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Wuhan Chimera Cafe

Tiny bullied runt lamb gets adopted and then gets feisty.

Baby gosling imprints on a terrier.

This is kinda crazy: saving a leopard that fell into a well, while also being mindful that it is a leopard and just might attack his rescuers.

Magic with some type of weasel.

Swans necking.

Tree frog says "This is not what I ordered."

Negotiation.

Infiltration.

Inhalation.

Emulation.

Inman: Gymnastics fail.

Street gymnastics fail.

The only thing better than women's sports are women's footchases.

Bad policing.

Bad towing.

Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM




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1 Weeeeee

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 06:49 PM (x6uUk)

2 Well I'll be darned.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 06:49 PM (x6uUk)

3 The new issue of Cat Fancy must have a centerfold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 08, 2021 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 That's a sweet faceplant that lady runner took.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2021 06:54 PM (gSLrj)

5 So calming after all the lefty stupidity.

Thanks Ace.

Posted by: Seems legit at September 08, 2021 06:54 PM (Yoy2t)

6 Saw a cute one from Buitengebieden on Bad Blue 20 tweets.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 06:55 PM (2JoB8)

7
Damme, that women's footchase was like watching two sows running for the slops.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 06:57 PM (/U27+)

8 Gymnastics fail is too funny

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 06:58 PM (2JoB8)

9 Leopard video is amazing. Poor thing was so weak.
Glad he didn't rip off any faces.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 06:58 PM (x6uUk)

10 Escaping from Calizuela! Closing in a week

I may have to move to Eastern Europe!

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 08, 2021 06:58 PM (KqiMr)

11 Evening Horde mates!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 06:59 PM (axyOa)

12 Emulation?? Someone set an emu on fire?!

Posted by: The Buggles at September 08, 2021 06:59 PM (UHVv4)

13 House goes live on the market tomorrow. Unforeseen eye surgery and yesterday's big ass storm knocking down four big trees did not stop us.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

14 watching Wrath of Man
just got to the motivation bit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 06:59 PM (oEn12)

15 Musical sock off.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 06:59 PM (UHVv4)

16 Older dog is thinking, "That ball is mine." Knows all he has to do is wait.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 07:00 PM (gnnAg)

17 Emulation?? Someone set an emu on fire?!

FINALLY! I'm so damn sick of those Liberty Mutual commercials.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 07:00 PM (ZsR3z)

18
Half life of a transplutonium element >>>>> Puppy's attention span

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 07:00 PM (/U27+)

19 Leopard video is amazing. Poor thing was so weak.
Glad he didn't rip off any faces.
Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 06:58 PM (x6uUk)

I seriously thought he was going to fall back in for a second there. I wonder how long he was in there?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2021 07:00 PM (hP4QN)

20 My calming influence is coming on TV now. Two Perry Mason and then two Mannix.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 07:01 PM (gnnAg)

21
Got an assignment finished this afternoon. Now I can chill for the evening.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 07:02 PM (/U27+)

22 Street gymnastics fail.
A chiropractic favorite.
I bet Nurse never did that!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 07:02 PM (axyOa)

23 I saw The Telescopic Weasel open for Squirrel Nut Zippers at HORDE festival back in '97.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 07:02 PM (pxX6h)

24 Bad towing = Camel Toeing

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:04 PM (yrol0)

25
My calming influence is coming on TV now. Two Perry Mason and then two Mannix.
Posted by: JuJuBee

I like FeTV too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

26 Thank goodness Britney is free! Hey girl, call me maybe?

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:05 PM (u+Y3T)

27 This place needs levity.

"What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing a song, chickpeas can only hummus one."

I'll show myself out...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:05 PM (L2ZTs)

28 >>> 13 House goes live on the market tomorrow. Unforeseen eye surgery and yesterday's big ass storm knocking down four big trees did not stop us.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

Congratulations! I hope things go as smoothly as possible going forward.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 08, 2021 07:05 PM (ACi07)

29 BREAKING NEWS: Biden signs EO making it illegal for anyone living in a blue state to move away.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)

30 Wasn't Lady Lumps from black eyed peas?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:07 PM (z4k8L)

31 One of the rare episodes where Spock (instead of Kirk) gets to bang the hot girl. Great lines by Kirk at the end when he insults Spock.

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:07 PM (u+Y3T)

32 Aetius, I thought Lady Lumps was a Lou Rawls hit...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

33 A runt lamb is called a bummer. Bummers are rejected usually because there is something wrong with them. They rarely live long and have to be bottle fed.

They are basically like the sheep version of a Down's baby. To us they look like a lamb. But there is something obviously wrong with them to the ewe. Imagine a dog looking at a Downs kid. They would look like a normal person to a dog.




Posted by: Seattle Slough at September 08, 2021 07:08 PM (KcqqB)

34 "Liberty Mutual commercials."

The zoom meeting one is pretty funny.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 07:08 PM (x6uUk)

35 I think something is happening in Brazil, Bolsinaro supporters had massive rallies in Sao Paulo and Brasilia yesterday.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:09 PM (HG00O)

36 The interest span of a puppy vs. MSM.

MSM is shorter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:09 PM (yrol0)

37 Good luck duke.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2021 07:09 PM (axyOa)

38 The new issue of Cat Fancy must have a centerfold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 08, 2021 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

Contractual? Or merely cultural imperative?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:10 PM (HG00O)

39 31 One of the rare episodes where Spock (instead of Kirk) gets to bang the hot girl.

Is that when he gets the Space Aids?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:10 PM (yrol0)

40 rhenni, and then has to deal with Space Fauci.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)

41 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (arJlL)

42 39 31 One of the rare episodes where Spock (instead of Kirk) gets to bang the hot girl.

Is that when he gets the Space Aids?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:10 PM (yrol0)

Could also be the hot cave woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (z4k8L)

43 Prairiedogs are cool. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (0OP+5)

44 Today was ride your horse to school day.

Over 2 dozen (mostly middle-school girls) rode up to 8 miles to school.

There the parents took the horses back to the ranches.

A good day for all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

45 Robot Chicken has many Kirk space dick aids herpes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (yrol0)

46 It's always good manners when leaving the food truck to say in authentic Spanish "Domo Arigoto Mr. Burrito".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2021 07:12 PM (r+sAi)

47 33 A runt lamb is called a bummer. Bummers are rejected usually because there is something wrong with them. They rarely live long and have to be bottle fed.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at September 08, 2021 07:08 PM (KcqqB)

Pajama Boys mother would have left him beside the road.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:12 PM (yrol0)

48 Could also be the hot Romulan Captain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:12 PM (z4k8L)

49 Best Star Trek movie?

Posted by: TC at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (eeYo9)

50 Is that when he gets the Space Aids?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yes, It was cleared up with the Saturn V booster.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (mD/uy)

51 Wasn't Lady Lumps from black eyed peas?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:07 PM (z4k8L)

What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

52 23 I saw The Telescopic Weasel open for Squirrel Nut Zippers at HORDE festival back in '97.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 07:02 PM (pxX6h)
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I actually saw the SNZ in a gym in about 95-97, without any expectation of who/what they were... bizarre night

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (bg+7R)

53 Spock actually had some game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (z4k8L)

54 Seen a movie in high school where Prarie dogs explode.
Seems ranchers lose cattle from those holes

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (2JoB8)

55 A runt lamb is called a bummer. Bummers are rejected usually because there is something wrong with them. They rarely live long and have to be bottle fed.

They are basically like the sheep version of a Down's baby. To us they look like a lamb. But there is something obviously wrong with them to the ewe. Imagine a dog looking at a Downs kid. They would look like a normal person to a dog.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at September 08, 2021 07:08 PM (KcqqB)

Sometimes its a twin, and the ewe can't support them both. Or it could be an incredibly stupid ewe, worse than usual, I mean.

(stupid sheep, sometimes the lay down with their feet uphill and can't figure out how to roll over to stand up, and they can die from that.)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (HG00O)

56 Could also be the hot cave woman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (z4k8L)

He fucked the green gal. Got more pussy than a feline rescue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (yrol0)

57 That was one exhausted leopard. I think he understood they were trying to help him.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (gnnAg)

58
The interest span of a puppy vs. MSM.

MSM is shorter.
Posted by: rhennigantx

__________

IQ of a puppy vs. MSM

MSM is smaller

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (/U27+)

59 Congratulations! I hope things go as smoothly as possible going forward.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)

60 49 Best Star Trek movie?
Posted by: TC at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (eeYo9)

Wrath of Khan. No question.

As I have gotten older, my list has changed though.

II
VI
III
I
IV

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (z4k8L)

61 49 Best Star Trek movie?
Posted by: TC at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (eeYo9)

Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

62 Salty never heard of that, does sound like it would be neat to see.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 07:15 PM (2JoB8)

63 Pretty sure that weasel is a meerkat.

Posted by: cpurick at September 08, 2021 07:15 PM (bwWDS)

64 Sheep are like turkeys with 4 legs. Dumb as a post

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:15 PM (zENn/)

65 Good luck Duke!

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 07:15 PM (+ya+t)

66 64 Sheep are like turkeys with 4 legs. Dumb as a post
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:15 PM (zENn/)

At Easter dinner

you get a leg
you get a leg
you get a leg
you get a leg

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:16 PM (yrol0)

67 He fucked the green gal. Got more pussy than a feline rescue.
Posted by: rhennigantx

"My only problem is will my pussy feel at home in a strange place?"-- Zombie Mrs. Slocombe

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 07:16 PM (mD/uy)

68 Yeah. Ranchers hat prairie dogs. My colorado buddy used to make pocket money decades ago back in high school shooting them.

They do explode nicely.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 08, 2021 07:16 PM (KqiMr)

69 I actually saw the SNZ in a gym in about 95-97, without any expectation of who/what they were... bizarre night
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (bg+7R)

A friend lived in MN and stated that he saw a stage rush for They Might Be Giants that collapsed the stage, which he thought was the strangest thing in the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:17 PM (HG00O)

70 All of us likes skunks as pets. We be also has a Animall Doctor that's soeicialises in the health of skunks too. Does your town do this for these be indandored species??

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 08, 2021 07:17 PM (c/Cmx)

71 IQ of a puppy vs. MSM

MSM is smaller
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (/U27+)

Puppy does not piss itself after 10 weeks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:17 PM (yrol0)

72 31 One of the rare episodes where Spock (instead of Kirk) gets to bang the hot girl. Great lines by Kirk at the end when he insults Spock.

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:07 PM (u+Y3T)


Jill Ireland. Wife of Charles Bronson. After she ditched David McCallum.

Posted by: Democrats at September 08, 2021 07:17 PM (AMIL/)

73 Jill Ireland. Wife of Charles Bronson. After she ditched David McCallum.
Posted by: Democrats at September 08, 2021 07:17 PM (AMIL/)

Ilya Kuriakan(sp?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:19 PM (z4k8L)

74 Who knew Spock was such a crybaby?

Posted by: f'd at September 08, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

75 What was the name of the gal who Eastwood took up with and he put her in a bunch of movies? Something seasonal name wise?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:20 PM (z4k8L)

76
...Extra, Extra...Biden's rating is out of this world :
"President Joe Biden's approval rating has collapsed to 39 percent, the lowest point of his presidency, according to a Wednesday Economist/YouGov poll'. Now, we don't believe in polls, but with these polls his acolytes are signaling that he needs to DO SOMETHING !11!! We now return to our regularly scheduled programing....

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2021 07:20 PM (V13WU)

77 74 Who knew Spock was such a crybaby?
Posted by: f'd at September 08, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

That little pansy is such a disappointment.

Posted by: Sarek at September 08, 2021 07:20 PM (z4k8L)

78 75 What was the name of the gal who Eastwood took up with and he put her in a bunch of movies? Something seasonal name wise?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:20 PM (z4k8L)


Sondra Locke.

Posted by: Gref at September 08, 2021 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

79 Thanks, all! Yesterday was a gut punch. Storm came on in a hurry. Got my phone to take a quick video as it was a whopper. Right as I hit the red button, the 60 footer came down. Worst part is that it landed on a magnolia and destroyed it as well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)

80 KellyannePolls
President Biden, I'm not resigning, but you should.

FUCK YOU JOE

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0)

81 Complete disbelief in polls is somehow freeing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:22 PM (z4k8L)

82 That little pansy is a millionaire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

83 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 08, 2021 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

That's nice. Spouse is doing a bus route for someone today and tomorrow in a part of NJ that has some farms and no sidewalks and no street lights and narrow little roads and bus stops where the kid has to walk half a mile up a dirt road to get to the bus stop. I bet you some of those kids could ride horses to school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2021 07:23 PM (AJzTi)

84 Eastern Europe is Russian Orthodox. Central Europe is Catholic.

I am thinking Hungary.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:23 PM (xopIz)

85 I've got $100 that says joebama gets down to 25% in the next 60 days. Anybody wanna bet. All proceeds go to ace.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:24 PM (zENn/)

86 Biden at 39% only means Mitch and Kevin will do even less than usual

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:24 PM (uCLWI)

87 Which was nuttier, Ireland or Locke?

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 07:24 PM (r4sI4)

88 The Biden Admins @BrianDeeseNEC on skyrocketing grocery prices: "If you take out" beef, pork & poultry, the "price increases are more in line with a historical norms"

and gas
and clothes
and energy
and living

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (yrol0)

89 Goats > Sheep

Posted by: Abduly Imran McAbdulface at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

90 Hmm, quick read, seems that Bolsonaro is rejecting some supreme court action, and made strong statements on national day (yesterday). Think it's about his law to enable wider firearm ownership, but not sure. Stretching the Portuguese muscles, reading it in the Brazilian press, but more out of shape then I thought.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (OTzUX)

91 So, Mr. Potato Head is supposedly going to declare (like a good dictator) punishments for those of us who will not get the death dart. Has that happened yet?

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (u+Y3T)

92 82 That little pansy is a millionaire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

Spock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (z4k8L)

93 At Easter Thanksgiving dinner

you get a leg
you get a leg
you get a leg
you get a leg

Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2021 07:26 PM (xopIz)

94 88 The Biden Admins @BrianDeeseNEC on skyrocketing grocery prices: "If you take out" beef, pork & poultry, the "price increases are more in line with a historical norms"

I have noticed that tartuffo and pate prices have stayed steady

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:26 PM (uCLWI)

95 82 That little pansy is a millionaire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2021 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

yeah buddy thats his own hair

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:26 PM (yrol0)

96 Goats > Sheep

Posted by: Abduly Imran McAbdulface at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

Sheep go to heaven; goats go to hell.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (KnJdm)

97 Ben except that poll numbers are bullcrap I still think the Leftists want him doing exactly what he is doing.
Are they really more than 25%? I wish I knew.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (2JoB8)

98 @49

>>Best Star Trek movie?

There are only two Star Trek Movies that, In my opinion are a cut above....

The Wrath of Khan and The Undiscovered Country, the others are ok as Star Treks movies go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (AFmOS)

99 Posted by: John Madden at September 08, 2021 07:26 PM (xopIz)

TURDFUCKEN

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (yrol0)

100 klaftern: Dunaway.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

101 Well if the people rose up and took off yer fucking heads and put them on pikes, as a warning to others, that would be more in line with historical norms, too.

I'm starting to like this inflation stuff!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (qyZxC)

102 There are only two Star Trek Movies that, In my opinion are a cut above....

The Wrath of Khan and The Undiscovered Country, the others are ok as Star Treks movies go.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (AFmOS)

Galaxy Quest

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:27 PM (yrol0)

103 I used to think that the left wanted the Illegals and refugees as voters

now I'm convinced they see them as a military force

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (uCLWI)

104 I went to the Walmart Neighborhood market. A boneless choice ribeye was $17.99 per pound. A couple of months ago, I was paying $12.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (xopIz)

105 @94

>>I have noticed that tartuffo and pate prices have stayed steady

You know what's gone up insanely?

Bread!!

How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (AFmOS)

106 I'll show myself out...
Posted by: qdpsteve

I laughed.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 08, 2021 07:29 PM (UvvMk)

107 104 I went to the Walmart Neighborhood market. A boneless choice ribeye was $17.99 per pound. A couple of months ago, I was paying $12.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (xopIz)

And SNAP just got raised 25%. Don't believe for a second that the dems don't know about inflation.

They moved like lightening to give out higher SNAP payments.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2021 07:29 PM (Y5qcH)

108 yeah buddy thats his own hair
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:26 PM (yrol0)

and the dicks are free

Posted by: Shep at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (uCLWI)

109 @102

>>Galaxy Quest.

** Eyes exit path **

Galaxy Quest is slightly overrated.

** Books for door **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (AFmOS)

110 JAS, I don't know what's going on here in SoCal, but I was able last weekend to get a 12oz NY strip, exquisitely marbled, for $10.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

111 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (AFmOS)

-----------

What kind of bread are you buying?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)

112 April, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

113 110 JAS, I don't know what's going on here in SoCal, but I was able last weekend to get a 12oz NY strip, exquisitely marbled, for $10.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

It's people. Beef in CA is people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (Y5qcH)

114 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (AFmOS)

too much yeast

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (uCLWI)

115 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM (AFmOS)

A bag of gold would buy a piece of bread

I wish we ed all been ready

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:31 PM (yrol0)

116 87 Which was nuttier, Ireland or Locke?
Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 07:24 PM (r4sI4)

To borrow qdp's schtick, probably the gal from Superman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2021 07:31 PM (z4k8L)

117 sniffy, as long as it was Dem people. They're only half a notch above plant life anyway. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

118 Best Star Trek movie?
Posted by: TC at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (eeYo9)

Galaxy Quest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

This is known.

kinda like the best Indiana Jones movie is The Mummy (the Fraser one).

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 07:31 PM (x8Wzq)

119 Thomas Bender

Kansas winter wheat harvest was good this year.

Well, let the proles east a cake mix.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 08, 2021 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

120 Aetius, Margot Kidder?

And let's not forget good ol' Shelly Duvall.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

121 Walmart is still selling french and italian bread loaves for $1.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:32 PM (xopIz)

122 I planned for inflation

I own 2 wheelbarrows

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:32 PM (uCLWI)

123 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:28 PM

Bread CDs, however, have remained constant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

124 I've got $100 that says joebama gets down to 25% in the next 60 days. Anybody wanna bet. All proceeds go to ace.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:24 PM (zENn/)

I'll take that bet! Plus if I lose, it still is for a good cause.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2021 07:32 PM (hP4QN)

125 Galaxy Quest is slightly overrated.

** Books for door **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:30 PM (AFmOS)

*there stands Patrick Stewart*

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (yrol0)

126 103 I used to think that the left wanted the Illegals and refugees as voters

now I'm convinced they see them as a military force

Posted by: REDACTED

They come from countries where dictators tell them what to do and they meet up here with America-haters born in America who will be the noncoms of that army.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

127 84 Eastern Europe is Russian Orthodox. Central Europe is Catholic.

I am thinking Hungary

Czechia is pro gun ownership.

But they have that weird Czech language.

Well. No place is perfect.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (KqiMr)

128 Puppy in the second video? Clearly a proponent of Crossbows.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

129 In SC, pork is king.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (xopIz)

130 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?
------------
If you value your blood pressure don't go to a Farmers Market.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (+ya+t)

131 *there stands Patrick Stewart*
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (yrol0)

"Outta da way baldy!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

132 Jordan61, no can do. You have done enough already! I need fresh bait.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (zENn/)

133 Noticed that fat black cop couldn't keep up with her fat white suspect and had to taze her.

Pretty sure this would be cause for a riot if the races were reversed.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (DpkTQ)

134 Braums breakfast sausage, 1 pound chub, $3.89. Was $1.99.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (C1Lsn)

135 SPLOOSH!!! nom nom nom

Posted by: filbert at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (NiXyF)

136 Posted by: REDACTED

They come from countries where dictators tell them what to do and they meet up here with America-haters born in America who will be the noncoms of that army.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

Before they can really clamp down on the 'Social Order', they must show those in the middle, that they are preventing chaos.

Thus, they must create said Chaos as a condition for taking control.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)

137 I went to the Walmart Neighborhood market. A boneless choice ribeye was $17.99 per pound. A couple of months ago, I was paying $12.


Happy for my side of beef all in for $7.95/pound. Bonus: Not commercial mega-farm. Local beef.

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (u+Y3T)

138 I remember years ago, seeing a series of programs on C-SPAN about 'The Jungle,' Sinclair Lewis and the Chicago stockyards.

They had old Super 8 footage of the very last day of operation of the Chicago stockyards on August 1, 1971.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (L2ZTs)

139 Bosnia is Muslim.

Croatia is Catholic

Serbia is Russian Orthodox.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (xopIz)

140 Pork, chicken and burger. That's about all I can afford. Haven't had a steak in months.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (x6uUk)

141 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?
---------------------------------
Really? Here with an 80-cent dollar the fancy whole grain bread I get just went up to $5.50 for two loaves on sale from two for $5 about a month ago. I think they're usually $3.60 as singles not on sale. Although as someone here said a few weeks ago, it looks like the loaves are shorter.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (UHVv4)

142 Hmm, now it seems it might also involve investigations of Bolsonaro associates and related court actions. And while Brazil certainly does speak the language of coups, and anti-democratic populism, one is very wary about taking such talk at face value, when it's the big press vs. Bolsonaro.

The media class/governing class thing is global.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

143 I need fresh bait.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (zENn/)

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (KnJdm)

144 kinda like the best Indiana Jones movie is The Mummy (the Fraser one).
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 07:31 PM (x8Wzq)

I thot it was Quartermain!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (yrol0)

145 @130

>>If you value your blood pressure don't go to a Farmers Market.

I have to go, there is no place else to get Blood Orange infused EVOO.

And every ounce is worth it's weight in pure dilithium crystals.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2021 07:36 PM (AFmOS)

146 Oops, Upton Sinclair, not Sinclair Lewis.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

147 118 Best Star Trek movie?
Posted by: TC at September 08, 2021 07:13 PM (eeYo9)

Galaxy Quest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

This is known.

kinda like the best Indiana Jones movie is The Mummy (the Fraser one).
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 07:31 PM (x8Wzq)

Best Cold War movie? Blast from the Past.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (oHd/0)

148 Mookie,

Please. Stop bragging. I am happy for you. But it is umseemly.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (xopIz)

149 139 Bosnia is Muslim.

Croatia is Catholic

Serbia is Russian Orthodox.

Plan accordingly.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (xopIz)

5.56 vs 7.62

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (yrol0)

150 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?

You get a COVID check and you get a COVID check and you get a COVID check!

Posted by: The government at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (DpkTQ)

151 A bag of gold would buy a piece of bread

I wish we ed all been ready
Posted by: rhennigantx

That's a blast from the past!

Aldi sour cream.
Last month, .89.
This month, 1.49

Posted by: lizabth at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (L3Rsz)

152 143 I need fresh bait.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM (zENn/)

yeah, I could use a new pole

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (uCLWI)

153 But they have that weird Czech language.

You're thinking Hungary because the Czechs have a weird language?!

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 07:37 PM (pbStR)

154 How the fuck did a loaf of bread become 5 dollars?

This is what happens when elections are allowed to be stolen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (Bmy3R)

155 So glad I stocked up on flour and coffee a few months ago. Little chest freezer is full, I guess it's easier when you live alone. Sourdough starter in the fridge.

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (Kx3kq)

156 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (UHVv4)

8 pieces of KFC chicken... JUST chicken... $18

3 years ago 9 pieces was $10.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

157 140 Pork, chicken and burger. That's about all I can afford. Haven't had a steak in months.
Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (x6uUk)

See Animal House

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (yrol0)

158 $5 same as in town.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (UHVv4)

159 8 pieces of KFC chicken... JUST chicken... $18

3 years ago 9 pieces was $10.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

Chicken the wars they have begun

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (yrol0)

160 137 I went to the Walmart Neighborhood market. A boneless choice ribeye was $17.99 per pound. A couple of months ago, I was paying $12.


Happy for my side of beef all in for $7.95/pound. Bonus: Not commercial mega-farm. Local beef.
Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (u+Y3T)

A year ago I was mad if I had to pay $10 a lbs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

161 I remember years ago, seeing a series of programs on C-SPAN about 'The Jungle,' Sinclair Lewis and the Chicago stockyards.


Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games....

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (u+Y3T)

162 WRT the sideboard and General Lee:

I hold no brief for the antebellum South, but this mindless, gleeful, hateful destruction makes this born and bred Yankee want to go full fucking Quantrill's Raiders on the North.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (2JVJo)

163 kinda like the best Indiana Jones movie is The Mummy (the Fraser one).

Rachel Weisz was so, so hot in those movies.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (DpkTQ)

164 Deborah Kerr,

I had a thing for her.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:40 PM (xopIz)

165 159 8 pieces of KFC chicken... JUST chicken... $18

3 years ago 9 pieces was $10.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

Chicken the wars they have begun
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (yrol0)

But every Hordeian knows, Taco Bell will win the Fast Good Wars!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

166 Pork, chicken and burger. That's about all I can afford. Haven't had a steak in months.
Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (x6uUk)

See Animal House
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (yrol0)

Plus you get to bang a 13 year old girl.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 07:40 PM (x8Wzq)

167 Here in my neck of the woods, Wing Stop is now calling itself... Thighstop. Hmmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

168 I can make a,loaf,of plain white sandwich bread for about fifty cents. I don't because they're about a buck at the store. If they were five bucks, I'd make my own.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)

169 They cut up the R B Lee statue.

They will kill you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (yrol0)

170 163 kinda like the best Indiana Jones movie is The Mummy (the Fraser one).

Rachel Weisz was so, so hot in those movies.
Posted by: Obligatory at September 08, 2021 07:39 PM (DpkTQ)

Most excellent casting... which of course is why they had to change it in the third movie... /spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

171 164 Deborah Kerr,

I had a thing for her.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:40 PM (xopIz)

greatest actress that never won an Oscar

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (uCLWI)

172 Has the money printing slowed down yet? I think the bastards are really trying to kill us.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (r4sI4)

173 JAS, Deborah Kerr in "An Affair to Remember".

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (zENn/)

174
I hold no brief for the antebellum South, but this mindless, gleeful, hateful destruction

Remember the fact that the Confederacy had slavery at the time of the Civil War, as of course did the Union, means that anyone associated with it is a terrible, no good person that should be stricken from history?

China? Those are our friends in peace! And sure, they have slavery, now, but, uh, that's just their culture?

Posted by: Obligatory at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (DpkTQ)

175 Today: Wingstop becomes Thighstop.

End of Biden admin: Thighstop becomes Neck&Footstop. Sigh/grrr...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

176 You get a COVID check and you get a COVID check and you get a COVID check!


I didnt get a covid check

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (u+Y3T)

177 >>>You've got mail..

That's almost a genre on YouTube. Pet vs mail. Some are pretty funny.
https://youtu.be/kn3ymQB4iqQ

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (hVqGz)

178 I once saw a photo of the pregnant Rachel Weiss in a bathtub. Tits and all.

That was it. She's a married woman. Let it go

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (xopIz)

179 Space bar comma. Same same apparently.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)

180 I think the bastards are really trying to kill us.

YA THINK?!?!

Posted by: The Left at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (pbStR)

181 Jordan61, no can do. You have done enough already! I need fresh bait.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:34 PM

I'm depressed over the retirement of the Horse Trailer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

182 166 Pork, chicken and burger. That's about all I can afford. Haven't had a steak in months.
Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (x6uUk)

See Animal House
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:38 PM (yrol0)

Plus you get to bang a 13 year old girl.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 08, 2021 07:40 PM (x8Wzq)

I buy in bulk when steaks are on sale and freeze.... seeing as how I've got TWO refrigerators and a Freezer, just for me.

Currently got a stack of New Yorks I got for $8 a lbs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

183 LOL. I just used DDG to search 'kfc toronto menu' [without quotes] and the ad on the screen right for groupon is for "KFC-Dallas, NC".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:43 PM (UHVv4)

184 Romeo13: maybe I'm crazy but IMHO when they're really good, NY strips are all but indistinguishable from ribeyes.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

185 I didnt get a covid check

But you, and your children, and your children's children get to pay for them.

Remember, we are all in this together.

Posted by: The governing class at September 08, 2021 07:44 PM (DpkTQ)

186 Debor

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:44 PM (xopIz)

187 176 You get a COVID check and you get a COVID check and you get a COVID check!


I didnt get a covid check
Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (u+Y3T)

I got a couple of Covid checks, and as I didn't need em, sent em on to my Son.... who WAS out of work due to the shutdown (he had been a Manager at an upscale restaurant in Denver).

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

188 169 They cut up the R B Lee statue.

They will kill you!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (yrol0)

So, Richmond was the capital of the CSA

so, why not nuke Richmond

only way to be for sure

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:44 PM (uCLWI)

189 Nugget Stop.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 07:45 PM (r4sI4)

190 Deborah Kerr, "The Sundowners." I could not love her more.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:45 PM (xopIz)

191 I have sourdough starter too and plenty of dry yeast. And I picked up another 25 pounds of wheat. I have been trying to buy flour when I shop as well. I need canned fruit and a few odds and ends.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 07:45 PM (5HBd1)

192 klaftern, yup.
Don't ask what the nugget is made of...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

193 175 Today: Wingstop becomes Thighstop.

End of Biden admin: Thighstop becomes Neck&Footstop. Sigh/grrr...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:45 PM (yrol0)

194 Buffalo Wild Gizzards

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM (gSLrj)

195 Duncanthrax, You walked away with the best MoMe door prize ever to be had.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM (zENn/)

196 lol Ben Had.

How is Ace, btw?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM (a8QNp)

197 garrett, yup. Or Buffalo Wild Livers.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

198 Romeo, luckly, I have 2 fridges and a little chest freezer. Picking up a box of tomatoes Friday to can. Grandson coming over on Sat. to hook up some electronics and make 2 pans of lasagna. One for me, one for them.

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM (Kx3kq)

199 She was actually pissed that she didn't get an oscar for "Sundowners."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM (xopIz)

200 >>Duncanthrax, You walked away with the best MoMe door prize ever to be had.


AoSHQ Logo Wear J. Crew Messenger Bag w/ Matching ButtPlug

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (gSLrj)

201 Also Kentucky Fried Surprise.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

202 173 JAS, Deborah Kerr in "An Affair to Remember".
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (zENn/)

Separate Tables

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (uCLWI)

203 184 Romeo13: maybe I'm crazy but IMHO when they're really good, NY strips are all but indistinguishable from ribeyes.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Not crazy... but need to marinate em a bit longer.

1/3 Red Wine, 2/3rds teriyaki sauce... bit of seasoned salt... bit of Onion Salt... bit of meat tenderizer. Marinate for between 30 and 45 minutes (too short a bit tough, too long? meat gets weird).

Cook slow, then sear at the end... cook to 140 internal temp.

GOOOOOOOD eatin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

204 Slim Gizzards.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (0OP+5)

205 Are medical costs a component of the official inflation rate?

I'm having a outpatient procedure tomorrow:

Dr. fee - $2400 (honestly, that seems reasonable to me)
Hospital charges - $157,000

I kind you not. One hundred and fifty-seven thousand. Unbelievable.

My portion - $300.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)

206 They want all us carnivores, if we must be carnivores, eating the Four-Meat-Slurry with Textured Vegetable Protein (aka "soy") that makes up the "meat" in most frozen and canned forms these days, instead of real meat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (Bmy3R)

207 That's your dream door prize, garrett.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (a8QNp)

208 Romeo, mmmmmm thanks!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

209 Remember, we are all in this together.


Who's "we", sucka??? (quote from Sudden Impact)

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:48 PM (u+Y3T)

210 Stretching the Portuguese muscles, reading it in the Brazilian press, but more out of shape then I thought.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 08, 2021 07:25 PM (OTzUX)

Lula, the prior president who was jailed, had his conviction vacated by the Brazilian supreme court and now is running for the socialist party in the upcoming party. Since there is huge issues with the Socialist party and corruption (operation car was was a huge kickback schem) a lot of people are pissed.
They are also pissed about covid, and crime, the economy and the Supreme Court issuing on its own stick issuing arrest warrants and closing down websites and papers that are critical of the Supreme court justices and Lula.

when asked if he would resign if impeached, Bolsinaro said he would stay in the office until dead.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:48 PM (HG00O)

211 190 Deborah Kerr, "The Sundowners." I could not love her more.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:45 PM (xopIz)

a fine example of a well cast movie

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:48 PM (uCLWI)

212 Ben Had, there's a package on the way to you!

Posted by: Toni at September 08, 2021 07:48 PM (PgM6e)

213 Is tearing down Robert E Lee a start to erase the Democrat started Civil War?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (yrol0)

214 Slim Jims contain and/or are comprised of "snack".

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (r4sI4)

215 I have sourdough starter too and plenty of dry yeast. And I picked up another 25 pounds of wheat. I have been trying to buy flour when I shop as well. I need canned fruit and a few odds and ends.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

What kind of dry yeast do you get?

Posted by: Infidel at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (Kx3kq)

216 202 173 JAS, Deborah Kerr in "An Affair to Remember".
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:41 PM (zENn/)

Separate Tables
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (uCLWI)

Kim Novak, Bell Book and Candle...

She could bewitch me anyday...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

217 Mmmm...meat slurry...

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (UvvMk)

218 Although as someone here said a few weeks ago, it looks like the loaves are shorter.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:35 PM (UHVv4)

Buy a good digital scale and see what you are actually getting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (hOUT3)

219 I posted this at the tail end of the last thread so ..willowed:

255 Has anyone seen this video? It's from ONE YEAR AGO! An Italian physician posted it and lays out the framework for everything that has happened since then.

Youtube and the media have censored it, and tried to block it. If you click on the small thumbnail of the video and enlarge it, there will be English subtitles and they are accurate.

Send it to everyone.

https://tinyurl.com/mr6daey

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected President at September 08, 2021 06:58 PM (l0Cy4)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected President at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (l0Cy4)

220 Ben Had, there's a package on the way to you!

Posted by: Toni at September 08, 2021 07:48 PM (PgM6e)

What's in the box?!

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

221 when asked if he would resign if impeached, Bolsinaro said he would stay in the office until dead.

Well the left in Brazil already tried to assassinate him once.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (DpkTQ)

222 10 piece bucket = $24 [US$19.20]
6 piece = $16 [US$12.80]
No 8-piece buckets here

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (UHVv4)

223 213 Is tearing down Robert E Lee a start to erase the Democrat started Civil War?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (yrol0)

Yes, real history is soooooo inconvenient.

Like the FACT that the first US Slaveholder, was BLACK.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (oHd/0)

224 205 Are medical costs a component of the official inflation rate?

I'm having a outpatient procedure tomorrow:

Dr. fee - $2400 (honestly, that seems reasonable to me)
Hospital charges - $157,000

I kind you not. One hundred and fifty-seven thousand. Unbelievable.

My portion - $300.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM (mD/uy)

My eyes were 37k. I paid about 8k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (yrol0)

225 Slim Gizzards.

Wasn't he a country star in the 50s?

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (u+Y3T)

226 6 rib eye steaks, 6 ny strips, 6 fillet mignons, 6 top sirloin $230

- Ogeechee Meat Market


But still too rich for me.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (pxX6h)

227 April, wait 'til ya try the IMPOSSIBLE Meat Slurry!
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

228 195 Duncanthrax, You walked away with the best MoMe door prize ever to be had.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:46 PM

I was out today. She's insisting I make up pets, skritches, and treats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

229 Mmmm...meat slurry...

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (UvvMk)

With carrots.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

230 Is it too early in the thread to tell you morons that my endo doc retrieved the bottle cap from my stomach this morning? Now laizee le bon temps roule.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)

231 222 10 piece bucket = $24 [US$19.20]
6 piece = $16 [US$12.80]
No 8-piece buckets here
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (UHVv4)

Well... of course... it bein from Kentucky and all... transportation costs! /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

232 Toni, your generosity is so appreciated. We may have to have a thread on door prizes.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (zENn/)

233 Slim Jims. FIRST ingredients in the list:

BEEF, PORK, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, WATER, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR,

And there's the ubiquitous Four Meat Slurry with Textured Vegetable Protein (they don't even try to hide it here, just called it "soy flour.")

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (Bmy3R)

234 226 6 rib eye steaks, 6 ny strips, 6 fillet mignons, 6 top sirloin $230

- Ogeechee Meat Market


But still too rich for me.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (pxX6h)

Yeah, but they are probably like 6 or 8 oz steaks..

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

235 I was talking to a neighbor. Guy works in a specialty glass factory. They remained in operation through Covid and, as a result, business is booming. Trouble is, the owners can't say no. They are swamped with orders, can't find help for an additional shift, and the bosses still say sure, no problem on that delivery date.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (C1Lsn)

236 Kim Novak quit and married a dentist in Carmel.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (xopIz)

237 Remember, we are all in this together.
Posted by: The governing class at September 08, 2021 07:44 PM (DpkTQ)

Au contraire:

YOU are all in this together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (hOUT3)

238
I once saw a photo of the pregnant Rachel Weiss in a bathtub. Tits and all.

That was it. She's a married woman. Let it go
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

That was a scene from "The Constant Gardener", the film role which led to her winning an Oscar for Best Actress.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

239 230 Is it too early in the thread to tell you morons that my endo doc retrieved the bottle cap from my stomach this morning? Now laizee le bon temps roule.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)

So.... Docs in you endo was successful?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

240 I like FeTV too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

There's a channel completely dedicated to iron?

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 07:53 PM (T5drW)

241 Omaha Steaks is still around, and always giving away about 100 burgers per order. Geez they give away a lot of burgers.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

242 QT is financing a Super Chicken Super Collider aiming to create a whole new genre of plastic encased delicacies.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 07:53 PM (r4sI4)

243 236 Kim Novak quit and married a dentist in Carmel.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (xopIz)

Which just proves she is intelligent, as well as gorgeous.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

244 How did you swallow a bottle cap?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 07:54 PM (a8QNp)

245 I want CNN interns brought to my feet..Maybe one two can be reborn after a little body count of different forms of governments.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 07:54 PM (5sh7B)

246 Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)

You swallowed a bottle cap?!! Metal or plastic?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2021 07:54 PM (AJzTi)

247 AoSHQ Logo Wear J. Crew Messenger Bag w/ Matching ButtPlug
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2021 07:47 PM

Ha! With no mention of fur-lined Crocs, you've outed yourself.

WHERE IS THE REAL GARRETT AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM????!??

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

248 Humph:

When chicken finally runs low, CNN interns are next on the list for their noodle soup line.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

249 Kim Novak, Bell Book and Candle...

She could bewitch me anyday...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

I'm not sure about now

she's kinda feaky looking

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:55 PM (uCLWI)

250 Ludacris Cam is superior to all other cams.

And I'll put catsup on my hotdog if you disagree with me.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 07:55 PM (F0YaR)

251 >>> Yeah, but they are probably like 6 or 8 oz steaks..
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

They are 8 oz except for the top which is 10 oz. 8 oz is plenty for me anymore. If prices came back down again I do it as my whole family likes steak.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 07:55 PM (pxX6h)

252 Oops:

when chicken finally runs low, CNN interns are next on the list for Campbell's noodle soup line.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

253 Four Meat Slurry: the Forbidden Dance.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 08, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

254 Eromero's been to Subic Bay?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 07:57 PM (zENn/)

255 244 How did you swallow a bottle cap?
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 07:54 PM (a8QNp)
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One in a million shot, Doc...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 08, 2021 07:57 PM (bg+7R)

256 Remember the blog called Six Meat Buffet?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

257 Kim Novak, Bell Book and Candle...
She could bewitch me anyday...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

I'm not sure about now

she's kinda feaky looking

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:55 PM (uCLWI)

The Joker surgery was unsuccessful. Yikes.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 07:58 PM (F0YaR)

258 Bell, Book and Candle is the movie that convinced Jimmy Stewart to stop playing romantic roles

by the next year, he was turning down Lee Remick

a sure sign of dementia

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 07:58 PM (uCLWI)

259 I think Kim Novak married a vet not a dentist.

And REDACTED, I expect she doesn't want to put a spell on you. She's 88

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2021 07:58 PM (AJzTi)

260 The Biden Admins @BrianDeeseNEC on skyrocketing grocery prices: "If you take out" beef, pork & poultry, the "price increases are more in line with a historical norms"

and gas
and clothes
and energy
and living

Yeah, the price of twine and furnace filters has barely changed! What's the matter with you spoilt babies?

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 07:58 PM (T5drW)

261 I have said this a number of times, but I started making bread when white bread reached fifty cents a loaf

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:58 PM (HG00O)

262 No 8-piece buckets here
---------------------------------
Unless the 6-pc buckets used to be 8s!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 07:59 PM (UHVv4)

263 What's in the box?!

Not Gwyneth Paltrow's head :-)

Posted by: Toni at September 08, 2021 07:59 PM (PgM6e)

264 @Eromero, when I was about 17 or 18 I swallowed a quarter. Playing quarters, of course. It must have passed, because there's been no sign of it since.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 08, 2021 07:59 PM (BMmaB)

265 vet, dentist, either way I bet he was the happiest of men.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:00 PM (xopIz)

266 Kindltot, would you like to try some mesquite flour when the crop comes in?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:00 PM (zENn/)

267 Is it too early in the thread to tell you morons that my endo doc retrieved the bottle cap from my stomach this morning? Now laizee le bon temps roule.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)

I could have gone all night just fine without knowing that, but, nonetheless, glad you are OK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:00 PM (hOUT3)

268 Jimmy Stewart was 50 in "Bell, Book and Candle". He looked too old to be with Kim Novak as a romantic lead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2021 08:01 PM (AJzTi)

269 How did you swallow a bottle cap?
-------------
I'll bet he used his teeth to open it and it shot down his troat.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 08:01 PM (+ya+t)

270 The 4-meat slurry is a meme from The Wolfe Pit on YouTube. He's always on the hunt for soi in all its oft-hidden forms.

I'm not sure exactly what the 4th meat is, but I think it's a joke and the soi is the 4th "meat." He also goes into exactly what parts of the cow, pig and chicken go into that slurry. It's no worse than a cheap hot dog, but still pretty gross.

They used to call it "pink slime." Come to think of it, that was one of the first cases I can think of where Big Tech quashed a story completely. I can certainly suss out their motives.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:01 PM (Bmy3R)

271 261 I have said this a number of times, but I started making bread when white bread reached fifty cents a loaf

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 07:58 PM (HG00O)

Yeah, the price of white hobos has remained relatively flat. *feedstock prices matter*

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (F0YaR)

272 I got a one pound box of SAF instant yeast from Amazon last year and I picked up a jar of Fleischmans from the store. Then I got the sourdough starter and haven't used any of it. I've figured out how to make a small enough loaf for just me. It's just more interesting to work with sourdough.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

273 Eromero, why did you swallow a bottle cap?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (oEn12)

274 Is tearing down Robert E Lee a start to erase the Democrat started Civil War?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 08, 2021 07:49 PM (yrol0) Yes, real history is soooooo inconvenient. Like the FACT that the first US Slaveholder, was BLACK.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 07:50 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing earlier today. Democrats put up those statues to commemorate Democrats. If Democrats want to tear them down now, it's their own history.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (BMmaB)

275 Gravy Train....makes it's own fucking gravy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (5sh7B)

276 Eromero, why did you swallow a bottle cap?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (oEn12)

He swallowed the cap to close off the bottle.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 08:03 PM (KnJdm)

277 263 What's in the box?!

Not Gwyneth Paltrow's head :-)

Posted by: Toni at September 08, 2021 07:59 PM (PgM6e)

She should have gotten an Oscar. Or a Golden Vagina Candle award.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:03 PM (F0YaR)

278 Kim Novak was married to Sammy Davis Jr. iirc.

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 08:04 PM (+ya+t)

279 So ok. Old 35MM film canisters were oval shaped, I used to carry my medications in one. Sitting next to Mrs. E one night, thought I flipped the top off in my hand, turned up the canister and Washed them down with gatorade. Then went looking for the cap. No cap anywhere, headed to the ER, NAVET doc buddy says don't worry it'll pass. Told him easy for you to say that, but it's my asshoe? Anyway endo doc snagged it this morning. It was in my stomach almost 4 years. Just sitting there like a sleeper spy.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 08:04 PM (0OP+5)

280 275 Gravy Train....makes it's own fucking gravy.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (5sh7B)

If you sous vide it long enough, it's pretty tasty!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:04 PM (hOUT3)

281 I understand maricopa audit is out.
Damning.

Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)

282 >>> He swallowed the cap to close off the bottle.
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 08:03 PM (KnJdm)

I respect a man that can build a model of a boat inside a bottle inside of him.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (pxX6h)

283 To prep for the role of playing her own head, Gwyneth gave herself head for three days straight.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

284 267 Is it too early in the thread to tell you morons that my endo doc retrieved the bottle cap from my stomach this morning? Now laizee le bon temps roule.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)


So, you blew your lid?

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (F0YaR)

285 Duncanthrax, You walked away with the best MoMe door prize ever to be had.
Posted by: Ben Had
---
True...I still wonder what if I has said yes instead...hmmm....

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (UUBmN)

286 I saw an amusing sidewalk display outside Office Max just the other day. Big box out front with "What's in the Box"? written on it.

Got a good laugh. Inside was a box of coupons or flyers for special offers, something like that. I only peeked.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:06 PM (Bmy3R)

287 any woman who would do what Kim Novak has done to herself is completely insane

100% nutz

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:06 PM (uCLWI)

288 I understand maricopa audit is out.
Damning.
Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)

Let us never speak of this again. comrade citizen!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:06 PM (hOUT3)

289 Best Star Trek movie, you ask?

SPACEBALLS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 08:06 PM (QzJWU)

290 OMG, I went over to CNN and the brother of the killer of the elderly says "How do you keep kids from getting sick in communities."
Fuck. Who watches this shit?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:07 PM (xopIz)

291 Stalin Era Mass Grave found in Odessa Ukraine.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58340805

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 08:07 PM (Z32m1)

292 I understand maricopa audit is out. Damning. Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2021 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)

It's not the Senate audit. It's a private canvass of the vote. They did a sample from all precincts and two precincts 100%.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 08, 2021 08:08 PM (BMmaB)

293 Kindltot, would you like to try some mesquite flour when the crop comes in?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:00 PM (zENn/)

No, I don't think so, thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:08 PM (HG00O)

294 272 I got a one pound box of SAF instant yeast from Amazon last year and I picked up a jar of Fleischmans from the store. Then I got the sourdough starter and haven't used any of it. I've figured out how to make a small enough loaf for just me. It's just more interesting to work with sourdough.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:02 PM (5HBd1)


I always cheat a little when using my starter. I slip in a 1/4 tsp of active/instant yeast.

Posted by: Javems at September 08, 2021 08:08 PM (DDx9p)

295 It was in my stomach almost 4 years. Just sitting there like a sleeper spy.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 08:04 PM

Could this be the cause of that affection for plastic you developed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

296 Eromero's Dr. used an old fashioned Church Key to lever out that bottlecap. Result was likely much like dropping a Mentos into a bottle of Coke.

*shudders*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 08:09 PM (QzJWU)

297 Who watches this shit?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:07 PM (xopIz)

Most of your neighbors, the ones that can vote without ID!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:09 PM (hOUT3)

298 lin-duh, was she not the mouthiest kitten ever? Talk about talk to you!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:09 PM (zENn/)

299 I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 08:09 PM (kTF2Z)

300 Larry Elder "attacked" by lib wearing a monkey mask and throwing eggs at him. Oddly enough, pink hair and a white woman. [1:24 min video]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1435714548158304263

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

301 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58340805
Posted by: rd at September 08, 2021 08:07 PM (Z32m1)

Old news, comrade!

BUT have you heard about Trump's mean tweets?

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)

302 andycanuck, yeah, it's angering as all get out.
Newsom should be made to personally apologize to Elder.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)

303 Don't get mad at me for saying this, just hear me out.

I kind of like the Biden presidency.

You know how black folk and minorities like to say "When I grew up there was no one in xxx (insert sport, business or field of study) that looked like me and xxx (insert athlete, celebrity, who-the-fuck-ever) inspired me"?

Well I'm a full-on fucking retard. And when I grew up there was no one like me that was in a position of importance or leadership. And seeing Joe Biden as President lets me know that even a full-on-fucking retardate can achieve great heights in America if you just allow others to use you as a front man.

I hope someday that I, too, can be a full-on-retard being used by powerful people as a front man.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (nNujJ)

304 Have a great night, everyone.

Remember, you own the right tool for the job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

305 The mail cat cracked me up.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

306 It was in my stomach almost 4 years. Just sitting there like a sleeper spy.
--------------
Which way did they pull it out, north or south?

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (+ya+t)

307 I see that the Taliban is back to pulling down statues so that people living under their rule won't know history or have an opportunity to learn anything about it in order to form their own understanding of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:12 PM (ZLyax)

308 My sis did her internship at St Paul Hospital in Dallas, which is in kinda a rough area of Dallas or it was in the late 70's

coke bottles were retrieved on regular basis from the bungholes of young men

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:13 PM (uCLWI)

309 Waaaay back in the xxxxs (Reagan was a youngster then), I had a job at Piggly Wiggly in teh meat department. And one of my jobs was making the 'hamburger'.

Recipe -- In a big vat, add 100# of pink tinted soy powder, 50# of frozen beef fat, and as little of actual beef trimmings as possible. Add water to improve consistency, and run thru the grinder.

Viola, 'hamburger'. Hey, it was real cheap.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:13 PM (F0YaR)

310 This starter is from Breadtopia and it's good. I mix it up and let it sit overnight before I even start work on making a loaf. I let it rise pretty much all day too. Seems like it's tastier with a long rise.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (5HBd1)

311 coke bottles were retrieved on regular basis from the bungholes of young men

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:13 PM (uCLWI)

One in a million shot, Doc.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (KnJdm)

312 You guys are great. One of my cow-workers passed through the ER that night and asked me 'what the hell's wrong with you? Why are you in the ER?' Mrs. E said like 'Go ahead, tell him, jackass.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (0OP+5)

313 And seeing Joe Biden as President lets me know that even a full-on-fucking retardate can achieve great heights in America if you just allow others to use you as a front man.

**

hahaha, stolen

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (ZLyax)

314 Ben had,
She was pretty darn loud! My story is duncanthrax stole a kitten from a little girl!!! And I'm sticking with it...lol!
My daughter still remembers that kitten since she's the one who found her.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (UUBmN)

315 How did I never notice this before!

The Ramones, "Judy is a Punk":

And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah


"There Was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly":

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (Bmy3R)

316 Eromero's "stone".. did it have a prize printed on the underside of the cap?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM (QzJWU)

317 Are there more assholes per capita now than ever, or are they just more prominent?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

318 why does Don Jr always look like he's gotta gun pointed at him ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:15 PM (uCLWI)

319 Dallas, NC??? There's a KFC there!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (UHVv4)

320 Back when bottles carried a deposit, naturally.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (r4sI4)

321 Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:12 PM (ZLyax)


"A generation that doesn't know history has no past; hence, it has no future." ~ Robert A. Heinlein.

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

322 Remember, you own the right tool for the job.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 08, 2021 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

A basin wrench?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (HG00O)

323 You guys are great. One of my cow-workers passed through the ER that night and asked me 'what the hell's wrong with you? Why are you in the ER?' Mrs. E said like 'Go ahead, tell him, jackass.'
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 08:14 PM

The outside world can be cold and cruel.

Fortunately, it's all warmth and empathy here, bro.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

324 andycanuck, there's still KFCs everywhere.

I believe it wasn't until about 1972 when McDonalds finally had more locations than KFC.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

325 I'm watching the Georgia/Clemson game. The commercials are hilarious. It's amazing that so many black men hang out with Asian women and slightly lighter skinned black chicks as they do extremely stereotypically white activities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:17 PM (ZLyax)

326 the end of Wrath of Man is just beautiful ... vendetta bellissima
*chef's kiss*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 08:17 PM (oEn12)

327 Why does Joe Biden always look like he should be in a fancy box?

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:17 PM (r4sI4)

328 A basin wrench?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (HG00O)

A pin spanner.

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 08:18 PM (KnJdm)

329 A generation that doesn't know history has no past; hence, it has no future." ~ Robert A. Heinlein.
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar

**

Yep. Ain't no history worth learning in Virginia, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:18 PM (ZLyax)

330 ..Back when bottles carried a deposit, naturally.
Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (r4sI4)

Eromero's cap surely had carried a "deposit", of that, you can be certain.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 08, 2021 08:18 PM (QzJWU)

331 A basin wrench?

Posted by: Kindltot

A pin spanner.
Posted by: flounder

A tapered bung hole reamer.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

332 A pin spanner.
Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 08:18 PM (KnJdm)

dowel pin sizer

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:19 PM (uCLWI)

333 I've mentioned this before, I'm not a complicated guy, most times I just want to make say, a peanut butter sandwich.

What they call "sandwich bread" became so flimsy, I was pissed off when the slice would get destroyed just trying to spread room temperature butter on it. Forget actual peanut butter. The final straw was when a slice actually broke in half under its own weight, It isn't like I'm demanding free range conflict free gluten free organic pesticide free no GMO artisan hand crafted yuppie fav French Bread here, I just want to make a goddamn sandwich.

You can buy Safale dry baker's yeast in 1 or 2 pound packages. Seal up carefully the balance and Freeze it. Lasts perfectly fine for years and yearrs. "They" say it won't, but it works fine for me.

Purchase actual Bread Flour, aka "strong" flour, with a high protein content. This is much superior than All Purpose for making bread. Can make a fantastic loaf with AP, but it won't be what it should be. Gold Medal, Pillsbury, King Arthur, doesn't matter. I use bread flour for cookies, too. AP is more suited for cakes, although even for that they make special cake flour. I suspect that's what sandwich bread is.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (qyZxC)

334 Kim Novak never married Sammy Davis, Jr.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (xopIz)

335 *Digs through junk drawer *

I have this Allen wrench!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (kTF2Z)

336 You guys are great. One of my cow-workers passed through the ER that night and asked me 'what the hell's wrong with you? Why are you in the ER?' Mrs. E said like 'Go ahead, tell him, jackass.'
Posted by: Eromero at S




is this the thing where you swallowed the bottl cap that night?

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (K3ZCc)

337 Who among us has not swallowed a film canister cap?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (5HBd1)

338 I use a cup of water and a cup of flour and a large pinch of dry yeast.
Sometimes I soak malted oats for a while and use the water they were soaked in, instead, to get a faster rise

I let that work for 4-10 hours, depending on a lot of things

Dough seems to rise better and cook better if it is kept at around 80 F

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (HG00O)

339 Jim, stomach acid had actually eaten it up a good bit, I have a routine endoscopy every year to year and a half (throat cancer) and the doc just snagged it with a snare. Getting rid of it was the only prize I needed, brother.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 08:20 PM (0OP+5)

340 After 4 years that bottle cap had squatter's rights. I think it's hired a lawyer to sue for wrongful eviction.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (oEn12)

341 I can't believe that the taliban have no women in their government! They said they would respect women!! Can you believe the taliban would lie to us???///

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

342 Running Nurse on an ONT told us about women coming into the ER with [wine] bottle necks stuck in them because of the suction created by the vacuum; the solution was to drill a hole in the punt of the bottle to break the vacuum.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (UHVv4)

343 She could have been Kim Novak Junior.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (r4sI4)

344 The outside world can be cold and cruel.

Fortunately, it's all warmth and empathy here, bro.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

Yeah. You can totes count on us, to make highly inappropriate jokes. No matter the malady.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (F0YaR)

345 Jimmy Kimmel should be denied food because he is a big fat pig.

Then he'll be fixed the way I think he should be.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (EZebt)

346 Are there more assholes per capita now than ever, or are they just more prominent?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 08, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

Relax, man. Everyone's moving to Florida

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:22 PM (HG00O)

347 Yeah, the bread change is part of the food inflation we've been watching happen over the last 20 years. Make it 30% more air cavities and you save a bunch of money over a few million loaves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:22 PM (ZLyax)

348 OK, this thread is winding down and I want to tell ya'll to contact me about the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:22 PM (zENn/)

349 Actually, I've stopped using bread flour. I've been using All Purpose for a change and it works fine. I make round sourdough loaves. Last one I did was perfect, even had a crunchy crust. This one is good but should have baked a bit longer.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

350 I thought you found it in your shirt?

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:23 PM (K3ZCc)

351 There's a guy at work, a british guy, that says all the bread he's had in the states has torn his stomach and guts up. Now, I've found foreigners complain about a lot of shit. But this was pretty particular, he said he tried different kinds and brands with the same result.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:24 PM (pxX6h)

352 I've been using All Purpose for a change and it works fine.

**

Same here. I find I prefer it, honestly. It turns out a lot more like my grandmother's bread, which I like because it's like being home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:24 PM (ZLyax)

353 Well I'm a full-on fucking retard. And when I grew up there was no one like me that was in a position of importance or leadership. And seeing Joe Biden as President lets me know that even a full-on-fucking retardate can achieve great heights in America if you just allow others to use you as a front man.

Wasn't there an American politician back in the 60s who defended appointing mediocre judges because mediocre people need to be represented too? I thought it might have been Spiro Agnew but I can't find any reference to a quote from him. Whoever he was, he was way ahead of his time.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 08:25 PM (T5drW)

354 What you should try in that sandwich bread is the water from boiling potatoes. Yeast loves the stuff. Smashed up potatoes can be good in bread too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:25 PM (5HBd1)

355 >>I thought you found it in your shirt?


I thought it fell out of your old, brown overcoat?

Posted by: Donna Summer at September 08, 2021 08:25 PM (gSLrj)

356 The TxMoMe has shirts and cake!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:25 PM (zENn/)

357 Does it take two different recipes to cook a chimera?

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (r4sI4)

358 Sourdough is the bread of choice for the Low-FODMAP diet for IBS.

It won't help those who can't have gluten at all, like serious Crohn's disease and so forth. But for IBS it's the best option. I've gotten used to it. One funny thing, it seems to take longer to toast than regular.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (Bmy3R)

359 There's a guy at work, a british guy, that says all the bread he's had in the states has torn his stomach and guts up.
Posted by: banana Dream

Bold talk from a guy that eats Spotted Dick.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (mD/uy)

360 I look forward to the day when black folks have eliminated all traces of the South and Confederacy from the history books. Then they'll no longer have a reference for grift, extortion and reparations, and will have to go to fucking work to earn their living.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (UX87A)

361 But this was pretty particular, he said he tried different kinds and brands with the same result.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:24 PM (pxX6h)

Common denominators: him and bread. Late onset gluten intolerance?

Posted by: flounder at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (KnJdm)

362 Sourdough is an abomination.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2021 08:27 PM (gSLrj)

363 Yeah, one of the bloggers I follow can't eat bread made from flour here. But she can eat it made from European flour. She thinks it's the glyphosate we use in this country to kill weeds in crops.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

364 I am going to bed. I love you all. God loves you all. Repent of your sins. Seek Mercy. He loves you and wants to forgive you. But you must ask for it

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:27 PM (xopIz)

365 Wtf does " responsibly made in China " mean?

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2021 08:27 PM (ONvIw)

366 Kim Novak never married Sammy Davis, Jr.
----------
Oops, my mistake. Love affair.

https://tinyurl.com/uxrnpjek

Posted by: dartist at September 08, 2021 08:28 PM (+ya+t)

367 I can't believe that the taliban have no women in their government! They said they would respect women!! Can you believe the taliban would lie to us???///
Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

I agree. it is unpossible that a few intersectional CRT transgender studies majors could not overcome 13 centuries of programming in a 7th century tribal society!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:28 PM (hOUT3)

368 There's a guy at work, a british guy, that says all the bread he's had in the states has torn his stomach and guts up. Now, I've found foreigners complain about a lot of shit. But this was pretty particular, he said he tried different kinds and brands with the same result.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:24 PM (pxX6h)

US wheat has higher gluten and gliaden content than it used to, it increases the protein and the stretchiness for bread rising.
No idea if it is higher than British wheat but he might have a mild Crohn's of gut flora issue that is exacerbated by the difference

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:28 PM (HG00O)

369 " responsibly made in China "

The children each get a new sledgehammer every May Day.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:28 PM (Bmy3R)

370 356 The TxMoMe has shirts and cake!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:25 PM (zENn/)

Sigh. It's like Paul Anka + Cake Girl on steroids. Someday, I'll be free to travel.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:28 PM (F0YaR)

371 >>> Sourdough is an abomination.
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2021 08:27 PM (gSLrj)


I agree. I've never liked it and I don't know why it's so popular now.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:29 PM (pxX6h)

372 I'm surprised one of you morons hasn't told the story of Bear Bryant asking the big old country boy if he could pass a football, and country boy said if he could swaller it he could pass it. I'm going to bed, gotta get up at 0400 and pay the taxes so people who don't work can still have nice things.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2021 08:29 PM (0OP+5)

373 " responsibly made in China "


it is that their parents signed the waiver for their kid to do hardcore with hunter biden

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:29 PM (K3ZCc)

374 Wtf does " responsibly made in China " mean?
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2021 08:27 PM (ONvIw)

It means "made with slave labor and no regard for environmental concerns" but cheap!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)

375 And y'all are discussing bread.

Sheesh..

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:30 PM (xopIz)

376 359 There's a guy at work, a british guy, that says all the bread he's had in the states has torn his stomach and guts up.
Posted by: banana Dream

>>> Bold talk from a guy that eats Spotted Dick.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (mD/uy)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 08, 2021 08:30 PM (F0YaR)

377 I eat it because the long rise gets rid of the lectins in the wheat, that can cause digestive problems. And I like the taste of it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

378 I look forward to the day when black folks have eliminated all traces of the South and Confederacy from the history books.

**

I truly think that trying to make sure already-ignorant people never notice that all those old racist slaveowner / traitor folks were Democrats is a big part of the push.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:31 PM (ZLyax)

379 bd, it's because of the diet I mentioned. Even had the bakery manager at a Krogers tell me, the sourdough and potato bread, the other option, are hot right now "because of that stomach diet so many people are on."

Talked to a woman in the bread aisle in another store, as we both gazed at the empty spot where the sourdough should be, and it turned out we were both Low-FODMAP people.

It really does work. Been a godsend to me, actually.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:32 PM (Bmy3R)

380 Oh, I found it! It was Senator Hruska of Nebraska, who said "Even if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance? We can't have all Brandeises, Frankfurters and Cardozas."

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 08, 2021 08:32 PM (T5drW)

381 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT


Ladies, women and wymyns

Do NOT attempt to flush items down the toilets of bars or restaurants that you know damn well do not flush at home.

Posted by: Minimum wage Miklos at September 08, 2021 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)

382 I'm pretty sure sourdough is a lot like anise, licorice, etc. You either have the taste bud gene that finds it appealing or you don't. There's not much acquiring the taste.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:32 PM (ZLyax)

383 I'm going to bed, gotta get up at 0400 and pay the taxes so people who don't work can still have nice things.
Posted by: Eromero
----
Thank you, shaniqua needs a new phone and some Nike's.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:33 PM (UUBmN)

384 Sourdough makes it's own gravy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 08:33 PM (5sh7B)

385 Oops, my mistake. Love affair.
-----------------------------
Once you've had Jew, you always renew??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 08:34 PM (UHVv4)

386 Hopefully the MoMe shirts have that comment on them that someone made "hogmartin has a fine tool,"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 08:34 PM (a3Q+t)

387 Wasn't there an American politician back in the 60s who defended appointing mediocre judges because mediocre people need to be represented too? I thought it might have been Spiro Agnew but I can't find any reference to a quote from him. Whoever he was, he was way ahead of his time.

Roman Hruska, Senator from Nebraska, in saying why Harold Carswell should be on SCOTUS. "Even if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance?"

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2021 08:34 PM (ZsR3z)

388 Then they'll no longer have a reference for grift, extortion and reparations, and will have to go to fucking work to earn their living.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2021 08:26 PM (UX87A)

That is NOT the way it works comrade, Dr Bone!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

389 the carb eaters here like sourdough

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (oEn12)

390 374. I know, right. I see this all over the internet. I was looking for a thermos type container for the grandsons and everything says that. We're doomed

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (ONvIw)

391 Fancy phones destroyed the economy.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (r4sI4)

392 I remember reading a few years ago (prior to massive repeated trillion dollar stimulus bills) that it was around July or August before the median income worker had covered his portion of the national tax requirements (or debt, I don't remember which).

I bet it's no longer possible. I'm betting we work all year for the government now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (ZLyax)

393 now they are settting daily booze limits in australia



dictators gotta dic

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (K3ZCc)

394 AP flour smells like a Wonder Bread bakery we used to have downtown.

Bread Flour (let the poolish age 24 hours) smells like Heaven.. really nice exotic wang for French Bread. It isn't even close. Better for Pizza, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 08:36 PM (qyZxC)

395 I'm expecting the absolute worst from Joetato tomorrow and thinking I better take a few hours off from work to run get some last-minute things done. Cash from the bank, extra meds, etc. Me and the rest of the world, it feels like.

What time does His Fraudulency make his decree, anyone know?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:37 PM (Bmy3R)

396 They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance?"

Posted by: pep

Thank You

Posted by: The Mediocrity Project (Miklos is doing a half-assed job on this) at September 08, 2021 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)

397 >>> I'm pretty sure sourdough is a lot like anise, licorice, etc. You either have the taste bud gene that finds it appealing or you don't. There's not much acquiring the taste.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:32 PM (ZLyax)


I don't think it tastes really terrible. I'll eat it. But nonsourdough tastes so much better. But it's hard to find at a bakery. It's all about sourdough now. I just want a dense brown wholewheat loaf.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:37 PM (pxX6h)

398 And y'all are discussing bread.

Sheesh..
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 08:30 PM

Just go with it. Sweet Surrender.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2021 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

399 banana, how about pumpernickel? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)

400 You want a Mad Max wasteland? This how you get a Mad Max wasteland.

https://twitter.com/sourpatchlyds/status/
1435714750911025160

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 08, 2021 08:38 PM (UHVv4)

401 Bread flour is just higher in gluten and usually a bit higher in protein. If you want great smelling flour, try grinding it yourself and using it fresh.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:38 PM (5HBd1)

402 I don't think it tastes really terrible. I'll eat it. But nonsourdough tastes so much better.

**

Potato bread is pretty good if you ever see it and haven't tried it (I think notsothoreau mentioned it above).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:38 PM (ZLyax)

403 Hopefully the MoMe shirts have that comment on them that someone made "hogmartin has a fine tool,"
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Organic free-range rabbit flax

Posted by: Miklosian Textilification LLP at September 08, 2021 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)

404 I'm expecting the absolute worst from Joetato tomorrow . .

Posted by: Guy Smiley

Me too. Fortunately, I'll be under general anesthesia.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 08:39 PM (mD/uy)

405 I love sourdough bread. Therefore, I was certain I would like sourdough pancakes.

I was terribly wrong.

Posted by: April at September 08, 2021 08:39 PM (UvvMk)

406 >>> banana, how about pumpernickel? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)


I like it on occasion but it's a bit sour too like rye.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 08:39 PM (pxX6h)

407 Can't wait for the series of movies about Aussie Moonshiners.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:40 PM (r4sI4)

408 banana, how about pumpernickel? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Pumpernickel?

I barely know her!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2021 08:40 PM (mD/uy)

409 We've had mediocre judges. Also crazy ones.

Look up William O. Douglas. He treated his staff horribly and once argued that trees have standing to sue in court.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

410 I love a good naan.

Especially to sop up some Tikka Masala or Rogan Josh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:41 PM (Bmy3R)

411 Mr. Douglas was always condescending to Eb.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 08:42 PM (r4sI4)

412 There are a couple of good bread recipes in The Homemade Kitchen. She makes a rye bread with some pickle juice! The regular sandwich bread recipe is good and her recipe for bagels is also tasty. These are standard yeast breads, not sourdough

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

413 What's going on with potato head tomorrow??

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:42 PM (UUBmN)

414 Look up William O. Douglas. He treated his staff horribly and once argued that trees have standing to sue in court.

In the tree's defense, when they had a problem with resource distribution they passed a noble law to deal with it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 08:42 PM (SchxB)

415 Now, I've found foreigners complain about a lot of shit.
Posted by: banana Dream

*consults Hungarian-English phrase book, bouncy-bouncy*

Posted by: Miklos of indeterminate origin at September 08, 2021 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

416 I love a good naan.

Posted by: G


things the paolo of the villages says for $100

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:43 PM (K3ZCc)

417 I don't know the name of it, but there's some type of bread that's between a tortilla and pizza crust. I bought a bag to try it once and really liked it. I think Subway offers something similar ("flatbread") but I've never tried it and don't know how theirs tastes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:43 PM (ZLyax)

418 413 What's going on with potato head tomorrow??

Big Covid speech. Lots of rumors that we're going to be punished for his Afghan failures and plummetting poll numbers. Very bad rumors, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:43 PM (Bmy3R)

419 One thing our local apparently doesn't carry is Rye flour.

If you're gonna make a Reuben, ya gotta have thick cut dark Rye. I'd be scared to pencil out what a genuine Reuben costs to make at home now. But they are SO Frigging good.

Start with stale bread, or dry it in a warm oven thoroughly before grilling with lots of butter. Wrap the corned beef in foil with a few drops of water and bake in the oven for several minutes so it's good and hot and steamed. Weight down the sammich on the first pass.

Another troublesome issue is finding good nuclear-hot Horseradish

Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 08:44 PM (qyZxC)

420 Potato bread is pretty good if you ever see it and haven't tried it (I think notsothoreau mentioned it above).
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Two words (in Czech)

knedly

Posted by: Chef Miklos, with Fritz Feld (you know this guy) POP at September 08, 2021 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)

421 What's going on with potato head tomorrow??



nothing

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:44 PM (K3ZCc)

422 Can we liberate Australia? A viable economy with high literacy for the first time since Korea.

On the other hand, they will sort this out themselves in their own time, and will resent being helped. I have my colander and they'll just have to find their own.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2021 08:44 PM (ybIRR)

423 Great, I suppose the shots will be made mandatory and we need to be locked down for 2 more years!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:46 PM (UUBmN)

424 Especially to sop up some Tikka Masala or Rogan Josh.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Rogan Josh?

Yer pulling my leg.

Posted by: Down Home Miklos at September 08, 2021 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

425 Biden is going to require everyone to be tested weekly so that we can keep our numbers up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:46 PM (ZLyax)

426 the thing is the ausssies are beynd saving, have you read about their new sub?

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:46 PM (K3ZCc)

427 Someone suggested that I eat more fermented food for my gut, so I suppose I will be buying more beer

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 08:47 PM (HG00O)

428 Pumpernickel?

I barely know her!!
Posted by: Tonypete

You kids and your "slang"!

Posted by: Miklos in the vernacular at September 08, 2021 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)

429 the thing is the ausssies are beynd saving, have you read about their new sub?

Is this really the time to worry about their sandwich making skills?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 08:48 PM (SchxB)

430 Another great bread product is bialys, but they're hardly known outside of Jewish delis, primarily in NYC. I sure as hell can't get them where I live in CO.

Wegmans has very good ones, for those lucky enough to be in Wegmans territory. Pre-Covid, on trips east, I'd bring home a sack if I could get to a Wegmans.

Basically, a bagel without the hole, and instead a depression which can be topped with a whole variety of different toppings. It seems like something that should be a Thing everywhere! What's more American than getting rid of the useless hole and filling it with deliciousness, I say!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:48 PM (Bmy3R)

431 April person.....

How about sourdough and brownies mixed cooked .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 08, 2021 08:48 PM (5sh7B)

432 lin-duh, another round of 'You will submit".

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2021 08:48 PM (zENn/)

433 (goes to look up knedly)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:49 PM (ZLyax)

434 Hopefully Judicial Watch and some other groups will be standing by to sue the shit out of Traitor Joe's EO within 10 seconds of the announcement tomorrow.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)

435 Biden is going to require everyone to be tested weekly so that we can keep our numbers up.

He definitely needs the distraction. Everything is blowing up.

The Maxwell filing, outlining a multi-billion dollar, multi-decade criminal enterprise involving hundreds of co-conspirators:

https://bit.ly/3DZEjbK

And that's just for plaintiff #1

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 08:50 PM (1vynn)

436 lin-duh, another round of 'You will submit".
Posted by: Ben Had
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So far I have been doing an awful job of it...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:50 PM (UUBmN)

437 In all seriousness, I'm expecting a gun control announcement. Body blow after body blow for our insolence for rejecting the smart Democrats in elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:50 PM (ZLyax)

438 427 Someone suggested that I eat more fermented food for my gut, so I suppose I will be buying more beer

I said the same regarding the fermented factor when I started Low-Fodmap, but it turns out the bubbles aren't good so beer isn't recommended. The good news is, most liquors are allowed. (I actually do sometimes cheat, I had 2 Fat Tire ales this very evening. But moderation works for me with beer.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 08:51 PM (Bmy3R)

439 Guaranteed: everything in Joe's EO will be blatantly unconstitutional.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)

440 biden is not doing anything, everything he has tried so far has been 86d by the courts

if he had some authority to do something he would have dne it already

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:51 PM (K3ZCc)

441 My daughter expect to do some shooting at the TXMoMe!!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:51 PM (UUBmN)

442 In all seriousness, I'm expecting a gun control announcement. Body blow after body blow for our insolence for rejecting the smart Democrats in elections.

*Looks at Maricopa canvas results* Did we?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (SchxB)

443 Was it Maher that started all this political crap with entertainment ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (uCLWI)

444 In all seriousness, I'm expecting a gun control announcement. Body blow after body blow for our insolence for rejecting the smart Democrats in elections.
Posted by: M

no

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (K3ZCc)

445 c5, this is true. Courts have already done a halfway decent job throwing Joe's BS back in his face.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

446 Lacto-fermented veggies like sauerkraut and kimchi.

And You Tube has been trying to get me to watch a video on bialys. I guess I will have to see what they are.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

447 Guaranteed: everything in Joe's EO will be blatantly unconstitutional.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Dat ah ga-ron-tee

Posted by: Justin Wilson at September 08, 2021 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

448 428 Pumpernickel?

same as in town

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:53 PM (uCLWI)

449 "Republicans call for impeaching who ever is telling biden what to do."

Gotta love the Bee!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 08, 2021 08:55 PM (UUBmN)

450 In all seriousness,
Posted by: M

And that, Officer, is when the fight started.

Posted by: Miklos, srsly at September 08, 2021 08:55 PM (QzkSJ)

451 Nothing can be unconstitutional when there's no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 08:56 PM (ZLyax)

452 Nothing can be unconstitutional when there's no controlling legal authority.
Posted by: M


green and unicorns

Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:57 PM (K3ZCc)

453 431 Humphreyrobot, how about no? Ha!

Posted by: April at September 08, 2021 08:58 PM (UvvMk)

454 Nothing can be unconstitutional when there's no controlling legal authority.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Word

Posted by: Algore at September 08, 2021 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)

455 Dreaming of an Asiago cheese and fresh herb bialy from Wegmans. Almost want to jump on a plane and go get some!

Google sez: Bagels are made with wheat flour, while bialys are made with gluten flour. A bagel is boiled first and then put in the oven to make it crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside, but a bialy is simply baked without being boiled first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 08, 2021 09:00 PM (Bmy3R)

456 SCOTUS has already explained that they like DC cocktail parties more than the Republic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 08, 2021 09:00 PM (ZLyax)

457 That Maxwell doc flows pretty good sung in four part harmony, with feeling.

Posted by: klaftern at September 08, 2021 09:00 PM (r4sI4)

458 >>>
The Maxwell filing, outlining a multi-billion dollar, multi-decade criminal enterprise involving hundreds of co-conspirators:

https://bit.ly/3DZEjbK

And that's just for plaintiff #1

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2021 08:50 PM (1vynn)
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"Corporate Defendants named or identified as "Does" are accused of aiding and abetting in the facilitation of the unlawful surveillance, stalking, and repeated drugging, abducting, hostage taking and kidnapping for the criminal intent of sexual assault, avuse, extortion and exploitation in the same capacity as any Person named as Defendant & in their capacity as as Corporations providing support to the criminal enterprise of the Defendants 1-3 as corporate purveyors, facilitators/conspirators and including by providing money laundering services to route payments to the parties of this large scale criminal enterprise of criminal activity targeting the Plaintiffs."

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2021 09:16 PM (iXLWn)

459 Was it Maher that started all this political crap with entertainment ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (uCLWI)



Letterman.

Posted by: TC at September 08, 2021 09:17 PM (eeYo9)

460 no
Posted by: confeeratefifth at September 08, 2021 08:52 PM (K3ZCc)

OK, what is your guess

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 09:20 PM (HG00O)

461 @355: "insty has an interesting article about how China can not feed itself, something to think about"

All of that empty Siberian forest is gonna be awfully tempting for the Chinese someday.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 08, 2021 10:35 PM (+WWsf)

462 cuffs are easy, but finding the keys again can be hard, they get kicked under things and are so small . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2021 10:37 PM (HG00O)

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