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1 not first

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 06, 2021 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

2 Heh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 06, 2021 03:31 PM (ZSK0i)

3 I retesting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:31 PM (U2p+3)

4 So much content...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 03:32 PM (BFigT)

5 Dammit.

INTERESTING

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:32 PM (U2p+3)

6 Oh Brother Where Art Though comes to mind.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:32 PM (jvt6t)

7 I retesting.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:31 PM (U2p+3)

Good luck. Hope you pass.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:33 PM (jvt6t)

8 I owned almost exactly that nightstand.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 03:35 PM (nzEdf)

9 I just checked in, to see what condition my condition was in.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 06, 2021 03:35 PM (3ah+O)

10 Oh, while typing that, I got the joke.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 03:35 PM (nzEdf)

11 Open, then closed, then open, then closed...hey, who made CBD governor of a blue state?

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 03:38 PM (UewuT)

12 Odds are that 10 of those beach umbrellas are actually FBI agents.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 03:38 PM (guGkK)

13 Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 03:35 PM (nzEdf)

It took me a minute to get it too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 03:38 PM (AJzTi)

14 After that last Open Thread, all this content just zonked everyone.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:39 PM (jvt6t)

15 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 03:38 PM (guGkK)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 03:39 PM (AJzTi)

16 3 I retesting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:31 PM (U2p+3)


Good for you!

I'm just "testy".

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at September 06, 2021 03:39 PM (nVC+w)

17 Afternoon.

I could *totally* get more than one night from that stand.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 03:39 PM (1Yy3c)

18 Odds are that 10 of those beach umbrellas are actually FBI agents.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 03:38 PM (guGkK)

We have a 71 Alpha Bravo. Will update.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 06, 2021 03:41 PM (jvt6t)

19 Open Thread...Closed Thread...Open Thread...


100 thread rule

Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 03:41 PM (786Ro)

20 12 Odds are that 10 of those beach umbrellas are actually FBI agents.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 03:38 PM (guGkK)

One half is FBI, the other half is CIA and each is trying to get the other to kidnap the governor.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 03:41 PM (1Yy3c)

21 Those are um, um, um, umbrellas.

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at September 06, 2021 03:41 PM (Tnijr)

22 "I could *totally* get more than one night from that stand.
Posted by: Robert"

Wanna double date?

Posted by: Couch Molester at September 06, 2021 03:42 PM (Tnijr)

23 Those are um, um, um, umbrellas.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at September 06, 2021 03:41 PM (Tnijr)

It's funny because he doesn't know how umbrellas work.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:42 PM (jvt6t)

24 "I could *totally* get more than one night from that stand.
Posted by: Robert"

Wanna double date?
Posted by: Couch Molester at September 06, 2021 03:42 PM (Tnijr)


Keep your dirty mitts off her.

Posted by: A Chesterfield and an Ottoman at September 06, 2021 03:43 PM (guGkK)

25 Well Horde... I am still in one piece. My car uh.

Driver in a 2500 was over the center line on a rising curve and well *bang*

So new used car shopping tomorrow.

I really need to win the lottery I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)

26 Willowed:
Am following the Traeger recipe. Just finished 3 hours at 180 then wrap in foil with brown sugar, some honey and a dash of apple juice. Then 2 more hours at 225. Then finish off with bbq sauce.
The smell is out of this world.
Posted by: Diogenes

That'll do. 3 hours is all I can wait!
Did I mention I was lazy?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (KwtXj)

27 Well Horde... I am still in one piece. My car uh.

Driver in a 2500 was over the center line on a rising curve and well *bang*

So new used car shopping tomorrow.

I really need to win the lottery I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)


Call me.

Posted by: Larry Parker Will FIGHT 4U at September 06, 2021 03:45 PM (guGkK)

28 Now that it's raining more than eva
Know that we'll still have each otha
You can stand under my um-ber-Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella

Posted by: Rihanna *Checking watch* at September 06, 2021 03:45 PM (1Yy3c)

29 Glad you are OK Anna.

Posted by: Ronster at September 06, 2021 03:46 PM (mNuGq)

30 BREAKING: CDC Annouces Ban on Oatmeal

Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 03:47 PM (786Ro)

31 Glad you're safe, Anna.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 06, 2021 03:47 PM (G0h3n)

32 So new used car shopping tomorrow.

I really need to win the lottery I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Glad to see you posting after that type of meeting!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 03:47 PM (KwtXj)

33 >>> I am still in one piece.

Glad to hear it.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2021 03:47 PM (UnQlg)

34 Now that it's raining more than eva
Know that we'll still have each otha
You can stand under my um-ber-Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella Ella


*fist fight breaks out in Grammy committee over who gives her best song award*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 06, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

35 I really need to win the lottery I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)

So I guess we're all playing the Powerball tonight.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 03:47 PM (1Yy3c)

36 Still need to call insurance, took Sheriff's about 45 minutes to respond.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:48 PM (3798x)

37 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:48 PM (jvt6t)

38 It's an umbrella organization.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 03:48 PM (63Dwl)

39 Maximum sun on the ' toon. Bimini top closed. Getting vitamin D fix.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 03:48 PM (EX3Vm)

40 Good for you!

I'm just "testy".
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at


Howdy there! How are the folks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:49 PM (U2p+3)

41 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)

are you ok?
does the other driver have insurance?
do you need to call Saul Goodman?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 03:50 PM (oEn12)

42 Maximum sun on the ' toon. Bimini top closed. Getting vitamin D fix.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 03:48 PM (EX3Vm)

Yes. from satellite images, you need a bit more sunscreen.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 06, 2021 03:50 PM (jvt6t)

43 So new used car shopping tomorrow.
I really need to win the lottery I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)
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Glad you're OK.

Did he just keep going?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 03:50 PM (nlbjl)

44 Don't kid yourself, a FBI agent is under ever one.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 03:51 PM (2JoB8)

45
Could the nightstand provide an introduction to the couch?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Parker at September 06, 2021 03:51 PM (hJWil)

46 Driver in a 2500 was over the center line on a rising curve and well *bang*

How scary! I am glad you are o.k. If I win the lottery I will pay for your car-as long as I don't win some little amount.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 03:51 PM (AJzTi)

47 Diogenes! So nice of you to invite me down for dinner!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:52 PM (U2p+3)

48 I am in one piece. Was belted in. Got spin around, car did almost a 180.

Got a snapshot of their insurance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:52 PM (3798x)

49 Seriously, though, glad your okay, Anna.

When you get get the new car make sure to get that big Gatling gun from the A10 installed. The GUI-*mumblemumblemumble* you know the one. Make short work is guys in your lane.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 03:52 PM (1Yy3c)

50 DR CAT if you are around, thank you very much for the great review of the COVID story. I was out cleaning a shed, and missed the post.

Posted by: MikeM at September 06, 2021 03:53 PM (jbRB1)

51 I retesting.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:31 PM


Open or closed book?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 06, 2021 03:53 PM (a3Q+t)

52 47 Diogenes! So nice of you to invite me down for dinner!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:52 PM (U2p+3)
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Be careful. Guys with names like that.
You never know.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 03:53 PM (nlbjl)

53 Open Thread....Closed Thread....Open Thread....

It's A Madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 03:54 PM (R/m4+)

54 BREAKING: CDC Annouces Ban on Oatmeal

Carrots and apples are on the chopping block, too. Soon, vegetarians will be limited to sargassum.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 03:54 PM (KDCRD)

55 Any news on the funeral arrangements for Dana Perino's dog Jasper? Figure it'll be McCain worthy.

Or did Obama take care of that?

I denounce myself

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 03:54 PM (BFigT)

56 He couldn't get far since the impact managed to shatter one of his rims sending the tire spinning off into the weeds.

But he was the one who moved his vehicle from the accident scene.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:55 PM (3798x)

57 Carrots and apples are on the chopping block, too. Soon, vegetarians will be limited to sargassum.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 03:54 PM (KDCRD)

Harvested by mannish women at a Spanish beach....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2021 03:55 PM (7bRMQ)

58 Oh Brother Where Art Though comes to mind.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:32 PM (jvt6t)

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Are you bona fide?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 03:56 PM (EZebt)

59 Wookie Jr. for the Dawg Funeral.

Posted by: klaftern at September 06, 2021 03:56 PM (r4sI4)

60 How new of a used car are you shopping for?

I decided to replace my 2002 with a new one then thought a two year old with a good warrenty might be an upgrade - budget considering.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 03:56 PM (nlbjl)

61 40 Howdy there! How are the folks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:49 PM (U2p+3)


Hey Nurse!
They're on the mend. Both home. Dad is doing really well, but mom is "long hauling" it. Just gonna take time.
Really sick and tired of everyone saying "just take the shot!", though.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at September 06, 2021 03:56 PM (nVC+w)

62 Failure just like Boogie Nights but more muchy more collateral damage.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 03:57 PM (5sh7B)

63
The FBI needs to have a team - no, a task force - investigate these closed beach umbrellas to see if a hate crime was committed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 03:57 PM (/U27+)

64 Leave Dana allllooooooonnnnneeeee!

Posted by: Zombie Jasper at September 06, 2021 03:57 PM (jvt6t)

65 Carrots have a very limited approval. Can only be put into chili.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 03:57 PM (xopIz)

66 I'd like a shot at the night stand.

Posted by: Chester Drawers at September 06, 2021 03:58 PM (mNhhD)

67 Good to hear you're ok Anna Puma. That's pretty scary.

What were you driving?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 03:58 PM (U2p+3)

68 Did your air bag deploy?

Posted by: Ronster at September 06, 2021 03:58 PM (mNuGq)

69 This is at least true on most Interstates but if there are no injuries and your vehicle isn't disabled (I guess still having 75% of your wheels is abled) you're supposed to move onto the shoulder out of the way of traffic.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 03:58 PM (1Yy3c)

70 warranty

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 03:59 PM (nlbjl)

71 I just read the post by CAT. they arent kidding about science and politics. I am currently fighting with a Rheumatologist about having to take a 1500$ a month biologic with significant side effects, rather than Plaquenil (the dreaded HCQ) which helps some but not all the people with my autoimmune disease. NOw, i have gone from bedridden to riding horses and doing chores again. No more crying in pain or extreme fatigue, lost 23 lbs. The dr asked "How did you lose all that weight?" well The HCQ got me on my feet enough i could exercise and I have been on a strict paleo exclusion Anti Inflammitory diet.

BUT THAT SHOULDNT WORK!!!

Tell that to the goddamn horse i havent been able to ride for four years....

Goddamn. nope they want people to stop taking cheap harmless effective generics is my guess. no business in it for the drug makers.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 03:59 PM (ywuPa)

72 I am in one piece. Posted by: Anna Puma
Jeesh, that could have been really bad, closing speeds etc. Thank god. I wonder if they were busy with their phones. Good luck car shopping.

Posted by: MikeM at September 06, 2021 03:59 PM (jbRB1)

73 since ewok is lollygagging

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/
1434412079260258307

Silverton, OR: Man runs across the field in middle of a game waving a Trump flag as the crowd cheers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (oEn12)

74 The beach meme reminds me of a segment in Red Dead Redemption 2 where you are just riding through the forest at night and suddenly: KKK meeting!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (csEWM)

75 you're supposed to move onto the shoulder out of the way of traffic.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 03:58 PM

Yeah, because the police ain't in a hurry to come out for non-injury accidents anymore.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (7bRMQ)

76 Which one is this? Hunting..trapping canuking?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (5sh7B)

77 25 Well Horde... I am still in one piece. My car uh.

Driver in a 2500 was over the center line on a rising curve and well *bang*

So new used car shopping tomorrow.

I really need to win the lottery I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3798x)


AUGH!!!!!! noooo. were you going to or coming from work?

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (ywuPa)

78
Gushka! Long time, no see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:02 PM (/U27+)

79 I am still in one piece. My car uh.

Glad to hear you're OK. Hope it didn't cost you one of your nine lives.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:02 PM (SchxB)

80 Goddamn. nope they want people to stop taking cheap harmless effective generics is my guess. no business in it for the drug makers.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 03:59 PM (ywuPa)

This is correct.

(((GUSHIE)))

How ya been? I mean, besides the pain.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (1Yy3c)

81 Gushka,
It's great you're feeling so much better!
Might be time to find a new rheumatologist.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (U2p+3)

82 Shouldn't there be some cash on top of that nightstand?

Posted by: As Miklos understands the protocol at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (QzkSJ)

83 Shimkiss (sp) ain't doing the leg chair correctly.

Posted by: micky at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (3byMq)

84 Gushka!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 04:04 PM (4I/2K)

85 If they didn't want humans taking ivermectin why'd they put it in a toothpaste tube, huh?

Who here has made that mistake? Breath ain't too good, but no worms. Weird urges to gallop however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 04:04 PM (BFigT)

86 Anna if he moved away from the battlefield that means you won.

Super glad your ok

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 04:04 PM (2JoB8)

87 Great to see you again Gushka, glad you are feeling better and ride some at least

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 06, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

88 I will repeat myself. My opinion of these small city/town quacks has really plummeted.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:04 PM (xopIz)

89 82 Shouldn't there be some cash on top of that nightstand?
Posted by: As Miklos understands the protocol at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (QzkSJ)

It took 82 comments for this to be finally asked. Who are you people?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 04:05 PM (jvt6t)

90 I see a Dodge Dart in your future.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 04:05 PM (5sh7B)

91 Who here has made that mistake? Breath ain't too good, but no worms. Weird urges to gallop however.

Would you like some nice oats?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 06, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

92 78
Gushka! Long time, no see.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:02 PM (/U27+)


I have been very sick, after the death of my father, then tied up in a nasty lawsuit. Finally feeling better sorta. no thanks to the specialist. My iranian Dr who knows how to buck authority was the one who figured out what was wrong and fixed my diet. we decided to attack the test results that were conclusive and just sorta let the specialist deal with the rest. as a result the Specialist wants me to fire the GP who is helping me


I am in here sometimes. Just i dont think i say much. Good to see you hadrian. i missed you

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:05 PM (ywuPa)

93 warranty
Posted by: Braenyard

Ga-ron-tee

Posted by: Justin Wilson at September 06, 2021 04:06 PM (QzkSJ)

94
People shouldn't be wasting money taking medicines that have no proven benefit.

*sips Smart Water*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:06 PM (/U27+)

95 I am currently fighting with a Rheumatologist about having to take a 1500$ a month biologic with significant side effects, rather than Plaquenil (the dreaded HCQ) which helps some but not all the people with my autoimmune disease.


Gushka - I'm sorry you have to go through this. Been there. Plaquenil is a God-send. Especially when you're looking at shelling out a thousand bucks a month just so your fingers keep moving. I wish you well.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:06 PM (45fpk)

96 i love this family's lockdown songs

https://youtu.be/sMexr4MVaTU

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:06 PM (oEn12)

97 I see a Dodge Dart in your future.

If it's got a 340 in it that may not be an entirely bad thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:07 PM (SchxB)

98 Might be time to find a new rheumatologist.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (U2p+3)


In my wretched experience, they are as scarce as hen's teeth. Right now, I have a choice of one.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:08 PM (45fpk)

99 I'd love a Dodge Dart! In line 6 engine.
I did my own maintenance. Gap gauges, rotor, etc. I understood every part.
No computer chips in it.

Posted by: cromulent curmudgeon at September 06, 2021 04:08 PM (aAP3z)

100 So even here In Cali I get regular compliments on my Babylon Bee t shirt. I'm reminded of something Breitbart said about just doing something small emboldens others to make their stands as well. It heartens me to know I'm not completely on my own, and I hope it heartens the others who compliment me.

Posted by: InCali at September 06, 2021 04:08 PM (ov5G+)

101 I see a Dodge Dart in your future.



If you put it up on blocks, is it a lawn Dart?

Posted by: Just the kind of question redneck Miklos would ask at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (QzkSJ)

102 I have bad mental association with Dodge Dart after a particularly traumatic Hebrew school carpool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (EZebt)

103 Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 03:59 PM (ywuPa)

I'm so glad you are better Gushka!
fire that rheumatologist

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (oEn12)

104 Gushka, glad to hear you're feeling better. No need to respond, just wanted to say that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (SchxB)

105 Good afternoon, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (+4oV5)

106 Why yes, I am one of the few unmasked parents dropping kids off at school. I'm hoping that catches on as well.

Posted by: InCali at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (ov5G+)

107 Apparently Omar is dead. This time for real.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (m/Gc2)

108 Regarding used car purchases, Insty, just now, has an article wondering if now is the time to buy a Chevy Bolt.
https://tinyurl.com/96w7pauf
At least for some years into the future, I would not buy an electric car/hybrid. So this article does not interest me very much. YMMV. I guess all the Bolts are getting new batteries.

Posted by: MikeM at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (jbRB1)

109 I have bad mental association with Dodge Dart after a particularly traumatic Hebrew school carpool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 04:09 PM (EZebt)


There's a story in there somewhere.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:10 PM (45fpk)

110 I'd love a Dodge Dart! In line 6 engine.

The engine that would not die. AKA, the engine that would not go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:10 PM (SchxB)

111 Apparently Omar is dead. This time for real.

Ilhan or another one?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:11 PM (SchxB)

112 warranty
Posted by: Braenyard

Ga-ron-tee
Posted by: Justin Wilson at September 06, 2021 04:06 PM (QzkSJ)



I was unexpectedly introduced to Justin Wilson and his pretty young wife. He was a funny guy. He was just like his TV character in real life.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 04:11 PM (yQpMk)

113 In my wretched experience, they are as scarce as hen's teeth. Right now, I have a choice of one.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:08 PM (45fpk)


Seriously you are not kidding. I have major clotting problems and Seizures and am borderline diabetic. she wants me off the drug that makes none of that worse and on something that GIVES THOSE PROBLEMS to healthy people. Im no.


(could cause sepsis, liver failure) whopps had those, no thanks!

Dr: oh but that was four years ago!


I shit you not... she said that.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (ywuPa)

114 There's a story in there somewhere.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:10 PM (45fpk)
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There was one kid too many in the back seat, the car had that musty mildewed smell, and dude's mom could not drive well at all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (EZebt)

115 I read recently that GM has paused all domestic production until chips come in.
This global dependence on chips isn't good.
Bring back the abacus!

Posted by: cromulent curmudgeon at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (aAP3z)

116 I have bad mental association with Dodge Dart after a particularly traumatic Hebrew school carpool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

I was going to comment that all Hebrew school carpools are traumatic, then I remembered how the older sister of a friend of mine used to give me football card packs during such commutes (her brother and I were big collectors). So, yeah, it's not actually completely true.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (KAi1n)

117 Posted by: InCali at September 06, 2021 04:08 PM (ov5G+)

what's on your babylon bee shirt?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:13 PM (oEn12)

118 Used car prices were high recently.


Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 04:13 PM (5sh7B)

119 This global dependence on chips isn't good.
Bring back the abacus!
Posted by: cromulent curmudgeon

I have plenty of chips. Applewood, hickory, oak....

Posted by: Miklos, admitted smoker at September 06, 2021 04:13 PM (QzkSJ)

120 115 I read recently that GM has paused all domestic production until chips come in.
-------------

That's the best thing they've done in years.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:14 PM (nlbjl)

121
Best of Breed and third in the Hound Group at today's Cedar Rapids Kennel Association show. So for the weekend, Delilah got four breed wins, a Group 1, two Group 3's and a Group 4.

On to Elk City, OK. Someday I'll see them again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:14 PM (/U27+)

122 Hiya Kara. Just super glad seeing you again.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (KATBx)

123 115 I read recently that GM has paused all domestic production until chips come in.

==

I bet if some carmaker could make "classic" 1990 era analog cars with roll up windows etc they would sell like hotcakes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (oEn12)

124 I was going to comment that all Hebrew school carpools are traumatic, ../
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (KAi1n)
===

Each is traumatic in its own way. I got home every Thursday night nauseated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (EZebt)

125 Goddamn i missed all you morons! (replying to all my friends that i really did miss so much)

Robert: I got my powerball ticket you will have to fight me for the jackpot! maybe in a vat of gluten free cake batter. (I have dietary restrictions now)

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (ywuPa)

126 Used car prices were high recently.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

please add *obscenely* in front of "high".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (KwtXj)

127 I bet if some carmaker could make "classic" 1990 era analog cars with roll up windows etc they would sell like hotcakes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (oEn12)



I miss wing windows.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 04:16 PM (yQpMk)

128 On to Elk City, OK. Someday I'll see them again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:14 PM (/U27+)


Monk. It's not just a TV show.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:16 PM (45fpk)

129
I miss wing windows.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

_________

Suicide doors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:17 PM (/U27+)

130 Anna if he moved away from the battlefield that means you won.

Super glad your ok
Posted by: Skip

And I'm super - dooper glad you're okay !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:17 PM (arJlL)

131 although I did have a hornet bounce off the vent window and embed right in my chest once. So not an unalloyed good thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 04:17 PM (yQpMk)

132 (could cause sepsis, liver failure) whopps had those, no thanks!

Dr: oh but that was four years ago!


I shit you not... she said that.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (ywuPa)

Please tell us that you fired her and told her to fvck herself.

Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 04:17 PM (3tQTt)

133 I bet if some carmaker could make "classic" 1990 era analog cars with roll up windows etc they would sell like hotcakes

Best I can do is 1960's: https://revologycars.com/

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:17 PM (SchxB)

134 IIRC the shifter on my old car was on the steering column, aka, "3 on the tree".

Posted by: cromulent curmudgeon at September 06, 2021 04:18 PM (aAP3z)

135 unfortunately, just some actor I never heard of ...

"Actor Michael K. Williams, known for his role as stick-up man Omar Little in the HBO series "The Wire," was found dead in a Brooklyn apartment Monday."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 04:19 PM (Cus5s)

136 Might be time to find a new rheumatologist.

Posted by: nurse ratched

If he has rheum.....

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:19 PM (arJlL)

137 Dude across the main drag here has two pickups for sale. They've been sitting in his yard for years. Apparently he knows a thing or two about supply and demand. More than likely they're borderline non-op or filled with bugs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 04:20 PM (BFigT)

138 I like Edmunds car reviews.
https://www.edmunds.com/car-reviews/

Also there's Kelly Blue Book
https://www.kbb.com/reviews

And Car Pros USA
https://www.carprousa.com/vehicle-reviews

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:20 PM (nlbjl)

139 I'm glad Anna is ok.

This must be the right timeline.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 04:20 PM (EZebt)

140 911 dispatch said to leave my vehicle where it was so I did, right in the road. Had to wave people around but there was enough room.

All because it needed an oil change. Well I think I solved that issue.

Good Toyota, even after this abuse it started right up and was able to limp it off the road.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:20 PM (3798x)

141 I wonder if Toyota gets semiconductors from Japan.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:20 PM (xopIz)

142 122 Hiya Kara. Just super glad seeing you again.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (KATBx)

Super glad to be here. i was so sick they thought i had cancer. Eventually they DID figure out it was Psoriatic Arthritis. THE HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS!!!!

Turns out it can really fuck up your life and im lucky im one of the 10% that respond to Plaquenil.


Neglected autoimmune is no joke. But The Gp i have isnt pushing vax on me and is helping me a great deal and i can be grateful the Rheumatologist figure out what was wrong.

If i win the Lottery i am Buying Anna a new car.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:21 PM (ywuPa)

143 I'm so glad you're okay, Anna. How awful for you!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:21 PM (45fpk)

144 Just drove out a ways to check on non-ethanol gas at the convenience store here. Yes, E0 87 octane, $2.99/gal. It's a Circle K store, a big one, with the non-eth sign on pumps 11 and 12. For any B'ham morons or 'ettes, this is on Valleydale in Hoover, just east of the I-65.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 06, 2021 04:22 PM (quCFJ)

145 Vat of cake batter?

French maid outfits oui?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:22 PM (3798x)

146 "Actor Michael K. Williams, known for his role as stick-up man Omar Little in the HBO series "The Wire," was found dead in a Brooklyn apartment Monday."
Posted by: illiniwek

Omar's goin', yo!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:22 PM (mD/uy)

147 "58 Oh Brother Where Art Though comes to mind.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:32 PM (jvt6t)"


yup, when I saw that picture I heard "Oh Death" clear as anything !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 04:22 PM (Seiya)

148 A high-pressure oil line broke on my Sienna. I must have driven it 30 miles to get to a good place (gas station and food).

I am amazed I didn't blow up the engine.

It's just fine.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:23 PM (xopIz)

149
Her Majesty returns on Saturday, without Delilah. Sunday she flies out to New York for an AKC Delegate meeting. She returns Wednesday, then leaves for Gray Summit, MO on Thursday. So in the space of a month I'll see her for parts of two days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:23 PM (/U27+)

150
Please tell us that you fired her and told her to fvck herself.
Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 04:17 PM (3tQTt)

lol i told myself i am moving soon, and someday this will be a funny story to tell the next dr as a warning. The answer "we can fix that in the hospital" doesnt fly with me.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (ywuPa)

151 Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:12 PM (ywuPa)


Unicorn sighting

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (WF/xn)

152 127 I bet if some carmaker could make "classic" 1990 era analog cars with roll up windows etc they would sell like hotcakes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
--------------

Roll it back to the '60s with modern manufacturing and assembly.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (nlbjl)

153 So in the space of a month I'll see her for parts of two days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:23 PM (/U27+)


Think of all the arguments you won't have!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (45fpk)

154 Think of all the arguments you won't have!
Posted by: grammie winger

And still won't win.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:25 PM (mD/uy)

155 Okay, okay -- I'll buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 04:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

156
Think of all the arguments you won't have!
Posted by: grammie winger

__________

I'm sure we can fit a few in. Loading is good for one or two.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 04:25 PM (/U27+)

157
THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS WAY BADDER THAN IT LOOKS LIKE

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGEER ! at September 06, 2021 04:25 PM (bTQ72)

158 Gushka-chan, check your phone

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:26 PM (3798x)

159 The answer "we can fix that in the hospital" doesnt fly with me.

Malpractice is usually fixed in a courtroom, but sure, doc, run with that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:27 PM (SchxB)

160 Lots of people have drowned in their cars when caught in a flash flood, mainly because the electronics short out when immersed.

Posted by: cromulent curmudgeon at September 06, 2021 04:27 PM (aAP3z)

161 Anna, glad you're still with us !

And same to you, Gushka !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 04:27 PM (Seiya)

162 Always roll you window down before you hit the water.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:28 PM (nlbjl)

163 Anna- so glad you're okay. Been there, done that. Please get yourself checked out when you can...

Posted by: Sal at September 06, 2021 04:29 PM (3c1fY)

164 152 Roll it back to the '60s with modern manufacturing and assembly.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (nlbjl)


That's probably what we'll get once the USA finally breaks up and the "empire of boats" supply chain collapses for good. Just getting an early taste of it now, as everyone gets an object lesson in how fragile the system really is.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:29 PM (UewuT)

165 Malpractice is usually fixed in a courtroom, but sure, doc, run with that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:27 PM (SchxB)


by the time this drug fucks you up its too late for me. so best not start. what i hate is the refrain "But its a good drug and safest of its class!"

not for me even the pharmacist advised against it. I do wonder if shes being paid to shill this biologic.

Lawsuits are slow and expensive. please dont ask how i found out its ongoing and i am loathe to discuss

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:31 PM (ywuPa)

166 Silverton, OR: Man runs across the field in middle of a game waving a Trump flag as the crowd cheers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (oEn12)


Silverton is an odd place, it is three towns: people who are too artsy-fartsy for the SE Salem and too poor to move to Cannon Beach, rednecks, and Mexicans working on the nearby ag

My wife is working at the State Fair this year and she talks about the people wearing Kate Bush Sucks Tshirts.
they gotta be careful, she is vindictive.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:31 PM (HG00O)

167 https://notthebee.com/rose mcgowan to hillary clinton ive-been in a hotel room with your husband and here comes the bomb
https://tinyurl.com/krt7wef4

Popcorn worthy?

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 04:31 PM (2JoB8)

168 > Always roll you window down before you hit the water.

I carry a cheap knife in each vehicle with tools to cut the seatbelt and another one, a small pointed "button" to break glass. Hope I never have to use either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 04:32 PM (BFigT)

169 what's on your babylon bee shirt?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:13 PM (oEn12)

It just says Babylon Bee with their bee logo underneath. The girl at the register today complimented me on my shirt and said something about it being a funny and truthy site. I could tell she didn't just appreciate the satire.

Posted by: InCali at September 06, 2021 04:32 PM (ov5G+)

170 We have a new gas furnace being installed tomorrow.

Aside from the fact I don't like (trust) gas I'm very curious, the thing is tiny compared to our old oil burner. But they assure me the capacity is far in excess of what the house can demand.

I'm ok with the people doing the job, they've been around forever, we used them for a few other things, and they were prompt plus efficient. No problems later on with anything they did so we'll see how this goes.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2021 04:32 PM (KATBx)

171 Uuu deep water gets into the air intake. Water should not go into the air intake.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 04:32 PM (5sh7B)

172 141 I wonder if Toyota gets semiconductors from Japan.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:20 PM (xopIz)


S Korea

Posted by: Clutch at September 06, 2021 04:32 PM (9UmRs)

173 Well yeah I am glad to still be around also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:32 PM (3798x)

174 It's kind of an open secret that pharma companies bribe doctors with lavish parties, swag, and free samples. We talk about the social media influencer hustle like it's new, but it's been around for a while.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:33 PM (UewuT)

175 That nightstand is a good potential future ex-wife for the Japanese guy that married/divorced his blow up doll, and is about to marry his ashtray.

Oh, hi Gushka.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 04:33 PM (F0YaR)

176 10 bucks says those Klan umbrellas also have cute little pull loop nooses.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 04:34 PM (HJ1/H)

177 WTF ? Garland says he won't tolerate violence at abortion clinics? What does he think abortion is?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2021 04:34 PM (L91xj)

178 I do wonder if shes being paid to shill this biologic.

Either way, you're better off getting away from her. From the quotes you've posted here today, she's clearly not competent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 04:34 PM (SchxB)

179 Popcorn worthy?
Posted by: Skip

It wants you to join !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:34 PM (arJlL)

180 23 Those are um, um, um, umbrellas.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at September 06, 2021 03:41 PM (Tnijr)

It's funny because he doesn't know how umbrellas work.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 03:42 PM (jvt6t)

Nor shotguns, or bicycles, or Mom jeans.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

181 "174 It's kind of an open secret that pharma companies bribe doctors with lavish parties, swag, and free samples. We talk about the social media influencer hustle like it's new, but it's been around for a while.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:33 PM (UewuT) "

this, bigly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 04:35 PM (Seiya)

182 >>> 166 Silverton, OR: Man runs across the field in middle of a game waving a Trump flag as the crowd cheers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:00 PM (oEn12)


Silverton is an odd place, it is three towns: people who are too artsy-fartsy for the SE Salem and too poor to move to Cannon Beach, rednecks, and Mexicans working on the nearby ag

My wife is working at the State Fair this year and she talks about the people wearing Kate Bush Sucks Tshirts.
they gotta be careful, she is vindictive.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:31 PM (HG00O)

Who's vindictive, your wife or Kate Bush?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 04:35 PM (ACi07)

183 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (xK9An)

184 Embrace the healing power of "both" ??

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (3798x)

185 135 unfortunately, just some actor I never heard of ...

"Actor Michael K. Williams, known for his role as stick-up man Omar Little in the HBO series "The Wire," was found dead in a Brooklyn apartment Monday."
Posted by: illiniwek



He was a solid actor. Did they say what he died of?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (QFVV9)

186 Is it just me or does Merritt Garland look like a gnome to anyone else ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (L91xj)

187 Have heard oil burning furnaces dominate the north east cuz that's a nice house, be terrible if one o those new gas heaters what don't need mafia controlled oil started a fire.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (AZr/1)

188 Hiya Zodster !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (arJlL)

189 The FDA " owning" the rubes on Twitter over ivermectin. How did we get to this retarded time....

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:37 PM (uUDKV)

190 174 It's kind of an open secret that pharma companies bribe doctors with lavish parties, swag, and free samples. We talk about the social media influencer hustle like it's new, but it's been around for a while.
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:33 PM (UewuT)

not a lie. I have a friend that does that hustle for neuropsyche drugs. shes blonde with huge boobs and gorgeous. Used to a a dancer before she went to school to be a dr. not kidding. oh and she KNOWS its a hustle very like dancing.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:37 PM (ywuPa)

191 I bet if some carmaker could make "classic" 1990 era analog cars with roll up windows etc they would sell like hotcakes
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (oEn12)


I am waiting for some CNC enthusiast to run out plans for a replacement engine.

I want the CAD files to make a rotary engine for an Accord

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (HG00O)

192 Yes. from satellite images, you need a bit more sunscreen.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 06, 2021 03:50
----------------------
Nah. I got my base coat back in June. Besides, many sunscreens recalled this summer due to Cancer causing agents.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (EX3Vm)

193 Was trying to figure out if Rose was doing Bill C

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (2JoB8)

194 Rose gonna say she was underage with Billy Jeff in the hotel?

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (cknjq)

195 185 Must have been da COVIDs....

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (uUDKV)

196 167 https://notthebee.com/rose mcgowan to hillary clinton ive-been in a hotel room with your husband and here comes the bomb
https://tinyurl.com/krt7wef4

Popcorn worthy?
Posted by: Skip



No. It's Bill Clinton. Who hasn't he raped and fk'd at this point. Well, besides his wife that is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (QFVV9)

197 >>182 >>> 166 Silverton, OR: Man runs across the field in middle of a game waving a Trump flag as the crowd cheers

1. Shoulders rifle, licks thumb to check windage.
2. Stands, applauds wildly.
3. Stands to applaud, drops chili dog on pants, reaches for dog, knocks over soda, cusses, laughs, stands, applauds.
4. Impassive
5. Martian clandestine collector. Sits, smiles, applauds politely.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:39 PM (xK9An)

198 I have a clue:

Rose, in the hotel room, with (Bill's) candlestick.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:39 PM (mD/uy)

199 >>188 Hiya Zodster !
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (arJlL)

Hiya JT!

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:40 PM (xK9An)

200 Somehow I think if Antifa beats up anti abortion protesters the protesters will be the ones arrested and charged with committing violence...

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:40 PM (uUDKV)

201 194 Rose gonna say she was underage with Billy Jeff in the hotel?
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (cknjq)

Rumor i saw is she got pregnant Hill made her get an abortion. i have no idea of veracity. just thats what i saw YMMV

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:40 PM (ywuPa)

202
Remember when....Computer chips are still "Made in USA". In 1990, the U.S. and Europe produced quite three-quarters of the world's semiconductors. Now,

I believe most of the chips come from Taiwan, Malaysia, South Korea and of course China. By 2030 China will have it all!

Posted by: Colin at September 06, 2021 04:40 PM (8cqfp)

203 >>> Embrace the healing power of "both" ??

Kindltot is married to Kate Bush?

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (UnQlg)

204 @ 97. Recently found 69 convertible dart, gts markings, 340 hood call outs, manual transmission. Ad stated original sheet metal and drive train. Interest was piqued so I call. Turns out it was a 6 and 3 on the tree. Seller seemed put off when folks told him to be more honest with the ad. Should have known something was up with a sub 30k price.

Posted by: Odie at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (gtu/X)

205 Roll it back to the '60s with modern manufacturing and assembly.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (nlbjl)


Mahendra makes a repro 1960's jeep that is in no way street legal as it is new manufacture without consideration for CAFE.

I think one of the guys across town has one with a "classic car" plate mounted on it. The Balls on that guy, I want to do that too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (HG00O)

206 Hiya Zodster !
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:36 PM (arJlL)

I thought Zodster was the gay cousin? Must have the
two mixed up.


Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (cknjq)

207 174 It's kind of an open secret that pharma companies bribe doctors with lavish parties, swag, and free samples. We talk about the social media influencer hustle like it's new, but it's been around for a while.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:33 PM (UewuT)
-------------------

The last time congress passed a law about that problem Big Pharma stopped passing boat loads of samples, Doc quit passing samples to me
thus
increasing my monthly medicine bill considerably.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (nlbjl)

208 Anna, glad you are ok.

I too will buy you a new car if I win the Powerball (not just any lottery amount, something like $5 isn't going to help).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (ACi07)

209 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Still have about twenty pages to go in my book. Got incredibly smashed yesterday and had to be driven home, so didn't do a damn thing today. I need to dry the fuck out.

Anna, I am so glad you didn't get hurt. Hope you can find a new car soon!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 04:42 PM (2JVJo)

210 I mean, I get that marketing and such is important and even if you're in the right you've got to do it. Heck, I know that better than most on account of having a freaking front row seat when the IBM of 3D printers got turbo cucked by a bunch of millennials. But people sometimes do tend to forget that doctors are professionals, not gods, and professionals are humans who sometimes do human things.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:43 PM (UewuT)

211 Trump was bring production back to the US, another reason why he had to go...

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:43 PM (uUDKV)

212 Umm, somebody better call FS. Prolly gonna need her help soon.heh

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:43 PM (cknjq)

213 Guess I should go internet car shopping

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:44 PM (3798x)

214 Poor Rose. I feel so bad for her unexpected suicide in Federal prison while serving time for Tax Evasion

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:45 PM (HG00O)

215 Mahendra makes a repro 1960's jeep that is in no way street legal as it is new manufacture without consideration for CAFE.

Posted by: Kindltot

There's a number of teens in the hood that drive golf carts all over the place. The hood is close to, but not part of a golf course or country club. The cops let them be and the kids are nice kids - what makes any vehicle street legal?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:45 PM (mD/uy)

216 Early today I commented on WAPO's freak out: "Florida's Summer of Death!" which suggested that DeSantis was actually going bed to bed in hospital ICUs through out the state and shooting patients while laughing insanely...turns out they provided no evidence for the headline, none at all.

Welp, from this afternoon comes this headline from the Miami Herald: "Decrease in Covid Hospitalizations and ICU Patients continues in Florida."

The Herald actually provided the website for their data, unlike the WAPO did, and I was able to confirm and look thru the stats...Florida is doing quite well under DeSantis, which would come as a huge surprise to WAPO reADERS

Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2021 04:45 PM (5iUNf)

217 Who's vindictive, your wife or Kate Bush?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 04:35 PM (ACi07)


Doh! Kate Brown.

Sorry I keep thinking "Burn the witch" for both of them

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:46 PM (HG00O)

218 Shouldn't there be some cash on top of that nightstand?
Posted by: As Miklos understands the protocol at September 06, 2021 04:03 PM (QzkSJ)

It took 82 comments for this to be finally asked. Who are you people?
Posted by: Jak Sucio

When it's love, money would be insulting.

Posted by: couch fucker at September 06, 2021 04:47 PM (VYjdj)

219
Goddamn. nope they want people to stop taking cheap harmless effective generics is my guess. no business in it for the drug makers.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 03:59 PM (ywuPa)

Talking truth like this could get you disappeared, Gushka.
Because you've hit on it with your statement, and Big Pharma can't allow this to continue.
There are quarterly profits goals to hit, and you aren't helping.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (sy5kK)

220 General Sir: our radios and computers aren't working anymore, those Chinese chips in our computers have expired. Can you get the President to beg China for some chips.

Posted by: Colin at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (8cqfp)

221 The cops let them be and the kids are nice kids - what makes any vehicle street legal?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:45 PM (mD/uy)
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Cushman made a three wheel scooter (an Eagle) with a truck style bed.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (nlbjl)

222 Glad to hear you came through in one piece, anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (csEWM)

223 Roll it back to the '60s with modern manufacturing and assembly.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (nlbjl)

Ixnay on the electronics. I don't wanna be some asshole pushing a shopping cart like The Road.

Posted by: EMP Paranoids Everywhere at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (jvt6t)

224 No joke Anna, don't be surprised if you're sore in the morning from the accident.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (cknjq)

225 I got the end of summer blues

Makes me appreciate the remaining fine weather we're enjoying

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (A/noe)

226 220 General Sir: our radios and computers aren't working anymore, those Chinese chips in our computers have expired. Can you get the President to beg China for some chips.
Posted by: Colin at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (8cqfp)

*aside* It was a really good idea we shut down domestic production and mining of rare earths, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:49 PM (csEWM)

227 Guess I should go internet car shopping
Posted by: Anna Puma

And think about opening a used car lot if there are several jackpot splitters .

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 04:49 PM (arJlL)

228 But people sometimes do tend to forget that doctors are professionals, not gods, and professionals are humans who sometimes do human things.
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:43 PM (UewuT)


i work closely with Veterinarians and i find them much to be preferred. I think the problem is that the philosophy regarding medicine started to change 20 years ago and as it did Drs became more like mechanics or techs and the art of diagnostics and treatment got lost. Probable about the time they stopped calling patients people and started calling them UNITS. so its Med school culture greater good crap and less about unique patients and "doing what serves the animal best" as vets are still taught, but that is changing too. Be wary of the words "best practices" and "evidence based" ask often of how this would be treated "old school" and watch the reaction....

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:49 PM (ywuPa)

229 224 No joke Anna, don't be surprised if you're sore in the morning from the accident.
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:48 PM (cknjq)

This. Even when I was closer to 29, I remember a similar impact leaving me a bit sore the next morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:50 PM (csEWM)

230 I got the end of summer blues


Funny, I have the opposite. I hate summer. It's hot, buggy and miserable. I lurve the start of fall, with crisp air and beautiful leaves.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)

231 Roll it back to the '60s with modern manufacturing and assembly.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:24 PM (nlbjl)

Mahendra makes a repro 1960's jeep that is in no way street legal as it is new manufacture without consideration for CAFE.

I think one of the guys across town has one with a "classic car" plate mounted on it. The Balls on that guy, I want to do that too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (HG00O)

Have you guys heard about my K-Cars??

Posted by: Zombie Lee Iacaocca at September 06, 2021 04:50 PM (jvt6t)

232 Horde jackpot splitters would be much preferred than that splitters from the Popular Front for the Liberation of Judea..

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2021 04:50 PM (3798x)

233 *aside* It was a really good idea we shut down domestic production and mining of rare earths, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:49 PM (csEWM)
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And lead, - buy a battery lately?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:51 PM (nlbjl)

234 what makes any vehicle street legal?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:45 PM (mD/uy)


the law is in the end, that which is enforced.

Feds have rules, states have rules, counties have rules, cities have rules . . . Cops write the tickets and may not be interested

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:51 PM (HG00O)

235 Have you guys heard about my K-Cars??

Huh. I thought krap was spelled with a C.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 04:51 PM (ZsR3z)

236 >>> >>> 201 194 Rose gonna say she was underage with Billy Jeff in the hotel?
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:38 PM (cknjq)

Rumor i saw is she got pregnant Hill made her get an abortion. i have no idea of veracity. just thats what i saw YMMV
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:40 PM (ywuPa)

For some reason I first read that as Rose saying she'd been in a hotel room with Bette Midler's husband.

...but yeah, I would not be terribly surprised if Hillary! had reacted in that way.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 04:51 PM (ACi07)

237 214 Poor Rose. I feel so bad for her unexpected suicide in Federal prison while serving time for Tax Evasion
Posted by: Kindltot



Yes, it's very sad. She stabbed herself 45 times in the shower. Broke a few ribs and her jaw too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 04:52 PM (QFVV9)

238 211 Trump was bring production back to the US, another reason why he had to go...
Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:43 PM (uUDKV)

All the jobs and companies that came back to USA, never covered by media, of course. The democrats and media never wanted that work back here. They hate the American worker.
Book by Paul Embery, "Despised: Why the Left Loathes the Working Class."

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 06, 2021 04:52 PM (H8QX8)

239 Still have about twenty pages to go in my book. Got incredibly smashed yesterday and had to be driven home, so didn't do a damn thing today. I need to dry the fuck out.

Nobody likes a quitter.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 04:52 PM (jvt6t)

240 Chinese chips in our hardware and we wind up like the Colonials in the Battlestar Galactica reboot.....

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:52 PM (uUDKV)

241 I received this from a friend and I wanted to pass this along, because a lot of you here are more family than some of my blood:

The Jewish New Year starts tonight at sundown. The traditional wish in Hebrew is Shanah Tovah or L'Shanah Tovah (the L prefix means to, like in the toast l'chaim meaning "to life").

I wish all of my friends and relatives, whether Jewish or not, a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year. Especially with the troubled year that we have been having, I hope everyone is safe and healthy.

Shanah Tovah.

May your name and that of all your family be written in the book of life another year.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (RTTbl)

242 234 what makes any vehicle street legal?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:45 PM (mD/uy)
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Compliance

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (nlbjl)

243 Also worth noting is that vets tend to be mom-and-pop operations. Medical practices are increasingly corporate, with all the bureaucracy and manage-by-numbers that entails.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (UewuT)

244 Upon further reflection, I've noticed the old One Day at a Time sitcom was mostly Ann and Julie shouting at each other.

Posted by: InCali at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (ov5G+)

245 I got the end of summer blues

I would, usually, since I hate the winter, but the end of summer means the end of the year - and the end of my lousy job - is that much closer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (2JVJo)

246 233 We can't do planet destroying mining here!
Let the Chinese do it...

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (uUDKV)

247 I used to tease my pediatrician about being about as close to a vet as an MD can be. He was a great doctor and my kids loved him. He actually looked at the kids and asked me what was going on and if he didn't know he would admit it and he would research it.

Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (3tQTt)

248 240 Chinese chips in our hardware and we wind up like the Colonials in the Battlestar Galactica reboot.....
Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:52 PM (uUDKV)

That... is a damn good parallel. Without Tricia Helfer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (csEWM)

249 In SC, you can drive a golf cart on ordinary streets.

Stay off the highways though. That's illegal.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (xopIz)

250 what makes any vehicle street legal?
Posted by: Tonypete


Paying the king.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (RTTbl)

251 Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (RTTbl)

Thank you, rick. I appreciate the wish.

**raises glass of Bushmills**

L'chaim!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (2JVJo)

252 Compliance
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (nlbjl)


and the nasty little secret is that Compliance is best forced on the already compliant.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (HG00O)

253 For those of us a bit over 29, Labor Day used to be the official last day of summer vacation.

Posted by: Sal at September 06, 2021 04:55 PM (3c1fY)

254 245 I got the end of summer blues

I would, usually, since I hate the winter, but the end of summer means the end of the year - and the end of my lousy job - is that much closer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 04:53 PM (2JVJo)

I love the fall. The end of heat and humidity. Breezy, beautiful days. Today for instance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:55 PM (csEWM)

255 249 In SC, you can drive a golf cart on ordinary streets.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (xopIz)

It's the local rage where I am. They're everywhere.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 06, 2021 04:55 PM (H8QX8)

256 > what makes any vehicle street legal?

In West Virginia... at least the area where our cabin is, lights, seatbelts and an ability to maintain the posted speed limit. Driver's license and a plate are apparently optional.

Nothing is actually enforced and we see all sorts of side-by-sides, Razor's, etc. all over the place. TBH most of them are flying.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 04:55 PM (BFigT)

257 That... is a damn good parallel. Without Tricia Helfer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (csEWM)

Without Lorne Greene it was crap anyway.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (jvt6t)

258 >>I thought Zodster was the gay cousin? Must have the two mixed up. Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 04:41 PM (cknjq)

You have a question. Ask now.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (xK9An)

259 We have a new gas furnace being installed tomorrow.
Aside from the fact I don't like (trust) gas
Posted by: irongramp

Grew up with natural gas furnace. I like them better than the electric heat pumps I have to replace every 10 years.
Cha-ching...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (KwtXj)

260 I think to be considered a car, it has to have head and tail lights, turn signals, brake lights and has to be able to do the posted speed limit. I've seen people on scooters on the street at rush hour that can't do the speed limit and pissing off all the drivers behind them. But they have license plates, so I could be wrong.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (VNmG1)

261 Per RedState, Newsweek is reporting that there are at least 142 Americans on the those 6 planes stuck in A-stan.

One is that it isn't just 19 Americans, but that there are at least 142 Americans as well as hundreds of SIVs across the multiple chartered flights, according to Newsweek. Six of the flights were chartered by a charity associated with Glenn Beck and three others by other entities.

That means that the Biden administration's assessment of how many Americans are currently stranded in Afghanistan is far more than the 100 they were talking about just yesterday. It was clear from the outset that they had no idea how many Americans there were outside of the Kabul area. So obviously they weren't in contact with "all" of them, as Ron Klain claimed yesterday.


Whoops. Whoopsies.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (F0YaR)

262 177 WTF ? Garland says he won't tolerate violence at abortion clinics? What does he think abortion is?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2021 04:34 PM (L91xj)


Aren't the Lefties the ones that create the violence in these situations? Attacking those that disagree with them and peacefully protest?

Man, could you imagine how much worse America would be if Obama somehow got that jackass on the SC?

Garland is a puppet of the Left/CCP/Elites.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (sy5kK)

263 I prefer the old show. When they started with the heavy commentary on Iraq and the war on terror I checked out. Doing episodes on the morality of torturing a Cylon, puh leeze

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (uUDKV)

264 "Rose gonna say she was underage with Billy Jeff in the hotel?"

"hill made her get an abortion" ... or rmaybe the bomb is she did not get the abortion, Bill has another Love Child? ... and this time the kid actually looks like Bill (and has his DNA)?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

265 For those of us a bit over 29, Labor Day used to be the official last day of summer vacation.

Posted by: Sal


And school would start tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (RTTbl)

266 A natural gas furnace is best for heating in a cold winter.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:58 PM (xopIz)

267 "Hey!" is for horses, young man, and don't you forget it!

Posted by: the CDC's mom when CDC was very little at September 06, 2021 04:58 PM (UHVv4)

268 Sigh, I'm actually quarantining myself because I developed a case of shingles Thursday morning.

Treating the rash and blisters on my scalp and face with old fashioned tincture of Iodine - which seems to help clear things up by killing the viruses causing the rash. Expected that treatment to burn, but not so much.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 04:58 PM (ntx44)

269 Also worth noting is that vets tend to be mom-and-pop operations. Medical practices are increasingly corporate, with all the bureaucracy and manage-by-numbers that entails.
Posted by: CppThis

Legislated into law (Obamacare) by the Libs through Electronic Health Records.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 04:58 PM (KwtXj)

270 He actually looked at the kids and asked me what was going on and if he didn't know he would admit it and he would research it.
Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (3tQTt)


Thats the mark of a good doctor. they actually SEE the patient and consider that the caretaker might know a little bit more about it. That said i have dealt with some real nitwit owner doing layups. Theres a huge crossover in Nitwit parents, i have learned.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:59 PM (ywuPa)

271 I thought that Bill is/was sterile.

Just shooting blanks.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 04:59 PM (xopIz)

272 In my area, we can drive golf carts and Razors, etc. anywhere in town. If it goes faster than a golf cart, you have to drive it at the same speed as a golf cart.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 04:59 PM (jvt6t)

273 Rumor i saw is she got pregnant Hill made her get an abortion. i have no idea of veracity. just thats what i saw YMMV
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch

Satan is Hill's co-pilot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 04:59 PM (d9FiS)

274 Legal is whatever you can get away with.

Road Legal is whatever you can get away in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2021 04:59 PM (aJ/fS)

275 >>> 264 "Rose gonna say she was underage with Billy Jeff in the hotel?"

"hill made her get an abortion" ... or rmaybe the bomb is she did not get the abortion, Bill has another Love Child? ... and this time the kid actually looks like Bill (and has his DNA)?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

Uh-oh, here come the IRS and Eff.Bee.Eye to charge her with tax evasion, insurrection and refusal to include her pronouns in her twitter profile...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:00 PM (ACi07)

276 Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (xK9An)

Good evening Z. Just a shot across the bow for no apparent reason. Other than to male myself laugh of course.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 05:00 PM (cknjq)

277 In tribute to mother jones. Happy labor day! Which was put in place to stop workers from celebrating may day as workers day. I f you don't know who mother jones (not the magazine) over at democratic underground they have a tribute up.

Posted by: raimondo at September 06, 2021 05:00 PM (Z24Yv)

278
IVERMECTIN WORKS ON KIDS HEAD LICE !!

IS THIS TRUE?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGEER ! at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (bTQ72)

279 265 For those of us a bit over 29, Labor Day used to be the official last day of summer vacation.
Posted by: Sal


And school would start tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 04:57 PM (RTTbl)
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Air conditioning's what's ruined America.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (nlbjl)

280 Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (xK9An)

Good evening Z. Just a shot across the bow for no apparent reason. Other than to male myself laugh of course.
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 05:00 PM (cknjq)

Bullshit. We wanna know the answer now........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (jvt6t)

281 Maybe the bomb is that Hill watched her do it with Bill. IDK how much of a bomb that would be though since everyone sorta expected that was part of their arrangement.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (UewuT)

282 Without Lorne Greene it was crap anyway.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (jvt6t)

Agreed. Also the gal who played Athena.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (csEWM)

283 >>> 280 Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 04:56 PM (xK9An)

Good evening Z. Just a shot across the bow for no apparent reason. Other than to male myself laugh of course.
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 05:00 PM (cknjq)

Bullshit. We wanna know the answer now........
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (jvt6t)

42

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (ACi07)

284 I think to be considered a car, it has to have head and tail lights, turn signals, brake lights and has to be able to do the posted speed limit. I've seen people on scooters on the street at rush hour that can't do the speed limit and pissing off all the drivers behind them. But they have license plates, so I could be wrong.
Posted by: Old Blue


Check your actual laws. They post the speed limit, which is the maximum. They don't post a minimum but every road has a minimum limit. If a road is posted 40, depending upon your state, the lower limit could legally be as low as 25 mph.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (RTTbl)

285 I thought that Bill is/was sterile.

-
Sterile? Bill's got more germs, viruses, heebee jeebies, VDs than many African nations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (d9FiS)

286 IS THIS TRUE?
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGEER ! at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (bTQ72)

It also works on Buster de Body Crab.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (jvt6t)

287 May your name and that of all your family be written in the book of life another year.
Posted by: rickb223

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (arJlL)

288 If Billy Jeff wasn't shooting blanks...

Posted by: klaftern at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (r4sI4)

289 Posted by: raimondo at September 06, 2021 05:00 PM (Z24Yv)

Labor: yay!

Organized labor: yay!

Revolution of the proletariat: ehhhh....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (aJ/fS)

290 If Ivermectin can cure mange can it cure baldness?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (nlbjl)

291
Bullshit. We wanna know the answer now........
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (jvt6t)

I told ya'll to go get Fen!

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (cknjq)

292 Sterile? Bill's got more germs, viruses, heebee jeebies, VDs than many African nations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (d9FiS)

He is to VD what Keith Richards is to drugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (csEWM)

293 What about dandruff?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:02 PM (nlbjl)

294 Beautiful Rick! Shanah Tovah to all of our Horde mates as well!

*Raises a beer* L'chaim!

Posted by: Old Blue at September 06, 2021 05:03 PM (VNmG1)

295 Local radio is playing Bolero. One of my faves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:03 PM (2JVJo)

296 We have a new gas furnace being installed tomorrow.
Aside from the fact I don't like (trust) gas
Posted by: irongrampa
Beauty of a gas furnace; the power goes out, the blower doesn't suck much juice. Whereas it takes a fuckton of energy to power the electric furnace

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:03 PM (Foq6I)

297 269 Also worth noting is that vets tend to be mom-and-pop operations. Medical practices are increasingly corporate, with all the bureaucracy and manage-by-numbers that entails.
Posted by: CppThis

Legislated into law (Obamacare) by the Libs through Electronic Health Records.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 04:58 PM (KwtXj)


ok but that assumption is not 100% theres big corporate vet hospitals gobbling up mom and pop vets and the same market pressures are being brought to bear. believe it or not that raft of laws affected vet medicine and it causes desperate shortages for the mom and pop outfits but strangely not the corporate ones. COVID saw us unable to get the cheap tests for ulcers for horses and ranitidine is UNAVAILABLE for love or money. we are using sucralfate instead.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 05:03 PM (ywuPa)

298 >>> 281 Maybe the bomb is that Hill watched her do it with Bill. IDK how much of a bomb that would be though since everyone sorta expected that was part of their arrangement.
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (UewuT)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Bill Kristol, David French, Jonah Goldberg et al at September 06, 2021 05:03 PM (ACi07)

299
say, there does seem to be some paperwork irregularities with Rose McGowens charity

Posted by: The FBI at September 06, 2021 05:04 PM (bTQ72)

300 Whereas it takes a fuckton of energy to power the electric furnace

Maybe a metric fuckton, I'm not sure.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:04 PM (Foq6I)

301 Check your actual laws. They post the speed limit, which is the maximum. They don't post a minimum but ...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:01 PM (RTTbl)
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You sound experienced.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:04 PM (nlbjl)

302 Sigh, I'm actually quarantining myself because I developed a case of shingles Thursday morning.

Treating the rash and blisters on my scalp and face with old fashioned tincture of Iodine - which seems to help clear things up by killing the viruses causing the rash. Expected that treatment to burn, but not so much.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 04:58 PM (ntx44)


Huh! I just got diagnosed with shingles, which I have apparently had for the last 2 weeks but never knew because there was no rash or blisters. Hadn't heard of the tincture of iodine treatment - I wonder if it would work even if the virus is below the skin?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM (2JVJo)

303 You sound experienced.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:04 PM (nlbjl)


Well.....yeah.

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM (jvt6t)

304 We have a new gas furnace being installed tomorrow.
Aside from the fact I don't like (trust) gas
Posted by: irongrampa
Beauty of a gas furnace; the power goes out, the blower doesn't suck much juice. Whereas it takes a fuckton of energy to power the electric furnace
Posted by: MkY


We are having a propane fireplace put in the new house for that reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM (RTTbl)

305 300 Whereas it takes a fuckton of energy to power the electric furnace

Maybe a metric fuckton, I'm not sure.
Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:04 PM (Foq6I)

Imperial Fucktons got us to the Moon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM (csEWM)

306 Today I discovered Rural King. It's like a Tractor Supply Company. But bigger. Much bigger. And they have guns and ammo.

So win.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 05:06 PM (jn+id)

307 216 Early today I commented on WAPO's freak out: "Florida's Summer of Death!" which suggested that DeSantis was actually going bed to bed in hospital ICUs through out the state and shooting patients while laughing insanely...turns out they provided no evidence for the headline, none at all.

Welp, from this afternoon comes this headline from the Miami Herald: "Decrease in Covid Hospitalizations and ICU Patients continues in Florida."
*************

More evidence that the WaPo is nothing more than the Democrat/CCP newsletter.

The news at the WaPo has most certainly "Died in Darkness". It's not news, it's full-out PROGDA propaganda.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

308 I think Rose McGowan is somewhat aligned with the wokesters so it could get really entertaining if the Clintonian sleaze machine tries to make her go away. But sooner or later this was all going to come back around to the ones that ultimately created it in the 90s.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 05:07 PM (UewuT)

309 I had full insurance when a semitruck ran me off the road. Insurance totaled my car and gave me diddlysquat. About 40% of what I needed to replace so I downgraded. Everybody tells me the only way they get enough to replace is if they pull the "ow my neck" bit. But I wasn't hurt at all. About shart myself but that was it. So I bought a ten-year-old honda crv.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:07 PM (ZOfsH)

310 In "Primary Colors", the Clinton character got some girl pregnant and his uncle took the fall. So, maybe he's not sterile...

Posted by: Sal at September 06, 2021 05:07 PM (3c1fY)

311 300 Whereas it takes a fuckton of energy to power the electric furnace
Maybe a metric fuckton, I'm not sure.
Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:04 PM (Foq6I)
Imperial Fucktons got us to the Moon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM (csEWM)

But electricity comes from green sources!!!!1!!!1! Natural Gas is evil!!1!1!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Deluded Tree Huggers at September 06, 2021 05:07 PM (jvt6t)

312 > If a road is posted 40, depending upon your state, the lower limit could legally be as low as 25 mph.

Yet you can still be cited for "impeding traffic."
YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 05:07 PM (BFigT)

313 I did pick up some 7.62 x 51 M80 ball for 14.99 a box of 20.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (jn+id)

314 152 127 I bet if some carmaker could make "classic" 1990 era analog cars with roll up windows etc they would sell like hotcakes

Not allowed by government regulations that increase in obtrusiveness and scope every few years. One of the reasons the Crown Vic was removed from production was impending "stability" regulations that would have required so much redesign of the suspension for the sensors and computers that it would have negated the tooling being paid off. Modern automotive industry is a classic example of how safety fascism works. Big corporations pay off pols to pass laws sold as "safety" that require expensive changes which allow the corps to charge way more for the cars and the service. Then the corps donate to the pols. Both make out like bandits and the consumer pays more for less.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (3/XaG)

315 I thought Bubba got a vasectomy at some point. Chelsea was the only prop they needed...

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (uUDKV)

316 We are having a propane fireplace put in the new house for that reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM (RTTbl)
-----------------

Don't run your gas lines in the attic.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (nlbjl)

317 You sound experienced.
Posted by: Braenyard


I had to do some research of Tx Dot for emergency lights, (yellow flashing forward, red flashing rearward ONLY. No blues, greens, whites, ect), and went down a rabbit hole reading stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (RTTbl)

318 I read Mother Jones magazine occasionally while in law school. It was prominently displayed at the Tower Records (RIP) on Beacon Street, a few blocks from the grad student dorm. I found MJ interesting. This was the '92-'95 period. Bear in mind that some of what the Left has (had) said about the fedrul gubmint has borne out true.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (KAi1n)

319 Rose, shortly after posting that tweet, was suspended from Twitter. Twitchy has that story.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (F0YaR)

320 Today I discovered Rural King.
Posted by: blaster

We don't have Rural King, but do have a coupla independents like them.
Buy straw, some chicks, boots and a coupla tires.
Oh, and bee supplies, too.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (Foq6I)

321 Today I discovered Rural King. It's like a Tractor Supply Company. But bigger. Much bigger. And they have guns and ammo.

So win.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 05:06 PM (jn+id)

Mr. Plow is my go to......oh, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Marge Simpson at September 06, 2021 05:09 PM (jvt6t)

322 Okay, this is now three shingles outbreaks among my acquaintances. Is this unusual? If so, what's going on?

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 05:09 PM (6RgRK)

323 regular insurance only replaces the vehicles current market value methinks, you gotta pay more for coverage that 'replaces' the vehicle

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 05:09 PM (bTQ72)

324 Here at Casa de Wrecks, we got a new washer (without an agitator), a new dryer, and a new ceramic stove top. That's right. It's more exciting than Mission Impossible around here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:09 PM (d9FiS)

325 I went to school in the country and AC wasn't even expected in a school. Just open the windows and let the fresh air in. Now the same building has those tinted windows that don't open and AC units on the roof. School tax bills come out here, got mine already and even opened it.

Posted by: Colin at September 06, 2021 05:10 PM (8cqfp)

326 I did not feel to bad after my first shingles shot, 2nd shot felt like a truck hit me

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 05:10 PM (bTQ72)

327 Rural King is where we get our "horse toothpaste."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 05:10 PM (BFigT)

328 But electricity comes from green sources!!!!1!!!1! Natural Gas is evil!!1!1!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Deluded Tree Huggers at September 06, 2021 05:07 PM (jvt6t)

What. do you wanna be some dumb ass who heats his home with farts!?!? LOLOLKO!*

*modern debate

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:10 PM (csEWM)

329 " ... actually looked at the kids and asked me what was going on and if he didn't know he would admit it and he would research it.
Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 04:54 PM (3tQTt)"

ah, the old, discredited wypipo "scientific method" .

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 05:11 PM (Seiya)

330 322 Okay, this is now three shingles outbreaks among my acquaintances. Is this unusual? If so, what's going on?
Posted by: Emmie

Shingles tends to attack the 29+ demographic
Although ...are they covid-vaxxed?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:11 PM (oEn12)

331 Chelsea's back to supposedly being Bill's kid again? I didn't read the newsletter.

Posted by: klaftern at September 06, 2021 05:11 PM (r4sI4)

332 I had two older friends (10-15 years) who experienced shingles. I got the shots.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:12 PM (Foq6I)

333 Watching a drama-documentary about Commodus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:12 PM (oEn12)

334 322 Okay, this is now three shingles outbreaks among my acquaintances. Is this unusual? If so, what's going on?
Posted by: Emmie

Shingles tends to attack the 29+ demographic
Although ...are they covid-vaxxed?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:11 PM (oEn12)

The shingles. I attack them before they can attack me. Viva!!

Posted by: South Texas Roofers at September 06, 2021 05:13 PM (jvt6t)

335 333 Watching a drama-documentary about Commodus
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:12 PM (oEn12)

Ah, yes. He was a bit of an odd duck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:13 PM (csEWM)

336 When I cracked our ceramic stove top, we went back to electric burners in the new stove. I like to use my cast iron, and my little bird wrists shouldn't be holding heavy cookware over glass.

Not a foodie, so it works for us.

Posted by: Sal at September 06, 2021 05:14 PM (3c1fY)

337 Today I discovered Rural King. It's like a Tractor Supply Company. But bigger. Much bigger. And they have guns and ammo.

So win.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 05:06 PM (jn+id)

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So, you discovered a fully stocked hardware store?

Man, does that take me back to the days when buying guns and bullets at the local hardware store was considered normal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:14 PM (2SdPm)

338 >>> 319 Rose, shortly after posting that tweet, was suspended from Twitter. Twitchy has that story.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (F0YaR)

*shocked face*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:14 PM (ACi07)

339 I had full insurance when a semitruck ran me off the road. Insurance totaled my car and gave me diddlysquat. About 40% of what I needed to replace so I downgraded. Everybody tells me the only way they get enough to replace is if they pull the "ow my neck" bit. But I wasn't hurt at all. About shart myself but that was it. So I bought a ten-year-old honda crv.

There are two types of insurance 1.) Fairy Tale insurance. That is the type that works the way everyone thinks insurance works. 2.) Actual - real world insurance. The only function of real world insurance is to collect premiums.

Everyone thinks they have type 1 insurance until they have to use it, only to discover they actually have type 2 insurance.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 05:14 PM (ntx44)

340 Watching a drama-documentary about Commodus
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:12 PM (oEn12)

Ah, yes. He was a bit of an odd duck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:13 PM (csEWM)

According to current history classes, he did kill The Spaniard before being killed in return.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:14 PM (jvt6t)

341 When I go to type into the address bar, the predictive text options on my browser are:

"Nurse Ratched" "Iron Maiden" and "Puma".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2021 05:15 PM (5We2S)

342 Watching a drama-documentary about Commodus
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:12 PM (oEn12)
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Why would one watch a documentary about the guy who invented the commode?

But, to each their own, I guess.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:15 PM (2SdPm)

343 338 >>> 319 Rose, shortly after posting that tweet, was suspended from Twitter. Twitchy has that story.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 05:08 PM (F0YaR)

*shocked face*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:14 PM (ACi07)

Yeah, what a fucking surprise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:15 PM (csEWM)

344 I got my powerball ticket you will have to fight me for the jackpot!
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (ywuPa)

*Puts on boxing gloves*
Come at me, bro.

maybe in a vat of gluten free cake batter. (I have dietary restrictions now)
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 04:15 PM (ywuPa)

How's this?
https://tinyurl.com/fcshdmk2

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 05:15 PM (1Yy3c)

345 >>I think Rose McGowan is somewhat aligned with the wokesters so it could get really entertaining if the Clintonian sleaze machine tries to make her go away. But sooner or later this was all going to come back around to the ones that ultimately created it in the 90s.


She's already been stalked and harassed by Harvey Weinstein's goons (the former Mossad agents that he sics on his victims), but would think the Clinton ones are worse?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:16 PM (bDqIh)

346 The appropriately named Miranda Chop has some Chop thoughts.

Miranda Chop
@MirandaChop
I don't actually care when "life" begins. If abortion is "taking a life" well, it is mine to take. No one owes a a clump of cells shit. Goddamn this is not difficult.

-
You know, Miranda, you, too, are just a clump of cells. Certainly no conscience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:16 PM (d9FiS)

347 "Although ...are they covid-vaxxed?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:11 PM (oEn12) "

my first thought, too ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 05:16 PM (Seiya)

348 Why would one watch a documentary about the guy who invented the commode?

Bunch of legacy thieves.......

Posted by: Zombie John Crapper at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)

349 Everyone thinks they have type 1 insurance until they have to use it, only to discover they actually have type 2 insurance.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

Why I pay slightly higher premiums and have a long-time agency procure my insurance. They should, and occasionally do, go to bat for me.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (Foq6I)

350 341 When I go to type into the address bar, the predictive text options on my browser are:

"Nurse Ratched" "Iron Maiden" and "Puma".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at


*preens*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (U2p+3)

351 The appropriately named Miranda Chop has some Chop thoughts.
Miranda Chop
@MirandaChop
I don't actually care when "life" begins. If abortion is "taking a life" well, it is mine to take. No one owes a a clump of cells shit. Goddamn this is not difficult.
You know, Miranda, you, too, are just a clump of cells. Certainly no conscience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:16 PM (d9FiS)

She seems nice...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (R/m4+)

352 A good golf cart costs about $5,000. But it has headlights, taillights and really comfortable seats.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (xopIz)

353 And I'm watching Star Trek TOS Season one.
Khan has just been introduced.


Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (U2p+3)

354 > Rose, shortly after posting that tweet, was suspended from Twitter.

That broad weaves back and forth between loon leftist and just leftist so often it's hard to track. Welcome to the party gal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (BFigT)

355 When I go to type into the address bar, the predictive text options on my browser are:

"Nurse Ratched" "Iron Maiden" and "Puma".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2021 05:15 PM (5We2S)

\m/

Women In Uniform

https://youtu.be/3jkREP29170

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (1Yy3c)

356 Oh here comes the games with Commodus gonna fight a gladiator ...what's gonna happen?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (oEn12)

357 When I go to type into the address bar, the predictive text options on my browser are:

"Nurse Ratched" "Iron Maiden" and "Puma".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at

*preens*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (U2p+3)
-------
*sulks*

Posted by: bluebell at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (wyw4S)

358 A good golf cart costs about $5,000. But it has headlights, taillights and really comfortable seats.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (xopIz)


...and cupholders for Yetis

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (jvt6t)

359 Why would one watch a documentary about the guy who invented the commode?

IDK but my SIL installed a bidet in her bathroom. I tested it the other night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (HOSkN)

360 So what's the deal with that naked chick speeding around on all fours on CCTV? I remember seeing that a few days ago. Just a viral prank? Free horsy back rides? Meth? D. All the above?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (ZOfsH)

361 Miranda Chop
@MirandaChop
I don't actually care when "life" begins. If abortion is "taking a life" well, it is mine to take. No one owes a a clump of cells shit. Goddamn this is not difficult.

-
You know, Miranda, you, too, are just a clump of cells. Certainly no conscience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Miranda, get down on your knees and thank whatever deity you believe in that your mom didn't think that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (RTTbl)

362 353 And I'm watching Star Trek TOS Season one.
Khan has just been introduced.


Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (U2p+3)

Nice. Factoid - even he couldn't pronounce Spock last name.

Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

363 *sulks*

Posted by: bluebell at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (wyw4S)
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Hah!

Hey, you're still the shivstress of cooking, so, you've got that going for you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (2SdPm)

364 Oh here comes the games with Commodus gonna fight a gladiator ...what's gonna happen?

Does he look healthy, or flushed?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (SchxB)

365 How's this?
https://tinyurl.com/fcshdmk2
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 05:15 PM (1Yy3c)

YES!!!!!!
that looks delightful

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 05:20 PM (ywuPa)

366 >>> 346 The appropriately named Miranda Chop has some Chop thoughts.
.....
You know, Miranda, you, too, are just a clump of cells. Certainly no conscience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:16 PM (d9FiS)

Her daddy is pleased with her.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:20 PM (ACi07)

367 353 watch for the part where Kahn doesn't meet Checkov yet somehow remembers him 15 some years later.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2021 05:20 PM (Ojki1)

368 All of this Covid-vax controversy, if you refuse the jab.

Now we can understand what those poor gals in Salem, Mass were feeling at those witch trials.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 05:20 PM (sy5kK)

369 The Social media doesn't really try to pretend they are not the Praetorian Guard for the Leftists

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (2JoB8)

370 Oh, they started selling Yuengling here.

Like Darth Vader, I'm currently in the process of killing them.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (1Yy3c)

371 364 Oh here comes the games with Commodus gonna fight a gladiator ...what's gonna happen?

.....

Did he bowl the gladiator over or did he tank it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (5We2S)

372 She seems nice...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (R/m4+)

This is the way all lefties think...you live at their behest.

Does anyone really doubt that if a button was authorized to kill anyone you wanted, perfectly legal, that lefties would line up for miles to push it, over and over?

Would you think that Hillary Clinton wouldn't? Yeah, vote for that person....

Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (5iUNf)

373 >>I don't actually care when "life" begins. If abortion is "taking a life" well, it is mine to take. No one owes a a clump of cells shit. Goddamn this is not difficult.


At least the masks are off.
Seniors are clumps of cells. People with disabilities are clumps of cells. It won't end with late-term babies, and any non-activist can easily comprehend this.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

374 Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (RTTbl)

Somehow "Chop" seems an appropriate name for this woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (AJzTi)

375 367 353 watch for the part where Kahn doesn't meet Checkov yet somehow remembers him 15 some years later.
Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2021 05:20 PM (Ojki1)

Off camera, Khan and Chekov argued over who could use the deck 47 bathroom (head?) after the Thursday Chili night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:22 PM (csEWM)

376 We have a new gas furnace being installed tomorrow.
Aside from the fact I don't like (trust) gas
-------------
Mine is 3 years old. So many safety shutoffs there's no reason to worry. It shows codes if something is wrong you can call in to the installer. New ones are way cheaper to run too.

Posted by: dartist at September 06, 2021 05:22 PM (+ya+t)

377 At least the masks are off.
Seniors are clumps of cells. People with disabilities are clumps of cells. It won't end with late-term babies, and any non-activist can easily comprehend this.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)
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Hitler would have loved her and had her running a death camp somewhere.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:22 PM (2SdPm)

378 -
You know, Miranda, you, too, are just a clump of cells. Certainly no conscience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Miranda, get down on your knees and thank whatever deity you believe in that your mom didn't think that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (RTTbl)


I am fairly certain people like that do not like themselves, do not love their own lives, and absolutely hate anyone who feels differently about their own circumstances. I have met a few of those people and thats my experience anyway.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 05:23 PM (ywuPa)

379 Okay, I'm back.

My wife is working at the State Fair this year and she talks about the people wearing Kate Bush Sucks Tshirts.
they gotta be careful, she is vindictive.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 04:31 PM (HG00O)


What?! She's a musical genius!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

380 Well guess I'm on watch a few days with a relative visiting my aunt yesterday with Covid. My aunt does have vaccine and it was just yesterday so any germs had to cool it 24 hours.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 05:23 PM (2JoB8)

381 From Memorial Day to Labor Day Americans will eat 7 billion hot dogs.

That's a lot of sandwiches.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

382 "At least the masks are off.
Seniors are clumps of cells. People with disabilities are clumps of cells. It won't end with late-term babies, and any non-activist can easily comprehend this.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)"

and it's coming sooner than many think ... really it's here now but still on the down-low ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 05:24 PM (Seiya)

383 >>Hitler would have loved her and had her running a death camp somewhere.



Working at the Action T4 office. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_T4

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

384 I take it back re Twitchy has the Rose McGowan twitter suspension; they may have it too, but I read about it at notthebee.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 05:24 PM (F0YaR)

385
and it's coming sooner than many think ... really it's here now but still on the down-low ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 05:24 PM (Seiya)
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Cuomo did a trial run and got away with it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (2SdPm)

386 I have my winning lottery ticket.

Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

387 Working at the Action T4 office. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_T4
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:24 PM (bDqIh)
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I forgot about those.

Yep.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (2SdPm)

388 exactly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 05:26 PM (Seiya)

389 Apparently Commodus was worried about the slump Rome was going through, what with a plague, a grain shortage, then a massive fire, and his first though was to boost morale was to start a new war.

But the senators told him that would take men, money, and time - so he decided to hold the greatest games ever with himsrlf as star.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:26 PM (oEn12)

390 I have my winning lottery ticket.

Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
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A fully equipped woodworking shop.

Free custom furniture for the rest of your life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:26 PM (2SdPm)

391 Nurse Ratched" "Iron Maiden" and "Puma".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at
*preens*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:17 PM (U2p+3)
-------
*sulks*
Posted by: bluebell

Hey! Console yourself: everyone one in Texas loves you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (KwtXj)

392 I have my winning lottery ticket.

Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
--------------
Give a pile to Ace so we have a place to go for a bunch more years.

Posted by: dartist at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (+ya+t)

393 Being in AZ and being able to walk into any store without a mask is nice. I still see some people with them, mostly elderly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (HOSkN)

394 I am fairly certain people like that do not like themselves, do not love their own lives, and absolutely hate anyone who feels differently about their own circumstances. I have met a few of those people and thats my experience anyway.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at September 06, 2021 05:23 PM (ywuPa)

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (lR7Oz)

395 Extend the fetal age limit to 45.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (nlbjl)

396 >>> 360 So what's the deal with that naked chick speeding around on all fours on CCTV? I remember seeing that a few days ago. Just a viral prank? Free horsy back rides? Meth? D. All the above?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (ZOfsH)

You've never seen Paranormal Activity?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (ACi07)

397 Commodus-which syllable should be emphasized?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (cSyAR)

398 So what's the deal with that naked chick speeding around on all fours on CCTV? I remember seeing that a few days ago. Just a viral prank? Free horsy back rides? Meth? D. All the above?
Posted by: banana Dream



I was just relieved that the video wasn't from Weasel Acres!

Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (786Ro)

399 I'm spitting mad. Hubs is IT for Boston Fire. Day off but answered email about alarm system down at one of the houses. Tells Ood to unplug, replug. Dudes says Nah Bro, I don't want to be responsible. Hubs: It's an easy fix. There was a 3 L lama in my hood last night but I'm just support, do what you want. Tech road guy will be there 8 am but again IT'S AN EASY FIX. Nope, pussy won't budge. Hubs has answered calls during our wedding and at his dad's funeral-"It's the right thing to do. They're first responders" Tonight he said "Another reason to get outta here" He retires end of month. Florida, here we come.

Posted by: Beatgirl at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (a1s18)

400 Give a pile to Ace so we have a place to go for a bunch more years.
Posted by: dartist

Ace has piles? Wow!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (mD/uy)

401 397 Commodus-which syllable should be emphasized?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (cSyAR)

COM-o-dus

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (csEWM)

402 Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.

......

Powdered alcohol cocktails in single packets that can be added to a 16 oz water bottle.

Because you could snort them and get wasted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (5We2S)

403 Nice. Factoid - even he couldn't pronounce Spock last name.

To my knowledge, Spock's last name was never revealed, not in TOS, in the movies or in the various novels written over the years. I believe there's a line in Journey to Babel where Amanda says it took her years to pronounce the family name correctly and still doesn't have it quite right.

For a while, there was a tradition of giving male Vulcans "S/K" names - Spock, Sarek, Surak - but it obviously wasn't in use for Stonn in Amok Time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (2JVJo)

404 Well, starting a war for fun and profit pretty much *was* the Roman way, so can't fault Commodus too much for that.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (UewuT)

405 Hey! Console yourself: everyone one in Texas loves you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:27 PM (KwtXj)
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Posted by: bluebell at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (wyw4S)

406 A fully equipped woodworking shop.

Free custom furniture for the rest of your life.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:26 PM (2SdPm)
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I need bookshelves! You're in the running.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

407 >>> 360 So what's the deal with that naked chick speeding around on all fours on CCTV? I remember seeing that a few days ago. Just a viral prank? Free horsy back rides? Meth? D. All the above?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:19 PM (ZOfsH)

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON IVERMECTIN YOU STUPID REDNECKS!!!

Posted by: Rolling Stone Magazine at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (ACi07)

408 I have my winning lottery ticket.

Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)


Happiness.

Because you like me, I suppose?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (2JVJo)

409 Being in AZ and being able to walk into any store without a mask is nice. I still see some people with them, mostly elderly.
Posted by: Jewells45

Yeah, we like it too.
DO NOT go to Nevada though... They want a mask on you *all* the time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (KwtXj)

410 Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

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I need a flamethrower. Not sure what I'll do with it, but I need one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

411 Powdered alcohol cocktails in single packets that can be added to a 16 oz water bottle.

Because you could snort them and get wasted.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (5We2S)
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Eh, saw the movie, starred Rock Hudson. Not bad. Mad scientist created a cookie wafer, I think it was, that was the equivalent of a triple martini.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (2SdPm)

412 400 Give a pile to Ace so we have a place to go for a bunch more years.
Posted by: dartist

Ace has piles? Wow!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (mD/uy)

Hemorrhoids: The Silent Irritator

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (csEWM)

413 Fun and Profit were the reasons for the Iraq war

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 05:31 PM (2JoB8)

414 Sweden - No lock downs, no masks no mandatory vaccines

Israel - lock downs, masks , highest vaccine and booster rates.

comparing these country's pandemic stats is something Karens don't want to do.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:32 PM (2DOZq)

415 Powdered alcohol cocktails in single packets that can be added to a 16 oz water bottle.
Because you could snort them and get wasted.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Do a line of gin before dinner. Cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:32 PM (RTTbl)

416 >>> 383 >>Hitler would have loved her and had her running a death camp somewhere.

Working at the Action T4 office. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_T4
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

I wonder how long it will be before wikip drops this article entirely.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:33 PM (ACi07)

417 Ole Miss v Louisville at 7 Central on ESPN.

Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 06, 2021 05:33 PM (sWM8x)

418 DO NOT go to Nevada though... They want a mask on you *all* the time.

We had a relative come down from Vegas to visit while we're here and he left Cali to get away from the shit. LMAO.. he ain't no better off from what I hear about Vegas.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:34 PM (HOSkN)

419 Vegas is silly. Mask on unless you are smoking or drinking.so scientific LOL

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:34 PM (uUDKV)

420 Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live!

A Moron Horde Banned Books Library

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (oEn12)

421 I have my winning lottery ticket.

-
Schroedinger's lottery ticket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (d9FiS)

422 Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

Off the grid compound in Alaska. Morons welcome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (U2p+3)

423 I wonder how long it will be before wikip drops this article entirely.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 05:33 PM (ACi07)
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Either they've not gotten around to it, or, the people who run the place are too stupid to understand the parallels between that and our current "useless eater" mentality that seems to be part of the leftists psyche.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (2SdPm)

424 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (KwtXj)

Where in AZ are you?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (HOSkN)

425 Think I take after Dad's side of family. Going to see Cardiac-Vascular surgeon tomorrow. Restricted blood flow in right calf. WebMD says I'm going to die.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (EX3Vm)

426 So, the family and I started watching "Clash of the Titans" from 1981. Very entertaining film, Very lovely scenery, Harry Hamlin is cute. (Son says there was another version made in @ 2010 that he and his dad saw, but his dad doesn't remember. Son said it wasn't very good.) Now I know where the phrase "Release the kraken comes" from; I never knew that before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (AJzTi)

427 And I'm watching Star Trek TOS Season one.
Khan has just been introduced.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:18 PM (U2p+3)
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I watched Day of the Dove yesterday. Walter Koenig went to the Shatner School for Emoting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (EZebt)

428 "Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

World peace. For the children. So they will shut up.

Posted by: f'd at September 06, 2021 05:36 PM (Tnijr)

429 We had a relative come down from Vegas to visit while we're here and he left Cali to get away from the shit. LMAO.. he ain't no better off from what I hear about Vegas.
Posted by: Jewells45

Did he mention gasoline prices in Nevada.
It used to be that their gas was cheaper than AZ's... no longer! Paid 3.95 there last weekend, 2.79 here yesterday.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:36 PM (KwtXj)

430 We had a relative come down from Vegas to visit while we're here and he left Cali to get away from the shit. LMAO.. he ain't no better off from what I hear about Vegas.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:34 PM (HOSkN)
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I am really surprised NV is cutting their throats with this mask crap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:36 PM (2SdPm)

431 Khan just bent the phaser in half.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:36 PM (U2p+3)

432 Happy Labor Day everyone.

Fenelon, I don't know why but can still remember the TV promos for the 1981 Clash Of The Titans. The narrator sounded like he was out of breath: "Clahhsh udda Ti-ans."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

433 Oh everything NAZI is still to be seen especially on the evils, Communism evil is stricken from the record.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 05:37 PM (2JoB8)

434 The little mechanical owl in Clash of the Titans (1981) is a hoot. It's a cheesy movie but so good.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 05:37 PM (xeTfp)

435 Think I take after Dad's side of family. Going to see Cardiac-Vascular surgeon tomorrow. Restricted blood flow in right calf. WebMD says I'm going to die.
Posted by: olddog in mo

Are you sure it's not Lupus?

I'm having a CCTA scan tomorrow in prep for my ablation later in the week.

Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:37 PM (mD/uy)

436 Jewells: I may be crazy but I think Northern Nevada is much less Californicated than Southern Nevada.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (L2ZTs)

437 In Nevada you were allowed to go to a casino before you were allowed to go to church,

FU Roberts

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (2DOZq)

438 Sir Laurence Olivier. Also, the gal who played Andromeda(?) the Queen's daughter was quite pretty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (csEWM)

439 Did he mention gasoline prices in Nevada.
It used to be that their gas was cheaper than AZ's... no longer! Paid 3.95 there last weekend, 2.79 here yesterday.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

$3.95? Haven't seen it that low since Orangemanbad.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (KAi1n)

440 Ace has piles? Wow!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:28 PM (mD/uy)

At least it's not shingles.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (jvt6t)

441 Huh! I just got diagnosed with shingles, which I have apparently had for the last 2 weeks but never knew because there was no rash or blisters. Hadn't heard of the tincture of iodine treatment - I wonder if it would work even if the virus is below the skin?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:05 PM

Interesting. I got shingles in college, and would never have known it if I hadn't gone to the doc to check what those three little things on my side were. No pain, nothing. Doc said I was lucky. Lightest case of shingles he had ever seen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (rBtIz)

442 King Solomon's Mines is on right now on TCM. Deborah Kerr is a redhead in this one.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (xeTfp)

443 Eh, saw the movie, starred Rock Hudson. Not bad. Mad scientist created a cookie wafer, I think it was, that was the equivalent of a triple martini.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (2SdPm)


That was Lover, Come Back, from 1961. Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall and character actor Jack Kruschen as Dr Linus Tyler, inventor of "VIP."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (2JVJo)

444 That is Deborah Kerrs natural hair color I think

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (uUDKV)

445 Paid 3.95 there last weekend, 2.79 here yesterday.

$3.09 here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (HOSkN)

446 >>> I have my winning lottery ticket.

Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)


two chicks at the same time, man

Posted by: Lawrence at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (ZOfsH)

447 All Hail Eris: I'll produce ya a great movie with my new cameras... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 05:37 PM (xeTfp)

I think the mechanical owl is cheesy. I don't think the rest of it is, only because the special effects guy Ray Harryhausen was so very good and maybe we're spoiled by CGI which seems like it takes less effort and patience.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:40 PM (AJzTi)

449 olddog and Tony Pete, prayers for you both

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:40 PM (oEn12)

450 446 >>> I have my winning lottery ticket.

Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)


two chicks at the same time, man
Posted by: Lawrence at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (ZOfsH)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:41 PM (csEWM)

451 That was Lover, Come Back, from 1961. Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall and character actor Jack Kruschen as Dr Linus Tyler, inventor of "VIP."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (2JVJo)
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Ah, thanks for the info, much appreciated.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:41 PM (2SdPm)

452 , 2.79 here yesterday.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

$3.95? Haven't seen it that low since Orangemanbad.
Posted by: SFGoth

Yeah, I don't even want to *think* about what my family is paying in Santa Barbara!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:41 PM (KwtXj)

453 Lightest case of shingles he had ever seen.
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I was on the opposite end of the spectrum. I'm left with "post-herpetic neuralgia" for which there's no treatment.

You don't want that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 06, 2021 05:41 PM (sWM8x)

454 OK, folks, guess I'll call it a day.

See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:41 PM (2JVJo)

455 Are you sure it's not Lupus?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:37
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No. Curious though. Do you work for WebMD.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (EX3Vm)

456 Thanks vmom - 'tis but a scratch

Should be no big deal but JT has dibs on my stuff should it go sideways.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (mD/uy)

457 two chicks at the same time, man

Like John Belushi in Blues Brothers, two whole fried chickens.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (ZlDf4)

458 I have my winning lottery ticket.
Tell me what you want and why I should fund it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

Thanks. I need 10K for a soup kitchen. Well, the soup kitchen looks a lot like a gun safe. Umm and other things inside, but it's for the needy. Honest.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (jvt6t)

459 ST TOS did not have much time to build canon. Early on there was no United Federation of Planets there were no photon torpedoes etc. The books and what we would call the expanded universe filled it all in

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (uUDKV)

460 Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:38 PM (csEWM)

Yes; Andromeda's daughter is very pretty. I don't know who that actress is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (AJzTi)

461 Later, MP4!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (2SdPm)

462
Where in AZ are you?
Posted by: Jewells45

Apache Junction (east of Phoenix/Mesa).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (KwtXj)

463
What?! She's a musical genius!
0Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:23 PM (Dc2NZ)


I meant Kate Brown

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (HG00O)

464 Didn't ace used to post links in the sidebar for 'behind the trailer?' Dear Lord, that woman's voice pierces the mind.

It's worse than fear. That voice is what is staring back at the ones who look in that dark place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (csEWM)

465 Being in AZ and being able to walk into any store without a mask is nice. I still see some people with them, mostly elderly.

I've seen a lot of masks this weekend. Mostly people from out of town. Normally most people no longer bother.

Pro tip, stay off 87 heading south until much later tonight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (SchxB)

466 I liked Clash of Titans with Worthington but I like Immortals better with Cavill.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)

467 I thought they gave you an antivirus medication like valtrex and a nerve pain med like gabapentine for shingles

Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (UUBmN)

468 Night MP4.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (csEWM)

469 And the giant scorpions that pop up from the drops of Medusa's blood. (Clash of the Titans '81)

The scene where Charon (a skeleton in a robe and hood) rows them over to the island where Medusa lives is pretty good. I'm crazy about skeletons so any time I see one in the movies is, YES!!!!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (xeTfp)

470 Clash of the Titans 81


My 11 yo memories indicate there were boobies.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (ZOfsH)

471 Like John Belushi in Blues Brothers, two whole fried chickens.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (ZlDf4)

(it was four. Whole fried chickens)

With an order white toast.

I need to re-watch that.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (jvt6t)

472 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (xK9An)

473 Just saw another 'headline' stating that "Democrats demand...." which is a regular headline offering a fill-in-the-blank demand any more. Same with one or another Hollywooder or news reader announcing their demands. Perhaps I should start a blog with a daily demand such as 'Robert demands liberals go to New Orleans to roof houses and serve meals post-hurricane'. Wonder if it will get the same play on the web?

Posted by: Robert17 at September 06, 2021 05:44 PM (jm8i0)

474
Eh, saw the movie, starred Rock Hudson. Not bad. Mad scientist created a cookie wafer, I think it was, that was the equivalent of a triple martini.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Lover Come Back

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055100

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

475 The scene where Charon (a skeleton in a robe and hood)
Posted by: JuJuBee

If you are just a skeleton, why would you need a robe and a hood?

Modesty?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:44 PM (mD/uy)

476 I was on the opposite end of the spectrum. I'm left with "post-herpetic neuralgia" for which there's no treatment.

You don't want that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 06, 2021 05:41 PM

Oof. All I had to deal with was a ration of shit from my classmates about the giant jar of antivirals I had to take. Which, of course, are the same ones they prescribed for herpes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2021 05:44 PM (rBtIz)

477 Clash of the Titans 81




Aka, Flush of the Toilets

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:44 PM (RTTbl)

478 Clash of the Titans 81

My 11 yo memories indicate there were boobies.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (ZOfsH)

Even Medusa was hawt.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (jvt6t)

479 Apache Junction (east of Phoenix/Mesa).

You aren't too far. I'm visiting Fountain Hills.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (HOSkN)

480 comparing these country's pandemic stats is something Karens don't want to do.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:32 PM (2DOZq)
--
It's almost as if Sweden was the control group.

Posted by: Revenant at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (C35Jn)

481 Democrats demand. Republicans pounce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (63Dwl)

482 Clash of the Titans had quite the cast

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (uUDKV)

483 The scene where Charon (a skeleton in a robe and hood)
Posted by: JuJuBee

If you are just a skeleton, why would you need a robe and a hood?

Modesty?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:44 PM (mD/uy)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (2DOZq)

484 Yes; Andromeda's daughter is very pretty. I don't know who that actress is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (AJzTi)

Wait was Andromeda the queen or the daughter?

*looks it up on IMDB*

No, Andromeda was the daughter. Judi Bowker? British TV actress from what I can tell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (csEWM)

485 Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (ZOfsH)

The only boobies so far were of a brief scene of nudity of Persius' mother nursing him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (AJzTi)

486 The scene where Charon (a skeleton in a robe and hood)
Posted by: JuJuBee

If you are just a skeleton, why would you need a robe and a hood?

Modesty?
Posted by: Tonypete


So no one sees your boner?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (RTTbl)

487 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM

How does that compare with Zod Metric?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (rBtIz)

488 >>> Even Medusa was hawt.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:45 PM (jvt6t)


She almost made me hard

Posted by: Perseus at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (ZOfsH)

489 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (89oik)

490 So no one sees your boner?
Posted by: rickb223

HEY OHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (mD/uy)

491 @481 Perhaps I could have a pouncing demand; best of both worlds.

Posted by: Robert17 at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (jm8i0)

492 Howdy Ben Had!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (jvt6t)

493 470 Clash of the Titans 81


My 11 yo memories indicate there were boobies.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM (ZOfsH)

Indeed. Perseus' mother, iirc?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (csEWM)

494 Although ...are they covid-vaxxed?

I had the Phizer shots.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (ntx44)

495 Good evening your fine self Ben Had!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (mD/uy)

496 4.19 here in Seattle.

Marine in San Diego paid 5.35 last week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (U2p+3)

497 And Fen confirms. I have a fair memory for movie nudity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (csEWM)

498 crazy about skeletons so any time I see one in the movies is, YES!!!

Can't remember title of 1940s horror movie where some psychic guy materializes a kneeling skellington holding a jewel upon a cushion.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (ZlDf4)

499 Lol

Posted by: Sassy at September 06, 2021 05:47 PM (xSICi)

500 500?

Posted by: Sassy at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (xSICi)

501 She almost made me hard
Posted by: Perseus at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (ZOfsH)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (jvt6t)

502 She almost made me hard
Posted by: Perseus at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (rBtIz)

503 The best Harryhausen skeletons are in Jason and the Argonauts

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (uUDKV)

504 Ben Had!!! *waves madly*

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (HOSkN)

505 Early evening, Ben Had.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (EX3Vm)

506 New (old) thread above.

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 06, 2021 05:49 PM (HyPy9)

507 Ben had!!

Hello, fine lady!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:49 PM (U2p+3)

508 The only boobies so far were of a brief scene of nudity of Persius' mother nursing him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (AJzTi)

That's still more bewbs than we get in the Art Thread lately.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:50 PM (jvt6t)

509 Apache Junction (east of Phoenix/Mesa).

You aren't too far. I'm visiting Fountain Hills.
Posted by: Jewells45

Culturally they are worlds apart!

How long are you here?
Coffee break?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:50 PM (KwtXj)

510 Horde Mind Activated.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:50 PM (jvt6t)

511 Hi, Jak and Tonypete.

Prayers for Tonypete, and olddog.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2021 05:50 PM (89oik)

512 (it was four. Whole fried chickens)

With an order white toast.

And a coke.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 05:50 PM (BFigT)

513 She almost made me hard
Posted by: Perseus at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM

That's a reflection of your low standards,

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 05:51 PM (2DOZq)

514 How long are you here?
Coffee break?


Until Sept 15. Sure!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:51 PM (HOSkN)

515 Powdered alcohol cocktails in single packets that can be added to a 16 oz water bottle.

Because you could snort them and get wasted.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2021 05:29 PM (5We2S)
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Like adult Pixy Stix! Intriguing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

516 >>487 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 05:43 PM
How does that compare with Zod Metric?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2021 05:46 PM (rBtIz)

The threads are finer; the gun shoots straighter. The truth, as the Germans would put it, is "richtiger."

There is no Doubt.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 05:52 PM (xK9An)

517 Powdered alcohol cocktails in single packets that can be added to a 16 oz water bottle.


What sorcery is this?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:53 PM (jvt6t)

518
And a coke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2021 05:50 PM (BFigT)

With no ice

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 05:53 PM (WF/xn)

519 Jewells, I'm so glad that things are going so well on your vacation. I need you rested and ready for the MoMe!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2021 05:53 PM (89oik)

520 Commodus enters the arena wearing a lion head & skin to show he is like Hercules

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:53 PM (oEn12)

521 445 Paid 3.95 there last weekend, 2.79 here yesterday.

$3.09 here.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:39 PM (HOSkN)
****

I'm proud to say that gas in my state is well over 4 dollars a gallon, except at some Costcos.

I've called on my fellow Democrat AG, Bob Ferguson, to begin an investigation of Costco, and expect arrests to follow soon.

Posted by: Jay Inslee, now Emperor and a Living God at September 06, 2021 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

522 I watched Day of the Dove yesterday. Walter Koenig went to the Shatner School for Emoting.

How many of you knew William Shatner is 90 years old?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 05:54 PM (ntx44)

523 Like adult Pixy Stix! Intriguing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:51 PM (Dc2NZ)


I used to buy instant coffee with sugar and whitener in those long cylindrical packets, I used to call those Pixie Stix for adults

Nasty coffee, but it was fast to make

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 05:54 PM (HG00O)

524 Coffee break?

Until Sept 15. Sure!!
Posted by: Jewells45

email in sig.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:54 PM (KwtXj)

525 Thanks. I need 10K for a soup kitchen. Well, the soup kitchen looks a lot like a gun safe. Umm and other things inside, but it's for the needy. Honest.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:42 PM (jvt6t)
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Put a coffee maker in your walk-in gun safe and it's a souped up gun kitchen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

526 email in sig.

I get a 404 error.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:55 PM (HOSkN)

527 And he wins!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:55 PM (oEn12)

528 Thanks Bed Had. Had a wonderful time with my oldest daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 05:55 PM (HOSkN)

529 Hello Ben Had!

*attempts and fails to insert two thumbs-up emojis*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

530 Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2021 05:48 PM (uUDKV)

We just watched that a few nights ago. FenSpouse and I had seen it as kids; Son never had. It is fun to share old movies with FenSon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2021 05:55 PM (AJzTi)

531 Older brother texted me and wanted to know if I was going to convention in Vegas end of month. Told him no because vax required. He was unaware. Thanked me profusely. He canceled his trip.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 06, 2021 05:56 PM (EX3Vm)

532 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 06, 2021 05:56 PM (Seiya)

533 Nood.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2021 05:57 PM (jvt6t)

534
How many of you knew William Shatner is 90 years old?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 05:54 PM (ntx44)

As is Barbara Eden, best known as the Jeanie we all Dream of.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 06, 2021 05:57 PM (sy5kK)

535 Happiness.

Because you like me, I suppose?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (2JVJo)
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My dear MP4, we all like you! But I'm not the Blue Fairy, or even the Green Fairy, and happiness can't be zapped into you.

How about some nice cocaine and a flapper?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

536 nurse, we are just weeks from dancing the night away!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2021 05:57 PM (89oik)

537 I need a flamethrower. Not sure what I'll do with it, but I need one.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

You shall have one! A rider flamethrower!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

538 >>How about some nice cocaine and a flapper?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

1. Scratches on parchment.
2. Filed
3. "I thought we had evidence that she was a cocaine addict?"
4. Filed.
5. Shrugs.
6. Monday.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 05:59 PM (xK9An)

539 A Moron Horde Banned Books Library
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

(oEn12) at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (oEn12)
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I kind of want a Burning Times Horde Redoubt, which of course will have a library. Gotta save civilization!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 05:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

540 I get a 404 error.
Posted by: Jewells45

Last line of the error message!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2021 05:59 PM (KwtXj)

541 Off the grid compound in Alaska. Morons welcome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 05:35 PM (U2p+3)

Above or below the DEW Line?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 06:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

542 447 All Hail Eris: I'll produce ya a great movie with my new cameras... :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)
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qdpsteve the Auteur! You can remake Prometheus and get into a scuffle with TJM on the movie thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 06:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

543 Last line of the error message!

Email sent.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 06, 2021 06:05 PM (HOSkN)

544 Yeah...above the DEW line means proper vodka temperature.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 06:06 PM (5sh7B)

545 Oh here comes the games with Commodus gonna fight a gladiator ...what's gonna happen?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

The shit's gonna fly !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 06:07 PM (arJlL)

546 Sorry to hear Michael Williams died. He was a very good actor. I just saw him in Motherless Brooklyn, where he played a character supposed to be Miles Davis. But Omar in The Wire was one of the top 10 characters of all time. I know that's mostly the writers' creation, but he really made him a character to remember.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 06:08 PM (BMmaB)

547 Omar's goin', yo! Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 04:22 PM (mD/uy)

Well said.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 06:12 PM (BMmaB)

548 Clash of the Titans had the scene with Charon, yes -- the click as the coin falls into its skeletal hand is great. And the shadowy, firelit battle between Perseus and Medusa is really superb. That is the way Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion animation should be done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 06, 2021 06:18 PM (quCFJ)

549 Not Half a Night Stand, half a Sofa and half a big screen TV?
An angry spouse with a hacksaw is a wonder to behold.

Posted by: Windy Wilson at September 06, 2021 07:06 PM (r+vfg)

550 Sadly, we need this word:

Afghanistrand

Posted by: Ameryx at September 06, 2021 08:12 PM (0O5t+)

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