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The Morning Rant
IF WISHES WERE HORSES...
Here's something that should happen, but won't: a thorough investigation into the Afghanistan sh1tshow. An Afghanistan Commission of Inquiry (ACOI), if you will. It's not too much of a stretch to insist that one is warranted. After all, we've spent trillions of dollars and sacrificed thousands of lives, and for what? To make the Taliban the best-equipped terrorist force in the the far east, if not the entire world. When we first went into Afghanistan after 9/11, I was hopeful. Because that's where bin Laden was, and W seemed determined to bring him to justice. So yeah, let's go in there and get the son of a bitch and come home. And when we first went in I heard, yeah, we were kicking butt and had the Taliban on the run and then... not. I heard that some ridiculous rules of engagement were imposed on our troops so they really couldn't do the job they were sent in to do. Looking back, I don't know if this were true, perhaps it was, but then the focus switch to Iraq and the WMDs that turned out not to be there after all and Afghanistan just sort of dropped off the radar. I knew it was still going on to because I knew some young men who were deployed there, but I didn't ask very man questions about what progress we were making or did we have a reasonably, attainable endgame. Tucker Carlson displayed a devastating series of quotes from the various generals in charge of the Afghanistan war and they were all, like, "we're making great progress" and "we've turned the corner and are now making progress" and "we'll soon be seeing definite progress". These are quotes not from a narrow slice of time, but from the last two decades, from the earliest days of the war until now. Of course, we now know they've been lying to us the whole time:
In the summer of 2009, the latest in a long line of US military commanders in Afghanistan commissioned the latest in a long line of strategic reviews, in the perennial hope it would make enough of a difference to allow the Americans to go home.And, as I said, they were lying about all of this. They had no idea what they were doing or what outcome they wanted. For 20 years. The Afghanistan sh1tshow is a bipartisan sh1tshow. The Afghanistan Commission will need to hear from officials and other participants from the past 4 administrations, Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden. We need to find out who was lying, and why, and make the appropriate referrals to either military or civilian courts. The ACOI needs to be comprised of truly independent investigators and judges. We can't have those were part of the sh1tshow evaluating the sh1thow and assigning blame and penalties for the sh1tshow (*cough* Jamie Gorelick *cough*). Of course this is not going to happen. It is never going to happen. Right now, the Biden administration is refusing to admit it made any mistakes, let along did anything wrong. And I doubt any of other previous actors will, either. But I would think that the federal government owes the American people a satisfactory explanation as to how and why it squandered trillions of taxpayer dollars on such a dumpster fire as the Afghan conflict, and, in particular, they owe an explanation to the families of the men and women of our armed forces who paid with their blood and their lives for nothing but the prolonging of this fruitless enterprise and its ultimate failure.
[Gen Stanley] McChrystal produced a 66-page rethink of the Afghan campaign, calling for a “properly resourced” counter-insurgency with a lot more money and troops.
It quickly became clear there were two significant problems. Al-Qaida, the original justification for the Afghan invasion, was not even mentioned in McChrystal’s first draft...In the second draft, al-Qaida was included and the conflict was hazily defined as “not a war in the conventional sense”. But no amount of editing could disguise the fact that after eight years of bloody struggle, the US and its allies were unclear on what they were doing and who they were fighting.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 10, 2021 10:16 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:16 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: David French at September 10, 2021 10:16 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:16 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:17 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2021 10:17 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (PHdkT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (ynpvh)
Whose name I also don't know.
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (mdjgu)
Oh, that's right he's a woke she now living in HI. At least the commercials begging me to watch tell me.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (ynpvh)
and observing moments of silence
Because he's braindead.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (OCTRt)
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The explanation - satisfactory or not - will come after much time has passed, when historians are compiling their histories of the Late American Republican and assessing general behavior and root causes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (3p5uk)
OM sent you 2 emails yesterday but first was premature
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (2XBPR)
He was a principal architect of the "orange revolution" strategy and talking points that stole the 2020 election.
He deserves to be hanged. I feel bad for the rope that has to be desecrated and befouled by that pig's greasy neck.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2021 10:21 AM (s2VJv)
Whose name I also don't know.
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (h5TKJ)
I must say it's rare when the connection is identified before the names of the connected.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:21 AM (S/rQ4)
-Gov. Henry McMaster
My governor seems kind of badass sometimes.
It's nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:21 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at September 10, 2021 10:21 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (3p5uk)
Karl Ehmer...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)
Taliban: LOLGF, womens are for giving birth, not laws
Posted by: Lrrr at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (2XBPR)
Got them both, thanks.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: OregonMuse,
Happens when the actors and actresses are less than "memorable".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (OCTRt)
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No, it's true. CNN does suck.
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (VJsqe)
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Actually, Fake but Accurate ...
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (TTAO/)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (obcVG)
Amy Acker. She was the little hottie librarian type in Angel (post buffy the vampire)
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (KqiMr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (3p5uk)
Karl Ehmer...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (s2VJv)
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Amy Acker can give me a ehmer anytime she wants!
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (KqiMr)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (KqiMr)
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Joss Whedon used her all the time. She's also very pretty and a competent actress. Never made it big, though, as far as I know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (3p5uk)
The Generals were doing exactly what Ike's 'military-industrial complex' wanted them to do, no more, no less.
As to the obscene SCARY STORY that 'we have to kill them there or they'll kill us here'.......aside from 9/11, annual deaths from LIGHTNING have killed more Americans than "domestic terror attacks."
Posted by: dad29 at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (mzJmr)
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)
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How about Doctor J?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (TTAO/)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:24 AM (NFZ51)
- MSNBC
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (GQ5VU)
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No, it's true. CNN does suck.
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (VJsqe)
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Actually, Fake but Accurate ...
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 10, 2021 10:23 AM (TTAO/)
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Nobody has disproven it yet!
-Mary Mapes
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (ynpvh)
Dr. Doom is still my favorite fictional bad guy!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (oHd/0)
Whose name I also don't know.
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:19 AM (h5TKJ)
The dude was River Tam's brother on Firefly. Dr. WhoGivesAFuck.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (V6f9+)
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Feelgood
Not a dr. but neither is jill, so I submit Mr. Magoo.
I'll also add Dr. Halsey, in his current form, and Herbert West.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (Yh0oe)
A Secret History of the War" but then realized that it's written by a WaPo reporter. Anyone read it already?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Ziba at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (S1hrL)
[Yes, I know it's just "the Doctor".]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (+Rh4C)
[Yes, I know it's just "the Doctor".]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (UHVv4)
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River Song was the best thing to happen to Doctor Who ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (UHVv4)
The committee's findings will therefore no doubt prove that Biden is every bit the foreign policy expert that he has claimed to be for the past 50 years.
"Oh, you oppose the committee, Mr. President? Why? Are you trying to protect Trump?"
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (V6f9+)
There's another tag for OM to use (cheekbones!).
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (LBiAf)
Will they have soup in the camps?
I sure hope they have potato soup with bacon there!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I trust him more than I trust Fauci.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (3TihK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (HOSkN)
Taliban: LOLGF, womens are for giving birth, not laws
Posted by: Lrrr at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (jIL4c)
Dear US State Department;
Thankyou for your concern, but we find we have already filled our Terrorist in Government quota for this quarter.
No Women needed.
Sincerely; Duh Talibanz
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (oHd/0)
Checks a lot of the boxes for me. I like cute brunettes too much.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (NFZ51)
I guess I'll just have the bacon then.
Point of order, there WERE WMD's in Iraq, they were just in kit form (precursors and delivery vehicles, mix the precursors and put them in the delivery vehicles and there you are).
The main problem in Afghanistan was mission creep. Once we got OBL we should have packed up and went home, but by then the focus was nation building. The problem with that is Afghanistan has NEVER been a nation.
To be a nation it is necessary to have a populace with a common vision. When the common vision is "me against my brother, my brother and I against my cousins..." there isn't a nation, just a collection of people in a geographical area.
Drawing a couple of lines on a map does not make a nation, and now four "empires" so far have failed to make it so.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (Yh0oe)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (TDj17)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (89OU7)
In this house we believe:
Each life matters.
Women and men are different.
No human is above the law.
Science is not just some mysterious thing done by people in lab coats.
Love is awesome.
Kindness is everything.
I think it's pretty good for a first attempt.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (dqP+A)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:28 AM (NFZ51)
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There's something about Amy Acker. I don't know what it is, but she has it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (oHd/0)
https://youtu.be/Y-bFbNrkm4Q
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (3p5uk)
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Your number?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
But they're such nice trustworthy people. I mean fuck if you can't trust the Taliban anymore, who can you trust?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
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Heh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (3p5uk)
Second trio up and in the bell tower now.
I'm going to get a picture and will post it tomorrow.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (2XBPR)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (L91xj)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (BJKQV)
Dr. Johnny Fever says, "BOOGER!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (s2VJv)
Some people are more attractive in motion, IYKWIM. She's charming on film, pics don't capture the sparkle.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (+Rh4C)
That name needs to change: The Useless Party.
Absolutely, fucking useless.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2021 10:20 AM (ynpvh)
I trust both of them more, they're at least honest in their evil...
and amy acker? pic 4 of her is my favorite. looks so normal and hot.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (4thlk)
I double checked just now, and it is, indeed, the same woman.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (S/rQ4)
The instant that Colin Powell said, "You break it, you bought it", he should have been fired. Out of a cannon.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (3p5uk)
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I always thought the same about Paula Marshall.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2021 10:27 AM (+Rh4C)
There you go.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (S/rQ4)
Had an online dating ad which for YEARS has said 'If you don't know the difference between a Nice Man, and a Good Man, swipe left'.
Strangely, I never get comments about that line.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (OCTRt)
That name needs to change: The Useless Party.
Absolutely, fucking useless.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (XHhHI)
Basically, we are on our own.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (BJKQV)
Lower total Body count.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (XHhHI)
We should only go over the cliff at 95mph, not 100!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (TDj17)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (BJKQV)
Lower total Body count.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:31 AM (oHd/0)
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Better taste in wine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (GQ5VU)
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Now do Penny Marshall.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (B2mhs)
The wine bag chair...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (luePe)
https://youtu.be/trGX3ET3jTQ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Ziba at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (6bE5E)
Posted by: acethepug at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (qPKAe)
Posted by: Tofer732 at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (kUGet)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: notthatGreg at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (+Rh4C)
True! Some people photograph well, some are better in person or on film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (63Dwl)
And that *applies* mainly to my support for it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2021 10:30 AM (+Rh4C)
True! Some people photograph well, some are better in person or on film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (V6f9+)
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Can you really judge Trigglypuff, then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
Kickstart My Heart is almost as Rock and Roll as Killed By Death.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (LBiAf)
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Coffee. Spit. New Laptop.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
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Yes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (63Dwl)
Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog games.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (qpX6U)
mynick at comcast dot net
Thanks!
Posted by: trog04 at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (wfZwW)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (OCTRt)
Can't be done.
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (BJKQV)
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Out: Obama Junta achieves title of single greatest funder of terrorism in history.
In: Biden Junta says "Here, hold my ice cream cone."
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 10, 2021 10:36 AM (/z9fK)
Posted by: rickb223
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Julie London? Yes, for any number of things. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:36 AM (9vQJW)
Need to remedy that ASAP.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 10, 2021 10:36 AM (UXEgP)
Posted by: The COVID consultant my company hired at September 10, 2021 10:36 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 10:36 AM (dynG0)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (II3Gr)
Dr. Evil
Dr. No
Dr. Jeckell
Dr. Kervorkian
et al
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde,
Dr. Gosnell
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (4thlk)
Can't be done.
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
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"TikTok told me, though."
-Karen, trying to be hip so her kid's friends will think she's cool
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (gmo/4)
Muslim culture just went ahead and killed its enemies.
Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (2tFX2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (z3kfP)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM (2XBPR)
It is good, hearty stuff.
I really like Potato Leek topped w/ Fried Shoestrings and Baconz
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (NFZ51)
I've just called in my refill for my HCQ prescription, and my pharmacist is calling my MD to get approval to refill my Ivermectin 'scrip. Buying up extra extra extra quantities of all the requisite vitamins and supplements to help fight off the bug, the 'vid, the chinkvirus.
You thought "Buy Ammo" was the heart and soul of fortifying ourselves against the Biden Onslaught? YES, BUY AMMO! But also BUY MEDS, and buy as many of them as you can calculate as won't "go bad" into the foreseeable future. Count on this, THEY WILL move to make it impossible for US to buy them without THEIR prior approval, and that "lockdown" will happen sooner than any of us think. (I'm going to try also to get a year or more supply of Blood Pressure meds, vs. one 90 day supply at a time.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: acethepug at September 10, 2021 10:33 AM (qPKAe)
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Other than everything going completely wrong, it's all going according to plan!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (TDj17)
Posted by: rickb223
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Julie London? Yes, for any number of things. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: Furious George
Yeah. When she said to take your clothes off...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (OCTRt)
Dr Detroit was not funny. I saw it in the theater, and when it was over, the audience was visibly and audibly ANGRY at having been served such a plate of shit. One of the worst movies ever made.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 10, 2021 10:29 AM (dqP+A)
I like it. Here is the one I posted in a rant a while back:
In this house, we believe
There are only two genders
Everyone's ancestors were slave owners
All land is stolen land
Innocence should be protected
Every culture is racist
Marriage comes before sex
A dude in a dress is not a woman.
Trump won
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: The CIA at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (fFtVH)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:34 AM (OCTRt)
He had a thing going with Dr Scholl for years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (obcVG)
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Speaking of Dixie....
The Dixie Chicks are now The Chicks, cuz Dixie = Racism. On Pandora the name of the band was changed but album covers still showed the badthink word. So now I guess someone must have complained, because the album covers are all grayed out. Can't possibly be exposed to badthink words.
I know this since one of my kids listens to Pandora country stuff and The Dixie Chicks errr I mean The Chicks are on a lot.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: SamIam at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (oasF3)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (1XIkG)
Can't be done.
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
The woke government crowd who believe that if they just have enough money & control that they can create a perfect society tried that in Afghanistan. They had all the money and all the control and tried to fastrack there what they have spent decades slowwalking here. Afghanistan was a laboratory for what they want to do in America.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (NFZ51)
A movie that showed Dan Ackroyd couldn't carry a movie by himself.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 10, 2021 10:37 AM -
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I liked The Couch Trip.
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (SchQD)
From Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. He must be there for sticky buns.
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (fFtVH)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (TDj17)
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Exactly. Of course, how do you avoid selecting that many people who are mainly suitable to be politicians?
I think that is the flaw in a developed democracy: You get a profession which is politics. The test of their survival is yapping and promising.
It is quintessentially a vapid and vain profession. This is why the historic blight called the Democratic party excelled at it. And we got an opposition party trying to compete for the market of people who vote for Democrats.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: SamIam at September 10, 2021 10:39 AM (oasF3)
Not an occupation, just helping them rebuild their society for an undetermined amount of time using our military!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (TDj17)
He didn't do it alone. He had a couple of pounds of toot co-writing for him.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (qpX6U)
Dr Detroit was not funny....
I think that was the point.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (CcOog)
The most annoying Food Celebrity of all time.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (NFZ51)
The Dixie Chicks are now The Chicks, cuz Dixie = Racism.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant
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"Chicks" is sexist. They need to change their name again to "The".
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 10, 2021 10:38 AM (qpX6U)
100%. And considering pretty much anything would have been entertaining for me at that point of time in 1983, that's saying something. Also another reason I never trusted any Roger Ebert review. That turd gave it 3 stars.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Synova at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (BD/yx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Go heavy on Everclear.
First aid. Sterilization.
Barter - base unit for booze.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
The most annoying Food Celebrity of all time.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (NFZ51)
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You gotta be impressed by the two bite bite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (/MaDp)
He's a Dr. I'd trust more than the liars that get up on TV and lie.
Oh and "what's the difference between an alcoholic and a wine bag?"
About 50 gallons.
Hay oh.
(that was a bit on Johnny Carson one night with the amounts changed)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (nzLi4)
An impossible question to answer really, but here's mine: law school is 3 years of your life you ain't getting back; a good one will cost you an arm and a leg in debt (on top of any undergrad debt you might be carrying); unless you graduate with very good credentials from a top-tier institution, being able to pay off that debt and be financially secure is far from certain; and the working conditions often vary from tolerable to miserable.
I'm a lawyer, and don't regret my choice. But this profession may be for madmen and maddogs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (wAnMi)
First aid. Sterilization.
That's why you heat the Iron.
I know you are not new here.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: Dr. Demento at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (BJKQV)
if you've been following the podcast, you'd have heard that both AtC and Cochran advise against it, because it changes the way you think and you wind up unable to turn off the lawyer brain.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 10, 2021 10:32 AM (6bE5E)
Why would anyone need a pocket rubber anus? There's no cloaca here. This is equipment we've all already been requisitioned. It's right there, (points down), not far from that pocket.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (Yh0oe)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (dynG0)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (1XIkG)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (NFZ51)
I bid you peace.
Posted by: Jeff Smith, The Frugal Gormet at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (RHGPo)
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"It's your fault for trusting us. Next?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (/z9fK)
And more honest.
Posted by: Lrrr at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Sasquatch. The Original Trans-Wookie at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (Uqk0T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (/MaDp)
And a fuck of a lot more fashion sense.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jeff Smith, The Frugal Gormet at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (PiwSw)
Being known because of a food show on PBS does not make one a food celebrity.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (TDj17)
No. Because Dixie Chicks are radioactive.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (ZIoLS)
If you read Aristotle's Politics, he talks of the history of democracies that fell to the tyrant, when the people get impatient. He proposed a constitutional republic to slow the roll of democracies.
Turns out you're still dealing with Man, and perhaps a constitutional republic can still last ~250 years.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (/MaDp)
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Well Pandora for starters.....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)
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See you in Summerland.
https://youtu.be/_T9T-BYev5g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Dr. Nick at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (PiwSw)
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Taller too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (/MaDp)
Dr. Seuss (my current GP)
Nurse Nancy ( yer old if you know who that is)
Hippocrates
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Brian at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (9kfcJ)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (SchQD)
Dr Detroit was not funny....
I think that was the point.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (CcOog)
It was funny when I was a kid. Tried to watch it a couple years ago and couldn't make it past 30 minutes. Still, funnier than Fauchi is honest.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (BJKQV)
The Dixie Chicks are now The Chicks, cuz Dixie = Racism.
if they'd been following the controversy over renaming dixie state college in utah, they'd have changed their name to the polytechnic chicks.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Archer
I'm not convinced destroying our enemies has been a goal for maybe 60 years or so.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 10, 2021 10:44 AM (ZIoLS)
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Trick question. Dr. Evil is Dr. Fraudci doing a Lorne Michaels impression.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (/MaDp)
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Well Pandora for starters.....
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Pandora is a skanky bitch. She works bowling alleys these days.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (NFZ51)
I bid you peace.
Posted by: Jeff Smith, The Frugal Gormet at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (PiwSw)
[hic]
Posted by: Graham Kerr The Galloping Gourmet at September 10, 2021 10:45 AM (wAnMi)
There are only two genders
Everyone's ancestors were slave owners
All land is stolen land
Innocence should be protected
Every culture is racist
Marriage comes before sex
A dude in a dress is not a woman.
Trump won
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
I hope your fire insurance is paid up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: m at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (rk2/G)
That name needs to change: The Useless Party.
Absolutely, fucking useless.
Posted by: Axeman
Basically, we are on our own.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
My fairly useless congressman, Troy Balderson (Republican) made some typical "tough guy" comments about Meat Puppet Biden's speech. And...nothing will happen. Troy's balls are in John Kasich's purse.
When queried by e-mail about the election results from last November (ie, Donald Trump), he gave a rather huffy response about "this is over as far as I am concerned".
Even the recredescent twerp Portman gave a more thoughtful response.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (vcOmj)
You're right. I just like to take every opportunity to crap all over Dr. D.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: trog04 at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (wfZwW)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid has a mole on his at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (n/szn)
Dr. Pimple Popper
Posted by: BignJames at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: micky at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (3byMq)
-Gov. Henry McMaster
My governor seems kind of badass sometimes.
It's nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 10, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
I emailed him this morning to thank him. I didn't even bother reaching out to our senators.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 10:42 AM (gmo/4)
There ain't nobody outside this country I wish to destroy. My enemy is inside.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (Yh0oe)
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Lorne Michaels was high waisted. This always annoyed me. Even as a kid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:46 AM (/MaDp)
Nevertheless, I still have more trust in his medical advice tha Foul Chi's.
Posted by: Sasquatch. The Original Trans-Wookie at September 10, 2021 10:47 AM (Uqk0T)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 10, 2021 10:47 AM (LBiAf)
That name needs to change: The Useless Party.
Absolutely, fucking useless.
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The Dog Shit Party
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 10:47 AM (dynG0)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (mD/uy)
The most annoying Food Celebrity of all time.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (NFZ51)
I disagree with this take only because he's probably helped more small businesses succeed than any other Food Network star, for sure. A segment on his show has put many good diners and restaurants on the map. In CT, for instance, Super Duper Weenie is a great hot dog place I never would have known about without someone telling me about it being featured by Fieri.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 10, 2021 10:43 AM (1XIkG)
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Mandatory eviction of all home owners from their homes (but still required to make mortgage and property tax payments on penalty of imprisonment) so they can be occupied by illegal aliens rent-free.
They will then distract from that by identifying all conservatives with mandatory wearing of yellow stars, banning them from any financial transactions (including purchasing food and energy, as well as access to all digital technology including phones and the interwebs).
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (/z9fK)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (gmo/4)
While this is true (and his tv persona is an amplification of his personality IRL, it's for the cameras), his show has given so many standalone rstaurants and incredible boost. There are people who go out of their way to visit the restaurants on hus shows, and every time there's a rerun the featurd places see a boost in business. Also, he keeps in touch with them and he supports them. Saw an article a few years back where one of the restaurants caught on fire and before the fire was even out Guy Fieri was on the phone asking how he could help. So, I can tolerate the flamboyance a bit more knowing how many mom and pop/independet businesses have gotten great PR from his show.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (+Rh4C)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 10, 2021 10:47 AM (LBiAf)
John Bigbooty
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (BJKQV)
And that's just about 10 years.
This is how unserious these people are about anything that plops from their lips.
And that could well be the death of America. A market system and republic that makes things so easy that people have a lot less survival pressure to think their way through things.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (XHhHI)
The guy was born in NJ, last name Ferry. But he changed it to Fieri for his grandpa - all well and good, but he pronounces it 'Fee-edd-ee" as though he's not some schlub loudmouth from NJ.
That may be the way they said your grandfather's name in Italy. Then again in France they say 'Pair-ee". I'm American though, so I call it Paris.
But he's as rich as a king and I'm not so I guess I'm the idiot.
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (Q8MtC)
Dr Pimple Popper, hubba, hubba
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (ufFY8)
That name needs to change: The Useless Party.
Absolutely, fucking useless.
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The Dog Shit Party
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 10:47 AM (dynG0)
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Vichy GOPee.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (/z9fK)
Posted by: IC at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (gmo/4)
That name needs to change: The Useless Party.
Absolutely, fucking useless.
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The Dog Shit Party
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 10:47 AM (dynG0)
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FFS we only gave Biden 98% of what he asked for. Do you know how hard that was to negotiate down from 100%? You fucking rubes are never happy.
Posted by: GOP at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 10:40 AM (NFZ51)
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Fuck you.
Posted by: Rachel Ray at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Tonypete
ISWYDT.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (OCTRt)
You have to establish civilized justice and punish the uncivilized until the locals learn civilization. None of this crap about local control or sensitivity to local beliefs until the locals are civilized.
We've done it before. It took castles and knights and brutality toward the outlaw but we did it.
Today it would be FOBs and Marines but we could do it. We would just have to be clear about what we're doing, agree to the project up front and commit to it.
Posted by: SkylerKat at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (SXIn9)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Gomez Addams at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (mD/uy)
golf clap
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Synova at September 10, 2021 10:41 AM (BD/yx)
It's unfortunate that he plays for the other team.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Shaftoe at September 10, 2021 10:51 AM (1lOfI)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
In my town, there's a bunch of condos facing the train station. From the balcony some idiots have one of those eyesore signs hanging. I know for a fact that their HOA rules state you can't hang *anything* from/on the balcony rails. I guess they're too afraid to challenge the idiots, or are in agreement with the message. Of course, it's all rainbow colors. Wish I had a paintball gun.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:51 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:51 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:51 AM (BJKQV)
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Non! It is pronounced Pah-ree you stupid unwashed American.
Posted by: Obnoxious Parisian at September 10, 2021 10:51 AM (GQ5VU)
Dr. Ben Casey
Of course, Ben Casey would be cancelled because he was a sexist.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1pB9ti5kGI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (d9FiS)
Pretty easy to hide that in a country the size of Iraq. Or drive it to Syria while your enemies are telegraphing every single one of their intentions for a year or two.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (PmAu7)
The man wasn't a dog - he was one of the Shah's relatives and handsome as hell. They flocked to him.
"America is a great country!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (CcOog)
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Do a Cost Benefit Analysis between a century of good civilizing versus a nuke. I think we know the answer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (/MaDp)
I disagree with this take only because he's probably helped more small businesses succeed than any other Food Network star, for sure. A segment on his show has put many good diners and restaurants on the map. In CT, for instance, Super Duper Weenie is a great hot dog place I never would have known about without someone telling me about it being featured by Fieri.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2021 10:48 AM (mdjgu)
He's a great guy... helpful to all charities locally.. I live in his neck of the woods and he is always first to come to aid when fires etc. hit... Met him on a few occasions.. Once in Costco shopping for turkeys to cook for Thanksgiving meals for the poor.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (L91xj)
The almost universal consensus among everyone who is not trying to sell these degrees is that they are worthless.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Obnoxious Parisian at September 10, 2021 10:51 AM (GQ5VU)
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LOL.
Voulez-vou smooch my derrierre?
Posted by: 496 at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 10:49 AM (Q8MtC)
Herriot is actually a real doctor. I'm in the middle of re-reading his books.
He's a vet, so maybe he'd slip me some horse paste if I asked.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (S/rQ4)
It's being reported that an important step to fusion power took place a few days ago in that the magnet for the plasma container was tested and worked.
Follow along here; practically free power means that automated factories and other automated supply will be doable in the next decade. This means that the population we have now in the world will be in surplus by at least a few billion. That billion also happens to be the most fractious and least contributing. Ergo: time for some culling of the herd. Which is why the pols and celebs are so desperate; they have been told a number which is the quota that will be allowed to live. Above that number will be culled regardless of who they are. (well we know there'll be exceptions) so the more folks dead in the next decade the less likely that the pols and celebs (practically the definition of useless mouths) might be allowed to live. It also answer why some countries don't have this desperate push for more vaxxed; cause they don't care they're not going to be part of the ruling cabal anyway.
Either than or aliens. I'm guessing Aliens.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (nzLi4)
At least Bryan Ferry had "Bryan" (and some awesome songs)
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (z3kfP)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (PmAu7)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (BJKQV)
Just keep an eye on your drink.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at September 10, 2021 10:53 AM (TDj17)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (S/rQ4)
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All vet medicine is appropriate for humans. Most of the 3rd world uses them to cut down on the cost.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (/MaDp)
hugs & prayers for him
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)
Where's Dr Zachary Smith? Dr Miguelito Loveless...?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (OukSR)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (wAnMi)
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I recently saw a show about him. Despite being in his nineties, he's still doing shows, benefits, and teaching labs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
The "secret" that has been hiding in plain sight for literally .....decades.
Everything the government does, has money going back to members of Congress who have oversight or authority over spending.
Public Housing, Defense spending, public works, foreign aid.....everything. The revolving door between retired Flag Officers and high paying defense industry gigs? What a coincidence!
Biden was OBVIOUSLY getting money back from foreign aid given to Ukraine, partly in the form of hiring Hunter Biden, and in other ways.
It's been going on forever, but now it is just SO out in the open.
People made a fortune on this "Afghan War", while our young men were sent on a fools errand, bled and died.
I have a special loathing for Lloyd Austin, who as Centcom commander before he retired from active service, should have known exactly what was going on there.
Mattis is right behind him, too. They were ALL getting paid off.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (KbCG3)
"You fucked up! You trusted us."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (kTF2Z)
At least Bryan Ferry had "Bryan" (and some awesome songs)
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Poor Dick Wrangler couldn't hum a tune.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (/MaDp)
Another great opportunity to share about his loss of his son Beau.
Posted by: Ripley at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Furious George at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 10, 2021 10:55 AM (OukSR)
2 of my favorite shows from the 60's, and I am thankful every day they've not gone back to do woke versions, just a couple of poorly done movies that flopped.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 10, 2021 10:56 AM (GQ5VU)
Better pills?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:57 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 10, 2021 10:57 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 10, 2021 10:57 AM (8548M)
"Republicans and their friends in the media need a new scare tactic [CRT] because they don't want to talk about the economy or how we crushed the virus," Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA) claimed
That didn't age well
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2021 10:57 AM (oHd/0)
He kisses you while he's screwing you.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (BJKQV)
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I think Dr. Strangelove and Dr. Fauci are on the same wavelength.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (W+kMI)
I would also suggest Dr. Octagon.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (m3XFr)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (mD/uy)
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Thanks for that glimpse. That is damn scary.
Jordan Petersen has been warning about the future "surplus population" for a while.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (XHhHI)
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Pretty sure Fauci is dumber than Miguelito. That little fuck was way ahead of his time.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (L91xj)
I said, "a-hey sawbones, I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition".
I don't like any doctors, but would trust Fauxi the least (i.e. none).
Posted by: Saxinis Kion at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (dbdgv)
Some would call that foreshadowing about the movie.
Posted by: callsign claymore at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (GOhpf)
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2021 10:59 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at September 10, 2021 10:59 AM (cvNl1)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 10, 2021 10:59 AM (HTCOy)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:59 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (/MaDp)
Tell me about it. I take rat poison and dog pills every day.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (6dBSP)
"Tater Soup went instantly into the file. Looks great.
I contacted my State reps and governor. Didn't bother with the US. reps.
Posted by: Sal at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (3c1fY)
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (m3XFr)
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:58 AM (/MaDp)
Fuck yeah, I could put those organ powered killer robots to good use this weekend.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: PaddyBeaner at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (nl80Z)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (hQVBP)
Posted by: Saxinis Kion at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (dbdgv)
Today, his son Ahmad Massoud is being attacked by that same Taliban in Afghanistan; this time, the Taliban have weapons that we provided them in the Biden Bugout. They will use those weapons to kill Massoud fils, when they have the chance.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (Q8MtC)
Tell me about it. I take rat poison and dog pills every day.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:00 AM (S/rQ4)
I take rat poison AKA warfarin
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (L91xj)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Doctor Miguelito waddles up to the bar, climbs the stool and, after eyeballing the trollop whom is sitting beside him up and down says "What do you say to a little f*ck?"
(C'mon, all together now.)
"Hi, Little F*ck!"
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: callsign claymore at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (GOhpf)
Herriot is actually a real doctor. I'm in the middle of re-reading his books.
He's a vet, so maybe he'd slip me some horse paste if I asked.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:52 AM (S/rQ4)
The wife and I are re-watching ACG&STOS. Great stuff. And we're listening to the first book - also great. I love his interaction with clients. I'm a self-employed IT guy and I'm pretty sure I've worked for some of the people he wrote about.
FYI - The new AGG&S TV series is feminized. Not horribly but they retcon all the male characters to be wusses.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (BJKQV)
Also: there are no fun lawyer jobs.
Worse: There's a chart of law salaries. There's the expected rise to jobs around like $80k a year. And then a cliff and a canyon until $200k+. Meaning most lawyers start out at and generally stay around $80k or below. You're not gonna ever jump that canyon unless you're really, really good and are a ruthless fighter or you started out in that side cause you went to a Teir 1 school and was top 10%. Your LSAT will tell you if you'd get into a Teir 1. Decide from there what you want.
Posted by: Lrrr at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (jIL4c)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (S/rQ4)
#153
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 10, 2021 11:02 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SkylerKat at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (SXIn9)"
Nobody is going to be civilizing anywhere when the nation at home is collapsing.
The various GWOT campaigns were over in 2006 with the midterms; everything since then has been gravy train campaigns, and were so at the time even without the benefit of hindsight for anyone who was being honest.
You were all warned that Trump was just an intermission.
Posted by: somedood at September 10, 2021 11:02 AM (7QclL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 10, 2021 11:02 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 11:02 AM (/MaDp)
It would be like putting the Nazis in charge of the Nuremberg trials.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (j3npP)
*Gorilla*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (n+4am)
Hey, did you get that term paper done ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (L91xj)
Yup. Been taking it for 20 years, ever since my open heart surgery.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (GQ5VU)
My Daughter had covid and has celiac disease and her gall bladder has been removed not to mention her thyroid medicine and her Doctor still wants her to get the vax.. Needless to say she isn't gonna do it
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (L91xj)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (r4sI4)
And paying a "living wage" is Not Possible with millions of illegal aliens flooding your shores. They've done a real trick by innoculating people against Cause and Effect.
Paying millions to stay at home and live on the Dole. They are fiendishly clever, I'll give them that. They did exactly what they said they'd do. Destroy the nation from within.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (PmAu7)
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lrrr
Just call Saul.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (S/rQ4)
Afib for me
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (L91xj)
I kept thinking .. I'm sure I would have gone to class at least once.
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (3TihK)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 10, 2021 11:04 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (gryET)
Posted by: Puddin Head
You wanted fungi?
Dude. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Christopher Rufo at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (SLnV4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Amy Bishop at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia (86-46!) at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (OukSR)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (L91xj)
Posted by: SkylerKat at September 10, 2021 10:50 AM (SXIn9)
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It's doubtful that you can civilize a region of tribes. I have been told that Afghanistan is a jurisdiction the British created around the people they wanted to keep on the other side of Pakistan as a buffer for India.
European nations grew voluntarily out of people who spoke the same language wanting to be united under one state. Thus as historian James Burrows explains it, the Printing Press brought the unification wars and a national pride and spirit.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: trog04 at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (wfZwW)
Posted by: Tofer732 at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (kUGet)
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (SchQD)
>>The "secret" that has been hiding in plain sight for literally .....decades.
There are two primary and distinct Vigs on Uniparty street..
Reps: MIC Contracting, security contracting, etc
Donks: NGOs, Foreign aid and Refugee cutouts.
The most depressing thing is not that we were sold out, it's for how little, relatively speaking we were sold out for.
As has been said, a great many people need to meet the business end of an industrial wood chipper, feet first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (bnkLv)
He'll whip off your windscreen wiper
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (Bmy3R)
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Eh....no thanks. (Not a Slipperman)
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Shaftoe at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (1lOfI)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (L91xj)
Yup. Been taking it for 20 years, ever since my open heart surgery.
Posted by: OregonMuse,
Had a bowl of Quaker Horse Food the other morning for breakfast.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (OCTRt)
He'll whip off your windscreen wiper
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 10, 2021 11:05 AM (Bmy3R)
Bonus points obscure Genesis reference.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (NFZ51)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Eliquis for me - afib.
Great, now, instead of dying of a stroke, I'll bleed out in a car wreck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)
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Was. Died 25 years ago.
Posted by: irright at September 10, 2021 11:06 AM (SchQD)
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~30 years in the hole.
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (XHhHI)
A story appeared about a doctor in Florida having a problem with the Moderna vaccine while having ITP.
We got the J+J vaccine.
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (RHGPo)
Great, now, instead of dying of a stroke, I'll bleed out in a car wreck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)
Too expensive
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (L91xj)
@latimes
Column: I'm Black. Larry Elder is 'a clear and present danger' to Black Californians
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So egg away!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (BJKQV)
Seen it. I didn't get that take. But they're jazzing it up, adding drama that's not in the books (like Helen almost marrying that other guy but dumping him at the altar), and backstories to a number of minor characters.
I thought it was OK. At least they didn't turn it into a wokefest. And the scenery is magnificent.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (XHhHI)
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I'm certain we could audition a Bollywood starlet who could actually cook Indian and non-Indian food, put her in hip-hugger jeans and a cashmere sweater, and she could do the job better in front of the camera.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (W+kMI)
There's been lots of times I've decided it's best to not say what I was going to say.
I just wish I could've done that in my younger years for when my mouth ran away with itself.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (nzLi4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2021 11:10 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (OCTRt)
Neigh.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:10 AM (S/rQ4)
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All vet medicine is appropriate for humans. Most of the 3rd world uses them to cut down on the cost.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2021 10:54 AM (/MaDp)"
The more common stuff (antibiotics) from the sellers Ebay constantly plays whack-a-mole with will usually tell you the expiration date of their current lot as well as include images of the contents so you can look up the color/alphanumeric code and find who made it.
Alternatively you can go to a more established online retailer (Fishmoxfishflex, for example), but in-stock status is intermittent.
Having your own supplies is going to get more important - especially as docs cut us off for being unpersoned. A simple sinus infection or bronchitis can lay you out for weeks, and any serious penetrating injury calls for a preventative dosing.
Get one of the pocket RX reference handbooks; you're all adults, you can figure most of the basic stuff out. We are slowly departing first-world status.
Posted by: somedood at September 10, 2021 11:10 AM (7QclL)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: jakee308
One or two mistimed "I do's"?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (mD/uy)
The dude was River Tam's brother on Firefly. Dr. WhoGivesAFuck.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 10, 2021 10:25 AM (nR2nR)
Maher also plays for the other team, IYKWIM. Not that it wasn't obvious...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Ordinary American
It's no different than sexual coercion to stay employed.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (OCTRt)
Presumably, Nanzi will make her own mandate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (SLnV4)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 10, 2021 10:59 AM (wAnMi)
Mr. Spock > Dr. Spock
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:12 AM (BJKQV)
https://bit.ly/3C3aiFR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 11:12 AM (d9FiS)
>>Question: is being forced to take a dubious injection in order to secure one's livelihood and place in society worse than taxation without representation?
OpenVaers is reporting 13k COVID Vaccine related deaths and 650k adverse events, so I would say most definitely yes, it's worse.
YMMV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2021 11:12 AM (bnkLv)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2021 11:12 AM (NpAcC)
Herriot is actually a real doctor. I'm in the middle of re-reading his books.
He's a vet, so maybe he'd slip me some horse paste if I asked.
Posted by: OregonMuse,
Yep. He preferred animals to humans for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (SLnV4)
The hell you will!
Posted by: Congressional Black Caucus at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (Boy/L)
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Posted by: Older and Cynical Gomer Pyle, not surprised this time. at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: trog04 at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (wfZwW)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 10, 2021 11:13 AM (1XIkG)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (Ndje9)
Presumably, Nanzi will make her own mandate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (SLnV4)
Probably. Biden's mandate is for employees of the Executive Branch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (Ez6QX)
Revelation and the mark of the beast anyone?
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: mentholmint schnapps at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 11:09 AM (r4sI4)
Once upon a time, Bactra (Balkh) was one of the richest, most advanced cities in the world. Now it's literally a hole in the ground.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (WLZG7)
Italy was a region of tribes. It's still a mess, and their legal system is Kafkaesque, but they're somewhat civilized.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (UW2ZS)
A Secret History of the War" but then realized that it's written by a WaPo reporter. Anyone read it already?
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 10:26 AM (BJKQV)
I intend to read it. Even though it's written by a WaPo guy, it sounds like it might be actual journalism.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:15 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,
Dammit! Did they stick together again?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2021 11:15 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2021 11:15 AM (kTF2Z)
Letting them put up casinos seems to work.
Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (z3kfP)
Posted by: somedood
Davis's Drug guide . I just call my daughter the RN. Handy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Facta non verba at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (Q8MtC)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (Ez6QX)
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Remember, Obama and Reid continued to turn their nose up at house bills until the Republicans removed the mandate that Congressional staff enroll in Obamacare.
That was after the Pubs had given Obama all the funding that Obama was asking for, even after deciding he wanted 25% more than he first asked for.
But people still kept voting Democratic....
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (NpAcC)
As in Afghanistan where we have/had the Executive and the Intel community vs the State Dept. and the Military which is why the effects were so split and chaotic.
Some want to change the population by replacement and then killing the replaced off and some want to kill off the ones who need to be gotten rid of and let the flood from other countries in to fight over the scraps.
Either way, the middle class and the working class are targets and pretty much screwed.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (nzLi4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at September 10, 2021 11:18 AM (8Pc4u)
Wake up, Ace!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2021 11:16 AM (kTF2Z)
Does that erase the screen like an etch a sketch?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 10, 2021 11:18 AM (Yh0oe)
https://bit.ly/3C3aiFR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 11:12 AM (d9FiS)
I wouldn't be surprised if his numbers did go up. His speach changed the news cycle in his favor, from the Afghanistan debacle to COVID Vaccinations. His base loves it when the government forces people to get vaccinated so his numbers will go up. That was the whole point of his new policies.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:18 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (GQ5VU)
the hell they will...
Posted by: Thompson Twins at September 10, 2021 11:19 AM (8D42x)
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Well, it does solve the problem of trannies in girls' sports and eliminates Megan Rapinoe's celebrity so I'm open minded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 10, 2021 11:19 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2021 11:19 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2021 11:20 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2021 11:20 AM (RHGPo)
1) Instead of dicking around for decades, we'd simply gone in and nuked the living daylights out of Afghanistan, and Saudi Arabia and the Emirates where the masterminds/financiers of 9/11 were among the royals and gov't.
1a) And secured the oil fields as payment for our loss.
or
2) Nuked the top ten most sacred sites in islam. Assassinated anyone even mildly associated with 9/11.
And set to work to undermine and destroy islam among its adherents.
Not necessarily things I'd advocate, but they probably wouldn't have wound up wasting American lives and gold to the extent that this whole clusterfuck did, and would have achieved far different results.
Would those results have been better? Who knows?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2021 11:20 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2021 11:20 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2021 11:20 AM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 10, 2021 11:11 AM (mD/uy)
Actually, just the opposite. But then since they didn't happen, who knows what life would've been like.
It's fun sometimes to daydream about the past and what could've been as long as you remember that the future from that point would not likely be what you think. Just look at where you are now and did you predict any of it.
No. It's more of not recognizing opportunity in a timely manner.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 11:21 AM (nzLi4)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2021 11:21 AM (WLZG7)
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 11:21 AM (dynG0)
Dr. Bombay
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:21 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: flounder at September 10, 2021 11:21 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tofer732 at September 10, 2021 11:22 AM (kUGet)
(seems appropriate, given the Whedon theme of the Who Dees)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 10, 2021 11:22 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at September 10, 2021 11:22 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:22 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2021 11:23 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM
And now have the knowledge to set their own broken wings.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2021 11:23 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2021 11:23 AM (WLZG7)
Police spotted a man walking down the street without a mask. This is their response:
https://bit.ly/3k06ak1
I see about 15 cops there. For a man walking outside, with nobody nearby, with no mask on.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2021 11:24 AM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 11:24 AM (r4sI4)
"Hold my beer" Ron Desantis and Greg Abbott.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2021 11:25 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dr. Killpatient at September 10, 2021 11:25 AM (MC9JN)
Posted by: klaftern at September 10, 2021 11:24 AM (r4sI4)
The tubes?
Posted by: flounder at September 10, 2021 11:26 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:18 AM (BJKQV)
They love it when the government forces people to do anything!
Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2021 11:26 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 10, 2021 11:26 AM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Jim Jordan's Magic Google Underwear at September 10, 2021 11:26 AM (dynG0)
Fiddled with.
Repaired badly
Left to die
LA had a Health worker strike. the death rate went down.
There's something like 3 or 4 hundred thousand deaths by being misdiagnosed or the wrong treatment applied or an infection or other disease introduced to the patient while in the hospital.
If it was tracked (no the CDC doesn't track it) it would be the 3rd or 4th largest cause of death.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 11:27 AM (nzLi4)
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2021 11:27 AM (v0R5T)
That they have to resort to such tactics to show Biden "above-water" tells the tale.
Posted by: Revenant at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (P69fT)
I see about 15 cops there. For a man walking outside, with nobody nearby, with no mask on.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2021 11:24 AM (UW2ZS)
The Australians have chosen "security" over freedom. They will get neither.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (S/rQ4)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (Yh0oe)
Posted by: Dr. Killpatient at September 10, 2021 11:25 AM (MC9JN)
didn't expect you to do both Bugs...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (8D42x)
People who understand the "entity 1 > entity 2" meme > People who do not understand the "entity 1 > entity 2" meme
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (kTF2Z)
Congrats on the new job! I saw that mentioned on an earlier thread before I started working.
What's your new gig?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:28 AM (S/rQ4)
They've also chosen madness over sanity. They will get it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 10, 2021 11:29 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2021 11:24 AM (UW2ZS)
That's fear. If they sent one or two, things might get ugly for the cops. Honestly people just need to walk outside without masks. Make them arrest everyone.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at September 10, 2021 11:29 AM (EpDzw)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2021 11:01 AM (L91xj)
Yup. Been taking it for 20 years, ever since my open heart surgery.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:03 AM (S/rQ4)
They have me on Eliquis after a recent cardioversion. Had bypass (5) in 2007. Nothing then.
Posted by: Javems at September 10, 2021 11:29 AM (xgBZ9)
Even tho those prices are lower than prescribed drugs here, their are many that are horrifically expensive over all.
those who have an health plan that pays for their drugs have NO idea how much they really are. Another reason why they had to get rid of Trump. That and pricing disclosures for hospitals.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 11:29 AM (nzLi4)
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Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 10, 2021 11:29 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:29 AM (S/rQ4)
The brownshirts appear to be extremely enthusiastic in these incidents of totalitarian extremism. None of this is going to end well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 10, 2021 11:30 AM (Xrfse)
The band Mister Mister went to medical school and will now be knows and Doctor Doctor.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 10, 2021 11:07 AM (GQ5VU)
the hell they will...
Posted by: Thompson Twins at September 10, 2021 11:19 AM (8D42x)
Oi, fook off.
Posted by: UFO at September 10, 2021 11:30 AM (n+4am)
Simply astonishing. That inertia and incoherence, which are present throughout human activity, and the bane of large organizations and esp. government, could be sustained on something involving killing/dying, for such a long time.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 10, 2021 11:32 AM (OTzUX)
And then for four years, we heard about the enemy within, and how we might want to let the vote again.
You just have to wonder, in that scenario, when they decided they simply needed to send deplorables to "Carrousel".
Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2021 11:32 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (Xrfse)
Zod?...is that you???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 10, 2021 11:33 AM (BgMrQ)
Fauci/CDC high level folks telling docs that treating covid patients with HCQ, ivermectin, and any other affordable treatments is not approved usage. They probably killed at least a 100K people denying these cheap safe early treatment options
Afghanistan, handing high tech military items to the Taliban worth billions of dollars.
Incredible levels of in your face vote fraud
Holding unapproved Jan 6 Capital hill tourists as political prisoners.
This is just recent stuff. Biden's corruption in Ukraine, China, and I'm sure
other places as VP, and probable POTUS, Hillary's illegal mail server as cover for selling top secret info to anyone who met the minimum bid. Pallets of cash to Iran, fast and furious to cover for giving weapons to cartels and U.S. inner city gangs. A full list would be pages long.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 10, 2021 11:36 AM (pxVvf)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 10, 2021 11:08 AM (S/rQ4)
As a stand-alone series I might have liked it. But making Siegfried unsure of himself with women (??) and making Tristian secretly insecure (??). Totally against character.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 10, 2021 11:42 AM (BJKQV)
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Nope. That was Andy Hallet. Sean Maher was Dr. Simon Tam on Firefly. Another Whedon show.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at September 10, 2021 11:43 AM (5YmYl)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 10, 2021 11:43 AM (nzLi4)
Revelation and the mark of the beast anyone?
Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2021 11:14 AM (gmo/4)
THIS more than anything.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 10, 2021 11:49 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2021 11:20 AM (5NkmN)"
And it would have been entirely useless without a similar scope of action against the commies - who are a massively larger threat, both domestically and globally.
A lot of people have their heads in the sand about the left - you can deal with every other problem as deftly as you please and the marxist steamroller isn't going to miss a beat.
We would be where we are today with or without the goatfuckers. A few years of fake "unity" to deal with the external threat was a mistake, not to mention likely a deliberate trap.
Posted by: somedood at September 10, 2021 11:53 AM (c3dw6)
... A full list would be pages long.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 10, 2021 11:36 AM (pxVvf)"
You're not jailing your way out of this any more than you're voting your way out of it.
Posted by: somedood at September 10, 2021 11:54 AM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
She really grew on me during the show. But I stopped watching tv pretty much after that show except for news. Now I only watch anime with my kids. Highly entertaining and very little political correctness from the East.
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 10, 2021 11:59 AM (KqiMr)
Posted by: cthoms at September 10, 2021 12:12 PM (2Xj6P)
Posted by: Bud Norton at September 10, 2021 12:17 PM (6cOMd)
Posted by: Tim at September 10, 2021 01:34 PM (xl+b8)
Posted by: Bill at September 10, 2021 01:47 PM (ljn2h)
Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at September 10, 2021 08:43 PM (qfP+b)
I also said, "Iraq? WT ! why Iraq?" Then I understood George was gonna fight his Daddy's war again.
My most Trusted Doctor was Tom Bakers Dr. Who.
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