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Buck:
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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/7/21)
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Quote I "It would have been nice if he would have come out with a gun. We would have shot him up a lot. But he didn’t because he was a coward. When someone chooses to give up, we take them into custody peacefully."Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd
Quote II “After all this time, I have a sense of relief and a sense of vindication. I wish I could have remained teaching all this time. Today’s decision validates that I did nothing wrong by being a gay man.” Lonnie Billard
Quote III “This throwaway culture has marked us. And it marks the young and the old. It has a strong influence on one of the tragedies of today’s European culture,” Pope Francis
Quote IV “I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me. Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize: the government does not give a fuck about them. The government doesn’t care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfare, or your safety. It simply doesn’t give a fuck about you. It’s interested in its own power. That’s the only thing keeping it and expanding it wherever possible.”
George Carlin
Quote V “I just keep thinking what would happen if the commissioner of baseball called up the guy who runs this company, and says, ‘Hey I don’t think we should do this."Minnesota Senator Tina Smith
Quote VI “The delicate balance between humans and bears has been upset,” and anyone who thinks a bear may have entered their home should call law enforcement,CA El Dorado County sheriff’s Sgt. Simon Brown
Quote VII “It’s a miracle. He’s just clinging to mum. Anthony Elfalak
Following up Quote IV, Who is a bigger enemy our State Department or the Taliban?
State Dept. won’t give private rescue flights OK to leave Afghanistan
The State Department said it will not formally approve the departure of chartered planes from Afghanistan carrying Americans and allies — complicating efforts by private citizens to complete the evacuation of the left-behind, according to an email obtained by Fox News. In a Sept. 1 email to attorney Eric Montalvo, a former US Marine who has organized a series of evacuation flights, a State Department official acknowledged that any flights taking Afghan refugees to Europe or the Middle East for initial processing “may require some indication from the USG [US government] that we ‘approve’ of this charter flight” in order to land. The email continued: “DOS [State Department] will not provide an approval, but we will provide a ‘no objection’ to the destination country government via the U.S. Embassy in that country.”
Singapore Police to Deploy Snitch Bots That Search for 'Undesirable Social Behaviors'
Two "Xavier" robots will roam crowds in Toa Payoh Central. If you’re wandering around Singapore anytime soon, take some time to wave hi to your friendly neighborhood snitch bot. Singapore’s Home Team Science and Technology Agency (HTX) will be deploying two robots named “Xavier” that the agency says use cameras with a 360-degree field of vision and analytics software to detect “undesirable social behaviors” in real time. First reported by Business Insider, the robots are designed to detect activities such as public smoking, violation of pandemic restrictions (i.e., groups of more than five people), and illegally selling goods on the street. Other behaviors the agency said the robots can snitch on include the use of motorized vehicles or motorcycles on pedestrian walkways and “improperly parked bicycles.”
This is the first detailed data about so-called “breakthrough” infections — positive tests from people fully vaccinated. The data suggests that politicians and public health officials are wildly overreacting to the delta variant’s effect on the already vaccinated. New York Times: Here’s one way to think about a one-in-10,000 daily chance: It would take more than three months for the combined risk to reach just 1 percent. “There’s been a lot of miscommunication about what the risks really are to vaccinated people, and how vaccinated people should be thinking about their lives,” as Dr. Ashish Jha of Brown University told my colleague Tara Parker-Pope. Of course, this study will be largely ignored by politicians. They will go on pretending that vaccinated people can contract COVID-19 almost as easily as the unvaccinated.
Of course it makes politicians feel better. Because "we did something". Although it won't change human nature or the Religion of Pieces.
New Zealand responds to terrorist stabbings by taking knives off supermarket shelvesJust thinking outloud here, I wonder if this knife wielding murderer was known to authorities.
In response to a terrorist incident in an Auckland, New Zealand supermarket in which 6 people were stabbed, a supermarket chain said it was removing all knives from its shelves – perhaps permanently. When a terrorist entered an Auckland supermarket last Friday, he started screaming “Allahu akbar” (Arabic for “God is great”and then began stabbing people with a knife. The man was shot and killed, allegedly within 60 seconds of his attack, according to Auckland Police Commissioner Andrew Coster. The terrorist was “a supporter of ISIS ideology,” said New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.
Carbon indulgences, how 16th century.
The world’s biggest carbon-sucking machine is switching on in Iceland We have to start removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere to have any chance of averting the worst impacts of global warming, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change said last month. The fossil fuel economy must be run in reverse, effectively. The simplest and lowest-cost way to do that—planting trees—requires a lot of land relative to the scale of intervention that’s needed. So a handful of companies have been tinkering with “direct air capture” (DAC)—essentially, big CO2-sucking machines. The Orca launch follows on the heels of a $10 million contract Climeworks inked last week with reinsurance giant Swiss Re. The insurance company was essentially buying an undisclosed volume of carbon offset credits to count against its own carbon footprint. Climeworks hasn’t publicly disclosed its price per ton, but a Swiss Re press release described it as “several hundred dollars.”
But the name of the game is be hit and hit back - Warren Zevon
Five days after being hurt in a boxing ring in Canada, boxer Jeanette Zacarias Zapata has died. Groupe Yvon Michel, the organizer of the Montreal event, announced on Thursday that Zapata, 18, died from injuries sustained in a fight with Marie-Pier Houle on Saturday night at IGA stadium.
It isn't only the elderly that are disposable, it is the unborn as well.
Doctors at a hospital in Birmingham mistakenly terminated a healthy unborn baby in a procedure instead of its sickly twin. The unidentified mother decided to abort one of the fetuses because it was suffering from restrictive growth, which increases the chances of stillbirth and puts the healthy baby at risk. During the procedure at Birmingham Women's and Children's NHS Foundation, surgeons accidentally terminated the wrong twin. The 2019 incident emerged in a Freedom of Information Act survey of hospital blunders. There are more than two million safety incidents reported in the NHS every year, with more than 10,000 of those resulting in severe harm and death.
New Bishop Sycamore Football Coach Admits “We Are Not a School”
A strange story gets even weirder
For those who still care about the NFL, Tom Bradys spouts off about a new rule change in the NFL.
In a recent interview with the Tampa Bay Times, Tom Brady reiterated his belief that the NFL’s new policy on jersey numbers is going to make it more difficult for him to win his eighth Super Bowl. The 44-year-old complained back in April when the NFL changed its rules about numbers to allow quarterbacks, punters and place-kickers to wear numbers 1-19, defensive backs 1-49, offensive linemen 50-79, defensive linemen 50-79 and 90-99, linebackers 1-59 and 90-99, and running backs, tight ends and wide receivers 1-49 and 80-89 by calling the policy “dumb” on social media.Yawn, I don't really care.
On this day: 7 Sep 2003
US singer, songwriter, Warren Zevon died. He had worked as a session musician, was the piano player and band leader for the Everly Brothers. His 1969 song 'She Quit Me' was included in the soundtrack for the film Midnight Cowboy. Jackson Browne, the Eagles and Linda Ronstadt all appeared on his albums. He recorded over 15 solo albums, had the 1978 US No.21 single 'Werewolves Of London'. via thisdayinmusic.com
There won't be any boxer songs either.........
It must have been some really good shit. Genius Award.
The Michigan State Police are investigating a crash that has left one person with life threatening injuries. According to police, early investigating has determined that three people crossed I-94 near Martin Street around 12:50 a.m. Sunday morning. After reaching the other side, one of the pedestrians turned around and entered the westbound I-94 lanes of traffic. It is suspected they were looking for a dropped item.
In the first operation of its kind in Israel, 1-year-old twins conjoined at the head were safely separated on Thursday. The twin sisters are expected to live a healthy life following the surgery. The operation took place at the Be'er Sheva's Soroka Medical Center with a medical team of over 50 people, according to the Israeli publication Ynet. “They are expecting a full recovery,” said Dr. Mickey Gideon, director of pediatric neurosurgery at the medical center. “It was a moment of weeping and laughter with the family. For the first time the family can hold the babies separately.”
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Herbert West at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: parsimony at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (X1xq4)
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (Nw/nV)
Posted by: sven at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (mD/uy)
When it's late and I'm ready to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
Heading up to the ONT
Where I know the Moron Horde will be
When it's late and I should be in bed
Gonna go to the OverNight Thread
♪
Posted by: mindful the singing webworker at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: wing at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of Self at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
I wish Eris. I wish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
The boss doesn't call it a "job" for nothing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: sven at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: irright at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (BB7pQ)
Makes sense, AOP. For a dude, anyway!
Fine, vmom. I'm up for a promotion at work. Pretty good chance of getting this one as I was specifically asked to apply for it and it's a skill set not many people have. (Partly because they've been driving off the people who have it...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Zettai
Your application for Honorary Membership in Slavic Master Race is provisionally accepted.
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf The Palpatine Regency at September 07, 2021 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Iris at September 07, 2021 09:04 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:04 PM (z4k8L)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 09:04 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT)
Gonna go to the place that's the best
Heading up to the ONT
Where I know the Moron Horde will be
When it's late and I should be in bed
Gonna go to the OverNight Thread
Posted by: mindful the singing webworker at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (LMzpI)
Nice!!
A good cover version of the song you "borrowed"...
https://youtu.be/q-KFQ8nsNFw
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (mZUr4)
Don't give American gun control advocates ideas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
On the other hand, think of that sweet dental plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: wing at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (z4k8L)
Posted by: Iris at September 07, 2021 09:04 PM (6lKe4)
Watch CBD take it without a H/T.
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT)
Good evening {{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)
I tested negatively but this verbiage was tacked onto the report after the results:
"Negative results do not rule out the presence of SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19."
I swear, they are just making up as they go.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (aA3+G)
On the other hand, think of that sweet dental plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Amen brother. Amen.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (aA3+G)
Hi all...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (MViHT)
*waves hello to COMM from 1st position*
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (mZUr4)
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Troll
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)
Marie's not a troll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
I wonder if the roaches will learn from our lesson.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2021 09:08 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 09:08 PM (0OP+5)
I tested negatively but this verbiage was tacked onto the report after the results:
"Negative results do not rule out the presence of SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19."
I swear, they are just making up as they go.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
Just because it doesn't hurt when you pee doesn't mean you have the clap.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)
Then I read the article and thought "holy crap, what restraint. These guys held it together. I'd have pulled over on the way to the jail, dragged this guy into the woods, and shot him in the nuts, just to get the party started."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: sassy at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (xSICi)
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Troll
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)
Marie's not a troll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)
She has always seemed a bit wonky to me, but since this is AoS she is a perfect fit!
Hiya COMM!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:10 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)
True. I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:10 PM (z4k8L)
I wonder if the roaches will learn from our lesson.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Your nic may become a surname.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:00 PM (U2p+3)
Howdy, nurse -- Hope all is well!
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: mindful the banananas webworker at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (FvCkv)
We have no idea how he ended up balls first in an alligator's mouth, your honor...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (z4k8L)
Another stunning photograph up top. Makes me think of running the rapids.
That last photo is definitely NOT banana bread.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)
Types
*thinks*
**Deletes!**
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)
Another stunning photograph up top. Makes me think of running the rapids.
That last photo is definitely NOT banana bread.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:11 PM (rwusL)
I hear it looks like your banana pudding
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (AyUCK)
Posted by: LRob in TN at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (jboH3)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (fIESr)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (+ya+t)
Are you sure you've thought this thru, ICE-LAND?!
Posted by: t-bird at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (3fR4G)
What will they do when someone is killed with a blunt object?
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (ZsR3z)
Two "Xavier" robots will roam crowds in Toa Payoh Central.
My money is on the gopniks.
If they ever try this in Russia.
https://tinyurl.com/s4prsa32
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevitch, without the Brezhnev eyebrows at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
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Troll
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)
Marie's not a troll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:07 PM (z4k8L)
For real - COMM is an 'ette in good standing.
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Never mind that. How does he come up with vids like Purple Haze by Zappa!?? New to me. Whew.
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy." hahhahaha
Posted by: mindful the monster magnet webworker at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (ZsR3z)
Maybe remove their heads from their asses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (z4k8L)
Another stunning photograph up top. Makes me think of running the rapids.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America
In about 90% of MisHum photos, I wonder. "What's the fishing like there?"
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (r1z5A)
I believe that Dr. Ben Carson is the first person in the world to have done that without one of the twins dying. They had done a tv movie about him. Then he came out as a conservative and a Trumps supporter so the left doesn't like him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2021 09:15 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (AyUCK)
I don't want to see their monkey bread.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 09:15 PM (fIESr)
Posted by: sven
I didn't even click on that link. I have no interest in anything that that commie has to say.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2021 09:15 PM (qAR6u)
Yeah...Brady doesn't strike me as being the sharpest knife in the drawer.
By all accounts he is terrifically handsome, and obviously he is a great quarterback, but dude...shut the fuck up and just play football.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 09:16 PM (Q9lwr)
The second one? Don't be a fag and claim you're Catholic. You signed the paper when you signed on. Might as well claim publicly that Mary was whore and then strip naked in the high school hallway. Fuck off, fag.
Sooo tired of the "victims of the Church" liars.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:16 PM (SDdx5)
In about 90% of MisHum photos, I wonder. "What's the fishing like there?"
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (r1z5A)
I think that with every photo that has water.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: sven
I didn't even click on that link. I have no interest in anything that that commie has to say.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
Really can't trust a guy who went into the priesthood thinking it was a dating service.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Non-liquor store credit at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:13 PM (ZsR3z)
My stockbroker recommended I go long on Nerf futures!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)
Dr: does your urine burn?
Patient: I don't know, I never tried to light it.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (FIrEF)
Thank you sir. I've been lurking here for years., totally loving AoS, and especially ONT...
Thanks for sticking up....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Reasonably content Miklos at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:14 PM (+lVUW)
How confident must you have to be to even contemplate doing that? Here, let me carve up your brains. It'll be great, really.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (SDdx5)
Shot 64 times questions were raised about the number. The sheriff simply stated that that was all the bullets they had.
The County ME ruled it natural causes on the theory that you get shot 64 times you die, naturally.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (FvCkv)
It depends if you bought offset carbon credits.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord
Or they had wandered out of a bar. It seems that quite a few pedestrians that get hit by cars at night are drunk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
No, but I am.
Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (8yxCl)
Yeah, but they have this rube goldberg construct that they will run on lots of power and make lots of noise and claim they have done it, and then... profit!
You can buy the snake oil in the gift shop after.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Miklos from Solyndra at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
Just like the original!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (qsfSB)
Showed pic to Mrs. tbodie, she immediately spotted the flaw.
No pecans.
Posted by: tbodie at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (5nCvD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
No, but I am.
Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at September 07, 2021 09:19 PM (8yxCl)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Nobody at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (/OS5c)
Had a friend bring some great zucchini bread. Really good!
Unfortunately, so many zucchinis....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:14 PM (+lVUW)
My father was a physician and a professor of medicine. He was far from pediatric neurosurgery, but he had heard of Dr. Carson and spoke extremely highly of him.
It's amazing the depths that our media will sink to disparage a fine man and a titan in his field...just because he happened to be a conservative.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)
A wise policy, when the atheist communards get their megadeaths on he will still blame "colonialism."
Posted by: sven at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Francis reminds me of one of our showboating mayors constantly talking about climate change or flying Pride flags while the garbage piles up, sewers collapse and homicide rates go through the roof.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (FtJ1S)
Definitely my kind of county!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (FvCkv)
It depends if you bought offset carbon credits.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Plant a tree. bonus points. In Israel.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)
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Be glad it wasn't dump cake!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (qsfSB)
I don't know about rampaging, but watching one smack your tent around is a sort of.... religious experience, of a kind. And afterward, there is a lot of laundry to do.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (kTF2Z)
CBD - you've somehow influenced the articles "suggested" to me by Google on the app on my phone (I gave up trying to avoid Big Brother a long time ago). Usually, it's a bunch of articles about bourbon, Rush, hockey, and other stuff very relevant to my interests. Out of the blue, without me ever searching specifically for it, yesterday Google started including a bunch of sous vide articles in my "feed".
How did you do that??? Lol
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (nXYKo)
The two guards at the metal detector at the door didn't have masks. The gal behind the check-in window didn't have a mask. That was encouraging.
Then the gal informed me the trials had been cancelled and I was free to go. Worked for me!
Milady Jo and I had lunch at a rock'n'roll nostalgia burger joint. Can't complain.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the fortuitous incidences at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (8yxCl)
Fuck off.
Posted by: Perpetual Motion Machine at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (Q9lwr)
Dr Ben Carson broke too many liberal molds to be allowed to exist as a favorable public figure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (xK9An)
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Liars. Arabic for "Allah is the greatest." They lie about something so unbelievably simple.
Next they'll be telling us it's Arabic for "Praise Jesus!"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 09:24 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (MViHT)
I was at the AK State Fair yesterday. The winning pumpkin was about 1200 lbs, the cabbage was just north of 37 pounds, and the zucchini were...rampant.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:24 PM (SDdx5)
I think it's finally dawning on these people that everyone hates them and expects them to be incompetent...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Dr: does your urine burn?
Patient: I don't know, I never tried to light it.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 07, 2021 09:17 PM (FIrEF)
there was a wonderful, random screed about someone being so hung over that his urine was flammable.
So many good things have disappeared, the pulsing cursor types, and moves on.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 09:24 PM (HG00O)
I wonder if the roaches will learn from our lesson.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2021 09:08 PM (OU+8W)
Rocket Roaches
https://bit.ly/2Ys5nzQ
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 09:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (mUjU3)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (zuibd)
Bet they last 30 seconds before being scrapped by the locals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (qsfSB)
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (mZUr4)
Nurse ratched is a secret Sous Vide enthusiast, and she seed everyone's Google feed with boil-in-a-bag tips!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (Q9lwr)
Unfortunately, so many zucchinis....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (MViHT)
* * * *
Two tips for zucchini bread: add a cup of semisweet chocolate chips to the batter before baking (for two loaves); and freeze the bread for later enjoyment!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (rwusL)
No pecans.
Posted by: tbodie at September 07, 2021 09:20 PM (5nCvD)
walnuts, banana bread ergo walnuts
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (fIESr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:09 PM (FvCkv)
State of Florida should do everything humanly possible to expedite that fucker's date with Old Sparky.
And whaddya bet that fucker was a POS, before he joined the Marines?
Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (8yxCl)
I watched Quigley Down Under last night for the first time ever and I must say I was underwhelmed to the point of falling asleep. Also, the female lead's backstory was stupid and annoying, aa was the actress's performance. Oh well. I had heard good things about the flick. Those things were lies. Well, except that Alan Rickman played a perfect bad guy.
Tonight I watched In The Mouth Of Madness on the strength of a TJM Review. Great (somewhat goofy) psychological horror that was also (perhaps unintentionally) absolutely hilarious. Sam Neill was his usual excellent playing the lead.
Anywho, God bless the Horde. I'm for the rack.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Waffle House parking lot. Ask for the "Special"
Posted by: Secretary Miklos will deny all knowledge of your actions at September 07, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Unfortunately, so many zucchinis....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:21 PM (MViHT)
* * * *
Two tips for zucchini bread: add a cup of
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (rwusL)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:26 PM (aA3+G)
Good mostly to the very best evening my friend!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:26 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:24 PM
My people call them courgettes...
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:26 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 07, 2021 09:27 PM (TdMsT)
I'm living the business travel dream. A long way from home and bored stiff
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (nXYKo)
We got notice today that no TDY if you aren't vaxxed. Also, were told that unless you have a medical excuse, there's no good reason to not get vaxxed. Now, I have to document my religious exemption so when they fire me because I can't go to jobsites, I will be able to sue their bony asses.
Fuck me.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:27 PM (SDdx5)
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I've got nothing but respect for neurosurgeons. Especially V's. Besides being a great surgeon, he's very nice, and he's sweet on her. He bought her a doll before her last follow-up a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:27 PM (FvCkv)
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Had one break through a screen and came in on a houseboat once. Perk you up quick from a dead sleep quick.
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:27 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I thought the seed came FROM the tips
Posted by: as if Miklos would know at September 07, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Aside from that little problem, since most of the CO2 resulted from burning coal, where exactly do they propose to put all this reconstituted carbon? The weight of the CO2 in the atmosphere is roughly 3,000 gigatons. If a third of that is anthropogenic and needs removal, they'd have to find a place to store on the order of 1,000 gigatons of carbon.
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the fortuitous incidences at September 07, 2021 09:23 PM (LMzpI)
* * * *
That's what I call doing your civic duty!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:28 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:28 PM (xK9An)
Talk about boomerangs in front of your computer and two minutes later, ads from BoomerangesRUs.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (8yxCl)
Uh fer sure. I know the war has fucked some people up, badly. But to do that, you've got to be demon-possessed. PTSD doesn't explain that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:29 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: Billionaire zucchini farmer Miklos at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Miklos. Get past those gals. Honestly, they really are taking advantage of you.
You're better than this...
Or...maybe not...some of us have imaginings about you...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (MViHT)
Zuckerberg bread: bad
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (SDdx5)
Considerations on the Great Reset
and the New World Order
https://is.gd/H6Mo3H
A long read but worth it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (mD/uy)
Carbon dioxide is very unreactive. You have to beat the living daylights out of it to convert it to anything of value.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)
My good man, let's not let technical details get in the way of large scale short-term grift!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (0OP+5)
Well all righty then, someone's sea level is about to sink. Put it on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (qsfSB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And beans
Posted by: Mr. Taggart with dining suggestions at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (8yxCl)
I think there was a guy who decided to dump iron into the Bering sea to increase uptake on CO2, and I think the only result was to increase the Salmon catch for the following couple of years.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (UUBmN)
Carbon dioxide is very unreactive. You have to beat the living daylights out of it to convert it to anything of value.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (/U27+)
So, let me guess. You need a lot of energy to do that, which comes from....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:32 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:32 PM (BsWNJ)
Nothing. No rain, no wind, no hail. We wuz robbed!
Posted by: mindful the weather-watching webworker at September 07, 2021 09:32 PM (LMzpI)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (UUBmN)
I intend to copy the Catechism concerning abortion and let it go at that. I ain't going to hell for the Corps.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:32 PM (SDdx5)
Yes. Fishing all over that. Got some awesome trout here across the road in the river. Lucky, I guess....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:33 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 09:03 PM (8548M)
good luck Mrs Peel !
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 09:33 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:33 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (8yxCl)
*holds up lighter*
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (s94di)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Moar fizzy drinks!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (r1z5A)
Sooo tired of the "victims of the Church" liars.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
According to the judge's logic, I guess that if a Catholic school teacher bragged on Facebook about getting abortions, the school couldn't fire her unless she taught religion.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (+lVUW)
Carbon dioxide is very unreactive. You have to beat the living daylights out of it to convert it to anything of value.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (/U27+)
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Unless you're a tree.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (fIESr)*
Mrs. tbodie:
No. Nope. No.
And they probably don't use orange juice, either.
Posted by: tbodie at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (5nCvD)
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (qsfSB)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (ZsR3z)
Are they capturing that? Or, is that the good, carbon?
Wyatt has a piece in the sidebar about a sheriff giving a beating to a prisoner.
Guy tried to drown his 6 mo old kid.
Deputies saved the child but now the sheriff is in trouble.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (FtJ1S)
"Make him into bread."
(tents fingers)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:33 PM (xK9An)
* * * *
Gourmet reviewer: "Too doughy. What a waste of flour."
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:35 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2021 09:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Probably in New Jersey with Biden
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 09:35 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you sous-vide the charcoal first....
Posted by: Miklos looks for win-win like a Boss MBA at September 07, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:35 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 09:35 PM (bTQ72)
The person who did that to a loaf of bread is a dangerous person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2021 09:35 PM (EZebt)
I was confronted by a Karen today...
I have no patience with this. And, yeah! We're back to muzzles. Thanks, CO!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:36 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 09:36 PM (R6sRP)
Perhaps start there. Good luck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:36 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: pep
GLAREY GLARE GLARE
Posted by: Many Many lesbians at September 07, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 09:37 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: davidt at September
I'd love to be huddled down, curled up with a lover, listening to the booms and feeling the rumbles as the storm blew through.
Nothing better than a crazy thunderstorm.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:37 PM (U2p+3)
A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping
of a leaky roof in a rainstorm; restraining her is like restraining the wind or grasping oil with the hand.
The more things change....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 09:37 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:37 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:37 PM (qsfSB)
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2021 09:38 PM (N/iqz)
Bet they last 30 seconds before being scrapped by the locals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (qsfSB)
Walk up to one, wearing your mandated WuFlu mask, and enough eye make up to confuse the facial recognition software. Whip out a spray can of black paint, and spray over all the robot's optical sensors. Then whip out you cordless drill, drill a hole where it counts, and squirt in a pint of 10% HCl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:38 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Keto Miklos at September 07, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (N/iqz)
Quite the rock n roll light show at about 3AM lasting until 4.
Lightning was center stage compared to the thunder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
I think I might just slap down Revelations and mention needing the mark to buy or sell...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (UUBmN)
Perhaps start there. Good luck.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:36 PM (mD/uy)
Yeah, I got this. I used to teach it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Keto Miklos at September 07, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
*fistbump*
Posted by: David Frum at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (yQpMk)
Really not the right sort of story. In fact, completely messing up the sort of story. But I am trying to think if Rush would figure out a way to say, regarding decreased CO2: Women, minorities, and PLANTS hardest hit!
Posted by: MikeM at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (6WyvU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (xK9An)
"The Ice Cream Social Network"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Abbey of St. Miklos Road at September 07, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at September 07, 2021 09:25 PM (mUjU3)
What you will wind up with will be like trying to get Century Link to restart your phone service after missing two months payment
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (HG00O)
>>can we switch for Covid-19 to Fauci-19?
Only if the MSM and or the Donks make it a thing otherwise nothing much is likely to happen to that dipshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (AyUCK)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 09:40 PM (fIESr)
I suppose the Snitch-Droids have some sort of anti-tampering defence -- tear gas or flash-bang launchers or some such...
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:41 PM (zuibd)
Cody Jinks - Loud and Heavy
https://youtu.be/Pwa0BPlr9_Q
Posted by: Doof at September 07, 2021 09:41 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I plan to make bikini or thong masks
take the scissors to one of those light blue ones, cut everything away from the top band attached to the ear thingies with a 3/4 inch center strip running down the
center of me nose
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)
Unless you're a tree.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
__________
And trees do it at ambient temperature and pressure. How they do it we've never been able to replicate in a lab.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 09:42 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:41 PM (zuibd)
Yes they are evil, not stupid!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2021 09:42 PM (N/iqz)
Uh,huh.
I so love it here....
Thanx for having me...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:43 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: pep
Saw that...holy shit. And somehow Nevada got moved to the midwest.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)
One thing that they are doing is pumping huge amounts of CO2 from industrial processes into very deep depleted oil/gas reservoir. So deep, the normal pressure is such that the CO2 condenses to a liquid. But, basically, it still consumes a fuckton of energy to compress the CO2 and pump it down, and it's just kicking the can down the road. Sooner or later, some natural process will cause those CO2-laden reservoirs to "burp".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:43 PM (8yxCl)
Untrue. I used to grow several plants in my lab.
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:43 PM (ZsR3z)
nurse, have you looked at your email?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Wait. So who here "had" you? Gonna need a name for the medal ceremony.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2021 09:44 PM (313um)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 09:44 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Miklos Chong at September 07, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
I can see no way that this goes wrong.
Posted by: Lake Nyos at September 07, 2021 09:45 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)
Zod Imperial.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:45 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 09:31 PM (UUBmN)
I intend to copy the Catechism concerning abortion and let it go at that. I ain't going to hell for the Corps.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
One of the religious positions against the vaccines is based on the use of hek-293 protocols used in the vaccine production. HEK293 is a cell line derived from human embryonic kidney cells grown in tissue culture. They were taken from the kidneys of aborted fetuses. It is a common protocol used in the majority of vaccines we currently use. To simplify the process think of the Hek-293 as an incubator.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 09:45 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: pep
Saw that...holy shit. And somehow Nevada got moved to the midwest.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
* * * *
And Americans and allies are not being abandoned in Afghanistan!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:45 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: callsign claymore at September 07, 2021 09:46 PM (cWF/u)
Posted by: mindful the civically dutiful webworker at September 07, 2021 09:46 PM (LMzpI)
COMM, you seem to be in your natural environment here!
I am so sorry for you!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:46 PM (hOUT3)
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I apologized. Only said it because you called a nood that wasn't there yet. No biggy to me, hope it isn't to you.
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:46 PM (+ya+t)
Milady Jo and I had lunch at a rock'n'roll nostalgia burger joint. Can't complain.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the fortuitous incidences
I was up for jury duty once. A bunch of us waited in a room for about an hour. Then the judge came in and said thatin both cases we were on hold for, the persons charged made a deal and pleaded guilty. So, I spend my day off from work shopping and going to lunch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW
All that sweet juror pay no doubt.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)
Example:
Employer: "You must take the vaccine."
Employee: "You can go to Hell and burn, mutherfucker."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 09:48 PM (5We2S)
My university keeps sending emails about vaccination status.
I reply by forwarding them back.
But South Carolina, still reasonably free.
Posted by: Miklosian Responsifications SA de CV at September 07, 2021 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Biden's new CAFE standards will be kicking in and car manufacturers are already moving to accommodate them.
What does that mean? _ Downsizing,
two examples: 1. A mid size Hyundai a few years ago you could get a V-6, now, a 2.5 four banger with a blower is an upgrade.
2. An F-150 comes with a sewing machine engine if you want a V-8 you buy a Super Duty.
This is an analogue of Carter 1978.
Now is the time to buy your - for the next ten years car. It won't get better for a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard's gas prices won't be going down at September 07, 2021 09:49 PM (r+bQT)
also, my sister was on a jury for a rape trial, and her husband was on a jury for a murder trial. Very unpleasant. My sister said her husband would not talk about the murder trial.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:49 PM (+lVUW)
Good point. Wendy's has revamped their fries to be hotter longer and crunchier. Also, less of something, and less, which is thirty percent of less.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:49 PM (xK9An)
I swear there's PET milk in those things...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Example:
Employer: "You must take the vaccine."
Employee: "You can go to Hell and burn, mutherfucker."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 09:48 PM (5We2S)
Some times religious texts can be ambiguous. In this particular instance it is not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
It's the mileage perk where one really makes bank.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bert G at September 07, 2021 09:50 PM (2Z1r4)
Posted by: Abbey of St. Miklos Road
The missing 18 minutes of Nixon's tapes. You might have been mentioned.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 09:50 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 07, 2021 09:45 PM (rwusL)
I was so glad to hear that, for a few minutes I thought that pResident BiDong was totally corrupt, incompetent, and hated legal citizens of the US.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 09:51 PM (Nv5N5)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2021 09:52 PM (ecYxZ)
Posted by: Alma Mater at September 07, 2021 09:52 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 09:48 PM (5We2S)
Some times religious texts can be ambiguous. In this particular instance it is not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I would make a donation to the nice (if a bit aggressive) ladies at the Sanctified First Church of Daily Crucifixions and ask them to come in to Witness and save a Soul
Posted by: Aunt Miklos-Esther, you fish-eyed fools at September 07, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
In November the 50th anniversary (one year late) edition of Let It Be is being released.
One of the things it will contain is a copy of the album the Beatles originally wanted to release, called Get Back. It was supposed to be a throwback to 50s rock and their early 1960s sound.
The proposed cover for Get Back eventually became the cover of Beatles 1967-1970.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
IKR!
One has to kick it here, or, maybe get ones ass kicked.
Me, yeah,baby. I'm sooo good with Hordesters...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:53 PM (MViHT)
Employer: "You must take the vaccine."
Employee: "You can go to Hell and burn, mutherfucker."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-xxx-
**snort**
I lolololol'd
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 09:53 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:53 PM (U2p+3)
No mask mandate in swingin' Upstate Newyorkistan -- the folks here are taking to wearing the face diaper again all on their own...
Except, I went to concert a week ago -- 20,000 people and two (2) masks -- it was glorious!
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 09:54 PM (zuibd)
BOW AND WEEP!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 09:53 PM (U2p+3)
Hey Nurse, I thought about sending you an email.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
"Unindicted co-conspirator"
Story of my life
Posted by: Statute of Miklosian Limitations at September 07, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 09:50 PM (R6sRP)
Man! That was the worst &^&%&* attack of )%^%$%$ gas I have ever had. Good thing Rosemary Woods had the presence of mind to shut off the recorder.
Posted by: zombie Richard Nixon at September 07, 2021 09:55 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 09:55 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 09:55 PM (bTQ72)
Don't call me Potato, tornado
Call me tornado, Potato
Don't call me Potato, tornado
Well, I went down across the country
And I heard the voices ring
People talkin' softly to each other
And not a word could change a thing
Posted by: Braenyard's gas prices won't be going down at September 07, 2021 09:55 PM (r+bQT)
Posted by: Miklos' interest is piqued at September 07, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alma Mater
This is going to explode across a shitload of campuses...be fun to see how the msm covers it.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 09:56 PM (r1z5A)
What? Chew says to wash'im.
Choot'em all.
Posted by: micky at September 07, 2021 09:56 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 07, 2021 09:56 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2021 09:52 PM (ecYxZ)
Get two to meet and snitch each other to death. "Excercise your prime function!"
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (fIESr)
Employer: "You must take the vaccine."
Employee: "You can go to Hell and burn, mutherfucker."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 09:48 PM (5We2S)
That'll work, I expect. It will certainly affect a change of some kind.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (SDdx5)
Every single comment in the comments section was like "Good! They should do that here" "Yeah! Put all the Republicans in prison!" and even a few praising Communism for Doing it Right.
This is the tone at every tech site I read, among their commenters. Every single one. They all want us dead.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (OssQ4)
(dusts off boater, dons seersucker suit, winks at mirror, beats a menial, grins)
Picnic, sho now.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf The Palpatine Regency at September 07, 2021 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
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Well he he clocked in two comments late.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (HG00O)
All is good. I'm very new here. One has to bring ones thing to the party.
Yall have been here way longer than me.
I just love that I'm getting to hang here....
Best. Place.Ever....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: dartist
Or, make French toast with it and douse it with maple syrup. Yeah, I said it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (dlC0g)
what is this about?
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper signed a bill last week banning the 'Carolina Squat', a popular truck and SUV modification with a raised front and lowered rear.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 09:59 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (OssQ4)
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They are all scientists
Posted by: Braenyard's gas prices won't be going down at September 07, 2021 09:59 PM (r+bQT)
Posted by: dartist
Or, make French toast with it and douse it with maple syrup. Yeah, I said it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 09:58 PM (+lVUW)
No arguments here on the syrup issue.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Or a Mardi Gras krewe.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 09:59 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 10:00 PM (fIESr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:00 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Bert G at September 07, 2021 10:01 PM (2Z1r4)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:01 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: Jocko Homo at September 07, 2021 10:01 PM (4I/2K)
It's worth the time to watch.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 07, 2021 10:01 PM (FtJ1S)
I liked it when I was a kid, but that was an excuse to eat butter and syrup, and my tastes have changed
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 10:02 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 10:02 PM (qsfSB)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 07, 2021 10:02 PM (oSX/P)
This is the tone at every tech site I read, among their commenters. Every single one. They all want us dead.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (OssQ4)
Suggested response: "I take comfort in the fact that sooner or later all of you will die from blood clots causes by the vaxx, and I can leisurely pick over your belongings, and keep those that please me."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:02 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Jeezs! Leave it to the horde to grab something innocuous and run it up the flagpole .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 10:02 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I had a Soviet "Slava" watch once.
Good as armband signifying lack of concern for punctuality.
Posted by: Miklosov, Friend of All Noble Behind Schedule Peoples at September 07, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 09:57 PM (OssQ4)
The feeling is mutual, and we have the means.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: banana Dream
Just don't ask her for Sockmonkys, you'll end up conversing with someone from Outer Slobovia.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Sal at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (3c1fY)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Heh
He said "flagpole"
Posted by: Beavis, Miklos and Butthead at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Still, the constant jabber about a virus that doesn't really seem to be that bad. Maybe. Cause a year and a half later, it's still hard to get a definitive handle on what is going on. It's not even clear if the supposed tests give correct answers. The governments nearly everywhere can't content themselves with living high on the hog with confiscated money, they have to keep trying to force everyone to jump like frogs. Any media including sports and hobby media is stuffed full of blatantly ridiculous propaganda. People think they are fighting noble battles because they disagree with the plainly Biblical statements in the religion and somehow they think they should be able to ignore the tenets and still think of themselves as members of the religion. The constant complete attempts at social and lifestyle upheaval to fight a supposed crisis of which there has been no observable evidence in the 25 years they have been going on about it. Why doesn't it all just stop? Why don't people just laugh at them and ignore it?
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 07, 2021 10:02 PM (oSX/P)
Try the cane rats, maybe?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (HG00O)
Knowingly spreading AIDS is okay though.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklosov, Friend of All Noble Behind Schedule Peoples at September 07, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Soviet watch: only ticks, because afraid to tock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (8yxCl)
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That sounds good. CBD isn't the boss of everybody.
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (5We2S)
Moron: Can we sentence the defendant to death?
Judge: Sir, this is a negligence case involving a car crash.
Moron: But the death penalty is still on the table, right?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Braenyard
I wonder if Pixy Misa has noticed this? I seriously think its why no right-winger Twitter alternatives or -- bless Mike Lindell's naive heart -- Amazon alternatives will ever last more than a few months, until they get hacked or sabotaged. Because most people in computer sciences are straight-up murder-minded Communists. It's literally out in the open on every tech, gaming, sciency site I read.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (mNhhD)
boy, have Obama and Biden armed or paid some of our islamic enemies pretty good ? no?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (bTQ72)
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One of the pics that Zombie posted a year or so ago was the opposite - a bikini made out of masks.
Posted by: junior at September 07, 2021 10:06 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 10:06 PM (U2p+3)
Damn those flagpoles...you dick....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:06 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:06 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (2DOZq)
Well, it's not like we can control our random rutting. Ergo, abortion and AIDS are just, well, required.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 10:07 PM (SDdx5)
I never have had zucchini bread as far as I recall. My guess is the zucchini part is about as relevant as carrots are to carrot cake. Sure they are there, and play a role, but people don't eat it because they love carrots.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:07 PM (JOV35)
Believe or not, legislators listen to people with guns, which is why the Demonrats are trying desperately to outlaw guns.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 07, 2021 10:07 PM (P3SOV)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 10:07 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Honorary Grand Marshal Miklos Rip-Taylor, with Zulu coconuts at September 07, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 10:08 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 10:08 PM (r1z5A)
No, I read these places to know.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:08 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:09 PM (MViHT)
Unmasked
Unmuzzled
Unvaccinated
Unafraid
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 10:07 PM (R6sRP)
Same, but I cheated by getting the hell out of Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin is also an Ungulate at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (zuibd)
... It's literally out in the open on every tech, gaming, sciency site I read.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus
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That big EMP in the sky
Posted by: Braenyard's gas prices won't be going down at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (r+bQT)
Posted by: MammaB at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (nlt0R)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (B8UZp)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM
Yep. Full court press. It's very 1930s German.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Honorary Grand Marshal Miklos Rip-Taylor, with Zulu coconuts at September 07, 2021 10:08 PM
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (zuibd)
...,,
Correct.
It's like calling a Manhattan a cherry drink.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (5We2S)
I was properly not having it without going too far. I figure the guy is scared as crap or a drone and no legit argument could be had. He asked me if I had heard of the pandemic and I told him I hadn't.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (JOV35)
Do not tell CBD this....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:09 PM (MViHT)
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There'll be a massacre in the Mid-Morning Art Thread.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (CAJOC)
and the New World Order
https://is.gd/H6Mo3H
A long read but worth it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (mD/uy)
jaw-dropping letter
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (oEn12)
Its really hit and miss... some communities are masking back up... some like my little town are saying F it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 10:12 PM (oHd/0)
I actually did that.
Me-"They still got the Death Penalty in this state?"
Them-"This will not be ca riminal case"
Me-"the jury will decide that"
Home in less than an hour.
Posted by: Miklos would do it differently now at September 07, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (3/XaG)
Have you been to Walmart lately?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
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Because the vast majority of the country does not believe in God, I mean truly understand and believe. The majority of people that claim to be Christians are no such thing. Going to church on Easter and Christmas only doesn't cut it...
The sad part is that it's really not that hard.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 10:12 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 10:13 PM (U2p+3)
what is this about?
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper signed a bill last week banning the 'Carolina Squat', a popular truck and SUV modification with a raised front and lowered rear.
It's a fad appearance modification, which I would think would be pretty dangerous unless you only drove the vehicle at slow speeds around town. At freeway speeds the air underneath has to lift weight off the front wheels and mess up your grip for turning. I don't think they use hydraulics either like lowriders do so once you set the truck up like that it stays that way
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 10:13 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at September 07, 2021 10:14 PM (44VJq)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (B8UZp)
I was in Woodside for dinner a few weeks ago. Unfortunately everyone was wearing masks except at their tables.
Fucking idiots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 10:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 10:13 PM (U2p+3)[/i
Easy for you to say!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
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The vast majority of "tech news" websites are all owned by the same company. This happened back when Gawker started collecting tech news and video gaming sites. When Gawker went bankrupt, the tech news sites were sold as a complete bundle to their current owner. The viewpoints of the people running those sites has not changed in the meantime, and they all quote each other and reinforce their narratives in an incestuous fashion. People who have different opinions probably stopped visiting the sites when every last one of them came out against the public during Gamergate a while back.
There's diversity of opinion in tech news. But you have to get off the beaten path and go find some of the lower profile sites.
Posted by: junior at September 07, 2021 10:14 PM (PTw5h)
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Hmmm. When I was a full time teacher in a Catholic school there was a morality clause in our contracts, even though I didn't teach any religious ed classes. Also, why "fire" a substitute teacher. It's essentially a daily contract. Just don't call him any more to come sub. When I started, I had my name on the sub list of several schools. Some never called me to work.
Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 07, 2021 10:15 PM (RIPpb)
It's a fad appearance modification, which I would think would be pretty dangerous unless you only drove the vehicle at slow speeds around town. At freeway speeds the air underneath has to lift weight off the front wheels and mess up your grip for turning. I don't think they use hydraulics either like lowriders do so once you set the truck up like that it stays that way
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 10:13 PM (3/XaG)
Certain classes of drag racers, e.g. "gassers" used that stance to improve weight transfer to the rear axle. But not really for the street.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:15 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: MammaB at September 07, 2021 10:10 PM (nlt0R)
Is there any guidance on not-religious-because whatever exemption? Probably not. Never hurts to ask.
(more bedtime gyro snack)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 10:16 PM (xK9An)
Awesomeness to the Horde...
Oh yes. I'm way new here. But, you know what?
I gotta say, thanks. Thanks so very much for welcoming me....
You guys really do kick it.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:16 PM (MViHT)
It makes the owner look retarded. I wonder if there were a bunch of accidents they can point to, to justify banning it for reasons other than making the owner look retarded?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:17 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 07, 2021 10:17 PM (B8UZp)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at September 07, 2021 10:14 PM (44VJq)
All power retards; absolute power retards absolutely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:18 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: hogmartin is also an Ungulate
I live in the Socialist Republic of Washington. It took me 2 centuries to build my house , my kids will verify. I ain't a leavin as long as I am standing. If I'm not standing chances are a few others will be horizontal with me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 10:18 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2021 09:30 PM (mD/uy)
jaw-dropping letter
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby
Key term- "scientism"
Posted by: Miklosist at September 07, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
I actually was called in with one other group (I think it was kind 40 to a group) and witnessed jury selection.
The kept asking potential jurors if they had ever had contact with the police. Several were like "No" and everyone else was like "I had a speeding ticket", etc.
I was sitting out in the gallery thinking "Oh shit, I hope they don't get to me".
"Mr. Clinger, have you ever had an encounter with the police?"
"How long ya got? Just want the highlights?"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
7 dollars because they paid for half a day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:16 PM (MViHT)
Aw, nice of you to say that. It's the only way to keep it under the couch, really. Otherwise it tries to crawl out and... I mean, just look at that thing. Who the hell wants to look at that? Not me, that's for sure.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 07, 2021 09:12 PM (AyUCK)
I don't want to see their monkey bread.
Posted by: banana Dream
And definitely don't want to see their spotted dick!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (eXKYC)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:05 PM (OssQ4)
There are a lot of leftists in tech yes. But an element of what you're seeing is leftists just can't shut the fuck up. When you're full of shit you can't just sit back and watch how reality unfolds. You have to keep yammering on about the stupid shit you adhere to. Psyching your self up, denying the humanity in your apponent, chanting the day's propaganda.
Most people on this side are done talking.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (fIESr)
Posted by: Miklosian Labs LLC at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Whatever.
I love all of you. Even the assholes!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 10:06 PM (U2p+3)
Awww, garsh! *Dopey blush*
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 10:20 PM (4I/2K)
https://www.theburningplatform.com /2021/08/16/religious- exemption-example/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2021 10:20 PM (Mzdiz)
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I think it's there for moisture, I don't really taste zucchini in it.
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:20 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 07, 2021 10:21 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 10:18 PM (R6sRP)
That's fair. I used to say that; it's my home, they can get the hell out, I'm not moving. Then they made it so it wasn't my home any more. So I don't really judge either way, really.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 10:22 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:22 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:20 PM (+ya+t)
It's pretty hard to taste zucchini in zucchini. Stuff just tastes vaguely "green" to me. Which is OK, you can use it as a vehicle for sauce. Bland has its place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:22 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Mickey Mouse gerbil-injected Co gummint at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (B8UZp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 07, 2021 09:51 PM (hOUT3)
Now the media can get back to gushing over his eating ice cream. I so enjoy their coverage of democrats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
I'm sure you're right, and most I read are mainstream. Mainstream for those niches, anyway. A few are Vox Media. Petapixel, Gizmodo. Mostly linked from Bad Blue Tech news, Dog Ross' Twitter-scraper aggregator. All the video game sites have nothing but SJW comments, except one that doesn't, and just has idiotic, angry, cynical, outright racist venom instead.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (OssQ4)
"Don't get us wrong, you own your home, it's yours and yours alone, forever. You just have to pay us to stay in it and keep it that way." Wha...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
https://www.theburningplatform.com /2021/08/13/guide-to -religious-exemptions/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2021 10:23 PM (Mzdiz)
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I think it's there for moisture, I don't really taste zucchini in it.
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:20 PM (+ya+t)
that makes sense. I think carrots do something similar. They add a bit of sweetness too.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:24 PM (JOV35)
I got out of jury by telling the man with The Form that one has to fill out to get paid that I wasn't going to fill out his form unless there was a law requiring one to do so...
He asked how did I expect to get paid, and I told him that I need no compensation to fulfill my civic responsibilities!
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:24 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: Miklosist at September 07, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
I also like "irenicist ecumenism" and intend to use that at every opportunity
but its the stuff about Albert Pike thst made my eues goggle
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 10:24 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: InCali at September 07, 2021 10:24 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 07, 2021 10:25 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 07, 2021 10:25 PM (u1eUk)
Most people on this side are done talking.
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Also, stories keep coming out about what are essentially non-progressive (not necessarily even conservative, but merely "not insane") comp sci people who are successfully burrowing their way into companies that the progs think are "safe", and taking advantage of the rules that the progs have put into place to make their workplaces "safe".
There are plenty of conservatives in comp sci. But a lot of them are forced to keep a low profile at work because of the nature of their co-workers. Others are parts of companies that elements of tech and government are trying to bankrupt and drive out of business.
Posted by: junior at September 07, 2021 10:25 PM (PTw5h)
All of a sudden, we (CO), are required to don our muzzles.
Why?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Because in unrestrained Red states the cases are dropping. In order to counteract this, the blue states must remask in order to point at SOMETHING they can claim caused the numbers to drop.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 10:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (+ya+t)
Oh really?
Posted by: Naked Man On Ottoman at September 07, 2021 10:26 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Peter (just call me Pete) Zah at September 07, 2021 10:26 PM (a4vvV)
Also ignore the Biden Junta talking about making everyone here get the first booster then did nothing in Israel.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:26 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Miklos, finger on nose at September 07, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
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I CAN'T BREATHE!
Posted by: Plant Life at September 07, 2021 10:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:22 PM (8yxCl)
I used to hate cucumbers as a kid. I am not exactly sure why. But they can be great in sauces like tzatziki. And unlike most ingredients, there is no comparable substitution. The water levels of cucumber is off the charts.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:27 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:28 PM (DpkTQ)
you can take a nice poop there, nice people, cops don hassle ya
Posted by: homeless guy in a D run city at September 07, 2021 10:28 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (44VJq)
Yeah. 2 foot long zucchinis. The bread will only go so far...
Unless you have an eating machine in your house...
And then....I never get to eat it...because I actually have an eating machine in your house. Dammit.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (MViHT)
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That sounds good. CBD isn't the boss of everybody.
Posted by: dartist
Planning a hijacking?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (R6sRP)
A healthy culture wouldn't stand for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:28 PM (DpkTQ)
On the other hand, if your born with XY you can beat up women if you claim you are as well, and society has a much different standard of punishment in that regard.
But I am sure their are no sociopaths who have or will figure that out.
Posted by: Bete at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (Ojki1)
Also ignore the Biden Junta talking about making everyone here get the first booster then did nothing in Israel.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:26 PM (DpkTQ)
And until further notice, don't bring up the conformist Socialist northern European Sweden which... said "stay home if you're sick, otherwise just be adults about it" and is doing just fine. You'll know when it's OK to use Nordic countries as an example again, because we'll be beating you with them.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Miklos, finger on nose
LOL.
Someone recently suggested we need our own Cockney rhyming slang.Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (OssQ4)
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And if you burrow down just a bit (I think most of them will state it somewhere on their websites), you'll notice that most - if not all - of those sites are owned by the same conglomerate.
Posted by: junior at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (PTw5h)
I actually was called in with one other group (I think it was kind 40 to a group) and witnessed jury selection.
The kept asking potential jurors if they had ever had contact with the police. Several were like "No" and everyone else was like "I had a speeding ticket", etc.
I was sitting out in the gallery thinking "Oh shit, I hope they don't get to me".
"Mr. Clinger, have you ever had an encounter with the police?"
"How long ya got? Just want the highlights?"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (5We2S)
Before or after I quit drinking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
"How long ya got? Just want the highlights?"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (5We2S)
Before or after I quit drinking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
"None that I recall."
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 10:31 PM (ghoDT)
A healthy culture wouldn't stand for it.
Posted by: 18-1
I've seen way too many signs of barbarism, then, in videos at various Chuck E Cheese and Waffle House venues.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 10:32 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 09:18 PM (8yxCl)
Lisa, in this house we obey the second law of thermodynamics!!
Posted by: InCali at September 07, 2021 10:32 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklos-Sartre at September 07, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
"How long ya got? Just want the highlights?"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (5We2S)
Before or after I quit drinking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
"None that I recall."
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 10:31 PM (ghoDT)
"You've got access to those records. There are probably a few there I can't recall."
Posted by: Bete at September 07, 2021 10:33 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:33 PM (MViHT)
A bunch of people raised their hands, he brought them up to talk to them. One person was related to the defendant (what are the odds), everyone else gave a bullshit answer of "I don't like cops" or something like that.
He kept all those people for the jury, told them politely they were assholes and were going to pay for it, and sent everyone else home.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:33 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:04 PM (+ya+t)
Oh really?
Posted by: Naked Man On Ottoman at September 07, 2021 10:26 PM (Q9lwr
Double dawg dare ya
Posted by: Ms Yoko at September 07, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Let me say up front that those who impose a vaccinate mandate as a condition of employment or entry are the moral and ethical kin to the guard outside the showers at Auschwitz.
As a Protestant Christians, even the founding Fathers of the country in which this company exists, believed that we are made in the image of God and thus have unalienable Rights to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
A company has an economic relationship with me that involves me trading a useful service in exchange for compensation. What the company proposes is that they take ownership of my body, not for 2000 hours a year, but for the rest of my life. I can get the Kill Shot on Monday and they still sever the relationship on Tuesday and I can't undo the Kill Shot - it is with me until I die, and I will suffer alone all of the calamity that follows.
What they offer is on par with what Jim Jones offered his followers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 07, 2021 10:33 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
"None that I recall."
Posted by: hogmartin
"Ask my lawyer, once he gets out and his license back"
Posted by: Miklos, Affirmatively Defending at September 07, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (ghoDT)
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I wonder what medical protocols they use for those who do get sick. HCQ and Ivermectin? And I doubt they don't make you wait until your blood O2 is below 80 before they will admit you.
Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 07, 2021 10:35 PM (RIPpb)
I'd like the normies to start talking about convening a new set of Nuremberg trials for the likes of Biden and Fauci as they are violating the Nuremberg code.
The elections may be fixed, but I want them to consider the gravity of what they are doing and what will happen if they fail to steal even one election.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:35 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
"None that I recall."
Posted by: hogmartin
"Ask my lawyer, once he gets out and his license back"
Posted by: Miklos, Affirmatively Defending at September 07, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Probably throws them if you can honestly say you and your bail bond's man exchange Christmas cards since you helped send his kids to college.
Posted by: Bete at September 07, 2021 10:36 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)
That reminds me of Greece. I remember reading around the time of the Iraq War, the most Anti American country in Western Europe was Greece. But then I recalled that half of Greece has emigrated here over the last century. At some point something has to give. If the good guys leave, what are you left with?
ok, not half the country, but a very high percentage left.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:37 PM (JOV35)
So damn depressing. Of course, my yard is mine. Fight me.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:37 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I like it too. I use it in minestrone and a few vegetable dishes. I think the problem is that when people grow it in home gardens, they get so much.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
do I haz to count the ones when I did not have to wear handcuffs.....or just the handcuff ones?
Posted by: homeless guy in a D run city at September 07, 2021 10:38 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 10:19 PM (5We2S)
Before or after I quit drinking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
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"He'll do."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)
sock change!
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 10:38 PM (bTQ72)
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He isn't the boss of me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)
Can't wait to see the art thread tomorrow, as we discover like Icarus what happens when you fly to close to the sun.
Lena Dunham probably has pics of herself nude in body paint, and CBD will decide we have "earned" that image.
*Note to self- sleep in on Wed*
Posted by: Bete at September 07, 2021 10:39 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I like it too. I use it in minestrone and a few vegetable dishes. I think the problem is that when people grow it in home gardens, they get so much.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Amen Sista
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 07, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: A Dingo at September 07, 2021 10:39 PM (pbStR)
The Statists were afraid that those seven armed guys would manage to overthrow the Taliban and claim all of Afghanistan as their own sovereign nation.
The optics would just be terrible.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 07, 2021 10:40 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: hogmartin
*ear-hair sparks set Bernie's remaining highly flammable hair on fire*
Posted by: As Imagined by M at September 07, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
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Could be trouble. Oko Yono recipes on the food thread?
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:40 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:41 PM (MViHT)
A healthy culture wouldn't stand for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 10:28 PM (DpkTQ)
There's an oil wrestling exemption, right?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 07, 2021 10:41 PM (u1eUk)
That was the one I was interested in
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 10:41 PM (oEn12)
Iwas going to say yoko ono in the art thread but the food thread could be worst
belachhhhh
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 10:41 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 10:42 PM (r4sI4)
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Look, I've put up with enough ridicule. I'm not going through this again.
Posted by: Ottoman Guy at September 07, 2021 10:42 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I like zucchini
I cannot lie
I fry it
Unless you try it
Ask not why
Posted by: Miklos likes yellow squash too at September 07, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Sweden is not a socialist country, they have a high tax welfare state but the govt does not own the means of production
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 10:43 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 07, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Honestly, I really can't grow it, being at high altitude.
But, yeah. Friends who do grow it - damn. Giant stuff!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:43 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 10:44 PM (+ya+t)
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Despite that, polls seem to show good news for Elder. The vote is in two parts. The first part is whether Newsome gets tossed, and a lot of voters on both sides of the aisle are upset with him. The second part is who gets to replace him if he's forced out of office, and the winner just needs a plurality. There's no "50% plus one vote" requirement.
Posted by: junior at September 07, 2021 10:44 PM (PTw5h)
The Statists were afraid that those seven armed guys would manage to overthrow the Taliban and claim all of Afghanistan as their own sovereign nation.
The optics would just be terrible.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 07, 2021 10:40 PM (+LCoQ)
Like Executive Outcomes.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:44 PM (JOV35)
wet t-shirt contests are art right? yes?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 10:44 PM (bTQ72)
I don't view the dear Cobs as some sort of 'boss'... It's more like they are like a temperamental rum ruler whose word is still law...
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:44 PM (zuibd)
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"If it saves just one life..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 10:45 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 10:46 PM (xK9An)
Bizarro feed you cheesecake! Cheesecake is terrible!
Posted by: Bizarro at September 07, 2021 10:47 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Quint
*raises hand*
*oh wait, don't have one because they were kicked out by the International Goody Two-Shoes Brigade*
Posted by: People of Sierra Leone at September 07, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:48 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:48 PM (zuibd)
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Half are looking for a woman with large breasts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2021 10:49 PM (VxC1e)
No one, and I mean NO ONE, can grow any of these squashes can pull it off where I live. Where up here in the mountains... Really glad....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:49 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 10:49 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: ZOD
We stopped that when Pixy took over that ONT slot.
Posted by: Vicariously Nostalgic Miklos at September 07, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: junior at September 07, 2021 10:44 PM (PTw5h)
true. I am hoping as are we all. If cheating didn't exist, then it would come down to ground game and enthusiasm. For sure we have enthusiasm, the question is ground game. Maybe a lot of lefties will sit this one out. I hope a lot of people get shocked like with Brexit.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 10:50 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2021 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
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Just like Denmark (Bernie's archetype for a socialist state), Sweden has no minimum wage. OMG! OMG!, everyone is going to starve!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 10:51 PM (DMQdU)
"There is only...suffering...and Jimmy...Connors yelling...at a line judge..."
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 10:51 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Assholes not pissing me off might actually achieve that.
Posted by: Miklos, right short of the Milk of Human Kindness, and if the TP runs out again at September 07, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Rubbed a lamp, and brought forth a genii,
The poor fellow was mute,
And the genii, the brute,
Gave him a twelve inch zucchini.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:52 PM (8yxCl)
Yes! I love this.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:52 PM (MViHT)
Fuck that. Fix it.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 10:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: zombie hitchbot at September 07, 2021 10:53 PM (QU5/8)
Why?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Because once you were allowed to stop wearing masks, you got all uppity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2021 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
There is no income tax in Sweden under approx. USD 30,000
Posted by: Miklos, most of waht everybody thinks they know is RONG at September 07, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 10:54 PM (ybIRR)
A healthy culture wouldn't stand for it.
Posted by: 18-1
Jello wrestling, on the other hand...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2021 10:54 PM (eXKYC)
(Homeschooling) I had both my high school kids read his books: Gifted Hands and You Have a Brain. He was amazing.
Posted by: sassy at September 07, 2021 10:55 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at September 07, 2021 10:55 PM (VxC1e)
Muldoon *might* be proud of you.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 10:56 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at September 07, 2021 10:55 PM (VxC1e)
And if you geld them, they want more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:56 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 10:11 PM (oEn12)
It very clearly ended with a call to arms. Could any one read that and not agree?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 07, 2021 10:56 PM (fIESr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2021 10:54 PM (eXKYC)
Still undefeated.
Posted by: Dewey Oxburger at September 07, 2021 10:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kbdabear
Is 6 AM here
I talk to colleagues after coffee and morning slivovitz
Posted by: Macedonian Content and Virtual Hit Farmers at September 07, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Karlings at September 07, 2021 10:58 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 10:58 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 10:59 PM (zuibd)
Today I was traipsing all over northwestern montco and not one biz was asking customers to mask. Just had nonvaxxed rec to mask signs upSo I was happily unmasked the whole time.
But a few days ago we were in Philly and it was Maskzi City
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 10:59 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:00 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: chris+opher at September 07, 2021 11:00 PM (IyjHW)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 11:00 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Hamlet home for spring break at September 07, 2021 11:01 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 11:02 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Miklos volunteers for the cleanup at September 07, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:02 PM (MViHT)
Just like Denmark (Bernie's archetype for a socialist state), Sweden has no minimum wage. OMG! OMG!, everyone is going to starve!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 10:51 PM (DMQdU)
Denmark is doing away with all mandates and masks, as is Iceland. They decided none of it worked.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:02 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Zettai
More like my old shop teacher monitoring detention. Always at the back of the class where you couldn't see him with a 12" eraser in his hand ready to nail you in the back of the head.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (R6sRP)
Oh. Yeah. Now I remember....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: hogmartin
That's actually brilliant
Except for the ketchup
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (oEn12)
Today I was traipsing all over northwestern montco and not one biz was asking customers to mask. Just had nonvaxxed rec to mask signs upSo I was happily unmasked the whole time.
But a few days ago we were in Philly and it was Maskzi City
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 10:59 PM (oEn12)
Alberta has reimposed the damfool mask mandate. So far, I have avoided donning one. If it happens that I need to enter premises that enforce it, I will put on my M17 CBW mask, and stump into the place, dragging one foot, snorting and blowing like a grampus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Kindltot
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They are proving to be a disappointment.
Posted by: Bernie at September 07, 2021 11:05 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 11:02 PM (ghoDT)
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It's a sandwich!
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 07, 2021 11:06 PM (s94di)
What the holy hell happened here?
I've never seen so many poisoned and stabbed Danes in my life. And I should know because I've been in the Dane Stabbing Business for a few months now.
Jesus Christ it's like the end of Predator 2 in here.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 11:06 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Miklos volunteers for the cleanup at September 07, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Well, if you don't use it, Baby squeaks, and then seizes up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:06 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 07, 2021 11:06 PM (5p7BC)
How is that third mansion going, still smell like failure and betrayal?
Try burning some money to see if you can't drive that stink out
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:07 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 11:07 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
I found the pedagogical approach highly effective when teaching.
Posted by: Miklos, now with Official Certification in Tire Use for Fun and Pleasure at September 07, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Mmmm tasty!!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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That belongs in the sidebar up top!
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 11:08 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 11:09 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 07, 2021 11:10 PM (5p7BC)
One should never, ever, give Zappa trouble. Understand this.
You could have a pile of your own trouble over here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:10 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Kindltot
My wife used some incense she stole from Burlington College to do a Cleansing.
Still smells like stale urine and/or me
Posted by: B. Sanders, (Bolshevik-VT) at September 07, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Fortinbras at September 07, 2021 11:10 PM (VxC1e)
I found the pedagogical approach highly effective when teaching.
Posted by: Miklos, now with Official Certification in Tire Use for Fun and Pleasure
I still have chalk dust in my hair. He was a good teacher. His nickname was 4 finger Charlie.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:11 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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"We never pay any-one coof-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!"
Posted by: Iceland at September 07, 2021 11:11 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Pull my finger
Posted by: Mudder Earf at September 07, 2021 11:11 PM (eXKYC)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 11:12 PM (zuibd)
Mmmm tasty!!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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You've taken your first step into a larger world.
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at September 07, 2021 11:12 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:04 PM (R6sRP)
Wore a flattop? Thick black rimmed gasses?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
He was good, but....
Posted by: 3 Finger Bob at September 07, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Mmmm tasty!!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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Call me when you're ready to tackle exotic deli meats.
Posted by: David Brooks at September 07, 2021 11:14 PM (VxC1e)
His art is creepy, like the cover of the run of H. P. Lovecraft paperbacks.
But worse. Much worse.
It does not help you sleep at night.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:14 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Miklos
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I try the Socratic method with Liberal acquaintances. Sadly, they are too damaged psychically to formulate coherent responses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 11:14 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Aristotle at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (8yxCl)
His art is creepy, like the cover of the run of H. P. Lovecraft paperbacks.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:14 PM (HG00O)
I like his stuff, very Giger-ish.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (ghoDT)
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Taped at the nose because you keep breaking the damn things?
Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (+ya+t)
459 When do we get to the part of the ONT where a woman with large breasts offers to warm cheesecake between the breasts and feed it to Zod?
Posted by: ZOD
We stopped that when Pixy took over that ONT slot.
Posted by: Vicariously Nostalgic Miklos at September 07, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
On the bright side ....
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
More than 200 Seattle cops face being fired over vaccine mandate as 20% refuse to get jab: Staffing crisis looms as department reels from 17% budget cut and 250 officers already quitting over 'anti-police climate'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 07, 2021 11:17 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Tire irons do come in different sizes, you know.
Posted by: Miklos suggests having a Plan B at September 07, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
The guys that always were the ones who could do all of it. Maybe not so much basket weaving...
But, totally able to...electrical, plumbing, woodworking,...
Real men..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:17 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
More than 200 Seattle cops face being fired over vaccine mandate as 20% refuse to get jab: Staffing crisis looms as department reels from 17% budget cut and 250 officers already quitting over 'anti-police climate'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (bTQ72)
Jefferson County Oregon EMS and Law Enforcement are suing the state and Kate Brown over vaccination mandates.
OR Supreme court will probably tell them they have no standing.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:18 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 11:18 PM (zuibd)
His art is creepy, like the cover of the run of H. P. Lovecraft paperbacks.
But worse. Much worse.
It does not help you sleep at night.
Posted by: Kindltot
Luridly fascinating.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2021 11:19 PM (eXKYC)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (bTQ72)
And what do you bet that the "refuseniks" skew heavily towards the oldest, most experienced cops?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:19 PM (8yxCl)
OR Supreme court will probably tell them they have no standing.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:18 PM (HG00O
See Houston nurses who sued & lost
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at September 07, 2021 11:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
George Orwell talked about these people. They are as immovable as the north star.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 11:20 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
??
Read as "concubines"
It's NOT MY FAULT
Posted by: Miklos may need a new monocle at September 07, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:22 PM (R6sRP)
It's NOT MY FAULT
Posted by: Miklos may need a new monocle at September 07, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
If you got a binnacle, you could sea double good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:22 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 11:22 PM (zuibd)
https://stoatnet.org/dothog.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin
If you're going low carb, that's not a bad way to do it.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:23 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Miklos may need some practice at September 07, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:22 PM (KAi1n)
There are carbs in barley, but they go to a good cause.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:24 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:22 PM (R6sRP)
I talked out of turn in class. Once.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 07, 2021 11:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at September 07, 2021 11:25 PM (Eus9b)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
She ran my binnacle
Up her spinnaker
Posted by: Fictitious Sea Chanteys by Peg-Leg Miklos at September 07, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
*luridly pronounces "fascinating"*
Posted by: Miklos may need some practice at September 07, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
She haaaad nine buttons on her nightgown, but she could only fasten eight.
Posted by: Homer and Jethro at September 07, 2021 11:26 PM (8yxCl)
Wore a flattop? Thick black rimmed gasses?
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Taped at the nose because you keep breaking the damn things?
Posted by: dartist
Wear two monocles.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2021 11:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: da Penguin at September 07, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at September 07, 2021 11:25 PM (Eus9b)
Society fears exclusion and punishment.
Some individuals come to expect it no matter what.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 11:28 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Miklos, returning to his search for Authentic Habsburg Moustache Wax at September 07, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:29 PM (MViHT)
His art is creepy, like the cover of the run of H. P. Lovecraft paperbacks.
But worse. Much worse.
It does not help you sleep at night.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Which reminds me, a while back I ran into a picture of this guy. Physicist Nikolai Bondar, at CERN. A shoo-in replacement for Boris Karloff as mad scientist. I mean, doe Central Casting know about this fellow?
https://tinyurl.com/px66v7d7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 11:31 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 11:32 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2021 11:34 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:34 PM (8yxCl)
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Not exactly comfort-inducing...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 07, 2021 11:34 PM (s94di)
I so love you guys....maybe see yall later...
In the meanwhile, yes! Carry on....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:34 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
He looks like he has collided with a Hadron or two.
Posted by: Miklos has probably looked worse at September 07, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
RT if you love abortions
Michael Malice @michaelmalice·
Dont worry, youll be barren soon enough
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 11:36 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 07, 2021 11:16 PM (bTQ72)
And what do you bet that the "refuseniks" skew heavily towards the oldest, most experienced cops?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
One of the indirect results of this will be the lowering of standards for incoming hires. For anyone who has a problem with LEO now, just wait.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:36 PM (R6sRP)
Even if you are selected, only some go into a court room, a small percentage. And from that, a very tiny percentage are selected to be on a jury. Maybe in small towns it is different. I have heard of people who have served on many juries.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 11:37 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: klaftern
Obviously, the remaining 17 Mexicans need Green Cards and relocation money NOW
Posted by: Miklosian Relocation Catholic Lutheran Services at September 07, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:39 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2021 11:40 PM (zuibd)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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My best guess was the Suwannee river...but then I never actually saw it.
Posted by: Stephen Foster at September 07, 2021 11:42 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Stephen Foster
Well, it was far, far from home
Posted by: Miklos near the Pee Dee River at September 07, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
How come we don't have folks like Carlin anymore?
Maybe there's some...Carrolla, Crowder, and, yeah, the Hodge Twins, etc....
But, yeah. Carlin was one of the best...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:44 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:39 PM (R6sRP)
Looks to be pretty close to the middle of Idaho, both North-South, and East-West.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:44 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Austere Mullah Miklos at September 07, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
One of the indirect results of this will be the lowering of standards for incoming hires. For anyone who has a problem with LEO now, just wait.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set," Obama said. "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2021 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
The Statists are STILL trying to sell the idea that a bunch of unarmed normies led by a guy in face paint wearing a fur hat with horns nearly almost took over the country...if they actually believe that, maybe they DO think seven tough armed guys could take over Afghanistan
Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 11:46 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Richard Miklos-Pryor (but you couldn't say that today) at September 07, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:43 PM (KAi1n)
Better give all those Afghans rabies shots. And distemper, bordatella, heartworm, and the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:46 PM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Was going to say the same thing! Not terribly far from here, actually. We are blessed.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 07, 2021 11:47 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 07, 2021 11:48 PM (dB4Iz)
How come we don't have folks like Carlin anymore?
Maybe there's some...Carrolla, Crowder, and, yeah, the Hodge Twins, etc....
But, yeah. Carlin was one of the best...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:44 PM (MViHT)
he was a major lefty. Sure he would speak out and sure he could be really funny. But as far as I know, he was a serious weirdo. That is ok, at least it used to be. Compared to these people today, he was a great American.
I like Dennis Miller. I liked him when he was liberal, so there is that. The left hates him but even many of those guys are afraid to say so, since they know he is smarter than they will ever live to be.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 11:49 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at September 07, 2021 11:25 PM (Eus9b)
Point of order: the Public is an ass.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 07, 2021 11:49 PM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 11:49 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: Miklos
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You are probably aware that Foster originally wrote the song about the Pee Dee river.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 11:49 PM (ELgVT)
In law school I got called for jury duty in Boston. No one gets out of jury duty except cops, judges, and surgeons who have surgery scheduled. Anyways, I was a law student and quite eager to serve, especially since it was during Spring break and I had nowhere to go, plus I ended up get $165 + T money. It was a murder trial at the Dorchester Yacht Club that happened just as I was arriving at school the year before. The name sounded familiar but that's it. I was originally seated in the jury box and after voir dire, was the only original member left. The defense attorney's opening words are the best thing I ever learned during law school:
"Shit, fucking, shit." Pause. "You will hear these words during this trial." That was brilliant. No guilty. (Because he wasn't, essentially by the coroner's admission. The decedent was also an I-95 drug-running "debt collector". GRTBR
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (FvCkv)
Norm MacDonald.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Of course.
I would not foster misinformation in such a piddling way.
Posted by: When Miklos is "probably" aware, it means "probably" at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (BMmaB)
love him.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 11:52 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 11:53 PM (FvCkv)
he was a major lefty. Sure he would speak out and sure he could be really funny.
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Phil Ochs openly condemned Liberals, but was himself a far Lefty. He rightly perceived that 'Liberals' are fundamentally smug hypocrites.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2021 11:53 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Miklos Claven, of the Saluda Clavens at September 07, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 11:55 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Miklos, I think they want to be the closing act at September 07, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
I agree with you. We conservative-minded people should do our damndest to get seated on juries when called, in order to attempt to nullify bad laws, or convict those truly guilty of heinous crimes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 11:56 PM (8yxCl)
Fantastic people. Don't know if any are here still.
But, dammit. Wonderful people here and abroad...
Or something...
Hi Doof. Hi Miklos, CH, and all of the lovely oh-so-fantasticos...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 07, 2021 11:57 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 11:55 PM (QU5/
It's a blighted deathscape. Very few talented people, and most of them are too afraid to tell jokes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 11:57 PM (FvCkv)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 11:58 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yep. Both my parents were from that area. I spent a lot time and boot leather hiking and fishing in that area in my yewt.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 07, 2021 11:59 PM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Is that some kind of "joke"?
Posted by: Brave and Transgressive Feminist Commediperson at September 07, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos the ONT Chaperone at September 08, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:01 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: SFGoth
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My greatest problem with jury duty has been tolerating the reasoning of my fellow jurors. They do not listen, they do not think, they are not experienced in life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 12:02 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2021 12:02 AM (8yxCl)
Posted by: Miklos wishes to make A Statement at September 08, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Peeking is good a lot of times...
Me too...heading off for my last cocktail...I think...
I will continue to peek....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 12:03 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: Xi hanging around his Xi Shed at September 08, 2021 12:03 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:01 AM (mNhhD)
He also played Thomas the tank engine.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 12:04 AM (fIESr)
Posted by: zombie general tso at September 08, 2021 12:04 AM (QU5/8)
*sobs, quietly, forgotten*
Posted by: Peiping at September 08, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos wishes to make A Statement at September 08, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Hard to adorn your fingers with fritos.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 08, 2021 12:06 AM (fIESr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2021 12:06 AM (QU5/8)
"Allha is greatest" aka "My god can beat up your god". That's what they are saying, and the West refuses to even acknowledge this. See also "Peace", and what that means, to a a devout Mohohmadan.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 08, 2021 12:07 AM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Xi hanging around his Xi Shed at September 08, 2021 12:07 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Ministry of State Miklosinations at September 08, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Xi hanging around his Xi Shed at September 08, 2021 12:08 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Xi hanging around his Xi Shed at September 08, 2021 12:07 AM
*snort...
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 12:09 AM (zuibd)
Posted by: zombie general tso at September 08, 2021 12:09 AM (QU5/8)
As I've said oh so many times, you all are wonderful folk. I'm a very lucky person to have found y'all.
Good night, hordesters...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 12:09 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: at the Raffles Hotel at September 08, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Xi hanging around his Xi Shed at September 08, 2021 12:11 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2021 12:06 AM (QU5/
I believe the AOS style book, and all of Texas calls that Frito Pie.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:11 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: Chinese Divorce Court # 2895 at September 08, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bete at September 07, 2021 10:29 PM (Ojki1)
Wasn't there a trans MMA "fighter" who said he was glad when he heard his female opponent's skull crack? And she didn't know that her opponent was trans until she got into the ring?
Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2021 12:14 AM (jBoTu)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
I agree with you. We conservative-minded people should do our damndest to get seated on juries when called, in order to attempt to nullify bad laws, or convict those truly guilty of heinous crimes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Mrs. Sock has been called at least half dozen times. It's never convenient because there is no one to cover for her at work. Never the less she has never tried to avoid it. She's sat for two trials. One was thankfully short. The other took three weeks. She would sit on the jury, come home eat dinner and go to the office and work until midnight. She was called this spring but excused because she wouldn't wear a mask. I have never been called in my 44+ years of being a registered voter. Kinda ticks me off.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 08, 2021 12:14 AM (R6sRP)
That's why I joked with my brother that Barky had him snuffed-- a pre-emptive act by the very thinnest of skins-- because he knew he'd "win" and knew Carlin would skewer him a hundred ways.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 08, 2021 12:14 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:14 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 08, 2021 12:15 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bete
You make that sound like a challenge.
Posted by: Miklos merely observes at September 08, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:16 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Night COMM. Did you remember to put yer shirt back on?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 08, 2021 12:17 AM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
*Miklos is innocent. INNOCENT*
Posted by: Miklos, playing the odds at September 08, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:18 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 08, 2021 12:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
She never said whose shirt came off.
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at September 08, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:19 AM (GQ5VU)
Guess all the names went back into the hat for another shake and draw?
Now that I'm funemployed, they'll probly never draw me again, LOL.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 08, 2021 12:21 AM (dB4Iz)
and
b) never been called for a poll
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Good Morning
Posted by: "Greg" at the Bangalore Call Centre at September 08, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:23 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: "Greg" at the Bangalore Call Centre at September 08, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
___
Hi Greg.
Yes my computer has been running slow.
Sure, you can absolutely log in remotely, let me give you my username and password.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:24 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:23 AM (GQ5VU)
The basis of almost all comedy, is cruelty. Whether to yourself, your wife... or someone else. Even old Physical slapstick was someone being mean to someone.
So if you cannot be cruel nor offend.... comedy ex morte.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 12:24 AM (oHd/0)
"Allha is greatest" aka "My god can beat up your god". That's what they are saying, and the West refuses to even acknowledge this. See also "Peace", and what that means, to a a devout Mohohmadan.
Posted by: Common Tater
DDG " does the Quran promote violence ". Many of the responses will make you want to scream. If you're brave, read the ninth and tenth sura and you'll find the correct answer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 08, 2021 12:26 AM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:26 AM (JOV35)
I always append, ..."someone else's sorrow"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 12:27 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: pep at September 07, 2021 09:34 PM (ZsR3z)
=====
Here is an example of how to use teraton in a sentence:
1,000 gigatons equals a teraton,, and 1000 teratons equals a Stacy Abrams
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:29 AM (U1eOr)
I had never been a Zevon fan before. But at that moment I became one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:29 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:29 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:26 AM (JOV35)
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At least that abomination of a late night show with the Indian chick was cancelled. The entire show was her saying I'm an Indian woman, so laugh.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:30 AM (GQ5VU)
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I've loved Zevon since the 80's when a friend introduced me. Glad you came to your senses!
I didn't like the song linked above. Probably my favorite from him is The French Inhaler.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:31 AM (U1eOr)
Much, but not nearly all.
Screwball comedies of the 30s and 40s, or Wilde's "the Importance of Being Ernest", or Wodehouse, or Shakespeare's comedies are based on absurdity and "misunderstandings".
Fish puns, however, may violate the 8th Amendment.
Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton straight face at September 08, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:31 AM (mNhhD)
Shirt on? What's the point now? Uh, uh, no.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 12:31 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:30 AM (GQ5VU)
i missed out on that one.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:32 AM (JOV35)
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Are you sure that's been codified?
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:32 AM (U1eOr)
I always append, ..."someone else's sorrow"
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Silent film comedy was almost entirely based on that.
Posted by: Miklos has so noticed at September 08, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:31 AM (U1eOr)
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.
or maybe, Send Lawyers Guns and Money
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 12:34 AM (oHd/0)
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Are you sure that's been codified?
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:32 AM (U1eOr)
I think he's just floundering around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 12:34 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (vuisn)
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Are you sure that's been codified?
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:32 AM (U1eOr)
that was a crappie joke to be fair.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (mNhhD)
Today when you look at his films, the plots often seem quite maudlin.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)
or maybe, Send Lawyers Guns and Money
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 12:34 AM (oHd/0)
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Great songs. I get the feeling he was a freak, but he was gifted. Also like the song about the big gorilla from the LA zoo, and Frank and Jesse James.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Miklos shannot at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
But the Importance of being Ernest is poking fun at not only a class of people, but a really silly assertion... that somehow being named Ernest is important.... which is cruel to the Lady who thinks thus.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Eat them up, yum!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:35 AM (GQ5VU)
yeah, that is funny how that worked out. All of them are well to the right of the standard Hollyweird celebrity or an average school teacher. Another weird one is game show hosts. A large percentage of famous game show hosts have been ardent conservatives.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:38 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Back then, people based things on emotion, and were highly influenced by purely emotional appeals.
Not like today.
Posted by: Miklos, too old to be so cynical at September 08, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:40 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can
Right before the Covid hysteria my son-in-law had an extra ticket to a comedy club in Portland so he invited me. I turned him down saying I don't want to be insulted all night. He didn't understand. I told him to pay attention to how many of the jokes are directed at Trump and his supporters.
Later he told me well over half was some kind of dig. I then said since you voted for Trump how did it feel to pay to be the butt of jokes? I detected a small glimmer of understanding.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2021 12:40 AM (UVMn8)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
___
I didn't know that. He was a few years before my time.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 08, 2021 12:41 AM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton straight face at September 08, 2021 12:31 AM
This plaice...
*smh
Posted by: Zettai at September 08, 2021 12:41 AM (zuibd)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:41 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:38 AM (JOV35)
And at least one may have been an assassin for the CIA.
*Gong Show Dance*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:41 AM (x8Wzq)
OTOH, and as I recall, Chaplin's Tramp was constantly desperately trying to stay alive and/or get out of his bad luck slump.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2021 12:43 AM (UVMn8)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 08, 2021 12:44 AM (xNrL5)
RE: SNL - Dennis Miller is damn perceptive and appropriately introspective. These form the basis of his humor which I love.
I remember a couple decades ago watching a call-in show with him on it... No idea what it was but he was on the air taking calls. Someone called in and told Dennis that Dennis had made him laugh a couple times during the show and that he should consider going into comedy.
Dennis was already an established comedian (hence the call in TV show). He said that call made him reconsider everything he'd ever done. He could deal with hecklers and boos, but this guy pantsed him so gently that he was dumbstruck on TV.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:44 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:44 AM (L2ZTs)
*Gong Show Dance*
Posted by: Pug Mahon
That Gene did have killer moves....
Posted by: The Lovely and Talented Jaye P. Miklos-Morgan at September 08, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:45 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Until he got whacked over that airport job.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 08, 2021 12:45 AM (jBoTu)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 08, 2021 12:47 AM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:48 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:48 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:49 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:49 AM (L2ZTs)
I'd go with Mary Pickford as the first megastar.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 08, 2021 12:51 AM (mNhhD)
He named his dog "stay" so that every time he called it the dog would start/stop, start/stop.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:51 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:48 AM (U1eOr)
Yup. Phil Hartman's Sinatra was way more gooder.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:51 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miklos can imagine at September 08, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)
By far the best impressions I've ever seen were Jim Carrey (*SPIT*) back in his early days.
I'll give Joe a look.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:53 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Jed, they're agin' Clara Bow!
Posted by: Granny Clampett at September 08, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
"What'll you have?'
"Whiskey on the rocks. No ice"
Posted by: Miklos can imagine at September 08, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
I once bought powdered water, and didn't know know what to add. Steven Wright.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 12:54 AM (JOV35)
Clara Bow, Theda Bara, Errol Flynn, Louise Brooks.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 08, 2021 12:44 AM (xNrL5)
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if it's not registered mail, you never got it.
besides, here in Lost Angels, i figure they load the pool with Demonrat voting liberals, to make sure the criminals go free.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 12:55 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2021 12:56 AM (U1eOr)
If you tell your dog to fetch...and he brings back another dog...and you try again.....anybody want some dogs?
Posted by: Miklos in the style absurdiste at September 08, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 12:57 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 12:58 AM (rk2/G)
I must add that Jordan Peele is also very good.
Funny part, both Frank and Jordan do great impersonations of Morgan Freeman. Guess which one got called out for it?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 12:58 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)
Clara Bow, Theda Bara, Errol Flynn, Louise Brooks.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
I know one of those, and maybe one other.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 01:00 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)
he is good at impressions.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 01:00 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Darth Vader?
Posted by: Miklos, they all sound alike to me at September 08, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 01:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: An old Stephen Wright one, but solid at September 08, 2021 01:01 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Quint
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When you are standing on the gallows, you have little to lose by kicking the hangman in the balls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, quoting unk. at September 08, 2021 01:03 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 08, 2021 01:03 AM (HKAOM)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Today, Fatty Arbuckle would be the skinniest guy at Walmart.
Posted by: Miklosian Observations S.r.o.o at September 08, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
I didn't take the old one out.
Now I can go 300 miles an hour.
Posted by: An old Stephen Wright one, but solid
If you're traveling in your car at the speed of light and you turn your lights on will they do anything?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 08, 2021 01:04 AM (R6sRP)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Betty Boop
Posted by: Miklos knows Stuff sometimes at September 08, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
*paraphrasing the weirdest comedian ever*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 01:06 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 08, 2021 01:06 AM (a8QNp)
Posted by: Miklos knows Stuff sometimes at September 08, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Vut a dish!!
Posted by: German Soldier in that One Movie We All Know at September 08, 2021 01:07 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 01:09 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: Quint
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When you are standing on the gallows, you have little to lose by kicking the hangman in the balls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, quoting unk. at September 08, 2021 01:03 AM (l0Lgi)
Well, he could let you drop and make sure it did NOT break your neck.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2021 01:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lillie and the Judge sez Hi(gh) at September 08, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: German Soldier in that One Movie We All Know at September 08, 2021 01:10 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2021 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: German Soldier in that One Movie We All Know at September 08, 2021 01:10 AM (x8Wzq)
I thought that was Churchill's African Grey.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2021 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 08, 2021 01:14 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miklos at September 08, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 01:17 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 08, 2021 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)
Those old stars - Arbuckle, etc...man. you guys are freakin' old! Not me, oh, no...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:21 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:25 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:28 AM (MViHT)
Looks like everyone cleared out.
Was my fart that loud?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:35 AM (MViHT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:42 AM (MViHT)
I don't think many of them were that good to be honest. Some of them I despise because after a thousand times, they get a bit stale. Didn't anyone make some art before or after that time? Crap, it has been 35 years.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 01:42 AM (JOV35)
America Rising
@AmericaRising
9h
Joe Biden: "None of them were shouting or complaining. Every one of them were thanking me as if it was something special . . . that I was here."
Them: [video]
https://tinyurl.com/fr9jux24
Posted by: m at September 08, 2021 01:43 AM (rk2/G)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:47 AM (MViHT)
Them: [video]
https://tinyurl.com/fr9jux24
Posted by: m
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I'm amazed by the crowd control...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2021 01:48 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:47 AM (MViHT)
I was country when country wasn't cool. But everyone else listened to them pretty much all the time. Another thing about music is we often link it to certain times in our lives, and even relationships. So I have a soft spot for some of the music from that time, only because of some good and bad times.
I understand nostalgia. But it is odd to me that the supermarkets play the stuff from 86,87, and 88 so often. Most pop is designed to be throw away. But obviously in this case that did not happen.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 01:55 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 01:47 AM (MViHT)
I liked Tiffany when everyone else said they hated her. Sure there is some nostalgia there. But she did some good songs. For some reason it became cool to dislike her. Then again, that would never have worked if she wasn't a mega star already.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 01:57 AM (JOV35)
I totally get the nostalgia part of it. For me, yeah, there certainly was much better country music at that time.
I was a southern rock fan at that time.
As for some of the singers you mentioned, if I was tortured, I wouldn't be able to cite a single song...probably heard them a gazillion times though, I suspect
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 02:19 AM (MViHT)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 08, 2021 02:20 AM (QFVV9)
Sorry Will, but you ought to have written this -
"The first thing we do, let's round up all the TikTok users
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2021 02:22 AM (pNxlR)
ok, not half the country, but a very high percentage left.
Posted by: Quint
3 Greeks in a rowboat ?
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 02:25 AM (arJlL)
Because aren't subs paid by the day?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 02:46 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 02:49 AM (arJlL)
I totally get the nostalgia part of it. For me, yeah, there certainly was much better country music at that time.
I was a southern rock fan at that time.
As for some of the singers you mentioned, if I was tortured, I wouldn't be able to cite a single song...probably heard them a gazillion times though, I suspect
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 08, 2021 02:19 AM (MViHT)
there is a term for that. If something is one your mind, you notice it a lot. I have said the same about many music references here. So much some care about I have never heard of.
But if you get into a certain genre, or even a country like France, when it pops up, you notice it. I know there is a term for this but I am not going to look it up a this point.
Maybe i only notice these songs for a reason. But really i know that is not the case. They play them all the time as if it was 1987. Some bean counter figured out that that is the best play for the stores. But I agree most this stuff was supposed to be throw away music. I think the singers would be surprised we still lean on this stuff.
Posted by: Quint at September 08, 2021 02:50 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: Sponge Bob Miklos at September 08, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Fed Reserve feat. Big Bald Ph.D. Janet at September 08, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 03:04 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miklos, working for the Working man at September 08, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 08, 2021 03:14 AM (DHtun)
I remember having a job. Now I just work for the "Boss". She's started the annual winter's just around the corner warning.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * working for the woMAN at September 08, 2021 03:17 AM (R6sRP)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
Done tole Ya'll peoples
https://tinyurl.com/8kfmcj4z
Posted by: Miklosian James Brown Motivation Seminars LLC at September 08, 2021 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)
I hope Joe strokes out on live TV. They will have a hard time muting the cheering.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * working for the woMAN at September 08, 2021 03:24 AM (R6sRP)
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2021 03:29 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 08, 2021 03:38 AM (xopIz)
I learned something this summer that you all probably already knew- if you keep your cucumbers in cold water in the fridge after picking (or buying) they stay super crisp. Makes a huge difference
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 08, 2021 03:49 AM (DHtun)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
For how long ?
For ever and ever ?
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 08, 2021 03:52 AM (DHtun)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * working for the woMAN at September 08, 2021 03:17 AM (R6sRP)
----
Was just thinking that. I thought yesterday was Monday. Then thought today was Thursday. So I got all the trash ready like its trash day. I take pleasure in that, knowing nothing is getting recycled. No box is getting broke down. I wish I could put an empty box as big as a garbage bag in the bag and set it out.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 08, 2021 03:56 AM (buTO7)
you have been warned,
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 08, 2021 03:56 AM (R5uzV)
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 03:56 AM (arJlL)
you have been warned,
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it
What if its a Sunday ?
You don't fart on SUNDAY, do ya ?
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 04:02 AM (arJlL)
morning.
Thanks, guys!
And with that I'm out the door. Another day, another 50 cents
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 08, 2021 04:05 AM (DHtun)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2021 04:06 AM (quCFJ)
Posted by: JT at September 08, 2021 04:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at September 08, 2021 04:08 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Sponge Bob Miklos
Go to the parking lot in back of the Waffle House. Lots of nice things
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 08, 2021 04:09 AM (nXYKo)
Apparently you also get a consultation about your hair style and other grooming matters. Their grooming tips on their website regarding shaving are more than half right, which is better than I expected.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2021 04:11 AM (quCFJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 10:02
LMAP AOP, I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Posted by: Farmer at September 08, 2021 04:35 AM (55Qr6)
To-date 40,280,001 confirm cases in the USA. Since March there has been 18 months or about 540 days.
40280001/331000000(US Pop.)/540 = 0.0000225
0.0000225 x 10,000 = 2.25 chances per 10,000 per day. So yes, vaccines lessen your chance of an infection but do not come close to eliminating it.
Posted by: Fred at September 08, 2021 06:50 AM (wgxgK)
Posted by: RandbotFan at September 08, 2021 07:58 AM (7E3C4)
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