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Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/6/21) Laborious Edition
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Quote I "The worst part of this is that our victim was abused, that is number one. But also the fact that our suspect is in a position of trust." Fresno County Sheriff Lt. Brandon Pursell
Quote II ‘As we have said, while we have made improvements to our AI, we know it’s not perfect, and we have more progress to make. Dani Lever, a Facebook spokeswoman
Quote III “The general pattern is that the kids who come from the poorest communities are the ones who have been most affected. But they have not only been affected by lack of access to learning; they have also been affected by isolation. So you’ve got to think about them both together and the mental health implications.”Pedro Noguera, dean of the USC Rossier School of Education
Once upon a time yours truly was younger than his 29 years and in pretty good shape. That being said, "Things I would never do for a $1,000." What would you pay to enter a marathon?
Described as “the world’s first premium ultra,” the Highland Kings marathon requires participants to pay a £15,499 ($21,500) entrance fee. That makes it the most expensive ultramarathon on Earth.’ Ultramarathons aren’t usually associated with luxury, but Primal Adventure, an outdoor adventure business based in Scotland, is hoping to change that by organizing what many are calling the most expensive ultra marathon in history. The Highland Kings, a four-day camping race covering a distance of 120 miles on the west coast of Scotland, is limited to only 40 participants, each of whom will be required to pay an entrance fee of £15,499. The premium cost will give them access to luxury amenities like butlers, Michelin-star chefs, and hydrotherapy pools, among others.
Guess who doesn't 'Coexist'. Hint, it isn't Lutherans.
Taliban militants shot and killed a pregnant police officer in front of her children and husband, the BBC reports. The woman, identified as Banu Negar by local media outlets, was killed in front of family members outside of her family home in the city of Firozkah.
I guess Diversity is too much to ask for as well.
UPitt to hire professor of 'oppression' A job listing seeks an assistant professor of "Structural Racism, Oppression, and Black Political Experiences." Applicants must include a statement of how their work advances "diversity and inclusion. "
I'm from the Government, and I'm here
EPA Penalized for Polluting Under the category you can’t make this stuff up, the September 3, 2021 Federal Register included a notice of a proposed settlement agreement, enforcement action alleging air pollution violations for the US Environmental Protection Agency’s Edison New Jersey facility. The federal agency responsible for compliance with environmental regulations did not comply with New Jersey boiler and emergency generator regulations.
OK 'Rons, over the years we've all seen the advertisements for a bigger and better male appendage. I think the male ego has finally jumped the shark.
EVER heard of Scotox? Men are now injecting Botox into the scrotum to decrease sweating, reduce wrinkles, and make the scrotum appear larger due to the relaxation of the muscles. However, this non-invasive surgical procedure might backfire as it can drastically alter the look of the penis.Although I do wonder if The Rick Wilson will perform the procedure on his bald dick head.
Enhanced pandemic unemployment benefits, which include $300 weekly bonus checks as well as coverage for freelancers and the long-term unemployed, expire today. Over 11 million people will be affected, with around 7.5 million losing benefits entirely. Some two dozen states chose to pull the plug on federal aid during the summer, with governors claiming that the extra unemployment insurance was disincentivizing residents from taking available jobs. Out-of-work residents in at least 12 states have taken legal action to try to get that pandemic relief aid reinstated, arguing that they've been unable to pay basic expenses, including rent.
How food waste is huge contributor to climate change
Food production, transportation and rotting waste all cause release of greenhouse gases Cutting food waste can help the climate. Every day in the UK we waste 20m slices of bread, 280 tonnes of poultry, 4.4m potatoes and much more. Households squander about 70% of the UK’s 9.5m tonnes of waste food every year. About a third of all the world’s food goes to waste, and producing, transporting and letting that food rot releases 8-10% of global greenhouse gases. If food waste were a country, it would have the third-biggest carbon footprint after the US and China, according to the UN’s Food and Agriculture Organisation.
Liberals are so predictable. If you can't defend your positions and policy call your opponent a "Racist". Oh yeah, even if that opponent is black.
A California professor campaigning for Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly called Republican gubernatorial candidate Larry Elder "a Black face on White supremacy" during an event with the governor Monday. Newsom appeared at a get out the vote event with Black elected leaders in Crenshaw ahead of the Sept. 14 recall election, in which Californians will decide whether to recall the governor or keep him in office. Voters who choose "yes" to recall will also be able to pick one of 46 candidates to replace the governor.
Just remember Leftists, Jury Nullification is a 2 way street.
A rioter who shot at SWAT three times during a George Floyd protest has been acquitted of all counts. Jaleel Stallings of St.Paul, Minnesota, fired at SWAT three times during a George Floyd protest in May 2020, in Minneapolis. The 29-year-old had been hit with rubber bullets and testified that he thought he was being attacked by citizens according to his attorney Eric Rice. Reportedly, officers shot Stallings with rubber bullets after it appeared he was reaching for a rock. The police were in an unmarked van when Stallings opened fire.
On the bright side George Floyd hasn't committed any crimes in over a year.
Quote II above the fold covers AI. There are more and more signs that this Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent.
Automated resume-scanning software is contributing to a “broken” hiring system in the US, says a new report from Harvard Business School. Such software is used by employers to filter job applicants, but is mistakenly rejecting millions of viable candidates, say the study’s authors. It’s contributing to the problem of “hidden workers” — individuals who are able and willing to work, but remain locked out of jobs by structural problems in the labor market. The study’s authors identify a number of factors blocking people from employment, but say automated hiring software is one of the biggest. These programs are used by 75 percent of US employers (rising to 99 percent of Fortune 500 companies), and were adopted in response to a rise in digital job applications from the ‘90s onwards. Technology has made it easier for people to apply for jobs, but also easier for companies to reject them.
I would never speak for you, But......This is my type of club.
A Missouri restaurant was ordered to shut down after violating the county's health orders regarding COVID-19. The cafe defied the orders by reopening as a "private club." The Jackson County Department of Environmental Health issued multiple warnings and citations to Rae's Cafe in Blue Springs. The county's Marshanna Smith, a Jackson County spokesperson, told KCTV-TV that the "enforcement of the health order requiring masks is complaint-based, meaning concerned community residents contact us about non-compliance." Smith said 10 complaints had been filed about Rae's Cafe.
There is a reason it isn't named Karen's Cafe.
On this day:1970 - Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix made his final live appearance when he appeared at the Isle Of Fehmarn in Germany. The guitarist died 12 days later on 18th Sept 1970 after choking on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 1990 - Tom Fogerty
Tom Fogerty rhythm guitarist with Creedence Clearwater Revival died aged 49, due to complications from AIDS acquired during a blood transfusion. During 1969 CCR scored three US Top Ten albums and four Top 5 singles and after leaving CCR in 1971 Fogerty released several solo albums. via thisdayinmusic.com
At age 23 he has many years to repeat this award. Genius Award Winner.
MILWAUKEE —(H/T dad29 )
Muskego police identified the suspect accused of stealing a Milwaukee Parking Enforcement Vehicle as 23-year-old Kordell Londell Grady. Police said Grady stole the vehicle in Milwaukee and then led New Berlin and Muskego police on a chase.
The chase ended in Muskego at Moorland and Janesville Road when police forced Grady to crash the stolen vehicle into their squad.
Our Commander-In-Retreat let down many military families with his military failures. We can't say that about the Tunnel To Towers Foundation. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
The Tunnel to Towers Foundation is giving the family of one of the 13 fallen servicemembers who was killed in the Kabul airport suicide bombing a mortgage-free home, the non-profit’s chairman and CEO told Breitbart News Saturday. “We’re building mortgage-free homes for Gold Star Families, and that includes any of the 13 that left behind a young family. And we do know one of them — his wife is pregnant and will be giving birth shortly,” Frank Siller said, most likely referencing Jiennah McCollum, the wife of 20-year-old Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Rylee McCollum, who was killed in the ISIS-K terrorist attack on August 26. “We are going to build her a mortgage-free house. And rest assured, we are going to take care of any Gold Star Family that fits that criteria.”
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The Presidential Physical Fitness Award. Don't ask how I know.
The Taliban is currently holding six airplanes full of American citizens hostage. According to video released by CBS the Taliban will not clear the airplanes for takeoff full of American citizens and green card holders. There are a total of eleven planes being held captive and eight of them were chartered by conservative radio host Glenn Beck. The State Department told CBS News the flights will be allowed to land in Qatar “if and when the Taliban agrees to takeoff.” A senior congressional source told CBS News that the Taliban is “basically holding them hostage to get more out of the Americans.”
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Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 08:32 PM (1Yy3c)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 08:33 PM (VxC1e)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ready and willing, able at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (+Dm7G)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (dlC0g)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ready and willing, able at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (+Dm7G)
The sun...it burns us...
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (1Yy3c)
No shit. Auto-disqualification of white males over 50 probably has a big impact also.
But I wouldn't know anything about that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 06, 2021 08:38 PM (YynYJ)
anyone remember what Jimmy Carter was fooking up 8 months in??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 08:38 PM (bTQ72)
I've had that (I even have a case of it now.) it's usually a benign condition caused by various reasons if not by and infection or other problem.
It is not fun and it is not comfortable.
And as was pointed out, enlarged scrotum makes the turtle head look a bit retracted and smaller.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 08:38 PM (nzLi4)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 08:39 PM (ZOfsH)
Just goes you can be a fantastic actor who creates iconic roles like Omar and Chalky -- and still be a dumbass.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 06, 2021 08:40 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 08:38 PM (bTQ72)
Was it the 55 speed limit or the temperature set at 68 degrees cause of the OPEC boycott?
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 08:40 PM (nzLi4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (VxC1e)
anyone remember what Jimmy Carter was fooking up 8 months in??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 08:38 PM (bTQ72)
Trying to mandate unleaded gas, maybe?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Regular joe
Omar be go'in yo!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: f'd at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
Well, zombie would take pictures of a guy at the Folsom Street Fair. Said he was locally famous.
Self-selecting out of the gene pool is my opinion.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sandy at September 06, 2021 08:31 PM (VxC1e)
Perhaps, we should step outside and discuss this?
Posted by: Conor at September 06, 2021 08:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)
I'm not sure.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2021 08:42 PM (aA3+G)
Yeah, you might even include a few texts on human evolution, ya fucking jackwagons. I thought you dickweeds were all in on biology.
*administers a number of face slaps, HARD*
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 08:42 PM (F0YaR)
Well that is just nuts.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (gi0xn)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Facebook is for fags dude!
Posted by: will at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (bTQ72)
Hello Hordelians.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ready and willing, able at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (+Dm7G)
I mostly sleep during the day.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 08:44 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:44 PM (dlC0g)
Milky Way sounds more poetic. The candy bar isn't so bad either.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 08:44 PM (mNhhD)
there, fixed !
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 08:44 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (mD/uy)
But at least it's not ******* nuts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 08:44 PM (hOUT3)
The State Department told CBS News the flights will be allowed to land in Qatar "if and when the Taliban agrees to takeoff."
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Hunter is negotiating over The Big Guy's cut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 08:45 PM (/U27+)
Need I say it?
Posted by: Austin Powers at September 06, 2021 08:32 PM (ZOfsH)
Krystal Jackson....That's a man baby!
Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (gi0xn)
Question answered.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 08:45 PM (ZOfsH)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Obviously NOT Folgers Crystals!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)
See, this is why I'm not convinced that the next CA governor won't be some Marxist moonbat. It's got all the makings of a repeat of the infamous Grootification of Chicago.
Is Elder at least polling upwards of 30 percent? That would be a good start.
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 08:46 PM (UewuT)
"Death Before Decaf/Freeze-Dried"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (dlC0g)
Don't remember zombie's SF scrotum inflator guy?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 06, 2021 08:47 PM (DXFDM)
what charges? WTF is illegal for Charges other than breathing while conservative
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 08:47 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 06, 2021 08:48 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Zettai at September 06, 2021 08:48 PM (qXsmv)
She recently just said oh he's not gonna be recalled about her godson Newsom. So I'm thinking the political machine is in position. I hope I'm wrong. Newsom sucks.
Now that he is under threat, we are living pretty peacefully here. He hasn't gone off the deep end with Covid regulations or threatening our water supply again. As soon as he is back in, he's got a wreck his vengeance upon us.
Posted by: keena at September 06, 2021 08:48 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: MaxIE at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (wgs+9)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (dlC0g)
You should talk to Zombie!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 06, 2021 08:48 PM (/g7XU)
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Nope. Mostly just nuts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (dlC0g)
Just pump air into them like in San Francisco,.
Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2021 08:49 PM (gi0xn)
Posted by: keena at September 06, 2021 08:48 PM (RiTnx)
If you shoot at the king you better not miss.
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 06, 2021 08:50 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 08:50 PM (mNhhD)
Have there been any Zombie sightings? She had a way about her.
Hopefully she did not marry a Leftist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
I can fix that shit in a day. Outlaw pumpkins, zucchini, brussel sprouts, okra, and rutabagas.
Problem solved. Gimme my Nobel Prize money, bitches.
Add lima beans, and I get double indemnity.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 08:51 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: wing at September 06, 2021 08:51 PM (PlW9M)
@Tonypete, complimented you on the line on the earlier thread, but I don't know about a repeat. Does that break an unstated rule?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 08:51 PM (BMmaB)
Problem solved. Gimme my Nobel Prize money, bitches.
Add lima beans, and I get double indemnity.
Posted by: GnuBreed
And arugula. Have you seen the price of that shit?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:51 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 08:51 PM (F0YaR)
Please add English peas to the list. They are just ick.
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 06, 2021 08:52 PM (/g7XU)
Yeah I remember the gray Davis recall, but that was before the machine was in place for the fix to be in. On the bright side more Latinos than whites want him recalled.
Posted by: keena at September 06, 2021 08:52 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: chris+opher at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (IyjHW)
Posted by: Larry the Lecherous Lamprey at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (JPtHE)
AI is a work in progress. However, we have perfected artificial stupidity. As if there weren't enough of the natural variety.
Posted by: Nemo at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Caesar North
Could be - I had to leave early to drink with the neighbors.
I shall take my beating at the appointed time. Please send Ursula.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (mD/uy)
The OPEC boycott and 55 speed limit were Nixon. 1973.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (BMmaB)
The Human Species (Homo Sapiens) is a part of the Primate Order.
This is one of those things that points out how the left really thinks about Blacks. They think in terms of derogatory terms. If they see something that to them points to a derogatory term (even if not especially if not) they go, well, Ape about it.
They think Primate refers only to monkeys and gorillas and such. But that's not the facts but they don't bother much with facts.
They just like to get outraged and show how caring they are. (bigoted too)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (nzLi4)
Just goes you can be a fantastic actor who creates iconic roles like Omar and Chalky -- and still be a dumbass.
Posted by: Regular joe
When the news came out, the initial reports were coy about how he died. I figured OD or suicide. Sad to hear, regardless. He was a solid actor.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 08:54 PM (QFVV9)
Oh, and he obsessed over shit like the White House tennis court schedule. While wearing sweaters.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 08:55 PM (mNhhD)
I think that's been established. I heard that she was laying low for a while because it was getting too hot in SF to stay UTR.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 08:55 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 08:55 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2021 08:55 PM (gi0xn)
I think so, but never confirmed. I imagine her as a beautiful, tall, willowy, drink of water, with symmetrical features, and long flowing golden-white hair.
She made a bit point over the years of describing how handsome and charming her Dad was, and the subsequent complications of family relations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
I want to see the one with 8 wings.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 08:56 PM (BMmaB)
I shall take my beating at the appointed time. Please send Ursula.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 08:53 PM (mD/uy)
Oh, check out the big brain on Tonypete, who has a built in drinking excuse.
Me, I blame dirt cookies in Haiti.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 06, 2021 08:57 PM (F0YaR)
I think so, but never confirmed. I imagine her as a beautiful, tall, willowy, drink of water, with symmetrical features, and long flowing golden-white hair.
She made a bit point over the years of describing how handsome and charming her Dad was, and the subsequent complications of family relations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
iirc she also told some hair-raising stories about her mother, leading at least one other Moron to ask, "zombie is Chelsea Clinton?!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 08:57 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 08:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 08:54 PM (QFVV9)
?? Didn't he play a druggie? Maybe he was not acting?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2021 08:58 PM (Irn0L)
On my way back, but haven't crossed the Rubicon yet. Don't make me do it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 08:58 PM (BMmaB)
Perchance to dream. Why does every single actor read that soliloquy too fast?
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 08:59 PM (xK9An)
yeah bit of misnomer there by me. There was an oil price jump in 79 and he def. did that temperature roll back thing. Him and his sweaters.
And him and that rabbit. I wasn't around a tv back then as I was trying to feed myself recycling cardboard and other stuff plus there's a lot of miles gone by since then.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 08:59 PM (nzLi4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 08:59 PM (oEn12)
I think he was open that he had substance abuse issues in the past. Omar wasn't a druggie, but robbed dealers while the police turned a blind eye.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 09:00 PM (BMmaB)
Just goes you can be a fantastic actor who creates iconic roles like Omar and Chalky -- and still be a dumbass.
Posted by: Regular joe
I just remember him in a few episodes of Community.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:00 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 08:54 PM (QFVV9)
?? Didn't he play a druggie? Maybe he was not acting?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
No. His character in 'The Wire' robbed drug dealers but didn't use drugs. The character in 'Boardwalk Empire' I'm not sure about. Never did finish that show.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 06, 2021 09:00 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: dartist at September 06, 2021 09:01 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:01 PM (VxC1e)
Yup. A leader he was not. The oil price was around the Iranian revolution. He pressured the Shah to let the Ayatollah return from exile. That worked well.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 09:01 PM (BMmaB)
Let the word go out among the nations!
The Kardashian Butt Must Die!
https://tinyurl.com/kkekm98e
I do not like big butts* and I cannot lie.
*Rather, I don't like the big honking ghetto ass that's popular with your average Instagram ho.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 09:01 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:02 PM (AytXr)
Things do not bode well for Newsome being recalled and Elder being the next governor, no matter what polls or pundits say.
1. They mailed out ballots to every voter.
2. You can print ballots at home.
3. Vote harvesting is allowed.
4. You can early vote 29 days before the election.
There's more but that's enough to cast doubt on the fairness of the election.
If Newsome is removed I'll eat my hat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 06, 2021 09:02 PM (/rU1p)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 09:02 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 08:47 PM (bTQ72)
It's all a narrative. They want to set up videos of texas beating and firehosing women trying to "health care" their baby away. Then Biden will send in federal troops to save the women from their malicious monster babies and the entire nation will shout out for joy.
Get ready for it. It's all planned. Either the Texas GOP will completely cave or they will play the whole narrative. The narrative could fail, but even so, the left will pretend it all never happened and just try to get it overthrown in the courts over and over until successful.
This country and its innermost machinations which impel its outward impulse and movement, are not driven by hands of good intent. Very much the opposite.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:03 PM (ZOfsH)
I'm with you, Robert. I don't get it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 09:03 PM (BMmaB)
So that's the latest excuse for hiring H1-B's over Americans?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 09:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 09:02 PM (oEn12)
Wonder if he heard someone whistling The Farmer In The Dell before he died.
Posted by: Doof at September 06, 2021 09:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
May have been answered, but: last I read, Zombie was laying low out of concern for having been, or potentially being, identified by the Enemy.
Posted by: mindful the historically accurate webworker at September 06, 2021 09:04 PM (+Dm7G)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 09:04 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: General Milley at September 06, 2021 09:04 PM (mNhhD)
I don't think I've seen one success story.
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 06, 2021 09:04 PM (/rU1p)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2021 09:05 PM (BMmaB)
https://bit.ly/38JJL3V
For those who, smartly, don't trust shortened links, Constitution labeled with a "Harmful Language Alert" by the National Archives.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 09:05 PM (SchxB)
One potential silver lining might be that it will look so phony that it could lead to election reform--the right kind.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 09:06 PM (dlC0g)
Heroin, clearing the populous of empty, impulse-driven people since the 1880s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
Good on Tunnels 2 Towers for stepping up for Gold Star Families. God bless each and every one of them for their patriotism.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 06, 2021 09:06 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:01 PM (VxC1e)
That... seems out of character for Benedict XVI.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 09:06 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
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Now do pot smokers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:06 PM (VxC1e)
The Bayer Company started the production of heroin in 1898 on a commercial scale. The first clinical results were so promising that heroin was considered a wonder drug.
Like the vaz jab?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:07 PM (u82oZ)
++++
Kordell, Kordell, Kordell. No need to take a whole vehicle. You just take the meter heads off the posts.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at September 06, 2021 09:08 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 06, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL)
And recommended for just as many things.
Like childhood toothaches!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2021 09:09 PM (+WWsf)
Apparently besides being unaware of the Constitution he can't read either.
The Texas law does not ban a woman from getting an abortion. It enables those who are concerned parties (father of child, husband, boyfriend, parents, grandparents etc) to sue anyone who facilitated or performed that abortion.
I believe the rationale is that allowing the abortion interfered with their rights in the matter of the child's birth. I would've set the age a little older but this is a good way to go about limiting abortion and allowing the other parties involved with the creation of that life (such as the father) to have a say as right now, only the woman has any say at all in birth even tho other parties are invested and involved.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 09:09 PM (nzLi4)
Pot, making people mellow, unfocused, self-indulgent, and buying Doritos since Reefer Madness.
Probably not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Applicants must include a statement of how their work advances "diversity and inclusion. "
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Experience as an Imagined-Grievance Monger is a plus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:09 PM (vOGqy)
The view at night from a Bedouin camp in Jordan on a moonless night.
Being from SoCal I barely knew that stars existed. The Milky Way was a revelation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:10 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 09:10 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 09:05 PM (SchxB)
"A generation that doesn't know history has no past; hence, it no future." ~ Robert A. Heinlein.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Was this a unique mode of death invented just for him, or d did the Parthians like doingnthis?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (oEn12)
Highly doubtful without any cheating but the left is at the point they enjoy being open about rigging the system. They get off on it. And the GOP doesn't say a word, they enjoy the humiliation.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (4thlk)
.....
It's all a narrative. They want to set up videos of texas beating and firehosing women trying to "health care" their baby away. Then Biden will send in federal troops to save the women from their malicious monster babies and the entire nation will shout out for joy.
Get ready for it. It's all planned. Either the Texas GOP will completely cave or they will play the whole narrative. The narrative could fail, but even so, the left will pretend it all never happened and just try to get it overthrown in the courts over and over until successful.
This country and its innermost machinations which impel its outward impulse and movement, are not driven by hands of good intent. Very much the opposite.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:03 PM (ZOfsH)
Hmm, what are the odds the teewee will show us footage from an MLK march and claim it's from TX 2021?
...and you're right, Stan's Retards are having a good time lately.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:10 PM (VxC1e)
I've seen it from up on the John Muir trail. Impressive
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (U9XSa)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 06, 2021 09:13 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 09:10 PM (WF/xn)
(Consults feet)
This is correct.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:13 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 06, 2021 09:13 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: wing at September 06, 2021 09:14 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:02 PM
OTOH, we do.
Posted by: Mr. & Mr. Buttigieg at September 06, 2021 09:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 09:01 PM (1Yy3c)
What really gets me is the people who get the lips done. Some people just don't know when to stop and others don't look good at all.
it's not a look for everyone. esp white girls.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 09:14 PM (nzLi4)
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:15 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 06, 2021 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
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Flipper was great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)
.....
For those who, smartly, don't trust shortened links, Constitution labeled with a "Harmful Language Alert" by the National Archives.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 09:05 PM (SchxB)
>>> 129 Biden administration will pursue federal charges against anyone trying to stop women getting an abortion in Texas, AG Merrick Garland says
Apparently besides being unaware of the Constitution he can't read either.
.....
Posted by: jakee308 at September 06, 2021 09:09 PM (nzLi4)
The Constitution is, like, over a hundred years old and stuff! /////
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 09:15 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: dartist at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (+ya+t)
Good f'n grief...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (MViHT)
We really liked our 2003 Nissan Quest, but it finally had too many problems to fix up (I am no AOP). So, Daughter found [drumroll] a used (of course) 2005 Nissan Quest for a very decent price. [canned laughter] Even after fixing some things, we should be able to get our money's worth out of it, if it lasts a year or more.
This will probably be the fourth or fifth time Milady has acquired a car for us without my input (much). Daughter seems to have inherited her wisdom. I trust their judgment. Plus, Milady makes great sandwiches. I think I'll keep her.
BTW whoever decided putting liquid crystal displays in cars was a good idea should be court-martialed.
Posted by: mindful the mechanically uninclined webworker at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (+Dm7G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (U2p+3)
.....
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Garland is a moderate reaction to the fascist Trump regime, hater.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (VxC1e)
Hope you had a nice Labor Day Weekend - Saturday I enjoyed some hiking in Blackstar Canyon (7.5 mi, 1000' elevation gain) here in Orange county and Sunday a ride thru Joshua Tree NP followed up by dinner in Cracker Barrel in Victorville.
A most excellent weekend.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at September 06, 2021 09:17 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:17 PM (r1z5A)
It's a definite body dysphoria thing. I'd wager 98 percent of lip injections look completely unnatural to neutral observers, but it's one of the quickest and cheapest ways of getting into plastic surgery, so it attracts the sort of people who seemingly can't resist.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2021 09:17 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
I'd like to be able to say I'm boycotting Facebook because of their targeting of Trump and Trump supporters, but the truth is I never liked either of them anyway.
It's not particularly impressive when you quit a site you haven't visited in months.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2021 09:17 PM (+lVUW)
*curtsies*
*hugs*
*runs away *
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (U2p+3)
Strange. Acceptable.
Kneel.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:17 PM (xK9An)
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Hey...it's one of them El Dorado's.
;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (CTJwJ)
Nurse! Is the boy home? Will be on the waterfront Wed noonish. I'll buy him lunch.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (r1z5A)
A most excellent weekend.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia
Cheesy potatoes for the win!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)
WTFFFFFFF?
Posted by: General Milley
Oh.
Posted by: mindful the radically inclined webworker at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (+Dm7G)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (7SwmH)
The State Department told CBS News the flights will be allowed to land in Qatar "if and when the Taliban agrees to takeoff."
__________
Hunter is negotiating over The Big Guy's cut.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Maybe they want more free military stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2021 09:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (dlC0g)
++++
This guy.
https://youtu.be/Z14Wy5HRHv0
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 06, 2021 09:20 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 06, 2021 09:20 PM (+V9LB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:20 PM (U2p+3)
I've also been told by our media elite that they aren't stopping the Americans on the planes from leaving, they're just stopping the planes from leaving......
In better times I'd offer to trade all the commies and forever aggrieved assholes to the Taliban for those people, as they keep saying they hate everything about America, but this administration would probably instead round up 70 year old grandmas who dared to stand for the national anthem, instead.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 06, 2021 09:20 PM (XwTyM)
Now do pot smokers.
Pot is just subtle enough to be perfect...if you want a docile population that isn't going to be able to think through why you shouldn't be the leader again.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Gateway surgery....tell me we're not doomed.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)
.....
For those who, smartly, don't trust shortened links, Constitution labeled with a "Harmful Language Alert" by the National Archives.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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This is a good thing
..... if Abbott is up to it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (U9XSa)
Posted by: Some Rat
Agreed. My son offered the same sentiment. He also mentioned he was surprised at the number of satellites that could be viewed.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JB at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (TO8Xm)
It's not particularly impressive when you quit a site you haven't visited in months.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2021 09:17 PM (+lVUW)
I've never had a facebook account and never will. I hate it when a business only has a facebook account for info. I'm sure facebook loves that though. I remember back when everyone thought a sequestered partitioned internet was a bad thing. Now it's a prominent business model
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:22 PM (ZOfsH)
"Jefe, with all deference, labor brought us the five-day workweek. We maybe could have one day off per year?
"No. Resume your toil."
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:22 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Good suction
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 09:22 PM (WF/xn)
I'd bet good money all ten complainants were county employees.
Posted by: Poster With No Good Money at September 06, 2021 09:22 PM (SmFPm)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:23 PM (r1z5A)
{{{LadyL}}}
{{{Nurse}}}
Is it really (*#%*)*^ September?! ...and it's getting late-ish for me, and I've still got a few things to do outside the grey boxes... gotta sign off.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 09:23 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 09:15 PM (ACi07)
Even worse, it is written in longhand!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:24 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 09:25 PM (3/XaG)
It's not particularly impressive when you quit a site you haven't visited in months.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Don't post on it, use to keep track of former classmates and their deaths.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 09:25 PM (KAi1n)
Winter, below zero crystal clear sky, away from city lights.
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2021 09:25 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:26 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back
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White code
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 09:26 PM (U9XSa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
You should refuse to get the vaccine.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:26 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 06, 2021 09:27 PM (+V9LB)
BTW whoever decided putting liquid crystal displays in cars was a good idea should be court-martialed.
Posted by: mindful
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:27 PM (DMQdU)
Horizontal or vertical stripes, which would work best in this case? Or plaid?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:28 PM (ZOfsH)
Sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yeah, the vax works so well they have to mandate it, and here I thought masks and 6 ft. was all it took.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:26 PM (xK9An)
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This is correct.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 09:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2021 09:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2021 09:29 PM (N/iqz)
I do not.
Posted by: nurse ratched
jabless=jobless
no good
Posted by: Miklosification at September 06, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: azjaeger
You joke, but if you go back more than a couple generations, the Nazi party wasn't very kosher. That's one reason they cut off "Jew or Not a Jew" at two generations back. When they went back to great-grampses, they started finding Mogen David in the bloodstream.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
They must weight 300# each and stomp like they're making wine.
Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (U2p+3)
Horizontal or vertical stripes, which would work best in this case? Or plaid?
Posted by: banana Dream
How about a swim in any lake within 100 miles of MisHum?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (r1z5A)
Botox is a paralyzing agent. It reduces wrinkles on the forehead and around the corners of the eyes by paralyzing the subcutaneous muscles that have created what is known as a furrowed brow and 'crow's feet'.
Wrinkles on the scrotum, on the other hand (oh stop it, you pervs), also known as rugae, have nothing to do with subcutaneous muscle. To smooth those wrinkles out would require injection of a large volume of liquid (or as zombie has shown, air) within the scrotum itself.
Not that I am denying that there are people stupid enough to try the Botox thing. Just that their ballsacks are surely still wrinkly.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (ywxOG)
BTW whoever decided putting liquid crystal displays in cars was a good idea should be court-martialed.
Posted by: mindful
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And other places. The radio/clock display in my Frontier has an LCD display, with an obviously polarized filter over it. All well and good...unless...the sunglasses I'm wearing are cross-polarized relative to the the display, in which case, I see nothing.
I've encountered this also on gas pumps with LCD displays.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (vOGqy)
I don't think I've seen one success story.
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at September 06, 2021 09:04 PM (/rU1p)
there are a few, but the hard thing is that they have to live clean to the end of their lives to be a success. To be a dead takes only one relapse
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:29 PM (r1z5A)
And only government approved activities can acquire infinitely large tax-payer funded legal assistance with a simple phone call...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 06, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: four seasons at September 06, 2021 09:32 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Zod Imperial Konzern is always receptive to appeals for employment. The application process is arduous; the pay is respectable. NDAs are, of course, required.
Your CV. You know where to send it.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:33 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette
It's probably a time-lapse photo.
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2021 09:33 PM (N/iqz)
The Biden Junta is debating internally when to start mandating the boosters.
The jab itself at this point does basically nothing - it protects you from the COVID virus of last year...for a little while.
But they fear, rightly, that if they start talking about the booster before they get everyone to take the jab that more people will tell them to f' off.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:33 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:28 PM
Those of us who follow the fashion threads that often break out among the 'ettes know that vertical stripes are considered slimming on dresses.
Therefore, horizontal, to promote the illusion of girth.
Posted by: Mr. & Mr. Buttigieg at September 06, 2021 09:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Nothing a quick 45 degree head tilt can't fix!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2021 09:34 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 09:21 PM (KAi1n)
Negative. Took advantage of the nice weather and got yard work done. BOC and some State Fair food would have been much more enjoyable
Posted by: Doof at September 06, 2021 09:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: nurse ratched
That stinks. I have no advice for you as I am unimpacted by a go/nogo shot decision.
But wow. My niece (pregnant nurse) is in the same boat.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:35 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 06, 2021 09:35 PM (hP4QN)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2021 09:35 PM (qAR6u)
...and you're right, Stan's Retards are having a good time lately.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (ACi07)
"lookit all them hipsters wearing ties!"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:35 PM (HG00O)
During the Burning Times, this certainly won't be an issue.
Calm down, lefties, and eat your bugs. All will be well...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:35 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2021 09:36 PM (sJHOI)
>>BTW whoever decided putting liquid crystal displays in cars was a good idea should be court-martialed.
The more technology they put in cars the more cars become disposable, because there is no way the LED gauge cluster in say a Jeep Grand Cherokee or the adaptive cruise control radar modules for a Toyota Tacoma is going to be available in 20 years.
Which is why any car after 2010-2012 is going to be a problem to fix.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:36 PM (/rU1p)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:37 PM (dVkJu)
Very wide-angle lens and time exposure. I took one similar to it by piggybacking a Minolta X700 with a 20 mm f/2.8 lens back around 2000-2002 or thereabouts.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 06, 2021 09:37 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 06, 2021 09:38 PM (ZSK0i)
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Battleship camouflage FTW
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Biggus Scrotus at September 06, 2021 09:38 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: ZOD
I'm not usually moved by poetry, but *stands upon desk* Captain, my Captain!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 09:38 PM (hsoZD)
Posted by: 18-1
Puzzle me this: When this most infectious, deadly, broad spectrum virus hit and there was no vax. Doesn't it stand to reason a bunch of us got it and didn't know or got better. Why can't there be a quick test for immunity?
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nurse, please look at available job openings. PLEASE. You should be quite surprised at the opportunities available to you.
Posted by: LeBron at September 06, 2021 09:39 PM (Hh3y4)
I wish I had the funds to be jobless.
I do not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
Pray on it, talk to close loved ones, and then act decidedly. The jab doesn't define you one way or another any more than all the other fiddy bajillion decisions we all make each day that could save us or kill us. Do what you reason is best for you and your loved ones and have peace of mind.
You are a good person and deserve peace.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:39 PM (ZOfsH)
Posted by: Iffy vertibra at September 06, 2021 09:40 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:37 PM (dVkJu)
I'm near the beach in OC. Good to know you.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at September 06, 2021 09:40 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nurse, please look at available job openings. PLEASE. You should be quite surprised at the opportunities available to you.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 09:40 PM (Hh3y4)
You are a good person and deserve peace.
Posted by: banana Dream
And sue, sue, sue, sue....
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:41 PM (r1z5A)
Which is why any car after 2010-2012 is going to be a problem to fix.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:36 PM (/rU1p)
Sounds like a cool opportunity for someone with embedded software-hardware skills to solve and make some $$$.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 09:42 PM (Hh3y4)
Let's go to Basilico's in HB sometime the three of us!!!
Mebbe we can convince ol' red to join us-
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:42 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:42 PM (mD/uy)
I'm so glad I'm really rich! Oh. Wait.
Just retired. And, by the grace of God, I managed to put away enough funds to take me down the road.
Probably not too bad for a total f'up most of my life...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:42 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (Pvn5F)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
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The mount would have to track apparent the celestial movement, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Preach it Sister!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (m45I2)
So, what you're trying to say is, I should iron my nutsack but make sure to use the "steam" setting. I'm probably not going to want to do this often so I'll invest in some starch.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:44 PM (ZOfsH)
Let's go to Basilico's in HB sometime the three of us!!!
Mebbe we can convince ol' red to join us-
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:42 PM (dVkJu)
I am very close to Basilico's but have never been...and yes - quite close to qdpsteve.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at September 06, 2021 09:44 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Annnnnd the ole vertigo kicks in....and we're upside down in the ditch, which make the vertigo even worse.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:39 PM (ZOfsH)
A ram has been bled and the smoke has risen to the nostrils of Crom. Tambourines, incense, dizzying fermented milk, a constellation above. Warm furs on a bed of prairie-grass.
Yao.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 09:44 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 08:33
What was the story behind that, I've forgotten?
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 09:45 PM (55Qr6)
I'm good with a mini-meetup at Basilico's. Huntington Beach is not a long drive for me.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Dumb shits.
They need to be inundated with 20,000 resumes from candidates who are white, brown, and not black.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)
Someone posted a study on a post sometime this weekend that 80% of Americans tested had COVID antibodies.
The CDC says 40M Americans have gotten it, or about 20% of Americans (lower if you count illegals).
The CDC numbers are...wrong. Since the test they've been using for most of the time since COVID came out is inaccurate - but...if we assume that number is basically right that means that 240M Americans got COVID with no symptoms.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (DpkTQ)
My most recent (failed) part-time job was on Main Street, at Sun Newspapers.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM
(m45I2)
Wait, you mean it might not be wise to inject a neurotoxin near someone's wedding tackle? What quackery is this! Granted it affects acetylcholine pathways and may prevent any sexual response whatsoever if it leaks, but surely that is a mere side consideration to making my testicles as smooth enough to gild
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Farmer
Ummmmm, read somewhere John could be "difficult".
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (r1z5A)
Yes. My dog. And she's a girl. Still has to make 'the nest.'
Gotta put extra blankets on the sofa to satisfy this need.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:47 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:31 PM (m45I2)
So, what you're trying to say is, I should iron my nutsack but make sure to use the "steam" setting. I'm probably not going to want to do this often so I'll invest in some starch.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 09:44 PM (ZOfsH)
I *think* it means stop fapping and peeing so much or have someone blow air into your junk.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2021 09:47 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (9Fwwf)
Absolutely. The Meade was on an equatorial mount and the camera was mounted on a piggyback rail on top of the Meade...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 06, 2021 09:47 PM (ZSK0i)
If 40M people have gotten COVID and 60K have died from it, that gives you a mortality rate of .15%. Seasonal flu is .1%
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:47 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
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Did you ever go to The Golden Bear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)
The gauge cluster for a 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee is not just a LED display, it's a computer that interfaces with the ECU, MCU and the other electronics in the car, Jeep would have to license it to a third party along with whatever encryption they are using.
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (/rU1p)
Roasted Coumo pretty hard on his own show: https://tinyurl.com/26m3hphb
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (dVkJu)
It was bad enough that his own brother, Tom, quit the band first. Then they got to their 1972 album Mardi Gras, and John openly refused to collaborate with anyone else on anything.
John is apparently quite the angry asshole. He didn't bother to show up for his brother's funeral and is still not on speaking terms with Doug Clifford or Stu Cook.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:36 PM (/rU1p)
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By then you will be ready to enjoy the all new redesigned two cylinder Renault.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (U9XSa)
Perhaps this is a gay thing?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Dumb shits.
They need to be inundated with 20,000 resumes from candidates who are white, brown, and not black.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Posted by: Dennis at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (ZOfsH)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (JzDjf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: T
In fairness no chryslr is going to be running that lng anyway
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Perhaps this is a gay thing?
Posted by: 18-1 at September
As long as they don't smell like gym socks, I don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (m45I2)
I hope your personal bias is not influencing this advice
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Some Rat
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heh. I was outside just a short time ago looking up at Jupiter and Saturn. I have to remind myself to look down slowly afterwards. Otherwise I do a faceplant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (ELgVT)
does your girl have eyes in her chin?
Posted by: confederatefifth
So The Rick Wilson can nuzzle David French's yambag and dream of Jeff Bezos?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (hsoZD)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (dVkJu)
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
John Deere is refusing to release their software codes to DIY farmers.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)
I believe you meant to say 'male' genitalia
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2021 09:51 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2021 09:51 PM (ecYxZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
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Too late. It closed in '86.
It was a premier regional concert venue while it lasted. I never went there but Mrs. Cicero is familiar with it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)
Viruses circulate in populations, it's what they do, it's their thing.
Everyone on the planet has likely been exposed to, recovered and has active antibodies.
Or alternatively...
This is all one gigantic scam and op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:51 PM (/rU1p)
Yes, Sir!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:52 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:52 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
The local permaculture guy did a podcast with a fellow who was a chicken Evangelist. He was great. He had some rules:
buy chickens bred to breed specifics, buy for purpose (eggs, meat, or both) and don't buy any fowl that can't reproduce on its own (Thanksgiving turkeys, we're looking at you...).
Posted by: Sal at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (3c1fY)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Dude!? Perhaps from the ladies point of view. Dunno about that. But conversely? Nah.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:54 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Doof
I think that last line says it all.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 09:54 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at September 06, 2021 09:54 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
It's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Kim Cattrall as "Lassie" at September 06, 2021 09:54 PM (ZOfsH)
Yeah baby! First!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:54 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: EveR at September 06, 2021 09:54 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 09:55 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Yes. Biggus Dickus was his wingman.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 09:55 PM (mD/uy)
This is all one gigantic scam and op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:51 PM (/rU1p)
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Check out Dr. Trophy's article from earlier in the day.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 09:55 PM (U9XSa)
The government has spent more money on COVID then *anything* in human history...and not only has it not worked in preventing the disease it hasn't even given us good metrics we could have used when a real killer virus emerges...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:55 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:53 PM (m45I2)
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You know that the Romans believed you could foretell the future by reading the wrinkles on a hobo's scrotum? They called it augury.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:55 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: banana Dream
If you're going down this road, I'd recommend setting the iron to "tire".
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 09:55 PM (hsoZD)
https://rumble.com/
viphfx-eric-clapton-two-shots-big-regrets-0614202.html
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (YynYJ)
You should go to Basilico's on general principle just to practice for our soiree
The clientele's banter is a delight
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (dVkJu)
Reality: There's no way to make genitalia attractive to the eye. End of story.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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I believe you meant to say 'male' genitalia
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
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Ahem. Have you forgotten that handsome, sexy, tasteful picture of Rock Hudson with a wee-wee in his mouth?
Around the same time Madonna was in Playboy, I believe.
Urgh.
Posted by: JB at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (TO8Xm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: The Sanity Inspector at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (3yuMz)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (dVkJu)
What a world...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 08:49
Jules recently told me there are some exotic chickens living on the other side of our block. I've got to go see them.
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (kTF2Z)
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Oh brother
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (N/iqz)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (dVkJu)
It is inexplicable that testing isn't allowed. I can (sort of) see the rationale of mandatory immunizations, they do it for lots of things. (Except millions of illegal aliens and assorted Jihadists imported from shitholes)
Either prove you've previously had Chicken Pox, or you have to get the Chicken Pix Vaccine. Again.
If someone has already had Covid/Sars and recovered, the immunity conferred is lifelong, or near enough. The goal of vaccination is not vaccination per se. Any Medical organization should know this.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
gross
immediately block the number and avoid the creep
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (oEn12)
The gauge cluster for a 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee is not just a LED display, it's a computer that interfaces with the ECU, MCU and the other electronics in the car, Jeep would have to license it to a third party along with whatever encryption they are using.
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:48 PM (/rU1p)
I figured that. Thing is, CAN is AFAIK 1 mbit/sec thus any type of encryption would be quite costly in terms of latency therefore I doubt they would be running it on the main systems. Entertainment centers, sure-ECU-MCU comms? Not sure of that.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (mNhhD)
Don't like the smelly gym socks part though...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (MViHT)
The wonder of the internet is you can blast your wedding tackle out to hundreds of women and if only a handful are interested, well, that's still a win right? Well, for some definition of "winning"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:59 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 09:59 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:59 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (55Qr6)
Helena Handbasket has a few Polish mixed in with her flock, with the big froofy headgear. Looks like they should have titles that start with "Contessa" or "Adjutant-General". Chickens with presence.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Kindltot
I always told my sainted Mother that I played piano in a whorehouse instead of the truth: working for an Investment Bank.
That just would have killed her. Oh, the shame of it all!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (mD/uy)
For someone with a nursing background and certifications, work from home medical writing can be a pretty good deal.
Posted by: Miklos humbly submits for your consideration at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (m45I2)
Who does that?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:59 PM (U2p+3)
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Yo.
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (VxC1e)
Which is why you don't promiscuously take drugs you do not need to take.
Which I guess the Hippocratic Oath is no longer a thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (/rU1p)
Solicited dick pics bad. Never stick a dick pic in crazy.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 10:01 PM (mNhhD)
Also, the reason compression was lowered was to reduce the emissions of NOx: HC and CO emissions rose as a result but that we could address with catalytic convertors
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:01 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 09:59 PM (DpkTQ)
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Had a buddy in the Corps whose only pick up line was "wanna screw?" He got slapped a lot, but never went more than a week without getting his ashes hauled.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: pookysgirl, cat sandwich at September 06, 2021 10:02 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia
Lived out by Victorville for 3 years in the 80s at the now defunct George Air Force Base. From what I've seen on Google maps, it has grown unbelievably since then.
Posted by: MammaB at September 06, 2021 10:02 PM (KbHMJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2021 10:02 PM (U9XSa)
Posted by: Kindltot
Huh
My lawyer advised me against admitting to being a dad
Posted by: Miklos, whose DNA does not match at September 06, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:00 PM (m45I2)
I am drying prunes in my backyard dehydrator, so I am endeavoring to preserve
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:02 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:58 PM (dVkJu)
Yup. In December, CDC plans to roll-out tests that can distinguish between SARS CoV-2 (Covid) bugs and flu bugs.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (AMIL/)
One of our brats ran their race a few years ago. We donated to the cause, and it was a pleasure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
the nooz sez "no boosters planned" for J&J
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
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FIGHT ME
Posted by: Riverside County at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (VxC1e)
- I have walked in late to this ONT,
- the content to be discussed has already been chosen,
- it's the yambag
Welp.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 06, 2021 10:03 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:04 PM (Ti+Tv)
Last time I was there, was in 2007, on my way to NTC.
Very depressing-looking town.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 06, 2021 10:05 PM (G0h3n)
Posted by: hogmartin
One assumes that they are Winged
Posted by: Jan-Miklos Sobieski at September 06, 2021 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:05 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 06, 2021 10:05 PM (DpkTQ)
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
John Deere is refusing to release their software codes to DIY farmers.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 09:50 PM (r1z5A)
Read up on how Bunnie Huang broke into the XBox console. It can be done.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:05 PM (Hh3y4)
___
Just in time for 9/11.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (G0h3n)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Last time I was there, was in 2007, on my way to NTC.
Very depressing-looking town.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 06, 2021 10:05 PM (G0h3n)
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I stop at the Del Taco there on the way to Vegas. It's fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 09:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Oh brother
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:57 PM (VxC1e)
Ok, ok, stick with me here, what if a guy dressed his unit up as various characters from Diana Gobblegobble's Outlander series? Everyone's favorite mommy porn. Period-appropriate clothes, hats, little mustaches, whole scene dioramas from various notable parts of the book. Opinions?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (ZOfsH)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Soldier... with Kurt Russel. Did not know it but they delayed filming at Kurt's insistence that he need to be in REALLY good shape to pull off the role.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Common Tater
Like working in the bio labs. Levels 1 thru 3 require a robust immune system. Level 4 anyone allowed, cause whatever you catch there, kills you.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (r1z5A)
?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
No, just kidding. I would think the sender was a pervert.
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (csEWM)
Who ARE you people?!?!?
Posted by: Doof at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Snoopy's brother Spike is from there.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (ghoDT)
___
Just in time for 9/11.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (G0h3n)
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It should make for a very festive 9/11 celebration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero
Do you have the money to stop on the way back?
Posted by: The House of Miklos always wins at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:01 PM (kTF2Z)
I wonder if I served with the same guy. Stationed in 29 Palms?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: banana Dream at
Ok. That's actually kind of funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
Charles Schulz actually lived there for a few years... as a boy, during the Depression.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Some years ago, I acquired several hens called, I believe, Jersey Giants. Beautiful big black hens. Being the asshole I tend to be, they had names like Shaniqua, LeShonda, etc.
They didn't lay eggs worth a f'k.
Probably because I'm a racist...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
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Nope. Barstow is Carl's Jr.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Fucking Chinee.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Dr Evil at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (4I/2K)
?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 10:06 PM (oEn12)
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Pompey predated Pompeii by a few hundred years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 06, 2021 10:07 PM (/g7XU)
But also girthy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 10:10 PM (csEWM)
A more powerful statement would be the black & white geometric patterns as found on an ICBM missile. You know, the one with the "penetrator" warhead.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2021 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Romeo13
An excellent movie.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero
Pompeii was the New Jersey of Rome. It sucked.
And Vesuvius blows
Posted by: Pompey at September 06, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Fucking Chinee.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (xK9An)
This time I will do a #1 instead of a #2 (so 3mm vs 7mm per my commie metric set of clipper guides.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 10:11 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2021 10:11 PM (qyZxC)
Del Taco started up in Yermo, the very first McDs was in San Bernardino, and Glen Bell was inspired to start up Taco Bell by the Mitla Cafe in SB as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
>>Read up on how Bunnie Huang broke into the XBox console. It can be done.
Yeah but this isn't like jail breaking an iphone, this would be decrypting whatever encryption is being used for a Jeeps digital gauge cluster.
You don't want that glitching out or locking up.
Not saying it's not in the realm of possibility just saying there are going to be vast nearly insurmountable hurdles to keeping technology laden vehicles operational 20 years in the future.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (/rU1p)
Posted by: Romeo13
An excellent movie.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)
Indeed. Kurt told them he wanted to get in shape- but would NOT use steroids- and that it would take him about 18 months. So they made Event Horizon while they were waiting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (csEWM)
Gee. It certainly seems like that might be useful in actual medical type work. Wonder how all this was managed for the last almost two years. "Our test shows you either have the Worst Plague Ever or a cold. Best we overreact to the level of total life and societal disruption, just to be on the safe side."
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (3/XaG)
Ok. That's actually kind of funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
Uh, sooooo... Ren Faire?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Pompeii was already around, it's the eruption of Vesuvius that's in their future
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Cicero
True, but I never dated Pompeii, although I may have signed her High School Yearbook.
Posted by: Pompey, candidate for Senate at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 10:14 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
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Correction. The original McDonalds was in Arcadia.
It was moved, lock stock and barrel to San Berdoo.
There is a McDonalds at the original Arcadia site. It has a mini museum about the origins of McDonalds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)
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The pre-Kroc history of McDonalds is surprisingly complex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (ecYxZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (qyZxC)
Surprising. I thought it was Orange Julius.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
In either case, someone needs to ramp up their video skills, and let's not even talk about audio.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 10:17 PM (GQ5VU)
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: T
the "wanna screw" thing works, or did before i was married.
I was in the library with a girl had just started dating. When we were studying i whispered into her ear "wanna screw" she was more than shockd that I suggested that in that way and before she could say a word I offered her a 3 inch wood screw.
she was shockd, then amused, then great in bed.
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 06, 2021 10:17 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: MAxIE
Beats that place over in looserville
Posted by: Miklos, the Zagat of the ONT at September 06, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2021 10:16 PM (ecYxZ)
That's too warm for an aging wheel of hard cheese. Humid enough, but too warm.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2021 10:18 PM (xK9An)
You have 1 second to understand the 7th century history
Fight.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 10:18 PM (5sh7B)
Posted by: Georges Pompidou at September 06, 2021 10:18 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: confederatefifth
We thank you for your submission, however....
Posted by: Penthouse Forum editors at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Also, the reason compression was lowered was to reduce the emissions of NOx: HC and CO emissions rose as a result but that we could address with catalytic convertors
Well, all that too but I was trying to simplify and just put some basics out there. Plus I wasn't all that interested in typing about nutsacks which seems to be the main topic
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (csEWM)
The Horde
It is a history of the Mongols and early on does a little linguistic analysis of the word Horde:
The term "horde" entered Persian, Arabic, Russian, and all European languages following the Mongol Conquests, and is widely used today to denote a large crowd of unruly or uncontrollable people. This usage is a distant echo of "horde" as it appears in medieval sources written by travelers, many of them religious men otherwise accustomed to sedentary lives...From these medieval accounts...we get the modern sense of a horde as a powerful and frightening mass.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Today we will show you how to replace the carburetor on your MTD lawn machine. Mistress Paine, please bring the gimp in . . . and box with the Philips screwdrivers.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Common Tater
Rule one in the old CRT monitors. Replace all the electrolytics.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 10:20 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 10:20 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: The stuff Miklos knows at September 06, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Balzac at September 06, 2021 10:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:21 PM (dVkJu)
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So we are back to nut sacks?
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 06, 2021 10:21 PM (s94di)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 10:22 PM (YzJmd)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
>>Rule one in the old CRT monitors. Replace all the electrolytics.
Rule zero... let the newbie discharge the flyback transformer.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 10:22 PM (/rU1p)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 06, 2021 10:22 PM (G0h3n)
From the replies, it's pretty clear the new Leftist talking points are:
1. The GOP is for spousal rape (total non sequitur when discussing the heartbeat law)
2. The Bible allows for abortion (with no verses or passages cited)
The second one makes me reeeaaally curious, because I have no idea how anyone could possibly believe that unless they're deliberately misinterpreting Scripture. What heretical "pastor" is giving ammo to the baby killers this time?
Posted by: pookysgirl, Solo Scriptura at September 06, 2021 10:22 PM (XKZwp)
Having grown up on the east coast, I so loved going to sleep listening to crickets outside my window. Very relaxing.
I now have a damn thing, only one, hanging out in my kitchen.
Damn noisy thing...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 10:23 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: yop at September 06, 2021 10:24 PM (XcpXx)
Pompey pronounced "Pompee"
Anyone who remembers "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" would know that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 10:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 10:24 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
The "lethal voltage" sticker always made me tense.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
In 44 BC Julius Caesar was assassinated in the shadow of Pompey's statue in front of the senate's temporary digs.
There is a small plaque at the excavated site today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:25 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
although Logan's roadhouse in Fontana has groupons
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:26 PM (dVkJu)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
Which is exactly what people will think when the COB's unleash us. Who cares if they hate us, just so long as they fear us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 10:26 PM (YzJmd)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:08 PM (Hh3y4)
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8th & I from 85-87.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: archaeological dental assistant at September 06, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Balzac at September 06, 2021 10:28 PM (4I/2K)
(B.H. didn't inject a buffer overflow into the box, he actually installed signal amplifiers to analyze the signals between chips and thus determine the internal commands before any external encryption was done.)
You don't want that glitching out or locking up. (Agreed.)
Not saying it's not in the realm of possibility just saying there are going to be vast nearly insurmountable hurdles to keeping technology laden vehicles operational 20 years in the future. (Understood-just trying to think what is possible and if anything can be done about it since driverless cars are on the horizon IMHO and looking at the sheep-like stance of the American public during the COVID years, old cars are going to be at a premium to keep on the road.)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 10:12 PM (/rU1p)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:28 PM (Hh3y4)
That era of Rome had God definitely leave the irony on.
The most successful slum lord who literally could not count his money allegedly died by liquified money, the alleged greatest general evah evah was defeated soundly by his understudy repeatedly, and "the selfless champion of the unwashed masses" was murdered by a cabal of people he forgave fighting him hiding behind his harlot's son's name.....
I would have been in stitches.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:28 PM (Lzpvj)
... horde ... a large crowd of unruly or uncontrollable people
You'll be hearing from our lawyers
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 10:28 PM (pNxlR)
This guy!
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 08:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Make sure you switch over to winter air at the end of this month.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:29 PM (p4hE7)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 10:29 PM (Cus5s)
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Well, when you say it like that...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:30 PM (kTF2Z)
8th & I from 85-87.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Nice duty station. Respect.
No, this must have been his spirit brother. Sounds just like him though.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:30 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I always tell people to meet me in front of Outback.
Posted by: Miklosian Directions LLP at September 06, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
The Holy Bible which admonishes adherents not to aimlessly spill seed is totes down with infanticide....
"okay"
Never forget they are quite literally insane ma'am....
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:30 PM (Lzpvj)
Just goes you can be a fantastic actor who creates iconic roles like Omar and Chalky -- and still be a dumbass.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 06, 2021 08:40 PM (L9P9s)
So iconic, I have never heard of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:31 PM (p4hE7)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Solo Scriptura
The one's whose gospel is " it's all about the Benjamins ". They missed the parts about wolves amongst the flock and standing in front of our Lord at judgement.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 10:31 PM (YzJmd)
to be fair you and I both divorced this wretched culture a ways back...
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
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Chili's is a sewer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
1975, I think. My father bought a '76 Granada, and it needed unleaded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:32 PM (p4hE7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:33 PM (VxC1e)
Freddy's isn't really a steak place..the burgers are more thin like old McDonald's. They also do ice cream...I think most of the good effect comes from them actually using ground beef and frying them on a grill. They aren't thick like the burgers you get at a steak place usually.
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
At the time-- late 1990s-- it was still pretty good.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Evolution may change that.
Posted by: Gref at September 06, 2021 10:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at September 06, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The stuff Miklos knows
BRB you joker, that gives me an idea for a song!
Posted by: Steve Miller at September 06, 2021 10:34 PM (k3yL0)
Hilariously, the spilling seed part is what Pooky (legally insane) immediately pointed out to me. So you're in good company... I guess?
Posted by: pookysgirl, still humming CCR (dangit) at September 06, 2021 10:34 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 08:37 PM (dlC0g)
For awhile, it was a hot thing for gay pervs to balloon that thing with saline solution. Someone showed me a pic and there isn't enough eye bleach.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2021 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
My dear Cicero why ever would I fight you when fate has us destined to be on the same side?
//Hortensius
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:34 PM (Lzpvj)
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8th & I was good duty. I didn't really appreciate it til I got to LeJuene.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:35 PM (kTF2Z)
close up
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:35 PM (dVkJu)
Danny Fogelberg lived in Nederland CO when I lived there in the 80s. He became a good friend, although he tended to be into the drugs. Didn't judge. Awesome musician though. Lost too soon. .
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 10:35 PM (MViHT)
In other words, the Mafia.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 10:35 PM (mNhhD)
Same for old radios. Replace, then do a power on test.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 10:36 PM (SchxB)
The atheist baby butchers who misuse the word of God forget that stripped of the holy and clerical it is at its heart rules for tribal survival and has worked admirably....
Turns out killing your own tribal future casually was frowned upon.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Needles is a depressing looking town.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Per this era's predilection for euphemisms, they ought to rename it Sharps.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 10:36 PM (pNxlR)
//Hortensius
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:34 PM (Lzpvj)
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Ever try reading The Hortensius? It's thick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
Jeremiah 1:5
Is that the Bible verse?///
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 10:36 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: JoeF.
Old Man Balls used to be a thing around here.
Posted by: Miklos, instantly regretful at September 06, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
There's now a big thing called "ghost kitchens" or "virtual restaurants." Major chains who have a cordoned-off section of the menu, usually specializing in something.
Applebee's has Cosmic Wings, Chili's has It's Just Wings, and Denny's has The Burger Den.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
close up
There's a word for that and I'm having trouble thinking of it. It's right on the tip of my tongue...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 10:37 PM (SchxB)
No not really, I suspect given the way my mind works had I been in the area I would have far preferred the Chick Pea to the Dancer.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Don't know about you, but I'm not clicking on that!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 06, 2021 10:38 PM (y7zkd)
close up
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 10:35 PM (dVkJu)
Madame Voyeur - Three new pics a day
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:38 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 06, 2021 10:38 PM (QU5/8)
Waaiit a minute. What about Waffle House? What about Darleen? Do you just blow your girls off this easily?
- signed, Marleen
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 10:39 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 10:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Someone should inject some life into the place. Some kind of stimulus.
Posted by: Miklos, Urban anti-Planner at September 06, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
close up
THAT IS GROSS!
Posted by: David French at September 06, 2021 10:40 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Kinda wish I seized on some of those special assignments while in the Corps.
Good on you for doing so. Semper Fi!
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:40 PM (Hh3y4)
Someone should inject some life into the place. Some kind of stimulus.
Posted by: Miklos, Urban anti-Planner at September 06, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Nuclear
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 06, 2021 10:41 PM (WF/xn)
Only made it out to Needles
Posted by: Three Dog Night at September 06, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 10:41 PM (MViHT)
Same for old radios. Replace, then do a power on test.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 06, 2021 10:36 PM (SchxB)
Then use a variac to gently bring it to operating voltage. Should be good to go AFAIK.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:42 PM (Hh3y4)
close up
THAT IS GROSS!
Only if you do it 144 times
Posted by: Miklos, dangerously close to Maths at September 06, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Chili's is a sewer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
___
They're all the same...Chilis, Olive Garden, Appbebees, Outback, etc.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 10:43 PM (GQ5VU)
The view at night from a Bedouin camp in Jordan on a moonless night.
Being from SoCal I barely knew that stars existed. The Milky Way was a revelation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 09:10 PM (VxC1e)
On any clear night, I can see the Milky Way here at stately Peon Manor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:43 PM (NCOpD)
Posted by: pookysgirl, aunt to literal Bible-thumpers at September 06, 2021 10:44 PM (XKZwp)
14Then the LORD said unto me, Out of the north an evil shall break forth upon all the inhabitants of the land."
Is that about Canada? The evil is already breaking.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 10:44 PM (Cus5s)
Was this a unique mode of death invented just for him, or d did the Parthians like doingnthis?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 06, 2021 09:11 PM (oEn12)
Well, it's not like you can't get the gold back later...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:44 PM (NCOpD)
__
Saw a CNBC thing on it and there was one restaurant in NYC which sold itself as 14 different restaurants on UberEats, Doordash and GrubHub.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 10:45 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Miklos, out back of Outback at September 06, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: hogmartin
My Polish is just called Hippy chicken.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 10:46 PM (YzJmd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
Probably was on the 15N and accidentally got on the 40 to the 10.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 10:47 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
At least Olive Garden remains true to its roots.
Posted by: Miklos, the cut-rate Zagat at September 06, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
This will probably be the fourth or fifth time Milady has acquired a car for us without my input (much). Daughter seems to have inherited her wisdom. I trust their judgment. Plus, Milady makes great sandwiches. I think I'll keep her.
BTW whoever decided putting liquid crystal displays in cars was a good idea should be court-martialed.
Posted by: mindful the mechanically uninclined webworker at September 06, 2021 09:16 PM (+Dm7G)
I have the engine, and all the wiring from a '97 Nissan Quest right here. I doubt it would fit your '03, though. But anyone who wants it? Free, you pick up. Engine ran before removed from vehicle. V6.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:48 PM (NCOpD)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 10:48 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 10:50 PM (2JoB8)
I can imagine people lamenting "why does everything from everywhere taste the same??!?"... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: illiniwek
Which would make Trudeau Gog?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 10:51 PM (YzJmd)
Posted by: Miklos, not King of the Britons at September 06, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
In better times I'd offer to trade all the commies and forever aggrieved assholes to the Taliban for those people, as they keep saying they hate everything about America, but this administration would probably instead round up 70 year old grandmas who dared to stand for the national anthem, instead.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 06, 2021 09:20 PM (XwTyM)
Again: How many Americans on those planes? Not Afghans holding U.S. passports, but real Born In The USA Americans?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:51 PM (NCOpD)
if you turn the handle on the side, a clown puppet pops out of it...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Tamerlane killed people by pouring molten lead into the ears, I think I read
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 06, 2021 10:52 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 10:50 PM (2JoB
I know, right? 2/4 is standard notation, unless you want to waltz it up at 3/4 time
Oom, ta-ta, Ooom, ta-ta, ooom ta-ta, Oom ta-ta . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:53 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Poster With No Good Money at September 06, 2021 09:22 PM (SmFPm)
and all are Commie assholes, who need to be gutshot, and thrown in a ditch to bleed out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:53 PM (NCOpD)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 10:53 PM (KAi1n)
Oom, ta-ta, Ooom, ta-ta, ooom ta-ta, Oom ta-ta . . .
Posted by: Kindltot
*smiles, waves baton*
Posted by: Lawrence W. at September 06, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
"Carter never paid a price for this kind of thing, As long as we get them back before 444 days have past??? WE look like winners!"-Joe Biden
Posted by: jeff at September 06, 2021 10:54 PM (uAI4S)
How do I get an alert on my phone when the topic turns spicy?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 06, 2021 10:55 PM (Y+l9t)
Oom, ta-ta, Ooom, ta-ta, ooom ta-ta, Oom ta-ta . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:53 PM (HG00O)
I actually understood this. I need to get out (away from the musical theory family) more.
Posted by: pookysgirl only knows one waltz at September 06, 2021 10:55 PM (XKZwp)
Load that query up into the entry field on your favorite Search Engine, and hit the wee magnifying glass icon. That's right, send your Search Engine on a Quest.
Do it a second time, and make it a Re-Quest?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2021 10:56 PM (QzJWU)
Ok. I am being bullied into either getting the jab or losing my job.
Sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2021 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
Force them to fire you. Move to a free State. Wait until the vaccine kills off most of the people in WA. Recolonize the place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:56 PM (NCOpD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 10:16
At our museum I have a copy of the letter that Ray Kroc sent to Earl Prince (Prince Castles) who he was selling the multimixers for. He said the McDonalds were doing something right and the company should be looked into.
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 10:56 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Jib. Cut. Like.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 10:57 PM (k3yL0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 10:57 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: jeff at September 06, 2021 10:54 PM (uAI4S)
You know if there is a ransom paid there will be a kickback. I would be interested in knowing where that went
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:57 PM (HG00O)
(And, yeah. Don't be taking your girls above their station!)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 10:58 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 10:58 PM (HG00O)
Jim
Swap it into a midcentury Ford for a Galaxie Quest
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 10:59 PM (k3yL0)
If you think you're already immune, then you won't take the jab. And their goal is to make everyone take the jab.
Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2021 11:00 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Miklos, requesting an inquest at September 06, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2021 09:29 PM (qAR6u)
Well, motorboating, anyway. Speaking of boats, a couple of weeks ago guess what I saw on a trailer? A steam launch, maybe about a 22 footer. Big stack midships. Cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:00 PM (NCOpD)
I actually understood this. I need to get out (away from the musical theory family) more.
Posted by: pookysgirl only knows one waltz at September 06, 2021 10:55 PM (XKZwp)
I adore that side of my family. My Aunts would arrange to get together and sing Gilbert and Sullivan with accompaniment. Grampa got to sing The Mikkado part once, and I remember fondly when the did Pirates of Penzance.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:01 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 06, 2021 11:02 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2021 11:02 PM (MViHT)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 10:17
Some of my favorite music, along w/ the Buckingham/Nicks album. Think I'll ask Alexa the spy to play that.
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 11:02 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at September 06, 2021 11:03 PM (KSXRc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:03 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:05 PM (kTF2Z)
I guess its a popular idea in central asia?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:05 PM (DpkTQ)
idk, he doesn't seem that scary ... more like "Clog", in black face, shape shifting into Indian dancer, or whatever? But the bureaucracy there had gone tyrannical.
https://tinyurl.com/wyspmvke
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:05 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:00 PM (NCOpD)
Very nice. I'd love to have one of those, but I can't imagine a pack of consumptive Dickensian waifs for stokers comes cheap.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 06, 2021 11:05 PM (ghoDT)
Had a nice weekend. We did some yard stuff and home improvement stuff. Today was our anniversary so out for lunch at the place we were married, and some wine tasting.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 06, 2021 11:06 PM (EiPf6)
We gather around the piano to sing carols at Christmas, and it's a tossup as to who is playing the piano. Last year Pookette did a song (with flourishes, of course). I don't think Pooky understands how inadequate I feel sometimes by not being able to play piano.
Posted by: pookysgirl, piano mom at September 06, 2021 11:06 PM (XKZwp)
Keep in mind Biden "won" CA by 30 points (supposedly). And Newsom won 2 years ago by 25 points.
If he wins by 10 it does indicate there is something going on in CA...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:07 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2021 09:36 PM (/rU1p)
Sounds like a cool opportunity for someone with embedded software-hardware skills to solve and make some $$$.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at September 06, 2021 09:42 PM (Hh3y4)
There is already an open-source ECM for electronic fuel injection (and spark timing) called MegaSquirt. If it could be given capability to drive computer-controlled transmissions, you would be most of the way to doing an end-run around OEM modules.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:07 PM (NCOpD)
But we no longer live in a sane world.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 06, 2021 11:08 PM (8548M)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 06, 2021 11:02 PM (Y+l9t)
After WWII all the newly liberated colonies went socialist because the leaders had these educations from the greatest schools in the world that all said that they had to go Socialist to be great powers.
All the leaders in the freaking world now have had educations that have taught that organized central economies are the most successful, only you get rid of all the laws and freedoms that impede such a totalitarian grasp for their governments. this is what we get now, totalitarian wannabe states that are bearing down because they can, and it is moral and correct to do such things.
I heard one guy say, "the good news is they can't keep moving the goal posts, the will eventually run out of field," but he also felt that really bad things were going to happen first.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:08 PM (HG00O)
Posted by: Emaciated consumptive DREAMERS from El Salvador at September 06, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (9Fwwf)
A long time exposure would also show meteor trails and satellites, I would expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:09 PM (NCOpD)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 09:43 PM (m45I2)
Helices.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:10 PM (NCOpD)
idk, he doesn't seem that scary ... more like "Clog", in black face, shape shifting into Indian dancer, or whatever? But the bureaucracy there had gone tyrannical.
https://tinyurl.com/wyspmvke
Posted by: illiniwek
I think he does fit. Underneath the " I'm a beautiful metrosexual thing" persona lies the pyscopathic brutal heart of a Castro.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 11:11 PM (YzJmd)
Posted by: pookysgirl, piano mom at September 06, 2021 11:06 PM (XKZwp)
Piano is hard, and I have the voice of a crow. I am the step kid.
If you can make cookies and cakes you will be loved more than you would be fighting for a turn to play the piano.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:12 PM (HG00O)
He and I had an idea a while back for a terrible Halloween costume, Sexual Harassment Robot. The robot would ineptly sexually harass everyone ("Hey baby, you must be tired because you've been lighting up my circuits all day"), and if you gave the robot your number, it would text you a dick pic, which would have just been a shot of the crotch of the robot costume (think Bender).
Needless to say, we never actually followed through with this idea.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 06, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 06, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)
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Went with the Amos N Andy blackface then, did you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2021 11:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:12 PM (HG00O)
I can't even do that, sadly. Pooky let slip to my MiL early on that I don't enjoy cooking and baking, so I am not a good little Dutch wife.
Posted by: pookysgirl, listening to cats snore at September 06, 2021 11:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thereby triggering the now-only-occasional posting of the excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night':
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago…"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 11:17 PM (pbStR)
If he wins by 10 it does indicate there is something going on in CA...
Posted by: 18-1
It helps the steal if ones boy is polling at double digits, losing by double digits and winning raises too many eyebrows, not that that maters, but it does hurt the optics.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 11:19 PM (r1z5A)
Loved both. Very majestic but something about Bryce made us love it more. Less crowds. Easier hiking.
The often overlooked part of Zion is the east area where few people go. More desolate but lovely. At the end of the road is a lovely reservoir that has camping all along it.
There's a great place to stay outside of Bryce that's easily drivable. And it's just pastoral and we wished we stayed longer. Let me know if you want more info.
Posted by: keena at September 06, 2021 11:19 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Kindltot
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"They laughed when I sat down at the piano..."
https://tinyurl.com/7chhe75d
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2021 11:20 PM (pbStR)
If he wins by 10 it does indicate there is something going on in CA...
Posted by: 18-1
How do you figure? "He wins" ends the discussion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 06, 2021 10:55 PM (Y+l9t)
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Soooo, you want to be alerted 50 times a minute? Might wreak havoc on your data plan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 11:20 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: keena at September 06, 2021 11:21 PM (RiTnx)
Needless to say, we never actually followed through with this idea.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 06, 2021 11:14 PM (8548M)
Oh come on, you can't go wrong with Futurama!
Posted by: pookysgirl, kiss my shiny metal daffodil at September 06, 2021 11:21 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Why an alert? Type "boobs" and sit back.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 11:22 PM (r1z5A)
Needless to say, we never actually followed through with this idea.
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A friend in college made a breast exam robot... silver cardboard box over his body with outstretched arms covered with dryer vent hoses.... he had a GOOD night
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 06, 2021 11:22 PM (s94di)
Posted by: keena at September 06, 2021 11:22 PM (RiTnx)
Gog is from Ezekiel ... another book with wild prophecy .. I never really studied it much. But I'm told this (current) period of the One Body, JC as the head (first raised from the dead) was the mystery, so not revealed when they saw a coming, then later, the second coming. ... Christians get gathered together before the tribulation, then the second coming, JC comes in power. we are in the age of Grace.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 06, 2021 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
Ditto for antique radios and old audio gear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:24 PM (r4ZGs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:24 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 10:53
Wow, a lot of commonalities there SFG. Worked the restaurant/college bar during college and after. Great learning experience and taught my shy self to deal w/ people when bartending.
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 11:26 PM (55Qr6)
I heard one guy say, "the good news is they can't keep moving the goal posts, the will eventually run out of field," but he also felt that really bad things were going to happen first.
Posted by: Kindltot
There is an expanding field in an expanding universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 11:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:26 PM (GQ5VU)
One thing I've found over the years is that for me, the all-time best steakhouse is my own.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Where the grapefruit grows I imagine
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 06, 2021 11:29 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:29 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
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I feel the same with hamburgers. Best one out there is the one I grill myself.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:29 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
CA has gone so far left, it should have bumped into Japan by now.
Posted by: Miklos checks coordinates at September 06, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
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So we are back to nut sacks?
SNORT
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 06, 2021 11:30 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The Secret sauce....is Thousand Island dressing
Posted by: Fast Times at Miklos High at September 06, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Same. I don't venture down the end times rabbit hole. I do find Ezekiel and Daniel fascinating. Amen to His Grace.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unedited version at September 06, 2021 11:32 PM (YzJmd)
For me red relish is key.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Had a nice weekend. We did some yard stuff and home improvement stuff. Today was our anniversary so out for lunch at the place we were married, and some wine tasting.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 06, 2021 11:06 PM (EiPf6)
Wouldn't those be "tik-tok" disorders? And in one of the many Oz books by L. Frank Baum, there was a clockwork man named TickTock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:34 PM (r4ZGs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:35 PM (GQ5VU)
Posted by: Modest and discreet Miklos at September 06, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos attempts redirection at September 06, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Steak houses are different. With some exceptions, the high end steak houses get better meat. They pretty much get all the top end of prime cuts. Also, they have ovens that get way, way hotter than the ones regular people have.
i am not saying we can't make great steaks. But the high end steak houses do have an advantage.
Posted by: Quint at September 06, 2021 11:37 PM (8u1Ia)
There is some argument to be made for the success of China (or the CCP). At least as long as they have a USA to steal ideas from, and to sell to. ... But as Obama lamented "I wish I could just order things done like China can" (something like that)
There are certainly efficiencies in that ... also in being able to pollute, use slaves, toss the slaves out if they get sick or injured. ... It is terrible for the people, but if the serfs become adapted to submission and little hope ... it can be more efficient in many ways.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 06, 2021 11:08
What kind of idiot would consent to the vaccine while pregnant?
I was scheduled for a triple level spinal fusion in Apr. No way would I take an experimental vaccine before or after surgery. Yep Mrs. Peel, you and I and a few others here are the remnants of sanity.
Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2021 11:41 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Most hobos are too scrawny to have much marbling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:41 PM (r4ZGs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 06, 2021 11:42 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
IMHO it didn't seem that much better than a really well-marbled ribeye or strip.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:44 PM (GQ5VU)
Cool indeed. Katherine Hepburn and leeches sold separately, I'll bet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 06, 2021 11:45 PM (oL4gB)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Smirnov at September 06, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm now considering getting my wedding tackle tattooed with WWII "dazzle" camouflage.
Good night, all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 06, 2021 11:47 PM (oL4gB)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
we definitely have more access to prime cuts than in the old days. It wasn't that long ago when you could never find prime graded steaks in a super market. They say there are different levels of prime, and the top steak houses still buy all of those. I believe that.
If I were you,l I would try a high end steak house but not a chain. Not Mortons, not Ruth's Chris, but something local just to see how they compare with your own.
The best meat I have purchased was from Allen Brothers. It came frozen, that is part of the deal. They were a major sponsor of Rush for a while and then that relationship disappeared. I don't know the details there but they went away as quickly as they showed up. My guess is politics but I don't know that.
Posted by: Quint at September 06, 2021 11:47 PM (8u1Ia)
"Dazzle" camo is Milley's favorite!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
I know of two great independent steakhouses in my general area, Madera's in Los Alamitos (right next to my fave hot dog place, LOL) and Stubrik's in Brea.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
All the wiring -- heh. The old van did have a battery-draining short, so... welll....
Milady Jo has arrived with the new acquisition.
The old green Quest had a bent-up hood and bashed-in grill from hitting a small deer. The passenger side had scrapes and dents from getting too close to a cement post. The back end was crunched in from backing into a sturdy door. The radio dash was cracked and broken, mostly from my smashing the off switch violently any time SCOAMF, later Hillzebub, came on. Long list of interior wear, including the failed liquid crystal gauges. Still smelled of our old dog.
The new white van is totally startling - exactly the same as the old van, but totally clean, like-new interior. New details: power sliding doors, roof rack. Minor annoyance: LQ displays slightly failing, but nothing as bad as the old one. FM radio doesn't seem to work.
Gonna tell our mechanic this is the same old van; we had the dents pounded out, gave it a paint job, and had the interior detailed. I don't think he'll believe me.
Posted by: mindful the automotively limited webworker at September 06, 2021 11:50 PM (ijO9y)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
I found an extremely well marbled steak at a local Hispanic market. Their meat isn't even graded. You have to use your eyes. I thought I hit the mother load. But when I went back there, the steaks were nothing like that. I think the real deals are with "choice" steaks. There are major differences within that group. You have to judge them for yourself.
Posted by: Quint at September 06, 2021 11:50 PM (8u1Ia)
Now, I have had real Kobe, and it is to die for. It is also slightly better than Wagyu.
Posted by: pookysgirl misses real teppanyaki at September 06, 2021 11:50 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Quint
Allen Brothers couldn't keep up with demand. They had to stop all online ordering for more than a year, I think, until they could handle the business.
Posted by: as recalled by Miklos at September 06, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Having a gen-yoo-wine Kobe someday is on my bucket list, that's for sure.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
That goal may be more attainable than you think! You don't have to go to Kobe itself, just a good teppenyaki place anywhere in Japan. Four Seasons in Okinawa was the one I was the most familiar with.
Posted by: pookysgirl misses real teppanyaki at September 06, 2021 11:55 PM (XKZwp)
There is an actual Kobe Japanese Steakhouse near me. That's the name. I've read they have wagyu that's very close to the Japanese specimen. It's expensive though of course.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: as recalled by Miklos at September 06, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
ahh! It was good stuff. I still have the steak knives they sent compris. Those knives have lasted a long time.
Posted by: Quint at September 06, 2021 11:57 PM (8u1Ia)
Even though I played clarinet in school band (5-7th grades), and took some theory in college, I've always had a hard time (NPI) intuiting the difference between something like 3/4 and 6/8. 6/8 is just 2x(3/4). It doesn't mean anything to me other than it's a waltz meter. Waltz meter does make for some hauntingly delicious pop/rock/alt music. Concrete Blonde's "Darkening of the Light" for instance. Love (or used to love) dancing to that one.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 06, 2021 11:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 11:09 PM (NCOpD)"
They sure can. I've had to discard some long single exposures and also some individual frames in stacked CCD images because of meteors, aircraft, etc.
OTOH, I had a neat set of single exposures for a deep image of M20 (the Trifid Nebula) and if you played them in sequence, you could see asteroids floating through the field of view.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 06, 2021 11:59 PM (ZSK0i)
Notice there's no price on their actual Kobe steak. Probably market-based, and I'd imagine at least a Benjamin per entree.
http://kobesealbeach.com/index.php/
teppan-yaki-dinner-menu/
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Good thing I had steak *before* talking about it... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
IMHO it didn't seem that much better than a really well-marbled ribeye or strip.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 06, 2021 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
I am not expert on this for sure, but I know the term Wagyu gets thrown around a lot. There are for sure different grades of the stuff. At one end you have "Wagyu burgers" ( i mean, come on?). On the other end you have stuff properly named Kobe beef, that costs a couple hundred for a very small steak in Japan.
I would say it is like the difference between a White Alba Truffle and a "truffle pizza" that has mushrooms and is sprinkled with truffle oil.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 12:07 AM (8u1Ia)
They also have Laphroig 10 for sale on the menu. But they only have Laphroig Select in the bar. The later is a cheaper whiskey. I said something to a bartender and he apologized. I said no worries, just lettting you know of the discrepancy. A year later, same thing. Oh well, I guess I was the only one who noticed or cared.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2021 12:13 AM (8u1Ia)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 12:13 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 12:13 AM (KAi1n)
Only if she's a Heifer.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 12:16 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 12:16 AM (oHd/0)
Wasn't Hugh Heifer the founder of Plowboy Magazine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 12:23 AM (r4ZGs)
Posted by: a dude in MI at September 07, 2021 12:25 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 12:23 AM (r4ZGs)
Say what you want about his morals... but the guy lived a HELL of a life.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 12:28 AM (oHd/0)
He seems to have been wanting to get rid of it because he kicked himself about the error. He lowered the price by thousands before we found it. Discounted all the fees for the final sale. Works for me!
Gotta go battle the court tomorrow: glad to serve on jury duty, but if they really demand masks, I may warn them that I have an underlying condition of feeling suffocated and going berserk. We shall see.
This is where I say good-night:
Good-night!
Posted by: mindful webworker retires at September 07, 2021 12:29 AM (ijO9y)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2021 12:32 AM (r4ZGs)
We acquitted the guy, the cop was a real azzhole, it was a BS charge.
Posted by: Farmer at September 07, 2021 12:42 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: MAxIE at September 06, 2021 09:37 PM (dVkJu)
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we're all homies... i used to drill in Pomona at the armory next to the police station and courthouse. before that, in Ontario there right off the I-10. SF Valley resident these days, like totally, fer sure.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 12:51 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:17 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 02:19 AM (210jg)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 07, 2021 02:19 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)
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i know *right* where that is... your granddad was Sammy Hagar? ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:20 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 02:22 AM (210jg)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:22 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:25 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:32 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 07, 2021 02:38 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 02:39 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 02:39 AM (KAi1n)
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no rush... and we will always have Ft Hungry Lizard!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:42 AM (+V9LB)
'Genius award' winner event happened pretty near to mom's
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 02:53 AM (210jg)
not quire vodka, but respectable, and, more importantly, drinkable, unlike the wine.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 02:57 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 03:03 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 07, 2021 03:13 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:15 AM (210jg)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:15 AM (210jg)
Posted by: mr. conservative at September 07, 2021 03:17 AM (TsCp9)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 03:03 AM (2JoB
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i don't want to go home...
Posted by: Southside Johnny & the Ashbury Jukes at September 07, 2021 03:18 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 07, 2021 03:19 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:21 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:24 AM (+V9LB)
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or, i should say, they did back in the 80's when the Warsaw Pact was a real threat...
i'm afraid to ask what they do now.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:26 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: Some SgtMgr at September 07, 2021 03:29 AM (y7zkd)
Niece who lived in Alaska for a few years has some amazing pictures of them. She said the pictures don't do it justice
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:38 AM (210jg)
Posted by: Some SgtMgr at September 07, 2021 03:29 AM (y7zkd)
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WELL after duty hours... call it after hours PT:
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:39 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:40 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:40 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:41 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:41 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:41 AM (210jg)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 03:42 AM (+V9LB)
Making sausage, egg and cheese on toasted bagel
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 03:47 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:48 AM (210jg)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:48 AM (210jg)
Bringing the fixings for BLTs.
Should be a good day!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:51 AM (210jg)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:52 AM (210jg)
Should be a good day!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 07, 2021 03:51 AM (210jg)
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pro tip: take your BLTs to 11, and add some blue cheese to the mix. you will NOT be sorry. here we do toast, mayo, blue cheese, bacon, 'maters, other piece of bread W/mayo... YMMV
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 07, 2021 04:06 AM (+V9LB)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:10 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 07, 2021 04:11 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 07, 2021 04:12 AM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:20 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:22 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:23 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip
"All along the Belltower....
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:28 AM (2JoB8)
Long War Journal- Taliban taking all of Afghanistan
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:29 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 07, 2021 04:30 AM (y7zkd)
Have a great day horde, can pop in now during the day.
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:31 AM (2JoB8)
anyway, if he was in the fail-to-send-a-selfie-and-get-arrested zone we would have heard all about it already, no ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 07, 2021 04:35 AM (Seiya)
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:36 AM (arJlL)
Up about my usual time, but I have a dawn mission: to pick up the older cat, Chekov, at the emergency vet. They close at 7 am. His numbers all looked good when I checked with the vet yesterday afternoon about 5, and they have not called me with any emergencies, so he may not have to start insulin injections. At least not yet. His spike in blood sugar went away in a few hours with their treatment.
Of course he will probably hide out in the hotel room again. But they gave him an appetite stimulant, so with any luck he'll come out and actually eat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2021 04:38 AM (quCFJ)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2021 04:41 AM (quCFJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 07, 2021 04:42 AM (Seiya)
Indifference.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 05:08 AM (xopIz)
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