Norms Restoration Society Cafe

BEAR FIGHT! I wouldn't link this if it was too violent. It's not. The two bears are fighting, but in the beginning it's just roaring and dominance-display stuff, and even during the second half, when they're actually fighting, it looks like the sort of controlled violence which is designed to producer a winner but not produce a corpse. Sport combat, just like humans perform.

Doggie roll call.

Copycat.

Weirdly human looking monkey. I swear this looks fake. It looks like a guy in a monkey suit with an animatronic mask.

A dog tries to teach a kitten to play with a ball.

Peacock picnic.

The hound will be taking his dinner in the parlor.

Mom cat acts quick to protect her kitten.

Puppy and cat having a play-fight, with added Steve-Inman-style fight sound effects.

Really cool vertically-built domino chain reaction. They're actually little wooden planks and not dominoes but it's the same idea as the domino fall.

Inman: Darwin Awards: Tokyo Drift.

Antifa soyboy thinks he's Spider-Man, but he's really Captain Traction.

Discount Jack Black is having soy-induced psychosis. Soychosis!

This kid thinks that soccer is a combat sport. And he's good at it.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is bad for driving.

Dolphin vs. orca again.



It's Friday. Give yourselves a high-five.

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1 First? Nah.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 06:55 PM (BJKQV)

2 I'm lonely. So alone.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 06:56 PM (BJKQV)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 06:56 PM (BJKQV)

4 Again?

Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 06:57 PM (r4sI4)

5 I always figured that if the Rapture happened there'd still be a lot of people here to talk to. Guess I was wrong.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 06:57 PM (BJKQV)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 10, 2021 06:58 PM (arJlL)

7 Is either of those bears armed? Could be a 2A issue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 06:58 PM (GkEUY)

8 ace, I will be sending you a photo of a local Norms restaurant soon, to use for these blog entries. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

9 Willard from last thread....

nurse, are you upset with me? Seems like I can never get your attention anymore... :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

LOOK OUT ! He's gonna MOON ya !

Posted by: JT at September 10, 2021 06:59 PM (arJlL)

10 watching the miley video of him justifying droning an ally to pretend biden is tuff against terrror (TM). Dude is pale as fuck, needs vitamin D and some sun, maybe hit the gym too and also, seppuku by polar bear in lieu of resigning.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 06:59 PM (ZZK0E)

11 JT, no I'm just ronery

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

12
Liked the Basset Hound carrying his food bowl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (/U27+)

13 Let's see what we have tonight

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (2JoB8)

14 All I want for Christmas is 10 auntifa at 20 yards.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (QjTq9)

15 Sambo's > Norms

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (GkEUY)

16 I think I got the Covid. I have a headache and this Campbells bean and bacon soup tastes like crap.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

17 This is my favorite time of day. Thank
You, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2021 07:01 PM (U2p+3)

18 It can look like they're just swatting at each other but their claws are long and sharp and the fur hides the bleeding.

They're taking damage if they're serious and making hits. They're like cats they flex their claws automatically.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 07:01 PM (nzLi4)

19 Lara Logan is filling in for Tucker tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2021 07:01 PM (NpAcC)

20 f'd, hope not but if there is anything you need just holler.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:02 PM (QjTq9)

21 Jeepers steve. All's good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2021 07:03 PM (U2p+3)

22 Kick your feet up, pour a cold one, and masturbate like a monkey on crack.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 10, 2021 07:03 PM (GkEUY)

23 The bad for driving one? Hahahahaha loser.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 10, 2021 07:03 PM (x6uUk)

24 ...and this Campbells bean and bacon soup tastes like crap.
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That's not the COVIDs. That's Campbells bean and bacon after about 1998.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:03 PM (9ULwW)

25 I love the box kitty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

26 All I want for Christmas is 10 auntifa at 20 yards.

For some reason every time someone mentions those guys the Alice Cooper song "Under My Wheels" comes to mind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (SchxB)

27 Dammit I always do that.

Posted by: Bosk at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (x6uUk)

28 Box cat is too funny

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (2JoB8)

29 Animules!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (bz/l6)

30 I mentioned I rewatched the cast commentary of Tropic Thunder last week with Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr and Jack Black. Hilarious, but Black comes off as a moron- which pretty much fits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (z4k8L)

31 That's Campbells bean and bacon after about 1998.

Yeah they changed all their recipes for the worse. A lot worse.

Chunky recipes seem the same, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

32 'Sup, yos! Whats the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 07:05 PM (GI9K/)

33
Her Majesty is making her way south now. She's spending the evening at the Winstar casino, where there's a very nice RV park, then returning to Schloss Hadrian tomorrow morning. Delilah is staying with the handler for tomorrow and Sunday's shows. Monday I have to drive to Ft. Worth to pick her up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:05 PM (/U27+)

34 Hilarious, but Black comes off as a moron- which pretty much fits.

Delete every time Jack Black is on camera in that movie and you lose nothing from the story or the film overall. You could just cut him out entirely. He's worthless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

35 nurse, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)

36 All I want for Christmas is 10 auntifa at 20 yards.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM


And 10 of us around the kitchen table? We'll pass.

Posted by: Uncletifa at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

37 "anything you need just holler."

Nah just riffin on an earlier Morons statement that Covid made everything tastes like shit but Campbell's Bean and bacon soup already tastes like shit so it's really not a good indicator. The headache I can wash away with beer.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (Tnijr)

38 Was brushing my teeth and almost choked watching Box Cat

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (2JoB8)

39 Crotchety Old Jarhead, the good news is Balvenie is still wonderful.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (QjTq9)

40 Cicero, try finding a Sambo's location. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

41 Very willowed

Don't' look now, but a lot of the heavy hitters on gab were posting a meme called "choose your favorite false flag", and one of the choices was 9/11

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Knowing what we know know and have seen since 2016, I have no doubt the alphabet agencies enabled it all.

They had that big-ass PATRIOT Act ready to sign almost overnight, didn't they?

I suspect there's another one waiting in the wings if they can just get some of you white christianist nationalismists to jump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:07 PM (9ULwW)

42 Yeah they changed all their recipes for the worse. A lot worse.

Chunky recipes seem the same, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

They used to have (many moons ago) a 'Homestyle' chicken noodle condensed soup that had more carrots and so forth, but also had a richer, more savory taste. Gone now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:07 PM (z4k8L)

43 Now you're not.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 10, 2021 07:08 PM (FtJ1S)

44 I think I got the Covid. I have a headache and this Campbells bean and bacon soup tastes like crap.
Posted by: f'd

Well, that proves nothing. What did you expect it taste like?

Posted by: MkY at September 10, 2021 07:08 PM (Foq6I)

45 Norm!

[Mainly here just taking off an old sock.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 07:08 PM (UHVv4)

46 I think some human at Box Cat's house is going to mysteriously die in the night...

Posted by: sal at September 10, 2021 07:08 PM (3c1fY)

47 Cicero, try finding a Sambo's location. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

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Guys who appreciate really exquisite pancakes know where to go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:08 PM (GkEUY)

48 @SteveKrak
Biden's vaccine mandate speech reminds me of the David Plouffe-created theory of "stray voltage" (via
@MajorCBS). Introduce an idea into the public conversation specifically to cause a controversy - as a distraction, a diversion, or... an opportunity:

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Good to see that the kids in the back are catching up.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:09 PM (BJKQV)

49 Bears. BIG BEARS. Fighting.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:09 PM (V13WU)

50
Yeah they changed all their recipes for the worse. A lot worse.

___________

"But the money we saved went to increasing shareholder value and meeting analyst expectations for this quarter!" - the MBAs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:09 PM (/U27+)

51 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 10, 2021 07:09 PM (xPl2J)

52 Good to see that the kids in the back are catching up.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:09 PM (BJKQV)


Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)

53
Liked the Basset Hound carrying his food bowl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I wonder how much of it got spilled after he actually started eating it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

54
"Let there be no doubt, this individual got exactly what he deserved," the sheriff said. "And to those out there that might be foolish enough to ask why we shot him so many times, the answer is simple: evil can never be dead enough."

Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (X5CsJ)

55 I think I got the Covid. I have a headache and this Campbells bean and bacon soup tastes like crap.
Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)


Does the can have a green label on it? Healthy something or other, because I found those are awful.

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (8k7U7)

56 Damn, top story at WZs is a doozy. Motherfuckers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (z4k8L)

57 Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:06 PM (QjTq9)

Heeelll yes. And I have fresh dominican perfectos to go with it for this weekend. One day, we should pour a glass and fire one up and talk mad smack around the fire.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (GI9K/)

58 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd.

They probably figured it was that or get firebombed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (SchxB)

59 I think I might be impervious to Covid. My Minimightyclorians kicked it to the curb March 2020.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

60 51 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 10, 2021 07:09 PM (xPl2J)
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The chai was named for its founder Sam Battisone, wh was know to his many friends as Sam-Bo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (GkEUY)

61 54
"Let there be no doubt, this individual got exactly what he deserved," the sheriff said. "And to those out there that might be foolish enough to ask why we shot him so many times, the answer is simple: evil can never be dead enough."
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (X5CsJ)

*goes scrolling back through animal videos to see what he missed*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (z4k8L)

62 Cambell's used to have all these cool soups, long gone now.

Mulligatawny
Scotch Broth
Pepper Pot
Chicken Gumbo
Black Bean

Apparently Campbell's condensed soup is doing so badly that they might be discontinued

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

63 OK, so nobody made the "pussy in a box" joke yet?

**shakes head**

This place. You people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (2JVJo)

64 I think I got the Covid. I have a headache and this Campbells bean and bacon soup tastes like crap.
Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

since Campbells went halal, their bean and bacon soup is made from camel meat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (h9MiE)

65
Guys who appreciate really exquisite pancakes know where to go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021


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Had a good waffle and some spicy bacon at a Big Bad Breakfast in Hoover, AL, yesterday. I mentioned we had fled the hurricane, and darned if our waitress didn't get the manager to take 20% off our bill! I left her more than that in tip, but it was worth it. She was Brazilian. No idea if she was pretty, as she was wearing a face diaper. But nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (bz/l6)

66 58 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd.

They probably figured it was that or get firebombed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (SchxB)

Most likely this. And probably with people inside. And the murderers would get a ticker-tape parade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (z4k8L)

67 OK, so nobody made the "pussy in a box" joke yet?

**shakes head**

This place. You people.


Considering the euphemistic uses of "pussy" and "box", it just seemed kind of redundant.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (SchxB)

68 COJ, I'm lovin that idea. A couple more years of attrition and I can travel a little.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (QjTq9)

69 63 OK, so nobody made the "pussy in a box" joke yet?

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You mean like quantum uncertainty, or do you mean like genitalia?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (GkEUY)

70 63 OK, so nobody made the "pussy in a box" joke yet?

**shakes head**

This place. You people.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (2JVJo)

I am at work. I have a sense of propriety.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (z4k8L)

71 No idea if she was pretty, as she was wearing a face diaper. But nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Nice women don't have to be particularly pretty.

Posted by: MkY at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Foq6I)

72 Nobody put my pussy in a box.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

73 They used to have (many moons ago) a 'Homestyle' chicken noodle condensed soup that had more carrots and so forth, but also had a richer, more savory taste. Gone now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:07 PM (z4k8L)


Oh I remember that! It was pretty good, as Campbell's goes. I didn't know they got rid of it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (hP4QN)

74 You mean like quantum uncertainty, or do you mean like genitalia?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (GkEUY)

Could be either.

Heisenberg's Vagina never caught on for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (z4k8L)

75 NY Post reports FBI funded a neonazi publisher revealed in court documents.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (UHVv4)

76 Does the can have a green label on it? Healthy something or other, because I found those are awful.
Posted by: WeBoned! at September 10, 2021 07:10 PM (8k7U7)


It's worse when you find the green label IN it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2021 07:15 PM (axyOa)

77 Heisenberg's Vagina never caught on for some reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (z4k8L)

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LOL

And it worked so well in the focus groups.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:15 PM (GkEUY)

78 Puppy going all martial arts on that cat

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:15 PM (2JoB8)

79 A big can (they were all big cans IIRC) of the chunky steak and potato over an entire bag of egg noodles and eaten with a cheap-ass loaf of white trash bread would feed a 20 year old Moron Robbie for three or four or more meals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:15 PM (9ULwW)

80 Oh I remember that! It was pretty good, as Campbell's goes. I didn't know they got rid of it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 07:14 PM (hP4QN)

They still have a 'version'. A pale, effeminant shadow of it's former self. Yes, I am still talking about soup. It was good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (z4k8L)

81 I think I got the Covid. I have a headache and this Campbells bean and bacon soup tastes like crap.
Posted by: f'd


I have a story that you may find useful( Begin Story) So, I got this 2lb (?) pack of Italian cured meats - prosciutto, bresaola, something else. In the past I found them acceptable. But these ones tasted awful. I threw them away. Recently I got a notice that the pack I bought was contaminated with some bacilli and should be thrown away immediately. (end of story)

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (V13WU)

82 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd.

They probably figured it was that or get firebombed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (SchxB)

The sad irony is that there are no tigers in Africa. Little black Sambo was a swarthy Aryan from India.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (h9MiE)

83 No idea if she was pretty, as she was wearing a face diaper. But nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (bz/l6)


Did she have a nice pooper? That's what matters.

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (8k7U7)

84 I'm following the story out of South Carolina about the Rich Guy who claimed he was shot in the head while changing a tire by the side of the road. Superficial wound, if that. Hinky.

This is two months after his wife and son were shot to death (unsolved). Rich Guy embezzled funds from his company, was recently fired. The son who was murdered had been charged with killing a girl in a reckless boating accident.

I'd bet the mortgage payment that Rich Guy murdered his wife and son. I'm waiting for the press conference announcing his arrest.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (UsshY)

85 >>>62 Cambell's used to have all these cool soups, long gone now.

Mulligatawny

...

No Soup for you! NEXT!

Posted by: The Soup Nazi at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (0G13K)

86 I have to say that leftwing twitter today is getting very chesty. From the certain drone strikes on patriots to the right to never breathe a virus again, they talk like fatherless teenage boys right before they fucked with the wrong guy

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (ZZK0E)

87 Cats are pretty easy to catch with a box.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (Tnijr)

88 NY Post reports FBI funded a neonazi publisher revealed in court documents.

If it weren't for the FBI providing money, plots, equipment, I bet half the radical groups in the country would just disappear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

89 From WZ: Andrew Yang is starting a third party. WZ dismisses it, but I'm not so sure. I suspect there are a lot of Dems who are embarrassed to admit their affiliation. Also, the NTers will join, so that's at least another dozen.

https://tinyurl.com/2a6c9ztr

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (ZsR3z)

90 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 10, 2021
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The chai was named for its founder Sam Battisone, wh was know to his many friends as Sam-Bo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021


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I have fond memories of going to one on the Gulf Coast with the future Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 when we were dating, in 1981 or so. A great place to eat after strenuous and romantic sex. (But then, what place isn't?)

(In the movie Pete and Tillie, Walter Matthau takes Carol Burnett to his favorite bistro, Bing's. He says that so many people eat there after having sex, the slogan should be, "After bangs, Bing's.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (bz/l6)

91 The last Sambo's was in Santa Barbara and changed it's name last year because of George Floyd. They probably figured it was that or get firebombed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 10, 2021 07:11 PM (SchxB) Most likely this. And probably with people inside. And the murderers would get a ticker-tape parade. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (z4k8L)

And Little Black Sambo of the story was dot-Indian, not African-American.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (BMmaB)

92 Dinty Moore Beef stew is also not as good as it used to be.

I suspect getting rid of MSG and/or transfats to be the culprit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (z4k8L)

93 I gave up on Progresso when they quit making their black bean soup.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (QjTq9)

94
Denmark has officially ended all the china virus bullshit in their country.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 10, 2021 07:17 PM (ejyaU)

95 Fuck Biden.

Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 07:18 PM (IkO4H)

96 NY Post reports FBI funded a neonazi publisher revealed in court documents.

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I don't think it will be at all surprising for an employee to be the one actively performing the deed required to move on to the next big event, and they'll arrest some poor youtuber.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:18 PM (9ULwW)

97 Campbells beef with barley, I love that one. And Chunky Sirloin Burger but I don't eat the weird burgers, I like the veggies and sauce only.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:18 PM (UsshY)

98 82@AOP, Horde mind!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (BMmaB)

99 Mulligatawny
Scotch Broth
Pepper Pot
Chicken Gumbo
Black Bean

Apparently Campbell's condensed soup is doing so badly that they might be discontinued
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

They also used to have one of the few canned Manhattan-style clams chowders you could find.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (h9MiE)

100 95 Fuck Biden.
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 07:18 PM (IkO4H

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Line in the left, one piece of rebar each.

Posted by: Centurion #4 at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (GkEUY)

101
Andrew Yang is a coward and a grifter. His new fake party will never criticize the Democrat party, unless it's for not going far-left enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (ejyaU)

102 I feel your pain, there's not much good soup out there.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (ZZK0E)

103 Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (V13WU)

Yeccch.

I have to be really careful when shopping at the commissary. They always have stuff on the shelves that's expired.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (hP4QN)

104 >>>BEAR FIGHT!

What those two need is a helpful, caring human to step in between them and say Enough! If you two can't play nicely together, you won't be allowed to play with each other at all.

Where is Timothy Treadwell when you need him?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (hVqGz)

105 Fuck Biden.
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021


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I saw an actual bumper sticker today with that exact wording. No asterisks or punny euphemisms, just that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (bz/l6)

106 I had a taste for a grilled cheese and tomato soup. Got some Campbell's, non condensed, and it tasted like they put a bag of sugar in a batch calling for a tsp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)

107 there's the hot, prepared soups at most grocery stores but the problem is this:

it's either $8 a cup like at wegmans.

or it's at Giant and homeless people have been sticking their dick in it all day

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (ZZK0E)

108 You mean like quantum uncertainty, or do you mean like genitalia?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (GkEUY)

You have to open the box to find out.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (BJKQV)

109 I'd bet the mortgage payment that Rich Guy murdered his wife and son. I'm waiting for the press conference announcing his arrest.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (UsshY)


I saw where they said he had an airtight alibi. Doesn't mean he didn't hire someone to do it, though. And isn't there another son?

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (hP4QN)

110 I saw an actual bumper sticker today with that exact wording. No asterisks or punny euphemisms, just that.

-

shattered norms by magtards, say the leftwing assholes who got their flaming ghey 5 year olds to say fuck on the internet

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (ZZK0E)

111 106 I had a taste for a grilled cheese and tomato soup. Got some Campbell's, non condensed, and it tasted like they put a bag of sugar in a batch calling for a tsp.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 10, 2021 07:20 PM (C1Lsn)

Everything tomato base seems to have gone for sweet instead of spicy. I think they are trying to punch up flavor after they had to remove the salt from everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (z4k8L)

112 BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

113 They also used to have one of the few canned Manhattan-style clams chowders you could find.

Yep. I like it, but I can't really call it chowdair.

And yeah Beef Stew ain't what it used to be. Probably fat reduction, I agree. And corn syrup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

114 In the bear fight you can at times see another bear moving in the background. Probably the bitch they are fighting over.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (xPl2J)

115
They also used to have one of the few canned Manhattan-style clams chowders you could find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (h9MiE)

___________

Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (/U27+)

116 Made a batch of onion soup yesterday. Chucked a couple of beef neck bones in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (QjTq9)

117 I need this thread at night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (Irn0L)

118 t's either $8 a cup like at wegmans.

or it's at Giant and homeless people have been sticking their d*** in it all day


Geez, just where is your Giant?

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (ZsR3z)

119 "I saw where they said he had an airtight alibi. Doesn't mean he didn't hire someone to do it, though. And isn't there another son?
Posted by: Jordan61"

The thing sounds like Columbo episode

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

120 Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:13 PM (QjTq9)

I'm already scheming for the road trip for next Tejas MoMe. Sturgis is on the schedule already, so it'll just be an extended vacation.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 07:22 PM (GI9K/)

121 Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (/U27+)

No that's the new orleans style. The tomato one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:22 PM (z4k8L)

122 Busted!

Posted by: Hobo Soup Fucker at September 10, 2021 07:22 PM (ieiKN)

123 Geez, just where is your Giant?
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (ZsR3z)

He shouldn't be hard to find...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:22 PM (z4k8L)

124 Everything tomato base seems to have gone for sweet instead of spicy.

Yeah, it used to be that people would put sugar in tomato recipes because the old tomatoes of the past were more bitter and acidic, so the sugar cut it. But modern tomatoes are not so much so and do not need it. You can see in old recipe books they always throw sugar in the spaghetti sauce and its really unnecessary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (KZzsI)

125 Hadrian, AMEN.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (QjTq9)

126 "BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home."

Dammit!

Posted by: Don Leemon at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (x6uUk)

127 112 BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)
----------

Now they just need to figure out whose SWAT team will enforce it. I'm guessing the Dept of Agriculture.

You know, jurisdiction and all.

Posted by: Centurion #4 at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (GkEUY)

128 Manhattan Clams would be a good name for a football team.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

129 Yes Jordan there's another son. If Rich Guy's alibi is airtight it definitely means he hired someone. Just a weird story all around.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (UsshY)

130 Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (/U27+)

Eh, I like both kinds, if they are made well. Two entirely different soups, both yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (h9MiE)

131 Yeccch.

I have to be really careful when shopping at the commissary. They always have stuff on the shelves that's expired.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:19 PM (hP4QN)

This one was tricky - not past expiration date. Trust your tastebuds people, if something tastes awful, it probably is !

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (V13WU)

132 No that's the new orleans style. The tomato one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There is no New Orleans clam chowder.


Sorry.

Posted by: Miklos, sorry not sorry at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

133 you know what I'm saying, the prepared hot foods at less than high end grocery stores are just sad. At Whole Foods, chef's kiss, people be buying shit up...but at Safeway? crickets. That soup's been there for 3 hours with a half inch skin on top.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (ZZK0E)

134 t's either $8 a cup like at wegmans.

or it's at Giant and homeless people have been sticking their d*** in it all day

Geez, just where is your Giant?
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021


***
"Drop Your Load on the Giant Toad!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (bz/l6)

135 Did she have a nice pooper? That's what matters.
Posted by: WeBoned! at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM


That just makes you an object of ridicule around here. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

136 One of my fondest childhood memories was going to a slightly hippie-ish bulk foods stores in suburban Chicago with my mother. Their dried potato leek soup mix was the stuff of legend.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (+WWsf)

137 Ann Barnhardt is livid about some fucking doctor that intentionally made is look like Ivermectin is super easy to OD on.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (xopIz)

138 New Orleans style Chowder looks like New England with bacon added, how can that be wrong?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

139 COJ, I'll meet you at the drive with 3 fingers of Balvenie.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (QjTq9)

140 Can we still make it in our dorm rooms?

Posted by: Wellesley gals circa 1910 at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (UsshY)

141 BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)


OSHA, man.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (V13WU)

142 Campbell's reduced the fat in all their recipes. Don't know exactly how or what but they reduced the calories and any time you take fat out of a recipe it will always taste flat.

I'm guessing maybe some lard or real butter.

And they did it to their entire line of stuff. Now some of their stuff could take the removal of the fat and some already was lo fat.

And they did not take the trouble to rework the recipes for taste cause eff the customer that's why.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (nzLi4)

143 128 Manhattan Clams would be a good name for a football team.
Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

That was their Lingerie League Football team, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (z4k8L)

144 You can see in old recipe books they always throw sugar in the spaghetti sauce and its really unnecessary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (KZzsI)


I didn't know this. I always throw a pinch of sugar into my sauce. Next time I'll try it without.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (hP4QN)

145 not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review

see the sidebar

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (0G13K)

146 BREAKING

By Executive Order, Biden has banned not banning things

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

147 I saw the Manhattan Clams open for Pussy Riot at the Gorge.

My first "I saw" yay me.

Posted by: Bosk at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (x6uUk)

148 Pandas don't have a thumb, but they have a spur that extends from the wrist that the "fingers" can flex against, so they can grasp things.

You can see that in the red panda video

Also the cutie animal has some pretty impressive claws there

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (HG00O)

149 you know, I had fried green tomatoes the other day and I was shocked they were good. I guess I should've trusted southerners to deep fry something. It was like an acceptable meat taste and texture. Anyone know if it's slave food or other poor people meat substitute?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (ZZK0E)

150
BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

__________

Oh man, someone brought homemade pralines to a show I was at a couple of weeks ago. I was a good boy and had only one but, damn, it was good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (/U27+)

151 I'd also guess that canned soups have seen steady, incremental salt reductions over the last generation or two, and the old stuff had borderline nuclear levels of sodium compared to today's offerings.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (+WWsf)

152 runner, Biden said something like "Pfizer's got a new old fashioned fudge injection that you'll all love!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

153 Reading Leftist utopia after utopia is declaring the un-Vax 2nd class citizens

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

154 New Orleans style Chowder looks like New England with bacon added, how can that be wrong?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

I always thought New England chowder had bacon in it as a matter of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (h9MiE)

155 The problem was in the 90s there was this double curse to food: a push for low fat and a push for low salt. Take those away and your food becomes miserable. And not really any healthier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (KZzsI)

156 Ann Barnhardt is livid about some fucking doctor that intentionally made is look like Ivermectin is super easy to OD on.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021


***
For those people who can't manage to set a ring along a scale to measure out the right amount for their body weight, sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (bz/l6)

157 If you really think about it, the entire Marvel cinematic universe is a transgender allegory.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (L5JfO)

158 >>> 144 You can see in old recipe books they always throw sugar in the spaghetti sauce and its really unnecessary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (KZzsI)


I didn't know this. I always throw a pinch of sugar into my sauce. Next time I'll try it without.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (hP4QN)

Use milk and/or a little bit of nutmeg to counter the acidity.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (ACi07)

159 not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review

see the sidebar
Posted by: ace

Unless you pointed that out, the Horde would never have known

Posted by: Miklos sez Thanks Ace! at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)

160 ace, so the blow job stand next to the interstate in DC didn't work out for Jonah? Sad!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

161 >>> 157 If you really think about it, the entire Marvel cinematic universe is a transgender allegory.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (L5JfO)

I don't get it.... I thought that was the Matrix?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:27 PM (ACi07)

162 @145: "not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review"

The circular human centipede of conservative grift is now complete!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:27 PM (+WWsf)

163 Biden said something like "Pfizer's got a new old fashioned fudge injection that you'll all love!"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)


and then he said this is not about freedom, its about regular fudge

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (V13WU)

164
Ann Barnhardt is always livid about something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (/U27+)

165 HERSHEY HIGHWAY SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (ieiKN)

166 I guess I should've trusted southerners to deep fry something.

Some southern food is ghastly like chitlins, but most of it you can trust without hesitation. Fried green tomatoes sounds odd but its really satisfying.

You can do the same thing with Tomatillos for a more lemony version.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

167 not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review

Well, it isn't like all the others clamoring for his services use up all his spare time.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (ZsR3z)

168 Jordan, I gotta quote Hadrian here. Sugar in sgetti sauce is an abomination.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (QjTq9)

169
Manhattan clam chowder is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (/U27+)


Try leaving out the cherry and the bitters next time?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (HG00O)

170 For those people who can't manage to set a ring along a scale to measure out the right amount for their body weight, sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Posted by: Emanations from St. George Floyd at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (QzkSJ)

171 Today I saw a whole bunch of Trump signs on cars Waaay more than usual.

Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

172 I had a neighbor in Erie who was the deli cook for a mostly Italian neighborhood grocery. She would bring home soup on occasion and the cream of mushroom was great. Secret recipe was a #10 can of Campbell's, a few of those little cans of mushroom pieces, and a stick of butter. Longer it sat on the steam table, the better it got.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (C1Lsn)

173 That Biden guy was a pest. Always sneaking in to steal our bloomers and our fudge.

Posted by: Wellesley gals circa 1910 at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (UsshY)

174 145 not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review

see the sidebar
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (0G13K)

All hail the conquering hero.

Cry 'Havoc!' and let loose the couch jokes and liberalism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (z4k8L)

175 I'd also guess that canned soups have seen steady, incremental salt reductions over the last generation or two, and the old stuff had borderline nuclear levels of sodium compared to today's offerings.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021


***
I don't think they've reduced the salt much. Half a can of Campbell's regular soup, not the green-label Healthy Request, has 48% of your RDA of sodium.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (bz/l6)

176 If it were not for ace I'd have no idea who this Jonah fellow is.
Now I know. He is the enemy.

Posted by: Bosk at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (x6uUk)

177 Reading Leftist utopia after utopia is declaring the un-Vax 2nd class citizens
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:26 PM (2JoB


Fine with me. I don't want any of those f*ckers near me.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (hP4QN)

178 @154: "I always thought New England chowder had bacon in it as a matter of course."

Most modern recipes do. I'm guessing more traditional versions used basic salt pork to get things started in the stew pot.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (+WWsf)

179 I suspect it's back to masks for every building here but not sure.

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB8)

180 Manhattan Clams would be a good name for a football team.
Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)



Being a supposed Gentleman, LOL, I ain't going there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (Irn0L)

181 Evening.

--------

BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

You know things are fucked up when you can't tell if something like this is a joke or not.

*Googles "Joe Biden bans fudge" to be sure*

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (6Umk6)

182 I mean, good for Herr Goldberg but, how sad does the National Review look at this point?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

183 This story came out yesterday:

@samstein
NYT: The drone strike that the military said took out a potential ISIS car bomber right before we departed Afghanistan likely hit a a longtime worker for a U.S. aid group who was bringing people to and from work.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (BJKQV)

184 >>> 164
Ann Barnhardt is always livid about something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:28 PM (/U27+)

Oh, not always. She is cheerful sometimes. Also, sometimes cheerfully livid.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (ACi07)

185 Ben Had, finding sugar in their spaghetti sauce was how Corleone family associates knew they were about to get whacked...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

186 Robert, I don't blame you!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

187 not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review

see the sidebar
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:25 PM (0G13K)

See? This is why we pay you the big bucks. I would never have found out, otherwise.

Did you pressure-wash the Hazmat suit afterwards?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (h9MiE)

188 Ann Barnhardt is always livid about something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Could be Rosacea

Or Lupus

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

189 i really like split pea and ham soup. preferably with bacon grease in the mix.

Can't have it, though. Lots and lots of carbs.

(I guess i could have it on a cheat day but there are a lot of things i'd rather eat on a cheat day!)

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (0G13K)

190 Ann Barnhardt is livid about some fucking doctor that intentionally made is look like Ivermectin is super easy to OD on.

***

Yep, notoriously easy. It's why millions of illiterate 5th world sh*tholers who can't figure out how to use wheels have taken billions of doses over the last 40 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (kb4+v)

191 I'd bet the mortgage payment that Rich Guy murdered his wife and son. I'm waiting for the press conference announcing his arrest.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:16 PM (UsshY)

++++
Also, besides the boating death, there were two other deaths associated with that family. One was some young gay guy and another was a housekeeper. The history of these people just gets weirder and weirder. And yes, I'm thinking the husband.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (XZvba)

192 Now they just need to figure out whose SWAT team will enforce it. I'm guessing the Dept of Agriculture.
You know, jurisdiction and all.
Posted by: Centurion #4 at September 10, 2021 07:23 PM (GkEUY)


Surgeon General's Assault Guards

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (HG00O)

193 Campbell's has a golden mushroom soup which as far as I can tell is unique to them but its really good. Its basically a blend of onion soup and mushrooms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

194 Now I want fudge

Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

195 There is a brand Yes soup that are pretty good, not sure who makes them.

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

196 I guess the effeminate pissant Ramesh Ponuru is making it plain that National Review is now a liberal magazine.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:31 PM (0G13K)

197 141 BREAKING NEWS: Via executive order, Joe Biden has banned the making of old fashioned fudge at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:21 PM


But packing it at Man's Country is still totes ok, Joe. Remember that.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 10, 2021 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

198 AOP, even high pressure-washing doesn't remove the stink of NR. Gotta burn the suit.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

199 Skip, the Yes soups are all Campbells.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

200 I love split pea soup and its stupid easy to make. But it blows a hole through me like a post hole digger, just can't eat it any more

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

201 Campbell's, or maybe it was Pepperidge Farm, used to make "Hunter's Soup" that was very tasty.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (ACi07)

202 Ben Had, finding sugar in their spaghetti sauce was how Corleone family associates knew they were about to get whacked...
Posted by: qdpsteve


"Diabetic complications. Tragic, it happens"

Posted by: Coroner who knows what's good for him at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

203 Tell 'em Joe sent ya-get a free glass of wine on the house.

Posted by: Lenny's Clam Bar at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (JPtHE)

204 Miss Linda and I are taking the ivermectin once a month. No side effects. Unless you count the desire to run periodically as fast as possible around a track, that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (bz/l6)

205 Campbell's has a golden mushroom soup which as far as I can tell is unique to them but its really good. Its basically a blend of onion soup and mushrooms.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)


That one is good. I use it as a sauce sometimes when I'm feeling lazy.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (hP4QN)

206 I guess the effeminate pissant Ramesh Ponuru is making it plain that National Review is now a liberal magazine.

You can count on Jonah to bring the butch to whatever rag hires him.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (ZsR3z)

207 This story came out yesterday:

@samstein
NYT: The drone strike that the military said took out a potential ISIS car bomber right before we departed Afghanistan likely hit a a longtime worker for a U.S. aid group who was bringing people to and from work.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (BJKQV)


Blame Biden. Not the military. Biden took the credit.

Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 This story came out yesterday:

@samstein
NYT: The drone strike that the military said took out a potential ISIS car bomber right before we departed Afghanistan likely hit a a longtime worker for a U.S. aid group who was bringing people to and from work.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (BJKQV)

Jesus, we hit everybody *but* the Taliban, Qaeda or Isis Special K!

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (6Umk6)

209 Helena, it became "Hunter Biden's Soup" and all the customers died mysteriously...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

210 The thing that I like is how the push against Ivermectin is taking on the Streisand Effect. Lots of "normal" people are asking about it now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (kb4+v)

211 Sheesh, fine. No more sugar in the sauce.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (hP4QN)

212 qdpsteve, nice calling card. The sweet taste of death.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (QjTq9)

213 washrivergal I didn't know about the two other deaths. Wow.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (UsshY)

214 >>> 209 Helena, it became "Hunter Biden's Soup" and all the customers died mysteriously...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

EWWWWW

Bad Steve!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (ACi07)

215 Coroner, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

216 best soup. Really good in the fall. Sausage and pumpkin soup

https://genaw.com/lowcarb/
pumpkin_sausage_soup.html

It's so obviously a Fall recipe. I call it Autumn in a Bowl.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (0G13K)

217 @samstein
NYT: The drone strike that the military said took out a potential ISIS car bomber right before we departed Afghanistan likely hit a a longtime worker for a U.S. aid group who was bringing people to and from work.

**

They didn't want to avoid drone strikes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (kb4+v)

218 Anyone know if it's slave food or other poor people meat substitute?
Posted by: Tim Riggins

Nah, man. It's fried tomatoes! Why does it have to be anything else?

Posted by: MkY at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (Foq6I)

219 Same here. Love split pea and make it in the winter times.
I had no idea it had lots of carbs. Which I'm trying to avoid.
Damn.

Posted by: Bosk at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (x6uUk)

220 195 There is a brand Yes soup that are pretty good, not sure who makes them.

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I think it's the infiniti to campbell's nissan.

they're good-ish but healthy. like Italian Wedding with wheat noodles and turkey meatballs or something unsatisfying.

yeah, a good soup in a can is hard to find these days. My grocery store has a chinese near it, one that doesn't make me want to die...and I stare at it as I walk in, thinking, "you know, I could order a large wonton soup and it'd be ready when I leave..." but I never do. [cue the directing and music for the giovanni ribsi speech from saving private ryan]

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (ZZK0E)

221 @175: "... has 48% of your RDA of sodium."

Sure, no doubt, but I suspect it was even higher before mandatory food labeling was standardized in the early '90s. Campbell's et al probably decided those sodium numbers would look obscene when spelled out in clear black and white text.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (+WWsf)

222 Where's this Rich Guy murder story, did I miss something in an earlier post?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (ACi07)

223 It's so obviously a Fall recipe. I call it Autumn in a Bowl.

Mom used to make squash with sausage baked in the middle, everyone but me liked it. Never liked squash as a kid. I might like it okay now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

224 best soup. Really good in the fall. Sausage and pumpkin soup

Nope, that honor goes to New England clam chowder. Although there's no soup that isn't made perfect by a metric asston of cream and butter.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (ZsR3z)

225 Dang it, Ace! There went my margins on my phone. Now I need my extra-strength cheaters.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (hP4QN)

226 For what it's worth, I found out that my old dog loves vienna sausages. And loves them to the point I had to hide the can after she'd licked it clean.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (5HBd1)

227 This demoniac lying piece of shit Dr. David Boulware, with full knowledge and malice aforethought collaborated with the Washington Post in the following abject, premeditated lie about Ivermectin in the horse paste form:

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (xopIz)

228 NYT: The drone strike that the military said took out a potential ISIS car bomber right before we departed Afghanistan likely hit a a longtime worker for a U.S. aid group who was bringing people to and from work.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (BJKQV)

Jesus, we hit everybody *but* the Taliban, Qaeda or Isis Special K!

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yeah, it's awful, which is why I wrote that watching the miley video of him justifying droning an ally to pretend biden is tuff against terror (TM). Dude is pale as fuck, needs vitamin D and some sun, maybe hit the gym too and also, seppuku by polar bear in lieu of resigning.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (ZZK0E)

229 Golden Mushroom soup is good in crockpot pot roast.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (UsshY)

230 Jordan, my go to sauce is spinach Florentine.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (QjTq9)

231 I dislike sugar in cornbread, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:35 PM (kb4+v)

232 >>>225 Dang it, Ace! There went my margins on my phone. Now I need my extra-strength cheaters.

what post did I blow the margins on? The one with the pumpkin soup link is no longer than the average line.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (0G13K)

233 At the end of fall before the freeze, your tomato plants will still be popping out tomatoes but they won't turn red in time. You gotta do something with 'em, and fried green tomatoes is the result of that. So is tomato relish and the like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (KZzsI)

234 I use onion soup mix to make meat loaf. Is that wrong ?

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)

235
best soup. Really good in the fall. Sausage and pumpkin soup

_________

We have a recipe for creamy potato soup with ham and bacon. Soups with high heat capacity are the best fall soups..

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (/U27+)

236 Look if we're going to drone strike everyone but the bad guys can we at least hit a few hipster metal bands? Deafheaven would be a good start.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (OWyKL)

237 Where's this Rich Guy murder story, did I miss something in an earlier post?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 07:34 PM (ACi07)

The fat bastard drunk lawyer in SC who's friends and family keep turning up dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (Irn0L)

238 I suspect it's back to masks for every building here but not sure.
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB


I'm waiting for the local Irish pub to be mask Nazis again. Which is actually fine with me - I could stand to dry out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (2JVJo)

239 i put a break in the pumpkin soup link

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (0G13K)

240 Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:24 PM (QjTq9)

I'll have the Herfs, you just tell me what you want. And tell me you wear jeans too. I'd put a pillion seat on the hog.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (GI9K/)

241 I use onion soup mix to make meat loaf. Is that wrong ?

**

We use it in burgers occasionally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (kb4+v)

242 I use onion soup mix to make meat loaf. Is that wrong ?
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)

Nope.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (ieiKN)

243 " Where's this Rich Guy murder story"

Daily Mail has the scoop.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

244 @189: "Can't have it, though. Lots and lots of carbs."

Split peas are ridiculously high in fiber though. Like almost off the charts levels of fiber. I'm don't know all the low carb keto diet rules and such, but I thought fiber carbs were somehow less offensive than other kinds of carbs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (+WWsf)

245 If the norms have been restored, why do I feel like the Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head?

Posted by: Nervous Ned at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (JPtHE)

246 I thought Panera's tomato soup was okay but they don't know how to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich. I guess I need to learn how to make tomato soup.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (5HBd1)

247 Around here we got Ivar's restaurants. I'm pretty sure they put little crack nuggets in their chowder. Delicious little crack nuggets.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (BJKQV)

248 what post did I blow the margins on? The one with the pumpkin soup link is no longer than the average line.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:36 PM (0G13K)


I thought it was that one. I think my phone just sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (hP4QN)

249 best soup. Really good in the fall. Sausage and pumpkin soup

https://genaw.com/lowcarb/
pumpkin_sausage_soup.html

It's so obviously a Fall recipe. I call it Autumn in a Bowl.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:33 PM (0G13K)

Grace Foods, from Jamaica, sells a pumpkin soup mix. Tried it once, not bad at all. Being Jamaican, tends to the spicy side. I found it at Wally World.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (h9MiE)

250 Good, That's what the box told me to do ...

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (V13WU)

251
not to upset the thread but jonah is back at National Review


Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

252 >>>'m don't know all the low carb keto diet rules and such, but I thought fiber carbs were somehow less offensive than other kinds of carbs.

they are but it has a ton of digestible regular carbs too.

peas are sweet. so they have a lot of sugar in them.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (0G13K)

253 Nervous Ned, that's what the Bidenistas want you to think.

Make them nuke us!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

254 I use onion soup mix to make meat loaf. Is that wrong ?

Sounds great to me. Its hard to do meatloaf wrong really, long as its not dry.

I like making potato soup as a poor man's meal but these days even dried milk causes me problems. I'm gonna be down to crackers and water in a few years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

255 Helena, look up Alex Murdaugh online, you'll see the whole sordid mess. He's Rich Guy.

I just realized his last name sounds like murder.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (UsshY)

256 I think Panera's french onion is really good, although it's less the soup than it is the bread bowl that has absorbed the soup. That's by far the best part to me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (kb4+v)

257
I'm don't know all the low carb keto diet rules and such, but I thought fiber carbs were somehow less offensive than other kinds of carbs.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (+WWsf)

_________

Subtract the fiber carbs from total carbs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (/U27+)

258 i put a break in the pumpkin soup link
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:37 PM (0G13K)


That fixed it, thanks! Now I need to hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:39 PM (hP4QN)

259 "Do you have a moment for some news? Not news such as "Biden slaughtered an innocent Afghan family after allowing Marines to be killed in a bombing" news, but news. And the best kind (for me.) Jonah is back where he belongs, with us athwart history, yelling "my ass hurts!".... Jay Nordlinger

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 10, 2021 07:39 PM (V8JPv)

260 Soups are complicated.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:39 PM (V13WU)

261 COJ, you can find the Wrangler "W" on my ass everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:40 PM (QjTq9)

262 One thing the Biden boobs are proving: If you're a serial killer, POTUS is a fantastic job.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

263 Uh, this covid scamdemic? It's worse than we could have ever dreamed...

Here is a video interview of Dr. Judy Mikovits. She is a researcher who tried to fight Fauci as far back as the 1980's:

https://tinyurl.com/yw2shy2f

You need to be seated for this one because it will either make you ill or enraged or both.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald Trump is our duly elected presiendt and covid came from a Chinese laboratory at September 10, 2021 07:40 PM (l0Cy4)

264 Anyone who counts peas as a carb ain't doing it right.

Posted by: MkY at September 10, 2021 07:40 PM (Foq6I)

265 I wish I could make some toasted cheese, like Aubrey and Maturin are forever eating. Not a sandwich, just cheese toasted on both sides, molten in the middle. Takes a particular kind of cheese to not just turn into a puddle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

266 peas are sweet. so they have a lot of sugar in them.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2021 07:38 PM (0G13K)

You would think that the explosive diaherra I have every time indulge in split pea soup would balance things out a bit. Alas, the keto gods are not so merciful.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:41 PM (BJKQV)

267 Star Trek is on. It's the one with those wet ass pussy Organians.

Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

268 re: Copycat
I've seen a neko sp? with Do you even lift bruh arms on the toobz somewhere

Posted by: DaveA at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

269 I wish I could make some toasted cheese, like Aubrey and Maturin are forever eating. Not a sandwich, just cheese toasted on both sides, molten in the middle. Takes a particular kind of cheese to not just turn into a puddle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

The cheese they had on board ship was probably dried out, and harder than the hubs of Hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (h9MiE)

270 French Onion soup is both super easy and tough to make. You gotta cook it like 6 hours and watch it closely to get it just right. But its sooo good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

271 It's the soup thread!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (Xrfse)

272 From Benny from today's presser [maybe a Fox reporter asking]...

"Vaccines are required for people at a business with more than 100 people. It is not a requirement for migrants at the border. Why?"

Psaki: "That's correct"

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (UHVv4)

273 Star Trek is on. It's the one with those wet ass pussy Organians.
Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

Biden's in this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (Irn0L)

274 Jonah isn't THE enemy just AN enemy.

He's a traitor in that he pretended he was/is conservative while taking leftist dollars and steering the naive and new into thinking that he represented conservative thought.

To me that's worse than an enemy. An enemy you can be prepared for. Treachery is always worse and disheartening as they cast a shadow on everyone forevermore. But in this case, few of the old time conservatives were really conservative.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (nzLi4)

275 The cheese they had on board ship was probably dried out, and harder than the hubs of Hell.

Yeah, with an outer crust that's just solid mold you have to shave off with a saber.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

276 Star Trek is on. It's the one with those wet ass pussy Organians.
Posted by: f'd at September 10, 2021


***

H & I has worked through almost the whole first season already?

Remember how powerful the Organians *really* were before making any judgments, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:43 PM (bz/l6)

277 Better turn this off before ONT shows up.
Actually post nightly in middle of night.
Have a great evening everyone.

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2021 07:43 PM (2JoB8)

278 265 I wish I could make some toasted cheese, like Aubrey and Maturin are forever eating. Not a sandwich, just cheese toasted on both sides, molten in the middle. Takes a particular kind of cheese to not just turn into a puddle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

Have you seen "Lobscouse and Spotted Dog: Which It's a Gastronomic Companion to the Aubrey/Maturin Novels"? I've been thinking of buying it. I think most of their deserts would count at fat bombs.

https://amzn.to/39cZZ65

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (BJKQV)

279 No side effects. Unless you count the desire to run periodically as fast as possible around a track, that is.
------------------------
Are you sure you didn't get the greyhound one by mistake??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (UHVv4)

280 Hi-Five - I Like the Way (The Kissing Game)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF3MB0U6DO8

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (E/NJa)

281 245 If the norms have been restored, why do I feel like the Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head?

--

because tyranny has been the norm for most of history

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ZZK0E)

282 Psaki: "That's correct"

I'm still waiting for a coherent, noncorrupt-sounding answer as to why Postal employees were exempted. I mean, "because we're craven, unprincipled hacks" would be honest, but probably not their best move politically.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ZsR3z)

283 271 It's the soup thread!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at September 10, 2021 07:42 PM (Xrfse)

No soup thread for you. Two weeks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

284 I believe they used parmesan cheese for the toast

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ZZK0E)

285 Skip, all the best to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (QjTq9)

286
The cheese they had on board ship was probably dried out, and harder than the hubs of Hell.

_________

Videos of hardtack recipes make me wonder how you ate them if, as was likely, most of your teeth are missing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (/U27+)

287 Have you seen "Lobscouse and Spotted Dog: Which It's a Gastronomic Companion to the Aubrey/Maturin Novels"?

Yep I have a copy. Its hilarious because several of the recipes are just oatmeal with slightly different spices or preparation. The notes about each recipe are very entertaining.

They cook with a lot of suet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (KZzsI)

288 So, Biden droned some innocent aid worker and his family and they lied about it

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (uUDKV)

289 Schrodinger's Snooch came right out of the box and said, "here I am, bitches."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (z3kfP)

290 No side effects. Unless you count the desire to run periodically as fast as possible around a track, that is.
------------------------
Are you sure you didn't get the greyhound one by mistake??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021


***
Pretty sure. I have no desire to chase anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (bz/l6)

291 "Biden's in this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

Yo! sinziggle de weebas Joe Biden Yo!

Posted by: Cardi Beep at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (Tnijr)

292 I use onion soup mix to make meat loaf. Is that wrong ?
___

I do the same thing.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 07:46 PM (E/NJa)

293 When I was first married a dish I used to make was browning pork chops in a little oil, pouring Campbell's Golden Mushroom soup over them and covering for about 20 minutes. I thought I was really some cook because my husband loved it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (XZvba)

294 They cook with a lot of suet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (KZzsI)

Ears perk up. Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Billboard Trial Lawyer at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (h9MiE)

295 I have never made meatloaf in my life. I don't know why.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (hP4QN)

296 Eat whatever you want, but god help you, don't screw around with Killick's chinaware.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (V8JPv)

297 Videos of hardtack recipes make me wonder how you ate them if, as was likely, most of your teeth are missing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (/U27+)

We made some at Ft. Vancouver. They weren't that bad. Even better if you dip them in grog.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (BJKQV)

298 Videos of hardtack recipes make me wonder how you ate them if, as was likely, most of your teeth are missing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Soaked it in your grog or coffee. Like the toothless old folks back in the day.

Mom would make 'puppy soup' - toast soaked in hot milk or coffee for her tooth challenged kin.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)

299 SMH!!! I'm gonna need some Sam and Dave on your playlist.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:48 PM (QjTq9)

300 I have never made meatloaf in my life.

It makes an indifferent meal, but nice sandwiches from the leftovers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

301 When I was first married a dish I used to make was browning pork chops in a little oil, pouring Campbell's Golden Mushroom soup over them and covering for about 20 minutes. I thought I was really some cook because my husband loved it.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (XZvba)


That's what I do! Or I'll brown some meatballs and add the soup.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:48 PM (hP4QN)

302 We used to make pot roast in a slow cooker. Brown it, put it in the pot and sprinkle onion soup mix on top.

10 hours later, yum.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 07:48 PM (xopIz)

303 raclette is what the Swiss use. They mention it in Heidi.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 07:49 PM (5HBd1)

304 So, Biden droned some innocent aid worker and his family and they lied about it

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (uUDKV)

+++
Why else do you think he was in such a temper yesterday? We must be punished for his follies.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 07:49 PM (XZvba)

305 Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:40 PM (QjTq9)

Ha! Challenge accepted! ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 07:49 PM (GI9K/)

306 On the cardboard tank cat...Little know fact: CAT-CATs were George Lucas' first choice for Empire Strikes Back's Hoth battle scene, but ILM couldn't get all the suited-up cats to move in the same direction. Or move at all. So they switched to the bigger stop-motion "dinosaur dog" versions, and the rest is cinema history...

That's my story and I'm not sticking to it.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at September 10, 2021 07:49 PM (egOCw)

307 "Remember how powerful the Organians *really* were before making any judgments, though."

Why did they dick around so long before showing what they could do? They should have wacked the Klingons right off. Those assholes have no idea how to reign supreme power.

Posted by: Cardi Beep at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)

308 296 Eat whatever you want, but god help you, don't screw around with Killick's chinaware.

--

he shines the silverware too much. I reread the first 16 books this year and it's funny that Killick learned to make coffee after book 6 or so.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (ZZK0E)

309 We used that foul, lumpy, pasty New England style clam chowder to grease the treads of our Panzers!

The Fuhrer much enjoyed Manhattan-Style clam chowder only. That is why the Luftwaffe never bombed Times Square.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (JPtHE)

310 I'm guessing the American Postal Workers Union dropped the phrase "work stoppage" in a few emails to the White House, and the rest, as they say, is history. Biden's people are smart enough to know the optics of an USPS vaccine opt-out are really bad, but a nasty public squabble with the union woulda been worse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (+WWsf)

311 They called broken up hardtack "midshipman's nuts." So you could walk around the boat all day nibbling on midshipman's nuts. So the Navy really hasn't changed much I guess.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (BJKQV)

312 I'm still waiting for a coherent, noncorrupt-sounding answer as to why Postal employees were exempted. I mean, "because we're craven, unprincipled hacks" would be honest, but probably not their best move politically.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 07:44 PM (ZsR3z)


They are already stretched thin and 20%-50% walk out or slow down would crash the system

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (HG00O)

313 Videos of hardtack recipes make me wonder how you ate them

Yeah, plus the would get infested with bugs. There's a segment in the movie that shows them tapping the biscuits, which would help chase the bugs out of the bread. Its the scene with Maturin and Aubrey doing the lesser of two weevils joke.

They dipped them in any gravy or liquid they got, to soften them up some for one thing.

Several of the recipes in the Lobscouse book mentioned above call for putting a few biscuits in a bag and bashing them to crumbs with a belaying pin, or if you don't have one, a rolling pin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (KZzsI)

314 They mention it in Heidi.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

But not the un-aired final two Oakland touchdowns.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:51 PM (mD/uy)

315 Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, mushroom gravy and corn on the cob. Mmmm. Hold the ketchup.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 10, 2021 07:51 PM (z3kfP)

316 Mushroom pork chops?

Works for chicken breasts too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 07:51 PM (xopIz)

317
It makes an indifferent meal, but nice sandwiches from the leftovers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

++++
Now I am picturing you staring at your indifferent meatloaf meal with a skeptical eye.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (XZvba)

318 Why else do you think he was in such a temper yesterday? We must be punished for his follies.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 07:49 PM (XZvba)

Yeah. His speech became the news of the day instead of his stupid, flexing murder of this dude and his family.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (BJKQV)

319 Now I've asked people to quarter troops in their homes. And I've asked nicely.
And we've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin.

Thus I've just signed an order by which OSHA will require employers of over 100 people to take troops into their homes or face the consequences.

Posted by: Joe Biden Does the Bill of Rights at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (XHhHI)

320 speaking of hardtack, as a Steve1989 follower, I noticed that the US Military's woke bullshit doesn't end with destroying our anti-terror efforts and psychologically preparing us to be droned by our own military.

no, the standard US saltine cracker that has been in field rations since the Civil War has been fucked with over the last 20 years and doesn't even appear in some MREs now.

such bullshit, MRE's need a saltine cracker with spread. No non-salted crackers need apply.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (ZZK0E)

321 Soaked it in your grog or coffee. Like the toothless old folks back in the day.

Mom would make 'puppy soup' - toast soaked in hot milk or coffee for her tooth challenged kin.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)


The old timers would use yesterday's leftover coffee for that 'soup'. They wasted nothing!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald Trump is our duly elected president and covid came from a Chinese laboratory at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (l0Cy4)

322 I'm guessing the American Postal Workers Union dropped the phrase "work stoppage" in a few emails to the White House, and the rest, as they say, is history. Biden's people are smart enough to know the optics of an USPS vaccine opt-out are really bad, but a nasty public squabble with the union woulda been worse.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:50 PM (+WWsf)

and with so many Karens opting to stay at home, and getting all their purchases by mail, the posties have much more clout than in normal times.

Posted by: Billboard Trial Lawyer at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (h9MiE)

323 Freak accident killed a man going through a McDonald's drive-through.

It's the End of Days.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (UsshY)

324 Definitely can't have Biden getting punked by a government employee union. It would give ideas to the others about what to do about all the current and future bad ideas emanating from DC.

Posted by: CppThis at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (UewuT)

325 My PO has had a we're hiring sign up for a month. Not a sign but a huge banner.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:52 PM (QjTq9)

326 Hey, it wasn't Heidi's fault they cut from the game!!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 07:53 PM (5HBd1)

327 @297: "Even better if you dip them in grog."

That's the entire secret. Rehydration! Old Royal Navy standard ration was one whole gallon of grog or weak ale (3% ABV) per day. Probably needed half of that just to make the hardtack edible.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:53 PM (+WWsf)

328 So, Biden droned some innocent aid worker and his family and they lied about it
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2021 07:45 PM (uUDKV)


they bragged about it. They held it up as how tough Biden is.

Do you remember when the Spanish King went to Russia to hunt bear and Putin's boys grabbed a bear from a zoo and liquored it up so it couldn't run away?
This is worse, Biden bragged about shooting the milk goat to show he was up to the threat the wolves were presenting.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 07:53 PM (HG00O)

329 Mushroom pork chops?

Works for chicken breasts too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 07:51 PM (xopIz)


My mom just made dinner. Guess what she made? I think you're psychic.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (hP4QN)

330 Works for chicken breasts too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 07:51 PM (xopIz)

But it will get you thrown out of a gentlemans' club.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (h9MiE)

331 Hey, it wasn't Heidi's fault they cut from the game!!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

She was a Jet's fan. Nuff said.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (mD/uy)

332 Members of Congress and Their Staff Are Exempt From Biden's Vaccine Mandate

https://bit.ly/3BZSXh3

Posted by: Newsweek.com, yes, you could have bought us for $1! at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (l0Lgi)

333 We were Oakland fans. We were pissed off too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (5HBd1)

334 Hey, it wasn't Heidi's fault they cut from the game!!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 07:53 PM (5HBd1)
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As a once-NFL-fanatic, it is my dream that Heidi pre-empts the second half of the Superbowl again.

I might even watch Heidi.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (XHhHI)

335 >>> Posted by: Newsweek.com, yes, you could have bought us for $1! at September 10, 2021 07:54 PM (l0Lgi)

Posted by: No, not YOU, peon at September 10, 2021 07:55 PM (ACi07)

336 You know....time capsules and treasures left for the future never work out . Besides...who will guard this treasure?

They should had put globular globs of human fat sucked out of rich thighs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 10, 2021 07:55 PM (obcVG)

337 Can't-Miss Meatloaf (came out of a church cookbook 30 years ago)
sauce
1/2 cup ketchup, 1/2 cup brown sugar, 1 tbsp lemon juice, 1 tsp dry mustard,

meatloaf
2 lb ground beef, 3 slices bread, crumbled, 1/4 cup dried onion, 1 egg, beaten, 1 beef bouillon cube, crumbled, 3 tbsp lemon juice

mix the sauce ingredients, mix the meatloaf ingredients, then mix 1/3 of the sauce in with the meatloaf ingredients. Set the sauce in the fridge. Put the meat in 9x5 pan in a loaf shape (use cooking spray to prevent sticking). Bake at 350 for an hour. Remove, pour off fat, pour sauce over top and cook for ten more minutes.
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Trust me on this one. It's called "Can't Miss" for a reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:55 PM (kb4+v)

338 Tonypete, you doing good, Brother?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 07:56 PM (QjTq9)

339 Trust me on this one. It's called "Can't Miss" for a reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 10, 2021 07:55 PM (kb4+v)
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Laser sight.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 07:56 PM (XHhHI)

340 For #62, #85, #99, and anyone else who likes Mulligatawny Soup, or thinks they might, I posted my mom's recipe on my abandoned-but-not-deleted blog 17 years ago: link (hope that works). Sorry the page looks so bad on today's wider screens: just cut and paste it into a word document.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 10, 2021 07:56 PM (xF8ee)

341
Remove, pour off fat

___________


BZZZZT! Wrong!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 07:57 PM (/U27+)

342 I got White Rabbit stuck in my head....second day now

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:57 PM (V13WU)

343 Pour off fat into a different pan and make a gravy for your mashed potatoes!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 07:57 PM (+WWsf)

344 damn earworm !

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (V13WU)

345 Damn! Apparently the link was deleted when I posted. I found it by searching "Mulligatawny Weevil": it was the first hit on DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (xF8ee)

346 Soaked it in your grog or coffee. Like the toothless old folks back in the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)

Fun fact. Grog was named after British Vice-Admiral Edward Vernon who was called "Old Grog" because of the coat he wore. He added it to British sailor's daily rations in exchange for banning them from having any other alcohol on the ship.

Admiral Vernon had served with George Washington's older half-brother, Lawrence Washington. When Lawrence bought a Virginia estate he named it after his old commander - Mount Vernon.

#AndNowYouKnowTheRestOfTheStory

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (BJKQV)

347 Ben Had - yes, thanks for asking. I think the final remnants of the anesthesia have worn off and I feel pretty much back to normal. Still suppose to take it easy for a few days though.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)

348
Thus I've just signed an order by which OSHA will require employers of over 100 people to take troops into their homes or face the consequences.
Posted by: Joe Biden Does the Bill of Rights


Afghan troops.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

349 BZZZZT! Wrong!

My mom used to make an old dish where she'd brown the rice in the hamburger as it was cooking, then add tomato sauce and vegetables to bake down and cook the rice. No draining grease.

Its probably not the most healthy recipe on earth but it did taste good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (KZzsI)

350 A bunch of 29 year olds talking about soups.

Next we'll be talking about how the food at the luby's is too spicy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 07:59 PM (z4k8L)

351 Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)

++++
Glad you are doing well.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 10, 2021 08:00 PM (XZvba)

352 anyone else who likes Mulligatawny Soup, or thinks they might, I posted my mom's recipe

Looks good! I didn't know apples were involved

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

353 Loving the food chat on this thread. But I better not see any of it recycled on Sunday's food thread. I want ALL new stuff on the food thread.

Posted by: skywch at September 10, 2021 08:00 PM (QVgqY)

354 Vertical domino tower reminds me of the Miami condo collapse (too soon?)

Posted by: MammaB at September 10, 2021 08:00 PM (U0hie)

355 Meatloaf makes a great sammich the next day. Some bread with grains, some mayo, sprouts and red onion slice...and a cold beer.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 08:00 PM (GI9K/)

356 A bunch of 29 year olds talking about soups.

Next we'll be talking about how the food at the luby's is too spicy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Speaking of that - one of my nurses yesterday (born 1993) had never heard of the Mickey Mouse song. She had absolutely no experience with it.

My yard! Git!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

357 SMH!!! I'm gonna need some Sam and Dave on your playlist.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

BH!!

You got it.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 10, 2021 08:01 PM (E/NJa)

358 Aetius, I'll gladly talk about field dressing feral hogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:01 PM (QjTq9)

359 75 NY Post reports FBI funded a neonazi publisher revealed in court documents.

The FBI used to fund\work with the KKK and the Mafia too, so this isn't really shocking. To be fair, law enforcement is often familiar with the criminals, they run in the same environment and often come from the same basic backgrounds.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 10, 2021 08:02 PM (3/XaG)

360 I thought the whole point of meatloaf was making sandwiches next day?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 10, 2021 08:02 PM (+WWsf)

361 Thanks all - and again, thanks to those that texted yesterday.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 08:02 PM (mD/uy)

362
I got White Rabbit stuck in my head....second day now
Posted by: runner


A magician could get it out for you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

363 Jack Aubrey was able to lay in some higher quality stores on occassion. Once, though, some Indian delicacies he was looking forward to were devoured by the Suprise's usually manageable and reasonably well-behaved rats. Why did the rats rampage through the stores? Because they had broken into and developed a taste for the cocaine Maturin was hiding below decks. Once they'd consumed it all, they went nuts, looking for a taste in every nook and cranny of the ship, devouring everything they could get their teeth on. "Well, we still have the wine Stephen."

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 10, 2021 08:03 PM (V8JPv)

364 Aetius, I'll gladly talk about field dressing feral hogs

**

Does your part of the country have the superstition where the heart can't ever touch the ground?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:03 PM (nMXLX)

365 I finished reading a book!
I feel like that:s an accomplishment fir me these days.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 08:03 PM (oEn12)

366 On the subject of always trusting the media-approved science because it's never wrong, the Theranos lady popped up in the news again. Apparently they're going after her for fraud.

I was really disappointed when I found out that Bill Frist, whom I previously had much respect for, had gotten mixed up in that mess. Of all the mostly useless famous people that they stacked the board with, he should have known that something wasn't right.

Posted by: CppThis at September 10, 2021 08:03 PM (UewuT)

367 A bunch of 29 year olds talking about soups.

Next we'll be talking about how the food at the luby's is too spicy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Speaking of that - one of my nurses yesterday (born 1993) had never heard of the Mickey Mouse song. She had absolutely no experience with it.

My yard! Git!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy

Anyone seen my coupons?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2021 08:04 PM (axyOa)

368 Moron Robbie, I would gladly ground their hearts into the mud.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:05 PM (QjTq9)

369 Once they'd consumed it all, they went nuts, looking for a taste in every nook and cranny of the ship, devouring everything they could get their teeth on. "Well, we still have the wine Stephen."

Yeah it was little stuff like that which made the series fresh and interesting. The Hornblower series had some good scenes built around food on ships too. Like the time he was quarantined on a ship full of cattle and slaughtered a bullock a day to feed the crew

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

370 89 From WZ: Andrew Yang is starting a third party. WZ dismisses it, but I'm not so sure. I suspect there are a lot of Dems who are embarrassed to admit their affiliation. Also, the NTers will join, so that's at least another dozen.

He needs to find a running mate named Yin, preferably female, just for the wonderfully confusing bumper stickers

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 10, 2021 08:06 PM (3/XaG)

371
My yard! Git!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy

Anyone seen my coupons?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2021 08:04 PM (axyOa)

__________

Early Bird special at Denny's!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:06 PM (/U27+)

372 Does your part of the country have the superstition where the heart can't ever touch the ground?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:03 PM (nMXLX)


It might dead-short, there is that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2021 08:06 PM (HG00O)

373 Speaking of that - one of my nurses yesterday (born 1993) had never heard of the Mickey Mouse song. She had absolutely no experience with it.

My yard! Git!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 08:01 PM (mD/uy)

I have an employee who was born in 2003. Unreal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:06 PM (z4k8L)

374 A bunch of 29 year olds talking about soups.

Next we'll be talking about how the food at the luby's is too spicy.


They get mad at me when I ask them to warm up the pie because the cold hurts my teeth.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 10, 2021 08:06 PM (nfrXX)

375 My youngest boys favorite meal is meatloaf. We make him his own when he and the tribe come over for dinner, and make a second one for rest of us.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 08:07 PM (GI9K/)

376 Vertical domino tower reminds me of the Miami condo collapse (too soon?)
Posted by: MammaB at September 10, 2021 08:00 PM (U0hie)


It reminded me of a building collapse, too. Not that one specifically though.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 10, 2021 08:07 PM (hP4QN)

377 I thought the whole point of meatloaf was making sandwiches next day?

I confess that I have actually done that before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 10, 2021 08:07 PM (KZzsI)

378 catbox is awesome

there is a webtoon KTE showed me called catloaf

https://tinyurl.com/ebmb2nxs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 08:08 PM (oEn12)

379 They get mad at me when I ask them to warm up the pie because the cold hurts my teeth.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 10, 2021 08:06 PM (nfrXX)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:08 PM (z4k8L)

380 My youngest boys favorite meal is meatloaf. We make him his own when he and the tribe come over for dinner, and make a second one for rest of us.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2021 08:07 PM (GI9K/)

===
Please see my recipe in Deplorable Gourmet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2021 08:09 PM (EZebt)

381 Moron Robbie, I would gladly ground their hearts into the mud.

**

hahaha, yeah, they're destructive SOBs. I'd always heard it was bad luck to let a slaughtered hog's heart touch the earth. What was originally supposed to happen if they did has been lost to time with me, but it's something I was taught when I was younger.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:09 PM (nMXLX)

382 'neoliberal Deep State fanzine' is a good turn of phrase.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:09 PM (z4k8L)

383 hahaha, yeah, they're destructive SOBs. I'd always heard it was bad luck to let a slaughtered hog's heart touch the earth. What was originally supposed to happen if they did has been lost to time with me, but it's something I was taught when I was younger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:09 PM (nMXLX)

So what do you do with the heart?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:10 PM (z4k8L)

384 Watched "Men in Tights" earlier and laughing at the falling soldiers.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:11 PM (QjTq9)

385 They don't show it per se but I think this is the NG episode where wesley blows the traveler for the first time.

Posted by: Mookie at September 10, 2021 08:11 PM (u+Y3T)

386 runner: the White Rabbit earworm is easy to fix. Just take the pill that makes you larger... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)

387 So what do you do with the heart?

**

I'm sure some people eat them, but to me that sounds offal.

Throw it in a bucket I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:12 PM (nMXLX)

388 I'm sure some people eat them, but to me that sounds offal.

Throw it in a bucket I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:12 PM (nMXLX)

Offal puns are not few and far between here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:13 PM (z4k8L)

389 Moron Robbie, I throw the heart to the dogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:13 PM (QjTq9)

390 I'm sure some people eat them, but to me that sounds offal.

Throw it in a bucket I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:12 PM (nMXLX)


Catfish bait.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2021 08:13 PM (ieiKN)

391 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 08:13 PM (UsshY)

392 master warlock and his witch

https://twitter.com/AlexanderSoros/status/
1435970966476267520

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 08:14 PM (oEn12)

393 I'm having a Trader Joe's chocolate stout. It's been a day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 10, 2021 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

394 Or for the pups.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2021 08:14 PM (ieiKN)

395 AZ AG has no time for audits but is currently on tic-toc McLoughlin (Hannity), so he's working smarter not harder.

Useless.

Posted by: micky at September 10, 2021 08:15 PM (3byMq)

396 A gift for when Anna Puma wins the lottery:

https://tinyurl.com/bfav4kz2

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:15 PM (z4k8L)

397 Members of Congress and Their Staff Are Exempt From Biden's Vaccine Mandate

It would be nice if that sparked off a full-fledged refusal to comply from everyone in the country. But that America died years ago.

Now I'm hungry. Going to make a roast beef and turkey sammich. See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 10, 2021 08:15 PM (2JVJo)

398 So what do you do with the heart?

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make soup!

j/k but beef heart is pretty meaty, it's def not offal. It's probably the hardest working muscle. I had a sous vide recipe ... very dense meat.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:15 PM (ZZK0E)

399 >>> 392 master warlock and his witch

https://twitter.com/[GreatResetter]/status/[#]
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 08:14 PM (oEn12)

Do I want to know what tfg has to say?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 08:16 PM (ACi07)

400 I mean, is it .... informative I guess?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 08:16 PM (ACi07)

401 If you aren't averse to old industrial music, a band called Death Method did an outstanding cover of White Rabbit

https://youtu.be/AqSsmNBPqkA

I like that they use static as a musical element.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 10, 2021 08:17 PM (3DjGn)

402 looks like Ohtani's got a case of the Mondays

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:17 PM (ZZK0E)

403 Drat, all of what looks like good stuff on Twitter again, which I can't get. ::sigh::

Will have to depend on descriptions if any from those who can get it.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 10, 2021 08:18 PM (JJatH)

404
looks like Ohtani's got a case of the Mondays
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:17 PM (ZZK0E)

_________

That fly ball came off the fence in the worst way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (/U27+)

405 393 I'm having a Trader Joe's chocolate stout. It's been a day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live!

Any good?

Posted by: Clutch at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (9UmRs)

406 I'm sure some people eat them, but to me that sounds offal.

Throw it in a bucket I guess.
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Do we have to listen to this tripe, Ace, especially on the Soup Thread??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

407 I enjoy the "Master and Commander" movie quite a bit but Russel Crowe isn't manly enough to play Aubrey (maybe Chris Hemsworth) and the guy they got to play Maturin was far too good looking. I picture Maturin looking more like Steve Buscemi.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (BJKQV)

408 If I have to be vaccinated to get on an airplane, I won't.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 08:20 PM (xopIz)

409 407 I enjoy the "Master and Commander" movie quite a bit but Russel Crowe isn't manly enough to play Aubrey (maybe Chris Hemsworth) and the guy they got to play Maturin was far too good looking. I picture Maturin looking more like Steve Buscemi.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (BJKQV)

Maturin was the guy who married Jennifer Connelly, iirc. Paul Betany?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:20 PM (z4k8L)

410 I'm sure some people eat them, but to me that sounds offal.
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Do we have to listen to this tripe, Ace, especially on the Soup Thread??

**

No fair appealing to the head cheese.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:21 PM (nMXLX)

411
Yankees are getting their crullers beaten in and Toronto has come back to tie their game.

*hums pleasantly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:21 PM (/U27+)

412 They killed an aid worker and his entire family. Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:22 PM (z4k8L)

413 Bear fight was filmed (ok, posted, at least) by a Finnish dude?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 08:22 PM (ACi07)

414 Do we have to listen to this tripe, Ace, especially on the Soup Thread??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

You need intestinal fortitude for the thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2021 08:22 PM (ieiKN)

415 407 I enjoy the "Master and Commander" movie quite a bit but Russel Crowe isn't manly enough to play Aubrey (maybe Chris Hemsworth) and the guy they got to play Maturin was far too good looking. I picture Maturin looking more like Steve Buscemi.

--

interesting, but sure sure casting is difficult. To me, prob because I saw the movie first, whatshisface is now Maturin and it would've been cool for his wife to play his wife if they coulda got a sequel made (that focuses on some of their lady sprees and bad luck ashore).

I caught a snippet that Jack is as tall as Maturin's mute giant of a loblolly boy (whose name I forget). But fatter, so much fatter.

So instead of awakend Thor, we'd cast fat Thor.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:23 PM (ZZK0E)

416
They killed an aid worker and his entire family. Dear Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:22 PM (z4k8L)

_________

Yes, but by a Democratic president. So, no biggie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:23 PM (/U27+)

417 413 Bear fight was filmed (ok, posted, at least) by a Finnish dude?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 08:22 PM (ACi07)

No. He looked pretty normal to me.

Posted by: Bear who was filmed at September 10, 2021 08:23 PM (z4k8L)

418 I have seen Paul Bettany play everything from Maturin, Silas, Chaucher and the delusion in "A Beautiful Mind". An amazing talent.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:23 PM (QjTq9)

419 Here is a video interview of Dr. Judy Mikovits. She is a researcher who tried to fight Fauci as far back as the 1980's:


Absolutely chilling. It is my understanding that our social media overlords will censor her site and videos as soon as the links are posted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 10, 2021 08:24 PM (Xrfse)

420 >>>You need intestinal fortitude for the thread.

We got some hard-scrapple digging for puns goin' on here, by my lights.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 10, 2021 08:25 PM (HLwmB)

421 Why wouldn't I appeal to Ace. He's the heart and brains of the organization.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

422 yeah, consider that if we got bettany, connolly and crowe together again, that'd be cool.

someone said diane was prob more like Eliz Hurley than a fat donkey like pre-vegan skeletal Connolly.

Instead of the usual suspects, who would play Wray? Or that big titted redhead from treason's harbor?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:26 PM (ZZK0E)

423 Do I want to know what tfg has to say?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

it's just a pic of Soros, son, and Pelosi yakking it up
with caption "In Pelosi we trust! Was good seeing @SpeakerPelosi this weekend."

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 08:26 PM (oEn12)

424
We got some hard-scrapple digging for puns goin' on here, by my lights.
Posted by: Fou Troll at September 10, 2021 08:25 PM (HLwmB)

_________

Goetta job, you loser!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:26 PM (/U27+)

425 Maturin was the guy who married Jennifer Connelly, iirc. Paul Betany?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2021 08:20 PM (z4k8L)

Yeah, the Doogie Howser looking guy. He looks far to normal. People were taken aback by how unattractive (and unkempt) Maturin was.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 08:27 PM (BJKQV)

426 'The lesser of two weevils.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2021 08:27 PM (0OP+5)

427
He's the heart and brains of the organization.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

__________

Well, the heart at least.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:27 PM (/U27+)

428 405 393 I'm having a Trader Joe's chocolate stout. It's been a day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live!

Any good?
Posted by: Clutch at September 10, 2021 08:19 PM (9UmRs)

Surprisingly good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 10, 2021 08:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

429 Got Bruce Dickinson, Accident of Birth playing now on my other computer, the one with the good speakers. Really love this album.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 10, 2021 08:28 PM (x8Wzq)

430 Pluck anyone who doesn't like the offal puns!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 08:28 PM (UHVv4)

431 Postal employees are exempt for the same reason illegal aliens and Afghan refugees are.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2021 08:28 PM (uUDKV)

432 >>> 423 Do I want to know what tfg has to say?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

it's just a pic of Soros, son, and Pelosi yakking it up
with caption "In Pelosi we trust! Was good seeing @SpeakerPelosi this weekend."
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 08:26 PM (oEn12)

Ah, thanks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 10, 2021 08:28 PM (ACi07)

433 Mmmmmm. Seso tacos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2021 08:28 PM (ieiKN)

434 426 'The lesser of two weevils.'
Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2021 08:27 PM (0OP+5)

'Because they're cur-tailed'

Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 08:29 PM (BJKQV)

435 I don't know how much more of this I can stomach.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 10, 2021 08:29 PM (nMXLX)

436 'Quit reading my entrails.'

T. Owl

Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2021 08:31 PM (0OP+5)

437 If the jab cost $1000, the people who got it would theatrically throw away their mask and hug every boogery child on the street.

Instead it cost $0 and they continue to fucking hector us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2021 08:33 PM (ybIRR)

438 You can re-live the world changing on the morning of 9/11/01, going from Katie Couric saying "This is strange," to saying, "Holy Shit this is a terror attack," in less than half an hour, with this utube video

NBC NEWS 9-11-2001 LIVE COVERAGE (7:00 A.M E.T - 12:00 P.M E.T) ( COMPLETE TODAY SHOW)

https://tinyurl.com/5cxtts8w

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2021 08:33 PM (AMIL/)

439 So the Biden regime droned an aide worker and seven children ? No words for the sheer tragedy if it all.

Posted by: IC at September 10, 2021 08:34 PM (Nyumu)

440 Jonah Goldberg

If she had not worn that sexy skirt and low cut blouse she would not have been raped.

Thanks Mr Liberal Fascism for showing us your moral obtuseness.

F you. We are Americans. We believe in liberty and not your bullshiite support of fascism.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 10, 2021 08:34 PM (KqiMr)

441 When I was a little bitty baby
My mama would rock me in the cradle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 08:34 PM (VxC1e)

442 FREEBIRD!!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 08:35 PM (Ei0v+)

443 "Russel Crowe isn't manly enough" is a terrible lie. No homo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2021 08:35 PM (ybIRR)

444 In them old
Cotton fields back home

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 08:35 PM (VxC1e)

445 It was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 08:38 PM (VxC1e)

446 "Russel Crowe isn't manly enough" is a terrible lie. No homo.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2021 08:35 PM (ybIRR)

Concur. He might be slightly less than tall, but there is nothing femmy about him. He's a damn good actor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 10, 2021 08:38 PM (x8Wzq)

447 re: Jonah Goldbrug and the Deepstate Mega Lie.

all media is now top-down driven garbage with no truthful elements. We must trust the vax even though we need the vax to protect the vaccinated and you will be made to ignore breakthrough cases.

It's not even "scapegoating" because the latest spin, like all the spin before it, is completely unpersuasive and only consumed by fucking asshole statists who think they're liberals.

kids don't need the vax, the folks who have natural immunity don't need it, the old have had a year and a half to get their affairs in order while the rest of the country cowered at home. Get over it, it's the most transmittable virus we know, you will get it. You prob already got it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:39 PM (ZZK0E)

448 Biden has issued an executive order renaming executive orders "presidential proclamations"

His first presidential proclamation is that martinis are to be stirred, not shaken. We need to break the will of the martini shakers, who are a threat to democracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 10, 2021 08:39 PM (y1UMU)

449 Postal employees are exempt for the same reason illegal aliens and Afghan refugees are.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2021 08:28 PM (uUDKV)

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Sterno?

Posted by: Michael Crichton at September 10, 2021 08:40 PM (VxC1e)

450 Greetings, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 10, 2021 08:41 PM (iDfUw)

451
Biden has issued an executive order renaming executive orders "presidential proclamations"

___________

We never have ukases any more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:41 PM (/U27+)

452 Sock Monkey:

Freebird is Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Having said that, I admit I've always found it a little hard to tell them from the Allmans apart. Surprised they never toured together as All Skynyrd Man.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

453 "Presidential Bulls" seems to work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 08:42 PM (VxC1e)

454 Glad you're recovering well, TonyPete.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 10, 2021 08:43 PM (iDfUw)

455 Ladyl, you in Maine?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:43 PM (QjTq9)

456
"Presidential Bulls" seems to work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2021 08:42 PM (VxC1e)

_________

This president's bull doesn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:44 PM (/U27+)

457 Hey I just got my mail from the center that's doing my colonoscopy. Let's see if they require a jab.

(Spoiler alert: 99% chance they will.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

458 Biden's phase 2 will be mandatory weekly colonoscopies.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2021 08:48 PM (S7/a+)

459 Oh, an Old Navy ad with a lot of fat women.

Delightful.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 08:48 PM (xopIz)

460 Gladiator tell me your name.

https://youtu.be/xhem635S-Zo

Hans Zimmer is a fan of Wagner.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2021 08:48 PM (ybIRR)

461 qdpsteve - the hosp I had my work done only required a current negative rona test. No one cared if I had the shot or not.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (mD/uy)

462 Hadrian, I'm hoping that Saturday of the MoMe is doable for you. Someone is coming that you will have much in common with.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (QjTq9)

463 Applicable to most any critter. Puree the heart, pour the slurry into whatever stock you're reducing from various bones, etc.

It makes a very hearty stock, indeed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (QzJWU)

464 Skynard and Allmans very different. Skynard's live show was very rehearsed, arrangements very faithful to records. Allmans were looser, improvisers.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (V8JPv)

465 Splunge: and send the tapes to Hunter... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

466 occam, really? Hmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

467 Tonypete, hmmm. We shall see. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)

468 459 Oh, an Old Navy ad with a lot of fat women.
Delightful.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 08:48 PM (xopIz)


The Daily Mail, which can still be relied on to report news that the MSM won't touch, has fallen victim to this, too, perverting their traditional style of ogling to report that some fat chick has put on a VERY busty display, like anyone cares. They especially seem to like one fat chick, Lizzo by name. I'm not sure what she's famous for, but I'm guessing it's not modeling.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2021 08:50 PM (S7/a+)

469 Jim, get your package?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:51 PM (QjTq9)

470 Not to say Allmans weren't well rehearsed. But they allowed more room in live arrangements. Skynyrd was well known for its tight, note perfect live shows. Ronnie Van Zandt ran a very tight ship in that respect.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at September 10, 2021 08:52 PM (V8JPv)

471
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:49 PM (QjTq9)

_________

Alas, Her Majesty will be at Morris and Essex in NJ that weekend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 08:52 PM (/U27+)

472 455 Ladyl, you in Maine?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:43 PM (QjTq9)


We're in Haverhill, MA. Thirteen hour drive. 3-4 more hours tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 10, 2021 08:53 PM (iDfUw)

473 468 459 Oh, an Old Navy ad with a lot of fat women.
Delightful.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 08:48 PM (xopIz)

The Daily Mail, which can still be relied on to report news that the MSM won't touch, has fallen victim to this, too

-------------

it's all top down, directed PC bullshit. "you will find lizzo attractive." The only thing we can do is boycott this bullshit, cut the wire and get content in the most harmful for corporate media possible

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 10, 2021 08:53 PM (ZZK0E)

474 Ben Had, yes, today in fact, and THANKS! Will report more on the ONT, but also an across town errand today was fruitful, as well.

Sometimes, it's more advantageous to be lucky than "good".


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2021 08:53 PM (QzJWU)

475 I have an LP of Pink Floyd "Relics" on the Harvest label. Looks to be in good shape. Have not played it yet. My turntable needs to be hooked up after some renovations in our home. Also acquired some old Kiss albums with the original Blue Casablanca label.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 10, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

476 439 So the Biden regime droned an aide worker and seven children ? No words for the sheer tragedy if it all.

Posted by: IC at September 10, 2021 08:34 PM (Nyumu)


Biden wanted a bad guys body count before the last C-17 took off. So that he could say he got revenge for the 13 dead and 20 wounded military personnel. I recall reporters on the Pentagon beat saying Joe told the Pentagon that the local commander was authorized to take-out targets with no approval from his higher-higher. Kabul became a US drone free-fire zone.

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2021 08:55 PM (AMIL/)

477 I'm just going to throw this out, as I think it's interesting. Was talking to an old friend, one of us. Sinema was mentioned. We went around about why she's screwing with them, my theory being she just like effing with people's heads.

He took it a step further. Remember, she is a senator from AZ. She may be thinking that it worked for McCain, and wants to be the Democrats' "maverick".

Maybe.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 10, 2021 08:57 PM (7X3UV)

478 Bribe'em has so much blood on his hands.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2021 08:57 PM (QjTq9)

479 Eeyore, alls I knows is, as long as Sinema keeps screwing with the Dems, I'm a fan.

She's actually "working for the folks" (as Bill O'Reilly would put it), whether she realizes it or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 10, 2021 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)

480 Sunday, September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day. I suggest changing it to Talk Like a Biden Day this year. Let confusion reign throughout the land as everyone talks Authentic Biden Gibberish. Just the thought of it brings tears to me one good eye.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 10, 2021 08:59 PM (UsshY)

481 477 I'm just going to throw this out, as I think it's interesting. Was talking to an old friend, one of us. Sinema was mentioned. We went around about why she's screwing with them, my theory being she just like effing with people's heads.

He took it a step further. Remember, she is a senator from AZ. She may be thinking that it worked for McCain, and wants to be the Democrats' "maverick".

Maybe.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 10, 2021 08:57 PM (7X3UV)


There's a simpler analysis, that amounts to: she's a Leftist, but she wants to be re-elected, so she avoids anything with live current. Manchin, too, but he has a worse chance of getting away with it, considering where WV is these days.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2021 08:59 PM (S7/a+)

482 481 477 I'm just going to throw this out, as I think it's interesting. Was talking to an old friend, one of us. Sinema was mentioned. We went around about why she's screwing with them, my theory being she just like effing with people's heads.

He took it a step further. Remember, she is a senator from AZ. She may be thinking that it worked for McCain, and wants to be the Democrats' "maverick".

Maybe.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 10, 2021 08:57 PM (7X3UV)

There's a simpler analysis, that amounts to: she's a Leftist, but she wants to be re-elected, so she avoids anything with live current. Manchin, too, but he has a worse chance of getting away with it, considering where WV is these days.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2021 08:59 PM (S7/a+)

Here's an even simpler analysis: She's nuts.

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2021 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

483
ONT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2021 09:02 PM (/U27+)

484 Tell you what, son. I knew a guy named Johnny Cake. He tried to, um, he tried to, do something. He was, uh, well, he was kinda tough, but I could do more pushups. And, yeah, I am ready to get me some goulash. But first I wanna talk about trains. Trains. And, the thing with massive transition, and all that. Not sure sure who the brown woman is. She kind of is around me all the time. And have I mentioned that I like girls?

My word as a Biden.

I can't take any questions. I have a lot of mean people all oever the place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Word as a Biden at September 10, 2021 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

485 sigh

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Word as a Biden at September 10, 2021 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

486 LAST!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Word as a Biden at September 10, 2021 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

487 438 You can re-live the world changing on the morning of 9/11/01, going from Katie Couric saying "This is strange," to saying, "Holy Shit this is a terror attack," in less than half an hour, with this utube video

NBC NEWS 9-11-2001 LIVE COVERAGE (7:00 A.M E.T - 12:00 P.M E.T) ( COMPLETE TODAY SHOW)

https://tinyurl.com/5cxtts8w

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2021 08:33 PM (AMIL/)

I remember that. I was at my parents. Dad woke me up and said something odd was going on. I remember when I got out there I said I remembered how the plane had hit the Empire State building and Dad said 'Yes, but that was at night and there was fog.'

Then the second plane hit.

Posted by: Bear who was filmed at September 10, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)

488 I explained to all my dogs the greater risk of adverse collisions with vehicles versus having their nuts cut off and gave them the option.

They all said: RISKIT, RISKIT, YEAH, RISKIT FOR THE BISCUIT.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2021 09:45 PM (UgT8m)

489 The weird monkey is a Golden Snub Nosed Monkey, and it's real.

Posted by: MW at September 10, 2021 10:06 PM (u33s0)

490 Bear fight? Posturing and dominance display? Sounds like a Lincoln Project staff meeting

Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 10, 2021 10:22 PM (SqpTW)

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