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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Supreme Court Leaves Texas "Heartbeat" Abortion Law in Effect -- For NowThe Texas abortion law says that abortionists who perform abortions on fetuses six weeks old or older (when the heart starts being) can be sued by private actors -- not any state actor or agency. Leftist groups filed for an emergency injunction against enforcement of the order. By a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court refuse to enjoin the law. Usually this is where people say, "Because one of the three or four factors (depends on jurisdiction) for granting a stay is likelihood of winning on the final merits (that is, at full trial), this means that the Supreme Court is tipping its hand that they will uphold the law as Constitutional when it comes to a full hearing." An emergency hearing is, well, an emergency hearing. A highly abbreviated hearing with no chance to subpoena or depose or anything like that. Anyway, in this case, I don't think you can say this presages that the Supreme Court will uphold the law. Because in this case, the law is different from most. State actors aren't enforcing it; rather, private citizens will bring private causes of action against abortionists who perform abortions on fetuses with a heartbeat, which will ultimately bankrupt them. So who would you enjoin in this case? The Supreme Court can't enjoin state officials from enforcing the law; they're not part of the mechanism of enforcing the law. What they might do -- and I bet this is what they will do -- is wait for a private cause of action against an abortionist and then stay that lawsuit until the law can be fully litigated. More from Carrie Campbell Severino, who was Mollie Hemingway's coauthor on the book about the Kavanaugh hearings. She's writing at NRO but don't hold that against her.That refers to the question I asked: Who would be enjoined, if you did grant an injunction? Every citizen in the state of Texas -- the ones who could bring suit? The Court's brief order -- not at all unusual in the emergency-application context -- made clear that the procedural issues prevented it from considering the constitutionality of the Texas law. The defendants are state officials plus one private citizen. The state officials claimed they lacked the authority to enforce the Texas law, which allows private citizens to file suit against any person who provides an abortion or aids or abets such an abortion. The one private citizen who was sued stated he has no intention to enforce the law. Absent such authority or intention among the named defendants, the majority concluded, "We cannot say the applicants have met their burden to prevail in an injunction or stay application." All of that means that, as Ed Whelan has aptly explained, the case did not present a live controversy (i.e., an actual dispute between the parties).Ed Whelan found the dissenters' claims weak and entirely political. Oh, Bush appointee John Roberts joined the liberals. Of course. Why do I say he "joined" the liberals? He rules in lockstep with the liberals in 90% of cases. He is a liberal. Last night the Court denied abortion providers' beyond–audacious request for emergency relief against the Texas Heartbeat Act by a 5–4 vote. The feebleness of the four dissents shows that the denial should have been 9–0. ... The most disappointing -- because we should have expected so much better, especially from someone who often presents himself as very serious about jurisdictional limits on judicial power --is the Chief's (which Breyer and Kagan join). The Chief acknowledges that defendants "may be correct" that "existing doctrines preclude judicial intervention." That acknowledgment should be enough to require him to deny relief. Instead, he somehow imagines that the Court has the power to "grant preliminary relief to preserve the status quo ante" so that the lower courts can address the "particularly difficult" questions that the case raises. And, again, he also mistakenly assumes that preliminary relief against the named defendants actually could "preserve the status quo ante." One bright note for those who fear that the Chief holds extraordinary sway over a couple of his conservative colleagues is that neither of them went south with him.The usual liberal "Republicans" are campaigning against this bill, warning actual conservatives that this type of "innovative" legislation -- authorizing the use of private causes of action to vindicate policy objectives -- might be used against conservatives in the future. Might? In the future? Are they aware that anyone attempting to develop his own land can be sued for a host of claimed environmental offenses? Did they notice that bakers can be sued and harassed (by a state agency with a virtually unlimited budget) if they refuse to bake a "Gender Transition Cake" for a serial stalker? Did they notice that employers can be sued for not hiring enough minorities, or firing too many minorities during a downsizing? This type of law is already rife in our legal codes, and deployed exclusively against the right, against traditionalists. They never argue against those laws. Their "libertarianism" only comes to the fore when someone on the right wants to use the left's tactics against the left. But as to the left's own tactics? They have no problem with that. Sure, if you make an issue of it with them on Twitter, they will reluctantly mumble "Well I'm against those laws, too." But are they? Strange we never hear about this supposed opposition to the left's impositions on the right until we probe them about their inconsistency on these issues. You don't really "oppose" something if your "opposition" only gets voiced when someone pressures you into stating it. They'll ignore the pile of laws permitting the left to enforce its priorities through the lawsuit, but then shriek about the right adding one grain of sand to the pile. These people are liberals, have been liberals, will always be liberals. They do not object to liberal policies or laws, especially those that advance a liberal social agenda, because they are, in fact, liberals. They object exclusively to the right's ventures into these areas because, again, they are liberals. I'm getting sick and tired of being told that I can't pick up the same legal club the left has been beating the shit out of me with my whole life, because of "Muh Principles." I have no principles requiring me to be a chump, or a simp for the left's agenda. Maybe those with such "principles" should reexamine them. Or at least stop claiming to be "conservative." Or even "libertarian." Meanwhile, the fake conservatives/fake libertarians will have no problem with Jen Psaki's announcement that the Biden Puppet Administration is looking for ways to use the federal government's power to rewrite a state's law. Among the histrionics on Twitter was this doctor, who offered the sage medical opinion that now -- and only now -- women who did not seek to become pregnant should avail themselves of birth control to prevent pregnancy, rather than relying on the Plan A of an abortion. ![]() ![]()
27 I think the "punishment" for Texas should be kicking it out of the union. Who's with me?Let's get that #HashtagTrending. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at September 03, 2021 12:13 PM (z5Vrg) 2
frist
Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2021 12:13 PM (KnJdm) 3
Gah!
Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2021 12:13 PM (KnJdm) 4
A fake woman isn't a woman.
It's a dude. And can't get pregnant. South Park did an episode on this. Now South Park is out reality. Killmenow Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2021 12:14 PM (gfh9Z) 5
Hmmm. I expected them to buckle like a belt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM) 6
Judge Roberts...Thanks bush
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 03, 2021 12:14 PM (GPwVZ) 7
Is it wrong to be thinking of bats already?
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:14 PM (hwhW9) 8
Odd how no scotus ruling that angers the left is ever the LAW OF THE LAND like Obamacare and ghey marriage were.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 03, 2021 12:15 PM (GQ5VU) 9
Top 10
Posted by: Boone at September 03, 2021 12:15 PM (tRzlZ) 10
Ace, with some proportionally small exceptions, I equate abortion with voluntary manslaughter.. I know it is a wedge issue for many on the right...
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:15 PM (6Je/Q) 11
hiya
Posted by: JT at September 03, 2021 12:15 PM (arJlL) 12
Yeah I haven't seen the Democrats this upset since we forced them to free their slaves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI) 13
>>> 12 Yeah I haven't seen the Democrats this upset since we forced them to free their slaves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI) Never gets old. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2021 12:17 PM (ACi07) 14
Meanwhile Texas baby murder factories are "racing" to get in as many abortions as possible before the law takes effect.
https://tinyurl.com/4vnt85xy Its like they think they are sacrificing to some dread idol for power or gain or something. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:17 PM (KZzsI) 15
Glad to see more analysis on the enforcement mechanism of this bill. I think the Texas GOP has shown that they're unserious about this issue by creating this flaw of enjoinment.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:17 PM (hwhW9) 16
Yeah I haven't seen the Democrats this upset since we forced them to free their slaves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI) That's an awful lot of air time and outrage spent defending killing babies. Not a good look. Don't stick your dick in democrat. Not even once. Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2021 12:18 PM (KnJdm) 17
No way a Hawaiian Judge allows this Federal overreach to stand.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 03, 2021 12:18 PM (r1z5A) 18
Leftists: We need to be more like France damn it!! They are sophisticated unlike those jesus freaks in Texas!!!
Whispers: France bans abortions past 12 weeks with very few medically necessary exceptions Leftists: FUCK FRANCE!! Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 03, 2021 12:19 PM (GQ5VU) 19
>>> 14 Meanwhile Texas baby murder factories are "racing" to get in as many abortions as possible before the law takes effect.
https://tinyurl.com/4vnt85xy Its like they think they are sacrificing to some dread idol for power or gain or something. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:17 PM (KZzsI) Heh. They're going to win a prize, alright, but maybe not what they expect. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2021 12:19 PM (ACi07) 20
15 Glad to see more analysis on the enforcement mechanism of this bill. I think the Texas GOP has shown that they're unserious about this issue by creating this flaw of enjoinment.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:17 PM (hwhW9) ___ Sir, We tried, OK. And that's what really matters. God you fucking rubes are never happy. Now please send $100 ASAP so we can continue fighting for your conservative values. - GOP Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 03, 2021 12:20 PM (GQ5VU) 21
14 CRT, PP and other organizations have created a profitable market in medical research for dead baby parts. There is a reason that PP does not push RU 486 but actually prefers the later abortions that creates marketable parts. That is also why the Pelosi bill in Congress pushes abortions even after viability which in the original Roe decision allowed states to regulate.
Posted by: whig at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (xunV5) 22
No highway funds for Texas until this law is overturned.
Posted by: BignJames at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (AwYPR) 23
I think the Texas GOP has shown that they're unserious about this issue by creating this flaw of enjoinment.
I dunno. I'm kinda torn on this, on the one hand it seems like a cheap stunt to appear to fight against abortion, but make sure the government has no part of it. After all how many people can afford a 7 year lawsuit with Planned Parenthood? On the other hand, they made it pretty tough to overturn or stop, because its not a government imposition but individual people filing lawsuits, so its likely more durable a law. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI) 24
Is that dude in the Twitter going to keep the fetus in a box? That Python skit should be a TV commercial
Posted by: azjaeger at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (e118b) 25
Dear Mr. Roberts,
Your complimentary membership to Chevy-Chase Golf and Tennis is now under review with the executive committee. Please be advised our deliberation is thorough, and will be ongoing. Please surrender your locker key upon your next arrival. We will advise you of our findings shortly after June recess. Thank you for your understanding. Chevy-Chase Bath and Tennis Exec. Committee Paul Ryan, Director Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (7Fj9P) 26
Yes, Roberts is a Leftist.
When the Molech-worshiping ghouls say that you don't care about children outside the womb, just point out that we oppose crushing and dismembering children regardless of their location. It is just that it is already illegal to murder toddlers. Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (NXZ4e) 27
I think the "punishment" for Texas should be kicking it out of the union. Who's with me?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (GQ5VU) 28
No highway funds for Texas until this law is overturned.
For some reason Trump couldn't get that done to stop sanctuary cities, but I bet Biden will get it done to hurt Texas. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:22 PM (KZzsI) 29
I'm chortling away here. Not at the issue, I believe abortion is murder. But two things; first, that liberals hill to die on is killing babies, a practice a majority of the public is against. Second, that a procedural argument, leftist judges and jurists favorite tactic, was just used very effectively against them.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 03, 2021 12:22 PM (8u1Ia) 30
Note how the Leftist doctor didn't even consider the possibility of not having sex with someone you aren't married to.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 03, 2021 12:22 PM (NXZ4e) Posted by: kallisto at September 03, 2021 12:22 PM (DJFLF) 32
>>> 26 Yes, Roberts is a Leftist.
When the Molech-worshiping ghouls say that you don't care about children outside the womb, just point out that we oppose crushing and dismembering children regardless of their location. It is just that it is already illegal to murder toddlers. Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (NXZ4e) We're working on that too! Posted by: Nanzi, Hilzebub, Gov. Coonman, et al at September 03, 2021 12:22 PM (ACi07) 33
"Are they aware that anyone attempting to develop his own land can be sued for a host of claimed environmental offenses?
Did they notice that bakers can be sued and harassed (by a state agency with a virtually unlimited budget) if they refuse to bake a "Gender Transition Cake" for a serial stalker? Did they notice that employers can be sued for not hiring enough minorities, or firing too many minorities during a downsizing? This type of law is already rife in our legal codes, and deployed exclusively against the right, against traditionalists." Lots there I don't know, plenty for me to learn. Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:23 PM (hwhW9) 34
Barnes has stated the only time Traitor Roberts rules with conservatives is he can direct the extent of the opinion.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 03, 2021 12:23 PM (y7DUB) 35
This has Fightin' Joe ready to take people out behind the gym. Unless those people were left behind in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 03, 2021 12:23 PM (w5raC) 36
must also be abandoned, because, according to the same left, "men" do get pregnant.
they've boxed themselves into the proverbial corner, they have Posted by: kallisto at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF) 37
Curious the law author empowered citizens to enforce the prohibitions.
It's almost like he didn't trust State Attorneys to do it. Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, Good Catholic at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (ggASZ) 38
Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin
JRubinBlogger Time. To. Come. Down. ON. Unvaccinated. Bring it on, Buttface. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R) 39
John Roberts has no moral compass??? The hell you say!!!
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (6Je/Q) 40
Don't care what these idiot leftists do as long as I don't have to pay for it.
Posted by: wth at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (v0R5T) 41
Broseiden, you can't be serious. It is exactly the construction of the law that gives it staying power and introduces a critical reassessment of the viability standard the Courts have fastidiously avoided. The Texas GOP gets a gold star for this one.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (oWBc3) 42
My body is choosing another Cuba Libre
Posted by: Miklosian Fridays SA de CV at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (QzkSJ) 43
Somebody told me Tucker flat out called Lindsey Graham a "moderate Democrat" this week.
Two people at Fox can say practically whatever they want: Tucker and the new King of Late-night, Greg Gutfeld. Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (OaZlZ) 44
I dunno. I'm kinda torn on this, on the one hand it seems like a cheap stunt to appear to fight against abortion, but make sure the government has no part of it. After all how many people can afford a 7 year lawsuit with Planned Parenthood?
On the other hand, they made it pretty tough to overturn or stop, because its not a government imposition but individual people filing lawsuits, so its likely more durable a law. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI) Yeah, getting more into the article that Ace painstakingly wrote yesterday, It may be more durable. I'm certain David Daleiden and others would be more than happy to wage decades of legal war against planned parenthood and abortionists on it. If I were retired, I'd be having too much fun causing trouble with it. Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:25 PM (hwhW9) 45
In the age of COVID vaccine mandates, and Lefty Karens saying people who don;t want the vaccine deserve to die --- well, their anger over this Texas law is PRICELESS.
Every argument they make validates what the people who are against the mandates and vaccine passports have been saying. Alinsky#4 btchezzz Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 12:25 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Dara Kass, M.D at September 03, 2021 12:25 PM (w5raC) 47
42 My body is choosing another Cuba Libre
I intend to get fully intoxxed after work today. With a booster shot on top. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:25 PM (Bmy3R) 48
There's a lot about leftists I find baffling, but their sanctification of abortion ranks near the top.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 03, 2021 12:26 PM (IwoEt) 49
This has Fightin' Joe ready to take people out behind the gym. Unless those people were left behind in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 03, 2021 12:23 PM (w5raC) Fightin' Joe will soon have a higher body count than the 9/11 terrorists. Posted by: BignJames at September 03, 2021 12:26 PM (AwYPR) 50
"Any law that favors one group over another automatically makes everyone in the one group "lesser" than those in the other group."
Can anyone translate this gibberish for me? The entire point of civilization is to protect people from deranged psychopaths who use their natural abilities (whether it's strength, acumen, or access to money and/or intimidation) to murder other people and take their stuff. We have laws against rape so that 90 lb women aren't constantly raped by 200 lb muscled harridians who decide they want some easy meat. Or in this case, the point of abortion laws is to prevent a growing human who's incapable of surviving outside the womb from the whims of a mother who decides weeks/months into recognizing the pregnancy that she simply doesn't want to bother having it alive anymore. Posted by: Homer's Donuts at September 03, 2021 12:26 PM (HK8/E) 51
"Actually six foot four, six eight with afro..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 03, 2021 12:26 PM (XvPQV) 52
Thank you for this, Ace. I know your position on this is somewhat different than mine and that makes me appreciate this post even more.
Posted by: bluebell at September 03, 2021 12:26 PM (wyw4S) Posted by: spindrift at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (h5TKJ) 54
This type of law is already rife in our legal codes, and deployed exclusively against the right, against traditionalists.
________ Yes, and that's part of the fun of this. It's always been a lib weakness that it doesn't ever occur to them that others can use their methods against them. They are ALWAYS shocked. When Tim Kaine was mayor or Richmond, he tried to use city money to advance lib causes, and was appalled that such rules could apply to him. Similarly, another shocker here is the refusal on narrow procedural grounds. That's only supposed to be done when we challenge elections. Not here, you idiots. Posted by: Eeyore at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (7X3UV) 55
I'm thinking Tucker reads the site, including the comments, because his story ideas appear here first.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (4nBd7) 56
"Oh, Bush appointee John Roberts joined the liberals. Of course.
Why do I say he "joined" the liberals? He rules in lockstep with the liberals in 90% of cases. He is a liberal." Right - "Roberts and the 3 liberals" doesn't make sense anymore, if it ever did. One of the defenses offered by his defenders was that he was ruling narrowly to move the court incrementally. So that would result in him refusing to hear cases due to standing, mootness, jurisdiction, etc. But if that was his actual judicial mindset rather than a way to throw in with Kagan, Breyer, Sotomayor, he would have voted with the majority in this one for the reasons explained by Severino and Ace. It's clear the Court was not signaling approval of the TX statute, but ruling narrowly that there was no case or controversy before it to rule on. I would venture that if someone with standing brought an action, an injunction would issue and be upheld. Posted by: Duke at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (qvhWG) 57
I look forward to hearing about how being anti-abortion is a political loser because everyone under 40 is in favor of it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (vMCab) 58
When the Molech-worshiping ghouls say that you don't care about children outside the womb, just point out that we oppose crushing and dismembering children regardless of their location. It is just that it is already illegal to murder toddlers.
--------------- I've never understood this argument. If you're in favor of not killing someone, you have to support a uber generous welfare state. Total non logical argument. Posted by: MJ at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (zwDuR) Posted by: Dara Kass, M.D at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (w5raC) 60
Perverted Thing-Freak in a Dress: "So while I can't get pregnant, I'm still a woman..."
No. No you're not. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (Bmy3R) 61
>>> 46 If you are hitting your fingers with a hammer.
Quit it NOW! Posted by: Dara Kass, M.D at September 03, 2021 12:25 PM (w5raC) If you are setting your hair on fire. Quit it NOW! Posted by: Also Dara Kass, M.D. at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (ACi07) 62
Got willowed in the munkey thread (my first!) but thinks it goes well here too.
You would think there would be some sort of equal protection claim for men. If a woman wants to get out of a pregnancy due to financial or mental health reasons, why should the sperm donor have the same "choice"? Posted by: Trog04 at September 03, 2021 12:28 PM (T2s1D) 63
I guess that suggesting people live chaste lives is considered racist.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 03, 2021 12:28 PM (xopIz) 64
I very much oppose the private actor enforcement provisions but I oppose those across the board so yay consistent.
Look. I think spying on your neighbors is bad. Bad bad bad bad bad and leads horrible, Stasi places. And ace's point about slamming the club the Left uses in their smug faces is dead on accurate. There's a difference in kind between saying private action is good and saying private action is bad and let me ram this so far up your ass it comes out your throat to demonstrate that. Also that ruling made pretty damn clear that this is going to be punted into the Sun when it goes up on merits. Which is bullshit because this is states making the Court put their money where their mouth is vis a vis viability. What will be really interesting is when the Alabama law comes up because that's 15 weeks, not six, so the whole a woman wouldn't even know she's pregnant flies out the window. Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 03, 2021 12:28 PM (mf5HN) 65
It gets more and more absurd and insane every day, that 9 people in robes decide for 300 million plus people, what is and is not allowed.
How about we come up with some notion that.. oh, I don't know, that government keep its f**king nose out of people's business. Crazy, I know. Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (J2mp4) 66
"I find baffling, but their sanctification of abortion ranks near the top."
Agreed, It's like we've seen half the word look at human life and say "Meh... it's just a clump of cells, but what do we do about the polar bears?"" Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (pWrfh) 67
How to make a liberals logic circuit explode
Should trans men be allowed to have an opinion on abortion? Are trans men real men? Did you answer yes to both? Cool so men get an opinion on abortion then. Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (tov+C) 68
I personally vote for zombie Leonard Nimoy to go In Search Of adoptable blonde haired, blue eyed kids in Guatemala
Roberts found a couple, must be more, unless... Posted by: Miklosian Happy Thoughts LLC at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (QzkSJ) 69
55 I'm thinking Tucker reads the site, including the comments, because his story ideas appear here first.
I know Gutfeld at least used to read here, don't know if he still does. He stole one of my jokes word for word from here some years back and used it on The Five. I was flattered. Hell, I was jumping around the room pointing to the TV yelling "The FOX funnyman stole my joke!" Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Bmy3R) 70
58 When the Molech-worshiping ghouls say that you don't care about children outside the womb, just point out that we oppose crushing and dismembering children regardless of their location. It is just that it is already illegal to murder toddlers.
--------------- I've never understood this argument. If you're in favor of not killing someone, you have to support a uber generous welfare state. Total non logical argument. Posted by: MJ at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (zwDuR) If you have a right, I am under no obligation to pay for it. If you want to sit there and not work and starve to death, I won't stop you. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:30 PM (ynpvh) 71
Roberts is just like Souter. Its time to stop pushing the fantasy that maybe he's being blackmailed. Nope. His ilk is the reason McConnell was all too happy to push through so many judges under Trump. Because he knew most weren't actual conservatives but are actually big government loving liberal corporatists.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (vMCab) 72
>>> 70 58 When the Molech-worshiping ghouls say that you don't care about children outside the womb, just point out that we oppose crushing and dismembering children regardless of their location. It is just that it is already illegal to murder toddlers.
--------------- I've never understood this argument. If you're in favor of not killing someone, you have to support a uber generous welfare state. Total non logical argument. Posted by: MJ at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (zwDuR) If you have a right, I am under no obligation to pay for it. If you want to sit there and not work and starve to death, I won't stop you. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:30 PM (ynpvh) You're denying my ACCESS to TWINKIES you h8terz!!! Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (ACi07) 73
If you are setting your hair on fire.
Quit it NOW! Posted by: Also Dara Kass, M.D If you are Dara Kass, M.D.- Stop that NOW Posted by: Dara Kass, M.D. at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (QzkSJ) 74
For myself, abortion is a moral issue, not a utilitarian issue.
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (6Je/Q) 75
71 Roberts is just like Souter. Its time to stop pushing the fantasy that maybe he's being blackmailed. Nope. His ilk is the reason McConnell was all too happy to push through so many judges under Trump. Because he knew most weren't actual conservatives but are actually big government loving liberal corporatists.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (vMCab) Adjudication for fun and profit! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (ynpvh) 76
"Dr." Kass seems to think the new law is a ban.
I don't think I'd want a doctor that stupid. Posted by: spindrift at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (h5TKJ) --- Literally every-freaking-body in the piss-stream media is calling it a "ban". But they've been saying Roe v Wade legalized abortion for 50 years. The mot juste is no barrier to these people. Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (OaZlZ) 77
Hey Tucker, do a story on how weak Mitch McConnell is. No real hearings on Russian collusion, moving forward on bogus impeachments, being a total pussy, etc..
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (4nBd7) 78
If you have a right, I am under no obligation to pay for it. If you want to sit there and not work and starve to death, I won't stop you.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:30 PM (ynpvh) It is sad though how many 'rights' we are paying for. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (csEWM) 79
I thought I'd seen studies showing the most aggressively pro-abortion generation are baby boomers and support for abortion actually drops with younger people.
But I have no idea if I'm right or if that was just a daydream. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (cSyAR) 80
I guess that suggesting people live chaste lives is considered racist.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ ___ Easier to sin when "Everybody does it!" Besides, no fun in waiting until marriage, blahblahblah. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (EKULy) 81
hwhW9 isn't me. I don't know why someone socks me and then says nothing controversial or funny, but whatevs.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (tov+C) 82
57 I look forward to hearing about how being anti-abortion is a political loser because everyone under 40 is in favor of it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (vMCab) Oh, they're already doing it... How many Repubs have run to the microphones lauding this ruling? Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (Zmnko) 83
He stole one of my jokes word for word from here some years back and used it on The Five.
I was flattered. Hell, I was jumping around the room pointing to the TV yelling "The FOX funnyman stole my joke!" Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Bmy3R) No way! really? Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (v0R5T) 84
Hey I just wanted to thank Bush the Lesser for another great thing he got done, John Roberts as the chief justice.
WAY TO GO GEORGIE. Heck of a job. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (w5raC) 85
It's funny watching my Statist/Socialist friends throw a temper tantrum about this on FB. Yeah, the same people who will swear to you that individual freedoms and liberties are disgusting and revolting, that the individual is SHIT and that government power CAN and SHOULD be COMPLETELY UNLIMITED are suddenly shrieking "my body, my choice". When it comes to saying that in regards to The Poke, they are silent, or they turn extremely angry.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (ITrC8) 86
84 Hey I just wanted to thank Bush the Lesser for another great thing he got done, John Roberts as the chief justice.
WAY TO GO GEORGIE. Heck of a job. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (w5raC) Yeah, the fuck that keeps on fucking. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:33 PM (csEWM) 87
24 Is that dude in the Twitter going to keep the fetus in a box? That Python skit should be a TV commercial
Posted by: azjaeger https://youtu.be/PObBA2wH5l0 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 03, 2021 12:33 PM (C7jzY) 88
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (tov+C)
That sucks. Had that happen to me a few years back. Socking other commenters is against the rules, maybe Ace or the cobs can do something. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:33 PM (Bmy3R) 89
So many people need beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (II3Gr) 90
>>One type of controversial tweet was that offered by Trans "Women" who felt somehow obligated to weigh in on abortions.
Gah! As for the argument, despite being continually ignored in this debate, every baby conceived has **a father** or sperm donor whose say is never considered. Why is that? WHy do women constantly pretend their opinion on keeping it is the one that matters? I know why, pretty much, but when you get into why -- well, they don't want that conversation, because contrary to their arguments, the vast majority of terminated pregnancies are not due to rape. Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (bDqIh) 91
75 71 Roberts is just like Souter. Its time to stop pushing the fantasy that maybe he's being blackmailed. Nope. His ilk is the reason McConnell was all too happy to push through so many judges under Trump. Because he knew most weren't actual conservatives but are actually big government loving liberal corporatists.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (vMCab) Adjudication for fun and profit! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (ynpvh) Roberts is even worse because he is doing such things to be able to hang out with the cool kids inside the Beltway. He doesn't want to do anything as gauche as uphold the Constitution. Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (ITrC8) 92
58-
I don't see the logic of your point. Of course I can be opposed to murder, AND be opposed to being forced to support your poor choices. Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (J2mp4) 93
It takes a community to raise a child.
This is what I was told. Since I always believe what I am told, I find that all community members, regardless of gender, have a say in any issue related to a child. Remember, we're in this together. Also, I pay taxes. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (KbCG3) 94
On the other hand, they made it pretty tough to overturn or stop, because its not a government imposition but individual people filing lawsuits, so its likely more durable a law.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI) Proposed Iron Law of Politics: Any legal innovation developed by conservatives will be defeated by leftists, only to be eventually utilized successfully by leftists. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (mdjgu) 95
Hey, Insom!!! How you doing?
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (6Je/Q) 96
78 If you have a right, I am under no obligation to pay for it. If you want to sit there and not work and starve to death, I won't stop you.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:30 PM (ynpvh) It is sad though how many 'rights' we are paying for. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:31 PM (csEWM) I think the word you're looking for is 'taxes', if I'm forced to pay for someone else by the government. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (ynpvh) 97
Lets expand abortion rights to the elderly. TThe rule ought to be: Anyone younger than one can be aborted and anyone older than 75 can be aborted, but let's zealously protect all the people in between. For now. Pending reassessment.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Singer at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (ggASZ) 98
81 hwhW9 isn't me. I don't know why someone socks me and then says nothing controversial or funny, but whatevs.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (tov+C) It 'could' be someone new who just accidently chose the same nic. It could happen. The more esoteric or specific you get, the less likely. Note how we have not had anyone socking Masturbating Pete? Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM) 99
Just as a general rule if I post something not brilliant it was the person socking me. That's a solid heuristic.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (tov+C) 100
95 Hey, Insom!!! How you doing?
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (6Je/Q) Yo! I'm hanging in there. How are you? Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (II3Gr) 101
I think the word you're looking for is 'taxes', if I'm forced to pay for someone else by the government.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (ynpvh) Yep. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM) Posted by: Reggie1971 at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (996BY) 103
I'm thinking Tucker reads the site, including the comments, because his story ideas appear here first.
At least one of his staffers. He stole one of my jokes word for word from here some years back and used it on The Five. I do it all the time for social media. Someone here has a great line or something hilarious I can share, up it goes. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI) 104
Shut up morons. I'm on vacation.
Posted by: Not Tucker Carlson at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (zwDuR) 105
That doctor has all the birth control she needs. That face.
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (uUDKV) 106
99 Just as a general rule if I post something not brilliant it was the person socking me. That's a solid heuristic.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (tov+C) The arrogance of a Jeopardy champion. Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (vMCab) 107
My mom was a true farm country democrat. But, I remember her saying/yelling at me around 14yo, "We don't f'n kill babies in this house, Keep it in your pants or cover it up. If you're a big enough man to knock a girl up, then you're a big enough man to raise it. Pregnancy is 100% preventable"
She had such a way with words... Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (pWrfh) 108
I look forward to hearing about how being anti-abortion is a political loser because everyone under 40 is in favor of it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (vMCab) I think that this bill will could make people more conservative. Lot moms or lot more ladies being careful about not getting pregnant from assholes. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (hwhW9) 109
I remember some years back that Playboy did a poll and found that guys that did pron were more supportive of women's rights.
The truth? They were more supportive of ABORTION. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Miklos Lindell, the MyBride Guy at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (QzkSJ) 111
71 Roberts is just like Souter.
============ Time for a suspicious new look at all people from Indiana? Posted by: Mike Pence at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (ggASZ) 112
People here are always socking me and I don't mean in my immense belly.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (w5raC) 113
Agreed, It's like we've seen half the word look at human life and say "Meh... it's just a clump of cells, but what do we do about the polar bears?""
Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:29 PM (pWrfh) Not wanting government intrusion on the issue is understandable, even if they have to skirt the issue of murder in order to do so, but their quasi-mystical reverence for it is just bizarre. They've taken it from safe and rare, a necessary evil, to a pagan rite in the last decade. Posted by: mea culpa at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (IwoEt) 114
Is it wrong to be thinking of bats already?
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:14 PM *recalls bat in my living room the other day* *narrows eyes* Yes. It's too early. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (m+jkK) 115
One of the best things Tuckersaid on a recent show is that the shriekers about "democr(atocr)acy!!" think 9 unelected judges is "democracy" and the legislation of representatives in Texas ain't.
Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (OaZlZ) 116
Aetius - I suppose that's true - it's not like I invented the term broseidon.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (tov+C) 117
107 My mom was a true farm country democrat. But, I remember her saying/yelling at me around 14yo, "We don't f'n kill babies in this house, Keep it in your pants or cover it up. If you're a big enough man to knock a girl up, then you're a big enough man to raise it. Pregnancy is 100% preventable"
She had such a way with words... Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (pWrfh) Not wrong. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (csEWM) 118
If parents don't have the right to bash in the brains of their newborns with a rock, the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Bernie and Pocahontas at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (aAP3z) 119
It 'could' be someone new who just accidently chose the same nic. It could happen. The more esoteric or specific you get, the less likely.
But how many people want to be Broseidon, king of the Brocean? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (KZzsI) 120
100 95 Hey, Insom!!! How you doing?
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (6Je/Q) Yo! I'm hanging in there. How are you? Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (II3Gr) Good, bro.... still running free for the time being, unreconstructed... I think I piss off some people I encounter though, by my mere existence... Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (6Je/Q) Posted by: The Villages at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (Xrfse) 122
Any sperm cell coming within sight of Jenn Rubin would explode into a tiny flame. Why she have the right to comment about abortion.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (cSyAR) 123
My mom was a true farm country democrat. But, I remember her saying/yelling at me around 14yo, "We don't f'n kill babies in this house, Keep it in your pants or cover it up. If you're a big enough man to knock a girl up, then you're a big enough man to raise it. Pregnancy is 100% preventable"
She had such a way with words... My mom too. Verbatim. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (AiZBA) 124
Wait, this means 13 year old Boopsie can still get an abortion, but Boopsie's parents can now sue the abortionist into penury?
Gosh, nothing like threat of poverty to get someone to sit up and take bit more notice. *note, I admit I do not know if TX allows minor children to get an abortion without parental consent. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (KBjDG) 125
Just as a general rule if I post something not brilliant it was the person socking me. That's a solid heuristic.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (tov+C) The arrogance of a Jeopardy champion. Posted by: buzzion *come hither glare/glance* Posted by: Dr. Joyce Brothers at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (QzkSJ) 126
116 Aetius - I suppose that's true - it's not like I invented the term broseidon.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (tov+C) I'm pretty sure you did invent the 'Lord of the Brocean' title Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (XvPQV) 127
>>> 90
..... I know why, pretty much, but when you get into why -- well, they don't want that conversation, because contrary to their arguments, the vast majority of terminated pregnancies are not due to rape. Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 12:34 PM (bDqIh) ...and I bet PP is very concerned about making sure those cases are genuinely the woman's choice, and not the bio father trying to conceal the evidence of his crime. (do I really need a sarc tag?) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (ACi07) 128
98 ...Note how we have not had anyone socking Masturbating Pete?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM) I ain't touching his socks with a ten foot pole. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (ynpvh) 129
Center for Medicare studies looked at all COVID ICU visit.
In March 78% of deaths had codes for Obesity and Diabetes as comorbidities. We are being sold a bill of goods! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (yrol0) 130
I think the proper thing to do is leave, let people get tired of the new broseidon, then return as broseidon classic. It's all about how you market yourself
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (tov+C) 131
hwhW9 isn't me. I don't know why someone socks me and then says nothing controversial or funny, but whatevs.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (tov+C) Bruh, you can act ignorant of the fact we've bumped into each other sometimes in the gainz threads, but we have. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (hwhW9) Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (pWrfh) 133
My uncle once asked his pro-abortion son in law if his wife should have been aborted instead of born and adopted by my uncle and aunt. It may not have changed his mind, but he never talked about it around my uncle again.
Posted by: huerfano at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (MzKgG) 134
I'm thinking Tucker reads the site, including the comments, because his story ideas appear here first.
Seriously? Tucker is an Ace plagiarist? Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (ggASZ) 135
41 Broseiden, you can't be serious. It is exactly the construction of the law that gives it staying power and introduces a critical reassessment of the viability standard the Courts have fastidiously avoided. The Texas GOP gets a gold star for this one.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (oWBc3) What's good is that this, and Constitutional carry, will secure their election victories and allow them to continue to be fiscal Leftists. Why do badly needed things like property tax reform when you can point to the red-meat issues like these and say "SEE? Look what I did!!!" (Yes, I am very cynical.) Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (ITrC8) 136
I just want to say, it doesn't take long for a woman to know she is pregnant. At least those not in denial.
Posted by: Infidel at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (Kx3kq) 137
I could be wrong but I thought it was Masturbatin' Pete, with a dropped g?
Not that I was intending to sock him or anything. Oh no, never crossed my mind. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (Bmy3R) 138
Note how we have not had anyone socking Masturbating Pete?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM) It's a very crusty sock. Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (II3Gr) 139
I find it remarkable that so-called doctors would push birth control at this point, not before. Since most progressives assume that we cannot control our animal urges to rut whenever and however we like, you would think they would have pushed this sooner.
I, OTOH, continue to believe that having sex with your legally married spouse and assuming that if and when you get pregnant, you will have a larger family, don't partake in any of this horseshit. Funny how that works. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (okGHj) 140
I look forward to hearing about how being anti-abortion is a political loser because everyone under 40 is in favor of it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (vMCab) The worst-case scenario for the abortion lobby is not that TX turns into Handmaid's Tale, but that this turns into a big 'meh' for TX. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (mdjgu) 141
I don't really buy into the argument that only those with a direct personal stake in a policy debate (be it abortion, war, etc.) are permitted to weigh in on it.
Everyone has a stake in protecting the innocent and helpless. Everyone. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (KZzsI) 142
She had such a way with words...
Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:36 PM (pWrfh) Hope she never tires of being right. Posted by: BignJames at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (AwYPR) 143
ABSOLUTE WORST: Abortion providers in Texas celebrate the "race" to kill as many babies as possible before the fetal heartbeat law took effect
- Reminds me of the beheading competitions the Japanese held during the Rape of Nanking. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (d9FiS) 144
For some...the worst thing you find overseas is yourself.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (w6btn) 145
Good, bro.... still running free for the time being, unreconstructed... I think I piss off some people I encounter though, by my mere existence...
Posted by: kraken at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (6Je/Q) As to that last sentence, I feel the same way a good bit. Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at September 03, 2021 12:41 PM (II3Gr) 146
My motto is spank, wank, and yank it oh and pay for your friend's daughter's abortion.
Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at September 03, 2021 12:41 PM (w5raC) 147
134 I'm thinking Tucker reads the site, including the comments, because his story ideas appear here first.
Seriously? Tucker is an Ace plagiarist? Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (ggASZ) To be fair, stealing ideas could also just be like minds. ace usually picks the burning issues of the day. We come here because he has that twisted sense of humor and flair for language. If Tucker does a kaboom or Paul Anka night or decides to try to make snizz a thing, I'll agree. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:41 PM (csEWM) 148
What's good is that this, and Constitutional carry, will secure their election victories and allow them to continue to be fiscal Leftists. Why do badly needed things like property tax reform when you can point to the red-meat issues like these and say "SEE? Look what I did!!!" (Yes, I am very cynical.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2021 12:39 PM (ITrC Yeah, I don't see Abbot as a serious conservative. I don't see property tax reform happening in Texas. That's our main gig there since we don't do income. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:41 PM (hwhW9) 149
124 Wait, this means 13 year old Boopsie can still get an abortion, but Boopsie's parents can now sue the abortionist into penury?
Gosh, nothing like threat of poverty to get someone to sit up and take bit more notice. *note, I admit I do not know if TX allows minor children to get an abortion without parental consent. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 03, 2021 12:37 PM (KBjDG) If you've seen the Project Veritas videos, legal has nothing to do with it for PP. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:41 PM (ynpvh) 150
97 Lets expand abortion rights to the elderly. TThe rule ought to be: Anyone younger than one can be aborted and anyone older than 75 can be aborted, but let's zealously protect all the people in between. For now. Pending reassessment.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Singer at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (ggASZ) Why stop at 75? Posted by: Logan's Run at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ITrC8) 151
Jobs report a disaster especially for blacks - but keep voting Dem yo. Biden blames, the vid, of course.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (oWBc3) 152
>>> hwhW9 isn't me. I don't know why someone socks me and then says nothing controversial or funny, but whatevs.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:32 PM (tov+C) Would you happen to be in Australia? I know you're not, just thinking about the reports that the government was given the permission to modify social interaction of their peasants. Socking regulars is why people started putting hashes in their sig. The failure mechanism of that would simply come from someone socking you and putting their hash in their sig. Trying to find an unbreakable system but Godel says we're screwed. Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (2xiYd) 153
I am a longtime Republican gadfly supporter of many traditional values and a living Constitution and gold bars in secret bank accounts.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, who likes to get to the bottom of things at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ggASZ) 154
Tucker should do a segment every week on a RINO senator who needs to go. It's a target rich environment and an easy story to write, it's easy content. Your welcome, Tucker!
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (4nBd7) 155
CNN
More than 80% of Americans 16 and older have some level of immunity against the coronavirus, mostly through vaccination, a survey of blood donations indicates. The actual number is 83%. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (yrol0) 156
Abortion providers in Texas celebrate the "race" to kill as many babies as possible before the fetal heartbeat law took effect
___ Sometimes, it's difficult to imagine that most of humanity will spend eternity away from God. Then I read stuff like this and think it's a perfect punishment. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (EKULy) 157
Is the US really even a country anymore, though?
Posted by: Crew Cut at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (CdWT8) Posted by: BurtTC at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (J2mp4) 159
I find it remarkable that so-called doctors would push birth control at this point, not before.
Yeah that is... baffling to me. Every doctor should be telling every young person 1: keep it in your pants/keep your knees together 2: If you are too stupid and weak willed to do so, use birth control every single time Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (KZzsI) 160
So, if a man can't have an opinion on abortion, then why is ol' Biden chiming in? And if he can't have an opinion on abortion because he can't get pregnant, then women who are menopausal probably can't have an opinion either, so that leaves out the rest of Congress, as far as I can see, not to mention the Supreme Court.
So, who is left to say we have to have abortions? Nobody with any power or ability to pass laws about it, apparently. So, no more abortion, thank you. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (okGHj) 161
It IS a weird law and it might not work forever, but it's mostly working today and that's better than not working ever when the lives of babies are at stake.
The big anti-Roe case is the Mississippi law (15 weeks) and I am sort of hopeful that the Texas law nudges the good old Overton Window so the SCOTUS squishes can now consider the Mississippi law more along the lines of the "moderate middle ground" position. Posted by: Match Checksout at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (dYe5S) 162
129 Center for Medicare studies looked at all COVID ICU visit.
In March 78% of deaths had codes for Obesity and Diabetes as comorbidities. We are being sold a bill of goods! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:38 PM (yrol0) And I bet a good percentage of those had BOTH comorbidities. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (ynpvh) 163
153 I am a longtime Republican gadfly supporter of many traditional values and a living Constitution and gold bars in secret bank accounts.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, who likes to get to the bottom of things at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ggASZ) You forgot: -I'll have hearings! -*do absolutely nothing substantive* Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (csEWM) 164
155 So, we are done here right CNN?
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (uUDKV) 165
OT:
So I was wondering when/if China decides to annex Australia, how will Biden blame Trump for it? Posted by: Jmel at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (bVhJi) 166
Every time I hear commentators whine about private right of action in the TX abortion bill, I think of Bush 41's ADA, which created an entire industry of lawyers who'd hop in wheelchairs, find some restaurant leasing space in a 50 or 100 year old building, bump into their too-narrow bathroom door frame a couple times, and then sue the restaurant into penury.
Posted by: JEM at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (8erNz) 167
If Tucker does a kaboom or Paul Anka night or decides to try to make snizz a thing, I'll agree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Or shows up without pants Posted by: *Ahem* says Miklos at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (QzkSJ) 168
I've never understood this argument. If you're in favor of not killing someone, you have to support a uber generous welfare state.
Total non logical argument. Posted by: MJ at September 03, 2021 12:27 PM (zwDuR A lefty in my life claimed that Crisis Pregnancy Centers don't care about the babies after they're born, I pointed out that CPC's are all about taking care of mothers and their babies. She didn't want to hear that and boy, did I get blasted. Posted by: Emmie at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (6RgRK) 169
Is the US really even a country anymore, though?
Not since 2020. We haven't been a republic for years before that, at the latest 2012. But with the Biden steal, we're no longer a single united country. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI) 170
Speaking of death . . .
Forbes @Forbes · 19h Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds - I guess they're coming in at 200%. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (d9FiS) 171
165 Not like they would have much trouble. Just walk in while the Aussies are all locked up at home...
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (uUDKV) 172
Has Biden challenged Abbott to fisticuffs?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (cSyAR) 173
Everyone has a stake in protecting the innocent and helpless. Everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (KZzsI) Well if they're liberals, I won't be protecting them. I tried telling them, they ignored me. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (hwhW9) 174
I don't have lefty friends, so that's God's grace in action in my life right there.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (EKULy) 175
97 Lets expand abortion rights to the elderly. TThe rule ought to be: Anyone younger than one can be aborted and anyone older than 75 can be aborted, but let's zealously protect all the people in between. For now. Pending reassessment.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Singer at September 03, 2021 12:35 PM (ggASZ) Why stop at 75? Posted by: Logan's Run at September 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ITrC I know right? Posted by: Fedo the Elder Cuhomo at September 03, 2021 12:45 PM (w5raC) 176
Sadly, "muh principles"!! Is like someone yelling "Slippery slope" from inside the giant snowball that is already rolling down hill at near terminal velocity.
We're screwed. It's going to end in blood, because the other side doesn't believe in rules and our predictable use and reliance on them is just empowering them and weakening us. This is how you get unrestricted war also. One side gets desperate and throws out the geneva convention and before you know it is germ warfare and abombs. Posted by: Mr. Nice Guy trying to negotiate with Ghengis Khan at September 03, 2021 12:45 PM (N3JKU) 177
Immortality really would be tiresome
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:45 PM (uUDKV) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2021 12:45 PM (6FeV1) 179
>>> 170 Speaking of death . . .
Forbes @Forbes 19h Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds - I guess they're coming in at 200%. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (d9FiS) Nonsense. Everyone lives only twice. Posted by: Bond. James Bond. at September 03, 2021 12:45 PM (ACi07) 180
>>@Forbes
Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds Hello, IT'S SUICIDE Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (bDqIh) 181
I was in Kroger the other night looking for disposable masks (I have to provide them for my employees as it is a site requirement.)
Was walking down the aisle with the condoms and saw 'Plan B' pill. One left. Empty racks beside it. It was unutterably sad. I was reminded of the sad short story by Hemingway: 'For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.' Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (csEWM) 182
143 ABSOLUTE WORST: Abortion providers in Texas celebrate the "race" to kill as many babies as possible before the fetal heartbeat law took effect
- Reminds me of the beheading competitions the Japanese held during the Rape of Nanking. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 12:40 PM (d9FiS) Amongst the plethora of other evil they did there. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (ynpvh) 183
Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds
___ So, they're 200% guaranteed to die? These people aren't only demonic, they're stupid as sin. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (EKULy) 184
Don't you just love when people like us f**k things up beyond all possible recognition and then announce "we're all in this together!"
Posted by: Bernie and Pocahontas at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (aAP3z) 185
If women get to abort, or legally abandon in every state....after birth has occurred, men have no moral obligation whatsoever.
Fuck their legal and moral responsibilities. Equal irresponsibility under the law. Fuck em. Posted by: Crew Cut at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (CdWT8) 186
Another idea for Tucker : It's no longer the Democrat Party it's the Projection Party, especially when it comes to racism, look at their history.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (4nBd7) 187
This hasn't been a single country for some time. I look at least a third of the country as hated foreigners, and a good portion of the rest as people I could simply do without. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (9sVFt) 188
Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds
I thought everyone dies. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (EKULy) 190
So I was wondering when/if China decides to annex Australia, how will Biden blame Trump for it?
Posted by: Jmel at September 03, 2021 12:43 PM (bVhJi) --- With words and sentences. It's all they need. You follow up the word "Trump's" with "fault"? And that's a signal to the arm of the Democratic Party called "media" to start spinning that take. Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (OaZlZ) 191
(van with wheelchair ramp rolls up to drive-thru)
"Welcome to Cardiac Burger. Can I take your order?" "Yeah, I'd like a triple Cardiac Burger, a Homer Bucket of fries, and a 2-liter strawberry shake." "Would you like that in a car tray? Comes with a free side of diabetes!" "Sure!!!" Posted by: JEM at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (8erNz) 192
>>> 183 Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds
___ So, they're 200% guaranteed to die? These people aren't only demonic, they're stupid as sin. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (EKULy) "Satan's Retards" TM Backwards Boy Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (ACi07) Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (EKULy) 194
Speaking of feminists, I can barely hear myself think with all their screaming about the imposition of Sharia law on women in Afghanistan.
Don't believe me? Will listen. *cricket chirps* See. See. I can't get a lick of sleep. Posted by: Beartooth at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (UVMn8) 195
Everyone has a 100% chance of dying, yes?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (ZvV0R) 196
Texas property tax law will never change because of the high school football complex which encompasses band, flag girls, stadiums, training rooms. It infects even the smallest schools. School itself doesn't matter anymore.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (oWBc3) 197
I thought everyone dies.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR) Only the Pheonix escapes Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (hwhW9) 198
How's my hair, bitches?
Posted by: Not Tucker Carlson at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (zwDuR) 199
Pro-life started losing the argument the second they went along with calling abortion health care. Accepting the premise was the first mistake.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Clqt) 200
I'm sure only the best doctors with no debt or legal or marital or Turbo Porsche problems are wrapped up in the abortion industrial complex.
Posted by: klaftern at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (r4sI4) 201
Christopher R.... You got that right.
Posted by: Crew Cut at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (CdWT8) Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (EKULy) 203
Its time to stop pushing the fantasy that maybe he's being blackmailed. Nope.
========================= I don't think he is, outright. I think he's like the rest of D.C.: They all, regardless of branch of government or level of achievement, want to be invited to the best parties (Were you at Epstein's place last night? OFF the chain, man), the coolest clubs, the most exclusive day care and schools for your kids. It's an infection that DC outsider's don't understand. Remember: Politics is Hollywood for ugly people: This is their chance to sit at the cool kids table. And, besides $$s, this is all they care about. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Fj9P) 204
World to End Tomorrow, Transgenders Hardest Hit
NY Times Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (uUDKV) 205
Sorry, James.
Most of us will die only once. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (EKULy) https://tinyurl.com/9k7n7vv2 Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (csEWM) 206
True the Vote has thus far developed precise patterns of life for 242 suspected ballot traffickers in Georgia and 202 traffickers in Arizona!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (yrol0) 207
I thought everyone dies.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (cSyAR) Trans people die twice Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (6FeV1) 208
>>> Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds
- I guess they're coming in at 200%. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 12:44 PM (d9FiS) People who have changed their sex have a 0% chance of dying, ever. Same for mermaids, leprechauns, and unicorns. Their chance of dying is exactly equal to their chance of existing. Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (2xiYd) Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (DpkTQ) 210
Lawfare is a beeyotch when it's turned against you.
Here's a piece of smart lawyering in the drafting. Now when some good Texas private citizen sues the gazingas off an abortion clinic or provider, and the case goes up to the Supremes, the use of the law might be struck down as unconstitutional. But until then there are going to be a whole bunch of abortion providers in Texas who may hold off--for fear of being turned into a cake baker or florist shop. Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (cn6vO) 211
184 Don't you just love when people like us f**k things up beyond all possible recognition and then announce "we're all in this together!"
Posted by: Bernie and Pocahontas at September 03, 2021 12:46 PM (aAP3z) Well, if they're poking holes in the life raft, then yes. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (ynpvh) 212
Remember: Politics is Hollywood for ugly people: This is their chance to sit at the cool kids table.
And, besides $$s, this is all they care about. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Fj9P) This is right, I think. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (csEWM) 213
This type of law is already rife in our legal codes, and deployed exclusively against the right, against traditionalists.
-------------- Ace's point that this really isn't a new concept is missed/ignored by most pundits. The ACLU got rich this way. Posted by: zmdavid at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (xqRaG) 214
Everybody hurts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (kXUuT) 215
Dora Kass, MD:
"Women in your forties...there is a STRONG likelihood your periods will end sometime in the next decade... You need to prepare for this NOW!" Posted by: kallisto at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (DJFLF) 216
Amongst the plethora of other evil they did there.
"Only white people commit war crimes!" --Actual quote I read from a college student Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI) 217
189 Nonsense. Everyone lives only twice.
___ Sorry, James. Most of us will die only once. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:47 PM (EKULy) Makes me think of Lazarus...did he die twice? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (ynpvh) 218
TheLeft doesn't need consistency. Whatever they say THIS MOMENT becomes the official line. Everything else is misinformation....
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (uUDKV) 219
When does the statute of limitations run out on Robert's illegal adoptions?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (yQpMk) 220
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats. I mentioned there is another solution, which is to move, but she rejected that as too extreme.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (ggASZ) 221
Trannys die twice it is true. Once as a man and once as a woman OR once as a woman and once as a man.
It all makes perfect sense. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (w5raC) 222
I think the Texas GOP has shown that they're unserious about this issue by creating this flaw of enjoinment.
I dunno. I'm kinda torn on this, on the one hand it seems like a cheap stunt to appear to fight against abortion, but make sure the government has no part of it. After all how many people can afford a 7 year lawsuit with Planned Parenthood? On the other hand, they made it pretty tough to overturn or stop, because its not a government imposition but individual people filing lawsuits, so its likely more durable a law. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI) ======================= I imagine a lot of ministers will be able to get supporters in their congregations to finance a lawyer for a civil suit. Maybe even make it a separate charity. "Stop the Baby Killers, Inc." Posted by: rd at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (Z32m1) 223
Most of us will die only once.
Posted by: SMH "The brave die but once....the coward dies a thousand deaths" Posted by: as recalled by Miklos at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (QzkSJ) 224
"Immortality would really be tiresome." You're telling me!
Posted by: Phil Connors at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (oWBc3) 225
Makes me think of Lazarus...did he die twice?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (ynpvh) Once. He's the Wandering Jew. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (yQpMk) 226
Not killing black babies is white supremacy!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (r+sAi) 227
Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds
Strange language aside you'd think it would give people cause to think carefully about the best ways to help mentally ill people. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (cSyAR) 228
Trans people die twice
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2021 12:49 PM (6FeV1) ------------ Statistics proves this. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 12:52 PM (ggASZ) 229
Thanks, Aetius451AD!
Loved this: "As we have said, it is exactly this backdoor, this sense of having a retreat behind us, that is, to our minds, the sterilizing spirit in modern pleasure. Everywhere there is the persistent and insane attempt to obtain pleasure without paying for it. Thus, in politics, the modern Jingoes practically say, 'Let us have the pleasures of conquerors without the pains of soldiers: let us sit on sofas and be a hardy race.'" Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:52 PM (EKULy) 230
216 Amongst the plethora of other evil they did there.
"Only white people commit war crimes!" --Actual quote I read from a college student Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI) Ah. Mao was white. Idi Amin was white. Pol Pot was white... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:52 PM (ynpvh) 231
It would be nice if this law got rid of a bunch of lefties. They should move to a state that is more in line with their thinking. But I know this is against their principles of trying to force everyone else to bend to their wishes.
At the very least they should be reminded that if someone really wants an abortion, she can go to another state. Texas doesn't restrict her citizens from travelling outside the state. Posted by: abbynormal at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (Xpj5t) 232
He's the Wandering Jew.
I thought that was the soldier that Christ cursed. I know, Casca, but its highly likely that the Legionnaires who were there were not Roman. By that point the legions were made up mostly of non-Romans, and often were locals. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI) 233
Until they find a Leftist judge in the Federal court
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (iHAxJ) 234
Tree of Life update:
President Trump, Ivanka Trump, her husband Jared Kushner, and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin actually visited the Synagogue shortly after the shooting. Biden did NOT! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (yrol0) 235
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:52 PM (EKULy)
You're welcome. Thought you would appreciate that one. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (csEWM) 236
True the Vote has thus far developed precise patterns of life for 242 suspected ballot traffickers in Georgia and 202 traffickers in Arizona!
Posted by: rhennigantx https://tinyurl.com/6zcm38er Posted by: Sock Monkey * I do not choose to be a common man. It is my right to be uncommon at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (fhf0R) 237
The Japanese committed quite a few war crimes. I guess they are honorary white...
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (uUDKV) 238
Mao was white.
Idi Amin was white. Pol Pot was white... "who??" --College student that knows only history by Noam Chomsky and 1619 project Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI) 239
Running away from pink Nazis is extreme?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (w6btn) 240
Ah. Mao was white. Idi Amin was white. Pol Pot was white... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:52 PM (ynpvh) Mugabe... cracka! Posted by: Inogame at September 03, 2021 12:54 PM (53oGX) 241
"The brave die but once....the coward dies a thousand deaths"
Posted by: as recalled by Miklos ___ We in Christ die twice. Thus, the term, Born Again. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:54 PM (EKULy) 242
>>Transgender People Twice As Likely To Die As Cisgender People, Study Finds
Now wait -- considering they consider their former self "dead" (see: deadnaming = referring to their old self), then this is kinda true? Howver, it's their choice, so who care what the stats are? Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 12:54 PM (bDqIh) 243
I've been told by feminists the fact that pregnancy involves risk to the health of the mother is a strong argument for allowing abortion.
About 700 women a year die in the US related to pregnancy. The clot shots have killed 13,000...so far. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 12:54 PM (DpkTQ) 244
Amongst the plethora of other evil they did there.
"Only white people commit war crimes!" --Actual quote I read from a college student Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI) Ask them if they ever heard of Nanking China? Or the Tokoyo War Crime Trials? Unless Asian Americans are now honorary honkies? Posted by: rd at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (Z32m1) 245
232 He's the Wandering Jew.
I thought that was the soldier that Christ cursed. I know, Casca, but its highly likely that the Legionnaires who were there were not Roman. By that point the legions were made up mostly of non-Romans, and often were locals. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI) There's also the kid that Elisha brought back from the dead. Died twice, I would assume, but I suppose cancelled out by Elijah going up to heaven in a whirlwind of fire and NOT dying. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (ynpvh) 246
Roberts puts the sanctity of SCOTUS before all else. He's so afraid of court packing that he neuters SCOTUS when he believes he has to.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (ZHVt1) 247
Also, one of my favorite bits:
And he that's fairly out of both Of all the world is blest. He lives as in the golden age, When all things made were common; He takes his pipe, he takes his glass, He fears no man or woman.' This is a perfectly possible, rational and manly position. But what have lovers to do with ridiculous affectations of fearing no man or woman? They know that in the turning of a hand the whole cosmic engine to the remotest star may become an instrument of music or an instrument of torture. They hear a song older than Suckling's, that has survived a hundred philosophies. 'Who is this that looketh out of the window, fair as the sun, clear as the moon, terrible as an army with banners?' I am a big old softy. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (csEWM) 248
>>> My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats. I mentioned there is another solution, which is to move, but she rejected that as too extreme.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (ggASZ) Your dem neighbors have a solution to this problem too. Of a more final nature. Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (2xiYd) 249
Now wait -- considering they consider their former self "dead" (see: deadnaming = referring to their old self), then this is kinda true?
Howver, it's their choice, so who care what the stats are? Posted by: Lizzy ___ It's a satanic image of the Christian being born again. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (EKULy) 250
243 I've been told by feminists the fact that pregnancy involves risk to the health of the mother is a strong argument for allowing abortion.
About 700 women a year die in the US related to pregnancy. The clot shots have killed 13,000...so far. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 12:54 PM (DpkTQ) It used to be about 12 to 1 Blacks vs. Whites. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (yrol0) 251
I die every leg day
Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:55 PM (hwhW9) 252
Posted by: Mr. Nice Guy trying to negotiate with Ghengis Khan at September 03, 2021 12:45 PM (N3JKU)
--- It's much worse. The Woke actually believe that just by looking for the common ground of mutually agreeable terms, that they are supporting the nefarious infrastructure they hate. They are influenced by Foucault's premise that language *only* structures power. And they become complicit simply by using terms you can agree with--because you agreed to them, it must be part of your power game! Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (OaZlZ) 253
When does the statute of limitations run out on Robert's illegal adoptions?
Much sooner I imagine that the statute of limitations of the various things he did on Epstein Island. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (DpkTQ) 254
Apple DELAYS the roll-out of plan to scan iPhones for child abuse images, after furious backlash
Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (X5CsJ) 255
@tomselliott
My kids' school, @ICSMadrid, bravely waited until the week before classes start to announce they're keeping their anti-science, child-abusing mask mandate in place. I'm ... not pleased. See letter he wrote to the school: https://tinyurl.com/ye2vvxx4 4m Update: My kids' school's principal just emailed me to say they're not allowed to attend school Monday due to my opposition to the school's anti-science, child-abusing mask mandate. School letter he rec'd at link. Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cF8AT) 256
Only white people commit war crimes!"
--Actual quote I read from a college student Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI) I suppose Rwanda doesn't count somehow. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cSyAR) 257
3 Somebody told me Tucker flat out called Lindsey Graham a "moderate Democrat" this week.
Two people at Fox can say practically whatever they want: Tucker and the new King of Late-night, Greg Gutfeld. Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (OaZlZ) ******* Some honorable mentions include Hannity Laura Ingraham, Pete Hegseth, Will Cain, Mark Levin, Rachel Campos Duffy, Emily Campagno, Jesse Watters, Mark Levin, Kayleigh McEnany, Judge Jeanine, Harris Faulkner, Steve Hilton,... and then there's all of the contributors like Tammy Bruce, Tomi Lahren, Katie Pahvlech etc. They all seem to be unchained Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (NpAcC) 258
The bro pantheon grows larger.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (tov+C) 259
Ask them if they ever heard of Nanking China?
Or the Tokoyo War Crime Trials? Unless Asian Americans are now honorary honkies? Don't forget Rwanda and any other ten thousand African brawls. Posted by: JEM at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (8erNz) 260
The best part of Tucker's rant was Toobin's support of abortion from the whacker who impregnated his coworker's daughter and tried to force her to get an abortion.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: non-cannibalistic DJ Miklos at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (QzkSJ) 262
I hate that "normal" has been recast as "cisgender".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (KZzsI) 263
>.It's a satanic image of the Christian being born again.
YES. The whole thing is evil, SMH, on that we agree!! Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (bDqIh) 264
Among the histrionics on Twitter was this doctor, who offered the sage medical opinion that now -- and only now -- women who did not seek to become pregnant should avail themselves of birth control to prevent pregnancy, rather than relying on the Plan A of an abortion.
Up the ass or down the gullet, ladies. Otherwise, you have to pay to play. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 12:57 PM (OCTRt) 265
259 Colonialism made them chop each other up with machetes....
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 12:57 PM (uUDKV) 266
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
Remember to say thank you when they give you a blind fold and stand you in front of the brick wall. No reason to be rude! Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 12:57 PM (DpkTQ) 267
A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.
William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/192269-a-coward -dies-a-thousand-times-before-his-death-but Posted by: zmdavid at September 03, 2021 12:57 PM (xqRaG) 268
#256
Mau Mau Posted by: torabora at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (rkBb6) 269
New York Post
@nypost Bill de Blasio hints that he's considering run for governor in 2022 - Today he's destroyed the City, tomorrow the State! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (d9FiS) 270
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
==== Hmmm.... Posted by: runner at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (IF7/S) 271
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats. I mentioned there is another solution, which is to move, but she rejected that as too extreme.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 12:51 PM (ggASZ) ******* For her to take notice, you must be doing something right. Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (NpAcC) 272
The bro pantheon grows larger.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (tov+C) Preach. Posted by: Bropollo at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (6FeV1) 273
Is it now possible people graduate from college more poorly informed than when they entered college?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (cSyAR) 274
Ask them if they ever heard of Nanking China?
Or the Tokoyo War Crime Trials? Its the same kind of people who think only white people ever had Empires. They're idiots but worse, they are fools because they never have bothered to learn the truth. Its okay to be ignorant but don't be belligerent and offensive about it. I blame their parents, their teachers, their professors. These are the ones that kept the facts from these numbskull kids, and pushed lies at them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (KZzsI) 275
Also, Chesterton:
"There are thrilling moments, doubtless, for the spectator, the amateur, and the aesthete; but there is one thrill that is known only to the soldier who fights for his own flag, to the ascetic who starves himself for his own illumination, to the lover who makes finally his own choice." "All around us is the city of small sins, abounding in backways and retreats, but surely, sooner or later, the towering flame will rise from the harbour announcing that the reign of the cowards is over and a man is burning his ships." Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (csEWM) 276
256 Only white people commit war crimes!"
--Actual quote I read from a college student Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI) I suppose Rwanda doesn't count somehow. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cSyAR) South African White Farmer rate this statement as WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (yrol0) 277
Tree of Life update:
President Trump, Ivanka Trump, her husband Jared Kushner, and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin actually visited the Synagogue shortly after the shooting. Biden did NOT! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 12:53 PM (yrol0) That proves it! It is all a Jewish Plot! They are out to get me. Posted by: Joey Biden ranting to his diaper attendant at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (Z32m1) Posted by: still non-cannibalistic DJ Miklos at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (QzkSJ) 279
"Apple DELAYS the roll-out of plan to scan iPhones for child abuse images, after furious backlash "
Thing is, it aint the child abuse images everyone is against looking for, it's that their drunken nude pics are none of Apple's business. Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (pWrfh) Posted by: Brostopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (KZzsI) 281
lol Lizzy.
Once you realize that Stan runs this world, all the atrocities we all have been witnessing make perfect sense. But even he works at the behest of the Lord. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (EKULy) 282
The bro pantheon grows larger.
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (tov+C) A bro is reborn after every set of bicep curls. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 12:59 PM (hwhW9) 283
What they might do -- and I bet this is what they will do -- is wait for a private cause of action against an abortionist and then stay that lawsuit until the law can be fully litigated.
I assume there will be a test case where the parties are all pro-choice in the near future. That's how Lawrence reportedly was done. It was rigged. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (QU5/8) 284
I haven't checked DOCTOR Dora Kass's timeline, but I'm betting someone tweeted at her that they would like to subscribe to her newsletter, lol
Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (DJFLF) 285
Somebody told me Tucker flat out called Lindsey Graham a "moderate Democrat" this week.
Two people at Fox can say practically whatever they want: Tucker and the new King of Late-night, Greg Gutfeld. Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2021 12:24 PM (OaZlZ) ******* Some honorable mentions include Hannity Laura Ingraham, Pete Hegseth, Will Cain, Mark Levin, Rachel Campos Duffy, Emily Campagno, Jesse Watters, Mark Levin, Kayleigh McEnany, Judge Jeanine, Harris Faulkner, Steve Hilton,... and then there's all of the contributors like Tammy Bruce, Tomi Lahren, Katie Pahvlech etc. They all seem to be unchained Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (NpAcC) There is, however, a forbidden phrase. One that nobody at FOX can utter, under penalty of banishment into the outer darkness: "The 2020 Election was stolen." Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (mdjgu) 286
Tamerlane, Mongol/Central European by ethnicity, was famous for building skull piles of his enemies.
But since he's not white that was just, uh, part of his culture. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (DpkTQ) 287
it's that their drunken nude pics are none of Apple's business.
We already laugh about all of those. Apple Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (uUDKV) 288
Babylon Bee : Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (4nBd7) 289
Pro-life started losing the argument the second they went along with calling abortion health care. Accepting the premise was the first mistake.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Clqt) Yep. Built on the easily disproven fallacy that giving birth in the US is somehow extremely dangerous. Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (Ed8Zd) 290
I feel kinda bad for Beth Mandell. She hitched her wagon to an up-and-comer who turned into a cucked-out, tucked-under wet fart.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (3p5uk) 291
Apple DELAYS the roll-out of plan to scan iPhones for child abuse images, after furious backlash
Yeah, nice spin. The reason people are angry and oppose this is that they don't trust Apple to just scan for child porn, but scan their phone for everything and report that to the government on command. Posted by: Brostopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI) 292
Great so 4 votes are a given and we need all 5 to go our way decision time and all we have as an indicator that it will be so is that they followed standard procedures that even Roberts [spit] conceded.
G-d willing this passes. And the liberals move the fuck out of Texas. Then we do Florida next. And then every single other Red state. Posted by: havel at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (kDixJ) 293
Girls can be Bros too!!@!!??!!
Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (DJFLF) 294
274 Ask them if they ever heard of Nanking China?
Or the Tokoyo War Crime Trials? Its the same kind of people who think only white people ever had Empires. They're idiots but worse, they are fools because they never have bothered to learn the truth. Its okay to be ignorant but don't be belligerent and offensive about it. I blame their parents, their teachers, their professors. These are the ones that kept the facts from these numbskull kids, and pushed lies at them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (KZzsI) Don't forget that honky Muhammed. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (ynpvh) 295
Having traveled the world several times, I've observed that everywhere Islam or Roman Catholicism reigns, destruction follows. All their countries are basket cases.
France included. "Oh, Bush appointee John Roberts joined the liberals. Of course." There are zero protestants on the SCOTUS. Biden is a "devout" Roman Catholic. The Roman Catholic Pope is a communist. We are importing South American and Central American Roman Catholics and Mideast Muslims as fast as we can. Catholic Charities is making millions under government contract distributing these "refugees" throughout the US. America will become Venezuela. Posted by: Dan at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (+NG5U) 296
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
Simple answer: No. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (OCTRt) 297
288 Babylon Bee : Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (4nBd7) ha Posted by: rhennigantx at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (yrol0) 298
Are they aware that anyone attempting to develop his own land can be sued for a host of claimed environmental offenses?
Did they notice that bakers can be sued and harassed (by a state agency with a virtually unlimited budget) if they refuse to bake a "Gender Transition Cake" for a serial stalker? Did they notice that employers can be sued for not hiring enough minorities, or firing too many minorities during a downsizing? This type of law is already rife in our legal codes, and deployed exclusively against the right, against traditionalists. They never argue against those laws. Their "libertarianism" only comes to the fore when someone on the right wants to use the left's tactics against the left. ++++ Oh, you noticed that? That double standard's kinda funny, no? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (3p5uk) 299
plenty of bros.
Posted by: jimbro (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (ynpvh) 300
I've been offline for a bit, but I can't believe no other morons found the morning rant ashtray to be smoking hot.
Posted by: Downcast at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (xjbxI) 301
"Happy wife, happy life"!
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (IF7/S) 302
Are we having an "I am Brotacus" moment?
Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (2xiYd) 303
Can someone give an example of "private actors" that would have standing to sue?
Posted by: blondelion at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (XVTvJ) 304
I imagine a lot of ministers will be able to get supporters in their congregations to finance a lawyer for a civil suit. Maybe even make it a separate charity. "Stop the Baby Killers, Inc."
== Just remember unrestricted warfare. You live in a blue state, you maybe get a law that lets private actors sue you for not using the right pronouns. The left is already using lawfare against us tho. So, we're well down the road to hell. Might as well turn it into a complete cluster fark. Inflict pain just for the sake of inflicting it, or just quietly go down forever, while they kill babies and steal our birthright? Its not fighting to win, its fighting to hurt. But, we're cornered aren't we. What do you do when your cornered? Posted by: Mr. Nice Guy trying to negotiate with Ghengis Khan at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (wRT7A) 305
That's how Lawrence reportedly was done. It was rigged.
The Obama administration, remember, was infamous for setting up lawsuits by activists, then "settling" with them out of court. Basically creating precedent for policy in that agency and paying off allies out of the public treasury. Posted by: Brostopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (KZzsI) 306
>>There are zero protestants on the SCOTUS. Biden is a "devout" Roman Catholic. The Roman Catholic Pope is a communist.
Pretty sure Gorsuch is Episopalian? Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (bDqIh) 307
296 My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
Simple answer: No. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (OCTRt) You're a gentleman. I'm sure you could agree to have them all humanely euthanized. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (QU5/8) 308
Is it now possible people graduate from college more poorly informed than when they entered college?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 03, 2021 12:58 PM (cSyAR) I think they are more ignorant the the seven seniors that did not graduate with my high school class. Posted by: rd at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (Z32m1) 309
Girls can be Bros too!!@!!??!!
Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (DJFLF) Bruh, you're good. A bro who turns away a Bro-lina is no Bro at all. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (hwhW9) 310
If you ban abortion, what the hell will Hollywood do with the teenagers it knocks up?
Do you really think your average Disney producer is ready to father a kid when he is already so busy f*cking the ones on set? Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (DpkTQ) 311
Accepting the premise was the first mistake.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Clqt) ___ Some of us never called baby-killing 'health care'. That's a lie from the pit of hell if there ever was one. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (EKULy) 312
The bill is designed to put gun and ammo makers out of business.
This is a manifestation of the Left's passive agressive tactics. The Constitution prevents the feds from requiring social ostracism or destruction but private actors can be required or encouraged to do so their behalf. The question you need to answer is how will this approach be constructed to work only against the enemies of the Left. Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (b+v9B) Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (bDqIh) 314
ZeroHedge says the NY Fed is suspending its highly regarded forecasting model for GDP, called "NowCast".
Inflation, the recent earth-shattering drop in consumer confidence, the lousy jobs report and the market's addiction to Government money-printing are making GDP .... difficult to prop up. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (ggASZ) 315
Chris Plante reports we're sending $300 Millyeon to Tajikistan to help them secure their southern border.
How you like them apples? Posted by: Golfman at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (hOMhY) 316
But what about the female representation? Do we need a Shephaestus or Hermes? Wait, that second one....
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (tov+C) 317
Posted by: Dan at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (+NG5U)
I just threw some broly water at your post Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (DJFLF) 318
This leggy blonde in a tight red dress who's enjoying her time above an idyllic seaside village appreciates this ruling, but knows that since the door to a cop-out reversal was left open, it will certainly be walked through:
https://is.gd/ORKWWp Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (3p5uk) 319
I'll bro with it....
Posted by: Zombie Brobbo the Llama Butcher at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (dfRN6) 320
293 Girls can be Bros too!!@!!??!!
Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (DJFLF) "Girls Just Wanna Have One!" - - Cydni Pauper Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (s2VJv) 321
I AM BROTACUS!
Posted by: Brostopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (KZzsI) 322
There is, however, a forbidden phrase. One that nobody at FOX can utter, under penalty of banishment into the outer darkness:
"The 2020 Election was stolen." Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (mdjgu) *** You're goddamn right Posted by: The Very Fat and Stupid Chris Stirewalt at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (flINI) 323
Update: My kids' school's principal just emailed me to say they're not allowed to attend school Monday due to my opposition to the school's anti-science, child-abusing mask mandate.
School letter he rec'd at link. Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cF8AT) I don't know whether that's a private school, but if it is, it wouldn't surprise me if they waited until after the tuition checks cleared for them to make that announcement. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (mdjgu) Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (csEWM) 325
Bruh
Posted by: Warai-otobro at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (6FeV1) 326
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
Simple answer: No. Posted by: rickb223 ___ I have no issues with being cordial or polite. But come at me and see what happens. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (EKULy) Posted by: runner at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (IF7/S) 328
307 296 My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
Simple answer: No. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (OCTRt) You're a gentleman. I'm sure you could agree to have them all humanely euthanized. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (QU5/ I remember a kid giving a speech on "Youth in Asia", but all he talked about was old people... Posted by: jimbro (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (ynpvh) 329
288 Babylon Bee : Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 01:00 PM (4nBd7) The replies...oy! The left has zero sense of humor. https://tinyurl.com/yzfgeepc Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (cF8AT) 330
Update: My kids' school's principal just emailed me to say they're not allowed to attend school Monday due to my opposition to the school's anti-science, child-abusing mask mandate. School letter he rec'd at link. Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cF8AT) The good news is that Monday is a holiday anyway... Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (Ed8Zd) 331
A bro who turns away a Bro-lina is no Bro at all.
Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (hwhW9) *smoochies* Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (DJFLF) 332
The FNM: remember claiming there were any irregularities with a presidential election is a direct attack on our democracy.
Also the FNM: The 2000, 2004, and 2016 elections were all stolen. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (DpkTQ) 333
Girls can be Bros too!!@!!??!!
Posted by: Bro-kallisto Only after they've signed up for selective service. After all, equality is equality. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (OCTRt) 334
There are zero protestants on the SCOTUS. Biden is a "devout" Roman Catholic. The Roman Catholic Pope is a communist.
What concerns me more is how there are only ivy league justices on the court. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (KZzsI) 335
>>> I've been offline for a bit, but I can't believe no other morons found the morning rant ashtray to be smoking hot.
Posted by: Downcast at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (xjbxI) Yeah, but people always say that kissing an ashtray tastes like kissing a woman that smokes. Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (2xiYd) 336
The bro pantheon grows larger.
Posted by: Broseidon *begins filling out the paperwork and collecting broferences* Posted by: Miklobro at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (QzkSJ) 337
You want to know the one that really gets them? Women that die from legal abortions. Every time they trot out that back alley abortion stuff, I point out that women still die from legal abortion. Leaves them sputtering.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (vMCab) 339
Can Apple scan your iPhone directly? As I see it, they are scanning what users upload to the Apple iCloud. Thus their content is on Apple servers.
Can apple reach out and look at files that remain on your iPhone? IOW, don't upload to the iCloud.... Posted by: Dan at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (+NG5U) 340
But what about the female representation? Do we need a Shephaestus or Hermes? Wait, that second one....
Posted by: Broseidon at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (tov+C) Artemis is always hot and makes the gym more scenic. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (hwhW9) 341
Chris Plante reports we're sending $300 Millyeon to Tajikistan to help them secure their southern border.
How you like them apples? Posted by: Golfman at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (hOMhY) Russians shoulda' blown that bridge on their way out. Posted by: BignJames at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (AwYPR) 342
Update: My kids' school's principal just emailed me to say they're not allowed to attend school Monday due to my opposition to the school's anti-science, child-abusing mask mandate.
School letter he rec'd at link. Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cF8AT) *** Yup Posted by: Labor Day at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (flINI) 343
311 Accepting the premise was the first mistake.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Clqt) ___ Some of us never called baby-killing 'health care'. That's a lie from the pit of hell if there ever was one. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (EKULy) The Germans also had health care for their mentally challenged back in the 1940's... Posted by: jimbro (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (ynpvh) 344
Chris Plante reports we're sending $300 Millyeon to Tajikistan to help them secure their southern border.
How you like them apples? Posted by: Golfman at September 03, 2021 01:03 PM (hOMhY) ++++ Not at all. Them apples are rotten and worm-eaten. Posted by: Bro Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (3p5uk) 345
Making kalbi Korean short ribs this weekend.
And miracles of miracles, Asian pears can be found in my 'lil town in flyover country. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (EKULy) 346
338 Posted by: Dan at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (+NG5U)
Fuck off. Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (vMCab) Stray voltage. Do not think his heart was in it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (csEWM) 347
Posted by: Bro-kallisto at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (DJFLF)
When we gonna hear about your killer gainz? Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (hwhW9) 348
I remember a kid giving a speech on "Youth in Asia", but all he talked about was old people...
Posted by: jimbro Never mind Posted by: Emily-bro Litella at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (EKULy) 350
Russians shoulda' blown that bridge on their way out.
IIRC the Russian commander walked across the bridge as the last man out of the country. When Kabul fell White Feather Milley was getting his toes done, and when the last American flight got out I'm pretty sure he was getting ridden by his favorite corporal. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (DpkTQ) 351
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats
Simple answer: No. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:01 PM (OCTRt) ======================= Throwing Blood on Democrats, and screaming "you murdered thousands of Afghanis and Americans" may be a little excessive. ---This week. Posted by: rd at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (Z32m1) 352
The Germans also had health care for their mentally challenged back in the 1940's
I am surprised nobody on the left has publically pushed for killing the very mentally ill, yet. Its a useful way of eliminating political enemies. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI) 353
Grown step daughter inadvertently snapped a shocking pic to me one night at about 2am. Alcohol was involved of course.
I never mentioned it for months, I didn't think she knew really, until Thanksgiving, when she was staying over to go shopping on Friday. When I asked her if her little blue friend would also be having a sleepover she looked at me in horror. I laughed so hard I almost passed out. Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (pWrfh) 354
333 Girls can be Bros too!!@!!??!!
Posted by: Bro-kallisto Only after they've signed up for selective service. After all, equality is equality. Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (OCTRt) You know, I've wondered about that...if a girl "becomes" a boy, do they have to sign up? Posted by: jimbro (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (ynpvh) 355
Making kalbi Korean short ribs this weekend.
And miracles of miracles, Asian pears can be found in my 'lil town in flyover country. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (EKULy) Sooo jelly. Doing honey mustard chicken thighs on the grill, might be as good as your kalbi. We shall see. Posted by: Brometheus at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (hwhW9) 356
Can someone give an example of "private actors" that would have standing to sue?
== the law doesn't have a standing requirement. How about, the father? Sibling in need of a kidney transplant? Grandparents? Or the school district superintendent, whose budget is per capita student? Local hospital that would have delivered the kid otherwise? What's the statute of limitations on that cause of action anyway? Posted by: Mr. Nice Guy trying to negotiate with Ghengis Khan at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (N3JKU) 357
Yeah, but people always say that kissing an ashtray tastes like kissing a woman that smokes.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (2xiYd) not really. In fact the only people who say that probably never kissed a girl. Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (HG00O) 358
Right now the Biden admin is probably negotiating with the Taliban how many pallets of cash it will take them to not publicize the executions of the people we left behind...
Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (uUDKV) 359
what movie is this review about? i took one look at it and figured i'd come to the comments for the Cliff Notes version....
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (4xfzw) 360
Making kalbi Korean short ribs this weekend.
And miracles of miracles, Asian pears can be found in my 'lil town in flyover country. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (EKULy) ++++ We need to talk about your problematic cultural appropriation, SMH... Posted by: Bro Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (3p5uk) 361
NOOD
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (4nBd7) 362
"I don't really buy into the argument that only those with a direct personal stake in a policy debate (be it abortion, war, etc.) are permitted to weigh in on it."
---- The way I see it, I was involved in a pregnancy once, so I have a stake in it. I was born. Dead serious and not just trying to be clever here, either. I survived a pregnancy and I want others to also be so lucky. So I get to have a say. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (OssQ4) 363
When I asked her if her little blue friend would also be having a sleepover she looked at me in horror.
ITS A BACK MASSAGER! Posted by: Some Daughter at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (DpkTQ) 364
And miracles of miracles, Asian pears can be found in my 'lil town in flyover country.
Its kind of amazing these days how available obscure and foreign foods are these days. In the 1970s it was tough to get Taco Shells in the grocery store. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (KZzsI) 365
311 Accepting the premise was the first mistake.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Clqt) ___ Some of us never called baby-killing 'health care'. That's a lie from the pit of hell if there ever was one. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (EKULy) ------ People should start calling capital punishment healthcare. Posted by: zmdavid at September 03, 2021 01:09 PM (xqRaG) 366
what movie is this review about? i took one look at it and figured i'd come to the comments for the Cliff Notes version....
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (4xfzw) ++++ The abortion law, the shittiness of most of the Supreme Court and egregious double-standards. Posted by: Bro Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2021 01:09 PM (3p5uk) 367
You want to know the one that really gets them? Women that die from legal abortions. Every time they trot out that back alley abortion stuff, I point out that women still die from legal abortion. Leaves them sputtering.
Posted by: Notsothoreau Gosnell had a couple, didn't he? Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2021 01:09 PM (OCTRt) 368
When I asked her if her little blue friend would also be having a sleepover she looked at me in horror. I laughed so hard I almost passed out.
Posted by: IP ___ Not gonna lie, seeing that look pass over my daughters' faces now cracks me up and makes me thank God. Tells me that they still feel shame. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:09 PM (EKULy) 369
>>> not really. In fact the only people who say that probably never kissed a girl.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (HG00O) It was a joke son. (flew right over his head) Posted by: foghorn leghorn at September 03, 2021 01:09 PM (2xiYd) 370
My wife just lectured me on how I should be nicer to people who are Democrats, since we live in a town full of Democrats.
- Would it kill you wear a Swastika and Sieg Heil now and then? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 03, 2021 01:10 PM (d9FiS) 371
352 The Germans also had health care for their mentally challenged back in the 1940's
I am surprised nobody on the left has publically pushed for killing the very mentally ill, yet. Its a useful way of eliminating political enemies. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI) A lot of what they are doing right now is trying to defer or deflect the consequences of what they want to do. Eliminate down's syndrome, but in the womb, so it does not count as killing. Cancel someone so hard they have no other choice but suicide because their life and ability to make a living is ruined. Etc. Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2021 01:10 PM (csEWM) 372
You know, I've wondered about that...if a girl "becomes" a boy, do they have to sign up?
Posted by: jimbro This..I like this. No register, no student loans, no Gummint jobs.... Posted by: Miklobro Smiles at September 03, 2021 01:10 PM (QzkSJ) 373
And miracles of miracles, Asian pears can be found in my 'lil town in flyover country.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:06 PM (EKULy) My wife had me plant one in our back yard, but she got the golden one instead of the yellow crunchy sweet ones. We used them last year to make kimchi. Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2021 01:10 PM (HG00O) 374
People should start calling it capital punishment healthcare.
Posted by: zmdavid ___ Wouldn't work. Would cut into their voting base. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:11 PM (EKULy) 375
Accepting the premise was the first mistake.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2021 12:48 PM (7Clqt) ___ Some of us never called baby-killing 'health care'. That's a lie from the pit of hell if there ever was one. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:02 PM (EKULy) The Germans also had health care for their mentally challenged back in the 1940's... Posted by: jimbro (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (ynpvh) Well theNational Socialist Worker's Party had to start their Holocaust somewhere ... Posted by: rd at September 03, 2021 01:11 PM (Z32m1) 376
357 Yeah, but people always say that kissing an ashtray tastes like kissing a woman that smokes.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 03, 2021 01:05 PM (2xiYd) not really. In fact the only people who say that probably never kissed a girl. Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2021 01:08 PM (HG00O) People kiss ashtrays? Posted by: jimbro (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2021 01:12 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: IP at September 03, 2021 01:12 PM (pWrfh) 378
AP : US officials looking into reports that older male Afghani's brought in young girls they claimed as "brides" or otherwise sexually abused.
https://tinyurl.com/ydptf34p Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2021 01:12 PM (4nBd7) 379
Possibly interesting. True the Vote - the outfit established by one of the main targets/victims of the IRS-as-stasi under Obama (with the crucial support of the stupid, psycho McCain) - has been doing an investigation of the 6 key states on "ballot trafficking", which I guess means illegal vote harvesting. Which may be illegal in varying ways, as state laws on the subject differ.
Note: ALL ballot harvesting, ANY of it, is such a ridiculous, indefensible breach of basic process integrity that to even talk about it proves we're off the map. Anyway, they say they've been collecting and analyzing video and other evidence, and presenting it to law enforcement where relevant, with (surprise!) no LE action or interest so far. They say they may release some as they go, if no LE action, or all at once a bit later. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 03, 2021 01:12 PM (OTzUX) 380
Abortion is evil. Of course the commie left oppose any restrictions. Abortion isn't the answer. Controlling yourself is. Birth control is. (Note. Im a bad Catholic). Birth control brings problems but is preferred to murder.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 03, 2021 01:13 PM (0OmEj) 381
339 Can Apple scan your iPhone directly? As I see it, they are scanning what users upload to the Apple iCloud. Thus their content is on Apple servers.
[...] they will store a database of csam hashes on your (?) device and they will compare incoming and outgoing messages against it. if there is a match (and hash on the device will suffer false positives) then there will be checking done server side (icloud) to verify it. the initial checking will happen on your device. it's a total paradigm shift in the relationship between you and your (?) phone. reportedly, the icloud piece is a critical leg in this process. reportedly, and for now. right now it's only csam but there's no technical limitation requiring it to remain that way. I really liked my iphone now I'm on lineageOS phone that is way inferior but is fucking mine Posted by: havel at September 03, 2021 01:13 PM (kDixJ) 382
The good news is that Monday is a holiday anyway...
Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2021 01:04 PM (Ed8Zd) It's an Int'l. school in Madrid, Spain. Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 01:14 PM (cF8AT) 383
Posted by: Tami at September 03, 2021 12:56 PM (cF8AT)
=========== Since he lives in Madrid, their school doesn't celebrate Labor Day, I guess. Using kids to force political capitulation is the worst of the worst. Since it's the only American school in Madrid, they have the power. I recommend blackmail. Hire someone to follow the headmaster to his mistress' house at siesta and photograph him. Can't do that? I predict Elliot has to either capitulate or the family has to move. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 01:16 PM (ggASZ) 384
You know, I've wondered about that...if a girl "becomes" a boy, do they have to sign up?
That one biological girl who was part of the duo that shot up the Colorado high school and pretending to be a boy not surprisingly decided to go to a womens' prison. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 03, 2021 01:16 PM (r+sAi) 385
My wife had me plant one in our back yard, but she got the golden one instead of the yellow crunchy sweet ones.
We used them last year to make kimchi. Posted by: Kindltot ___ These are paler yellow, but sweet and crunchy. Perfect for kalbi. With all the fruit in the marinade, can only let the ribs marinate no more than 12 hours or overnight before the meat breaks down. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 03, 2021 01:17 PM (EKULy) 386
I happen to know there is a more pliable American school in Barcelona. Move there!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2021 01:17 PM (ggASZ) 387
Self discipline and self control and an important part of a good life plan.
Nowadays, kids resent being told they need to make a decision about whether they are male or female. Yeah, this is going to turn out well. . . Posted by: Mr. Nice Guy trying to negotiate with Ghengis Khan at September 03, 2021 01:18 PM (6zlO7) 388
Let's not bicker and argue 'bout 'oo socked 'oo.
Posted by: Abroham Lincoln at September 03, 2021 01:20 PM (yQpMk) 389
And there are no problems with the economy other than businesses won't pay enough. I could go on.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 03, 2021 01:18 PM (5HBd1) When does the chocolate ration get increased? Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2021 01:20 PM (HG00O) 390
I think a lot of people, when cornered, put on a dunce cap and look for the uncomfortable chair on which to recline.
Posted by: micky at September 03, 2021 01:24 PM (3byMq) 391
I'm not wild about the Texas law. It seems too clever by half. And I think that if New York or California went after gun ownership in the same way, the Supremes would have enjoined the law. So why did they grant it?
They granted it because they know they have five votes to overturn Roe next term, in the Mississippi case. And that will probably come all the way at the end of the term because there are going to be four dissents and the whole thing is gonna clock in at like 500 pages. They might as well start saving babies now, because even though the way Texas is doing it might be constitutionally suspect, after Roe is gone they'll be able to enact a regular abortion ban. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 03, 2021 01:32 PM (XLmBv) 392
FYI - below and in a follow-up post is the US Council of Catholic Bishops summary of Roe v Wade and a companion case.
Roe v. Wade 410 U.S. 113 (1973) The central court decision that created current abortion law in the U.S. is Roe v. Wade. In this 1973 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that women had a constitutional right to abortion, and that this right was based on an implied right to personal privacy emanating from the Ninth and Fourteenth Amendments. In Roe v. Wade the Court said that a fetus is not a person but "potential life," and thus does not have constitutional rights of its own. The Court also set up a framework in which the woman's right to abortion and the state's right to protect potential life shift: during the first trimester of pregnancy, a woman's privacy right is strongest and the state may not regulate abortion for any reason; during the second trimester, the state may regulate abortion only to protect the health of the woman; during the third trimester, the state may regulate or prohibit abortion to promote its interest in the potential life of the fetus, except where abortion is necessary to preserve the woman's life or health. Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2021 01:46 PM (AMIL/) 393
Follow-on to 392 --
Here's the USCCB summary of a companion case to Roe v Wade, a case I've never heard of but critically important because it enshrines the woman-doctor privacy right: Doe v. Bolton 410 U.S. 179 (1973) Roe v. Wade was modified by another case decided the same day: Doe v. Bolton. In Doe v. Bolton the Court ruled that a woman's right to an abortion could not be limited by the state if abortion was sought for reasons of maternal health. The Court defined health as "all factors - physical, emotional, psychological, familial, and the woman's age - relevant to the well-being of the patient." This health exception expanded the right to abortion for any reason through all three trimesters of pregnancy. Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2021 01:50 PM (AMIL/) 394
Impeachment? Nah. When your enemy has a flawed commander, instruct your assasins to let him live.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 03, 2021 01:56 PM (kPJ/p) 395
Much like the sarcastic post from Joe XiDen, I live how people addre now making up stories about how Dems are now refusing to move to Texas....as if that isn't another benefit of this law. They actually think people in Texas want them around, well for something other than target practice.
I'm personally not someone who cares much about abortion, my thought is do what you like and deal with the consequences of an eternity in hell, karma, ruining your body so that you can't have children later (likewise i think there should be a law that if you have an abortion you shouldn't be allowed to adopt, because you've already shown you don't cares about a child's welfare) Posted by: Rbastid at September 03, 2021 02:13 PM (w16UT) 396
Almost all libertarians are liberal on everything except Taxes and regulating business. especially Big Business.
That's why there worth ZERO in any fight against the left. Posted by: rcocean at September 03, 2021 02:37 PM (evE25) 397
Hillary! was predictably a harridan on this topic.
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