxers are Hoping to Make A Killing Off Their Sperm
Does anyone remember a SNL skit from 1988 presidential campaign? Dana Carvey's George Bush is debating in catchphrases - “Not gonna do it. Thousand points of light” and Jon Lovitz's Dukakis' rebuttal is an amazed “I can't believe I'm losing to this guy”. I feel like the Dukakis character more and more these days. The way the progressive left and especially the media (birm) responds to the most blatant and obvious trolling attempts from the fevered autists at places like 4-chan. actually boggles my mind. No, there is not a black market for sperm from an unvaccinated man, and nobody outside of the bucktoothed swamps of southern Louisiana thinks that there is. No, women are not pissing their pants in support of I-forget-what-cause-now (that one may have come from the fevered autists of PornHub (but who am I to criticize? Let those of you with a free hand throw the first stone)). Both of these have been covered as actual “news” by real, live “journalists”. I swear to Og that all my life I always figured there would come a point at which common sense would break out, but every day my doubts increase.
Breaking Point US troops’ rage at their leaders will grow unless there’s deep reform Someone once said that the left runs around wearing the hollowed out skins of institutions that it has killed, demanding the respect that those institutions earned before their demise. Many thought the military immune to such a thing, I doubt many think that anymore.
Generally speaking, a nation where the civilian leadership fears its citizens and has lost the nation’s confidence, and where the senior military leadership has lost the confidence of those down the chain of command, is a nation in trouble. Elsewhere, such circumstances would supply the dry tinder for a military coup. Fortunately, the United States is a bit more resistant. With so much of our government, and even our domestic military force, divided up among the states, a coup is much harder to pull off. And with our institutions, weakened as they are, still comparatively strong, we aren’t likely to see a “Seven Days in May” scenario in the near future. But while unlikely, that scenario is now more likely than it used to be. And that’s because the people responsible for our great institutions, civilian and military, aren’t doing their jobs. In particular, they aren’t keeping faith with the people they are supposed to serve.So, question of the night: Many of you Morons proudly served in the armed forces of the United States. If your 18 year old child came to you and said that he or she was thinking of joining the military, would you encourage them, or discourage them? The Quigley Shoot The Matthew Quigley Buffalo Rifle Match, an annual event named after Tom Selleck's character in Quigley Down Under, which is a rather good 1990 western (hey, I said I didn't have much use for Hollywood movies. I never said I didn't enjoy a good one).
Every year on Father's Day weekend, hundreds of people gather in Montana for a weekend of shooting 1870s era rifles and reproductions at targets out to 1200 yards. Has anyone here ever gone? It looks like it would be a hell of a lot of fun. Anyone know where I can get an 1874 Sharps for a good price?
Related: This is neat.
Wheee! Clickbait! Service With A Snarl: The Worst Customers Ever The Worst Teachers In History I know, I know. As I said, clickbait. Still, assuming the site isn't unnavigable due to pop ups and ads, some of the stories are interesting.
My high school writing teacher circled the word “ebbed” and wrote in the margin “not a word!” in bright red ink. They were grading my creative writing assignment and when I showed her it was a word in a thesaurus she got defensive. She asked what brand the thesaurus was and never liked me after that. I still don’t understand why.Imagine being a writing teacher and not knowing the word “ebbed”. Why Try Harder? NJ native says Avis repoed vehicle without warning Wild story. He rented a car from Avis, and they sent out a tow truck to retrieve it while he was sleeping and wanted to blame him for not returning it. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by rolling a Nat 20 on your dex save throw:
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 10, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 08:48 PM (krUzW)
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (uwwPK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (krUzW)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 09, 2021 08:50 PM (pxVvf)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 08:51 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 09, 2021 08:52 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: redchief at September 09, 2021 08:52 PM (Kab4E)
Busy day. Worked on the garden for an hour and a half but it was too damn hot. Came in feeling unwell from it. Made a big pot of beef and vegetable soup, which turned out well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 08:54 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (r1z5A)
@GlennJacobsTN
Dear President Biden:
Nuts!
Glenn Jacobs, Mayor
Knox County, Tennessee
Posted by: Jim Ross at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (V3UcD)
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sandy at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 08:57 PM (VxC1e)
At the present time I would have to discourage them. Too much racial division being preached from the top down is going to lead to infighting in the ranks. Among people who have access to firearms and edged weapons, this is more than just not a good thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 09, 2021 08:59 PM (5HBd1)
https://mobile.twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/
status/1436134275359952903
@HarmlessYardDog Replying to
@HarmlessYardDog
North Dakota
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 08:59 PM (V3UcD)
Posted by: Australian Einsatzgruppe Hunde at September 09, 2021 08:59 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Yeah, but I think they call them subway sandwiches.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2021 08:59 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at September 09, 2021 08:59 PM (VxC1e)
Diggin' the critters in the last thread...
Hey, WD!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (QkfwU)
Howdy COMM! Thanks for the suggestion on The Winery Dogs. Some good ole' rock and roll -- very nice!!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 09:00 PM (mZUr4)
That's all I got right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:00 PM (ghoDT)
@GlennJacobsTN
Dear President Biden:
Nuts!
Glenn Jacobs, Mayor
Knox County, Tennessee
Posted by: Jim Ross at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (V3UcD)
Awesome
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 09:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (arJlL)
I would - will - tell them not just no, but fuck no. You can learn anything you'd learn there elsewhere. I don't forsee any circumstance where that position would change in the future. We need a clean slate.
A lot of pissed off GWOT vets are now making a hobby of weekly hypothetical small unit problems.
Posted by: somedood at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (7QclL)
Posted by: Jmel at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:02 PM (EZebt)
so unvaxed mens juices are worthless?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:02 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 09, 2021 09:02 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 09:02 PM (R9CQE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)
I've been retired for 10 years and I still look for where I would put the machine guns.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (BMmaB)
Kinda rethinking the marriage coming up soon. ngl.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (V3UcD)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 09, 2021 09:02 PM (LaNzR)
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Just shut up, smart guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: somedood at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (7QclL)
In better days, I know, just positively know, that a tour in the service would make a tremendous positive difference in my grandson's future. That was then, now if necessary, I'll bribe him to stay out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (hOUT3)
All the tsunami shows I've had the misfortune of seeing pronounce it "foo-ket", but you're probably right as the pronunciation you're thinking of wouldn't make air.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (R9CQE)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
First pressing are ok, further pressings deteriorate rapidly.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:04 PM (r1z5A)
@GlennJacobsTN
Dear President Biden:
Nuts!
Glenn Jacobs, Mayor
Knox County, Tennessee
Posted by: Jim Ross at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (V3UcD)
I work and do a lot of my shopping in his county. Good that I'll have some backup if I find myself at loggerheads with my corporate frenz over this stuff.
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 09:04 PM (UewuT)
The other way around, but only if they drink bourbon and rain water.
Posted by: "Jack" Ripper at September 09, 2021 09:04 PM (BMmaB)
@GlennJacobsTN
Dear President Biden:
Nuts!
Glenn Jacobs, Mayor
Knox County, Tennessee
Posted by: Jim Ross at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (V3UcD)
INSURRECTIONIST!! REEEEEEEEE!!!1!
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at September 09, 2021 09:04 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:05 PM (VxC1e)
Good luck to Little!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 09:05 PM (QkfwU)
Look at WD, dropping all sorts of Quigley refs. He must be a native born Texican!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2021 09:06 PM (z4k8L)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:06 PM (T/KLE)
Suddenly, an internal alarm goes off (late):
⏰ Oh En Teatime!
Not fersts fer shirley.
Posted by: mindful the once and future webworker at September 09, 2021 09:06 PM (L73FT)
Posted by: Minuteman
No, no, no! Your getting vaxed to protect the vaccinated. Did you not listen.
Posted by: joey b. senile with delusions of grandur. at September 09, 2021 09:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)
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I have an 18 year old finishing his first year in the Corps. He always wanted to be a Marine. Would I have steered him away from that knowing what I know now? No.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2021 09:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Honestly, the only thing I remember about that movie was Selleck riding a horse downhill, which looked awfully hard to do.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:07 PM (BMmaB)
1970s Carter era vet. Bad then, much worse now. Would not advise any bright, patriotic young man or woman to join now....and that breaks my heart....
Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (/MOUB)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:06 PM (T/KLE)
I gave them some grapes from the bottom of the bag that were getting squishy. Their attitude towards them went through terrified, suspicious, curious, jealous, and fiercely defensive in about three seconds.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (K5n5d)
Typically, in the military anyway, you shot by wrapping the sling around your forward aiming arm to steady yourself, and then were required to lay out in the prone position or was given the option of the one knee kneel - I took the one knee kneel because the prone position negated flex or movement to adjust to a minimum...and that is how we shot in the field at home. I'd love to do this competition though! When you get over 1000 yards its getting pretty fucking hard, given the number of adjustment shots you are allowed.
Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)
*tee hee*
Posted by: Massive Fcking Election Fraud at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Nice! I'm not holding my breath for Ohio to join in.
DeWhiner
*spit*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (mD/uy)
Is someone saying Kane came way over here from CFS?
Awesome! Those folks are almost, but not quite, as fine as AoSHQ. Just not quite....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (QkfwU)
Yes, he actually said that the unvaccinated are a threat to the vaccinated. Not to other unvaccinated people. If that's true, then what the hell is the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:09 PM (BMmaB)
Side story, Thailand allows tourists, but only after two weeks in a hotel in Phuket, they call it a sandbox, protective place to quarantine tourists in luxury. 100% what Lohan was doing. Chances of her being bitten by a snake near her hotel? Less than Biden winning without incredible fraud.
Posted by: MikeM at September 09, 2021 09:09 PM (6WyvU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:09 PM (bTQ72)
Here is my rebuttal to biden-the-invalid:
All the Americans who wanted to
Okay, asshoe? Okay.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 09, 2021 09:09 PM (/UFpF)
Posted by: Megthered at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (mky2S)
I've been retired for 10 years and I still look for where I would put the machine guns.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:03 PM (BMmaB)
Unless you want to know how many turns a boat is making on how many screws with how many blades just from the sound, my skillset turns out not to be very useful in this situation.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (ghoDT)
Maybe it was her agent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (T/KLE)
Posted by: MammaB at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (U0hie)
That's all I got right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:00 PM (ghoDT)
Did it taste like BBQ? I kinda remember pizza in TX had that flavor.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 09, 2021 09:11 PM (uuklp)
'I guess it depends on whether you're an Indian or not.'
'We got rid of all our misfits, Major. *spit* We sent em back to England.'
'I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.'
'This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickock.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)
@GlennJacobsTN
Dear President Biden:
Nuts!
Glenn Jacobs, Mayor
Knox County, Tennessee
Posted by: Jim Ross at September 09, 2021 08:56 PM (V3UcD)
This is real?
Posted by: Flyover at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:06 PM (T/KLE)
I gave them some grapes from the bottom of the bag that were getting squishy. Their attitude towards them went through terrified, suspicious, curious, jealous, and fiercely defensive in about three seconds.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (ghoDT)
Ha!
1) Step back from scary new Thing 2) Stretch out neck to peer at Thing suspiciously 3) Peck 4) Peck again, harder 5) Pick up Thing and run with it, peeping so everyone else knows you have a Thing and chases you 6) If you didn't pick it up, chase and try to steal Thing
Posted by: Massive Fcking Election Fraud at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (T/KLE)
Just didn't want to eat the squishy grapes, but also didn't want to waste them.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Megthered at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (mky2S)
No. They revel in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (z4k8L)
Sometimes you bite snek, other times snek bites you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Megthered
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Well, they did put the fence back up around the capital and call up some national guard... I think they have an inkling...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (UUBmN)
Service With A Snarl: The Worst Customers Ever
_________
I was at Home Depot last week and needed to ask someone for assistance. The first person I found was talking to another customer. The clerk asked me what I needed. I replied, "I'll wait until you're finished with this gentleman."
Afterwards she said she was amazed by my polite manners, "We don't see many people like you." So I can imagine how they get treated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 09:13 PM (XwtGe)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:11 PM (V13WU)
The pizza didn't, but something on the bruschetta did. It looked like tapenade but tasted like brisket burnt ends.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:13 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (63Dwl)
*****************
*types something about Missoula*
*deletes something about Missoula*
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 09, 2021 09:13 PM (xxG/v)
Shirley, you jest.
Those reproduction Sharps 1874 by Uberti are backordered forever. $2,500 if you can find one. Checkout Buds Gun Shop dot com. All backordered.
A friend owns a house in Montana. He and his daughter compete at the Quigley. They love it.
Posted by: Dan at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (+NG5U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (/U27+)
My grandfather always said you can judge a man by how he treats those who are below him. And those above.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (z4k8L)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 09, 2021 09:08 PM (uhPTO)
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A dilettante with too much money for his own good running yet another go-nowhere vanity campaign
John Cox STFU STFD
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:07 PM (BMmaB)
There's a thing they do in Omak WA called the Suicide Race: "Except for safety measures that have been added, the race is run today as it was in 1935 "no holds barred" on a course that starts 50 feet from a sandy bluff across the Okanogan River from the Stampede arena. Horses and riders race 225 feet down the bluff to the river, swim or wade across and dash 500 yards to the finish line in the center of the Stampede arena."
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (ACi07)
Oh! Heya. Yeah, you can pretty much imagine the scene.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (ghoDT)
Knox County, Tennessee
Posted by: Jim Ross
*scrbbles Knox County on list of possibles*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:13 PM (ghoDT)
I knew it ! they always try to stick that BBQ somewhere.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: micky at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (T/KLE)
Posted by: hogmartin
Threw a past its good date watermelon to the chickens...I swear they all got drunk.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (r1z5A)
Those reproduction Sharps 1874 by Uberti are backordered forever. $2,500 if you can find one. Checkout Buds Gun Shop dot com. All backordered.
A friend owns a house in Montana. He and his daughter compete at the Quigley. They love it.
Posted by: Dan at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (+NG5U)
I saw a review by a guy who did not get off so lightly on youtube. Hour long video. Mostly about his love of the movie and the idea of the rifle. Also the look of his gear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (z4k8L)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 08:58 PM (63Dwl)
*****************
*types something about Missoula*
*deletes something about Missoula*
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie
Dental floss tycoons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 09, 2021 09:16 PM (aA3+G)
Platinum Fighter Sales has listed one of the last produced B-17E Flying Fortresses. The plane is in a very advanced stage of restoration but still has a way to go.
Asking price - $9,000,000.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:16 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2021 09:16 PM (qAR6u)
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heartening, but is it pre- or post today's Bidet's vomit ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: LRob in TN at September 09, 2021 09:17 PM (jboH3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2021 09:17 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Jordan61
One of the things they cleaned up is not allowing drunk riders to compete. (not a joke)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)
That's all I got right now.
Posted by: hogmartin
Wouldn't have happened to be "Blaze", would it?
Just curious.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:18 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:16 PM (Pj1B0)
I would, but right now I am in the market for a secluded Caribbean island. I am forming an independent republic.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Flyover at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (Rbu5d)/i]
I just checked his Twitter feed (which is linked from the mayor's office website). He definitely did say it, and then followed up with additional broadsides. The governor is on the same page.
IIRC Jacobs is an army brat so he's probably got a good grasp of that sort of history.
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:15 PM (T/KLE)
I will let them know. I don't think they read the HQ (though my uncle does), but I think they would if they knew about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (ghoDT)
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Damn Karens take the fun out of everything...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:18 PM (V13WU)
How does one go about applying for citizenship on Runner Island?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (hP4QN)
Asking price - $9,000,000.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Put me down for the bombsight. It's no longer classified top secret, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)
I'm working as a contractor, and, my employer, due to CA regulation, has me watching a CA approved sexual harassment video.
The amount of shear crazy and looniness contained in the video is mind boggling.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
Just curious.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:18 PM (mD/uy)
The restaurant? Nope, started with a 'Z'.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:21 PM (UUBmN)
Do I have a book for you! A pictorial essay of the State of Washington and his dog.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 09:21 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (hP4QN)
Excellent question. As of today (but this may change tomorrow), you need to bring 1 working cannon, supply of cannot balls, and 1 valuable skill.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 09:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at September 09, 2021 09:23 PM (4jr+P)
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Those training videos are always way over the top...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:23 PM (T/KLE)
The amount of shear crazy and looniness contained in the video is mind boggling.
Posted by: blake
Should have told the powers that be that you don't need it. You already know how to sexually harass thank you very much!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (mD/uy)
Darn it! That's 1 more valuable skill than I have.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:23 PM (K5n5d)
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It's a CA approved video, so, you can imagine just how bad it is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (UX87A)
Posted by: runner"
Are people still buying old oil drilling platforms at sea and declaring them independent countries?
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:21 PM (UUBmN)
"Star off David? Nah, it's a spike protein!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:14 PM (hP4QN)
Saw that back in 1969. Unbelievable!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 09:22 PM (63Dwl)
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Bruce also believe he's a woman.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:21 PM (UUBmN)
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I think THEY should start wearing stars on their bellies, like the star-bellied sneetches. They were the "special" sneetches who enjoyed all of the privileges. Until a certain flim-flam man came along and conned everyone (starred and un-starred) out of their money...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:19 PM (hP4QN)
Excellent question. As of today (but this may change tomorrow), you need to bring 1 working cannon, supply of cannot balls, and 1 valuable skill.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Aw, what if I don't have a cannon? What about this?
https://is.gd/x172X2
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (ACi07)
-Bill Lee, Governor of Tennessee
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic
Lohan is probably trying them all. I read the article, the bite also does not look like a bite. It looks like a rash.
Posted by: MikeM at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (6WyvU)
Posted by: MammaB at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (U0hie)
Citron is that weird British car what looks like a pinched-off turd, yes?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)
I'm working as a contractor, and, my employer, due to CA regulation, has me watching a CA approved sexual harassment video.
The amount of shear crazy and looniness contained in the video is mind boggling.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
I had to watch that. Not even in CA. I think it has become mandatory for any company that even sticks a toe into CA. A freakshow.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (FJ81s)
The amount of shear crazy and looniness contained in the video is mind boggling.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
Don't do it like this, do it like *this*.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (/qRVK)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)
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I have to watch it every two years.
Is it any wonder why the office shtupping of Gavin Newsom, Willie Brown, Bill Clinton etc etc is so f*cking enraging?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (EZebt)
His campaign already ran out of money once. So how's he supposed to get the voters when he can't get the donors?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (2SdPm)
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The one I suffered through recently in MO was definitely the product of a graduate student in a "studies" program. That was bad enough. A similar project from CA must be off-the-charts bad...And not in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2021 09:24 PM (N/iqz)
Interesting concept. But abandoned platforms lack volcanic island flora and fauna.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)
Another grimly amusing thing is when Her Majesty and I have dinner our and ask to speak afterwards. When we tell them we had a nice meal and great service, you see them almost collapse with relief.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Diogenes
Heh, did you see my buddy get arrested?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: MikeM at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (6WyvU)
You can bet your bippy it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2021 09:28 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
I am good at serving bacon!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:28 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:28 PM (T/KLE)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:28 PM (UUBmN)
https://is.gd/x172X2
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (ACi07)
accepted
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (RrtlF)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
I've seen your food thread posts missy, not to mention your baking; you can do a lot more than that!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
*Gets on one knee*
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (3l7pb)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:22 PM (V13WU)
I can separate two eggs. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Posted by: Curly at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)
French, but otherwise yes
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (6FeV1)
-Bill Lee, Governor of Tennessee
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (UewuT)
This!!!
It's more than that. It's about Liberty!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 09:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:28 PM (hP4QN)
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What a coincidence! I'm great at eating bacon!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:30 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2021 09:30 PM (T/KLE)
Remember that mantra?
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (UUBmN)
Eggs?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (axyOa)
Antartica vs. Antarctica
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (S7E0s)
Or whatever the Latin for "Fuck Biden" is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)
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A long discussion on gender identity was included. Balloons were also involved. It was visually nauseating. Fortunately, I have the sound off.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (2SdPm)
My valuable skill is I can make sammiches
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
_________
A servant with this clause
Makes drudgery divine:
Who sweeps a room as for Thy laws,
Makes that and th' action fine.
- George Herbert
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (/U27+)
https://tinyurl.com/ts7up4zy
Posted by: Beartooth at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (UAr4S)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (KxhEZ)
Posted by: Playtex 18 Hour Bra at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
-Bill Lee, Governor of Tennessee
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 09:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: klaftern at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Megthered at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (mky2S)
No. They revel in it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I think they are counting on it. The End in Mind is really authoritarian control over the country. They want SOMEBODY to pick a fight with the FedGov, that justifies cracking down on everyone.
And remember, Joe Biden is a meat puppet. He is not calling the shots.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (tjZg/)
Remember that mantra?
Posted by: lin-duh
kamalalala was beating that drum this very day!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (r1z5A)
It would have set him up vs the Democrats: "We want to let you decide. Democrats want to force you to take the vaccine."
I don't know why he didn't go that way.
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 09, 2021 09:32 PM (CVpUt)
Posted by: Dan at September 09, 2021 09:33 PM (+NG5U)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (SchxB)
He's probably being funded now by the left's oligarchs to upset the race. They've certainly done that before.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 09:33 PM (FJ81s)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 09, 2021 09:33 PM (c/Cmx)
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 09:33 PM (3l7pb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (Pj1B0)
Speaking of Tennessee...
remember that Republican cuck "Dr" Bill Frist?
He disappeared from politics and hasn't made any gesture towards saving the Republic in many, many years, probably too busy lobbying for filthy lucre.
Well, Frist opened his yap last week. Yeah, he had to bad mouth the Republican governor over the china virus.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (/UFpF)
Posted by: blake
Alternative action: Sign in, walk in, almost sit down, stand up, announce to those around you that you are transitioning to the 'opposite' sex and must to go 'opposite' sex restroom.
Decamp to Stall #2 and stay forever.
OCCUPIED!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:31 PM (2SdPm)
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Maybe the Horde should do a Rifftrax of this video and post it on YouTube for laughs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)
Does he even have to go to court or anything? I read they let him go with a citation. He lives in my neighborhood, btw.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2021 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
As the mother of an amazing young lady, I think your talents are much broader than that!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (U2p+3)
I've already started the Star of David on a mask.
It was not well received in the city building this morning as I was there on business.
There was a Karen there who really wanted to spout off.
I think she may be glad she thought better of that.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 09, 2021 09:35 PM (FtJ1S)
Once on the way back to Fort Bragg from Europe, I had a C-141B full of paratroopers. The Air Force crew made up some excuse that they couldn't get any farther than Bermuda and we had to overnight there. The Navy base was nice and fed us and found bunks for us, so it wasn't that bad (the Air Force crew went straight to the casino/beach hotel). It occurred to me and the first sergeant that as well armed as our company was, I could be Presidente of Bermuda. We decided to pass on the opportunity, but who knows what could have been.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:35 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: IC at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Citroen. French, iirc.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:34 PM (K5n5d)
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Yeah, that's the ticket, I'll post a link!...yeah, no, the Horde seems to at least tolerate me, so, I'll not push things.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Idonttweet at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (hrdI6)
What are cannot balls? I got can-do balls. Other than that, I've got a 30-30, a six and a half of beer, and can burp Yankee Doodle Dandy. Guess I'll check back tomorrow.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (hrfa7)
I doubt such a narrator would be picked again for similar videos today.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:37 PM (Pj1B0)
"Today Hanover is a Vice-President City of Mayors for Peace, an international mayoral organisation mobilising cities and citizens worldwide to abolish and eliminate nuclear weapons by the year 2020."
How did that work out for you? and did you get your unicorn-fart generators on line too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:37 PM (ACi07)
I doubt that he has to work. He is (or was) a major shareholder in Hospital Corporation of America.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (BMmaB)
Bad teacher story: seems like most of them were douchey students pissed off because teacher did not embrace their douchiness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (u9j61)
Posted by: Jordan61
You'll be ok, I don't think he's publicly urinated since that incident.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Pj1B0)
I doubt such a narrator would be picked again for similar videos today.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (hQVBP)
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Now THAT'S how you troll a sexual harassment training video!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (K5n5d)
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"Egrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exception.."
-Drunk Sinatra waving a martini glass
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien
Those the ones with the built-in cockholster, right?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2021 09:39 PM (hrfa7)
I doubt that he has to work. He is (or was) a major shareholder in Hospital Corporation of America.
Posted by: Caesar North
And no doubt a large shareholder of Pfizer...
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 09, 2021 09:39 PM (/UFpF)
not only would i not encourage anyone to join the Sad Sack "military" of today, but i often wonder why i bothered doing mine... it's beyond depressing to contemplate the current state of our poor country, and how far we have fallen, so quickly.
WASTF.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 09:39 PM (/KZ8/)
Outside the Army (who the hell knows what they injected?) I have had very few shots. No flu vaccinations. Not gonna do this weird shot they are foisting on us now.
Wife got the J&J shot. Aside from her arm aching like it had gotten hit by a baseball bat, she is okay.
But, folks. I have found my hill.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Bad teacher story: seems like most of them were douchey students pissed off because teacher did not embrace their douchiness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (u9j61)
Most of it is fake.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (MgqNw)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (uIvv8)
I'd like to send you my application. I absolutely have skills - gardening especially. As well as being conservative, of course...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (QkfwU)
Haiti might be #113.
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Bermuda is conspicuously located in the Bermuda triangle...things disappear there you know. Planes, people, ships...
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (5We2S)
Incidentally, a "trial balloon" went up last week about a "report" saying biden is "open" to the US joining a UN gun registry.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (/UFpF)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (HOSkN)
Bermuda might be #1.
Haiti might be #113.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:37 PM (Pj1B0)
Not sure Bermuda could be considered tropical with how far north it is.
Posted by: redchief at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 09, 2021 09:42 PM (VxC1e)
I'm gonna huff,
and I'm gonna puff,
and, ... and I'm, well, you know, the thing ...
Posted by: Robinette, The Soy Wonder at September 09, 2021 09:42 PM (kyKhl)
Posted by: Idonttweet
I would have given my life to defend my country had my country called.
Now? I will give my life defending my family from this country.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 09:42 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)
Yes, but if we disappear from the rest of the world, the rest of the world disappears from us!
To Bermuda!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:42 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
I'll even update my wilderness first aid certification.
And take a medicinal botany class.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2021 09:43 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (xxG/v)
second that!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 09:44 PM (u9j61)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:44 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
Matching circular saws.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2021 09:44 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
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$20, same as in town.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:45 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:45 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 09, 2021 09:45 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 09, 2021 09:45 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 09, 2021 09:45 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 09:41 PM (BMmaB)
she did it her way !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (2NHgQ)
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A prayer for complete and immediate healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
Ex: Licking AND sucking.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (RoEX9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (EZebt)
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Yep.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (2SdPm)
I'll even update my wilderness first aid certification.
And take a medicinal botany class.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I can do a tracheotomy with a steak knife!
Posted by: Officer Tackleberry at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (OCTRt)
A law firm partner once got mad at me for using a word he didn't know. Strange.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Robinette, The Soy Wonder at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (kyKhl)
my company is way bigger that 100 peeps, but I work from home and have never worked a day in the office
how are they going to force or prove I got vax'd?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Cloud William at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 09:48 PM (5We2S)
Nothing left to lose.
Posted by: J. Joplin at September 09, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)
my company is way bigger that 100 peeps, but I work from home and have never worked a day in the office
how are they going to force or prove I got vax'd?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (bTQ72)
Well you better not fake a CDC card buster!
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at September 09, 2021 09:49 PM (ACi07)
We attack at dawn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (VxC1e)
what time is dawn ??
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (r+sAi)
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Reminds me of a great joke from Scrubs: "Either this man shoved a light bulb up his ass or his colon had a great idea." (Dr. Cox)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Gilligan at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (HOSkN)
Stepson and daughter-in-law were so proud of theirs. Had to text everyone a picture of them holding theirs. Gag
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
You're new at this ain't cha? We don't have to prove shit. It's all on YOU!
Posted by: The Government at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 09:48 PM (5We2S)
I had a friend who had spent some time working as an EMT in the NYC suburbs. It was from him that I first heard of the bins that some ERs kept with, um, "extracted" objects.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:51 PM (ACi07)
I already told you, you ain't getting your torch back.
Posted by: Deluxe Prison Wallet by Michael Kors at September 09, 2021 09:51 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (hQVBP)
Wearing a white lab coat?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:51 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: The Professor at September 09, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: n
did you share that sentimnt with the ss?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 09:52 PM (K3ZCc)
The Democrats are now openly embracing the European model that says that your rights and freedoms are given to you by the government, which makes it clear it can take them away any time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 09:52 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Lovey Howell at September 09, 2021 09:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 09:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 09:51 PM (ACi07)
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Also referenced on Scrubs as the "ass box." (Turk thought it was a lost and found box)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:53 PM (K5n5d)
how are they going to force or prove I got vax'd?
Posted by: will choose a nic later
We're WFH until Nov 1st. Then they'll re-evaluate.
They have 15 minute home nasal swab tests for those of us not vaxxed.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 09:53 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2021 09:53 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2021 09:53 PM (r+sAi)
how are they going to force or prove I got vax'd?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (bTQ72)
you will need to provide your vaccination record, to hr or whoever the fuck will be handling it. list of unvaxxd be sent to management for further action. that is what they are doing now where it is already implemented
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 09:54 PM (V13WU)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0FmPg4lrBKc
Posted by: InCali at September 09, 2021 09:54 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: Insomniac
Huh. Most people know the word "douchenozzle".
Posted by: pep at September 09, 2021 09:54 PM (ZsR3z)
Sorry for your recent loss of a loved dog. I missed the pet thread.
You all have had a great run of wins recently, congrats.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 09:55 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 09:47 PM (bTQ72)
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Shut up, wrecker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:55 PM (VxC1e)
Say...I can do stitches,
And nurse, I have some botanical skills, at least in the mountains.
Maybe. Possibilities for Moron Island....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 09:55 PM (QkfwU)
did he ever officially order the military vzx?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 09:56 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 09:56 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Pj1B0)
Citroen 2CV was their "everyman car", cheap but rugged. They also made expensive luxury cars in the BMW-Audi-Mercedes class. Still do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 09:56 PM (u9j61)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
One of the ER Departments I was familiar with:
"The Trophy Board"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 09, 2021 09:36 PM (hQVBP)
Do you know what a turnaround is? Many people don't. A video explains this important aspect of the oil refinery business:
https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 09:57 PM (pxX6h)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 09:57 PM (/KZ8/)
The government is giving cover for your company to do what it has always wanted to do, which is treat you like a serf and impose its will on you under the guise it is complying with the government.
If your company gave a f*ck about you, they'd say "I'm not doing that to my employees, they have rights".
But your company doesn't care about you. It f*cking hates you and thinks it owns you:
And yet you will do as it says because your greatest fear is not being owned by your company. This is because you are weak and cowardly and demand comfort and security above freedom.
And so you get what you deserve.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 09:58 PM (5We2S)
Severely underwhelmed and very disappointed in it. Alan Rickman was good. Tom Selleck was more paralyzed-faced than Kevin Costner, a thing I never thought I'd see. And I just wanted to shoot the female lead. Ugh.
Of course I think the new Matrix Resurrections trailer looks fantastic, so what the fuck do I know?
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 09:58 PM (UXEgP)
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Why would a man do that?
Posted by: I mean at September 09, 2021 09:58 PM (W5M2P)
"The Trophy Board"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
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"Million to one shot, doc!" -- Frank Costanza
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:59 PM (K5n5d)
https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo
Posted by: b
what is a reach around for shy guys in an oil platform ?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 09:59 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 09:59 PM (jYRWy)
Here's to hoping the reaction to this idiocy is an uproar, and that the idiot governor fumbles his response. Timing is perfect.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 10:00 PM (OTzUX)
Do you know what a turnaround is? Many people don't. A video explains this important aspect of the oil refinery business:
https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 09:57 PM (pxX6h)
___________
After watching that video, you still won't know what a turnaround is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2021 10:00 PM (/U27+)
"The Trophy Board"
Posted by: Tonypete
Didn't some MN, Wis. Doc have like thousands of lures he had removed from various limbs and appendages?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
I work from home, too. I'll make them fire me before I resign, then file suit against the company and the government.
Posted by: Idonttweet at September 09, 2021 10:00 PM (hrdI6)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 09, 2021 10:01 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: Donny Lemon at September 09, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
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They need to make a lot more training videos like this. Like, a LOT more.
Honestly watching enough videos like that and I could compete on Jeopardy.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 09, 2021 10:01 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 10:01 PM (OTzUX)
https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo
Posted by: banana Dream
Never thought much about oil refining, but it's aroused my interest.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 09, 2021 10:02 PM (hrfa7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 09:58 PM (5We2S)
Its funny you say this. We're supposed to have a staff meeting the first Friday of every month, but last week's meeting got conveniently moved to this week.
Posted by: espinostifer at September 09, 2021 10:02 PM (Uzh5E)
I am trying to denote that the text in a flyer is Matthew 6:3 to 6:4
do I do it Matthew 6:3 - 4
and do I head each sentence with the number, or just do both on the fly without denoting the sentence number?
IE
3 But when you do a charitable deed, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
4 that your charitable deed may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will Himself reward you openly.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 10:02 PM (HG00O)
I picked her up from school yesterday and drove her home.
Her mother has determined she, and her sister, cannot spend the weekend with us, as per usual, SO THAT SHE DOESN'T INFECT US!!
I repeat, I picked her up from school yesterday and drove her home.
The imbecile, it is strong.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:02 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 10:03 PM (KxhEZ)
Posted by: MikeM at September 09, 2021 10:04 PM (6WyvU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2021 09:41
Prayers up for Ricky.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 10:04 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 10:04 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:59 PM (VxC1e)
I , Humble and Benevolent Owner and Administrator of the Independent Republican Island of Me, would like to establish friendly trade relations. I will send honorable ambassadrex Jordan61 to confer with your representatives.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (UAr4S)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: Jmel at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (bVhJi)
I'd pass this exemption on to another 'ron or 'ronette if I could.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: MikeM at September 09, 2021 10:04 PM (6WyvU)
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Mess?
The London Fire was more than "a mess"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2021 09:50 PM (HOSkN)
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forwarded to the prayer thread list keeper as well...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (/KZ8/)
Posted by: banana Dream
Not quite what is 'drilling for mud' Alex?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)
(govs or AGs saying GFY).
The pressure is on for states like NC, Kentucky, Kansas, NM, Ohio, Penn, NH, Virginia (south of Arlington), Mich, WI, Minn, Colorado,
I have zero hope for the Left coast or the NE. Y'all nibbas in those states will have to fight like hell.
Replying to
@HarmlessYardDog
West (BEST) Virginia joins the rebellion
3rd time's the charm
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (BRYPU)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:06 PM (V13WU)
Idaho mayor blames 'staff error' for left-leaning Boise Democrat's name appearing on national resolution that backs teaching Critical Race Theory in K-12 education
Boise Mayor Lauren McLean claimed her name appeared on a national resolution that supported teaching Critical Race Theory in schools because of a 'staff error.'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 10:06 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 10:06 PM (pxX6h)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 09, 2021 10:07 PM (B/Xmz)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:05 PM (V13WU)
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Does she bring tribute?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: MikeM
Mess?
The London Fire was more than "a mess"
Posted by: Cicero
What a cluster Fauci et al have made of things.
Posted by: MikeM
I stand corrected
Posted by: MikeM at September 09, 2021 10:08 PM (6WyvU)
Posted by: pookysgirl, looking up and blinking at September 09, 2021 10:08 PM (XKZwp)
Green Grass and High Tides forever ....
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 10:08 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 09, 2021 10:07 PM (B/Xmz)
One of the greatest songs ever
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 10:09 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:09 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: I mean at September 09, 2021 09:58 PM (W5M2P)
Some men think their G-spot is up their asses
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 10:11 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2021 09:53 PM (K5n5d)
Heh, the string of patients coming in:
"I fell on it"
"I fell on it"
"I fell on it"
"I was bored"
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:11 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Well, it is up to her. We just need to unite you know. United States of ...Caribbean.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner
Seriously, if this is not the hill to die on, what possibly could be?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Nope at September 09, 2021 10:12 PM (7NmRg)
...
Why would a man do that?
To lighten their load.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 10:12 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: runner
C'mon, man. You act as if sending a fundraising letter is not work!
Posted by: The GOPe-a-dopes, led by a scrote-necked turtle at September 09, 2021 10:13 PM (hrfa7)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)
I know. I know...
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:13 PM (V13WU)
Great promise here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:14 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: runner
In red areas people are ready to walk away from their jobs and strike. Seriously, College Football is a great indicator of what's going on.
Even old Brainwashed Boomers are realizing the score after today.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:15 PM (BRYPU)
Asking price - $9,000,000.
One of Paul Allen's projects, I believe. They don't seem to be moving..The ad in Air Classics remains the same. Wonder what is happening with the Stuka that was almost finished?
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 09, 2021 10:16 PM (3/XaG)
Even old Brainwashed Boomers are realizing the score after today.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:15 PM (BRYPU)
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I hope you're right.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
I bring...BACON. And Valu-Rite.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hP4QN)
Reggie was busy that night
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 09, 2021 10:17 PM (DpkTQ)
Oh, she hated me.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2021 10:17 PM (8548M)
Then what?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (ghoDT)
Great promise here....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
PNW. Great Nation of Pend Oreill Lake and surrounding environs.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (r1z5A)
1. ventilation
2. progress on treatments
?
Have they been following the science?
Posted by: KT at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (0ghg2)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (BMmaB)
I typed up a response, but it seems Minx 0.7 alpha does not support Zodiac killer symbols.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (QU5/8)
Even old Brainwashed Boomers are realizing the score after today.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:15 PM (BRYPU)
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I hope you're right.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Dixie and extended Dixie has been part of the out group since 1860. The rest of flyover country has since the 60's if not earlier.
We are used to this. lol
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:19 PM (BRYPU)
To lighten their load.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 10:12 PM (5We2S)
Seven women on his mind?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hP4QN)
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Hickory or Applewood smoked...bacon?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (2SdPm)
I'll even update my wilderness first aid certification.
And take a medicinal botany class.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I can do a tracheotomy with a steak knife!
Posted by: Officer Tackleberry at September 09, 2021 09:46 PM (OCTRt)
Hatchet. You're supposed to use a hatchet.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hP4QN)
Was it you or someone else that got to be the Bacon Wench at a MoMe? Either way, I'm jealous!
Posted by: pookysgirl's cat is currently rubbing against your words at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 10:12 PM (5We2S)
Four out four eagles prescribe runnin' down the road for all your loosen your load ailments.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 10:21 PM (pxX6h)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:21 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (8548M)
WTF ??
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:21 PM (V13WU)
Roy Moore is tweeting about the documents showing Fauci created Wu Flu and echoing Kellyanne Conway demanding Biden resign.
Wow did we ever dodge a bullet denying Roy Moore a senate seat through election fraud didn't we?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2021 10:21 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: KT at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (0ghg2)
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You mean the science of "making it up as you go along?" Because, yeah, the Biden junta has that one down.
And everyone thought Lysenkoism died decades ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Caesar North
For that squeaky, clean colon!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Caesar North
Posted too fast:
Tush brush!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (mD/uy)
Science has nothing to do with this. If it did, they would admit at the least that they are inoculating this year's virus with last year's vaccine
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (HG00O)
Apparently somebody told Traitor Joe what a kraken is, 'cuz now he's threatening to release one.
Also, I just learned a funny idea to keep relatives and loved ones away from CNN: when they're not looking, grab the remote and look up Parental Controls, then lock out CNN and MSNBC using a code only you know. Feign utter innocence/ignorance if they come back later asking why they can't get those channels anymore.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: hogmartin
Are you easily replaceable by a 3rd world 85 IQ immigrant?
States will sue and not enforce. These people want to get reelected at the end of the day instead of winding up on milk cartons.
People have been going Galt since Obama and the Uniparty bailout. You would be surprised just how many have been sacrificing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:23 PM (BRYPU)
I'm sure it's Pixy's fault, not yours, since you're probably amazing at cryptographic word searches.
Posted by: pookysgirl, nodding and backing away slowly at September 09, 2021 10:23 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: pookysgirl's cat is currently rubbing against your words at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
It was me. Last year in TX.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:23 PM (hP4QN)
I figure it is only right, it would dishonor you President Biden's mouth if I did not.
Posted by: Chairman Xi at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Depends on the patient. "I thought this antifa guy couldn't breathe and well, let's just say mistakes were made."
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (BMmaB)
Evidently they were watching the Latinx version of "Scrubs".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (S4S61)
*tosses in trash*
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2021 10:18 PM (QU5/
You were supposed to sock that as "Rafael Edward Cruz"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Better Crest in your ass than crust.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (k4PjF)
Posted by: klaftern at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Irritable Bowel test?
*give me a pass gang - I'm trying to tie together the disparate posts in the ONT*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (2SdPm)
I prefer applewood, but in the spirit of unification I can be persuaded to bring hickory.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (BMmaB)
Sounds pretty harsh...but to each his own....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (QkfwU)
Maybe they weren't using the brush side.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (hP4QN)
*tosses in trash*
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (Pj1B0)
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Hmm, they sent two of those to me, both of which had pre-paid postage on the return envelop. I had fun writing the letters, telling them exactly what I thought of Romney and company.
I made sure to address the letter, formally, to the head of the RNC.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (oEn12)
Does your cat not have an asshole?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: 18-1
That was so damn retarded. Any political whose ideology is all Amendments after the 10th need to be repelled is so far behind the curve that he is ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (BRYPU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (Pj1B0)
Anna, put a regular stamp on it and then stuff it with newspaper. 50/50 they get the overweight letter charge
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 10:28 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:28 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 09:59 PM
I , Humble and Benevolent Owner and Administrator of the Independent Republican Island of Me, would like to establish friendly trade relations. I will send honorable ambassadrex Jordan61 to confer with your representatives.
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:0
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We are friendly reformed Taliban, you send us money we release people who would like not to be killed. Deal?
Or after 20 yrs of warfare you would like to send a harshly worded letter and international condemnation? After you surrendered to us?
Posted by new govt in Afghanistan, now free to oppress and slaughter.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 10:29 PM (55Qr6)
It's a plaything for the MIC, Deep State and the Globalists.
It's certainly not to protect and defend the US or advance our national interests in any coherent manner.
20 years after 9/11, our current situation and reality is literally unbelievable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2021 10:30 PM (bnkLv)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 10:30 PM (KATBx)
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Why would a man do that?
They were feeling Illumi-naughty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 10:31 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2021 09:10 PM (ghoDT)"
This can be corrected. I mentioned Joe Dolio's books earlier today. The first three or so will get you to a point of knowing what you don't know and/or knowing what you can manage with the number of people you have; it's no-BS stuff, not jerkin' it over fancy equipment or salting range berms with lead.
If you can bring marksmanship and basic manual of arms for your weapon, that's a nice head start (and not belabored in the books)
Posted by: somedood at September 09, 2021 10:31 PM (7QclL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:17 PM (hP4QN)
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Hickory or Applewood smoked...bacon?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 10:20 PM (2SdPm)
Applewood smoked bacon, from the land of grammie winger, and Muad'dib, and MisHum, and...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 10:31 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: lousagirl at September 09, 2021 10:31 PM (uWOL7)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2021 10:32 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Depends on the patient. "I thought this antifa guy couldn't breathe and well, let's just say mistakes were made."
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
"A is for Antifa"
"No, A is for adze"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 09, 2021 10:33 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 09, 2021 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
Sounds pretty harsh...but to each his own....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (QkfwU)
Maybe they weren't using the brush side.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:27 PM (hP4QN)
He tried flossing first but had no luck.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 10:33 PM (pxX6h)
Well. In THAT case...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:34 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: lousagirl at September 09, 2021 10:34 PM (uWOL7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 09, 2021 10:25 PM (oEn12)
that is why many will only accept qualified providers for testing
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:35 PM (V13WU)
I think making you wear the mask is the real point, and in far too many cases making people WANT to wear the mask even when they don't need to. That's what it's all about.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:35 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: hogmartin
A whale, Seaman Beaumont, a whale. A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar then you do. Train her around to 269 and lets try it again?
-- STS6 Hogmartin
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:36 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 09, 2021 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
They will all vote for the correct Party members, Comrade.
Posted by: Massive Fcking Election Fraud at September 09, 2021 10:36 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
LOL -- great idea!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 10:36 PM (QkfwU)
I just got an 8GB raspberry pi and a DeskPi case, overclocked the CPU and GPU, this setup is absolutely a perfect desktop replacement for general use computing.
Going to install it under a counter with a small touch screen so my wife can use it to look up recipes and just generally surf and stream in the kitchen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2021 10:36 PM (bnkLv)
Some other time, I'll tell y'all about my chemistry teacher, who went to jail for making meth. (this was long before Breaking Bad)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2021 10:36 PM (8548M)
She wonders if the 'Rona outbreak in the US is scaring me. I'm giving her the full 'Merica, Fuck Yeah! It's all government lies/don't tread on me line to see where it goes from here.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:37 PM (UXEgP)
OK, let's cut to the chase, how many cannons are you bringing ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 09, 2021 10:38 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:38 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:38 PM (V13WU)
.....
Also, I just learned a funny idea to keep relatives and loved ones away from CNN: when they're not looking, grab the remote and look up Parental Controls, then lock out CNN and MSNBC using a code only you know. Feign utter innocence/ignorance if they come back later asking why they can't get those channels anymore.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
That's awesome. Need to add a few more channels maybe.
"I dunno what happened, call the cable company?"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2021 10:39 PM (ACi07)
Going to install it under a counter with a small touch screen so my wife can use it to look up recipes and just generally surf and stream in the kitchen
Sweet! Didn't even know there was an 8GB version in the wild. Time to go shopping.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 10:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:39 PM (V13WU)
Can we say Chinese Secret Police posing as a Chinese girl to entrap an American?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:39 PM (Pj1B0)
>>A random Chinese girl has just contacted me on WhatsApp and wants to make friends.
It's probably Fang Fang looking for another sugar daddy, just tell her SwallowsWell send his regards and hangup.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (bnkLv)
She wonders if the 'Rona outbreak in the US is scaring me. I'm giving her the full 'Merica, Fuck Yeah! It's all government lies/don't tread on me line to see where it goes from here.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:37 PM (UXEgP)
What would you say is the duration in which she professes to love you?
A) short time
B) long time
Posted by: banana Dream at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (pxX6h)
Posted by: hogmartin
Son was a GM5 'C' school grad for the VLS equipment. Not much call for SM-3/SM-6 and gear maintenance on the outside but, as you know, most high tech skills are eminently transferable.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Corona Chan at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:41 PM (Pj1B0)
Anna, that's good. Do you know anything about the status of the rest of his collection? All I have seen is that the museum is closed and has been for a while. I wonder if any of the heirs have any interest or if they are just sitting on it all...I would imagine it would be hard to get top dollar unless you dribbled it out...The market is reasonably small as far as buyers. My local museum is Pima Air and it seems like since the stupid disease they have been able to acquire planes on the cheap as littler museums close and have to find homes for their stuff..
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 09, 2021 10:41 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
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I think that's my China girl
Oh oh oh ooooh
Little China girl
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:42 PM (VxC1e)
The CCP
They come to me on WhatsApp
The CCP
I feed them loads of crap
The CCP
They're coming to annoy me
Oh no!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 09, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)
Can we say Chinese Secret Police posing as a Chinese girl to entrap an American?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:39 PM (Pj1B0)
Tell her "oh baby, just you shut your mouth"
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 10:42 PM (mZUr4)
He had a pretty good tweet over at Insty. https://tinyurl.com/3tjm76uz
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:43 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2021 10:43 PM (DpkTQ)
Sharkman, you know it's a Chinese intelligence dude, right ?
Posted by: runner
It might be Fang Fang's father, Fang. Used to be married to Phyllis Diller.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:43 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 10:44 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
ISWYDT!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 10:44 PM (mZUr4)
>>Dan Crenshaw has posted nothing on his website about Biden's surefire 6-point plan.
The vast majority of The GOP are curled up into a ball and are rolling around in a corner.
Basically the party should be going banana sandwiches 24/7, but nope, pretty much just keeping their heads down and hoping to not to be swept away.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2021 10:44 PM (bnkLv)
Posted by: Sharkman
Was her name Ef Bei Hia?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 10:45 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2021 10:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
oh really
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 09, 2021 10:44 PM (bTQ72)
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50 million Chinese men. All hung like Leprechauns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
What the hell happened to the people here.
The correct response is, Oh Hi Cute Chinese Girl. I can't talk much, I've got all these patents to work on right now. Shame you aren't in my town for a night out though - I'm bursting at the seems for someone to talk with and my company won't let me talk to anyone until I get this work done because these patents are so secret and innovative!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2021 10:46 PM (DpkTQ)
The Fw 190A-5 was a top notch full restoration. Very authentic with the BMW801 engine and flyable.
They acquired Ed Maloney's Me 262 and spent the money and engineering to build the Jumo 004Bs with better materials but then instead of staying true to FE-4012 origins as a reconnaissance plane they made it just another fighter 262.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:46 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
If he believes in Gerbil Worming, then he is a worthless POS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:47 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Duh. Obviously.
Since my position as a twice divorced 58 year old who would rather set himself on fire than ever trust another woman has been established, lo these many years, this is all just fun, knowing that nobody on the InnerWebz is who they appear to be.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:47 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: DBCooper at September 09, 2021 10:48 PM (CJtAX)
Posted by: 18-1
Heh!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 09, 2021 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
He had a pretty good tweet over at Insty. https://tinyurl.com/3tjm76uz
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:43 PM (BMmaB)
The comments. Jeebus.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:25
I used some applewood on the grill w/ our cheeseburgers tonight. Don't know if it made much difference as J seasoned the burgers pretty well.
Very tasty result. As was her pasta salad w/ salami. Also had the last of the sweet corn, it was old but delish.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 10:49 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 09, 2021 10:50 PM (QU5/8)
"She" responds: "In China, we don't need to worry about the government. Our government will protect us."
Hmmm. Could be an actual native.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:50 PM (UXEgP)
"But I need one billion dollars to finish my work."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:51 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
3, 2, 1, Tesla PowerWall sues for infringement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:51 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:52 PM (4I/2K)
"She" responds: "In China, we don't need to worry about the government. Our government will protect us."
Hmmm. Could be an actual native.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:50 PM (UXEgP)
Ask her how many sisters her government "protected" her from having
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)
"But I need one billion dollars to finish my work."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:51 PM (Pj1B0)
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Who do I make the check out to?
Posted by: George Schultz, Sooper Jeenyus Investor at September 09, 2021 10:52 PM (VxC1e)
Looks like the NWO is going to be mass starvation. They're also forcing folks to dump oil on country roads "to stabilize the price" - and snarling up container traffic. Also deliberate.
Time to stock up and hunker down. Don't wait.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:55 PM (S4S61)
She says: "Yes, our government is very powerful in the hearts of us Chinese."
Should I tell her about the 150 million Chinese people her lunatic government has murdered in cold blood since 1949, or nah?
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:56 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 10:49 PM (4I/2K)
I shouldn't have looked.
*sigh*
How's that island coming along, Runner?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:56 PM (hP4QN)
Time to stock up and hunker down. Don't wait.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 09, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)
We used to spray crude oil on country roads to lay the dust. A little goes a long way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:57 PM (S4S61)
-- STS6 Hogmartin
Posted by: Tonypete
Just watched that movie a couple nights ago. Such a classic.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:57 PM (UXEgP)
She says: "Yes, our government is very powerful in the hearts of us Chinese."
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Obedience. It's why Chineses LUUUURVE their face diapers.
Posted by: George Schultz, Sooper Jeenyus Investor at September 09, 2021 10:58 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:58 PM (Pj1B0)
Posted by: Submitted For Your Approval at September 09, 2021 10:59 PM (25MkO)
FUCK JOE BIDEN!!!!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 09, 2021 11:00 PM (B/Xmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:58 PM (Pj1B0)
With that, and a couple of kilos of blow, I could have a fun weekend in Vegas.
Posted by: Hunter at September 09, 2021 11:00 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 10:56 PM (hP4QN)
So far so good ! Applications are piling up . All good people. Need more cannons, though. Also mines. For the harbor. We will disperse them strategically. Top secret !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 09, 2021 11:00 PM (B/Xmz)
That's awful. Praying for her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 09, 2021 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
Well, if that's where she was, the snake was likely a thai tranny hooker!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (PmAu7)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:02 PM (V13WU)
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Fort St. Michael to port, Ft. St. Elmo to starboard.
Posted by: The Knights of St. John at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (VxC1e)
==
horrible
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:04 PM (V13WU)
Since my position as a twice divorced 58 year old who would rather set himself on fire than ever trust another woman has been established, lo these many years, this is all just fun, knowing that nobody on the InnerWebz is who they appear to be.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:47 PM (UXEgP)
Reminds me of an old, old saying : "On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog".
Posted by: a.moron at September 09, 2021 11:05 PM (I5FZ1)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:02 PM (V13WU)
You need caltrops. Bend two nails into 90-degree bends. Link at the bends, weld, grind heads to a point. I can do this.
Posted by: Hunter at September 09, 2021 11:05 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2021 10:58 PM (Pj1B0)
If I win, I'm buying a tricked out RV and roaming all around the US of A. Would try to meet as many Hordelings as possible along the way.
You've all been warned!!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2021 11:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (PmAu7)
cannons balls !
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 09, 2021 11:03 PM (PmAu7)
Now they tell me!
Posted by: Pachalbel at September 09, 2021 11:07 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 10:47 PM (UXEgP)
/Fistbump
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2021 11:07 PM (oHd/0)
How about sharks. With frickin laser beams
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2021 11:07 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:06 PM (V13WU)
If'n it was Cannon's Balls...
That would be Frank Cannon, the TV Detectives, man parts.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2021 11:08 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: a.moron at September 09, 2021 11:05 PM (I5FZ1)
or the Lawyer who had to explain to the Judge, on a Video trial, that he was not a Cat?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2021 11:09 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner
Yep.
And now that ChiCom Intel asshoe knows where to buy Cell Armour, which will knock out the 'Rona in 48 hours.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 11:09 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:02 PM (V13WU)
You need caltrops. Bend two nails into 90-degree bends. Link at the bends, weld, grind heads to a point. I can do this.
Posted by: Hunter
Could also use two trollops that bend and grind well.
Posted by: Night in the Ruts at September 09, 2021 11:11 PM (Tj9cm)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 09, 2021 11:11 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:13 PM (S4S61)
OK, let's cut to the chase, how many cannons are you bringing ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 10:37
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??? It just slays me how the MSM is ignorning the BILLIOS in military hrdw
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 11:13 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: George Schultz,
That. And because they can chew their air.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2021 11:13 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Night in the Ruts at September 09, 2021 11:14 PM (Tj9cm)
Posted by: D Minor at September 09, 2021 11:15 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: a.moron
"The internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are government agents."
I'm going to ask her about the Three Stooges Dam, now.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 11:15 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 11:13 PM (55Qr6)
That was supposed to be cannon, not cannons. Does it make more sense now ?
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2021 11:15 PM (V13WU)
Hey, that's enough for my own island, and a small military supplied with US Afghanistan surplus!
Posted by: Methos at September 09, 2021 11:15 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Farmer
What difference does it make?
That's 4-5 days old!
Statements like these tell you all you need to know about 'reporters' and what they chose to report.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 11:16 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anthony Trollope at September 09, 2021 11:17 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: George Schultz,
That. And because they can chew their air.
Posted by: rickb223
Just a pinch between muh cheek and muh gum and I'm alright.
Posted by: Night in the Ruts at September 09, 2021 11:18 PM (Tj9cm)
Posted by: Massive Fcking Election Fraud at September 09, 2021 09:12 PM (ACi07)
Can confirm that.
Posted by: Flyover at September 09, 2021 11:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Unless . . . It is something to do with Venice.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 11:18 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 11:19 PM (UewuT)
I filed my religious exemption, but that's gonna go nowhere. I can sue, but in the meantime, I lose the house, the new property, and my limited short future. Fuck 'em sideways with a pineapple.
Lost my last house to Obama-economics. Now it's Biden asshattery. Fuck 'em sideways with a pineapple.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 09, 2021 11:20 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 11:20 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 11:20 PM (HG00O)
The reason why Howard Stern is so dominant is that, in most places, morning radio is an absolute dumpster fire. A farting baboon could probably have pushed out the local yokels with a syndicated program.
Posted by: CppThis at September 09, 2021 11:21 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: J
what is this thing you refer to as " the spirit of unification "?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 11:23 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 09, 2021 11:25 PM (S7E0s)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 11:20 PM (UXEgP)
Better yet, ask her what she is planning to do if the Communists come back
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 11:25 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 11:13
OOOPS, that was a pre-ejaculate post. But you Morons get the drift. I'm bitching about the weaponry left to the "business like Taliban" as that idiot Psaki described them.
What military genius decided to leave all that for our enemies? Milley?
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2021 11:26 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: confederatefifth
Sounds like we may be about to finally bury the hatchet on the whole War of Northern Aggression contretemps.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 11:26 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 11:27 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: runner
Yep.
And now that ChiCom Intel asshoe knows where to buy Cell Armour, which will knock out the 'Rona in 48 hours.
Posted by: S
that is you you insist that your exchanges be over her chaturbate site
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 09, 2021 11:27 PM (K3ZCc)
Well, the bolts that hold the caliper bracket to the steering knuckle were so damned tight that I had to put a scissors jack under the end of a breaker bar to break them free. Air impact wouldn't touch it. Ditto for the caliper slider pins; broke a Torx T55 bit trying to bust one free.
Finally got it all disassembled; decided to buy new caliper slide pins. NAPA gave me the wrong ones. I discovered that inboard brake pads were different left to right, and differed from the outboard pads. If they dumb fucks at GM had ground about .040" off the caliper bridge, they could have used all outboard pads, on both sides, and reduced their parts stocking requirement by 2/3. Idiots. And the brake hydraulic hose was weirdly complicated, too. GM must have gotten into some bad drugs after they built the '99 models.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:28 PM (S4S61)
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This is better phrased than Iowahawk's original. I like it.
Also, Go Bucs.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 09, 2021 11:29 PM (OssQ4)
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Iowahawk? I thought that was Monty Hall.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 11:31 PM (VxC1e)
Going to give it to my doctor, who is also opposed to this not-vaccine.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 09, 2021 11:32 PM (OssQ4)
And there is another rant: why does WalMart Canada not stock Sam's Club generic cola in 12 ounce cans? All they have is the 2-liter bottles, which mostly go flat before I consume it all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:32 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 09, 2021 11:33 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2021 11:34 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Hazchic at September 09, 2021 11:36 PM (eIFmm)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 09, 2021 11:42 PM (fmeox)
Posted by: Anthony Trollope at September 09, 2021 11:17 PM (ELgVT)
Trollop set me up!
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at September 09, 2021 11:45 PM (Ojki1)
You want frustration, the rotors on a 2005 Chevy Colorado are behind the wheel hub, which means that in order to remove the rotor you have to disconnect the abs, completely remove the brake cylinder, brake the axle nut, remove the wheel hub and the you can remove the rotor.
An hour job tops becomes a 4 to 8 hr job.
And don't get me started on changing the thermostat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 09, 2021 11:47 PM (bnkLv)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 09, 2021 11:20 PM (SDdx5)
Aim to misbehave.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 09, 2021 11:48 PM (4I/2K)
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My 8th grade English teacher taught us about First and Third person writing. "What about Second Person?" I asked innocently. "There is no such thing as Second Person writing" she replied sincerely.
Also, my 8th grade Science teacher would come to work stoned on a regular basis. We knew he was stoned when he wore his shades. He'd stare at the back wall for several minutes and suddenly realize that there were students in the room.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 09, 2021 11:50 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2021 11:50 PM (QkfwU)
Posted by: 29Victor
It's Dave!!
Dave's not here Man!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2021 11:53 PM (mD/uy)
Also, my 8th grade Science teacher would come to work stoned on a regular basis. We knew he was stoned when he wore his shades. He'd stare at the back wall for several minutes and suddenly realize that there were students in the room.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 09, 2021 11:50 PM (BJKQV)
Can you give me an example of second-person writing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:57 PM (S4S61)
Posted by: 29Victor at Septe
My 7th grade teacher was a big weirdo. He gave out our report cards blank in his class. We all got A's. He also played pocket pool and could barely speak. Hmmm, okay, hmmm okay.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2021 11:57 PM (IJ9BR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:57 PM (S4S61)
You can find your own example. You're good enough, smart enough and everyone knows you can do it.
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 09, 2021 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:57 PM (S4S61)
It was dark outside when you suddenly decided to go for a walk.
Consider this sentence taken from a piece of English literature. In this example, the author is writing in the second person view as is evident from the use of you.
The second person also refers to the text in which the person/writer talks about opinions and views of the person that he is addressing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2021 11:58 PM (ufFY8)
JJiimm
SSuunnkk NNeeww DDaawwnn
GGaallvveessttoonn,, TTXX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2021 11:59 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2021 11:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Overall, I think maybe Ayrton Senna, though. I used to think he was just a lunatic, but over time, I've rethought it. I mean sure, he was a lunatic. Total psycho. But the single minded, all-consuming drive to win is admirable. It was almost like was possessed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2021 12:02 AM (FvCkv)
pub accnt
consultnt, engror, plmbg & heatg
ins, restrnt
Then turns to Charlie Brown and says "I'm practg my abbrevs"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2021 12:04 AM (FvCkv)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
I am glad she likes it because I hate sweet corn.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 12:05 AM (HG00O)
Consider this sentence taken from a piece of English literature. In this example, the author is writing in the second person view as is evident from the use of you.
The second person also refers to the text in which the person/writer talks about opinions and views of the person that he is addressing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2021 11:58 PM (ufFY
This is indeed second-person writing. But who actually writes that way? Most times, when we see second-person writing, it is a quote from some character in the narrative. A perennial Horde favorite, "You been heah fo owah! You go now!"
An extended discourse in second person would look decidedly weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:08 AM (S4S61)
Not sure what novel it was though. Less Than Zero maybe?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 12:05 AM (HG00O)
You don't like corn on the cob? What kind of American are you? I like it so much, I will eat it through a chain-link fence.
Posted by: AOC at September 10, 2021 12:11 AM (S4S61)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 10:47 PM (S4S61)
Crenshaw is a World Economic Forum fellow. What do you think he believes in?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 10, 2021 12:11 AM (DXFDM)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 10, 2021 12:11 AM (DXFDM)
Well, there you go. They may not believe, but they espouse it. Which is even worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:13 AM (S4S61)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 11:57 PM (S4S61)
Choose Your Own Adventure books (that's how I taught my kids about it)
List of instructions "You add the eggs then stir..."
"Taste the Rainbow"
"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:15 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 12:15 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021
Not sure who the theater nerds in the movie are... But it's about Niki Lauda and James Hunt, of 70s racing fame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2021 12:15 AM (FvCkv)
I am glad she likes it because I hate sweet corn.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 12:05
We did that every other year growing up. The best part was picking the corn. Parents knew a farmer and we would go in the field to pick the sweet corn. The ears were huge and I would probably eat two or three of them right off the stock while picking. They oozed sweetness.
The reason for alternating years was in the Yellowstone valley they would rotate between sweet corn and sugar beets crops every other year. Pro tip, don't try and eating a raw sugar beet.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 10, 2021 12:15 AM (UAr4S)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 09, 2021 11:29 PM (OssQ4)
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Go to hell? Along with the rest of the NFL.
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:16 AM (GQ5VU)
a) It isn't art if there are no trees and
b) Fuck 'em.
I mean, that's all I generally have to say about anything, but fuck 'em anyways.
I live and work in hospitals. Vaccine mandates re pretty much "Um...OK. What's for lunch?" But the fucking federal fucking government? Fuck'em with cleats. With a pineapple. With a pineapple wearing fucking cleats and a cactus with a chainsaw. Just die already.
Did I say fuck 'em? Well, fuck them. Go die, assholes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 10, 2021 12:16 AM (jhfQJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Same here. Bob, formerly of the NSA, now impersonating Cliff at the USPS is working overtime. Up yours Bob.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 12:17 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:17 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Thomas Wolfe at September 10, 2021 12:18 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:08 AM (S4S61)
Bob Dole used to talk in third person.
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 10, 2021 12:18 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Megthered at September 10, 2021 12:20 AM (mky2S)
Posted by: Beartooth
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In the camps, sugar beets will be haute cuisine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 12:20 AM (l0Lgi)
I note no Best Sellers.
https://tinyurl.com/u4zat5mc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 12:15 AM (vOGqy)
Heh. And I notice Book Riot was effusive in their praise for those books.///
29Victor's teacher was practically right. Second person exists, but normal people never have to use it in writing, other than quoting a character giving instructions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:21 AM (S4S61)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:08 AM (S4S61)
Bob Dole used to talk in third person.
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 10, 2021 12:18 AM (BJKQV)
In fairness, he never approved of this recursive post-modernist shit.
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 10, 2021 12:22 AM (jhfQJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2021 12:22 AM (FvCkv)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
I saw it in the theater. Glenn Allman is the bad guy.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:22 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 12:20 AM (l0Lgi)
We used to dreeeeeam of eating sugar beats.
Posted by: One Yorkshireman at September 10, 2021 12:22 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Beartooth
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In the camps, sugar beets will be haute cuisine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 12:20 AM
Those beets grow pretty big and are unbelievably dense. Very difficult to even stick a knife into one. Buddy was driving behind a dump truck carrying beets and one bounced out of the truck and went through the windshield of a 67 Impala.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 10, 2021 12:24 AM (UAr4S)
Posted by: Megthered at September 10, 2021 12:20 AM (mky2S)
The how seems pretty obvious to me. Ballot envelopes are pretty easy to spot. All you've got to do is sort through mail bags from areas that lean the "wrong" way, and feed every ballot from them through a paper shredder.
That's how you get 170k+ missing votes, like in Maricopa County.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 10, 2021 12:25 AM (xNrL5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:21 AM (S4S61)
She didn't say that. She said that it did not exist. She was unaware of the existance of the second person perspective.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:25 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 12:27 AM (2JoB8)
When I did mail in ballots, I could check online to see if my ballot had been received by the county. I always checked, but a lot, maybe even most people don't. This is the type of fraud that would be easy to combat if voters that lean the "wrong" way were educated more.
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:28 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:28 AM (BJKQV)
I am glad she likes it because I hate sweet corn.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 12:05
LOL, you are a kind soul. How can you hate sweet corn?
After farming for 32 yrs I'm pretty picky, there is nothing better than stripping it off the stalk and boiling it a few minutes later. Butter and salt, delish.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 12:29 AM (55Qr6)
No, Citroën is an ugly French car.
Posted by: MammaB at September 10, 2021 12:29 AM (U0hie)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 10, 2021 12:24 AM (UAr4S)
They used to grow a lot of sugar beets around the town of Taber, in southern Alberta. there is a sugar mill there. Taber is also famous for sweet corn. Late July, early August, you see trucks on the roadside here selling Taber corn. But for my money, the best corn in Alberta comes from two tiny microclimate zones on the Peace and Smoky rivers in the north. Each a few hundred acres in deep river valleys, with a much longer growing season than up on the plateau.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:30 AM (S4S61)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 12:30 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 12:27 AM (2JoB
It's Stray Voltage. It's something for Biden's adversaries to get angry about, the MSM to report on and Biden's base to rally behind. All so that we stop talking about Afghanistan. Biden's poll numbers will go up now.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:30 AM (BJKQV)
Me: How do you know, nobody ever looked into it
Left: What's there to look into, there was no fraud.
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:30 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:30 AM (BJKQV)
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Already started. Two out today showing him at 47 and 48. LIVs have already forgotten about Afghanistan and are on to the new shiny object.
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:32 AM (GQ5VU)
Thinking of getting an Allman Bros greatest hits CD, found one for sale online for five bucks...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:25 AM (BJKQV)
That's why I said "practically". It does exist, but almost always in a very restricted sense. Most people never use it, except in conversation: "OK, you take a right at the giant chicken, go three blocks, and then a left at the condom factory."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:33 AM (S4S61)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 10, 2021 12:16
Could you clarify your message please?
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 12:33 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 10, 2021 12:34 AM (buTO7)
The shotgun mag video is a short from them....
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 10, 2021 12:34 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2021 12:35 AM (FvCkv)
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Not yet. But it can't be far off.
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:35 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 12:35 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Biden's Military Help Team in Red States at September 10, 2021 12:32 AM (GQ5VU)
Biden just had to keep quiet about Afghanistan until they could change the narrative. COVID regs poll well with his base and reminds them that everyone who doesn't like Biden is an evil bastard who wants grandma to die.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 12:36 AM (BJKQV)
Hmmm, if only someone had warned them.....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 12:39 AM (GQ5VU)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 12:40 AM (S4S61)
They acquired Ed Maloney's Me 262 and spent the money and engineering to build the Jumo 004B
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The last update I can find on this aircraft dates back to 2019 -- abducted by aliens?
Posted by: Lurk at September 10, 2021 12:40 AM (MIODZ)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 10:30 PM (KATBx)
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because, sooner or later, you are going to get illegal orders, and the penalties for refusing to obey will, be, if you are lucky, severe.
or they may just stand you against a wall first, before they come for rest us us, to encourage the rest of the unit.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 10, 2021 12:45 AM (/KZ8/)
Posted by: Count de Monet
These are the asshats that will expire in the first 30 days if/when things go hot. Especially penguin boy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 12:46 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 12:47 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Brocksdaddy at September 10, 2021 12:48 AM (gQ2Pj)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 12:49 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 12:50 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2021 12:52 AM (FvCkv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 12:58 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 09, 2021 11:26 PM (UXEgP)
If that means welcoming Yankee Morons in Sackerlina (as long as they're equipped with longbows and such), then I guess so.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 12:59 AM (r4sI4)
i see it flying along the 101, as if it's coming from Magu, or somewhere else out that way... ARNG, private, WTF?
your thoughts, please.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 10, 2021 01:00 AM (/KZ8/)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 01:03 AM (a8QNp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 01:05 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 12:50
to a one hitter?
Hey it's legal in IL, one of the few things they've done right lately. Now were're supposed to be masked everywhere.
People are masking up again to a degree. I'm ignoring it as many are.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 01:06 AM (55Qr6)
I have pretty much full range of motion, though I have to be mindful of not overdoing it.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 01:07 AM (sH61M)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 01:08 AM (a4EWo)
I have pretty much full range of motion, though I have to be mindful of not overdoing it.
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Any PT associated with recovery?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2021 01:08 AM (1vynn)
Going to watch some more Justified. Fairly certain some of the characters are based on some of my 3rd cousins, twice removed.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 01:08 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 01:10 AM (sH61M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 01:12 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 01:12 AM (sH61M)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 01:07
I've found the same here. I'm just limited in physical activity. Still doing PT but once a week and should be dome in 2 weeks. Really like PT, it's like your almost free physical trainer.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 01:14 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 01:14 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 01:21 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 01:08
Doing much better. This back stuff is a dicey thing. Some days are tough, but I can walk much better than my worst time in Dec.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 01:22 AM (55Qr6)
"You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 10, 2021 01:35 AM (OssQ4)
Now if I could think of a good joke to get it restarted...
How about if a senile old Democratic hack stole an election amd then pissed away 20 yrs of blood and treasure in Afghanistan...wait, that's not anywhere near funny.
That would be tragic for the USA.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 01:44 AM (55Qr6)
What fresh hel... ugh. Nevvverrrrmind.
I retired too soon. Surely my former employer will require the cl0tsh0t, due to gubmint contracts. (Same reason they began requiring droogtesting back in the 80s.) Mebbe coulda got some wrongful termination $$$$$? Or not, because paid-off/ lefty judges.
So, wazzzzzzuuuuuup?!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 01:55 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 09, 2021 10:35 PM (BMmaB)"
No, the point of the mask mandates was twofold: Lighting rod - people spent a year and a half bitching about silly face coverings rather than focusing on important shit, especially when conned into repeating retarded talking points planted by shills. Visible indicator of noncompliance/othering - like the hijab, but without serving an overt real purpose; the point isn't that they want compliance, it's that they're issuing an order they KNOW their opponents won't follow, which will then skyline them. Bonus: cover for rioters.
The proper initial move was to stake out ownership of "wear masks" first - Fauci dissuaded PDT from this with supply chain excuses. Failing the initiative, proper countermeasure is to demand n+1: "wear a mask and googles!" Go harder. In either case, the Dems would have banned mask wearing in short order. It's a macguffin, not an end itself. Now, why shots? Vehicle for social credit/internal passports.
Posted by: somedood at September 10, 2021 01:57 AM (7QclL)
Also, as mentioned somewhere far above: to drown the Afghan debacle out of the news cycle. As much as it ever entered, of course.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 02:01 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: pookysgirl could probably write an entire thesis on this at September 10, 2021 02:05 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 01:55
Well like you if you are serious I'm going to pursue a discrimination suit against the SPD, my employer for 32 yrs, w// an agreement that the historical society employed me. Long story.
When I was disabled they said it was a good time to eliminate my job. WTF, that sounds like discrimination. We will find out, I'm gonna pursue this. Will let ya'll know how it turns out.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 02:05 AM (55Qr6)
Some sort of app based internal movement passport is HUGE. Like, hill-to-die-on huge. They've grabbed the brass ring and this is one of their first major attempts at securing permanent governance.
If you are not seriously preparing to dig in and resist, you need to be preparing to get the fuck out of North America.
Posted by: somedood at September 10, 2021 02:06 AM (7QclL)
It's too late for me... I'm already "retired" from my jerb. Last day was last week.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 02:25 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 10, 2021 01:14 AM (a4EWo)
Many do. Unfortunately, someone with a banhammer is unhappy with the information, and my man has a hot fuse, so he's taking a break.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
moving at the speed of smell, with both a face diaper and a blast shield over their entire facial area.
and these idiots want to lecture ME on MY healthcare choices. LOLGF!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 10, 2021 02:38 AM (/KZ8/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
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please ask him to add me to the e-list for his news letter. Resident 3vil also finds his poasts interesting, and shares much of them with her staff at the hospital she's currently employed at.
as do other healthcare professionals i was sharing them with. they simply lack the time to deep dive for facts through the approved bullshit.
he is performing a public service, whether he knows it or not, that extends far beyond teh Horde.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 10, 2021 02:42 AM (/KZ8/)
Publius suggested that I share this (remove spaces):
https://www.geertvanden bossche.org/post/ the-last-post
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 10, 2021 02:38
it just gets more absurd w/ these douchebags. Here a good portion are ignoring Pricktzer's mask BS. He mandated some mask BS, I've ignored it and not been called on it.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 02:46 AM (55Qr6)
^THIS!
I saw more comments in support of his wrk than against.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 02:47 AM (dB4Iz)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v= s9PQ7qPkluM
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)
^THIS!
I saw more comments in support of his wrk than against.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 02:47 AM (dB4Iz)
He absolutely is! Many people just don't have the time to wade through so much material.
A normal person wants to share what he or she has found, especially in times like these. I am mystified as to how a handful of posts on a topic of general interest can be considered threadjacking.
Even making this observation can be dangerous to me. If I'm banned again, I won't be kissing any ass to return.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)
No one is perfect.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 10, 2021 02:58 AM (F0YaR)
Especially when they were always *well after* The Holy 100-Comment Mark!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:00 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:03 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:04 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:05 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:08 AM (Mzdiz)
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:10 AM (Mzdiz)
I don't know the dispute is about, really missed it. I'm thinking I'm gonna nod off and dream of folks getting along tomorrow, be well good friends, ZZZZZ.
Posted by: Farmer at September 10, 2021 03:12 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Had a good laugh with hubby's healthcare team: After a procedure, while checking out, one nurse said she'd included some covid information in his discharge packet. I said "Covid? Never heard of THAT!" and made a hugely exaggerated eyeroll.
Heh.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:16 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2021 03:18 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:25 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:26 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:27 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:27 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:27 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 03:27 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:28 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:29 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:31 AM (dB4Iz)
Forbidden fruit doesn't need to be tasty in order to be so so sweet.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 10, 2021 03:25 AM (dB4Iz)
I'm fortunate to have such a connection. I hadn't spoken to her in a long time, and I really love her. She called me this morning out of the clear blue, less than 60 seconds after I was thinking of her.
How often do you find a dear friend through a marriage connection? I hope she can come and visit sometime soon.
She more than makes up for the other horrid SiL who I wish terrible ills upon. God disapproves of this, I know, but she was very cruel to me after my husband died. I hope that vain bitch ages horribly. Her and her thick ankles.
Meow meow
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
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WTF? When did this happen? I noticed he hadn't been around much in a couple of days because I "ctl+f" his name since he has such valuable information these days, but I didn't realize he'd been banned.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 03:31 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2021 03:18 AM (RYc1G)
One more eyeroll?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:25 AM (Mzdiz)
One more comment on the way to the scary number.
Posted by: m at September 10, 2021 03:36 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)
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Thanks. And thank goodness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 03:40 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 03:45 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Couldn't access the threads? Or couldn't access the comments?
If you couldn't access the comments:
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Posted by: m at September 10, 2021 03:46 AM (RYc1G)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 10, 2021 03:46 AM (DHtun)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 10, 2021 03:46 AM (DHtun)
You're welcome! It's a long one. I'm still reading it myself.
Oh, and here's something interesting about how smokers, contrary to what one would expect, may actually do better with Covid than non-smokers. Inhibits cykotine storm. https://tinyurl.com/tcuc3up3
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:55 AM (Mzdiz)
https://tinyurl.com/57em9b54
Previously the definition of vaccine, was as follows:
"a product that stimulates a person's immune system to produce immunity to a specific disease."
The new definition is thus:
"a preparation that is used to stimulate the body's immune response against diseases."
Do you see the key difference? Merriam-Webster has followed suit. As of Jan 2021, they used the old definition. Now, they use the new one. The OED, however, continues to use the old one. We are being gas-lit on a mass-scale, folks.
Posted by: Someone familiar with publius,(Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 03:58 AM (Mzdiz)
And then *poof*, it was gone. No one ever discussed it again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 04:00 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2021 04:01 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2021 04:01 AM (RYc1G)
*
Yep. The big gamble now is - upon the next bioweapon release - does the presence of the chemical in your bloodstream react to save you, or react to kill you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 04:02 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 04:03 AM (Mzdiz)
And then *poof*, it was gone. No one ever discussed it again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Yup, me too. You think the medical establishment wants to hear anything POSITIVE about smoking? No way. I did a search on it the other day and came up with the link above.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 10, 2021 04:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Got to rush out of here now as I overslept again this morning. (Need to stop doing that!)
See you all later from the house of crazy.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 10, 2021 04:21 AM (DHtun)
Posted by: Nemo at September 10, 2021 08:54 AM (S6ArX)
My name is Geoffrey, ya know, like Chaucer. My sophomore year of high school, the honors English teacher couldn't pronounce my name. For months.
Posted by: Geoff at September 10, 2021 09:32 AM (XZJqV)
One even brought up the recent Afghanistan event which his father fought in as an example of the waste of time, effort and possible death and maiming for nothing.
I admit after Vietnam I said much the same to my son, who went in anyway, yet took training that he could transfer into a civilian life job.
How he feels about his son's going in is unknown, seeing what he spent time there for may have tempered his views.
Posted by: obsidian at September 10, 2021 10:11 AM (apGdV)
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