Leaked Phone Transcript Reveals That Biden Told Former Afghan President Ghani to <i>Lie</i> About His Government's Success Against the Taliban

Leaked Phone Transcript Reveals That Biden Told Former Afghan President Ghani to Lie About His Government's Success Against the Taliban

Via Twitchy. First reported by Reuters:

In much of the call, Biden focused on what he called the Afghan government’s "perception" problem. "I need not tell you the perception around the world and in parts of Afghanistan, I believe, is that things are not going well in terms of the fight against the Taliban," Biden said. "And there is a need, whether it is true or not, there is a need to project a different picture."

Biden needed that false narrative in order to execute his withdrawal. I'm not suggesting that a withdrawal was a bad policy -- but Biden wanted and needed the lie of the Afghan government stable and in-control in order to sell his withdrawal to the public and shut down questions about it.

So Biden told a foreign president to lie in order to prop up his own political agenda and standing.

Is it just me or do I remember an attempt to impeach Trump over less...?

But phone calls to foreign presidents don't matter now.

Also: Jen Psaki says that she will not discuss leaked transcripts of a president's phone calls with foreign leaders.

What a reversal! We spent of 2017-2020 discussing vindictively leaked (and selectively quoted) transcripts of Trump's calls.

Now it's a crime to discuss Biden's.

Abigail Marone
@abigailmarone
Psaki says she's "not going to get into... leaked call transcripts."
Is that the new standard now? Because I seem to remember a different standard just last year...

Also revealed: texts sent between members of the military horrified at the Americans we were leaving behind in Kabul.

President Biden declared to a puzzled country on Tuesday that the U.S. evacuation from Afghanistan was an "extraordinary success," while his Pentagon portrayed a prosaic, workaday process to repatriate Americans still stranded in the war-torn country.
But text messages between U.S. military commanders and private citizens mounting last-minute rescues tell a far different story, one in which pleading American citizens were frantically left behind at the Kabul airport gate this past weekend to face an uncertain fate under Taliban rule while U.S. officials sought to spread the blame between high-ranking generals and the State Department
"We are f*cking abandoning American citizens," an Army colonel assigned to the 82nd Airborne Division wrote Sunday in frustration in a series of encrypted messages that detailed the failed effort to extricate a group of American citizens, hours before the last U.S. soldiers departed Afghanistan.

Hey NeverTrump -- you're always on about Consistent Principles.

Are you supporting impeachment now, or nah?

Nah, right? Maybe ask your Democrat Donors about it. You don't want to imperil the Generational Wealth you're grifting off them.

Video of Psaki below.

REPORTER: "Was the president in any way pushing a false narrative in that call?"

PSAKI: "I am not going to go into the details of a private conversation..." pic.twitter.com/4lJPX6QXT6
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 1, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 05:04 PM

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1 No shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:04 PM (z4k8L)

2 First!

Posted by: General Milley at September 01, 2021 04:04 PM (mNhhD)

3 Shoot, I fucked up again.

Posted by: General Milley at September 01, 2021 04:04 PM (mNhhD)

4 top 12 or 13

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 01, 2021 04:04 PM (4a9Vv)

5 Biden lied, people died.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:05 PM (KnJdm)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

7 P-saki is working for the man, now. Last year, she was resistance.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2021 04:05 PM (MzKgG)

8 *I feel shocked gif here*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (arJlL)

10 Biden lied, people died.
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:05 PM (KnJdm)

Biden Lived, people died. He's been evil his entire adult life. There's a ton of blood on that fucks hands.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Say it ain't so Joe!

Posted by: f'd at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (Tnijr)

12 3 Shoot, I fucked up again.
Posted by: General Milley at September 01, 2021 04:04 PM (mNhhD)

"Would you say if I was wasting your time
Did I fuck up again?
I think I fucked it again...
Oh-oh-oh!"

Sung in Phil Collin's voice.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (uGhsv)

13 Fuck this treasonous bastard.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (W2taJ)

14 I don't get mad at press secretaries because its pretty much their job to lie and spin and twist the facts to make the administration look better. In a Democrat administration.

In a Republican administration, its their job to get the press to actually focus on some facts instead of just attack and try to get their hottest zinger on camera.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

15 Motherfuckers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM (yQpMk)

16 this is why Biden needs a break. It takes more than a few hours to consult with the twats at CNN about this.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (4a9Vv)

17 One thing about that call. It seems too coherent to be Biden.

Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (6RgRK)

18 Any problem that can't be solved by lying can't be solved by Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (d9FiS)

19 Biden Lived, people died. He's been evil his entire adult life. There's a ton of blood on that fucks hands.

How much blood from the helpless innocents from his life long battle to maximize the number of abortions in the world?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

20 Video of Psaki below.

That's not enough cleavage to distract from the lying, Jen.

Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (h5TKJ)

21 Don't worry, Lt. Col Bearclaw will soon elaborate on how Trump's "perfect phone call" was worthy of impeachment but this is a-okay, b/c reasons.

Where's Eric what-his-name when you really need him?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (uGhsv)

22 Actually Jen seems to have some lines on her face that I hadn't noticed before the Afghan debacle. Maybe despite her large salary, there's a part of her that doesn't like having to make lame excuses for a President with dementia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (AJzTi)

23 It's gotta work better than the truth...

Posted by: klaftern at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (r4sI4)

24 More embarrassment and disgust.

At least Biden is consistent

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (FcrG2)

25 I made sure the luxury cars and liquor was evacuated. Cut me some slack.

Posted by: General Milley at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (mNhhD)

26 Don't worry Ace, they're digging a hole let them keep digging.

If all else fails, don't worry, the GOPe will do the right thing.

I crack myself up.

Posted by: Archer at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (gmo/4)

27 For the record, I linked this in the morning report.

GO ME!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (DpkTQ)

28 One thing about that call. It seems too coherent to be Biden.

Yeah I wonder if "Biden" isn't like a code phrase for whoever is active in the White House at the moment.

Or they meant "Jill"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

29 One thing about that call. It seems too coherent to be Biden.
Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (6RgRK)

Couldn't have been more than 20 minutes. That's his max.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (H6twj)

30 So Biden told a foreign president to lie in order to prop up his own political agenda and standing.

Well, duh komrades, is this being anything new?

Posted by: President Ukraine at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (axyOa)

31 I can't imagine Senile Joe having any sales skills other than bullying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)

32 Whatever happened to that hot blonde press secretary for Trump, Kaighly something?

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (Owx4w)

33 Trump was impeached for not started any wars.

Biden won't be impeached for losing wars and lying about it.

Makes sense!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (DpkTQ)

34 Did the Afghan PM know Biden has a stutter?

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (VJsqe)

35
How much blood from the helpless innocents from his life long battle to maximize the number of abortions in the world?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

Immeasurable.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Ugh jen
We need to psaki to her

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (oEn12)

37 don't get mad at press secretaries because its pretty much their job to lie and spin and twist the facts to make the administration look better. In a Democrat administration.
-------
Dem PressSec is such an easy job that I'm surprised it even pays. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe the compensation is just the lifetime of high-paying cable news spots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (9sVFt)

38 Only true cult members still support Biden.

Posted by: They Live at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (ebAke)

39 Whatever happened to that hot blonde press secretary for Trump, Kaighly something?
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (Owx4w)

Isn't she on Fox News now?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Actually Jen seems to have some lines on her face that I hadn't noticed before the Afghan debacle. Maybe despite her large salary, there's a part of her that doesn't like having to make lame excuses for a President with dementia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (AJzTi)

I feel pretty confident that lying for Joe Biden isn't even in the top 10 of disgusting things she has done to get ahead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

41 I agree with her comment that "over the past few months we have seen a collapse in leadership."

Posted by: the dandy at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (3s1Os)

42 Maybe despite her large salary, there's a part of her that doesn't like having to make lame excuses for a President with dementia.

I think the job is really stressful and difficult. Although Sarah Sanders (Aka "America's mom") didn't' seem tore up by it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

43 zzzzzzzz

Posted by: the GOP at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (Tnijr)

44
What this tells us is that biden was also Lying to our real allies, the UK, etc., which explains why they too were blindsided by the abrupt timing and haphazard nature of biden's pullout.

So there you go.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (VYGvH)

45 We have to put up with another forty more months of this vile crap.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (YxtKs)

46 I can see the afghani pres on the phone with Biden, 3 minutes in he starts stuffing money into suitcases, packing to leave, and wildly waving his arms trying to get the attention of his crew that it's time to bugout.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (cTK4u)

47 17 One thing about that call. It seems too coherent to be Biden.
Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (6RgRK)

I wonder whether they have believed their own spin about Reagan- that he was a lovable old senile guy (while forgetting all his other strengths.)

Of course, that would require Biden's whole deal to be an act- and I think he is acting like a senile asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (z4k8L)

48 muh private conversations !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (iWIqo)

49 I can't imagine Senile Joe having any sales skills other than bullying.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (cSyAR)

Look fat. Lets do pushups then head back to high school and meet up behind the gym.

Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

50 22 Actually Jen seems to have some lines on her face that I hadn't noticed before the Afghan debacle. Maybe despite her large salary, there's a part of her that doesn't like having to make lame excuses for a President with dementia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (AJzTi)

Or maybe they're left-overs from when her and her hubby had "fun" on vacay while the Afghan fuck-up was going down?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (uGhsv)

51 McEnany came loaded for bear every day.

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (VJsqe)

52 over at zero hedge it is noted than McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)

53

One more thing there Mr President, besides lying about how fucked up everything is there, could you send me some rugs? Cuz I, er, I mean, the dog shit all over the carpeting...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (t/8B5)

54 Demonic beings. Isn't that the proper term? They're all demonic beings.

Posted by: Archer at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (gmo/4)

55 Ghani wasn't the Afghan president. He was a left wing college professor they installed to do the bidding of our DoS. No matter what country these liberals run, they ruin it, then run off with the people's cash. What a disgrace.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (U31aU)

56 Private phone call. Off limits for discussion. They talked about their grandkids and golf. My word as a Psaki.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (mNhhD)

57 There will be no opportunity to hear from the soldiers and officers on the ground in Afghanistan and that's too bad.
No doubt they'll be under gag orders, lest they have the same fate as the brave ltc.

It's a story that needs to be told, the sooner the better.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (z79tQ)

58 I think the job is really stressful and difficult.

I'm sure it is. It would be easier if it were a President she liked, respected or thought was up to the task. I don't think she thinks that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (AJzTi)

59 Jen you ignorant S(&% !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (iWIqo)

60 >>Maybe despite her large salary, there's a part of her that doesn't like having to make lame excuses for a President with dementia.

She was happy to lie for Obama for how many years?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

61 And the DailyMail (take it for what its worth) says that Bitch McConnell WON'T support impeaching Biden - the ballot box is the way to get rid of him.

So this GOPe prick takes impeachment off the table just like the Obama years.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

62 If a majority of the US interpreters were left behind then how many did we evacuate that are terrorists?
Looks like they got first dibs in the evacuation debacle.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (NpAcC)

63 52 over at zero hedge it is noted than McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)

And because he is a gutless worm.

McConnell... and also Biden. You know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (z4k8L)

64 Planet-Wide decapitation strike FTW.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (FhXTo)

65 Impeachment for treason carries a rather stiff penalty right?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (0OmEj)

66 So? What are you wearing?

And is that mascarpone I smell??

Posted by: details of a private telephone conversation at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (UHVv4)

67 McEnany came loaded for bear every day.

She figured out that the point of these conferences was not information, facts, or answers, but combat. The press came to attack and destroy, so she came ready to respond in kind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

68 Willowed, but this comment makes sense in light of this post, doesn't it?

287 Afghani pres. beat tracks with a $170 million to UAE, supposedly. His payoff, if you will.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2021 11:01 AM (BDkA2)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (mdjgu)

69 "What we've seen over the last few months is a collapse in leadership."

Yes?

Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (cME97)

70 This post seems familiar for some reason.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (6/Jup)

71 Juicy leak. The coup plotters are fighting among themselves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (XvPQV)

72 "Well. son-of-a-bitch!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (pbStR)

73 The mascarpone from Madagascar is maddening!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)

74 Donald Trump Jr.

Using the Orange Man Bad standard, this seems like a really impeachable phone call.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (2o90I)

75 Rumblings?

Nah... just my stomach. Taco Bell, yo'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (BFigT)

76 over at zero hedge it is noted than McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)

Yeah. I mean, why put his colossal fuckups on record.

Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

77 over at zero hedge it is noted than McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)

WTF? Who cares?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (Ez6QX)

78 Remember Ukraine?
I want Biden's phone call transcripts.
Where are the Bearclaw Vindmans on the Right?

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (DB16e)

79 zzzzzzzz
Posted by: the GOP at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (Tnijr)

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (AiZBA)

80
Number of military officers who have resigned in protest over the treason in Trashcanistan

One
Uno
Wahid
Un
Een
Eins
Ekhad

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (n+4am)

81 35 How much blood from the helpless innocents from his life long battle to maximize the number of abortions in the world? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

"Fifteen thousand, four hundred, ninety-five."

"I'm sorry, Zod. Bob?"

"What is fifteen thousand, four hundred, ninety-five."
"That's correct, Bob, you have the board."
"I'll take 'Different Soft White Cheeses' for two-hundred, Alex."

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (xK9An)

82 So this GOPe prick takes impeachment off the table just like the Obama years.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

AGAIN I ASK: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TRYING TO REFORM THIS BASKET OF RAT FUCKERS KNOWN AS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?!?

I like Trump, but he is making the wrong call here. Burn the party down, it is that fucking simple. You have the support of the base, but the entire apparatus is against actually DOING anything. They want the money so they will cheer you on, but they will stab you in the back when the chips are down- fuck, they have already done it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (z4k8L)

83 66 So? What are you wearing?

And is that mascarpone I smell??
Posted by: details of a private telephone conversation at September 01, 2021 04:11 PM (UHVv4)

Shrimp and grits.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (cME97)

84 Sean Davis

Biden lied, and 13 Americans died.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (2o90I)

85 McEnany came loaded for bear every day.
Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:10 PM (VJsqe)

She's a one.

Posted by: Loaded Bear at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Of course the gop opposes an impeachment. Yes?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

87 76 Yeah. I mean, why put his colossal fuckups on record.
Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at September 01, 2021 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

Biden's fuckups just go away without impeachment that eventually exonerates him because Democrats will never vote to convict?

Wut?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

88 Do we know the source of these transcripts?

And if memory serves (and it may not as gin and lemonade go very well together) didnt' LTC Bearclaw spill on what he had "heard about" Trump's call, and not that he heard it himself? So second hand information?

Posted by: President Ukraine at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (axyOa)

89 Dagen McDowell said that Biden has known he's a one term president so he isn't really engaged. He knows if there's an attack on our soil he more than likely won't be president.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (NpAcC)

90 Shrimp and grits.
Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (cME97)

with crawdad sauce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

91 I think the job is really stressful and difficult.

------

She receives the same script the reporters get. The job is just standing at a lectern and reading your lines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (9sVFt)

92 67 McEnany came loaded for bear every day.

They never asked questions.. They made accusations

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

93 "I'll take 'Different Soft White Cheeses' for two-hundred, Alex."

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (xK9An)

Fromunda. Toe. Head. FUPA.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (KnJdm)

94 I'm sure all of these powerful servants of the System that controls everything will pay heavy consequences for this, and the right definitely wont be left once again whining impotently about hypocrisy.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (0Uf+z)

95 Number of military officers who have resigned in protest over the treason in Trashcanistan

Miley should have retired in shame, but he is capable of no shame and has no honor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

96 McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate.

What if the Democrats said it was ok to proceed, because they were ready for the next batter?

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (9Fwwf)

97 Dem PressSec is such an easy job that I'm surprised it even pays. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe the compensation is just the lifetime of high-paying cable news spots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2021 04:09 PM (9sVFt)

Actually,if they are Dem spokesholes, they go on to cushy VP spots at companies like Google, Apple, Netflix etc and so on.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (F0YaR)

98 It would be funny except for real people really dying. I can't imagine the horror.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (45fpk)

99 100?

Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (cME97)

100 If we don't find out the name of the whistleblower, our democracy will crumble! The very foundation of democracy rests on not allowing whistleblowers to be anonymous! You can't believe the transcript until we get the name of the whistleblower!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (DvQam)

101 100!

Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (cME97)

102 Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC

This woman's brother gave me permission to post her photos. She was beaten by the Taliban and so were her children near KIA - her sister is an American. This woman's husband was SIV but died she was going through the process But wasn't allowed to Evac.
@Potus this is the Taliban

https://tinyurl.com/zabum4ky

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (2o90I)

103 Think Psaki's hubby plays connect the dots with her freckles?

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (uUDKV)

104 Psaki on the Trump call : It is not just the call transcript. The whistleblower complaint would likely have more details. We need both. And not just the call.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (6/Jup)

105 If it was DJT every Leftist would be yapping to reporters

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (znIQ9)

106 Where is Vindman? I'm shocked that he is not all over this.
And Ciaramella too.

Posted by: john at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (T2wkl)

107 Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:15 PM (2o90I)

I can't bring myself to look

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (Zmnko)

108 It is the height of journalistic malpractice to discuss information obtained from anonymous sources!

-CNN probably.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (DvQam)

109 >>Video of Psaki below.

Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (JT9mZ)

110 >>> "McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate."

-----
"Impeached forever!" was what the democrats kept saying, even after the senate did not convict Trump.

How about giving your constituents some of that red meat, Mitch? There's the reason to impeach.

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (VJsqe)

111 Thanks to all this cream cheese talk I'm now hungry for a smoked salmon bagel.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)

112 This is burning skull worthy...

Posted by: E. A. Blair at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (7l4Sy)

113 @Potus this is the Taliban

**

"Well sure, but we're fighting ISIS-K!"

(that's the entire point of the obfuscation and pretending they're different groups)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (+MSSo)

114 >>Biden's fuckups just go away without impeachment that eventually exonerates him because Democrats will never vote to convict? Wut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

No one cares.

You will ask your next question. In the form of a question.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (xK9An)

115 12- "Would you say if I was wasting your time
Did I fuck up again?
I think I fucked it again...
Oh-oh-oh!"

Sung in Phil Collin's voice.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2021 04:06 PM

I dunno- I heard Britney.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (qe5CM)

116 Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (JT9mZ)

Would you be interested in a Ford Raptor?

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (KnJdm)

117 Missed it by || that much, m.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (DvQam)

118 I can't bring myself to look

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (Zmnko)

Me either. This stuff is horrifying.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (45fpk)

119 "McEnany came loaded for bear every day."

Hmmm, loaded and bare?

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (Owx4w)

120 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald

The transcript proves what has long been clear: Biden knew the Taliban would quickly take over and lied to the public to make withdrawal easier.

But just as was true with Trump, the most dangerous faction in the US is this unelected Deep State that craves war and control.

Harmeet K. Dhillon

Impeachable.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (2o90I)

121 >>Would you be interested in a Ford Raptor?

85k

Talk about taking it in the ass.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (JT9mZ)

122 Super angry Joe is all there is.

And he is asshole.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (xopIz)

123 Brie. That's a really cute name.

Are you warm and runny??

Posted by: details of a private telephone conversation at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (UHVv4)

124

Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.
Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (JT9mZ)

Yeah, I'm watching that.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Number of military officers who have resigned in protest over the treason in Trashcanistan

One
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 04:13 PM (n+4am)

This is a great point as well. They can leak all of the text messages they want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (z4k8L)

126 What is DeepState/China interest in gifting Bagram and $85B is weaponry to the Taliban? It was clearly deliberate ... so EXACTLY who made that call?

that is a huge step toward removing USA from The SuperPower status, a knife in the back of our (flimsy) Western allies. ... It also harmed India, who now faces greater, closer threats. ... WHO exactly is selling out USA, the West, and ... gee, the last chance for Liberty for the individual?

Psaki has decided such questions are off the table, MSM 24/7 sells us happy talk about the coming Global Utopia (where global warming and white supremacy are destroyed) ... They are marching toward their New World Order, and they have long known it does not happen with Consent of the Governed. ... It comes with the iron fist we are seeing in the FBI and DOJ.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

127 Some day the lid will go on and never come off.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 04:18 PM (cSyAR)

128 114 No one cares.

You will ask your next question. In the form of a question.
Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (xK9An)

=========

What's the world's fastest animal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

129

This is nuts. Trump was being impeached every day. Every day for absolutely nothing. Biden is a traitor.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (2o90I)

130 Quintessential McConnell. I asked around and we don't have the votes, so no sense in trying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (DvQam)

131 I'm out.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (45fpk)

132
Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (JT9mZ)

Would you be interested in a Ford Raptor?
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (KnJdm)

Only if it matches garrett's Crocs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (n+4am)

133 Sundowner lies with every sentence and knows no one will ever call him on it

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (znIQ9)

134 Impeachable? Not with Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (xopIz)

135 If there were an actual opposition Party, they'd be campaigning on impeachment without regard to merit or potential, simply as turnabout for the last five years. But there isn't one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (9sVFt)

136 Do they even make a Raptor : Garrett's Crocs Edition?

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (JT9mZ)

137 Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.

THAT WAS ART!

Posted by: Jennifer Connelly at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (DpkTQ)

138 Shoot, I fucked up again.
Posted by: General Milley

You and Britney Spears should go on tour.

Posted by: Miklos so proposes at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (QzkSJ)

139 I've never experienced a presidency that is the equivalent of a high pressure firehose of treason for 7 months straight.

What the hucking fell is going on?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (Bwqq4)

140 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

A female mink, the dirty sluts...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (XvPQV)

141 Impeachable? Not with Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (xopIz)

And not with Mitt Romney in the Senate.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (cSyAR)

142 Why aren't we hearing from any of the rescued Americans? If thousands were rescued, where are they? Where are the Facebook posts and 60 Minutes Exclusives of rescued Americans lauding Biden and telling their harrowing stories?

Seems odd.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (BJKQV)

143 Some day the lid will go on and never come off.

I pray that day is today.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (xopIz)

144 Not even with paul ryan as speaker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (DvQam)

145 Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.
Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:16 PM (JT9mZ)

Um. Yeah. That... That's right.

Question: could we sub in Christina Hendricks in this scenario? That would obviously be still bad...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (z4k8L)

146 THAT WAS ART!
Posted by: Jennifer Connelly at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (DpkTQ)

-----
Yes. Yes it was. Hoo boy was that art!

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (VJsqe)

147 Impeachment is unserious action, designed to be sound and fury for the news and the base.

Bringing budgeting back through control of the House is serious talk.

Let's get McCarthy to talk seriously about how he's going to rein in the Biden administration by sending individual budget and appropriation bills by department through the House instead of any more CRs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

148 117 Missed it by || that much, m.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:17 PM (DvQam)

I was robbed.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (cME97)

149 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

Chuck Schumer running towards a TV camera.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (jOcSX)

150 I don't know what "prosaic" or "workaday" mean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (5We2S)

151 This is nuts. Trump was being impeached every day. Every day for absolutely nothing. Biden is a traitor.
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (2o90I)

Damn right. Who gives a shit whether or not the Senate will vote for it?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

152
What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

A virgin goat in Trashcanistan?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (n+4am)

153 140 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

A female mink, the dirty sluts...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (XvPQV)

==========

*kicks sand at lack of Airplane II: The Sequel references...*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

154 I've never experienced a presidency that is the equivalent of a high pressure firehose of treason for 7 months straight.

What the hucking fell is going on?
Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (Bwqq4)

Ah, well, there was a coup. And the people on top have been denying it and fighting internally for power ever since.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

155 Bringing budgeting back through control of the House is serious talk.

Let's get McCarthy to talk seriously about how he's going to rein in the Biden administration by sending individual budget and appropriation bills by department through the House instead of any more CRs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

It will never happen. Too many politicians rely on the omnibus bills for horse-trading.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (jOcSX)

156 142 Why aren't we hearing from any of the rescued Americans? If thousands were rescued, where are they? Where are the Facebook posts and 60 Minutes Exclusives of rescued Americans lauding Biden and telling their harrowing stories?

Seems odd.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (BJKQV)

Jet lag?

Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (cME97)

157 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

The Cheetah! Next!

Posted by: The Airport Information Guy at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (z4k8L)

158 Quotidian

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (9sVFt)

159 Getting multiple inches of rain a hour here, was a flash flood warning on my phone

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (znIQ9)

160 @TJM

Sorry, only saw it once and that was long ago and far away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

161 even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.

I have no idea wat that means, nor do I want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (AJzTi)

162 Number of military officers who have resigned in protest over the treason in Trashcanistan

Well, I know of one Marine Lieutenant Colonel.

Posted by: President Ukraine at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (axyOa)

163 quotidiam mean daily.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (xopIz)

164 155 It will never happen. Too many politicians rely on the omnibus bills for horse-trading.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (jOcSX)

=========

Probably true.

But even Ryan talked about budgeting. I know no one really cares anymore because it's all culture war all the time, but tight control over budgets can influence the culture war a whole lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

165 Known unknown: Who's the leaker(s)?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (ZHVt1)

166 Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (znIQ9)

Be safe

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (Zmnko)

167 Mundane

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (9sVFt)

168 157 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

The Cheetah! Next!
Posted by: The Airport Information Guy at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (z4k8L)

===========

*heavy sigh of relief*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

169 >>I have no idea wat that means

Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (JT9mZ)

170 160 @TJM

Sorry, only saw it once and that was long ago and far away.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

=========

Homework: Revisit Airplane II: The Sequel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

171 McEnany came loaded for bear every day.

They never asked questions.. They made accusations

Well, in fairness, these stenographers in the DNC press pool are Millennials, far too many of whom lack functional theory of mind and don't have the cognitive skills to ask questions.(e.g. they would respond like a two y.o. on a Sally-Anne test)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (+LCoQ)

172 Where's Eric what-his-name when you really need him?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (uGhsv)

Rudolph? I think that nuts in jail.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (cqAUI)

173 "WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TRYING TO REFORM THIS BASKET OF RAT FUCKERS KNOWN AS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?!?"

Can't win without them,
Nothing happens when you win with them.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (FhXTo)

174 Biden needed that false narrative in order to execute his withdrawal. I'm not suggesting that a withdrawal was a bad policy -- but Biden wanted and needed the lie of the Afghan government stable and in-control in order to sell his withdrawal to the public and shut down questions about it.

This has been our policy for the past decade: to try and do just enough to create the illusion of stability so that we could withdraw. And it's no surprise that it didn't work, and that the Afghan leadership didn't trust us and bailed at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (jOcSX)

175 >> "McConnell more or less said that there is no reason to try to impeach Biden because it would never get through the Senate."

Translation: We're not even going to bother with failure theater.

I seem to recall Pelosi smiling and saying that they were impeaching Trump last year, despite the likelihood it wouldn't succeed, just so that he would have "the stain" of being impeached twice.

The GOP has almost no fight. And managed to learn almost nothing from Trump re: always attacking to destabalize your foe, establish your narrative.

McConnell is less than useless, he is all but admitting he will follow whatever the Dems lead is. But hey, how about those fierce Dan Chrenshaw tweets, huh?

*I don't think impeachment would do much, but it's baffling how quickly the GOP just gives up the opportunity to threaten Biden with this, make him and the Dems explain why he *shouldn't* be impeached, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

176 >>Known unknown: Who's the leaker(s)?

I don't know.
But I can tell you this much : he is often in my pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (JT9mZ)

177 "Do they even make a Raptor : Garrett's Crocs Edition?"

Yep. It's got a full rack of rod holders up top.

Rainbow colored.

*runs*

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2021 04:23 PM (Bwqq4)

178
==========

*kicks sand at lack of Airplane II: The Sequel references...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

You mean we're gonna blow Rock?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

179 >>Yep. It's got a full rack of rod holders up top.

I think that's the Eddie's Boner Edition.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:24 PM (JT9mZ)

180
But even Ryan talked about budgeting

***

"Talked" being the key word.

Remember when he spiked the football for negotiating the possibility of maybe potentially saving $80B over the span of ten years in a budget deal at the same time the feds were pumping $82B into the economy every single month?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at September 01, 2021 04:24 PM (+MSSo)

181 But even Ryan talked about budgeting. I know no one really cares anymore because it's all culture war all the time, but tight control over budgets can influence the culture war a whole lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

Ryan talked a big game, but failed to deliver, because budgets were always a distraction from the culture war.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 04:24 PM (jOcSX)

182 *heavy sigh of relief*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

Although I would mention the quote was *rumpled, slightly skeezy guy* 'What's the fastest animal on earth?'

*high class lady with a ...fur? wrap*
'Should I fake my orgasms?'

Posted by: The Airport Information Guy at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (z4k8L)

183 But even Ryan talked about budgeting. I know no one really cares anymore because it's all culture war all the time, but tight control over budgets can influence the culture war a whole lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

I don't care because we are already past the fiscal event horizon. It is not a matter of if the dollar crashes and the currency becomes worthless, it is when. Which of my neighbors is willing and able to kill and eat me is the more likely cultural concern.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (yQpMk)

184 178 *kicks sand at lack of Airplane II: The Sequel references...*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

You mean we're gonna blow Rock?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

========

But first, get me a list of everyone who's seen The Sound of Music more than three times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

185
I have no idea wat that means, nor do I want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (AJzTi)

I do admire your strength in sticking around here.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Like I wrote earlier, will a Federal Reserve Note have any value in 15 years?

Especially if half the states succeed?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (xopIz)

187 I'll have to find the video. But before Psaki became spokesliar, and was sucking her way across the tv talk circuit, she was the go-to person on the leaking of Trump's phone call. I want to say it was on Fox, and it may have been The Five. She had a lot to say then, if I recall.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (U31aU)

188 Psaki's stressed because her idiot boss made her job slightly hard to do. Bless her heart for persevering in refusing to answer tough questions from reporters who then meekly shut up.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (mNhhD)

189 3 TFG press secretaries #1. Josh Earnest -- He currently serves as Senior Vice President and Chief Communications Officer for United Airlines.

#2 Jay Carney -- Carney has been the senior vice president of global corporate affairs at Amazon since March 2, 2015.

#3 Robert Gibbs -- He's had several high profile jobs after his spin job for TFG, but his longest was

He left Incite in 2015 to become chief communications officer for McDonald's Corporation, an office he held until his departure from the company in October 2019.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (F0YaR)

190 So a link to Twitchy...
Used to visit there often. Until they started heading left and banning comments they don't like.
Personally, I disconnected from that site. They actually suck alot anymore....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (MViHT)

191 134 Impeachable? Not with Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (xopIz)

Which I believe is why Biden will resign by the midterms.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (N39Ws)

192 Millions of peaches? Peaches for you? Peaches for me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (QU5/8)

193 @46 banana, like Saul Goodman?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (BMmaB)

194
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (DUIap)

195 Two naked girls bumping butt to butt?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (xopIz)

196 Impeachment is the ultimate failure theater scenario for GOPe. They're saving it for when the base gets really. really mad at them.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (Owx4w)

197
Alternate post title:

Uh Oh, Looks Like President Trump Is About To Be Impeached a Third Time For Something biden Did

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (VYGvH)

198 52% of people supposedly want Biden to resign over this debacle.

There is no downside to an opposition party trying to impeach him over it.

If only we had one.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (DpkTQ)

199 McConnell's statement does the same thing Comey did when he said no reasonable prosecutor would indict Hillary. He's giving house republicans cover to do nothing. When asked tough questions back home, they can say "Well the senate signaled they didn't have the votes, blah blah blah."

If we had an opposition party, McConnell would tell them to just get Biden impeached and he'll sure as hell have the votes.

That ain't Mitch

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (VJsqe)

200 Oscar Goldman.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (xopIz)

201 McCarthy (ie. Andy AssSniffer) has already absolved Biden of doing anything impeachable.

Posted by: ejochs at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (lSFMQ)

202 Which I believe is why Biden will resign by the midterms.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (N39Ws)

Again, that presupposes that elections mean anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 04:27 PM (z4k8L)

203 195 Two naked girls bumping butt to butt?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (xopIz)

Yeah, that's all I can think about now, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 01, 2021 04:27 PM (XvPQV)

204 Two naked girls bumping butt to butt?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (xopIz)

Yeah, Garrett's out on that.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM (JT9mZ)

Glad I amused you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:27 PM (AJzTi)

206 157 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

The Cheetah! Next!
Posted by: The Airport Information Guy at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (z4k8L)

===========

*heavy sigh of relief*

I believe it's a bird of some sort. The Peregrine Falcon?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (6/Jup)

207 >>Yeah, Garrett's out on that.

IF one is Jen Psaki.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (JT9mZ)

208 But first, get me a list of everyone who's seen The Sound of Music more than three times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

Charmian Carr. Hoo boy.

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (VJsqe)

209 Two naked girls bumping butt to butt?

Hey y'all!

Posted by: Cardi B at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (DpkTQ)

210 Tornado warning in Philly, SE PA peeps.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (Y4F+E)

211 In times of flash flooding, it is nice to live at the top of the hill.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (DvQam)

212 What's this about naked girl butts?

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (MVjcR)

213 What's the world's fastest animal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

You forgot land.....

It's "the world's fastest land animal."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

214 After they impeached Trump twice the Dems rendered the word impeachment to be meaningless. And if you're not going to convict him with 2/3 of the senate then it's a waste of time.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (NpAcC)

215 Fen, we love you so much. Your innocence is a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (xopIz)

216 >>Glad I amused you.

I often forget the virtuous who post among us.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (JT9mZ)

217 It would be better if mr bribe em had a serious brain cloud bought a trunk traveled to a Pacific volcano and threw himself into the lava pit.

Joe and the volcano.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (0OmEj)

218 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (5kI0z)

219 Why aren't we hearing from any of the rescued Americans? If thousands were rescued, where are they? Where are the Facebook posts and 60 Minutes Exclusives of rescued Americans lauding Biden and telling their harrowing stories?

Seems odd.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2021 04:20 PM (BJKQV)

Jet lag?
Posted by: m at September 01, 2021 04:21 PM (cME97)

I mentioned possible strict NDAs with severe penalties the other day. Signing under duress was mentioned as possible way out.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (UVMn8)

220 g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2021 04:25 PM (DUIap)

*fistbump*

sup?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

221 A cheetah?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (xopIz)

222 So this is happening, take your twice a day pill vaxxers!

https://tinyurl.com/3pyzjxsu

Money, its a hit!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

223 Well, Psaki seems to be even more brazen than 4 years ago, when she was Obama's liar in chief.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (xYLkR)

224 What's the world's fastest animal?

An Appalachian Virgin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

225 "I believe it's a bird of some sort. The Peregrine Falcon?"

When it goes into Stuka dive bombing mode

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (ZHVt1)

226 A bunch of fuglies who couldn't get laid in a men only prison camp equipped with a bucket of molly chant, "Laws off our bodies."

https://bit.ly/3kLlP5R

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (UW2ZS)

227 82-this guy gets it!

Posted by: Kiss my ass Milli Vanilli at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (Tc2CN)

228 Do I watch Tarkovsky's The Mirror tonight? Or Airplane II?

They're so similar...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

229 osted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

Good grief... Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:31 PM (Zmnko)

230 See a few articles around about kids from California I think who might be there.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:31 PM (znIQ9)

231 162 Number of military officers who have resigned in protest over the treason in Trashcanistan

Well, I know of one Marine Lieutenant Colonel.
Posted by: President Ukraine at September 01, 2021 04:22 PM

If the quote in the main post is true
"We are f*cking abandoning American citizens," an Army colonel assigned to the 82nd Airborne Division wrote Sunday in frustration in a series of encrypted messages...

You may see an Army colonel retired soon. There aren't THAT many full colonels in a division, so if they want to find and punish this guy, they can. Thankfully, Biden's not the kind of vindictive, petty asshole to do t...oh, wait.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 01, 2021 04:31 PM (NCgXW)

232 Impeachment must start from the House, with Nanzi and Dem majority, that is a non starter.

However, you can use the old technique that British Parliaments used against kings back in the day via impeachment. Go after the Biden junta's ministers--technically anyone in the executive branch can be impeached and an impeachment motion is privileged in House permanent rules which means a vote. See the 1/19/2018 vote in the House on Al Green's motion. There was an immediate move to table which succeeded but Al Green's impeachment bill got voted upon and commented on briefly in the media.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 04:31 PM (xunV5)

233 A bunch of fuglies who couldn't get laid in a men only prison camp equipped with a bucket of molly chant, "Laws off our bodies."

https://bit.ly/3kLlP5R

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (UW2ZS)

Back AWAY from the buffet table......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

234 In times of flash flooding, it is nice to live at the top of the hill.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (DvQam)

Until the hill gives way and you're surfing sod.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:32 PM (KnJdm)

235 Trump fucked up by trusting the GOPe.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:32 PM (xopIz)

236 They're so similar...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at

---

Prometheus no longer in the rotation?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 01, 2021 04:32 PM (xYLkR)

237 >> See a few articles around about kids from California I think who might be there.

They should be driving around Kabul in an MRAP. Doing donuts on the Tarmac and firing M4s in the air!?

This is the problem with kids today. They don't know how to make Lemonade out of perfectly good Lemons.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:32 PM (JT9mZ)

238 224 What's the world's fastest animal?

An Appalachian Virgin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the thread-winner.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2021 04:33 PM (N39Ws)

239 So this is happening, take your twice a day pill vaxxers!

Finally, HCQ+Zinc!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:33 PM (yQpMk)

240 Tornado warning in Philly, SE PA peeps.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Raining pretty good here, with SERIOUS THUNDER !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 04:33 PM (arJlL)

241 The NY Post has an article about a daughter doing a power point presentation to her Parents that she's a STRIPPER, the Dad was there and he sat there like a CUCK, the Mom gave her a high five. I would have thrown the chair through the tv. ALSO they live in PORTLAND so that should explain it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

242 A bunch of fuglies who couldn't get laid in a men only prison camp equipped with a bucket of molly chant, "Laws off our bodies."

https://bit.ly/3kLlP5R

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (UW2ZS)

Sounds like they're saying "bans off our bodies."

They're protesting FOR the government forcing the vaccines?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

243 "But even Ryan talked about budgeting. I know no one really cares anymore because it's all culture war all the time, but tight control over budgets can influence the culture war a whole lot."

sure, and Ryan went balls to the wall to make sure regular order was restored, instead of mega-Pork omnibus (hide the sausage) bills.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (Cus5s)

244 Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (JT9mZ

I am not virtuous, not ever claimed to be. I just have no idea
what that means as I have never bumped my naked rear with Kate Upton or any other woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (AJzTi)

245 Funny about all those jokes about hillbillies fucking their cousins.

No. That's the English.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (xopIz)

246 186 Like I wrote earlier, will a Federal Reserve Note have any value in 15 years?

Especially if half the states succeed?
Posted by: JAS

A hundred years later after most of it was burned for heat or used for toilet paper, it will be a collector's item on Ebay 2300 just like Confederate money is today. Might be worth face value even in New Dollars.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (xunV5)

247 Saw this in a previous thread:
489 S.E. Sellout(Cup) is rumored to be taking over for My Father was a Senator and a War Hero McCain on the View.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 01, 2021 03:21 PM

If true, she'll have big, well, everythings to fill.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (NCgXW)

248 So this is happening, take your twice a day pill vaxxers!

https://tinyurl.com/3pyzjxsu

-
I guess they're trying to out Bee the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (d9FiS)

249 It's "the world's fastest land animal."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

African or European?

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:35 PM (KnJdm)

250 I think that's the Eddie's Boner Edition.
Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:24 PM (JT9mZ)
_________________________________

Haha! Hope all is well, brudda!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2021 04:35 PM (Bwqq4)

251 Milley went to school with Rachel Levine. Small world.

Posted by: klaftern at September 01, 2021 04:35 PM (r4sI4)

252 I'm on a hill but inches of rain it will start seeping in the basement.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:35 PM (znIQ9)

253 222 So this is happening, take your twice a day pill vaxxers!

https://tinyurl.com/3pyzjxsu

Money, its a hit!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

Probably significantly more dangerous than Ivermectin, which only needs to be taken once per week for prophylaxis. Also more expensive.

Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6RgRK)

254 The stripper's mom said she's glad her daughter is powerful.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 04:36 PM (mNhhD)

255 >>I am not virtuous, not ever claimed to be.

I hate to break it to you, but you are way out in front of the annual AoSHQ Virtue marathon. The humility is nice and all.
But you are a better person than most.
Or, at the very least, you try a lot harder.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:36 PM (JT9mZ)

256 > Sounds like they're saying "bans off our bodies."

I should have double checked.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:36 PM (UW2ZS)

257 https://6abc.com/weather/
Couple hours, maybe 1 and might see ending depending on how fast it's moving

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:36 PM (znIQ9)

258 245 Funny about all those jokes about hillbillies fucking their cousins.

No. That's the English.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM

How dare you, sir! Of course we proper English fuck our siblings, but you bucolic Americans PROCREATE amongst your siblings. Disgusting!

Posted by: English aristocratic sibling-humpers at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (NCgXW)

259 "Milley went to school with Rachel Levine. Small world."

Were on the same football team. When she was a he.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (ZHVt1)

260 My brain

My bladder

The phone calls

Everything is leaky

Mommy Jill, I don't like it here

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (QzkSJ)

261 >>> Two naked girls bumping butt to butt?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:26 PM (xopIz)

This was how authentic guacamole was made by the aztecs. Or I had a strange dream to that effect. Either or.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (cTK4u)

262 Even if the GOP held the House, they would not impeach - because 'that's not who we are'.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (hV9ir)

263
I'm on a hill but inches of rain it will start seeping in the basement.
Posted by: Skip

Usually this is because the grade around the house isn't pitched away from the foundation, not because the water table is rising. Or one the gutter downspouts isn't running far enough away from the house.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (VYGvH)

264 254 The stripper's mom said she's glad her daughter is powerful.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 04:36 PM (mNhhD)

And in a nutshell that is why she turned out to be a stripper with a mother like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (Irn0L)

265 It's like nobody wants to share history with the bidet.

And or a fracture in the ReAminated Unparty policy directions. It's complicated picking the right person and color for each job.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (nOOFl)

266 "The stripper's mom said she's glad her daughter is powerful."

She could get knocked up by a Biden. That's power

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (ZHVt1)

267 262 Even if the GOP held the House, they would not impeach - because 'that's not who we are'.
Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (hV9ir)

Gotta remember.. Joe goes in comes the Ho

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (Zmnko)

268 What is the world's fastest water animal?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (6/Jup)

269 believe it's a bird of some sort. The Peregrine Falcon?"

When it goes into Stuka dive bombing mode
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM (ZHVt1

My favorite Super Bowl ad, when I still watched, had pigeons wearing WW I pilot helmets and scarfs tipping over on their wings and dive bombing some guy in his car as he zigzags like a ship avoiding bombs.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (UVMn8)

270 What is the world's fastest land animal?

"Jerry Nadler chasing a donut truck"
--Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

271 Cheese substitutions and home manufacturing. Human zoos. The possibilities presented by armored gorillas mounted on horses carrying shitty Seventies-era plastic rifles high on bath salts. A glue rug on the southern border monitored by lonely men in helicopters. Conceptual weird breeding programs involving senators and other species. Camps. Canals. Faux authors, faux people. Gin. Wagering against Trump and winning (a Belize condo, ammunition, money, the submission of a proud person). Aztec slaves. A moon mission aborted for a Nike silo condo project. DEVO.

Other things.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (xK9An)

272 I am not virtuous, not ever claimed to be. I just have no idea what that means as I have never bumped my naked rear with Kate Upton or any other woman.

There's still time!

Posted by: Heroin at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (QU5/8)

273 These animals need to go

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 01, 2021 04:39 PM (ufFY8)

274 Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (cTK4u)

LOL. Making guacamole that way has an additional level of creepiness to it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:39 PM (AJzTi)

275 Fen, what do you mean you are not virtuous? Is this false modesty?
Do you possess these natural virtues?
Justice (do you pay your debts?)
Temperance (do you never get drunk?)
Prudence,
Fortitude.

The theological virtues, I believe you also possess.
Faith,
Hope,
Charity.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:39 PM (xopIz)

276 Subcutaneous vaccine pumps for hourly boosters!

Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Lysenko Race Theory at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (M5Siz)

277 I am forever going to ask my waitresses if the Guacamole is Authentic Guacamole.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (JT9mZ)

278 Psaki is leveling up her Gaslighting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (a3Q+t)

279 Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) has been exonerated and the Department of Justices sex trafficking investigation has been shut down as the man who made the false allegations is now behind bars. Florida developer and convicted fraud, Stephen Alford, faced a judge on Tuesday after he was indicted for extortion.

According to a newly unsealed indictment, the 62-year-old spread lies about Gaetz as part of a complex scheme to defraud Gaetzs father of $25 million.

I am sure the MSM will exonerate Geatz with the same zeal they crucified him right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (Irn0L)

280 We won't see or hear from Biden again until his big 9/11 speech.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (Owx4w)

281 So this is happening, take your twice a day pill vaxxers!

https://tinyurl.com/3pyzjxsu

*

Hahaha

$5 says it's essentially ivermectin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (3DjGn)

282 Hey garrett! :-)

Remember back when Obama wanted us to make our guacamole from... peas??!!?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (L2ZTs)

283 With her faux excuse, instead of a denial, Psaki implicilty admits the call happened and admits its contents.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (ZHVt1)

284 I am sure the MSM will exonerate Geatz with the same zeal they crucified him right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (Irn0L)

Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (Zmnko)

285 Has the media noticed yet that Biden never addresses the nation during primetime, like every other president since TV was invented???

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (Bwqq4)

286 I am forever going to ask my waitresses if the Guacamole is Authentic Guacamole.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (JT9mZ)

Don't ask her whether she recommends her amazing chimichangas.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

287 >>So this is happening, take your twice a day pill vaxxers!

https://tinyurl.com/3pyzjxsu

Ingredients : Totally Not Horse Medicine

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (JT9mZ)

288 What is the world's fastest water animal?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (6/Jup)

An Appalachian virgin in a swimming pool?

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (F0YaR)

289
Or make a photoshop of one of those Hats that has beer cans on it with straws to one's mouth. Replace "Beer" on the cans with "Pfizer Vax."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (VYGvH)

290 Private conversation? As if. LMAO. Where is fucking Bob?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (oWBc3)

291 > The stripper's mom said she's glad her daughter is powerful.

Did she call her daughter a "sex worker?" Every leftist seems to get some sort of huge thrill out of using that phrase. Everyone's a "sex worker", even the InstaTHOTs whose only pass times are doing squats, buying skimpy clothes, and posting pictures of their butts are "sex workers."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (UW2ZS)

292 Ever Propaganda Ministry outlet gets their talking point from Pskanki

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (znIQ9)

293 Leaked Phone Transcript Reveals That Biden's Handlers Told Him To.....

FIFY

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (Eus9b)

294 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:39 PM (xopIz)

Any virtue I have is a gift from the Holy Spirit. I am a sinner in need of God's grace, but I cannot pretend to understand some terms about two women having sex because I'm not part of that culture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (AJzTi)

295 Goo-goo-gah-choob, Col. Vindman. A lonely nation turns its eyes to you.

Posted by: Michael Puttre at September 01, 2021 04:42 PM (/77uJ)

296 What is the world's fastest water animal?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:38 PM (6/Jup)

Bluefin Tuna

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (KnJdm)

297 It's not funny to joke about the Avocado Shortage of 2019, Stevie.

We lost too much and too many to joke about such things.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (JT9mZ)

298 $5 says it's essentially ivermectin.

That would wipe out a bunch of libtards, since ivermectin kills parasites.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (SchxB)

299
Guacamole tastes like the devil's dingleberries.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (VYGvH)

300 Psaki is leveling up her Gaslighting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Pretty soon the reporters will need to wear welder's goggles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (d9FiS)

301 Hahaha

$5 says it's essentially ivermectin.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 01, 2021 04:41 PM (3DjGn)

Nah, that would end the pandemic and thus their graft opportunities.

Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (6RgRK)

302 Wife firing of mediocrity. Off to the conservatory for the details. Cat food and regrets.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (xK9An)

303 >There is no downside to an opposition party trying to impeach him over it.

---

What's the fucking point? Have we not had our fill of retarded political theater in this collapsing joke of a failed empire? Do the impotent losers and grifters in the GOP really need one more opportunity to pose and grandstand and run their stupid mouths while doing nothing meaningful for the people of our so-called nation?

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (0Uf+z)

304 Sooth: apparently you've never had good guac.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (L2ZTs)

305 >>Guacamole tastes like the devil's dingleberries.

And now you know why.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (JT9mZ)

306 Sooth: apparently you've never had good guac.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (L2ZTs)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (AJzTi)

307 "Paging Lt. Col Bearclaw, please pick up the white privilege courtesy phone at your local Dunkin' Donuts ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (+LJgi)

308 "What is the world's fastest water animal?"

How great is your desire to find out?

Posted by: Otter at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (Owx4w)

309 Sooth: apparently you've never had good guac.

Kneaded on the smooth plump thighs of Cuban ladies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (yQpMk)

310 Fenelon, tell me you like guac... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

311 > I am sure the MSM will exonerate Geatz with the same zeal they crucified him right?

Nah. They've already settled on a new talking point. "The blackmailer's intel was real. He went to jail for blackmail, not because his intel was wrong."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (UW2ZS)

312

Pfizer's new treatment pill is a twice daily protease inhibitor intended for patients with mild symptoms.

The only thing good to say about it is that it's a protease inhibitor with which we have 30 plus years of experience and a gazillion patients courtesy of HIV people.

Tamiflu, a minimally successful therapy for influenza, is a neuraminidase inhibitor but the concept is roughly similar.

Money baby money!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (t/8B5)

313 I can't watch that lying cvnt Psaki.

I wouldn't even hate fuck her.

Posted by: butch at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (cHvOo)

314 But you are a better person than most.
Or, at the very least, you try a lot harder.

Don't be fooled by the book's cover. Thus Spake Fenelon didn't end up here by accident. Her and her flock of mutants will show up to your sad little village at dusk, drinking bathtub hooch from gas cans, and burn your huts for fun. As you lay bleeding out and close your eyes for the last time, she'll whisper, "That's right. Time to see Jesus."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (QU5/8)

315 Bluefin Tuna

Posted by: flounder

The correct answer is Meghan McCain chasing a donut that fell overboard.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (6/Jup)

316
Never had gwack.

Just wanted an excuse to use "tastes like the devil's dingleberries."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (VYGvH)

317 My recipe for guac is pretty simple. Avocados, a favorite salsa and lots of garlic. I might also throw in some sort of spicy or smoky seasoning.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Is this a knife I hold in my hand, my Doocy?

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (mNhhD)

319 https://6abc.com/weather/
Couple hours, maybe 1 and might see ending depending on how fast it's moving
Posted by: Skip

Fine with me !

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 04:46 PM (arJlL)

320
Actually, I have.

All "Chip Dip" is garbage. You're literally putting garbage into your body.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:46 PM (VYGvH)

321 What is the world's fastest water animal?

===

Marlin !

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 04:46 PM (V13WU)

322 Daughter of Diogenes #2 makes the best guacamole this side of Nogales.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2021 04:46 PM (axyOa)

323 Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) has been exonerated and the Department of Justices sex trafficking investigation has been shut down as the man who made the false allegations is now behind bars. Florida developer and convicted fraud, Stephen Alford, faced a judge on Tuesday after he was indicted for extortion.

Keep in mind Stephen Alford, the man the FNM was relying on here for the dirt on Gaetz had recently spent 10 years in the pen for...fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 04:46 PM (DpkTQ)

324 Did she call her daughter a "sex worker?"

-
"Sex worker"? Please, "gratification counselor".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (d9FiS)

325 Those things can give you a ride !

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (V13WU)

326 Fen,
the three theological virtues are gifts of the Holy Spirit.
The four natural virtues are from natural law and were known to Aristotle and Plato.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (xopIz)

327 302 Wife firing of mediocrity. Off to the conservatory for the details. Cat food and regrets.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:43 PM (xK9An)

--------

Deep Haikus by Sun Tzu?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (+LJgi)

328 Tamiflu, a minimally successful therapy for influenza, is a neuraminidase inhibitor but the concept is roughly similar.

Tamiflu is arguably worse then the flu it is supposed to mitigate

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (DpkTQ)

329 Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes, I do, but I'm hoping the preparation of it does not involve any ones naked thighs or backside or any other part of their anatomy aside from their hands. That's the only part of my anatomy (Hands, I mean) that I've made guacamole from, but I do understand some people have food fetishes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (AJzTi)

330 I have enough for a Pynchon novel, I think.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (xK9An)

331 >>Daughter of Diogenes #2 makes the best guacamole this side of Nogales.

Does she use the Traditional Recipe?

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (JT9mZ)

332 The problem with guacamole is avocados.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (V13WU)

333 As you lay bleeding out and close your eyes for the last time, she'll whisper, "That's right. Time to see Jesus."

That's why Fen is loved around here, she always has time to talk about Jesus if you're in a position to listen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (SchxB)

334 Doesn't guac also need some Lime and Salt?

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (JT9mZ)

335 Raggedy Ann needs to shove those transcripts up her dirty, stinky, diseased gash and have it stitched shut with 200 lb test if she wants them to be off limit.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (y7DUB)

336
Your daily diet can't be like you're at a New Year's Eve party.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (VYGvH)

337 Mmmm. Now I am hungry for hand guacamole.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

338
What's the fucking point?

Why did the left impeach Trump?

We need to use the same tools of war our enemies use.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (DpkTQ)

339 How I make guac:

Avacado
Sour Cream
Chopped Cilantro
Salt
Crush one small tomato into the goop
A few drops of lime juice to keep the green up.
A ilttle onion powder can be nice too

DO NOT USE JALEPENOS or any spicy element. The purpose of guac and sour cream is the cool smooth contrast to the spicy food. Alton Brown gets this wrong but what the hell does a Brit know about Tex/Mex

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

340 "Like I wrote earlier, will a Federal Reserve Note have any value in 15 years?"

You know when it doesn't. Crypto will stop valuing itself in dollars.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (Bwqq4)

341 Christopher Taylor, hmmm thanks for that recipe.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

342 Did she call her daughter a "sex worker?"
___

She must be so proud.

My daughters are happy with being a cosmetologist and a mother without feeling the need to pervert themselves.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (zlR/u)

343 >>A few drops of lime juice to keep the green up.

That works?

Posted by: Green Giant at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (JT9mZ)

344 garrett, yup. Garlic, lime and salt.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

345 So the idiot propagandist Walensky at the Center for Disease Creation is advising that Normals not travel over the Labor Day weekend.

I'm 100% sure that the Normals don't care what she has to say about anything and the advice will summarily be ignored.

These clowns have to know that by now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (+LCoQ)

346 All "Chip Dip" is garbage. You're literally putting garbage into your body

There are exceptions (salsa, guac) but yeah mostly so. But, I mean, chips are garbage food anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

347 >>> Alton Brown gets this wrong but what the hell does a Brit know about Tex/Mex
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

Isn't Alton from Atlanta?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (cTK4u)

348 DO NOT USE JALEPENOS or any spicy element. The purpose of guac and sour cream is the cool smooth contrast to the spicy food. Alton Brown gets this wrong but what the hell does a Brit know about Tex/Mex

He knows it's not baby poop, which puts him one up on Beta O'Dork.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (SchxB)

349 Did dad have some ones in his hand?

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (Owx4w)

350 Behind the scenes McConnell worked against Trump.

Behind the scenes McConnell works to protect Biden.

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (28b0e)

351 You want to know something weird? I went to the grocery store on Monday, and even though we were outside the hurricane path, every gallon of milk and every roll of TP was gone.

I thought it an odd combination of necessities.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (yQpMk)

352

I actively discourage use of tamiflu for most patients. Statistically you get about an 18-hour improvement in symptom resolution. Most people have minimal side effects with it but a few percent have significant psychological effects and a few percent of those have full on psychotic breaks. The psychological side effects are more prominent in children who, ironically, are also at least risk and most tolerant of influenza to begin with, but parents grasp at straws.

Odd, I seem to be sensing a pattern here...

Posted by: Dr. Nick at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (t/8B5)

353 >>Deep Haikus by Sun Tzu?
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (+LJgi)

English mastery.
Confident delivery.
Hindi game failure.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (xK9An)

354 The only time I measure is with rice and baking. The rest of the time its "eh, that looks like the right amount"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

355 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM (QU5/

Probably not, and none of my flock are mutants

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (AJzTi)

356 A tornado in Philly would be the best thing to happen to the Shitty of Brotherly Love since Nick Foles

Posted by: Regular joe at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM (L9P9s)

357 Now I am hungry for hand guacamole.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

?

Posted by: Phrasing? at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (28b0e)

358 My new daily read is the British Daily Mail.

Today's lede:
WH Gaslights America
Nothing to see here: Psaki REFUSES to discuss Joe's leaked call with ex-Afghanistan President that reveals Biden KNEW Afghan army was collapsing, because it was 'private'

And Adele lost a lot of weight and is now voluptuous hot

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (ZHVt1)

359 Doesn't guac also need some Lime and Salt?

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (JT9mZ)

No, that's shots of tequila.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (F0YaR)

360 All "Chip Dip" is garbage. You're literally putting garbage into your body

There are exceptions (salsa, guac) but yeah mostly so. But, I mean, chips are garbage food anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

Delicious, yummy garbage.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (KnJdm)

361 I don't like avocados. Exception: my sister's guac. I think it's got diced de-seeded tomatoes, onion, lime juice, cilantro. Mashed to chunky status.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (mNhhD)

362 The call is coming from inside the house.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (vuisn)

363 On my balcony, watching the storm, smoking Lane 1Q from a pipe I made myself, enjoying a scotch...

Life can be good if we let it.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (cvNl1)

364 Isn't Alton from Atlanta?

Forget it, he's rolling

...wait, that's me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

365 Jenn Psaki claimed credit today for the Biden administration, "Fully 330 Million Americans were NOT left behind Taliban lines and those voters will show their appreciation to Democrats!"

Posted by: Babylon Bee at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (/SRMG)

366 Dude posting a huge W raising a baby raccoon like a puppy and dog. Raccoon acts like a puppy and a good boy. Takes him to work and everywhere.
(AtC will object and seethe over this turn of events)

https://mobile.twitter.com/MeatRattler/
status/1433077165508251651

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (4zA5e)

367 Oh yeah, and salt.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (mNhhD)

368 When Mr. Bassman and I got flu one year, the doc prescribed Relenza. That stuff was awesome -- knocked out the symptoms for several hours. You could feel it wearing off a little bit before the next dose was due. It worked by impeding replication of the virus.

I don't know why I don't hear about it being used any more.

Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (6RgRK)

369 A bunch of fuglies who couldn't get laid in a men only prison camp equipped with a bucket of molly chant, "Laws off our bodies."
https://bit.ly/3kLlP5R
Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:30 PM

I wonder what position the half that are masked have on mandatory vaxxing and masking?

Also, they don't look smart enough to take a bucket of molybdenum disulphide into the men's prison with them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (a3Q+t)

370 Posted by: Phrasing? at September 01, 2021 04:51 PM (28b0e)

Fen makes hand guacamole instead of the traditional recipe.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)

371 357 Now I am hungry for hand guacamole.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KnJdm)

Will you settle for hand mayonnaise?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (vuisn)

372 >>A few drops of lime juice to keep the green up.

That works?
Posted by: Green Giant at September 01, 2021 04:49 PM (JT9mZ)

Bob Dole highly recommends it.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (cTK4u)

373 Avacado
Sour Cream
Chopped Cilantro
Salt
Crush one small tomato into the goop
A few drops of lime juice to keep the green up.
A ilttle onion powder can be nice too

DO NOT USE JALEPENOS or any spicy element. The purpose of guac and sour cream is the cool smooth contrast to the spicy food. Alton Brown gets this wrong but what the hell does a Brit know about Tex/Mex
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

This is completely incorrect. Apologize to your mouth.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (xK9An)

374 THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

375 Fen makes hand guacamole instead of the traditional recipe.
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)

In fairness, traditional requires two women. Maybe she doesn't get any help.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)

376 Is it possible to use horse EXLaX in a gas and bomb the shit.....

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (nOOFl)

377
"Everyone should eat as if they already have diabetes. Otherwise, you will have diabetes, some day."
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (VYGvH)

378 Rain lightening finally

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (znIQ9)

379 You want to know something weird? I went to the grocery store on Monday, and even though we were outside the hurricane path, every gallon of milk and every roll of TP was gone.

I thought it an odd combination of necessities.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Is it tho?

Posted by: Non Europeans at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (4zA5e)

380 "Sex worker"? Please, "gratification counselor".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 04:47 PM (d9FiS)

Gratification counselor sounds a lot classier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (AJzTi)

381 >Why did the left impeach Trump?

---

to help create a media narrative, which only works when you control the fucking media

The left controls every single institution in society, and the right still expects the system to provide some kind of fair recourse?

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at September 01, 2021 04:53 PM (0Uf+z)

382 Everyone should eat as if they already have diabetes. Otherwise, you will have diabetes, some day.

Or at least some sugar-related systemic illness. This is not a joke. Start young and stay smart, older you will thank you.

Don't give up everything good. Just give up an excess of anything good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

383 I am not virtuous, not ever claimed to be. I just have no idea
what that means as I have never bumped my naked rear with Kate Upton or any other woman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:34 PM (AJzTi)

I adore you as you are and have no wish for you to change.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2021 04:54 PM (HG00O)

384 what the hell does a Brit know about Tex/Mex
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

Weirdest out of context food I had was enchiladas at a British pub in Athens, Greece. The spices were mostly Greek.

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 04:54 PM (mbFEM)

385 Weirdest out of context food I had was enchiladas at a British pub in Athens, Greece.

I had a burrito on the docks in Seattle, out of sheer desperation and hunger.

It was stew in a tortilla. I'm not joking it was someone opened up a damned can of Dinty Moore and put it in a tortilla and called it a burrito.

And it was bad stew.

I threw it at the trash, missed, and a couple seagulls came over to investigate.

They didn't want it either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

386 > Doesn't guac also need some Lime and Salt?

I love salt, but I've found you need to have a light touch when it comes to salt.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:55 PM (UW2ZS)

387 How many people here think Usurper Biden will finish his first term let alone run for a second one?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 01, 2021 04:55 PM (oSy3T)

388 Weirdest out of context food I had was enchiladas at a British pub in Athens, Greece. The spices were mostly Greek.
Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 04:54 PM (mbFEM)

I know that place. Friends took me since I was from Texas, and they wanted me to "taste this amazing Mexican food!"
I threw up for three days after eating there.

Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (JrN/x)

389 In guac, I mean.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (UW2ZS)

390 Avocados. Salt. Cilantro. Diced tomato, diced onion, jalapeno. Toasted ground cumin seeds if you've got the time. Simple, like the Aztecs who serve Zod Imperial. More than that (maybe a squeeze of lime) is complication.

Posted by: ZOD at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (xK9An)

391
You're literally putting garbage into your body

Sounds like a vax/mask shamer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (63Dwl)

392 >>REPORTER: "Was the president in any way pushing a false narrative in that call?"

PSAKI: "I am not going to go into the details of a private conversation..."

>>Psaki says she's "not going to get into...leaked call transcripts."

So...PissHockey pretty-much admits the leaked document is an accurate record of the phone call? Interesting.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (AMIL/)

393 Plosi promulgated the Trumpeachment early in December before he was sworn in.

Something I read somewhere on Earth.

Posted by: klaftern at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (r4sI4)

394 The Biden administration has begun scrubbing public records detailing the $82.9 billion U.S. investment in Afghanistan's armed forces..._DM

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (1EKMc)

395 Cumin is optional, but it has to be used very sparingly or it takes over any recipe except Chili.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

396

Relenza uses the same mechanism of action as tamiflu. It is however delivered by an inhaler. When it was introduced it was really expensive, and some patients had pretty significant broncospasms with it, and some patients just don't like inhalers. My experience was that it was no more effective than the tamiflu. Glad you had a good response to it though!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (t/8B5)

397 But winds are picking up

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (znIQ9)

398 Ok, Alton was born in california but moved to Georgia a long while ago and still lives there. When I lived in and around ATL 15ish years ago I knew people that met him at the grocery store and whatnot. He lives in Marietta.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (cTK4u)

399 Just wanted an excuse to use "tastes like the devil's dingleberries."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM

It's true, we don't get referenced around here much anymore for some reason.

Posted by: Brussels Sprouts at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (a3Q+t)

400 I know that place. Friends took me since I was from Texas, and they wanted me to "taste this amazing Mexican food!"
I threw up for three days after eating there.
Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 04:56 PM (JrN/x)

Bobby's II in Glyfada?

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (mbFEM)

401 I am a huge fan of Alton Brown and his cooking, loved his show, but ... hes wrong about guac.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

402 Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2021 04:54 PM (HG00O)

Thanks; I appreciate that and I'm sure that others here would be at least slightly disappointed if I suddenly started talking about my ummm-"non traditional" ways of making guacamole.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:58 PM (AJzTi)

403 >>> Cumin is optional, but it has to be used very sparingly or it takes over any recipe except Chili.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

Cumin is not optional on hummis though.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 04:58 PM (cTK4u)

404 > Weirdest out of context food I had was enchiladas at a British pub in Athens, Greece. The spices were mostly Greek.

"Real" enchiladas use the skin from the forehead of a pig. Real enchiladas are gross. I prefer the version we have in the US.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 04:58 PM (UW2ZS)

405 Demons posting their Ls online.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JUST_mittens/status/
1432898456188825604

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 04:58 PM (4zA5e)

406
But winds are picking up
Posted by: Skip

Winds of change?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2021 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

407 I threw up for three days after eating there.
Posted by: Moki

ew.

Hiya Moki !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (arJlL)

408 what the hell does a Brit know about Tex/Mex
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

Weirdest out of context food I had was enchiladas at a British pub in Athens, Greece. The spices were mostly Greek.

When in Cape Town, South Africa, a group of us went to a "Tex/Mex" food truck. Granted the "fajita" meat was something local and had a different taste to it - but much of everything else was pretty damned authentic.

I think we were his first / only Texas customers, so he was very nervous when we told him where we are from, and that we are serious food critics.

Imagine his relief when, after carefully tasting the variety of foods, that we said that this would do quite well as genuine Tex/Mex in Austin and Houston.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (+LCoQ)

409 Let's not let this distract us from the real scandal: Trump's CFO had a company car

Posted by: In Exile at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (jL9aV)

410 Just wanted an excuse to use "tastes like the devil's dingleberries."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 04:45 PM

I laughed; Thanks. It's my sincere hope that you never do have to taste the devil's dingelberries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (AJzTi)

411
Avocado, lime, salt, a little salsa verde (mild or medium). Mashed up until moderately chunky.

I tend to like things simple.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (n+4am)

412 Real enchiladas are gross. I prefer the version we have in the US.

A lot of authentic food is horrendous but made better when brought to the US, in my opinion. 90% of authentic Chinese cooking is inedible and ghastly both in stench and flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

413 Priorities, people

Posted by: In Exile at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (jL9aV)

414 cough

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

415 hi everyone!

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (hV9ir)

416 I love hummus but it gives me the burps.

Some beers do that too -- Rolling Rock especially.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (vuisn)

417 I had some Solvent Green at McDonalds everywhere.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (nOOFl)

418 Glad you had a good response to it though!
Posted by: Dr. Nick at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (t/8B5

It's interesting to hear your experience. Actually, I was very surprised that inhaling the powder didn't cause a coughing fit, but I had no trouble with it.

Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (6RgRK)

419 But winds are picking up
Posted by: Skip

The rain has slowed to a drizzle, but DEEP RRRRRRRUMBLINGS of Thunder

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (arJlL)

420 What a place this is. I come back after doing some *work* (four letter word warning), read about the latest absolutely horrible criminal behavior by our Precedent, and scroll down to see that the conversation has evolved into a discussion of how to make guacamole. BTW, my guac recipe is featured in the Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (/uaBM)

421
FEED ME

Posted by: The Barrel at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (n+4am)

422 "Wholly Guacamole"

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:00 PM (1EKMc)

423 Will you settle for hand mayonnaise?
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM

Don't waste it!

Posted by: Harvey W. at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)

424 Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (arJlL)

425 419 But winds are picking up
Posted by: Skip

The rain has slowed to a drizzle, but DEEP RRRRRRRUMBLINGS of Thunder

The fog is getting thicker.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

426 Avocado, lime, salt, a little red onion and cilantro.

No sour cream or Mayo. That's repulsive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (ZqoJU)

427 and that's why I put the underline and strikethrough tags in my name field

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

428 You know you are from Texas when your Mexican restaurant decision is based on their chips and hot sauce.
That said, had amazing queso and Chihuahua fajitas at a new mexican restaurant.
Chihuahua fajitas = Beef, chicken, shrimp and slices of bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (W2taJ)

429 The rain has slowed to a drizzle, but DEEP RRRRRRRUMBLINGS of Thunder

The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

A dog barked.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn8)

430 I think we were his first / only Texas customers, so he was very nervous when we told him where we are from, and that we are serious food critics.

Imagine his relief when, after carefully tasting the variety of foods, that we said that this would do quite well as genuine Tex/Mex in Austin and Houston.

------

"It's greasy with suspect health codes and sketchy meat... PERFECT!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (MhLHf)

431 356 A tornado in Philly would be the best thing to happen to the Shitty of Brotherly Love since Nick Foles
Posted by: Regular joe at September 01, 2021 04:50 PM

I saw Shitty of Brotherly Love open for Chicago at Madison Square Garden in '93.

Posted by: Esoteric Band Guy at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (NCgXW)

432 No sour cream or Mayo. That's repulsive.

Just a little bit of sour cream helps the smooth texture. If you like it chunky, I'd leave it out.

These days I have to use plain greek yogurt though, can't eat sour cream

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

433
The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

And Leon's getting laaaaaarger...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (n+4am)

434 The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

The deep sound of a horn is heard in the distance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

435 The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

"And Leon's getting LARGER !"

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (arJlL)

436 You know you are from Texas when your Mexican restaurant decision is based on their chips and hot sauce.

"Where are the green chiles!!!?!?!"
--New Mexico

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

437 New Mexicans order their plato supremos "make it Christmas," which means both red and green sauce.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (/uaBM)

438
Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (arJlL)

HA! Beat you to the painfully obvious joke!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (n+4am)

439 >> If you like it chunky

SOLD!

Posted by: Ben Domenech at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (JT9mZ)

440 A dog barked.
_______

A tree shed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (r+sAi)

441
Bobby's II in Glyfada?
Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 04:57 PM (mbFEM)

Near the AF base? Apollion? (I can't remember completely, I just knew we were near the base.) Yeah, only went the one time. That was enough.

There was a better Mexican restaurant in Hong Kong that was owned by an American gal. It wasn't great, but I never got sick there. Every once in a while she would get in real Nacho cheese doritos, which were rare in those times. She'd make velveeta and rotel queso and call up her regular American customers to come down for it.

Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (JrN/x)

442 Thunder

The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

A dog barked.
Posted by: Beartooth

A woman screamed!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (Vxu+H)

443 Pico de gallo >>>>>>> guacamole

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (mNhhD)

444 IC What Up?

Posted by: TC at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (3QNux)

445
The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

And Leon's getting larger!

Posted by: Johnny at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (Ojki1)

446 I saw Shitty of Brotherly Love open for Chicago at Madison Square Garden in '93.
Posted by: Esoteric Band Guy at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (NCgXW)

They played at the Khyber Pass and puked on the stage.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (vuisn)

447 In defense of New Mexico: green chiles are damn tasty. So is that pickled cactus stuff, whatever its called.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

448 Hiya JT, how're things?

Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (JrN/x)

449 The rain has slowed to a drizzle, but DEEP RRRRRRRUMBLINGS of Thunder

The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

A woman screamed.
A dog barked.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (AiZBA)

450 A dog barked.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM

The caravan moved on.

Posted by: Jen P. at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (a3Q+t)

451 HA! Beat you to the painfully obvious joke!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

You're faster on the draw !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (arJlL)

452 Ask flounder about hummus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (eqVWr)

453 >>>
A lot of authentic food is horrendous but made better when brought to the US, in my opinion. 90% of authentic Chinese cooking is inedible and ghastly both in stench and flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
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Ex and I frequented a local Chinese mom and pop restaurant. We became familiar friends and, them knowing what we preferred, asked them to serve us from the left side of the menu (Chinese).

They were so pleased.
We couldn't eat it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (1EKMc)

454 Thunder

The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

A dog barked.
Posted by: Beartooth

A woman screamed!

"slow down!!!"
--a thousand kindle mystery writers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

455 A lot of authentic food is horrendous but made better when brought to the US, in my opinion. 90% of authentic Chinese cooking is inedible and ghastly both in stench and flavor.
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Remember that most ethnic cuisine is poor people food brought over by peasants immigrating to the US. So once they get here they suddenly have access to better quality ingredients and more spices than before.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (MhLHf)

456 Ike warned us and we ignored him

Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (uCLWI)

457 The rain has slowed to a drizzle, but DEEP RRRRRRRUMBLINGS of Thunder

The fog is getting thicker.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

A dog barked.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn

The maid swung her hips.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (V13WU)

458 Hiya JT, how're things?
Posted by: Moki

Mahvelous !

You ?

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (arJlL)

459 423 Will you settle for hand mayonnaise?
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 01, 2021 04:52 PM

Don't waste it!
Posted by: Harvey W. at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM

Please God, no more! It's not what plants crave!

Posted by: Harvey's Ficus at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (NCgXW)

460 > A lot of authentic food is horrendous but made better when brought to the US, in my opinion. 90% of authentic Chinese cooking is inedible and ghastly both in stench and flavor.

I totally agree. I have learned to instantly reject any food offered to me as a "delicacy." I've never once been given a "delicacy" that wasn't absolutely revolting.

I believe most dishes with that categorization are trash food that desperate people ate when their only other option was starving. Over time, they eventually came to sort of like the taste. Then they forced it onto their children and grandchildren.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (UW2ZS)

461 Ask flounder about hummus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (eqVWr)

Ass paste.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (KnJdm)

462 Good thing the hub and I never counted on SS as a retirement plan, since we knew we were never going to see a dime of it back when we were in high school.

The Social Security trust fund most Americans rely on for their retirement will run out of money in 12 years, one year sooner than expected, according to an annual government report.

https://tinyurl.com/593zmp3h

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (zlR/u)

463 The corn stalks bent northward magnetically.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (r+sAi)

464 280 We won't see or hear from Biden again until his big 9/11 speech.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:40 PM (Owx4w)

He'll pledge to get us out of Afghanistan.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (DwEUu)

465 A dog barked.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:02 PM

Nope.

*Rolls over*

*Plays dead*

Posted by: MSM at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (Ojki1)

466 Ike warned us and we ignored him
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (uCLWI)

The Industrial Avocado Complex.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (yQpMk)

467 A woman screamed.
A dog barked.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (AiZBA)
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I closed my eyes
I couldn't think

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (1EKMc)

468 Near the AF base? Apollion? (I can't remember completely, I just knew we were near the base.) Yeah, only went the one time. That was enough.
....
Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (JrN/x)

Hellenikon AB. Must be the same one, I can't imagine there were a lot of British pubs serving Tex Mex in Athens!

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (mbFEM)

469 32 Whatever happened to that hot blonde press secretary for Trump, Kaighly something?
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (Owx4w)

She's a co-host on Outnumbered. FOX. High noon.

Posted by: joefl65 at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (FcrV3)

470 She'd make velveeta and rotel queso and call up her regular American customers to come down for it.

I know that probably makes purists scream in horror but... its really good. Velveeta is some kid of demonic curse upon cheese but if you use it in the right stuff, its amazing.

Melt some and pour it over grilled cauliflower, for instance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

471 For Americans, eating anything but hot dogs is cultural appropriation and is banned under the Biden junta with extreme prejudice. Ooops, well don't call it a frankfurter and maybe no one will notice.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (/uaBM)

472 The maid swung her hips.
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM

The guac was made.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (a3Q+t)

473 A woman screamed!

my ass puckered with anticipation

Posted by: Carly at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (uCLWI)

474 Wait a minute, I am pretty sure I've being paying FICA all these years ! I want my money back !

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (V13WU)

475 424 Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:01 PM (arJlL)

Hope you're doing well, JT.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (hV9ir)

476 The maid swung her hips.
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (V13WU)

But its the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insaneeee

Posted by: Magenta at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (Ojki1)

477 The Social Security trust fund most Americans rely on for their retirement will run out of money in 12 years, one year sooner than expected, according to an annual government report.

Doesn't that mean that in 12 years it will quit having surpluses to buy special IOUs that will never be repaid?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

478 "Somewhere in the unseasonable fog, there was a muffled shot, a sharp scream, and the sound of a car door slamming in the distance; meanwhile in the island paradise of Vanatu . . ."

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (HG00O)

479 I believe most dishes with that categorization are trash food that desperate people ate when their only other option was starving

I am certain of it. I think that's where crap like lutefisk came from: absolute desperation and limited supplies.

Every so often, something like Kim Chee comes from it and its wonderful. But very rarely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

480 Near the AF base? Apollion? (I can't remember completely, I just knew we were near the base.) Yeah, only went the one time. That was enough.
....
Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:03 PM (JrN/x)

Nearer the Apollon Hotel than the AB, that is probably what you are thinking of.

My apartment was in Glyfada

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 05:08 PM (mbFEM)

481 A chicken squawked. Again and again.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 05:08 PM (Owx4w)

482 The green four vac

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

483 The chicken is sexed.

I repeat, the chicken is sexed.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (mNhhD)

484
Doesn't that mean that in 12 years it will quit having surpluses to buy special IOUs that will never be repaid?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

Lol.

Posted by: Congress at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (Ojki1)

485 You misspelled lac

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (/uaBM)

486 Juicy leak. The coup plotters are fighting among themselves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens

I wondered how these "leaks" are getting out. Is the Obama and Clinton's proxies at war here?

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

487 Doesn't that mean that in 12 years it will quit having surpluses to buy special IOUs that will never be repaid?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

It means they will issue unfunded promissory notes that will have a secondary market value based on the purchaser's belief in the likelihood of getting paid

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (HG00O)

488 Best Chinese food I ate was at a NATO officers hotel in Luxemburg City.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (UVMn8)

489 I repeat, the chicken is sexed.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (mNhhD)

I applied to be a chicken sexer. It's not at all what I thought.

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (mbFEM)

490 I did not sex that chicken!

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:09 PM (/uaBM)

491 Whatever happened to that hot blonde press secretary for Trump, Kaighly something?
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (Owx4w)

She's a co-host on Outnumbered. FOX. High noon.
Posted by: joefl65 at September 01, 2021 05:06 PM (FcrV3)
*************
A great show with strong conservative women and usually 1 conservative guy. Once in awhile they'll allow a lib, but not often.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (NpAcC)

492
Mahvelous !

You ?
Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (arJlL)

Eh. I had a crisis of abnormal proportion this morning and came this close to packing a bag and boarding a bus for who knows where.

Then I had my morning coffee and felt better, and chose not to take that particular course of action.

Glad you are doing good!

Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (JrN/x)

493 >>> Ask flounder about hummus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2021 05:04 PM (eqVWr)

Ass paste.
Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (KnJdm)

A lot of people hate it. And it's supposed to have a lot of that bad estrogen-like stuff being legume-based and all. But I just friggan love it, some pita, olive oil, and cumin. Mmmm mmm. I just control myself lest I get manboobs.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (cTK4u)

494 460 > A lot of authentic food is horrendous but made better when brought to the US, in my opinion. 90% of authentic Chinese cooking is inedible and ghastly both in stench and flavor.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM

I remember a YouTube video I watched a while ago with Chinese immigrants eating Panda Express food. The 2nd generation teens/early 20s were all bitching about how phoney and insulting the food was, and bland and gross. Then, the parents/grandparents that were actually from China ate it, and said how good and flavorful it was. American liberal indoctrination is strong in the young.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (NCgXW)

495 You know you are from Texas when your Mexican restaurant decision is based on their chips and hot sauce.

The best hot sauce was in this place in Matehuala Mexico. Ordered the lamb, looked like they threw a small animal into a running lawn mower and threw on a plate whatever came out the mower exhaust, but oh my, the hot sauce was a perfect concoction.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (+LCoQ)

496 Hope you're doing well, JT.
Posted by: IC

Quack - Quack !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (arJlL)

497 There is always a photograph comparison to when a President first comes in to office and how he looks leaving office and the aging that occurs. Biden came in that way - he'll be a skeleton rattling his bones if he lasts that long.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (oiNtH)

498 Anybody else buy a shit ton of GameStop when Lung AIDS hit Wuhan in Jan 2020. Congrats, it's close to being added to the SandP forcing index funds to buy it.
*laughs in profits and accelerationism*

https://mobile.twitter.com/laraaaanguyen/status/
1433142993381298177/photo/1

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (4zA5e)

499 Good fresh salsa is a joy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (yQpMk)

500 Oh look. Something else to be pissed about.

Biden is the gift that keeps on giving. To our enemies.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (pxOpH)

501 Mmmm mmm. I just control myself lest I get manboobs.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (cTK4u)

I am not particularly fond of it, but I got a reputation to uphold, I guess.

Posted by: flounder at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (KnJdm)

502 Biden came in that way - he'll be a skeleton rattling his bones if he lasts that long.
Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2021 05:11 PM (oiNtH)
___

Only God knows.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (zlR/u)

503 blaster- Hellenikon, thank you. I was thinking of the Apollon Hotel, which was on the base, and the only place we were allowed to have the Marine Ball, due to security.

Thanks for the reminder!

Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (JrN/x)

504 we're about to become relavant

Posted by: RINOs at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (uCLWI)

505 I don't think Biden is going to last very much longer the way things are going. Unfortunately, that means there will be Cameltoes in our future. Ugh.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (/uaBM)

506 Where is Lt Col "Fat Boy" Vindman when we need him !!

Posted by: James at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (24+Vp)

507 Eh. I had a crisis of abnormal proportion this morning and came this close to packing a bag and boarding a bus for who knows where.

Then I had my morning coffee and felt better, and chose not to take that particular course of action.

Glad you are doing good!
Posted by: Moki

I hope it all works out for ya !!!

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (arJlL)

508 Since they took up the Silver Certificates everything is a promissory note.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (1EKMc)

509 Best Indian food I ever had was in Nairobi and I'm not even a fan of Indian. A whole cauliflower that was yellow, yum.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (mNhhD)

510 Kamala thinks she can hide in the basement and not be blamed for this disaster

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (NpAcC)

511 oh yes, how to carve a duck, Chinese style: Use a cleaver, avoid the joints. Mmmmm, razor sharp bone splinters.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (HG00O)

512 505 I don't think Biden is going to last very much longer the way things are going. Unfortunately, that means there will be Cameltoes in our future. Ugh.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (/uaBM)

Yep.. Joe goes we get the Ho

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (Zmnko)

513 VP Horris will not last long because she is deep in the "Shit" also.......

Posted by: James at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (24+Vp)

514 A camel toe ached.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (r+sAi)

515 A great show with strong conservative women and usually 1 conservative guy.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2021 05:10 PM (NpAcC)

Yep, I've had that dream too.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (ghoDT)

516 Lost Internet not sure why

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (6omcS)

517 Well shit, give joey b. some props here...he's a consistent liar.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (r1z5A)

518 Lost Internet not sure why
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:13 PM (6omcS)

EMP?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

519 Thank Gaia the Mean Tweets are gone. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (Xrfse)

520 I don't think Biden is going to last very much longer the way things are going. Unfortunately, that means there will be Cameltoes in our future. Ugh.

Is Cameltoes under ANY obligation to keep any of the White House staff, counselors, secretaries or other appointees?

Because this could be fun watching those who have hitched their careers to Cameltoes making war against the weekend at Bernie's staff who want to keep their position.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (+LCoQ)

521 I don't think Biden is going to last very much longer the way things are going. Unfortunately, that means there will be Cameltoes in our future. Ugh.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (/uaBM)

In away I want this to happen soon. Let her destroy herself sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (UVMn8)

522 Lost Internet not sure why
Posted by: Skip's Phone

Are you in Cuba?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (r1z5A)

523 You misspelled lac

I know

And I love Hummus. especially home made. Its best with real tahini sauce, but you can sub peanut butter in a pinch and get pretty good results. Its a lot cheaper that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

524 Kamala thinks she can hide in the basement and not be blamed for this disaster

I'm so old, I remember when she was "the last one in the room" on Afghanistan.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (l0Lgi)

525 Night of the long cameltoes.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (/uaBM)

526 But even Ryan talked about budgeting. I know no one really cares anymore because it's all culture war all the time, but tight control over budgets can influence the culture war a whole lot.

Ryan pushed the big lie about 'after ten years... blah blah blah, something magic, balanced budget.. '

Anyone pushing the 'In Ten Years..' cow shit is lying after each budget is remade every year. Or supposed to. Now it's just continuous spending.

Sorry.. reflective Ryan hate kicked in.. nothing against you, TJM..

Posted by: Blanco at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (Ay9RF)

527 456 Ike warned us and we ignored him
Posted by: REDACTED at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (uCLWI)

IIRC from when I was a young kid (late 80's, early 90's), he was looked at as almost engaging in conspiracy theories at the time. It was like: here is this man of standing, trust, duty and Honor and he is speaking of shadowy government cabals?! Maybe he was going senile?

We should have known better. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (z4k8L)

528
I hope it all works out for ya !!!
Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (arJlL)

I'm good! I don't even know if buses are running with the kung flu issues going on. How would that even work to make it worth sending a bus cross country with ten or twelve people on board? The ticket prices would have to be insane.

Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (JrN/x)

529 > You know you are from Texas when your Mexican restaurant decision is based on their chips and hot sauce.

I'm not much of a chip snob in Mex restaurants, but I 100% agree with the hot sauce heuristic. If their hot sauce sucks, the food will suck and it's not worth going back.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (UW2ZS)

530 Did the government ever call for the flag to be lowered for the Marines, Sailor, and Soldier?

Posted by: Dingbat at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (rNXR7)

531 Lost Internet not sure why

Did mom pick up the phone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

532 Breaking News: VP Hooker stopped Joe Biden from using Nukes to kill the Kabul Airport bomber. She is the hero that saved the USA from a NUCLEAR WAR with the Taliban........... Brilliant and Wilsonian !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at September 01, 2021 05:16 PM (24+Vp)

533
A youtuber likes to eat Slim Jims dipped in nacho jalapeno cheese dip.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 01, 2021 05:16 PM (VYGvH)

534 Do the Tolleyban have nukes now? Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (/uaBM)

535 There's a lot of YouTubers and TV personalities who have made a career of eating foreign 'delicacies'.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (HmZuC)

536 I remember a YouTube video I watched a while ago with Chinese immigrants eating Panda Express food. The 2nd generation teens/early 20s were all bitching about how phoney and insulting the food was, and bland and gross. Then, the parents/grandparents that were actually from China ate it, and said how good and flavorful it was. American liberal indoctrination is strong in the young.
Posted by: Grimmy
___

Souped Up Recipes on utoob shows you how to cook great Asian foodstuffs.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (zlR/u)

537 A youtuber likes to eat Slim Jims dipped in nacho jalapeno cheese dip.

That's the stuff that makes your doctor frown a lot when he's checking your heart at age 50

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

538 Even if it was a video of her and Kate Upton, going ass to ass on a double ender, I still wouldn't click on that.
Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2021 04:16

Well, you didn't need to share that, but kudos for a vivid imagination. Heck that could even be Vivid.

Posted by: Farmer at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (55Qr6)

539 Do the Tolleyban have nukes now? Wouldn't surprise me.

Who knows.. Their buddies the Pakis do

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (Zmnko)

540 Is Cameltoes under ANY obligation to keep any of the White House staff, counselors, secretaries or other appointees?

Because this could be fun watching those who have hitched their careers to Cameltoes making war against the weekend at Bernie's staff who want to keep their position.

I've heard lots of rumors of very low morale among Heel's Up's staff. Most of them hate her guts.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (UW2ZS)

541 You know you are from Texas when your Mexican restaurant decision is based on their chips and hot sauce.

-
My favorite Mexican restaurant closed a few years ago after, maybe, 30 years. Their chips and salsa was a major factor in being my favorite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 05:18 PM (d9FiS)

542 530 Did the government ever call for the flag to be lowered for the Marines, Sailor, and Soldier?

Posted by: Dingbat at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (rNXR7)

Yes, August 26 - 30.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2021 05:18 PM (AMIL/)

543 When the truth comes out it will probably turn out that every nation except maybe a few in Africa have nukes. We know the Israelis do and there is serious speculation about Japan and Taiwan. SA used to have them, apparently, but don't know if they still do. Let's hope France never gets them or we're all doomed.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (/uaBM)

544 Do the Tolleyban have nukes now? Wouldn't surprise me.

My word as a Biden...

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (l0Lgi)

545 503 blaster- Hellenikon, thank you. I was thinking of the Apollon Hotel, which was on the base, and the only place we were allowed to have the Marine Ball, due to security.

Thanks for the reminder!
Posted by: Moki at September 01, 2021 05:12 PM (JrN/x)

The Apollon was a standalone DoD property down on the beach - it was not on the Airbase.

I got called to my first IED incident there....

Posted by: blaster at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (mbFEM)

546 I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (hV9ir)

547 Normally when I make guacamole I add a bit of EVO. Just enough to give it smoothness.

I also cheat and use a food processor so the oil is kind of needed.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (oSy3T)

548 Mitch not into impeachment. Pig

Posted by: CN at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (ONvIw)

549 the chips and salsa are a very good indicator whether your meal will be good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

550 I hate peachments. They're the pits.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:20 PM (/uaBM)

551 Kamala thinks she can hide in the basement and not be blamed for this disaster

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Wouldn't be the first time she went down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 05:21 PM (d9FiS)

552 Ya'll can keep the salsa, give me all the queso.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:21 PM (o5aok)

553 >>>I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

I remember a breaking news story from last week that she was cancelling a appearance with Gavin Newsom and hurrying back to DC, and meeting with the defense secretary. Now it's radio silence.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2021 05:21 PM (HmZuC)

554 I remember a breaking news story from last week that she was cancelling a appearance with Gavin Newsom and hurrying back to DC, and meeting with the defense secretary. Now it's radio silence.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2021 05:21 PM (HmZuC)

She's waiting for the sores to heal before her next TV appearance.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 01, 2021 05:22 PM (UVMn8)

555 542 530 Did the government ever call for the flag to be lowered for the Marines, Sailor, and Soldier?

Posted by: Dingbat at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (rNXR7)

Yes, August 26 - 30.
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Thanks Greff. I missed that

Posted by: Dingbat at September 01, 2021 05:22 PM (rNXR7)

556 553 >>>I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

I remember a breaking news story from last week that she was cancelling a appearance with Gavin Newsom and hurrying back to DC, and meeting with the defense secretary. Now it's radio silence.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 01, 2021 05:21 PM (HmZuC)
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I don't like it. It's too quiet.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2021 05:22 PM (MVjcR)

557 So SS will go broke in 12 years. So why are we killing the economy "to save grandma?"

Obviously TPTB need to get to socialized healthcare first. Then they can simply deem anything more than an aspirin to be too expensive for the over 70 set, and slide the scale. Those who keep the new glorious socialist republic of Amerika sort of functioning will get mid cost care for things with high recovery rates.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 01, 2021 05:22 PM (pxVvf)

558 Cameltoes is probably busy reading school texts on how our government works. Up to fourth grade already. Great leadership potential.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:23 PM (/uaBM)

559 France was #4 to get a nuke (1960).

These days it's not the science or engineering that's hard. It's getting weapons grade fuel

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 05:23 PM (ZHVt1)

560 Oh, so the "norms" we were restoring were screwing over Americans and the productive class to give more power and cash to Dems, commies, and queers.

Now I get it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2021 05:23 PM (Zuk0B)

561 546 I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (hV9ir)

She is still spending every waking hour trying to find Afghanistan on a world map.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2021 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

562 558 Cameltoes is probably busy reading school texts on how our government works. Up to fourth grade already. Great leadership potential.
Posted by: Ruthless

She is reviewing schoolhouse rocks videos

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (Zuk0B)

563 Kumala presided over a vote in the Senate day before yesterday.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (o5aok)

564 I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

Probably just laying low hoping none of the A-stan fallout lands on her. Or trying to gin up support for 25th amendment proceedings.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (SchxB)

565 Is pSaki the the propaganda ministry's makeup department's 'cute' cabbage patch doll.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (0OP+5)

566 I don't like it. It's too quiet.

A dog barked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (r+sAi)

567 I would not be surprised for a change of leadership to take place during this coming weekend. Biden is toast, French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (/uaBM)

568 That's the stuff that makes your doctor frown a lot when he's checking your heart at age 50
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)
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you dont wanna die on a ventilator with your last thought 'i shoulda had the slim jims....'

Posted by: BluesFish at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (kPJ/p)

569 >I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

Maybe she's catch up on bjs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (cSyAR)

570 Kamala was supposed to campaign for Newsom, until he was told she would be a drag. In her home state. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (ZHVt1)

571 546 I don't even know where or what Kamala is up to. She came back from Vietnam and appears to have disappeared.

Posted by: IC at September 01, 2021 05:19 PM (hV9ir)

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I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (+LJgi)

572
Remember that most ethnic cuisine is poor people food brought over by peasants immigrating to the US. So once they get here they suddenly have access to better quality ingredients and more spices than before.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 01, 2021 05:05 PM (MhLHf)

Italians make/made eggplant parmigiana, and once they immigrated to the USA, they turned the dish into chicken parmigiana. Lots of know-it-all young 'uns and food snobs snicker at the "in-authenticity' of chicken parmigiana...but the truth is: now that the immigrants were in the USA, they could actually GET chicken!!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected President at September 01, 2021 05:25 PM (l0Cy4)

573 566 I don't like it. It's too quiet.

A dog barked.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (r+sAi)

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Or not. Curious.

Posted by: S. Holmes at September 01, 2021 05:25 PM (CAJOC)

574 Kamala thinks she can hide in the basement and not be blamed for this disaster

"Oh we agree she can!"
--Legacy Media and Social Media companies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

575 555 542 530 Did the government ever call for the flag to be lowered for the Marines, Sailor, and Soldier?

Posted by: Dingbat at September 01, 2021 05:15 PM (rNXR7)

Yes, August 26 - 30.
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Thanks Greff. I missed that

Posted by: Dingbat at September 01, 2021 05:22 PM (rNXR7)

I missed it, too. I had to look up the dates. I never heard anything on the "news" about it. Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2021 05:25 PM (AMIL/)

576 544 Do the Tolleyban have nukes now? Wouldn't surprise me.

Yes. Let's face it, the towlieban is just a front for the radicals in Paki. Paki has nukes, so sure, why not.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2021 05:26 PM (Zuk0B)

577 Well, we left nukes in Afghanistan, but they will never guess the launch code is 1235.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 05:26 PM (DvQam)

578 I was kidding about the French, dammit. Can't we kid about the French now? Jeesh. People who take things literally in this place are lac

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:26 PM (/uaBM)

579 I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.

That's some tribe in the Southwest, isn't it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2021 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

580 I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.

Serial killers have been playing that game for a long time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (SchxB)

581 408 genuine Tex/Mex

that sounds like one of them thar oxymorons like jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (sGtp+)

582 Newsomes top priority is saving the homes of his top donors in Tahoe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (DvQam)

583 Probably by the time I get this done, we'll have a new thread but here goes: I am reading a Bible with introduction and notes by Dr. David Jeremiah who has a large church as well as a radio program, I believe. Here is what he says about the Book of Lamentations and what it means. "Therefore....hope"

Although he was neck deep in the worst situation imaginable, a reviving thought broke through the prophet's heart. "This I call to my mind, therefore I have hope." (3:21) Jeremiah, refocused on the Lord's mercy, compassion and faithfulness. The same can happen for any of us: Hope begins with a change of focus.

We may be surrounded by dark, oppressive or even frightening situations, but still we serve the "God of hope"
(Romans 15;13 who is also the father of mercies and God of all comfort (2 Corinthians 1:3) He is mighty and wise beyond measure; He is Lord over time and eternity. he is the great Healer and Physician, and as the angel Gabriel declared, "With God nothing will be impossible (Luke 1;37)
It is in Him we place our trust (Psalm 7;1, 20:7)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (AJzTi)

584 Ruthless don't give Sundowner any ideas

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (6omcS)

585 -- Mr. Pepe, are teachers and administrators witches and demons?

Yes. Next Question.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SSaint1611/status/
1433160194314342412

@SSaint1611
Witch-hunts were based and biblical.
Lets bring them back.
Its God's will.
Exodus 22:18
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (4zA5e)

586 I always thought jumbo shrimp were baby elephants.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (/uaBM)

587 577 Well, we left nukes in Afghanistan, but they will never guess the launch code is 1235.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 05:26 PM (DvQam)

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Clever! I'm going to change the combinations on my luggage to that!

Posted by: Pres Skroob at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (CAJOC)

588 My sister turned on MSNBC to watch Ari Somebody who she loves. He's a douche with a snarky voice. Top story: Evil Republicans trying to stop persons of color from voting.

Biden's phone call with Ghani...not newsworthy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (2987u)

589 "With God nothing will be impossible (Luke 1;37)
It is in Him we place our trust (Psalm 7;1, 20:7)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (AJzTi)

I just hope he hasn't given up on Us

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (Zmnko)

590 Sundown Joe wouldn't know an idea if it sniffed his hair and fondled his private parts.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (/uaBM)

591 These transcripts prove one thing, not everyone in government is on Biden's side. This one hurts.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (o2MD2)

592 557 So SS will go broke in 12 years. So why are we killing the economy "to save grandma?"

Obviously TPTB need to get to socialized healthcare first. Then they can simply deem anything more than an aspirin to be too expensive for the over 70 set, and slide the scale. Those who keep the new glorious socialist republic of Amerika sort of functioning will get mid cost care for things with high recovery rates.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 01, 2021 05:22 PM (pxVvf)

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All private healthcare will be criminalized. [h/t Hillary are from the early 90's]

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 05:29 PM (+LJgi)

593 I was kidding about the French, dammit. Can't we kid about the French now? Jeesh. People who take things literally in this place are lac

Posted by: Ruthless

You think I'm funny? Funny how? Like a clown?

Posted by: Tommet' at September 01, 2021 05:29 PM (Owx4w)

594 Amen, Fen !

Posted by: JT at September 01, 2021 05:29 PM (arJlL)

595 /s

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (/uaBM)

596 583 continued because it got cut off
,
When Jeremiah lifted his thoughts from the ashes and threw open the window of his mind, he thought again about the person and character of the Lord and hope rushed in. May we remember to do the same in our hour of need.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (AJzTi)

597
We Gulf Coastians laugh at your 4-6" of rain.

Seriously, take care SEPA Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (/U27+)

598 A dog barked.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (r+sAi)

*chambers round*

Posted by: Australian Council at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (Ojki1)

599 So Biden told a foreign president to lie in order to prop up his own political agenda and standing.

Can't wait for the full transcript, because you know there's a threat in there somewhere. He's a tough guy.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (9Fwwf)

600 Should I turn off the Grail sign now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (ol75U)

601 580 I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.

Serial killers have been playing that game for a long time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

There's a bowl full on noses at my house.

Posted by: Ed Gein at September 01, 2021 05:31 PM (Zuk0B)

602 Sun is peeking out. I think we're in the eye!

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2021 05:31 PM (MVjcR)

603 >>You know you are from Texas when your Mexican restaurant decision is based on their chips and hot sauce.

Yes, very true.

Posted by: Aviator at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (HQ9Sl)

604 I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.
Serial killers have been playing that game for a long time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (SchxB)

2012 Video Game:
https://youtu.be/QeTfNcxQ1xU

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (wAnMi)

605 Video of Psaki below.

That's not enough cleavage to distract from the lying, Jen.
Posted by: spindrift at September 01, 2021 04:08 PM (h5TKJ)

If she did the press conferences topless, you could at least watch with the sound off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (eLfSa)

606 600 Should I turn off the Grail sign now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM (ol75U)

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Have the spankings begun?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (CAJOC)

607 I just hope he hasn't given up on Us
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (Zmnko)

Me too. That's why a large part of my prayers are simply, "Lord have mercy"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (AJzTi)

608 580 I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.

Serial killers have been playing that game for a long time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (SchxB)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (+LJgi)

609 May we remember to do the same in our hour of need.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Now?

Say when, would ya.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 01, 2021 05:33 PM (Zuk0B)

610 Give her a break. Everyone called her Piss Hockey the whole time she was growing up.

Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2021 05:33 PM (8zKjz)

611 587 577 Well, we left nukes in Afghanistan, but they will never guess the launch code is 1235.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 01, 2021 05:26 PM (DvQam)

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Clever! I'm going to change the combinations on my luggage to that!
Posted by: Pres Skroob at September 01, 2021 05:28 PM (CAJOC)

I don't think that is the code. Mommy, what is the nuke code for getting the men standing around to bring me ice cream and little girls?

Posted by: Bidet, eater of paste. at September 01, 2021 05:33 PM (Ojki1)

612 Deep in the 9th Circle of Hell they are preparing a special sub-ring just for Bidet and his ilk. Sure they will be frozen with mouths agape as the Deevil himself shats down their pie-holes. But the cold will be so intense they will feel like they are afire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2021 05:33 PM (ol75U)

613 Leaked Phone Transcript Reveals That Biden Told Former Afghan President Ghani to Lie About His Government's Success Against the Taliban
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More proof, if any were needed, that Biden is an idiot. He should have delegated this to a staff member who would then talk to Gharii's staff member, so as not to be on the record personally asking a head of state to lie for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 01, 2021 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

614 602 Sun is peeking out. I think we're in the eye!

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2021 05:31 PM (MVjcR)

Weasel, FYI - Bud's Guns has Federal Premium 168 gr Sierra Match King in stock if anyone's looking for it for October.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (AMIL/)

615 Liar's Poker: White House v. House Republicans Edition!

Psaki Claims They Somehow Have "Enormous Leverage" Over the Taliban

House Republicans Claim They'll Hold Biden Accountable for Afghanistan Disaster

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (d9FiS)

616 I can't explain Biden's pupils in this video.
So I'm going with demon.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/status/
1433058779046846465

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (4zA5e)

617 The Lost Ravioli Recipes of Hoboken: In Search of Food and Family is a great book about the changes Italian immigrants made to recipes based on ingredients they could or could not find here.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (2987u)

618 *Biden thinks he's a QB, autographs the nuclear football and gives it to a Mideastern refugee.*

Could actually happen.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (/uaBM)

619 Kamala was supposed to campaign for Newsom, until he was told she would be a drag. In her home state. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 05:24 PM (ZHVt1)

Of course. They know her best.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (cvNl1)

620 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (ghoDT)

621 604 I just got a great idea for a new game: Whack-a-Ho.
Serial killers have been playing that game for a long time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM (SchxB)

2012 Video Game:
https://youtu.be/QeTfNcxQ1xU
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 01, 2021 05:32 PM (wAnMi)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (+LJgi)

622 What happened to Psaki's blonde hench bimbo?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (cSyAR)

623 At least we are directing blame on Biden. Still pisses me off that Obama got off Scott free for Benghazi. You would have thought Hillary was the President at the time. He's still never mentioned when Benghazi comes up.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (2DOZq)

624 Psaki Claims They Somehow Have "Enormous Leverage" Over the Taliban

House Republicans Claim They'll Hold Biden Accountable for Afghanistan Disaster
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 01, 2021 05:34 PM (d9FiS)

Oh, sounds like they need a steel cage for this grudge match. Maybe it can headline Wrestlemania next year, to wow us with their believability.

Posted by: Bete at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (Ojki1)

625 Biden should give that flaming gay office boy more air time with heads of state.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 01, 2021 05:35 PM (/uaBM)

626 #591 they're not on our side either.

Spanish Civil War had maybe five sides if you weren't too picky.

Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (8zKjz)

627
Sun is peeking out. I think we're in the eye!
Posted by: Weasel

Storm Eye!

Posted by: Hare lip at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (63Dwl)

628 PTB will cushion between Pres Kamalala and her staff.

PTB will make Kamalala's staff their puppy.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (1EKMc)

629 nood

quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at September 01, 2021 05:36 PM (cTK4u)

630 Aye.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (1EKMc)

631 Piss Hockey needs Truck Nutz hanging on that podium.

Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (8zKjz)

632 What we're seeing here is two factions who launder US tax dollars now fighting.
There's the Foreign Aid Launder group. Biden/Obama and Ukraine.
And there's the War and Occupation Launder group. Bushes and Afghanistan.

They were happy to work together to get rid of Trump. The WOL thought Biden would let them keep Afghanistan as a reward.

The question is: Why did Biden betray them? What do you do with a quisling that is no longer useful?

Let's see if the GOPe realizes Biden now means to destroy them too ...

Posted by: Lrrr at September 01, 2021 05:37 PM (jIL4c)

633 [i/We Gulf Coastians laugh at your 4-6" of rain.

Seriously, take care SEPA Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2021 05:30 PM

Thank you. My phone has gone off four times in the past hour with flood alerts. Pennsylvania is unfortunately a place that former hurricanes go to die a slow, painful, watery death.

This summer has been especially wet, so the ground has nothing to absorb. It's all rolling downhill at warp speed.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (wkbEu)

634 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 01, 2021 05:27 PM

*shifty eyes*

I'm not a witch.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 01, 2021 05:38 PM (rBtIz)

635 The Texas heartbeat law is an interesting challenge to Roe on viability grounds. Probably, why Slo opined. Fuck you Joe by the way.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 01, 2021 05:39 PM (oWBc3)

636 >>If she did the press conferences topless, you could at least watch with the sound off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But you might have the urge to twist the volume knob.

Posted by: Aviator at September 01, 2021 05:40 PM (HQ9Sl)

637 I've being paying FICA all these years ! I want my money back !

It's a tax!

Posted by: Pirate John Roberts at September 01, 2021 05:41 PM (xopIz)

638 Were on the same football team. When she was a he.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 01, 2021 04:37 PM (ZHVt1)

He is still a "he", albeit mightily fucked up. "He's" cannot become "she's".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2021 05:51 PM (bcu3O)

639 Moved to New Mexico back in 2014 from Arizona. Moved her to Texas two years ago. Childhood in Imperial Valley, California.

Now I am completely smug about all sorts of American/Mexican food. I love it all - Baja Cali burritos, Sonoran/Arizonan tortillas & salsas, New Mexico green & red chilis and chili sauces along with biscochitos and the wonderful posole, Texas brisket tacos, etc.

All good. now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 01, 2021 05:54 PM (1lKRm)

640 Who was the lie meant for? Our NATO allies, the US voters, or both? Just a little covering-lie so we can pull out our troops before theirs are gone?

Posted by: william ferrin at September 01, 2021 06:33 PM (DT67g)

641 Is shitface Vineland available for comment?

Posted by: Kangarew66 at September 01, 2021 07:58 PM (8EePC)

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