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Putrid Gasbag Jimmy Kimmel: Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated

Fat Leftist Wealthy White Woman Jimmy Kimmel has completely reversed xirself on pre-existing conditions, and found common cause with #SalonHot25's Allahpundit: The unvaccinated should be allowed to die with no medical intervention.

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Ryan Long made a pretty good point in this song. While he includes too much both-sides stuff for my taste, he points out that a lot of people in the country -- leftists, in the main, I would say -- really enjoyed five straight years of constant hateful denigration of disfavored groups.

With Trump gone -- mostly -- their Hate Had No Home here.

So they quickly found a new excuse to engage in psychotic hate rituals: covid, masking, and vaccines.

It's really that simple. You have of course noticed that nearly all the Covid Karens are also the Trump Deranged hatemongers.

You can't name a single NeverTrumper who is anything less than a full Covid Karen, can you?


Posted by: Ace at 04:43 PM




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Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (8D42x)

2 Fuck him, figuratively speaking.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (U7wke)

3 now do smokers, druggies, etc...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (8D42x)

4 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (8D42x)

5 Happy Train Rides!

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (Z32m1)

6
boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (V6f9+)

7 What about people who smoke pot?

Or people who refuse to eat meat?

Or people who chemically castrate themselves out of a delusion that they are a different gender?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

8
What about barebacking sodomites?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (/U27+)

9 Haters gotta hate hate hate
Stab it off

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (EGSGm)

10 Jack with the brutal tweet to kimmel. i wonder what sputtering answer he gave?

or how long it took to block him, more likely...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (8D42x)

11 They really do want violence don't they.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (oHd/0)

12 willowed:
>>> Yeah, Annie Laurie Gaylor promotes this crap about "Be good for goodness' sake." But she can't tell us what "good" is because there is not measurement for that outside of what God has told us, so she's at sea. Atheists' always come back to that problem. They rely on Western Civ to determine how to live, but Western Civ is a product of Christianity.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2021 03:37 PM (okGHj)


Thomas More of all people tried the same and the resulting world looked terrible, hollow and stale. Soulless and empty of life. I don't know if Utopia was an honest attempt or a reductio ad absurdum. He's my patron saint and I have great difficulty understanding the man and his mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (20dZh)

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (20dZh)

13 No do diabetics.

NO INSULIN FOR YOU! - soup nazi

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (7BGok)

14 Kimmel is a Kunt

Posted by: Big Star at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (pvJV4)

15 Kimmel is a brown nosing obsequious twat. He constantly virtue signals so hard he's practically shitting his pants so that people will forget his black face and juggling titty jokes in the past. He's a weasel and a coward and I'd love to belt him right in his doughy stomach.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (tRd71)

16 Why do Leftists hate so many unvaccinated African Americans?

And highly educated people with doctorates?

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)

17 Jimmy Kimmel was working with Schumer when he was monologuing about health care a few years back. If Jimmy is saying this, I would not be surprised if these are talking points provided by Schumer. This is how the Demorats operate.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (+Rh4C)

18 Vaccine-hesitant people should be denied healthcare.
We need helmet laws for motorcycles because their accidents are expensive.
We need seatbelt laws because avoidable car injuries are a waste of expensive medical resources.
We need to permit euthanizing old people because they're a drain on the medical system.
We need to abort retarded children because they'll be unproductive.

Raise your hand if you think we need more government involvement in medical care, rather than less.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (3p5uk)

19 OK cool. So if a smoker has a heart attack we say LOLGF at the ER. Or if a 400 lb women of color rolls in with shortness of breath.

Deal Jimmy?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (GQ5VU)

20 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SINCE I AM UNVACINATED AND TAKING IVERMECTIN, I WILL NEVER GET CANCER.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (xopIz)

21 6
boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (V6f9+)

=========

I approve.

https://tinyurl.com/36vm5ttk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

22 now I get it.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (oSX/P)

23 I wanna be outraged, by Jimmy isn't worth the effort to even get irritated at. Don't GAF what he has to say or thinks. Just another self-righteous celebutard with delusions of intelligence.

Posted by: AdamPM at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (8WKcE)

24 the list is so long. and what other vaccines are they going to refuse to treat for? just the kung flu?

what about hpv? MMR? chicken pox? shingles? yearly flu shot? what's the line?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (8D42x)

25 I wonder if Jimmy has ALL of his vaccinations for every disease known to kill humans. Because that's what I am making my standard.

If you don't have ALL the vaccinations for EVERY single fucking disease that is deadly to humans, then YOU are a murderer.

Oh, wait!! Only Covid19 is deadly to humans.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (YJh37)

26 They really do want violence don't they.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (oHd/0)



They want others to do violence on their behalf, while they beat off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (G0bXQ)

27 This is the same guy from the Man Show who is BFFs with Adam Carolla. I doubt he believes in even 1/2 the shit he says. He is well paid by ABC and does/says what ABC tells him to do/say to keep those checks coming in.

As usual, follow the money.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (GQ5VU)

28 I watched this dick twice. It was enough for me to say, "choke on a chicken bone".

Posted by: sidney at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (LJJah)

29 OK so illegals with polio, measles, or precious little covid get to die, too? How about all the AAs who are unvaxxed? Is Kimmel man enough to say that?

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2021 03:47 PM (ONvIw)

30 12 Thomas More of all people tried the same and the resulting world looked terrible, hollow and stale. Soulless and empty of life. I don't know if Utopia was an honest attempt or a reductio ad absurdum. He's my patron saint and I have great difficulty understanding the man and his mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (20dZh)

=======

It was always my understanding that More's Utopia was a satirical effort. It's filled with far too many contradictions (lots of talk about law and order, for instance, but chains are made of gold and can be easily broken) that he would have known easily were there to be ignored.

Also, his letters with Erasmus are filled with this kind of subtle humor that Utopia blends very easily with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

31 boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 03:44 PM (V6f9+)

=========

I approve.

https://tinyurl.com/36vm5ttk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

Those will keep ya busy...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (V6f9+)

32 I am completely dumbfounded when I ponder of the quality of audience attracted to these late night doughboys.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (ecYxZ)

33 I think it's a mistake to try and apply facts, logic, or reason to the latest pronouncements on policy from leftists.

Yes, Obese individuals aka "the poor" should not be allowed (for example) free food at the taxpayer expense. But it will never happen, much less even be mentioned.

AIDS infected deviants are now allowed to spread disease, allowed even to donate blood, this will not end.

God is Dead, said Nietsche.

Science is Dead, too, apparently. Oh well.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (qyZxC)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (arJlL)

35 What about medical care?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (ITrC8)

36 Keep suggesting to mark the unvax with colored triangles on clothing to be worn at all times under penalty of arrest.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (2JoB8)

37 I really can't wait for this asshole's fenantyl laced cocaine OD. Deny his poncy ass an ICU bed.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (tRd71)

38 Jimmy Kimmel, the unfortunate beneficiary of The Man Show.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (5aFbR)

39 Fine. Then every single person with an unplanned pregnancy should be denied healthcare, including abortion, for failing to use any of the readily available forms of contraception.

(Remember, I'm using people to mock the Left's language)

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

40 What about people who indulge in dangerous recreation like sky-diving, parasailing, mountain climbing, chopping veggies, etc?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (EGSGm)

41 We all know about the angry comidic. This guy is the poster guy to the intolerant angry individual. You can see it in his eyes as he seethes about the great unwashed population

Posted by: redenzo at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (E7vND)

42 Ban smoking, legalize weed.

Don't treat the unvaxxed, fund safe-needle sites.

Decriminalize knowingly giving your partner AIDs, mandate mask wearing.

Promote healthy-at-any-weight, ban the use of HCQ, ivermectin, et al.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (KbCG3)

43 boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice

WHERE ?

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (arJlL)

44 "Free health care for all; Heath care is a right!"

"Until you do something I don't like/want, then, die!"

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (5aFbR)

45
If you don't get the jab and you contract COVID, it's your fault and you deserve it.

If you don't wear a condom and you contract AIDS, it's society's fault and your a victim of homophobia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (/U27+)

46 I'll say again, should guys who chose to disregard the very simple course of action of refraining from dizzying rounds of constant buttseks be deprived of Aids treatment?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (20dZh)

47 F*ck this guy for being in my gene pool.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

48 39 Fine. Then every single person with an unplanned pregnancy should be denied healthcare, including abortion, for failing to use any of the readily available forms of contraception.

(Remember, I'm using people to mock the Left's language)
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

==========

Mock? You?

Really?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

49 actually, does kimmel think there should be the emergency drug given for heroin overdoses? can't think of the name but don't cops nd ambulances have to carry it and administer it?

should those people get care since they are intentionally injecting an illegal drug into their system...?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (8D42x)

50 Ate at a bay area restaurant this weekend. Required photo ID and proof of vaccine before you could sit down. Made me wonder if they should check cholesterol or body fat. They had butter piled high on their dishes with no concern of heart disease. Life in misguided-activist California.

Posted by: Same at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (Rb17p)

51 What bout motocyclists - that's dangerous, and when they crash they are more vulnerable to injury than a car driver?

What about X Games athletes - is it fair to give them an ICU bed when they chose to do stupid stunts?


I initially thought: these people don't really want to go down this road. However, upon reflection, I think they really do. They've seen how NHS and the Canadian healthcare systems withhold treatment based on all sorts of silly things/arbitrary policy, as well as how they've implemented patient-killing "care" (Liverpool Care Pathway), and they *do* want this here in America.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (+Rh4C)

52 Only a matter of time before some people start demanding the police kill every single American who is not vaccinated.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (ITrC8)

53 How about No Healthcare for people with NO BRAIN.....

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (24+Vp)

54 >>> It was always my understanding that More's Utopia was a satirical effort. It's filled with far too many contradictions (lots of talk about law and order, for instance, but chains are made of gold and can be easily broken) that he would have known easily were there to be ignored.

Also, his letters with Erasmus are filled with this kind of subtle humor that Utopia blends very easily with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)


Thank you for that explanation. He quite a bit above me and I struggle understanding.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (20dZh)

55
Only a matter of time before some people start demanding the police kill every single American who is not vaccinated.
Posted by: Snake Spirit at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (ITrC

_________

Next week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (/U27+)

56 boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice

WHERE ?
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (arJlL)

See TJM @ #26

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (V6f9+)

57 Ambulance persyn: Doctor, doctor, this man was mauled by a bear. He's bleeding out.

Doctor: One moment, checking vaxx status.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (U7wke)

58 "...it's more important than ever to call your senator..."
......

Hey Jimmy, yeah, so they can pass more dumb ass laws that fuck everything up.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

59 Oh, by the way, this is EXACTLY why you don't want the police involved in your medical decisions. (Which is what socialized medicine is, like it or not. Well, I'm sorry, but as Pascal says, Law without force is impotent...)

Posted by: Snake Spirit at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (ITrC8)

60 Thomas More of all people tried the same and the resulting world looked terrible, hollow and stale. Soulless and empty of life. I don't know if Utopia was an honest attempt or a reductio ad absurdum. He's my patron saint and I have great difficulty understanding the man and his mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (20dZh)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (20dZh)

More needs to be read in line with his time and place, and that's difficult to do from our viewpoint. This was the dawn of the so-called "enlightenment," which means atheism and eventually nihilism, so he was investigating the path that might take, without knowing in advance that society was going precisely that way. You need to read Erasmus, too, and that's a hard slog, but it does illuminate what More was trying to accomplish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (okGHj)

61 Countless homeless people are admitted to ERs for their failure to take meds or any basic hygiene practices. Let's tell them to fuck off and die in the gutter. Ooh, I like this game!

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (tRd71)

62 The left is always looking for an excuse to kill of Christians. ... "Really, not treating the unvaccinated is not punishment enough, we should throw them to the lions ... in a stadium, and televise it" ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (Cus5s)

63 Now do dick suckers and anal pounders, Jimmy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (OCTRt)

64 54 Thank you for that explanation. He quite a bit above me and I struggle understanding.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (20dZh)

========

I took a three week class in England while in high school specifically about More. I'm not saying I'm some sort of expert, but I've thought about More much more than I would have thought. Sometimes I feel rather foolish for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

65 >>Actually, does kimmel think there should be the emergency drug given for heroin overdoses? can't think of the name but don't cops nd ambulances have to carry it and administer it?


Narcon -- THIS!
Denver Public Library has emergeny Narcon because homeless druggies so often OD on their premises. Why TF is it that these people who are actively killing themselves are seen as morthy worthy of care than someone who simply chooses to not get one particular vaccine?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (+Rh4C)

66 Jimmy who?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (IwTzT)

67 58 "...it's more important than ever to call your senator..."
......

Hey Jimmy, yeah, so they can pass more dumb ass laws that fuck everything up.
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

What should we call our senator?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (okGHj)

68 Jimmy Kimmel requests Ted Cruz be denied medical care because Cruz whipped his ass on the basketball court and on Twitter.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (2DOZq)

69 These are the same people that say healthcare is a basic right.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (CjHGv)

70 The husband in the video should drop his nagging karen...he could do better.

Posted by: redenzo at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (E7vND)

71 ADE hitting Jimmy would be glorious

Posted by: Lulu at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (Ve//x)

72 I'm old enough to remember when leftists wanted free health care for everyone, no questions asked.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (GQ5VU)

73 Isn't there something called "The Hippocratic Oath"?
I think I read that somewhere..........

Hippocratic Oath: One of the oldest binding documents in history, the Oath written by Hippocrates is still held sacred by physicians: to treat the ill to the best of one's ability, to preserve a patient's privacy, to teach the secrets of medicine to the next generation, and so on.

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (24+Vp)

74 So Jimmuh, should the vaxxed get a special mark on their hand or their forehead to prove that they're "clean" and be able to buy or sell in the marketplace(s)?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (5aFbR)

75 boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice



You called?

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

76 Deny healthcare to:

- the unvaccinated
- the obese
- the speeding driver
- the drunken driver
- the homosexual
- the smoker
- the drinker
- the accident prone, and
- the conservative

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

77 Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated
.......

So, no abortions? Cuz that's wymmynz health right?

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

78 LeBron apparently isn't vaccinated.

I want Kimmel to say that if LeBron gets hurt on the basketball court then he should be just left to bleed out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

79 Willowed:

I never got the sense that Nixon was involved in the break-in; he found out about it later but got involved in the cover-up. He was going to win re-election and he should've disowned the shenanigans. But, nope, Dick gotta Nixon.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 03:36 PM (KAi1n)


I just finished a book, King Richard: An American Tragedy, where the author says he does not believe RN either planned or knew about the Watergate break-in before it happened, but the cover-up (ironically, in light of his experience with Alger Hiss and his lies) was what sank him.

OTOH, John Erlichman has more than once said there was nothing that went on in the White House that Nixon did not know about and / or did not approve.

So pay your money and take your choice.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (2JVJo)

80 Countless homeless people are admitted to ERs for their failure to take meds or any basic hygiene practices. Let's tell them to fuck off and die in the gutter. Ooh, I like this game!
Posted by: UGAdawg


*fist bump

No moar wetbacks. Not even a citizen. Medical for citizens only?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (OCTRt)

81 Now do aids
Drug users
Smokers
Obese

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (/6GbT)

82 Narcon -- THIS!
Denver Public Library has emergeny Narcon because homeless druggies so often OD on their premises. Why TF is it that these people who are actively killing themselves are seen as morthy worthy of care than someone who simply chooses to not get one particular vaccine?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (+Rh4C)

Narcon, thank you Lizzy. i couldn't think of the name. but now i have this to beat the ever living shit out of libs who try this tack with me.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (8D42x)

83 as well as how they've implemented patient-killing "care" (Liverpool Care Pathway), and they *do* want this here in America.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (+Rh4C)

...or the Ontario Consent and Capacity Board. Make no mistake, Canadians will soon gleefully begin murdering their fellow citizens to preserve socialized medicine. (Never mind that this is projected to eat 80% of ON's budget in another decade...) Except they won't call it murder, but rather euthanasia.

Posted by: Cow Demon & Snake Spirit at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (ITrC8)

84 I wonder how many jackasses in the audience clapped when that sack of shit made that brilliant pronouncement.

Posted by: keena at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (RiTnx)

85 I remember when Kimmel cried on air about his son being born with a heart defect, requiring surgery soon after birth... and then using that story to demand OblablaCare for all. It being 2017 and all, he had a particular target in mind -----

OrangeManBad

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (F0YaR)

86 Doesn't he have a kid with a bad heart or something? Did his kid get the vax?

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (+ya+t)

87 Henry VIII removed everything from the neck up on Thomas More in pursuit of his own royal Utopia.
Irony Meter blew up

Posted by: Jmel at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (bVhJi)

88 *sigh
Most if not all of Hollywood celebrities are useless parvenues, have no education beyond high school. Like Kimmel. He speaks to them.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (V13WU)

89 boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice

You called?
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (mf5HN)
.......

needs a little hysteria.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

90 78 LeBron apparently isn't vaccinated.

____

My respect from him went from zero to a weeeeeee bit above zero.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (GQ5VU)

91 LeBron apparently isn't vaccinated.

I want Kimmel to say that if LeBron gets hurt on the basketball court then he should be just left to bleed out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Does it have to be Kimmel that says it?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (OCTRt)

92 What should we call our senator?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (okGHj)

i have a list....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (8D42x)

93
"Thomas More of all people tried the same and the resulting world looked terrible, hollow and stale. Soulless and empty of life. I don't know if Utopia was an honest attempt or a reductio ad absurdum. He's my patron saint and I have great difficulty understanding the man and his mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:43 PM (20dZh)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 03:45 PM (20dZh)"


The great (and almost entirely unknown) R A Lafferty believed Moore was joking with his Utopia. He wrote a sci-fi novel on the theme you are discussing: Past Master. It's really very good. Lafferty is a trip. It's one of those you dig it or you don't things. R A was an auto-didact mick okie sh*t-kicker alkie Catholic genius fwiw.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (1ais2)

94 If they get their way with non vaccinated getting a lesser tier of healthcare it will open the door to denying care for injuries sustained doing extreme sports, no care if you smoke, no care if you drink too much, no care if you eat too much red meat. (they'll probably dance around no care for being obese until the gub'mint is quite broke since fat asses are more likely to vote D)

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (pxVvf)

95 91 I want Kimmel to say that if LeBron gets hurt on the basketball court then he should be just left to bleed out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Does it have to be Kimmel that says it?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 03:55 PM (OCTRt)

========

To be fair, I did just say it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

96 Jimmy lives in a state where it's a Misdemeanor to knowing expose someone to HIV during sex, but he saves his fury for the unvaccinated.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (AD3JT)

97 actually, does kimmel think there should be the emergency drug given for heroin overdoses? can't think of the name but don't cops nd ambulances have to carry it and administer it?

should those people get care since they are intentionally injecting an illegal drug into their system...?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (8D42x)


Narcan, just in case no one has mentioned it yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (U7wke)

98 >> Ontario Consent and Capacity Board


Ooh - never heard of that! Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (+Rh4C)

99 Remember when this "comedian" who is worth 50 million simped for Obamacare?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (5aFbR)

100 What about all us millions who had it and recovered? Studies indicate getting the leaky vax on top of our current immunity could be quite problematic. Is Mr Kimmel going to guarantee our health, ability to work, etc? He can post a bond- I'd be ok with that.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 03:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 Narcon -- THIS!
Denver Public Library has emergeny Narcon because homeless druggies so often OD on their premises. Why TF is it that these people who are actively killing themselves are seen as morthy worthy of care than someone who simply chooses to not get one particular vaccine?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:52 PM (+Rh4C)

Narcon, thank you Lizzy. i couldn't think of the name. but now i have this to beat the ever living shit out of libs who try this tack with me.
Posted by: SturmToddler

It's Narcan. No moar Narcan.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (OCTRt)

102 IIRC, doctors no longer take the Hippocratic Oath.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (2JVJo)

103 Life in misguided-activist California.
Posted by: Same at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (Rb17p)

CA is not about how you are, it's about how you feel about it. Everything is fashion, and what is hot today may be cold tomorrow. So, right now vax is the word, and tomorrow, it's how you pluck your eyebrows or tuck your junk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (okGHj)

104 The Ryan Long song is tons of fun. Alas that they misspelled "vaccine": "Fighting about the Vacinne"!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (rk2/G)

105 Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated
.......

So, no abortions? Cuz that's wymmynz health right?
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

oh this is a good point too.

Now we get to ask the covid karens why they are for restricting access to abortion...

i LOVE this game...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (8D42x)

106 SOCIALIZED MEDICAL CARE FOR ALL**

** Not applicable to people with whom I disagree politically

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (GQ5VU)

107 Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated
==
Say, what were you just saying about lefty's and murder?

Posted by: juxtaposition at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (DbLmu)

108 Thomas More of all people tried the same and the resulting world looked terrible, hollow and stale. Soulless and empty of life. I don't know if Utopia was an honest attempt or a reductio ad absurdum.
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I think it was, as "Utopia" means "nowhere."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

109 106 SOCIALIZED MEDICAL CARE FOR ALL**

** Not applicable to people with whom I disagree politically
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (GQ5VU)

===========

(Was incredibly predictable for decades)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

110 If Narcan is free to druggies because they have a disease, why isn't chemo and insulin free?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (OCTRt)

111 Kimmels's an asshole, but all of us mentioning the obese, smokers, bungee-jumpers, sky-divers and ass-pirates are playing THERE game. The true Health Nazis would love to deny healthcare to all of the above.

Okay, may be not ass- pirates

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

112 If we put suicide booths on the streets we could probably be rid of the mentally ill lefties who would use them on a bad day

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (89OU7)

113 Jimmy Kimmel bringing the compelling, turgid truth. Yeah, turgid. Rock-hard truth. So hard a cat can't scratch it. Throbbing with truthiness.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (sWM8x)

114 Atheists' always come back to that problem. They rely on Western Civ to determine how to live, but Western Civ is a product of Christianity.

Posted by: tcn in AK


Brit atheist & classical historian Tom Holland has written an outstanding book called Dominion, which describes how Christianity is the basis of ALL of the good in Western Civilization, even things moat people think of as just "being good for goodness' sake". He's very candid about how he used to think ancient Rome and Greece were superior civilizations but he realized when he went to a recently liberated Yazidi town in Iraq where ISIS had crucified some of the people, that he much prefers a civilization where the Cross is a symbol of God's victory over sin and evil, rather than one where it is still being used as a tool of oppression.

He's an excellent writer. Here's an interview of him about the book:

https://youtu.be/SLXyrrGRdJ8

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (YJh37)

115 71 ADE hitting Jimmy would be glorious
Posted by: Lulu at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (Ve//x)

This is the way they think.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (rk2/G)

116 And does not the name "Utopia" mean something like "Nowhere Land", the implication being that it's an unpossibility?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (dfRN6)

117 Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated
==
Say, what were you just saying about lefty's and murder?
==
Note: Healthcare is a Human Right!!!!
So let's totes deny human rights to the unvaccinated!

Clap for me I'm stupid!!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (fi76A)

118 Doesn't he have a kid with a bad heart or something? Did his kid get the vax?
Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (+ya+t)


Too young. I'm sure he will the second they allow it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (4cFiw)

119 3 now do smokers, druggies, etc...
____________

Remember during the AIDS epidemic heyday when the left was saying that promiscuous gays shouldn't get medical treatment if/when they got AIDS, because they were getting what they deserved?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (k4dH2)

120 Vacinne: a small French fishing vilagge

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (rk2/G)

121 Weird, I thought they liked universal healthcare. Someone's has some splaining to do.

Posted by: WisRich at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

122 So, racism.

You're kidding yourself if you don't think that this has a "disparate impact" on African Americans.

I'm sure he feels that he didn't intend to do that, excuses him. But the SCOTUS has almost ruled that the occurrence of disparate impact implies racism, that the accused has to disprove.

Why not just deny a vote to people who won't get an ID? (disparate impact--just a much milder one by statistics).

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (XHhHI)

123 I think it was, as "Utopia" means "nowhere."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

Todd Rundgren was a nowhere man.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (mR6Gs)

124 40 What about people who indulge in dangerous recreation like sky-diving, parasailing, mountain climbing, chopping veggies, etc?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (EGSGm)

So gratefulmyou didn't include peoplemthat phart in elevators. That would've got me in the net.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (VcFUs)

125 boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice

You called?
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

Quick Commissioner Gordon! To The Boob Signal!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (mEgow)

126 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

LeBron isn't vaxxed? Doesn't he believe in the Sino vaccine?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (5aFbR)

127 >>It's Narcan. No moar Narcan.

Ack! Thanks - Narcan!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (+Rh4C)

128 CA is not about how you are, it's about how you feel about it. Everything is fashion, and what is hot today may be cold tomorrow.
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Oh, so you've met my friends from the Bay Area. Every time I visited them they were on a new kick. Childless, aging and not happy about it, totally convinced that each fad was the Secret of Life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

129 now do smokers, druggies, etc...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Overdosing on Heroin/Fentanyl, no narcan after the 1st time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (WSG5V)

130 I just finished a book, King Richard: An American Tragedy, where the author says he does not believe RN either planned or knew about the Watergate break-in before it happened, but the cover-up (ironically, in light of his experience with Alger Hiss and his lies) was what sank him.

OTOH, John Erlichman has more than once said there was nothing that went on in the White House that Nixon did not know about and / or did not approve.

So pay your money and take your choice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (2JVJo)

Just like other stories the Press covers, with pillow until it's dead, a Republican headquarters was broken into prior to the Watergate break in.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (2DOZq)

131 So no contraception, no abortion then?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (u1eUk)

132 This smiling brunette thinks Jimmy Kimmel is a hateful little bastard and the male equivalent of a shrew:
https://is.gd/PpEeq6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (3p5uk)

133 I did hear of a case of a LEO getting exposed to fentynal on the job and the NarCan saved him. So probably it is a good thing to have, although I don't know that I agree with giving it to chronic ODers at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (pxVvf)

134
WHERE ?
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:49 PM (arJlL)

The boobs are the boob wearing the ludicrous outfit in the link in post 31 by James Madison. I think these women should just wear a skirt and no top at all. It's not necessary when they show that much cleavage unless they feel slightly modest about showing nipples. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (AJzTi)

135 108 Thomas More of all people tried the same and the resulting world looked terrible, hollow and stale. Soulless and empty of life. I don't know if Utopia was an honest attempt or a reductio ad absurdum.
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I think it was, as "Utopia" means "nowhere."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

=========

Yeah, that's another key element showing that More was in on the joke. He knew utopianism, as it would later come to be called, was unserious and impractical, that it made no sense and clashed with human nature.

It tickles me in a sick and depraved way that the Soviets included More on a plaque on the Alexander Garden Obelisk, listing him as a great communist thinker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

136 >>>I give you all . . . Jimmy Kimmel

pass

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (rk2/G)

137 California hospitals are already doing exactly this. Kimmel is not the lede here, or shouldn't be.

My wife's cousin just two weeks ago spent 24 hours plus waiting to be admitted for COVID because they were giving priority to COVID patients who had been vaccinated. Modesto CA, or maybe Fresno.

He got sent home yesterday on oxygen, so we're thankful. But still pissed.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (Sd2Hw)

138
Remember during the AIDS epidemic heyday when the left was saying that promiscuous gays shouldn't get medical treatment if/when they got AIDS, because they were getting what they deserved?

And also have to show a "passport", or "assport" to go anywhere or do anything?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)

139 >>> 118 Doesn't he have a kid with a bad heart or something? Did his kid get the vax?
Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 03:54 PM (+ya+t)

Too young. I'm sure he will the second they allow it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (4cFiw)

And if his kid with a heart condition has any issues with the quack-vax, he'll start screaming about people not wearing masks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (ACi07)

140 The true Health Nazis would love to deny healthcare to all of the above.
===
If they had their way, they'll be digging the gold fillings out of your teeth by this time next year.

Posted by: that's not a joke at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (rfk4/)

141 2019: HEALTHCARE IS A RIGHT FOR EVERYBODY!

2021: DENY THE UNVAXXED!!!

The mercurial mores of "progressives".

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (XHhHI)

142 Kimmels's an asshole, but all of us mentioning the obese, smokers, bungee-jumpers, sky-divers and ass-pirates are playing THERE game. The true Health Nazis would love to deny healthcare to all of the above.

Okay, may be not ass- pirates
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

see wth above mentioning abortion. it's "women's health care" so unvaxxed are shit out of luck if they want an abortion ...

this can be FUN

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (8D42x)

143 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.

Posted by: raimondo at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (DMHwD)

144 Now Dem premise is we can deny medical care ..because reasons...good to know. We shall remember in the future.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (V13WU)

145 111 Kimmels's an asshole, but all of us mentioning the obese, smokers, bungee-jumpers, sky-divers and ass-pirates are playing THERE game. The true Health Nazis would love to deny healthcare to all of the above.

Okay, may be not ass- pirates
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)
\
=========

It's not about playing his game. It's about showing that the slippery slope definitely exists and these rhetorical questions are supposed to enlighten those watching the conversation in on that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

146 I fully support this.

We should do the same for ALL STD's with exception for rape.

And Narcan.

And anyone on medicaid should be on their own if they get a sports or misadventure accident.

And don't get me started on weight and exercise.

Let a thousand flowers bloom!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (5wrrp)

147 111 Kimmels's an asshole, but all of us mentioning the obese, smokers, bungee-jumpers, sky-divers and ass-pirates are playing THERE game. The true Health Nazis would love to deny healthcare to all of the above.

Okay, may be not ass- pirates
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

False. All you have to do is look at the resistance you get when saying something like EBT should be limited to healthy foods, not chips and soda. Or when you say it's foolish to fund safe-needle exchange sites.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

148 Deny everything including food and electricity all those who haven't been vaccinated for Ebola, Meningitis, Conjunctivitis, Strep Throat, Measles, Mumps, Rubella, Diphtheria, Pertussis, Tuberculosis, Hepatitis, Shingles, MRSA, Chicken Pox, HIV, and every flu variant that's ever existed!

If it saves just one life ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (y6WP0)

149 Okay, may be not ass- pirates
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 03:58 PM (mR6Gs)

Ass-pirates are our biggest customers.

Posted by: Dovato, Descovy and Truvada at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

150 IIRC Kimmel's son has congenital cardiac issues which make him a poor candidate for Covid vaccination. Should Kimmel's son be denied all healthcare?

Posted by: aelfheld at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (Zy9Yy)

151 Doesn't he have a kid with a bad heart or something? Did his kid get the vax?
Posted by: dartist


Sorry Jimmy. Your defective doesn't qualify for medical treatment, because he's a defective.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (OCTRt)

152 Remember during the AIDS epidemic heyday when the left was saying that promiscuous gays shouldn't get medical treatment if/when they got AIDS, because they were getting what they deserved?

And also have to show a "passport", or "assport" to go anywhere or do anything?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)
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They have decriminalized the witting passing of AIDS--a much, much more deadly infection.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (XHhHI)

153 What a dick he turned into. I liked The Man Show, Adam Corolla is still cool.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (+ya+t)

154 1) Health Care is a Human Right
2) ????
3) Profit!

I think the '????' represents denying the humanity for half the population.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (zRSRE)

155
It tickles me in a sick and depraved way that the Soviets included More on a plaque on the Alexander Garden Obelisk, listing him as a great communist thinker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

Who says we didn't get the joke, Comrade?

Posted by: Djushvilli, the Seminary Student at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (mR6Gs)

156 I think these women should just wear a skirt and no top at all.
==
AND JUST LIKE THAT, FEN IS IN TOTAL AGREEMENT WITH EVERY MORON.

Posted by: that's not a joke, either at September 08, 2021 04:02 PM (ajA5d)

157 143 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.
Posted by: raimondo

I think you meant "eugenics"

Traige would be treating those most in need, with chance of survival, first.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (5wrrp)

158 136 >>>I give you all . . . Jimmy Kimmel

pass
Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (rk2/G)

I retract that. The guy giving us Jimmy Kimmel was the "Defiant Ls" guy.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (rk2/G)

159 I'll say it in case Kimmel won't: Die, junkies, die.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (XHhHI)

160 131 So no contraception, no abortion then?
___________

That's different because . . . shut up, raaaaacist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

161 Great idea!
There are also a few things I would personally like to deny Kimmel.
Oxygen, maybe water...

Posted by: cromulent lurker person at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (aAP3z)

162 IIRC Kimmel's son has congenital cardiac issues which make him a poor candidate for Covid vaccination. Should Kimmel's son be denied all healthcare?
Posted by: aelfheld

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (OCTRt)

163

My Vagini, They Burn!

Posted by: The Woman with Three Vaginas at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (MYRbu)

164 I don't want all of Jimmy Kimmel. Just his head and hands.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (V6f9+)

165 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.
Posted by: raimondo at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (DMHwD)


Triage , low IQ individual should be last - we need to improve the gene pool.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (V13WU)

166 False. All you have to do is look at the resistance you get when saying something like EBT should be limited to healthy foods, not chips and soda. Or when you say it's foolish to fund safe-needle exchange sites.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

Good point, but I've always felt that they take that stand to stick a thumb in OUR eye

Posted by: Djushvilli, the Seminary Student at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (mR6Gs)

167 now do smokers, druggies, etc...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Overdosing on Heroin/Fentanyl, no narcan after the 1st time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (WSG5V)

i wouldn't even give them once, but maybe because i'm a cranky old barsteward at this point...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (8D42x)

168 157 143 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.
Posted by: raimondo

I think you meant "eugenics"

Traige would be treating those most in need, with chance of survival, first.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (5wrrp)

Thank you.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (rk2/G)

169 "Doesn't he have a kid with a bad heart or something? Did his kid get the vax? -- Too young. I'm sure he will the second they allow it."

probably, but I hope he is smart enough, or gets enough good advice, to NOT risk his kid's life with the jab. -- since the young are safe from Covid, but may not be safe from the vaccines.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (Cus5s)

170 >>Weird, I thought they liked universal healthcare. Someone's has some splaining to do.


You misunderstand the purpose of universal healthcare: it's about controlling what is available and who gets it.

Please see my "Complete Lives System" for details!

Posted by: Ezekiel Emanuel at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (+Rh4C)

171 >>> 137 California hospitals are already doing exactly this. Kimmel is not the lede here, or shouldn't be.

My wife's cousin just two weeks ago spent 24 hours plus waiting to be admitted for COVID because they were giving priority to COVID patients who had been vaccinated. Modesto CA, or maybe Fresno.

He got sent home yesterday on oxygen, so we're thankful. But still pissed.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (Sd2Hw)

Do they have or can they get hard evidence of this, and have they started calling lawyers?

I'm sure there are plenty of asshoes all over who would love to do the same, if they aren't already.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (ACi07)

172 >>>I give you all . . . Jimmy Kimmel

pass
Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:00 PM (rk2/G)

Take Jimmy Kimmel...

...please

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (zRSRE)

173 Unvaccinated should be denied medical care but should still be required to purchase medical insurance per the Obamacare mandate. I don't see the problem?

Posted by: Half tard Kimmel at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (2DOZq)

174 All "Principles" of "progressives" have an expiration date and condition.

They say them universally, it's just they haven't thought through them enough for them to care about when they would deny them.

And they do deny them.

The century-long deception called the Democratic Party goose-steps on.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (XHhHI)

175 >>Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.


Why?

Posted by: Ezekiel Emanuel at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (+Rh4C)

176 Please kill jimmy kimmel.

Posted by: johnnybiface at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (v7uSj)

177 Triage , low IQ individual should be last - we need to improve the gene pool.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (V13WU)
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Run, raimondo, run!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

178 All the vaccine extremists like Kimmel are happy for the non-compliant to die because they care. They care so much that they want the non-compliant to hurry up and die. They care so much that they will demand that the non-compliant die as soon as possible and as painfully as possible. Because they care.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (RMGKK)

179 In fact, those who test positive for marijuana should go last. They won't mind.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (V13WU)

180 I think it really isn't about non Vax, it's the unbelievers of Leftism they really are out for.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (2JoB8)

181 Rainmando is a genius. But I suspect he's terribly ghey.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (sWM8x)

182 https://billing.qa.indeed.net/summary?hl=en&co=US

I'll bet she would be fun on a trampoline.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (XvPQV)

183 I remember reading story about a beautiful woman of color that weighted over 350 lbs that went to the hospital complaining about a severe belly ache. It turned out she was pregnant and did not even know it because she was gravitation-ally challenged.

Turns out she went into labor and thought she had a belly ache from eating entire pizza !!!!

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (24+Vp)

184 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Kimmy obvious wants back into Sarah Silverman's pants bad. He's become a complete hateful asshole ever since he announced he didn't want Trump fans as viewers or fans. Fuck him.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

185 All the vaccine extremists like Kimmel are happy for the non-compliant to die because they care. They care so much that they want the non-compliant to hurry up and die. They care so much that they will demand that the non-compliant die as soon as possible and as painfully as possible. Because they care.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 08, 2021 04:05 PM (RMGKK)
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It's for the children!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

186 False. All you have to do is look at the resistance you get when saying something like EBT should be limited to healthy foods, not chips and soda. Or when you say it's foolish to fund safe-needle exchange sites.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (KbCG3)
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That kind of goes against the "Is it so hard" improv-doctrine that we're living under now.

Really? You can't survive on food with no chips and pop? Is that so hard?

They mean nothing. they. say.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (XHhHI)

187 It's funny but Jimmy Kimmel isn't funny.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (41klY)

188 Aren't a large number of blacks unvaxxed? Dems wanting black people dead is just their culture.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (Ojki1)

189 The left have allowed their masks to melt away like those Nazis at the end of the Raiders of the Lost Ark to expose their inner ghouls...most of these horrible specimen of man don't realize what they've exposed to their fellow man...but they are going to regret, in this life or the next - and they will regret it for a long long time...

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (5iUNf)

190 Weird, I thought they liked universal healthcare. Someone's has some splaining to do.
Posted by: WisRich at September 08, 2021 03:59 PM (G0vdT)


They believe that all people deserve healthcare paid for by others. They don't believe that you fall into the category of people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (U7wke)

191 165 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.
Posted by: raimondo at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (DMHwD)


Triage , low IQ individual should be last - we need to improve the gene pool.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (V13WU)

The unproductive get no care.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (Sd2Hw)

192 Let me throw this out here--

Maybe these people who would deny healthcare--and travel;, indoor dining, concerts, etc. are FULLY AWARE that their demands DO disproportionately affect blacks and other Latinos, and including Trumpsters in Red States in the mix is the end around to keep BLACKS out of nice places.

In other words, that's the point.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (mR6Gs)

193 Fat Leftist Wealthy White Woman Jimmy Kimmel has completely reversed xirself on pre-existing conditions, and found common cause with #SalonHot25's Allahpundit: The unvaccinated should be allowed to die with no medical intervention.

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Oh I suspect they would be happy for medical intervention to hurry up that death.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (RMGKK)

194
Comedians should set policy. It's all a joke anyways.

Posted by: portlandon at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (+oR7L)

195 Patient Protection and Affordable Calvinball Act

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (XHhHI)

196 @117 - Thank you. I keep making the same point. The same people who scream that healthcare is a human right are also the ones who want to deny healthcare to people who don't do what they want to do.

I get why he says it: It's a quick, glib line that allows the "educated set" to laugh at the credulous boomer rubes. But 1) they don't really think their statement through fully, and 2) It's really some of their most favored blocs who are the most unvaccinated.

Shorter version: He's an ass.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (VJsqe)

197 doh, copy/paste fail.

Was trying to reply to Joe Mannix's hottie.

Ah well, back to work

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (XvPQV)

198 Ohhh, one more

Seatbelts! Any traffic accident they should document (a) seatbelt use, (b) speed, and (c) drugs or alcohol!

Let's see the kimmel audience squeee when told that if they get in a car wreck and the driver of their car had a drink, well not everyone gets an ICU bed!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (5wrrp)

199 Bailey: Unvaccinated should be denied treatment.
Motte: I mean only denied treatment if ICU beds are being rationed.
Super-duper Motte: I didn't mean sympathetic minorities that have higher rates of vaccine hesitancy than whites should ever be denied treatment in favor of vaccinated whites. Come on guys, back me up here, you know who I meant: Trump voters need to die. Am I right? Those people are awful.

Posted by: Prog Smarties at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (dYe5S)

200 Didn't Biden and Hooker Harris say that the "Trump Vaccine" was designed to kill Black Folk ????

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (24+Vp)

201 OK, interesting. So their remedy for the unvaccinated getting covid, is to keep them out in public, infecting MORE people?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (oHd/0)

202 Periodontist called to confirm my appointment for tomorrow.
Then she said: "Are you vaccinated?"
I replied: "No."
She paused: "Oh. OK, see you tomorrow."

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

203
Comedians should set policy. It's all a joke anyways.
Posted by: portlandon at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (+oR7L)
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Dems vote for jokes as representatives.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (XHhHI)

204 Funny how the woke comedians are all unfunny in the same way. Could they have been lobotomized?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (RMGKK)

205 I've often felt that the Left goes after normal, law-abiding gun owners via stringent control measures to ultimately keep guns away from BLACKS.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)

206 Overdosing on Heroin/Fentanyl, no narcan after the 1st time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

i wouldn't even give them once, but maybe because i'm a cranky old barsteward at this point...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Narcan the first time. Bill them. When they don't pay, their name goes on the list. No second shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (OCTRt)

207 Do they have or can they get hard evidence of this, and have they started calling lawyers?

I'm sure there are plenty of asshoes all over who would love to do the same, if they aren't already.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (ACi07)

...

My SIL is a nurse in the same hospital. She assured us that is their policy. Defended it at first.

One small victory--she now sees the error in that policy.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (Sd2Hw)

208 The Left: For the good of society, I think you should die if you won't get the "vaccine."

Also the Left: I demand you get the "vaccine" because I care about you; it's for the good of society.

Historical Left: The Jews who won't contribute to the good of society should be sent to the work camps.

Gee, is there a pattern here???

Posted by: Lrrr at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (jIL4c)

209 Guess it beats going out of business.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

210 Kimmel is as funny as dying all alone, shrieking in pain and fear.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (41klY)

211 Triage , low IQ individual should be last - we need to improve the gene pool.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:04 PM (V13WU)

The unproductive get no care.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (Sd2Hw)

So, anyone with a Humanities Major Degree?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (oHd/0)

212 These are the same people that say healthcare is a basic right.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


A basic right for all those who conform to the same way of thinking.
Some are obviously more equal than others.

Funny how those tolerant people that claim "love is love" do not, frankly, think much of or even love their fellow man when their "fellow man" does not conform to their ideas.

Funny, huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (vcOmj)

213 >>> 191 [I thought we weren't supposed to quote the troll?]
.....
The unproductive get no care.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (Sd2Hw)

Who defines unproductive? The feralgov could be devastated.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (ACi07)

214 202 Periodontist called to confirm my appointment for tomorrow.
Then she said: "Are you vaccinated?"
I replied: "No."
She paused: "Oh. OK, see you tomorrow."
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

I had a periodontal appointment and they didn't even ask. They're used to protecting themselves from their patients!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (rk2/G)

215 OK, interesting. So their remedy for the unvaccinated getting covid, is to keep them out in public, infecting MORE people?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 04:08 PM (oHd/0)
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Their ad-hoc ways will probably end up jailing you for the "threat you pose".

If you think they would stop at a healthcare ban, you're whistling.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (XHhHI)

216 210 Kimmel is as funny as dying all alone, shrieking in pain and fear.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (41klY)

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*reconsiders pledge to never watch Kimmel because that's just my kind of humor*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

217 I believe Allahpundit at least pretends he still wants the unvaxxed to be able to get healthcare. I could be wrong.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)

218 I remember reading story about a beautiful woman of color that weighted over 350 lbs that went to the hospital complaining about a severe belly ache. It turned out she was pregnant and did not even know it because she was gravitation-ally challenged.

Turns out she went into labor and thought she had a belly ache from eating entire pizza !!!!
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Dude. That's actually not all that uncommon. We had that case in the office some years back. In doing the research, once you get to be super sized, your periods are a mess and well, you may not be fully cognizant of what's going on down there anyway unless you are given to using mirrors.

Posted by: that's not a joke, either at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (iPOUo)

219 What the hell, let's take this idea to the limit!

How about anyone without a job doesn't get to eat?
I would vote for that!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (5wrrp)

220 Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

221 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.
Posted by: raimondo

I think you meant "eugenics"

Blacks are the least likely to be vaccinated, so well done Raimodo!

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

222 A basic right for all those who conform to the same way of thinking.
Some are obviously more equal than others.

Funny how those tolerant people that claim "love is love" do not, frankly, think much of or even love their fellow man when their "fellow man" does not conform to their ideas.

Funny, huh?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (vcOmj)

Are you of the body????

Posted by: Landrieu.. at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (oHd/0)

223 Joe F. Did see a demonization poster Sundowner only seems to wear masks around minorities.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (2JoB8)

224 Retired twice, still working fulltime and paying taxes X3, unproductive?

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (0OP+5)

225 Like they say, if healthcare is a right, and you get it upon demand, no questions asked, where's the free gun lines?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (buTO7)

226 Going to the hospital. Just say you were vaccinated.

Posted by: Half tard Kimmel at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

227 Kimmel is as funny as dying all alone, shrieking in pain and fear.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (41klY)

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*reconsiders pledge to never watch Kimmel because that's just my kind of humor*
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TBH that made me chuckle. Perhaps some introspection is in order?

Posted by: that's not a joke, either at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (XXbV6)

228 *reconsiders pledge to never watch Kimmel because that's just my kind of humor*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

That does explain some of the films you watch.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 04:13 PM (Ojki1)

229 >>> 205 I've often felt that the Left goes after normal, law-abiding gun owners via stringent control measures to ultimately keep guns away from BLACKS.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, DUH.

Posted by: KKK at September 08, 2021 04:13 PM (ACi07)

230 I think it really isn't about non Vax, it's the unbelievers of Leftism they really are out for.
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 04:06 PM (2JoB

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Anyone with a brain and can think is dangerous.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 08, 2021 04:13 PM (RMGKK)

231 I didn't watch the clip, so let me guess: his audience laughed and cheered.

I fondly remember the time Christopher Hitchens gave the finger to Bill Maher's howling monkey audience.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 08, 2021 04:13 PM (M8fB7)

232 157 I think you meant "eugenics"

Traige would be treating those most in need, with chance of survival, first.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:03 PM (5wrrp)

221 I think you meant "eugenics"

Blacks are the least likely to be vaccinated, so well done Raimodo!
Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (rk2/G)

233 Now, lets do AIDS patients

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

234 218 Dude. That's actually not all that uncommon. We had that case in the office some years back. In doing the research, once you get to be super sized, your periods are a mess and well, you may not be fully cognizant of what's going on down there anyway unless you are given to using mirrors.
Posted by: that's not a joke, either at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (iPOUo)

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Every sperm is sacred.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

235 If they're not going to treat me, I don't need to pay my premiums right?

Posted by: Adrienne at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (gegMK)

236 Geeks and Gamers just said on the podcast

Friday Night Tights will have on Alex Jones on Friday night

Posted by: warren at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (4U8XC)

237 Can a mother still kill her child 20 years after birth?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (5sh7B)

238 If only there was some way of organizing society so that people were responsible for the outcomes of their own decisions....

I know there must be some "-ism" that covers this. I hear a lot about "rights" and "equality," but I wonder if there is a system where people have *incentive* to make the right decisions because the government is not going to bail them out. Someone should think about this and come up with a plan.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (5wrrp)

239 220 Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (v0R5T)


Deny All Health Care to the People We Don't Like

Posted by: Democrats at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (AMIL/)

240 I would also bet that Kimmel's gonna double down on teh crazy for a while about numerous topics. He's pissed that Greg Gutfeld is beating his ass in the ratings.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:15 PM (L2ZTs)

241 237 Can a mother still kill her child 20 years after birth?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (5sh7B)

How about step moms, and a little over 20?

Posted by: That's DR Jill to you! at September 08, 2021 04:15 PM (Ojki1)

242 I've often felt that the Left goes after normal, law-abiding gun owners via stringent control measures to ultimately keep guns away from BLACKS.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)
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You wouldn't be that far from their history.

Who follows Herbert Marcuse? Lefties. Marcuse, in the 60s said that they had to strike while the iron was hot, while black people feel disenfranchised by the system, before black people gained to much from capitalismfree markets, or they could become convinced by material success that capitalism free markets were a good thing.

There was a famous black-genocider who felt that black people were good use because of their dissatisfaction with the system. That man was Reverend Jim Jones.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:15 PM (XHhHI)

243 Jimmy Kimmel: Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated

Lighten up, Francis. It's just a joke. He's a comedian. Right? Right!?!?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 08, 2021 04:15 PM (ju2Fy)

244 @205 I totally agree with you on this. they always want to disarm the ghetto. Reagan's gun law was to disarm black panthers.

Posted by: raimondo at September 08, 2021 04:16 PM (DMHwD)

245 Boobs

You called?
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 08, 2021 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

You obviously have them and some people quite enjoy them, but in the other sense of boobs being stupid or foolish people you don't even qualify.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2021 04:16 PM (AJzTi)

246 205 I've often felt that the Left goes after normal, law-abiding gun owners via stringent control measures to ultimately keep guns away from BLACKS.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, DUH.
Posted by: KKK at September 08, 2021 04:13 PM (ACi07)

Lol
But seriously, what does the average lefty , living in (gentrified) URBAN area, in close proximity to the not so nice areas have to fear from a White Gun-owning Trumpster?

NOTHING

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2021 04:16 PM (mR6Gs)

247 *reconsiders pledge to never watch Kimmel because that's just my kind of humor*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

That's called a lost leader in biz...never happen.

But man, that would be the way to go out...I mean, if Kimmel was a real entertainer.....and a man.

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:16 PM (5iUNf)

248 Didn't Kimmel get in trouble for some blacjface recently? I'd take this as strike 2 - 1 more and he'll have to get "Im A Racist" tattooed on his fat face

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

249 I would also bet that Kimmel's gonna double down on teh crazy for a while about numerous topics. He's pissed that Greg Gutfeld is beating his ass in the ratings.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:15 PM (L2ZTs)
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And Guttfeld is really not much more than a sane, slightly-to-the-right--funnier--version of Jimmy Kimmel.

To counter that, Kimmel just feels the need to make a name for himself by going totally nuts.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (XHhHI)

250 I had a periodontal appointment and they didn't even ask. They're used to protecting themselves from their patients!
Posted by: m


Actually, my wife had some dental work done recently. No one in the dentist's office wears masks.
Do you know why?
Everyone gargles with a mouthwash that has Cetylpyridinium chloride in it, periodically. And all patients do before an examination or dental work.
This kills +99% of Covid19 virus in the mouth. And no one in the office has gotten Covid 19 since they adopted this practice last winter.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (vcOmj)

251 [I thought we weren't supposed to quote the troll?]




raimondo is not a troll per se, he is confused. he also loves us.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (V13WU)

252 Just the times we're living in...

I consider myself a normal guy, but then why am I considering buying a military surplus skid mounted tactical water purification system?



Posted by: jwest at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (/BlEx)

253 Going to the hospital. Just say you were vaccinated.
Posted by: Half tard Kimmel at September 08, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

They'll ask for your papers.

Posted by: Hospital Exec who watches Jimmy Kiimmel. Wonder if he's Jewish. at September 08, 2021 04:18 PM (hOMhY)

254 Can a mother still kill her child 20 years after birth?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM (5sh7B)
.........

I think we need to have an age limit, like say 18.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

255 should those people get care since they are intentionally injecting an illegal drug into their system...?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 08, 2021 03:50 PM (8D42x)

Narcan. Everyone knows the risk, but we have to keep them alive to do more damage

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2021 04:18 PM (ONvIw)

256 Lighten up, Francis. It's just a joke. He's a comedian. Right? Right!?!?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 08, 2021 04:15 PM (ju2Fy)
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Politics is downstream of "culture" -- Andrew Breitbart (PBUH)

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (XHhHI)

257 raimondo is not a troll per se, he is confused. he also loves us.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (V13WU)

When not selling love for $20 a pop at the truck stop.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (Ojki1)

258 The appropriate response is that he's a racist.

It's supportable by his own rules / claim.

Posted by: MJ at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (zwDuR)

259 (not much more than) a (sane), slightly-to-the-right--(funnier)--version of Jimmy Kimmel.
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The sane and funnier are traits that put him LIGHT YEARS beyond Kimmel.

Posted by: its a lot more than at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (fi76A)

260 Didn't Kimmel get in trouble for some blacjface recently? I'd take this as strike 2 - 1 more and he'll have to get "Im A Racist" tattooed on his fat face
Posted by: LASue


He appeared in blackface in a couple of segments on The Man Show playing Karl Malone, famous African American NBA player. Real funny, no it was not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (vcOmj)

261 251 raimondo is not a troll per se, he is confused. he also loves us.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (V13WU)

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Does he love Jesus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

262 Look at Israel. They've vaccinated most of the population, over and over again, and the data show the vaccinated are the spreaders of the variants. And now they're trying to determine if the mRNA jabs are safe.

What's that saying about a horse and a barn?

Posted by: abbynormal at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (Xpj5t)

263 I just dropped one of my Donettes on the floor and it rolled under my desk.
Oh well, still have 5 left.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

264 Hey, one more - abortions!

No abortions, period. Not because the baby is a life, but because the mother was irresponsible and needs to suffer!

(Yes, I chugged the coffee again this morning.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (5wrrp)

265 Wow. Airhead in gorilla mask throws egg at Elder, just misses. Apparently in Venice, CA. She/it also takes a swing at someone who then confronts her/it, then another, looks like a burn-out beach cretin or maybe just a typical CA Dem voter, gets up in the face of the guy who reacted to the egg toss.

Didn't have the audio on, not sure what raimondo-esque idiocies were being yelled by the street vermin.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (OTzUX)

266 Kimmel was losing the late night wars by being just an affable goofy guy with fun guests. So he went full crazy and shot up in ratings.

He's being rewarded to be this kind of imbecile, its how you get noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

267 As I posted on another board, the left has so much sympathy for junkies because the arm was made for heroin, right?

Heroin is the right dose for the blues or boredom? Not like ivermectin.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (XHhHI)

268 Fucking evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 04:21 PM (z4k8L)

269 Politics is downstream of "culture" -- Andrew Breitbart (PBUH)
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:19 PM (XHhHI)

and: politics is Hollywood for the ugly. Rush Limbaugh (RIP)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 04:21 PM (x8Wzq)

270 Mom used to yell "I'm going to kill you!", when I was younger. Just before the beatings were about to commence.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2021 04:21 PM (gmo/4)

271 If they get their way with non vaccinated getting a lesser tier of healthcare it will open the door ...
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Look, we're only going to ban Alex Jones because he's a racist, lunatic spreading dangerous conspiracies. No one else need worry.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 08, 2021 04:21 PM (jIL4c)

272 raimondo is not a troll per se, he is confused. he also loves us.
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He's one of uncle screwtapes minions. Bit of a slow learner. Lucky for him he's got plenty of time on his hands.

Posted by: its gonna be a long eternity at September 08, 2021 04:21 PM (ajA5d)

273 This is just stupid. Wanting mothers to be able to kill babies even after birth is evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

274 265 Wow. Airhead in gorilla mask throws egg at Elder, just misses. Apparently in Venice, CA. She/it also takes a swing at someone who then confronts her/it, then another, looks like a burn-out beach cretin or maybe just a typical CA Dem voter, gets up in the face of the guy who reacted to the egg toss.

Didn't have the audio on, not sure what raimondo-esque idiocies were being yelled by the street vermin.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (OTzUX)

And unlike the rodeo clown in a McFuckstick mask, this won't be a national story.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (Ojki1)

275 The unproductive get no care.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 08, 2021 04:07 PM (Sd2Hw)

So, anyone with a Humanities Major Degree?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 04:10 PM (oHd/0)
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Also actors and actresses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

276 MSM is always covering.

Per USA Today by Jill Lawrence: "As his poll numbers sink, is Joe Biden in trouble? If he is, it's good trouble."

If they're spinning it this way, you know he's worse than being reported.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (OtFdX)

277 Didn't Kimmel get in trouble for some blacjface recently? I'd take this as strike 2 - 1 more and he'll have to get "Im A Racist" tattooed on his fat face

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 04:17
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That was so mid-90's. He apologized last year. He's good to go now.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (ju2Fy)

278 How about anyone without a job doesn't get to eat?
I would vote for that!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 04:11 PM (5wrrp)


Those were... the good old days.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (F0YaR)

279 In the case of COVID, I am not vaccinated and will remain so. Jimmy Kimmel is another vacuous "influencer" who's opinions on on anything other than sniffing farts is immaterial. Jimmy, go fuck yourself. The people who want to get their crotches all moist thinking about denying people healthcare because they're the same sort of dolts can go fuck themselves as well.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (M9SBl)

280 I just dropped one of my Donettes on the floor and it rolled under my desk.
Oh well, still have 5 left.
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

A great offering for the CBD First World Problems post, featured on Sundays. That said, I feel your pain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 04:23 PM (x8Wzq)

281 237 Can a mother still kill her child 20 years after birth?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 04:14 PM


I'll let you know. Wife is seeing red after our daughter told her she's changing her major again. 6th major in 2+ years.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 08, 2021 04:23 PM (O6DoG)

282 265 Wow. Airhead in gorilla mask throws egg at Elder, just misses. Apparently in Venice, CA.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (OTzUX)

Threw an egg at a black man? Can you say "hate crime?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

283 She/it also takes a swing at someone who then confronts her/it, then another, looks like a burn-out beach cretin or maybe just a typical CA Dem voter, gets up in the face of the guy who reacted to the egg toss.

Didn't have the audio on, not sure what raimondo-esque idiocies were being yelled by the street vermin.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 04:20 PM (OTzUX)
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Hollywood's War on Women is going to get a lot of non-males beat up when the clash heats up and they realize that they don't have the advantage of spring platforms like Atomic Blonde.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:23 PM (XHhHI)

284 >>I've often felt that the Left goes after normal, law-abiding gun owners via stringent control measures to ultimately keep guns away from BLACKS.


Gun control has traditionally been about stopping blacks from getting guns -- see: "Negroes and the Gun: The Black Tradition of Arms" by prof. Nicholas Johnson.

Posted by: Ezekiel Emanuel at September 08, 2021 04:24 PM (+Rh4C)

285 "2019: HEALTHCARE IS A RIGHT FOR EVERYBODY!
2021: DENY THE UNVAXXED!!!"

"Free American healthcare is a right for the whole world, if they can just walk across our border (or even the Taliban, who can be flown here by our government)"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 04:25 PM (Cus5s)

286 @KateCagle for the Elder egg-toss thinggy. Mit video.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 04:25 PM (OTzUX)

287 Also actors and actresses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (YqDXo)


They were considered Deplorables OUAT. Er, um, I mostly still do.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 04:25 PM (F0YaR)

288 @284 Totally agree.

Posted by: raimondo at September 08, 2021 04:25 PM (DMHwD)

289 where was I, oh right. "People with a PhD are the most hesitant when it comes to getting the Covid-19 vaccine, according to a paper by researchers from Carnegie Mellon University and the University of Pittsburgh." They must have noticed complete lack of science and complete deluge of commercialism in the magic vaccine development and rollout. Science is something Jimmy Kimmel never studied. In his limited world Fauci is a demigod. Real scientists and doctors on the other hand, recognize an opportunist and a government lackey who spent his life playing a CYA game.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)

290 Per USA Today by Jill Lawrence: "As his poll numbers sink, is Joe Biden in trouble? If he is, it's good trouble."

Lol. It's all according to his Puddin' Head's Sooper Jenyus Plan. He's playing 5-D checkers and all that jazz.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 08, 2021 04:26 PM (zRSRE)

291 Actually, my wife had some dental work done recently. No one in the dentist's office wears masks.
Do you know why?
Everyone gargles with a mouthwash that has Cetylpyridinium chloride in it, periodically. And all patients do before an examination or dental work.
This kills +99% of Covid19 virus in the mouth. And no one in the office has gotten Covid 19 since they adopted this practice last winter.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 04:17 PM (vcOmj)

I highly do not recommend this practice. Because.

Posted by: Gnome Fauci at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

292 Jimmy Kimmel: Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated

Since "health care" was the third-highest killer *before* covid, I thank Jimmy Kimmel for wishing to protect me.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (l0Lgi)

293 Per USA Today by Jill Lawrence: "As his poll numbers sink, is Joe Biden in trouble? If he is, it's good trouble."

If they're spinning it this way, you know he's worse than being reported.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (OtFdX),

When the going gets tough, the automated vote counting machines get going!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (axyOa)

294 Why were we treating all the gay men coming down with Hepatitis A-C?

Why did we care about IV users during the AIDS scare?

Fuck them.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (XHhHI)

295 Where did Jenny Kimmel get the impression she's smart enough for social commentary?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (41klY)

296 291 I highly do not recommend this practice. Because.
Posted by: Gnome Fauci at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

=========

*hands Fauci 100,000 shares in company that manufactures mouthwash with Cetylpyridinium chloride in it*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

297 Mouthwash ? What ? Are you a horse ?

--Twitter gnomes

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:28 PM (V13WU)

298 So if they ask me if I have been vaccinated, I can honestly say yes even though I may have not gotten the COVID Vaccine. I have been vaccinated for lots of things so my answer is yes because you were not specific.....

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 04:29 PM (24+Vp)

299 Jimmy, you clean up your basement bedroom this instant!!!

Posted by: Karen Kimmel at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (Xrfse)

300 Kimmel is a vaxpremisist. We need to ostracize these people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (r+sAi)

301 Where did Jenny Kimmel get the impression she's smart enough for social commentary?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (41klY)
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It's what everybody did during the 60s. It's how Lenny Bruce rose to fame. Yapping about impressions of political trade-offs.

It's what they did the first half of my life when they were telling me "THINK FOR YOURSELF!" and then "You AREN'T THINKING FOR YOURSELF--you said conservative stuff in there!"

Politics is way downstream of a very vapid culture.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (XHhHI)

302 I highly do not recommend this practice. Because.
Posted by: Gnome Fauci at September 08, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

=========

*hands Fauci 100,000 shares in company that manufactures mouthwash with Cetylpyridinium chloride in it*
===
Puhleeez

Do you have any idea how much pharma/vacc company stock my family has? You have no concept of the generational wealth that I am going to accumulate in the next five years.

Posted by: fraudci at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (ajA5d)

303 Where did Jenny Kimmel get the impression she's smart enough for social commentary?


===


his agent (who convinced Kimmel that getting 5% vs agent's 95% is a win for Jimmy) told him

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (V13WU)

304 >Threw an egg at a black man? Can you say "hate crime?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 08, 2021 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

While wearing a gorilla mask no less. The implication is obvious. This person must be put into solitary lockup for a few years before even getting a trial.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 04:31 PM (DXFDM)

305 It is not a hate Crime against Elder because he is a White Person of Color.... Gee you are really stoop-ped !!

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 04:31 PM (24+Vp)

306 Kimmel is a vaxpremisist. We need to ostracize these people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (r+sAi)
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How about "Vaxscist"?

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:31 PM (XHhHI)

307
Since we're in the mode of denying medical care to people based on their character flaws, I'm thinking we should mandate a denial of care to douchebags who dump their wives and family for younger quim.

Especially if it's right before they sign multimillion dollar TV contracts so that they don't have to share the cash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (n+4am)

308 >>Wow. Airhead in gorilla mask throws egg at Elder, just misses. Apparently in Venice, CA.

No! What is Larry doing in Venice? What wizard in his campaign thought that any votes would accrue to him there given the limited time he has?

Good God! Let me run a conservative's campaign! You go to your opponents territory ONLY when you want things to be a rout...no one, I mean fucking no one, left in Venice, CA nowadays and hasn't fled is voting for Larry Elder, period.

Go to the valley outside of LA, go to the South of LA into north San Diego, go to the mid-state where farmers struggle to get water for their crops, go to areas just north of Marin that suffer...Jesus, do I have to write a script? Venice? Jesus fucking ass Christ, what a waste of time and money...Bruno Mars ain't voting for Larry Elder....

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (5iUNf)

309 I have a question for all you intelligent people in here:

A priest on a show I was watching ( the Chris Salcedo show) just said that the word fetus is Latin and translates to " small person". Is that correct?

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (lonOK)

310 Politics is downstream of the sewer line break, too.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (XHhHI)

311 So if they ask me if I have been vaccinated, I can honestly say yes even though I may have not gotten the COVID Vaccine. I have been vaccinated for lots of things so my answer is yes because you were not specific.....
Posted by: James

I saw my doc in June. He asked if I was vaxxed. I said yes...typity typity in the computer, he says "I don't see it in the system"
I replied "hmm. someone at Walgreens must have screwed up" He shrugged his shoulders and we went on with the yearly physical

Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (vd8XM)

312 I heard if you drink "Lemon-Fresh Chlorox" you will be cured of COVID Delta Variance .....

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (24+Vp)

313 I have to take a Jimmy and wipe my Kimmel.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2021 04:33 PM (R/m4+)

314 per Breitbart, "we" are planning to give all Afghan refugees free healthcare coverage.

Most of them are unvaxxed. Hell, most of them aren't even vaxxed for polio, as their imams are against it, and A-stan and P-stan are the last two natural reservoirs of polio in the world.

Wut say you to this, sooper genius Kimmel?

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 04:33 PM (F0YaR)

315 A priest on a show I was watching ( the Chris Salcedo show) just said that the word fetus is Latin and translates to " small person". Is that correct?
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (lonOK)
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The PIE root is "suck", so "suckling" (?).

Yeah, that's something to see a "fetus" do.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:33 PM (XHhHI)

316 Chic Fli A is the best sedative for young children on a road trip. Fill their bellies with nuggets and it's lights out 15-20 minutes later.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 04:34 PM (BpJwf)

317 279 In the case of COVID, I am not vaccinated and will remain so. Jimmy Kimmel is another vacuous "influencer" who's opinions on on anything other than sniffing farts is immaterial. Jimmy, go fuck yourself. The people who want to get their crotches all moist thinking about denying people healthcare because they're the same sort of dolts can go fuck themselves as well.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 08, 2021 04:22 PM (M9SBl)

If you HAVE to use that fake word to describe people, the person described influences NO ONE.

We can stop using it now.

Posted by: Cow Demon & Snake Spirit at September 08, 2021 04:35 PM (ITrC8)

318 *hands Fauci 100,000 shares in company that manufactures mouthwash with Cetylpyridinium chloride in it*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)


That mouthwash is awful tasting; had to use it once. Burns a bit too.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 04:36 PM (F0YaR)

319 Do you have any idea how much pharma/vacc company stock my family has? You have no concept of the generational wealth that I am going to accumulate in the next five years.
Posted by: fraudci at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (ajA5d)
......

Unless your mother feeds you rat poison first.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

320 Chic Fli A is the best sedative for young children on a road trip. Fill their bellies with nuggets and it's lights out 15-20 minutes later.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 04:34 PM (BpJwf)


For adults too. Lay off the spicy chicken sammich when you are driving, Pepe.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:36 PM (V13WU)

321 Personally I think leftard imbeciles like Kimmel should be garroted slowly so we can admire the facial color changes while he exits stage left.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2021 04:36 PM (o2MD2)

322 I saw that Elder video and am seething with anger. All for politics.
Lot of racists in the dem party.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 04:37 PM (x6uUk)

323 Personally I think leftard imbeciles like Kimmel should be garroted slowly so we can admire the facial color changes while he exits stage left.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2021 04:36 PM (o2MD2)

I like!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2021 04:37 PM (R/m4+)

324 I'm actually looking forward to when at least a few hospitals have to go to court to defend their decisions to ignore the unvaxxed.

Once a few of them have been rendered bankrupt, hopefully this screaming will stop.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:37 PM (L2ZTs)

325 test

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2021 04:37 PM (AiZBA)

326 165 Triage. Vaccinated should have priority over unvaccinated separating the wheat from the chaff. Unvaccinated should have priority number last.
Posted by: raimondo at September 08, 2021 04:01 PM (DMHwD)

Sure dude. Ask yourself why they keep asking you if you are allergic to eggs when you get your flu shot. (Oh, and I am far more vaccinated against far more things than even a hate filled racist Communist like yourself.)

Posted by: Snake Spirit at September 08, 2021 04:38 PM (ITrC8)

327 Xipe, why so merciful to assholes like Kimmel?

My suggestion, just slice off his belly with a rusty chainsaw, throw him face down in a fire ant colony and let him bleed out to death, preferably on video.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:38 PM (L2ZTs)

328 Emo Batman. They really are going to emasculate Batman with the Vampire Twink playing the role while BeardCucks (nods) and other submissive soy mouths lap it up.
Just LMFAO.

https://mobile.twitter.com/cobracommandr15/
status/1435693127583551499

@cobracommandr15
This is the future Batman that @LaBeardGuy
wants.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 04:39 PM (BpJwf)

329 Putrid Gasbag Jimmy Kimmel: Deny All Health Care to the Unvaccinated

I always wondered how the mark of the beast would be "marketed" to the masses. Now I know.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2021 04:39 PM (AiZBA)

330 The original purpose of the NRA, I believe, was to get firearms into the hands of recently freed slaves during reconstruction to have them provide self defense against marauding KKK democrats.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2021 04:40 PM (gmo/4)

331 324 I'm actually looking forward to when at least a few hospitals have to go to court to defend their decisions to ignore the unvaxxed.

Once a few of them have been rendered bankrupt, hopefully this screaming will stop.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 04:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Eh, letting unvaxxed die is in the prenumbras.

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts and his merry band of post legal miscreants at September 08, 2021 04:40 PM (Ojki1)

332 Kimmel is a vaxpremisist. We need to ostracize these people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (r+sAi)
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How about "Vaxscist"?
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:31 PM (XHhHI)

I like both of these

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 04:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

333 For adults too. Lay off the spicy chicken sammich when you are driving, Pepe.
Posted by: runner

Too rate, runner, but we almost home.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 04:40 PM (BpJwf)

334 No! What is Larry doing in Venice? What wizard in his campaign thought that any votes would accrue to him there given the limited time he has?

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:32
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Maybe it's from the Hail Mary Pass playbook. Get eggs thrown at you by gorilla.. Helps rally your voters. Maybe?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (ju2Fy)

335 That Vigano guy, he's not a fan of some things or the people pushing them:
https://is.gd/H6Mo3H

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (ACi07)

336 We are in Monument Valley and it is on tribal land. There are signs that say masks are mandatory indoors and outdoors. Now this is one of the most out if the way places in the country and all of it is outdoors. We didn't wear masks but there were lots of people wearing masks inside their cars and out walking around. We didn't put on a mask anywhere. I even had a long conversation with one of the Navajo women in the visitor center. She didn't say a word about my lack of mask. Bought lots is native turquoise so maybe that was why.

Posted by: Megthered at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (mky2S)

337 Maybe it's from the Hail Mary Pass playbook. Get eggs thrown at you by gorilla.. Helps rally your voters. Maybe?

12D chess?

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (x6uUk)

338 Biden inventing new powers to fire people sitting on congressionally mandated boards now. Gave spicer 8 hours to resign or consider himself fired from the naval academy board.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 04:42 PM (y1UMU)

339 I've shared this before, but I have it on authority from a wellplaced H'wood talent agency source, that Jimmy Kibble lives in constant daily fear of being cancelled for, among other things but most prominently, his previous "problematic" stunts on The Man Show.

Everything, and I mean *everythng* out of his mouth and on social media is performance theater designed to save his job and his fortune, and keep the Woke Mob at bay.

Take this as you will, but my source is rock solid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 04:42 PM (Bmy3R)

340 Drug Use? no healthcare. Smoker? no healthcare. Drink? no healthcare. Obese? no healthcare. Man? no healthcare. British? no dental care.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (r+sAi)

341 Kimmel is an attention whore. His ratings suck and he needs the clicks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (y1UMU)

342 How many times has the gorilla voted?

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

343 No! What is Larry doing in Venice? What wizard in his campaign thought that any votes would accrue to him there given the limited time he has?

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:32


Newsom is hated in beach towns in Cali for the utterly ridiculous way the lock downs were handled. I think Elder made a smart move.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (AiZBA)

344 Chic Fli A is the best sedative for young children on a road trip. Fill their bellies with nuggets and it's lights out 15-20 minutes later.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 04:34 PM (BpJwf)


Everyone must do what's best for them, but I will never set foot in a Chik-Fil-A until Dan Cathy is sitting at the side of the road in a puddle of his own urine and vomit, pants sagging from the weight of a week's worth of chronic diarrhea, holding a scrawled, fly-specked cardboard sign reading, "Bankrupt! Will tongue taint for money."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (2JVJo)

345 338 Biden inventing new powers to fire people sitting on congressionally mandated boards now. Gave spicer 8 hours to resign or consider himself fired from the naval academy board.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 04:42 PM (y1UMU)

Norms!

Posted by: Conservative Inc. PS, this space for rent at September 08, 2021 04:44 PM (Ojki1)

346 Let's just cut to the chase and get to where they say anyone that voted for Trump should be put in a camp and executed. They're like 3/4ths of the way there already.

Posted by: Blago at September 08, 2021 04:44 PM (HtxJD)

347 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (2JVJo)

That traitorous bastard Dan Cathy can spit-shine my white dick and I still wouldn't set foot in his over-rated shitholes ever again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 04:45 PM (Bmy3R)

348 No! What is Larry doing in Venice? What wizard in his campaign thought that any votes would accrue to him there given the limited time he has?

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:32

You campaign where you can get new votes... not the areas you already have pretty much sown up.

Lots of coastal types don't like Newsome... HE CLOSED THE BEACHES!

Posted by: Landrieu.. at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (oHd/0)

349 346 Let's just cut to the chase and get to where they say anyone that voted for Trump should be put in a camp and executed. They're like 3/4ths of the way there already.
Posted by: Blago at September 08, 2021 04:44 PM (HtxJD)

I wish they would. I'm ready to get the show going. Somebody is getting carried out on a litter and I don't much care who.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (o2MD2)

350 Maybe it's from the Hail Mary Pass playbook. Get eggs thrown at you by gorilla.. Helps rally your voters. Maybe?
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (ju2Fy)

Big Hail Mary given the LA press hates your guts and only use the visual to laugh in your face...

No, you want scenes of adoring fans, people shouting your name adoringly - think Trump. Make the go over the top to cheat in order to win.

Otherwise, everyone says, well of course Newsome won, even the homeless monkey guy hated Elder!

Jesus, Trump was right. The GOP and Conservatives have zero idea how to play this game....

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (5iUNf)

351 Kimmel is a terminally unfunny dirt squirrel tub and a dull-witted propaganda simp whose main attraction to lefties seems to be his vicious and unreasoning hostility to people who can think. But, why does every failed sh*/ty man get characterized as a woman? (Or every failed sh*/ty woman get characterized as a man?) In this age of (supposedly) rampant gender dysphoria, can't we just cast the failures out of sex altogether?

Posted by: AMartel at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (WWgnZ)

352 Seems a common denominator those who have a gazzion bucks think they are smarter than everyone.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (2JoB8)

353 Everyone must do what's best for them, but I will never set foot in a Chik-Fil-A until Dan Cathy is sitting at the side of the road in a puddle of his own urine and vomit, pants sagging from the weight of a week's worth of chronic diarrhea, holding a scrawled, fly-specked cardboard sign reading, "Bankrupt! Will tongue taint for money."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

But first, he will shine some shoes...

Posted by: Random Black Folks at September 08, 2021 04:47 PM (WmGrA)

354 308 No! What is Larry doing in Venice?

well, you know the saying: venice, vidi, vici

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 08, 2021 04:47 PM (v3pYe)

355 Kimmel is a vaxpremisist. We need to ostracize these people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 04:30 PM (r+sAi)
---
How about "Vaxscist"?
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 04:31 PM (XHhHI)

-------

Obervaxxinfuhrer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 08, 2021 04:47 PM (y6WP0)

356 Blaming the unv*xxed is a purposeful switcheroo so no one blames the president for COVID after they blamed the president every day for a year for COVID.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2021 04:47 PM (9AWuc)

357 where was I, oh right. "People with a PhD are the most hesitant when it comes to getting the Covid-19 vaccine, according to a paper by researchers from Carnegie Mellon University and the University of Pittsburgh." They must have noticed complete lack of science and complete deluge of commercialism in the magic vaccine development and rollout. Science is something Jimmy Kimmel never studied. In his limited world Fauci is a demigod. Real scientists and doctors on the other hand, recognize an opportunist and a government lackey who spent his life playing a CYA game.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)

--------------------

Pity they don't use those brain cells when it comes to politics. It seems the higher the degrees held the more left their politics.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 08, 2021 04:47 PM (RMGKK)

358
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2021 04:48 PM (DUIap)

359 >>> 350
.....
The GOP and Conservatives have zero idea how to play this game....
Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (5iUNf)

Depends on which game you mean; I'm sure the GOPe all have nice fat bank accounts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:48 PM (ACi07)

360 No Trump is killing all of these late night shows. Except Gutfeld!

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 04:49 PM (+ya+t)

361
Everything, and I mean *everythng* out of his mouth and on social media is performance theater designed to save his job and his fortune, and keep the Woke Mob at bay.

------

This is true of every person in American media. It's a Lord of the Flies race to the Left Pole.

But Kimmel is particularly intense. All the tears. All the sanctimony. He's trying for the Wokeness Emmy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 04:49 PM (FvCkv)

362 Nood.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 04:49 PM (Ojki1)

363 I guarantee the Naval academy board of visitors is something that biden staffer just heard about this morning. Then found out that spicer was appointed to it by trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 04:50 PM (y1UMU)

364 Sex Power and Money are what the Left wave in front of the Right, in so many cases..... so hard for them to resist...

Posted by: kraken at September 08, 2021 04:50 PM (6Je/Q)

365 I doubt anybody said his kid shouldn't get healthcare because he didn't abort it for a heart condition. But if he wants to take it to the individual decision level, well then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 04:50 PM (r+sAi)

366 Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:32 PM (5iUNf)

Nope, you just have to remind them WHO SHUT THE BEACHES DOWN. Who killed the life style they all pay out the ass to live!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 04:50 PM (oHd/0)

367 hat Vigano guy, he's not a fan of some things or the people pushing them:
https://is.gd/H6Mo3H
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (ACi07)

Always a breath of fresh air and honesty.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

368 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Heh. I get it.
I grew up on that stuff back in the days when they were in malls with an employee standing outside in the foodcourt with free samples of nuggets to lure kids and adults to their chicken crack rocks. The 3rd earliest food smells I can remember growing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 04:52 PM (BpJwf)

369 Depends on which game you mean; I'm sure the GOPe all have nice fat bank accounts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:48 PM (ACi07)

Yeah, big winner? The guys making Relief Factor.

Losers? Californians...why would Elder even want to take over and govern that sad sack state is a good question, anyway. Sometimes, when a thing is suffering in its final death throes, the best thing is to let it die...or shoot it in the head.

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:52 PM (5iUNf)

370 Seems a common denominator those who have a gazzion bucks think they are smarter than everyone.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 04:46 PM (2JoB

--------

As Prager has noted, wealth generally amplifies one's character -- making them more powerfully decent or more powerfully indecent as the case may be.

The decent realize that any success and monetary rewards they've earned as a result is usually narrowly defined and not without some good luck; the indecent, not so much ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 08, 2021 04:54 PM (y6WP0)

371 Waiting for Jimmy to be MeToo, rumors about how he auditioned the girls on trampolines

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2021 04:55 PM (wXOWj)

372 >>> Everyone must do what's best for them, but I will never set foot in a Chik-Fil-A until Dan Cathy is sitting at the side of the road in a puddle of his own urine and vomit, pants sagging from the weight of a week's worth of chronic diarrhea, holding a scrawled, fly-specked cardboard sign reading, "Bankrupt! Will tongue taint for money."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 04:43 PM (2JVJo)


I'm with you. I have veto power and say no whenever cfa is proposed. I'm getting the family used to not eating out anyway. Bad habit. The coming times will be hard on people used to pulling their meals out of greasy bags. But my wife sneaks in stops when her and the kid are on road trips.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 04:57 PM (OQuZj)

373 https://is.gd/H6Mo3H
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (ACi07)

I just realized that on the lifesite link I can listen to his speech in Italian while reading the english text. Cool

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 04:57 PM (oEn12)

374 Nope, you just have to remind them WHO SHUT THE BEACHES DOWN. Who killed the life style they all pay out the ass to live!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 04:50 PM (oHd/0)

The Dem national operatives that are filling out those harvested ballots five days after the election could care less - the DNC parachuted those guys in a week ago.

I don't think the GOP and Larry quite get it if they think they can waste a day in Venice Beach...

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 04:58 PM (5iUNf)

375 >>> hat Vigano guy, he's not a fan of some things or the people pushing them:
https://is.gd/H6Mo3H
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 04:41 PM (ACi07)

Always a breath of fresh air and honesty.
Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)


It very clearly ends with a call to arms does it not? I made that comment last night on the ont. I don't see any other way to interpret it. Not interpret, it's stated simply.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 05:02 PM (OQuZj)

376 I don't think the GOP and Larry quite get it if they think they can waste a day in Venice Beach...

__

None of them get it. Trump didn't either until it was way too late.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 05:19 PM (GQ5VU)

377 What's going to happen when the hospitals are forced to admit that the real trouble is with vaccinated people, and that their immune system is experiencing a cascading collapse and they will be at increased risk of covid and other things for the next two years.

Will Kimmel then say that the vaccinated should wait at the end of the line?

Posted by: Black JEM at September 08, 2021 05:41 PM (V6xwG)

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