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Wrenching Pivot to Domestic Policy Cafe: Getting Your Ducks All in a Row Edition

Early day. I've been checked out all day. I've felt like it was already Friday, and that also, I was also feeling on Friday like it was already Friday night.

This is gonna be a great Labor Day weekend.

Rescue bat.

Little girl and her dog have a double act that's ready for Broadway.

Little dog wants to be the brave defender of his yard, but he is a very little dog.

Another dog tries to defend his yard, but gets scared.

Dog saves his toy from the Evil Vacuum.

Hawk is absolutely determined to steal the pilot from a remote-control drone.

Monkey uses a goat's horns as his jungle gym.

Alpacas, who are themselves strange-looking, are weirded out by a strange-looking animal. Is that an armadillo? Or a turtle?

This tiny puppy is gonna give you a whoopin' if you come within paw-reach.

Inman: Scooter surprise.

Grandma versus soy-soaked criminal.

Mind the wife.

Just some relaxing fishing.


Perfect visual metaphor for Twitter Tough-Guys barking at each other.

Posted by: Ace at 07:16 PM




Comments

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1 Howdy.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:16 PM (2NHgQ)

2 Everybody Farzrohr!

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 06:16 PM (Tnijr)

3 Hubby NEC and I are having hot dogs for dinner which means we're taking 36 minutes off of our lives but saving 16 cents. Wait they're 1/4 pounders so we're taking 45 minutes off and saving 23 cents.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:17 PM (2NHgQ)

4 False flag incoming: https://tinyurl.com/43ef8tb8

Brace yourselves.

Back to critters.

Posted by: Chicken what identifies as a furry at September 02, 2021 06:17 PM (Mzdiz)

5 Puppehs!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 02, 2021 06:19 PM (wAnMi)

6 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 06:19 PM (qe5CM)

7 Hubby NEC and I are having hot dogs for dinner which means we're taking 36 minutes off of our lives but saving 16 cents. Wait they're 1/4 pounders so we're taking 45 minutes off and saving 23 cents.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:17 PM (2NHgQ)

But if you have a dog I'm convinced you get those 45 minutes back.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 02, 2021 06:19 PM (cSyAR)

8 Sorry. Got here late. Was distracted by the ad pic of Katherine Bell on the front page.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2021 06:19 PM (4l77G)

9 Three years old and that little boy is already a chick magnet.

Posted by: bluebell at September 02, 2021 06:20 PM (wyw4S)

10 Wait they're 1/4 pounders so we're taking 45 minutes off and saving 23 cents.

Which brand?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 02, 2021 06:20 PM (SchxB)

11 Mmmmm...duck.

Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (x6uUk)

12 the puppeh and chivks are too cute

and the ducklings following the kid then going into a huddle when he sat down made me LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (oEn12)

13 Just out of curiosity, I wonder how they got that TX abortion law past Abbott. I figured since he's a cuck he'd just veto it... maybe he was threatened with an override or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (9sVFt)

14 Hebrew National 4 pack.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (2NHgQ)

15 Can partake tonight

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (2JoB8)

16
Everybody Farzrohr!

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 06:16 PM


I thought we were 'sposed to wang chung?

or is that tomorrow night?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (DUIap)

17 Wow looking at the difference between the Karen wife and dancer no wonder he went for it.

That's probably the closest he's been near something that isn't spherical in a long time...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (DpkTQ)

18 OOOH! Thanks Brothern N those 45 minutes are back since a beagle owns us.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (2NHgQ)

19 Hebrew National 4 pack.

Good choice, that's what I usually buy if I'm buying hot dogs. Best part, no extra casing at the end just flopping loose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (SchxB)

20 I have thought it was Wednesday all day long. I started to drag the herbie curbie out to the street but the wife stopped me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 02, 2021 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

21 Hebrew National 4 pack.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (2NHgQ)

Good choice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2021 06:23 PM (4l77G)

22 Best part, no extra casing at the end just flopping loose.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (SchxB)




ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 02, 2021 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

23 Saw geese flying west today.

Saw monarch butterflies last week, and they're usually here briefly around Labor Day.

Tons of grasshoppers here in late July, when they're normally here also around Labor Day.

Sure, global warming is real. Uh-huh.

Posted by: pookysgirl is skeptical at September 02, 2021 06:24 PM (XKZwp)

24 Hebrew National 4 pack.

Good choice, that's what I usually buy if I'm buying hot dogs. Best part, no extra casing at the end just flopping loose.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (SchxB)

Took me a few seconds.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2021 06:24 PM (4l77G)

25 Little girl and dog are well rehearsed
Bravo!

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 06:24 PM (2JoB8)

26 Late last night I couldn't sleep, so I was reading about the condo collapse in Seaside Florida last June.

Engineers still aren't sure what caused it but it looks a lot like water had pretty much broken apart a lot of the foundation.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 06:24 PM (L2ZTs)

27 11 Mmmmm...duck.
Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (x6uUk)

Its despicable... when I looked at Bugs around the corner...

He called me a Peaking Duck!

Posted by: Daffy at September 02, 2021 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

28 Twaterers are like a bunch of ankle biting Chihuahua's. Think their tough shit in a pack and piss themselves when you get one alone.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (h6rgW)

29 "Every Hebrew National weiner is circumsized for your protection"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

30 Hubby NEC and I are having hot dogs for dinner which means we're taking 36 minutes off of our lives

That stat on hot dogs taking time off your life might be the dumbest thing the government has produced in a long time.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (DpkTQ)

31 I saw Wang Chung open for The Cars in the 80's

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (89OU7)

32 Everybody Farzrohr!

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 06:16 PM

I thought we were 'sposed to wang chung?

or is that tomorrow night?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (DUIap)

Lambada... its the forbidden dance...

Posted by: Dave Marchak, Ski School Instructor at September 02, 2021 06:26 PM (oHd/0)

33 Let's focus now on domestic issues except the border, inflation, state sponsored domestic terrorism, gay based education, and our military planning to execute half of the country.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:26 PM (ZZK0E)

34 That dancing guy is lucky his Karen wife left her rolling pin at home. THWACK! THWACK!

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 02, 2021 06:26 PM (mNhhD)

35 Never, ever fuck with a fat old bint's purse.

She's been lugging that thing around for years and has the arm strength of a gorilla. Plus her double ended water filled dildos are in there.

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

36 Sucky monster almost got him

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 06:26 PM (2JoB8)

37 so picoting to domestic issues in an attempt to dilute the news about Biden's Dunkirk will merely focus on the idea that hurricane season and annual brush fires are aksshually novel global warming events.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:27 PM (ZZK0E)

38 That stat on hot dogs taking time off your life might be the dumbest thing the government has produced in a long time.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (DpkTQ)

Weeelll, maybe. Actually, probably not even close. But I'll allow that this was a really stupid pointless study.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2021 06:27 PM (4l77G)

39
Oh God, I see AnalKarenPundit is now going full-on screeching, shit-flinging monkey about Ivermectin.

Fuck that POS in particular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 06:27 PM (Mzdiz)

40 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at September 02, 2021 06:28 PM (UvvMk)

41 Still remember the Hebrew National TV commercial from ..... the 80s? Even before?

Anyway, the "we answer to a higher authority" one. Very funny, very American (in the old sense of American).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 02, 2021 06:29 PM (OTzUX)

42 Baby twin elephants.

https://bit.ly/3zHXLan

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 02, 2021 06:29 PM (d9FiS)

43 hot dogs suck, true, but they're only unhealthy if the fillers suck.

At the same time, let us all laugh at the vegans on youtube who are chronicling their health flushing down the drain over the years, turning into shriveled, mentally ill skeletons.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:30 PM (ZZK0E)

44 It isn't an armadillo or turtle. I think it's a hedgehog.

Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2021 06:30 PM (MzKgG)

45 The war on Invermectin !

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:30 PM (V13WU)

46 Remember when the left decided vaccines (real vaccines) caused autism? Oprah, Jim Carrey, etc the lot going full bore on that? Wine moms everywhere talking about how the MMR made little Trevor more special?

The medical establishment spent YEARS rigorously looking into it and only once Oprah's "researcher" that produced the false study admitted that he made it all up did these people become the butt of jokes.

But yeah, being considered about untested jabs or wanting to use Ivermectin is worthy of scorn if not jail time?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (DpkTQ)

47 Covid... Day 2

Fever, headache and stuffy nose. Tired and grumpy. Taking cold and flu meds along with lots of rest and fluids. peppermint tea with lots of honey, lots of water. I tried some orange juice and discovered that I still hate orange juice. Oh well..... Hopefully this is as bad as it gets.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H)

48 Besides his synagogue lie today, apparently China Joe also lied today (?) that he was a civil rights warrior in the '60s!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (UHVv4)

49 I saw Wang Chung open for The Cars in the 80's
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (89OU7)


That appears to be a factual statement. That's not how "I saw [blank] open for [blank]" works around here!!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (mZUr4)

50 So how many college football games are going to get cancelled this year because some players test positive for Covid.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (1bMnA)

51 Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:27 PM (ZZK0E)

Yeah, because globul Warmering causes ARSON? They already arrested the bint who started the fire... and she admitted it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (oHd/0)

52 Buzzion, a metric shit ton.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (h6rgW)

53 So how many college football games are going to get cancelled this year because some players test positive for Covid.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (1bMnA)

Hopefully all of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

54
I saw Wang Chung open for The Cars in the 80's
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (89OU7)


That appears to be a factual statement. That's not how "I saw [blank] open for [blank]" works around here!!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM


requires specification of venue for actual authenticity

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (DUIap)

55 Oh, and we have a really good case study of the dangers of meat consumption.

I present you...the nobility of middle ages Europe and the peasantry. The former generally had as much meat as they wanted the latter generally went without.

Who was healthier?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (DpkTQ)

56 Bats! We have bats! O chirofrabjous day!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (a3Q+t)

57 Covid... Day 2

Fever, headache and stuffy nose. Tired and grumpy. Taking cold and flu meds along with lots of rest and fluids. peppermint tea with lots of honey, lots of water.

--

huh, my bout had none of that, what a weird little virus. Sure, I was tired and grumpy with chills and aches and slept for a week straight with zero appeatite. But no respiratory shit. What was your vax?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:33 PM (ZZK0E)

58 Yeah, because globul Warmering causes ARSON? They already arrested the bint who started the fire... and she admitted it.

--

novel global warming symptoms include raising awareness of novel global warming

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:34 PM (ZZK0E)

59 13 Just out of curiosity, I wonder how they got that TX abortion law past Abbott. I figured since he's a cuck he'd just veto it... maybe he was threatened with an override or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 06:21 PM (9sVFt)

He was hoping that SCOTUS would stop it until they actually heard the case.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:34 PM (1bMnA)

60 Puberty blocker , hormones = good
Drug to treat River Blindness = BAD!1!1

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:34 PM (V13WU)

61 I saw Wang Chung open for The Cars in the 80's
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 02, 2021 06:25 PM (89OU7)


That appears to be a factual statement. That's not how "I saw [blank] open for [blank]" works around here!!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM

requires specification of venue for actual authenticity
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (DUIap)

Well, at least he didn't say opened for the Doors... or worse... the Car / Doors...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

62 That's not how "I saw [blank] open for [blank]" works around here!!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM

requires specification of venue for actual authenticity
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (DUIap)

OK - a test. Real or made up?

I saw Spoon open for Cake at The Electric Factory in Philly in 2002.

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:34 PM (mZUr4)

63 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H)



Fever ?

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:35 PM (V13WU)

64 What was your vax?
Posted by: Tim Riggins

I haven't had a vax.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:35 PM (Vxu+H)

65 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

Been saying for awhile.. Covid 19 is not the pandemic...

Fear is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

66 These fucking commie dems just won't quit. Now it's time to throw out the outdated filibuster to save the right to kill babies and stop global weathering. Fuck. Them. All.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (2XEXp)

67 Ace coasted through the day like a bat with a fermented grape; good job.

Someday, though, we're gonna need a flaming bat.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (F0YaR)

68 Well, at least he didn't say opened for the Doors... or worse... the Car / Doors...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

That would necessitate a follow up with "thanks - I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiter"

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (mZUr4)

69 [going nuts] about Ivermectin.
-------------------------------
I read a Scott Adams pro-Ivermectin Josh Rogan [sp??] twatter thread today and the antis were going nuts about untried etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)

70 Farzrohr is very open and free form. You can farzrohr most any way you feel comfortable.

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

71 I haven't had a vax.

--

well, I had an idea that that was my difference, the vax coulda eliminated the respirtory issues. But hey, once you get over this, you have natural immunity and the science says this is better. the hateful stupid libs who worship SCIENCE, not so much.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (ZZK0E)

72 Everybody is on about the abortion bill but there was another one that hasn't gotten any mention. Paying for sex is now a felony. The hookers at the NCHA futurity hardest hit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 06:37 PM (h6rgW)

73 Runner...yup, fever. Complete with chills and aches.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Vxu+H)

74 I assume in Texas any Democrat who doesn't want to vote on a bill runs away, so it wins hands down.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 06:38 PM (2JoB8)

75 Kind of (darkly) funny. Sweden bans travelers from Israel, due to current Israeli C19 spike. But two things.

I didn't dive deep into it as with other (ineffective) "mitigation" policies, which were/remain pointless, and in many cases damaging, in a situation of a prevalent highly infectious respiratory virus. But my impression was that, except of course *before* some well ID'd pathogen had spread, and in the case that it was only found in a particular country or area, travel restrictions have no value. Which makes sense.

And I see lots of comparisons of current country infection rates, death numbers, etc., with suggestions that vaccination does/doesn't matter, IVM works/doesn't work, on and on.

But it's pretty unlikely that comparisons of rates in different regions and latitudes shows anything at all. Hope-Simpson. Rates will vary regionally, not by "policy". This makes the same desired point, but actually at least is apples/apples and within the framework of the proven (if unexplained) Hope-Simpson patterns.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 02, 2021 06:38 PM (OTzUX)

76 72 Everybody is on about the abortion bill but there was another one that hasn't gotten any mention. Paying for sex is now a felony. The hookers at the NCHA futurity hardest hit.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 06:37 PM (h6rgW)

So, you don't need to buy here dinner in Texas anymore?

Second look at Texas!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:38 PM (oHd/0)

77 and of course, you're having, uh, digestive issues. I didn't eat or drink for 4 days, does wonders for cutting weight.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:38 PM (ZZK0E)

78 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 06:39 PM (arJlL)

79 Been saying for awhile.. Covid 19 is not the pandemic...

Fear is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:35 PM (oHd/0)


That is the mother of all comments. Mad props!!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:39 PM (mZUr4)

80 The wildfires are annoying. We got our FNM yammering one week about "we're the worst city in the world for air quality today" global warming eleventy. Yup. commiecrats conspired with earth first groups to stop harvesting and managing the forests for decades and now we get all this harmful smoke all at once, and then landslides next year when it rains. Thank you idiots. You probably think you love love love Gaia, but your law fare to prevent managing the forests is just negligent abuse.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 02, 2021 06:39 PM (pxVvf)

81 Get well soon MadameMayhem !

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 06:39 PM (arJlL)

82 Hebrew National 4 pack.
Good choice, that's what I usually buy if I'm buying hot dogs. Best part, no extra casing at the end just flopping loose.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM


Then you can't call them all-natural, can you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

83 No digestive problems so far.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:40 PM (Vxu+H)

84 @Madamemayhem (uppity wench) , try zinc, loads of vitamin C. Theraflu may work, unless you are allergic to ingredients, blood pressure issues.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (V13WU)

85 Thanks JT. Hoping this is as bad as it gets.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (Vxu+H)

86 Was distracted by the ad pic of Katherine Bell on the front page.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Jeesh, me too. Mostly back commenting on the old thread. But she def slowed me down. I am really curious why she never got married, I guess I will never know.

Posted by: MikeM at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (jbRB1)

87 Weird how drugs that have been around for several decades are "unproven" but a vaccine that was rushed out in only a few months is 100% safe and proven.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (GQ5VU)

88 Wonder how CBD managed last night. Sounded like he was catching some weather.

Posted by: dartist at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (+ya+t)

89 Leftism: I want- therefore, I deserve.

Posted by: @TheCecilCharles at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (ELgVT)

90 Saw that Dr. Omura (inventor, Nobel laureate of IVM) has done a meta-analysis of IVM/C19 efficacy studies, and found preponderance of evidence of reduction in both mortality and morbidity. Haven't tried to look it up to read myself.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (OTzUX)

91 just get that sleep. the best vid medicine

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (ZZK0E)

92 Can somebody tell me about their experience with quercetin ?

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (V13WU)

93 48 Besides his synagogue lie today, apparently China Joe also lied today (?) that he was a civil rights warrior in the '60s!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (UHVv4)


Yeah, he's played that liecard quite a few times.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)

94 The medical establishment spent YEARS rigorously looking into it and only once Oprah's "researcher" that produced the false study admitted that he made it all up did these people become the butt of jokes.

But yeah, being considered about untested jabs or wanting to use Ivermectin is worthy of scorn if not jail time?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (DpkTQ)

It was the HPV vaccine that made them switch. They realized they could take people opposing having their 13 year old daughter taking a shot for an STD and demonize them with being anti-vaccine and pretend they never were

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:43 PM (1bMnA)

95 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Vxu+H)

https://covid19criticalcare.com/
ivermectin-in-covid-19/how-to-get-ivermectin/

List of Docs who will Telemedicine you an ivermectin script.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:43 PM (oHd/0)

96 4...Posted by: Chicken what identifies as a furry at September 02, 2021 06:17 PM (Mzdiz)

... that's disturbing.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:43 PM (Rbu5d)

97 87 Weird how drugs that have been around for several decades are "unproven" but a vaccine that was rushed out in only a few months is 100% safe and proven.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (GQ5VU)

And the Afghan Operation was the greatest success in American Military history.

And the checks in the mail...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

98 Follow the Leader was the best Eric B. + Rakim album.

1988, I had most of it memorized. Still do. I love shocking the brothas with that.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (OssQ4)

99 Paying for sex is now a felony.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 06:37 PM


Good thing there's not an 'l' after the P, otherwise all live Texas dance hall music would come to a crashing halt as the fiddlers dropped out of their bands.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

100 Besides his synagogue lie today, apparently China Joe also lied today (?) that he was a civil rights warrior in the '60s!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (UHVv4)

Yeah, he's played that liecard quite a few times.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)


Has he talked about his wife, Morgan Fairchild?!? Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (mZUr4)

101 Bet if the bill made paying a craigslist drifter to have sex with *someone else* a felony, Abbott would veto it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 06:45 PM (9sVFt)

102 And the Afghan Operation was the greatest success in American Military history.

And the checks in the mail...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

___

Just the tip. Promise.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:45 PM (GQ5VU)

103 67 Ace coasted through the day like a bat with a fermented grape; good job.

Someday, though, we're gonna need a flaming bat.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:36 PM (F0YaR)

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has you covered for that.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (1bMnA)

104 Yeah, he's played that liecard quite a few times.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)

Has he talked about his wife, Morgan Fairchild?!? Yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (mZUr4)

Sadly, John Lovitz was more believable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

105 Paying for sex is now a felony.

==


He was not paying for sex ! He was paying for conversation ! And for me to leave after sex !

- An Customer

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU)

106 I just had a big Chinese meal. So what should I have in an hour when I'm hungry?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (GQ5VU)

107 The creature freaking the alpacas out looks like one of those spiny animals that lays eggs. Its called a burrito, no that's not it, a chimichanga? No a chalupa? I know I'm close.

Anyway, they're a small mammal that lays eggs, have spines along their top and go well covered with cheese a thin tomato based chillie sauce.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (l6b3d)

108 that ...did not make sense, runner...

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (V13WU)

109 Covid... Day 2

Fever, headache and stuffy nose. Tired and grumpy. Taking cold and flu meds along with lots of rest and fluids. peppermint tea with lots of honey, lots of water. I tried some orange juice and discovered that I still hate orange juice. Oh well..... Hopefully this is as bad as it gets.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H)

Go to covid19criticalcare dotcom and throw the kitchen sink at that shit.

Posted by: Chicken what identifies as a furry at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (Mzdiz)

110 I'm watching "Donnie Darko". Considerably less brilliant than I was led to believe. It's trying too hard to freak out the suburban squares, man.

I liked Gyllenhaal a lot in "Enemy" by Denis Villeneuve, in which a history professor learns of his doppelganger, a narcissistic actor. Or is it just another version of himself?
That was psychological weirdness.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

111 Paying for sex is crime.

Amex can I have my money back.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (yrol0)

112 23...Sure, global warming is real. Uh-huh.
Posted by: pookysgirl is skeptical at September 02, 2021 06:24 PM (XKZwp)

Appearance timing of perennial flowers all messed up this year. Just like last year.

Black walnut trees (we have lots of them) are the first to lose leaves in the fall and the last to get leaves in the spring. But THIS year they started in early August.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:48 PM (Rbu5d)

113 Weird how drugs that have been around for several decades are "unproven" but a vaccine that was rushed out in only a few months is 100% safe and proven.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (GQ5VU)

And "her dick" is a common phrase.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 02, 2021 06:48 PM (OssQ4)

114 106 I just had a big Chinese meal. So what should I have in an hour when I'm hungry?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (GQ5VU)

We no see u cat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)

115 Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has you covered for that.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (1bMnA)


flaming bat >>> fermented bat

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:48 PM (F0YaR)

116 When I got the kung flu it was lower back and hip aches. loss of taste and smell thus no appetite and I slept 12+ hours a day for about a week.
No fever.
The last week of it I drank that emergen-c stuff twice a day. That seemed to help. Wish I would have started it at the beginning.

Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2021 06:49 PM (x6uUk)

117 Paying for sex is crime.
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Whew! I thought that said "praying".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OssQ4)

118 That damn Donnie Darko. First of all, if you watch it a couple times, the plot has giant holes in it. Nothing makes the logic work. It's a BAD movie.

And my sister had an obsessive crush on Gyllenhaal. So I got to watch that piece of crap at least 100 times. No exaggeration.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 06:50 PM (9sVFt)

119 I just had a big Chinese meal. So what should I have in an hour when I'm hungry?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (GQ5VU)

2 hot dogs and some chips.

A beer or two to wash 'em down.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

120 Can somebody tell me about their experience with quercetin ?
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM


Been using it as an anti-allergy 'medication' for several years. Two 500 mg capsules (1 ea. morn/night) have taken my wife off of a daily Zyrtec. I take one in the morning, and occassionally boost w/another. We use Solaray QBC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

121 Runner,
I took quercetin before the whole Covid thing hit because it is a decent anti inflammatory. Lessens the amount I have to take allergy medication for example. Ditto for vitamin D. The only thing added during cold and flu season anyway was Vitamin C with Zinc that you use for colds which include those caused by coronaviruses (not covid). Both Walgreens and CVS have generics of this but I take Cold eeze primarily because the chewable tablets taste better.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2021 06:50 PM (xunV5)

122 /off chicken sock

@Madamemayhem (uppity wench) , try zinc, loads of vitamin C. Theraflu may work, unless you are allergic to ingredients, blood pressure issues.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:41 PM (V13WU)

Get liposomal-C, much better uptake. Works miracles!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 06:50 PM (Mzdiz)

123 psychological weirdness.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

Psychological weirdness is best.

DOA from 1988 with Dennis Quaid.

Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (KnJdm)

124 Thanks JT. Hoping this is as bad as it gets.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (arJlL)

125 60-69: 0.59%
50-59: 0.27%
40-49: 0.082%
30-39: 0.031%
20-29: 0.014%
0-19: 0.0027%

Yep Flu has almost zero effect on young.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (yrol0)

126 Brave defender shows again...

cats rule and doggos drool

Posted by: micky at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (3byMq)

127 ... that's disturbing.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:43 PM (Rbu5d)

Sorry, old sock.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (Mzdiz)

128 Sadly, John Lovitz was more believable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (oHd/0)


The worst stand up 'comedy' act I've ever seen. I walked after about 10 minutes.

I sat there thinking "I hope he has a day job."

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (F0YaR)

129 Oh, brand of Quercetin is Life Extensions available from Amazon among others.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (xunV5)

130 "Moderate certainty evidence finds that large reductions in COVID-19 deaths are possible using ivermectin."

Seems vague and unimportant, no?

Meta-study (review and assessment of existing research), at

https://tinyurl.com/vny9k2ax

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 02, 2021 06:52 PM (OTzUX)

131 Paying for sex is crime.
---
Whew! I thought that said "praying".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OssQ4)

Millions of married men suddenly cry out and terror and are suddenly silenced.

Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

132 Duncanthrax, whig, thanks.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:52 PM (V13WU)

133 Can somebody tell me about their experience with quercetin ?

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:42 PM (V13WU)

Can somebody tell me what KIND of quercitin?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 06:53 PM (Mzdiz)

134 Millions of married men suddenly cry out and terror and are suddenly silenced.
Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

There is not 1 guy that went out on date that did not say Dear Lord me get laid tonight.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 06:53 PM (yrol0)

135 47...Tired and grumpy. ...
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H)

That's me every day.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:54 PM (Rbu5d)

136
Can somebody tell me about their experience with quercetin ?

It's the greatest!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 02, 2021 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

137 Wouldn't be the first time Sundowner has imagined himself like a leader through Selma Alabama in the 60s

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 06:54 PM (2JoB8)

138 Local Mexican restaurant has half priced margaritas all month. I have decided to partake.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:54 PM (1bMnA)

139 Getting Your Ducks All in a Row Edition



Proper Prepper Procedure:

Just sorted, weighed, vac packed and freezing 20+ lbs of 90/10 ground beef.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 06:54 PM (OCTRt)

140 madame mayhem. I had a bad head cold, hope you are as lucky as I was. 8 days in quarantine and back to normal, normal for last January in OH. Thanks Gov. DeWine!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:55 PM (2NHgQ)

141 The worst stand up 'comedy' act I've ever seen. I walked after about 10 minutes.
I sat there thinking "I hope he has a day job."
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 06:51 PM (F0YaR)

I saw Dennis Leary before he hit the big time back in the middle/late 80's? He opened for Judy Tenuta.

He sucked big time. I kept asking myself "Who is this unfunny bastid?". Judy was horrible too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 06:55 PM (R/m4+)

142 47....
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H)

Seriously, though, hope you're well very soon.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:55 PM (Rbu5d)

143 Why were people trying to drive and use the subway in NYC during a hurricane ???

The Global Climate change BS is now in full afterburner.......

Posted by: James at September 02, 2021 06:55 PM (24+Vp)

144 Tired and grumpy. ...
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 06:31 PM


Bob, hire her, and we can rightsize one of Snow White's dwarves.

Posted by: Stanford MBA at September 02, 2021 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

145 Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has you covered for that.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (1bMnA)


Great game! With great music.

To impress my kids, I learned how to play Song of Storms on the guitar

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:56 PM (mZUr4)

146 Duncanthrax, that's Solaray QBC Plex | Quercetin & Bromelain Plus Vitamin C ?

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:56 PM (V13WU)

147 Paying for sex is crime.


Unless you just hook up and smash, you're paying for it. One way or another. Dinner, drinks, show, something.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 06:56 PM (OCTRt)

148 133 Miley, I take the Life Extensions brand 250 mg. There is also a mix of Quercetin with Bromeliade that supposedly helps lung function. Bromeliade (sp?) is a derivative from Pineapples. You have to take that on an empty stomach to be effective.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2021 06:57 PM (xunV5)

149 Been saying for awhile.. Covid 19 is not the pandemic...

Fear is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

ding ding ding!

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:57 PM (Rbu5d)

150 Black walnut trees (we have lots of them) are the first to lose leaves in the fall and the last to get leaves in the spring.
--------
Boil the nuts as long as you can stand it and you'll have the nicest brown leather dye you can't buy.

Posted by: dartist at September 02, 2021 06:57 PM (+ya+t)

151 I learn new useless trivia everyday.

Today I learned the origin of the term Baker's Dozen. Maybe it's common knowledge but I didn't know.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2DOZq)

152 That's means the Marriage is a sex crime ???

Posted by: James at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (24+Vp)

153 >>>Paying for sex is crime.

Crime is assshoe.

Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (KnJdm)

154 >> Remember when the left decided vaccines (real vaccines) caused autism? Oprah, Jim Carrey, etc the lot going full bore on that? Wine moms everywhere talking about how the MMR made little Trevor more special?

This is why the medical establishment wants to do goo-goo happy talk about vaccines, any vaccine now. They think the truth about side effects scares people.

And so it has pushed them all the way to other extreme, where they will blindly push any vaccine, and to hell with it's true efficacy and safety.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (Mzdiz)

155
Old and busted : Paying hookers for sex.

New hotness : Hookers pay you for sex, thenyoudeposetripplethemoneyinaswissbankaccount.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (V13WU)

156 145 Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has you covered for that.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:46 PM (1bMnA)
Great game! With great music.
To impress my kids, I learned how to play Song of Storms on the guitar
Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:56 PM (mZUr

Zelda music can give me chills.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (1bMnA)

157 3 Hubby NEC and I are having hot dogs for dinner which means we're taking 36 minutes off of our lives but saving 16 cents. Wait they're 1/4 pounders so we're taking 45 minutes off and saving 23 cents.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:17
---------------------------
Just got to the lake. Is there going to be a test on hot dog math?

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (Kh/QT)

158 Duncanthrax, that's Solaray QBC Plex | Quercetin & Bromelain Plus Vitamin C ?
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:56 PM


Yes. The recommended dosage is 1,000 mg/day, the above is 500 mg/capsule. Splitting the dosage breakfast/dinner seems to work a bit better.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

159 I learn new useless trivia everyday.

Today I learned the origin of the term Baker's Dozen. Maybe it's common knowledge but I didn't know.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2DOZq)


Today I learned that Just a side note knows how to keep the Horde in suspense!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (mZUr4)

160 I will have to say that all these guys recommendning corporate trash for the covid should just skip the fake vitmin C and just buy a bottle of cherry juice, like tart from trader joes or cherubi. There's a long flame war on the net about whether ascorbic acid is just corn starch or legit vitamin C. If you're sick, get the real shit, just in case.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (ZZK0E)

161 I made the.mistake, out of curiosity, of trying to watch a live set by Gilbert Gottfried. Worse comedy cannot be found. You want nothing but pedo jokes that would make James Gunn say, "Bro, tone it down!"? Gottfried has you covered. I made it five minutes.

Shocking hasn't been funny since Kinison. Yet some still try.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (OssQ4)

162 143 Why were people trying to drive and use the subway in NYC during a hurricane ???

The Global Climate change BS is now in full afterburner.......
Posted by: James at September 02, 2021 06:55 PM

A lot of people got stuck out at the US Open in Queens when the subway stopped running.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:00 PM (qe5CM)

163 And the Afghan Operation was the greatest success in American Military history.

And the checks in the mail...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

___

Just the tip. Promise.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 02, 2021 06:45 PM (GQ5VU)

I won't do that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at September 02, 2021 07:00 PM (cvNl1)

164 olddog. I hope not I haven't learned 2 + 2= 5 yet and all the other common core rules.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 07:00 PM (2NHgQ)

165 133 Miley, I take the Life Extensions brand 250 mg. There is also a mix of Quercetin with Bromeliade that supposedly helps lung function. Bromeliade (sp?) is a derivative from Pineapples. You have to take that on an empty stomach to be effective.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2021 06:57 PM (xunV5)

Thanks! And to Duncanthrax, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 07:00 PM (Mzdiz)

166 I was visiting my mom and she was taking medication for a UTI. They had her on sulfamethoxazole. I use the same treatment for horses that are having upper respiratory problems associated with a rhinovirus.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:00 PM (h6rgW)

167 151 I learn new useless trivia everyday.

Today I learned the origin of the term Baker's Dozen. Maybe it's common knowledge but I didn't know.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2DOZq)

I learned that a few years ago listening to the history of English podcast. What's your origin and let's see if they match up.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (1bMnA)

168 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (arJlL)

169 this really made me laugh

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/
1433458368031690752

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (oEn12)

170 Millions of married men suddenly cry out and terror and are suddenly silenced.
Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

The interesting thing is that not married man would have done that if his wife got up and started dancing with some Chippendale Dancer - he would have just laughed and told all her friends later to embarrass her....

Posted by: Boswell at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (5iUNf)

171 Zelda music can give me chills.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (1bMnA)

https://downloads.khinsider.com/

You're welcome!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (mZUr4)

172 it was weird to look at the web today and see people arguing about animal deworming pills.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (ZZK0E)

173 Can somebody tell me what KIND of quercitin?
-----------------------------------
The horse medicine one!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (UHVv4)

174 this really made me laugh

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/
1433458368031690752

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (oEn12)

I lol'd, too. You've had your chance. Let Karl work.

Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (KnJdm)

175 I was visiting my mom and she was taking medication for a UTI. They had her on sulfamethoxazole. I use the same treatment for horses that are having upper respiratory problems associated with a rhinovirus.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:00 PM (h6rgW)


YOU CAN"T GIVE PEOPLE MEDICATION TO HORSES !!


- A HORSE NAMED KAREN

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (V13WU)

176 no really guys, the best thing to do for a moderate flu that is highly contagious with an overall 9.995% survival rate is to shutdown the West's economic engine and hunker down for 2 years. That's SCIENCE! and any discussion otherwise is banned

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (ZZK0E)

177 Today I learned the origin of the term Baker's Dozen. Maybe it's common knowledge but I didn't know.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2DOZq)

A dozen and a half

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (yrol0)

178 I was visiting my mom and she was taking medication for a UTI. They had her on sulfamethoxazole. I use the same treatment for horses that are having upper respiratory problems associated with a rhinovirus.
Posted by: Ben Had

Didja ride her around the pasture ?

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (arJlL)

179 This COVID has really screwed up the schrool systems.... Perfect for the Democrats to breed a generations of useful idiots....

Posted by: James at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (24+Vp)

180 olddog, you will be tested on why hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of ten.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:04 PM (h6rgW)

181 he would have just laughed and told all her friends later to embarrass her....

Posted by: Boswell at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM (5iUNf)

The married men terror was about praying for sex being a felony.

Posted by: flounder at September 02, 2021 07:04 PM (KnJdm)

182 Yep the current dog and I were on the same stomach med for awhile. They do cross over. We were even on the same dosage.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

183 Been saying for awhile.. Covid 19 is not the pandemic...

Fear is.
Posted by: Romeo13



Horror and moral terror are your friends.

https://youtu.be/BSfTXaqo18o

Posted by: Col Kurtz is back, baby!! at September 02, 2021 07:04 PM (QFVV9)

184 People should not rely on the public schools system to raise their kids.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:04 PM (V13WU)

185 Infidel --

Yours went out in this afternoon's mail.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (JJatH)

186 Bakers Dozen is 13. So you don't get shortchanged or find a fly in one

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

187 Everybody pays for sex- just not in monetary currency.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (z4k8L)

188 it was weird to look at the web today and see people arguing about animal deworming pills.
Posted by: Tim Riggins


What's sad is it's been used for fifty years as an anti-malarial pill and the idiots are too stupid to realize it does legitimately have other uses.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (OCTRt)

189 Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (yrol0)

190 "If" you find a fly in one.

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

191 Today I learned that Just a side note knows how to keep the Horde in suspense!
Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (mZUr4

Heh Sorry .

In Medieval England there was a law that loafs of bread had to weigh a certain amount equal to cost of wheat under penalty of a flogging or fine. Bakers would throw in an additional loaf just to make sure they complied with the law since many did not have scales.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

192 It's Friday for me. This is my first week of 20% pay cut. Office is officially closed on fridays now.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (Kx3kq)

193 Yep the current dog and I were on the same stomach med for awhile. They do cross over. We were even on the same dosage.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Sad that critical thinking went out the window in regards to medications and crossover.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (OCTRt)

194 In Medieval England there was a law that loafs of bread had to weigh a certain amount equal to cost of wheat under penalty of a flogging or fine. Bakers would throw in an additional loaf just to make sure they complied with the law since many did not have scales.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

Reading Ken Folliet is not history.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (yrol0)

195 151 I learn new useless trivia everyday.

Today I learned the origin of the term Baker's Dozen. Maybe it's common knowledge but I didn't know.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2DOZq)


Funny story on that. Once a week or so, I was sent to the local German bakery for fresh brotchen to pick up a dozen of those delicious things. They always gave me 13.

I know, I counted. So. I ate one on the way home. Until, one day, dad decided to stop and pick them up hisself. Busted, big time.

I confessed, got credit for ingenuity, no penalty. Whew.

PS Brotchen be good, yo. I suck at baking or I'd have them all the time.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (F0YaR)

196 Heh Sorry .

In Medieval England there was a law that loafs of bread had to weigh a certain amount equal to cost of wheat under penalty of a flogging or fine. Bakers would throw in an additional loaf just to make sure they complied with the law since many did not have scales.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

Thanks for providing the explanation. I love learning that kind of stuff!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (mZUr4)

197 It's really so you can eat on donut on the way home and still have a dozen.

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

198 >> I just had a big Chinese meal. So what should I have in an hour when I'm hungry?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

I always just have another Chinese dick.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 02, 2021 07:08 PM (HQ9Sl)

199 I've had a sore spot on/in my abdomen for several days. It feels kind of like I've done a stupid number of crunches. But I'm too lazy for that.
I considered appendicitis
I don't think it's in the right place and the worst of the pain has passed.
Is it a hernia? I have no idea.
Kidney stones-also no idea.
Maybe it's just gas.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 02, 2021 07:08 PM (cSyAR)

200 >>> this really made me laugh

https://twitter.com/ellencarmichael/status/
1433458368031690752


She and Redsteeze were having a slap fight on Twitter yesterday. I was hoping they would both lose.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:08 PM (VWp7G)

201 Today I learned that Just a side note knows how to keep the Horde in suspense!
Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Side boob at September 02, 2021 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

202 >>>So what should I have in an hour when I'm hungry?
Posted by: Joe XiDen


Flied lice from Shitty Wok!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:09 PM (VWp7G)

203 and here I was thinking the B dozen is so they can have one extra to test. Maybe peasants in the medievals were buying a dozen loaves at once

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:09 PM (ZZK0E)

204 rhennigantx, I can't wait to see all those tatted ,pierced , purple and green haired obese heifers have to sign up.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:09 PM (h6rgW)

205 So they are turning more on RGB over not retiring. Kind of funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:09 PM (z4k8L)

206 She was a saint to them not a year ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:10 PM (z4k8L)

207 It's really so you can eat on donut on the way home and still have a dozen.
Posted by: f'd


I always thought it was so the baker could test each batch and still have a dozen to sell.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:10 PM (OCTRt)

208 168 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:01 PM

Howdy JT! Did you make it through the storm relatively unscathed?

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:10 PM (qe5CM)

209 Decades ago, my relatives ran a feed and farm supply store. Quite a few folks bought the animal equivalent of what prescription medicines that they could not afford to buy at the pharmacy. Some people did so because it was far cheaper. In that pre internet time, people learned from each other about what was effective or sometimes from vets that also treated farm animals. A few times, someone in the medical industry let them know.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2021 07:10 PM (xunV5)

210 Reading Ken Folliet is not history.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (yrol

Who?

Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

211 "I confessed, got credit for ingenuity, no penalty. Whew."

Your pay for fetching the Brotchen.

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:10 PM (Tnijr)

212 So what should I have in an hour when I'm hungry?
Posted by: Joe XiDen



My weekend favorite: gas station sushi.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:11 PM (OCTRt)

213 The war on Invermectin !
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 06:30 PM (V13WU)


Just a reminder it received the Nobel Pizza Prize in 2015 for human use:

https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/ medicine/2015/press-release/

(remove space before "medicine"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 02, 2021 07:11 PM (wAnMi)

214 Yep the current dog and I were on the same stomach med for awhile. They do cross over. We were even on the same dosage.
-------------------------
Did your spouse wrap it up in cheese for you to swallow??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

215 Maybe peasants in the medievals were buying a dozen loaves at once
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07

That was for middlemen. They would just give an extra chunk of bread to retail customers to be overweight on a loaf or two, ensuring they didn't get pilloried.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:12 PM (9sVFt)

216 We call the responsible

TexasTribune
One Texan, who asked her name be withheld because of fears about privacy, said she and her husband decided he would undergo a vasectomy to prevent any concerns about pregnancy in light of the state's restrictive new abortion law.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:13 PM (yrol0)

217 A couple of cc's of Banamine in a glass of orange juice has been used around here more than once. Banamine is a smooth muscle relaxer used in colic cases.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (h6rgW)

218 That critter is a hedgehog.

I was unaware they got so big.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (HG00O)

219
The Hawk had precision wing-talon-eye coordination. Amazing.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (pO096)

220 PS Brotchen be good, yo. I suck at baking or I'd have them all the time.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 07:07 PM (F0YaR)

mmm. My favorite non-Turkish food in Germany was bratwurst mit brotchen, und mittelscharfer senf. Simple. Elegant. Pretty much anything mit brotchen.

A nice German lady owns a drug store in the town what I live in. She often has fresh made bratwurst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (4l77G)

221 olddog, you will be tested on why hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of ten.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:04
-----------------------
Hah. I saw "Bulletproof Monk."

"Life doesn't always work out according to plan, so be happy with what with you got because you can always get a hot dog."

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (Kh/QT)

222 I have a nagila.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (mNhhD)

223 214 Yep the current dog and I were on the same stomach med for awhile. They do cross over. We were even on the same dosage.
-------------------------
Did your spouse wrap it up in cheese for you to swallow??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)


After sex, sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 07:15 PM (F0YaR)

224
YOU CAN"T GIVE PEOPLE MEDICATION TO HORSES !!
- A HORSE NAMED KAREN

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:03 PM (V13WU)


Honey, where's the DMSO? My knees are killing me . . . Horse, huh. That's how you spell that?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:15 PM (HG00O)

225 Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.
Posted by: rhennigantx

My sisters are going to be *really* angry if they have to register... (Youngest sister is 65).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:15 PM (VyUi+)

226 I have a nagila.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (mNhhD)

Stop picking at it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2021 07:15 PM (4l77G)

227
Spock just explained to Kirk that if they don't return Lt McCain to Earth and let him run amok, wreaking havoc in the US Navy and then in US Senate, it will harm the future.

Kirk stupidly agrees with the Vulcan.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:16 PM (pO096)

228 One Texan, who asked her name be withheld because of fears about privacy, said she and her husband decided he would undergo a vasectomy to prevent any concerns about pregnancy in light of the state's restrictive new abortion law.

--

so? I guess at least this liberal duo didn't poison themsewlves with fish bowl cleaner

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:16 PM (ZZK0E)

229 WTF was that fish?

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2021 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

230 We call the responsible

TexasTribune
One Texan, who asked her name be withheld because of fears about privacy, said she and her husband decided he would undergo a vasectomy to prevent any concerns about pregnancy in light of the state's restrictive new abortion law.



Sugartits, just do anal. No baby.
Or better yet, fucking move!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:16 PM (OCTRt)

231 olddog, You passed with flying colors!!!. Never thought I would be able to use that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:17 PM (h6rgW)

232 One Texan, who asked her name be withheld because of fears about privacy, said she and her husband decided he would undergo a vasectomy to prevent any concerns about pregnancy in light of the state's restrictive new abortion law.

so? I guess at least this liberal duo didn't poison themsewlves with fish bowl cleaner
Posted by: Tim Riggins

No such luck.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:17 PM (OCTRt)

233 About 3.7 billion doses of Ivermectin given to humans over the past 30 years.

BTW, it's Joe Rogan and not Josh as I mistakenly recalled, above.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:17 PM (UHVv4)

234 because of texas's super restrictive pro-life laws this one couple in Maine is going to self immolate just to be sure they don't get burdened with procreation

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:17 PM (ZZK0E)

235
Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Democrats pull this stupid Stunt every 6 months for the last, what, 40 years?

The point is to abolish the registration for Selective Service altogether.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:17 PM (pO096)

236 218 That critter is a hedgehog.

I was unaware they got so big.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:14 PM (HG00O)

That is what she said!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (z4k8L)

237 In Medieval England there was a law that loafs of bread had to weigh a certain amount equal to cost of wheat under penalty of a flogging or fine. Bakers would throw in an additional loaf just to make sure they complied with the law since many did not have scales.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:06 PM (2DOZq)


Yep. That was the origin I had heard as well.

Before that I assumed it was a case the the baker would make an extra so he could check the batch. A dozen to sell and a 13th to test to make sure it was good.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (vMCab)

238 151 I learn new useless trivia everyday.

Today I learned the origin of the term Baker's Dozen. Maybe it's common knowledge but I didn't know.
Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 06:58 PM

Funny that you mention this. Today, for the first time in ages, I stopped to buy a baker's dozen bagels. I'm going to the beach with family for the weekend and I had a coupon, so two birds one stone yada yada. Anyway, the store was going to close in about an hour and they still had dozens of bagels of every variety, so the sales clerk told me I could have as many as I wanted. I walked out with 18!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (qe5CM)

239 If Karen demands you be gelded to spite the legislature, you need an immediate divorce. Like, call the attorney *yesterday*.

That guy is a fuckin' ultra pussy. His wife is a maniac and he is a chump, and he's in for rude awakening after he snips his nads and she fetches up pregnant with a miracle baby who looks just like her golfing pro.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (9sVFt)

240 Anonymous Texas couple have no problem killing a baby with a heart beat but they will protest when Huntsville carries out an execution.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

241 I walked out with 18!!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (qe5CM)

I was right!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

242 because of texas's new abortion law this one woman will continue to not bathe or leave the house in order to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (ZZK0E)

243
Anal produces Ass Babies, I heard.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (pO096)

244 YOU CAN"T GIVE PEOPLE MEDICATION TO HORSES !!
- A HORSE NAMED KAREN


Penicillin is penicillin. They don't make cow penicillin and people penicillin. They do make two different labels. Way cheaper.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (OCTRt)

245 WTF was that fish?

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2021 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

A Wels Catfish (yes, one 'l'). They get friggin enormous.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (cvNl1)

246 After careful study, I've concluded that ducklings are cuter than bats.

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (6RgRK)

247 >>> 216 We call the responsible

TexasTribune
One Texan, who asked her name be withheld because of fears about privacy, said she and her husband decided he would undergo a vasectomy to prevent any concerns about pregnancy in light of the state's restrictive new abortion law.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:13 PM (yrol0)

There might be a few dumbasses like this but I'm betting the stenographer pulled this story out of xher's ass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (ACi07)

248 Honey, where's the DMSO? My knees are killing me . . . Horse, huh. That's how you spell that?
Posted by: Kindltot

That is great for sore muscles!

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (Kx3kq)

249 Democrats pull this stupid Stunt every 6 months for the last, what, 40 years?

The point is to abolish the registration for Selective Service altogether.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:17 PM (pO096)

No, I don't think that's it. I think they have fond institutional memories of the draft. And people protesting against it during Vietnam. It was the beginning of their purchase of social capital. They want that fear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (z4k8L)

250 Anal produces Ass Babies, I heard.
Posted by: Soothsayer's


Only for gheys.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (OCTRt)

251 Hooray! It's over!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

252 "Spock just explained to Kirk that if they don't return Lt McCain to Earth and let him run amok, wreaking havoc in the US Navy and then in US Senate, it will harm the future. "

Oh that's the one where he fathers Bertram Cabot Jr!

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

253 >>>Anal produces Ass Babies, I heard.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


See also: Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (VWp7G)

254
btw, how funny is it that douche bag from Hawaii has the last name with "hula" in it?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (pO096)

255 I take quercetin powder. comes with a little scoop. I mix that in olive oil with resveratrol. (I can't take capsules). You want to take it with zinc.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 07:20 PM (5HBd1)

256 249 Democrats pull this stupid Stunt every 6 months for the last, what, 40 years?

The point is to abolish the registration for Selective Service altogether.

--

hey now that America 3.0 is a gay tyranny, who cares? Bomb the third world to promote gay trans school children? no thatnkls

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:21 PM (ZZK0E)

257
Oh that's the one where he fathers Bertram Cabot Jr!
Posted by: f'd


You're thinking of the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:22 PM (pO096)

258 >>> 239 If Karen demands you be gelded to spite the legislature, you need an immediate divorce. Like, call the attorney *yesterday*.

That guy is a fuckin' ultra pussy. His wife is a maniac and he is a chump, and he's in for rude awakening after he snips his nads and she fetches up pregnant with a miracle baby who looks just like her golfing pro.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (9sVFt)

The Paolo is skilled at many leisure activities.

Posted by: Paolo at September 02, 2021 07:22 PM (ACi07)

259 239 If Karen demands you be gelded to spite the legislature, you need an immediate divorce. Like, call the attorney *yesterday*.

That guy is a fuckin' ultra pussy. His wife is a maniac and he is a chump, and he's in for rude awakening after he snips his nads and she fetches up pregnant with a miracle baby who looks just like her golfing pro.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (9sVFt)


Hubby isn't actually getting a vasectomy because of her. He's doing it because he's worried he'll find out his mistress is pregnant too late and he won't be able to pressure her into an abortion.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:22 PM (vMCab)

260 I don't tell this story usually, because for some reason it embarrasses Hunter.

But Hunter was a butt-baby. No reason to be ashamed of that in this day and age.

Yup, he's a butt-baby. Got knocked up with him during the Stonewall Riots.

I don't know which one of the Village People is the father, but all of those brave, costumed queens stuck it to me during our historic stand for gay rights.

Word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:22 PM (9sVFt)

261 That's the Star Trek with the black cat with a bell on and Terri Garr right?

Posted by: Just a side note at September 02, 2021 07:22 PM (2DOZq)

262 246 After careful study, I've concluded that ducklings are cuter than bats.

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM (6RgRK)


Moar recipes, too. So, a twofer.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (F0YaR)

263 Heh. China is banning men who are too effeminate* from their TV. LOL.

*not spelled like my fingers thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (z4k8L)

264 Biden civil rights lies covered here:
https://twitter.com/AZachParkinson/status/
1433503608318877698

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (UHVv4)

265 That little boy in the last clip is planning ahead for a whole bunch of Peking duck. Smart.

Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (U1eOr)

266 What's sad is it's been used for fifty years as an anti-malarial pill and the idiots are too stupid to realize it does legitimately have other uses.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (OCTRt)


And taking Benedryl to get to sleep is a FELONY! A felony I tell you, jail and fines.
FED TIME it is so bad.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (HG00O)

267 I got a vasectomy when I was done.

Why would not every man?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (yrol0)

268 When I make a dozen deviled eggs I always make 14 because usually one or two don't come out quite right and fall in my mouth.

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (Tnijr)

269 20 Tweets from Bad Blue- The Vaccine is the Variant edition
https://tinyurl.com/wdhaz48w

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (2JoB8)

270 >>>That's the Star Trek with the black cat with a bell on and Terri Garr right?
Posted by: Just a side note



Mmmm.... Terri Garr!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (VWp7G)

271 Wel would be the least profanity I'd say if something that big struck top-water. And I've caught 12# pike in those conditions.

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

272 >>> 263 Heh. China is banning men who are too effeminate* from their TV. LOL.

*not spelled like my fingers thought.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (z4k8L)

Hmm, I read somewhere that Harveywood had recently noticed a yuge drop in revenue from CHYna, wonder if this is part of it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (ACi07)

273 Joe Biden remembers being at Notre Dame after it was set on fire.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (cSyAR)

274 And taking Benedryl to get to sleep is a FELONY! A felony I tell you, jail and fines.
FED TIME it is so bad.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:23 PM (HG00O)

A good scotch'll do thot!*

*bonus points for reference

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (z4k8L)

275 They did the same with HCQ, used for lupus and rheumatoid arthritis for years. But suddenly, unsafe when used for Wuflu.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 07:25 PM (5HBd1)

276 Heh. Babylon Bee: Joe Rogan bounces back from COVID to win Kentucky Derby.

Wish I had thought of that. I keep going with counting by stomping your foot, or being careful about breaking a leg.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:25 PM (vMCab)

277 248 Back in the early 80s, DMSO was real popular with the old guys in the shop where I worked. It gave the place a garlicky smell, not the pleasant kitchen smell but like steerage on the White Star liner out of Naples, circa 1903.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM (C1Lsn)

278 " That's the Star Trek with the black cat with a bell on and Terri Garr right?"


Oh I suppose that was a Twilight Zone too hmmm?

* sniffs *

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM (Tnijr)

279 Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (yrol0)


They are gonna have to, aren't they. They just taught all contractors and privately sourced support employees that when the going gets tough the USG will leave their danglies draped over an anvil and hand the tangos a hammer.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM (HG00O)

280 Vasectomy? To prevent pregnancy?
Have they heard of birth control pills? IUD?

Glad to hear they decided to remove him from the gene pool.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM (Vxu+H)

281 @265 - on my phone they looked like little ducks... may be chicks.

Lucky kid - I never had chicks following me like that. Any chicks following ne were usually accompanied by a policeman and they were pointing angrily at me...

Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM (U1eOr)

282 Anal produces Ass Babies, I heard.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Just stick to hand babies.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM (Kx3kq)

283 241 I walked out with 18!!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:18 PM (qe5CM)

I was right!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:19 PM

LOL!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (qe5CM)

284 Moar recipes, too. So, a twofer.
Posted by: GnuBreed,


Chyna has hundreds of recipes for bats.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)

285
Who wants to bet that within the next 72 hours, a Lower Court "judge" will defy the Court (USC) and block TX's bill?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (pO096)

286 Hmm, I read somewhere that Harveywood had recently noticed a yuge drop in revenue from CHYna, wonder if this is part of it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 07:24 PM (ACi07)

They have not allowed the last couple (?) of disney extravaganzas to be shown there.

Shang Chi, which is obviously a kow-tow to the Chinese, is not getting a green light either. Mulan was, but bombed over there. The Chinese find them patronizing. And they hate 'white liberals' (there's a term.) The sad part is, Disney burned down everything in the name of woke and counted on getting the chinese revenue (with edits of the more egregious parts- like gay kisses- for chinese releases.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (z4k8L)

287 Look, Fat, anal produces babies with Assburgers. They're retards.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (mNhhD)

288 >>>Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.


Trust me when I tell you, Houlahan is a rabid, psychotic leftist. She's been on Faux News recently and reminds the panel she served. She mentions it twenty times an interview.

She's a hack, and could easily qualify to be part of the squad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM (VWp7G)

289 Howdy JT! Did you make it through the storm relatively unscathed?
Posted by: Moonbeam

Yep ?

You ?

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM (arJlL)

290 in response to texas's new restrictive abortion law, the Red Room will now require widows to get hysterectomies

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM (ZZK0E)

291 Joe also remembers being at Canterbury when it was bombed by the Nazis.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM (cSyAR)

292 Duncanthrax, think I should send the guy looking to the snip my phone number?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM (h6rgW)

293
Oh she's from PA? My brain read HI.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:29 PM (pO096)

294 The sad part is, Disney burned down everything in the name of woke and counted on getting the chinese revenue (with edits of the more egregious parts- like gay kisses- for chinese releases.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Can't wait to see Disney shit at Dollar Tree in the ftre.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:30 PM (OCTRt)

295 Inman: Scooter surprise.

Those fat scooterers rank right up there with bicyclists.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 02, 2021 07:30 PM (UJBzp)

296 Have a great evening everyone, way past lights out time.
The weekend is coming like a freight train.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2021 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

297 Look, Fat, anal produces babies with Assburgers. They're retards.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (mNhhD)

Lolol. I'm trying to sweat off a cold in a hot tub, and damn near destroyed my phone just now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:30 PM (9sVFt)

298 288 >>>Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.


Trust me when I tell you, Houlahan is a rabid, psychotic leftist. She's been on Faux News recently and reminds the panel she served. She mentions it twenty times an interview.

She's a hack, and could easily qualify to be part of the squad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM (VWp7G)


Rangel used to be the one that always brought up some bill about the draft didn't he?

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:30 PM (vMCab)

299 In the future, one karate chop on the side of the neck will knock a guard out cold.

Posted by: f'd at September 02, 2021 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

300 279 Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2021 07:05 PM (yrol0)

They are gonna have to, aren't they. They just taught all contractors and privately sourced support employees that when the going gets tough the USG will leave their danglies draped over an anvil and hand the tangos a hammer.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:26 PM

This is slightly related, but one of the reasons that I was shocked at Pelosi's refusal to allow the reading of the names of the murdered service members on the House floor is that two of them were women! She blew a perfect opportunity to highlight their service.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (qe5CM)

301 One Texan, who asked her name be withheld because of fears about privacy, said she and her husband decided he would undergo a vasectomy to prevent any concerns about pregnancy in light of the state's restrictive new abortion law.

--

just put a bag over her head....

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (V13WU)

302 So 24 not 13.
lac
4

Posted by: micky at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (3byMq)

303 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

304 It's a shame what Texas is doing.

We've given PP bigly money over the years through federal spending.

And they do a pretty good job of using it to campaign against us!

Posted by: GOPe at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (c8bcd)

305
Do you know china is giving the finger their hollywood comrades?

Because china doesn't need Hollywood, anymore. They control the White House, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (pO096)

306 Crap. Forgot 'Let Karl work'

Posted by: micky at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (3byMq)

307 Oh and Jerusalem. Joe was definitely there after the Romans destroyed the temple.
He's been everywhere, man

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (cSyAR)

308 >>>Rangel used to be the one that always brought up some bill about the draft didn't he?
Posted by: buzzion


Yep. Unlike Rangel Houlihan is a do-nothing congresscritter. The only time you hear her is during election season or when she is covering her ass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:32 PM (VWp7G)

309 This is slightly related, but one of the reasons that I was shocked at Pelosi's refusal to allow the reading of the names of the murdered service members on the House floor is that two of them were women! She blew a perfect opportunity to highlight their service.
Posted by: Moonbeam


She doesn't give a shit about dead women.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:33 PM (OCTRt)

310 Do you know china is giving the finger their hollywood comrades?

Because china doesn't need Hollywood, anymore. They control the White House, now.

--

Hollywood has been too stupid to realize that they gave away their industry. Most work gets done in Louisiana or Georgia or Vancouver while China can now make their own action garbage nonsense (with less gay diversity bullshit because they don't want that shit)

Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 07:34 PM (ZZK0E)

311 288 >>>Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.


Trust me when I tell you, Houlahan is a rabid, psychotic leftist. She's been on Faux News recently and reminds the panel she served. She mentions it twenty times an interview.

She's a hack, and could easily qualify to be part of the squad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM

So she's a Rashida in Tulsi clothing? or a Tulsi in Tulsi clothing?

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:34 PM (qe5CM)

312 No one should have to register for Selective Service.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2021 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

313 "He's been everywhere, man"

He rode a tank, held a Generals rank.

Posted by: Please to meet you at September 02, 2021 07:34 PM (Tnijr)

314 >Rep. Chrissy Houlahan (D., Pa.) put forward a measure on Wednesday to require all women over the age of 18 to register for selective service.


Is she related to Hotlips?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:35 PM (cSyAR)

315
Marvel's Shame-She movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:35 PM (pO096)

316 289-
You ?
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:28 PM

We had some wind and rain, but nothing too dangerous.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:35 PM (qe5CM)

317 Black walnut trees (we have lots of them) are the first to lose leaves in the fall and the last to get leaves in the spring. But THIS year they started in early August.


Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 06:48 PM (Rbu5d)


Thanks for the warning! We have tons of black walnut trees too, and about two dozen logs from a branch that came down last year that have been drying in my garage.

Posted by: pookysgirl, looking for woodworking projects at September 02, 2021 07:35 PM (XKZwp)

318 I'm not certain I'm against forcing women to register for Selective Service.

I mean, feminists have been pushing for "equal rights" forever, and say they want to be "equal to men," but truth be told, they only want to be "equal" with Jennifer Lawrence, Brie Larson and AOC. They don't want to be "equal" with the average shlub or shlubette who has to get up in the morning, work hard, wear a mask and pay taxes, and doesn't have 500 networking cronies to make all their problems magically disappear.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

319 No one should have to register for Selective Service.

A representative government that answers to its voters should have no trouble making a case to get volunteers for fighting. Of course that's not what we have, so..

Posted by: Methos at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (kOpft)

320 No one should have to register for Selective Service.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2021 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

Concur. Abolish the Selective Service.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (R/m4+)

321 We had some wind and rain, but nothing too dangerous.
Posted by: Moonbeam

We had a good bit of rain and wind.

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL)

322 Wasn't a catfish, it was a big eel.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (UJBzp)

323 NY Post:

Tree of Life synagogue disputes Biden's claim he visited after massacre

President Biden on Thursday told Jewish leaders that he spent time at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh after the October 2018 mass murder of 11 people there --but the synagogue told The Post he never visited.

(1/2)

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (cF8AT)

324 He's been everywhere, man

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:31 PM (cSyAR)

I breathed the fresh-washed hair, man.

Posted by: Potatus I at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (uhPTO)

325 Black walnut ice cream is the best ice cream ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (h6rgW)

326 hola amigos

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:37 PM (/g7XU)

327 She doesn't give a shit about dead women.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:33 PM (OCTRt

She knows it's over, and just in time for her to retire. Once Harris takes over, the sun sets on the crusty old gangster wing of the Party. All she cares about is swinging that stupid Gallagher gavel and slamming E&J* on the public dime for a few more years.

*This is, unbelievably, the rich old leatherfaced slag's drink of choice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:38 PM (9sVFt)

328 >>>Is she related to Hotlips?
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Look up her photo. It will haunt you.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:38 PM (VWp7G)

329 I'm watching "Donnie Darko". Considerably less brilliant than I was led to believe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (Dc2NZ)


Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 07:38 PM (ghoDT)

330 Yeah, leaves falling early again this year. I need to get out this weekend and do some fall trimming.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 07:38 PM (Kx3kq)

331 I'm not certain I'm against forcing women to register for Selective Service.

I mean, feminists have been pushing for "equal rights" forever, and say they want to be "equal to men," but truth be told, they only want to be "equal" with Jennifer Lawrence, Brie Larson and AOC. They don't want to be "equal" with the average shlub or shlubette who has to get up in the morning, work hard, wear a mask and pay taxes, and doesn't have 500 networking cronies to make all their problems magically disappear.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Tough shit. Equality is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:39 PM (OCTRt)

332 I hope House GOPers are coming up with inventive ways to get around Nazi Nanzy's refusal to list the names.

Each GOP speaker should sneak in the mention of at least one name, every chance they get to speak.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

333 Yeah, he has no commitment to Sparkle Motion Probably also wants us to forcibly insert the Lifeline card in our anuses. Shit is sad.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 02, 2021 07:39 PM (QU5/8)

334 But buried in the article is this:

The president went on to reflect on his daughter Ashley Biden marrying a Jewish surgeon, Howard Krein, in 2012 and to recount his conversations with the late Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir.

"My daughter married a Jewish young man. And, you know, it's the dream of every Catholic father that she married a Jewish doctor," Biden joked.

"We had a chuppah on the altar... Now some of you aren't gonna like this, but it was co-officiated by a Catholic priest as well as a Jewish rabbi."

Biden said that his only request was for "my favorite hymn" to be played at the wedding -- "On Eagle's Wings" --but that he was unpleasantly surprised when the ceremony instead played "Hava Nagilah."

"I only asked one thing... And they played, and my mind is going blank now, what's the song that is played where everybody is on the chair? I can't remember it. Anyway, but that's the song that was played," Biden recounted.
(2/2)

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 07:40 PM (cF8AT)

335 rickb, exactly.
Feminists want all of what they consider the 'perks' of being a man, and absolutely zero responsibilities. See their fetishization of abortion. It's "anti-women" to expect them to be responsible enough to use birth control.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

336 150...Boil the nuts as long as you can stand it and you'll have the nicest brown leather dye you can't buy.
Posted by: dartist at September 02, 2021 06:57 PM (+ya+t)

Yep. But I take the pulp off first, because we eat the nuts. Then I just cover with water in a bucket, let them ferment over winter in the barn. Strain. Terrific wood stain and ink, too!

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 07:40 PM (Rbu5d)

337 Nancy Pelosi is evil.

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:41 PM (/g7XU)

338 Out here, the leaves on the vine maples in the woods haven't turned red yet. Some years, they turn color in August.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 07:41 PM (5HBd1)

339 Anyone know if Joey wears the checkered pants, white belt and shoes in his copious casual time or is it pjs right after supper?

'cause whites are right out after Labor Day.

Posted by: micky at September 02, 2021 07:41 PM (3byMq)

340 The problem with the Texas vasectomy story is the normalization of abortion as birth control for "couples". This is an ongoing abomination.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 02, 2021 07:41 PM (oWBc3)

341 332 I hope House GOPers are coming up with inventive ways to get around Nazi Nanzy's refusal to list the names.

Each GOP speaker should sneak in the mention of at least one name, every chance they get to speak.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:39 PM

Yeah, how hard is that? What a bunch of cowards if they don't.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 07:41 PM (qe5CM)

342 >>>Boil the nuts as long as you can stand it and you'll have the nicest brown leather dye you can't buy.


I tried that, and I'm still in the hospital!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (VWp7G)

343 Deuce Bigalow has been talking/tweeting lately in moronese. I wonder if he's a lurker?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (l6b3d)

344 332 I hope House GOPers are coming up with inventive ways to get around Nazi Nanzy's refusal to list the names.

Each GOP speaker should sneak in the mention of at least one name, every chance they get to speak.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)


McCarthy probably told them no.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (vMCab)

345 Chyna has hundreds of recipes for bats.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)


Including ducklings in bat sauce, I'm guessing.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (F0YaR)

346 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 07:38 PM (ghoDT)
---

*extreme jazz hands*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

347 Trump did us a solid with his 3 Supremes. Libs are screaming that Roe v Wade is dead.

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (/g7XU)

348 Hebrew National 4 pack.

Good choice, that's what I usually buy if I'm buying hot dogs. Best part, no extra casing at the end just flopping loose.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 02, 2021 06:22 PM (SchxB)

Reminds me of DEPRESSION ERA COOKING, this little old lady shared cooking tips from when she living in the Depression. One was chopped up hotdogs potatoes and onions looked really good

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (dKiJG)

349 If the Republbitards in the Horse and Senit wood has passed that bill, then this mess in the Nottheasst wood has never happened. Globill Warming is reel and this storm proves it !!!@

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (D9mnB)

350 No one should have to register for Selective Service.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2021 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

Concur. Abolish the Selective Service.
Posted by: Hairyback

Disagree: Make every USA American serve in some form or fashion.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (VyUi+)

351 Ace is fatigued in a German sex dancer manner similar to that German dancer in BladeRunner....i mean Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (nOOFl)

352 160...There's a long flame war on the net about whether ascorbic acid is just corn starch or legit vitamin C. If you're sick, get the real shit, just in case.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at September 02, 2021 06:59 PM (ZZK0E)

We grow rosa rugosa for the rose hips for this reason.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (Rbu5d)

353 Who is Deuce Bigalow?

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (/g7XU)

354 Hell, I was at Canterbury when Saucer wrote it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (mNhhD)

355 Joey lying is "Tradition"!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:44 PM (UHVv4)

356 I am on day 9 of Kung flu. I have cancer and MS and I'm also a stroke survivor so my neurologist said NO Jab for you way last year.

I can honestly say I was sick as I have ever been for about 7 of the days. But I was able to keep my oxygen levels up using breathing exercises I found online.

I took vits D3, C, Zinc, Tumeric, the B's, lots of fluids and I have been in bed most of the time since last week Thursday. I got pink eye as a secondary infection and have had a major MS exacerbation as the main aftermath so far.

I suppose I am in for a bit of a recovery.

I do plan to go back to work Tuesday.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 07:44 PM (RLLZj)

357 Reminds me of DEPRESSION ERA COOKING, this little old lady shared cooking tips from when she living in the Depression. One was chopped up hotdogs potatoes and onions looked really good
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Hoover Hogs. Aka, armadillo on the half shell.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:44 PM (OCTRt)

358 Deuce Bigalow, twitter account suspended. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (Kx3kq)

359 Lily, glad you're on the mend!! Stay strong.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

360 Who is Deuce Bigalow?
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (/g7XU)

Rob Schneider. Actor

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (mZUr4)

361 Disagree: Make every USA American serve in some form or fashion.

NO EXCEPTIONS.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (VyUi+)

In the new WOKE military? Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

362 I'm watching "Donnie Darko". Considerably less brilliant than I was led to believe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 06:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 07:38 PM


How are her finger twinkles?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

363 Dang, Just Lily. You have really had a time of it, haven't you.

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (/g7XU)

364 Disagree: Make every USA American serve in some form or fashion.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (VyUi+)


That is a lot of power put in the hands of the government. Is it wise?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (HG00O)

365 Who is Deuce Bigalow?
Posted by: Sister


Runs a tea company?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (OCTRt)

366 Nazi Pelosi and Elizabeth Bathzory will soon be comparing notes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)

367 353 Who is Deuce Bigalow?
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (/g7XU)


Male Gigolo.

Rob Schneider?

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)

368 I wish that escape capsule on AF1 was real, and a couple Patriot SS agents would stuff Retardo in it and hit the eject button. Drop his dumb ass out over Inbred Holler in the middle of the Ozarks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at September 02, 2021 07:46 PM (C1Lsn)

369 I just looked: Deuce Bigalow's twatter account has been suspended.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:46 PM (UHVv4)

370 "We had a chuppah on the altar... Now some of you aren't gonna like this, but it was co-officiated by a Catholic priest as well as a Jewish rabbi."

==

Is that kosher ???

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (V13WU)

371 Disagree: Make every USA American serve in some form or fashion.

NO EXCEPTIONS.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (VyUi+)


Counting the fuzz on caterpillars by touch, maybe.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (ghoDT)

372 I do plan to go back to work Tuesday.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 07:44 PM (RLLZj)

Holy cow Lily!

After what you've been through, you should go back the 3rd Tuesday of next month!

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (cF8AT)

373 Tami. That part 2/2 you posted is a parody right? He didn't actually say that?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (2NHgQ)

374 >>> Boil the nuts as long as you can stand it and you'll have the nicest brown leather dye you can't buy.
Posted by: dartist at September 02, 2021 06:57 PM (+ya+t)


First vasectomy talk and now this.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (l6b3d)

375 I do plan to go back to work Tuesday.
Posted by: Just Lily

You're a Trouper !

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (arJlL)

376 Glad you are feeling better, Lily. At least you have some real immunity now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (5HBd1)

377 Make every USA American serve in some form or fashion.
NO EXCEPTIONS.


===
I am against forcing people.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:48 PM (V13WU)

378 You figure they could have give Captain Christopher a zoomie uni?

Posted by: Mookie at September 02, 2021 07:48 PM (u+Y3T)

379 Firefly Alpha launch from SLC-2 at Vandyland in 20 minutes. First attempted launch from a new space company.

Posted by: pawn at September 02, 2021 07:48 PM (6YNFT)

380 Donnie Darko, name sounds familiar. I remember now. That boy is a senior advisor of mine.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:49 PM (mNhhD)

381 How are her finger twinkles?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2021 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)
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*uptwinkles like a mofo*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

382 I have been so depressed today. I don't know why, either.

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:49 PM (/g7XU)

383 NO EXCEPTIONS.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:43 PM (VyUi+)

In the new WOKE military? Be careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Romeo13

Don't care about their orientation. Everyone serves.
And the National Guard doesn't count for this service: US Armed Forces only.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:49 PM (VyUi+)

384 How come I've never heard of Joe's Jewish SIL?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 07:49 PM (cSyAR)

385 373 Tami. That part 2/2 you posted is a parody right? He didn't actually say that?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 07:47 PM (2NHgQ)

He actually said it...

https://tinyurl.com/yekdvntx

Scroll down

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 07:50 PM (cF8AT)

386 Glad you are feeling better, Lily. At least you have some real immunity now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

You're not gonna hit her in the face with a pie now, are ya ?

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)

387
Just Lily, I'm sure your neurologist knows more than I, but if you're not the ideal candidate for a vaccination, then who is? I mean, the last thing you need is a viral infection, no?

Anyway, hang in there.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:50 PM (pO096)

388 7 Hubby NEC and I are having hot dogs for dinner which means we're taking 36 minutes off of our lives but saving 16 cents. Wait they're 1/4 pounders so we're taking 45 minutes off and saving 23 cents.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 06:17 PM (2NHgQ)
-----------------------

Hey, I bought hot dogs for today too.
Bought Nathan's last time but reading the label it is chock full of preservatives.

This time read the labels first and the winner is...
Wally's all beef with no nitrates or nitrites. It does have sulfates and sulfites but thats 50% better.

They taste more like those cheap one's at the ball park too. mmmm

Posted by: Braenyard at September 02, 2021 07:50 PM (UJBzp)

389 >>> I just looked: Deuce Bigalow's twatter account has been suspended.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 07:46 PM (UHVv4)


@RobSchneider is still up

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 07:50 PM (l6b3d)

390 Air Force One has been converted to a Soviet Era attack sub. Sean Connery runs it.

Posted by: klaftern at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (r4sI4)

391 "Donnie Darko, name sounds familiar. I remember now. That boy is a senior advisor of mine.
Posted by: Joe Biden "

He's the one who gets your coffee Joe.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (Tnijr)

392 My wife was having complications from her pregnancy, she was having high protein in her urine and High Blood pressure. We were given a choice Baby or my Wife, my wife didn''t hesitate and said the baby, looked me dead in the eyes and said again save the Baby.

Hell I remember a History Professor equated abortion with how the Romans and Greeks left babies to die at a temple on the edge of town.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (dKiJG)

393 If the US federal government ever demands that any of my kids serve their ungodly monstrosity in any capacity, they'll have to kill me first. No. Way. Fuck them. I'll do my utmost to make sure they never volunteer either. The boy wants to be a pilot. I'm strongly discouraging him from the Air Force.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (9sVFt)

394 377 Make every USA American serve in some form or fashion.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
===
I am against forcing people.
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:48 PM (V13WU)
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Not everyone is suited.

And when you have conscription, you have officers doing the jobs lower enlisted now perform because there's no continuity. NOPE.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

395 Slap a hot Irene on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (mNhhD)

396 Just spilled my drink. All over the floor.

Normally that is the "okay you are done" sign.

But it was the first one after coming home.

Mopped up the mess. Poured myself another.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 07:52 PM (xopIz)

397 That is a lot of power put in the hands of the government. Is it wise?
Posted by: Kindltot

I watched as people went to school, had babies, etc to avoid serving during the Vietnam Era.
Total Bullsh**.

I now don't care: if you go to school you can be an O, if you have a family you can serve just fine.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:52 PM (VyUi+)

398
When I was a kid, they always played Hava Nagali.
But they also always played:
Disco Duck
(Do The) Hustle
The chicken dance song

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:52 PM (pO096)

399 Another reason not to have forced conscription:

It's a given that blue state kids will get easy duty and red state kids will always be forced to perform the deadliest jobs.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

400 Just get your shot, deplorables. A vaccine passport buys you six months of freedom. (Yeah, they expire. What did you think?!)

Posted by: The CDC at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (vOGqy)

401 I am against forcing people.
Posted by: runner

You live in the USA, you serve.
Or you switch to the Heinlein method: Only those who serve vote or hold office.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (VyUi+)

402 AZ deplorable moron @ 383- Don't care about the orientation? They will be oriented toward the black uniforms cause at heart they are nazis.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (0OP+5)

403 Reminds me of DEPRESSION ERA COOKING, this little old lady shared cooking tips from when she living in the Depression. One was chopped up hotdogs potatoes and onions looked really good
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (dKiJG)


Chopped potatoes braised with salt pork or cured sow belly is far better than you might expect. Cut some apple and onion in there and it is everything you want when you are empty. You need the fats

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (HG00O)

404
I have been so depressed today. I don't know why, either.
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH


Perhaps its the world events.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (pO096)

405 If the US federal government ever demands that any of my kids serve their ungodly monstrosity in any capacity, they'll have to kill me first. No. Way. Fuck them. I'll do my utmost to make sure they never volunteer either. The boy wants to be a pilot. I'm strongly discouraging him from the Air Force.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (9sVFt)

Concur. Fuck Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (R/m4+)

406 And when you have conscription, you have officers doing the jobs lower enlisted now perform because there's no continuity. NOPE.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

I first read that ass constipation.

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (/g7XU)

407 Let's do the time warp again.

Posted by: Captain Quirk at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

408 You live in the USA, you serve.


There are plenty of pissant counties we haven't attacked yet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

409 Since then, people leave babies at Monestaries and Convents and the babies are taken in an fed and loved.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (xopIz)

410 JAS, your just keeping up with the old adage, spill one, drink one and give on away. Amended on purpose.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (h6rgW)

411 I serve the Lord.

Nothing and no one else.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (EKULy)

412 "Quercetin & Bromelain Plus Vitamin C"

There is absolutely NO reason to spend $ on supplements for these things. Onions are a great source of quercetin (+ all kinds of other phytonutrients) and a good source of vitamin C. Pineapple is the best source of bromelain and a fantastic source of Vitamin C. Eating real food also gives you the entourage effect of all the other stuff they contain. Only specifically supplement what you can't get naturally. Going to town (figuratively) on fruit and veggies will give you many of the phytos you need.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (KAi1n)

413 Bought Nathan's last time but reading the label it is chock full of preservatives.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 02, 2021 07:50 PM (UJBzp)


I've tried them, way too salty for me. Hebrew National is more flavorful.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (ghoDT)

414 Prayers for you, Lily. Damn. I sure you feel better soon!

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (Kx3kq)

415 I am happy that I have natural immunity now. And if I can kick this crap, it shows that it is maybe not as scary as people make it out to be.

That said I think everyone should decide for themselves whether or not the jab is right for them.

I had people tell me that I should be encouraging others to get it because I couldn't but I would benefit from the herd immunity effect.

Turns out, not so much. I got it from someone who was double vaxxed.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (RLLZj)

416 I first read that ass constipation.
Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (/g7XU)
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I read that as "ass constipation" and laughed!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

417 When I was in middle school, my PE class required us to perform a gymnastics show either individuality or as a team. I had no friends in that class and I literally could not turn it somersault. Only F I ever received in my life.
And yes I still hate those girls who could tumble like that.
( though it was both my fault for being so introverted as well as the teacher's fault for not seeing that I was so clumsy over the entire year).
Yeah - still grates...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (E3FAu)

418 Tami. That is so sad, he's such an idiot, always has been an idiot and now he's president idiot. Good grief the US is doomed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (2NHgQ)

419 Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 07:44 PM (RLLZj)

prayers for you Lily

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (oEn12)

420 Personally, I think we need a little time of Isolationism. Don't come here. We won't go there.

Leave us alone.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (xopIz)

421 I serve the Lord.

Nothing and no one else.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM

"As for me and my house..."

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2021 07:56 PM (mZUr4)

422 A message from President Trump on Afghanistan and our murdered men and women.

https://is.gd/0sD7Xv

Posted by: Braenyard at September 02, 2021 07:56 PM (UJBzp)

423 >>>Or you switch to the Heinlein method: Only those who serve vote or hold office.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


President Chrissy Houlahan...

President Ted Lieu...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2021 07:56 PM (VWp7G)

424 Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (KAi1n)


KAi1n!!!!!!

Posted by: Paul Bearer at September 02, 2021 07:56 PM (vMCab)

425 We got an ominous email from the company prez titled "Covid vaccine". I feared the worst, but it was just another admonition to get the vaccine. I am hopeful that here in Indiana the bosses know they will lose 30-40% of the workforce if they mandate the death dart. Happy to say (to myself), yep, I understand your position, but I will eat a million bags of dicks before I get the death dart.

Posted by: Mookie at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (u+Y3T)

426 "As for me and my house..."
Posted by: Doof
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (EKULy)

427 Prayers for you, Lily. Damn. I sure you feel better soon!
Posted by: Infidel

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (arJlL)

428 Brunnhilde, IMHO a lot of PE courses were just torture sessions for awkward kids like me.

I finally gave up on even pretending to care about the whole thing when, one time in the showers in 11th grade, a bully pissed on my leg. To this day I'd like to shoot that individual in the head.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

429 So I have a question.

Does anyone know how easy it is to get hold of Ivermectin or HCQ? My aunt just got diagnosed with Kung Flu, and while I normally wouldn't worry about it, she had a heart attack earlier this year, so I'm concerned she's not in the best of shape. (Hasn't gotten the vaccine*, so nothing to worry about on that front at least.) And I don't know whether the pharmacies are making it as impossible to get Ivermectin as they did to get HCQ.

Any ideas?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (tp+tP)

430
Well, His Eminence Cardinal DiNardo of my diocese (Galveston-Houston) has spoken. Of the parishes that have had the Traditional Latin Mass, two (Annunciation and my FSSP) parish will continue as before. Two more will be restricted to twice a month, on weekdays. A fourth will have the TLM suppressed.

Red hat, Red Guard. Smash the Four Olds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (/U27+)

431 I now don't care: if you go to school you can be an O, if you have a family you can serve just fine.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:52 PM (VyUi+)


There are two ideas in what you are saying, one is everyone must serve the state with no exceptions, which I think gives too much power to the state and the bastards who make policy for who they consider their slaves to carry out,

OR

Everyone who wants a franchise to vote must serve, no exception, which I would consider.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (HG00O)

432
Posted by: SFGoth

So, in other words, we should be eating loaded Supreme Pizzas with pineapples?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (pO096)

433
You live in the USA, you serve.
Or you switch to the Heinlein method: Only those who serve vote or hold office.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Here's a Heinlein quote:

"I also think there are prices too high to pay to save the United States. Conscription is one of them. Conscription is slavery, and I don't think that any people or nation has a right to save itself at the price of slavery for anyone, no matter what name it is called. We have had the draft for twenty years now; I think this is shameful. If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (63Dwl)

434 You live in the USA, you serve.
Or you switch to the Heinlein method: Only those who serve vote or hold office.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (VyUi+)


That is unnecessary and stupid.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (V13WU)

435 Too fat to do a somersault? Yikes.

Back in the 60s, there were only a few fat chicks.

We were mostly slender, not all beautiful. I had zits.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (xopIz)

436 Professional military is best.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:58 PM (V13WU)

437 Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 02, 2021 07:55 PM (E3FAu)

Same thing happened to me when I was in Jr high. I totally get your pain.

Posted by: Sister, aka ALH at September 02, 2021 07:58 PM (/g7XU)

438 AZ deplorable moron @ 383- Don't care about the orientation? They will be oriented toward the black uniforms cause at heart they are nazis.
Posted by: Eromero

The Services need to do their jobs, and their job is in their vow when they join.

Religious issue, contentious objector... they still serve; but, not in any militant way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 07:58 PM (VyUi+)

439 So you're depressed? Feel like you're in a deep hole full of water? Bear with me, I mean well.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2021 07:58 PM (0OP+5)

440 So, in other words, we should be eating loaded Supreme Pizzas with pineapples?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (pO096)
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Call the exorcist! Satan is in this pizza!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

441 Government forcing people into service, or vaccines, or mask is something that fascists drool over.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)

442
Any ideas?
Posted by: Dr. T


This organization does online consultations and will prescribe meds (for a fee) :

https://americasfrontlinedoctors.org/

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 07:59 PM (pO096)

443 Eris: the pizza *might* be saveable! Try replacing the pineapple pieces with jalapenos stat!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

444 Jalapenos are the most Catholic of vegetables, I believe. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

445 Lily, I know this is not something you have heard about in the last 16 months, but there is this stuff called ivermectin, and quercetin, you might look into it.

Posted by: Kindltot -getting his inner midwit into full roar at September 02, 2021 08:00 PM (HG00O)

446 Any ideas?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (tp+tP


Dr. T, there are several Frontline Doctors groups that try to get the meds to people. It can be difficult, since even if you find a doctor to prescribe it, the pharmacy may refuse to fill it.

I will look for some links.

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:00 PM (6RgRK)

447 Dr.T, Dr. Stella Emmanuel.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 08:00 PM (h6rgW)

448 Just Lily, I'm sure your neurologist knows more than I, but if you're not the ideal candidate for a vaccination, then who is? I mean, the last thing you need is a viral infection, no?

-------

One of the main complications of the vaccines is blood clotting disorders. Blood clots caused my stroke. As he said, they aren't testing these vaccines on people with your conditions. He really felt that I had much better odds against the virus itself. And he was very convinced and has been an excellent Dr. What am I paying him for if I don't follow his advice?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (RLLZj)

449 444 Jalapenos are the most Catholic of vegetables, I believe. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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Suffering, followed by euphoria?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

450 https://speakwithanmd.com/americasfrontlinedoctors/

$90 for telemed and they will set you up with a prescription.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (5HBd1)

451 Does anyone know how easy it is to get hold of Ivermectin or HCQ?

*

Go to the Flccc website. Also search for America's Frontline Doctors. The latter has some sort of telemedicine system set up and prioritizes people who have covid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (3DjGn)

452 441 Government forcing people into service, or vaccines, or mask is something that fascists drool over.
Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)

You can add baby murder to that list. Moloch must be appeased, apparently.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (SDdx5)

453 We have tons of black walnut trees too, and about two dozen logs from a branch that came down last year that have been drying in my garage.
Posted by: pookysgirl, looking for woodworking projects at September 02, 2021 07:35 PM (XKZwp)

Ooooh! We've had to cut down a few, and boy, we're looking forward to working it.

Some of the lengths we're going to inoculate with lion's mane mushroom spawn. Yum!

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (Rbu5d)

454
That is unnecessary and stupid.
Posted by: runner

Unnecessary? Really?
What is the % of people that are voting to rob Peter to pay themselves right now?

I hate to quote a jerk; but Pierre Delicato(SP) said it 42%.

Stupid? Why... Because the US Constitution wasn't set up that way?
In what way are you living under the US Constitution as written?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (VyUi+)

455 Dr. T:

https://covid19criticalcare.com/
ivermectin-in-covid-19/how-to-get-ivermectin/

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (6RgRK)

456 447 Ivermectin is available from Amazon. Delivery takes a while though. Thankfully it's a vet med and anyone can buy it. If it required a script, more people would die. Go figure.
Posted by: pawn at September 02, 2021 08:00 PM (NdOIs)



I'm surprised Bezos hasn't shut that down.

Posted by: Paul Bearer at September 02, 2021 08:01 PM (vMCab)

457 Just spilled my drink. All over the floor.

Normally that is the "okay you are done" sign.

But it was the first one after coming home.

Mopped up the mess. Poured myself another.
Posted by: JAS,


That'll learn you. Always make two.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (OCTRt)

458 I believe it is Stella Immanuel.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

459 Missed it by that much

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (3DjGn)

460 Eris, kinda, yeah :-)

I'm Lutheran myself but can only eat so much jello.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (L2ZTs)

461 Some of the lengths we're going to inoculate with lion's mane mushroom spawn.
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this is how the world ends.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

462
Now I'm wondering how many of you get all your veggies from pizza, burger toppings, taco toppings, hot pockets, calzones, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (pO096)

463 Frontline Doctors website is great. Lots of info.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (Kx3kq)

464 I started to do the request for a telemed session last night and it crashed on me. Haven't had time today to try again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (5HBd1)

465 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (xK9An)

466 Dr. T:

https://americasfrontlinedoctors.org/
treatments/how-do-i-get-covid-19-medication/

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (6RgRK)

467
isn't Rangel Houlihan a NPC in Red Dead?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (DUIap)

468 I *hated* PE in junior high. We had two lesbian gym teachers who heaped praise on their favorites and let the bullies pick on the other kids. Come to think of it maybe it was better to be bullied than groomed by the gym teacher.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (mNhhD)

469 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (xK9An)


Fuckin' A, Bubba.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (ghoDT)

470 Sooth, I plead nolo contendere.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

471 Jalapenos are the most Catholic of vegetables,

Because you learn the fire of hell and purgatory?

Funny. I can eat jalapenos and not have "ignius anus". Cayenne, otoh, and my bowels do not get along.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (xopIz)

472 So, in other words, we should be eating loaded Supreme Pizzas with pineapples?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

I'd go with a thin crust to minimize the carbs, but when you think about it, pizza is really just a bunch of delicious food on top of cheese on top of an edible plate.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (KAi1n)

473 Just get your shot, deplorables. A vaccine passport buys you six months of freedom. (Yeah, they expire. What did you think?!)
Posted by: The CDC at September 02, 2021 07:53 PM (vOGqy)


Wow, used to be that burning a pinch of incense to Caesar was only required once a year.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (HG00O)

474
Pizza: all four food groups in a single package.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (/U27+)

475 JuJuBee, yup.
I think some of those PE teachers gave the bullies extra credit points.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

476 @AZ deplorable moron , your questions were already answered.

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (V13WU)

477 Chyron on MSNBC a few minutes ago:

"Climate Catastrophe - It's Not Coming, It's Here"

Let's say they're right. Are they proposing to mitigate the current catastrophic climate situation? Controlled burns and more firebreaks in forests? Build seawalls around coastal population centers? Build flash-flood drainage canals, basins, and underground drainage conduits in flood-prone areas?

Nope. Everyone must suffer catastrophe upon catastrophe, for years, until carbon dioxide emissions can be reduced so much that the harm humans have done to the climate is remedied! How long will that take? They don't know. They don't care. You must simply do what you're told and suffer.

They're employing the same insanity with COVID. We're not going to help you fight-off and minimize COVID's harm, using existing drugs and treatment. Nope, can't do it because reasons. The only solution is getting everyone vaccinated! How many will die from treatable COVID until every person on the planet is vaccinated? They not only do not care, they use the dead as more fear porn.

Insanity.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (AMIL/)

478 T-2:00 min at Vandyland.

Posted by: pawn at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (6YNFT)

479 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:02

*raises hand*

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (Kx3kq)

480 462
Now I'm wondering how many of you get all your veggies from pizza, burger toppings, taco toppings, hot pockets, calzones, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (pO096)



You can get them other ways?

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (vMCab)

481 Does anyone know how easy it is to get hold of Ivermectin or HCQ?


Ivermectin? Go to Tractor Supply, Atwoods, Gebo's. Any farm and ranch supply store.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (OCTRt)

482 430
Well, His Eminence Cardinal DiNardo of my diocese (Galveston-Houston) has spoken. Of the parishes that have had the Traditional Latin Mass, two (Annunciation and my FSSP) parish will continue as before. Two more will be restricted to twice a month, on weekdays. A fourth will have the TLM suppressed.

Red hat, Red Guard. Smash the Four Olds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 07:57 PM (/U27+)

Go figure. Check for his boyfriends. Most of those who hate the TLM are peter puffers.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (SDdx5)

483
One of the main complications of the vaccines is blood clotting disorders.
Posted by: Just Lily


I didn't know this.

Wonderful.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (pO096)

484 Dr. T:

https://frontlinemds.com/telehealth-service/

This is where Jim SND got his treatments, but all of these providers sound like they're swamped.

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:05 PM (6RgRK)

485 I have supplements because I just would not eat enough to get all my vitamins. I even have powdered veggies that I don't remember to use. I've always had vitamin C on hand. it can be helpful to use with sick animals. I try not to do too much because I get pill fatigue.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:05 PM (5HBd1)

486 Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 02, 2021 07:54 PM (KAi1n)

It is hard to get enough D and Zinc, and the Quercetin helps metabolize the Zinc quicker

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 08:05 PM (HG00O)

487 Back in the 60s and early 70s, the lesbian gym coaches were all sweetness and light.

They waited until they got tenure before they turned the screws.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:05 PM (xopIz)

488 Doctor say 'you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up..'

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2021 08:06 PM (0OP+5)

489 Some of the lengths we're going to inoculate with lion's mane mushroom spawn.
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this is how the world ends.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 08:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

This is how the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 08:06 PM (cSyAR)

490 Thanks Emmie/Ben Had/Soothsayer. I'd heard about the pharmacies refusing to fill prescriptions, but I think the area she lives in is level-headed enough that wouldn't be an issue. Hopefully this can do some good.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 08:06 PM (tp+tP)

491 How many will die from treatable COVID until every person on the planet is vaccinated? They not only do not care, they use the dead as more fear porn.

Insanity.
Posted by: Gref

They never say how they plan to inoculate the homeless.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:07 PM (OCTRt)

492 What launch, pawn? Link?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 02, 2021 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

493 It is hard to get enough D and Zinc, and the Quercetin helps metabolize the Zinc quicker
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 08:05 PM (HG00O)


I'm 40% zinc.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at September 02, 2021 08:07 PM (ghoDT)

494 Tractor Supply (there are thousands of these things) has Ivermectin on the shelves.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2021 08:07 PM (9Fwwf)

495 I got a 250 ml supply of ivermectin. over 100 doses.

If you are in SC or nearby, contact me. FREE.

rat dot race dot escapee at gmail dot com.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:07 PM (xopIz)

496 468 I *hated* PE in junior high. We had two lesbian gym teachers who heaped praise on their favorites and let the bullies pick on the other kids. Come to think of it maybe it was better to be bullied than groomed by the gym teacher.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (mNhhD)

Yeah, what was with the lesbo gym teachers? Honestly, it was like normal folk didn't exercise or something. And if you signed up for basketball, to learn how to play, you were out of luck. The basketball team signed up for it and it was just another practice, no instruction, just humiliation for the newbies.

Lord of the Damned Flies.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2021 08:08 PM (SDdx5)

497 Brunnhilde, I get it. I was the kind to be always picked last for the team. Hated gym class.

In my experience, gym teachers in particular are sadists.

Posted by: April at September 02, 2021 08:08 PM (UvvMk)

498 348...Reminds me of DEPRESSION ERA COOKING, this little old lady shared cooking tips from when she living in the Depression. ...
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM (dKiJG)

She's wonderful!

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 08:08 PM (Rbu5d)

499 OSU up 10-7 over MN in the 2nd quarter.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 02, 2021 08:08 PM (sWM8x)

500 They never say how they plan to inoculate the homeless.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:07 PM (OCTRt)


No need, since they don't seem to suffer from it.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:08 PM (ghoDT)

501
Most of those who hate the TLM are peter puffers.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (SDdx5)

___________

I don't think you're a sedevacantist if you feel that Vatican II was a failure at what it was intended to do. If it was a success you'd see it around you. Have vocations increased? Are the number of parishes going up? Is sound doctrine being taught? Of course not.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (/U27+)

502 It is hard to get enough D and Zinc, and the Quercetin helps metabolize the Zinc quicker
Posted by: Kindltot

Yes, D and zinc (and some other minerals) can require supplementation, and I've specifically mentioned D before. (You do notice the "goth" in my nic? Like I get sunlight?) But A-C, E, and K, and most phytonutrients are easy to get if you prioritize them in what you stuff in your kisser.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

503 One of the main complications of the vaccines is blood clotting disorders.
Posted by: Just Lily

I didn't know this.

Wonderful.
Posted by: Soothsayer's

Clots. Neurological problems. Seizures. Spontaneous abortions.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (OCTRt)

504 >>Fuckin' A, Bubba.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (ghoDT)

Mary Beard, "Rome: Beginning of Empire"

"...so you see, the aqueducts were not only testaments to the empire's architectural domination; they were also very public advertisements of its greatest citizens. We see here, for example, a limestone foundation and, if we can make out the lettering...'this waterworks was built with the money from Zod, esteemed, feared, respected. He sold...'it's hard to make this part out...'over two thousand Africanii and three giraffes to fund the viaduct from here to Kandor, fifteen kilometers distant..."

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (xK9An)

505 Maybe it's just gas.


BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Oh good. Just gas

Posted by: azjaeger at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (3/XaG)

506 Tractor Supply (there are thousands of these things) has Ivermectin on the shelves

*

Tough to find around here now that the information is out there. It might as well be a $100 flat screen TV on black Friday.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (3DjGn)

507 Launch aborted. Recycling the count. Broadcast on Youtube at Everyday Astronaut.

Posted by: pawn at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (6YNFT)

508 Tractor supply and Atwood's are both out of Ivermec here in town.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2021 08:10 PM (h6rgW)

509 Clots. Neurological problems. Seizures. Spontaneous abortions.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (OCTRt)



Death

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 08:10 PM (vMCab)

510 Dr. T:

https://juetersonke.com/

I have called Dr. Juetersonke's office. I do not know if he will treat out-of-staters. He is using HCQ and he will only treat actively sick people because he is having trouble getting enough HCQ to go around. I called about some prophylaxis when I thought I was going to be caring for a Covid patient (who turned out not to have Covid after all).

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:10 PM (6RgRK)

511
Clots. Neurological problems. Seizures. Spontaneous abortions.
Posted by: rickb223


Are you describing Twitter or the vaccine?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:10 PM (pO096)

512 When Democrats want lessons in how to be even crueler to people, they study the gym teachers.

"New state law: mandatory dodgeball classes for the unvaxxed!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 02, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

513 No need, since they don't seem to suffer from it.
Posted by: hogmartin


In a smart world, that would be considered a lightbulb moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (OCTRt)

514
can I get some help here?

can somebody hold onto the rat while I fuck it? it keeps biting me

Posted by: David Frum at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (bTQ72)

515 When I was in middle school, my PE class required us to perform a gymnastics show either individuality or as a team. I had no friends in that class and I literally could not turn it somersault. Only F I ever received in my life.
And yes I still hate those girls who could tumble like that.
( though it was both my fault for being so introverted as well as the teacher's fault for not seeing that I was so clumsy over the entire year).
Yeah - still grates...
Posted by: Brunnhilde at Septemb

I remember we did square dancing and we had to pair up, the girls had to pick who they wanted to dance with, and I had two girls fighting that they wanted to dance with me and not the other guy, it wasn't till I was older I thought on how soul crushing it was for the other guy to be so publicly rejected like that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

516 356...I suppose I am in for a bit of a recovery.

I do plan to go back to work Tuesday.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 07:44 PM (RLLZj)

Holy cow, Lily, so sorry!
There is evidence that ivm helps with "long covid". Gosh, will pray for you!

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (Rbu5d)

517 Are you describing Twitter or the vaccine?
Posted by: Soothsayer's


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (OCTRt)

518
Death
Posted by: buzzion

_________

You ought to know!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (/U27+)

519 Check somewhere like the Mayo Clinic website or a prescription medicine site but I'm pretty sure HCQ is contraindicated for heart patients.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 02, 2021 08:12 PM (UHVv4)

520 Check out all the farm supply stores.

Southern States has it (and the big bottle).

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:12 PM (xopIz)

521 In a smart world, that would be considered a lightbulb moment.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (OCTRt)


One would think so, yeah. Oh well.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (ghoDT)

522 I didn't know this.

Wonderful.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:04 PM (pO096)


Yeah, blood clotting with occasional strokes as a result are the main thing I've seen from my own reading. It seems to be a result of the spike protein; myocarditis and pericarditis (not that I really know what those are) are the particular risks. Karl Denninger at Market Ticker has a lot of good posts about this.
https://tinyurl.com/fn8k24ks

Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (tp+tP)

523 Dr. T, if you get horse meds, make sure the only medication involved is Ivermectin. Apparently there are some combined meds out there and the other meds are bad for people.

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6RgRK)

524 I don't think you're a sedevacantist if you feel that Vatican II was a failure at what it was intended to do. If it was a success you'd see it around you. Have vocations increased? Are the number of parishes going up? Is sound doctrine being taught? Of course not.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:09 PM (/U27+)

It wasn't just VII, it was the commies and the homosexuals infiltrating. It was not so easy to find a real man who wanted to become a priest right up until about 10 years ago. Every seminary was full of faggotry and not at all friendly to those who were, you know, Catholic. The actual documents of VII are not awful, but not helpful, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (SDdx5)

525 518
Death
Posted by: buzzion

_________

You ought to know!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (/U27+)

AGAIN??

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 02, 2021 08:14 PM (SDdx5)

526 Thanks for all the good wishes and prayers! *Blushes*

I only brought this up to tell you all that it IS possible to beat this in spite of the ever dreaded comorbidities.
Also because I have other drugs I'm taking for the cancer, I couldn't take ivermectin.
My hubby looked everywhere and couldn't find quercetin.
I am going to get some first chance I can though so hubby has it in case he ever gets sick.
My doc has me at very high but D3 levels for the MS. He wants me to stay above 74.

I'm sure that helped.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:14 PM (RLLZj)

527 This is how the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper

The Hollow Men by T. S. Elliot applies quite well to the elites. They're empty inside.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 08:14 PM (cSyAR)

528 This is how I know that the farm supply stores and the suppliers already know about the Yuge demand for Ivermectin.

In January, a tube of IverMax for a 1250 lb horse sold for $3.99

In July, a tube of IverMax for a 1250 lb horse sold for $7.99

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:14 PM (xopIz)

529 I have called Dr. Juetersonke's office. I do not know if he will treat out-of-staters. He is using HCQ and he will only treat actively sick people because he is having trouble getting enough HCQ to go around. I called about some prophylaxis when I thought I was going to be caring for a Covid patient (who turned out not to have Covid after all).
Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:10 PM (6RgRK)


Hopefully it won't come to that. I assume she at least has symptoms, because at first she thought she had strep throat, but I'm out of state right now so I don't know how serious those are. Not too bad at the moment, I think.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 08:15 PM (tp+tP)

530 Dr. T, if you get horse meds, make sure the only medication involved is Ivermectin. Apparently there are some combined meds out there and the other meds are bad for people.
Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6RgRK)


You guys gonna take that ketamine? No? Just gonna leave it?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:15 PM (ghoDT)

531 481 Chewy

Posted by: CN at September 02, 2021 08:15 PM (ONvIw)

532
AYFKM?

Everyone is at risk for a stroke! *Yes, I know some are more at risk than others, but anyone can have a stroke, like, out of the blue.

I'll pass on the blod-clotting vax, thanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:16 PM (pO096)

533 Just Lily,

Fenbendazole (another de-wormer) has cured cancer.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:16 PM (xopIz)

534 >>> Jalapenos are the most Catholic of vegetables,

Because you learn the fire of hell and purgatory?

Funny. I can eat jalapenos and not have "ignius anus". Cayenne, otoh, and my bowels do not get along.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:03 PM (xopIz)


I can handle most peppers fine, I've chewed bits of carolina reapers before, had them and other hot peppers in sauce and I sweat but I'm ok. I love hot spicy food.. But there's something Indian places can put in their garam masala that will destroy me and haunt my bowels for a day. You look at online western recipes and it looks like pumpkin pie spice but damn, when you ask for hot they have some trick. I learned my lesson and am careful now.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 08:17 PM (l6b3d)

535 I get powdered quercetin from Amazon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:17 PM (5HBd1)

536 One of the college games are having a mayo eating contest, between fans and they put it up on the big board. I love college football

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:18 PM (dKiJG)

537 I'm sure that helped.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:14 PM (RLLZj)


Hang in there, Lily. From what I've seen in others who had it, I think one of the best things you can do is stay active. A woman in my church caught it last year and wouldn't ever get out of bed and move around, and she never got over the symptoms; died about a month ago. Don't let yourself get bedridden.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 08:19 PM (tp+tP)

538 I'll pass on the blod-clotting vax, thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:16 PM (pO096)

Wife had to take care of an 18-year-old boy who had a massive stroke after he had the vaccine.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:19 PM (dKiJG)

539 I suspect prices have gone up since my last purchase, but these guys seem to have a good variety:
https://www.luckyvitamin.com

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 08:19 PM (ACi07)

540 Vile vegetable visiting vets at Walter Reed.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 02, 2021 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

541
... I thought on how soul crushing it was for the other guy to be so publicly rejected like that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM


I'd like to say that one eventually gets used to it, but...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 08:20 PM (DUIap)

542 506 chewy

Posted by: CN at September 02, 2021 08:20 PM (ONvIw)

543 I read the story of a 4th-stage cancer patient.

Started taking fenbendazole. 6 weeks later, no cancer.

Ivermectin, fenbendazole.

Fuck. We all need to be de-wormed.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:20 PM (xopIz)

544 I read that some suppliers in..CO ??... are requiring proof of Horse Ownership to obtain Invermectin. Because not enough for horses !

*downloads pic of Secretariat , just in case...

Posted by: runner, distinguished commenter at September 02, 2021 08:20 PM (V13WU)

545 Dr. T, if you get horse meds, make sure the only medication involved is Ivermectin. Apparently there are some combined meds out there and the other meds are bad for people.
Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6RgRK)


Drugs.com has good information on this sort of thing. check the additives to make sure it is or isn't bad for you. Don't listen to me I don't know what I am talking about, but Drugs.com can be sued for bad information

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 08:21 PM (HG00O)

546 536 One of the college games are having a mayo eating contest, between fans and they put it up on the big board. I love college football
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:18 PM (dKiJG)



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2021 08:21 PM (vMCab)

547 >>> I remember we did square dancing and we had to pair up, the girls had to pick who they wanted to dance with, and I had two girls fighting that they wanted to dance with me and not the other guy, it wasn't till I was older I thought on how soul crushing it was for the other guy to be so publicly rejected like that.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:11 PM (dKiJG)


Usually there are more girls than guys so two or more would end up having dance with each other.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 08:22 PM (l6b3d)

548 >>530 Dr. T, if you get horse meds
Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6RgRK)

"New reports, sire."
"Yes?"
"The humans are taking animal medication."
(tents fingers)
"The men are women. They're eating animal medicine. Cattle flatulence is blamed for seal extinction."
"As you commanded, sire."
"Hmm...encourage them to believe that...hamburgers are made of ground vegetables."
"That's been done, sire."
"What else is there?"

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:22 PM (xK9An)

549
Wife had to take care of an 18-year-old boy who had a massive stroke after he had the vaccine.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


That's unacceptable.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:22 PM (pO096)

550
how would one prove they have a horse?

why would a farm supply store want proof of horse? they gunna police society?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 02, 2021 08:23 PM (bTQ72)

551 536 One of the college games are having a mayo eating contest, between fans and they put it up on the big board. I love college football
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:18 PM (dKiJG)


Oh, can't we just have woke lecturing?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 08:23 PM (tp+tP)

552 You guys gonna take that ketamine? No? Just gonna leave it?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:15 PM (ghoDT)


No wait, I gotta find my glo-stiks and my pacifier!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 08:23 PM (HG00O)

553 One of the college games are having a mayo eating contest, between fans and they put it up on the big board. I love college football
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Watching Minnesota vs Ohio State now.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:23 PM (OCTRt)

554 Don't let yourself get bedridden.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2021 08:19 PM (tp+tP)

-----

Good advice! I don't aim to be bedridden. That's why I'm going to work on Tuesday. I have plenty of sick days and could take another week.

But I don't aim to lay down and die.

I'd rather aim to misbehave.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:23 PM (RLLZj)

555 how would one prove they have a horse?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 02, 2021 08:23 PM (bTQ72)


Horse passports.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:24 PM (ghoDT)

556 I'm 40% zinc.
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez
--------

I'm 97.5% zinc.

Posted by: Penny at September 02, 2021 08:24 PM (DMQdU)

557
The mocking of Ivermectin is coming from the same scumbags who are also trying to get us to live on crickets and bugs for our main source of protein. Fuck them to hell.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:24 PM (pO096)

558
That stat on hot dogs taking time off your life might be the dumbest thing the government has produced in a long time.

Posted by: 18-1

FIFY Biden is the dumbest thing the government has produced in a long time.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 02, 2021 08:24 PM (skoMC)

559 >>a mayo eating contest

Watching two grown men drink raw oysters from mason jars in a race.

Glubglubglubohfuck___onnaglubpukeglubglub

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:25 PM (xK9An)

560 MN 14 OSU 10 three minutes to halftime.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 02, 2021 08:25 PM (sWM8x)

561 557 Japanese using ivermectin is a positive sign

Posted by: CN at September 02, 2021 08:25 PM (ONvIw)

562 I read the story of a 4th-stage cancer patient.

Started taking fenbendazole. 6 weeks later, no cancer.

Ivermectin, fenbendazole.

Fuck. We all need to be de-wormed.

Posted by: JAS,


Can I keep the tapeworm? That's the only weight loss regimen that works.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:25 PM (OCTRt)

563 540 Vile vegetable visiting vets at Walter Reed.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 02, 2021 08:20 PM (OTzUX)


I wonder if he will visit the 12 or so wounded from Kabul who are now in Walter Reed, according to Jennifer Griffin? I hope so. If he has the guts to face them. His Beau story may not be welcomed by servicemen who lost limbs or have other permanent physical damage.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2021 08:26 PM (AMIL/)

564 Can I keep the tapeworm? That's the only weight loss regimen that works.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:25 PM (OCTRt)


Just the bore worms.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:26 PM (ghoDT)

565
Have I got this right? It's utterly unacceptable and dangerous for adults to take HCQ and Ivermectin but it's A-OK to pump teenagers full of drugs to change their gender.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:26 PM (/U27+)

566
I suppose the next Lie we hear from the twitter bots will be fake veterinarians saying horses are dying in their clinics because of a shortage of Ivermectin, thanks to anti-vaxxers!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (pO096)

567 Oh gawd. I wish the first time I went to the farm supply store was recorded.

Me: Do you have any ivermetin?

Clerk: Yes. What do you need it for?

Me: Um. (awkward silence)

Clerk: We have a paste for horses.

Me: That's exactly what I want.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (xopIz)

568 fenbendazole is supposed to be good for brain cancers. They should do some trials but it's another cheap drug.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

569 C'mon Ohio State. Jeeze.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (L6tIA)

570 I'd rather aim to misbehave.
Posted by: Just Lily


Can't stop the signal, Mal.

Good luck!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (OCTRt)

571 fenbendazole


I will definitely check into this! Thanks!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (RLLZj)

572
Have I got this right? It's utterly unacceptable and dangerous for adults to take HCQ and Ivermectin but it's A-OK to pump teenagers full of drugs to change their gender.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:26 PM


why do you hate science?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (DUIap)

573
In fact, I'm tempted to go on twitter and starting that lie, just to see them run with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:28 PM (pO096)

574 Covid... Day 2

Madamayhem
Zinc

Posted by: tecumsehtea at September 02, 2021 08:28 PM (skoMC)

575 >>> 568 fenbendazole is supposed to be good for brain cancers. They should do some trials but it's another cheap drug.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

You're going to ruin everything!!!

Posted by: Herr Doctor Professor The Most SMAHHHHRTEST Fuaci at September 02, 2021 08:28 PM (ACi07)

576 Have I got this right? It's utterly unacceptable and dangerous for adults to take HCQ and Ivermectin but it's A-OK to pump teenagers full of drugs to change their gender.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


You are hitting on all 8 cylinders!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:29 PM (OCTRt)

577 Yes, hadrian, you clearly understand the issues facing you.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:29 PM (xopIz)

578 It's odd. We all wish for a cure for cancer. But it seems that they don't want to investigate drugs that aren't big money makers. It would seem to me that you'd want to find a cheap existing drug to use.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

579 David Miscavage has not yet endorsed horse medication for virus defense. I think I'll wait for now.

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:30 PM (xK9An)

580 Hang on, how come we're the ones eating paste now? How the hell did that happen?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:30 PM (ghoDT)

581 >>> 565
Have I got this right? It's utterly unacceptable and dangerous for adults to take HCQ and Ivermectin but it's A-OK to pump teenagers full of drugs to change their gender.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:26 PM (/U27+)

I'm smart! I trust The Experts!!!

Posted by: Karen #1984970326538 at September 02, 2021 08:32 PM (ACi07)

582 LOL, I found fenbedazole at the local TSC. Good to know where I can find it if I need it.

But otoh, I think the ivermectin is standing guard.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:32 PM (xopIz)

583 MN 14 OSU 10 three minutes to halftime.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis,


They are playing at Huntington Bank Field.
I screwed that bank. LOL. One week before the first payment was due on my wife's 7 year loan, I paid it off. They made zero interest.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:32 PM (OCTRt)

584 It's odd. We all wish for a cure for cancer. But it seems that they don't want to investigate drugs that aren't big money makers. It would seem to me that you'd want to find a cheap existing drug to use.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

If you cure something, you no longer have them as a patient.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:33 PM (OCTRt)

585 >>> 579 David Miscavage has not yet endorsed horse medication for virus defense. I think I'll wait for now.
Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:30 PM (xK9An)

Well DUH. Just clear your thetans and you'll be fine!

Posted by: David Miscavage at September 02, 2021 08:33 PM (ACi07)

586 >>It would seem to me that you'd want to find a cheap existing drug to use. Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:30 PM (5HBd1)>>

"Medicine shows, sire. We have not yet proffered snake-oil in all its variations via shifty-eyed mustachioed pitchmen hawking their wares from wagons in parks on the outskirts of town."
"Make it so."

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:33 PM (xK9An)

587 Freddy Got Fingered is an absurdist masterpiece.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at September 02, 2021 08:34 PM (LvTSG)

588 Too tell the truth, my first visit to the farm supply store was so ridiculously more awkward than that. But, the goal was achieved.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:34 PM (xopIz)

589 It's like how the Susan Komen Foundation is such a big money maker that they really don't want a cure for breast cancer.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:35 PM (5HBd1)

590 545 Dr. T, if you get horse meds, make sure the only medication involved is Ivermectin. Apparently there are some combined meds out there and the other meds are bad for people.
Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6RgRK)

Drugs.com has good information on this sort of thing. check the additives to make sure it is or isn't bad for you. Don't listen to me I don't know what I am talking about, but Drugs.com can be sued for bad information
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 08:21 PM (HG00O)

Barnhardt.biz has good, plain information.

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 08:35 PM (Rbu5d)

591 It's like how the Susan Komen Foundation is such a big money maker that they really don't want a cure for breast cancer.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


It's kept her sister-in-law employed for 20+ years.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:36 PM (OCTRt)

592
"Of course the vaccine doesn't work! Trump invented it!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:36 PM (/U27+)

593 Someone posted the bidet coffin logo the other day, but I can't find it now. I would like that on a tshirt. Would that be too morbid?

This dementia guy just disgusts me.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 08:36 PM (Kx3kq)

594 >>588 Too tell the truth, my first visit to the farm supply store was so ridiculously more awkward than that. But, the goal was achieved.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:34 PM (xopIz)

1. Did you purchase horse-medicine.
2. Did you eat the horse medicine.

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:36 PM (xK9An)

595 Mmmm horse paste.

Posted by: Biden at September 02, 2021 08:37 PM (inAzX)

596
"Medicine shows, sire. We have not yet proffered snake-oil in all its variations via shifty-eyed mustachioed pitchmen hawking their wares from wagons in parks on the outskirts of town."
"Make it so."
Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:33 PM (xK9An)

__________

https://youtu.be/thBOFYUf9S4

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:38 PM (/U27+)

597 In fact, I'm tempted to go on twitter and starting that lie, just to see them run with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:28 PM (pO096)

Do it. Say you're a non-cishet large animal vet. You, I mean. The animals are probably cishet.

Then make a shrieky, multi-tweet thread where you exsanguinate out of your eyeballs about your PTSD from having to burn the corpses of so many worm-eaten horses in your duty as a Frontline Equine Care Hero.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 08:39 PM (9sVFt)

598 Reminds me of DEPRESSION ERA COOKING, this little old lady shared cooking tips from when she living in the Depression. One was chopped up hotdogs potatoes and onions looked really good
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 07:42 PM

Months ago, OM or CBD posted a Kielbasa and potatoes recipe on the Morning Rant. I've made it several times and it's delicious. It's basically the same ingredients.

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 02, 2021 08:39 PM (qe5CM)

599 Yes, since January.

Today, I ingested the bovine and swine solution. LOL It's 70 cent per dose.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:39 PM (xopIz)

600 Hubbymayhem went out to get some emergen - c. It tastes vile. I will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 08:40 PM (Vxu+H)

601 Wait. Am I the President?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2021 08:40 PM (S7/a+)

602 Posted by: Karen #1984970326538 at September 02, 2021 08:32 PM (ACi07)

I demand to speak to the managers! This Karen is not registered in our International Karen Registry! You're allowing possibly fake Karens to comment here!

Posted by: Kareney McKarenface at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

603 >>> Oh gawd. I wish the first time I went to the farm supply store was recorded.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:27 PM (xopIz)

I was running around town picking up supplies for a university machine shop i worked at. One item I needed was this thick grey sealant putty on wax tape you use for duct work. The old guys all called it elephant shit. So I find a supply store and walk up to the counter to ask some guy for elephant shit and the guy isn't a guy but a young cute girl my age. Gulp. I probably spent fifteen damned minutes describing what i wanted to the girl when she stopped me and said, "do you mean elephant shit? because we have elephant shit"

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (l6b3d)

604 >>> 597 In fact, I'm tempted to go on twitter and starting that lie, just to see them run with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:28 PM (pO096)

Do it. Say you're a non-cishet large animal vet. You, I mean. The animals are probably cishet.

Then make a shrieky, multi-tweet thread where you exsanguinate out of your eyeballs about your PTSD from having to burn the corpses of so many worm-eaten horses in your duty as a Frontline First Responder Equine Care Hero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2021 08:39 PM (9sVFt)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (ACi07)

605 >>https://youtu.be/thBOFYUf9S4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2021 08:38 PM (/U27+)

Raise you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD2kWCfTcaU

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (xK9An)

606 It's like how the Susan Komen Foundation is such a big money maker that they really don't want a cure for breast cancer.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


It's kept her sister-in-law employed for 20+ years.
Posted by: rickb223

Just another grifting pro abortion cheer leader.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (Kx3kq)

607 The sad part is, Disney burned down everything in the name of woke and counted on getting the chinese revenue (with edits of the more egregious parts- like gay kisses- for chinese releases.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD


"Sad part" ???

Posted by: Chuck C at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (EughT)

608 Checking emails tonight, got one from the Vintage Clothing and Textiles show, giddily announcing they're back after 2 years absence - for vaccine passport holders. I unsubscribed. Not really upset, I probably wouldn't have gone anyway, but I'm thinking I guess this is just the way my life is going to be from now on. Things that I used to think "Hey, that might be fun!" I'll just not bother learning about anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (h/kQ4)

609 Looking at Twitter and someone was talking about mask mandates and someone posted how sacrificing Isn't that uncommon and linked a story on how Carthaginians were into sacrificing babies and children which I never knew I love reading history, The practice even horrified Romans so they have something in common with Cortez

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:42 PM (dKiJG)

610 I probably spent fifteen damned minutes describing what i wanted to the girl when she stopped me and said, "do you mean elephant shit? because we have elephant shit"
Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (l6b3d)


I've seen this movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:42 PM (ghoDT)

611 I'm leaving. BP is too high.

Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2021 08:42 PM (Kx3kq)

612 They don't want us eating horse paste? It's simple. Allow doctors to prescribe ivermectin and HCQ when they feel it is warranted. And don't allow pharmacies to decide if they can have it. Very simple solution.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

613 Then make a shrieky, multi-tweet thread where you exsanguinate out of your eyeballs about your PTSD from having to burn the corpses of so many worm-eaten horses in your duty as a Frontline First Responder Equine Care Hero.
---------------
work in "essential" as well. And add that the horse's owners shrieked "Why have the unvaxxed and Trump done this to me?!?"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 02, 2021 08:43 PM (RIp6a)

614 it is gonna be a good labor day weekend ... current plan is to hike off into the national forest with just survival kit loadout until I got zero bars on the telescreen & stay there until work calls "in its shrill & unpleasant voice" (to quote Nicholas Van Rijn).
maybe I'wl slingshot a wire up into the trees & get on the ham radio ...
(40 (or other) cw, qrp ... lac4 as a recognition sign if any of our hams try, I will be portable from chequamegon-nicolet nf)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:43 PM (IkGY2)

615
Do it. Say you're a non-cishet large animal vet. You, I mean. The animals are probably cishet.

Then make a shrieky, multi-tweet thread where you exsanguinate out of your eyeballs about your PTSD from having to burn the corpses of so many worm-eaten horses in your duty as a Frontline Equine Care Hero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Hahaha. Love it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at September 02, 2021 08:43 PM (pO096)

616 Yeah, I'm not going to the company picnic because I'm not going to wear a mask. There is supposed to be one fiber festival in October, but it's likely they will still be requiring masks in OR by then. I am not going to have anything resembling a life until I get out of this area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:44 PM (5HBd1)

617 It's embarrassing to ask the clerk at Rural King where the horse condoms are.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2021 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

618 600 Hubbymayhem went out to get some emergen - c. It tastes vile. I will endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 08:40 PM (Vxu+H)

-----

One advantage to losing your taste and smell. That stuff is disgusting.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:45 PM (RLLZj)

619 612 They don't want us eating horse paste? It's simple. Allow doctors to prescribe ivermectin and HCQ when they feel it is warranted. And don't allow pharmacies to decide if they can have it. Very simple solution.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

There you go, making sense again...

Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2021 08:45 PM (Rbu5d)

620 I demand to speak to the managers! This Karen is not registered in our International Karen Registry! You're allowing possibly fake Karens to comment here!
Posted by: Kareney McKarenface at September 02, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

Do you have to have a background check before acquiring a Karen?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at September 02, 2021 08:46 PM (cSyAR)

621 I've started to get commercials on Prime videos. WTF? Never had them before. Has this happened to anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

622 (40 (or other) cw, qrp ... lac4 as a recognition sign if any of our hams try, I will be portable from chequamegon-nicolet nf)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:43 PM (IkGY2)


I should unpack my stuff and see what's out there, but my aunt and uncle will be visiting this weekend. And my CW is terrible.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:46 PM (ghoDT)

623 "Can't stop the signal, Mal. "

this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:47 PM (IkGY2)

624 Trying to stay awake until 10 o'clock. 14 minutes to go. Its not an iron clad cinch that I will achieve this goal.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 08:47 PM (Vxu+H)

625 Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:43 PM (IkGY2)

We are renting a house at the Outer Banks and the only way to get to is 4 x 4 it's where all the wild horses are we have a pool hot tub it's gonna be great

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:47 PM (dKiJG)

626 so is mine !

+ straight key !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:47 PM (IkGY2)

627 I feel like logging out of work ten minutes early. I've dealt with two outages today, one still ongoing. Really beat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:47 PM (5HBd1)

628 "Who's going to take the shot? Who's going to take the shot? You going to be the first one to say, 'Put me - sign me up, they now say it's OK?"

- Joe Biden, September 2020

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The booster shots are unchanged doses for COVID-2019. It's 2021. at September 02, 2021 08:48 PM (e6I/s)

629 I've started to get commercials on Prime videos. WTF? Never had them before. Has this happened to anyone else?
Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

Yes they have some movies with ads I think it's through IMDB

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:48 PM (dKiJG)

630 We all wish for a cure for cancer. But it seems that they don't want to investigate drugs that aren't big money makers.

Finding the cure for cancer and cancer care, as it's called, are enormous industries. Why would they want t to find a cure? These aren't even multi-billion dollar operations, they're far bigger.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2021 08:49 PM (CTJwJ)

631 Notsothoreau - look forward

Hope you get enough sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 02, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

632 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED A PRESCRIPTION TO GET IVERMECTIN. GO TO YOU NEAREST FARM SUPPLY STORE AND BUY IT OVER THE FUCKING COUNTER.

LEAVE YOUR DOCTOR AND PHARMACIST OUT OF IT.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:50 PM (xopIz)

633 + straight key !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:47 PM (IkGY2)


MFJ-553. At least I can be terrible in style.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:50 PM (ghoDT)

634 "ABBA unveils 'sensational' music comeback."

"The battlespace is prepped, sire."

Posted by: ZOD at September 02, 2021 08:50 PM (xK9An)

635 Yes they have some movies with ads I think it's through IMDB

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2021 08:48 PM (dKiJG)

I'm watching a British series, 'Walking through History'. There weren't commercials in the first few but there have been in the last 2 episodes I've watched. Annoying as hell. And it's not just once, it's like every 15 mins.

Posted by: Tami at September 02, 2021 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

636 outer banks rocks !
though last time I was there was early 70's ...
probably a whole different world these days ... just like everything else ...
*sigh*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 08:51 PM (IkGY2)

637 I've actually been sleeping in until the alarm goes off, every day this week. That's not a usual thing for me since I usually wake up before the alarm goes off. I think it's because the weather is cooler and the animals are just as crashed out as I am. They usually wake me up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

638 It's embarrassing to ask the clerk at Rural King where the horse condoms are.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:52 PM (OCTRt)

639 >>> I've seen this movie.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 02, 2021 08:42 PM (ghoDT)


If they're making movies based on my life they really have run out of ideas.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 02, 2021 08:53 PM (l6b3d)

640 Yeah, I'm not going to the company picnic because I'm not going to wear a mask. There is supposed to be one fiber festival in October, but it's likely they will still be requiring masks in OR by then. I am not going to have anything resembling a life until I get out of this area.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


State Fair of Texas is going to be a laugh riot if they require masks. It'll be in the upper 90's most days.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:54 PM (OCTRt)

641 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED A PRESCRIPTION TO GET IVERMECTIN. GO TO YOU NEAREST FARM SUPPLY STORE AND BUY IT OVER THE FUCKING COUNTER.

LEAVE YOUR DOCTOR AND PHARMACIST OUT OF IT.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 08:50 PM (xopIz)

I heard a rumor that Tractor Supply wants to see a photo of you and your horse...

Posted by: Catherine the Great at September 02, 2021 08:54 PM (Mzdiz)

642
There are tales on Denninger's forum of CVS and other big pharmacies in various highly blue areas refusing to fill ivermectin prescriptions.

One guy told such a tale with a shrieking rabid lefty Karen type pharmacist who berated him for trying to use it, and then called the doctor who prescribed it to cuss him out as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 08:55 PM (Mzdiz)

643 I heard a rumor that Tractor Supply wants to see a photo of you and your horse...
Posted by: Catherine the Great


I haven't heard that. Have seen the sign they are using to avoid liability issues.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:56 PM (OCTRt)

644 One guy told such a tale with a shrieking rabid lefty Karen type pharmacist who berated him for trying to use it, and then called the doctor who prescribed it to cuss him out as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 08:55 PM (Mzdiz)

It's scary when pharmacists display that level of ignorance. It should cost them their licenses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 08:57 PM (Mzdiz)

645 Seems like someone got Israel to ramp up covid transmissibility and decrease natural immune response. Hmm....

Posted by: SFGoth at September 02, 2021 08:57 PM (KAi1n)

646 One guy told such a tale with a shrieking rabid lefty Karen type pharmacist who berated him for trying to use it, and then called the doctor who prescribed it to cuss him out as well.
Posted by: publius


That pharmacist better cough up what medical school they graduated from.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:57 PM (OCTRt)

647 >>> 640
.....
State Fair of Texas is going to be a laugh riot if they require masks. It'll be in the upper 90's most days.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2021 08:54 PM (OCTRt)

I think they need to move out of Dallas County:
https://is.gd/DohxeW

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 08:58 PM (ACi07)

648
I heard a rumor that Tractor Supply wants to see a photo of you and your horse...

Posted by: Catherine the Great at September 02, 2021 08:54 PM


we should set up a booth at the TxMoMe...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2021 08:58 PM (DUIap)

649 One advantage to losing your taste and smell. That stuff is disgusting.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:45 PM (RLLZj)

If you use a syringe and shove it down your throat, it's not so bad. Cat sez that's true for other meds.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 08:58 PM (Mzdiz)

650 Hubbymayhem went out to get some emergen - c. It tastes vile. I will endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 02, 2021 08:40 PM (Vxu+H)

-----

One advantage to losing your taste and smell. That stuff is disgusting.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 02, 2021 08:45 PM (RLLZj)

The super orange flavor isn't bad at all. But use the liposomal-C - much much better.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 09:00 PM (Mzdiz)

651 I found out recently that one of the doctors in our town is a rabid anti-vaxxer. He's also the biggest proponent of the Covid shots and is marketing them. I got a letter from this guy in the mail about getting the shots.

Posted by: Emmie at September 02, 2021 09:00 PM (6RgRK)

652 that is stylish, hogmartin !

j-37 on a flooring sample from home despot ...
or a w-e 6b on a hunk of pine I milled out a decade-or-so ago ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 09:00 PM (IkGY2)

653

Das ONT ist NOOD!

Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2021 09:00 PM (fCto4)

654 TSC is charging twice the price of the crappy flavored stuff that Southern States charges for the good-tasting stuff.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 02, 2021 09:01 PM (xopIz)

655 OSU 17 MN 14 at the start of the 2nd half.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 02, 2021 09:01 PM (sWM8x)

656 >> Seems like someone got Israel to ramp up covid transmissibility and decrease natural immune response. Hmm....

Hold my beer

Posted by: Covid variant with complete vaccine escape plus ADE at September 02, 2021 09:02 PM (Mzdiz)

657 ont is nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at September 02, 2021 09:03 PM (IkGY2)

658 >>> 644 One guy told such a tale with a shrieking rabid lefty Karen type pharmacist who berated him for trying to use it, and then called the doctor who prescribed it to cuss him out as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 08:55 PM (Mzdiz)

It's scary when pharmacists display that level of ignorance. It should cost them their licenses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #EnemyOfTheState (Mzdiz) at September 02, 2021 08:57 PM (Mzdiz)

Licenses should have been revoked for a lot of what passes for "medicine" today, starting back whenever the first "sex change" operation happened. Unfortunately the AMA is a bunch of leftist asshats.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2021 09:03 PM (ACi07)

659 There is supposed to be one fiber festival in October, but it's likely they will still be requiring masks in OR by then. I am not going to have anything resembling a life until I get out of this area.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 02, 2021 08:44 PM (5HBd1)


Is it the one at Canby? I loved that one. We will be lucky if Kate doesn't decide to lock the state down again by then. She had so much fun last time, how can she not do it again?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2021 09:04 PM (HG00O)

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