The Morning Rant

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'TOLD BY WHO, MR. PRESIDENT?'

Watching a Biden press "conference" can be a surreal experience. Even if they get the Adderall dosage just right, he'll fumble and stumble his way through a prepared statement, and then he'll say "I'm not supposed to take any questions" or even (and this is even creepier) "I was told not take any questions." And then he walks away. And this is just accepted by the press corps. Like I said, it's just surreal. Whenever he does that, the very first question that any reporter shouts at him should be "told by WHO, Mr. President?"

Because that's kind of odd, right? I mean, it's a tacit admission that somebody has given the president of the United States, one of the most powerful men in the world, instructions as to what things he should do and say. Now, if the national press corps is comprised of the type of hard-bitten, cynical, skeptical, let's-dig-out-the-truth-no-matter-what journalists that they like to portray themselves as, you'd think this would raise a red flag with them. You'd think they'd be should be shouting out WAAAIITT a minute now, Mr. President, who was it that told you that?"

And the next time Biden has a press "conference", they should just ignore everything he says and start asking:

--Who is telling you not to answer questions?
--Why are they telling you not to answer questions?
--What happens if you decide on your own to take questions?
--Are they telling you to or not do certain other things, and if so, what are those things?
--What would happen if you did something they told you not to do, or did not do something they told you to do? Would you be punished in some way?
--Again, who are "they", Mr. President.

This question should be doggedly pursued until satisfactory answers are obtained. Because if Biden is basically a sock puppet for someone or some group, I would think that would be an important fact that the journalists who cover the White House ought to dig into and inform the American people about, right? After all, isn't that their job? Isn't that what they're supposed to be doing?

The Sovietization of our media is just about complete. In order to understand what's going on, you have to ignore what they print, and figure out what they're *not* printing. Old-school Pravda was straight-up objective journalism compared to CNN.




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Soon...

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From the Stupid Tweet Hall of Fame:

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(Do a search for 'face mask song'. The results will depress you.)



So Straight-Up Race Hatred Is Apparently OK Now:

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"Lockdowns For Thee, But Not For We, Mate"

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For the 'Ettes:

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Friday Who Dis: Model turned actress Ashley Hinshaw is married (since 2016) Topher Grace (he supposedly hated being called 'Chris', so he changed his name to 'Topher'), who dropped out of USC to pursue his acting career. He had no acting experience, aside from high school plays, before being cast in That 70's Show. They have two children.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Pumpkin Spice Latte:pumpkin spice latte 01.jpg

Latte recipe available here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:16 AM




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1 Victor Mature?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)

2 Oh, and morning!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (kTF2Z)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (l0F64)

4 Who Dis: Don't recognize either, but I love the sultry leggy photo 7.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)

5 First?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (dfRN6)

6 I nooded

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:19 AM (kTF2Z)

7 I don't know her name but Pic 2 is from "The Far Country" with Jimmy Stewart.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:19 AM (dfRN6)

8 1 Victor Mature?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)


Bears a passing resemblance to him, but no, sorry.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:19 AM (qmgjx)

9 The answer is Obama told Biden what to do.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:20 AM (ONvIw)

10 Victor is who I was thinking too

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 10:20 AM (2JoB8)

11 4 Who Dis: Don't recognize either, but I love the sultry leggy photo 7.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)


Also my favorite.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:20 AM (qmgjx)

12 I learned a new thing: CHAMPING. No, not like in "champing at the bit" -- it's "church camping":

https://tinyurl.com/kbrv638a

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 10:21 AM (Dc2NZ)

13 hiya Holiday Gorilla !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:21 AM (arJlL)

14 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (6RgRK)

15 Kendi is an evil racist and the hero of many. He is on a lot of reading lists.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)

16 I Googled both and I'm still not sure if I've seen them in anything. Very obscure!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

17 Really, OM, pumpkin spice latte?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (2SdPm)

18 Yep, I looked her up and was right but her name still means nothing to me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (dfRN6)

19 Mock Biden if you must, but you have to admit, the dude can nail a double axel. And has pretty nice shapely legs, too.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (m45I2)

20 pumpkin spice.

The first mistake a brewer makes when making a pumpkin spice beer is deciding to make a pumpkin spice beer.

Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (Ti+Tv)

21 I'm starting to think that Australia deserves a dystopian future worse than that depicted in the Mad Max movies.

And Ibram X. Kendi needs to realize that there are as many variance in aliens as there are human genders. I am a hybrid, being 3/4 Caucasian, 1/8 Hispanic and 1/8 Grey.

And I identify as Grey, not Reptilian.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (TNyrE)

22 Where are my alien superpowers dammit?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (oWBc3)

23 That pumpkin spice crap is already showing up at walmart.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)

24 Gerry Oherbach? Don't know the spelling.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (kTF2Z)

25 In order to understand what's going on, you have to ignore what they print

I read it to know what the truth isn't. They are honor-bound to try to deceive.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (KfC1e)

26 17 Really, OM, pumpkin spice latte?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (2SdPm)


Hey, autumn is in the air!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (qmgjx)

27 Kendi is an evil racist and the hero of many. He is on a lot of reading lists.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)



Other lists as well.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk)

28 Hiya emmie !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (arJlL)

29 The equivocation deepens. No longer is the POTUS THE most powerful person in the world, but now just ONE of the most powerful men in the world. Nice job, Joe.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (M9SBl)

30 That's George Liberace!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (UHVv4)

31 23 That pumpkin spice crap is already showing up at walmart.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)

Massengill sells it in the pharmacy section.

Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (Ti+Tv)

32 Jennifer Grey's Mom?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (kTF2Z)

33 Note the dollop of whipped cream on the pumpkin spice drink, as foreshadowed in the Art Thread.



(I just like saying "dollop")

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)

34 What's 0oD or OoD in the watch meme thingy?

Posted by: Rime of the Ancient Banana at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (20dZh)

35 Kendi is an evil racist and the hero of many. He is on a lot of reading lists.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)

I would substitute another word for "reading".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (7kqnS)

36 24 Gerry Oherbach? Don't know the spelling.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (kTF2Z)


Sorry, no.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (qmgjx)

37 A hot dog makes her lose control.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (vuisn)

38 Where are my alien superpowers dammit?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (oWBc3)



Punctuality.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk)

39 I hate BLM supporters

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (ONvIw)

40 Massengill sells it in the pharmacy section.
Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (Ti+Tv)
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Glad the lovely Mrs Blake is in the shower, because I really wouldn't have wanted to explain why I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (2SdPm)

41
Well, the Who Dis? chick gets an A+ for effort at showing the goods 40's & 50's-Style.

Still remained obscure. No idea who she is.

Lousy actress or lousy luck? You make the call.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (5NkmN)

42 Biden is like that Star Trek episode - Patterns of Force - where they recreate nazi germany but the Fuerher is just a drugged up puppet who speaks in nonsense.
Which, unironically - is what they thought Trump was doing according to this link of the speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBVKyJbM6o

Posted by: Skywise at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (icBdN)

43 (I just like saying "dollop")
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2


It rhymes with a lot of other good words for a limerick.

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (6RgRK)

44 Kendi is an evil racist and the hero of many. He is on a lot of reading lists.

Fairfax County Public Schools (NoVa) spent $20k of my tax dollars this year for a closed, one hour talk from this insect.

he spoke virtually to Fairfax County Public Schools officials and the school board at a leadership conference in August.

He spoke about how to cultivate an anti-racist school community.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (ZsR3z)

45 (I just like saying "dollop")

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)


Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)

46 David Burge
@iowahawkblog
What's all this about dewormed horses shooting COVID doctors in Oklahoma

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (d9FiS)

47 The first mistake a brewer makes when making a pumpkin spice beer is deciding to make a pumpkin spice beer.
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Into the shower, pig-dog!!!

Posted by: The Bavarian Purity Laws at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (UHVv4)

48 The trollop is codswallop.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (vuisn)

49 Well, the Who Dis? chick gets an A+ for effort at showing the goods 40's & 50's-Style.

Still remained obscure. No idea who she is.

Lousy actress or lousy luck? You make the call.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (5NkmN)

She looks like one of those actresses from the era who ended up acting in a lot of '70's television shows.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (mR6Gs)

50 Honestly, I think the FAUXTUS just thinks he's being "folksy" with that stuff.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (Bmy3R)

51 The guy looks familiar, like someone I saw in a noir film with Julie London, but I don't remember the name.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (ONvIw)

52
Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)
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Trollop.

(I challenged muldoon's limerick skills. It turns out, I need to work on my challenging skills.)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (2SdPm)

53 So Lincoln Party is pushing abortion, Goldberg is endorsing deepstate traitors and now Frum is for radical gun control. Our true conservatives are looking more and more like saboteurs all the time.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (7MBHe)

54 David Burge
@iowahawkblog
What's all this about dewormed horses shooting COVID doctors in Oklahoma
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (d9FiS)

They Shoot Horse Doctors, Don't They?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (mR6Gs)

55 34 What's 0oD or OoD in the watch meme thingy?
Posted by: Rime of the Ancient Banana at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (20dZh)


"Order(s) of the day", I think.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (qmgjx)

56 dollop wallop

polyp

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (Bmy3R)

57
He spoke about how to cultivate an anti-racist school community.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (ZsR3z)

Did he exclude the white aliens? Bastard

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (ONvIw)

58 The New York Times has changed the headline "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It," after receiving a significant amount of social media criticism.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (X5CsJ)

59 17 Really, OM, pumpkin spice latte?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (2SdPm)

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I personally enjoy the addition of some of the pumpkin-related offerings at coffee/drink establishments this time of year. I am not a patron of places during the rest of the year, but I'll get a few items at these places from now until Christmas.

There's a pumpkin pie latte at Ziggi's Coffee that is fantastic. Too many will lead to the negative sort of GAINZZZ, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (TNyrE)

60 Oh I remember the French actress now -- she was cute as a Fronsh Canadian gal in the Klondike in "The Far Country". Good flick:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048055/?ref_=nm_knf_i1

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (Dc2NZ)

61 56 dollop wallop

polyp
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (Bmy3R)

"Just leave me out of this, m'kay?"

- Anthony Trollope

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (dfRN6)

62 53 So Lincoln Party is pushing abortion, Goldberg is endorsing deepstate traitors and now Frum is for radical gun control. Our true conservatives are looking more and more like saboteurs all the time.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (7MBHe)

I wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that? Is there any regret or does the money numb that pain?

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (ONvIw)

63 LOL, the chips and salsa is so true!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (bDqIh)

64 Hey, autumn is in the air!

I was getting pumpkin (spice lattes?) ads in the middle of August. Fall was about forty degrees Fahrenheit away.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (z36Kd)

65 Hey, autumn is in the air!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (qmgjx)

Coulda' posted an Oktoberfest brew.

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (AwYPR)

66 Reading a book on how the Chinese intelligence compromised the Vice President. Now its fiction, but they also compromised some in the FBI and other intelligent agency's, and who would believe such a thing. Specter is the title, Bought from Amazon, Just kidnap the wife and children of the person, cut off some fingers and send them to the victim and say do as I say or you will never see them again. Could never happen?

Posted by: Colin at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (8cqfp)

67 Wild guess, Anita Bryant?

Posted by: skywch at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (QVgqY)

68 I wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that? Is there any regret or does the money numb that pain?

You assume they had one to sell.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (ZsR3z)

69 Muldoon, I don't know if I ever got to update you on my young relative who was experimenting with veganism/vegetarianism. She gave it up. I think her doctor convinced her it was unhealthy. She looks much better now; she's stopped losing muscle. Still skinny, but our family tends to be on the slender side.

Anyway, thank you for sharing your insights with me when I asked about it last year.

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (6RgRK)

70 I wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that?


It's not like they were using it anyway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (yQpMk)

71 The answer is Obama told Biden what to do.
Posted by: CN


But....who told Obama what to tell Biden?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)

72 >> "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It,"


Is that for real?

How about the context: he blathering on about it within hours of getting 13 service members killed -- and then again to the deceaseds' loved ones. Hell yes, they don't want to hear about Beau!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)

73 Salsa and chips worry me. Because I wonder what they do with all the leftover chips and salsa when you leave. The cynic in my head says they just pour it all into the next bowl.

This does not hinder, in any way, my eating of all the chips and salsa. Kind of a Banana-Dream Amnesia effect there.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (20dZh)

74 She's a redhead, isn't she? Just looking at her picture, I felt like harry Potter when the Dementor started sucking his soul out.
She's fuego, whoever she is.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (7Fj9P)

75 The shadow men always have great influence on what a president says (Biden is just unable to hide it).

In Trump's case, they lied to him and withheld facts (imo). We know that about some of the Syria lies, and Trump was (probably) fed a lot of lies about Covid19 ... but how/why he kept Fauci in charge of messaging for so long, even as Fauci stabbed Trump in the back (on CNN, and in Fauci's changing narrative) ... is a mystery to me.

My conclusion is Trump was so surrounded by TopMen undercutting him at every turn, he was limited in what he could accomplish. (so his Big Win in 2020 had to be overturned, lest the people get a voice)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (Cus5s)

76 Pumpkin Spice Latte

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:16 AM

Man Card status: Revoked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (Q9lwr)

77 Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.
Posted by: OregonMuse,


******

Got it covered at #209 on the Art Thread. I won't drag it forward here.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (m45I2)

78 "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It,"


And to point out the obvious, his son did not die in uniform or in combat.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (Irn0L)

79 "I wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that?"

I can't imagine a scenario that would make me so decisively flip myand abandon my principles. I have to assume this is always who they were. They are the reason conservatism has taken such a beating and with them gone we have a chance to recover some ground.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (7MBHe)

80 Morning.

In regards to the chips and salsa pic...PREACH!

In regards to Who Dis...hubba hubba.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (fD7lb)

81 "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It,"

Republicans POUNCE!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (Bmy3R)

82 But....who told Obama what to tell Biden?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)
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Obama grifted just hard enough to get the mansion at Martha's Vineyard. With as monumentally lazy as that man is, I doubt he really much says anything to Biden.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (2SdPm)

83 But....who told Obama what to tell Biden?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)


It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (AiZBA)

84
But....who told Obama what to tell Biden?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)

Obama is a real Islamist, but I'm sure he cooked up something with ValJar

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (ONvIw)

85 >> wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that? Is there any regret or does the money numb that pain?



I bet not? I am sure that they are convinced that they are uniquely insightful and learned to see what others can't, and what they promot is soooo obvious if you weren;t a stupid Trumpie!! They live in an echo chamber where everyone they like and respect agrees with them -- so how could they possibly be wrong?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (bDqIh)

86
Operation Protect Joe

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (/U27+)

87 Sooper trolling with the pumpkin spice latte.

Posted by: Draki at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (hwhW9)

88 Republicans POUNCE!

It's Monday. Monday is a SEIZING! day.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (ZsR3z)

89 Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)


Use it in the third and fourth lines.

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (6RgRK)

90 "Hey, autumn is in the air! "

Hahahahahaha! -Louisiana

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (7MBHe)

91 "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It,"
Is that for real?
How about the context: he blathering on about it within hours of getting 13 service members killed -- and then again to the deceaseds' loved ones. Hell yes, they don't want to hear about Beau!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)


Maybe he'll favor us with some cute stories about Hunter next time.

Like when the little tyke snorted his first pound of cocaine.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (5NkmN)

92 She gave it up. I think her doctor convinced her it was unhealthy. She looks much better now; she's stopped losing muscle.
Posted by: Emmie


*****

Good to hear!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (m45I2)

93 Hell yes, they don't want to hear about Beau!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)

Ignoring the lies about Beau and the attempt to derail the discussions, I find it a powerful indicator of Biden's personality...that he thinks his own experience trumps that of all others, even in their immediate grief.

There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (Q9lwr)

94 The New York Times has changed the headline "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It,"

His first son, his first wife, his first daughter- they've escaped.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (z36Kd)

95 Dude photo #5 features Beverly Garland, one of my faves. She had a great sense of humor about her numerous appearances in MST3k episodes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (4l77G)

96 Hello Dollop!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (PiwSw)

97
Biden is like that Star Trek episode - Patterns of Force - where they recreate nazi germany but the Fuerher is just a drugged up puppet who speaks in nonsense.
Which, unironically - is what they thought Trump was doing according to this link of the speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBVKyJbM6o
Posted by: Skywise


Notice that comments are turned off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (63Dwl)

98 Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)


fall up

Posted by: naturalfake breaks the "-ollop" barrier and liberates your mind! at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (5NkmN)

99 Salsa and chips worry me. Because I wonder what they do with all the leftover chips and salsa when you leave. The cynic in my head says they just pour it all into the next bowl.

This does not hinder, in any way, my eating of all the chips and salsa. Kind of a Banana-Dream Amnesia effect there.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (20dZh)

Chips and salsa are so cheap to make it's retarded. Uneaten chips get tossed. Uneaten salsa is watered down and served to white customers.

If a place is charging for refills they probably are losing money somewhere else.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (uM9yA)

100 mid-90s here in CO today. No autumn in the air.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (Bmy3R)

101 Polyp, but that could get weird.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (7MBHe)

102 Someone could really hurt themselves on the Who Dis lady's eyebrows. They're very sharp and pointy.

Posted by: 496 at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (U1eOr)

103 Ignoring the lies about Beau and the attempt to derail the discussions, I find it a powerful indicator of Biden's personality...that he thinks his own experience trumps that of all others, even in their immediate grief.

There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (Q9lwr)
----------------

I don't think it's psychopathic so much a dementia driven. A person with dementia will tell incredible tales and go off on bizarre tangents.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)

104 Has anyone identified the Who dis as Corinne Calvet?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (+LCoQ)

105
There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (Q9lwr)

You mean like a malignant narcissist?

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ONvIw)

106 It's post turtles all the way down.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (AiZBA)


FTFY

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

107 43 I see I missed the "dollop" limerick. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (6RgRK)

108 Crawl up
Trollop
Ball up
Call up
Fall up

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (7MBHe)

109 58 The New York Times has changed the headline "Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It," after receiving a significant amount of social media criticism.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (X5CsJ)

-----------------
The Times should do a follow up article on those who actually want to continually hear about Beau's death. I think that would be more insightful and interesting.

These people could also be looked at for available positions in Biden's White House staff.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (TNyrE)

110 Polyp, but that could get weird.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (7MBHe)

Would that mean that turd burglars are also polyp wallopers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (7kqnS)

111 *waves at JT*

Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (6RgRK)

112 There once was a ho with a polyp
It hindered her life as a trollop
She had to say dear,
Keep away from my rear,
Or I'm gonna give you a wallop.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (Bmy3R)

113 That Sundowner administration is following what Jug Ears administration was doing seems not the question, it's the connections that are sending the orders.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 10:41 AM (2JoB8)

114 Biden is like that Star Trek episode - Patterns of Force - where they recreate nazi germany but the Fuerher is just a drugged up puppet who speaks in nonsense.
Which, unironically - is what they thought Trump was doing according to this link of the speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBVKyJbM6o
Posted by: Skywise at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (icBdN)


Projection, it's all they do. 24/7.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (wAnMi)

115 Fromm tried to say it was mental illness, but admitted it was "evil". You can't get paid for treating "evil", so you make them "sick".

Anyway I would concur that there is a sort of sadistic quality to Biden in his attempts to take away the right of the lower orders to grieve and make their loss seem trivial compared with Beau who died six years ago.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (ONvIw)

116 I'm not opposed to froofroo coffee I either drink it black or froofroo. I like the cinnamon stuff. Just don't pay 'bucks for it. You can get cheap sugar-free stuff from Jordan's Skinny Syrups online. Anything an expensive outfit has you can get there for a tiny fraction of the cost. Add some cream and bob's your slightly froofroo uncle.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (20dZh)

117 polyp
PsyOp

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (UHVv4)

118
"Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It"

__________

Not while John McCain's funeral is going on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (/U27+)

119 >> wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that? Is there any regret or does the money numb that pain?

Their regret manifests itself in their many perversions. Trying to fill the hole their souls once inhabited leads to all sorts of running around, trying to keep busy to forget about what you did.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (7bRMQ)

120 I have no experience in this regard, AOP.

But as an aside I've realized the younger generations have no idea turd burgler is a gay slur. It's like pud when I was a kid. Guys thoughr it was slang for male genitalia. Not realizing they were sayong you had a pussy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (7MBHe)

121 Puyallup

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (AiZBA)

122 Pumpkin belongs only in pies. Even then the pie needs an assist from whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.

Pumpkin should not be allowed near covfefe.

Period.

Posted by: micky at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (3byMq)

123 A person with dementia will tell incredible tales and go off on bizarre tangents.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)

That too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (Q9lwr)

124 123: But the constant watch gazing was just cruel. "You're wasting my time" was the effect.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:44 AM (ONvIw)

125 101 Polyp, but that could get weird.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (7MBHe)


Oh, I doubt that will faze Muldoon!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (qmgjx)

126 The only Biden death I await reading about is Joe's.

And other than that damned latte, this is one of the best Rants, ever. It really is the Press Corpse now, and it's time to bury it.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (QzJWU)

127 A person with dementia will tell incredible tales and go off on bizarre tangents.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)


Don't tell me that Baron Munchhausen had dementia. That was my favorite book as a kid.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (AiZBA)

128 You mean like a malignant narcissist?

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ONvIw)

Oh yes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (Q9lwr)

129 Not while John McCain's funeral is going on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (arJlL)

130 Or Guy Smiley.

Nicely done by the way, Guy.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (7MBHe)

131 @morganisawizard had this comment on a similar topic (Jul 23), when Jen Psaki admitted that some WH employees had tested positive for Covid and a reporter asked: "Why not just provide the number? Are you trying to hide something?" and Psaki said, "Why do you need to have that information?"

@morganisawizard
Jul 23
the correct answer is: because you don't want me to.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (nzEdf)

132 Sound like anyone we know?

In the field of psychology, the term grandiosity refers to an unrealistic sense of superiority, characterized by a sustained view of one's self as better than others, which is expressed by disdainfully criticising them, overinflating one's own capability and belittling them as inferior; and refers to a sense of personal uniqueness, the belief that few other people have anything in common with oneself, and that one can only be understood by a few, very special people.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (ZHVt1)

133 ...that he thinks his own experience trumps that of all others, even in their immediate grief.

There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


******

It strikes me as a stunted, underdeveloped, failed attempt at empathy, fueled by 50 years as a politician constantly on the stump selling the myth of Joe Biden. Narcissism, sure, but nourished for 50 years by sycophancy. He literally does not know any other way of relating to people.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (m45I2)

134 Collop. That's a slice of bacon, which is almost unheard of in my kitchen. It comes in threes here.

Posted by: huerfano at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (MzKgG)

135

Duquesne Professor Under Fire After White Suicide Lecture

https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)

136 Nicely done by the way, Guy.
Posted by: squid_hunt

Concur !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (arJlL)

137 Here's the @morganisawizard tweet and the Psaki Q&A video clip:

https://tinyurl.com/7bscrwr2

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (nzEdf)

138 Thank ya squid

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (Bmy3R)

139 I'd rather have a king sized Hershey bar than a drink from Starbucks. Fewer calories too.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (ySQBZ)

140 Duquesne Professor Under Fire After White Suicide Lecture

https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)

You mean, for not delivering it sooner?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (7bRMQ)

141 That pumpkin spice crap is already showing up at walmart.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)



Yay! Pumpkin spice all the things! It is time.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (OQcPl)

142 Politicians love to tell the stories of their dead children.

Gets them lots of sympathy from women.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (m96l3)

143 "Duquesne Professor Under Fire After White Suicide Lecture"

He shoulf probably kill himself.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (7MBHe)

144 Didn't get get breathlessly told for like 4 years that Trump was someone else's puppet cuz reasons, and this needs to be thoroughly investigated? And now Biden casually references how "they" tell him what to do and it's totally not worth even bringing up. Riiiiight.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (UewuT)

145 Dollop.
Puyallup.

I am a good speller, generally, but I have a helluva time with that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (4l77G)

146 Politicians love to tell the stories of their dead children.

Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (m96l3)


Ahem

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (ySQBZ)

147 Salsa and chips worry me. Because I wonder what they do with all the leftover chips and salsa when you leave. The cynic in my head says they just pour it all into the next bowl.
Posted by: banana Dream


Not a chance if the place isn't a food truck. That would be instant food poison. And as Robert wrote, it's cheap. It's just tomatoes, onions, cilantro, chilis, salt, lime. It's just tomato salad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (1t5dY)

148 104 Has anyone identified the Who dis as Corinne Calvet?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (+LCoQ)


Did you know it was her without looking her up? If so, congrats, you're the first.

But if you had to look her up, that's OK this time because you posted the answer past the 100 comment boundary.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (qmgjx)

149 A person with dementia will tell incredible tales and go off on bizarre tangents.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)
That too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (Q9lwr)


People on dementia regress to a childlike state. I've observed some of the most selfless, caring people become belligerent self-absorbed toddlers. The universe revolves around them. No matter how bad things might be for you, they've got it worse.

So then imagine somebody who's always been an egotistical narcissist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)

150 A dab will do but a dollop

If you get called up

And dance the bugaboo

In Chicagu.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (5sh7B)

151 Duquesne Professor Under Fire After White Suicide Lecture

He's fer it, I assume?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (nfrXX)

152 My read is that Ron Klain runs domestic, and Jake Sullivan runs foreign.

Bigger question is who pulls their strings. Suspect Team Obama,

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 06, 2021 10:50 AM (ZHVt1)

153 Tommy Thompson, (R-ino, Wisconsin), the governor of the state, says that the university system does not have to follow the mandates of the state legislature, submitting their plans for mandates and testing to the legislature for approval.

The UW system is not required to seek political approval for every internal management decision, he said.

However, The Wisconsin Constitution, which establishes the UW school system, states that the college system is "directed by the state legislature.

What IS true is that the university system is funded by the legislature. This seems like a very teachable moment for the Republican legislature.

https://tinyurl.com/2swncsut

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:50 AM (ZsR3z)

154 Duquesne Professor Under Fire After White Suicide Lecture

https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)

I think university professors ought to follow in the footsteps of Tibetan monks and light themselves on fire in order to protest whiteness. I think they'd gain tons of respect for sticking by their principles.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (8TGfE)

155 Regarding skating pic - are you saying that Harris will unsuccessfully try to unseat Biden, but they'll all get owned by the Ukrainians?

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (ftFVW)

156 Every time I see a serving cart on an airliner I think of Gerard Finneran, the fella who got drunk and belligerent, then hopped on a serving cart, dropped his pants and unloaded his bowels. 1995 I think.

He was ahead of his time...a true pioneer in aviation history.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (R/m4+)

157 And Team Obama is

Valjar, Ben Rhodes, Susan Rice and George Soros

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (ySQBZ)

158 If by principles you mean asphalt. I'd piss on their ashes to show my respect.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)

159 That pumpkin spice crap is already showing up at walmart.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)


I went to Costco 4 weeks ago, knowing I was going to see halloween crap. And I did. The only thing they didn't have yet was candy, which has been at the markets for 2 weeks now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (wAnMi)

160 Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (UewuT)

There's a lot of unequal justice here. Nobody was deplatformed or locked up for crying "Russian collusion, Hillary is President" Nobody. In fac the GOP spent their majority "investigating".

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (ONvIw)

161 I would think that would be an important fact that the journalists who cover the White House


COURAGE

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:53 AM (786Ro)

162 Biden is a puppet of the deep state. It hardly matters anymore who is in the white house; the deep state rules. Even a man with the amazing energy and courage of Trump couldn't really dent the deep state. It's discouraging but it's where we are... But vote harder everyone! It's at the state level in some deep blue places, too. Does anyone really think the machine in CA will allow an Elder governorship, regardless of how people vote?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)

163 Is Dr Marc (<- that right there warrants suspicion) Siegel scheduled for trebuchet rides?

Posted by: micky at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (3byMq)

164 It's not so much the spice part that I find objectionable, it's the pumpkin part. Yuk!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (m45I2)

165 155 Regarding skating pic - are you saying that Harris will unsuccessfully try to unseat Biden, but they'll all get owned by the Ukrainians?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (ftFVW)

And why not

Posted by: Bearclaw the Ukrainian Colonel at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (ONvIw)

166 You'd think they'd be should be shouting out WAAAIITT a minute now, Mr. President, who was it that told you that?"


One's reminded of that old saying, "Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek."

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (786Ro)

167 Salsa and chips worry me. Because I wonder what they do with all the leftover chips and salsa when you leave. The cynic in my head says they just pour it all into the next bowl.
Posted by: banana Dream

Not a chance if the place isn't a food truck. That would be instant food poison. And as Robert wrote, it's cheap. It's just tomatoes, onions, cilantro, chilis, salt, lime. It's just tomato salad.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (1t5dY)


Except I've seen them dumping the chips back into the warming drawer. Doesn't matter how cheap something is if the fucking owner is even cheaper. Why I won't touch the things unless I know the restaurant. Of course, I'm in a third world hell-hole, so there's that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (wAnMi)

168 But if you had to look her up, that's OK this time because you posted the answer past the 100 comment boundary.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

I never knew there was a 100 comment boundary !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)

169 >>>And the next time Biden has a press "conference", they should just ignore everything he says and start asking:

--Who is telling you not to answer questions?

And that is the person who should be holding the press conference.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (nzEdf)

170 Muse

One of your best columns, imo.

Yes, they damn well SHOULD be asking "Told by WHOM?"

That should be the ONLY question, until he answers it.

Posted by: mnw at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (Cssks)

171 It's discouraging but it's where we are... But vote harder everyone! It's at the state level in some deep blue places, too. Does anyone really think the machine in CA will allow an Elder governorship, regardless of how people vote?

Such certainty. May we assume that if Elder wins, or the Repubs take back the house and/or Senate, or if DeSantis wins in '24, there is ritual public seppuku in your future? You know, for the atonement.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (ZsR3z)

172 The best part of the worthlessness of a degree in journalism, is that today's journalists don't know what happens to their ilk after their usefulness expires. Warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (oWBc3)

173 "Obama is a real Islamist, but I'm sure he cooked up something with ValJar"

yeah, she was "Obama's Brain". iirc, she stayed at the mansion near the White House (running ops?) while Obama partied with the stars around the world.

I'm looking more at the Muslim Brotherhood ... as a key for who gets support from the DeepState (or whomever is calling those shots). There is the Shia/Sunni rift, but that does not seem to be absolute, and their are multiple alliances in the Islamist "Big Tent" that are beyond my comprehension.

We (they) armed ISIS, now they arm the Taliban. Turkey was trying to be the Caliphate, maybe Iran was also (?), now Afghanistan seems in a position to actually be a Caliphate. ... (maybe the deep thinkers want them to fight China? or at least keep more Islamists in the region, not Europe? idk, Biden wants them in US suburbia)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (Cus5s)

174 Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (m96l3)

Ahem
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (ySQBZ)


Tell me it isn't true though. There is one demographic that Biden's favorability is still positive.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (m96l3)

175 162 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)

No, no don't vote at all THAT is the answer dear Linus.

It is vital we make no pretense of any ability, nor force the clowns to engage in extra-constitutional measures to get their way through malfeasance so obvious and odious even a covid suffering ne'erdowell can sniff it out.

Don't vote let's grant the communists the numbers necessary to legally obliterate the US Constitution and Bill of Rights, why it is the only genius move.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (Lzpvj)

176 I get the sense Democrats are far more upset with the SCOTUS decision not to review the Texas abortion law than they are about Biden's decisions concerning Afghanistan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (UBTPs)

177 The Sovietization of our media is just about complete.


We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (786Ro)

178
I never knew there was a 100 comment boundary !
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)

Me neither! I looked up the guy and he was in a Julie London noir film of dubious quality

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (ONvIw)

179 What's the difference between chai spice and pumpkin spice? I see "pumpkin spice chai" at some of the coffee stands around here, but I thought chai and pumpkin spice contained pretty much the same things.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (hP4QN)

180 "It really is the Press Corpse now, and it's time to bury it."


Their lack of self-awareness -- indeed their violent refusal to even try it -- is beyond belief.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (H8QX8)

181 176 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (UBTPs)

being a Malthusian death cult they welcome their "failure" in 'ghani, and are terrified their instrument of faith suffered a setback

it is plain as day

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (Lzpvj)

182
Politicians love to tell the stories of their dead children.

Gets them lots of sympathy from women.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM


preach it, brother

Posted by: John Edwards at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (DUIap)

183 Biden is a puppet of the deep state. It hardly matters anymore who is in the white house; the deep state rules. Even a man with the amazing energy and courage of Trump couldn't really dent the deep state. It's discouraging but it's where we are... But vote harder everyone! It's at the state level in some deep blue places, too. Does anyone really think the machine in CA will allow an Elder governorship, regardless of how people vote?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)

I don't know, but as powerful as the Deep State is, I don't believe election theft is that easy to pull off with regularity. It was pretty much all hands on deck when it came to Trump, but it's not always going to be that way.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (mR6Gs)

184 The left was terrified of Trump's claims of a stolen election. I'm voting.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (7MBHe)

185 You'd think they'd be should be shouting out WAAAIITT a minute now, Mr. President, who was it that told you that?"
One's reminded of that old saying, "Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek."
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (786Ro)


If Doocey (or any sane journalist) just shouted that out as we're looking at Biden's bald spot retreat, so loud that every GD mic picked it up, that could really be a game changer. I doubt that most people watching cable networks have ever thought that. And it might be hard for the rest to ignore if they keep hearing it, or have to keep cutting the audio the second the potato folds up his folio and turns tail. Then, if 2-3 or more started shouting these questions...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (wAnMi)

186 170 Muse

One of your best columns, imo.

Yes, they damn well SHOULD be asking "Told by WHOM?"

That should be the ONLY question, until he answers it.
Posted by: mnw at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (Cssks)

People rarely ask questions when they know the answer, but don't want to share the info

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (ONvIw)

187 I think Epstein Island was the focal point of several intelligence services who now have DefCon level blackmail against a good portion of our world leaders. So not so much as a single organized conspiracy but a bunch of fearful rent seekers who can be told to shut up and stay incurious about a host of things (stolen election, Chicom Covid, etc).

Posted by: Zek at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (w/5KC)

188 183 Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (mR6Gs)

Theft on the scale they need repeatedly will eventually fracture the nation.

But hey "don't vote" so they do not have to bother, I am sure they will be far more gentle when they feel there is no opposition.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (Lzpvj)

189 Such certainty. May we assume that if Elder wins, or the Repubs take back the house and/or Senate, or if DeSantis wins in '24, there is ritual public seppuku in your future? You know, for the atonement.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (ZsR3z)

If Elder wins or Trump or DeSantis win in 2024 I will gladly admit that I was wrong and you can mock my pessimism and lack of prognostication skills incessantly...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (pcsoT)

190 I get the sense Democrats are far more upset with the SCOTUS decision not to review the Texas abortion law than they are about Biden's decisions concerning Afghanistan.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (UBTPs)

You think?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (mR6Gs)

191 Afghanistan did not go as the deep state planned. Something else is going on.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (7MBHe)

192 184 Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (7MBHe)

No, no they are thrilled that is why they have to engage in censorship and use the national intelligence apparatus as political police.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (Lzpvj)

193 Again, who are "they", Mr. President.


Who has the laptop? Who is buying the Hunter-fingerpaintings?

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at September 06, 2021 11:01 AM (Ybhj0)

194 Duquesne Professor Under Fire After White Suicide Lecture

https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)

I think university professors ought to follow in the footsteps of Tibetan monks and light themselves on fire in order to protest whiteness. I think they'd gain tons of respect for sticking by their principles.

Given that conscious, willful suicide is considered a serious (mortal) sin, I wonder if the professor should be teaching at a (nominally) Catholic University.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 06, 2021 11:01 AM (jBoTu)

195 There hasn't been a World Ending Immediate Sensation Event in over 24 hours.
Has the progressive stray voltage machine been brought in for repairs?

Posted by: Zek at September 06, 2021 11:01 AM (w/5KC)

196 I don't know, but as powerful as the Deep State is, I don't believe election theft is that easy to pull off with regularity. It was pretty much all hands on deck when it came to Trump, but it's not always going to be that way.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (mR6Gs)


It will be far more difficult for them to pull off exactly the same play again. People won't let them put cardboard over the windows. People won't stand for being 100 ft away to observe. People won't leave when they're told to, so they can start counting unobserved. Vans carrying ballots will be blocked. Go ahead, call the cops. It's going to be hard to count and recount ballots when there's a freaking riot happening in the same room.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (wAnMi)

197 "Our Face Mask Song"

Easy enough to make it go away. According the Wikis, "I've Been Working on the Railroad" was a negro minstrel song (at least in part). And refers to gal named Dinah, which was a generic term for slave women in the 19th C.

Use wokeness against them.

Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (786Ro)

198 If Elder wins or Trump or DeSantis win in 2024 I will gladly admit that I was wrong and you can mock my pessimism and lack of prognostication skills incessantly...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (pcsoT)

If Trump wins, they may try an encore, but if it's De Santis, it will be harder to pull off because he IS a career politician. He's in the "club", and he has support among many elements of the Party machinery.

Plus they figure he'll be easier to buy off than Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (mR6Gs)

199 "I wonder what they do with all the leftover chips and salsa when you leave. The cynic in my head says they just pour it all into the next bowl."

those open food bars are how we keep our immune system strong ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (Cus5s)

200 Biden is a puppet of the deep state. It hardly matters anymore who is in the white house; the deep state rules. Even a man with the amazing energy and courage of Trump couldn't really dent the deep state. It's discouraging but it's where we are... But vote harder everyone! It's at the state level in some deep blue places, too. Does anyone really think the machine in CA will allow an Elder governorship, regardless of how people vote?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)


The Democrat Party thanks you for your service!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (5NkmN)

201 184 The left was terrified...
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (7MBHe)

Their response to fear (or "terror" if that's what it is) is unabashed, determined and often violent reprisal.

Our response is.... well, I can't say because I haven't really seen a response.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (H8QX8)

202 Beau Biden died of brain cancer in 2015, six years after his one and only tour in Iraq. While it's appropriate to mention or even praise his wartime service, his death had nothing to do with it, and it is is absolutely inappropriate to conflate his death of with the dead troopers - Guard, Reserve, Active Duty - that went out and did the dirty work. I don't want to hear it.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (M9SBl)

203 191: It went exactly as planned, but the press didn't cover it up well at first. Nobody could believe that Milley and Austin didn't leave the weapons on purpose. Neither is a rank amateur, and the weapons are not a piffling detail. A small cache in a remote location could be excused, but this was large scale. It was not an oversight.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (ONvIw)

204 And yes.... I vote. In every election. I'm just under no illusions that the counting is conducted fairly...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (pcsoT)

205 Must use old inventory to make room for new inventory.

Everything must go.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (5sh7B)

206 It's a mute point so I won't say anything.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (vuisn)

207 Afghanistan did not go as the deep state planned. Something else is going on.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (7MBHe)

Some believe they set up the debacle the way they did so they'll have a reason to go BACK for more war and nation building.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (mR6Gs)

208 Relatively Speaking - a limerick

The folks in Appalachia are nice
Though marriage is a roll of the dice
If your cousin is your wife
It will liven up your life
That's how to add a touch of bumpkin spice!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (m45I2)

209
Hector Immature

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:05 AM (pNxlR)

210 Unrelated to anything but...

I had a thought this morning.

I know! It surprised me to.

So I'm listening to the radio, GNR was playing, and I started thinking about how some concerts require vaccine passports. *spit*

So I start thinking, ya know, if concert goers have to provide proof of vaccination I think it's only fair that the bands provide proof of sobriety and a clean drug test. People pay money to watch these bands play and it fucking sucks when they're too wasted or out of shape to perform.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:05 AM (KdbjM)

211 Go ahead, call the cops. It's going to be hard to count and recount ballots when there's a freaking riot happening in the same room.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (wAnMi)

I can't imagine that they will restage the same tactics. They get more sophisticated every time. There will be no riots as the donks will likely have a 1/6 style op ready to roll and the swiftness of the police action will prevent riots. Only their BLM/Antifa troops get a pass.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:06 AM (ONvIw)

212 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Italian mojitos are definitely a thing!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:06 AM (axyOa)

213 The way you pronounce "newt" says a lot about you. Do you say noot or nyewt?

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (ZsR3z)

214 Did I tell you about the President who murdered our family members while drunk drinking the country?

Posted by: 13 Gold Star Families at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (wxfcn)

215 Its September and we already have Halloween and Pumpkin shit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (yrol0)

216 That tonya And Nancy meme is top 10 of 2021 contender.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (+7Ld0)

217 The Democrat Party thanks you for your service!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (5NkmN)

Red team/blue team already.

We never learn...

Posted by: president kg at September 06, 2021 11:08 AM (9npt1)

218 The reason the corporate press don't question Biden being told what to do is because they got used to it for 8 years, from '09 - '17, having a puppet in the White House.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:08 AM (/ikTA)

219 wonder what they do with all the leftover chips and salsa when you leave

At a pricey surf side restaurant (on a date) saw a waiter drop an entire tray of dinner rolls on sawdust floor. They went right back out and were served.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 06, 2021 11:08 AM (h5S6L)

220 How did gnr sound?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:09 AM (+7Ld0)

221 213 The way you pronounce "newt" says a lot about you. Do you say noot or nyewt?
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (ZsR3z)

And do you get better?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 11:09 AM (dfRN6)

222 Its September and we already have Halloween and Pumpkin shit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (yrol0)

We hear you and we're eager to please.

*Puts out all the Christmas shit instead*

HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!

Posted by: Retailers at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (KdbjM)

223 Beau Biden died of brain cancer in 2015, six years after his one and only tour in Iraq.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (M9SBl)

-------------
Thing is, if this is really Joe doing this - he's not going to be able to discern the difference soon - if he can right now. It's all becoming a blur to him, and he probably can't even tell there was 6 years between Beau's service and his cancer. Soon enough, Beau will have died in conflict. Hopefully the potato will be long gone by then, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (wAnMi)

224 If we had real journalists, they'd be engaged in "Kremlinology" to try to understand what's going on behind White House doors. Instead our journalists just assume the right type of activists are pulling the strings, which they condone.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (d9Cw3)

225 My Walmart had Halloween shit in early August. I expect Christmas displays to start popping up any second now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (+7Ld0)

226 The meter of that stoopid facemask song is a very poor match for "I've Been Working On The Railroad". If you're going to do propaganda, don't just mail it in.

Leftists are neither funny nor clever.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (m45I2)

227 As a govt contractor, the writing's on the wall, it's just a matter of time before it's vax or fired. It's already limiting the travel I can do. I fucking hate unions, yet I have been reduced to wondering if there's a union to join to fight it so I don't need to involuntarily retire decades early. My college age kids already eagerly got the jab, jag-dammit, and colleges in Va are throwing out kids that didn't. Holding out for HS kid as long as possible.

Then I see that fucking mask song, just the tip of the brainwashing iceberg, worse than the Jug-Eared Tyrant Song from years ago. Jumpin jeebus, we need the Wall in all it's girthiness just to line up all the traitors and fellow travellers. We are so far behind enemy lines it seems completely hopeless.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (W0A0w)

228
Politicians love to tell the stories of their dead children.

Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster


Strangely enough, that does not include ones that they have aborted or ones that they have had aborted at their behest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:11 AM (pNxlR)

229 It will liven up your life
That's how to add a touch of bumpkin spice!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (m45I2)

First cousin marriage is legal in NY, NJ, Massachusetts and CA, but banned in W Virginia, Kentucky, PA, and a lot of what is commonly considered Appalachia.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)

230 227 Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (W0A0w)

Already has happened at mine, essentially you get furloughed tomorrow and it is made "permanent in some form" next month.

I vaxxed early, and am not thrilled at losing 15-25% of our staff.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (Lzpvj)

231 The meter of that stoopid facemask song is a very poor match for "I've Been Working On The Railroad". If you're going to do propaganda, don't just mail it in.

Leftists are neither funny nor clever.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (m45I2)

If they set it to the tune of By-Tor and the Snow Dog I'd be mildly impressed.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (KdbjM)

232 I never knew there was a 100 comment boundary !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)


It's an informal rule, never formally stated by me, but it kind of evolved itself into existence.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (qmgjx)

233 Our Face Mask Song"

Easy enough to make it go away. According the Wikis, "I've Been Working on the Railroad" was a negro minstrel song (at least in part). And refers to gal named Dinah, which was a generic term for slave women in the 19th C.

Use wokeness against them.
Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:02 A

Oh no. Not again!

Posted by: The eyes of Texas at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (Ed8Zd)

234 Did Biden name Hunter as in bow and arrow? Beau and Hunter? Just thought of that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (+7Ld0)

235 Yes, they damn well SHOULD be asking "Told by WHOM?"

Thank you for using the dative case. They should also be demanding to speak to his manager!

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (lIIT7)

236 Speaking of facemasks, while at the Shop-Rite yesterday they had a sign posted "Please wear a facemask" that was new.

MOST of the shoppers and ALL of the employees were wearing them.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (arJlL)

237 I think Epstein Island was the focal point of several intelligence services who now have DefCon level blackmail against a good portion of our world leaders. So not so much as a single organized conspiracy but a bunch of fearful rent seekers who can be told to shut up and stay incurious about a host of things (stolen election, Chicom Covid, etc).
Posted by: Zek at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (w/5KC)

More likely, so-called intelligence agencies are just the paid muscle for the oligarchs who enjoy the fruits on places like Epstein Island.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (/ikTA)

238 >>> First cousin marriage is legal in NY, NJ, Massachusetts and CA, but banned in W Virginia, Kentucky, PA, and a lot of what is commonly considered Appalachia.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)


The meters ok but you need to work on the rhyme.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (20dZh)

239 The pumpkin spice must flow!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (u9jZe)

240 Good News: Biden Relying On 'Diplomatic Measures' To Evacuate Americans From Afghanistan

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Translation: We're going to pay the ransom. (Because $80 billion just isn't enough.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (d9FiS)

241 "A small cache in a remote location could be excused, but this was large scale. It was not an oversight." Posted by: CN

No one wants to be sued for unprovable accusations, but we do them a favor by giving them the out of "mistakes were made". Same with the Fauci/Gates/? plandemic response, or the GlobalWarmingLie, or the OpenBorders assault plan ... or Bailouts for Billionaires, 2Big2Fail/Jail plans that made oligarch families worth trillions. ... These are not mistakes.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (Cus5s)

242 I love how Biden has his satanic bank balance as the center display of his watch

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (UBTPs)

243 Only heard it from PA AG Josh Shapiro himself his office was going after two Pa lawyers who insist the election was a fraud and Dominion had something to do with it.

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (2JoB8)

244 Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)

It's an informal rule, never formally stated by me, but it kind of evolved itself into existence.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (qmgjx)

And like the Privacy Right in the Constitution, it can appear or disappear, depending on the needs of the State.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (/ikTA)

245
The meters ok but you need to work on the rhyme.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (20dZh)

Blank verse. When I moved East I was stunned to learn that my SIL's in-laws were first cousins and that this was a-ok in NYC

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (ONvIw)

246 I never knew there was a 100 comment boundary !

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)

It's an informal rule, never formally stated by me, but it kind of evolved itself into existence.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

Hopefully, no sodomy/buggery rules evolve.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)

247 It is banned in places where it happened a lot would be my guess. In CA it rarely happens so there was no need for a law.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (+7Ld0)

248 I can't imagine that they will restage the same tactics. They get more sophisticated every time. There will be no riots as the donks will likely have a 1/6 style op ready to roll and the swiftness of the police action will prevent riots. Only their BLM/Antifa troops get a pass.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:06 AM (ONvIw)


The reason they did it in 2020 is because their original plan fell short, so they all had to wing it with dedicated ground troops. That also included destroying evidence in the following weeks just in case. But they can't pull this 1/6 shit in AZ or GA. At least today, states still have some autonomy. That doesn't mean they will in 3 years. If we *knew* 1/6 would be 1/6 (time machine) things would be very different.

I have little doubt they're already working on something completely new, perhaps the same sort of tactics but not as painfully obvious. I just hope that we've got some people on our side that can think like rats and perhaps stay one step ahead. If we're not occupied by the CCP by then, of course.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (wAnMi)

249 These are not mistakes.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (Cus5s)

Not at all this gun running was part of the haste.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (ONvIw)

250 Hey Ibrahim X, you know who doesn't have a conscience?

People who gang up on and beat other people n the street until they're unconscious and then steal everything in their pockets, while twerking, laughing, and filming it for World Star. People who kidnap young couples, beat, torture, and rape them for a week, poor bleach into all their orifices, and leave them for dead.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (OssQ4)

251 Hopefully, no sodomy/buggery rules evolve.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)

At least not before a Lube Rule.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (KdbjM)

252 >>> Speaking of facemasks, while at the Shop-Rite yesterday they had a sign posted "Please wear a facemask" that was new.

MOST of the shoppers and ALL of the employees were wearing them.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (arJlL)


My local S-Mart doesn't require masks. Chainsaws are highly recommended though.

Posted by: banana Dream vs. evil at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (20dZh)

253 TOLD BY WHO, MR. PRESIDENT?

*throws grammar challenge, flag onto field of play*
who / whom usage question

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (4I/2K)

254 I have ZERO self control when chips and salsa are in front of me in a Mexican restaurant.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (NpAcC)

255
He spoke about how to cultivate an anti-racist school community.
Posted by: pep


Step One: throw your racist ass out of the meeting and cancel your payment check

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

256 Senile Joe has told so many bizarre lies over the years that his decaying brain can no longer tell the difference between truth, lie and fantasy.
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)

257 children.

Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster

Strangely enough, that does not include ones that they have aborted or ones that they have had aborted at their behest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:11 AM (pNxlR)


Stevie nicks supposedly wrote Sarah about a baby she aborted. (I may have the song wrong )

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (Ed8Zd)

258 When I moved East I was stunned to learn that my SIL's in-laws were first cousins and that this was a-ok in NYC
Posted by: CN

Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)

259 My brother's company does not mandate the jab but because he has government clients and state clients, he was not allowed on their facilities if he was unvaccinated. He already had the wu flu but was still required to get the jab. He was told last week that he will be required to get the booster when it's available.

Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (r2LdJ)

260 And like the Privacy Right in the Constitution, it can appear or disappear, depending on the needs of the State.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (/ikTA


Ask me about my penumbras and emanations!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (qmgjx)

261 Beau and Hunter are pretty common names for hunting dogs.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (oWBc3)

262 Senile Joe has told so many bizarre lies over the years that his decaying brain can no longer tell the difference between truth, lie and fantasy.
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.


Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (ZsR3z)

263 Anybody going to go see Kamala when she visits the bay area on Wednesday? It's really weird, but the local news is hardly talking about it at all, the last article I saw in the SJ Mercury was 8/25.

Shouldn't they all be very excited?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)

264 When I moved East I was stunned to learn that my SIL's in-laws were first cousins and that this was a-ok in NYC
Posted by: CN

Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)

Isn't it the story of New England Old Money?

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (KdbjM)

265 Senile Joe has told so many bizarre lies over the years that his decaying brain can no longer tell the difference between truth, lie and fantasy.
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)


Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (Ed8Zd)

266 It's how the money gets old.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (UewuT)

267 When the kids sing the face mask song, they all sound like South Park's Kenny when he sings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (d9FiS)

268 People have a right to be upset about the Pumpkin Spice Variant.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (vuisn)

269 When I moved East I was stunned to learn that my SIL's in-laws were first cousins and that this was a-ok in NYC
Posted by: CN

Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)

Isn't it the story of New England Old Money?


pffffft.

Posted by: The Habsburgs at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ZsR3z)

270 For four years we were told that Trump was a Russian stooge because, err, Russia spent $100K on ads for Trump AND Hillary.

And we've spent the whole Biden administration ignoring who is paying him off and his son.

Can you imagine if Trump said "I've been told not to take any questions?" Every news program with lead with the "story" that Putin was telling him what to do.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (DpkTQ)

271 206 It's a mute point so I won't say anything.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (vuisn)

What's that, you say? I didn't catch that.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (nzEdf)

272 Ask me about my penumbras and emanations!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (qmgjx)

While I'm sure your penumbra is quite impressive would you be so kind as to emanate away from the Horde? Thanks.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (KdbjM)

273 Hopefully, no sodomy/buggery rules evolve.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)


I'll leave it to ace to enforce any mandatory buggery rules that may or may not be in force on his blog.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (qmgjx)

274 So is that why every Kennedy sounds retarded?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (+7Ld0)

275 Anybody going to go see Kamala when she visits the bay area on Wednesday?

Shouldn't they all be very excited?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)

Not unless she's jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge.

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)

276
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)

Almost. Second cousins, but the in-laws' were first cousins, and my husband's parents were "once removed". To put the onus on Appalachia is to underestimate or ignore that it was prevalent elsewhere.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)

277
Beau and Hunter are pretty common names for hunting dogs.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (oWBc3)

________

It would be quite Joe to refer to him as, "my dead son, Fido."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (/U27+)

278 So is that why every Kennedy sounds retarded?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (+7Ld0)

Ummmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (R/m4+)

279 Anybody going to go see Kamala when she visits the bay area on Wednesday? It's really weird, but the local news is hardly talking about it at all, the last article I saw in the SJ Mercury was 8/25.

Should they be excited? I wonder if she'll just visit Obama donors in Woodside.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (lIIT7)

280 I wonder if the random Chicago shooter who randomly shot and killed a four year old girl this weekend has a conscience? I wonder if the other 60-something people shot in the Windy City were shot by People of Conscience?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (M9SBl)

281 269 When I moved East I was stunned to learn that my SIL's in-laws were first cousins and that this was a-ok in NYC
Posted by: CN

Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)


Not that close. I think they were 5th cousins.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (qmgjx)

282 First cousin marriage is legal in NY, NJ, Massachusetts and CA, but banned in W Virginia, Kentucky, PA, and a lot of what is commonly considered Appalachia.
Posted by: CN


*****

Yeah, but stereotyping is the bread and butter, nay the meat and potatoes of limericking. I've only got five lines, no time for nuanced multicultural sensibilities. Besides, hillbillies aren't a protected species in the current day and age. see also: Amish, Lutherans, Scandihoovians.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)

283 I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
------------
Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (ZsR3z)

Hey, you leave my wife out of this!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (/ikTA)

284 276 Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)

Don't worry that will become another "norm restored" by the sudden influx of the Pashtun valley types.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Lzpvj)

285 Senile Joe has told so many bizarre lies over the years that his decaying brain can no longer tell the difference between truth, lie and fantasy.
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)


Dementia can do this. Not so much involving people you don't know or have never met, but everything else is fair game. The files get shuffled and people/relationships/chronology are always in flux. Since he's a pathological liar, he's no doubt talked himself into believing some of the lies just so he doesn't slip. He should start having some real doozies spill out of his lips soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (wAnMi)

286 First cousin marriage is legal in NY, NJ, Massachusetts and CA, but banned in W Virginia, Kentucky, PA, and a lot of what is commonly considered Appalachia.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)

I have a cousin that knows the age of consent laws in all 50 states and the 7 US territories.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)

287 Hopefully, no sodomy/buggery rules evolve.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)

I'll leave it to ace to enforce any mandatory buggery rules that may or may not be in force on his blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional

Way to pass the bung.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (arJlL)

288 It would be quite Joe to refer to him as, "my dead son, Fido."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (/U27+)



Ya mean fredo right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Irn0L)

289 pffffft.

Posted by: The Habsburgs at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ZsR3z)


I was reading about the current Habsburg heirs recently, and apparently one of them is a model. And yes, she is beautiful - Eleonore von Habsburg...though she does still have the Hapsburg nose.

At some point I guess they started marrying OUTSIDE of the family again.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (DpkTQ)

290 Can you imagine if Trump said "I've been told not to take any questions?"

-
For one thing, they don't make lions big enough to tell Trump what he can and can't do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (d9FiS)

291 Inbreeding in Appalachia and New York? Pffffft. Hold my glass of rare wine!

Posted by: The European Aristocracy at September 06, 2021 11:24 AM (UewuT)

292 280 Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (M9SBl)

As some Americans suffer "temporary insanity" some others suffer "temporary honkiness."

//Groot, Mayor of Shit-Ka-go

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:24 AM (Lzpvj)

293 #139 Yes! Chocolate is the food of the Gods.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 11:24 AM (mNhhD)

294 Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)

Which shows that it probably *was* a problem in those states and they fixed it. In New Mexico the marriage rules worry about making sure the girl is actually old enough and in Texas they specify that adopted relatives count as blood relatives (which I suspect was about wards being married for their money) with a new round of rules saying you have to get marriage counseling and wait a bit.

Which is why Inspector and I eloped in New Mexico since day-of was no issue there and we were both most definitely "of age".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (1lKRm)

295 Hopefully, no sodomy/buggery rules evolve.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)

I'll leave it to ace to enforce any mandatory buggery rules that may or may not be in force on his blog.

Posted by: OregonMuse

Schrodinger's Otter?

Beware The Barrel, it is a singularity and the normal laws of physics and buggery, but mostly buggery, break down...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (W0A0w)

296 It only stands to reason that the blue states would be the ones pushing for legal incest, given their debauched and hedonistic stay-out-of-our-bedroom stance on literally every other perversion.

They do a lot of projection when they point at red states.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (OssQ4)

297 Again, I'm puzzled. If I'm not mistaken Milley and Austin have said they were afraid to challenge Fungus Brain's decisions regarding Afghanistan and yet there is someone out there telling him when he can and cannot answer questions.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)

298 at the BEE:

Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)

299 Damn, someone beat me to it.

/off His Sockiness, 10th Sock of Sockingham

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (UewuT)

300 Also at the BEE:

Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (yrol0)

301 Should they be excited? I wonder if she'll just visit Obama donors in Woodside.
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (lIIT7)


I'm actually thinking that's exactly what is going to happen. I haven't talked to my VC contacts who are usually in the know on this stuff. But I'd guess you're spot on, she'll visit FB HQ or something similar for a photo op or 3, then go off to do a $$$luncheon/dinner in woodside/atherton and be done. No public appearance for the hoi polloi.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (wAnMi)

302 The Facemask Song - a Muldoon re-write

(sung to the tune of I've Been Working On The Railroad)


"Mmmmph-mm-umph Mmnnmph. Mmnnmph..."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (m45I2)

303 I wonder if the other 60-something people shot in the Windy City were shot by People of Conscience?

The civil rights movement, at least officially, was grounded on the notion that black people and white people were equally valuable in the eyes of God and should be treated as individuals with the same rights under the law until oh, the 70s or so.

And now, the same organizations and the people filling them make the opposite arguments.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (DpkTQ)

304 at the BEE:
Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)

------------
God bless the Bee.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:27 AM (wAnMi)

305 Just got a Fox News alert that Dana Perino's dog, Jasper died on Saturday.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

306 Okay, now I want to go champing!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (JJatH)

307 297 Again, I'm puzzled. If I'm not mistaken Milley and Austin have said they were afraid to challenge Fungus Brain's decisions regarding Afghanistan and yet there is someone out there telling him when he can and cannot answer questions.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)

They're lying.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ONvIw)

308 I have a cousin that knows the age of consent laws in all 50 states and the 7 US territories.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)

Likes to go to Thailand for "vacation," does he?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (/ikTA)

309 Remember, Joe Rogan is a lesson you should get your clot shot.

And all those celebs that DID get the clot shot and still got COVID? That's just weather, oh, sorry that's global warming. Uh...those are just isolated break through cases.

Posted by: The FNM at September 06, 2021 11:29 AM (DpkTQ)

310 I have a cousin that knows the age of consent laws in all 50 states and the 7 US territories.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)

Well, that's totally not weird.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:29 AM (KdbjM)

311 >>Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'


Heh.

Amazing that it's being characterized as a horse drug when there's a human form available for prescription as well. I get it about how people are getting the horse paste, but this is just like the MSM's / "experts" insistence that HCG was some risky, untested drug.

HCQ has been used for 50 years, and the guy who create diver,ectin got a freakin' Nobel Prize for it in 2015 - as far as recognition of a drug's effectiveness, that's about as "established" and "accepted by peers" as you can get, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

312 Likes to go to Thailand for "vacation," does he?

Well, does he like his young women like David French likes his?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (DpkTQ)

313 My Walmart had Halloween shit in early August. I expect Christmas displays to start popping up any second now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (+7Ld0)
Local Dollar General already has a half isle of the stuff.

Posted by: Santa Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (weGKL)

314 >>Again, I'm puzzled. If I'm not mistaken Milley and Austin have said they were afraid to challenge Fungus Brain's decisions regarding Afghanistan


C
Y
A

#COWARDS

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

315 Not everybody who lives in Appalachia is a hillbilly, and not all hillbillies live in Appalachia.



**(debates adding something about "...but that's where the smart money bets..." and decides better of it.)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)

316 Just got a Fox News alert that Dana Perino's dog, Jasper died on Saturday.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

I guess this means there are no more Good Boys in DC.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (KdbjM)

317 It is commonly thought that Pumpkin Spice is ethnically the whitest food ever.

This is not true, Sauerkraut is the whitest food ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (HG00O)

318 Some people memorize all state capitals some memorize age of consent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (+7Ld0)

319 Is Ace working today ?

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

320 It is commonly thought that Pumpkin Spice is ethnically the whitest food ever.

This is not true, Sauerkraut is the whitest food ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (HG00O)

Wonderbread.

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)

321 Not everybody who lives in Appalachia is a hillbilly, and not all hillbillies live in Appalachia.
---------------
**(debates adding something about "...but that's where the smart money bets..." and decides better of it.)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)

There are lots of places in this nation that resemble third world shitholes. The one common thing about all these places though, is that there's no one common thing about them, when it comes to race.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (/ikTA)

322 It is commonly thought that Pumpkin Spice is ethnically the whitest food ever.

Queue the young women dressed as Han Solo.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (DpkTQ)

323 Just got a Fox News alert that Dana Perino's dog, Jasper died on Saturday.

*****

In unrelated news, JIF shares drop sharply in early trading.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

324 Hell, I knew hillbillies in the Boston suburbs. It's just a way of life, really.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (OssQ4)

325 It's Labor Day, so maybe the International Brotherhood of Aces is celebrating its hard won day of rest and recognition.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (UewuT)

326 Avocado toast.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (+7Ld0)

327 Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)

An unexpected source of hillbillies is Indiana, or was it Iowa? Anyway, a family friend my parents' age was from the backcountry there and said running water and electricity had taken quite a while to become generally available there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (1lKRm)

328 Is Ace working today ?
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

It's Labor Day, ain't it? Everyone's supposed to be working.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (/ikTA)

329 Of horse worming drugs just a dollop
Will give you a boost, not a wallop.
You'll cycle right through
When you get Covid mu,
But keep your eyes open for psy-op,

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (/uaBM)

330 315 Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)

The Kush Hillbillies-

Now listen to my story about a man named Abdul,
Betting on his cousins not outlasting America was the mark of a fool,
He married his first cousin in a fot of glee,
and joined the ranks of the Kush hillbillies.....

"National Decline they said, stagflation, and contraction, and a new friend Xi"

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (Lzpvj)

331 Labor Day ... the only day EVERYONE has to work. Back to the mines, slave!

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (/uaBM)

332 *Shakes iPad *

Wake up, Ace!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (kTF2Z)

333 In unrelated news, JIF shares drop sharply in early trading.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)

Oh my.

What about gravy?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (/ikTA)

334 297 Northernlurker me too yet that's the fix we are in.
Maybe hoping "The Boss said to do it " will be the defense

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (2JoB8)

335 327 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (1lKRm)

I am old enough to remember there being farms in Ohio with no running water or electricity.

I am not yet 50.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (Lzpvj)

336 >>It is commonly thought that Pumpkin Spice is ethnically the whitest food ever. This is not true, Sauerkraut is the whitest food ever.

>>Wonderbread


I was thinking a fluffernutter sammy on Wonderbread, lol

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

337 Is Ace working today ?
Posted by: JT

He's out wasseling. I can respect that.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (OssQ4)

338 Labor Day ... the only day EVERYONE has to work. Back to the mines, slave!
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (/uaBM)

I was appropriately informed this morning that I had failed to clean out a litter box all weekend.

I did more labor today already than I do most weeks.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (/ikTA)

339 Maybe this is why CA is boned.
https://tinyurl.com/x5bbxx6d

Completely insane elf projecting.

(twatter link)

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (wAnMi)

340 I am old enough to remember there being farms in Ohio with no running water or electricity.

I am not yet 50.
Posted by: sven

Are you on the metric system ?

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (arJlL)

341 Labor Day should have been named something like No Work Day.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (+7Ld0)

342
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


They were fifth cousins, IIRC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (pNxlR)

343 340 Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (arJlL)

I am old school English Imperial....

I use stones and moons.

Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

344 Most things labeled pumpkin spice have no pumpkin in it. Only the spices used to flavor the pumpkin....
Still, I don't want that flavor in anything but pumpkin bread or pie.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (UUBmN)

345 Doesn't everyone go out Labor Day caroling?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (OssQ4)

346 Aren't we always nagging Ace to take a day off and he never does?

Cereally, I wouldn't mind if he just open-threaded the day away today.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (dfRN6)

347 In the 70s my in-laws retired to a farm and it had running water ... from the hand pump in the sink that was connected to the cistern in the basement. They did have electricity though.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (/uaBM)

348 Is Ace working today ?
Posted by: JT

He's out wasseling. I can respect that.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (OssQ4)


It's Rosh Hashana. Ewoks respect and celebrate all holidays, and we've got a twofer here. A few advil, a bloody mary or two and he'll be fine.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)

349 Ace, if you can't talk, key your handset twice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (kTF2Z)

350 I am old school English Imperial....

I use stones and moons.
Posted by: sven

You hit people with rocks, then moon them ?

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (arJlL)

351 305 Just got a Fox News alert that Dana Perino's dog, Jasper died on Saturday.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

That makes me sad. He was a good boy, and very much loved by Dana and her husband. It's sad when anyone's dog dies.

Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (r2LdJ)

352 298 at the BEE:

Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)

That's GREAT!

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (nzEdf)

353 297 Again, I'm puzzled. If I'm not mistaken Milley and Austin have said they were afraid to challenge Fungus Brain's decisions regarding Afghanistan

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)


Now here's a strange thing : Milley the warrior wasa 'afraid' to challenge Turnip Biden but apparently had no problem with sabotaging, slow-walking and even ignoring Trump's orders. Now why would that be?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (qmgjx)

354 Wonderbread.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)

Banana Sammiches

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)

355 Well, not *everyone* has to work on Labor Day. Just labor. Management and its white collar support staff have always enjoyed a nice day off.

(the powers that be didn't really think this one through, did they?

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (UewuT)

356 Doesn't everyone go out Labor Day caroling?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (OssQ4)

We're Haymarket riot re-enactors.

I know it's anachronistic, but somebody dresses up like Jimmy Hoffa, and we spend the rest of the day looking for his body.

Mostly in bars.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (/ikTA)

357 My work today is with three slabs of ribs and the smoker.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (axyOa)

358 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

359 Just turned on the Weather Channel to a headline of increase in downpours. Guess why?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (M8Xve)

360 So today I learned that Ivermectin is so bad that it won the Nobel Prize and was hailed as a multi-purpose wonder drug. Quite a feat for a horse worming drug. Check with your veterinarian before taking it though. Especially if you are a horse. If you are a pony, take a smaller dose.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (/uaBM)

361 My work today is with three slabs of ribs and the smoker.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (axyOa)

Planet killer.

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (AwYPR)

362 Wonderbread.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)

Banana Sammiches
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)

Elvis' sammich on Wonderbread.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (4I/2K)

363 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (qmgjx)

It's very odd, isn't it? rofl

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (ONvIw)

364 Were those hobo ribs? A friend wants to know.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (/uaBM)

365 Actually, if you want to get technical about it, America's much vaunted service industry--the last refuge of a declining empire--isn't really labor or management in the classical sense.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (UewuT)

366 I ver mec tin for the co vid
All the live long day

*sing to the tune The Eyes of Texas*

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (yrol0)

367 The service industry is what used to be called the enslaved people.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (/uaBM)

368 But no mean tweets!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (a3Q+t)

369 358 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

No tofurkey for you, Texas!!!

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (ONvIw)

370 So today I learned that Ivermectin is so bad that it won the Nobel Prize and was hailed as a multi-purpose wonder drug. Quite a feat for a horse worming drug. Check with your veterinarian before taking it though. Especially if you are a horse. If you are a pony, take a smaller dose.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (/uaBM)

-----------
Nobel prize in 2015, it was invented specifically for human use to begin with. It just turned out to do a lot of things. It's been on the market so long that Pfizer doesn't make money off of it any longer, that's what the real problem is.

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/ medicine/2015/press-release/

(remove space in front of "medicine")

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)

371 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

Yes! More Shiner beer and Bluebell ice cream for me!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (4I/2K)

372 358 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

If Portland had any commitment to their cause, they'd also ban imports of oil and petroleum products. No gas, no heating oil, no vaseline, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (D3cJf)

373 I remember Hillbilly bread. Same company as Wonder bread, IIRC.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (OssQ4)

374 Anybody going to go see Kamala when she visits the bay area on Wednesday?

Shouldn't they all be very excited?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)

Not unless she's jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge.
Posted by: BignJames
---
She's giving free blow jabs at the Golden Gate Bridge!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (UUBmN)

375 304 at the BEE:
Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)
------------
God bless the Bee.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:27 AM (wAnMi)


Amen!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (qmgjx)

376 Biden is responding like he did when he was a Senator. He would say the same things in order to deflect in a non threatening way which he also thought was charming and funny.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (2DOZq)

377 Weather Channel has gone completely worthless. All AGW, all the time.

Posted by: klaftern at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (r4sI4)

378 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

https://tinyurl.com/kpmf727s

Fuck Ted Wheeler. That pussy can't even call women women, just, "People who may become pregnant."

Dear Portland,
Stop electing retards.

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (Ji8pz)

379 We have an illegitimate "president," and an illegitimate "media."

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)

380 ---
She's giving free blow jabs at the Golden Gate Bridge!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (UUBmN)

Nope she still charges 25 bucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (yrol0)

381 >>Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas


LOL

These people go nutty when you dare disagree with them.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

382 I confess that my shop was supposed to be closed today but as a widower there isn't anything for me to do at home so here I am and, what the heck, I turned on the OPEN sign. Maybe some business will fall through the door. But labor, um, no I'm wasting my time with you guys.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (/uaBM)

383 Ace is awake. Sort of.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)

384 379 We have an illegitimate "president," and an illegitimate "media."

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)

In other words, any day that ends with the letter "Y"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (D3cJf)

385 NOOD OT

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (wAnMi)

386 Just turned on the Weather Channel to a headline of increase in downpours. Guess why?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (M8Xve)

Well there was that hurricane last week...

Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (Ji8pz)

387 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

Yes! More Shiner beer and Bluebell ice cream for me!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (4I/2K)

My body, my choice!

Stay at home, wear a mask, get the shot, and don't go to Texas, you say? Oh, ok.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (/ikTA)

388 I know it's anachronistic, but somebody dresses up like Jimmy Hoffa, and we spend the rest of the day looking for his body.

Mostly in bars.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM


If you need any assistance searching golf courses, I have some expertise.

Posted by: O.J. at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (a3Q+t)

389 nood ace open

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (nzEdf)

390 Yeah, but stereotyping is the bread and butter, nay the meat and potatoes of limericking. I've only got five lines, no time for nuanced multicultural sensibilities. Besides, hillbillies aren't a protected species in the current day and age. see also: Amish, Lutherans, Scandihoovians.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)


**looks around slowly**
Grabs bottle of Irish whiskey.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (axyOa)

391 Portland considers emergency resolution to ban future travel, goods and services to Texas
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Darn, no more Oregon drivers to tick me off on the roads and no more homeless from Oregon... what ever shall I do...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (UUBmN)

392 383 Ace is awake. Sort of.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)

This was so subtle, I didn't know it meant NOOD.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:47 AM (nzEdf)

393 Going to swing by used book store in odd chance it's open

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 11:47 AM (2JoB8)

394 BREAKING: Dana Perino says Trump "not welcome" at Jasper's funeral. Because norms.

Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:48 AM (786Ro)

395 379 We have an illegitimate "president," and an illegitimate "media."
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)

And when an illegitimate "president" and an illegitimate "media" love each other VERY much....

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:48 AM (nzEdf)

396 Darn, no more Oregon drivers to tick me off on the roads and no more homeless from Oregon... what ever shall I do...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (UUBmN)


Hey now! We're not *all* bad.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (qmgjx)

397 Wonderbread.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)
Banana Sammiches
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)

Jello Molds with fruit salad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (R/m4+)

398 hat pumpkin spice crap is already showing up at walmart.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021


***
And at Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (quCFJ)

399 394 BREAKING: Dana Perino says Trump "not welcome" at Jasper's funeral. Because norms.
Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:48 AM (786Ro)

Maybe this is sarcasm.

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (nzEdf)

400 400!

Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (nzEdf)

401 Hey now! We're not *all* bad.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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I have a brother in Portland who said he voted for Trump and is nominally republican. He was mad at Trump for something after he lost and said that he thinks Trump really lost. I haven't spoke to him since...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:51 AM (UUBmN)

402 "Not everybody who lives in Appalachia is a hillbilly, and not all hillbillies live in Appalachia. "


Furthermore, as a guide for the urban sophisticates, rednecks and hillbillies are NOT the same thing. There is some crossover but in general two cultures/lifestyles

Posted by: Ripley at September 06, 2021 11:51 AM (MxEKc)

403 Once we get the Pumpkin Spice booster out of the way next thing you know it'll be time for the Yule Log booster.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 11:52 AM (mNhhD)

404 In both Vietnam and Afghanistan it was neither incompetence nor negligence. In both wars the ending was a deliberate and intentional action by Democrats to achieve the end they desired; failure of the US military.

I know people are going to cite Hanlon's razor, and cry "never ascribe to malice that which may be explained by stupidity". However there is such a thing as malice, and the deliberate and intentional acts of government, much as they did during the holocaust, can and do rise to the level of malice.

When stupid people do things that turn out badly, they have no explanations for what they did; that is because they never intended the outcome they achieved. When malicious acts become apparent, malicious actors have a whole slew of excuses and narratives ready to try to cover up for their acts, because they knew what the outcome would be. We are seeing the behavior of malicious, not stupid or negligent, people in the aftermath of Afghanistan.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 11:52 AM (ntx44)

405 Good old days cops: Adam-12

Crappy modern days cops: rainbow ghey parties at the precinct before you go arrest people for being out of their houses when they aren't at work because a bureaucrat said so.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 12:12 PM (3/XaG)

406 I know that movie! It was Tarzan Boone in the South Pacific!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 06, 2021 12:18 PM (xxG/v)

407 Could the actor be Buster Crabbe?

Posted by: Ralph at September 06, 2021 12:24 PM (Qf//C)

408 Hey Kendi, you know who has been doing all the raping and torturing and decapitating and hacking off of limbs and murders and starving out entire villages in African nations like Somalia and the Congo and Sudan? Here's a hint: it ain't evil whiteys.

Ignorant, stupid POS is too dumb to realize how lucky he was that his ancestors were caught (by fellow blacks), sold into slavery and shipped to the white-dominated U.S. He lives a cushy, privileged life of wealth and luxury and safety because of the very same white people he routinely denigrates. Kendi is a f*cking idiot. The only people who are stupider than he is are the ignorant, self-loathing white dumb-asses who buy his schtick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 06, 2021 12:28 PM (k4dH2)

409 She is Corinne Calvert

He is John Bromfield.

I am King of the World.

Posted by: Bill at September 06, 2021 12:42 PM (W29ge)

410 The Americans trapped in Obamastan are not HOSTAGES people !!! They are just guests of the Taliban and just want little Joey and Pup-Pup to come out and play.......

Posted by: James at September 06, 2021 01:13 PM (24+Vp)

411 407 Could the actor be Buster Crabbe?
Posted by: Ralph at September 06, 2021 12:24 PM (Qf//C)


No, see #409 for the correct answer.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 01:45 PM (oOHrl)

412 My very thoughts the other day

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 06, 2021 01:57 PM (HCeRP)

413 --Who is telling you not to answer questions? You know THEY
--Why are they telling you not to answer questions? I'll say something stupid
--What happens if you decide on your own to take questions? I'll say something stupid
--Are they telling you to or not do certain other things, and if so, what are those things? They told me not to hold Begram.
--What would happen if you did something they told you not to do, or did not do something they told you to do? Would you be punished in some way? I won't get my ass wiped.

Posted by: Bob at September 06, 2021 02:08 PM (d+5Bz)

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