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Biden's Speech, Take 2

Incredibly, Biden cannot face the nation on his own.


He has Kamala Harris and SOS Anthony Blinken standing next to him (wearing black masks, of course).

That is because they know Biden is weak and his cognitive ability is doubted. So they're trying to say: Don't even worry about it, mate. Look, he's got Kamala Harris and Anthony Blinken backing him up on this.


Are you... reassured?

This should generate news: Biden claimed that he told all of his European allies of his decision to withdraw (did he mention he would do it haphazardly and precipitously?) at the G7 meeting, and they all "agreed" with his decision.

Angela Merkel has already said she doesn't agree with the decision.

We'll see if what the European leaders say about this claim that they "agreed" with Biden's decision. He's now forced the media to ask them about this.

I want to know if this is a real thing that happened or another confabulation by a dementia-ridden brain.

>>He's getting actual questions. The puppet masters are getting ready to drop the hammer
Posted by: Talisman Bill

A friend of mine observed that there is now an open conflict between Biden and the Deep State and the media is siding with the Deep State.

Interesting quotes:

506 Does lint ever plug up anyone else's pee-pee hole? It's like I'm a Venkman and me and Ray's streams got crossed. Double-barreled action. Danger. It feels good, reminds me I'm alive, you know?
Posted by: Joe Biden

582 Macho Grande. I can't eat Taco Bell anymore. Gives me the old-man shits. And that ain't a campfire song.
Posted by: Joe Biden


623 @HeyTammyBruce 1m

Jennifer Griffin @FoxNews: "I'm having a hard time digesting what we just heard... there were so many misrepresentations of what is happening on the ground..."
Posted by: Tami

After the speech, be sure to watch this skit by Nicole Arbor.

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM




Comments

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1 *sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (csEWM)

2 yes

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (uCLWI)

3 He's slurring worse than ever. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

4 Holy shit...

The Junta is using the Chewbacca Defense!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (GOGEo)

5 Take a bite of ice cream every time he trails off

Posted by: Blanco at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (Ay9RF)

6 I guess no speech didn't poll well. They had to re dose him and try again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (TayrX)

7 Omg. {{{cringe}}}

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

8 My fellow Americans, my butt is wiped. Thank you and have a better tomorrow.
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (uUDKV)

9 "Largest airlift in history" -- true or not; and it's not true -- isn't the incredible boast that they think it is.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (+WWsf)

10 from a couple of threads ago

421 I should make this my ring tone:
https://tinyurl.com/2d6pv6h3
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 11:54 AM (NpAcC)

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (TZgEk)

11 Has he blamed Trump yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (I2VcN)

12 Kamala and (I guess) Blinken masked behind Biden make this look ever so ominous.

I mean...bad optics, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

13 He's slurring badly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (DCdYk)

14 Doctor Jill worked her magic. Meds kicked in

What he's saying is genuine frontier gibberish

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (ZHVt1)

15 The "Fench Embassy."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

16 9 "Largest airlift in history" -- true or not; and it's not true -- isn't the incredible boast that they think it is.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (+WWsf)

Berlin what?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (csEWM)

17 We don't know how many people are there, or who they are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (DCdYk)

18 kuh BUL?

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (TZgEk)

19 I can't look do his eyes look like two pissholes in a snowbank?

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (uUDKV)

20 Did he say they got WaPo and WSJ reporters out?

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (H6twj)

21 Gah. The stammering.


Let him be clear!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

22
Crash Test Dummies

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (+2sc/)

23 Heavily heavily drugged...

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (6Je/Q)

24 This is a great comfort!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (Xrfse)

25 Why is Bongino still posting columns by Judge Nap?

Posted by: I mean at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (AfFfi)

26 Wait-wut? We have to airlift people because this incompetent boob left them to die.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (VpIIl)

27 He's fading.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (TZgEk)

28 What he's saying is genuine frontier gibberish


I'm happy these children are here today..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

29 Hey, he mentions NATO now. We're providing air cover while the French and British do their work of evacuating their people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (DCdYk)

30 Why do they need sign language lady, just post the words of the teleprompter he is reading from.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (UuD2k)

31 *Brain fart*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (guGkK)

32 LET ME BE CLEAR!

DRINK!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (DCdYk)

33 Her seriously just bragged about working closely with the media to get their employees out.

Unbelievable, but not.

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (wNDOJ)

34 sorry Ace, I'd love to watch Nicole but our computers block tiktok

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (otCYC)

35 So does Hillary become VP after Kamala is installed as Prez?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (/MaDp)

36 Those Afghanies who trusted us are soooo fucked.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (/BlEx)

37 I want a transcript.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (TZgEk)

38
Anyone who voted for this son of a bitch is...
I can't finish my sentence.

Posted by: jmel at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (RWHIh)

39 Kamala always begins nodding whenever Biden's brain begins to get stuck.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (+WWsf)

40 Fuck this guy

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (oXNqT)

41 Make no mistake

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (guGkK)

42 23 Heavily heavily drugged...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (6Je/Q)


"I know, right?!"

- - John Gill, Fuhrer of Planet Ekos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (s2VJv)

43 This won't be a lossless exercise because it is high-risk. He'll commit anything needed to evacuate all Americans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (DCdYk)

44 I guess no speech didn't poll well. They had to re dose him and try again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021


***
"Take it easy, Joe darling. It's just a quick pin prick, that's all --"

"No! Jill, I don't want any more -- Hey! Was that all it was? It's over?"

"It's over, dear. Now take a deep breath and go talk to the rubes."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (/XOcP)

45 This is the day the music died.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (Xrfse)

46
Did he say they got WaPo and WSJ reporters out?
Posted by: golfman


WaPo and NYT. Fellow travelers, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (+2sc/)

47 How much longer can this go one hiding Sundowner?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (znIQ9)

48 Kamala is occasionally moving in a little closer and nodding a lot.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (TZgEk)

49 Def slurring

It's the Ativan, nervous breakdown

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (M+Lyo)

50 When did they bring Heels-Up back from Vietnam?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (DCdYk)

51 "I know, right?!"

- - John Gill, Fuhrer of Planet Ekos
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (s2VJv)

*Patterns of Force golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (csEWM)

52 This is awful. Terrifying, actually.


Welp, we had a good run.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

53 WHY ARE JOURNALISTS GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (Q9lwr)

54 30 Why do they need sign language lady, just post the words of the teleprompter he is reading from.
-------------------
We should hang all sign language ladies. Its who we are!

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (/MaDp)

55 The Tallithings! You know... the things! C'mon man!

Posted by: Nonapod at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (K4vtd)

56 We are now 7 months into this catastrophe. Only 41 left to go.

Seven months. Well, *at least* 7 months.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (OTzUX)

57 Keep your eye on the audit ball--they don't think we can multitask

Rrumors of 15 million illegal ballots, some trucked into GA from AZ (no wonder it all took so long) and some trucked from PA.

Remember, these audits haven't touched the internet/Sidney Powell stuff; this is just hard paper ballot fraud--a lot harder to dismiss, or wave away.

Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (AwPyG)

58 Incoherent, literally incoherent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (GOGEo)

59
"I know, right?!"

- - John Gill, Fuhrer of Planet Ekos
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021


***
"Patterns of Farce"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (/XOcP)

60 Lazer Fuckus

DRINKS

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (uCLWI)

61 They've made clear to the Taliban that any attack or disruption will bring consequences.

So they lowered their blockade, then, Joe?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (DCdYk)

62 1. We're doing everything we can
2. Every American will be brought home
3. The Taliban promised to be good OR ELSE
Thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (guGkK)

63 Kamala is yawning.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (yQpMk)

64 fuck, people are going to die.

"I can not guarantee the outcome..."

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (8D42x)

65 Let me know how he explains the "Military abandons Kabul first and, afterwards, we try to evacuate everyone else" issue.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (otCYC)

66 Laser FOCUS!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (aH5SG)

67 "swift and forceful response."

A stern letter and no ice cream for you!

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (TwA+r)

68 Laser focused like a weak flashlight.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (/BlEx)

69 After the speech, be sure to watch this skit by Nicole Arbor.

Ha! That's very good.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (ELgVT)

70 Every word is a lie.

EVERY
WORD

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (AiZBA)

71 Joe says things are going better than ever.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (qpX6U)

72 They have resurrected Marshal Petain!!!

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)

73 WHY ARE JOURNALISTS GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (Q9lwr)
++++
They're people. You're not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (DCdYk)

74 Tollybon

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (buTO7)

75 "Look, we've made clear to the Tollybon...."

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (TZgEk)

76 Worst movie ever

Black Widow is well written in comparison

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (XvPQV)

77 13 He's slurring badly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (DCdYk)


I'm not watching it, but reading the comments there seems to be a very Pink Floyd type "Comfortably Numb" vibe going on.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (Ar78U)

78 If he says 'Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier" you have to drink a fifth of Bourbon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (/MaDp)

79 "fuck, people are going to die. "
They already have been.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (TwA+r)

80 may the farce be with you

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (uCLWI)

81 Largest airlift in history, my eye.

Posted by: Lena Dunham on her way to the fridge at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (fC2oa)

82 He has been stumbling more than usual, and slurring, with lots of hiccups and word flubs. He's not doing well. This ain't like Monday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (DCdYk)

83 Sign language people are the ultimate lazy virtue signal.

No reason to have them on the main video feed.

Either do live text transcripts or offer a secondary signed stream.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (+WWsf)

84 60 Lazer Fuckus

DRINKS
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (uCLWI)


"Ficus?!! HOT!"

- - Harvey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (s2VJv)

85 Those Afghanies who trusted us are soooo fucked.
Posted by: jwest
___

We tried to them, but they just wouldn't listen.

Posted by: Iraqis at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (3Bslv)

86 Mike Hammer's posts disappearing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (csEWM)

87 He's lethargic, too, which is a bit unusual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)

88 There's no way he's taking any questions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (GOGEo)

89 76 Worst movie ever

Black Widow is well written in comparison
------------------
Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (/MaDp)

90 His body is going to pay a heavy price for this round of drugs.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (ELgVT)

91 Anyone who voted for this son of a bitch is...

More than half of my immediate family. Still struggling with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (Xrfse)

92
Sign lady - "He's an eggplant. That is all."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (+2sc/)

93 C'mon, man. Give us an eye bleed now.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

94 Hey, he finally talked to major allies. G7 meeting next week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)

95 huh, who knew isis was a sworn enemy of the tolly-bahn....?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (8D42x)

96 Oh, he finally got around to answering the UK PM's phone calls then.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (TwA+r)

97 He's really bad today. He sounds drunk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)

98 WHY ARE JOURNALISTS GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (Q9lwr)

You know why

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

99 The ISIS prisoners are the "sworn enemies" of the Taliban, so the Taliban lets them all out f prison?

That don't make no sense.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (OssQ4)

100 "we are ULLided".

He's going...

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (TwA+r)

101 Have we let him be clear yet

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (fC2oa)

102 ASL interpreter is amusing to watch.

Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (PyiCB)

103 Hey, he finally talked to major allies. G7 meeting next week.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)

In his dreams

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (GPwVZ)

104 Oh great, we're subsidizing the other 'Stans to take Afghan refugees.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)

105 The Junta is using the Chewbacca Defense!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021


***
"Let the Wookie win"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (/XOcP)

106 'Unined'

they needed to up his meds

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (BqBIh)

107 Remember, these audits haven't touched the internet/Sidney Powell stuff; this is just hard paper ballot fraud--a lot harder to dismiss, or wave away.
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (AwPyG)

"What audits?" - MFM

Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (Oka5v)

108 Anyone who voted for this son of a bitch is...

More than half of my immediate family. Still struggling with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (Xrfse)

---------------


My husband's lib mother who died yesterday, and his entire family. And my only sib.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

109 70 Every word is a lie.

EVERY
WORD
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (AiZBA)

including the "and" and the "the"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (uCLWI)

110 Weaving in the pathos now - though not skillfully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (DCdYk)

111 Yeah, we'll have a lot of leverage over how Afghanistan is run when we ran away from it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (guGkK)

112 @101: "Have we let him be clear yet"

No, but there was a mid-sentence, unscripted "look!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (+WWsf)

113 I'm not watching it, but reading the comments there seems to be a very Pink Floyd type "Comfortably Numb" vibe going on.
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (3P/5p)

114 I hear "trolley bomb" when he says "Taliban"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (BFigT)

115 What a fucking shit show.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (AiZBA)

116 I turn it on for one minute! One minute, and all I hear is fantasy about how we are working together with our allies. Those same allies who cant get us on the phone and those same allies who, yesterday, voted to hold Biden in contempt. Has that ever happened before?

Ah well, back to fantasy island at the White House Memory Care Center.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (otCYC)

117 ASL interpreter is amusing to watch.
Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (PyiCB)

has the 'trerp stroked out yet trying to follow him?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (8D42x)

118 Have we let him be clear yet
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (fC2oa)
++++
Yup

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (DCdYk)

119 >>56 We are now 7 months into this catastrophe. Only 41 left to go. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (OTzUX)

Two-term president. incumbent advantage. Beautiful.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (xK9An)

120 Laser focus.

Oh, only now we have a mission in AG?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (6dBSP)

121 Please stop! Get him to Delaware. It's where he belongs.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (vGJY7)

122 D E M E N T I A

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (wAnMi)

123 This speech is so detached from reality it's nauseating.


He's acting as if he's responding to some natural disaster and not a catastrophe he and his Junta are responsible for unleashing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (GOGEo)

124 DRINK! Mentioned Beau being deployed to Iraq.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

125 Even the interpreter isn't buying it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (guGkK)

126 He feels their pain..bullshit

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (ONvIw)

127 "They're frightened. They're sad; uncertain about what happens next."

WE ARE THAT, TOO.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (TZgEk)

128 104 Oh great, we're subsidizing the other 'Stans to take Afghan refugees.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (DCdYk)


Better them than us. Money well spent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (s2VJv)

129 "ASL interpreter is amusing to watch."

Is she moving her arm up and down in a stroking manner, ala Airplane! 2?

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (TwA+r)

130 >Why is Bongino still posting columns by Judge Nap?
Posted by: I mean at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (AfFfi)

He's a made man in the Deep State, I'm sure you can trust him.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (DXFDM)

131 FUCK YOU AND YOUR SON YOU FUCKING CLOWN.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (GOGEo)

132 they are trying to walk back all the shitty things he said the other day

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (M+Lyo)

133 This address is useless and all lies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (GPwVZ)

134 3 He's slurring worse than ever. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (ptqGC)
---------
It's a stutter!

Posted by: MSM Cheering in the front row at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (3ZPfR)

135 Fucking Beau again. good grief

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (ufFY8)

136 Hey Joe, What's the deal?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (otCYC)

137 Beau!!

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (qpX6U)

138 Does he look like he wants to be there?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (cSyAR)

139 Someone get the hook.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

140 Baghdad Joe....

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (6Je/Q)

141 Don't criticize! Assholes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (wAnMi)

142 Day late, dollar short!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (TZgEk)

143 Drink! He mentioned Beau!

Posted by: ctophfranko at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (rXssP)

144 DRINK! Mentioned Beau being deployed to Iraq.

Damn .. It's only 11:00 AM here but it must be done

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (I2VcN)

145 there's that women and girls thing again.

do they not care about boys?

honestly? i'm kind of shocked with all the paedos in the dem party they AREN'T more interested in the boys...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (8D42x)

146 Son mentioned. Drink!

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (TwA+r)

147 NATO is standing us with us, but he takes responsibility for deploying troops into harm's way - just like when he was VP and deployed his son to Iraq.

Did I hear that right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (DCdYk)

148 Who had "my son in Iraq" on their bingo card?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (6dBSP)

149 126 He feels their pain..bullshit
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (ONvIw)

He just said to hell with those same people the other day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (csEWM)

150 FU Joe..

you and focused on jack

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (BqBIh)

151 Tater's creamy thighs must be rubbing against each other in overdrive.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (a3Q+t)

152 Our Afghan Allies? who the fuck are they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (GPwVZ)

153 More than half of my immediate family. Still struggling with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD
___

So do I.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (3P/5p)

154 Gah! He's taking questions. I'm debating whether to have a drink now.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

155 fucking let Beau REST you complete asshole!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (j9HX3)

156 He has Kamala Harris and SOS Anthony Blinken standing next to him (wearing black masks, of course).

That is because they know Biden is weak and his cognitive ability is doubted. So they're trying to say: Don't even worry about it, mate. Look, he's got Kamala Harris and Anthony Blinken backing him up on this.


Are you... reassured?

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (0G13K)

157 It's a stutter!
Posted by: MSM Cheering in the front row at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (3ZPfR)



Lifelong stutter..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (yQpMk)

158 My SOn My Son, My son

oooo the lefties don't like praying

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (M+Lyo)

159 Beau was dead well before he was VP, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (DCdYk)

160 Mike Hammer's posts disappearing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

To be fair...they're fairly vapid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (WD9ZA)

161
I hear "trolley bomb" when he says "Taliban"
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Bang Bang Bang went the trolley bomb.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (63Dwl)

162 Did Harris buy her own muzzle/mask?

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

163 " Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show. Hurry, hurry ,hurry before I go loco. I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes...
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (uUDKV)

164 114 I hear "trolley bomb" when he says "Taliban"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (BFigT)


Judy Garland sang that. Meet Me in St. Louis-Ikeelyou

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (s2VJv)

165 It makes more sense if you hit mute and just watch the sign language lady.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (BusLv)

166
Absolute triumph, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (xWhqL)

167 As for Nicole Arbour, I think I'm in love. She's not only gorgeous, she's funny and she appears to be a darn good actress!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (/XOcP)

168 156 He has Kamala Harris and SOS Anthony Blinken standing next to him (wearing black masks, of course).

That is because they know Biden is weak and his cognitive ability is doubted. So they're trying to say: Don't even worry about it, mate. Look, he's got Kamala Harris and Anthony Blinken backing him up on this.


Are you... reassured?
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (0G13K)

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (csEWM)

169 Oh good. They'll be a happy ending.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (guGkK)

170 Ooooh! Questions!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (DCdYk)

171 He's hiding behind the military that he just screwed.

Posted by: West at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (QY+6a)

172 We don't trust you.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (TZgEk)

173 NOw staged questions

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (GPwVZ)

174 We haven't been this United with our allies since Doub ya doub ya eye eye!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (TayrX)

175 Canned questions

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (M+Lyo)

176 What will save us is all that Russian Oil that Hunter can grift.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (/MaDp)

177 Did he mention being censored by the British Parliament?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (I2VcN)

178 Earlier delay might have been getting the questions in writing?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (+WWsf)

179 Fucking Beau again. good grief
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (ufFY

nope, just his wife now that he's dead...

Posted by: hunter b at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (8D42x)

180 This Afghanistan Thing is Looking a Little Messy

Posted by: National Review at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (fC2oa)

181 "whipping women and children with chains"

So almost as bad as Trump. Unless you're a racist.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (7MBHe)

182
Beau was dead well before he was VP, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


During.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (xWhqL)

183 ?? Shock face??

With all the technology we have how hard is it to mic the reporters?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (6dBSP)

184 151 Sounds like a cicada...

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (uUDKV)

185 152 Our Afghan Allies? who the fuck are they?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (GPwVZ)


Hamid Borzoi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (s2VJv)

186 This administration is stunning and brave.

Posted by: David French at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (dg0pn)

187 He's clueless. This is embarrassing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (GPwVZ)

188 To be fair...they're fairly vapid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (WD9ZA)

Have you read the rest of us?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (csEWM)

189 Lol the questions asked I cannot even understand with that reporter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (ufFY8)

190 {{{cringe}}} "Not the general, my secretary of defense"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

191 AP starts with a two-part question. Yikes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (OssQ4)

192 Pre-selected questions!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (TZgEk)

193 Kameltoe wearing a mask to hide her smile?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

194 answers read from Telly 'who loves ya, baby' Prompter

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (3byMq)

195 BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA [gasp] HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (wAnMi)

196 Every word is a lie.

This is how we do it.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (Xrfse)

197 You can tell that America is back because of how well our evacuation flights from Afghanistan is going.

Rip roarin', baby!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (KbCG3)

198 Didnt UK parliament condemn him ?

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (BqBIh)

199 Rambling now and evading

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (ufFY8)

200 BUT IT'S A STUTTER

Posted by: Mister Fabulist at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (1DlmY)

201 Teleprompter instruction:

"Speaking. Raise hands, move in front of body. Continue speaking."

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (xK9An)

202 This is more blitzkreig bop.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (TayrX)

203 No question from our allies, the British Parliament censored you.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (6dBSP)

204 Fucking reporters don't know how to write a concise pointed question.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (qpX6U)

205 AP says "KAH bull."

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (TZgEk)

206
Is this old cocksucker implying his son died in combat?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (xWhqL)

207 "No question of our conduct"

Hello? UK Parliament just censured you yesterday!

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (TwA+r)

208 Osama Bin Laden?

WTF?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (AiZBA)

209 When Sundowner is finished, maybe Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine can close out the show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (otCYC)

210 No questions of integrity from allies?
He just got censured by the british parliament yesterday

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (3ZPfR)

211 176 What will save us is all that Russian Oil that Hunter can grift.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (/MaDp)


Mohel. Not oil...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (s2VJv)

212 187 He's clueless. This is embarrassing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (GPwVZ)

Oddly, I do not feel embarrassed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (csEWM)

213 Exploiting their rare earth metals you fucking dunce!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (vGJY7)

214 Q: Will we be evacuating Afghans who supported us; and how do you respond to countries who think we don't have credibility.
A: There is no question of credibility from our NATO allies, from diplomatic or military levels. It is the opposite - they love our actions and responses. We're awesome, and they agree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (DCdYk)

215 Still hanging his hat on "getting" bin sinking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (GPwVZ)

216 wow, questions... i'm shocked.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (8D42x)

217 He's reading off a list of reporters who are asking pre-written questions. Zeke Miller from AP first up.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (mdjgu)

218 What a pansy-ass question from the press flunkie.

My FIRST question would have been, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, MAN????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (guGkK)

219 ...let Beau REST you complete asshole!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
___

If he's with God, he is at rest.

If not...

There is no rest. Ever.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (3P/5p)

220 Tolly bahn

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (ufFY8)

221 ...look fat,... that guy in the UK Parliament was a plant...

Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (E7vND)

222 He's calling on reporters off a list, and still can't form a coherent answer to their pre approved questions

Posted by: ctophfranko at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (rXssP)

223 "Listen, you dog faced pony soldier!"

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (Ti+Tv)

224 Peanut the Borzoi > Hamid Borzoi

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (4ZCQY)

225 Kamala and Blinken dressed in black seems appropriate

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

226 Completely scripted QandA

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (EZebt)

227 He can give a hundred press conferences... does not change the fact that we are screwed.

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (6Je/Q)

228 Here he goes again rambling about 'ending this war'.

NO ONE IS QUESTIONING THAT...you addled mush brain.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (cF8AT)

229 I HAVE SEEN NO QUESTIONING FROM OUR ALLIES.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (TZgEk)

230
So, it's an Informercial, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (xWhqL)

231 BUT IT'S A STUTTER
Posted by: Mister Fabulist at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (1DlmY)


With Joe it's a SLUTTER

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (wAnMi)

232 1 C-17 can carry what a dozen C-47s did in Berlin 1947 I think it was

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (znIQ9)

233 @198: "Didnt UK parliament condemn him ?"

No. Shitty, shitty clickbait headlines. Multiple MPs spoke on the floor and "condemned" the bungled withdrawal, but there was no vote, or anything resembling a formal condemnation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (+WWsf)

234 Veering off into "we shouldn't have been there after OBL and AQ were vanquished" territory after claiming - brazenly - that there's no credibility problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (DCdYk)

235 Who cares what they are wearing.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (3P/5p)

236 Has he mentioned his dead wife and the brave firefighters who responded to the accident yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (TayrX)

237 So, no, he's not promising to get anyone out

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (BqBIh)

238 That is because they know Biden is weak and his cognitive ability is doubted. So they're trying to say: Don't even worry about it, mate. Look, he's got Kamala Harris and Anthony Blinken backing him up on this.
---------

So the senile old fool is being backed up two drooling imbeciles.

Who wouldn't be reassured?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

239 He's clueless. This is embarrassing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (GPwVZ)

Oddly, I do not feel embarrassed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (csEWM)

Sigh I still have to get up and put on The Uniform everyday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (GPwVZ)

240 here comes the whisper

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (3byMq)

241 I killed bin laden with my hands !

What the fuck does that have to do with the question he was asked, this is lame

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (M+Lyo)

242 Yemen?

I'm going to Yemen!
-Chandler

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (TwA+r)

243 To be fair...they're fairly vapid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (WD9ZA)

Have you read the rest of us?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------

Why, of course. Every word.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (WD9ZA)

244 "America leading the world."

... from behind.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (AiZBA)

245 ace I think you're right, about the "reassurance" idiocy of having those two non-entities standing by him.

All three of them together (and a few years back before Joe's cognitive glide path) wouldn't be let into any meeting I was part of, or consulted on anything.

Incredible how inertial and historical success and prosperity can result in literally the least able people "winning" the top spots in the greatest country that ever existed.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (OTzUX)

246 220 Tolly bahn
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (ufFY

Afghanistan Super Highway

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (uCLWI)

247 "We need to end this war in the worst possible way, and I believe I have done this."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (guGkK)

248 STOP!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (vGJY7)

249 I've seen no question of our credibility, other than the UK Parliament vote of censure.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (UW2ZS)

250 213 Exploiting their rare earth metals you fucking dunce!
Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (vGJY7)

Yes, this. But the big guy will get his 10% from China, don't you worry.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (6dBSP)

251 This is what should be???

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (ufFY8)

252 Has bush been blamed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (TayrX)

253 I think the drug cocktail didn't quite work.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

254 Didnt UK parliament condemn him ?
Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (BqBIh)

it was after his bed time. so he MIGHT not be lying when he said he hadn't seen it...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (8D42x)

255 Where we should be. Uh-huh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (wAnMi)

256 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (UW2ZS)

257 Heavily heavily drugged...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (6Je/Q)


"I know, right?!"

- - John Gill, Fuhrer of Planet Ekos
=====

This is EXACTLY that.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (IytoW)

258 I think AP might have asked an unapproved Q.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (TZgEk)

259 When Sundowner is finished, maybe Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine can close out the show.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (otCYC)

and Jaye P Morgan flashes her minkey.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (4I/2K)

260 Do ANY of these high-functioning imbeciles know about the retreat from Kabul in 1842?

Do ANY of these overeducated dumbfucks have ANY grasp of history or who these people are?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (OUMaO)

261 Ap should be ashamed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (GPwVZ)

262 "Over the Horizon"
"Surgically"

Next up, "tactical"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (guGkK)

263 He's a cowardly POS changing the subject with every question. No one questions the exit, but the execution. He's answering a question no one asked. Disgusting.

And what a blatant lie to say our allies aren't critical of him!

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (NXZ4e)

264 ' "America leading the world."

... from behind.'

Over-the-horizon leadership.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (qpX6U)

265 OMFG

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (wAnMi)

266 Trump wanted us out. He (and everyone with sense) would have gotten civilians out first

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (ZHVt1)

267 Everyone agrees with me.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (UW2ZS)

268 213 Exploiting their rare earth metals you fucking dunce!
Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (vGJY7)


They just want to celebrate,
another day of Ikeelyou...

Rare Earth Metals > Rare Earth

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (s2VJv)

269 Sigh I still have to get up and put on The Uniform everyday
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (GPwVZ)

I understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (csEWM)

270 How much longer can they keep sending this wreck of a man out there?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (cSyAR)

271 Ha! I can't remember the question now!

SCOAMF 2.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (OssQ4)

272 Oy!

"The first part of your questions, I don't remember now."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (DCdYk)

273 Biden is still arguing about why we need to leave.

No one has questioned that, or even argued that we need to stay. The criticism is about how this withdrawal has been allowed to turn into a rout.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (49Exr)

274 I can't remember ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (M+Lyo)

275 Thanks again, Biden voters. Norms restored!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

276 No wonder Hunter became a crack addict. I would be reaching for a rock if I had to listen to this dolt for more than ten minutes.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (5HZN2)

277 Who is the guy behind him? No...the one on the right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (WD9ZA)

278 "The first part of your question I can't remember now..."

Of course, you rambled on for about 4 minutes on it.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (TwA+r)

279 He does not know what "metastasized" means.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (UuD2k)

280 The first part of your question was... I can't remember now.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

281 Keep up the brutal mockery. No pity, no stop. Humiliate this miserable punk of an usurper and pretender.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (C3zFG)

282 Yeah.

I'm convinced the delay was a last minute decision to do questions, get them in writing beforehand, and scribble some response bullet points.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (+WWsf)

283 oooh strong conditions on the taliban. ooooh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (GPwVZ)

284 always w/ the women and girls....

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (BqBIh)

285 Why, of course. Every word.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (WD9ZA)

*laughs* Why would you do that to yourself?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (csEWM)

286 Chocolate chocolate chip. What was the question?
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (uUDKV)

287 If Biden's approval rating dips low enough he will become an albatross for the Dems. At that point 50 years of his corruption, stupidity and sexual abuse will suddenly be discovered by the MSM. The stories will be amazing.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (BJKQV)

288 "Do ANY of these high-functioning imbeciles know about the retreat from Kabul in 1842?"

I do. Because I read Flashman!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (ZHVt1)

289 Looks back at list..."Justin Sink at Bloomberg"

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (cF8AT)

290 Are the c-17 pilots dropping candy to the afghan children outside of the airport?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (TayrX)

291 Biden is still arguing about why we need to leave.

No one has questioned that, or even argued that we need to stay. The criticism is about how this withdrawal has been allowed to turn into a rout.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (49Exr)



Shhhhhhh!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (guGkK)

292 Afghans and NGO members are as imp - almost as important - as Americans. We'll evacuate them. More conditions based on international pressure over women's rights.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (DCdYk)

293 Again with the bullshit "Tollybon cares about their international image" claim.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (UW2ZS)

294 This needs to be about Joe AND Kamala AND the whole deep state - otherwise, Joe will just be the fall guy.

Posted by: T at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (f9NhZ)

295 I could use a hit of Hunter's crack pipe right now.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

296 Remember when we would comment on the busty ladies standing behind Trump. The Man understands framing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (csEWM)

297 Oooh, decent question

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (ufFY8)

298 Breaking: Beastie Boys have muted the audio of Biden's speech and are reissuing it as the official music video for "Sabotage."

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (xK9An)

299 259 When Sundowner is finished, maybe Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine can close out the show.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (otCYC)

and Jaye P Morgan flashes her minkey.

****

I can't tell you how depressing it is that I understand all of this above.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (MN0zW)

300 Just got through security at the airport. Tons of people. Only half the security lines open. They can't get people to work.

Anyone traveling by plane from a major airport, it's going to be slow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (rNZuH)

301 233 @198: "Didnt UK parliament condemn him ?"

No. Shitty, shitty clickbait headlines. Multiple MPs spoke on the floor and "condemned" the bungled withdrawal, but there was no vote, or anything resembling a formal condemnation.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (+WWsf)

But that is a real criticism. Which he pretends not to have heard of.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (TZgEk)

302 The 80s called. They want their failed presidential candidate back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (TayrX)

303 The slurring is epic.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

304 fucking canned and rehearsed questions

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (M+Lyo)

305 252 Has bush been blamed?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Reagan. There is a push to blame Reagan for arming the Northern Alliance in the 80s.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (chMAr)

306 Joe Biden is a Senile Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) recycles at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (yQpMk)

307 I've watched some of Nicole's famous "Dear Fat People" video. Despite her frequent use of f-bombs, it's funny, and true. We are not completely devoid of comedians or comediennes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (/XOcP)

308 288 "Do ANY of these high-functioning imbeciles know about the retreat from Kabul in 1842?"

I do. Because I read Flashman!
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (ZHVt1)

Objection! 'High functioning'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (csEWM)

309 And Drooler is avoiding the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (ufFY8)

310 Free the Nipple comments!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (XvPQV)

311 "We are getting help from many important allies including Pakistan and Psakistan."

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (fC2oa)

312 293 Again with the bullshit "Tollybon cares about their international image" claim.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (UW2ZS)


Well, so did Hitler. Hence, Theresienstadt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

313 Read the answers Joe, don't wing it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (wAnMi)

314 It's a hard-knock life for us!
It's a hard-knock life for us!
'Steada Tweets,
We get kicks!
'Steada classes,
We get kicked!

Posted by: Kabul Girls Chior at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (jIL4c)

315 Bloomberg

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (TZgEk)

316 he fucking reading the response

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (uCLWI)

317 fucking canned and rehearsed questions
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (M+Lyo)

wouldn't it be nice if just ONCE one of these reporters asked a question they DIDN'T submit?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (8D42x)

318 Wow an actual question from the guy at Bloomberg.

Since you screwed the pooch on the timeline why should we trust the intelligence community?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (6dBSP)

319 Even the sign-language interpreter has a "no, for real, can you believe this crazy shit" look on her face.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (xK9An)

320 Do ANY of these overeducated dumbfucks have ANY grasp of history or who these people are?
Posted by: Brother
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No. Studies like Modern Civilization have been declared 'irrelevant'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (bk3Sg)

321 Pre-approved questioners?

This, alone, is a breath-taking embarrassing and North Korea-like outrage that at any time up until recently would have resulted in a typhoon of (justified) outrage and ridicule of the regime. And - disgust and contempt from any of the public paying attention.

Dumbed-down and unserious is no way to go thru life, America.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (OTzUX)

322 310 Free the Nipple comments!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (XvPQV)


"Keep me away from this clusterfuck."

- - Angel of Death Cuomo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

323 what? Can anyone here translate dementioneze?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (GPwVZ)

324 Q: You said you'd maintain focus on terrorism. Given your administration's failure to assess Taliban strength, how confident are you in you terrorism risk assessment and how we can defend against them at long distance?
A: You're conflating two things. You're arguing about the Afghan army not collapsing and the leader fleeing. Those things are different from the ability to monitor and interdict terrorism in Afghanistan. We have capabilities in that regard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (DCdYk)

325 Notice how gentle the MSM is treating him. They know.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

326 I'd love to hear a pressie ask him " A sphincter says what?"

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (/MaDp)

327 Oh, if I were in charge at this moment, and journalists were trapped in A'stan, they'd get special treatment all right. I'd tell the Taliban that if even one of them were alive in 48 hours, the deal's off and I'm going nuclear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (rZA2o)

328 @304: "fucking canned and rehearsed questions"

Kinda damning that the reporters are being oh so very careful to read precise questions off their notes and phones.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (+WWsf)

329 305 Wait, I thought that was all Democrat Charlie Wilson's brilliant plan?

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (uUDKV)

330 I can't watch anymore!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (vGJY7)

331 He is reading well.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (ONvIw)

332 "Over the horizon capability" again. The ol' fallback.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (guGkK)

333 And the "Press" is fine with pre-screened pre-answered questions. A-fucking-mazing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (wAnMi)

334 he fucking reading the response
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (uCLWI)

and he fucked it up too...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (8D42x)

335 I can't even process this. I recognized that we had reached a new low as a nation with the Clintoons. Still had hope. Barky significantly lowered the bar. Hung on to some hope. But this shitshow? Lord have mercy on us all.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (Xrfse)

336 The situation in Afghanistan is deteriorating as the Taliban moves to consolidate control. Some Americans are among those receiving beatings by the Taliban. According to eyewitness claims, members of the Taliban are actively going door-to-door to summarily execute those who they accuse worked with the United States, its allies, and the Afghan government. They are also turning against journalists.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=116600

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (3P/5p)

337 relentless mocking is not only in order, it is an order

fuck all these fucks

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (3byMq)

338 Pre-approved questioners?

This, alone, is a breath-taking embarrassing and North Korea-like outrage that at any time up until recently would have resulted in a typhoon of (justified) outrage and ridicule of the regime. And - disgust and contempt from any of the public paying attention.

Dumbed-down and unserious is no way to go thru life, America.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (OTzUX)
++++
Yup. Appalling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (DCdYk)

339 I gave up on Sundowner, watching 1966 Batman

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (znIQ9)

340 What's the Taliban's version of eating popcorn while watching this, because that's what they're doing.

Posted by: Biergood at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (FQWHA)

341 THAT WASN'T WHAT YOU SAID WAS "HIGHLY UNLIKELY" YOU TOOL!

You said it was highly unlikely they would take over. PERIOD.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (UW2ZS)

342 Braindead Joe let Kamala blow all of Afghanistan

Posted by: T at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (f9NhZ)

343 Reported his speach as supoorting terrorism. When prompted for more info, 'stuttering clusterfuck of a disaster is allowing terrorism to go unchecked'.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (VcFUs)

344 I guarantee that they had to submit those questions ahead of time. This is as choreographed as any (bad) ballet.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (NXZ4e)

345 He thinks he's on a roll.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

346 Remember this, Bruce Springstein backed Biden to the hilt. Fuck Bruce.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (/MaDp)

347 I'm starting to see why Biden was so impressed by Obama's clear articulation.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (SOV+T)

348 THE BUCK STOPS WITH ME!

CONSENSUS OPINION!

DRINK!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (DCdYk)

349 scripted much?

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (3byMq)

350 Is the press speaking at him slowly and loudly?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (TayrX)

351 He just said the taliban is letting people thru

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (GPwVZ)

352 wouldn't it be nice if just ONCE one of these reporters asked a question they DIDN'T submit?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Can't. Biden would pop a circuit breaker.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (OCTRt)

353 Obama won't know about Afghanistan until he reads the Sunday paper, so I think Joe's doing a pretty good job.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (ELgVT)

354 Notice how gentle the MSM is treating him. They know.
___

Their daddy is the father of lies.

Of course they know.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (3P/5p)

355 "They are also turning against journalists."

That burqa won't help you now, Ward.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (TwA+r)

356
The 10% stops with me...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

357 He actually believes the Tolly Bon are letting American citizens get through to the airport. An American woman was just beaten...twice...by the "Tolly Bon."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

358 On what planet would it make sense that the US would negotiate the handover of the country to the Taliban but in the interim until that happened the Afghan army would fight the Taliban until we had wheels up? If you negotiated that the Afghan army was going to lose to the Taliban down the road, why would you expect anyone to remain at their post? What kind of idiocy is that?

Posted by: scofflaw_x at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (BusLv)

359 "My next person on the list is Stephanie Ramos from ABC"

Oh jeez.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (guGkK)

360 THE END OF THE YEAR IS A LONG TIME?!? THAT'S THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AWAY!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (UW2ZS)

361 The media are truly complicit, wow

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (ONvIw)

362 We had no indication they have been prevented from entering the airport!! Fucking liar

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

363 The drugs are already fading.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (wAnMi)

364 ABC is kind enough to ask her questions one at a time.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (OssQ4)

365 Pre-canned questions at a sham press conference with a slurring, stuttering, failing sham of a president.

What a fucking embarrassment for a once-great nation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (DCdYk)

366 To say this is painful is an understatement of epic proportion

Posted by: Talisman Bill at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (3busu)

367 Even CNN isn't buying it...

@JDiamond1 5m

Every time Biden faces questions about the way the US withdrawal was executed, he pivots to his rationale for the withdrawal -- not HOW it was executed

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

368 It's always a good idea to elect a slack-jawed legislator with 40 years of do-nothing into the executive branch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (JTpIQ)

369 Sorry - I can't watch the skit 'cos it activates my 'PUKE' response . . . Fuck Bidet. Fuck 'SuperSpreader' Harris. Fuck 'em all. Wall. Ammo. Problem solved.

Posted by: Dr_No at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (mu5GU)

370 OMG...question about sending US troops through Kabul to rescue Americans.

"We have no indication that they can't get to the airport"

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (cF8AT)

371 Let us not forget, this drooling tard spent 75% of this war's duration at the highest levels of government, including eight years as the supposed foreign policy guru VP.

That this is happening under his supposed watch is all you need to know about Biden and the deep state.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

372 "All kinds of opinions. All kinds of advice. I took the consensus. My decision."

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (TZgEk)

373 hose things are different from the ability to monitor and interdict terrorism in Afghanistan. We have capabilities in that regard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:06 PM (DCdYk)

We can interdict terrorism in Afghanistan? We couldn't stop 20 guys in a Toyota from taking the capitol.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (5HZN2)

374 This is disgraceful

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (GPwVZ)

375 The last president would sometimes interact with the press 3 times a day, completely unscripted, no limits/no notes/no nothing, and when he was actually asked a real question about a real topic (somewhat rare), he'd provide good substantive answers.

But enough Americans function at the level of hamsters when it comes to citizenship that this universally mocked buffoon was chosen to replace him.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (OTzUX)

376 Dumbed-down and unserious is no way to go thru life, America.
=======

You're welcome!

Posted by: Public School Teachers & College Professors at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (IytoW)

377 Oh yeah, Americans are getting to the airport no problem you LYING PIECE OF SHIT!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (UW2ZS)

378 "PBS News Net....." slurs.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

379 Frigging cheat sheets.

Projecting power and leadership, fo sho.

Guess that was the reason for the delay.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (H6twj)

380 This is so staged

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

381 This is prescriptive..yes?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (X04zC)

382 @JDiamond1
Every time Biden faces questions about the way the US withdrawal was executed, he pivots to his rationale for the withdrawal -- not HOW it was executed
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)
++++
You did it. You and yours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (DCdYk)

383 scoamf

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (3byMq)

384
Not even the most clueless of LIV's is buying this dog and pony faced pony soldier show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

385 i dont suppose Fox will get called on ?

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (BqBIh)

386 I gave up on Sundowner, watching 1966 Batman
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (znIQ9)


It's far more believable.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (wAnMi)

387 "Some people say we need to stay in Afghanistan forever at any cost, and others say we should kill all the women and children and then leave. I take a middle ground where we leave, and *then* all the women and children get killed."

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (fC2oa)

388 332 "Over the horizon capability" again. The ol' fallback.
------------------
That's a Navy/Marine Corps term. We stopped that design in the early 1990s when it became apparent in was a worthless to warfighting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (/MaDp)

389 Useless.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (TZgEk)

390 We'll see what we can do to get you out, but we're relying on the Taliban to allow safe passage.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (UW2ZS)

391 "Mr. President, apparently no one in the intelligence community thought the Afghan government would collapse so quickly, although anyone with a fucking brain knew it wouldn't last a day. Are you going to fire anyone for being totally incompetent?"

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (/BlEx)

392 Jesus help us, this is a shit show.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (ufFY8)

393 any questions forthcoming about his illegitimacy?

haha

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (3byMq)

394 But enough Americans function at the level of hamsters when it comes to citizenship that this universally mocked buffoon was chosen to replace him.


NO HE FREAKING WAS NOT CHOSEN BY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (j9HX3)

395 Masks make the body doubles easier to blend in.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (3fKGe)

396 Question that should have been asked. Some have stated that part of the reason for the Afghan army's previous successful efforts against the Taliban was due to US intelligence sharing and air support. Why was this removed prior to the withdrawal?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (FrjjO)

397 i dont suppose Fox will get called on ?
Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (BqBIh)


They're not on the list.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (guGkK)

398 Not even the most clueless of LIV's is buying this dog and pony faced pony soldier show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

------------


Sorry, but my husband said his siblings totally believe he's doing a great job. All his failures are Trump's fault.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

399 He's getting actual questions. The puppet masters are getting ready to drop the hammer

Posted by: Talisman Bill at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (3busu)

400 " i dont suppose Fox will get called on ?"

I'd be surprised if even CNN gets called on at this point.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (TwA+r)

401 But Trump mispronounced a word during an hour long extemporaneous speech! Reeeee! Mentally unfit! Reeeeee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (TayrX)

402 Not even the most clueless of LIV's is buying this dog and pony faced pony soldier show.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (s2VJv)

Good news for about 58% of the country.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (fC2oa)

403 Hey, I just dropped in to say thanks to American news media and the Biden Administration for the heads up about plans to bomb all that nice stuff you infidels left behind. That gives us time to handcuff some hostages to the targets!
That will help unfreeze all the money in the banks.
Oh, and Death to America!

Posted by: Taliban at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (aAP3z)

404 No country on earth would have an imbecile like Sundown as their 'leader'.

But when you go steal something like the USA Presidency your insurance --perversely--is that you do install an imbecile.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (xXx5y)

405 374 This is disgraceful
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:09 PM (GPwVZ)


November 3rd-January 6th was disgraceful. This is just the cherry on the parfait.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

406 Q: Why haven't you ordered to expand the perimeter around the airport? What is the plan to rescue people stuck behind checkpoints?
A: We will help people stuck behind checkpoints. We haven't expanded the perimeter because we fear the unintended consequences.

(this answer invalidates his point earlier about no one being stopped from getting to the airport)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (DCdYk)

407 apologies, I've had beer

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (3byMq)

408 I would say unbe-fucking-lievable but this is all too believable.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (AiZBA)

409 I see we have time for one final question from Al Jazeera's Donhammed Trumpistan, go ahead, sir...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (vOGqy)

410 Do we rename Biden as Flounder?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (/MaDp)

411 Again with the claim we're doing all we can to get people out. IT'S A LIE! They're relying on the Tolly-bon.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (UW2ZS)

412 Going back to his notes... And failing

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (ufFY8)

413
Are the c-17 pilots dropping candy to the afghan children outside of the airport?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (TayrX)


Only if the Afghans in the wheel wells have Tootsie Rolls in their pockets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (n+4am)

414 That's a Navy/Marine Corps term. We stopped that design in the early 1990s when it became apparent in was a worthless to warfighting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (/MaDp)

Turns out, shooting missiles at things you can't see or identify is not such a good idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (UuD2k)

415 He speaks about the Taliban almost as if they're an ally during this crises. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (700n7)

416 ruh roh

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (uCLWI)

417 You just know somewhere right now Allahpundit is double-checking how to spell "Churchillian".

Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (MN0zW)

418 "We've been in constant contact with the Tollybon."

You don't say.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (TZgEk)

419 Trump

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

420 So wait a minute...we have a death toll around the airport area where...thousands? are clustered in tight quarters. And as far as I can tell everyone dead was murdered by the Taliban.

Not one dead from COVID.

Doesn't that seem...odd?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (DpkTQ)

421 It's scary when he starts to get full of himself. That's when the lies really begin to flow.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

422 This is fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (GOGEo)

423 He's getting actual questions. The puppet masters are getting ready to drop the hammer
Posted by: Talisman Bill at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (3busu)

i still think most of these are scripted. they aren't that tough, and more importantly, the reporters are not pushing back when he spews bullshit.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (8D42x)

424 ffkm ffij agfio tmbm opfke dophh mifmo... uh, mslgm hopjsa

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (wAnMi)

425 I wish someone would ask, why did you put us in position to ask the Taliban permission to act.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (E7vND)

426 He's gone off. LEAVE NOW!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (4I/2K)

427 Mr Junta guy...where is the No Malarkey Bus?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (X04zC)

428 Fuck this. Hawaii 5-0 reruns FTW

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (y7DUB)

429 This is disgraceful
Posted by: Nevergiveup
___

{{{NGU}}}

I have a pretty dim view of officers.
You're one of the unicorns I have heard so much about.

God has you there for a reason.
And never forget you have many prayers ascending.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (3P/5p)

430 Kamala is struggling to stand still.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (UW2ZS)

431 398
Sorry, but my husband said his siblings totally believe he's doing a great job. All his failures are Trump's fault.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (ptqGC)


Well, there are some for sure. Too many even. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (s2VJv)

432 remember how Bush used to intentionally mispronounce Saddam ?

yet the left loves to show respect by trying to pronounce in the native dialect...
Tolly-bahn
Pahk-ee-stahn

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (BqBIh)

433 386 I gave up on Sundowner, watching 1966 Batman
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (znIQ9)

And potentially has Yvonne Craig, or is it an early one?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (6dBSP)

434 I, for one, welcome everything this administration has brought so far. Sooner we get the full collapse over with, sooner we can start anew.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (Oka5v)

435 BEAU again.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

436 I can't believe he said we we're not expanding the perimeter because we don't know what the unintended consequences are. What an embarrassing answer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (DCdYk)

437 BLAME TRUMP

DRINK!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (guGkK)

438 Biden's struggling to put this thought together.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (UW2ZS)

439 Here he goes again with his justification for leaving ?

WTF ? this is bizzare

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (M+Lyo)

440 TRUMP'S FAULT!

DRINK!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (DCdYk)

441
[somewhere in Arkansas]
Oooooo, look baby, there's you grandpa on TV!

Posted by: Hunter baby mama at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (830x5)

442 This is like the White House version of See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil. Either that or The Three Stooges of Death.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (kbvR/)

443 430 She has a butt plug in

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (uUDKV)

444 BEAU

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (mR6Gs)

445 Libs watching this are reassured. Constant contact with taliban?

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (ONvIw)

446 Falling apart!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (TZgEk)

447 Again with dead beau

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (ufFY8)

448 "I said, 'Jill, if there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,'" Biden, 2/2013

Joe Biden owns a shotgun. JOE BYE-DEN.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (xK9An)

449 >> Kamala is struggling to stand still.

She's not used to standing very long

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (BqBIh)

450 Stop with your son shit. He was only JAG Corps

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (GPwVZ)

451 >>He's getting actual questions. The puppet masters are getting ready to drop the hammer
Posted by: Talisman Bill

a friend of mine observed that there is now an open conflict between Biden and the Deep State and the media is siding with the Deep State.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (0G13K)

452 i still think most of these are scripted. they aren't that tough, and more importantly, the reporters are not pushing back when he spews bullshit.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (8D42x)


This is all cover. They're asking the questions most of America is wondering about. He's not even pretending to not be reading the answers off of cards. Pathetic.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (wAnMi)

453 443 430 She has a butt plug in
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (uUDKV)


Hence the mask.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

454 Implies Beau died fighting in Iraq

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (mR6Gs)

455 BEAU IS DEAD!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (guGkK)

456 Beau again!

Also, did he blame Trump? I was nodding off.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (TwA+r)

457 It would be funny if Kamala locked her knees and fell out.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

458 ** BOING ** ** **

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (3byMq)

459 The Tolly-bon was taking large swaths, but we had no idea they were taking over.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (UW2ZS)

460 a friend of mine observed that there is now an open conflict between Biden and the Deep State and the media is siding with the Deep State.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (0G13K)
++++
Just like before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (DCdYk)

461 Prediction: Bidet will suddenly have a raging case of diarrhea and inflamed hemorrhoids that require him to undergo immediate emergency surgery from which he will (tragically, no?) succumb. Details of the State-sponsored Funeral and Political Circus to be announced by The SuperSpreader ...

Posted by: Dr_No at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (mu5GU)

462 He is a completely different person from his last speech. Whatever they gave him for his last speech so he could get through that has worn off. So that drug either 1) doesn't work any more or 2) is too dangerous to take so soon after the last dose. Or both.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (OQcPl)

463 "your sons, your daughters"

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (TZgEk)

464 This is so staged
Posted by: CN

Yep. But people need to believe the lies and liars from all sides because cognitive dissonance.
The spice must flow especially for electoral politics and the 2 party system domestically.
Who will be the next Superman to step in and save America?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (3fKGe)

465 Fucking liar

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (M+Lyo)

466 Beau Biden's Corpse makes one hell of a shield, huh?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (d3b3p)

467 Seriously, when did they bring Kamala back from Vietnam? Or did they cancel her trip?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (DCdYk)

468 Of course Biden told our allies about the withdrawal plans during a G7 Conference... it just happened to be a conference he attended between 2011 - 2016.

It was only a few days ago, fat!

Posted by: AFG Vet at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (a7HML)

469 NPR before FOX?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (GPwVZ)

470 She's not used to standing very long
Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (BqBIh)


She should just get comfortable on her knees. We'd still be able to see her.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (wAnMi)

471 NPR called on TWICE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (63Dwl)

472 One trick pony.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (H6twj)

473 Not even the most clueless of LIV's is buying this dog and pony faced pony soldier show.

Only 16,000 people are watching the Most Popular President In History discuss The Emperor's New Clothes. The rest will get the approved spin tonight over cable.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (1vynn)

474 Oooh reporter pushing back on the Americans getting to the airport.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (cF8AT)

475 "This was inevitable, it doesn't matter when we left. This was always going to be messy."

(paraphrased)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (DCdYk)

476 Feuding among factions behind the scenes is as old as politics.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (KAi1n)

477 "The last point I'll make is this."

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (TZgEk)

478 Lmfao

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

479 He's getting push back about American's getting to the airport. And he's bullshitting.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (ptqGC)

480 "And potentially has Yvonne Craig..."
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (6dBSP)

She certainly could fill out a Batgirl costume.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (/BlEx)

481 Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:12 PM (3P/5p)

O/T...

Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (Q9lwr)

482 354 Notice how gentle the MSM is treating him. They know.
___

Their daddy is the father of lies.

Of course they know.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (3P/5p)

They're conspirators- not blind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (csEWM)

483 And the "Press" is fine with pre-screened pre-answered questions. A-fucking-mazing.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (wAnMi)

They were from 2009 to 2016, too.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (fC2oa)

484 Implies Beau died fighting in Iraq
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (mR6Gs)


He was in the Combat Litigators Battalion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (guGkK)

485 It was always going to be a bloody mess, this is the best we could do.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (UW2ZS)

486 Canned questions being read on teleprompter.
Batman is more realistic

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (znIQ9)

487 414 That's a Navy/Marine Corps term. We stopped that design in the early 1990s when it became apparent in was a worthless to warfighting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (/MaDp)

Turns out, shooting missiles at things you can't see or identify is not such a good idea.
-------------------
It was driven by the Navy not wanting to get their ships shot at. Ergo, Marines needed transit in 'Hi Speed Apmphibs" for great lengths to protect the Amphib Ships. We finally recognized that we have no plans to do another hot beach landing anytime soon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (/MaDp)

488 Sir, you're full of shit

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (guGkK)

489 And the "air cover" for Nato allies is planes buzzing Kabul but not doing anything else. [Not that they should be bombing, mind.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (UHVv4)

490 I gave up on Sundowner, watching 1966 Batman
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (znIQ9)

It's far more believable.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021


***
Well, if you want realism, there's Jonny Quest and The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (/XOcP)

491 still think most of these are scripted. they aren't that tough, and more importantly, the reporters are not pushing back when he spews bullshit.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (8D42x)

This is all cover. They're asking the questions most of America is wondering about. He's not even pretending to not be reading the answers off of cards. Pathetic.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (wAnMi)

my thoughts exactly.

and the evening media shows will only show 20 second clip answers...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (8D42x)

492 Oh, YOU ASKED THE WRONG QUESTION!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (wAnMi)

493 I second the President Flouder designation!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (vGJY7)

494 NPR

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (TZgEk)

495 O/T...

Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (Q9lwr)
++++
I am sure they cover scuttling equipment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (DCdYk)

496 "This was always going to be messy."

that's what she said

Posted by: Michael Scott, Undersecretary of State at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (0G13K)

497 He speaks about the Taliban almost as if they're an ally during this crises. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (700n7)

Typical left wing drivel. Remember, on 9/11 they attacked us because it was our fault for upsetting them. The left believes that the Taliban exists , along with other terror organizations, because they lacked job opportunities and education.

These people do not live in the real world, regardless of the stage of dementia they are in.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (5HZN2)

498 They are also turning against journalists.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=116600
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (3P/5p)

Good.

I won't be so insincere as to pretend I prefer any different. Kill them all, Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

See if I care. Hint: I don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (rZA2o)

499 "To the best of our knowledge..."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (guGkK)

500 Oh, the crowd is unruly?
I thought all was under control?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (ufFY8)

501 "I thought the question was..."

Oh, so it wasn't scripted, huh?

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (TwA+r)

502
Biden in the top slot of the corporation is now a huge liability for them. He has got to be removed.

They have to be finding some sort of stooge to dress up in a MAGA hat to play Lee Harvey you-know-who.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

503 Biden's Tolly-ban almost makes me almost miss Obama's Pahockey-stahn.

Almost.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (+WWsf)

504 Stop with your son shit. He was only JAG Corps
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------

No mention of Hunter's opinion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (830x5)

505 *TYPES*
*DELETES*

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (AiZBA)

506 Does lint ever plug up anyone else's pee-pee hole? It's like I'm a Venkman and me and Ray's streams got crossed. Double-barreled action. Danger. It feels good, reminds me I'm alive, you know?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (QU5/8)

507 Joe's favorite flavor is obviously rocky road.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (KAi1n)

508 Just imagine the tone in that room if it was Trump.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (fC2oa)

509 Only 16,000 people are watching the Most Popular President In History discuss The Emperor's New Clothes. The rest will get the approved spin tonight over cable.
___

How many of those 16,000 are hate-watching?

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (3P/5p)

510 "That doesn't really square with what we're seeing around the airport."

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (TZgEk)

511 DAMN! NPR IS CALLING OUT BIDEN ON HIS BULLSHIT LIE THAT THE AMERICANS ARE LETTING PEOPLE THROUGH.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (UW2ZS)

512 457 It would be funny if Kamala locked her knees and fell out.

****

The last time her knees were straight Night Court was still on TV.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (MN0zW)

513 Biden asserts that Taliban is letting Americans through checkpoints, but they're getting bogged down in the chaos at the perimeter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (DCdYk)

514 Has anyone on the top tier been asked about the decision to give up Bagram?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (FrjjO)

515 I thought the question was ???
This fucking asshole changed the reporters question ?

Whuu, this is nuts !~

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (M+Lyo)

516 Reporter is pushing back HARD.


Joe is going to get angry.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

517 Sorry, that the Tollybon are letting Americans through.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (UW2ZS)

518 They are not letting people thru you lying asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (GPwVZ)

519 He has Kamala Harris and SOS Anthony Blinken standing next to him (wearing black masks, of course).

I associate the black tard rags with AntiFags.

I think that's why the illigitimate junta wears them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (Bmy3R)

520 This is a very dark episode of Veep. Total incompetence.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (hy82f)

521 Npr hitting him

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

522 "Was it yesterday or the day before?"

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (TZgEk)

523 Beau died on the beaches of Afghanistan. Joe will never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (UHVv4)

524 I could be in the Senate right now, asking stupid questions and sucking Chucks cock

Posted by: Kameltoe at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (uCLWI)

525 You know, "sir," you could have evacuated the civilians quietly over WEEKS or MONTHS before evacuating the military that might have protected them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (guGkK)

526 good question, finally

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (ZHVt1)

527 507 Joe's favorite flavor is obviously rocky road.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (KAi1n)


Rocky Ben Rhodes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (s2VJv)

528 ""Was it yesterday or the day before?""
It's was 4 or 5 days ago!

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (TwA+r)

529 A friend of mine observed that there is now an open conflict between Biden and the Deep State and the media is siding with the Deep State.

===========

There are advantages to building incestuous links between the administrative state and the media organs of the nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

530 Sweet jebus

Posted by: Talisman Bill at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (3busu)

531 Folded his portfolio.

He's done.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (H6twj)

532 I am Batman.

I am behind you now.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (X04zC)

533 Well, if you want realism, there's Jonny Quest and The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (/XOcP)


I LOVE Jonny Quest - and had El Pollo Loco with the Ward family once! Nice people.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (wAnMi)

534 OVER?

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (MxEKc)

535 Well if the Euros suddenly say they were in fact informed we know that some arm twisting is going on behind the scenes. Remember the cabal is global.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (uUDKV)

536 This guy is actually asking a pointed question. Fire him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (guGkK)

537 And he's done. In more ways than one.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

538 523 Beau died on the beaches of Afghanistan. Joe will never get over Macho Grande.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (UHVv4)

=========

Over Macho Grande?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

539 And....done!

Press SCREAMING questions!

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

540 526 good question, finally
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (ZHVt1)

no answer given

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (TZgEk)

541 youtube has 4x dislikes than likes

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (BqBIh)

542 Also, did he blame Trump? I was nodding off.
Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:13 PM (TwA+r)

hoonestly, it didn't sound like it. more of a "no american has been killed beccause of a trump agreement with the tolly-bahn" but then talked about how he had to change the end date...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (8D42x)

543 Q: Why didn't we do this before Bagram was closed? Why did we wait so long?
A: "At some point." We were in contact with Doha and the Taliban, but we didn't expect "at some point" to be a demise of the entire Afghan National Force so quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (DCdYk)

544 This man has just faded away, before our eyes, in less than a fucking hour.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (JTpIQ)

545 I am hate watching this

And he runs away from the shouting!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (ufFY8)

546 a,a,a,a,a, at some point... fucking idiot

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (M+Lyo)

547 533 Well, if you want realism, there's Jonny Quest and The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:15 PM (/XOcP)

I LOVE Jonny Quest - and had El Pollo Loco with the Ward family once! Nice people.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:16 PM (wAnMi)

Used to go to Jay Ward's Emporium when I visited LA in my show biz days way back when.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (s2VJv)

548 He;'s out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (DCdYk)

549 *looks up Mandarin lessons on line*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

550 Yeah Deep State seems to have always wanted the war to go on indefinitely, which brings the question to mind: how did Biden get the pentagon to agree to what they refused to do for Trump?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

551 Afghan national force was 300 persons.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (UW2ZS)

552 Useless!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (TZgEk)

553 Oooh reporter pushing back on the Americans getting to the airport.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (cF8AT)

where are the reporters who routinely screamed and talked over the next question at Trump's press conferences? The people from prestigious publications like Playboy and Mother Jones.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (5HZN2)

554 Press corp smells blood.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (700n7)

555 >>Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?


I don't think you are allowed to say 'disabled', like that.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (d3b3p)

556 This was always going to be messy.


Wipe your dick on the bedspread.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) recycles at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (yQpMk)

557 I guess he didn't accept the FOX question

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

558 And, Sir Robin bravely ran away.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (TwA+r)

559 @ 512: The last time her knees were straight Night Court was still on TV.

_____________

And we have a WINNAH! That has to be the best line of this thread ...

Posted by: Dr_No at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (mu5GU)

560 Over Macho Grande?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (csEWM)

561 Oh, it's the fault of the Afghan forces.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (TZgEk)

562 Right when he finally faced a real question, he ran. What a disgrace.

Posted by: ctophfranko at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (rXssP)

563 Run away! Run away!

-- Brave Sir Robinette

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (guGkK)

564 Good.

I won't be so insincere as to pretend I prefer any different. Kill them all, Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

See if I care. Hint: I don't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
___

To be honest, I have more concern with the Christians there, even though I know they will be with Jesus if/when they're killed.

The destination isn't the scary part, it's the journey.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (3P/5p)

565 Here's a busty, leggy brunette in white to serve as a post-Biden palate cleanser:
https://is.gd/QET5xe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (DCdYk)

566
Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (Q9lwr)

Depends on the vehicle. Some, yes, others, no.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (VcFUs)

567 551 teleprompter fail

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (ONvIw)

568 Jen, there was a lot of screaming as he was walking off.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (cF8AT)

569 Now we know why they keep him in hiding.. Leader of the Free World? {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (I2VcN)

570 scofflaw_x @358, this is the crux of the dilemma faced in disengaging from A'stan, and I don't think there *was* any plausible answer. Many of the most knowledgeable observers who've followed things since the start had sophisticated suggested solutions, but they weren't terribly persuasive, and I think these folks are trapped in an understandable form of client-itis.

A'stan is actually not complicated, it's gloriously the simplest place on earth, where the basics that exclusively ruled human affairs for most of species history up until fairly recently - raw power, will, the will to enforce your rule - have never ceased being in charge.

There probably never was any way to disengage without leaving the non-trivial number of Afghans who really wanted a different country in the lurch, and without triggering the very practical/rational mechanisms that many there rely on.

The story lies not in this end-phase since February 2020, but somewhere between 12 SF guys on donkeys, and the 100K+ troops and major conventional effort that peaked much later. That's where the big decisions were made.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (OTzUX)

571 Fight to the end Dr. Jill!

Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (m/Gc2)

572 I guess the "take a drink" moment is every time he says "Look"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (/XOcP)

573 Why do you continue to trust the Taliban is a great question.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (UW2ZS)

574 "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN, MR. PRESIDENT?"

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (TZgEk)

575 [i/]Was it yesterday or the day before?

Isn't that the first line in Camus' The Stranger?

Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (vGJY7)

576 Wankstain!

Posted by: Talisman Bill at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (3busu)

577 So, the Afghan Army, not the President of the US, was responsible for US civilian safety during the bug out. Good to know.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (BJKQV)

578 "When was it, day before or yesterday?"
(Blinken nods)
"Yesterday. And it was...was...what was it, how many?"
(Blinken nods)
"One-hundred sixty-nine. Americans."

If Blinken had a wicked sense of humor, those questions could've been...significantly toyed with.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (xK9An)

579 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?

No problem, we filled them up with ethanol blend. Do you have any idea how bad that shit is?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (pbStR)

580 If he thinks that helped his cause, he is sicker than I thought. And fuck Blinkin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (GPwVZ)

581 Love the shouted out question"
"Why are you continuing to trust the Taliban Mr. President?"

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (AiZBA)

582 Macho Grande. I can't eat Taco Bell anymore. Gives me the old-man shits. And that ain't a campfire song.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (QU5/8)

583
I was sure he was going mix in some Vax shaming in there, too, for FL and TX.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (xWhqL)

584 $10 bucks the kid picks his nose.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (/MaDp)

585 No country on earth would have an imbecile like Sundown as their 'leader'.

Huh?

Posted by: Canada at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (Xrfse)

586 Call me a cynic, but I am beginning to suspect the reason the reporters read their questions from notecards/phones is to be sure they are asked in the exact same way they were submitted to the junta ahead of time; not only for pre-approval, but so that slo-Joe's answers match.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (KQDOS)

587 youtube has 4x dislikes than likes

"Give us time, we're working as fast as we can to remove dislikes!"
--Youtube Commissars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

588 Jen, there was a lot of screaming as he was walking off.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (cF8AT)


Kabuki.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (wAnMi)

589 He didn't stroke out. I am disappoint.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (sWM8x)

590 Afternoon.

Did Biden shit himself on stage?

I don't mean rhetorically.

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (1Yy3c)

591 and there it is, about 17 minutes again...

curious timing isn't it...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (8D42x)

592 566
Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (Q9lwr)

Depends on the vehicle. Some, yes, others, no.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (VcFUs)


Thermite in the gun barrels? Or just grenades and C-4?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (s2VJv)

593 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Thermite grenade on the carburetor.
Thermite grenade down the barrel of artillery pieces & mortars.
Thermite grenade on the fuselage of a drone.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (OCTRt)

594 550 China pays better than the deep state?

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (uUDKV)

595 Fucking press. Major Garret talking about his tone, although now his is effectively calling him a liar

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

596 Jennifer Griffey says she couldn't fact check it fast enough because there were so many misrepresentations.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (NpAcC)

597 >> He;'s out.


He has alwys been a fucking coward.

I am surprised he hasn't offered to challenge the leader of the Taliban to a Winner-Take-All Pushup Contest, yet.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (d3b3p)

598 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
___

There was when I was in.

Can't say what the training is like now, but can guess.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (3P/5p)

599 "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN, MR. PRESIDENT?"
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (TZgEk)
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The answer to that will never be uttered: because we have to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (DCdYk)

600 Over Macho Grande?
----------------------------------
No, Joe will never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (UHVv4)

601 You know, for some reason the remark about the Taliban allowing people to get to the airport reminded me of 'passing under the yoke.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (csEWM)

602 It's a blood bath if the Taliban want it. Don't think they want that, but can they control their people.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (ZHVt1)

603 549 *looks up Mandarin lessons on line*

chinesepod101. used to have a buttload of short little lessons you could download for free.

Posted by: Anachronda, gallivanting about the intermountain west at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (6ceAS)

604 HEY FUCKERS

THAT PORN AINT GONNA WATCH ITSELF

Posted by: JOE at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (uCLWI)

605 Well that was interesting. Look at those brave journalists shouting their impertinent questions at him like he was a Republican or something.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (nfrXX)

606 som the over the horizn thing which country is giving us overflight for those?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (kEWpi)

607 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.

And, they fraudulently install a retard in the office.

The international blowback from this fraud is going to be far reaching, and cost many American lives.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (5kI0z)

608 OAN said Sundowner only called on 5 Democrats Propaganda Ministries personal

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (znIQ9)

609 588 The reporters were shouting " Harumph!Harumph!"

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (uUDKV)

610 572 I guess the "take a drink" moment is every time he says "Look"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (/XOcP)

Add "overwhelming consensus" to the list.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (700n7)

611 Nothing screams reassurance like seeing Willie Brown's Dick Holster.

Oh thank God. We're saved.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (kbvR/)

612
The question no one asked: What did you Give the Taliban in exchange for their cooperation in this week's air lift?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (xWhqL)

613 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

7.62 round through the engine block or thermite grenade just a couple of many. I have no military training but give me your rig and I'll bet I can effectively, permanently disable it in under a minute.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (FrjjO)

614 Thermite in the gun barrels? Or just grenades and C-4?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Thermite. The heat generated changes the heat treating of the metal. Besides burning thru it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (OCTRt)

615 I wonder why they pulled him. The Q&A was scripted and he was actually better toward the end than he was at the beginning. His slurring was reduced and his cadence was approach something identifiable as normal as the conference was getting ready to end.

I wonder if that was some kind of sign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (DCdYk)

616 There are very few problems that can't be solved with thermite.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (MN0zW)

617 >>> and there it is, about 17 minutes again..

they probably hang a buzzer around his neck
like the Astros

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (BqBIh)

618 "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN, MR. PRESIDENT?"
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (TZgEk)
++++
The answer to that will never be uttered: because we have to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (DCdYk)


Yeah, that's our Plan A

There is no Plan B

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (guGkK)

619 I think Dr Jill will actually fight like hell

they're gonna have to pay her off to stand down, big time

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (j9HX3)

620 He thinks he did GREAT.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (TZgEk)

621 with reference to the piece J.J. quoted this morning, I think the Far Left is overjoyed at the way America has been humiliated - but the Deep State is pissed. Looks like this is fracturing the coalition that tied them together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (trdmm)

622 Did I miss the part where he said how many Americans -- who WANTED to leave -- have actually been evacuated?

Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (S1hrL)

623 @HeyTammyBruce 1m

Jennifer Griffin @FoxNews: "I'm having a hard time digesting what we just heard... there were so many misrepresentations of what is happening on the ground..."

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)

624 344 I guarantee that they had to submit those questions ahead of time. This is as choreographed as any (bad) ballet.
____________

The hour-long delay was so that the WH aides could write the questions for the reporters and assign who would ask which ones, and also so they had time to write the answers for Senile Joe.

Media Theater of the Absurd and Pathetic.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (k4dH2)

625
Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (Q9lwr)


There was in Advanced Infantry Training when I was an E-1 back in '86. It isn't difficult.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (n+4am)

626 >> Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?


Let the Female Officers Park them?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (d3b3p)

627 598 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
___

There was when I was in.

Can't say what the training is like now, but can guess.
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Thermite grenades on the engine block. Same deal with artillery pieces except thermite grenade in chamber.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (/MaDp)

628 Jennifer Griffin calling this an alternate reality

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (NpAcC)

629 Thermite. The heat generated changes the heat treating of the metal. Besides burning thru it.
Posted by: rickb223
___

*nods*

Not even the armor of an Abrams can withstand that.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (3P/5p)

630 619 I think Dr Jill will actually fight like hell

they're gonna have to pay her off to stand down, big time
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (j9HX3)

They're gonna have to drag her out of the WH

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (I2VcN)

631 Doesn't Trump have a rally in Alabama tomorrow? If so, should be interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (gLRfa)

632 the thing is is, the afghan army was suppsed to use those rides, not give thm to the other guys.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (kEWpi)

633 Again, this was a complete dillusional inversion of what has transpired here...


He's acting as if he's responding to a natural disaster or some terrorist attack and not a catastrophe the he and his Junta are directly responsible for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (GOGEo)

634
Depends on the vehicle. Some, yes, others, no.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (VcFUs)


Thermite in the gun barrels? Or just grenades and C-4?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (s2VJv)

Thermite on circuit card chassis, c4 on critical moving parts, artillery, cannot tell you, i was air defense and we were forever training to destroy in place and move out as the army's newest infantry unit.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (VcFUs)

635 Let the Female Officers Park them?
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (d3b3p)
++++
BOOM

:: garrett drops the mic ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (DCdYk)

636 "WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO TRUST THE TALIBAN, MR. PRESIDENT?"

Well, compared to us, they seem pretty trustworthy, don't you think?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (pbStR)

637 "554 Press corp smells blood.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (700n7)"

They're in on it. Part of the deal is that they play along with Biden being not-senile until it's time to toss him under the bus and expend him - at which point they get to have their fun.

Now is that time.

Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (DS/kF)

638 At first blush is the media is not buying his patter. In fact I think he did hims8a worse blow.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (E7vND)

639 There was when I was in.

Can't say what the training is like now, but can guess.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (3P/5p)

I was hoping, but needed confirmation.

Thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (Q9lwr)

640 So ethanol is bad like corn syrup?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (X04zC)

641  "This was inevitable, it doesn't matter when we left. This was always going to be messy."

(paraphrased)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:14 PM (DCdYk)

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"It was inevitable" is avoiding the obvious, which is, " what steps were taken to mitigate the risk?"

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (FXW3a)

642 re:"It's scary when he starts to get full of himself. That's when the lies really begin to flow."

Biden's already loading up his rocket powered 18-wheeler to drive over there, strangle some Tolly-bon, and bring our people home in time for ice cream. That's probably why his speech was delayed. He underestimated how long it would take to fill up the tank to drive that far.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (SOV+T)

643 I can imagine walking up to a Taliban checkpoint, flashing an American passport and saying, "Hi, guys. Biden said you'd give me safe passage t the airport."

Posted by: Toad-O at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (cct0t)

644 619 I think Dr Jill will actually fight like hell

they're gonna have to pay her off to stand down, big time
----------------
That's a shit ton of hooker stockings.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (/MaDp)

645 344 I guarantee that they had to submit those questions ahead of time. This is as choreographed as any (bad) ballet.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (NXZ4e)

O.k., but then a rogue reporter can go off-script.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (TZgEk)

646 Let the Female Officers Park them?
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (d3b3p)

*piano music stops*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (guGkK)

647 623 @HeyTammyBruce 1m

Jennifer Griffin @FoxNews: "I'm having a hard time digesting what we just heard... there were so many misrepresentations of what is happening on the ground..."
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)

========

"Most honest president ever!"
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

648 598 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
=====

banana in the tailpipe...works every time

Posted by: Bones at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (gJib6)

649 "Give us time, we're working as fast as we can to remove dislikes!"
--Youtube Commissars
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI)


I think just like the Dominion vote, they have an algorithm to remove downvotes, but it can't keep up with the actual number. At this point, they've made about 4x the standard believable number, when it's probably double that.

Back when this first started, they were trying to do algorithms for the entire thing rather than manually adjusting which is what they do now. However, they wound up removing number of views and upvotes along with the undesirable downvotes. They've had 8 months to get it right. Check again later today and then tomorrow and you'll see some very different numbers.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (wAnMi)

650 Thermite. The heat generated changes the heat treating of the metal. Besides burning thru it.
Posted by: r




what he said

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (kEWpi)

651 > Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?

Thermite through the engine block is pretty damn permanent.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (UW2ZS)

652 I sense another new, deadly covid variant being announced, I mean discovered.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (MxEKc)

653 The hour-long delay was so that the WH aides could write the questions for the reporters and assign who would ask which ones, and also so they had time to write the answers for Senile Joe.

Media Theater of the Absurd and Pathetic.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (k4dH2)
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Just like normal for a Democrat. It took longer than usual because there are no good answers.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (xqRaG)

654 Meanwhile, back at CCP headquarters, the PLA strategy meetings are in full swing.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (FrjjO)

655 Best speeches in American history

1. Gettysburg address
2. Biden speech today

- MSM

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (GQ5VU)

656 NP, CBD.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (3P/5p)

657 when is it that hiding biden's issues becomes treasn?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (kEWpi)

658 Sweet Baby Jesus. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

659 595 Fucking press. Major Garret talking about his tone, although now his is effectively calling him a liar
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 01:19 PM (ufFY

From the second half I caught the tone seemed to me to be 'tired as fuck'.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (700n7)

660 But we have been assured that the people in charge are all super qualified because they went to Ivy League schools.

Posted by: Ron at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (pOrFv)

661 Liar!

https://youtu.be/gtTGfWDamVE

Three Dog Night

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (4I/2K)

662 Joey never did lie very well, so there's that

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (3byMq)

663 Hey, Porridge Brain got only around 4:1 downvotes per upvote on YouTube. Not too shabby. He held up well.

/sarc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (DCdYk)

664 Why bother having the stiffs stand behind him?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (I2VcN)

665 > artillery, cannot tell you

Thermite in the breech.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (UW2ZS)

666 I've watched videos on Facebook on how they thermite weld railroad rails together. Amazing stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (OCTRt)

667 O.k., but then a rogue reporter can go off-script.
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (TZgEk)


That's what we just saw. The reporter "adjusted" the question, so Joe told him it wasn't the question (he had) and answered the pre-scripted question. Then attempted to correct course. He won't be picked in the future.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (wAnMi)

668 652 I sense another new, deadly covid variant being announced, I mean discovered.
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (MxEKc)
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Released?

Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (xqRaG)

669 Here's a takeaway question :


Why is a single Afghani getting out before the last American?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (d3b3p)

670 but the Deep State is pissed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (trdmm)

Why? They've worked at this for years.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (H6twj)

671 548 He;'s out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM (DCdYk)

The Dem knives will come out soon. No Dem will have ever trusted or liked him. The man has 50 years of dirt to dig up. The stories that leak out about him will be epic.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (BJKQV)

672 resign, illegitimate dunce

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (3byMq)

673 Jane,

Laugh.

Stan and his minions hate humor, and hate being mocked.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (3P/5p)

674 at the G7 meeting, and they all "agreed" with his decision.

I had a friend who presented a business proposal to a room full of Japanese businessmen. As he spoke, he could see them indicating approval.

Later, he found out that they were merely indicating that they understood what he was saying.

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

675 I wanna cry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (GPwVZ)

676 General Keane is on Fox just gobsmacked over what he heard. "I'm stunned."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

677 Joe channeled his inner Kamala and sucked

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (uCLWI)

678 I wonder what the French thinks about what Biden said about helping with their evacuations?

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (cF8AT)

679 artillery, cannot tell you

Thermite in the breech.
Posted by: bonhomme
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (3P/5p)

680 Yeah Thermite burns so hot it ruins tempering, making hard steel softer

"Most honest president ever!"
-Jonah Goldberg

"We ended our tallied lies section of the website because this president is so honest!"
--Washington Post

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

681 My husband just called. He's almost home. He just said, "I honestly feel like crying over what is being done to our country and the world."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

682 The hour-long delay was so that the WH aides could write the questions for the reporters and assign who would ask which ones, and also so they had time to write the answers for Senile Joe.

Media Theater of the Absurd and Pathetic.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (k4dH2)

And now we know the reason why he did not go to a Fox reporter.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (H6twj)

683 at the G7 meeting, and they all "agreed" with his decision.

I doubt that seriously.. They seem to have been taken by surprise over it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (I2VcN)

684 I like how Biden told the reporter he asked the wrong question, and told him what the correct one was and gave his answer. Don't change the script.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (wpJDK)

685 Afghanistan is the same place it was in 1989, 1842, hell in Alexander the Great's time.

That absolutely NOBODY can be bothered to learn EVER is a stunning indictment.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (OUMaO)

686 We're not in good hands, are we?

Posted by: Allstate at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (Agraw)

687 I thought the deep state chose Joe. Are they now indicating they are wrong?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (TayrX)

688 Hunter has got to be crapping his pants right now.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (BJKQV)

689 Thermite in the breech.
Posted by: bonhomme


"Hand Grenade down the barrel works fine for us"
--Captain Winters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

690 will there be a breech of 700 before nood, one wonders

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (3byMq)

691 *phew*

Just when it looked like things had gone right into the shitter, Joe tells us that America is leading the world again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (guGkK)

692 The British and French kept their embassies open. Why didn't we????

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

693 664 Why bother having the stiffs stand behind him?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:23 PM (I2VcN)

To show he is backed by the apparatus of the state. If they wanted to show him as the Man, facing down evil with it all on his shoulders alone, they would have sent him out alone. That would have been a more stirring image, but they do not want to present that because they know instinctively no one believes it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (csEWM)

694 676 General Keane is on Fox just gobsmacked over what he heard. "I'm stunned."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

IKR

he said "folks, this is our President"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (uCLWI)

695 Let the Female Officers Park them?
Posted by: garrett

SMH, do you care to comment? Probably shouldn't bring up the crocs. That wouldn't be very nice.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (FrjjO)

696 1966 I didn't realize how curvy Cat Woman was in her black leather suit

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (znIQ9)

697 youtube has 4x dislikes than likes
Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2021 01:17 PM

Ok, how about now?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (OssQ4)

698 >>Afghanistan is the same place it was in 1989, 1842, hell in Alexander the Great's time.

>That absolutely NOBODY can be bothered to learn EVER is a stunning indictment.


Mostly because we didn't nuke them.

Mostly.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (d3b3p)

699 @HeyTammyBruce 1m

Jennifer Griffin @FoxNews: "I'm having a hard time digesting what we just heard... there were so many misrepresentations of what is happening on the ground..."
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)

Definition: Bidenism -Lie so big and lie so often so that your opponents are so overwhelmed by bullshit that they're crippled by not knowing where to start.

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (1Yy3c)

700 at the G7 meeting, and they all "agreed" with his decision.

My guess is that they agreed with the idea of withdrawing from Afghanistan somehow, but not this cluster futz

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

701 681 My husband just called. He's almost home. He just said, "I honestly feel like crying over what is being done to our country and the world."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

Me too.. It's been a bad week.. And even more for your husband who lost his Mother

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (I2VcN)

702 We're not in good hands, are we?
Posted by: Allstate
___

I am.

Jesus' hands are pretty secure.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (3P/5p)

703 Jesus H. Christ, what a fuck-up.

Look, hypothetically, can I stay Vice President and you pick somebody else to take the blame for the aftermath of this clownshow?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (pbStR)

704 For crying out loud, how hard is it to put a cup of sand in the gas tank of the vehicles? They are in Afghanistan.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (OQcPl)

705 So ethanol is bad like corn syrup?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM


It's better in a martini than corn syrup.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (m+jkK)

706 "I like how Biden told the reporter he asked the wrong question, and told him what the correct one was and gave his answer. Don't change the script."


That never happened. Misinformation and you will be cancelled if you bring it up again.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (MxEKc)

707 I'd like to see a meme/internet comic with GWB and Biden. Here's the scene: W is drawn as a chimp (such as was done during his admin.) with a speech bubble saying "Nucular weapons" and Biden vacantly staring and thinking "Why can't I talk so good". Too bad I cant draw worth anything or meme....

Posted by: Mishdog at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (cqAUI)

708 Didn't anyone read The Last Centurions? Rings gives a class on how to destroy stuff. Abrams are a bitch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (Jxqr2)

709
Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?

Cash for Clunkers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

710 Harris, Blinken and Joe.

Winkin, blinken and nod.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (cB84n)

711 Jen, there was a lot of screaming as he was walking off.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (cF8AT)

thanks Tami,

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (5HZN2)

712 So what wasn't a lie? I count several lies:
1. We worked with NATO
2. The G7 approved of our plans
3. This was inevitable
4. The consensus was that the ANA would hold out until December (this is a two-parted; also ties into 3)
5. The Taliban aren't stopping Americans at checkpoints.
6. Our allies are fully convinced of our legitimacy and competence

I count only two likely truths:
1. We aren't expanding the perimeter around the airport because we're afraid.
2. There'll be a G7 meeting next week

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (DCdYk)

713 sidebar: Ed MOrrissey is giddy and nearly sexually aroused...

"Richards decided that the models' skirts should be shorter and said that he liked the models to look as if they were going out on a date," the suit says. "At his suggestion, models wore bikinis on the show more frequently."

Sooo, the producer of Jeopardy wanted the models...to look like...models.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (Bmy3R)

714 We're not in good hands, are we?
Posted by: Allstate
___

I am.

Jesus' hands are pretty secure.
Posted by: SMH


*fistbump.
And the Big Guy too.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (OCTRt)

715 Welp, if you're an American trying to get the hell out of Afghanistan and you're not at least in Kabul, you're completely screwed.


Iran hostage situation 2 electric boogaloo.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

716 @676

>>General Keane is on Fox just gobsmacked over what he heard. "I'm stunned."

As everyone should be.

As I said, this news conference was a complete inversion of what is transpiring here.

He's talking about the unfolding catastrophe in Afghanistan as if it's some natural disaster or event that he is not 100 percent responsible for creating.

It's incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (GOGEo)

717 628 Jennifer Griffin calling this an alternate reality
___________

Biden has to lie.

If he told the truth about the massive idiocy and incompetence of himself and his puppeteers, the Deep State would have to worry about a real insurrection -- and not the kind where unarmed tourists in buffalo hats roam through the Capitol halls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (k4dH2)

718 SMH, do you care to comment? Probably shouldn't bring up the crocs. That wouldn't be very nice.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
___

I'm not an officer, so no, I can't.

And I'm sure garrett's crocs are fabulous.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (3P/5p)

719 Jesus' hands are pretty secure.

https://youtu.be/DLdTseMr4F8

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

720 At this very moment, as we type on this thread, Barack Obama is doing the Ickey Shuffle at his Martha's Vinyard mansion.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (JTpIQ)

721 At least the questions stayed on the topic of the evacuation. Not "what about your gaaaaaaffes" and such.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (TZgEk)

722 My husband just called. He's almost home. He just said, "I honestly feel like crying over what is being done to our country and the world."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (ptqGC)


Hope you're meeting him at the door with a cold adult beverage and a shoulder rub.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (wAnMi)

723 Joe biden personally evacuated 1000 people out of Afghanistan on AF1. Piloted it himself. Ask anyone. The regular pilots were too scared. So he jumped in the seat and did it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (TayrX)

724 I wonder if that was some kind of sign.

That we're totally screwed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (Xrfse)

725 When do we start calling it "The Rape of Kubul?"

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (jIL4c)

726 Hey, it's been about 15 minutes...

Did we mention Beau was in Iraq?

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (/BlEx)

727 Afghan National Forest?
All 300 of them?
RYFKM???

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (FtJ1S)

728 693 likes. 3.1K dislikes.

For now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (OssQ4)

729 This busty blonde in a tight, thin shirt and cutoff shorts didn't buy a word of it:
https://is.gd/sXHsHf

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (DCdYk)

730 Biden has to lie.


in fairness, it is not a lie if you believe it

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (kEWpi)

731 Cash for Clunkers

Yeah resin in the engine does a solid job of destroying it. Sadly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

732 >>>Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

=====
Let him my 20 year old son drive them in the wintertime. Ah, who am I kidding. Could be any season.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (KQDOS)

733 And the Big Guy too.
Posted by: rickb223
___

Well, duh.

They're kind of a 3 in 1 deal.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (3P/5p)

734 @townhallcom

A reporter asks President Biden why the U.S. didn't evacuate Americans and allies before the troop withdrawal as the Taliban would take over at some point.

Biden blames the Afghan military. Walks away as a reporter shouts, "Why do you continue to trust the Taliban?"

For those that missed it:

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yjq6vowo

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (cF8AT)

735 Filtering the available info and lies, I believe the Big Miscalculation and intel failure is not how fast the Afghan forces would collapse, BUT WHEN THE TALIBAN WOULD BEGIN ITS ALL-OUT OFFENSIVE.

Team Joe believed the Taliban would not begin a nation-wide offensive until AFTER all of our troops were gone.

Team Biden was out-foxed by the Taliban. The Taliban knew its ground opponents would rapidly fold under an nation-wide assault. They picked the time of attack while the vast majority of US civilians and Afghan aides were still in-country, with Bagram closed and no US ground combat units in-country.

Sun-Tzu: Successful commanders know both their army and the enemy's army.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (AMIL/)

736 Hope you're meeting him at the door with a cold adult beverage and a shoulder rub.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (wAnMi)

---------------


Yep. And a steak dinner tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

737 "One of the grittiest, most honest and heartfelt pieces of rhetoric that ever issued from the mouth of an American president."

-- Jen Rubin, Conservative

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (guGkK)

738 Well, I'm reassured!

Posted by: Brain Damaged Pedo at the Lincoln Project at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (JPdYq)

739 >>This busty blonde in a tight, thin shirt and cutoff shorts didn't buy a word of it:
https://is.gd/sXHsHf



Zounds!

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (d3b3p)

740 The 100 generals are going to pen an op-ed about this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (TayrX)

741 676 General Keane is on Fox just gobsmacked over what he heard. "I'm stunned."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

IKR

he said "folks, this is our President"
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (uCLWI)

Maybe everyone will stop asking for Biden to speak to the nation. Imagine China, Pakistan, Iran, etc. along with the NATO allies. GB who just censored him yesterday.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (5HZN2)

742 Ok, how about now?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:26 PM (OssQ4)


Wow, a thousand just went up in a puff of smoke.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (wAnMi)

743 When the McCain funeral is over, we should have a service for Beau.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (/BlEx)

744 Goebbels would be proud....

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (6Je/Q)

745 Filtering the available info and lies, I believe the Big Miscalculation and intel failure is not how fast the Afghan forces would collapse, BUT WHEN THE TALIBAN WOULD BEGIN ITS ALL-OUT OFFENSIVE. ...
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (AMIL/)
++++
There's probably a lot to that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (DCdYk)

746 Joe biden personally evacuated 1000 people out of Afghanistan on AF1. Piloted it himself. Ask anyone

"I was there, dodging automatic weapons fire on the tarmac! I saw it! I'd have done it but I was too busy dodging. Hic. ARF ARF ARF"
--Hillary Klin-Ton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

747 I thought the deep state chose Joe. Are they now indicating they are wrong?

He's just their leadoff batter and he's fought off a lot of pitches. Change of batter coming.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (AytXr)

748 This busty blonde in a tight, thin shirt and cutoff shorts didn't buy a word of it:
https://is.gd/sXHsHf


Oh my.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (guGkK)

749 Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?
-----------------------------
Take the keys with you. Duh!

Posted by: Karen at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (UHVv4)

750 @729 Wow. I mean, WOW. Thanks.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (ZHVt1)

751 "678 I wonder what the French thinks about what Biden said about helping with their evacuations?
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (cF8AT)"

He rolls it up and puts it inside the dildo his wife pegs him with.

Posted by: fringe at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (FPur3)

752 Biden promised that all Americans in Afghanistan will be able to come home if they want to, even if it's as remains in a pine box a few decades from now.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

753 He's just their leadoff batter and he's fought off a lot of pitches. Change of batter coming.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (AytXr)
___

And Stan is their manager.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (3P/5p)

754 Goebbels would be proud....
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (6Je/Q)


Goebbels would ship Biden to the Russian front after laughing his ass off for an hour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (guGkK)

755 Team Biden was out-foxed by the Taliban.

Posted by: Gref


Team Bia Den was outfoxed by guys who fuck goats.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (OCTRt)

756 When the McCain funeral is over, we should have a service for Beau.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (/BlEx)

----------------


Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

757 Yep. And a steak dinner tonight.

God bless you. I cannot help but think of that scene in The Magnificent Seven when Charles Bronson's character explains courage to the little boys.

"Don't you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards.

"You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there's nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage. Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery.

"That's why I never even started anything like that... that's why I never will."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

758 This was like a fitting room where they put clothes back on the emperor, what a mess.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (ONvIw)

759 My husband just called. He's almost home. He just said, "I honestly feel like crying over what is being done to our country and the world."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

Hope you're meeting him at the door with a cold adult beverage and a shoulder rub.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (wAnMi)

Wrapped in Cling Wrap.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (4I/2K)

760 Biden promised that all Americans in Afghanistan will be able to come home if they want to,


But why would they want to? The Taliban have so much to offer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (TayrX)

761 The Taliban is thinking right now...

"Why not kill them all? What are they going to do? Invade?"

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (/BlEx)

762
Pull the oil drain plug, leave the engine running, preferably with a big-ass rock on the accelerator.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (n+4am)

763 No one on Fox is buying an of his bullshit. They are lit.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

764 This is all going according to plan. Biden was hung out to dry today.

The media is hammering him now.
They got the memo

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (mR6Gs)

765 Biden has to lie.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (k4dH2)

He's spent 50 incompetent, corrupt years in government & never had to face real-world results of his decisions. He's falling back to old stand-bys of lying, distracting & blaming. But his MSM buddies can't cover this up for him.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (BJKQV)

766 This was like a fitting room where they put clothes back on the emperor, what a mess.
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (ONvIw)
++++
Holy shit that's good, CN. I'd add the word "try" - "where they *try* to put the clothes" - but that is great and I am stealing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (DCdYk)

767 752 Biden promised that all Americans in Afghanistan will be able to come home if they want to, even if it's as remains in a pine box a few decades from now.
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

A demented statement....

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (6Je/Q)

768 NPR reporter: What you are saying does square with the images we are seeing and reporting on the ground from colleagues.

Biden then ran out of the room.

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (RHGPo)

769 The Taliban is thinking right now...

"Why not kill them all? What are they going to do? Invade?"
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (/BlEx)



Whut? Did they not hear about our Over-the-Horizon Capabilities???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (guGkK)

770 Biden promised that all Americans in Afghanistan will be able to come home if they want to,

Will they screen out Trump supporters?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (cSyAR)

771 Unemployment is at its lowest at any point in taliban rule. You could call it an Afghanistan succes story!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (TayrX)

772 "621 with reference to the piece J.J. quoted this morning, I think the Far Left is overjoyed at the way America has been humiliated - but the Deep State is pissed. Looks like this is fracturing the coalition that tied them together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (trdmm)"

The easily missed aspect of this is that Biden's end of this disagreement is effectively China's end of it.

The PRC is going to waltz right in, throw cash at the Taliban, and have their way with all manner of resources, not to mention the rail line.

Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (DS/kF)

773 So, still no links from Pepe about the Floyd Roseberry being an actor, huh?

I'm waiting.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (OssQ4)

774 @761

...but the optics!

Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (S1hrL)

775 "Don't you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards."

"You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally, it buries them under the ground. And there's nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage. Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery.

"That's why I never even started anything like that... that's why I never will."

___

Amen.

Love that movie.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (3P/5p)

776 Norms restored.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

777 Did Biden demand Harris be there as a threat-- he forced her to stand there and nod along with lies, taking co-ownership.

Saying, you can't take me out without sinking her?

Delicious if so. Like Rocky Road ice cream.

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (jIL4c)

778 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:30 PM (guGkK)

The reason wikipedia calls this fratboytarian

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (ONvIw)

779 Just saw - when they first walk out all wearing their masks, a lady leans out of the doorway to take a picture. Not wearing a mask. Fuck them all with an old redwood grapestake.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (wAnMi)

780 No one on Fox is buying an of his bullshit. They are lit.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (ptqGC)



James Murdoch's stupid wife still has faith in Biden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (guGkK)

781
Whut? Did they not hear about our Over-the-Horizon Capabilities???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (guGkK)


Ham radio. And ham is haram.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2021 01:34 PM (Ti+Tv)

782 Hot Pakistani chick on FOX right now

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (mR6Gs)

783 And my 10-year-old daughter turned to me and asked, "Why are those bad men shouting at our President, daddy?" and I had to answer, "I don't know, honey. I just don't know" as the tears coursed down our cheeks.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (UHVv4)

784 No one on Fox is buying an of his bullshit. They are lit.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Hell, no one at Fox's slightly crazier brother - CNN - is buying it, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (DCdYk)

785 Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery.

"That's why I never even started anything like that... that's why I never will."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I forgot about that speech. Deep. No snark.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (OCTRt)

786 A demented statement....
___

Yeah, his daddy Stan is kinda demented also, what with him thinking he was above God and all.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (3P/5p)

787 "Did Biden demand Harris be there as a threat-- he forced her to stand there and nod along with lies, taking co-ownership."

That's the impression I'm getting. She was skating off to Viet Name five minutes ago. Bet that's cancelled.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (7MBHe)

788 Anyone here monitoring CNN and MSNBC ?
What are they saying?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (mR6Gs)

789 And my 10-year-old daughter turned to me and asked, "Why are those bad men shouting at our President, daddy?" and I had to answer, "I don't know, honey. I just don't know" as the tears coursed down our cheeks.

And then, starting with one, then building as everyone stood, the whole store applauded.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

790 Female reporter on Fox "I have in my hand documents from a translator on the ground hiding out with his family."


This reporter says she has friends and family on the ground in Afghanistan. They have no way to get to the airport without risking their lives.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

791 Was heels-up recalled or was her trip cancelled?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:36 PM (DCdYk)

792 The media is hammering him now.
They got the memo
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (mR6Gs)

"Et tu MSNNN...Scranton..I mean New York..uhhh...uhhhh...T-T-uhhh. C'mon Brute!"

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:36 PM (BJKQV)

793 "No one on Fox is buying an of his bullshit. They are lit."

Playing their bit as controlled opposition.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 20, 2021 01:36 PM (7MBHe)

794 Filtering the available info and lies, I believe the Big Miscalculation and intel failure is not how fast the Afghan forces would collapse, BUT WHEN THE TALIBAN WOULD BEGIN ITS ALL-OUT OFFENSIVE. ...
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (AMIL/)

I think it was Cotton the other day who said something about another tactical mistake was not having an ordered withdrawal before fighting season began. I know people want to scoffaw at that , but Cotton explained that in Afghanistan, the winters are so brutal in many areas that the fighters simply hole up . Once the weather breaks, the party is on, and we have learned that over the years there when to expect an increase in insurrgency. Current season is full on fighting season, which the US military used to be prepared for with intelligence and troops. Instead we walked out.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:36 PM (5HZN2)

795 I forgot about that speech. Deep. No snark.

Its simple because his character is a simple man but it was so powerful and true. It made the movie something even better than it was, by showing all those gunmen knew and understood who they were and who they were not. It explains why they defended this village in the first place.

Its one of my favorite scenes of all time in any movie, and Bronson nailed it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

796 Did Biden demand Harris be there as a threat-- he forced her to stand there and nod along with lies, taking co-ownership.


That's exactly why she was there. Biden wanted to spread the manure around, and Heelzup hated every second of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (guGkK)

797 616 There are very few problems that can't be solved with thermite.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 01:20 PM (MN0zW)

If not solved, then at least eliminated.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (6dBSP)

798 The Far Left is taking over the Process... I do believe this... Marxism is supplanting the old guard Euro Socialists... they miscalculated, looks like.

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (6Je/Q)

799 759 My husband just called. He's almost home. He just said, "I honestly feel like crying over what is being done to our country and the world."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

Hope you're meeting him at the door with a cold adult beverage and a shoulder rub.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM (wAnMi)

Wrapped in Cling Wrap.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (4I/2K)

Why would you wrap a beer in Cling Wrap?

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (1Yy3c)

800 I just paid $43 for a pizza and a fettuccini alfredo.

FUCK Joe Biden.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

801 "Did Biden demand Harris be there as a threat-- he forced her to stand there and nod along with lies, taking co-ownership."

That's the impression I'm getting. She was skating off to Viet Name five minutes ago. Bet that's cancelled.
Posted by: squid_hunt at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (7MBHe)

A thought.

If Biden is such a fuck up, why should his "partner", the VP, get away scot-free?
She DOES own this too

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (mR6Gs)

802 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

803 The Taliban is thinking right now...

"Why not kill them all? What are they going to do? Invade?"
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (/BlEx)


I'm sure they've already been working on which ones they can ransom and get money for, and which ones will die for propaganda. They won't let anything go to waste.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (wAnMi)

804 Any morons participating in the when joe leaves lottery have a date that falls next week?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (FrjjO)

805 It's opposites day....so piss on it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

806 If the Taliban find the documents the translators are carrying that give them passage out of Afghanistan, they will be killed.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

807 @TheFirstonTV 4m

ABC Host: "The president said he has no intelligence that the Americans have not been able to get [to the Kabul airport]. The question, obviously--does that square with reporting on ground?"

Reporter: "Just totally not."

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (cF8AT)

808 "...to save Americans and the not-Americans from the embassy and a, how many, beat-the-clock drink special. And Jill and I would like to wish a very Merry Christmas to you all, peas, and carrots. Thank you."

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (xK9An)

809 It is peculiar that the press and pundits are hammering this so hard, and the only reason I can think that it is happening is because the deep state and the military/industrial complex wanted to keep the war going forever and are taking their anger out on Biden for defying them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

810 So ethanol is bad like corn syrup?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021


***
Gives your car heartburn, man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (/XOcP)

811 heh, fucking garret, that was a good one

badda bing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (M+Lyo)

812 Kamala's mask isn't for COVID, it's to hide her massive grin. First Female President.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (BJKQV)

813
And my 10-year-old daughter turned to me and asked, "Why are those bad men shouting at our President, daddy?" and I had to answer, "I don't know, honey. I just don't know" as the tears coursed down our cheeks.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:35 PM (UHVv4)


CheChe lives...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (n+4am)

814 Aren't Friday afternoons when stories go to die?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

815 Realistically, I know most of us believe Biden's reign of error has an expiration date, but do you think most libs feel the same? Are they also looking for that turning point where he's ditched?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

816 Let's say Trump had been impeached --and removed--over his handling of Covid. Wouldn't Pence have to go too? He was put in CHARGE of the response.

Same with Biden/Harris.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

817 Was heels-up recalled or was her trip cancelled?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Third option, it was all bullshit to begin with.

Is anything at all happening in Vietnam right now besides an uptick in Hanoi mentions?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (OssQ4)

818 793 "No one on Fox is buying an of his bullshit. They are lit."

Playing their bit as controlled opposition.
Posted by: squid_hunt

THIS. I haven't forgotten how they helped Biden get into office by calling AZ way too early on election night. They can ef themselves sideways with a large pineapple. I refuse to watch even Tucker or Gutfeld, Fox is guilty, guilty, guilty of every drop of American blood that gets shed in this debacle.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (GZ/yK)

819 THEY'RE NOT GONNA PIN THIS CLUSTERFUCK ON ME!!!!

Posted by: Heelzupp Harris at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (guGkK)

820 "If Biden is such a fuck up, why should his "partner", the VP, get away scot-free? She DOES own this too"

There is no one in Washington that I want to see in office or post by the end of the year.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (7MBHe)

821 Do the Americans left in Afghanistan deserve to live?

Have they been vaccinated?
Are they wearing masks?
Have they taken racial sensitivity training?
Do they use the proper pronouns?

Let's just back the bus up until we get the answers.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (/BlEx)

822 I think it was Cotton the other day who said something about another tactical mistake was not having an ordered withdrawal before fighting season began. I know people want to scoffaw at that , but Cotton explained that in Afghanistan, the winters are so brutal in many areas that the fighters simply hole up . Once the weather breaks, the party is on, and we have learned that over the years there when to expect an increase in insurrgency. Current season is full on fighting season, which the US military used to be prepared for with intelligence and troops. Instead we walked out.
Posted by: J



what is scoffaw ?

that is actually a very old thing, that is why evrybody wants to start fighting in the spring and finish before the weather goes bad.

see hitlr, russia, ww2

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (kEWpi)

823 Even NeverTrump Jennifer Griffin is pissed.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (ptqGC)

824 Joe Biden press conference: bullshit bullshit bullshit let them eat cake bullshit bullshit bullshit.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (OMZ15)

825 807 @TheFirstonTV 4m

ABC Host: "The president said he has no intelligence that the Americans have not been able to get [to the Kabul airport]. The question, obviously--does that square with reporting on ground?"

Reporter: "Just totally not."
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (cF8AT)

That host could've stopped seven words in.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

826 Meanwhile....

"Lets totally put the Taliban in the Women's Rights Commssion!"
--UN

https://tinyurl.com/44hhvr2h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

827 Aren't Friday afternoons when stories go to die?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

That's why I'm worried bad news is coming later today.

They wanted Biden out there NOW

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)

828 I love The Magnificent Seven, but the Best Western Ever is Seven Samuari on which it's based. And it has a similar speech. And Toshuro Mifune as the Seventh Samuari

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (ZHVt1)

829 I forgot about that speech. Deep. No snark.
Posted by: rickb223
___

This is why I commend the father of my granddaughters.

He owns his own spot of land, raising chickens, horses, and other critters, he's a journeyman electrician, and he even does side work on the weekends so my daughter and their children need not depend on Uncle Sam's "benevolence".

Gonna show that quote to my daughter just to remind her.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (3P/5p)

830 Biden Administration's plan to leave Afghanistan:

1. Pull out all troops.
2. ???
3. Profit.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (AiZBA)

831 Was heels-up recalled or was her trip cancelled?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Third option, it was all bullshit to begin with.

Is anything at all happening in Vietnam right now besides an uptick in Hanoi mentions?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


No extradition treaty.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (OCTRt)

832 626 >> Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?

Let the Female Officers Park them?
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:21 PM (d3b3p)

good one, garrett

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (TZgEk)

833 It is peculiar that the press and pundits are hammering this so hard, and the only reason I can think that it is happening is because the deep state and the military/industrial complex wanted to keep the war going forever and are taking their anger out on Biden for defying them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

eh, I think even they see this guy is a fucking mess. It's rats off a sinking ship. They don't want to down with him. They want to pretend like they been on it the whole time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (M+Lyo)

834 This busty blonde in a tight, thin shirt and cutoff shorts didn't buy a word of it:
https://is.gd/sXHsHf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM


Oh, my...

Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (m+jkK)

835 Lol he had pre-approved questions and still fucked it up. Fuck you, you feeble old rapist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (k7XNV)

836 I love The Magnificent Seven, but the Best Western Ever is Seven Samuari on which it's based. And it has a similar speech. And Toshuro Mifune as the Seventh Samuari
Posted by: Ignoramus
___

I love them both.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (3P/5p)

837 Honestly, I'm a little surprised that Biden didn't take a moment to comment on all the upheaval that's going on at Jeopardy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (guGkK)

838 >> I just paid $43 for a pizza and a fettuccini alfredo.


Wow.

The fucking you are getting is not worth the fucking you are getting!

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (d3b3p)

839 TNN: Tolley-Bahn News Network

In other developments today, the Great Satan has once again lied to his own people for our glorious charity. Inshallah.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (Jxqr2)

840 It is peculiar that the press and pundits are hammering this so hard, and the only reason I can think that it is happening is because the deep state and the military/industrial complex wanted to keep the war going forever and are taking their anger out on Biden for defying them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
++++
To a point. I think this is a fuckup of such catastrophic proportions that someone might actually go down for it - and it ain't gonna be the Deep State and the IC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (DCdYk)

841
has Kamala sucked her last dick?

did she think to herself, 'oh boy, this is the last dick I ever suck' when she did suck her last dick

does she care the whole planet knows she came to power by sucking the right dick?

VP healsup or VP kneepads....


Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (bTQ72)

842 I'm exhausted and pissed off. Need to take a break and get my BP down.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (ptqGC)

843 Let's say Trump had been impeached --and removed--over his handling of Covid. Wouldn't Pence have to go too? He was put in CHARGE of the response.

Same with Biden/Harris.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

They each would have to have individual impeachment trials.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (5HZN2)

844 ame with Biden/Harris.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

Wishful thinking.

Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (S1hrL)

845 Joe just fired his warning shot over 25th removal, saying he'll take Harris with him.

If the talk continues, then senior Dems have called his bluff and are going to remove him, believing they can rehabilitate Harris enough to salvage 2022

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (jIL4c)

846 Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (d3b3p)

Wait until you see what crocs are going for.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (Jxqr2)

847 Filtering the available info and lies, I believe the Big Miscalculation and intel failure is not how fast the Afghan forces would collapse, BUT WHEN THE TALIBAN WOULD BEGIN ITS ALL-OUT OFFENSIVE. ...
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (AMIL/)

We will eventually find out that there was a deal between the Biden Admin, and the Taliban for us to leave, AND we were pulling out in cooperation with them.

Our Pentagon expected the Afghan army to stay in place and die covering while we withdrew, which of course, they did not, as it was suicide. Thus, the 'unexpected' collapse.

But this is all being directed by Pakistan. Remember, they are the ones who HID Bin Laden himself from us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (oHd/0)

848 No one on Fox is buying an of his bullshit. They are lit.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 01:33 PM (ptqGC)
*********
I know this is Sandra and Trey and they have been good about ripping Biden, but it's some of the other shows with the new revamps that have been fun to watch. Biden is a goldfish and they are sharks. It's been brutal.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (NpAcC)

849 Joe had to leave abruptly -- it's only two hours till the Early Bird Specials.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (UHVv4)

850 It is peculiar that the press and pundits are hammering this so hard, and the only reason I can think that it is happening is because the deep state and the military/industrial complex wanted to keep the war going forever and are taking their anger out on Biden for defying them.
Posted by: Christopher R


that is not it, there was no more $ in afghanistan, if anything they are pissed for having this be a shitshow where they seem imcompetnt

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (kEWpi)

851 834 This busty blonde in a tight, thin shirt and cutoff shorts didn't buy a word of it:
https://is.gd/sXHsHf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM

Oh, my...
Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM (m+jkK)

She is fit, but is setting off my 'way too young looking' alarms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (csEWM)

852 >>821 Do the Americans left in Afghanistan deserve to live?

"That's a great question, Bob. I mean, Susan, whatever one you are. And the answer is No. As my administration has said, when you have, you have a, a question like that you have to say, hey, it's gonna be like sexing a pot pie. And the answer is, no man, nobody wants to do that. I mean, do you? Do I? Does Cilla Black? Or kind of thing?"

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (xK9An)

853 "Is there training on how to permanently disable vehicles in the event they have to be left behind?"

Yes. I was part of the S-3 for 3D LAR BN. We routinely set our command post forward of the main body (moving 1-2 times a day/night) We had SOP on how to destroy any equipment in case our position was overrun. Almost every training op in the field included that scenario.

So there is NO excuse to leave any of our own equipment behind in working order.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (49Exr)

854 Kamala's mask isn't for COVID, it's to hide her massive grin. First Female President.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (BJKQV)

The media has been dying to say, "MADAM PRESIDENT" since that glorious election night, 2016.

They will soon get their wish.

God Help Us.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)

855 840 To a point. I think this is a fuckup of such catastrophic proportions that someone might actually go down for it - and it ain't gonna be the Deep State and the IC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (DCdYk)

========

Biden's not going to back down.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

856 Anybody know if the government will pick up an Uber tab to HKIA? Since people are on their own until they get to the airport, I figured I'd ask. All this Uber drivers look like Tolly bon anyway. Should be safe. Amirite?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (kbvR/)

857 "Biden Administration's plan to leave Afghanistan:
"

You have that in reverse, buddy.

Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (TwA+r)

858 Seriously, I think Valerie Jarrett is the real brains behind this catastrophe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (guGkK)

859 Rio Bravo is the best fun western ever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (csEWM)

860 770 Biden promised that all Americans in Afghanistan will be able to come home if they want to,

Will they screen out Trump supporters?
______________

Yep -- and the unvaccinated. Unless they're brown-skinned, of course. Everybody knows that brown-skinned people can't infect others, which is why Biden is permitting thousands of infected third-world illegal aliens to flood across our southern border every day.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (k4dH2)

861 eh, I think even they see this guy is a fucking mess. It's rats off a sinking ship. They don't want to down with him. They want to pretend like they been on it the whole time

But he's been a mess since midway through the campaign, and was known as a window-licking incompetent before that. This is different.

But I disagree that anyone's head is going to roll over this. They are just beating the dog until it remembers its place in the world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

862 Ya think!? Dolt...

@BillKristol 24m

Neither Biden's speech nor his answers to questions were reassuring.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (cF8AT)

863 >>She is fit, but is setting off my 'way too young looking' alarms.


I just look for ink. If I see it, I don't feel half as bad.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (d3b3p)

864 838 >> "I just paid $43 for a pizza and a fettuccini alfredo."


Ichiban whacked me $120 for Door Dashed chicken and fried rice for 3.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (/BlEx)

865 >>854 Kamala's mask isn't for COVID, it's to hide her massive grin. First Female President.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (BJKQV)

Moist.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (xK9An)

866 I love The Magnificent Seven, but the Best Western Ever is Seven Samuari on which it's based. And it has a similar speech. And Toshuro Mifune as the Seventh Samuari
Posted by: Ignoramus

Spoiler, they all die.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (Y5qcH)

867 Honestly, I'm a little surprised that Biden didn't take a moment to comment on all the upheaval that's going on at Jeopardy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:40 PM

Or at Activision-Blizzard for that matter. Those poor devs are in literally Hell right now!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (OssQ4)

868 858 Seriously, I think Valerie Jarrett is the real brains behind this catastrophe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (guGkK)

I don't know. Certainly the Iraq pull out was just as disastrous for it's people, but did not seem to approach this scale for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (csEWM)

869 Joe just fired his warning shot over 25th removal, saying he'll take Harris with him.

I'm not watching it. What did he say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (ai5jE)

870 "Kamala's mask isn't for COVID, it's to hide her massive grin. First Female President. "

It's to let Willie Brown know the road is closed.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (kbvR/)

871 >>Rio Bravo is the best fun western ever.


It's no Three Amigos.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (d3b3p)

872 She is fit, but is setting off my 'way too young looking' alarms.

Yeah she looks really young but is really cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

873 that is not it, there was no more $ in afghanistan, if anything they are pissed for having this be a shitshow where they seem imcompetnt
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (kEWpi)

The Jack Woltz Gambit

They are being made to look foolish....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (mR6Gs)

874 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
++++
To a point. I think this is a fuckup of such catastrophic proportions that someone might actually go down for it - and it ain't gonna be the Deep State and the IC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (DCdYk)

Simpler, us leaving Afghanistan stops a Metric Fuckton of Graft.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (oHd/0)

875
Kamala's mask isn't for COVID, it's to hide her massive grin. First Female President.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (BJKQV)


Plausible deniability. "I wasn't at that presser, that was my Secret Service double. I was busy with the Haiti thing when Joe went all scriffy on live TV. Don't blame me."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (n+4am)

876 788 David Ignatius on MSNBC is rolling his eyes at the malpractice of Biden. Really discussed with his patter.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (E7vND)

877
She is fit, but is setting off my 'way too young looking' alarms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (csEWM)



yeah, that face looks 13.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

878 851

She is fit, but is setting off my 'way too young looking' alarms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (csEWM)

As age has its' way with us all, " young" is a term that changes its' definition...

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (6Je/Q)

879 25th on the 25th

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (RNzkW)

880 845 Joe just fired his warning shot over 25th removal, saying he'll take Harris with him.

If the talk continues, then senior Dems have called his bluff and are going to remove him, believing they can rehabilitate Harris enough to salvage 2022
Posted by: Mrm88 at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (jIL4c)

Here's a theory. Biden was manipulated by Kamala "last person to leave the room" and her allies into this commiting this debacle to get Biden out and Kamala into the Presidency.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (BJKQV)

881 The press are angry he didn't care enough to get their comrades out before bugging out.

And after this will anyone ever take the job of foreign correspondent? Knowing you will be left behind without a care.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (RLLZj)

882 Yep -- and the unvaccinated. Unless they're brown-skinned, of course. Everybody knows that brown-skinned people can't infect others, which is why Biden is permitting thousands of infected third-world illegal aliens to flood across our southern border every day.
___

As a brown-skinned person myself, this is good to know.

Now, I need to brush up on my Spanish...three years of HS Spanish should suffice.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (3P/5p)

883 I really wanted our border czar to take questions just so I could hear her nervous cackle.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

884 what is scoffaw ?
that is actually a very old thing, that is why evrybody wants to start fighting in the spring and finish before the weather goes bad.
see hitlr, russia, ww2
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:39 PM (kEWpi)

A word to represent the noise , like a snort , people make when they think what is being said is dumb.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (5HZN2)

885 I just look for ink. If I see it, I don't feel half as bad.

Yeah good point. You see ink you know she's no innocent and might need shots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

886
i do not want to hear one squeek about gun control from Biden


he just left 900k+fully auto rifles laying around in A-Stan

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (bTQ72)

887 The mind meld between Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden is so strong, they can move celestial bodies hurtling toward Gaia.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (JTpIQ)

888 I see Hillary emerging soon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (/MaDp)

889 871 >>Rio Bravo is the best fun western ever.


It's no Three Amigos.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (d3b3p)

Silverado for moi... because of all the stereotypes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (oHd/0)

890 I was waiting for Biden to ask everyone what their favorite Chick Fil A sauce was.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (kbvR/)

891 @kathrynw5 11m

The White House has called a lid at 2:30 p.m.

Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (cF8AT)

892 I love The Magnificent Seven, but the Best Western Ever is Seven Samuari on which it's based. And it has a similar speech. And Toshuro Mifune as the Seventh Samuari
Posted by: Ignoramus

Spoiler, they all die.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (Y5qcH)

Magnificently

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

893 @BillKristol
Neither Biden's speech nor his answers to questions were reassuring.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Kristol should be required to formulate every statement like this as "My Guy Biden's speech and answers to questions were not reassuring."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (DCdYk)

894 888 I see Hillary emerging soon.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (/MaDp

========

Emerge? Like from a wasp's nest?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

895 Biden's bullshit has a fast expiration date. It'll be overtaken by facts on the ground, which Biden can't control.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (ZHVt1)

896 Fuck these media assholes who now presume to speak truth to power.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (m/Gc2)

897 As age has its' way with us all, " young" is a term that changes its' definition...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (6Je/Q)

I am saying she looks like she is significantly below 18.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (csEWM)

898 Now, I need to brush up on my Spanish...three years of HS Spanish should suffice.

Eh, just throw a few 'o' s on the end of words and strange sentence structure. It worked for that one celeb's wife for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

899 I see Hillary emerging soon.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (/MaDp)



Nope. Not until the first snowmelt in spring.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (guGkK)

900 788 David Ignatius on MSNBC is rolling his eyes at the malpractice of Biden. Really discussed with his patter.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (E7vND)
===========

Since he is the Press Secretary for the Deep State, that is actually pretty interesting news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (otCYC)

901 word to represent the noise , like a snort , people make when they think what is being said is dumb.
Posted by: J

I have red of the scoff and the guffaw but not the scoffaw

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (kEWpi)

902 TRUMP 2024!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (RNzkW)

903 Is Pete Buttigay our future?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)

904 Even Piss Wallace seems to be piling on.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (otCYC)

905 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (vuisn)

906 903 Is Pete Buttigay our future?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)

I think he's our now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (csEWM)

907
it feels like the press is turning on biden about the same as when Clinton could no longer pshaw the Lewinski stuff away

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (bTQ72)

908 897 As age has its' way with us all, " young" is a term that changes its' definition...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (6Je/Q)

I am saying she looks like she is significantly below 18.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (csEWM)

Ah... have not looked at the picture...

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (6Je/Q)

909 I see Hillary emerging soon.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (/MaDp)

You're not joking and neither have I been.

I believe this has been in the works.

Think about it: The boobs out there think she is competent and experienced.
And maybe, compared to Biden, she is

Also, she'll keep the money flowing to the Deep State.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)

910 871 >>Rio Bravo is the best fun western ever.


It's no Three Amigos.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (d3b3p)

Anyone going to raise a hand (or two) for James Garner's Support Your Local movies?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

911 903 Is Pete Buttigay our future?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)

======

Someone in the administration untouched by the huge failures of the administration?

Maybe. Too bad he has the charisma of a wet tennis ball.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

912 I think everything is going great...

Posted by: James Earl Carter at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (flINI)

913 TRUMP 2024!!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (RNzkW)
=============

National Survival 2021!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (otCYC)

914 904 Even Piss Wallace seems to be piling on.
-------------------
Chris is always a rugged individual, a leader and a man in full.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)

915 Over the horizon capability. Are you fucking kidding me. If Biden had such good over the horizon capability why the fuck did he see this disaster coming.

Everything that has happened in his administration cannot be categorized as unforced errors. This son of a bitch has done all this on purpose.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (OMZ15)

916 Even Piss Wallace seems to be piling on.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (otCYC)
++++
Is he being forced by a Cossack knouter to frame every statement as "Joe Biden - the guy who I helped during the debates in a craven display of captive partisanship - ...?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (DCdYk)

917 Is Pete Buttigay our future?
Posted by: Puddin Head
___

No.

Jesus made sure of that.

Stan's peeps haven't gotten the memo yet.
But they will.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (3P/5p)

918 So there is NO excuse to leave any of our own equipment behind in working order.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:42 PM (49Exr)


We didn't forget, our Woke Commanders decided the Taliban should have the best weapons to defend themselves against future American aggression. They're providing aid and comfort to our enemies. They are traitors. Never forget that.

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (1Yy3c)

919 TRUMP 2024!!
Posted by: B

trump 5:30, edt

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (kEWpi)

920 907
it feels like the press is turning on biden about the same as when Clinton could no longer pshaw the Lewinski stuff away
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (bTQ72)

========

Day 212 of Biden's presidency, too.

If this goes on for a while, this could end up being a generational bit of damage to the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

921 903 Is Pete Buttigay our future?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)
================

He's having a baby, I thought.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (otCYC)

922 652 I sense another new, deadly covid variant being announced, I mean discovered.
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM (MxEKc)

We have the greatest commenters.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (TZgEk)

923 Silverado for moi... because of all the stereotypes.

I love Silverado, its my feel-good western that always is satisfying. One of my favorite of all time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

924 @TheFirstonTV 4m
ABC Host: "The president said he has no intelligence that the Americans have not been able to get [to the Kabul airport]. The question, obviously--does that square with reporting on ground?"
Reporter: "Just totally not."
Posted by: Tami

It is so surreal to watch. They've been lying so long about everything, never challenged, so they're go-to is do what they've always done: lie. Except it seems, this one time, our corrupt press is like, Hey wait, even we can't cover for you on this shit!

Posted by: Biergood at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (FQWHA)

925 Anyone going to raise a hand (or two) for James Garner's Support Your Local movies?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

Sheriff yes. I never liked Gunfighter as well- even with Suzanne Plechett. Mmmmm. Suzanne Plechette...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (csEWM)

926 924 It is so surreal to watch. They've been lying so long about everything, never challenged, so they're go-to is do what they've always done: lie. Except it seems, this one time, our corrupt press is like, Hey wait, even we can't cover for you on this shit!
Posted by: Biergood at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (FQWHA)

========

The press is being fed intel directly by the IC that Biden is full of bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

927 @909: "Also, she'll keep the money flowing to the Deep State."

I could see Hillary trying to primary Kamala in 202 -- doubly so, if international shit hits the fan between now and then in a meaningful way -- but there's no way Kamala gives up the big chair without a real fight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (+WWsf)

928 910 871 >>Rio Bravo is the best fun western ever.


It's no Three Amigos.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (d3b3p)

Anyone going to raise a hand (or two) for James Garner's Support Your Local movies?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

How about Evil Roy Slade.

I love that movie.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (1MF22)

929 *2024

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (+WWsf)

930
Here's a theory. Biden was manipulated by Kamala "last person to leave the room" and her allies into this commiting this debacle to get Biden out and Kamala into the Presidency.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (BJKQV)



I kind of doubt it, mainly because KamelToe isn't that competent. But I can definitely see her running that thought through her mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (n+4am)

931 When will the media start reporting on Biden's sexual perversion,?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (cSyAR)

932 Is Pete Buttigay our future?

Its either him or a black woman as Harris' Veep. And the GOP will have fight fights in the Senate over who gets to vote to approve her first

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

933 Why does leaving your weapons on the battlefield and beating a hasty retreat feel like a negotiated surrender?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (uhPTO)

934 The Socialist Cadre is too young and too stupid.
It looks more and more like they really do think they can burn Joe over this and install Harris.

Anyone with any actual experience would know that Ford was 1000 times the person and politician as Harris.

And the stink of Nixon still sunk him.

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (jIL4c)

935
So there is NO excuse to leave any of our own equipment behind in working order.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

___________

It's being recycled.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (/U27+)

936 "The president said he has no intelligence."

That's all I read.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (3P/5p)

937 Girl is picture is probably in her mid 20's, I would guess... with bolt ons and cosmetic work...

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (6Je/Q)

938 David Ignatius on MSNBC is rolling his eyes at the malpractice of Biden. Really discussed with his patter.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (E7vND)
===========

Since he is the Press Secretary for the Deep State, that is actually pretty interesting news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (otCYC)

The clock is ticking

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (mR6Gs)

939 " They can ef themselves sideways with a large pineapple."

In the philippines, you gotta pay extra for that.

Posted by: squid_hunt at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (7MBHe)

940 NOOD Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (wAnMi)

941 It's no Three Amigos.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (d3b3p)

Anyone going to raise a hand (or two) for James Garner's Support Your Local movies?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

How about Evil Roy Slade.

I love that movie.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (1MF22)

OR maybe... Kirk Douglas 'The Outlaw'? Have not even thought of that movie in YEARS... love the ending.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (oHd/0)

942 Is Pete Buttigay our future?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)
================

He's having a baby, I thought.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (otCYC)

Not mine.

Posted by: Paul Anka at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (4I/2K)

943 I mean...bad optics, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

If you were standing behind Preezy Shartbottom, you'd want to wear a mask, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (fj/t5)

944 We didn't forget, our Woke Commanders decided the Taliban should have the best weapons to defend themselves against future American aggression. They're providing aid and comfort to our enemies. They are traitors. Never forget that.
Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 01:47 PM (1Yy3c)

I read they were shipping in new equipment right up to the end? Either they didn't trust the IC or they were paying the taliban.

The whole thing reminded me of debate prep, or rehearsing for a bad day at commitment court, there wasn't a spontaneous moment, IMO.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (ONvIw)

945 Why does leaving your weapons on the battlefield and beating a hasty retreat feel like a negotiated surrender?
___

Because it is.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (3P/5p)

946 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM

I'm with the guys, here, Joe. She looks like she's about 14. You know what gives it away ?besides her face, I mean. The little piggy cell phone. Too cutesy for someone who's above jail bait age.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (ai5jE)

947 Girl is picture is probably in her mid 20's, I would guess... with bolt ons and cosmetic work...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:49 PM (6Je/Q)

And I hate that patented "selfie" pose....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (mR6Gs)

948 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (khAeP)

949 banana in the tailpipe...works every time
Posted by: Bones at August 20, 2021 01:22 PM


This.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (a3Q+t)

950 > Eh, just throw a few 'o' s on the end of words and strange sentence structure. It worked for that one celeb's wife for years.

Do you see me, friendo?

Posted by: Anton Chigurh at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (UW2ZS)

951 word to represent the noise , like a snort , people make when they think what is being said is dumb.
Posted by: J have red of the scoff and the guffaw but not the scoffaw
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:45 PM (kEWpi)

Don't challenge me to Scrabble, I make the rules! LOL.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (5HZN2)

952 As a brown-skinned person myself, this is good to know.

Now, I need to brush up on my Spanish...three years of HS Spanish should suffice.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA
______________

Just say "no hablo" or "no entiendo" if somebody asks to see a vax card, and you're golden.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (k4dH2)

953 Out of curiousity, any idea how many journalists are in Afghanistan at the moment? Might explain the current antipathy towards Biden from the media.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 20, 2021 01:51 PM (CAJOC)

954 "I'm just imaging the blowout of the Dems that will happen next November! Its orgasmic!!!" - Jim Geraghty, Campaign Spot remover and carpet cleaner extraordinaire

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 20, 2021 01:51 PM (TNyrE)

955 Sheriff yes. I never liked Gunfighter as well- even with Suzanne Plechett. Mmmmm. Suzanne Plechette...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 01:48 PM (csEWM)

But...Suzanne Plechette.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

956 946 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:28 PM

I'm with the guys, here, Joe. She looks like she's about 14. You know what gives it away ?besides her face, I mean. The little piggy cell phone. Too cutesy for someone who's above jail bait age.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 01:50 PM (ai5jE)

A 20 something doing all the stuff that passes for " allure" nowadays, Fen...

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 01:51 PM (6Je/Q)

957
Even Piss Wallace seems to be piling on.
-------------------
Chris is always a rugged individual, a leader and a man in full.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2021 01:46 PM (/MaDp)



...who is full of man. IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 01:51 PM (n+4am)

958 Why haven't we heard from George Bush or Colin Powell or Petraeus, all of the architects of the COIN idiocy. We have squandered a full generation of prosperity on pretending we could change "hearts and minds."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:51 PM (JTpIQ)

959 Anyone going to raise a hand (or two) for James Garner's Support Your Local movies?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021


***
I would, but the original True Grit has all my attention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (/XOcP)

960 847 Filtering the available info and lies, I believe the Big Miscalculation and intel failure is not how fast the Afghan forces would collapse, BUT WHEN THE TALIBAN WOULD BEGIN ITS ALL-OUT OFFENSIVE. ...
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 01:29 PM (AMIL/)

We will eventually find out that there was a deal between the Biden Admin, and the Taliban for us to leave, AND we were pulling out in cooperation with them.

Our Pentagon expected the Afghan army to stay in place and die covering while we withdrew, which of course, they did not, as it was suicide. Thus, the 'unexpected' collapse.

But this is all being directed by Pakistan. Remember, they are the ones who HID Bin Laden himself from us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (oHd/0)


Yeah, that is highly probable. In my scenario and yours, the root cause of the current snafu is Joe believing he could skedaddle all US forces before 9/11 and have at least four months to leisurely evac US civilians and our Afghan translators and other assistants.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (AMIL/)

961 Spoiler, they all die.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (Y5qcH)

Magnificently
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

Bunch of pussies.

Posted by: The Wild Bunch at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (Jxqr2)

962 I would, but the original True Grit has all my attention.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (/XOcP

A great film! Saw it first run.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (ONvIw)

963 The press are angry he didn't care enough to get their comrades out before bugging out. And after this will anyone ever take the job of foreign correspondent? Knowing you will be left behind without a care. Posted by: Just Lily at August 20, 2021 01:43 PM (RLLZj)

NOW they decide they're Americans?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (Gbx3O)

964 and where o where are the AZ audit results????

#twoweeks

just about there...

'save it for the-end-ah' -- Dom DeLuise

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:54 PM (3byMq)

965
NOW they decide they're Americans?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 01:53 PM (Gbx3O)

Up until a few days ago, they were citizens of the world...now not so much

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 01:54 PM (ONvIw)

966 and we have 80K translators, apparently

Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 01:55 PM (3byMq)

967 But this is all being directed by Pakistan. Remember, they are the ones who HID Bin Laden himself from us. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 01:41 PM (oHd/0)

And they used China's money to pay for the operation. Bribery was one of their weapons.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 01:55 PM (Gbx3O)

968 "the root cause of the current snafu is Joe believing he could skedaddle all US forces before 9/11"

Because it would have been a great speech for Biden to make, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:59 PM (ZHVt1)

969 The greatest western is the Outlaw Josie Wales

Posted by: Ron at August 20, 2021 01:59 PM (pOrFv)

970 969

I watched that last night. Fantastic movie.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 20, 2021 02:01 PM (no9qU)

971 honestly? i'm kind of shocked with all the paedos in the dem party they AREN'T more interested in the boys...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (8D42x)

The hairless boys are the Taliban's turf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 02:01 PM (0DUrk)

972 968 "the root cause of the current snafu is Joe believing he could skedaddle all US forces before 9/11"

Because it would have been a great speech for Biden to make, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 01:59 PM (ZHVt1)


Exactamundo.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 02:02 PM (AMIL/)

973 497 He speaks about the Taliban almost as if they're an ally during this crises. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (700n7)


You're surprised? The taliban (or any muzzie terroorist organization) have been democrat allies since before 9/11. This is nothing new.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 20, 2021 02:02 PM (Fs5vw)

974
Good Luck Joe. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr Ramuck at August 20, 2021 02:03 PM (+oR7L)

975 I count only two likely truths: 1. We aren't expanding the perimeter around the airport because we're afraid. 2. There'll be a G7 meeting next week Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (DCdYk)

It won't happen because it's our football, but in a just world the G7 would become G6 next week.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 02:05 PM (Gbx3O)

976
The A'stan story could've easily been buried like any other story. They're giving it legs because they want Joe gone, and Kamala in. Simple as that.

If they didn't have a good story to hit him with, then I'm sure some Dem staffer who wants to be set for life would be crying on TV about how the mean old man fingered her butthole at a Baskin Robbins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 02:07 PM (rZA2o)

977 Ace: Biden is confusing his sons. Hunter was an ensign til the eight-ball was gone.

Posted by: Dr. Anecdotal Franken-Fauci, Director-for-Life, Wuhan Murder Hornet Lab and Patent Medicine Emporium at August 20, 2021 02:08 PM (Ndje9)

978 Whut? Did they not hear about our Over-the-Horizon Capabilities???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Sirius XM Satellite radio. It's great!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

979 Call me a cynic, but I am beginning to suspect the reason the reporters read their questions from notecards/phones is to be sure they are asked in the exact same way they were submitted to the junta ahead of time; not only for pre-approval, but so that slo-Joe's answers match.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 01:18 PM (KQDOS)

Yep. They all have to be singin' from the hymn book.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 02:24 PM (sUw1L)

980 It is often difficult to tell if it's the dementia or his usual stupidity speaking. Liars lie, whether they remember those lies later or not. They lie because it's useful, or because they can. It's a load of shit either way, running out of his mouth instead of his ass, but there you go.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 20, 2021 02:26 PM (okGHj)

981 The band's getting back together! And with new toys. Thanks, Joe.

Posted by: Ghost of bin Ladin at August 20, 2021 02:26 PM (yPxXc)

982 Did Biden demand Harris be there as a threat-- he forced her to stand there and nod along with lies, taking co-ownership.


That's exactly why she was there. Biden wanted to spread the manure around, and Heelzup hated every second of it.

Watch her eyes. Every time Sundown Joe began to get lost in his own mind, she glanced over to see if he would fall down or not. Then when he mentioned the "300 members of the Afghan army" she dropped her head and took a step to the right to get away from him.

Posted by: Marshall Hahn at August 20, 2021 02:42 PM (ucVnv)

983 https://youtu.be/-EdZEJfPPeM
Hollywood had Biden scripted in the 80s

Posted by: Tony at August 20, 2021 03:02 PM (aQWvI)

984 F**k me; since the skit was mentioned above the video with the ONE HOUR "we'll start shortly" title card, I

Posted by: Wry Mouth at August 22, 2021 03:42 PM (ntN1F)

985 ... I THOUGHT THE ACTUAL SPEECH WAS THE SKIT, and that the ASL staff was doing fake gestures, in response to the President's fumbling and bumbling bits. Sigh.

Posted by: Wry Mouth at August 22, 2021 03:43 PM (ntN1F)

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