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The Morning Rant
'TOLD BY WHO, MR. PRESIDENT?'
Watching a Biden press "conference" can be a surreal experience. Even if they get the Adderall dosage just right, he'll fumble and stumble his way through a prepared statement, and then he'll say "I'm not supposed to take any questions" or even (and this is even creepier) "I was told not take any questions." And then he walks away. And this is just accepted by the press corps. Like I said, it's just surreal. Whenever he does that, the very first question that any reporter shouts at him should be "told by WHO, Mr. President?" Because that's kind of odd, right? I mean, it's a tacit admission that somebody has given the president of the United States, one of the most powerful men in the world, instructions as to what things he should do and say. Now, if the national press corps is comprised of the type of hard-bitten, cynical, skeptical, let's-dig-out-the-truth-no-matter-what journalists that they like to portray themselves as, you'd think this would raise a red flag with them. You'd think they'd be should be shouting out WAAAIITT a minute now, Mr. President, who was it that told you that?" And the next time Biden has a press "conference", they should just ignore everything he says and start asking: --Who is telling you not to answer questions?
--Why are they telling you not to answer questions?
--What happens if you decide on your own to take questions?
--Are they telling you to or not do certain other things, and if so, what are those things?
--What would happen if you did something they told you not to do, or did not do something they told you to do? Would you be punished in some way?
--Again, who are "they", Mr. President. This question should be doggedly pursued until satisfactory answers are obtained. Because if Biden is basically a sock puppet for someone or some group, I would think that would be an important fact that the journalists who cover the White House ought to dig into and inform the American people about, right? After all, isn't that their job? Isn't that what they're supposed to be doing? The Sovietization of our media is just about complete. In order to understand what's going on, you have to ignore what they print, and figure out what they're *not* printing. Old-school Pravda was straight-up objective journalism compared to CNN.
Soon...
From the Stupid Tweet Hall of Fame:
So Straight-Up Race Hatred Is Apparently OK Now:
"Lockdowns For Thee, But Not For We, Mate"
Who Dis:
Photo 2 (elbows!)
Photo 3 (leggy!)
Photo 4 (busty!)
Photo 5
Photo 6
Photo 7 (leggy!)
For the 'Ettes:
Photo 2
Photo 3
Photo 4
Photo 5
Friday Who Dis: Model turned actress Ashley Hinshaw is married (since 2016) Topher Grace (he supposedly hated being called 'Chris', so he changed his name to 'Topher'), who dropped out of USC to pursue his acting career. He had no acting experience, aside from high school plays, before being cast in That 70's Show. They have two children.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Pumpkin Spice Latte:
Latte recipe available here.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (l0F64)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:19 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:19 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)
Bears a passing resemblance to him, but no, sorry.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:19 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:20 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 10:20 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:18 AM (TNyrE)
Also my favorite.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:20 AM (qmgjx)
https://tinyurl.com/kbrv638a
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 10:21 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (m45I2)
The first mistake a brewer makes when making a pumpkin spice beer is deciding to make a pumpkin spice beer.
Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (Ti+Tv)
And Ibram X. Kendi needs to realize that there are as many variance in aliens as there are human genders. I am a hybrid, being 3/4 Caucasian, 1/8 Hispanic and 1/8 Grey.
And I identify as Grey, not Reptilian.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (kTF2Z)
I read it to know what the truth isn't. They are honor-bound to try to deceive.
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (KfC1e)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (2SdPm)
Hey, autumn is in the air!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)
Other lists as well.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (M9SBl)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)
Massengill sells it in the pharmacy section.
Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (kTF2Z)
(I just like saying "dollop")
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Rime of the Ancient Banana at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)
I would substitute another word for "reading".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (7kqnS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (kTF2Z)
Sorry, no.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 10:24 AM (oWBc3)
Punctuality.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (Ti+Tv)
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Glad the lovely Mrs Blake is in the shower, because I really wouldn't have wanted to explain why I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (2SdPm)
Well, the Who Dis? chick gets an A+ for effort at showing the goods 40's & 50's-Style.
Still remained obscure. No idea who she is.
Lousy actress or lousy luck? You make the call.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (5NkmN)
Which, unironically - is what they thought Trump was doing according to this link of the speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBVKyJbM6o
Posted by: Skywise at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (icBdN)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2
It rhymes with a lot of other good words for a limerick.
Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (6RgRK)
Fairfax County Public Schools (NoVa) spent $20k of my tax dollars this year for a closed, one hour talk from this insect.
he spoke virtually to Fairfax County Public Schools officials and the school board at a leadership conference in August.
He spoke about how to cultivate an anti-racist school community.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)
@iowahawkblog
What's all this about dewormed horses shooting COVID doctors in Oklahoma
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (d9FiS)
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Into the shower, pig-dog!!!
Posted by: The Bavarian Purity Laws at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (vuisn)
Still remained obscure. No idea who she is.
Lousy actress or lousy luck? You make the call.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (5NkmN)
She looks like one of those actresses from the era who ended up acting in a lot of '70's television shows.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (ONvIw)
Only rhyme I could think of for 'dollop' is 'wallop', which would make composing a limerick tough.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)
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Trollop.
(I challenged muldoon's limerick skills. It turns out, I need to work on my challenging skills.)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (7MBHe)
@iowahawkblog
What's all this about dewormed horses shooting COVID doctors in Oklahoma
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (d9FiS)
They Shoot Horse Doctors, Don't They?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Rime of the Ancient Banana at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (20dZh)
"Order(s) of the day", I think.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (Bmy3R)
He spoke about how to cultivate an anti-racist school community.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (ZsR3z)
Did he exclude the white aliens? Bastard
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:23 AM (2SdPm)
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I personally enjoy the addition of some of the pumpkin-related offerings at coffee/drink establishments this time of year. I am not a patron of places during the rest of the year, but I'll get a few items at these places from now until Christmas.
There's a pumpkin pie latte at Ziggi's Coffee that is fantastic. Too many will lead to the negative sort of GAINZZZ, though.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (TNyrE)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048055/?ref_=nm_knf_i1
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (Dc2NZ)
polyp
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (Bmy3R)
"Just leave me out of this, m'kay?"
- Anthony Trollope
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:29 AM (7MBHe)
I wonder how it feels to sell your soul like that? Is there any regret or does the money numb that pain?
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:31 AM (bDqIh)
I was getting pumpkin (spice lattes?) ads in the middle of August. Fall was about forty degrees Fahrenheit away.
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (z36Kd)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:26 AM (qmgjx)
Coulda' posted an Oktoberfest brew.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Colin at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (8cqfp)
Posted by: skywch at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (QVgqY)
You assume they had one to sell.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:32 AM (ZsR3z)
Anyway, thank you for sharing your insights with me when I asked about it last year.
Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN
But....who told Obama what to tell Biden?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)
Is that for real?
How about the context: he blathering on about it within hours of getting 13 service members killed -- and then again to the deceaseds' loved ones. Hell yes, they don't want to hear about Beau!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)
This does not hinder, in any way, my eating of all the chips and salsa. Kind of a Banana-Dream Amnesia effect there.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (20dZh)
She's fuego, whoever she is.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (7Fj9P)
In Trump's case, they lied to him and withheld facts (imo). We know that about some of the Syria lies, and Trump was (probably) fed a lot of lies about Covid19 ... but how/why he kept Fauci in charge of messaging for so long, even as Fauci stabbed Trump in the back (on CNN, and in Fauci's changing narrative) ... is a mystery to me.
My conclusion is Trump was so surrounded by TopMen undercutting him at every turn, he was limited in what he could accomplish. (so his Big Win in 2020 had to be overturned, lest the people get a voice)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: OregonMuse,
******
Got it covered at #209 on the Art Thread. I won't drag it forward here.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (m45I2)
And to point out the obvious, his son did not die in uniform or in combat.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (Irn0L)
I can't imagine a scenario that would make me so decisively flip myand abandon my principles. I have to assume this is always who they were. They are the reason conservatism has taken such a beating and with them gone we have a chance to recover some ground.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 10:34 AM (fD7lb)
Republicans POUNCE!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)
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Obama grifted just hard enough to get the mansion at Martha's Vineyard. With as monumentally lazy as that man is, I doubt he really much says anything to Biden.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)
It's turtles all the way down.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (AiZBA)
But....who told Obama what to tell Biden?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (tjZg/)
Obama is a real Islamist, but I'm sure he cooked up something with ValJar
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (ONvIw)
I bet not? I am sure that they are convinced that they are uniquely insightful and learned to see what others can't, and what they promot is soooo obvious if you weren;t a stupid Trumpie!! They live in an echo chamber where everyone they like and respect agrees with them -- so how could they possibly be wrong?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Draki at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (hwhW9)
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)
Use it in the third and fourth lines.
Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (7MBHe)
Is that for real?
How about the context: he blathering on about it within hours of getting 13 service members killed -- and then again to the deceaseds' loved ones. Hell yes, they don't want to hear about Beau!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)
Maybe he'll favor us with some cute stories about Hunter next time.
Like when the little tyke snorted his first pound of cocaine.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Emmie
*****
Good to hear!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)
Ignoring the lies about Beau and the attempt to derail the discussions, I find it a powerful indicator of Biden's personality...that he thinks his own experience trumps that of all others, even in their immediate grief.
There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (Q9lwr)
His first son, his first wife, his first daughter- they've escaped.
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (4l77G)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (PiwSw)
Biden is like that Star Trek episode - Patterns of Force - where they recreate nazi germany but the Fuerher is just a drugged up puppet who speaks in nonsense.
Which, unironically - is what they thought Trump was doing according to this link of the speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBVKyJbM6o
Posted by: Skywise
Notice that comments are turned off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:28 AM (qmgjx)
fall up
Posted by: naturalfake breaks the "-ollop" barrier and liberates your mind! at September 06, 2021 10:37 AM (5NkmN)
This does not hinder, in any way, my eating of all the chips and salsa. Kind of a Banana-Dream Amnesia effect there.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:33 AM (20dZh)
Chips and salsa are so cheap to make it's retarded. Uneaten chips get tossed. Uneaten salsa is watered down and served to white customers.
If a place is charging for refills they probably are losing money somewhere else.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (uM9yA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: 496 at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (U1eOr)
There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (Q9lwr)
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I don't think it's psychopathic so much a dementia driven. A person with dementia will tell incredible tales and go off on bizarre tangents.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (+LCoQ)
There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:36 AM (Q9lwr)
You mean like a malignant narcissist?
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:35 AM (AiZBA)
FTFY
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 06, 2021 10:30 AM (X5CsJ)
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The Times should do a follow up article on those who actually want to continually hear about Beau's death. I think that would be more insightful and interesting.
These people could also be looked at for available positions in Biden's White House staff.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (TNyrE)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (7MBHe)
Would that mean that turd burglars are also polyp wallopers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (7kqnS)
Posted by: Emmie at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (6RgRK)
It hindered her life as a trollop
She had to say dear,
Keep away from my rear,
Or I'm gonna give you a wallop.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:40 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 10:41 AM (2JoB8)
Which, unironically - is what they thought Trump was doing according to this link of the speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBVKyJbM6o
Posted by: Skywise at September 06, 2021 10:27 AM (icBdN)
Projection, it's all they do. 24/7.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (wAnMi)
Anyway I would concur that there is a sort of sadistic quality to Biden in his attempts to take away the right of the lower orders to grieve and make their loss seem trivial compared with Beau who died six years ago.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (20dZh)
PsyOp
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (UHVv4)
"Biden, Still Grieving His Son, Finds That Not Everyone Wants to Hear About It"
__________
Not while John McCain's funeral is going on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 10:42 AM (/U27+)
Their regret manifests itself in their many perversions. Trying to fill the hole their souls once inhabited leads to all sorts of running around, trying to keep busy to forget about what you did.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (7bRMQ)
But as an aside I've realized the younger generations have no idea turd burgler is a gay slur. It's like pud when I was a kid. Guys thoughr it was slang for male genitalia. Not realizing they were sayong you had a pussy.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (AiZBA)
Pumpkin should not be allowed near covfefe.
Period.
Posted by: micky at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)
That too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:38 AM (7MBHe)
Oh, I doubt that will faze Muldoon!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (qmgjx)
And other than that damned latte, this is one of the best Rants, ever. It really is the Press Corpse now, and it's time to bury it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)
Don't tell me that Baron Munchhausen had dementia. That was my favorite book as a kid.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
Oh yes!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (7MBHe)
@morganisawizard
Jul 23
the correct answer is: because you don't want me to.
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (nzEdf)
In the field of psychology, the term grandiosity refers to an unrealistic sense of superiority, characterized by a sustained view of one's self as better than others, which is expressed by disdainfully criticising them, overinflating one's own capability and belittling them as inferior; and refers to a sense of personal uniqueness, the belief that few other people have anything in common with oneself, and that one can only be understood by a few, very special people.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (ZHVt1)
There has to be a clinical definition of that sort of psychopathic behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
******
It strikes me as a stunted, underdeveloped, failed attempt at empathy, fueled by 50 years as a politician constantly on the stump selling the myth of Joe Biden. Narcissism, sure, but nourished for 50 years by sycophancy. He literally does not know any other way of relating to people.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: huerfano at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (ySQBZ)
https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)
You mean, for not delivering it sooner?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)
Yay! Pumpkin spice all the things! It is time.
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (OQcPl)
Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (m96l3)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (4l77G)
Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (m96l3)
Ahem
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: banana Dream
Not a chance if the place isn't a food truck. That would be instant food poison. And as Robert wrote, it's cheap. It's just tomatoes, onions, cilantro, chilis, salt, lime. It's just tomato salad.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (+LCoQ)
Did you know it was her without looking her up? If so, congrats, you're the first.
But if you had to look her up, that's OK this time because you posted the answer past the 100 comment boundary.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 06, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)
That too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2021 10:43 AM (Q9lwr)
People on dementia regress to a childlike state. I've observed some of the most selfless, caring people become belligerent self-absorbed toddlers. The universe revolves around them. No matter how bad things might be for you, they've got it worse.
So then imagine somebody who's always been an egotistical narcissist.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (5sh7B)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (nfrXX)
Bigger question is who pulls their strings. Suspect Team Obama,
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 06, 2021 10:50 AM (ZHVt1)
The UW system is not required to seek political approval for every internal management decision, he said.
However, The Wisconsin Constitution, which establishes the UW school system, states that the college system is "directed by the state legislature.
What IS true is that the university system is funded by the legislature. This seems like a very teachable moment for the Republican legislature.
https://tinyurl.com/2swncsut
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:50 AM (ZsR3z)
https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)
I think university professors ought to follow in the footsteps of Tibetan monks and light themselves on fire in order to protest whiteness. I think they'd gain tons of respect for sticking by their principles.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (8TGfE)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (ftFVW)
He was ahead of his time...a true pioneer in aviation history.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021 10:25 AM (JUOKG)
I went to Costco 4 weeks ago, knowing I was going to see halloween crap. And I did. The only thing they didn't have yet was candy, which has been at the markets for 2 weeks now.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (wAnMi)
There's a lot of unequal justice here. Nobody was deplatformed or locked up for crying "Russian collusion, Hillary is President" Nobody. In fac the GOP spent their majority "investigating".
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:52 AM (ONvIw)
COURAGE
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:53 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)
Posted by: micky at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2021 10:51 AM (ftFVW)
And why not
Posted by: Bearclaw the Ukrainian Colonel at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (ONvIw)
One's reminded of that old saying, "Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek."
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: banana Dream
Not a chance if the place isn't a food truck. That would be instant food poison. And as Robert wrote, it's cheap. It's just tomatoes, onions, cilantro, chilis, salt, lime. It's just tomato salad.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (1t5dY)
Except I've seen them dumping the chips back into the warming drawer. Doesn't matter how cheap something is if the fucking owner is even cheaper. Why I won't touch the things unless I know the restaurant. Of course, I'm in a third world hell-hole, so there's that.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
I never knew there was a 100 comment boundary !
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)
--Who is telling you not to answer questions?
And that is the person who should be holding the press conference.
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (nzEdf)
One of your best columns, imo.
Yes, they damn well SHOULD be asking "Told by WHOM?"
That should be the ONLY question, until he answers it.
Posted by: mnw at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (Cssks)
Such certainty. May we assume that if Elder wins, or the Repubs take back the house and/or Senate, or if DeSantis wins in '24, there is ritual public seppuku in your future? You know, for the atonement.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (oWBc3)
yeah, she was "Obama's Brain". iirc, she stayed at the mansion near the White House (running ops?) while Obama partied with the stars around the world.
I'm looking more at the Muslim Brotherhood ... as a key for who gets support from the DeepState (or whomever is calling those shots). There is the Shia/Sunni rift, but that does not seem to be absolute, and their are multiple alliances in the Islamist "Big Tent" that are beyond my comprehension.
We (they) armed ISIS, now they arm the Taliban. Turkey was trying to be the Caliphate, maybe Iran was also (?), now Afghanistan seems in a position to actually be a Caliphate. ... (maybe the deep thinkers want them to fight China? or at least keep more Islamists in the region, not Europe? idk, Biden wants them in US suburbia)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM (m96l3)
Ahem
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 06, 2021 10:49 AM (ySQBZ)
Tell me it isn't true though. There is one demographic that Biden's favorability is still positive.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (m96l3)
No, no don't vote at all THAT is the answer dear Linus.
It is vital we make no pretense of any ability, nor force the clowns to engage in extra-constitutional measures to get their way through malfeasance so obvious and odious even a covid suffering ne'erdowell can sniff it out.
Don't vote let's grant the communists the numbers necessary to legally obliterate the US Constitution and Bill of Rights, why it is the only genius move.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (UBTPs)
We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that.
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (786Ro)
I never knew there was a 100 comment boundary !
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)
Me neither! I looked up the guy and he was in a Julie London noir film of dubious quality
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (hP4QN)
Their lack of self-awareness -- indeed their violent refusal to even try it -- is beyond belief.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (H8QX8)
being a Malthusian death cult they welcome their "failure" in 'ghani, and are terrified their instrument of faith suffered a setback
it is plain as day
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (Lzpvj)
Politicians love to tell the stories of their dead children.
Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2021 10:48 AM
preach it, brother
Posted by: John Edwards at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)
I don't know, but as powerful as the Deep State is, I don't believe election theft is that easy to pull off with regularity. It was pretty much all hands on deck when it came to Trump, but it's not always going to be that way.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (7MBHe)
One's reminded of that old saying, "Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek."
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (786Ro)
If Doocey (or any sane journalist) just shouted that out as we're looking at Biden's bald spot retreat, so loud that every GD mic picked it up, that could really be a game changer. I doubt that most people watching cable networks have ever thought that. And it might be hard for the rest to ignore if they keep hearing it, or have to keep cutting the audio the second the potato folds up his folio and turns tail. Then, if 2-3 or more started shouting these questions...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (wAnMi)
One of your best columns, imo.
Yes, they damn well SHOULD be asking "Told by WHOM?"
That should be the ONLY question, until he answers it.
Posted by: mnw at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (Cssks)
People rarely ask questions when they know the answer, but don't want to share the info
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Zek at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (w/5KC)
Theft on the scale they need repeatedly will eventually fracture the nation.
But hey "don't vote" so they do not have to bother, I am sure they will be far more gentle when they feel there is no opposition.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 10:56 AM (ZsR3z)
If Elder wins or Trump or DeSantis win in 2024 I will gladly admit that I was wrong and you can mock my pessimism and lack of prognostication skills incessantly...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (pcsoT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 10:57 AM (UBTPs)
You think?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (7MBHe)
No, no they are thrilled that is why they have to engage in censorship and use the national intelligence apparatus as political police.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (Lzpvj)
Who has the laptop? Who is buying the Hunter-fingerpaintings?
Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at September 06, 2021 11:01 AM (Ybhj0)
https://tinyurl.com/3zfeamhf
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2021 10:47 AM (63Dwl)
I think university professors ought to follow in the footsteps of Tibetan monks and light themselves on fire in order to protest whiteness. I think they'd gain tons of respect for sticking by their principles.
Given that conscious, willful suicide is considered a serious (mortal) sin, I wonder if the professor should be teaching at a (nominally) Catholic University.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 06, 2021 11:01 AM (jBoTu)
Has the progressive stray voltage machine been brought in for repairs?
Posted by: Zek at September 06, 2021 11:01 AM (w/5KC)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (mR6Gs)
It will be far more difficult for them to pull off exactly the same play again. People won't let them put cardboard over the windows. People won't stand for being 100 ft away to observe. People won't leave when they're told to, so they can start counting unobserved. Vans carrying ballots will be blocked. Go ahead, call the cops. It's going to be hard to count and recount ballots when there's a freaking riot happening in the same room.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (wAnMi)
Easy enough to make it go away. According the Wikis, "I've Been Working on the Railroad" was a negro minstrel song (at least in part). And refers to gal named Dinah, which was a generic term for slave women in the 19th C.
Use wokeness against them.
Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (pcsoT)
If Trump wins, they may try an encore, but if it's De Santis, it will be harder to pull off because he IS a career politician. He's in the "club", and he has support among many elements of the Party machinery.
Plus they figure he'll be easier to buy off than Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (mR6Gs)
those open food bars are how we keep our immune system strong ...
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 10:54 AM (pcsoT)
The Democrat Party thanks you for your service!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 10:58 AM (7MBHe)
Their response to fear (or "terror" if that's what it is) is unabashed, determined and often violent reprisal.
Our response is.... well, I can't say because I haven't really seen a response.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (M9SBl)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (pcsoT)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (5sh7B)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 06, 2021 11:00 AM (7MBHe)
Some believe they set up the debacle the way they did so they'll have a reason to go BACK for more war and nation building.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (mR6Gs)
The folks in Appalachia are nice
Though marriage is a roll of the dice
If your cousin is your wife
It will liven up your life
That's how to add a touch of bumpkin spice!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (m45I2)
Hector Immature
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:05 AM (pNxlR)
I had a thought this morning.
I know! It surprised me to.
So I'm listening to the radio, GNR was playing, and I started thinking about how some concerts require vaccine passports. *spit*
So I start thinking, ya know, if concert goers have to provide proof of vaccination I think it's only fair that the bands provide proof of sobriety and a clean drug test. People pay money to watch these bands play and it fucking sucks when they're too wasted or out of shape to perform.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:05 AM (KdbjM)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (wAnMi)
I can't imagine that they will restage the same tactics. They get more sophisticated every time. There will be no riots as the donks will likely have a 1/6 style op ready to roll and the swiftness of the police action will prevent riots. Only their BLM/Antifa troops get a pass.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:06 AM (ONvIw)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Italian mojitos are definitely a thing!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:06 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: 13 Gold Star Families at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (wxfcn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (+7Ld0)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 06, 2021 11:02 AM (5NkmN)
Red team/blue team already.
We never learn...
Posted by: president kg at September 06, 2021 11:08 AM (9npt1)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:08 AM (/ikTA)
At a pricey surf side restaurant (on a date) saw a waiter drop an entire tray of dinner rolls on sawdust floor. They went right back out and were served.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at September 06, 2021 11:08 AM (h5S6L)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:09 AM (+7Ld0)
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (ZsR3z)
And do you get better?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 11:09 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:07 AM (yrol0)
We hear you and we're eager to please.
*Puts out all the Christmas shit instead*
HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
Posted by: Retailers at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (KdbjM)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:03 AM (M9SBl)
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Thing is, if this is really Joe doing this - he's not going to be able to discern the difference soon - if he can right now. It's all becoming a blur to him, and he probably can't even tell there was 6 years between Beau's service and his cancer. Soon enough, Beau will have died in conflict. Hopefully the potato will be long gone by then, but I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (+7Ld0)
Leftists are neither funny nor clever.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (m45I2)
Then I see that fucking mask song, just the tip of the brainwashing iceberg, worse than the Jug-Eared Tyrant Song from years ago. Jumpin jeebus, we need the Wall in all it's girthiness just to line up all the traitors and fellow travellers. We are so far behind enemy lines it seems completely hopeless.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (W0A0w)
Politicians love to tell the stories of their dead children.
Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster
Strangely enough, that does not include ones that they have aborted or ones that they have had aborted at their behest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:11 AM (pNxlR)
That's how to add a touch of bumpkin spice!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (m45I2)
First cousin marriage is legal in NY, NJ, Massachusetts and CA, but banned in W Virginia, Kentucky, PA, and a lot of what is commonly considered Appalachia.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)
Already has happened at mine, essentially you get furloughed tomorrow and it is made "permanent in some form" next month.
I vaxxed early, and am not thrilled at losing 15-25% of our staff.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (Lzpvj)
Leftists are neither funny nor clever.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (m45I2)
If they set it to the tune of By-Tor and the Snow Dog I'd be mildly impressed.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (KdbjM)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)
It's an informal rule, never formally stated by me, but it kind of evolved itself into existence.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (qmgjx)
Easy enough to make it go away. According the Wikis, "I've Been Working on the Railroad" was a negro minstrel song (at least in part). And refers to gal named Dinah, which was a generic term for slave women in the 19th C.
Use wokeness against them.
Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:02 A
Oh no. Not again!
Posted by: The eyes of Texas at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (+7Ld0)
Thank you for using the dative case. They should also be demanding to speak to his manager!
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (lIIT7)
MOST of the shoppers and ALL of the employees were wearing them.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Zek at September 06, 2021 10:59 AM (w/5KC)
More likely, so-called intelligence agencies are just the paid muscle for the oligarchs who enjoy the fruits on places like Epstein Island.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (/ikTA)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)
The meters ok but you need to work on the rhyme.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (u9jZe)
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Translation: We're going to pay the ransom. (Because $80 billion just isn't enough.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (d9FiS)
No one wants to be sued for unprovable accusations, but we do them a favor by giving them the out of "mistakes were made". Same with the Fauci/Gates/? plandemic response, or the GlobalWarmingLie, or the OpenBorders assault plan ... or Bailouts for Billionaires, 2Big2Fail/Jail plans that made oligarch families worth trillions. ... These are not mistakes.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (UBTPs)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (2JoB8)
It's an informal rule, never formally stated by me, but it kind of evolved itself into existence.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (qmgjx)
And like the Privacy Right in the Constitution, it can appear or disappear, depending on the needs of the State.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (/ikTA)
The meters ok but you need to work on the rhyme.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (20dZh)
Blank verse. When I moved East I was stunned to learn that my SIL's in-laws were first cousins and that this was a-ok in NYC
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)
It's an informal rule, never formally stated by me, but it kind of evolved itself into existence.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
Hopefully, no sodomy/buggery rules evolve.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (+7Ld0)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:06 AM (ONvIw)
The reason they did it in 2020 is because their original plan fell short, so they all had to wing it with dedicated ground troops. That also included destroying evidence in the following weeks just in case. But they can't pull this 1/6 shit in AZ or GA. At least today, states still have some autonomy. That doesn't mean they will in 3 years. If we *knew* 1/6 would be 1/6 (time machine) things would be very different.
I have little doubt they're already working on something completely new, perhaps the same sort of tactics but not as painfully obvious. I just hope that we've got some people on our side that can think like rats and perhaps stay one step ahead. If we're not occupied by the CCP by then, of course.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2021 11:14 AM (Cus5s)
Not at all this gun running was part of the haste.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (ONvIw)
People who gang up on and beat other people n the street until they're unconscious and then steal everything in their pockets, while twerking, laughing, and filming it for World Star. People who kidnap young couples, beat, torture, and rape them for a week, poor bleach into all their orifices, and leave them for dead.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)
At least not before a Lube Rule.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (KdbjM)
MOST of the shoppers and ALL of the employees were wearing them.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:13 AM (arJlL)
My local S-Mart doesn't require masks. Chainsaws are highly recommended though.
Posted by: banana Dream vs. evil at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (20dZh)
*throws grammar challenge, flag onto field of play*
who / whom usage question
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (NpAcC)
He spoke about how to cultivate an anti-racist school community.
Posted by: pep
Step One: throw your racist ass out of the meeting and cancel your payment check
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (pNxlR)
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)
Gets them lots of sympathy from women.
Posted by: blaster
Strangely enough, that does not include ones that they have aborted or ones that they have had aborted at their behest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:11 AM (pNxlR)
Stevie nicks supposedly wrote Sarah about a baby she aborted. (I may have the song wrong )
Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CN
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)
Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (r2LdJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:15 AM (/ikTA
Ask me about my penumbras and emanations!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (oWBc3)
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (ZsR3z)
Shouldn't they all be very excited?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: CN
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)
Isn't it the story of New England Old Money?
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (KdbjM)
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)
Morgan Fairchild
Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: CN
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)
Isn't it the story of New England Old Money?
pffffft.
Posted by: The Habsburgs at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ZsR3z)
And we've spent the whole Biden administration ignoring who is paying him off and his son.
Can you imagine if Trump said "I've been told not to take any questions?" Every news program with lead with the "story" that Putin was telling him what to do.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2021 11:04 AM (vuisn)
What's that, you say? I didn't catch that.
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (qmgjx)
While I'm sure your penumbra is quite impressive would you be so kind as to emanate away from the Horde? Thanks.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (KdbjM)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)
I'll leave it to ace to enforce any mandatory buggery rules that may or may not be in force on his blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (+7Ld0)
Shouldn't they all be very excited?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)
Not unless she's jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (AwYPR)
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)
Almost. Second cousins, but the in-laws' were first cousins, and my husband's parents were "once removed". To put the onus on Appalachia is to underestimate or ignore that it was prevalent elsewhere.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)
Beau and Hunter are pretty common names for hunting dogs.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (oWBc3)
________
It would be quite Joe to refer to him as, "my dead son, Fido."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (+7Ld0)
Ummmmmmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (R/m4+)
Should they be excited? I wonder if she'll just visit Obama donors in Woodside.
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (lIIT7)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (M9SBl)
Posted by: CN
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (W0A0w)
Not that close. I think they were 5th cousins.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: CN
*****
Yeah, but stereotyping is the bread and butter, nay the meat and potatoes of limericking. I've only got five lines, no time for nuanced multicultural sensibilities. Besides, hillbillies aren't a protected species in the current day and age. see also: Amish, Lutherans, Scandihoovians.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)
------------
Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: pep at September 06, 2021 11:18 AM (ZsR3z)
Hey, you leave my wife out of this!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (/ikTA)
Don't worry that will become another "norm restored" by the sudden influx of the Pashtun valley types.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Lzpvj)
I bet he had the chance to bed Raquel Welch.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)
Dementia can do this. Not so much involving people you don't know or have never met, but everything else is fair game. The files get shuffled and people/relationships/chronology are always in flux. Since he's a pathological liar, he's no doubt talked himself into believing some of the lies just so he doesn't slip. He should start having some real doozies spill out of his lips soon.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:12 AM (ONvIw)
I have a cousin that knows the age of consent laws in all 50 states and the 7 US territories.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)
I'll leave it to ace to enforce any mandatory buggery rules that may or may not be in force on his blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
Way to pass the bung.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2021 11:21 AM (/U27+)
Ya mean fredo right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (Irn0L)
Posted by: The Habsburgs at September 06, 2021 11:20 AM (ZsR3z)
I was reading about the current Habsburg heirs recently, and apparently one of them is a model. And yes, she is beautiful - Eleonore von Habsburg...though she does still have the Hapsburg nose.
At some point I guess they started marrying OUTSIDE of the family again.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (DpkTQ)
-
For one thing, they don't make lions big enough to tell Trump what he can and can't do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: The European Aristocracy at September 06, 2021 11:24 AM (UewuT)
As some Americans suffer "temporary insanity" some others suffer "temporary honkiness."
//Groot, Mayor of Shit-Ka-go
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:24 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 11:24 AM (mNhhD)
Which shows that it probably *was* a problem in those states and they fixed it. In New Mexico the marriage rules worry about making sure the girl is actually old enough and in Texas they specify that adopted relatives count as blood relatives (which I suspect was about wards being married for their money) with a new round of rules saying you have to get marriage counseling and wait a bit.
Which is why Inspector and I eloped in New Mexico since day-of was no issue there and we were both most definitely "of age".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (1lKRm)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)
I'll leave it to ace to enforce any mandatory buggery rules that may or may not be in force on his blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Schrodinger's Otter?
Beware The Barrel, it is a singularity and the normal laws of physics and buggery, but mostly buggery, break down...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (W0A0w)
They do a lot of projection when they point at red states.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (lIIT7)
I'm actually thinking that's exactly what is going to happen. I haven't talked to my VC contacts who are usually in the know on this stuff. But I'd guess you're spot on, she'll visit FB HQ or something similar for a photo op or 3, then go off to do a $$$luncheon/dinner in woodside/atherton and be done. No public appearance for the hoi polloi.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (wAnMi)
(sung to the tune of I've Been Working On The Railroad)
"Mmmmph-mm-umph Mmnnmph. Mmnnmph..."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (m45I2)
The civil rights movement, at least officially, was grounded on the notion that black people and white people were equally valuable in the eyes of God and should be treated as individuals with the same rights under the law until oh, the 70s or so.
And now, the same organizations and the people filling them make the opposite arguments.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:26 AM (DpkTQ)
Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)
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God bless the Bee.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:27 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (JJatH)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)
They're lying.
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)
Likes to go to Thailand for "vacation," does he?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (/ikTA)
And all those celebs that DID get the clot shot and still got COVID? That's just weather, oh, sorry that's global warming. Uh...those are just isolated break through cases.
Posted by: The FNM at September 06, 2021 11:29 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:23 AM (yrol0)
Well, that's totally not weird.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:29 AM (KdbjM)
Heh.
Amazing that it's being characterized as a horse drug when there's a human form available for prescription as well. I get it about how people are getting the horse paste, but this is just like the MSM's / "experts" insistence that HCG was some risky, untested drug.
HCQ has been used for 50 years, and the guy who create diver,ectin got a freakin' Nobel Prize for it in 2015 - as far as recognition of a drug's effectiveness, that's about as "established" and "accepted by peers" as you can get, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
Well, does he like his young women like David French likes his?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:10 AM (+7Ld0)
Local Dollar General already has a half isle of the stuff.
Posted by: Santa Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (weGKL)
C
Y
A
#COWARDS
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
**(debates adding something about "...but that's where the smart money bets..." and decides better of it.)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
I guess this means there are no more Good Boys in DC.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (KdbjM)
This is not true, Sauerkraut is the whitest food ever.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (HG00O)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (+7Ld0)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)
This is not true, Sauerkraut is the whitest food ever.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2021 11:31 AM (HG00O)
Wonderbread.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)
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**(debates adding something about "...but that's where the smart money bets..." and decides better of it.)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)
There are lots of places in this nation that resemble third world shitholes. The one common thing about all these places though, is that there's no one common thing about them, when it comes to race.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (/ikTA)
Queue the young women dressed as Han Solo.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (DpkTQ)
*****
In unrelated news, JIF shares drop sharply in early trading.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (+7Ld0)
An unexpected source of hillbillies is Indiana, or was it Iowa? Anyway, a family friend my parents' age was from the backcountry there and said running water and electricity had taken quite a while to become generally available there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (1lKRm)
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)
It's Labor Day, ain't it? Everyone's supposed to be working.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (/ikTA)
Will give you a boost, not a wallop.
You'll cycle right through
When you get Covid mu,
But keep your eyes open for psy-op,
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (/uaBM)
The Kush Hillbillies-
Now listen to my story about a man named Abdul,
Betting on his cousins not outlasting America was the mark of a fool,
He married his first cousin in a fot of glee,
and joined the ranks of the Kush hillbillies.....
"National Decline they said, stagflation, and contraction, and a new friend Xi"
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:34 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)
Oh my.
What about gravy?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (/ikTA)
Maybe hoping "The Boss said to do it " will be the defense
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (2JoB8)
I am old enough to remember there being farms in Ohio with no running water or electricity.
I am not yet 50.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (Lzpvj)
>>Wonderbread
I was thinking a fluffernutter sammy on Wonderbread, lol
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:35 AM (/uaBM)
I was appropriately informed this morning that I had failed to clean out a litter box all weekend.
I did more labor today already than I do most weeks.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (/ikTA)
https://tinyurl.com/x5bbxx6d
Completely insane elf projecting.
(twatter link)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (wAnMi)
I am not yet 50.
Posted by: sven
Are you on the metric system ?
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (+7Ld0)
Wasn't this, too, the story of FDR and his handsome bride?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
They were fifth cousins, IIRC
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (pNxlR)
I am old school English Imperial....
I use stones and moons.
Posted by: sven at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)
Still, I don't want that flavor in anything but pumpkin bread or pie.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (OssQ4)
Cereally, I wouldn't mind if he just open-threaded the day away today.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (/uaBM)
Posted by: JT
He's out wasseling. I can respect that.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:36 AM (OssQ4)
It's Rosh Hashana. Ewoks respect and celebrate all holidays, and we've got a twofer here. A few advil, a bloody mary or two and he'll be fine.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (kTF2Z)
I use stones and moons.
Posted by: sven
You hit people with rocks, then moon them ?
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2021 11:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 06, 2021 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
That makes me sad. He was a good boy, and very much loved by Dana and her husband. It's sad when anyone's dog dies.
Posted by: megthered at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (r2LdJ)
Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)
That's GREAT!
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (cSyAR)
Now here's a strange thing : Milley the warrior wasa 'afraid' to challenge Turnip Biden but apparently had no problem with sabotaging, slow-walking and even ignoring Trump's orders. Now why would that be?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)
(the powers that be didn't really think this one through, did they?
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:37 AM (OssQ4)
We're Haymarket riot re-enactors.
I know it's anachronistic, but somebody dresses up like Jimmy Hoffa, and we spend the rest of the day looking for his body.
Mostly in bars.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (/ikTA)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (M8Xve)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (axyOa)
Planet killer.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)
Banana Sammiches
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)
Elvis' sammich on Wonderbread.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (4I/2K)
It's very odd, isn't it? rofl
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (/uaBM)
Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2021 11:42 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)
No tofurkey for you, Texas!!!
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (/uaBM)
-----------
Nobel prize in 2015, it was invented specifically for human use to begin with. It just turned out to do a lot of things. It's been on the market so long that Pfizer doesn't make money off of it any longer, that's what the real problem is.
https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/ medicine/2015/press-release/
(remove space in front of "medicine")
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:43 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)
Yes! More Shiner beer and Bluebell ice cream for me!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)
If Portland had any commitment to their cause, they'd also ban imports of oil and petroleum products. No gas, no heating oil, no vaseline, etc.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (OssQ4)
Shouldn't they all be very excited?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)
Not unless she's jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge.
Posted by: BignJames
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She's giving free blow jabs at the Golden Gate Bridge!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (UUBmN)
Joe Rogan Bounces Back From COVID To Win Kentucky Derby
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:25 AM (yrol0)
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God bless the Bee.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:27 AM (wAnMi)
Amen!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: Just a side note at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: klaftern at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (r4sI4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)
https://tinyurl.com/kpmf727s
Fuck Ted Wheeler. That pussy can't even call women women, just, "People who may become pregnant."
Dear Portland,
Stop electing retards.
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (Ji8pz)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)
She's giving free blow jabs at the Golden Gate Bridge!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (UUBmN)
Nope she still charges 25 bucks
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (yrol0)
LOL
These people go nutty when you dare disagree with them.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ruthless at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)
In other words, any day that ends with the letter "Y"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (D3cJf)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 06, 2021 11:41 AM (M8Xve)
Well there was that hurricane last week...
Posted by: Robert - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (Ji8pz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)
Yes! More Shiner beer and Bluebell ice cream for me!
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at September 06, 2021 11:44 AM (4I/2K)
My body, my choice!
Stay at home, wear a mask, get the shot, and don't go to Texas, you say? Oh, ok.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (/ikTA)
Mostly in bars.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2021 11:40 AM
If you need any assistance searching golf courses, I have some expertise.
Posted by: O.J. at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)
**looks around slowly**
Grabs bottle of Irish whiskey.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Darn, no more Oregon drivers to tick me off on the roads and no more homeless from Oregon... what ever shall I do...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)
This was so subtle, I didn't know it meant NOOD.
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:47 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2021 11:47 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:48 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2021 11:45 AM (O+I8R)
And when an illegitimate "president" and an illegitimate "media" love each other VERY much....
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:48 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:46 AM (UUBmN)
Hey now! We're not *all* bad.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (qmgjx)
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2021 11:32 AM (AwYPR)
Banana Sammiches
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2021 11:39 AM (yrol0)
Jello Molds with fruit salad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 06, 2021
***
And at Krispy Kreme.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (quCFJ)
Posted by: Hands at September 06, 2021 11:48 AM (786Ro)
Maybe this is sarcasm.
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: m at September 06, 2021 11:49 AM (nzEdf)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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I have a brother in Portland who said he voted for Trump and is nominally republican. He was mad at Trump for something after he lost and said that he thinks Trump really lost. I haven't spoke to him since...
Posted by: lin-duh at September 06, 2021 11:51 AM (UUBmN)
Furthermore, as a guide for the urban sophisticates, rednecks and hillbillies are NOT the same thing. There is some crossover but in general two cultures/lifestyles
Posted by: Ripley at September 06, 2021 11:51 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 06, 2021 11:52 AM (mNhhD)
I know people are going to cite Hanlon's razor, and cry "never ascribe to malice that which may be explained by stupidity". However there is such a thing as malice, and the deliberate and intentional acts of government, much as they did during the holocaust, can and do rise to the level of malice.
When stupid people do things that turn out badly, they have no explanations for what they did; that is because they never intended the outcome they achieved. When malicious acts become apparent, malicious actors have a whole slew of excuses and narratives ready to try to cover up for their acts, because they knew what the outcome would be. We are seeing the behavior of malicious, not stupid or negligent, people in the aftermath of Afghanistan.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 06, 2021 11:52 AM (ntx44)
Crappy modern days cops: rainbow ghey parties at the precinct before you go arrest people for being out of their houses when they aren't at work because a bureaucrat said so.
Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2021 12:12 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 06, 2021 12:18 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Ralph at September 06, 2021 12:24 PM (Qf//C)
Ignorant, stupid POS is too dumb to realize how lucky he was that his ancestors were caught (by fellow blacks), sold into slavery and shipped to the white-dominated U.S. He lives a cushy, privileged life of wealth and luxury and safety because of the very same white people he routinely denigrates. Kendi is a f*cking idiot. The only people who are stupider than he is are the ignorant, self-loathing white dumb-asses who buy his schtick.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 06, 2021 12:28 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Bill at September 06, 2021 12:42 PM (W29ge)
Posted by: James at September 06, 2021 01:13 PM (24+Vp)
Posted by: Ralph at September 06, 2021 12:24 PM (Qf//C)
No, see #409 for the correct answer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 06, 2021 01:45 PM (oOHrl)
Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 06, 2021 01:57 PM (HCeRP)
--Why are they telling you not to answer questions? I'll say something stupid
--What happens if you decide on your own to take questions? I'll say something stupid
--Are they telling you to or not do certain other things, and if so, what are those things? They told me not to hold Begram.
--What would happen if you did something they told you not to do, or did not do something they told you to do? Would you be punished in some way? I won't get my ass wiped.
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