Quick Hits: Robot Parkour Edition

People claim a photo circulating showing a man going Downtown on a woman while on a train is WWF star Ric Flair.

BTW, I think the WWF was still the WWF when Flair was a star, but maybe he was still active when it became the WWE. You pro wrestling pendants!

Yesterday the media hoped and prayed for a good Insurrection Bombing to distract the nation from the demented fool's bungling in Afghanistan.

It worked for a few hours. then the man surrendered.

There was no bomb.

I didn't cover this because 1, it stunk of hoax, 2, I don't care what the leftwing media is reporting and 3, I decline to cover crazies allegedly associated with the right when the media still refuses to acknowledge that the assassin who shot seven Republicans was a leftwing Rachel Maddow fanatic.

On Tuesday night, Gutfeld's little show on Fox beat Colbert in the ratings to become the night's most-watched late night program.

I'm not focusing on the Fox Wins part so much as the Leftwing Media Loses part.

Fox News' 11 p.m. ET "Gutfeld!" finally beat every other late-night show -- including Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" on CBS -- Tuesday in total viewership and the advertiser-coveted age demographic of 25 to 54. When the right-leaning program debuted in April, host Greg Gutfeld and his promotional team made no secret of their ambition to overtake late-night rivals, but Colbert blocked him from the top spot.
On Tuesday night, "Gutfeld!" took in a total average of 2.120 million viewers, with 434,000 in the key demo, on average. The "Late Show," which has an 11:35 p.m. ET start time on CBS, grabbed an average of 1.896 million total viewers of whom 423,000 were in the demo. Jimmy Fallon's "Tonight Show" -- an NBC program which also airs at 11:35 -- came next with 1.216 million total viewers, on average, and 354,000 in the demo. (It's worth noting that "Gutfeld!" airs at 8 p.m. PT on the West Coast, and does not repeat at 11 p.m. when the broadcast networks' late-night shows are on.)

Okay, that is a big advantage for Gutfeld. Still -- beating all the network late night hosts.

242 Come on, Man! Yesterday was, like, 4 days ago.
Posted by: Simple Stevo

Um, what?

WH Comms Director Kate Bedingfield: "The president never shies away from taking questions." pic.twitter.com/KNkSqyCgtU
— America Rising (@AmericaRising) August 20, 2021

What you are not saying -- I'm hearing in there that you're prepared to leave people behind [in Afghanistan]@WHCommsDir: We're doing everything we can to get as many people out who want to get out before the August 31st deadline. pic.twitter.com/Gtfze5sYt0
— Brianna Keilar (@brikeilarcnn) August 20, 2021

A White House that looks more like America: incompetent, bubble-headed, and vapid.

Australia continues madly racing towards full fascism:

Now, Australia's Minister For Health has announced that 24,000 students will be herded into a stadium in Sydney to be vaccinated by the government. It should be noted that Australia has had strict vaccination laws since at least 2018. Parents can receive heavy fines and lose welfare benefits if they refuse to comply with the traditional vaccination schedule.
What sets this order apart is that Australian parents have been notified they will not be allowed to accompany their children into the stadium. In effect, children will be forcibly removed from the presence of their parents and injected by government agents.
The Health Minister "assured" parents their children would be fine.

I wanna stress to the mums and dads your children will be well looked after inside. When they arrive they'll be literally ushered, we'll have nurses, we'll have some of the youth command, we'll have some of the young police from within various operations, the police there...just to guide them through, as to where they go. They'll be looked after every moment inside the stadium and they'll be well cared for so mums and dads, feel secure. We're going to have 24,000 students we're going to have to get through next week.

NSW Australia will usher 24,000 kids into a stadium this week and give them a vaccine without their parents supervision.
"They will be well looked after inside"
👇 age profile of deaths justifying this.
It's disgusting to put children in harms way to shield vaxed elderly 80+ yos https://t.co/t5ivrMaZtx pic.twitter.com/LloOTm32v1
— Eileen Iorio (@eileeniorio) August 17, 2021

KarenPundit's beating off just thinking about getting his hands on so many children!

As we have been warned many, many times: When socialist totalitarianism comes, it will come like the Greek army inside a Trojan Horse named "Health & Safety."

Via Twitchy, the owner of a socialist magazine fires his socialist workers for attempting to start a socialist co-operative.

Even editors of socialist magazines know that socialism is dumb. https://t.co/Gu033qZJTZ
— Chris Kieser (@ckieser13) August 18, 2021

"Austere religious scholars" part II.
— King Explosion Murder (@GenghisKhet) August 18, 2021

How to fix a mistake. 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/MU3K3eZ6Cw
— Derek Utley (@realDerekUtley) August 18, 2021

Best thing you’ve seen all day 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/3Ao4WV9eD3
— VeBee🇺🇸✝️ (@VeBo1991) August 20, 2021

Yes, it's all too horrifyingly real.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk says Tesla is working on a Tesla robot to perform all the physical labor humans require.

"It kind of makes sense to put [the AI we've developed for robotic cars] onto a humanoid form," Musk said. He added, "And we're also quite good at sensors and batteries and actuators. So we think we’ll probably have a prototype sometime next year."
Of course this is Elon Musk so the presentation quickly turned both comical and philosophical. "It's intended to be friendly of course and navigate through a world built for humans and eliminate dangerous, repetitive and boring tasks."
"We're setting it at a mechanical level, at a physical level you can run away from it," he said to laughter. "And most likely overpower it," he added. "So hopefully that doesn't ever happen but you never know."
...
"It should be able to, you know, please go to the store and get me the following groceries," he said.
"This I think will be quite profound because if you say 'what is the economy?' ... at the foundation it is labor," he said. He continued, "So what happens when there is no shortage of labor? This is why I think long term that there will need to be universal basic income, but not right now because this robot doesn't work. We just need a minute."
"Essentially in the future physical work will be a choice. If you want to do it you can but you won't need to do it," he said.

He also talked up the improvements in the AI for driverless cars, if you're interested.

How long before the below parody video is actually real?

Posted by: Ace at 05:56 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 04:57 PM (wAnMi)

2 Fist!

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at August 20, 2021 04:57 PM (WmGrA)

3 TA-da!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 04:57 PM (wAnMi)

4 Man, these twitter loads are brutal. I'll fetch the otters.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)

5 noodled

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)

6 No, it's "pedants", not "pendants".

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at August 20, 2021 04:59 PM (CBrao)

7 We were promised flying cars. And "electricity too cheap to meter!"

I want a refund

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:00 PM (IG8lb)

8 Read the content

Posted by: Boone at August 20, 2021 05:00 PM (VXV8b)

9 Hadn't seen that robot fighting back one for a while, pretty funny - especially love the whip. And how long until it's real? As soon as somebody programs it. Luckily, we don't have many disturbed, angry, woke, gender confused bipolar people dealing with technology.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 05:01 PM (wAnMi)

10 Flair mostly worked for the NWA and later WCW. Though he was with the WWF for a year or so.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 20, 2021 05:01 PM (icI8A)

11 4 Man, these twitter loads are brutal. I'll fetch the otters.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)

Sure. Just try an ice cream load...

Posted by: Joe's handlers at August 20, 2021 05:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

12 hahaha...the bob ross video is just too funny

Posted by: IC at August 20, 2021 05:01 PM (hV9ir)

13 I want a refund
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:00 PM (IG8lb)

I remember things like the GE carousel of progress, where everything was done at the "push of a button". Now, we're too GD lazy to even push a button, and it's got to be voice command. If we had the rocket packs we were promised, kids would shove them in the corner, and go watch a YT "reaction video" of somebody playing a game where they fly a jetpack.

The future isn't just a ripoff, it's a fat, lazy retard.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)

14 I'm ready to take over any of the current late night talk shows out there. Then watch the ratings surge.

Posted by: Sammy Maudlin at August 20, 2021 05:03 PM (TNyrE)

15 Wish we could really get rid of the (un) happy little (Non) accident

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 05:04 PM (I2VcN)

16 "They will be well looked after inside"

Seen a report that two kids have already died in this. But it was from Stew Peters, so I have no way to confirm if it's real or not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:05 PM (SchxB)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 05:05 PM (arJlL)

18 Lol that Shaggy song takes me back to senior year HS. That was a fun, stupid album... I still have it somewhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 05:05 PM (rZA2o)

19 The future isn't just a ripoff, it's a fat, lazy retard.

My time has come.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:06 PM (SchxB)

20 WTF planet does Kate come from?
5 questions from hand picked Propaganda Ministers isn't taking questions.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:06 PM (znIQ9)

21 I am thinking Musk is full of shit as far as the robotic platform crap.

I would not WANT a robot to do everything for me. I feel like shit when I do not keep moving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 05:06 PM (z4k8L)

22 The WH Communications Director looks like she is about 27. What has she actually done to prepare her for the job? Jen Psaki looks like she's about 34. Granted there are very intelligent and capable people in their thirties, but to say something as stupid as "The President never shies away from taking questions is just well....stupid

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:06 PM (ai5jE)

23 They never asked Trump questions.. They made accusations

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 05:08 PM (I2VcN)

24 Flair mostly worked for the NWA and later WCW. Though he was with the WWF for a year or so.
Posted by: Broseidon at August 20, 2021 05:01 PM

I didn't know NWA was still touring.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 05:08 PM (rBtIz)

25 It's not stupid Fen, it is propaganda minister crap.

Do not ascribe to stupidity what CAN be explained by malice.

Lie yesterday, lie now, lie tomorrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 05:08 PM (z4k8L)

26 Hey yall. Dem Dems needs a lesson. Let's got in our trucks and go hoop and hollar it up at the Lincoln Memorial.

Posted by: Billy Bubba Ray Bob at August 20, 2021 05:08 PM (Tnijr)

27 Mary Mary - In The Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXS7Tlwtdg

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (3P/5p)

28 On the parkour robots, remember, that's the stuff they're showing us.

I, for one, welcome our new Skynet overlords.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (GbPPJ)

29 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

30 Hadn't seen that robot fighting back one for a while, pretty funny - especially love the whip. And how long until it's real? As soon as somebody programs it. Luckily, we don't have many disturbed, angry, woke, gender confused bipolar people dealing with technology.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

Wait, is that sarcasm?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:10 PM (vcOmj)

31 26 Hey yall. Dem Dems needs a lesson. Let's got in our trucks and go hoop and hollar it up at the Lincoln Memorial.
Posted by: Billy Bubba Ray Bob at August 20, 2021 05:08 PM (Tnijr)

With a name like that, we should listen to this fellow traveler! /s

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 05:10 PM (z4k8L)

32 I hate robots unless they'd be vacuuming my carpet. No, I don't have a Roomba, but it sounds like a good idea. I have been put off by robots ever since reading Ray Bradbury as a kid,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:10 PM (ai5jE)

33 How many pieces of Flair did Jennifer Aniston have on her vest in Office Space?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:10 PM (Xwt96)

34 Mary Mary - Survive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9y9NgcNItY

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 05:10 PM (3P/5p)

35 WTF planet does Kate come from?
5 questions from hand picked Propaganda Ministers isn't taking questions.
Posted by: Skip

These are lies to re-assure those faithful to Biden. It gives those mouthbreathers AUTHORITY to refute reality.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:11 PM (vcOmj)

36 On the Oz story, (1) my understanding is that the parents volunteered the kids. It was not forced. But I don't have details, like if it is required for school, or what. (2) last night a couple sketchy sites had news that two kids died during the process. But I look now and don't see anything so maybe didn't happen, or maybe being supressed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 05:11 PM (chMAr)

37 Someone needs to tell that WH comms director that leaving your shirt unbuttoned when you aint got enough boobs to be a distraction just makes you look sloppy. Honey at least wear a pushup bra and have a jacket that doesn't hide whatever you do have if you're going to try that tactic.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at August 20, 2021 05:11 PM (pxVvf)

38 Willowed:

How many Christians are going to be willing to die for their convictions?

Betcha more in the 'Stan than here.
Posted by: SMH

Why do we always have to do the dying? Why can't make them die for a change?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 05:12 PM (OCTRt)

39 WTF planet does Kate come from?
5 questions from hand picked Propaganda Ministers isn't taking questions.

Joe Biden never shies away from questions. *Jedi hand wave*

Posted by: Kate Bendinger at August 20, 2021 05:12 PM (1vynn)

40 I want to see more of those fake robots like Flippy that's supposed to replace hamburger cooks by flipping a beef patty once every thirty seconds.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (sWM8x)

41 Where did Americans get the idea that Australia or England or Canada are free countries? They sort of speak English, but that is about as close as they got to the FUSA.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (oWBc3)

42 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

****

I see you've met my nephews!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (Xwt96)

43 Harold MacMillan is reputed to have replied when asked what could bring down his government "Events, my dear boy, events."

Joe Biden now has a lot of "events" on his plate, more are going to come in hot and heavy as other actors take the opportunity to add to his misery. And things are going to get dangerously interesting as Grandpa Pudding-Brains tries to get back the initiative by doing something drastic. If things keep up the Democrats may just bring out the impeachment papers themselves.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell was an Optimist Tee Shirts on Sale! at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (0QYMt)

44 Is Friday payday in the FBI? That's why the guy surrendered.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (1vynn)

45 What the hell happened to Australia???

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (nxdel)

46 "People claim a photo circulating showing a man going Downtown on a woman while on a train is WWF star Ric Flair."

Give me a call, brother! I'll teach you the secrets of the ultimate defamation slapdown move! I call it "The Gawker".

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (dWoa2)

47 Afghanistan's all-girls robotics team evacuated to Qatar

https://tinyurl.com/9mfkp23d

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (3P/5p)

48 2 million? I remember when Nightline would get 10 million and second place was Jay Leno or Rush Limbaugh at 6 million.

Posted by: MikeN at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (5mbb9)

49 33 How many pieces of Flair did Jennifer Aniston have on her vest in Office Space?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:10 PM (Xwt96)

15. She was doing the bare minimum. Now Brian over there, he has 37 pieces of flair.

We just want you to express yourself.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (II3Gr)

50 29 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

You just described Jerry Nadler

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 05:14 PM (I2VcN)

51 "Essentially in the future physical work will be a choice. If you want to do it you can but you won't need to do it," Musk said.

He's way ahead of one prediction -

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2021 05:14 PM (AMIL/)

52 More on Oz.

I gather that they are trying to be like NZ and have zero cases. (they they can be besties and trade tips on getting the sheep to hold still.) This seems beyond silly to me. Seriously, do they think they can keep that up forever? And at what cost? All they need is one long term asymptomatic traveler, and surely they will exist - they do for all other diseases.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (chMAr)

53 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwFySKGgG6M

My lady be discrete

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (FhXTo)

54 They're building terminators!

Posted by: Toad-O at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (cct0t)

55 Joe Biden now has a lot of "events" on his plate, more are going to come in hot and heavy as other actors take the opportunity to add to his misery. And things are going to get dangerously interesting as Grandpa Pudding-Brains tries to get back the initiative by doing something drastic. If things keep up the Democrats may just bring out the impeachment papers themselves.

He's going to bomb Nebraska, isn't he?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (SchxB)

56 What the hell happened to Australia???

*****

They started out as a prison colony and went downhill.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (Xwt96)

57 45 What the hell happened to Australia???
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (nxdel)

It's entirely peopled with criminals.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (II3Gr)

58 Yes, Josh Marshall is pretty much a pathetic sycophantic hack.

You go, Mr. President.

Posted by: Hacky Psaki at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (kyKhl)

59 Why do we always have to do the dying? Why can't make them die for a change?
Posted by: rickb223
___

Guess we're gonna find out soon enough.

God Blessed us with guns, so we can at as many with us.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (3P/5p)

60 IIRC, WWF -> WWE in 2001.

Posted by: Dr. Michelle Fiscus at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)

61 If he bombs Nebraska it will save Scott Frost losing to Illinois next weekend. Biden is kind like that.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (oWBc3)

62 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (chMAr)

Yup, the virus is here to stay. Unless they stop EVERYONE from ever entering their country, they WILL get it...

They are just putting off the consequences, while screwing their own peoples freedoms, and economy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:17 PM (oHd/0)

63 That is one seriously disturbing Joker Rictus grin on Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

64 29 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

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If Musk and others want for us to achieve the sedentary lifestyles depicted in Wall-E, please just cut to the chase. I want to get into my mobile chair, drink Slurpees, and be waited on my robot slaves sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 20, 2021 05:17 PM (TNyrE)

65 57 45 What the hell happened to Australia???
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 05:13 PM (nxdel)

It's entirely peopled with criminals.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (II3Gr)

Iocane powder?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (oHd/0)

66 They are just putting off the consequences, while screwing their own peoples freedoms, and economy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:17 PM (oHd/0)

Sounds familiar

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (I2VcN)

67 Joe Biden now has a lot of "events" on his plate, more are going to come in hot and heavy as other actors take the opportunity to add to his misery.
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I think so too. We're about to see yet another demonstration of the axiom "Weakness is provocative."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (sWM8x)

68 What the hell happened to Australia???
Posted by: Jewells45

They took away their guns, then made the people of Australia serfs.

It took a few years and the Plandemic of Covid19, but "they" got it done.

A LOT of Aussies are hopping mad.....but....what are they going to do?

A lot of people at AoS think the Covid19 Plandemic was all about getting Trump. That was just a side benefit. It was about installing a New World Order, and that means getting rid of popular rule, and installing and installing a Global Oligarchy to rule.
Australia has fallen, and may not ever get back up.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

69 "He's going to bomb Nebraska, isn't he?"

Anything is a guess with old Puddin' Head running things, but yes, yes he will.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Biden Time Summer Sale! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (0QYMt)

70 ..."So what happens when there is no shortage of labor? This is why I think long term that there will need to be universal basic income, but not right now because this robot doesn't work. We just need a minute."

Perhaps I've read too much sci-fi, but long term I think Elon is right about UBI. I've stated so before. And I even think I can predict what that transition point will be...

When the first fully automated factory starts churning out such robots. Robots making robots. Yep, most labor needs go right out the frikkin' door.

Energy usage correlates with national income. Because energy use is labor saving and a productivity booster.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (F0YaR)

71 I loved WWF back in the day. The Four Horsemen the Rockers, the Road Warriors, Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheik...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (II3Gr)

72 Biden looks like Mr. Sardonicus in that Tucker clip.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 20, 2021 05:19 PM (cct0t)

73
Iocane powder?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (oHd/0)

I'd bet my life on it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:19 PM (II3Gr)

74 What the hell happened to Australia???
Posted by: Jewells45

Rabid 'Roos

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 05:19 PM (arJlL)

75 What the hell happened to Australia???

Their copy of the Great Reset was missing the first 4 chapters so they just went straight to Chapter 5 : Early Tyranny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

76 "Essentially in the future physical work will be a choice. If you want to do it you can but you won't need to do it," he said.

This kind of Star Trek crap always makes my brain hurt. For the love of God these things will need programming, building, repairing, and instructing. They aren't going to eliminate physical labor or make the world some kind of paradise where we all ride hoverrounds and eat ice cream.

Only the VERY wealthy will be able to afford a stable of robot slaves to care for them to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

77 There's a lot of physically demanding jobs that I think robots like that would be good for. I used to work with packages, loading, unloading, sorting, it didn't require much of a brain. Even the sorting after you memorize a small book of zips just became automatic. I'd go into work, get into the zone, and I'd take my brain elsewhere.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 05:20 PM (UkmUt)

78 I just read an 800 comment thread at GP.

STILL no links about the D.C. guy being a crisis actor. Found one comment making the verbatim claim that Clutch did in the last thread, right down to the "kids on 4chan" bit. But alas, no links. One link to a gab thread which can't be read if you're not on gab. Maybe it'll filter out elsewhere tomorrow. Hope so.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 05:21 PM (OssQ4)

79 There's something far more sinister with the lockdowns and the rest of it, than simply mitigating the dangers of the ChiCom party flu. Yeah, it's deadly, no doubt about it.

Obviously they have something up their sleeve. It may be the Afghanistan debacle and the last year or so Unpleasantness are related? Tough to figure out without a playbook.

But now we know what all those "thinktanks" and super secret agencies were for. "Global Governance", eh?

Not looking very good

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:22 PM (IG8lb)

80 He's going to bomb Nebraska, isn't he?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (SchxB)

Nebraska, Nagasaki, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr Mom at August 20, 2021 05:22 PM (4I/2K)

81 What the hell happened to Australia???

*****

I think we just have to koala spade a spade...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:22 PM (Xwt96)

82 When the first fully automated factory starts churning out such robots. Robots making robots. Yep, most labor needs go right out the frikkin' door.

Energy usage correlates with national income. Because energy use is labor saving and a productivity booster.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Japan already has "dark factories" where no human regularly works. And probably Industrial robots making other industrial robots.
The humanoid looking robots are just to freak us all out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:22 PM (vcOmj)

83 I gather that they are trying to be like NZ and have zero cases. (they they can be besties and trade tips on getting the sheep to hold still.)

Oy! You get em up against a cliff, so they push back on ya!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

84 That article from the other day about the collapse of the "elite managerial class" keeps looking better and better, doesn't it?

Posted by: azjaeger at August 20, 2021 05:23 PM (4USfc)

85 IIRC, WWF -> WWE in 2001.
Posted by: Dr. Michelle Fiscus at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)

Sounds about right.

There have been several really good Biography episodes recently about wrestlers from the heyday. Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels. Macho Man, Rowdy Roddy Piper.

But the one to really dig into is Mark Calloway -- The Undertaker. Seems like a Horde-friendly kind of guy.

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:23 PM (mZUr4)

86 My local is having a drag queen event tonight
Sorry. It might all be good fun but I'm not interested.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 05:23 PM (cSyAR)

87 What the hell happened to Australia???

****

Well when you have to hang on by your toes just to keep from falling off the planet, the blood tends to rush to your head and cloud your thinking...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:23 PM (Xwt96)

88 As Prager says
Leftists lie with theease you breath

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:24 PM (znIQ9)

89 What the hell happened to Australia???

****

Somebody tied their kangaroo down, sport!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:24 PM (Xwt96)

90 The Android spoof, it was obvious not an android when it wobbled and tried to get steady when the box wobbled.

Even in its most rudimentary form it is still horrific in that it can be programmed, terminator-like, to keep going no matter what.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 20, 2021 05:24 PM (RMGKK)

91 "Someone needs to tell that WH comms director that leaving your shirt unbuttoned when you aint got enough boobs to be a distraction"

We're supposed to believe a WH Communications Director didn't intentionally do this to distract from whatever BS she was floating.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:24 PM (49Exr)

92 76

"You're a helluva piece of furniture" - Det. Thorn

Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (kyKhl)

93 Since this is an open thread, I'm going to post a devotional from the Upper Room Called "Broken Beauty" from a woman from TN. I liked it:

tinyurl.com/3c3y2wz2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (ai5jE)

94 You have 30 secs. to comply.

Posted by: ED 209 at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (r1z5A)

95 Yeah, Australia is done and ready for a Chinese takeover.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (RMGKK)

96 But the one to really dig into is Mark Calloway -- The Undertaker. Seems like a Horde-friendly kind of guy.

one of the very few wrasslin matches I ever saw was when he first showed up, and he was hella intimidating

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

97 Where will they get the chips?
We can't even get chips for automobiles.

Posted by: casual observer 1297 at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (aAP3z)

98 Surrogates will be our future... if we make it that far.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 05:26 PM (Jz+Gi)

99 I loved WWF back in the day. The Four Horsemen the Rockers, the Road Warriors, Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheik...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (II3Gr)

Mrs Doof was a big fan of Jimmy Superfly Snuka back in the day

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:26 PM (mZUr4)

100 You have 30 secs. to comply.
Posted by: ED 209

Eh, just find a set of stairs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

101 I loved WWF back in the day. The Four Horsemen the Rockers, the Road Warriors, Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheik...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (II3Gr)

I was pretty avid back in the 80's. Went to a few matches, even took my employees to the cow palace for one with Hulk. I was actually pretty amazed at how big these guys are, even Mean Gene was a big guy. Those were the days.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 05:26 PM (wAnMi)

102 "The president never shies away from taking questions."
--------------

She must be referring to the elected president.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (oDw1k)

103 A lot of people at AoS think the Covid19 Plandemic was all about getting Trump. That was just a side benefit. It was about installing a New World Order, and that means getting rid of popular rule, and installing and installing a Global Oligarchy to rule.
Australia has fallen, and may not ever get back up.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

I put it in the 'never let a crises go to waste' category. Covid was not planned, but the Statists sure have been able to take advantage of FEAR to make the State stronger, and Rights now non existent. When a MAYOR or some appointed Gov Employee, can dictate what you MUST do? You have no Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (oHd/0)

104 " What the hell happened to Australia???"

When your commander is a koala things go from fun and games to deadly serious in a heartbeat, mate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Biden Time Summer Sale! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (0QYMt)

105 That article from the other day about the collapse of the "elite managerial class" keeps looking better and better, doesn't it?
Posted by: azjaeger

Looking better? The government has a monopoly on the use of force. And that will keep these stupid drones in the government and screwing things up into the forseeable future....unless the US Armed Forces In toto, rebel, stage a mutinee, and consciously try to restore the country to the Constitution of 1787.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (vcOmj)

106 55 Joe Biden now has a lot of "events" on his plate, more are going to come in hot and heavy as other actors take the opportunity to add to his misery. And things are going to get dangerously interesting as Grandpa Pudding-Brains tries to get back the initiative by doing something drastic. If things keep up the Democrats may just bring out the impeachment papers themselves.

He's going to bomb Nebraska, isn't he?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:15 PM (SchxB)

Hey, I saw a true story black and white movie way back in my golden leg hair days, that showed the US 82nd Panzer Division invading Omaha to get rid of the fascists there. With all the white hillbilly fascists taking over Nancy's Capitol House of Pies and such, I'm going to call the Secretary of Defense and order him to invade Omaha, Nebraska again!

Posted by: Joe "no one told me about Afghanistan" Biden at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (AMIL/)

107 I'm on Gab. Haven't seen the thread mentioned but did see Milo say "pray for the conversion of Pope Francis".

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (YynYJ)

108 Again these fully vaccinated government officials standing behind Biden wearing stupid and nearly useless black cloth masks.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 05:27 PM (uUDKV)

109 Your local what is doing what!??

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (IG8lb)

110 Where will they get the chips?

Relax, money for nothing and the chips are free!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (r+sAi)

111 Well I'm an 'ette Hoyt but yes I think she did mean to distract. But she seems pretty flat chested in those pics; I wouldn't think she has enough cleavage to do any distracting was what I was saying.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (pxVvf)

112 The Bob Ross video was funny

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (znIQ9)

113 Where will they get the chips?
We can't even get chips for automobiles.
Posted by: casual observer 1297 at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (aAP3z)

I work for Applied Materials. We can't make the chip making tools fast enough. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (jvt6t)

114 Yeah, Australia is done and ready for a Chinese takeover.

Seriously this is freaking sad and scary as hell. I used to think Austrialians were cool. I guess not. Just a bunch of wimps. Christ.. they didn't even put up a fight!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (nxdel)

115 What the hell happened to Australia???
Posted by: Jewells45

Anybody see the Australian newscast with the satanic ritual? I thought it was just somebody having a bit of fun video editing when I first saw it posted, but apparently it's real.

https://tinyurl.com/pr5sv36f
Watch around 20 sec mark on the embedded video.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (wAnMi)

116 I put it in the 'never let a crises go to waste' category. Covid was not planned, but the Statists sure have been able to take advantage of FEAR to make the State stronger, and Rights now non existent. When a MAYOR or some appointed Gov Employee, can dictate what you MUST do? You have no Rights.
Posted by: Romeo13

I respectfully disagree. I think Covid 19 was planned; there is a clip of Fauci in 2017 saying a "pandemic" was coming.
Don't ever underestimate how cruel and ruthless are the people actually running things behind the scenes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

117 Remember - you have to pay to see Greg Gutfeld, those other D-Bags you can watch for free.

Posted by: Fritzy at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (VY+MJ)

118 When the first fully automated factory starts churning out such robots. Robots making robots. Yep, most labor needs go right out the frikkin' door.

----

au contraire. when the first fully automated factory starts churning out fully automated factories to make such robots. Self replication is the key step.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (chMAr)

119 Still think it was silly World Wildlife Fund won and made them change their name.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (uUDKV)

120 I want a robot that can cold cock whomever I choose!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

121 Ace: "It worked for a few hours. then the man surrendered.

There was no bomb.

I half (or more) expect that guy was a crisis actor for the FBI. It was just too perfect.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

122 My local is having a drag queen event tonight
Sorry. It might all be good fun but I'm not interested.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 05:23

Funny thing is Drag Queens can easily be Cancelled "for being a mockery that is hurtful and enables violence directed at the transexual community" or some similar nonsense.

Coming soon. Because the Guillotine is hungry and must be fed

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (49Exr)

123 Since this is an open thread, I'm going to post a devotional from the Upper Room Called "Broken Beauty" from a woman from TN. I liked it:

tinyurl.com/3c3y2wz2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:25 PM (ai5jE)

Thanks, Fen -- that is lovely!

Are you familiar with the daily devotional "The Word For You Today"? By Bob and Debby Gass.

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (mZUr4)

124 I think we just have to koala spade a spade...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:22 PM (Xwt96)

Maybe everyone in the Australian government-like that of the US is underkoalafied.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (ai5jE)

125 There have been several really good Biography episodes recently about wrestlers from the heyday. Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels. Macho Man, Rowdy Roddy Piper.

But the one to really dig into is Mark Calloway -- The Undertaker. Seems like a Horde-friendly kind of guy.
Posted by: Doof

Dark Side of the Ring documentaries are well done and entertaining. Recommend. They are about 50ish minutes long each give or take.
The Plane Ride from Hell is suppose to be featured this season.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 05:30 PM (Jz+Gi)

126 IIRC doesn't Australia fine you if you don't vote?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 05:30 PM (Gbx3O)

127 108 It's Leftist protocol to wear masks even if your Vaxed to keep up the public scare.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:30 PM (znIQ9)

128 Don't ever underestimate how cruel and ruthless are the people actually running things behind the scenes.

And like their hero Che, they'll piss themselves if ever confronted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:30 PM (SchxB)

129 If you are a nerd in Australia and the bullies give you a swirlie does it go counterclockwise?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:30 PM (Xwt96)

130 127 Yeah no doubt

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 05:31 PM (uUDKV)

131 My first thought upon seeing the Bosstown Dynamics video was "Yeah, robot hockey!"

Tell me you wouldn't watch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 20, 2021 05:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

132 I half (or more) expect that guy was a crisis actor for the FBI. It was just too perfect.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

Somebody was posting supposed tweets of this guy in other crisis actor roles, take everything with a grain of salt. But, sounds like he was a solid bipolar lefty with a long record of crazy lefty actions. The FBI is getting far too inept at this shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 05:31 PM (wAnMi)

133 Maybe everyone in the Australian government-like that of the US is underkoalafied.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

*****

Ha!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:31 PM (Xwt96)

134 But driverless cars as the idea is sold aren't going to happen to any great degree anytime soon.

It can happen on controlled routes that allow only one type of automated car system and they would require central coordination. There are systems now that can do this.

However, multiple automated driving systems all acting independently along with people on generic routes is way farther in the future than other types of future tech like hoverboards for cats and sentient mash potatoes.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (UkmUt)

135 au contraire. when the first fully automated factory starts churning out fully automated factories to make such robots. Self replication is the key step.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (chMAr)

Could be... I've looked a couple of times and I can't see where ANY of the High Party Officials in China, died of Covid.

That is... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (oHd/0)

136 Applied Materials is the only game in town for chip making tools. Tokyo Electron used to be a player. We bought them.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (jvt6t)

137 I want a robot that can cold cock whomever I choose!

A robot that distributes frozen chicken to people on command? Seems a bit weird, but OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (SchxB)

138 Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (mZUr4)

No; I have not heard of that. I will look it up. Thanks.
I know there are a lot of very good daily devotionals out there. I also like "Our Daily Bread".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (ai5jE)

139 "I was pretty avid back in the 80's"

As I kid I remember my father taking me to see Andre the Giant. And the von Erics with "The Claw". LOL.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:33 PM (49Exr)

140 Insty had video of the Brit equivalent of the Chairman of the JCS saying the Taliban want an Afghanistan that is inclusive to all. This West is insane.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 05:33 PM (uUDKV)

141 Who are the youth command that will accompany these children? Sounds like Hitler youth.

Posted by: Megthered at August 20, 2021 05:33 PM (R6W+E)

142 Remember on 9/11/2001 Warren Buffet just "happened" to be at Offut AFB, same time as G. Bush. I mean hey, it could happen to anybody.

I watched in disbelief as Condi Rice claimed "nobody could have seen this happening"; because I talked to some pretty high ranking fellers a few years before in the .mil, and hijacked civilian airliners were a HUGE concern in Washington D.C.

Everything these people say is Bullshit, including "and" and "the".

The crisis of confidence, the loss of trust, nobody trusts these folks with good reason. We don't, why would other countries?

They fucked up, they trusted them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:33 PM (IG8lb)

143 Maybe everyone in the Australian government-like that of the US is underkoalafied.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Clap

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 05:33 PM (cSyAR)

144 "...We're doing everything we can to get as many people out who want to get out before the August 31st deadline."

Ahhh, the non-denial denial.

So Biden Administration is indeed planning on leaving Americans behind.

Maybe, this Fall, Team Biden can grant Iran another cargo plane of cash and a stamp of approval for their nuclear program in exchange for helping us get back our hostages.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 05:34 PM (aXxgO)

145 It's entirely peopled with criminals.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:16 PM

As everyone knows...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 05:34 PM (rBtIz)

146 Well the first Doctor in China to go public died of COVID and a 9mm to the back on the neck but mostly a 9mm to the back of the neck...

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 05:35 PM (uUDKV)

147 I'm going to call the Secretary of Defense and order him to invade Omaha, Nebraska again!

Omaha!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at August 20, 2021 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

148 "...was what I was saying."
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at August 20, 2021 05:28 PM (pxVvf)

I apologize for my tone. Looking back over my post, I can pick up a bit of disdain and contempt which was not meant to be directed your way. My AC is out and I am hot and grumpy. So sorry if my remark came across as mean.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:36 PM (49Exr)

149 Maybe everyone in the Australian government-like that of the US is underkoalafied.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, with the epic Oz pun!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 05:36 PM (rBtIz)

150 Why the hell would the WH allow the taliban to give them a deadline? Oh right, they're pussies.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at August 20, 2021 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

151 Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:29 PM (mZUr4)

No; I have not heard of that. I will look it up. Thanks.
I know there are a lot of very good daily devotionals out there. I also like "Our Daily Bread".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (ai5jE)

Our Daily Bread is wonderful. Therefore I think you'll like the one I mentioned. I get it emailed every morning from ucbcanada.com

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:36 PM (mZUr4)

152 These Barbie robots are a joke. What are they trying to do, make killbots? Robots are supposed to process materials and fabricate and assemble goods and provide services. Parkour my burger with a spatula, bitches.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (JTpIQ)

153 I'm going to call the Secretary of Defense and order him to invade Omaha, Nebraska again!

Omaha!
Posted by: Peyton Manning at August 20, 2021 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

Omaha?

Posted by: CW McCall at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (4I/2K)

154 I find it rather silly all this effort to build an android, why not build people exoskeletons like Ripley's in Alien?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (RMGKK)

155 One thing about a southern accent, it can't be faked convincingly. Nor a Brooklyn accent either, I suppose, versus Philly "youse guys" etc, what I mean by that, in movies and things like that. Old Gunsmoke Radio episodes are really bad. There's only a few guys - John Dehner - who also did a "Brit" accent or Midatlantic - but his "ignorant hick rube" accent was especially cringeworthy. And I'm not from the south, it's just the stereotypes are hard to pass for real.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (IG8lb)

156 football sock off

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (r+sAi)

157 I'm watching "The Vast of Night" again and I'm feeling nostalgic for threading reel-to-reel tape through the machine. Me-e-e-e-emorie-e-e-e-es...

https://www.navy-radio.com/record.htm

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 20, 2021 05:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

158 I half (or more) expect that guy was a crisis actor for the FBI. It was just too perfect.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August

He is literally quoted as saying "y'all made this bomb and gave it to me. It doesn't work" He made sure to signal he wasn't a racist and was down with the LGBTs as well. lol
They found some poor dude, worked him for a while, spun him up, cut off his Medicaid which made cut off his Anti-Psychotics for Bi-Polar and other shit, build him a fake bomb, and sent him on his way to DC.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 05:38 PM (Jz+Gi)

159 "2, I don't care what the leftwing media is reporting"

Wow, the posts are going to be sparse then.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 20, 2021 05:38 PM (qpX6U)

160 I'm on my third margarita. Usually booze makes me cheerful and chatty. Not today
This day it's making me sad.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 05:38 PM (cSyAR)

161 152 These Barbie robots are a joke. What are they trying to do, make killbots? Robots are supposed to process materials and fabricate and assemble goods and provide services. Parkour my burger with a spatula, bitches.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (JTpIQ)

What????? No Cherry 2000?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:38 PM (oHd/0)

162 I have to say that if Fen is going to take over punning and I have to assume the daily devotional and cute kitten picture duties that this blog is in bigger trouble than I thought.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:39 PM (Xwt96)

163 I'm on my third margarita. Usually booze makes me cheerful and chatty. Not today
This day it's making me sad.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 05:38 PM (cSyAR)

Luke Bryan has a song for you...
https://youtu.be/LdNAI2ECI14

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (mZUr4)

164 Why are they making robots to look like humans. Your lawn mowing wouldn't be an android that pushes your mower, your mower would be the robot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (r+sAi)

165 President Select Decaf: "...why not build people exoskeletons like Ripley's in Alien?"

They tried already. People really weren't all that receptive to "Hillary".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (aXxgO)

166 I was listening to the Rush replacements while out for lunch today. A Viet Nam vet called in and went on a great rant. The best part was:

Where are the 70+ million Trump voters? Where are their voices? Why aren't we being heard?

I guess we only comment now.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 05:41 PM (jvt6t)

167 way farther in the future than other types of future tech like hoverboards for cats and sentient mash potatoes.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 05:32 PM (UkmUt)

I am pretty damned sure that multitudes of kettles filled with sentient mashed potatoes are now running the United States of America.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2021 05:41 PM (TOHrr)

168 Tell 'em the taliban are right wing, conservative, white people. biden will act decisively and with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 05:41 PM (r1z5A)

169 I have to say that if Fen is going to take over punning and I have to assume the daily devotional and cute kitten picture duties that this blog is in bigger trouble than I thought.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:39 PM (Xwt96)

Combine them -- bring on the loaves and fishes puns!

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:41 PM (mZUr4)

170 Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:37 PM (IG8lb)

a large part of accents, is the cadence at which you speak... New Yawkers speak really fast... which if you are not used to it is very difficult.

Southerners speak slowly, which is also hard to pull off if you are not used to it. Same with the Southern Calif Surfer Dude...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)

171 Gotta love Jeff Wells' site. Lefties there are complaining because I downvote their comments (he uses Disqus).

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)

172 Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:39 PM (Xwt96)

There is no way I would ever be able to take over the punning from you. You have an advanced degree and years of experience in punning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:42 PM (ai5jE)

173 Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:33 PM

They sit on the boards of State Street Capital that kept moving the all the voting machine companies from umbrella company to umbrella company. No difference between them and folks like Soros and Obama.
At that level, they all play for the same team.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 05:42 PM (Jz+Gi)

174 Where are the 70+ million Trump voters? Where are their voices? Why aren't we being heard?

I guess we only comment now.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 05:41 PM (jvt6t)

If a Conservative screams in the Forest, and Big Tech censors him... did he really speak?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (oHd/0)

175 From the -in case you missed it dept.-- we will still be giving humanitarian aid to Afghanistan.

Send 'em a fucking robot.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (XiBci)

176 Luke Bryan has a song for you...
https://youtu.be/LdNAI2ECI14
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (mZUr4)

Like that

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (cSyAR)

177 Saw on Ebay a guy named Mullah Omar from Kandahar is selling US military equipment (Slightly Used). Will accept Visa and MasterCard........

Wonder where this peace loving man of Children of Color got these items. Says previous owner (Uncle Joe's Bazaar) will provide instructions on how to maintain and use.......

Posted by: James at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (24+Vp)

178 I watched an old interview on You Tube the other day, just to listen to Shelby Foote talk.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

179 So crisis actor it was.

You just have to wonder how many backstage personnel are floating around for just the right moment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 20, 2021 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

180 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (oHd/0)

And that's the problem. Oh well.

This is fine.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 05:44 PM (jvt6t)

181 175 From the -in case you missed it dept.-- we will still be giving humanitarian aid to Afghanistan.

Send 'em a fucking robot.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (XiBci)

So we DO have Cherry 2000? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:44 PM (oHd/0)

182 Shouldn't the parkor robot be some kind of cat/spider/bat hybrid?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:44 PM (r+sAi)

183 Why are they making robots to look like humans. Your lawn mowing wouldn't be an android that pushes your mower, your mower would be the robot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (r+sAi)

Nostalgia? Star Wars fanboys? Nerds without love who pine for a Marilyn Monrobot?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Biden Time Summer Sale! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 05:45 PM (0QYMt)

184 Eris!! I love that movie!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 05:45 PM (nxdel)

185 Tacking on to Megthered’s comment, if you wanted people to distrust what you’re doing, putting the “youth command” into the mix is a very good way of doing it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2021 05:45 PM (CX3cf)

186 Boy that Trump really screwed up Biden's withdraw plan.......

Is Biden still President ?????

Posted by: James at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (24+Vp)

187 As we have been warned many, many times: When socialist totalitarianism comes, it will come like the Greek army inside a Trojan Horse named "Health & Safety."

=

this...this is why I visit this place

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (V13WU)

188 Saw on Ebay a guy named Mullah Omar from Kandahar is selling US military equipment (Slightly Used). Will accept Visa and MasterCard........

Wonder where this peace loving man of Children of Color got these items. Says previous owner (Uncle Joe's Bazaar) will provide instructions on how to maintain and use.......
Posted by: James at August 20, 2021 05:43 PM (24+Vp)

Here at Crazy Achmed's Used HumV Lot, we are literally GIVING Cars away! Come on down for your Special Taliban Discount! Bring the Wives and Kids!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

189 I also wanna see the sexbot(s) Elon's already built for himself. You KNOW he has at least one!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

190 Wonder where this peace loving man of Children of Color got these items. Says previous owner (Uncle Joe's Bazaar) will provide instructions on how to maintain and use.......
Posted by: James

Code books, encryption machines, radars, sighting optics...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (r1z5A)

191 Guy Mohawk: "Why are they making robots to look like humans..."

Same reason as always: desire for fembots.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 05:47 PM (aXxgO)

192 I loved WWF back in the day. The Four Horsemen the Rockers, the Road Warriors, Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheik...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 05:18 PM (II3Gr)

Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 20, 2021 05:47 PM (cvNl1)

193 I have to say that if Fen is going to take over punning and I have to assume the daily devotional and cute kitten picture duties that this blog is in bigger trouble than I thought.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 05:39 PM (Xwt96)

Ha ! Boxing day....

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (V13WU)

194 189 I also wanna see the sexbot(s) Elon's already built for himself. You KNOW he has at least one!!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

I bet it looks just like Elon.

No, no -- Bezos!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

195 Trying to turn it off, but my phone news flash says Def Sec Austin contradicts Sundowner about Americans being beaten trying to reach airport

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (znIQ9)

196 Tell 'em the taliban are right wing, conservative, white people...

*

Spoilers:

The stats will absolutely record the Afghans as white males when they start killing and raping people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Afghanistan's the same as Biden increasing insulin costs because Trump did it at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (q8U4k)

197 29 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

"Moisturize me!"

Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (Rbu5d)

198 >>> Why are they making robots to look like humans. Your lawn mowing wouldn't be an android that pushes your mower, your mower would be the robot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (r+sAi)

They got robot mowers for home use now. They're like outdoor roombas. The main difficulty was the simple fact that mowers are really dangerous. So they replaced the steel blade with a stouter version of the plastic wire that weedwackers use. Won't cut your leg off but will cut the grass.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 05:49 PM (UkmUt)

199 Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 05:36 PM (mZUr4)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:49 PM (ai5jE)

200 All Hail Eris: it's them, with a cheap wig sewn on.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

201 "This kind of Star Trek crap always makes my brain hurt. For the love of God these things will need programming, building, repairing, and instructing. They aren't going to eliminate physical labor or make the world some kind of paradise where we all ride hoverrounds and eat ice cream."

What gets me is that these "visionaries" never seem to game theory the downsides. They are very much like the founder of Jurassic Park:

"You never stopped to think if you shouldn't do this"
https://tinyurl.com/jz853u74

A recent study had some interesting results - mice that were given everything they could want stopped living. Their colony went extinct. Very much like what the PAX did in Serenity:

https://tinyurl.com/a7b9afvn

Not needing to work could lead to this. It might even be the Great Filter we are worried about. But not an AI that kills us, this would be an AI that makes us self-suicide.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (49Exr)

202 Wonder if I send Omar my credit card I can get my MA Deuce I always wanted.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (znIQ9)

203 OK.

So yer the fookin' SECDEF. Whattaya gonna doabout it?

Oh that's right. Nobody has any discretion to act on their own anymore. Certainly not the secretary of defense for all armed forces.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (IG8lb)

204 "Where are the 70+ million Trump voters? "

A lot will be at the rally tomorrow.
Oughta be lit...

Posted by: casual observer 1297 at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (aAP3z)

205 197 29 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

"Moisturize me!"
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (Rbu5d)

Aw, from back in the days when Dr. Who was amusing... well played.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (oHd/0)

206 The Crusher and the Bruiser.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (+ya+t)

207 >>>29 In the future humans will just be big blobs with opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

"Moisturize me!"
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 05:48 PM (Rbu5d)

===

Heh

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 05:51 PM (KQDOS)

208 I'm going to manually shovel shit until my cold dead hands can shovel shit no more.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 05:51 PM (XiBci)

209 Meanwhile, Elon Musk says Tesla is working on a Tesla robot to perform all the physical labor humans require.

The elites seek to turn us into Universe 25.

https://youtu.be/5m7X-1V9nOs

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 05:51 PM (vMCab)

210 >>> I also wanna see the sexbot(s) Elon's already built for himself. You KNOW he has at least one!!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

His sex bot is named Grimes, AKA Claire Boucher. She's the expected small fraction of his age. I like her music.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (UkmUt)

211 I think Boston Dynamics should create a slim exoskeleton for legs for seniors to assist what muscle they have left. Mobility is the key for a better life.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (2DOZq)

212 Guy Mohawk: "Why are they making robots to look like humans..."

Same reason as always: desire for fembots.

I assume Joe Mannix is looking in to this.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (ZsR3z)

213 Where are the 70+ million Trump voters? Where are their voices? Why aren't we being heard?

There are people in jail who will never be let out. Political prisoners. So... don't rock the boat. Take the jab. Stay at home. Obey unjust laws. Do what Uncle Joe says and stay under the radar.

Posted by: jane galt at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (4EIFd)

214 Even if the people in Australia were not forced to have their kids vaccinated I think you're nuts to allow your kid to be vaccinated by adults you don't know and whom you have never met while they keep you out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:53 PM (ai5jE)

215 202 Wonder if I send Omar my credit card I can get my MA Deuce I always wanted.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (znIQ9)

How about one of those trailer mounted CIWS they use for base defense?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Biden Time Summer Sale! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 05:54 PM (0QYMt)

216 our lawn mowing wouldn't be an android that pushes your mower, your mower would be the robot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 05:40 PM (r+sAi)

Um... There already IS a robot lawnmower.

The Husqvarna 430X.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 20, 2021 05:55 PM (cvNl1)

217 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:50 PM (49Exr)

Reminds me of one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes. The gambler gangster who got everything he wanted . Soon found out he was in Hell.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 05:55 PM (2DOZq)

218 10 Flair mostly worked for the NWA and later WCW. Though he was with the WWF for a year or so.
Posted by: Broseidon at August 20, 2021 05:01 PM (icI8A)

Yeah for a "Year" and then after WCW folded and his Time Warner contract ended he was with the WWE from 2002 - 2008 as an active wrestler. Went to TNA for 2-3 years, and then until about 3 weeks ago was still under a Legends contract with WWE.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 05:55 PM (vMCab)

219 Hello..my name is vergVerggashpmpt. I am your policeman for today.

Uh...okay raise hands or die.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 05:56 PM (X04zC)

220
Those guys at Bosstown Dynamics appear to have a rather casual attitude towards work safety.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 05:56 PM (n+4am)

221 Fen probably no more than a dozen kids under 16 have died from Covid in last year and half if I have the statistics right.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:56 PM (znIQ9)

222 One thing about a southern accent, it can't be faked convincingly.

@Common Tater, you know who did? John Travolta, in Urban Cowboy. I don't know who his voice coach was, but I grew up at that time in that place (actually went to Gilley's several times), and to listen to him, he could have been one of us. I was impressed that he made the effort, because he didn't really have to.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 05:56 PM (Gbx3O)

223 There are people in jail who will never be let out. Political prisoners. So... don't rock the boat. Take the jab. Stay at home. Obey unjust laws. Do what Uncle Joe says and stay under the radar.
Posted by: jane galt at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (4EIFd)

You mean we may hang separately instead of together?

Mind Blown.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 05:58 PM (jvt6t)

224 I think Boston Dynamics should create a slim exoskeleton for legs for seniors to assist what muscle they have left. Mobility is the key for a better life.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (2DOZq)

Actually... I wonder just how many elderly people these mobility scooters have prematurely killed by relieving them of the need to use their muscles.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 05:58 PM (F0YaR)

225 Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 05:56 PM (znIQ9)

My adult kid does not want the shot, but even if he were underage I would not give it to him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 05:59 PM (ai5jE)

226 Why are they making robots to look like humans

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind" - Butlerian Jihad of Dune, Frank Herbert

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:59 PM (49Exr)

227 So the people of Australia don't have children anymore. The State of Australia does.

I really didn't see that coming.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

228 Tony Clifton>Bobby Bittman>Sammy Maudlin

Posted by: Excelsior! at August 20, 2021 06:00 PM (JPtHE)

229 Why are they making robots to look like humans

**

Same reason people bought VHS players, then the internet, and later VR headsets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Afghanistan's the same as Biden increasing insulin costs because Trump did it at August 20, 2021 06:01 PM (q8U4k)

230 I'm going to manually shovel shit until my cold dead hands can shovel shit no more.
Posted by: Ben Had

*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 06:02 PM (OCTRt)

231 Actually... I wonder just how many elderly people these mobility scooters have prematurely killed by relieving them of the need to use their muscles.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 05:58 PM (F0YaR)

Agreed. Old folks need pogo sticks, not scooters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 06:03 PM (guGkK)

232 Prohibition didn't die Epstein like.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 06:04 PM (X04zC)

233 "They found some poor dude, worked him for a while, spun him up, cut off his Medicaid which made cut off his Anti-Psychotics for Bi-Polar and other shit, build him a fake bomb, and sent him on his way to DC."

Why was the Library of Congress a target? Did he thing congress-critters go there to check out books?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 06:04 PM (49Exr)

234 186 Boy that Trump really screwed up Biden's withdraw plan.......
Is Biden still President ?????

Posted by: James at August 20, 2021 05:46 PM (24+Vp)

If you untangle Joe's biggest excuse for the mess he's created, it boils down to:

1. Before I was elected, Stupid Trump made a stupid deal with the evil Taliban, a deal that I, Joe, The Smartest American Ever about Foreign Policy, never would have made.

2. I, Joe, now in office as The Most Powerful Man in the World, had to do the stupid thing Stupid Trump negotiated with the evil Taliban, even though I knew it was stupid. No alternative could be considered. Let alone implemented. My word as a Biden.

God help the United States of America and our allies.

Posted by: Joe at August 20, 2021 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

235 "One thing about a southern accent, it can't be faked convincingly."

It can be muddled pretty badly, though. There's Panhandle southern, Houston southern, New Orleans southern, Alabama southern, etc.

So I guess one could slow down speech and adopt a drawl and be "southern" of some flavor.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

236 A recent study had some interesting results - mice that were given everything they could want stopped living. Their colony went extinct. Very much like what the PAX did in Serenity:

Universe 25. See link at 209.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 06:04 PM (vMCab)

237
"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind" - Butlerian Jihad of Dune, Frank Herbert

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 05:59 PM (49Exr)

Is it possible to actually MAKE a machine that stupid?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 06:05 PM (n+4am)

238 From the - what the shit is this dept- went out to put some stuff in the dumpster and lock the gate. Dumpster, gate and truck have some sort of sticky substance all over them...grabs tin foil Stetson before going back outside.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 06:05 PM (XiBci)

239 Actually... I wonder just how many elderly people these mobility scooters have prematurely killed by relieving them of the need to use their muscles.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 05:58 PM (F0YaR)

I agree that if you don't move you rust . Atrophy is a killer in the senior community.. That's why I think an assist to walk would help. They move to scooters because of the difficulty and fear of falling. Or they are just lazy and were probably lazy when they were younger,

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 06:06 PM (2DOZq)

240 So the people of Australia don't have children anymore. The State of Australia does.

I really didn't see that coming.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

Why not? It takes a village, after all.
- H. Clinton

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 20, 2021 06:06 PM (cvNl1)

241 238 From the - what the shit is this dept- went out to put some stuff in the dumpster and lock the gate. Dumpster, gate and truck have some sort of sticky substance all over them...grabs tin foil Stetson before going back outside.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 06:05 PM (XiBci)

CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 06:06 PM (jvt6t)

242 Robot bands would be kooll if coded well.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 06:07 PM (X04zC)

243 I'd like to see a fight between Robot Doof & Robot The James Madison.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 06:08 PM (jvt6t)

244 There is mood gain zzz. Everyone should rush to the exits at once and be sure to trample someone who is down!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2021 06:08 PM (Vxu+H)

245 Reminds me of one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes. The gambler gangster who got everything he wanted . Soon found out he was in Hell.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 05:55 PM (2DOZq)

Ah I remember that one now. Thanks!

A Nice Place To Visit (end scene)
https://tinyurl.com/yz4bz9vv

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 06:09 PM (49Exr)

246 rickb223, fist bump, palm slap, elbow bump, and hug. I so hope that you will join us in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 06:09 PM (XiBci)

247 >>> I agree that if you don't move you rust . Atrophy is a killer in the senior community.. That's why I think an assist to walk would help. They move to scooters because of the difficulty and fear of falling. Or they are just lazy and were probably lazy when they were younger,
Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 06:06 PM (2DOZq)

Squats and deep lunges are really important as you get older. You are in a constant race trying to stay ahead of your butt muscles atrophying. They can almost disappear and I don't know if you can even get them back after they've gone too far.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 06:09 PM (UkmUt)

248 The part Evacuate everyone who wants to get out....
Who the fk wants to stay? Might be someone with a death wish or needs to be some kind of 8th century wife.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 06:09 PM (znIQ9)

249 Wow. Going over Y2k preps. Found the company I did business with in 2000 is still in business. Walton Feed. rainydayfoods.com

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 06:09 PM (OCTRt)

250 I think my Louisiana southern accent hindered my job search when I moved to NYC. F'ing Yankees.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 06:10 PM (2DOZq)

251 Fights and music smashed together.

You must let me direct.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 06:10 PM (X04zC)

252 NOOD. Not mood stupid autocucmber.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2021 06:11 PM (Vxu+H)

253 rickb223, fist bump, palm slap, elbow bump, and hug. I so hope that you will join us in Oct.
Posted by: Ben Had

I wish I could. Maybe next year. We have closed on the construction loan and they were supposed to start dirt work this week for the foundation. Except for the rain.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 06:12 PM (OCTRt)

254 You ain't truly from the South unless you know what tump means.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 06:13 PM (XiBci)

255 I live in the South and sometimes I hear people talk and you might think they are faking it but they are not.

Posted by: f'd at August 20, 2021 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

256 "I agree that if you don't move you rust . Atrophy is a killer in the senior community."

For the same reason inertia is politically. That's why, if we're going to make mistakes anyway, I would prefer that at least some of them be aggressive mistakes and -

(sigh. Fenris, really?)

- the we overplay our hand once in a -

(this again?)

...okay, okay nevermind. Sorry.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 06:18 PM (49Exr)

257 251 Fights and music smashed together.

You must let me direct.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 06:10 PM (X04zC)

Music and fights?

https://tinyurl.com/u7fthpkh

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Biden Time Summer Sale! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 06:19 PM (0QYMt)

258 241 238 From the - what the shit is this dept- went out to put some stuff in the dumpster and lock the gate. Dumpster, gate and truck have some sort of sticky substance all over them...grabs tin foil Stetson before going back outside.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 06:05 PM (XiBci)

CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 06:06 PM (jvt6t)

Bug cum.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 20, 2021 06:22 PM (Fs5vw)

259 I want a refund
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 05:00 PM (IG8lb)

I remember things like the GE carousel of progress, where everything was done at the "push of a button". Now, we're too GD lazy to even push a button, and it's got to be voice command. If we had the rocket packs we were promised, kids would shove them in the corner, and go watch a YT "reaction video" of somebody playing a game where they fly a jetpack.

The future isn't just a ripoff, it's a fat, lazy retard.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 05:03

Who easily accepts what the globalist oligarchy and it's compliant media feed them.

If you want to see someone totally pissed off about this today look for Rob O'Neil, he was on Will Kane's show on Fox. He is PISSED!

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 06:40 PM (55Qr6)

260 I think Boston Dynamics should create a slim exoskeleton for legs for seniors to assist what muscle they have left. Mobility is the key for a better life.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (2DOZq)

Actually... I wonder just how many elderly people these mobility scooters have prematurely killed by relieving them of the need to use their muscles.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 05:5
-------
I get your concern GB, but think of this. Because of mobility problems they can't move w/out help. What is better...lying in bed or getting around w/ assistance?

My MIL could have used something like Just... suggested. Her ankle and foot bones collapsed so much she couldn't walk. Bedridden at 85 she did last till this Mar, aged 87. RIP Jo.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 06:55 PM (55Qr6)

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