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CNN Spent Most of the Summer Below One Million Viewers

Orange Hangover.

[N]one of the major headlines were enough to salvage CNN's dwindling viewership.

Over the course of 92 days, CNN failed to reach 1 million viewers on 53 of them, roughly 58% of the summer, according to Nielsen data. The network averaged just 603,000 in total day viewership, a staggering 42% decrease from Summer 2020.

At one point this summer, CNN suffered a 13-day stretch without ever reaching 1 million viewers throughout the entire day from July 28 through August 9. The breaking news of Cuomo's announced resignation broke the network's streak of six-digit viewership on August 10.

CNN's primetime lineup, which provides the network's most-watched programming, went a whopping 80 out of 92 days below 1 million viewers, a devastating 87% of the time and marking over a 50% drop from last year.

This twitter thread by media reporter Joseph Wulfsohn makes some good points:


Joseph A. Wulfsohn
@JosephWulfsohn

Over the course of 92 days, CNN failed to reach 1 million viewers on 53 of them, roughly 58% of the summer, according to Nielsen data. The network averaged just 603,000 in total day viewership, a staggering 42% decrease from Summer 2020.

At one point this summer, CNN suffered a *13-day stretch* without ever reaching 1 million viewers throughout the entire day from July 28 through August 9. The breaking news of Andrew Cuomo's resignation broke the network's streak of six-digit viewership on August 10.

CNN's primetime lineup, which provides the network's most-watched programming, went a whopping 80 out of 92 days below 1 million viewers, a devastating 87% of the time and marking over a 50% drop from last year.

"Cuomo Prime Time," CNN's most-watched show, went from averaging 1.9 mil viewers last summer to just 948,000 this summer, falling below 1 mil viewers over 2/3s of the time. By comparison, "Hannity" and "The Rachel Maddow Show" averaged 2.8 mil and 2.2 mil respectively.

"Anderson Cooper 360" averaged 914,000 viewers and missed the 1 mil benchmark 51/66 days on-air, or 77% of the time. That marks a 47% cut from his 1.7 mil average last year. "Tucker Carlson Tonight" averaged 3.1 mil viewers and "All In with Chris Hayes" averaged 1.3 mil.

"Don Lemon Tonight" suffered the most in primetime, averaging a crushing 751,000 viewers, a 54% drop from his 1.6 mil average last summer. Lemon reached 1 mil viewers just **three times** this entire summer in his normal timeslot following a relaunch/publicity stunt in May.

That was when the drama queen dramatically announced that "Don Lemon Tonight" would not be returning, then clarified that the name of the new show would be "Tonight with Don Lemon" or whatever.


CNN daytime benefited from breaking news but had weak viewership overall. "The Lead" failed to reach 1 mil viewers 88% of Summer 2020 with a 44-day dry spell before the fall of Afghanistan. Also, 40% of Jake Tapper's viewers disappeared from 1.38 mil -> 826,000 on average.

"New Day" continues to be CNN's weakest link, which never reached 1 mil viewers this summer. The Brianna Keilar/John Berman duo averaged just 453,000 viewers, a nearly 30% drop from its 636,000 average last summer.

CNN was plagued with controversy this summer between Chris Cuomo repeatedly being swept up in his brother's scandals and the uncomfortable on-air return of Jeffrey Toobin following his Zoom masturbation episode.

Outkick.com made this meme:

cnnratingsbatman.png


... and offered this take on CNN's failures:

From the start of Trump-Clinton to Trump's exit from Washington, CNN focused almost entirely on bringing Trump down. One could argue, CNN did that well, at least to those who enjoy that type of pandering. And many do. I see them on Twitter all the time.

While Fox News and MSNBC miss Trump and the topics he generated, neither network is soulless in his absence. MSNBC is still the whiskey to the mainstream media’s coverage, mirroring their talking points more animatedly. Fox News is the alternative to ABC, NBC, CBS, the New York Times, and social media.

Meanwhile, CNN now has no identity. Who is CNN right now? Their hosts and executives haven't told us -- they don't know. For the first quarter of Biden’s reign, CNN focused its attention on Tucker Carlson. Carlson is the biggest star in cable news, by a lot. However, he's not a politician -- his impact is minimal compared to elected officials. So, of course, CNN’s Tucker-focused programming failed quickly and badly.


...

Along with lacking individual draws and an identity, CNN begins every day behind. And on most mornings, really behind. CNN's morning show sucks. It is bad. No one watches it. Despite its sixth relaunch attempt, New Day averaged 438,000 viewers and 90,000 in the coveted 25-54 demo in August. That's putrid. Brianna Keilar is not the answer in the morning. In fact, she's not the answer anywhere. Thus, when a network places her on a show that’s already down, bad things just get worse.


What? The Real News Network is failing?

John Berman's "New Day" show, the political porn show that attempts to make cultural icons out of bratty leftwing teens who gave the middle finger to parents?

cnnteenagefingerflipper.png

I don't understand how they could be falling in the ratings!

I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:23 PM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 01:22 PM (Ojki1)

2 They are just being more selective in their audience.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 01:23 PM (Ojki1)

3 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

4 Ohhhh

Posted by: MikeM at September 08, 2021 01:23 PM (6WyvU)

5 And ratings are math and racist anyway.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 01:23 PM (Ojki1)

6 fuck cnn.

i wish they'd just die already

Posted by: Spaceballs at September 08, 2021 01:24 PM (8D42x)

7 I can honestly say I have not actively watched CNN in 25 years, passively sure but I'm usually sipping bourbon at an airport bar while it blathers on in the background.

And the bourbon helps, alot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 01:24 PM (AFmOS)

8 Honestly, I couldn't find CNN on my cable box if I tried.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 08, 2021 01:24 PM (jWe5r)

9 There is room in the market for a straight news reporting outfit that does its best to be as objective as possible.

There's not a whole lot of room for yet another anti-American news outlet, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

10
My 50 watt common carrier AM college radio station had a larger, and better informed, audience than XiNN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2021 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

11 Any truth to rumors CNN is owned by China ..??

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 01:25 PM (V13WU)

12 Ha Ha

Posted by: N. Muntz at September 08, 2021 01:25 PM (Z32m1)

13 8 Honestly, I couldn't find CNN on my cable box if I tried.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 08, 2021 01:24 PM (jWe5r)


Terminal 3, Karzai Internatonal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2021 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

14 And this is how you know that money doesn't matter. A million viewers? That's nothing.

Granted there's a time-based factor, but the guys on YouTube that I watch who fix old electronics often rack up numbers in that territory within a week of posting a video. A dude fixing an old TV set pulls around the same sized audience as CNN.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:25 PM (3p5uk)

15 Ace, I would just like to say thank you for changing to Twitter screenshots! Makes things much less jumpy.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)

16 Watching me should be mandatory.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (M4sfi)

17 My aged MIL spends all day with CNN on.
Every time I visit it's all I can do to not tie a dry cleaning bag over her head...

Posted by: cromulent lurker person at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (aAP3z)

18 >>> 11 Any truth to rumors CNN is owned by China ..??
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 01:25 PM (V13WU)

NO!!!1!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (ACi07)

19 Middle Finger Karen-in-Training needs a tire-ironing, but I can't tire iron a minor.

Bet I could hire some hit kids though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (Bmy3R)

20 >>>15 Ace, I would just like to say thank you for changing to Twitter screenshots! Makes things much less jumpy.


no problem. I saw a lot of complaints about it. It turns out, there is a fairly easy fix.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (0G13K)

21 Does the Scud Stud still have a show? I think it's been that long since I watched CNN.

Posted by: Downcast at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (edC3X)

22 One of the more interesting aspects of all the stupid stuff going on right now is the last claiming that they have a right to make you wear a mask and get a clot shot and that anyone that doesn't go along is violating their rights

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (DpkTQ)

23 Hololive youtube streamers have more viewers than CNN.

Why?

They don't feed their viewers bullshit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

24 A teen explains why she flipped off anti-mask protesters outside her Vermont school

-
Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (d9FiS)

25 Ace, I would just like to say thank you for changing to Twitter screenshots! Makes things much less jumpy.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)


Agree entirely. Saves having to scroll around and find where the last read comment is on every refresh.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (ghoDT)

26 20 no problem. I saw a lot of complaints about it. It turns out, there is a fairly easy fix.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (0G13K)

========

Let me guess....screenshot.guru.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

27 16 Watching me should be mandatory.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (M4sfi)

*shudder*

Posted by: Brian Stelter's "wife" at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (Ojki1)

28 Middle Finger Karen-in-Training needs a tire-ironing, but I can't tire iron a minor.

Bet I could hire some hit kids though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM


They'll probably have to go with bike locks, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (m+jkK)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Harold Stassen at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (M4sfi)

31 Haven't watched CNN in 15 years.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (E3rai)

32 Uptalking little teen Karen in training. Oh myyyy gawd

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (uUDKV)

33 CNN: your home of randos owning the Cons!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (DXFDM)

34 Meanwhile on YouTube, Antwain's World vids get 50 million views. He's a little kid who loves to eat.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (DJFLF)

35
Is the screenshot from CNN real? The photo on camera-right above the chyron is photoshopped.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (FvCkv)

36 They'll probably have to go with bike locks, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 01:28 PM (m+jkK)

LOL, or juice boxes filled with stones.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (Bmy3R)

37 In a country with 100 million people with cable or satellite and you can't pull 1 percent, you suck.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Scud Stud was NBC wasn't he?

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (uUDKV)

39 Middle Finger Karen-in-Training needs a tire-ironing, but I can't tire iron a minor.

Bet I could hire some hit kids though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:27 PM (Bmy3R)

Thanks for the idea. My littlest asked me the other day if kids could be hired to work, and all I could come up with is Ag jobs.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (KnJdm)

40 No one wants to watch network news anymore. The only people who still have it on do so for the same reason they still have a landline. It's what they've always done. They're old and set in their ways. These "news" outfits are all dead men walking.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (ZOfsH)

41 I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming.
====

I predict that right now, she's sucking every cock she can get her lips on.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (IytoW)

42 Below one million viewers > Below one million Taters

Posted by: Hands at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (786Ro)

43 In Rise and Fall of the Third Reich book he explains how after the Nazis took over and every news was just the mouthpiece of the Nazis news outlets ,papers and radio, lost readers as every one had the same message and Propaganda. That's what I think is happening to the Leftist Propaganda today.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (2JoB8)

44 "We're *all"* just annoyed with it..."

Speaking for the whole school, there, Karen?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (Bmy3R)

45 Middle Finger Karen-in-Training needs a tire-ironing, but I can't tire iron a minor.



Women & kids? Easy. You just don't lead them as much.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (OCTRt)

46 32 Uptalking little teen Karen in training. Oh myyyy gawd
Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2021 01:29 PM (uUDKV)

*Sends her full ride scholarships.*

Posted by: All the Ivy League schools at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (Ojki1)

47 I just tuned back in to youtube after a long absence. Am stunned by the numbers of views and subs on the channels. All kinds of randos regularly get 100s of thousands of views, many get millions.

Nobody needs CNN for infotainment anymore

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (DJFLF)

48 How do those "we buy houses" people get their marketing leads? I only ask because whatever they're paying, it's too much. I have had my house less than a year and I've gotten two or three of those "I'll buy your house for CASH!" come-ons in the mail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (3p5uk)

49 Despite low ratings, CNN has had, and continues to have, outsized influence by leading the Leftist conversation and advancing the Narrative.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (ZHVt1)

50 CNN dot com sucks. Terrible to find info.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (yrol0)

51 When did CNN begin to go bad? Was is when it soft pedaled
Saddam Hussein's misdeeds in exchange for access?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (m/Gc2)

52 If the MSM would cease to exist tomorrow the Democrats wouldn't have a voice to reach anyone in the country. They've been outsourcing comms for decades and have nobody with the skilz needed to communicate with real people.

TBH neither did the MSM either. But they were good at force feeding the shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (BFigT)

53 41 I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming.
====

I predict that right now, she's sucking every cock she can get her lips on.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (IytoW)

So, shooting to be Vice President!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

54 I saw Orange Hangover open for April Wine at Rogers Centre in '02

Posted by: Hands at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (786Ro)

55 48 How do those "we buy houses" people get their marketing leads? I only ask because whatever they're paying, it's too much. I have had my house less than a year and I've gotten two or three of those "I'll buy your house for CASH!" come-ons in the mail.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (3p5uk)

========

County records?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

56 CNN Headline:

Judge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools

What the fuck does that even mean??

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (yrol0)

57 "Not to worry, comrades CNN International is crushing it in their primary market of China as they read from CCP-prepared scripts edited by renown spy and international man of urine-and-hooker-intrigue, Christopher Steele!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (Wh/vY)

58 I don't think CNN gives a fuck about ratings

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (uCLWI)

59 How anybody could have watched just a few of Project Veritas' CNN Monday morning meetings recordings and still think CNN presents factual news of any kind... well, they're self delusional idiots. Hours and hours of "what are we going to dream up this week guys?" straight out of a bad comedy sketch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (wAnMi)

60 And then, the little 30 second vignettes that someone grabs off instagram or tiktok, then uploads to YT - and go viral - then spin off into other vids and collabs with high octane youtubers who have a huge following.

It's like the networks used to do. You know, how Happy Days spun off Laverne and Shirley and so many other examples.

People are creating their own content. The networks are lame in comparison

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (DJFLF)

61 BOY, THAT RONA ROMNEY IS INTELLIGENT AND HOT.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MARK MEADOWS at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (H/KvN)

62 41 I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming.
====

I predict that right now, she's sucking every cock she can get her lips on.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (IytoW)

You can become president that way! I blazed that trail!

Posted by: Kamala Harris, with 25 Amendment paper work in hand at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (Ojki1)

63 We're Gondor non-confirming.

Posted by: Nazgul at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (M4sfi)

64 CNN merely does the bidding of their Corporate Masters, and their corporate masters are happy to lose the billions of dollars that a well viewed, high ratings CNN publishing stories unfriendly to their corporate master.

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (Z32m1)

65 >>> Nobody needs CNN for infotainment anymore
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (DJFLF)

Yep. I don't track such things but I wouldn't be surprised if youtube surpassed all cable in viewership. If they haven't it's just a matter of time. Networks are doomed, trying to offload their inventory of buggy whips while there's still time.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (ZOfsH)

66 How anybody could have watched just a few of Project Veritas' CNN Monday morning meetings recordings and still think CNN presents factual news of any kind...
=====

Easy. Those who watch and/or think highly of CNN are not watching PV videos.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (IytoW)

67 County records?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Sure, just like the home warranty people and all of the services outfits (plumbers, mechanics, etc.) to send new owners advertising - but it is odd to send "sell your pad, dude!" messages to a guy who just bought the place...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (3p5uk)

68 CNN. Canned News Nadir.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 01:34 PM (/mhIl)

69 CNN Headline:

Judge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools

What the fuck does that even mean??

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (yrol0)

-------

BOHICA.

In the future, you will own nothing and have no freedom ... and you will like it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 08, 2021 01:34 PM (Wh/vY)

70 Judge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools

What the fuck does that even mean??
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (yrol0)

mens his buds get to do what they want and his enemies don't

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 01:34 PM (uCLWI)

71 The fact that CNN has not fired Jeff Zucker is a clear indication it is not a legitimate company. It is the propaganda arm of the overlords.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 08, 2021 01:34 PM (L+7Ct)

72 @56

>>What the fuck does that even mean??

It means that Florida can't force people not to force people to wear a face diaper.

Or alternatively...

Our force is good, your force is bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 01:34 PM (AFmOS)

73 >>> 67 County records?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Sure, just like the home warranty people and all of the services outfits (plumbers, mechanics, etc.) to send new owners advertising - but it is odd to send "sell your pad, dude!" messages to a guy who just bought the place...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (3p5uk)

Why? We love houses.

Posted by: BlackRock CEO & Board at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (ACi07)

74 CNN
The American economy is weakening. And we know who is responsible.

3rd Para
The people who are refusing the vaccine and refusing to mask up aren't just killing themselves and infecting their neighbors. They're destroying the American economy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (yrol0)

75 When did CNN begin to go bad? Was is when it soft pedaled
Saddam Hussein's misdeeds in exchange for access?
Posted by: mr tmz


Clinton News Network.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (OCTRt)

76 Fox News is the alternative to ABC, NBC, CBS, the New York Times, and social media.


*blinks*
re-reads that sentence
*blinks*

With "alternatives" like FOX ("We did it!"), who needs anything else? Amiright?

Posted by: Hands at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (786Ro)

77 They get it off the property tax rolls. You get double if you are in danger of being foreclosed on.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (5HBd1)

78 I would point out that CNN is one of those channels that old bedridden people listen to in nursing homes because they are lonely and need companionship during the lockdowns that are going on even today.

This makes my heart ache by the way, more than the snark

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (HG00O)

79 Easy. Those who watch and/or think highly of CNN are not watching PV videos.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

The ones who ask, "Oh what, did you get that from ThE iNtErNeT?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (OssQ4)

80 Thanks for the idea. My littlest asked me the other day if kids could be hired to work, and all I could come up with is Ag jobs.
Posted by: flounder

I don't know employment law but here in OH, we have minors working in some local restaurants and daycare spots.

They may be off the books though - dunno.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (mD/uy)

81 67 Sure, just like the home warranty people and all of the services outfits (plumbers, mechanics, etc.) to send new owners advertising - but it is odd to send "sell your pad, dude!" messages to a guy who just bought the place...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:33 PM (3p5uk)

========

County records + Zillow zestimates.

I know they use the records because our house is considered an empty lot for 2020 tax purposes (being completed a few months into the year). So they probably see that combination and go all "sploosh" at the thought of quickly turning it around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

82 The people who are refusing the vaccine and refusing to mask up aren't just killing themselves and infecting their neighbors. They're destroying the American economy.
======

Huh.

I'm still alive and I haven't infected anyone with anything. Ever. And I'm going to work everyday and have been going in to work everyday since this shit began.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 08, 2021 01:36 PM (IytoW)

83 We've been commenting on CNN's low ratings for years. But yet....they're still there spewing their poison.

Something tells me that CNN has enough financial backing from somewhere (or someone) that they really don't give a shit about ratings.

It's just like the hoax called polling.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 01:36 PM (Fs5vw)

84 Hey Ace! I do like the screen shots of Twit, but how come every time I just click "comments," the whole page reloads and I get sent to the top instead of to the comments?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (7bRMQ)

85 CNN couldn't say what actually happened: Judge tells parents they can't decide if their kid wears a mask, or not.

Posted by: EveR at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (MUpk6)

86 I accidentally picked up a call from one of those. He asked about the homeowner listed in the tax rolls. (Husband's second wife). I told him she died in 2008 and hung up. He immediately texted me saying that my husband was dead too and that the house was just sitting there. I blocked him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (5HBd1)

87 >Judge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools

What the fuck does that even mean??
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (yrol0)

Seeing a significant number of parents fight like rabid badgers to keep their kids masked in perpetuity has been a real spirit crusher for me.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (DXFDM)

88 Apparently I'm into hot prepubescent twins, since I see multiple ads with their faces on the same page. Who knew?

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (ZsR3z)

89 CNN is a naked political operation. It doesn't try to make ratings, money or sense.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: wipe this smug look off my face, just try it at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (XXbV6)

90 The MFM isn't in it for the money.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

91 I don't want Zillow!

I'm a Brillo man!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (mEgow)

92 91 I don't want Zillow!

I'm a Brillo man!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (mEgow)

=======

I'm a Dapper Dan man, myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

93 That Brianna Keilar chick is just awful. She's snide, and seems to bide her time while other people are talking so she can jump in with yet another snide remark. A future The View host.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (rk2/G)

94 When your only viewers are people killing time in airports, the lockdowns really destroy your business model.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (BD0Jm)

95 Unvaccinated guy turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

96 Between August 20 and 26, an average of 330 children were admitted to hospitals every day with Covid-19, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

There are greater than 6 million child hospital stays per year.
6000000 / 365=16438

So every day about (330 / 16438=0.02) = 2 PERCENT of the children in the hospital have COVID.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (yrol0)

97 This five second clip spawned an entire network of reaction vids, collaborations, random shit that Antwain does, adding up to millions of views.

This clip alone has 24 million:

https://tinyurl.com/rcwvffp5

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (DJFLF)

98 51 When did CNN begin to go bad?

First thing that jumps out was functionally retarded Wolf Blitzer pretending he didn't hear Balloon Boy say "you said we were doing it for the show." Worse, he not only wasn't immediately fired, he's still there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (Bmy3R)

99
Alternate post title:

CNN Is Live-Action Twitter Cosplay

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (/VHKu)

100 Little Bitchy is from Vermont. Of course she's going to virtue signal.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (2JVJo)

101 The MFM isn't in it for the money.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

They don't come here for the huntin'.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (OssQ4)

102 I accidentally picked up a call from one of those. He asked about the homeowner listed in the tax rolls. (Husband's second wife). I told him she died in 2008 and hung up. He immediately texted me saying that my husband was dead too and that the house was just sitting there. I blocked him.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (5HBd1)
++++
Did he get his negotiating skills off a book of matches?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (3p5uk)

103 Seriously, I subscribe to YouTube channels covering topics like:

Bourbon
Chess
Electrical Equipment rehab
Animation
Trains
Gardening
Drain cleaning
Hololive
Lars von Retriever

My wife asks me why I keep looking at my phone. I tell her it beats the ever-living shit out of watching TV.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

104 Judge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools
===
so, you can't force someone who is wearing a mask in school, to stop. Were they even doing that?

Posted by: umm . . .whut at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (iPOUo)

105 >>>CNN Spent Most of the Summer Below One Million Viewers

Is that, like, a sexual position?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (rk2/G)

106 I'm a Dapper Dan man, myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

Two Weeks.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (mEgow)

107 Didn't someone post a thread here that described how each of the big news media channels were simply outlets for the different government alphabets to use when they wanted to push propaganda? CNN was , I think , the CIA's network. The FBI sent out missives to the NYT. DOJ uses MSNBC.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (v2MqE)

108 Hey Ace! I do like the screen shots of Twit, but how come every time I just click "comments," the whole page reloads and I get sent to the top instead of to the comments?
Posted by: OrangeEnt



The beatings will continue until we read the content.

Posted by: Hands at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (786Ro)

109 The people who are refusing the vaccine and refusing to mask up aren't just killing themselves and infecting their neighbors. They're destroying the American economy.


You tell that economy that I'm coming for them and hell's coming with me!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (OCTRt)

110 There is room in the market for a straight news reporting outfit that does its best to be as objective as possible.

The next GOP president needs to shitcan the press secretary and pull the passes of every outlet except OAN and, perhaps, Newsmax.

Instead of a formal briefing everyday, do an FDR - have the OAN and Newsmax people over to the Oval Office for an hour's chat on the topics of the day.

No video and no recording of any kind. Write it the fuck down.

And tell the rest of the MFM to FOAD.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

111 Is Wolf Blitzer still on the air? Still alive?

Posted by: The Cowsills Rock at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (H/KvN)

112 92 91 I don't want Zillow!

I'm a Brillo man!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (mEgow)

=======

I'm a Dapper Dan man, myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

--------------------------

I can order that for you. Be here in about two weeks.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (CAJOC)

113 Seriously, I subscribe to YouTube channels covering topics like:

Drain cleaning


Drain cleaning? This is a hobby?

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsR3z)

114 1 Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 01:22 PM (Ojki1)


3 not sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)



To be, or not to be.....THAT is the question.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

115 I would point out that CNN is one of those channels that old bedridden people listen to in nursing homes because they are lonely and need companionship during the lockdowns that are going on even today.

My aunt is a very active 70 yr. old who just stopped working only because her employer went out of business.CNN is her God, her Bible, her everything

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:42 PM (DJFLF)

116 udge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools
===
so, you can't force someone who is wearing a mask in school, to stop. Were they even doing that?
Posted by: umm . . .whut at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (iPOUo)

No. All Florida's EO's etc. said was that you cannot force a child to wear a mask to attend school. If your kid wears a mask, no big deal.

So apparently, this judge is saying that if a school systems mandates masks, the state of Florida cannot interfere with that mandate by cutting off funds, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2021 01:42 PM (v2MqE)

117

Vice Grip Garage is a great Youtube channel.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:43 PM (/VHKu)

118 How do those "we buy houses" people get their marketing leads? I only ask because whatever they're paying, it's too much. I have had my house less than a year and I've gotten two or three of those "I'll buy your house for CASH!" come-ons in the mail.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (3p5uk)


I get offers for Municipal Water and Sewer Line Repair Insurance in an area that was entirely well and septic.

Sister gets Window by Anderson Replacement Window sales literature at her apartment. The first couple of flyers were addressed to Resident and Apt. 304.

She has gotten mail addressed to 5 previous residents. The address labels are on her bulletin board.

I think they pay fractions of a penny for names, and are willing to spend and waste dollars on bogus leads.

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

119
This clip alone has 24 million:

https://tinyurl.com/rcwvffp5
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (DJFLF)



And there's an ass in the window across the street.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

120 100 Little Bitchy is from Vermont. Of course she's going to virtue signal.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 01:39 PM (2JVJo)


Shelburne, pretty much the heart of darkness. Truth be told I'm currently in Williston which I guess could be called the liver of darkness.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 08, 2021 01:43 PM (mVMcL)

121 >You tell that economy that I'm coming for them and hell's coming with me!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (OCTRt)

*Economy throws down red sash and flees*

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 01:44 PM (DXFDM)

122 Is Wolf Blitzer still on the air? Still alive?
Posted by: The Cowsills Rock at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (H/KvN)



That's Helsinki, Sweden......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

123 F*ck CNN! ( Clap-clap . . . Clap-clap-clap-clap) F*ck CNN!
(Clap-clap . . . Clap-clap-clap-clap) F*ck CNN!

Posted by: That One Never Gets Old at September 08, 2021 01:44 PM (fUm2i)

124 My YouTube viewing is rather diverse.

True Crime (That Chapter rules!)
Our Gang films
Old NFL football games
Bad Movies Being Mocked (RedLetterMedia and so forth)
Lots and lots and lots of music
Old Opie & Anthony shows

I watch a lot of old stuff. I like being reminded of the Before Times.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:44 PM (Bmy3R)

125 I just tuned back in to youtube after a long absence. Am stunned by the numbers
Nobody needs CNN for infotainment anymore
Posted by: kallisto
Yup. I am just tuning into youtube, really for the first time. So my choice is to listen to some guy/girl talking about one of my hobbies, one of my loves? Or showing me how to do X thing properly? Using tricks he has accumulated through a lifetime of doing X.
Versus whatever Fox or CNN or whatever think I should be thinking about? With a bunch of commercials etc. Easy decision.
Video is not as efficient as reading. So that tempers my enthusiasm a bit. I appreciate people who get to their point quickly.

Posted by: MikeM at September 08, 2021 01:45 PM (6WyvU)

126 Thanks for the idea. My littlest asked me the other day if kids could be hired to work, and all I could come up with is Ag jobs.
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 01:30 PM (KnJdm)


In Oregon, all employers have to show that they have some sort of workers' comp insurance, and this information is on the Department of Business and Consumer Services website.
In Oregon the database is searchable by zip code.

I have suggested that people looking for work find that, sort out the zip they are interested in, and start making calls.
The best way of making a sale is finding someone who is buying, the best way to find a job is find someone who is employing.

There are "hazardous orders" by DOL, but they are working in excavations, bakeries, grist mills, radioactives and related. However, most jobs for kids are protected from that sort of thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:45 PM (HG00O)

127 Drain cleaning

Drain cleaning? This is a hobby?

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsR3z)

I came across The Drain Addict by accident while looking for a YouTube video on sewer taps (I'm an engineer). The guy is Australian and videos his jobs clearing out sewer drains, and he is absolutely hilarious. But it ain't for everybody, to be sure...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 08, 2021 01:45 PM (wtvvX)

128 Drain cleaning? This is a hobby?
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsR3z)

You should see the Wasp Extermination videos. It's like a whole category.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:45 PM (Bmy3R)

129 20% inflation has NOTHING to do with economic problems, it's all because of you cootie people, and anyway it's only 5% inflation!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (ACi07)

130 Judge rules Florida must stop enforcing mask bans in schools

What the fuck does that even mean??
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:32 PM (yrol0)



The judge, along with everyone else, is a fucking idiot. The bans are on the DAMN MANDATES!!!!!

Wear a fucking mask if you want to. If it ACTUALLY WORKED for anything, you wouldn't need to worry about anything, now would you.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

131 My YouTube viewing is rather diverse.

I do cooking, scotch and bourbon, and VR. Unfortunately, YT seems to have my number, and has increased the ad density to the point where it's really difficult to keep watching.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

132 She has gotten mail addressed to 5 previous residents. The address labels are on her bulletin board.

I think they pay fractions of a penny for names, and are willing to spend and waste dollars on bogus leads.
Posted by: rd


Which is why you NEVER reply to any type of telemarketer, be it phone, in writing, email or text telling them to remove you from their list.

Because then your info gets sold as a live body.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (OCTRt)

133
Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2021 01:40 PM (v2MqE)

-------

I haven't heard that. But it would make sense. It's more or less the TV parallel to the system they currently use in print media. I forget which is which, but NYT/WaPo write for FBI/DoJ & CIA sources, respectively.

If the IC agencies have long-standing flagship publications to feed the local markets on paper, then why not on cable, too?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (FvCkv)

134 I'm on the gathering side of the hunter/gatherer job description. I like watching grocery hauls. Anywhere from hundreds to thousands of dollars worth of stuff at a time. It's soothing to me.

Also Takis Shelter of Crete dog videos.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 01:47 PM (/mhIl)

135 She has gotten mail addressed to 5 previous residents. The address labels are on her bulletin board.

I think they pay fractions of a penny for names, and are willing to spend and waste dollars on bogus leads.
Posted by: rd



Ah, the blue state mail-in ballot model!

Posted by: Hands at September 08, 2021 01:47 PM (786Ro)

136 Oh, and AMSR videos.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (/mhIl)

137 Oh, and supermarket food review channels, like The Wolfe Pit, and BrutalMoose.

Learned a lot about bad stuff in processed food.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (Bmy3R)

138 Youtube

Cleetus McFarland
Haulover Inlet
Hailie Deegan
Powerful JRE
Dale Jr

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (yrol0)

139 CNN has become for Zuckerberg and any other funders what an eight year old's stamp collecting hobby is for the father - a money sump that you do just for the pride that your kid is doing something that the father likes...it doesn't benefit anyone outside of the kid and the father its just between themselves, and neither cares.

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (5iUNf)

140 Seeing a significant number of parents fight like rabid badgers to keep their kids masked in perpetuity has been a real spirit crusher for me.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (DXFDM)

Yeah, but those kids then will get to decide what retirement home the parents eventually get shipped off to.

Something something Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (Ojki1)

141 My YouTube viewing is mainly on various ww2 aircraft demonstration flights from air shows.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (hHaXR)

142 You should see the Wasp Extermination videos. It's like a whole category.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Brake or carb cleaner. Dead before they hit the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (OCTRt)

143
If you like Cleetus, you'll like Vice Grip Garage more.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:49 PM (/VHKu)

144 I discovered Tarl Warwick (Styxhexenhammer666) the day after the 2016 election. He had about 18k subscribers. Today he is up to over 400k. Within hours of one of his posts, tens of thousands of views accrue. You can't even comment unless you're right there at the beginning, there is so much feedback.Then there's his livestreams. When he streams Bidete's remarks, he likes to compare his viewership to the White House's for the same event. He always has at least 3x as many viewers. And the streams are more appealing because they are interactive, with the live chat going on.

It's true that cable and network is really for old heads and I don't know who else enjoys it? Karens maybe.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 01:49 PM (DJFLF)

145 AMSR videos.
Posted by: JuJuBee
Yes. Jhene Aiko had a good one. But it gone.

Posted by: MikeM at September 08, 2021 01:49 PM (6WyvU)

146 I do cooking, scotch and bourbon, and VR. Unfortunately, YT seems to have my number, and has increased the ad density to the point where it's really difficult to keep watching.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

I have ghostery and a regular adblock extention and I never see ads on YT videos.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 01:49 PM (7bRMQ)

147 The only question is who or what is propping up the nooz orgs, it can't be profitable.

At some point, they went YOLO becoming full throated 24/7 propaganda spewing supporters of All Things Narrative. I suspect sometime around Bush V. Gore, certainly after 9/11/2001

The Nooz has always been bad, really really bad, but they did have to report opposing points of view. This is no longer allowed. Their legislative wing in the Democrat party and Assistant Democrat "Republicans" did manage to retroactively legalize destabilization propaganda technique operations here in this country, they are fairly good about tying up loose ends that way. I've often wondered why they even bother with this.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (qyZxC)

148
Brake or carb cleaner. Dead before they hit the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:48 PM (OCTRt)

Some of them rig up big fans to annihilate them as they try to escape. I like those the best.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (Bmy3R)

149 CNN's Airport Network ended March 31.
I'll bet Zucker regrets that decision every time he is forced to acknowledge the ratings.

(no matter now much those airline passengers enjoy not seeing/hearing the Airport Network!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (WSG5V)

150 Oh and videos of charges by winged hussiars

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (hHaXR)

151 >Wear a fucking mask if you want to. If it ACTUALLY WORKED for anything, you wouldn't need to worry about anything, now would you.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

The point is to get you and your kids conditioned to obey every demand the government puts on you, no matter how ridiculous or efficacious. Black robed tyrants correctly suss out that having a choice in the matter puts a big crimp in that goal.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (DXFDM)

152 131 My YouTube viewing is rather diverse.

I do cooking, scotch and bourbon, and VR. Unfortunately, YT seems to have my number, and has increased the ad density to the point where it's really difficult to keep watching.
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

An Ad Blocker is your best friend...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (BgMrQ)

153 Also at CNN:

NAACP files complaint against Texas fight song

FUCK OFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (yrol0)

154 Covering some random, obviously connected 14 year old flipping off her fellow students and burying the "Fuck Joe Biden" movement. "News."

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (B0mGw)

155 There are "hazardous orders" by DOL, but they are working in excavations, bakeries, grist mills, radioactives and related. However, most jobs for kids are protected from that sort of thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:45 PM (HG00O)

My hit kids would be off the books, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (KnJdm)

156 Youtube
==
If you aren't watching boat ramp videos, you are doing it wrong.

with a side of spear fishing videos

Posted by: umm . . .whut at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (dlV0G)

157 Apparently I'm into hot prepubescent twins, since I see multiple ads with their faces on the same page. Who knew?
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:37 PM (ZsR3z)

careful, i've been informed that it's just the olsen twins and they're nothing more than the scarlet witch's variants...

Posted by: Spaceballs at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (8D42x)

158 Primary YouTube viewing...

Guitars, Piano, RaspberryPi, Painting (Art), Electronics, Guns, Car Repair.

That is it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (AFmOS)

159 A Moron YouTube Guide thread would rock.

Descriptions and exemplary links required.

I bet we'd all find some new favorites. HordeMind is a Thing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (Bmy3R)

160 CNN still has teh CIA, Dept of Just Us and Fauci.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (/MaDp)

161 What is this cnn you speak of?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)

162 YouTube AdBlocker is a MUST!

I cannot live without it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:52 PM (Bmy3R)

163 "i've been informed that it's just the olsen twins and they're nothing more than the scarlet witch's variants..."

I'm listening...

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 08, 2021 01:52 PM (B0mGw)

164 I have ghostery and a regular adblock extention and I never see ads on YT videos.

What's the adblock extension?

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:52 PM (ZsR3z)

165 A Moron YouTube Guide thread would rock.


Gun Jesus remains mandatory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2021 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

166 Also at CNN:

NAACP files complaint against Texas fight song

FUCK OFF
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (yrol0)


Something that hasn't been a problem for over 100 years is now suddenly a problem.

Now, if we could only just figure out WHO, exactly, should fuck off.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

167 You Tube
Post 10.
Don Quixote of plugged drains and culverts and beaver dams

Posted by: Downcast at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (49e/8)

168 159 A Moron YouTube Guide thread would rock.

Descriptions and exemplary links required.

I bet we'd all find some new favorites. HordeMind is a Thing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (Bmy3R)

Not sure how anyone learned new hobbies without YouTube. Picked up a lot of woodworking techniques here.

Bourbon Moth Woodworking is awesome.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

169
I sub to a youtube plumber.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (/VHKu)

170 CNN has been a CIA front for a long, long time...

Posted by: Inogame at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (53oGX)

171 >>> 151 >Wear a fucking mask if you want to. If it ACTUALLY WORKED for anything, you wouldn't need to worry about anything, now would you.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

The point is to get you and your kids conditioned to obey every demand the government puts on you, no matter how ridiculous or efficacious. Black robed tyrants correctly suss out that having a choice in the matter puts a big crimp in that goal.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (DXFDM)

Correct.

The more contradictory and stupid the better, as the psychos love watching their idiot followers short-circuit their own brains trying to explain how all the contradictions totally make sense.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (ACi07)

172 Do not comply

https://tinyurl.com/3nk2y5e3

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (yrol0)

173 I stopped watching most of anything on YouTube because somehow my adblock no longer works and I get the covid vaxx commercials.

There are lots and lots of alternatives out there, though I admit Youtub is good for music I can't find anywhere else

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (HG00O)

174 I like that you can suddenly remember something from your childhood, say an old commercial for Rice Krispies where they're singing opera, and go watch it immediately on yootoob.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 01:54 PM (/mhIl)

175 161 What is this cnn you speak of?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)

It's See&En, and it's defunct.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:54 PM (rk2/G)

176 Welp.
Say goodbye to the economy. Adios to your job. So long to eating. Toodle-loo to your children's future. Sayonara to refrigeration, air conditioning, clean water, electric lights.
On the upside -
you'll soon get to live Venezimbabwe!

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/bryan-
preston/2021/09/08/bidens-3-5-trillion-infrastructure-
plan-includes-massive-attacks-on-u-s-energy-
producers-n1476829

(remove extra spaces)

Totally insane.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2021 01:54 PM (Xo5lP)

177 That John Berman dude's face always makes me crack up. It's like he's trying to pull a serious face and hold in a fart all at once.

He's the generic news guy from low rent TV shows doing his best impression of Jake Tapper.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

178 When did CNN begin to go bad? Was is when it soft pedaled
Saddam Hussein's misdeeds in exchange for access?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (m/Gc2)


When Ted moved it from Atlanta to NYFC.

Seriously, it just became a member of the elite Ivy League Approved borg by moving into borg central.

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

179 "Boat Ramp Videos"

No no no ... See "Idiots With Chainsaws"

Trust Me.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 01:55 PM (qyZxC)

180 Daily Doug is cool. He's a music theory professor and classical composer who digs deep into the compositional details of a lot of Prog Rock and Prog Metal and such. Learned some cool shit from his vids.

I would definitely take his class.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 01:55 PM (Bmy3R)

181 >>>Vice Grip Garage is a great Youtube channel.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:43 PM (/VHKu)

======

Don't know if it's true or not (probably is, because it was on the internet. Yep. That's fine.) that VGG takes home about $22,000 a month after utewb's cut.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 08, 2021 01:55 PM (RIPpb)

182 Totally insane.
===
Its All part of the plan.

Posted by: special agent Soros, the unique stuffed leftist at September 08, 2021 01:55 PM (Llor5)

183 I've been watching Rick Beato YT broadcasts. I really enjoy them but think Rick is very ignorant of rock before the 1970s.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2021 01:55 PM (/MaDp)

184 My hit kids would be off the books, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 01:51 PM (KnJdm)


Yeah, well, but per DOJ hazardous orders they aren't allowed to dispose of bodies at lime kilns or pug mills, or in excavations deeper than three feet.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (HG00O)

185 Clearly, the problem is... the Nielsen ratings system


I really enjoy them but think Rick is very ignorant of rock before the 1970s.

He is the world's biggest Beatles fan, so he goes back into the 60s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

186 Next up on CNN: Vermont Middle Finger Girl receives death threats from Trump supporters.

Posted by: Another Hate Hoax at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (fUm2i)

187 A misanthrope is one who hates humanity.

Is that what we are, misanthropes?

Good lord no. We're a family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

188 I watch Forgotten Weapons on his website over YT if I can

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (uUDKV)

189 I can't believe how many of you watch useful, instructional videos. That's no fun. Yootoob is for watching a dog in a large spider costume scare the crap out of the neighbors.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (/mhIl)

190 I do cooking, scotch and bourbon, and VR. Unfortunately, YT seems to have my number, and has increased the ad density to the point where it's really difficult to keep watching.
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

An Ad Blocker is your best friend...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 08, 2021 01:50 PM (BgMrQ)


hooktube

also I found a twitter version of that called
nitter.eu

Don't know if nitter is entirely ligit but it often nixes twitter shenanigans against people like me without accounts trying to view stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (ZOfsH)

191 178 When did CNN begin to go bad? Was is when it soft pedaled
Saddam Hussein's misdeeds in exchange for access?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2021 01:31 PM (m/Gc2)
-----------------
When Turner sold it to AT&T. AT&T has a remarkable talent for ruining everything it touches. Remember the computer typewriter with Olivetti?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (/MaDp)

192 A Moron YouTube Guide thread would rock.

Descriptions and exemplary links required.

I bet we'd all find some new favorites. HordeMind is a Thing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Can no longer post the Moron Advice Mart because of the way they reformatted the page due to spammers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (OCTRt)

193 Yeah, well, but per DOJ hazardous orders they aren't allowed to dispose of bodies at lime kilns or pug mills, or in excavations deeper than three feet.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:56 PM (HG00O)

What's the word on woodchippers and pig farms?

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (KnJdm)

194
biden-the-invalid's illegitimate secretary of state uses an Orwellian description of biden's new pals, the Taliban terrorists:

People with "very challenging track records."

Wormwood-tongued cocksuckers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (/VHKu)

195 "I stopped watching most of anything on YouTube because somehow my adblock no longer works and I get the covid vaxx commercials."

Lucky you. Apparently we don't have enough exposure to black people because that's all our youtube ads are.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (B0mGw)

196 I can't believe Jeff Toobin's return didn't cause a spurt in the ratings. I would have thought he would have grip on beating off the competitors, because they don't know jack.

As a writer he knows the penis mightier than the sword, and on a typewriter he's a hunt and pecker. I'm just glad he he got another wack at exposing his upstanding solidness and CNN wasn't hard on him. His return couldn't have come at a better time, at the stroke of five. It just shows he's got a lot of pull.

Posted by: Richard Morningwood Puller at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (LaNzR)

197 Pep, go to settings in a FF window. On the left side near the bottom is extension and themes. Click and another page will open tabbed add ons manager. You can find the adblocker from lists.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (7bRMQ)

198 I sub to a youtube plumber.

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I'm NOT googling that.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (bg+7R)

199 200!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (rk2/G)

200 200?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (rk2/G)

201 Reaction videos are the CNN of youtube

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (ZOfsH)

202 From embeds in Desert Storm to embeds in Twitter. What a wild ride it's been.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (uhPTO)

203
Don't know if it's true or not (probably is, because it was on the internet. Yep. That's fine.) that VGG takes home about $22,000 a month after utewb's cut.
Posted by: I don't like my nic


Possible.
But he still lives like he's kinda poor because that's his way.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (/VHKu)

204 199 200!
Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (rk2/G)

200 200?
Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM (rk2/G)

=========

200.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

205 Woke...cancelling...wasps.

Very similar. When stung a release of bug virga attracts all of the worker wasps.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (5sh7B)

206 What's the word on woodchippers and pig farms?
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 01:57 PM (KnJdm)


I think that comes under Ag, so they can do the woodchipper if it is on their family farm.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (HG00O)

207 "Boat Ramp Videos"

No no no ... See "Idiots With Chainsaws"

Trust Me.
==
I am so there.

So one of my brothers, living in W Va. at the time, decided to fell a HUGE tree that was right next to his house, by himself. He tells the story magnificently of the moment, when he has completed the cut, and just a whisper of a breeze rises, and the anticipated moment of the fall is delayed, and delayed and visions of his house being utterly crushed race before his minds eye . . . It turned out okay, but he breaks out in a cold sweat every time he tells the story.

Posted by: Oh sure, I can do that at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (Gm5+I)

208 So here is how Maricopa was stolen:

173,000 in person voters had mail in ballots ALSO for their name.

First vote in is first vote counted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (yrol0)

209 "Boat Ramp Videos"


Not a smart move in South Carolina.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (axyOa)

210 >>>Unfortunately, YT seems to have my number, and has increased the ad density to the point where it's really difficult to keep watching.
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 01:46 PM (ZsR3z)

=======

I copy and paste my YT subscription links into my phone's browser. I never watch them in the app. Then only have to put up with five seconds of ad at the beginning.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (RIPpb)

211 Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 01:54 PM (/mhIl)

Yes! A few years back I was explaining to some younger friends how important Christmas holidays were, and how the big stars always had to be in at least one Christmas special...and used Judy Garland's special as an example. I suggested he look it up on YouTube, and BANG there it was in an instant. Judy all elegant in her holiday gown and guest Jack Jones in suit and tie, of course.

And the children filing in, wearing their holiday finest

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

212 Reaction videos are the CNN of youtube
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 01:58 PM


I dunno...I kind of like Ozzy Man Reviews.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (m+jkK)

213 and the video:

https://tinyurl.com/534tartd

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (yrol0)

214 I can recommend YouPorn. Great picker upper.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (/MaDp)

215 208 So here is how Maricopa was stolen:

173,000 in person voters had mail in ballots ALSO for their name.

First vote in is first vote counted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (yrol0)

========

So, they outright stole 173,000 people's votes? Specific people? People that could be contacted and told?

Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

216 114 1 Sponge!
Posted by: Bete at September 08, 2021 01:22 PM (Ojki1)


3 not sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)


To be, or not to be.....THAT is the question.


please, mister, please, don't play b17

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (v3pYe)

217 172 Do not comply

https://tinyurl.com/3nk2y5e3
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (yrol0)


Cool. Need more.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (Fs5vw)

218 Was there a piece on here recently about the Texas abortion law and if so is anyone able to link it for me? Thanks, either way.

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 08, 2021 02:01 PM (DB16e)

219 200.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)


I couldn't find your 404 comment.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2021 02:01 PM (AiZBA)

220 From the start of Trump-Clinton to Trump's exit from Washington, CNN focused almost entirely on bringing Trump down. One could argue, CNN did that well, at least to those who enjoy that type of pandering. And many do. I see them on Twitter all the time.
---
Melodrama sells. At least CNN didn't have to go all the way to overlaying a handlebar mustache and a black top hat on Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:01 PM (XHhHI)

221 Do not comply

https://tinyurl.com/3nk2y5e3
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 01:53 PM (yrol0)


I was in agreement right up to the end, when whomever was filming shouted, "be kind and show respect!"

Fuck that - these tinpot Hitlers deserve no respect and should not be given any. Sweep the bastards aside.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 02:01 PM (2JVJo)

222 Why is the dwarf in the movie Dungeons & Dragons the same height as everyone else?

Why does it look so cheap?

Why is everyone over-acting like their lives depend on it?

Why is Jeremy Irons absolutely hilarious?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

223 i like the "smarter every day" guy on youtube. saw him at an SMRP conference a few years ago. great speaker. did a whole bit about riding a bicycle that was rigged backwards.

also, he's a legit rocket scientist, so he does a whole thing on how chickens keep their heads stable, and how it applies to rockets...

funny as hell too

Posted by: Spaceballs at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (8D42x)

224 vids:

Ward Carroll - Former Navy RIO
Adventures Made from Scratch - Junk man/recycler
Precision Transmission
Mark Galicic - family run old time sawmill
Dark Seas - sea stories
Food Wishes - Chef John

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (mD/uy)

225 200.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

I couldn't find your 404 comment.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2021 02:01 PM (AiZBA)
---
That's OK.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (XHhHI)

226 recently added Rumble to my firestick so I could watch something banned by u tube. I appreciate the competition but their format needs some work.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

227 There was a youtube channel singularly devoted to a buxom gal in a sports bra walking around her Florida backyard hunting iguanas with a mini crossbow and then frying her catch up in the kitchen. That's it, every episode. You'd probably get bored after watching just the first 200-250 episodes.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (ZOfsH)

228 225 That's OK.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (XHhHI)

========

You a lumberjack?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

229 People that could be contacted and told?

Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

Thats how they did it. They did post vote canvasing. Canvassed thousands of voters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:03 PM (yrol0)

230 Just woke up. Question I had.

Doesn't a religious exemption acknowledge freedom of conscience. (Albeit, limited to the that one narrow situation.)

And once that is acknowledged and allowed, how is it rational to deny that right to anyone regardless of what their conscience directs. If a JW or Christian Scientist is directed not to have a vaccine because it is against their interpretation of the bible, how is that more valid than my individual brain directing me not to have the vaccine because it is against my interpretation of risk and reward? They have the bible, but I am sure I can produce dozens of books in regards to statistics which support my decision.

This is different from certain drugs, where religions have an exemption, I think, because to allow people to do whatever they want based on conscience would make any prohibitive laws moot. It is more akin to conscientious objector status during war and that is open to any and all who claim it.

Just asking/saying.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 02:03 PM (5wrrp)

231 Election fraud should be a Capital Offense, citizens should never have put up with this shit. Ever

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 02:03 PM (qyZxC)

232 >>>Possible.
But he still lives like he's kinda poor because that's his way.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 01:59 PM (/VHKu)

======

Yep. Nothing wrong with that. Though it appears he's moved to Tennessee, and has a new, bigger shop. That ought to cut down on the "weight reduction" in some of his future projects.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 08, 2021 02:03 PM (RIPpb)

233 As a writer he knows the penis mightier than the sword,

I was actually mining YT looking for that SNL skit. Took a while, but I found it. The guy who played Sean Connery was legit funny. Who was he?

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

234 Food Wishes - Chef John
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM


I've become a yuge fan. I'm just pissed that I only found that channel recently. The late RMBS Dad would have loved it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (m+jkK)

235 233 As a writer he knows the penis mightier than the sword,

I was actually mining YT looking for that SNL skit. Took a while, but I found it. The guy who played Sean Connery was legit funny. Who was he?
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

======

That was Daryll Hammond, wasn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

236 At some point, they went YOLO becoming full throated 24/7 propaganda spewing supporters of All Things Narrative.
=====

Recommended 'Witches Abroad' (Pratchett) to my 20-something acquaintances to see The Narrative's ugly sides.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (MIKMs)

237 Election fraud should be a Capital Offense, citizens should never have put up with this shit. Ever
Posted by: Common Tater

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 02:05 PM (mD/uy)

238 That's OK.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (XHhHI)

========

You a lumberjack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
---
I haven't lived in Muskegon for decades.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:05 PM (XHhHI)

239 >>> 233 As a writer he knows the penis mightier than the sword,

I was actually mining YT looking for that SNL skit. Took a while, but I found it. The guy who played Sean Connery was legit funny. Who was he?
Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

Darrell Hammond according to DDG.

...no, I've never heard of him either.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 02:05 PM (ACi07)

240 ep, go to settings in a FF window. On the left side near the bottom is extension and themes. Click and another page will open tabbed add ons manager. You can find the adblocker from lists.

Thanks. I'll try it.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 02:05 PM (ZsR3z)

241 That was Daryll Hammond, wasn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
---
It waszh indeed.

Hammond was damn funny.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:06 PM (XHhHI)

242 If CNN were a car ...it would be a Vespa at the bottom of the lake. Tahoe Lake.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 02:06 PM (5sh7B)

243 Recommended 'Witches Abroad' (Pratchett) to my 20-something acquaintances to see The Narrative's ugly sides.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM


Have them read The Truth, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 02:06 PM (m+jkK)

244 CNN headline in my news feed:

ANIMALS ARE 'SHAPE SHIFTING' DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE

Goody Smith's black cat shape shifts into a demon at night.

That's where we are now.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (/mhIl)

245 I guess Blinkin admitted there is an ongoing hostage crisis

Potato chis Psaki smoothing it over now.

Posted by: redenzo at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (E7vND)

246 There was a youtube channel singularly devoted to a buxom gal in a sports bra walking around her Florida backyard hunting iguanas with a mini crossbow and then frying her catch up in the kitchen. That's it, every episode. You'd probably get bored after watching just the first 200-250 episodes.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (ZOfsH)


You would think the iguanas would learn to stay out of her yard.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (Ez6QX)

247 Why is the dwarf in the movie Dungeons & Dragons the same height as everyone else?
==
Enterprising cobbler near dwarvestown came up with the concept of "lifts". A big seller.

Posted by: Cobbler, in early retirement at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (DabBb)

248 I haven't lived in Muskegon for decades.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:05 PM


Small world. An RMBS cousin was a priest there for years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (m+jkK)

249 Townsend & Son's 18th Century Cooking

I'm addicted to that one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (Bmy3R)

250 Those kids must be from Brattleboro, Vt and the daughters of Mary Clogginstien.........

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (24+Vp)

251 That was Daryll Hammond, wasn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 08, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
---
It waszh indeed.

Hammond was damn funny.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:06 PM (XHhHI)

the jeopardy skits were so classic.

le tits now... the category is let it snow...

Posted by: Spaceballs at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (8D42x)

252 Townsend & Son's 18th Century Cooking

I'm addicted to that one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM


Me too.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (JUOKG)

253 Tahoe Lake.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 02:06 PM (5sh7B)

That's Lake Tahoe, Robothumphrey....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (7bRMQ)

254 >>> 244 CNN headline in my news feed:

ANIMALS ARE 'SHAPE SHIFTING' DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE

Goody Smith's black cat shape shifts into a demon at night.

That's where we are now.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (/mhIl)

Wait, it's *not* because of woofloo? Sounds like the glowball warmeners are getting jealous because their neurosis got bumped to second place.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (ACi07)

255 You would think the iguanas would learn to stay out of her yard.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (Ez6QX)

Delivered daily by youtube fans.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (KnJdm)

256 Disasters of the Century

Aircraft accidents

Tornados

All give me the feeling that things could be much worse in my life.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (Fs5vw)

257 I am surprised that MSNBC is doing OK. I don't think I have ever seen a single minute of their programming (except that chubby guy with the really high voice who seems to lip sync his own video on youtube) so not sure why I thought they were similar. Are the the far left wing loons that thinks biden is too moderate?

It is conventional wisdom that media always does best in opposition, so does this mean that CNN got exactly what they wanted - biden, and have nothing to oppose now? They won?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2021 02:09 PM (5wrrp)

258 Me too.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (JUOKG)

fistbump!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:09 PM (Bmy3R)

259 CO status has always been a bit of a mixed bag.

A draft board might well inquire "how long have you been a Quaker?"; lots of people who claimed a sudden and sincere interest in pacificism that neatly coincided with their imminent induction into the military found their friends and countrymen unmoved by their protestations.

Strangely enough, admission of homosexual tendencies is no longer a bar to enlistment.

My dad said that the Navy shrink examination for submarine service consisted simply of him being asked "Do You Like Girls?" and that was the end of it.

Apparently it's more complicated these days

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 02:09 PM (qyZxC)

260 Delivered daily by youtube fans.
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (KnJdm)


Well that doesn't really count as hunting, then.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 02:09 PM (Ez6QX)

261 You are giving her 3 years? I say Christmas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:09 PM (y1UMU)

262
YooToob channels

The Chieftain, Forgotten Weapons
RLM, The Critical Drinker
The Tank Museum, Rhett Shull
Rick Beato, Steve1989MREInfo
Night Shift, Laser Creation World
The Time Teller, The Lock Picking Lawyer

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2021 02:10 PM (n+4am)

263 CNN headline in my news feed:

ANIMALS ARE 'SHAPE SHIFTING' DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE

Goody Smith's black cat shape shifts into a demon at night.

That's where we are now.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 02:07 PM (/mhIl)


Like there haven't been skinwalkers for centuries, no, it has to be the global warming.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2021 02:11 PM (ghoDT)

264 Off funny schwartze sock...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 08, 2021 02:11 PM (8D42x)

265 Delivered daily by youtube fans.
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (KnJdm)

Well that doesn't really count as hunting, then.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 08, 2021 02:09 PM (Ez6QX)

They don't go there for the hunting. Same as for the metal detecting chick, the catfishing chick, etc.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:11 PM (KnJdm)

266 Maricopa canvassing also project 96,000 ghost votes. Votes that came from non-existent address, PMB, or business address.

PS AZ declared Biden the winner by just under 11k votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (yrol0)

267 Townsend & Son's 18th Century Cooking

I'm addicted to that one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (Bmy3R)

Plus The History Guy, Scotty Kilmer, Arizona Ghostriders for the Old West, History Hunters, and of course, watching the Dean Martin roasts....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (7bRMQ)

268 257 I am surprised that MSNBC is doing OK.

haven't watched msnbc since alan keyes had a show.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (oY6Yp)

269
I watch virtually everything yootoob in Brave. No ads.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2021 02:13 PM (n+4am)

270 watching the Dean Martin roasts....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (7bRMQ)

Yesss!!! Love those.

Cowboy Cooking is great too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:13 PM (Bmy3R)

271 I once went on a three-day cathedral pipe organ jag once. Interesting stuff. Plus some wonderful music.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 02:13 PM (Fs5vw)

272 Maricopa canvassing also project 96,000 ghost votes. Votes that came from non-existent address, PMB, or business address.

PS AZ declared Biden the winner by just under 11k votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (yrol0)

I'd like to see an extrapolation to other "battleground" states and EC total.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

273 But....But.....But... Trump made a long distance call to someone in the U-Crane and he lied to our President of Color !!!!!!!!!!!


The United States leads the world in COVID-19 cases and death and is struggling to get control of the highly contagious Delta variant

Reuters data shows that more than 20,800 people have died in the United States from COVID-19 in the past two weeks.

Once we spend $3.5T on Climate change the virus will go away !!!!!!

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (24+Vp)

274 ha!

A national park has removed
glaciers will be gone by 2020
signs because the global warming prediction never came true.

Glacier National Park made headlines when it removed park signs meant to highlight climate change predictions by the U.S. Geological Survey.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (yrol0)

275 I haven't lived in Muskegon for decades.
Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:05 PM

Small world. An RMBS cousin was a priest there for years.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 02:08 PM (m+jkK)
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Especially when lines cross in Muskegon.

Come to think of it the latter half of my life has been lived out of Muskegon "metro area".

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (XHhHI)

276 They even have a blatant lie in one of them explicitly stating that the "vaccines" are safe for pregnant women.

This is utterly fucking evil. Medical community has lost all credibility.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 08, 2021 01:14 PM (Do5/p)


American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology does not give a shit about the unborn. It only cares about mom. And leftist politics. Ok. Leftist politics first, then mom. Baby does not fit into the equation. The college's members include abortionists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (y1UMU)

277 Southernasmrsounds does videos where she straightens out the messy shelves in various stores, usually the toiletries, OTC meds, and candy aisles. Very soothing to watch and listen to that, believe it or not.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (/mhIl)

278 Chuds Bbq
Mad Scientist BBQ
Steve's Small Engine Saloon
The Lawn Care Nut
ChrisFix

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (4I/2K)

279 I kinda like Cowboy Kent Rollins' cooking videos.

Posted by: irright at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (SchQD)

280 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (yrol0)

The scope and the scale of the fraud is breathtaking. But they've been getting away with it for years.

They just knew that this time they had to go for broke.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (DJFLF)

281 Reuters data shows that more than 20,800 people have died in the United States from COVID-19 in the past two weeks.

Once we spend $3.5T on Climate change the virus will go away !!!!!!
Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (24+Vp)
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Joe will shut the virus down when he comes back from vacation.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (XHhHI)

282 So.....is Jenn Psaki's red hair fart box the new Asley Judd's puffy scamper ? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (9dzlp)

283 Townsend & Son's 18th Century Cooking

Just looked that up.

I will have to make a note of it next year, when I am retired and can concentrate on cooking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (2JVJo)

284 Democrat Pollsters Warn Joe Biden's Incompetence, Chaos Hurting Party: "They Don't Know What the F*** They're Talking About"

"When Biden was elected, it was supposed to be, 'Oh, the adults are back in the room to take charge,'" the strategist said. "It turns out, we can't do anything. Any Democratic strategist who thinks this is not going to impact the midterms or impact Biden being reelected, clearly they don't know what the f--- they're talking about."

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (RHGPo)

285 Quick name the youtube guy that says, "Let me show you its features, HA HA HAAAA"

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (ZOfsH)

286 Cowboy Cooking is great too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:13 PM (Bmy3R)

I've only see Kent Rollins, but I'm sure there's quite a few of them.

Forgot, I'd like to watch Weasel Acres, but there doesn't seem to be a YT site by that name........

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 02:16 PM (7bRMQ)

287 I am surprised that MSNBC is doing OK.

haven't watched msnbc since alan keyes had a show.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain

A little over 3 years ago (March 201 I was stuck in a hospital waiting room all day, when my grandson was born. MSNBC was on all day. It was a constant jihad against Donald Trump. It was, at first, a little unbelievable, then became so asinine and ridiculous. And they were at it every day.

And whatever happened to Alan Keyes?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 02:16 PM (vcOmj)

288 I'm getting the feeling I'm the only one who doesn't watch YouTube videos.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2021 02:16 PM (qyEdo)

289 "However, he's not a politician -- his impact is minimal compared to elected officials."

That's stupid. Carlson's influence is greater.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 08, 2021 02:16 PM (M8fB7)

290 They have to adjust the scale of measurement to make tings seem worse. More people died of COVID in the past year than the 1000 years before it combined!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:17 PM (y1UMU)

291 Not to be so "Ho Hum" about this, but exactly what was expected of CNN?

The glorious silver age of the Democrat Pax Americana? Obama had his highest approval rate about now in his presidency. His deed to get that approval, the Navy Seal team shot the Somalian Pirates holding the Merchant Marine Captain Hostage.

Posted by: Picric at September 08, 2021 02:17 PM (Lz0/K)

292 Trump went from novelty on CNN and MSNBC (according to reports he appeared on the Daily Joke almost every morning), to villain.

Both are spectacles that put butts in seats.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:17 PM (XHhHI)

293 279 I kinda like Cowboy Kent Rollins' cooking videos.

Yeah, that's his name. That's what I meant by Cowboy Cooking.

I see he was a guest on Townsends recently. That was cool. That fits.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (Bmy3R)

294 Top Jimmy Carter aide says Biden admin is 'reminiscent of reliving' Carter years

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

295 Reuters data shows that more than 20,800 people have died in the United States from COVID-19 in the past two weeks.

Once we spend $3.5T on Climate change the virus will go away !!!!!!
Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:14 PM (24+Vp)

2712630 / 365=7431 per day.

7431 * 14=104034 over two weeks.

So about 1 out of 5 people that died has tested positive for COVID. That a little higher than the 15% positive rate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (yrol0)

296 I will have to make a note of it next year, when I am retired and can concentrate on cooking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (2JVJo)

He's been doing them for years, so...there are a lot of videos.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (7bRMQ)

297 Vice Grip Garage is a good one on YT

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (y1UMU)

298 "While Fox News and MSNBC miss Trump and the topics he generated, neither network is soulless in his absence. "

Another stupid line. Their soullessness is a fact with or without Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 08, 2021 02:19 PM (M8fB7)

299 I havn't watched MSNBC since we built the original studios in Secauscus, MLB took over the space in 2009.

The stories I could tell about the structural steel in that building, oh boy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 02:19 PM (AFmOS)

300 Lol. Ted Wheeler gets smacked by reality.

City Council is working together to best understand the impact of the emergency resolution regarding our business with Texas. We decided to postpone this item so City Council can work together to best understand the impact of this important decision.

IOW, they figured out divesting from TX wasn't as easy as saying you're going to divest from TX.

https://bit.ly/2X6MXo3

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (UW2ZS)

301 Some youtube and twitch channels in addition to some of those mentioned already. 1/

DayZ Streamers - TopeRec, TheRunningManz, 3rno
Explaining Computers
Upgrdman

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

302 2/
TheHatedOne
Weaver's Leather
Drachinifel
Forgotten Weapons
Taofledermaus

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

303 Begala: 'Knuckle-Dragging Nincompoops on Right' Are 'Lying to People' About COVID

Love it when they go all sciency

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

304 3/3
Davie504
C&Rsenal
Hickock45
Various prepping channels

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

305 Top Jimmy Carter aide says Biden admin is 'reminiscent of reliving' Carter years
Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

There are probably a decent number of hardcore Dems who know nothing about the Carter Years who view this as a good thing.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (OxZ6W)

306 "neither network is soulless in his absence. "

The implication being that they have a purpose even without Trump.

Can someone enlighten me what that is, other than propagandizing for the state?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (B0mGw)

307 "When Biden was elected, it was supposed to be, 'Oh, the adults are back in the room to take charge,'" the strategist said. "It turns out, we can't do anything. Any Democratic strategist who thinks this is not going to impact the midterms or impact Biden being reelected, clearly they don't know what the f--- they're talking about."
Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (RHGPo)

If you thought Biden represented the adults being back in the room, you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about in the first place.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

308 288 I'm getting the feeling I'm the only one who doesn't watch YouTube videos.
====

I don't either

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (ovd0D)

309 Oh my Gawd..... The earth is dying and only Joe Biden can save it.......... Wow glad we elected him and dodged that bullet !!!

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (24+Vp)

310 Vice Grip Garage is a good one on YT

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:18 PM (y1UMU)

Mustie1 is another good one.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (KnJdm)

311 The stories I could tell about the structural steel in that building, oh boy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 02:19 PM (AFmOS)

Made from 100% Jimmy Hoffa?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (7bRMQ)

312 "If you thought Biden represented the adults being back in the room, you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about in the first place."

Hey, now. Adults wear diapers, too.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (B0mGw)

313 Davie504
C&Rsenal
Hickock45
Various prepping channels
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

Davie504 is the best. I have zero interest in playing or learning bass but lose 30 minutes to him whenever I see a thumbnail pop up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

314 >I'm getting the feeling I'm the only one who doesn't watch YouTube videos.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2021 02:16 PM (qyEdo)

A plethora of content tailored to your specific interests; something that television could never do with 10000 channels. A lot of it is still done by small creators and not big corporations. There's a lot to like about it. I'm rooting for Odysee to do well, as YouTube's biggest suckitude is that they are an Alphabet holding, and have no qualms about censoring people who go against the official narrative.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 08, 2021 02:22 PM (DXFDM)

315 @313

>>Davie504 is the best.

Davie504: SLAPPP!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 02:22 PM (AFmOS)

316 "Anderson Cooper 360" averaged 914,000 viewers and missed the 1 mil benchmark 51/66 days on-air, or 77% of the time. That marks a 47% cut from his 1.7 mil average last year. "Tucker Carlson Tonight" averaged 3.1 mil viewers and "All In with Chris Hayes" averaged 1.3 mil.

When a hot dog street vendor beats a Vanderbuilt in audience numbers, you know you're no longer a legacy.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (HK8/E)

317 304 3/3
Davie504
C&Rsenal
Hickock45
Various prepping channels
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)


Hickock45 is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (Fs5vw)

318 For loooong range rifle shooting videos I watch an Aussie dude on a yt channel called Mark and Sam After Work. I am considering buying one of his $300 adjustable rear bag bases.

Posted by: irright at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (SchQD)

319 "ShutupAndPlay" is easily one of the best guitar instructors/lessons on the YT.

Even if you don't play guitar, or don't want to learn, they are quite fine to listen to as well.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (qyZxC)

320 Is it too late to enter the "name that band" contest from a few threads back?

Short Skirt Long Penis

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (/vWVY)

321 The beauty of YouTube is that it's not TV.

It's better, by a freakin' mile. Get YT AdBlock and you'll be blessedly free of what passes for advertising (really indoctrination) these days. And the content is a thousand times better than anything on television.

You just have to search for what you like. The payoff is, you get exactly what you like.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (Bmy3R)

322 Glacier National Park made headlines when it removed park signs meant to highlight climate change predictions by the U.S. Geological Survey.
------------
Gateway Pundit has a post that Arctic melt is lowest in 15 years and has increased way above normal.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 02:23 PM (+ya+t)

323 Any Democratic strategist who thinks this is not going to impact the midterms or impact Biden being reelected ...

REELECTED !!! how getting elected?

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

324 I like Styx too. I don't always agree with him but his positions are usually well thought out. And he's entertaining.

Bjorn Andreas Bull-Hansen is usually interesting. He's Norwegian. And I've been watching Uneducated Economist. He's a lumber yard worker that likes to figure out what is happening in the economy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 02:24 PM (5HBd1)

325 Wow. All of these yootoob channels I'll never watch because I don't support Commie tech companies. That's why I'm typing this on a rotary phone.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 02:24 PM (mEgow)

326 It is my sad burden that far too many of my in-laws are contributors to that resilient 600,000 viewers whom CNN can rightfully claim.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 08, 2021 02:24 PM (K58O6)

327 Joe Biden to speak today on how he cured the Spanish Flu in 1918. Excuse me "The Persons of Hispanic Origins Flu".

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:25 PM (24+Vp)

328 In addition to many of the other channels mentioned, I'm a fan of: Life of Boris; Acts 17 Apologetics; Donut Operator.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 08, 2021 02:25 PM (ciUIQ)

329 "I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming."

Or trying to start her own pillow company.

Posted by: MW at September 08, 2021 02:25 PM (u33s0)

330
I sub to a youtuber who fixes generators.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (/VHKu)

331 Bjorn Andreas Bull-Hansen! Small world!! That's my wife's boyfriend's name!!

Posted by: Jonah, David, Charlie, et al at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (7bRMQ)

332 .

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (jSz/T)

333
Or trying to start her own pillow company.
Posted by: MW at September 08, 2021 02:25 PM (u33s0)


But constantly finding herself unable to keep from biting them while trying to get ahead.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Steve's Small Engine Saloon

Posted by: Count de Monet,

Guy knows his stuff.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * working for the woMAN at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (R6sRP)

335 So, Joe will introduce his 6 pronged COVID vaccine enema

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

336 329 "I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming."

Or trying to start her own pillow company.
Posted by: MW at September 08, 2021 02:25 PM (u33s0)

Hogg's lament:

For sale. Pillow company. Never used.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

337 "When Biden was elected, it was supposed to be, 'Oh, the adults are back in the room to take charge,'" the strategist said. "It turns out, we can't do anything.

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:15 PM (RHGPo)
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Because that's as far as it goes with these people. "The adults are back" is a string of words that anybody can put together, but if the Dems put it together the Demedia will parrot it out.

Joe said he would "shut the virus down", because that is a sequence of four words that don't form absolute nonsense in English. And it even seems to mean something, (although, it's always escaped me as to what?)

* "I'm sorry, you can no longer use this virus, it's been closed to the public."

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM (XHhHI)

338 I don't get Davie504. He gets millions of views doing the same stupid shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (y1UMU)

339 Jeremy fielding is a youtuber who will enlighten you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (9dzlp)

340 I only have few youtube things I watch.

I don't know if Jordon Peterson is everyone's cup of tea but his series of discussion and interview videos are very high quality and insightful. I recommend them.

There's a Russian dude that does amazing things turning objects into furniture. Him and his wife have a series on youtube called Positive Couple.

And Kyle Dunnigan can be funny but nsfw.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (ZOfsH)

341
One thing that's interesting about youtoobers is when they basically implode. One guy I follow for guitar amp repair is REALLY good on the bench, but always opinionated. So when the video went up about a year or so ago saying that his wife left him, I wasn't surprised.

Then his videos went from opinionated, to assholishly nasty, on any subject. Plus, he let his personal grooming go, to the point that he looked like he should be holding a "Will debase self for spare change. God Bless." cardboard sign.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (n+4am)

342 325 Wow. All of these yootoob channels I'll never watch because I don't support Commie tech companies. That's why I'm typing this on a rotary phone.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 02:24 PM (mEgow)


Heh.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (Fs5vw)

343
it's Hickok45

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (/VHKu)

344 So, Joe will introduce his 6 pronged COVID vaccine enema

Phase One: Joe Sniff's all women's crotches.........

Posted by: James at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (24+Vp)

345 This dark-haired girl in a slightly revealing dress doesn't watch CNN at all because when she's being lied to, she'd rather be lied to by a real man:
https://is.gd/QosQDn

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (3p5uk)

346 Apparently, they don't let Joe Biden turn out the lights at the White House. This had produce a situation of the White House being MORON.

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

347 338 I don't get Davie504. He gets millions of views doing the same stupid shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:27 PM (y1UMU)


I know right?

Posted by: Decades of letterman top ten lists at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (9dzlp)

348 I watch yt on a roku. The ads are insufferable and I do NOT want to pay yt for their ad free package. I set up a pihole on my network hoping that would let me block those out, but if I allow enough of yt through for the roku yt channel to function, the ads make it through.

Posted by: irright at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (SchQD)

349 This anti-Biden backlash is concerning. Bidenphobia is a growing problem that must be reversed with mandatory Bideversity training.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (/mhIl)

350 345 This dark-haired girl in a slightly revealing dress doesn't watch CNN at all because when she's being lied to, she'd rather be lied to by a real man:
https://is.gd/QosQDn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (3p5uk)

So she only watches Chinese TV?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

351 @338

>> I don't get Davie504. He gets millions of views doing the same stupid shit.

He's the youtube equivalent of The Curse of Oak Island, Finding Bigfoot or American Pickers.

Good clean, mindless entertainment.

Which is sorely missed in this day and age.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (AFmOS)

352 Sigh, remember ace's top ten lists?

Posted by: steevy at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (uUDKV)

353 If you put the covid vaccine up your ass with an unlubricated natural rubber dildo, you could possibly see an extra 2 months of protection.

Email from HR: All employees must receive anal penetration covid vaccine by COB friday or be fired.

David French: anyone who objects to anal penetration covid vaccine is not Christian and should die in a fire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (y1UMU)

354 Not sure if it's been mentioned, but the Slingshot Channel on youtube is great fun. The guy makes semi-deadly weapons from ordinary things, which is cool. The best part about it is how much fun he has shooting them.

Here's his monster toilet-brush revolver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIkEHtD42-8

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (VJsqe)

355 Hickok45. There is no way I could look at that many weapons without his vids. Done really well too imo.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (+ya+t)

356 'Remarkable, even though it go off to a hazy start': Nancy Pelosi PRAISES Biden's 'historic' Afghanistan withdrawal that left 13 US service members dead and hundreds of Americans still stranded on the ground

So that is what it was a .. hazy start

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

357 This dark-haired girl in a slightly revealing dress doesn't watch CNN at all because when she's being lied to, she'd rather be lied to by a real man:
https://is.gd/QosQDn

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (3p5uk)

We've secretly switched Joe's picture with one of Julie Newmar. Let's see if Sponge, TJM, and Kindletot notice the difference....

Posted by: Chrystal Folgers at September 08, 2021 02:31 PM (7bRMQ)

358
He's the youtube equivalent of The Curse of Oak Island, Finding Bigfoot or American Pickers.

Good clean, mindless entertainment.

Which is sorely missed in this day and age.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (AFmOS



The American Picker guys don't talk to each other anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

359 Good clean, mindless entertainment.

Which is sorely missed in this day and age.

At least with VGG you get to see a guy working on cars with his sons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (y1UMU)

360 Hogg's lament:

For sale. Pillow company. Never used.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2021 02:26 PM


Who'd have thought that BiteMyPillow wasn't going to take off?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (m+jkK)

361 Which is sorely missed in this day and age.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (AFmOS)

Next up on the Manitowac Minute....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (mEgow)

362 Maricopa canvassing also project 96,000 ghost votes. Votes that came from non-existent address, PMB, or business address.

PS AZ declared Biden the winner by just under 11k votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 02:12 PM (yrol0)


Wow!

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

363

The American Picker guys don't talk to each other anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1


Mike was always kinda douchey to frank.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (9dzlp)

364

The Old Farmers Almanac is predicting one of the coldest winters on record this year. Calling it the "season of shivers", having above average snowfall, below average temperatures, and that only the Pacific Coast will see a mild winter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (63Dwl)

365
I've recommended the German crossbow guy many times. Jorge Sprave.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (/VHKu)

366 Glacier National Park made headlines when it removed park signs meant to highlight climate change predictions by the U.S. Geological Survey.

***

CDC just changed the definition of "vaccine" on their website.

If your chemical doesn't fit the science, make the science fit the chemical.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (LfLgr)

367 Biden administration tells ex-Trump officials to resign from military academy advisory boards or be dismissed

after watching the 'hazy start' in Afghanistan, they apparently want to hide the "secret sauce' to their strategery

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

368 345 This dark-haired girl in a slightly revealing dress doesn't watch CNN at all because when she's being lied to, she'd rather be lied to by a real man:
https://is.gd/QosQDn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2021 02:28 PM (3p5uk


Oh my.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (Fs5vw)

369 nood reporter

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (8D42x)

370 224 vids:

Ward Carroll - Former Navy RIO
Adventures Made from Scratch - Junk man/recycler
Precision Transmission
Mark Galicic - family run old time sawmill
Dark Seas - sea stories
Food Wishes - Chef John
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 02:02 PM (mD/uy)

Ditto on Precision Transmission. The man knows his stuff and is a joy to watch him work / explain.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (4I/2K)

371 CNN sucks dog ass. Always did. Always will.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (JNTt1)

372 All of the glaciers have melted!

What is that wall of ice over there?

It got better...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (y1UMU)

373 >>> 'Remarkable, even though it go off to a hazy start': Nancy Pelosi PRAISES Biden's 'historic' Afghanistan withdrawal that left 13 US service members dead and hundreds of Americans still stranded on the ground

So that is what it was a .. hazy start
Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (RHGPo)


Hazy shart is Nancy's SS code name.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (20dZh)

374 'Remarkable, even though it go off to a hazy start': Nancy Pelosi PRAISES Biden's 'historic' Afghanistan withdrawal that left 13 US service members dead and hundreds of Americans still stranded on the ground

So that is what it was a .. hazy start
Posted by: SMOD



We had to abandon Asscrackistan before we could know which civilians were in it. It's the Pelosi way.

Posted by: Hands at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (786Ro)

375
David French: anyone who objects to anal penetration covid vaccine is not Christian and should die in a fire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 08, 2021 02:30 PM (y1UMU)

___________

Top 5 Reasons You Need Anal Vaccine. Try Not to Cry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (/U27+)

376
Mike was always kinda douchey to frank.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (9dzlp)


Agreed. Frank got sick and took a leave for a while and Mike didn't check on him in over a year.


Relationship over.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 08, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

377 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 02:34 PM (arJlL)

378 The Picker guys irritated me mainly because they always made it a point of publicly stating how badly they were ripping off the nice people that let them come and look around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 08, 2021 02:34 PM (LfLgr)

379 I've recommended the German crossbow guy many times. Jorge Sprave.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (/VHKu)

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That's the guy. I love his laugh. He has great fun making destructive implements.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 02:35 PM (VJsqe)

380 On Youtube "channels" and addressed to some Christians who might want to learn a whole new wrinkle to the scriptures:

Search for Michael S. Heiser on youtube.

His "Divine Counsel" teachings have shown the potential for helping me to understand and answer questions on my own that I've had about scripture. Also, makes the Problem of Evil (PoE) a laugher, if you really, really think about it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 08, 2021 02:36 PM (XHhHI)

381 JT have all the gutters cleaned out, lots of rain tonight

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 02:36 PM (2JoB8)

382 CDC just changed the definition of "vaccine" on their website.

If your chemical doesn't fit the science, make the science fit the chemical.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 08, 2021 02:32 PM (LfLgr)
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And Ivermectin and HCQ meet the new definition

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 08, 2021 02:36 PM (bg+7R)

383 The German crossbox guy is great!

Also watch Sidestep Adventures (graveyards in GA/plus restoring an old farm). He's on day 8 of Wuflu now too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 02:38 PM (5HBd1)

384
Bjorn Andreas Bull-Hansen is usually interesting. He's Norwegian. And I've been watching Uneducated Economist. He's a lumber yard worker that likes to figure out what is happening in the economy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Bjorn is an interesting guy. He's written a dozen or so books. I actually ordered one the other day. Haven't received it yet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * working for the woMAN at September 08, 2021 02:38 PM (R6sRP)

385 Moron Robbie That bothers me a bit too, and have a co-worker who does it, searching yardage and flea markets for big ticket items.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 02:38 PM (2JoB8)

386 This thread is willowed

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 02:41 PM (2JoB8)

387 If you're interested in Scottish history, Scotland History Tours is a great channel. The guy knows his stuff, he's a true Scott and he's a hoot.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * working for the woMAN at September 08, 2021 02:41 PM (R6sRP)

388 the adults going through second childhood:

Joe Bidet,
Nancy Pelousy,
Schmucky Choomer

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 02:42 PM (xopIz)

389 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 08, 2021 02:43 PM (khAeP)

390 CFP's web designers really should discover pagesize limits. No not everyone runs fullscreen.

Posted by: micky at September 08, 2021 02:44 PM (3byMq)

391 Wanna know the king douche?

The Pawn Stars hired the pickers to find a 57 chevy to fix up and give to the old man. Then they paid the other guy to fix it up.

The pickers got squat.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 02:45 PM (xopIz)

392 378 The Picker guys irritated me mainly because they always made it a point of publicly stating how badly they were ripping off the nice people that let them come and look around.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Those guys buy mostly garbage I wouldn't have up my ass if there was room for the Queen Mary. It's the junk buyers ripping off fools who buy the crap, much more than the people selling the crap. People are stupid.

Yeah, this rusty piece 'o' shit I can get 500 clam. Not from me, bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2021 02:47 PM (o2MD2)

393 Can you even begin to imagine what our NATO allies are thinking after the 'hazy start' in Afghanistan.
Dissolving NATO just can't be an option as they have no idea what a US pullout from Europe would bring .. and how many Americans will be left behind.

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2021 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

394 Hey, she really needs to consider the possibility that it was a man, the father of the child that killed it.

That should really get her riled up, men aren't supposed to have any authority or ability to make decisions regarding reproduction.

Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at September 08, 2021 03:06 PM (pjtqr)

395 You have to admit one nice thing about the 'gender non-conforming' - they're unlikely to reproduce.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 08, 2021 03:12 PM (Zy9Yy)

396 The real problem is that so many airports have cut costs due to less fliers, and have turned off their TVs to save money.

Posted by: P.Mo. at September 08, 2021 03:42 PM (6Cx+M)

397 "I predict that in three years, she will be Gender Nonconforming."

Only three? Look again at that mother, she's chomping at the bit to get that kid on hormone blockers so she can lord it over all the other menstruating persons at her weekly (Chardonnay) Box Lunch and Handmaid's Tale Bitch-a-thon.

Posted by: HarvardR at September 08, 2021 03:46 PM (hl+QW)

398 CNN is sinking fast and their Captain stays on the Bridge

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 08, 2021 05:41 PM (wGqjj)

399 Cnn and suffering

A good combo

Posted by: GetchaPull at September 08, 2021 06:26 PM (aR6C/)

400 "Unfixable"? I am pretty sure I could fix CNN's ratings in a week. I am pretty sure everyone here could fix CNN's ratings in a week.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at September 09, 2021 02:55 PM (7PzLn)

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