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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/8/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Do I have to sue CNN? They’re making sh*t up! They keep saying I’m taking horse dewormer. I literally got it from a doctor. It’s an American company; they won the Nobel prize in 2015 for use in human beings. And CNN is saying I’m taking horse dewormer! They must know that’s a lie.Joe Rogan


Quote II

“We just want to get home. If I go into shock through all this stress I’d like to know who will be responsible for it." Sabrina Scantlebury, stranded motorist

Quote III

“Don Lemon is out there every night telling everybody what bigots they are. Meanwhile, this is a man who has been credibly accused of shoving his hands down the pants, fondling the genitals, and rubbing his hands all over a stranger in a bar. He denies it, but he’s been accused and there was an independent eye witness who said he saw Lemon do it. Who is Don Lemon to lecture us on anything"Megyn Kelly


Quote IV

“It would be such an honor to meet the real President of the United States of America, President Trump. I love you and America loves you.” Gold Star Parent Shana Chappell

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You know you want to celebrate. &&&&&&&&&&&&&l&&&&&&&&&

National Ampersand Day is celebrated on September 8 each year to honor ‘&,’ a Latin character and a logogram that depicts the conjunction ‘AND.’ The ampersand has been in use since the first century A.D. Although most people don’t give much thought to this symbol, it has a long and illustrious history. Even if you don’t consider yourself a language nerd, we think it’s the perfect day to celebrate.


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We got back our traitor. And Afghanistan got new government officials. What a f*cking deal!

AFGHANISTAN – According to reports, the Taliban formally declared the formation of its government on September 7th, and the list of top officials included several well-known names.

Specifically, the four of the five Taliban commanders that former President Barack Obama released in 2014 in exchange for captured U.S. Army deserter Bowe Bergdahl.

Back in August, Mohammad Nabi Omari, the fifth member of former President Obama’s “Taliban Five,” was appointed as the Taliban’s governor for Khost province.


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The real reason Sunsettin' Joe is always looking at his watch....................

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(H/T Hrothgar)

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Morons play the various lotteries in hopes of winning big and buying an island. If you win instead of buying an island, how about a prison?

Another move is afoot to try to sell the closed State Correctional Institution Pittsburgh on the North Side, two years after Manchester Bidwell Corp. backed out of a deal to buy it.

State Sen. Wayne Fontana, D- Brookline, has advanced legislation that would set up a competitive process to accept proposals for the sale of the 20.2-acre property in the Marshall-Shadeland neighborhood.


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Oh the horror!!! Denmark proposes that immigrants work to receive aid.

Denmark has proposed making migrants work 37 hours a week to earn welfare benefits because 'there are too many, especially with non-Western backgrounds, who do not have a job'.

The proposal by the minority Social Democratic government, a traditionally left wing administration that has adopted right wing anti-immigration policies, would require migrants who have been on benefits for at least three years to find work.

It said the programme was necessary because many women of foreign descent do not work, especially those with roots in the Middle East, North Africa, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Turkey.


The practitioners of the Religion of Pieces also don't have much of a work ethic.


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Is this a SUV? I don't think so, but then again I'm not in marketing at Volkswagon.

(CNN)At a Munich auto show Monday, Volkswagen unveiled the ID. Life, a tiny, boxy electric SUV, designed for driving on tight city streets. It's just an endearingly cute concept vehicle now, but VW plans to put something like it into production around 2025.

Priced for young, first-time car buyers, the ID. Life will cost about €20,000, the equivalent of just under $24,000 at current exchange rates. VW did not say which specific markets the new model would be offered in.


I wonder if it will start when it's -37.


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Did Ringo have this in mind when he recorded the "No-No Song"?

The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere - here's why it's so deadly and how to avoid it

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My guess is that the prices won't be dropping.

Amazon's cashierless tech is expanding to Whole Foods
"Just Walk Out" tech will come to locations in Washington, DC, and California in 2022.


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Always entertaining and informational: How to deal with LEO if stopped.

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Vinyl went by the wayside, but has made a return. Will the same hold for VHS tapes? And who can forget, "Please be kind and rewind"? (H/T Doof)

When Nicole Wiegand wants to relax, she reaches back to 1987.


Most evenings, Ms. Wiegand, a 37-year-old owner of an art store in Philadelphia, browses her extensive video collection, pops one into a VCR and waits for the hum of white noise. She’s even set up a box outside her shop where people can pick up or drop off tapes.

"I loved the video store, loved it," she says. "I’d pick a movie off the cover art alone…and that opened me up to so many things."

While the pandemic supercharged streaming, a few people decided to swim against the current and go back to the familiar format of VHS. It isn’t the easiest of hobbies. VCR players haven’t been in production within the last five years, and using the player on a current smart TV requires an expensive customized setup of several devices. Looking for a recent film on VHS format? It’s likely you’ll only find films from the 1980s and 90s, direct-to-VHS specials and home videos.


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I know I just ran this video recently. But it ties in with the story that follows:


Everything you wanted to know about surviving a plane crash.
DANGER ZONE The best ways to increase your odds of surviving a plane crash including what to wear and which seats to avoid

WALKING AWAY from a plane crash may seem unlikely, but experts claim that 95 per cent of them are actually survivable.

However, this is down to passengers and their own actions, including the seats to avoid and the clothes to wear.


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You will be made to care and to comply!

The head of a video game studio stepped down Monday evening after speaking out in support of the Texas Heartbeat Act on Saturday.

John Gibson left his position as chief executive of Tripwire Interactive following a tweet in which he voiced his approval of the Texas Heartbeat Act, a law banning abortions after the unborn baby’s heartbeat can be detected.

“Proud of #USSupremeCourt affirming the Texas law banning abortion for babies with a heartbeat,” Gibson wrote. “As an entertainer I don’t get political often. Yet with so many vocal peers on the other side of this issue, I felt it was important to go on the record as a pro-life game developer.”

Tripwire issued a statement Monday apologizing for Gibson’s comments and expressing a commitment to take “swift action.”


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LOLGF!


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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day, 1925 - Peter Sellers
Peter Sellers actor, The Goons, (1956 UK No.9 single 'Ying Tong Song' with The Goons, 1960 UK No.4 single 'Goodness Gracious Me', with Sophia Loren, 1965 UK No.14 single 'A Hard Day's Night'). Sellers died of a heart attack on 24th July 1980. via thisdayinmusic.com

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It was really sweet she wanted to help and become a Genius Award Winner.

Naked Woman Pulls Up In A Golf Cart During Armed Standoff In Florida

Elisabeth Smith, 28, is facing a charge after authorities say she disrupted an active armed standoff in Dunedin, Florida.

A troublesome situation was made worse for Florida authorities when a naked woman reportedly pulled up in a golf cart, according to WFLA.

The incident began Sunday morning (September in Dunedin when Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies set up a perimeter outside a home on Michigan Boulevard near Madeira Avenue, Reporters say 18-year-old Myles Abbott was fleeing authorities before climbing on top of the roof and pointing a gun at them. This kicked off an hours-long standoff.


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Here's looking at you. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Married couple stunned as surgery lets them see each other properly for the first time in decades

Would you like another uplifting story? A second Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Touching Photo Shows Soldier Helping Man Struggling in Wheelchair Cross Busy Street—And It Goes Viral

The sight of a man in a wheelchair struggling to cross a busy intersection in Wisconsin prompted worries for motorist Kimberly Seehafer.

The Wausau local was on her way to her cold laser therapy training when she stopped at a red light, at the corner of Thomas and Grand, and saw the man having a difficult time.

Kimberly’s gut instinct was to stop; but she was in the middle of traffic and unable to assist.

Then, a hero appeared, who saved the day.

Kimberly made sure to snap a photograph of him—and it later went viral on Facebook.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Memorable Addresses.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC. and Mis. Hum. Enterprises. No hamsters were injured in the production of this ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:55 PM




Comments

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1 Hi!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 08:55 PM (U2p+3)

2 Howdy to the Horde and many thanks to Mis Hum for the ONT!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 08:55 PM (mZUr4)

3 What a crappy day. But I got a first in the ONT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (U2p+3)

4 My kind of barn!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

5

! ראשון

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (krUzW)

6 3 What a crappy day. But I got a first in the ONT!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (U2p+3)


1. Sorry to hear that.
2. Congrats!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (aA3+G)

7 Beaten by the nurse.

OK - I probably should have worded that differently

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)

8 good evening

Posted by: wing at September 08, 2021 08:57 PM (PlW9M)

9 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 08:57 PM (SchxB)

10 Pic: That barn is soooo triggering. Obviously the place belongs to a white supremacist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 08:58 PM (830x5)

11 'Murricah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 08, 2021 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 Good evening everyone.

"Beaten by the nurse."

Normally, that's an upcharge. But for you. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)

13 Morons play the various lotteries in hopes of winning big and buying an island. If you win instead of buying an island, how about a prison?
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Why not both?

Let's make Devil's Island a party destination!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 08, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 7 Beaten by the nurse.

OK - I probably should have worded that differently
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)

She wouldn't beat you, she would shoot you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (aA3+G)

15 Hello!
"Do I have to sue CNN? "
Yes, please do. Hard.

Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (Rbu5d)

16 The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere - here's why it's so deadly and how to avoid it

Easiest way, stop snorting coke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)

17
"Beaten by the nurse."
------

There's probably a medical code for that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (830x5)

18 Bugger

Posted by: LTCHAM at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (O8Fe2)

19 Wait, wait, I haven't finished watching all the cafe videos yet!

Posted by: mindful the slow-reading webworker at September 08, 2021 09:02 PM (Xd8IN)

20 Beaten by the nurse.

OK - I probably should have worded that differently
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)

She wouldn't beat you, she would shoot you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (aA3+G)

I didn't even send her any emails!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 09:02 PM (mZUr4)

21 Beaten by the nurse.

OK - I probably should have worded that differently
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)


But it sounds so interesting, do tell us more!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (hOUT3)

22 I dont get it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (axyOa)

23 That place looks nice. I wouldn't like a silo that close to the house though. Could be an optical illusion.

When the Hutch Silos went off it shook the windows of my mom's house in Wichita.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (pxX6h)

24 Naked Woman Pulls Up In A Golf Cart

Hmmm, not quite a '1' but close enough after a beer fueled late night.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)

25 Good evening morons and thanks mh

The Democrats next week are sending their eminence grise to campaign for Gavin.

It will backfire.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (EZebt)

26 I need that 800B picture to be real.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2021 09:04 PM (8548M)

27 Hey everybody! Hey ONT!

Vinyl went by the wayside, but has made a return. Will the same hold for VHS tapes? And who can forget, "Please be kind and rewind"? (H/T Doof)

I've always been a huge fan of reel-to-reel audio recorders, and people here have told me that the format is making a smaller comeback along with the major resurgence of vinyl.

Funny you share this today MisHum. Today I was window shopping online at my favorite remastered LP store, Acoustic Sounds, and found they're selling reel-to-reel copies of some classic and fairly new jazz recordings, including by Norah Jones.

So I took a look. $450!!! for *one* tape. Whaaaaa??? I want reel-to-reel to come back, but good grief!!

Here's proof:
https://tinyurl.com/923snwap

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

28 My kind of barn!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Yep, I would only need to add a shed to house my stuff.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:05 PM (0MO+G)

29 Prison break out in Israel a few days ago (Paleostinian heroes of some sort). Place is really slipping. Last time I checked, their seemingly deranged C19 czar was talking about a *4th* C19 non-vaccine-vaccine shot.

They're still staying in practice hitting targets in Gaza and Syria on a regular basis, though. So maybe they've still got it where it counts.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 09:05 PM (OTzUX)

30 Life will cost about euro20,000, the equivalent of just under $24,000 at current exchange rates.

Gee, a new F150 is going for $29K...

Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 09:05 PM (Rbu5d)

31 I didn't even send her any emails!
Posted by: Doof


Slacker.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:07 PM (0MO+G)

32 Gee, a new F150 is going for $29K...
Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 09:05 PM (Rbu5d)

Really?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:07 PM (aA3+G)

33 I just finished jury duty today. I just want to say that the DA is stupid and the police stuck at their job.

That is all. Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

Posted by: Trog04 at September 08, 2021 09:07 PM (wfZwW)

34 Thanks for the ONT.

Kentucky weather can be crazy and mercurial, but we have had some nice days here lately. Breezy. Cool. Perfect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)

35 Also, burning fucking books? I weep for Canada and us all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:08 PM (z4k8L)

36 I finally found a vegan* dish I enjoy enough to cook regularly. Pasta Puttanesca.

*Except for the anchovies - the vegan in the house doesn't know about those.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 09:09 PM (FvCkv)

37 33 I just finished jury duty today. I just want to say that the DA is stupid and the police stuck at their job.

That is all. Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?
Posted by: Trog04 at September 08, 2021 09:07 PM (wfZwW)

In my medicine cabinet.
Work car.
Plow truck.
Good truck

How many do you want?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)

38 >>> 25 Good evening morons and thanks mh

The Democrats next week are sending their eminence grise to campaign for Gavin.

It will backfire.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (EZebt)

We've disabled the feedback mechanism. It's for the good of the people, Comrade.

Posted by: Massive Fcking Voter Fraud at September 08, 2021 09:09 PM (ACi07)

39

Police said that they were looking for individuals who destroyed flags that were set up in a memorial honoring the 13 service members killed in a terrorist bombing in Afghanistan.

The Riverside Police Department in southern California published photographs of the vandalized flags on their Facebook page.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:09 PM (63Dwl)

40 On the F150 the base model was showing at around 40,000 per Mr NEC. That's for a 4x4 with the crew cab and short bed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (2NHgQ)

41 Beaten by the nurse.

Posted by: Doof
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You know you liked it...probably even asked for it!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (UUBmN)

42
The Democrats next week are sending their eminence grise to campaign for Gavin.

It will backfire.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Eminence grise? It's a put on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

43 Kentucky weather can be crazy and mercurial, but we have had some nice days here lately. Breezy. Cool. Perfect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)

Whereabouts in KY are you? Just curious cuz I visit The Bluegrass a few times a year

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (mZUr4)

44 Also, 'Just walk out' tech, amazon? Kind of on the nose, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)

45 I admire the old-fashioned look of the ampersand, but I think I can write the word "and" faster than I can trace its intricate shape.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 09:11 PM (T5drW)

46 Whereabouts in KY are you? Just curious cuz I visit The Bluegrass a few times a year
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (mZUr4)

Lexington. It is not quite the 'big city' shown in stills from Justified.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)

47 So I took a look. $450!!! for *one* tape. Whaaaaa??? I want reel-to-reel to come back, but good grief!!

Here's proof:
https://tinyurl.com/923snwap


That 15 ips tape is a professional format that the audiophiles like. Standard home reel-to-reel usually ran at 7 1/2 ips or slower. Right now the audiophile market is pretty much it for reel-to-reel, so that's what you'll find out there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 09:11 PM (SchxB)

48 Beaten by the nurse.

Posted by: Doof

I've been beaten by wurse

Posted by: M. Molnar at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

49 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum!

Great slice of Americana shown up top. Nice Annie Keating behind the photo too.

Room 800B, and no one caught on to the coinky-dink?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)

50 DrMabusette, just do what everyone else does and use the plus sign as an ampersand.

For instance, "Mike + The Mechanics."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

51

The nude golf buggy pilot is not half bad...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (krUzW)

52 Room 800B, and no one caught on to the coinky-dink?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)

I think they did.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:13 PM (z4k8L)

53 Blanco, agreed but IMHO $450 is outrageous. I'd really like to know how many they expect to sell at that price.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

54 &&&&&& just showing my ampersand privilege!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 09:13 PM (UUBmN)

55 Blanco, agreed but IMHO $450 is outrageous. I'd really like to know how many they expect to sell at that price.

All I can say is, enough to make it worth it to them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 09:13 PM (SchxB)

56 Any ideas about what the TOTUS will have to say about the Vid tomorrow?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2021 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

57 I wonder how many ampersands I could send to Acoustic Sounds for that tape...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:14 PM (L2ZTs)

58 qdpsteve... that price is UN-REEL.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)

59 Johnny Winter, a post and rail fence and a beautiful American flag. How does it get better than that?

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 09:14 PM (+ya+t)

60 54 &&&&&& just showing my ampersand privilege!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 09:13 PM (UUBmN)

That's our 'ette

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:15 PM (aA3+G)

61 &&&&&& just showing my ampersand privilege!
Posted by: lin-duh

The ampersands are in BLACK

Check your privilege!

Posted by: whypipplo Miklos at September 08, 2021 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)

62 It would be such an honor to meet the real President of the United States of America, President Trump.

""Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin"
...
"Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!..."

Posted by: The Wisconsin Student Section at September 08, 2021 09:15 PM (ELgVT)

63 Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (krUzW)

That's a shame. A שאַנד you might say

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:15 PM (EZebt)

64 "Don Lemon is out there every night telling everybody what bigots they are. Meanwhile, [he's a crotch sniffer.] Who is Don Lemon to lecture us on anything"

Don't forget: he's stupid. He sniffs crotch by night, but he's stupid 24/7/365.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at September 08, 2021 09:15 PM (qpX6U)

65 Beaten by the nurse.
OK - I probably should have worded that differently
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 08:56

Hey guys look, Jack Nicholson posts here.

Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (55Qr6)

66 Blanco, apparently so.

To me there's splurging, and then there's just insanity. I already question myself because I'm willing to spend $30 for an SACD of early Beach Boys albums.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

67
So I took a look. $450!!! for *one* tape. Whaaaaa??? I want reel-to-reel to come back, but good grief!!

That's not so much for the folks with 50K speakers and 30K amps.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (63Dwl)

68 &&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (kTF2Z)

69 When we lived inSC Bllom/Food Lion had carts with a scanning tool. You scanned your purchase and put it in the cart and the cart somehow weighed it for accuracy. Kind of like the self serve checkouts. You did have to pay for it at the checkout. Didn't last long. Actually that Bllom store didn't last and became a regular Food Lion. Nice store but probably lost a ton of money on the scanning crap.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (2NHgQ)

70 Jim, LOL and really!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (L2ZTs)

71 The nude golf buggy pilot is not half bad...
Posted by: Zettai

These words have never been used before in this sequence

Posted by: The Oxford English Miktionary at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

72 Lexington. It is not quite the 'big city' shown in stills from Justified.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)

I know it well. Been traveling to Lex and parts south of there for work for 15-ish years. Son of Doof attended UK - graduated in December.

Perhaps a mini MO-ME next time I visit

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

73 On the F150 the base model was showing at around 40,000 per Mr NEC. That's for a 4x4 with the crew cab and short bed.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (2NHgQ)

A short bed is not a truck, it is a fashion statement toy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

74 It is the evening of September 8th and Joe Biden, or whomever is running him, is the worst president in the world.

Also, fuck that regime.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (YglAn)

75 "Mike + The Mechanics."

Yes, the plus sign is definitely easier. I write it with a sort of loop at the top, so I don't have to lift my pen from the paper. And somewhere I picked up a weird kind of shorthand symbol for "with" - a letter "c" with a line over the top. I *think* it comes from the Latin for "with" which is "cum" (and no, that's not a dirty word in Latin).

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (T5drW)

76 Bertram, true. Or the woke idiots at the high end of tech startups.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)

77 *Breaks out whip and leather boots.*

Who's next?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

78 I admire the old-fashioned look of the ampersand, but I think I can write the word "and" faster than I can trace its intricate shape.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette

At work, I said 'World wide web' instead of 'double u, double u, double u' for the similar reasons. Man! Folks hated that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM (mD/uy)

79 ...you might say

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:15 PM



+1 for the Masoretic pointing...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM (krUzW)

80 Why am I picturing lin-duh in black leather holding a whip?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM (zENn/)

81 77 *Breaks out whip and leather boots.*

Who's next?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

Promises, promises......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM (aA3+G)

82 Yes, this is all well and good butr will the scanning tech from Amazon want to see your vaccine passport?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (FtJ1S)

83 &&&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Now have your Trophy Wife tell us about your million dollar house and million dollar boat

Posted by: The National Miklos Inquirer at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

84 nurse: pics! pics!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

85 ...Who's next?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 09:18 PM



I've been a very naughty boy...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (krUzW)

86 My F-150 2013 is rusting at wheel well, need to fix it before winter

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (2JoB8)

87 "The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere"

Pffft. We have cocaine-laced fentanyl. Those LA comedian martinis are probably 95% vermouth too.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (qpX6U)

88 For instance, "Mike + The Mechanics."
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)


Sure - why not!! One of their deep cuts - not sure if anyone will know this one...
https://youtu.be/ywxWIVdHmMk

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

89 I've been a very naughty boy...
Posted by: Zettai

Zoot to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)

90 willowed
>>>The Maxwell filing, outlining a multi-billion dollar, multi-decade criminal enterprise involving hundreds of co-conspirators:
https://bit.ly/3DZEjbK
And that's just for plaintiff #1
Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 08:50 PM (1vynn)
-----------------

"Corporate Defendants named or identified as "Does" are accused of aiding and abetting in the facilitation of the

unlawful surveillance, stalking, and repeated drugging, abducting, hostage taking and kidnapping for the criminal intent of sexual assault, abuse, extortion and exploitation

in the same capacity as any Person named as Defendant & in their capacity as as Corporations providing support to the criminal enterprise of the Defendants 1-3 as corporate purveyors, facilitators/conspirators and including
by providing money laundering services to route payments to the parties of this large scale criminal enterprise of criminal activity targeting the Plaintiffs."

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (iXLWn)

91 Oh shit now nurse AND lin-duh are holding a whip. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for these ladies to get to know each other.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (zENn/)

92 Commissar. Nope, for our needs it's acceptable. Not ranching just gardening. We leave the steer hauling and such to our neighbors with the 3000 acre ranch.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (2NHgQ)

93 Doesn't the vegetable in chief plan on a big address on 9/11? And he's doing one tomorrow too? How?

Posted by: davidt at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (N/iqz)

94 Now have your Trophy Wife tell us about your million dollar house and million dollar boat
Posted by: The National Miklos Inquirer at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

-----------

Morgan! Miklos wants to talk to you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (kTF2Z)

95 here's why it's so deadly and how to avoid it

Yeah, I think I know how to avoid fentanyl-laced cocaine...

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (BvZkh)

96 *Breaks out whip and leather boots.*

Who's next?
Posted by: nurse ratched

You have to have those cleaned before you return them.

Never had a problem before, just remindin'.

Posted by: Lend-Lease by FDR Miklos at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

97 After spending many hours digitizing old VHS tapes and ripping old DVD recordings, I have to say that the tapes have much better longevity. Sure they're analog and the quality isn't great (NTSC), but recorded DVDs have a bad habit of degrading with time. When blocks become unreadable, you might as well make it a coaster. Commercial DVDs are better, but not perfect.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (O7/vX)

98 Doof, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

99 My F-150 2013 is rusting at wheel well, need to fix it before winter
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (2JoB


My 1997 GMC Sierra laughs at your rust!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

100 Oh shit now nurse AND lin-duh are holding a whip. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for these ladies to get to know each other.
Posted by: Ben Had

If someone, anyone!, has a spare pair of handcuffs this could be an epic ONT.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:22 PM (mD/uy)

101 Amazon's cashierless tech is expanding to Whole Foods
"Just Walk Out" tech will come to locations in Washington, DC, and California in 2022.


We've already got that!

Posted by: San Francisco at September 08, 2021 09:22 PM (BvZkh)

102 Easy to celebrate Ampersand Day when you have an Ampersand rider to your AoSHQ membership.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 09:22 PM (a3Q+t)

103 Hi folks.
Once again, great to be here.
Great (as always) content. Thanks Morons and MisHum.
Another fantastic evening at the ONT.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 09:22 PM (MViHT)

104
"The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere"

That sounds like mixing barbiturates with amphetamines.
Did he snort it or shoot it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

105 I sure miss Rush. Received my Limbaugh Letter today. Dad subscribed for years and always shared with me. Last year I re-upped Dad's subscription for two years. Snerdly has been doing a good job. It says this month that Oct. will be the last issue. Until the sub is up, you have all access to Rush 24/7 and all archive stuff. I may have to save some stuff for posterity. The bake sale for one.

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (Kx3kq)

106 Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (iXLWn)[/i}

To be fair, mistakes were made!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

107 Oh shit now nurse AND lin-duh are holding a whip. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for these ladies to get to know each other.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM



...so terribly, awfully, irredeemably naughty...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (krUzW)

108 You know, I just don't want to hear jack-shit from Megyn Kelly.

Rotten turncoat slut.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (5We2S)

109 Pic: That barn is soooo triggering. Obviously the place belongs to a white supremacist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 08:58

i never thoughtto do that, don't know if it would have been seen from the road. We did have a flagpole in the yard now that I think about it.

Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (55Qr6)

110 My F-150 2013 is rusting at wheel well, need to fix it before winter
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (2JoB


My 1997 GMC Sierra laughs at your rust!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


HAHAHAHAHA...

Posted by: My '97 Dakota at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (N/iqz)

111 I've read that the vast majority of movies and shows that were published on videotape were never digitized, so there are lots of things that can ONLY be seen with a VCR. You'd think it's the other way around, since dvds are very cheap to make, but manufacturers have only selected the top quality stuff to transfer to dvd. There's much more (probably not that good, but it's still out there) that might be lost for good.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (T5drW)

112 99 My F-150 2013 is rusting at wheel well, need to fix it before winter
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (2JoB


My 1997 GMC Sierra laughs at your rust!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

Want to compare?

Posted by: Mis Hum's 98 Chev Rusterado at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)

113 If someone, anyone!, has a spare pair of handcuffs this could be an epic ONT.
Posted by: Tonypete


Baby oil, gallons of baby oil.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (0MO+G)

114 Oh shit now nurse AND lin-duh are holding a whip. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for these ladies to get to know each other.
Posted by: Ben Had
---
Don't forget the thing with the otters...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (UUBmN)

115 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (2NHgQ)

To be perfectly clear, even a short bed truck is better than no truckat all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

116 73 On the F150 the base model was showing at around 40,000 per Mr NEC. That's for a 4x4 with the crew cab and short bed.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (2NHgQ)

A short bed is not a truck, it is a fashion statement toy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)
-------------

That's OK, the new F-150s have tinker toy engines.
No V8s, no 300cid.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:25 PM (iXLWn)

117 Checking whip collection. Lunge whip, stock whip, bull whip, quirt and bat. I might need to blush at this point.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:25 PM (zENn/)

118 My F-150 2013 is rusting at wheel well, need to fix it before winter
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (2JoB
My 1997 GMC Sierra laughs at your rust!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)
Want to compare?
Posted by: Mis Hum's 98 Chev Rusterado


Possers.

Posted by: Any year Vega at September 08, 2021 09:25 PM (0MO+G)

119 That Maxwell filing.......

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (Y+l9t)

120 Another move is afoot to try to sell the closed State Correctional Institution Pittsburgh on the North Side, two years after Manchester Bidwell Corp. backed out of a deal to buy it.

Can I buy it and double the criminal population?

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (Kx3kq)

121 Want to compare?
Posted by: Mis Hum's 98 Chev Rusterado at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)


Does the roof leak?
That is the test!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

122 Just got done with my first night as a helper for sixth-grade girls in the Christian version of the Girl Scouts. I'm not sure I'll do it again next year. Apparently 12-year-old girls are bratty, catty, loud, and can't keep their hands to themselves.

Posted by: pookysgirl, fried at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (XKZwp)

123 ...so terribly, awfully, irredeemably naughty...
Posted by: Zettai

*more Stare than Glare*

Posted by: John Calvin at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

124 117 Checking whip collection. Lunge whip, stock whip, bull whip, quirt and bat. I might need to blush at this point.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:25 PM (zENn/)


I doubt that you've been here on The ONT before

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (aA3+G)

125 #PSA

I have not sent anyone any emails today. If you received, what you thought was an email from me, check the address, it was probably my Cousin, Mapweasel.

Do not respond to emails from Mapweasel. ~Thank you.

C.E.O. of Slapweasel Industries,
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (Ckg4U)

126 Checking whip collection. Lunge whip, stock whip, bull whip, quirt and bat. I might need to blush at this point.
Posted by: Ben Had

Dibs on the bat!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:27 PM (mD/uy)

127 a letter "c" with a line over the top. I *think* it comes from the Latin for "with" which is "cum" (and no, that's not a dirty word in Latin).
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (T5drW)

Used that as a medic, shorthand. We had a lot of that, most of which I've forgotten, me being 29 and all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)

128 Oooooohhhhh

I get it now.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 09:27 PM (axyOa)

129 P.S.:

Happy & Day.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (Ckg4U)

130 Zip ties. Tonypete, I see a problem here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (zENn/)

131
Amazon's cashierless tech is expanding to Whole Foods
"Just Walk Out" tech will come to locations in Washington, DC, and California in 2022.

We've already got that!
Posted by: San Francisco


It's Amazon Go-Go

https://tinyurl.com/2mt6wzza

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (63Dwl)

132 Oh shit now nurse AND lin-duh are holding a whip. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for these ladies to get to know each other.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (a8QNp)

133 Buying a new vehicle? Maybe.
Biden's new CAFE standards will be kicking in and car manufacturers are already moving to accommodate them.

What does that mean? _ Downsizing, two examples:
1. A mid size Hyundai, a few years ago, could be purchased with a V-6, now, a 2.5 four banger with a blower is an upgrade.
2. An F-150 comes with a sewing machine engine if you want a V-8 you buy a Super Duty.

This is an analogue of Carter 1978.

Now is the time to buy your - for the next ten years - car.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (iXLWn)

134 "Did he snort it or shoot it?"

Why not both? In LA, they think outside the box.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (qpX6U)

135 Slap!

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (a8QNp)

136 Used that as a medic, shorthand. We had a lot of that, most of which I've forgotten, me being 29 and all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Aha! So THAT'S where it came from! Thanks a lot! No idea where I learned it, maybe I had a relative who studied nursing and showed it to me when I was a kid.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 09:29 PM (T5drW)

137 Iz can haz Slapweasel comment friend times?

Posted by: Miklos, who would wag his tail like a dog, if a dog and had such type of tail at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

138 So much content devoured, I feel my head is about to explode from so many thoughts. I can't type comments fast enough to relieve the 🎇🎇BANG!🎇🎇

Posted by: mindful the exaggerating webworker at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (Xd8IN)

139 Here is an evil thought, probably evil enough for the Taliban to be thinking of right this moment in their quest to not humble but humiliate the Great Satan and Joey Bidet.

As dawn rises on New York City on 11 Sept they start blowing up all those stranded Americans while the European media outlets film it.

Pray it never happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (qsfSB)

140 The bake sale for one.
Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 09:23 PM (Kx3kq)

My brother tried to get to Dan's Bake Sale. He did not get much closer than the Longmont exit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

141 Now is the time to buy your - for the next ten years - car.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (iXLWn)



Don't worry about irreplaceable chips comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

142 Apparently 12-year-old girls are bratty, catty, loud, and can't keep their hands to themselves.
Posted by: pookysgirl, fried

Ugh, I did that ONCE, sorry pookysgirl, wait until she's 15. Gird your loins.

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (Kx3kq)

143 See?
Sometimes ONT gets to be fun. Sometimes serious.
One never knows...
Slippery slope. Or not....
I like the fun version, but that's just me....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (MViHT)

144 And we're probably going to buy a Toyota truck. Not my decision, it's his. I'll miss an F150. Have had them for years. One of his company cars was an F150. Corporate was a bit surprised when he asked for it. This wasn't a construction company or anything like it. Very large and well known corporation. Think over priced umbrella stands bought by a sleazy corporate head who did time in jail.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (2NHgQ)

145 I have some whip antennas. They suck as antennas, but they might possess some whip functionality.

Posted by: Naughty gp Deserves Punishment at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (qpX6U)

146 Mis Hum, you are right about that. I normally have to catch you all after the morning shift comes in.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (zENn/)

147 Morons play the various lotteries in hopes of winning big and buying an island.

If I won the PowerBall, I'd build a giant stone structure that could be viewed from outer space that spelled out "F*ck You Satan And F*ck Your Money. Come At Me Bro".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (5We2S)

148 >>> 91 Oh shit now nurse AND lin-duh are holding a whip. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for these ladies to get to know each other.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (zENn/)

I wonder how many Morons are going to email you for info about the TXMoMee *tonight*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (ACi07)

149 The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere - here's why it's so deadly and how to avoid it

"Um, don't take cocaine?"
--African Guy who shows simple solutions

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (KZzsI)

150 You will need a lottery winning to afford a truck in this economy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:33 PM (qsfSB)

151 If I won the PowerBall, I'd build a giant stone structure that could be viewed from outer space that spelled out "F*ck You Satan And F*ck Your Money. Come At Me Bro".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (5We2S)


When I win the PowerBall, I'll hire you as construction manager!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

152 146 Mis Hum, you are right about that. I normally have to catch you all after the morning shift comes in.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (zENn/)

I'll be sending a couple of things to you shortly.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)

153 I had $8 in Power Ball winnings, I reinvested it in more Power Ball tickets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (qsfSB)

154
I have some whip antennas. They suck as antennas

102 inch whips are pretty good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

155 Baby oil.
Tell us more, Mr. Rat....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (MViHT)

156 Skip sighting! Whoo, hoo, are are you?

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (Kx3kq)

157 >>> 150 You will need a lottery winning to afford a truck in this economy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:33 PM (qsfSB)

I've been looking at used trucks and have found some with not-horrible prices... so I'm wondering what might be wrong with them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (ACi07)

158 Fentanyl-laced cocaine? You mean a speedball? Pass.

Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (N/iqz)

159 Easiest way, stop snorting coke.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 09:01 PM (SchxB)

Funny, how that never seems to occur to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:34 PM (IZvot)

160 Florida seems like a pretty magical place, like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but instead of Oompa Loompas, you have naked drunk chicks driving golf carts. Could be an improvement even, depends.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (pxX6h)

161 I will be handing out ampersands as door prizes at this years TXMoMe!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (UUBmN)

162 How are you? Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (Kx3kq)

163 I won powerball I'd be really confused, since I don't buy any tickets.

If I did win somehow though, I'd probably do something really dumb like buy EverQuest and pay guys to reboot it with modern graphics and game play

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (KZzsI)

164 150 You will need a lottery winning to afford a truck in this economy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:33 PM (qsfSB)

Local gas station pumps are shutting down at the $75 mark if you prepay with credit card.

At $3.199 it doesn't take long to hit it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)

165 If I won the PowerBall, I'd build a giant stone structure that could be viewed from outer space that spelled out "F*ck You Satan And F*ck Your Money. Come At Me Bro".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 09:31 PM (5We2S)

When I win the PowerBall, I'll hire you as construction manager!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Tzompantlis. Nobody thinks about tzompantlis. Admit it, you know it's true.

Posted by: Miklos, tzompantli fancier at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

166 Naked Woman Pulls Up In A Golf Cart

Hmmm, not quite a '1' but close enough after a beer fueled late night.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)

I think she'd clean up OK. Prolly not at her best when the mugshot was taken.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (IZvot)

167 Hello horde and all the ships at sea

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (nXYKo)

168 40 On the F150 the base model was showing at around 40,000 per Mr NEC. That's for a 4x4 with the crew cab and short bed.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:10 PM (2NHgQ)

Pretty sure you can get a 2wd regular cab for 29k. The V6 is a good'un too.

Posted by: Clutch at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (9UmRs)

169 Check the vehicle history.

As I was searching online Monday night for a vehicle, found a 2016 Corolla that seemed good until I found the airbag recall. Ditto with a couple 2019s until both had the same airbag recall and one even had a recall for hesitation at high speed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (qsfSB)

170 >>The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere - here's why it's so deadly and how to avoid it

Yeah, I saw this headline, too. Your national media, always available to get you the finest quality tootskeroosky without the sad side effect of killing your fucking junky ass...

You can trust the Press, they always knows the cleanest healthiest drug dealers, just ask them...

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 09:37 PM (5iUNf)

171 Baby oil.
Tell us more, Mr. Rat....
Posted by: COMountainMarie


When mommy oil and daddy oil love each other very much, they play a game of "hide the spout" and ....

Posted by: Any year Vega at September 08, 2021 09:37 PM (0MO+G)

172 I believe California already has a Just Walk Out "payment" system in place.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (gnnAg)

173 So there!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (0MO+G)

174 I don't follow the "horse dewormer" controversy, but the people at CNN are apparently too uninformed about pharmaceuticals to realize that drugs sometimes ARE used for more than one medical treatment, AND across species.

Years ago I had a dog who needed eye medications because his tear ducts didn't produce tears. One of the medications that helped his eyes produce tears was something that had been used for a completely different medical treatment in humans when some researcher discovered that it also helped tear ducts function. It had been okayed for use in tear duct treatment in animals, but had not yet been okayed in humans because of not enough testing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

175 Kellyanne (sigh) Conway letter to pResident Biden
September 8, 2021:

https://is.gd/Nm5cho

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (iXLWn)

176 Life will cost about euro20,000, the equivalent of just under $24,000 at current exchange rates.

Gee, a new F150 is going for $29K...
Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 09:05 PM (Rbu5d)

This is why mini-cars like the Crosley and King Midget never made it big in the marketplace. For the price of a new one of those, you could get a used real automobile that still had years of life left in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (IZvot)

177 Some fun background music for an ONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
bsNW-yxTpF0&list=
RDGMEM2VCIgaiSqOfVzBAjPJm-ag&index=4

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

178 Mis Hum, I can't Thank You enough for your generosity. lin-duh is our official Master of Ceremonies and she does accolades where accolades are due with flair.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:39 PM (zENn/)

179 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 09:39 PM (10k4Q)

180 >>> 169 Check the vehicle history.

As I was searching online Monday night for a vehicle, found a 2016 Corolla that seemed good until I found the airbag recall. Ditto with a couple 2019s until both had the same airbag recall and one even had a recall for hesitation at high speed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (qsfSB)

Thanks! I'm trying to find older models, ha, with not as much electronics, but of course that means higher mileage.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:40 PM (ACi07)

181 the people at CNN are apparently too uninformed about pharmaceuticals to realize that drugs sometimes ARE used for more than one medical treatment, AND across species.

They are that dumb, but at this point they know better but are just saying this anyway because Narrative and they know their dwindling viewers are too bubbled, stupid, or foolish to find differently. Possibly all three.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 09:40 PM (KZzsI)

182 I had $8 in Power Ball winnings, I reinvested it in more Power Ball tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma

A friend and I bought Scratch-n-Sniff lottery tickets at a bar in New Orleans (Bruno's).

We "re-invested" and won again.

The whole night's bar tab only cost us about $5.

Posted by: Miklosian Fund Management at September 08, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

183 171

Ooohhhh...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 09:40 PM (MViHT)

184 In 2004, my wife bought me a new F 150, like 30K

kept it for a couple years so she wouldn't feel bad

was a real POS, not really a truck

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 09:40 PM (uCLWI)

185 Ahhh. The King Midget. Chain driven didn't count as real automobile. BIL lost his license due to a dui and his parents bought him a King Midget. He could drive it without a license.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (2NHgQ)

186 178 Mis Hum, I can't Thank You enough for your generosity. lin-duh is our official Master of Ceremonies and she does accolades where accolades are due with flair.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:39 PM (zENn/)

I'm hoping to attend in 2022.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (aA3+G)

187 > Denmark has proposed making migrants work 37 hours a week to earn welfare benefits because 'there are too many, especially with non-Western backgrounds, who do not have a job'.

Good lord, can you imagine being the manager of one or more of these stone age throwbacks? Dealing with a lazy, incompetent Gen Z kid would probably be a breeze in comparison.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (i0wNm)

188 PeteBog!!!. I see you in real time.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (zENn/)

189 At $3.199 it doesn't take long to hit it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)


My non ethanol source stopped at $100, and I had to swipe the card again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

190 How to deal with LEO if stopped.

That was actually pretty satisfying.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (n/x6m)

191 189 At $3.199 it doesn't take long to hit it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)

My non ethanol source stopped at $100, and I had to swipe the card again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

Stop bragging you 1%er

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

192 The great (comparatively speaking) bargain for trucks, is to buy commercially spec'd "white trucks". You know, like what the plumber buys for his fleet. (of course, his personal truck is a fully pimped out 4x4 diesel with all the best options)

Vinyl seats, AM/FM radio, sometimes, even wind up windows and no cruise. Vinyl floors. Not "vinyl floor mats." nope. FLOORS. Fleet trucks, in other words. Spartan, basic, utilitarian. In other words, the Mosin-Nagant of trucks. You can still get strong drivetrain options in many of 'em, with Heavy Duty cooling, etc.

You want a truck for work, that's your truck. If you're so lucky that it impresses your date, then she's a keeper, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (QzJWU)

193 DrMabusette, just do what everyone else does and use the plus sign as an ampersand.

For instance, "Mike + The Mechanics."
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

I used to use a cursive "+" sign: a stroke down, curve up to the left, and a stroke to the right. Distinct from a regular "+" sign, which lacks the curved element.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (IZvot)

194 OK Rick Beato mentioned that 1978 was a great year for album releases, so I looked it up. This is a partial list of the records that came out that year:

Talking Heads - more songs about buildings and food
Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights Kraftwerk - Man Machine The Cars - Cars Blondie - Parallel Lines Devo - Are We Not Men Elvis Costello & The Attractions - This Year's Model Bruce Springsteen - Darkness On The Edge Of Town Van Halen - Van Halen Rolling Stones - Some Girls Rush - Hemispheres The Police - Outlandos D'Amour Dire Straits - Dire Straits Billy Joel - 52nd Street Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove The Who - Who Are You Bob Marley & the Wailers - Kaya Yes - Tormado

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (KZzsI)

195 Hey! Just Walk Out is exactly the Afghanistan plan we used. Glad to see it works in retail, too.

Posted by: General Milley at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (gnnAg)

196 one or more of these stone age throwbacks?

The opening of Snow Crash is all about one such running a La Costra Nostra pizzeria and handing the Deliverator a 20 minute old pizza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (Pj1B0)

197 I believe California already has a Just Walk Out "payment" system in place.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (gnnAg)
===

Not for you, colonizer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:44 PM (EZebt)

198 Stop bragging you 1%er
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (aA3+G)


I try to bear my burdens with style and class!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

199 Biden claims every NYer he encountered on his storm damage photo op tour regarded him with awestruck reverence and thankfulness.

Reality says otherwise.

https://bit.ly/3DXZ7QF

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2021 09:44 PM (i0wNm)

200
so a white woman in gorilla mask threw egggs at Larry Elder a black man and we are the racists?? riiiight.......

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (bTQ72)

201 >>> I have not sent anyone any emails today. If you received, what you thought was an email from me, check the address, it was probably my Cousin, Mapweasel. Do not respond to emails from Mapweasel. ~Thank you.

C.E.O. of Slapweasel Industries,
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (Ckg4U)


Someone came on a few nights ago to claim that they'd been hacked?, hackers got into some of their sexual stuff??, asked everyone to not respond to anything from them??? Asked to have their "account" deleted????

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (pxX6h)

202 https://is.gd/Nm5cho

Tough letter, but it would have a lot more force behind if she signed it with a pen dipped in the blood from her husband George, from whose brain case she had just emptied her engraved silver plated WWII Marine issued 45 into...

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (5iUNf)

203 $5 for a pub crawl, you did something 'right' for some odd definition of right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (Pj1B0)

204 74 It is the evening of September 8th and Joe Biden, or whomever is running him, is the worst president in the world.

Also, fuck that regime.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


But he does a great job of eating ice cream in front of the cameras. So, who's worse, Biden, or the journalists gushing over his ice cream eating.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (+lVUW)

205 141 Now is the time to buy your - for the next ten years - car. Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (iXLWn)
--------------

Don't worry about irreplaceable chips comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)
--------------

If I had the money I'd have a '58 Chevy p/u in the garage.

You, being a youngster of 29 missed the Carter car/gas debacle but as an unwilling participant, in all seriousness,; automakers are changing their lineup in co-ordinance with CAFE and everyone will be SUPRISED at the presentation.

The time to buy a new car is now.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (iXLWn)

206 Hope everyone is having a good evening.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (OU+8W)

207 Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS

Who wins, is who gets there there firstest with the mostest thirstest

Posted by: Nathan Bedford Mikos at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

208 Breaks out whip and leather boots.*

Who's next?
Posted by: nurse ratched

The MoMe just took a turn!

Mind your Peas & Queues

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (nXYKo)

209 Mis Hum, mi casa es su casa when you are here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:46 PM (zENn/)

210 139 Here is an evil thought, probably evil enough for the Taliban to be thinking of right this moment in their quest to not humble but humiliate the Great Satan and Joey Bidet.

As dawn rises on New York City on 11 Sept they start blowing up all those stranded Americans while the European media outlets film it.

Pray it never happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:30 PM (qsfSB)


This could happen. My bet is the Taliban boys blow-up our empty Embassy in Kabul, perhaps at the instant the first plane went into the North Tower. Live-streamed.

I don't believe they will kill Americans for a while yet, maybe never. They have Bug-Out Joe by the short-hairs and they know it. They'll milk Joe for every dollar, ton of chick-peas, and ton of diesel and gasoline they can. American hostages killed by the Taliban could topple Joe; why would they chance getting rid of their best friend in the US?

Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2021 09:46 PM (AMIL/)

211 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2021 09:46 PM (qAR6u)

212 Beck Chas, a better evening since you showed up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)

213 >>> 192 The great (comparatively speaking) bargain for trucks, is to buy commercially spec'd "white trucks". You know, like what the plumber buys for his fleet. (of course, his personal truck is a fully pimped out 4x4 diesel with all the best options)

Vinyl seats, AM/FM radio, sometimes, even wind up windows and no cruise. Vinyl floors. Not "vinyl floor mats." nope. FLOORS. Fleet trucks, in other words. Spartan, basic, utilitarian. In other words, the Mosin-Nagant of trucks. You can still get strong drivetrain options in many of 'em, with Heavy Duty cooling, etc.

You want a truck for work, that's your truck. If you're so lucky that it impresses your date, then she's a keeper, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (QzJWU)

Jim, thanks, I had a B3000 before the current hamster car; now I want the pickup bed again and with moar towing capacity.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:47 PM (ACi07)

214 "Someone came on a few nights ago to claim that they'd been hacked?, hackers got into some of their sexual stuff??, asked everyone to not respond to anything from them??? Asked to have their "account" deleted????"
-Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 09:45 PM (pxX6h)

Settle down, Beavis. My post was a joke.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:47 PM (Ckg4U)

215 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

Stop bragging you 1%er
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

TAKE HIS MONEY

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Mugabe-Pizarro-Nike-Cortez at September 08, 2021 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

216 The time to buy a new car is now.

I already bought one in 1992. Perfectly happy with it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 09:48 PM (dYmWY)

217 My F-150 2013 is rusting at wheel well, need to fix it before winter
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 09:19 PM (2JoB


My 1997 GMC Sierra laughs at your rust!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


HAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: My '97 Dakota at September 08, 2021 09:24 PM (N/iqz)

My '88 Chevy 3/4 ton has rust in the wheel wells, but the fender flares I screwed on hide it completely. It just runs and runs, like the Energizer bunny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:48 PM (IZvot)

218 Thanks! I'm trying to find older models, ha, with not as much electronics, but of course that means higher mileage.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:40 PM (ACi07)

Got me a 2013 Nissan Frontier (new) with hand crank windows, six-speed manual, no electric locks (no key fob) and a CD player. they practically gave it away, because folks are too lazy to roll down their own windows, or unlock the doors with a key. But it's a 4x4 and does all the other stuff one would expect from a pickup truck. I've put almost 70,000 miles on it, and never had one problem, aside from hail dimples. Got hit twice, actually. Friggin' Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

219 "Beaten by the nurse."
------
There's probably a medical code for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

More like a safety word.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 08, 2021 09:48 PM (F0jXQ)

220
This is why mini-cars like the Crosley and King Midget never made it big in the marketplace. For the price of a new one of those, you could get a used real automobile that still had years of life left in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I thought the Chinese were supposed to flood us with cheap cars? I remember reading that a few years ago. Wonder what happened?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

221 93 Doesn't the vegetable in chief plan on a big address on 9/11? And he's doing one tomorrow too? How?
Posted by: davidt


His babysitters need to take his watch away from him. It wouldn't look good if he glances at it while describing the horrors of 9/11.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2021 09:49 PM (+lVUW)

222 Hello Ben Had!

Whips up?

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 09:49 PM (nXYKo)

223 Megan Kelly is back to being a super duper conservative huh? The grift continues.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 08, 2021 09:49 PM (3vQN0)

224 Beat the nurse

Might be a code phrase at a sex clinic

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (Pj1B0)

225 66 Chev, C30. 292 six. I'll wave as I pass.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (0MO+G)

226 C.E.O. of Slapweasel Industries,
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:26 PM (Ckg4U)

Heyo, Slap!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (IZvot)

227 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

A Giver

I'm calling kbdabear a Giver.

Posted by: Yr Svt Miklos at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

228 Oh yeah. No cruise control. But I mostly do mountain driving with it anyway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)

229 Excuse me.... Megyn.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (+DuYv)

230 "The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere"

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put oxy in your coke

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 08, 2021 09:51 PM (F0jXQ)

231 President Biden makes sure everyone gets two scoops of ice cream unlike a certain orange someone I could name but won't because I'm too classy and stuff.

Posted by: Jen Psaki sniffing with disdain at September 08, 2021 09:51 PM (gnnAg)

232 During Bidet's 9/11 speech expect the Taliban to throw a glorious and humiliating spanner into it

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:51 PM (Pj1B0)

233 This is an analogue of Carter 1978.

Now is the time to buy your - for the next ten years - car.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:28 PM (iXLWn)

I already have them. Will not buy any new or near new car with all the spyware built in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:52 PM (IZvot)

234 What the hell kind of first-time car buyer has 24 grand to spend on that sort of thing, anyway?

Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2021 09:52 PM (UewuT)

235 Pete Bog, is this where "whip it good" applies?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:52 PM (zENn/)

236 "Beaten by the nurse."
------
There's probably a medical code for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

More like a safety word.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

"Alas Babylon!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)

237 Good evening, Horde!

Fantastic ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 08, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

238 >>> 218
.....
Got me a 2013 Nissan Frontier (new) with hand crank windows, six-speed manual, no electric locks (no key fob) and a CD player. they practically gave it away, because folks are too lazy to roll down their own windows, or unlock the doors with a key. But it's a 4x4 and does all the other stuff one would expect from a pickup truck. I've put almost 70,000 miles on it, and never had one problem, aside from hail dimples. Got hit twice, actually. Friggin' Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

I've driven but never owned stick shift.... have been thinking it's a nice "security" feature though.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (ACi07)

239 1978 was a very good year, except for the whole disco thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (EZebt)

240
methinks Joe Rogan ripping on CNN, will not help CNN

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (bTQ72)

241 Not a good time to buy a car. New or used. It's crazy pricing and limited inventory. If ol' Betsy has a few more months of life in her best to use them. Supposedly mid next year before inventory rebounds. By then Joe May have us in a shooting war.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (nXYKo)

242 V8s are going the way of the manual transmission. Older well kept ones will be in high deman I think.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (+DuYv)

243 Me Chinese, me play joke, me put oxy in your coke
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

"Pray" not "play"

https://getsmart.fandom.com/wiki/The_Claw

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 09:54 PM (KAi1n)

244 President Biden makes sure everyone gets two scoops of ice cream unlike a certain orange someone I could name but won't because I'm too classy and stuff.
Posted by: Jen Psaki sniffing with disdain at September 08, 2021 09:51 PM (gnnAg)
===

You're kinda orange too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 09:54 PM (EZebt)

245 Darlingest {{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

246 *scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear

Seriously.

If I buy a Trophy Wife/Girlfriend, you should be upfront about any dealer/prep fees.

I will handle title and registration.

Posted by: Miklos, cas h for the right make and model at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

247 There is a building at 8008 Girard in La Jolla. The lettering is such that at a distance it looked like BOOB to me. La Jolla sure was a pretty town back in the late 90's.

This was the best pic I could find of it.

https://tinyurl.com/sbw2wmrv

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (U1eOr)

248 9-11, One of Americas more sacred days, and we'll have a genuine mental deficient as the face of this Nation. 20 years, all it took was 20 years. sigh.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (0MO+G)

249 Didn't have a choice about not buying now since a 2500 dually decided to take the middle of the road and wipe out my fully paid for previously unkillable Toyota.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (Pj1B0)

250 As I was searching online Monday night for a vehicle, found a 2016 Corolla that seemed good until I found the airbag recall. Ditto with a couple 2019s until both had the same airbag recall and one even had a recall for hesitation at high speed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 09:36 PM (qsfSB)

The airbag recall is no big deal, if they have damned replacement airbags available. Still have not been notified that they got them in for my '08 Suburban.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (IZvot)

251 is this where "whip it good" applies?


If it's worth whipping, it's worth whipping good.

And Nurse has already gone to the trouble of pulling on her boots.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 09:56 PM (nXYKo)

252 I bought my 2005 chevy 2500HD from a logging company, maybe 10 years ago for $5500 with 90K miles

yeah it was beat up and rusted but

i've fixed everything that was rusted and made a wooden flatbed out of lumber left over from house redo

runs like a top and is a hauling beast

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 09:56 PM (uCLWI)

253 Posted by: Ladyl at September 08, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}.\, you are right as usual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

254 Helena Handbasket, come over and I will teach you to drive a stick shift.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (zENn/)

255 93 Doesn't the vegetable in chief plan on a big address on 9/11? And he's doing one tomorrow too? How?
Posted by: davidt

Yes. Today I heard that on 9/11 he plans to intrude onto the three sites (World Trade Center, Pentagon, Flight 93 crash site). I will not listen.

Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (AMIL/)

256 I've driven but never owned stick shift.... have been thinking it's a nice "security" feature though.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (ACi07)

It's a sad reality. When I take it to get the oil changed (don't judge me, I'm old and also lazy, and it frankly isn't much more pricey anymore than DIY) half the time the folks at the place don't know how to drive a stick. Once saw the manager have to come out and take care of pulling it into the bay.
But I made sure both sons learned to drive standard. And now, both have cars with standard transmission. learned 'em up good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

257 >>> 250
.....
The airbag recall is no big deal, if they have damned replacement airbags available.
.....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:55 PM (IZvot)

Says the mechanic engineer wizard guy!! ;P

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (ACi07)

258 You're kinda orange too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


She's a breathing connect the dots puzzle.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (0MO+G)

259 1978 was a very good year, except for the whole disco thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I was 11. Disco was fine. There was some good TV too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-rated_United_States_ television_programs_of_1978%E2%80%9379

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (KAi1n)

260 And Nurse has already gone to the trouble of pulling on her boots.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Lacing

Posted by: As Miklos visualizes at September 08, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

261 I don't follow the "horse dewormer" controversy, but the people at CNN are apparently too uninformed about pharmaceuticals to realize that drugs sometimes ARE used for more than one medical treatment, AND across species.

Years ago I had a dog who needed eye medications because his tear ducts didn't produce tears. One of the medications that helped his eyes produce tears was something that had been used for a completely different medical treatment in humans when some researcher discovered that it also helped tear ducts function. It had been okayed for use in tear duct treatment in animals, but had not yet been okayed in humans because of not enough testing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 08, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

CNN almost certainly know that Ivermectin is, and has been, used in humans for decades, with almost 100% success. They are, simply, lying. It's what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:58 PM (IZvot)

262 My kids not only want nothing to do with a stick shift, they want self driving cars.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 08, 2021 09:59 PM (+DuYv)

263 With Hunter Bidet, a self driving car is a safety feature

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (Pj1B0)

264 I kinda like a stick but it's makes snow plowing very hard

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (uCLWI)

265 If I buy a Trophy Wife/Girlfriend, you should be upfront about any dealer/prep fees.

I will handle title and registration.

And Lacing? Will that be included? I should think so. You sir are a gentleman.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (nXYKo)

266 Cake - Stickshifts and Safety Belts
https://youtu.be/Zip4QyJyD5g

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (mZUr4)

267 My kids not only want nothing to do with a stick shift, they want self driving cars.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Too bad OSHA had Big Wheels removed from the market

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

268 >>> 254 Helena Handbasket, come over and I will teach you to drive a stick shift.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (zENn/)

I can do that.... in fact I'm going to need to visit some time before the MoMee because I have some goodies for you.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (ACi07)

269 Now they are pushing the narrative that Ivermectin causes men to become sterile according to "studies" of men in Africa. They say 85% of the men who take it became sterile....that's why we've never heard about this side affect before...

They are becoming desperate to make ivermectin into something horrible and scare people from using it.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

270

Gutfeld up:


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (ymfLu)

271 My kids not only want nothing to do with a stick shift, they want self driving cars.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant


In hunters case, that's a win, win for everybody.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (0MO+G)

272 Neighbros, it's so fucking over!

- A Nigerian University found Ivermectin causes sterility in men.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (wvgUp)

273 I love driving manual but it got to be a real pita on all the hills around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (EZebt)

274 If I win the Powerball, I'm making "The Transaction" on the grandest scale imaginable. It'll make Citizen Kane look like a peanut.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (FvCkv)

275 I'm selling my mom's 1997 Nissan Sentra with only 16,500 miles on it . I should ask way more than the blue book in today's market.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (2DOZq)

276 The ampersand is just a backwards, cursive "s." Wanna draw an ampersand? Draw a cursive "s," but start on the right instead of the left.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (C1NyB)

277 And Lacing? Will that be included? I should think so. You sir are a gentleman.

Posted by: Pete Bog

IMO, lacing is more fun than unlacing (not that that's not fun), but with lacing, yeah.... (I'll be in my bunk.)

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (KAi1n)

278 You can take my stick when you pry it from my slippery, cold, dead hand.

Posted by: Standard Driver at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (N/iqz)

279 Posted by: Anna Puma


Horde mind.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (0MO+G)

280 225 66 Chev, C30. 292 six. I'll wave as I pass.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 09:50 PM (0MO+G)
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C30, nice.
We had a '61 Apache 10 with a 235(?)

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (iXLWn)

281 I went to a wedding in LaJolla in the early 1990s. 1992, I believe. Bride was a trust fund girl and her parents rented several rooms in some famous, gorgeous hotel with amazing views for their poor friends who traveled from Seattle.

It was just beautiful. And the town was clean and safe and a joy to wander around.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (U2p+3)

282 I'm not orange. I'm Red.

Posted by: Jen Psaki sniffing with disdain at September 08, 2021 10:02 PM (gnnAg)

283 And Lacing? Will that be included? I should think so. You sir are a gentleman.

Posted by: Pete Bog

DIY

Everyone needs a hobby.

Posted by: Miklos, did I mention tzampoltli as a hobby? at September 08, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

284 Holding down the low end with Johnny Winter is Tommy Shannon who would go on to team up with Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 08, 2021 10:03 PM (kPJ/p)

285 My fun cars are manual. But in regular traffic, no thanks. I really cant blame people for not wanting them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 08, 2021 10:03 PM (+DuYv)

286 > 9-11, One of Americas more sacred days, and we'll have a genuine mental deficient as the face of this Nation. 20 years, all it took was 20 years. sigh.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

Posted by: That guy on top of the site at September 08, 2021 10:03 PM (9p+wn)

287 I love driving manual but it got to be a real pita on all the hills around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Become one with the E-Brake.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (0MO+G)

288 "Now they are pushing the narrative that Ivermectin causes men to become sterile"

So it not only saves you from dying, it saves you from child support? What am I missing here?

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (KAi1n)

289
Gutfeld up:
https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (ymfLu)
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Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (iXLWn)

290 REDACTED, silly question but how did you find the logging truck? I'm assuming they're not posting on Autotrader or such.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (ACi07)

291 22 I dont get it.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 09:03 PM (axyOa)

++++

It turns from a building into a robot.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (hVqGz)

292 A Nigerian University found Ivermectin causes sterility in men.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (wvgUp)

Kill two birds with one done. Save money on a vasectomy and cure Covid.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

293 Helena Handbasket, I've got a six speed and a jillion miles of dirt roads we can use.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 10:05 PM (zENn/)

294 Posted by: Anna Puma


Horde mind.
Posted by: Some Rat

Connaissance Hordoise

Posted by: Miklos, adding $10 to the price of this menu item, 'cause Classy at September 08, 2021 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

295 I've driven but never owned stick shift.... have been thinking it's a nice "security" feature though.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 09:53 PM (ACi07)
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On the odd occasion I go somewhere with valet parking, most of those kids can't drive my manual drive wrangler. A few years ago we were in Atlanta for a concert, and the hotel valet left my beater jeep right out front with the Bentleys all weekend.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 08, 2021 10:06 PM (bg+7R)

296
islam is big in anniversaries wonder what this years BenGazi will be

blowed up stuff in A-Stan? some other target? Europe? Americas? ME?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 10:06 PM (bTQ72)

297 I love driving manual but it got to be a real pita on all the hills around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

One of these days, which I hope to see, we're going to get enough snow to sled and then it's going to be real fun here.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 10:06 PM (KAi1n)

298 Muslim clerics claimed the polio vaccine causes sterility. Ergo in Africa polio made a come back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 10:06 PM (Pj1B0)

299 CNN almost certainly know that Ivermectin is, and has been, used in humans for decades, with almost 100% success. They are, simply, lying. It's what they do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:58 PM (IZvot)

A local El Paso, TX TV news station reports, without laughing, that a Nigerian study (that's right, a Nigerian study) shows that 85% of all men become sterile using Ivermectin...

This is where we are now, at the bottom of a news crews' drunken hobo fuck pile, screaming for help and no one is coming except more drunken horny hobos...

Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (5iUNf)

300 CNN almost certainly know that Ivermectin is, and has been, used in humans for decades, with almost 100% success. They are, simply, lying. It's what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 09:58 PM (IZvot)


Telling the sheeple that COVID effects can be hugely reduced and that COVID can be quickly defeated in some sufferers, using available, inexpensive medicines, would reduce the FEAR FACTOR.

It makes me wonder how many thousands have needlessly suffered, and some dying, for no reason other than The Holy Political Narrative. types/deletes

Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (AMIL/)

301 > Now they are pushing the narrative that Ivermectin causes men to become sterile according to "studies" of men in Africa.

Meh... I'm pushing 60 and not from Africa. Don't give a fuck either way.

Pandemic Porn has to have run it's course by now. I don't even listen anymore. 24X7 hype. All fake. All the time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (BFigT)

302 Helena Handbasket, I've got a six speed and a jillion miles of dirt roads we can use.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 10:05 PM (zENn/)


Jason Aldean - Dirt Road Anthem
https://youtu.be/Lb9q1ScC4cg

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (mZUr4)

303 It's a shame. In my minds eye I had constructed an image of black Leather high heeled boots And a matching whip.

Someone brought up Lacing and the boots became Doc Martens.

Damn my practicality!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (nXYKo)

304 Yes - Tormado

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2021 09:43 PM (KZzsI)
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Tormato, maybe?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 10:08 PM (10k4Q)

305 800B

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 10:08 PM (oEn12)

306 Jen Psaki reminds me of someone. Took awhile but I finally figured it out. She looks like Eric Stoltz if he decided to go MtF.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 10:08 PM (gnnAg)

307 My kids not only want nothing to do with a stick shift, they want self driving cars.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 08, 2021 09:59 PM (+DuYv)

Well, considering they were raised by a fan of electric cars, what do you expect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (IZvot)

308 290 REDACTED, silly question but how did you find the logging truck? I'm assuming they're not posting on Autotrader or such.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (ACi07)

just a local firm. losta of loggers in the Berkshires

think it was in the shoppers guide

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (uCLWI)

309 MARKETING NOTE

Lunatics are crazy people, but it's classier and you can charge more if you spell it "Lunatique".

Posted by: Miklosque at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

310 Gref

That playbook worked with HIV. Sure the real victims died in droves, but the heterosexuals were scared stiff.

And there was Fauci leading the fear charge.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (Pj1B0)

311 It turns from a building into a robot.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Josh at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (0MO+G)

312 I drive a manual transmission in Seattle.

Not a problem.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:10 PM (U2p+3)

313 268 >>> 254 Helena Handbasket, come over and I will teach you to drive a stick shift.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 09:57 PM (zENn/)

I can do that.... in fact I'm going to need to visit some time before the MoMee because I have some goodies for you.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 10:00 PM (ACi07)


I made both my kids learn to drive a stick shift before they were allowed to learn to drive an automatic transmission.

One of the smarter things I did as a parent.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 08, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

314 - A Nigerian University found Ivermectin causes sterility in men.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 08, 2021 10:01 PM (wvgUp)

Did they cover all modalities?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:10 PM (IZvot)

315 800B
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby

I hope the "B" is for boobs

Posted by: Miklos, adhering to protocol at September 08, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

316 Lunatics are crazy people, but it's classier and you can charge more if you spell it "Lunatique".
Posted by: Miklosque at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe
https://youtu.be/uqUa_G1h3pw

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:11 PM (mZUr4)

317 Ahhh, my old ride, a 2006 V6 RAV4 was about to cost me more money than it was worth to bring it up to spec, so I bought a new car a few weeks back.
As I'm not sure how long the good lord has me walking this earthly realm, I treated myself to a tricked out Mazda CX -30 Turbo.
Damn hard to come by, but the dealer had just taken delivery of said beast, and I wasn't going to miss an opportunity. Easiest sale they made that month I'm sure.
I knew what the RAV was worth in trade, and I got a reasonable deal on the purchase according to KBB, and Edmonds.
They were happy , I was thrilled...
There is a certain joy in getting a new car, especially one you actually will enjoy driving. It's been since before my kids were born that I've had a fun car to drive.

I'm sure my attorney will earn his keep handling the speeding to keys that are bound to come my way.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 08, 2021 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)

318 >>305 800B
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 10:08 PM (oEn12)


I'm pretty dense. I'm looking at the photo thinking: B cups? Is that the joke?


Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 08, 2021 10:11 PM (O6DoG)

319 A T800-B?

Arnold, what were you injecting?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 10:12 PM (Pj1B0)

320 I had a Saab 900 stick, Mazda 526 stick and a Cutlass Supreme stick. Not because I love a stick. It was strictly financial. Though the Cutlass was fun to drive.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 10:12 PM (2DOZq)

321 >>> Settle down, Beavis. My post was a joke.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:47 PM (Ckg4U)


Yeah, I assumed. No, like I said, this was a few nights ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:12 PM (sqH0x)

322 >>> 293 Helena Handbasket, I've got a six speed and a jillion miles of dirt roads we can use.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 10:05 PM (zENn/)

{{{Ben Had}}} is the bestest


Thanks REDACTED, I'll check the local papers here.


I'd better drop off before I fall asleep on the keyboard.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 10:13 PM (ACi07)

323 Mazda 626. Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)

324 I love driving manual but it got to be a real pita on all the hills around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Become one with the E-Brake.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:04 PM (0MO+G)

I drove my '54 Studebaker Champion coupe up some of the steepest hills in Frisco. No problem at all, thanks to the Hill Holder feature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:13 PM (IZvot)

325 In the mid 60's, I used to drive one of my granddads F5 stake beds around the countryside and even to Dallas farmers market, full of loupes

was a lot of fun for a kid

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 10:14 PM (uCLWI)

326 I'm pretty dense. I'm looking at the photo thinking: B cups? Is that the joke?


Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 08, 2021 10:11 PM (O6DoG)

BOOB

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 10:14 PM (2DOZq)

327 I learned to drive on a 1980 Chevy bl*zer. Three in the tree.

I thought my father hated me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)

328 Thank You all for a great evening but I gotta throw this old body in the bed. I am so looking forward to seeing so many of you in Texas real soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 10:15 PM (zENn/)

329 Helena Handbasket, I've got a six speed and a jillion miles of dirt roads we can use.
Posted by: Ben Had


Learning to drive farm vehicles on back roads is like post grad driving school.

Posted by: Josh at September 08, 2021 10:15 PM (0MO+G)

330 *on the tree.

Autocucumbered again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)

331 Did they cover all modalities?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yes! And remained blessed too!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 10:16 PM (mD/uy)

332

Every vehicle the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z has ever owned unto the present day has had a manual transmission... Every. single. one...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:16 PM (ymfLu)

333 Miklos, adding $10 to the price of this menu item, 'cause Classy

Michelin Guide says?

Two Stars.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 10:17 PM (nXYKo)

334 MisHum is coming to the TX MoMee in 2022???

Uh oh. I wanna be there too. Better wear some chain mail...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

335 Picture you upon my knee
B for boobs and boobs for B

Posted by: T for 2 at September 08, 2021 10:18 PM (gnnAg)

336 In about 10 years we'll be all driving 30 and 40 year old cars like they do in Cuba, and for the same reason. Communism.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at September 08, 2021 10:18 PM (tEsMf)

337 "It causes sterility" that's a counter to the "vaccines cause sterility". BlueAnon only ever thinks of QAnon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 10:18 PM (ybIRR)

338 Prof. Dr. Herr von Doofmeister-

I have figured out that I have to buy another car just to listen to music in!

And thanks again. That thumb drive might one dat be the Monastery of Iona in preserving music during the Dark Times.

Posted by: Monastically inclined New Wave Country Blues Head Banger Jangly GuitarMiklos at September 08, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

339 Flatville: we'll be driving newer cars but have to use the Dark Web to learn how to keep them running.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

340 &OO&
b00b
B00B
8OO8

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 10:19 PM (oEn12)

341 I got a job in a Lowe's lumber yard / warehouse when I was 16. One day the manager asked if I could drive the flat bed lumber truck as they needed it at a job site across town to return some product. I said sure and was given the directions. Anyway I jumped into the truck and saw this extension on the stick with a red button. Had no clue how to operate though I had heard of of a split shift. Lucky no one was around as I learned on the fly.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

342 In about 10 years we'll be all driving 30 and 40 year old cars like they do in Cuba, and for the same reason. Communism.
Posted by: Flatville Bill


Yep, and just like there, a whole cottage industry will spring up to keep em running.

Posted by: Josh at September 08, 2021 10:19 PM (0MO+G)

343 Lunatics are crazy people, but it's classier and you can charge more if you spell it "Lunatique".
Posted by: Miklosque at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe
https://youtu.be/uqUa_G1h3pw
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:11 PM (

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Class it up a little, pal. This is an elite blog. "Lunatique Fringè."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:20 PM (FvCkv)

344 Hi ONT
For anyone who has ever said we should try to understand these people, or work it out
Well what the Fuck did it do for you?
I always stayed clear of these motherfuckers
I always knew how shitty they were
God Help Us!!!

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:20 PM (uWOL7)

345 Dang!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:20 PM (0MO+G)

346 Here's what I'm talking about:

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at September 03, 2021 05:13 PM (f9z5j)

https://bit.ly/3BTK4Wj

If they were joking it was a weird dumb joke. And I know weird dumb jokes. Probably just their version of a magnum opus. Don't know.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:21 PM (sqH0x)

347 I drive a manual transmission in Seattle.

Not a problem.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:10 PM (U2p+3)

I never had a problem either except one day i was behind one of the raghead taxi drivers. Damned near burned my clutch out completely.
Friggin asshat.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 10:21 PM (axyOa)

348 lousagirl!

How are you, love?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:21 PM (U2p+3)

349 My guess is that the prices won't be dropping.

They don’t have to. “Just walk out” is worth it. I don’t shop Whole Foods (they only allow criminals to carry concealed in their Texas stores) but I drive out of my way to go to the stores that let me just scan my purchases, drop them in my shopping bag, and avoid the cashier or the self-service scanner.

It isn’t literally “just walk out”. I do have to scan a QR code just past the self-service checkout before paying. But it is a huge timesaver and makes shopping a lot nicer.

When I was a Sam’s Club member several years ago, it really was “just walk out”. Which, given how long most people take to go through checkout there, was also something I appreciated.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2021 10:21 PM (CX3cf)

350 Michelin Guide says?

Two Stars.

Posted by: Pete Bog

Add another $30

Michelin stars have an exponential effect.

Posted by: Miklos, trailer park Zagat at September 08, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

351 Pete Bog, we need to check the seasoning required for Buffalo calf fries to keep Duncanthrax happy.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 10:22 PM (zENn/)

352 Hi ONT
For anyone who has ever said we should try to understand these people, or work it out
Well what the Fuck did it do for you?
I always stayed clear of these motherfuckers
I always knew how shitty they were
God Help Us!!!
Posted by: lousagirl


Well, thank goodness your take seems to be the prevailing view amongst us.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:23 PM (0MO+G)

353 >>>I drove my '54 Studebaker Champion coupe up some of the steepest hills in Frisco. No problem at all, thanks to the Hill Holder feature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:13 PM (IZvot)
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Is that, simultaneously, heel on the brake and toe on the accelerator?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:23 PM (iXLWn)

354 I learned to drive on a 1980 Chevy bl*zer. Three in the tree.

I thought my father hated me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)

Gee. An '80 Bl*zer with 3 on the tree would be an odd duck, for sure. Three on the tree was well-nigh extinct by that date. I remember seeing one of the "Iranian" Chevelles that had been slated to be shipped to Iran. Then the hostage crisis hit, and they were sold locally. They had 3 on the tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:23 PM (IZvot)

355 insty has an interesting article about how China can not feed itself, something to think about

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 10:24 PM (bTQ72)

356 Hey and yup lousagirl!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

357 I am blame for trying to be the nice girl, I am to blame for just ignoring this shit and trying to make life better for my daughter and grandbabies, I should have had my fat ass at school board meetings, or even running for office and telling these psycho assholes to kiss my ass

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:24 PM (uWOL7)

358 VCR story has errors. You just use the three RCA hookups and select that input in settings. There are still used VCRs on eBay and I remember when you couldn't get turntables so once the supply dries up somebody will make them again. I have a zillion, I used to buy them for a dollar apiece at Goodwill when everyone was dumping them for CDs. I have just about every movie I ever liked. Except for the worn out kids ones, they all play fine. I also have most of the classic rock I like on CD, which I got cheap when people went digital. Advantages of not caring about latest tech or new media.

Posted by: Misread as at September 08, 2021 10:24 PM (3/XaG)

359 310 Gref

That playbook worked with HIV. Sure the real victims died in droves, but the heterosexuals were scared stiff.

And there was Fauci leading the fear charge.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2021 10:09 PM (Pj1B0)


I maintain that this is one of the big reasons that the Western fertility rate is plummeting, and probably a contributing cause of the younger generations' love of the new sexual alphabet.

Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2021 10:24 PM (UewuT)

360 I never had a problem either except one day i was behind one of the raghead taxi drivers. Damned near burned my clutch out completely.
Friggin asshat.
Posted by: Diogenes

Almost every such taxi driver I have dealt with in the USA claimed to have a Ph.D. or something in something.

Posted by: Miklos, older but no wiser at September 08, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

361 Howdy, Lousagirl! Hope you are enjoying your new digs. I think about you when we pass through your fair city.

Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2021 10:25 PM (6RgRK)

362 There is a certain joy in getting a new car, especially one you actually will enjoy driving.

Heh. I was just reading a review of the Mazda Miata, and trying to justify that as my next car. But almost all of my driving is long distance. If I had room for two cars, but I’d lose the workshop side of my garage. And even worse, have to clean it out.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2021 10:25 PM (CX3cf)

363 Is that, simultaneously, heel on the brake and toe on the accelerator?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:23 PM (iXLWn)

No. It was an actual mechanical device, a check valve in the brake hydraulic line, that retained whatever brake pressure was used to stop the car, as long as you were on an upgrade, and had the clutch pedal depressed. Release the clutch pedal to resume forward motion, and the brakes release as the clutch takes up. Slicker than owl snot.

Subaru has adopted it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:26 PM (IZvot)

364 we need to check the seasoning required for Buffalo calf fries to keep Duncanthrax happy.
Posted by: Ben Had

We can crowd source this one. Outside my realm of expertise.

But I'm sure we will have a ball trying them.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 10:26 PM (nXYKo)

365 One of the worst things you can do to Novak Djokovic is take a set from him.

He just goes into Terminator mode where he doesn't make an unforced error for the next two sets.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (5We2S)

366 Oh , hi qdpsteve my iPad still has your nic in it haha
Hi nurse ratched
Hi Ben
Sorry
Been avoiding the news all day and kaplow

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (uWOL7)

367 Late to the party, but this is pretty good.

https://tinyurl.com/4zjbts33

Yes, realize this is just happy talk and everything is doom forever, but I thought it was worth mentioning.

Now back to our regularly scheduled defeatism:
Nothing matters, we are all done, hope is an illusion, struggle is a waste, trying is a step on the road to failure, everything is written, the future is set, we are all meant to be slaves, best to submit, dying on a pile of brass is just dying early and loud, submission releases your worries, accept the fate of your kind, failure is more than an option - it is our destiny, our fate.

Right, now that I got *that* out of the way (so many seem to need a good dose of defeatist gloom, like a tablespoon of cod liver oil to keep them regular) go look at my link. There are a lot of information streams out there beyond the MSM. Just saying.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (lImFe)

368 Eons ago I helped an RFID expert put on some lectures about the technology and its future applications. One of the things we discussed was future stores where everything had a tag, no clerks, no checkout lines. AMZN may be asshoe but it's interesting to see this becoming reality.

Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (UewuT)

369 Damn, Sophia Loren really was a smoke show back in the day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (VwHCD)

370 Late but: Doof, maybe. My schedule is a bit different from normal folk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (z4k8L)

371 Dang!
Posted by: Some Rat

Dang! was the powdered drink mix brand sold with Kaboom!

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at September 08, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

372
insty has an interesting article about how China can not feed itself, something to think about
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Can they get food from Afghanistan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

373 I absolutely LOVE OK
I would not live in lv nv for a trillion dollars

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:28 PM (uWOL7)

374 368 Eons ago I helped an RFID expert put on some lectures about the technology and its future applications. One of the things we discussed was future stores where everything had a tag, no clerks, no checkout lines. AMZN may be asshoe but it's interesting to see this becoming reality.
Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (UewuT)

Oddly, I am currently supervising a project to label packaging with RFID tags for an automotive manufacturer.

You don't wanna know how many people I have already had to fire or write up for attendance. Or how much the labels cost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (z4k8L)

375 If you ever visit American Greatness blog, make *sure* to decline notifications. They hammer you with them in the middle of the night and keep waking up your baby, and if you unsubscribe, they don't care. You'll have to keep your phone in the bathroom at night like me. They should call it American Lateness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (FvCkv)

376 >>>I should have had my fat ass at school board meetings, or even running for office and telling these psycho assholes to kiss my ass

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:24 PM (uWOL7)
------------------

VOTE lousagirl, VOTE OUT psycho assholes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (iXLWn)

377 Late but: Doof, maybe. My schedule is a bit different from normal folk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (z4k8L)

You inferring that I'm NORMAL???

No trip planned as of now. Will let you know next time I'm visiting

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

378 lousagirl, OK's not Californicated?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

379 My schedule is a bit different from normal folk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Define "normal"

Mind you, this is the ONT.

Posted by: Miklos expects you to show your work at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)

380 P.S.:
Happy & Day.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 08, 2021 09:28

Good to see you here Slap. Give me holler sometime. Say hi to Mom & Dad and that PIA doggie, forget his name.

Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (55Qr6)

381 Can they get food from Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

Afghanistan: the bread basket of exactly nowhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:30 PM (IZvot)

382 Afghanistan is a bread basket if by 'bread' you mean bullets, death and Islamic fundamentalism.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

383 You know you want to celebrate. &&...

Three Dog Night -- Celebrate

https://youtu.be/kXI6CdTVJ-0

Dance to the music. Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (F0YaR)

384 373 I absolutely LOVE OK
I would not live in lv nv for a trillion dollars
Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:28 PM (uWOL7)

Hmmm, I could stand to live in Las Vegas for a trillion. Do a fallout new vegas thing with a Lucky 38.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (z4k8L)

385

Shifting gears is not rocket surgery... This heel-toe technique seems unnecessary to me -- I've never driven a vehicle that I couldn't hold on a hill with just the clutch and accelerator alone!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (jYRWy)

386 Almost every such taxi driver I have dealt with in the USA claimed to have a Ph.D. or something in something.

Met one in NYC who claimed to have been a Colonel in Saddams Air Force. Even showed us his ID. Details were lacking but his love of this country was apparent. Showed us pictures of his two daughters as well. Pretty hot and non hijabed

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (nXYKo)

387 A friend on the West Bank, across from New Orleans, just got her power back today. From the Entergy map it looks like Algiers is back as well ... thinkin' that is where Wolfus lives. ... A guy that hunts up here may have lost his house, from second hand sources ... I haven't heard from him, but that was close to the eye. ... Old Uncle Joe will surely drop a few billion from helicopters for them all ... or maybe only for vaccinated Dems and illegals.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (Cus5s)

388 Define "normal"

Mind you, this is the ONT.
Posted by: Miklos expects you to show your work at September 08, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)

And I am posting from work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (z4k8L)

389 I remember and like louisagirl.

Now see?

We can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos, reasonably content at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

390 Braenyard

That is my platform

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (uWOL7)

391 Well, a mammogram saved my life this year. They found breast cancer and I went through the whole shebang. I'm 45. Ladies go get your mammos!

Posted by: sassy at September 08, 2021 10:32 PM (xSICi)

392 No. It was an actual mechanical device, a check valve in the brake hydraulic line, that retained whatever brake pressure was used to stop the car, as long as you were on an upgrade, and had the clutch pedal depressed. Release the clutch pedal to resume forward motion, and the brakes release as the clutch takes up. Slicker than owl snot.

Subaru has adopted it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:26 PM (IZvot)


My mazda 6 with the 6speed manual has that. When I picked the car up from the dealer I was on a hill at a light. I took my foot off the brake and the car didn't roll backwards. I was thinking wtf, are the brakes hanging up? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2021 10:32 PM (VwHCD)

393 367
DOOM
MOOD
MOOB
BOOB

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:32 PM (oEn12)

394 Shifting gears is not rocket surgery... This heel-toe technique seems unnecessary to me -- I've never driven a vehicle that I couldn't hold on a hill with just the clutch and accelerator alone!
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (jYRWy)

My sister could too. And then she burned the clutch in mom's car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:32 PM (z4k8L)

395 Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe
https://youtu.be/uqUa_G1h3pw
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:11 PM (

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Class it up a little, pal. This is an elite blog. "Lunatique Fringè."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:20 PM (FvCkv)

Duly noted!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:32 PM (mZUr4)

396 qdpsteve

My part of OK is AWESOME

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:33 PM (uWOL7)

397 Apple keeps reminding me that I haven't installed 'wallet' yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:33 PM (iXLWn)

398 Afghanistan is a bread basket if by 'bread' you mean bullets, death and Islamic fundamentalism.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

Also heroin, graft, and child-rape. Those, along with inbreeding and illiteracy are the Five Pillars of Islam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:33 PM (FvCkv)

399 Sassy, great news!!
lousagirl, also great news!!

I have family who might eventually go to Nebraska. Hope it's also un-Californicated. (I assume I'd just need to stay out of Omaha.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

400 DOOM
MOOD
MOOB
BOOB
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby

Ontdoku

Posted by: Miklos, typing with chopsticks like they taught me at September 08, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

401 Lunatique?

From Imdb:
Lunatique is a sci-fi shortfilm about a lonely woman who fights daily for survival in a post apocalyptic world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:34 PM (z4k8L)

402 Braenyard, tell 'em you'll sign up if they pinky swear never to cut off your funds for being white and conservative. Of course they won't go for it but...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

403 -- I've never driven a vehicle that I couldn't hold on a hill with just the clutch and accelerator alone!
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (jYRWy)
------------

sniff, sniff, is something burning?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (iXLWn)

404 Also the third album of some french dame.*

*'Dame' is a cool word we should work back into common usage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (z4k8L)

405 Dance to the music. Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (F0YaR)

But where's the doom? And the gloom? And the doomy gloomy?

Can we get an early 1980's Elvira to make the gloom really "lively" (and hot)?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (lImFe)

406 Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:28 PM (uWOL7)

Howdy Lousagirl -- a while back you called me your favorite moron.

You also called me "Door".

Pretty sure there was some alcohol involved!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (mZUr4)

407 "How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apa­thy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property- either as a child, a wife, or a concubine -must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men."

Bolding by me, quote from Winston Churchill

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (IZvot)

408 Prof. Dr. Herr von Doofmeister-

I have figured out that I have to buy another car just to listen to music in!

And thanks again. That thumb drive might one dat be the Monastery of Iona in preserving music during the Dark Times.

Posted by: Monastically inclined New Wave Country Blues Head Banger Jangly GuitarMiklos at September 08, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

Plenty more where that came from!

What have you listened to so far?

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)

409 I have a riding lawn mower
I love it
I can just get out on my property like a farmer and ignore all the bullshit for at least two hours

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:37 PM (uWOL7)

410 lousagirl, sounds like you got a ranch.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Bolding by me, quote from Winston Churchill
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (IZvot)

That was young Winston, too. Kitchener campaign, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:37 PM (FvCkv)

412 The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property- either as a child, a wife, or a concubine -must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men."

Bolding by me, quote from Winston Churchill
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (IZvot)

Contrast with Christianity- which gained traction in Rome for it's open acceptance of women, slaves- anyone. As long as you believed.

But somehow all cultures are equal. *spit*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:38 PM (z4k8L)

413 393 367
DOOM
MOOD
MOOB
BOOB
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:32 PM (oEn12)

The DOOM
in the GLOOM
Stays in
Ace's ROOM.

(By George, I think they've got it!)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:38 PM (lImFe)

414 Nice pic, MisHum. Makes me sad for what is gone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

415 Of course Doof
I like my beer

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:38 PM (uWOL7)

416 Twitter has once again suspended my account if do not delete a tweet they claim threatened someone with violence. I'm at a loss as to who was threatened since the subject in question was hypothetical. Apparently, some animals are more equal than others and their psychosis must be indulged.

The tweet:
@AOC A 'trans man' who still has the equipment to menstruate is just a mentally ill woman with commitment issues.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 08, 2021 10:38 PM (AJKgl)

417 the thing is is defeatism is for losers, and incels

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 08, 2021 10:39 PM (K3ZCc)

418 sniff, sniff, is something burning?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM



Even at idle, the clutch will ordinarily hold a vehicle on a hill long enough to move one's foot from the brake to the accelerator -- which is but a fraction of a second!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:39 PM (jYRWy)

419 qdpsteve
Haha not quite
But hubby and I are pretty darn happy on our little piece of Heaven

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:39 PM (uWOL7)

420 *'Dame' is a cool word we should work back into common usage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (z4k8L)

There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)

421 The Lunatique is in the hall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 10:40 PM (63Dwl)

422 Plus that it demanded it's followers be better men (and women.) It actually went against the baser instincts and said 'here is the ideal, strive for it.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 10:40 PM (z4k8L)

423 If you're paused on a hill you should turn your steering wheel a bit so front wheels are not in line with rear.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:41 PM (oEn12)

424 "... Who is Don Lemon to lecture us on anything" -- MeAgain Kelly

-----

Black-nationalist, racist, gay, pedophile, sub-retarded IQ, post-birth-abortion-surviving, trans-questioning, mass-murdering, psychopathic lunatic?

Top of the victim totem hierarchy and odds-on favorite to win the next Nobel Peace Prize by virtue of simply, and unfortunately, continuing to breathe ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 08, 2021 10:41 PM (/z9fK)

425 Naked Woman Pulls Up In A Golf Cart During Armed Standoff In Florida

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Why don't my armed standoffs ever feature naked 28 year-old women in golf carts?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)

426 Even at idle, the clutch will ordinarily hold a vehicle on a hill long enough to move one's foot from the brake to the accelerator -- which is but a fraction of a second!
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:39 PM (jYRWy)

Those fractional seconds add up pretty quickly, if you have to do it repeatedly in stop-and-go traffic. And most clutches lack any real means of cooling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:42 PM (IZvot)

427 If you're paused on a hill you should turn your steering wheel a bit so front wheels are not in line with rear.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:41 PM



Now here is a helpful tip!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:42 PM (jYRWy)

428 There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)

There is nothing in the world
Like the silhouette
Of a Dame

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:42 PM (lImFe)

429 If you're paused on a hill you should turn your steering wheel a bit so front wheels are not in line with rear.
Posted by: v


that is not for driving

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 08, 2021 10:43 PM (K3ZCc)

430 Move to flatland. Easier driving.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

431 >>> Late to the party, but this is pretty good.

https://tinyurl.com/4zjbts33
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:27 PM (lImFe)


I like that guy's channel. I've seen him describe the problems in China before. I've never heard the term white monkey until I heard it from him. China doesn't GAF about any aspect of our white liberal's utopia feels.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:44 PM (sqH0x)

432 Dames!

https://tinyurl.com/5fs6hhzs

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:45 PM (lImFe)

433 There is nothing like a dam. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof


You got that right.

Posted by: Grand Coulee at September 08, 2021 10:45 PM (0MO+G)

434 Bolding by me, quote from Winston Churchill
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

A guy was arrested in London for quoting that a few years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/wmxh3dkh

Posted by: Miklos, typing with chopsticks like they taught me at September 08, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

435

The clutch on my Harley-Davidson Sportster seemed indestructible! I slipped that thing regularly for much longer than was probably prudent and never had a problem...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:46 PM (zw3Q0)

436 If you're paused on a hill you should turn your steering wheel a bit so front wheels are not in line with rear.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:41 PM (oEn12)

Uh, that was the rule for parking on a hill. If there is a curb, turn you front wheels to the left, so that the right front will hit the curb, and stop the car from rolling should the parking brake give out. If no curb, turn front wheels to right, so car rolls into the ditch, not the traffic.

Do the opposite if parked on a downgrade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:46 PM (IZvot)

437 336 In about 10 years we'll be all driving 30 and 40 year old cars like they do in Cuba, and for the same reason. Communism.

I already drive nothing but 20-50 year old cars, and don't plan to do anything in the foreseeable future but look for a very nice low mileage Town Car when the market settles down a little, if it does. I live where rust doesn't happen, and despise modern vehicles. You can't fix them or see out of them and peak technology was reached in the late 90s for practical car usage. I get low to mid 20s on the freeway, the ride is smooth, and I don't need to win drag or road races. All the tech gimmicks I ever need are on my phone.

Posted by: Misread as at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (3/XaG)

438 There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof

Especially the great ones!

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (KAi1n)

439 Posted by: Epobirs at September 08, 2021 10:38 PM (AJKgl)

"Microaggressions" quickly morphed into "words are violence and literally murder the oppressed snowflakes" if you haven't been paying attention.

Same reason the CEO of tripwire got ousted by those cocksuckers because he dared to make one statement that wasn't commie bs.

Posted by: Sjg at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (gDSJf)

440 There is nothing like a dam. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof


You got that right.
Posted by: Grand Coulee at September 08, 2021 10:45 PM (0MO+G)

------------

Move over, poseur.

Posted by: Hoover at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)

441 There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)

There is nothing in the world
Like the silhouette
Of a Dame
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:42 PM (lImFe)

2 dudes referencing the musical South Pacific on this here smart military blog. Go figure!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (mZUr4)

442 Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:44 PM (sqH0x)

Him and his pal Winston (serpentza) clued me into a lot of things a few months before I started hearing those terms elsewhere on the internet. I'm not saying they are always right, they just open a different window to look through when trying to understand a historically isolationist and xenophobic land.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:48 PM (lImFe)

443 What have you listened to so far?
Posted by: Doof

I have been trying a kind of music merge of everything.

But the convertible goes back to the shop next week, and I refuse to listen to anything unless in car with top down!

Posted by: Musically Inclined Miklos at September 08, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

444
A 1967 Shelby GT500 found in a barn gets appraised.

https://youtu.be/-PebxokXOzs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 10:48 PM (/U27+)

445 436 yeah it's not a rule but it helps you not roll straight back into the car behind you in traffic

Like on a grocery cart

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:49 PM (oEn12)

446 My 5yo loaned me a stuffed animal to cuddle with. He's a sweetie.

I know how to drive a stick in theory, but I've never done it because I haven't had access to a car with a manual transmission since before I was old enough to drive. So I've never had the chance to actually drive a manual.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2021 10:49 PM (8548M)

447 Move over, poseur.
Posted by: Hoover


I don't like it where I am, think I'll move.

Posted by: Three Gorges at September 08, 2021 10:49 PM (0MO+G)

448 Haven't heard anything about Three Gorges lately.

Posted by: Gorges George at September 08, 2021 10:50 PM (63Dwl)

449 Strange, I never have to worry about fentanyl-laced bourbon

Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2021 10:50 PM (EughT)

450 Djokovic now two sets to one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 10:51 PM (5We2S)

451 Goodnight all been a minute since I dropped by
and so glad yall still here
Some good things still remain
God Bless

Posted by: lousagirl at September 08, 2021 10:51 PM (uWOL7)

452 yeah it's not a rule but it helps you not roll straight back into the car behind you in traffic

Like on a grocery cart
Posted by: v


this is just wrng it is what is referred to as unknowldge.

there is no reasn to do this

who was it that told you this?

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 08, 2021 10:51 PM (K3ZCc)

453 The Lunatique is in the hall.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

And balls to the Wall

Posted by: Le Circque de Soleil das Morons at September 08, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

454 I refuse to listen to anything unless in car with top down!

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving fast and listening to loud music.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2021 10:52 PM (CX3cf)

455 444
A 1967 Shelby GT500 found in a barn gets appraised.

https://youtu.be/-PebxokXOzs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 10:48 PM (/U27+)

---------

With original Polyglas bias ply tires. It must handle like a dream.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 10:52 PM (VxC1e)

456

GEOTUS, interviewed on Gutfeld, endorses taking the vaxxine, and yet again, as always, with the disclaimer in acknowledgement of the freedom to not take it...

God, I love this man!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:52 PM (zw3Q0)

457 436 yeah it's not a rule but it helps you not roll straight back into the car behind you in traffic

Like on a grocery cart
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:49 PM (oEn12)

So you'll just roll into another lane or off the side of a hill then?

If you're worried about rolling back, just let the clutch bite and then move your foot from the brake to the gas.

Posted by: Sjg at September 08, 2021 10:53 PM (gDSJf)

458 436 yeah it's not a rule but it helps you not roll straight back into the car behind you in traffic

Like on a grocery cart
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:49 PM (oEn12)

Right. Instead of rolling into the car behind you, you roll into the other lane, and hit something else instead. Or you forget to straighten the wheel when starting out, and do an unexpected lane change.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:53 PM (IZvot)

459 there is no reasn to do this

who was it that told you this?
Posted by: confederatefifth

NONE OF THIS HELPS

Posted by: Fatass in one of those store scooters at September 08, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

460 What have you listened to so far?
Posted by: Doof

I have been trying a kind of music merge of everything.

But the convertible goes back to the shop next week, and I refuse to listen to anything unless in car with top down!
Posted by: Musically Inclined Miklos at September 08, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Ummm - Did you at least view the thumb drive on your computer? There's QUITE a bit of stuff on there. Gonna take a LOT of driving to get through it all!!

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:54 PM (mZUr4)

461 Strange, I never have to worry about fentanyl-laced bourbon
Posted by: Chuck C


Funny, being normal, people now think of as extraordinary.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:54 PM (0MO+G)

462 A local El Paso, TX TV news station reports, without laughing, that a Nigerian study (that's right, a Nigerian study) shows that 85% of all men become sterile using Ivermectin...
This is where we are now, at the bottom of a news crews' drunken hobo fuck pile, screaming for help and no one is coming except more drunken horny hobos...
Posted by: Boswell at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (5iUNf)


Someone said that the SOP for the CIA was to have someone in an African capital put an article in the main paper, that would be picked up by AP or UPI or similar, and then show up in US papers, and so drive narratives without the embarrassment of violating the "no action within the US" rules.

However it wasnt IVMT that does it, I think, it was the Gates tetanus shot that made girls sterile.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 10:54 PM (HG00O)

463 God, I love this man!
Posted by: Zettai

Well, I..uh...

Oh

That was about Trump

Never mind

Posted by: Miklos, improperly inappropriate at September 08, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

464 There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world.

Posted by: Doof

Especially the great ones!
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (KAi1n)

Took me a minute. Lol

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:55 PM (mZUr4)

465 Pandemic Porn has to have run it's course by now. I don't even listen anymore. 24X7 hype. All fake. All the time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2021 10:07 PM (BFigT)


Heard someone rather optimistically say that they couldn't keep moving the goalposts because eventually they will run out of stadium.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 10:56 PM (HG00O)

466 news station reports, without laughing, that a Nigerian study (that's right, a Nigerian study) shows that 85% of all men become sterile using Ivermectin...
This is where we are now, at the bottom of a news crews' drunken hobo fuck pile, screaming for help and no one is coming except more drunken horny hobos...
Posted by: B





that was funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 08, 2021 10:56 PM (K3ZCc)

467

I suspect that the technique turning the steering wheel to one side when holding on a hill might divert some the force pulling the vehicle back making starting out again easier -- ??

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:56 PM (zw3Q0)

468 I found this a while back, a neat story:

The Black Ghost: Street Racing Legend - 1970 Dodge Challenger 426 Hemi Documentary

https://youtu.be/Jd0io1zktqI

A good story about a car but more about family.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (sqH0x)

469 until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men."
Bolding by me, quote from Winston Churchill
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 10:35

Wow, great post AOP. Winston was a wise one. Can you imagine a debate between Churchill and Obama re: Islam?i

Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (55Qr6)

470 Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving fast and listening to loud music.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2021 10:52 PM (CX3cf)

This is true. I recommend AC/DC such as Thunderstruck and Shoot to Thrill. If you are in love with drum solos Golden Earring's Radar Love is not to be missed.

And if you are into industrial then Sisters of Mercy's Floodland with This Corrosion, Dominion, or Lucretia is awesome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (lImFe)

471 She wouldn't beat you, she would shoot you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

or at least pepper spray you...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (y7zkd)

472 I suspect that the technique turning the steering wheel to one side when holding on a hill might divert some the force pulling the vehicle back making starting out again easier -- ??
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:56 PM (zw3Q0)

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I was told there would be no physics in this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

473 But... Once you've already been defeated, defeatism is called "realism." You're fucked over. You're not going to unfuck your fucked up shit, because that ship has sailed. Just move on to the next thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:58 PM (FvCkv)

474 436 yeah it's not a rule but it helps you not roll straight back into the car behind you in traffic

Like on a grocery cart

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 08, 2021 10:49 PM




There ya go! I should have to try this the next time I'm out!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:58 PM (zw3Q0)

475 32 Gee, a new F150 is going for $29K...

On our way to Zimbabwe Dollars

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (y7zkd)

476 Pandemic Porn has to have run it's course by now. I don't even listen anymore. 24X7 hype. All fake. All the time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


SNORT! Just as Delta NATURALLY starts to wind down...TA DA! We got Mu/Moo the latest, greatest mutation...they will NEVER take their foot off your throat.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (0MO+G)

477 Did you at least view the thumb drive on your computer? There's QUITE a bit of stuff on there. Gonna take a LOT of driving to get through it all!!
Posted by: Doof

Oh yes!

But it's only a 20 minute drive to the lake beach.

Insufficient, but Progress Made

Posted by: Miklos, humming, wel actually singing along, but much New Musics here at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

478 Tires are interesting. I grew up when most tires were not radials and squealing sliding and burnouts were the standard...nothing really could corner without lots of drama and that's part of why the old car chases were so entertaining on film. I got a 71 Olds 98 last year and put radials on it that were equivalent to the stock size. Did absolutely nothing to the suspension, which is all stock. That car really doesn't corner any different than my 03 Town Car. It's all in the tires, I guess.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (3/XaG)

479 Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (sqH0x)

Was that your bread on last night's ONT??

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (mZUr4)

480 But... Once you've already been defeated, defeatism is called "realism." You're fucked over. You're not going to unfuck your fucked up shit, because that ship has sailed. Just move on to the next thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:58 PM (FvCkv)

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Tomorrow, tomorrow, it's only a day away.

Posted by: Little Orphan Annie at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (VxC1e)

481
However it wasnt IVMT that does it, I think, it was the Gates tetanus shot that made girls sterile.
Posted by: Kindltot


Try the three week quick start.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:00 PM (63Dwl)

482 I already drive nothing but 20-50 year old cars, and don't plan to do anything in the foreseeable future but look for a very nice low mileage Town Car when the market settles down a little, if it does. I live where rust doesn't happen, and despise modern vehicles. You can't fix them or see out of them and peak technology was reached in the late 90s for practical car usage. I get low to mid 20s on the freeway, the ride is smooth, and I don't need to win drag or road races. All the tech gimmicks I ever need are on my phone.

Posted by: Misread as at September 08, 2021 10:47 PM (3/XaG)


Ditto, except for the part about the Town Car.

Posted by: HTL at September 08, 2021 11:00 PM (7SBMg)

483 473 But... Once you've already been defeated, defeatism is called "realism." You're fucked over. You're not going to unfuck your fucked up shit, because that ship has sailed. Just move on to the next thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 10:58 PM (FvCkv)

Ain't over 'til we say it's over - The Taliban

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:00 PM (lImFe)

484 Insufficient, but Progress Made
Posted by: Miklos, humming, wel actually singing along, but much New Musics here at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

Whatever works for you! And those Waffle House ladies too, I guess

Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 11:01 PM (mZUr4)

485
These mutations are like Star Wars movies. A new one every year and each worse than the last.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 11:01 PM (/U27+)

486 It's all in the tires, I guess.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (3/XaG)

Tires are a huge part of it, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:01 PM (IZvot)

487 On our way to Zimbabwe Dollars
Posted by: Pikov Andropov


I can get a few BILLION Hungarian pengő.

BEST PRICE

Posted by: Miklos, knowing the, you know, the things at September 08, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

488
We got Mu/Moo the latest, greatest mutation...they will NEVER take their foot off your throat.
Posted by: Some Rat


Which (according to the "news") is totally resistant to vaccine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:02 PM (63Dwl)

489 It's all in the tires, I guess.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (3/XaG)

I would guess that bias-ply(?) bends way more than steel belted radials in a curve or turn, and the SBR can retain their shape better, letting more tread stay in contact with the road.

But that is just a guess.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:03 PM (lImFe)

490 Ain't over 'til we say it's over - The Taliban
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Gonna have to go with those guys on this one.

Posted by: The State Dept. at September 08, 2021 11:03 PM (0MO+G)

491 fyi, a plumber owns the nicest boat at the lake in 2021

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 11:03 PM (bTQ72)

492 Made a minor milestone on my dune buggy project. Got the first welds done to rejoin the two halves of my shortened VW floor pan. Everything appears to be square. Enough welding done for it to withstand being handled and flopped over to weld the bottom side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:04 PM (IZvot)

493 Which (according to the "news") is totally resistant to vaccine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The fifth booster and two masks will totally knock that thing on it's ass.

Posted by: The CDC at September 08, 2021 11:05 PM (0MO+G)

494 Made a minor milestone on my dune buggy project. Got the first welds done to rejoin the two halves of my shortened VW floor pan. Everything appears to be square. Enough welding done for it to withstand being handled and flopped over to weld the bottom side.

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I saw a Meyers Manx on the freeway tonight. I haven't seen one of those on the road in years. Decades, maybe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

495

*wonders if AOP is up to fashion bespoke personal war rigs...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:06 PM (ymfLu)

496 So, this Tripwire company is seriously pro-Death.

Good to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 08, 2021 11:07 PM (ufFY8)

497 495

*wonders if AOP is up to fashion bespoke personal war rigs...
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:06 PM (ymfLu)

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Technicals.

Ma deuce mounted on a pole bolted to the bed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:07 PM (VxC1e)

498 I would guess that bias-ply(?) bends way more than steel belted radials in a curve or turn, and the SBR can retain their shape better, letting more tread stay in contact with the road.

But that is just a guess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:03 PM (lImFe)

One huge difference between steel-belted radials and bias-ply tires? The weight of them. Steel-belted radials are damned heavy. And nearly all that extra weight is within a half inch of the outside diameter. Polar moment of inertia, can you do it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:08 PM (IZvot)

499 Which (according to the "news") is totally resistant to vaccine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:02 PM (63Dwl)


Which is why we must immediately get the shot for the original strain

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 11:10 PM (HG00O)

500 I recommend AC/DC such as Thunderstruck and Shoot to Thrill. If you are in love with drum solos Golden Earring's Radar Love is not to be missed.

Those are great choices. I’m also partial to Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper. And the occasional David Allan Coe.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2021 11:10 PM (CX3cf)

501 Tomorrow, tomorrow, it's only a day away.
Posted by: Little Orphan Annie

*Sandy gnaws off Annie's arms*

Posted by: Miklos, who had ro to hear that 47 times because he worked in a Theater at September 08, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

502
was Rose McGowan ever in Missouri with Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 11:10 PM (HG00O)

503 Ma deuce mounted on a pole bolted to the bed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:07 PM



I want a PaK 43 mounted on a Kübelwagen...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:11 PM (ymfLu)

504 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:57

TY Mikey. Thunderstruck might be what I need, to get up and move before bed.

Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 11:11 PM (55Qr6)

505 You have not run out of time to wish Bernie Sanders a happy birthday. He turned 80 today. You can still send him an e-card. Maybe we can go in together on an appropriate gift.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci, Prophet of Doom at September 08, 2021 11:12 PM (SmFPm)

506 such BS

Jen Psaki admits evacuation flights carrying US citizens out of Afghanistan are being blocked by Biden administration because they are also carrying 'hundreds of other people that they can't identify'

they brought 115,000 people out they have no idea who they are already

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 11:12 PM (bTQ72)

507 *wonders if AOP is up to fashion bespoke personal war rigs...
Posted by: Zettai

Sorry

I read that as "personal war wigs"

I really do apologize

Posted by: Miklos, as usual at September 08, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

508 *wonders if AOP is up to fashion bespoke personal war rigs...
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:06 PM (ymfLu)

Like a Weasel, maybe? Mine is almost this nice, and I had it out for run a few days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/35kc897w

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:13 PM (IZvot)

509 they brought 115,000 people out they have no idea who they are already
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 11:12 PM (bTQ72)

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They go on the "teeming refuse" bus bound for Tulsa at 12:45.

Thank you Emma Lazarus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:14 PM (VxC1e)

510 I'm looking at a new Hyundai Santa Fe and keeping my F-150 for camping.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:14 PM (iXLWn)

511 Got a whip, in my hand baby, and a girl, or a husky, at leather's end.

Posted by: Canadian Mounted, police force that works at September 08, 2021 11:14 PM (ufFY8)

512 You have not run out of time to wish Bernie Sanders a happy birthday. He turned 80 today. You can still send him an e-card. Maybe we can go in together on an appropriate gift.
Posted by: Anthony Fauci, Prophet of Doom at September 08, 2021 11:12 PM (SmFPm)

A huge kite, and 5000 feet of #30 piano wire?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:15 PM (IZvot)

513 I listened to Iron Maiden's new album and then chased it with Dio.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 11:15 PM (ybIRR)

514 Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 11:11 PM (55Qr6)

Happy to have helped!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:16 PM (lImFe)

515 https://tinyurl.com/35kc897w

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:13 PM



Envious... Want!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:16 PM (ymfLu)

516
wonders if AOP is up to fashion bespoke personal war rigs...
Posted by: Zettai


Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

517 they brought 115,000 people out they have no idea who they are already
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 08, 2021 11:12 PM (bTQ72)

Cue the cantina scene from the original Star Wars movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:17 PM (IZvot)

518 >>> Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (sqH0x)

Was that your bread on last night's ONT??
Posted by: Doof at September 08, 2021 10:59 PM (mZUr4)


Naw, that was was a monstrosity.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 11:17 PM (sqH0x)

519 The Alpha Centari variant will be almost as bad as the Omicron Persei variant.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 11:18 PM (ybIRR)

520 Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 11:15 PM (ybIRR)

Iron Maiden Ace's High is almost self-referential for this place.

REM Ages of You is also a good driver.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:18 PM (lImFe)

521 Bernie doesn't look a day over 92.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 11:19 PM (ybIRR)

522 519 The Alpha Centari variant will be almost as bad as the Omicron Persei variant.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 11:18 PM (ybIRR)

I am shocked that no one has mentioned the Delta Quadrant.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:19 PM (lImFe)

523 >>>A huge kite, and 5000 feet of #30 piano wire?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:15 PM (IZvot)
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You're on to something, Only multiple kites.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:19 PM (iXLWn)

524 I'm just waiting for the Andromeda strain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

525 521 Bernie doesn't look a day over 92.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 11:19 PM (ybIRR)

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At that age Leonid Brezhnev was still banging Russian supermodels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:21 PM (VxC1e)

526 Envious... Want!
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:16 PM (ymfLu)

It is a hoot to drive in the snow; very responsive to the steering levers. Fine on gravel or pavement, it will skid pretty readily. It is a bitch to steer on turf; the tracks refuse to skid. Understand that all tracked vehicles have to skid at least one track in order to steer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:21 PM (IZvot)

527 Another crazy Florida story from my neck of the woods. We seem to be getting a lot of those lately.

Posted by: Locarno at September 08, 2021 11:21 PM (3WLXg)

528 You have not run out of time to wish Bernie Sanders a happy birthday. He turned 80 today. You can still send him an e-card. Maybe we can go in together on an appropriate gift.
Posted by: Anthony Fauci, Prophet of Doom

A huge kite, and 5000 feet of #30 piano wire?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

A pair of one-way tickets to Havanna. I hear it's nice there this time of year. And he and his wife love the place sooooooooo much.

Or, a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 08, 2021 11:22 PM (tjZg/)

529 524 I'm just waiting for the Andromeda strain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

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Babies and hobos will be exempt from vaccination requirements.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:22 PM (VxC1e)

530 Shifting gears is not rocket surgery... This heel-toe technique seems unnecessary to me -- I've never driven a vehicle that I couldn't hold on a hill with just the clutch and accelerator alone!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:31 PM (jYRWy)


How's about when you were learning? Leaving a HS football game, xx years ago, I wasn't quite good enough on an uphill incline to avoid the police car directly behind me. Gave him a little bump.

Cars, those days, were built a little moar durably. We got out, took a look, he bitched at me for a bit, and that was it. No damages to speak of.

I got better.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:22 PM (F0YaR)

531 A heated kidney-shaped pool.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:24 PM (VxC1e)

532 Babies and hobos will be exempt from vaccination requirements.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking Sterno.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 11:24 PM (SchxB)

533 I'm just waiting for the Andromeda strain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

That name's racist to the residents of the Andromeda Galaxy who have been systemically oppressed by white, Christian, American heterosexual men. Stop Andromedan-American & asteroid islander hate!

Posted by: Sjg at September 08, 2021 11:25 PM (gDSJf)

534
The Alpha Centari variant will be almost as bad as the Omicron Persei variant.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


The Ceti Alpha V variant plays havoc on the ears.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:25 PM (63Dwl)

535 Babies and hobos will be exempt from vaccination requirements.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)



Sorry, a little behind on the news. Just where are we with our vaccination of the homeless?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (0MO+G)

536 iirc Race drivers also use/used heel toe technique.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (iXLWn)

537 Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:22 PM (F0YaR)

Stick shift is defintiely an art paired with science, with art and skillful touch way first. Of course, so is parallel parking, but living in a series of two-flats in east Dearborn over five or so years trains you on that skill.

And based on my parking the other day, I still got that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:28 PM (lImFe)

538 Sorry, a little behind on the news. Just where are we with our vaccination of the homeless?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (0MO+G)

We have sent out mailers to their registered addresses, encouraging them to come in the for tghe shot, and included a coupon good for 3% off their property tax bill.

Posted by: Big Pharma at September 08, 2021 11:28 PM (IZvot)

539 >>> If you are in love with drum solos Golden Earring's Radar Love is not to be missed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 10:57 PM (lImFe)


I like the drum part in this:
Big Business - Another Fourth of July ... Ruined
https://youtu.be/2XP_JBohiFg

Just a cadence rhythm for marching but I like how it goes with the song.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 11:28 PM (sqH0x)

540 536 iirc Race drivers also use/used heel toe technique.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (iXLWn)

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F1 and Indy cars have automatic transmissions. No heel & toe required.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:28 PM (VxC1e)

541 iirc Race drivers also use/used heel toe technique.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (iXLWn)

I use the "heel and ho" technique, myself.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 08, 2021 11:29 PM (IZvot)

542 *wonders if AOP is up to fashion bespoke personal war rigs...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:06 PM (ymfLu)


If nothing else, we could barter him and his skillz for quite a few litres of gasoline.

That Humongus, he seems like a reasonable bloke.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:30 PM (F0YaR)

543 Sorry, a little behind on the news. Just where are we with our vaccination of the homeless?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (0MO+G)

Unless it's being advertized as free meth or fentanyl, absolutely nowhere.

Posted by: Sjg at September 08, 2021 11:30 PM (gDSJf)

544 I just want a little girl:

https://tinyurl.com/56hevpv6

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:31 PM (iXLWn)

545 A beautifully-restored Third Reich swizzle stick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:31 PM (VxC1e)

546 Sorry, a little behind on the news. Just where are we with our vaccination of the homeless?
Posted by: Some Rat
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We're not homeless anymore! Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: Border Jumpers at September 08, 2021 11:32 PM (bk3Sg)

547 ---------F1 and Indy cars have automatic transmissions. No heel & toe required.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:28 PM (VxC1e)
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What a world

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:32 PM (iXLWn)

548 A heated kidney-shaped pool.
Posted by: Cicero

I have pool-shaped kidneys

Well, one.

Svetlana is not returning my calls

Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Clampett at September 08, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

549 Unless it's being advertized as free meth or fentanyl, absolutely nowhere.
Posted by: Sjg


You may be on to something...however for Seattle throw in heroin.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:33 PM (0MO+G)

550 I have pool-shaped kidneys

Well, one.

Svetlana is not returning my calls
Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Clampett at September 08, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

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Maybe you have the wrong critters in your kidneys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:33 PM (VxC1e)

551 I always found that the key to driving a standard transmission was to learn how to keep the clutch always about halfway engaged. Let it all the way out when you want to go, let it slip when you're holding still. Yeah I was hell on clutches and always burned them out pretty quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2021 11:34 PM (WmVfO)

552 F1 and Indy cars have automatic transmissions. No heel & toe required.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:28 PM (VxC1e) [i/]

Fucking pussies.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:34 PM (F0YaR)

553 Djokovic into the semi-finals.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 11:34 PM (5We2S)

554 I just want a little girl:

Posted by: Braenyard

Thank Heaven

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at September 08, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

555 A pair of one-way tickets to Havanna. I hear it's nice there this time of year. And he and his wife love the place sooooooooo much.
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A nostalgic second honeymoon in Russia?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 11:35 PM (bk3Sg)

556 Stick shift is defintiely an art paired with science, with art and skillful touch way first. ...

Posted by: Mikey NTH -
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And if one rams 1st to 2nd without using the clutch there is a possibility of welding the two shafts inside the transmission together.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:35 PM (iXLWn)

557 Well, one.

Svetlana is not returning my calls
Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Clampett


Did they leave you in the tub, or kindly move you to the bed?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:36 PM (0MO+G)

558 I always found that the key to driving a standard transmission was to learn how to keep the clutch always about halfway engaged. Let it all the way out when you want to go, let it slip when you're holding still. Yeah I was hell on clutches and always burned them out pretty quickly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2021 11:34 PM (WmVfO)

If you learn to match your engine RPM to the driveline RPM, you can shift without the clutch. Pretty much SOP on both big rigs and motorcycles.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 08, 2021 11:36 PM (IZvot)

559
F1 and Indy cars have automatic transmissions. No heel & toe required.
Posted by: Cicero


Do they have to stop on a hill?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:36 PM (63Dwl)

560 Off. sock.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 08, 2021 11:37 PM (IZvot)

561 Hmmm... We're watching an old episode of Card Sharks. It's a dumb show, but it's fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 11:37 PM (FvCkv)

562 "they brought 115,000 people out they have no idea who they are already"

not to mention the 2 or 3 MILLION that have walked across the border already (or been flown in courtesy of Biden, direct from Guatemala, or points unknown. Team Biden is the Coyote escort service, terrorists are brought in freely as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 11:38 PM (Cus5s)

563 Do they have to stop on a hill?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 11:36 PM (63Dwl)

What ees this "stop" thing you speak of?

Posted by: Ettore Bugatti at September 08, 2021 11:38 PM (IZvot)

564

The driveway here at the palatial Zettaibunker is some distance uphill at a good incline... And when I taught the Elder Spawn to drive, he had to be able to creep the car up this hill without using the brake or the accelerator -- first gear, clutch only! -- before we went out on the road...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:38 PM (KxhEZ)

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (KxhEZ)

566 not to mention the 2 or 3 MILLION that have walked across the border already (or been flown in courtesy of Biden, direct from Guatemala, or points unknown. Team Biden is the Coyote escort service, terrorists are brought in freely as well.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 11:38 PM (Cus5s)

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Just think of them as the Steve Jobs of tomorrow,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (VxC1e)

567 Hmmm... We're watching an old episode of Card Sharks. It's a dumb show, but it's fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Game shows. Heh.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (0MO+G)

568 If you learn to match your engine RPM to the driveline RPM, you can shift without the clutch. Pretty much SOP on both big rigs and motorcycles.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 08, 2021 11:36 PM (IZvot)

yup, on high rev performance engines?

There are all kinds of games you can play.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (oHd/0)

569

Bugger me dead...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (KxhEZ)

570 sniff, sniff, is something burning?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (iXLWn)
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to get the traction, i'm riding the clutch,
my pressure plate is burning, that machine's too much

Posted by: redc1c4 in his 409 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (10k4Q)

571 Before you shift run rpms up so that when you engage the next gear you are in the power band.
(not below it)

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:40 PM (iXLWn)

572 shutting down everyone but the Little Old Lady from Pasadena

Posted by: redc1c4 in his 409 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 11:40 PM (10k4Q)

573 I saw Power Band open for The Dead Kennedys at The Whiskey in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)

574 uphill w/curb - lock left
uphill no curb - lock right
downhill either - lock right

98 ram 1500 sport 4x2, 5spd, 3.21 gear, 318, 270Kmiles, clear burned off all horizontal parts,
not for sale

Posted by: micky at September 08, 2021 11:41 PM (3byMq)

575
Fucking pussies.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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The fact is, AI could make faster laps, with no driver at all. At some point, it just becomes a computer program competition.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 11:41 PM (bk3Sg)

576 Before you shift run rpms up so that when you engage the next gear you are in the power band.
(not below it)

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:40 PM (iXLWn)
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so, double clutching?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 11:42 PM (10k4Q)

577 I'm never climbing into a kidney shaped pool... and I think I'll avoid ice filled bathtubs while I'm at it.

Watched Die Hard on tubi tonight. I was in the mood for an Xmas movie. Trying to decide on DH2 ------.

I can tell you how to use tubi commercial free, but then I'd have to kill you.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:42 PM (F0YaR)

578

I've never learnt to change gears without using the clutch...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:43 PM (KxhEZ)

579 565
Posted by: Zettai

Don't get no more pithier than that

Posted by: Miklos, Concise, clear and to the point at September 08, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

580 543 Sorry, a little behind on the news. Just where are we with our vaccination of the homeless?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:26 PM (0MO+G)

Unless it's being advertized as free meth or fentanyl, absolutely nowhere.
Posted by: Sjg at September 08, 2021 11:30 PM (gDSJf)

They could always use those air dart guns they used on the bears in Yellowstone Park in those Disney documentaries.

"Rick has a good overlook position above the ravine next to the highway bridge, There are many hoboes about, most unvaccinated."

"Rick selects a type 32 dart, he says it is good for long range and will deliver enough vaccine to make it count. He doesn't want to spook the herd. Right now the hobos are cooking cans of beans over fires and sing songs of the Big Rock Candy Mountain."

"The hobos are getting restless - is another predator in the area? Rick drops down, motions me to lay flat, fearing that I and the camera crew may have given him away, No, he gives me his field glasses. I can see...I can see a short, chubby, fuzzy figure running into the hobo jungle, it looks...it looks like an Ewok wielding a Golden Hobo Cull!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:43 PM (lImFe)

581 The fact is, AI could make faster laps, with no driver at all. At some point, it just becomes a computer program competition.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Fighter jets controlled from an AWACs...

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:44 PM (0MO+G)

582 Die Hard 2 was filmed at Stapleton. It's been redeveloped to house Californians now. It also has Dennis Franz in it. Die Hard 2, not Stapleton.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 11:45 PM (FvCkv)

583 so, double clutching?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 11:42 PM (10k4Q)

If you match RPM properly, no clutching at all. Double clutching is what you do when you have make a shift with RPM unmatched.

Posted by: Ettore Bugatti at September 08, 2021 11:45 PM (IZvot)

584 ---
so, double clutching?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 11:42 PM (10k4Q)
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Double clutching and speed shifting are polar opposites.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:45 PM (iXLWn)

585 to get the traction, i'm riding the clutch,
my pressure plate is burning, that machine's too much

Posted by: redc1c4 in his 409 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 11:39 PM (10k4Q)


Golden Earring lyrics?

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:46 PM (F0YaR)

586 Don't get no more pithier than that

Posted by: Miklos, Concise, clear and to the point at September 08, 2021 11:43 PM



Look again! There's an HTML close tag therein...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:46 PM (KxhEZ)

587 "Rick has a good overlook position above the ravine next to the highway bridge, There are many hoboes about, most unvaccinated."

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I'll send Jim in first to act as a decoy and see if he can draw them into the open.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 08, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)

588 I've never learnt to change gears without using the clutch...
Posted by: Zettai


Easier to learn on a non-syncro tranny. (who says I won't serve up a big fat one over the plate?)

Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:46 PM (0MO+G)

589 manual transmissins are slower and not as effective as autos these days.

the best use for manual, now, is downshifting.

Posted by: confederatefifth at September 08, 2021 11:48 PM (K3ZCc)

590 The clutch on my Harley-Davidson Sportster seemed indestructible! I slipped that thing regularly for much longer than was probably prudent and never had a problem...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 10:46 PM (zw3Q0)


What year was it? Unless it was ancient it probably had a wet clutch. Those clutches ran cooler, and you had to beat it merciless before it would show the smallest signs of things going wrong. Well, thats assuming it was adjusted right, meaning the internal adjustment, not the cable adjustment. If the internal is off you can burn it up sooner.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2021 11:48 PM (VwHCD)

591 "people that ride the clutch should not get health care"
Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 11:48 PM (Cus5s)

592 I'll send Jim in first to act as a decoy and see if he can draw them into the open.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at September 08, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)

Fuck! Not this again! (wearily pulls on ghillie suit disguised as giant Val-U-Rite bottle)

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 11:48 PM (IZvot)

593 582 Die Hard 2 was filmed at Stapleton. It's been redeveloped to house Californians now. It also has Dennis Franz in it. Die Hard 2, not Stapleton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 11:45 PM (FvCkv)

Special guest appearance by Brian Dennehy as the airport

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 08, 2021 11:48 PM (+I6Y/)

594 556 Stick shift is defintiely an art paired with science, with art and skillful touch way first. ...

Posted by: Mikey NTH -
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And if one rams 1st to 2nd without using the clutch there is a possibility of welding the two shafts inside the transmission together.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:35 PM (iXLWn)

I drove some pretty old stuff, so old I know what "double clutching" means.

Ask me how I know and I'll tell you what my dad told me after he revealed that he was driving Army surplus trucks for his summer job in Saginaw in 1948.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (lImFe)

595 ...If the internal is off you can burn it up sooner.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2021 11:48 PM



It was an '86 XL883...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (KxhEZ)

596 old cars where starting might be an issue (for various reasons) ... was nice to be able to get them rolling and pop the clutch to start them.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (Cus5s)

597 I'll send Jim in first to act as a decoy and see if he can draw them into the open.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins


"We'll leave Jim to fight with this one, while we go upstream to look for more."

Posted by: Merlin Pumpkinseeds at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (0MO+G)

598 it looks like an Ewok wielding a Golden Hobo Cull!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH

But no....it is a typical yellow-Bellied Newsome Vote Harvester, common in these parts....

Posted by: Mutual of Miklosha at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

599 I had a '64 Bug; if you timed the rpms right you could shift with no clutch. Iianm, that's speed shifting.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:51 PM (F0YaR)

600 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:43 PM (lImFe)

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Reminds me of this hunting show:

https://youtu.be/fqCCv36TfPw

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2021 11:52 PM (FvCkv)

601 Is that James Cordyn singing like a scalded monkey in a car with a gay dude and some chick in a pink dress and annoying pigtails?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 11:52 PM (z4k8L)

602 It was an '86 XL883...

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (KxhEZ)

yeah no problem with that clutch. But...that year had the alternator stator built into the clutch basket, meaning you had a series of magnets that were epoxied around the inside diameter of the basket, and if you got the clutch super hot a lot of times you could break the magnets free, and then you get to open your asshole to buy a new one for $400. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2021 11:54 PM (VwHCD)

603 596 old cars where starting might be an issue (for various reasons) ... was nice to be able to get them rolling and pop the clutch to start them.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 11:50 PM (Cus5s)


Yeah, I saw Karate Kid too.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:55 PM (F0YaR)

604 Say what you will about Bernie, but he's got 2 things Biden doesn't: 1) he's sign language-interpretable; and 2) his sentences are capable of being diagrammed.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2021 11:55 PM (KAi1n)

605 I gave my old standard shift Camry to my nephew. He destroyed the transmission before he left town. I'm mostly convinced he jammed it into reverse instead of fifth ... they were on the highway and and he said he was shifting when it went out. ... "Right and Up .. or is it right and down ... let's try ??"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 08, 2021 11:55 PM (Cus5s)

606 581 The fact is, AI could make faster laps, with no driver at all. At some point, it just becomes a computer program competition.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Fighter jets controlled from an AWACs...
Posted by: Some Rat at September 08, 2021 11:44 PM (0MO+G)

Provided everyone stays in their programmed tracks and does none of the things that race car drivers are prone to do, AI is awesome!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:56 PM (lImFe)

607 I had a '64 Bug; if you timed the rpms right you could shift with no clutch. Iianm, that's speed shifting.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:51 PM (F0YaR)

Speed shifting is more like you force it to engage the next gear, regardless of RPM match. Typically done in drag racing, where you don't want to give up any engine RPM's. Hard on the synchronizers. But that's racing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 11:56 PM (IZvot)

608 I want a little girl, Eric Clapton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR_6JGQRDzk

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 11:56 PM (iXLWn)

609 From the lakes of northern Canada
To the Gulf of Mexico
Wherever fish are bitin'
That's where we're gonna go

*places ten (10) quatloos on table*

Posted by: Miklos offers precisely no hints at September 08, 2021 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

610 Golden Earring lyrics?
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 11:46 PM (F0YaR)

Beach Boys

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 08, 2021 11:57 PM (lImFe)

611 Yeah, I saw Karate Kid too.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I saw Karate Kid on the first date I ever had. (Summer between junior and senior year of H.S.) I think the next date I had was about 10 years later. When that "purity test" game went around in college, I avoided taking it.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

612 ...and then you get to open your asshole to buy a new one for $400. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2021 11:54 PM



Y'know... Now that you mention it, I think I did have that problem at some point, so maybe not so trouble-free as I have claimed!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:59 PM (zw3Q0)

613 Speed shifting is more like you force it to engage the next gear, regardless of RPM match. Typically done in drag racing, where you don't want to give up any engine RPM's. Hard on the synchronizers. But that's racing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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In the 'old' days, there were drag racers who upshifts sounded like they were driving automatics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 11:59 PM (GBHAb)

614 Shifting from one gear to another, smoothly, without using the clutch is finesse.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (iXLWn)

615 What a great feel good story. Wouldn't you know it'd be a soldier.

This plus that beautiful shot of our flag. There IS much hope for our country after all.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (KATBx)

616 My Cutlass didn't have an rpm tach but rather a digital display the said SHIFT when it was time.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (2DOZq)

617 true story: i got a speeding citation, of sorts, on my official Army driving record, for speeding in a convoy. i was the last M-35 6x6 in a serial of 5, and we were going around a closed circuit.

being bored out of my mind, i put the transfer case in low range, and shifted through all 5 forward gears, getting lots of chirps in the dirt/gravel, but passing no one. our "motor sgt" had a shit fit, claimed i was doing at least 45, since i hit 5th gear, even though i showed her the data plate that listed top speed for low range. (she was an FFT, and her day j*b was TAMMS clerk) she couldn't explain how i was speeding, if i didn't pass anyone, but pissed off females aren't the most logical of creatures.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (aMZRM)

618

Also, there was some nylon piece on the secondary chain tensioner that I had to replace once -- I did this myself...

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (KxhEZ)

619 In the 'old' days, there were drag racers who upshifts sounded like they were driving automatics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 11:59 PM (GBHAb)

Like this, maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_5gtHAEGLM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (IZvot)

620 Jen Psaki Freudian slip....

https://tinyurl.com/235zeawd

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 12:03 AM (5We2S)

621 This plus that beautiful shot of our flag. There IS much hope for our country after all.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (KATBx)

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I admire your perpetual optimism and pray that it will be rewarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2021 12:03 AM (VxC1e)

622 This plus that beautiful shot of our flag. There IS much hope for our country after all.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (KATBx)
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There are eight flags flying on my block.
Warms the heart.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 12:04 AM (iXLWn)

623 Jen Psaki Freudian slip....

https://tinyurl.com/235zeawd
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Sometimes a "banana" in your mouth is just a banana.

Posted by: Sigmund F. at September 09, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

624 https://tinyurl.com/235zeawd

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 09, 2021 12:03 AM



What the bloody Hell?? "...can still kill you if you're under the age of 27..." Is that real??

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:06 AM (KxhEZ)

625 Y'know... Now that you mention it, I think I did have that problem at some point, so maybe not so trouble-free as I have claimed!

Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 11:59 PM (zw3Q0)

yeah thats usually how it goes with those. If you're lucky and don't crack the magnets they could be epoxied back in place, but thats if you're real lucky. Usually they stack up against each other like a car pile up and get all screwed up, and sometimes take out the alternator. There were only a few cases where I was able to reglue them back in place for people.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:06 AM (VwHCD)

626 ...I did this myself...

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM



Errr, primary chain!

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:07 AM (KxhEZ)

627 I saw Karate Kid on the first date I ever had. (Summer between junior and senior year of H.S.) I think the next date I had was about 10 years later. When that "purity test" game went around in college, I avoided taking it.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)


Actually, by the time I'd seen the Karate Kid scene, I'd already mastered the downhill/clutch trick. It does work, btw.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 09, 2021 12:07 AM (F0YaR)

628 BIL raced a Mazda? (Wankle engine). His tack had and indicator that would ding at the rpm he designated .
He didn't have to look at the tach as often.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 12:08 AM (iXLWn)

629 Wankel, heh. You won't be seein' him around no more.

Posted by: Clemenza at September 09, 2021 12:09 AM (VxC1e)

630 Like this, maybe?
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Heh. A Studie, of course. Couldn't tell whether or not he dusted the Chevelle. I assume the R2 was supercharged?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:10 AM (bk3Sg)

631 Errr, primary chain!
Posted by: Zettai

Elementary, dear Watson

Posted by: Sherlocklos at September 09, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

632 I just love the old banana-in-the-tailpipe gag.

Posted by: Pete Buttygig at September 09, 2021 12:10 AM (VxC1e)

633 When I knew I had stick shift set...

a girl whose father was an engineer for Ford said "Wait - this car isn't an automatic? You're shifting, this is a manual?"*

*Best recall of an actual conversation on our way to the McDonalds in Milford after leaving Camp Dearborn Sunday morning, and yes, food was a priority then, and no - going to PJ's for donuts was not an option.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 09, 2021 12:14 AM (lImFe)

634 Like this, maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_5gtHAEGLM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 12:02 AM (IZvot)
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Sounded like he was using the clutch to me.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 12:14 AM (iXLWn)

635 Harrumph

Very harrumphian harrumph

Beg your pardon

Posted by: Col. Pickering at September 09, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

636 Actually, by the time I'd seen the Karate Kid scene, I'd already mastered the downhill/clutch trick. It does work, btw.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 09, 2021 12:07 AM (F0YaR)

I learned how to start my VW vehicles with a spark plug socket on a ratchet handle. The spark plug socket just fit the generator pulley nut. So switch on the ignition, put the socket on the generator nut, and slooowly pull the engine through a revolution until the increasing effort tells you a cylinder is coming up on compression. Then give the ratchet handle a quick flip through about a 45 degree swing. That should pull the cylinder through TDC, and it will start if the plug fires on the cylinder with fuel mixture in it. With practice, I could do it nearly first time, every time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 12:14 AM (IZvot)

637

Everyone's run off to dust off his copy of Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:15 AM (KxhEZ)

638 I just love the old banana-in-the-tailpipe gag.
Posted by: Pete Buttygig
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Potatoes are right at home in Harley exhaust.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:15 AM (WZ5i4)

639 Heh. A Studie, of course. Couldn't tell whether or not he dusted the Chevelle. I assume the R2 was supercharged?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:10 AM (bk3Sg)

Yes. Definitely supercharged. But quite thoroughly and verifiably stock. Ted is a very, very skilled drag racer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 12:17 AM (IZvot)

640 Potatoes are right at home in Harley exhaust.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*notes that there are VERY FEW Harleys in Ireland*

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, Sláinte! at September 09, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

641 Back when I was racing, we would make a "crash box" out of a 4speed by removing every other tooth off the 2nd and 3rd gear synchronizer ring. Hence the name crash box.

Hard as hell on the trans but they did shift faster.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:17 AM (KATBx)

642 Hard as hell on the trans but they did shift faster.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:17 AM (KATBx)
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Did you use the clutch?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 12:19 AM (iXLWn)

643 Well, it's past 2300 here. time for me to get some shuteye. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2021 12:19 AM (IZvot)

644 One of the PDT military board appointments fired today was McMasters. I can't stop laughing, bc I bet that jerk voted for Biden.

Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2021 12:21 AM (MUpk6)

645 Best song when you're jamming down into second going into the roundabout - Martin Barre's opening guitar riff on "This is not Love" - first cut on the "Catfish Rising" album.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:21 AM (LBiAf)

646 Carz and Motorz good night all.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 12:22 AM (iXLWn)

647 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

May the angels rest lightly upon your eyelids.

Posted by: Miklos, not doing Morpheus after the ghey Orpheus Art situation at September 09, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

648 Now back in the day Camp Dearborn had these old Cushman carts that were three on the tree and gasoline fired. So many needed a push start that parking them up hill was the way to get them restarted - as in pop the clutch and roll.

Can you imagine giving 18 year olds this kind of gear today? Can you imagine how much fun they would have with it?

Because there would be those that would have fun, so it is best to give all unemployment until; the desire to have fun while on the clock and the employer's dime fades out of all Americans and all that are left are peasants.

Support employee frolics with motor vehicles! The fate of the Republic demands it!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 09, 2021 12:23 AM (lImFe)

649 What the bloody Hell?? "...can still kill you if you're under the age of 27..." Is that real??

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:06 AM (KxhEZ)
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i'm 29, so i'm safe...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 12:23 AM (aMZRM)

650 *notes that there are VERY FEW Harleys in Ireland*

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, Sláinte! at September 09, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

I can believe it. When I was there I only saw one on the road. There was a dealer in Waterford that I went to while braving driving the wrong side of the road in a car with a sewing machine engine, and when I got there they were closed. It was a Wednesday, same day the local dealer in the US here was closed. On earth as it is in heaven. lets say I came, I saw, and didn't get the fucking T-shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:25 AM (VwHCD)

651 Support employee frolics with motor vehicles! The fate of the Republic demands it!
Posted by: Mikey NTH

We have a pool..and a pond. Pool and a pond.

Pond would be good for you

Posted by: Bushwood, D.C. at September 09, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

652 It's Amazon Go-Go

https://tinyurl.com/2mt6wzza
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

It was really thoughtful of those yutes to be masked up for the protection of others!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 09, 2021 12:25 AM (y7zkd)

653 didn't get the fucking T-shirt. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

The French riot police (CRS) use two man Harley setups.

Them boys don't mess.

Posted by: As Witnessed by Miklos at September 09, 2021 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

654 It's Amazon Go-Go

https://tinyurl.com/2mt6wzza
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

This is the kind of Evil Genius stuff I would come up with, if I were more Evil and also an Genius.

Posted by: Miklos, Third Assistant Evil Genius Intern at September 09, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

655 Hey Horde, I read comments up to number 250 (AOP) and then life intruded upon my Horde obsession. Just got hubs to bed, he does not know where the bedroom is anymore, or the bathroom, anyway he has recently started saluting me before he lies down horizontally on the bed and it is just so cute. I salute him right back, might have to purchase a snappy, sexy first mate's costume. I so miss the man that I married and yet this edition is just as lovable in his very own special way.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 12:32 AM (a4EWo)

656 There was a dealer in Waterford...
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But glassware, man...did you buy some glassware?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:34 AM (bk3Sg)

657
The French riot police (CRS) use two man Harley setups.

Them boys don't mess.

Posted by: As Witnessed by Miklos at September 09, 2021 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

WTF, 2 dudes on a harley? They using some homo saddle, or is it more like a side car setup, with gunzz?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:34 AM (VwHCD)

658 Hey, I want to send MisHum a pic for tomorrow's ONT (it's a pic of S.F.'s orange sky day which was 9/9/20). What's his addy?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2021 12:35 AM (KAi1n)

659 WTF, 2 dudes on a harley? They using some homo saddle, or is it more like a side car setup, with gunzz?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:34 AM (VwHCD)
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Sidecars are frickin' awesome.

The other way, not so much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:35 AM (LBiAf)

660 @642 Sure I used the clutch. Clutchless driving is a poor choice racing, normally you drive clutchless if the clutch takes a dump.

It's easy to drive a standard by rev matching, smooth and easy is how it's done.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:35 AM (KATBx)

661 WTF, 2 dudes on a harley? They using some homo saddle, or is it more like a side car setup, with gunzz?
Posted by: Berserker
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Geeze. I had forgotten all about those huge two-up Harley saddles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:36 AM (pK7cg)

662 What's his addy?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2021 12:35 AM



petmorons at the g thingy mail...

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 12:36 AM (jYRWy)

663 There was a dealer in Waterford...
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But glassware, man...did you buy some glassware?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

FUN FACT

Most "Waterford Crystal" has been made in Ajka, Hungary for about 30 years

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Import/Export Fact pal at September 09, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

664 IIRR, there's a drink called a sidecar.

I'm gonna go look it up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:36 AM (LBiAf)

665 There was a dealer in Waterford...
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But glassware, man...did you buy some glassware?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:34 AM (bk3Sg)

No, but I did ride by the place and saw it. Crystal isn't my thing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:37 AM (VwHCD)

666 RX-7 was a sharp looking car. Especially the late models. Nice and light too. 2800 lbs with 252hp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2021 12:39 AM (csEWM)

667 Most "Waterford Crystal" has been made in Ajka, Hungary for about 30 years
Posted by: Miklos
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As one of the last few of my life-sustaining myths is destroyed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:39 AM (pK7cg)

668 Beserker, don't really know a about the double Harleys, and of course no idea if any particular CRS is homo/no homo - but you wouldn't want to mess with them when they're feeling their oats.

Think Chicago PD, 1968 Democratic Convention. Along those lines. Their mission is not to win hearts and minds.

I believe their tactical unit (SWAT) were in fact the French personnel sent to Kabul to extract their nationals/local employees.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 12:40 AM (OTzUX)

669 Geeze. I had forgotten all about those huge two-up Harley saddles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:36 AM (pK7cg)

yes, they were very silly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:40 AM (VwHCD)

670 Ha! I was right!

2 parts cognac
1 part Cointreau
1 part lemon juice
sugar to rim of glass
garnish with lemon slice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:40 AM (LBiAf)

671 Geeze. I had forgotten all about those huge two-up Harley saddles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Riot police.

First guy drives the bike

Second guy wields four foot (1.3 meter?) ergonomically sized truncheon.

Cracks heads, mostly heads. Nobody gets arrested, why? Crack some skulls and they go home, or to the hospital, and consider Life Choices.

Posted by: Miklos, giving credit where credit is due, even the Frogs at September 09, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

672 I believe their tactical unit (SWAT) were in fact the French personnel sent to Kabul to extract their nationals/local employees.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 12:40 AM (OTzUX)

Imagine that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)

673 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 09, 2021 12:42 AM (KATBx)

674 I believe their tactical unit (SWAT) were in fact the French personnel sent to Kabul to extract their nationals/local employees.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 09, 2021 12:40 AM (OTzUX)

Imagine that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)

Right, and our demented sack of monkey shit couldn't muster up the smallest of ball fuzz to get our people out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

675 Riot police.

First guy drives the bike

Second guy wields four foot (1.3 meter?) ergonomically sized truncheon.

Cracks heads, mostly heads. Nobody gets arrested, why? Crack some skulls and they go home, or to the hospital, and consider Life Choices.
Posted by: Miklos, giving credit where credit is due, even the Frogs at September 09, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
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Just remember that in Europe, the cops stroll around with fully automatic weapons just as a matter of course.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:43 AM (LBiAf)

676 659 WTF, 2 dudes on a harley? They using some homo saddle, or is it more like a side car setup, with gunzz?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2021 12:34 AM (VwHCD)

My dad was in France in the mid-1950's (dad US Army at a quartermasters depot). His assessment was that French police were never to be trifled with, back then those little gendarme capes had lead shot in the hem, so when that was removed and wrapped around the arm, that gendarme suddenly went from fashionable to flexible baton in less than it took you to read this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 09, 2021 12:44 AM (lImFe)

677 RX-7 was a sharp looking car. Especially the late models. Nice and light too. 2800 lbs with 252hp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The 4wd model? Yup, nice styling. The Wankel just wouldn't sell though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:45 AM (830x5)

678 Milady called the mechanic and said we were going to bring in the Nissan Quest for him to check out. He's thinking the old one he's kept going for years, the beat-up, beyond reparable, old Green van.

Best moment of the day, we pull up with the two-years-younger in-great-shape White Nissan Quest, and he says...

"That's not the same Quest!" Hahahahah. I told him we pounded out the dents and gave it a paint job. I said, and added a roof rack. He larfed. And I know he was greatly relieved that we weren't asking him to work on the faithful but swaybacked out-to-pasture car.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the galaxy questerian at September 09, 2021 12:45 AM (Xd8IN)

679 My dad was in France in the mid-1950's (dad US Army at a quartermasters depot). His assessment was that French police were never to be trifled with, back then those little gendarme capes had lead shot in the hem, so when that was removed and wrapped around the arm, that gendarme suddenly went from fashionable to flexible baton in less than it took you to read this.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 09, 2021 12:44 AM (lImFe)
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Yes, and you didn't want to mess with the Guardia Civil in Spain, either. If you had to wear those stupid little hats, you'd be mean, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:46 AM (LBiAf)

680 Just remember that in Europe, the cops stroll around with fully automatic weapons just as a matter of course.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Nothing promotes politeness more than a Belgian cop holding an HK MP5 leveled at your chest. A memory that will live me forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:48 AM (bk3Sg)

681 Nothing promotes politeness more than a Belgian cop holding an HK MP5 leveled at your chest. A memory that will live me forever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 12:48 AM (bk3Sg)
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I've seen a .38 Special leveled at my noggin, so I can imagine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:49 AM (LBiAf)

682 Nothing promotes politeness more than a Belgian cop holding an HK MP5 leveled at your chest. A memory that will live me forever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

An advantage of being 29, is that the Well Armed European Authorities do not seem to consider me a threat upon visual inspection.

Also, you don't have to have your shoes X-rayed for flights within Europe. Or maybe you have to have a Vaxx Passport for that .

Posted by: Miklos, and miles to go before I sleep at September 09, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

683 Of course maybe hubs is only saluting the prison warden, I gotta admit, he is constantly supervised, if not me then number one son, you have to do this with friends of Alz.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 12:58 AM (a4EWo)

684 I've seen a .38 Special leveled at my noggin, so I can imagine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

There is an odd commonality of experience here.

Posted by: Miklos, who had to talk fast, and therefore still has a noggin at September 09, 2021 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

685 Also, you don't have to have your shoes X-rayed for flights within Europe. Or maybe you have to have a Vaxx Passport for that .
Posted by: Miklos, and miles to go before I sleep at September 09, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
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I had to take off my damn shoes to go to Texas. Damn the shoe-bomber, anyway.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 12:58 AM (LBiAf)

686 Well. That cops/citizen video, which I watched IN IT's ENTIRETY, was very interesting. One of the things most interesting, was the former cop's accusation to the lead 'interrogator' about whether, in the course of his duties, had ever lied before. He further claimed that they are trained to lie, as a former cop would know.

And, of course, it is true. THEY can lie to you. And unless they are federal fuzz, YOU can lie to them. Though I don't recommend that... better to refuse to answer their questions.

Part of the reason we acquiesce to the powers that be is that we do not know our inherent rights as citizens. Telling them to fuck off is one of our God given rights. Charge me or let me go should be in everyone's vocab. They rely on fear of the justice system; let them fear the internal corrective system of the actual laws.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 09, 2021 12:58 AM (F0YaR)

687 Of course maybe hubs is only saluting the prison warden, I
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Yeah, well, as a guy, I'd advise you to go for the sexy first mate's uniform, anyway.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:02 AM (LBiAf)

688 Of course maybe hubs is only saluting the prison warden, I gotta admit, he is constantly supervised, if not me then number one son, you have to do this with friends of Alz.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I will ask Carleen to put some money in his Commissary account, next time she goes in.

Which should be any day now

Posted by: Miklos, thoughtful and helpful as all hell at September 09, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

689 Hill Holder feature.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Is that, simultaneously, heel on the brake and toe on the accelerator?
Posted by: Braenyard


Always amusing when folks on her post just what I was thinking.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ready to crash at September 09, 2021 01:06 AM (Xd8IN)

690 ...They rely on fear of the justice system; let them fear the internal corrective system of the actual laws.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 09, 2021 12:58 AM



https://is.gd/taylor_constitution

Posted by: Zettai at September 09, 2021 01:06 AM (yqG++)

691 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 12:58 AM

Oh, DDS, that's gotta be heartbreaking! I cannot even imagine.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:10 AM (dB4Iz)

692 How's your Mama, Miklos?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 01:12 AM (a4EWo)

693 How's your Mama, Miklos?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Same same

Impossible

Thank you

Posted by: Miklos, who prays at least 20 times a day at September 09, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

694
An advantage of being 29, is that the Well Armed European Authorities do not seem to consider me a threat upon visual inspection.
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There are disadvantages (proven a couple of times) to resembling a Baader-Meinhof guy. I was grabbed by the Germans also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:16 AM (L47aO)

695 JQ, You are going through your shit too. Congrats on your retirement.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 01:17 AM (a4EWo)

696 BBL, I am starving, what lurks within the kitchen?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 01:18 AM (a4EWo)

697 There are those among us who are coping with difficult, stressful circumstances. I never forget that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:19 AM (L47aO)

698 There are disadvantages (proven a couple of times) to resembling a Baader-Meinhof guy. I was grabbed by the Germans also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:16 AM (L47aO)
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Well, I've never been to to Continent. I have no idea what they would think I would look like, these day. Some crazy Gilet Jaune, no doubt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:20 AM (LBiAf)

699 There are disadvantages (proven a couple of times) to resembling a Baader-Meinhof guy. I was grabbed by the Germans also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

When I overstayed European visas, I crossed the border wearing a jacket and tie, sitting in the restaurant car, sipping my cappuchino while studiously examining Die Neue Zurcher Zeitung and a copy of that day's Handeslblatt on the table.

Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she ees sol-ved at September 09, 2021 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

700 Thanks Debby. Still wondering how we'll manage, but we WILL manage...

But my hubby still knows who I am.

My heart goes out to you!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:24 AM (dB4Iz)

701 Is the thread dead? Or do I need to relate my .38 Special to the face story?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:31 AM (LBiAf)

702 .38 to da face? Omg, do tell...

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:32 AM (dB4Iz)

703 The old Thread, the old Thread
She is dead
'Tis a pretty game to play
While Pixy and hampsters work away

Posted by: Miklos, with aopoligies to A. E. Housman at September 09, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Way-ull, I was doing a really terrible production of Twelfth Night in a horrible little theatre on Ventura Blvd. in the mid-80s. After a rehearsal, prior to going to a post-rehearsal party, I was chatting with one of my fellow actors in the parking lot of the 7-11 next to the theater. I had the fencing foils that I had loaned to the production with me and then, a cop car rolled up. The driver said to me to come over there, and I, being an innocent, figured he wanted to talk about the foils. (part 1).

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:38 AM (LBiAf)

705 Since nobody even tried to win the 10 (ten) guatloos, here it is:


From the lakes of Northern Canada

To the Gulf of Mexico

https://tinyurl.com/5yerjfe3

Posted by: Songs of Miklosian Youth at September 09, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

706 I, being an innocent, grasped the foils so that the points were reversed, down at my heels, pointing away from the cops. As I walked up, about 25 or 30 feet, at no time did they tell me to put the swords on the ground or stop or anything like that. Once I got up to the door of the car, I saw, much to my surprise, that the cop had his gun out, pointed at my face, and was saying, "Don't you bring those fuckin' swords near me!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:41 AM (LBiAf)

707 Debbi bless you for being a loving and understanding wife. God will bless you too.
A prayer goes up for each of you.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2021 01:44 AM (OJDsG)

708 Damn, Cap'n! You're lucky that cop wasn't a triggerhappy idiot.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:44 AM (dB4Iz)

709 Being human, I involuntarily took a step backward and spread my arms out to my sides. They did the whole frisk me thing while the fellow actor who I'd been talking to was quietly freaking out. Once they'd determined that the foils had no points or edges, they drove off, saying something about how they could put someone's eye out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:44 AM (LBiAf)

710 Hah!

You'll put yer eye out, kid!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:45 AM (dB4Iz)

711 Damn, Cap'n! You're lucky that cop wasn't a triggerhappy idiot.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:44 AM (dB4Iz)
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Yeah. Yeah, I know that. He was an idiot, but not a trigger happy one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:45 AM (LBiAf)

712 Yeah. Yeah, I know that. He was an idiot, but not a trigger happy one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,


Happy is as Happy does

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at September 09, 2021 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

713 Yikes! What a night to not be able to sleep. I just read on Fox News that there were AFG evacuees being picked up by Ubers at the base in TN and disappearing. This is fiasco is going from bad to worse.

Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2021 01:49 AM (MUpk6)

714 If someone put the gub to my head... quite sure I'd need, um... er... a shower and change of clothing!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:50 AM (dB4Iz)

715 Happy is as Happy does
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at September 09, 2021 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)
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Yeah, well, Blind Monk, tell me that when you've looked down the barrel of some bonehead's gun with his finger on the trigger.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:50 AM (LBiAf)

716 Yikes! What a night to not be able to sleep. I just read on Fox News that there were AFG evacuees being picked up by Ubers at the base in TN and disappearing. This is fiasco is going from bad to worse.
Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2021 01:49 AM (MUpk6)
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They're....they're being picked up in a base in Tennessee?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:52 AM (LBiAf)

717 *ponders*

[grabs crotch]

"Officer, this is my sword, this is my épée, this is for fun, this is for play"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:53 AM (pK7cg)

718 Yep. The Rep was on Laura Ingram and someone was tattling to him.

Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2021 01:53 AM (MUpk6)

719 Yeah, well, Blind Monk, tell me that when you've looked down the barrel of some bonehead's gun with his finger on the trigger.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

See comment #684

Actually I was looking up

I know whereof ye speak

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Saluda at September 09, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

720 *ponders*

[grabs crotch]

"Officer, this is my sword, this is my épée, this is for fun, this is for play"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:53 AM (pK7cg)
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Kinda didn't have that option.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:54 AM (LBiAf)

721 Fort Pickett. And, he said they know there are Taliban in the group. They are still vetting them.

Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2021 01:54 AM (MUpk6)

722 See comment #684

Actually I was looking up

I know whereof ye speak
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Saluda at September 09, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:55 AM (LBiAf)

723 ------------
Kinda didn't have that option.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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LEO's often lack a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:55 AM (pK7cg)

724 Refu-jeehadis. Hmmm.

Racial healing, yo.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:55 AM (dB4Iz)

725 Where is Puddlegum? I need to tag out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:56 AM (pK7cg)

726 G'night all.

May God protect us.

Bless you all.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 09, 2021 01:59 AM (dB4Iz)

727 Racial healing, yo.
Posted by: JQ,

I have an idea


https://tinyurl.com/4ndnexk

Posted by: Marvin "Miklos" totally Gaye at September 09, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

728 Bless you all.
Posted by: JQ

*unspoken*

Posted by: Miklos at September 09, 2021 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

729 Way-ull, it's past midnight here and I've have to drink a crap-ton more Scotch than I'd care to on a weekday to stay up later. G'night all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 02:05 AM (LBiAf)

730 Okay, I'm back, just concocted a minimal amount of angel hair pasta with capers, oil, butter and some imported parmie cheese, a chicken piccata sans chicken, 'twas quite tasty. Am I now seeing at TGP that Aussies are having their alcohol rationed?? This dispels all of my former perceptions of Aussies being rebels in any way.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:06 AM (a4EWo)

731 The Rep is from TN, not base. Sorry.

Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2021 02:09 AM (MUpk6)

732 Okay, I'm back, just concocted a minimal amount of angel hair pasta with capers, oil, butter and some imported parmie cheese, a chicken piccata sans chicken, 'twas quite tasty.
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[stares at late-night snack of Hostess honey bun]

*I need to examine my culinary skills*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 02:10 AM (bk3Sg)

733 Miklos, One of my favorite songs!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:10 AM (a4EWo)

734 Mike, I forgot to mention fresh squeezed lemon juice, lots of it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:12 AM (a4EWo)

735 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 09, 2021 01:44 AM (LBiAf)
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that's nothing.

i was in a back yard, off of Normadie, or maybe Vermont, south of the 101 and Melrose, in the winter months. i was w*rking on an ignition, in the backyard of an old Victorian that was now an apartment building.

in the midst of impressioning an ignition key, i suddenly felt a gun muzzle on the base of my left rear skull, and a voice telling me to freeze.

i froze. LAPD. once they found out we were legit repo guys, and not a GTA in progress, everything was (reasonably) okay, but, when i die earlier than my family peers, we'll all know why.

Cheers!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 02:12 AM (aMZRM)

736 Miklos, One of my favorite songs!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Now see?

We can have nice things!

Posted by: Miklos, Late Nite DJ and Chef de Short Order at September 09, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

737 Mike, I forgot to mention fresh squeezed lemon juice, lots of it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
----------
Oh, yeah? Well...well...I've got a genuine cellophane wrapper. So, there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 02:14 AM (bk3Sg)

738 You guys always make me feel happy, so witty!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:16 AM (a4EWo)

739 once they found out we were legit repo guys
Posted by: redc1c4

Don't.Open.The.Trunk.

Posted by: Miklos, in the Harry Dean Stanton role at September 09, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

740 Seriously, the Food Thread is one of the most demoralizing moments of the week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 02:16 AM (pK7cg)

741 Don't.Open.The.Trunk.
Posted by: Miklos
------

Give the keys to the cop...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 02:17 AM (pK7cg)

742 Hi Debby!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:18 AM (DHtun)

743 Give the keys to the cop...
Posted by: Mike Hammer

First thing they tell you in Court mandated pre-trial intervention.

Posted by: Miklos, who hasn't had a ticket in...a while at September 09, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

744 MyLife, How are you my dear? I have just missed you a few times in the past week or so, twice I was just so tired I went to bed without commenting at all. I hope that you are well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:21 AM (a4EWo)

745 Don't.Open.The.Trunk.

Posted by: Miklos, in the Harry Dean Stanton role at September 09, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
---
one of these days, i have to watch that movie...

i was too busy living it at the time.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 09, 2021 02:21 AM (aMZRM)

746 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 09, 2021 02:21 AM (QFVV9)

747 >>Seriously, the Food Thread is one of the most demoralizing moments of the week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Lol

I'm capable of preparing great food, lately just dont care. Fresh. Simple. Easy. That's my motto lately.

Of course making food for mom pretty much spoils an appetite. Mashed up, or pureed stuff is really unappealing! (Unless it's potatoes)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:23 AM (DHtun)

748 First thing they tell you in Court mandated pre-trial intervention.
Posted by: Miklos, who hasn't had a ticket in...a while

is hyphenate "Court-mandated". (Heh)

I just learned that an old synonym for "punitive damages" is "smart money". There've been peels of laughter ever since (and I'm sober). Next time I file a lawsuit for tortious damages, I'm going to pray for "smart money". ROFL

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2021 02:24 AM (KAi1n)

749 The fentanyl-laced cocaine that killed an LA comedian is showing up everywhere - here's why it's so deadly and how to avoid it



Um, don't do illegal drugs. Problem solved.

No idea why that's so hard for folks.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 09, 2021 02:24 AM (SDdx5)

750 Same, same Debby.

Saw your comment above about hubby. Mom is lost in her home now. Most days asks to go home, or asks when "the people" are coming to take her home. Sad.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:26 AM (DHtun)

751 i was too busy living it at the time.
Posted by: redc1c4

You should, and will enjoy all the more, because

I'll send you my Netflix password if you need

Posted by: Miklos pays for shit like Ntflox that he does not even use, but other Old Folks might at September 09, 2021 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

752 Where is Puddlegum? I need to tag out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 01:56 AM
------------
Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 09, 2021 02:21 AM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 02:28 AM (830x5)

753 Saw the baby earlier this week. Such a bright spot in life, a newborn!

Not quite 2 months old and is rolling from tummy to back. Can't figure out the whole roll yet, but she is a good natured little one. I'm so loving this grandma thing

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:29 AM (DHtun)

754 I just learned that an old synonym for "punitive damages" is "smart money". There've been peels of laughter ever since (and I'm sober). Next time I file a lawsuit for tortious damages, I'm going to pray for "smart money". ROFL
Posted by: SFGoth

That is like, so cool!

This is like SO IMPORTANT in my LIfE because I am representing my Brave and Transgessive PERSONAL SELF in a civil action. Like, duh.

Posted by: Miklos may need to work on this before pitching it to a South Carolina jury at September 09, 2021 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

755 Um, don't do illegal drugs. Problem solved.
No idea why that's so hard for folks.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Or avoid the ones that can get laced with fentanyl. Like mushrooms and marijuana, which God put on this Earth for us to enjoy.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2021 02:31 AM (KAi1n)

756 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2021 02:34 AM (arJlL)

757 You and me both, I just want to grab this little guy and keep him forever, he is just so cute, but he has a great Mom and Dad and that is the way it should be. Everyone should be a Grandparent even if you have to adopt one.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:34 AM (a4EWo)

758 Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum

I have just realized that "pitcher of coffee" should be a phrase commonly used and understood in English.

Posted by: the Oxford Miklos English Dictionary at September 09, 2021 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

759 JT

Posted by: that guy who always says JT at September 09, 2021 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)

760 Hiya, JT, on that note I am off to sleep, have a good day everybody, it is supposed to be pouring here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 09, 2021 02:38 AM (a4EWo)

761 A pitcher of coffee is in order here. It's a chilly morning - 51°

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:40 AM (DHtun)

762 I have just realized that "pitcher of coffee" should be a phrase commonly used and understood in English.
Posted by: the Oxford Miklos

You mean "pitcher of" should be assumed to proceed "coffee". Concur.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2021 02:40 AM (KAi1n)

763 Oops! That is meant to be a dash, not a negative sign.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:41 AM (DHtun)

764 'Nite Debs !

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2021 02:42 AM (arJlL)

765 A pitcher of coffee is what I drink each morning. 12-cup carafe, 4-5 big mugs worth, of perfectly average java enjoyed with a little bit of milk.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 09, 2021 02:43 AM (HLwmB)

766 Have a restful sleep, Debby and may your tomorrow go smoothly!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:43 AM (DHtun)

767 Hiya Miklos

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2021 02:43 AM (arJlL)

768 Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2021 02:43 AM (arJlL)

769 A bit of rain here in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 09, 2021 02:44 AM (QFVV9)

770 Mornin', JT!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:44 AM (DHtun)

771 You mean "pitcher of" should be assumed to proceed "coffee". Concur.
Posted by: SFGoth

When I was in Grad School, the best place was run by a retired CPO, named Paul W---baum.

He provided "Poor Man's Martinis"- a pitcher of beer with an olive in it. $2

He also had "John Wayne Burgers"-with a little American flag on it

Posted by: That Miklos guy who will kep you up all night if you let him at September 09, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

772 Hiya Miklos
Posted by: JT

Were you that kid who did all the homework and shared it with everybody?

Posted by: That Miklos guy who sometimes says JT at September 09, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

773 OK

Who will be first?

Skip or Pixy?

Place your bets

Posted by: Your genial croupier Miklos at September 09, 2021 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

774 Hopefully Skip. (Could use a blueberry pancake or two)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 02:53 AM (DHtun)

775 My horoscope says:

"You will not have to call bullshit on anything today"

Sometimes I wonder about the accuracy of these horoscopes

Posted by: Miklos, lying in the gutter and looking at the stars at September 09, 2021 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

776 I perceived 'Pitcher of coffee' as meaning, 'One who promotes the consumption of coffee'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 03:00 AM (bPH26)

777 >>My horoscope says:

"You will not have to call bullshit on anything today"
Sometimes I wonder about the accuracy of these horoscopes
Posted by: Miklos

Ha! Better not be watching/reading about current events

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 03:02 AM (DHtun)

778 I perceived 'Pitcher of coffee' as meaning, 'One who promotes the consumption of coffee'
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*offers Mike an elevator pitcher*

*really, hear me out, this Coffee Pitcher startup is a freakin' Unicorn!*

Posted by: Miklos, whose business background should stay out back, on blocks at September 09, 2021 03:05 AM (QzkSJ)

779 Jimmy Kimmel is right! You are 5,000 times less likely to get covid if you are fully vaccinated. and 25,000 times less likely to die of covid. sources nyt msnbc ap and others.

Posted by: carley at September 09, 2021 03:07 AM (vem8S)

780
To drink one more

Or not to drink

That is the question

Posted by: Miklos has been to Denmark SC because the train stops there at September 09, 2021 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

781 SC has a Denmark, too? Wisconsin also has a Belgium

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 03:10 AM (DHtun)

782 Don don't go force the electoral collegal americans die why she begging for wrong party! So your hated. better send a support of iran. Oral/anal robertarian control in election and look what bloomberg was in during as is possible

Posted by: carley at September 09, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

783 C has a Denmark, too? Wisconsin also has a Belgium
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

And New York has a Queen(s)

Posted by: National GeoMiklos at September 09, 2021 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)

784 And New York has a Queen(s)
Posted by: National GeoMiklos

Like Belgium

Posted by: Miklos, noting that it's a small world after all at September 09, 2021 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

785 Full circle

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 03:17 AM (DHtun)

786 Just checked

This is the first time "Belgium" has been mentioned twice in one hour anywhere (Belgium included) since 1993

Posted by: Miklos, checkered checker of facts at September 09, 2021 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)

787 With all the Deep State and CDC and other lies

I am starting to think

Did Everybody, in fact, Love Raymond?

I talk to people, and none of them actually met, much less loved, Raymond.

Posted by: Miklos, theorist from Academy of SMR at September 09, 2021 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)

788 The Prince clip in the sidebar is hilarious.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 03:24 AM (ya129)

789 Little later start today

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2021 03:27 AM (2JoB8)

790 I just read an article about Ivermectin.

The Science says I will now die soon.

Don't Read.

Posted by: Miklos, the CDC and the Ad Council; at September 09, 2021 03:29 AM (QzkSJ)

791 Little later start today
Posted by: Skip

Winner winner

Posted by: Miklos pays even money at September 09, 2021 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)

792 775 My horoscope says:

"You will not have to call bullshit on anything today"

Sometimes I wonder about the accuracy of these horoscopes
Posted by: Miklos, lying in the gutter and looking at the stars at September 09, 2021 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

I mean, I guess you don't *have* to.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 03:32 AM (ya129)

793 Denmark? What about Norway, SC and Sweden, SC? And, Aiken. Well, never mind Aiken

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 03:35 AM (GBHAb)

794 Denmark? What about Norway, SC and Sweden, SC? And, Aiken. Well, never mind Aiken
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Norway, and certainly Sweden SC are legal but fictitious.

They were created from a sense of humor, and postmaster jobs.

Posted by: Miklos , mayor of Finland SC at September 09, 2021 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

795 Sweden, SC, is unincorporated. Still neutral, however.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 09, 2021 03:41 AM (HLwmB)

796 Anyone else think it's surreal that Ralph Northam gave a speech about the removal of the Robert E Lee statue?

Posted by: Mean Tweets at September 09, 2021 03:43 AM (vGJY7)

797 They were created from a sense of humor, and postmaster jobs.
Posted by: Miklos , mayor of Finland SC
------------

I would understand Due West, SC, if there was a Due East, SC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 03:43 AM (pK7cg)

798 Sweden, SC, is unincorporated. Still neutral, however.
Posted by: Fou Troll

Round O welcomes you!

Posted by: Miklos , mayor of Finland and maybe Round O too at September 09, 2021 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)

799 796 Anyone else think it's surreal that Ralph Northam gave a speech about the removal of the Robert E Lee statue?
Posted by: Mean Tweets at September 09, 2021 03:43 AM (vGJY7)

That's beyond parody.

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 03:44 AM (ya129)

800 800!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2021 03:45 AM (ya129)

801 I would understand Due West, SC, if there was a Due East, SC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Take a seat, kick your shoes off, and relax.

Posted by: Travelers Rest at September 09, 2021 03:45 AM (QzkSJ)

802 Been there, and Trio too! Accidentally both times.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 09, 2021 03:47 AM (HLwmB)

803
Take a seat, kick your shoes off, and relax.
Posted by: Travelers Rest
---------

Sounds like Fair Play.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 03:47 AM (WD9ZA)

804 Sounds like Fair Play.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Leaving Greensboro, if you find Pleasant Garden, you're half way to Climax.

Posted by: Little Miklos did not understand the adult giggles at September 09, 2021 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)

805 Head out the other way and you wind up in Eden, formed by the merger of Spray, Leaksville, and Draper.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 09, 2021 03:57 AM (HLwmB)

806 This has caused me to look up the naming of Horry county. I'm embarrassed to say that I did not know about this fellow:

https://tinyurl.com/2bjthzbr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 03:57 AM (WZ5i4)

807 Head out the other way and you wind up in Eden, formed by the merger of Spray, Leaksville, and Draper.
Posted by: Fou Troll

Mess with those people and you might a Hickory shampoo.

Posted by: Miklos neither has, nor wants GPS at September 09, 2021 03:59 AM (QzkSJ)

808 Peter Horry

Like Francis Marion

French Huguenots

Posted by: Miklos does not need to look this up at September 09, 2021 04:00 AM (QzkSJ)

809 The Democrats are campaigning here on vaccine mandates and mask mandates.

Depraved bastards.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2021 04:02 AM (EZebt)

810 Wimpy coffee today, I thought it would be

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2021 04:04 AM (2JoB8)

811 Like Francis Marion

French Huguenots
Posted by: Miklos
---------

It seems that they were acquainted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 04:05 AM (WZ5i4)

812 Many of the insane like security blankets to hide behind

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2021 04:05 AM (2JoB8)

813 Wimpy coffee today, I thought it would be
Posted by: Skip

But you don't have to pay for Wimpy coffee until Tuesday.

Posted by: Miklos actually likes spinach at September 09, 2021 04:06 AM (QzkSJ)

814 Too late to be up.

G'night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2021 04:08 AM (bPH26)

815 Me, too, Hammer. Good night to you and all.

Posted by: Fou Troll at September 09, 2021 04:10 AM (HLwmB)

816 You're all going to bed and I'm heading out.

Feels like a fall morning. Grateful for my hot coffee in my to-go mug.

Later, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 04:13 AM (DHtun)

817 *btw, Pixy is up

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 09, 2021 04:18 AM (DHtun)

818 And I just looked

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2021 04:19 AM (2JoB8)

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