Mid-Morning Art Thread

Portrait of Bia de' Medici
Agnolo Bronzino

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Right of the FIRST night

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 31, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax)

3 Face of a doll.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 She'd probably already murdered three people in her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

5 Can she breathe?

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (ELgVT)

6 She's one Biden would be attempting the purple nurple.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Spoiled rich girls are the worst

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 31, 2021 08:32 AM (89OU7)

8 And the children were handsome.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)

9 Pope's daughter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:32 AM (TayrX)

10 Bia Zadora?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 31, 2021 08:32 AM (w9Wax)

11 I'd sniff it.

Posted by: Pretendident Biden at August 31, 2021 08:32 AM (d9FiS)

12 Not really in the mood to see Jen Psaki.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

13 You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch, girl (Bitch, girl), and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway (Rich girl)
Say money but it won't get you too far, get you too far

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

14 She's cute. Would sniff.- Joe Biden

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (Vxu+H)

15 I WANT IT NOW, DADDY!

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (ffT8C)

16 She'd probably already murdered three people in her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

Already given the Lecretia Borgia award for most promising killer....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (7bRMQ)

17 How do you get a 5 year old to sit still for a portrait? Threaten to take away her iPad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (TayrX)

18 Smells just like chicken!

Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

19 I guess a carpet and curtain comment would be a little of base??

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)

20 Someone always beats me to the Biden Pedophile reference.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (+nWCH)

21 She's into chains. Don't know about whips.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (mNhhD)

22 She'd probably already murdered three people in her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

With poison?

Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (AwYPR)

23 She is a ginger, so we already know she has no soul.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (TayrX)

24 Looks slightly less lifelike than yesterday's hare.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (nfrXX)

25 The Medici have black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (yQpMk)

26 Bronzino....

*braces for godfather quotes

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (IF7/S)

27 cans challenged

Posted by: REDACTED at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (uCLWI)

28 Still not quite there on the hands, but certainly improving

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (E5V64)

29 Better keep an eye peeled for Sleepy Joe...

Posted by: Inogame at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (53oGX)

30

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (K2SnJ)

31 Not really in the mood to see Jen Psaki.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

I've never hit a woman......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Quick, someone 'shop *biden sniffing her hair.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (BFigT)

33 Don't care how I want it now!
Don't care how I want it now!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0)

34 22 She'd probably already murdered three people in her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

With poison?
Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 08:34 AM (AwYPR)

=========

Poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)

35 She wears her rivals still beating heart in a locket worn around her neck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (TayrX)

36 Matching browns.

Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (Owx4w)

37 How do you get a 5 year old to sit still for a portrait? Threaten to take away her iPad?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (TayrX)
*********
She was promised a pony.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

38 cans challenged
Posted by: REDACTED at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (uCLWI)

No grass on the infield. Ball game cancelled.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

39 Oh. She died at age six of a fever.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (DMQdU)

40 I have a print of this painting hanging in my home. That's not a good color representation.

I love the portrait.

Posted by: Tuna at August 31, 2021 08:36 AM (gLRfa)

41 Girl must be from a very wealthy family to put that kind of money into a portrait of her before she's done growing. And yeah, per Wikipedia, that's correct - she was a Medici, although illegitimate:

Bianca de Medici, usually known as Bia de Medici, was the illegitimate daughter of Cosimo I de Medici, Grand Duke of Tuscany, born before his first marriage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:36 AM (Jsjd7)

42 can you imagine getting a child into all those clothes and jewelry every day? Holy moly, says Mrs, Medici, thank goodness for a big earner husband and lots of servants.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 31, 2021 08:36 AM (E5V64)

43 Poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)

Like Waffle House hash browns!

Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 08:36 AM (AwYPR)

44 39 Oh. She died at age six of a fever.
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (DMQdU)

The first official COVID death

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2021 08:36 AM (ffT8C)

45 Only six when she died and the portrait was commissioned by her father after her death. Bia was the illegitimate daughter of Cosimo de' Medici and he was apparently very fond of her.

It's a nice portrait.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (AJzTi)

46 Red head Italian, must have been a hand full later in life.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (Tkx8L)

47 poor little rich girl!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)

48 Poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:35 AM (LvTSG)

You forgot raped, twice.

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (ffT8C)

49 From her hands, i'm guessing she has fat stubby feet. Probably cankles too.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (89OU7)

50 My toybox is worth more than your entire extended family.

Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2021 08:38 AM (MUjwB)

51
You forgot raped, twice.
Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (ffT8C)

It likely wasn't RAPE rape, so it's fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

52 No that's not what Pissaki looked like.

Posted by: Ziba at August 31, 2021 08:38 AM (S1hrL)

53 Bia looks like she was a biatch

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2021 08:39 AM (ffT8C)

54 Only six when she died and the portrait was commissioned by her father after her death. Bia was the illegitimate daughter of Cosimo de' Medici and he was apparently very fond of her.

It's a nice portrait.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM (AJzTi)
++++
Ah, that's the missing piece. I didn't realize she'd died - I just looked up who she was to see if my guess about "insanely rich family" was correct.

How does an artist paint a portrait of someone dead? Work from sketches and descriptions, or did he have access to the corpse, or ...?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:39 AM (Jsjd7)

55 I just farted

Posted by: Bia at August 31, 2021 08:39 AM (uCLWI)

56 Only six when she died and the portrait was commissioned by her father after her death. Bia was the illegitimate daughter of Cosimo de' Medici and he was apparently very fond of her.

It's a nice portrait.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hopefully, her hairdresser was FIRED !

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)

57 Pissaki has been ugly all her life.

Posted by: Ziba at August 31, 2021 08:39 AM (S1hrL)

58 Is it me, or does she look like the girl that's standing in front of the burning house with that same look?

http://i3.ytIMG.com/vi/frlDkcG8Z9E/hqdefault.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

59 My girls really try my patience. One of them knows how to push daddy's buttons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:40 AM (TayrX)

60 Only six when she died and the portrait was commissioned by her father after her death. Bia was the illegitimate daughter of Cosimo de' Medici and he was apparently very fond of her.

Did he mention her every time he spoke in public?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2021 08:40 AM (nfrXX)

61 Which was easier to get to hold still? Yesterday's bunny or this girl?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (G2zl5)

62
Whenever competing with boys in
sports, Bia'd always used poison
If she started to lag,
Her competition would gag
She was quite the Olympic doyenne

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (5NkmN)

63 59 My girls really try my patience. One of them knows how to push daddy's buttons.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:40 AM (TayrX)

-----
My father once told me "Daddies are the biggest suckers going."

He was 100% dead on.

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (VJsqe)

64 yeah, Agnolo

Daddy's thingy is a lot bigger

Posted by: Bia at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (uCLWI)

65 Cosimo...

https://tinyurl.com/2xuj98na

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)

66 How does an artist paint a portrait of someone dead? Work from sketches and descriptions, or did he have access to the corpse, or ...?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She's seated right next to yesterday's wabbitt !

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (arJlL)

67 I bet her hair smells great!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (DpkTQ)

68 Cosimo...

https://tinyurl.com/2xuj98na
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)

Wondering eye and murdernipple.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Cosimo de Medici was a great patron of the arts. He funded a lot of cultural projects to beautify Florence and said "All those things have given me the greatest satisfaction and contentment because they are not only for the honor of God but are likewise for my own remembrance. For fifty years, I have done nothing else but earn money and spend money; and it became clear that spending money gives me greater pleasure than earning it." Not much like our crummy elites. If we could get a Cosimo de Medici out of all this corruption, I wouldn't mind it so much.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (YkV34)

70 My father once told me "Daddies are the biggest suckers going."

He was 100% dead on.
Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (VJsqe)

My Dad was the biggest sucker when it came to my daughter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)

71 Which was easier to get to hold still? Yesterday's bunny or this girl?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (G2zl5)

Dia and the bunny were both dead when the portraits were made so it is probably a toss up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 08:43 AM (yQpMk)

72
My Dad was the biggest sucker when it came to my daughter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)

My daughter is VERY aware that I'm not, most of the time. Her mother, on the other hand......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

73 The head looks a little bit large for the rest of the body. But the realism captured is amazing. She died when she was 6 years old of a fever. Thanks for these art posts!

Posted by: WarEagle82 at August 31, 2021 08:43 AM (+Kpte)

74 The Medici series is well worth the watch.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (ySQBZ)

75 "Daddies are the biggest suckers going."

Especially when there are two daddies in the family.

Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Owx4w)

76 Wow the story behind this painting is sad. The girl in the picture died at 5 or 6 and her father commissioned the painting in her remembrance.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (DpkTQ)

77 Huh. This portrait was reproduced in the 1950s on a stamp in Saarland, a German state. Why would the Germans - and distant Germans at that, up near Luxembourg - put an illegitimate Italian princess as painted by an Italian artist from the 16th century onto their postage?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Jsjd7)

78 71 Which was easier to get to hold still? Yesterday's bunny or this girl?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 08:41 AM (G2zl5)
Dia and the bunny were both dead when the portraits were made so it is probably a toss up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 08:43 AM (yQpMk)

You can stuff the bunny.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (G2zl5)

79 She looks very sad. The expression looks old for a six-year-old.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (cSyAR)

80 77 Huh. This portrait was reproduced in the 1950s on a stamp in Saarland, a German state. Why would the Germans - and distant Germans at that, up near Luxembourg - put an illegitimate Italian princess as painted by an Italian artist from the 16th century onto their postage?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Jsjd7)

=======

The lulz?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)

81 Only six when she died and the portrait was commissioned by her father after her death.

===

I see, Bronzino used photographs to do her portrait.

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (IF7/S)

82 Wow the story behind this painting is sad. The girl in the picture died at 5 or 6 and her father commissioned the painting in her remembrance.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (DpkTQ)

That explains how they got her to sit still, I guess......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

83 If we could get a Cosimo de Medici out of all this corruption, I wouldn't mind it so much.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (YkV34)

-----
And then when one of the Koch brothers tries to fund a hospital or Trump operates an ice rink for New Yorkers, everyone gets the vapors and faints and the deal falls through. And that is why we can't have nice things anymore.

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (VJsqe)

84 I look at a portrait of some king or religious leader or other adult who has been dead for centuries and I just consider the artistic part. Is the portrait well done? Is that what this person really looked like? Did the artist capture the personality?

Looking at this and knowing the portrait was done after the girl died, I can't help but wonder.... What was her favorite color? Did she have a doll that she played with? Did she call her father papa? Did she giggle a lot or was she more somber?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Vxu+H)

85 She looks very sad. The expression looks old for a six-year-old.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (cSyAR)

Her death depresses her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (yQpMk)

86 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Pretendident Biden at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (d9FiS)

87 Especially when there are two daddies in the family.
Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Owx4w)

Heather has two mommies, 3 dads, several Uncle Joes, and a biker gang.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)

88 If only she had worn a mask.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

89 That's Veruca Salt on a good day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (EJQ2F)

90 87 Especially when there are two daddies in the family.
Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 08:44 AM (Owx4w)

Heather has two mommies, 3 dads, several Uncle Joes, and a biker gang.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)

========

The Biker Gang treats her with the most respect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (LvTSG)

91 Whose face is on the pendent? Her father's?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (yQpMk)

92 Gets us a witch!! Burn her!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (4PNQ/)

93 If we could get a Cosimo de Medici out of all this corruption, I wouldn't mind it so much.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 08:42 AM (YkV34)

No joke. All Our Crummy Betters want to do with their money is destroy the country and hand the world over to our enemies.

Fuck, you faithless bastards, build a goddam library or something!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (5NkmN)

94 It is hard to yell at them when they look at you with those big brown eyes and smile. Then start dancing to Guns n' Roses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (TayrX)

95 Germany? Nazis looted the thing and now it hangs in Saarlad?

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2021 08:46 AM (IF7/S)

96 The really interesting daughter of Cosimo was Isabella. Quite a beauty and very independent. Her husband ended up strangling her because, basically, she wouldn't do was she was told. Look her up.

Posted by: Tuna at August 31, 2021 08:46 AM (gLRfa)

97 Spoiled rich girls are the worst
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Advice from my Dad, "Never get involved with a woman whose Father calls her 'Princess' because she thinks she really is."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 08:46 AM (mD/uy)

98 She looks very sad. The expression looks old for a six-year-old.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

She's seen things, man.

Posted by: Pretendident Biden at August 31, 2021 08:46 AM (d9FiS)

99 *Greta....spelling fail!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 31, 2021 08:46 AM (4PNQ/)

100 Saarland

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2021 08:46 AM (IF7/S)

101 Cosimo...
https://tinyurl.com/2xuj98na

Huh. At first, I thought it looked like she had mild strabismus but then just wrote it off to "well, it's a painting, not a photograph." But after seeing dad, I probably owe the painter an apology.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2021 08:47 AM (nfrXX)

102 I wonder what post she was in the middle of writing when she passed?

Lac, anyone?

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 08:47 AM (VJsqe)

103 That's Veruca Salt on a good day.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (EJQ2F)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/_imxJaabU6g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:47 AM (Jsjd7)

104 Flat as a pancake.

Would totally sniff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (HM6RI)

105 on the twitter

The period after the Afghanistan debacle subsides will be very dangerous. The humiliated regime will be looking to reassert itself, and since it lacks the credibility to act abroad, theyll look closer to home -
like the guy who gets punked at work going home to beat his wife.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

106 Youse guys better be nice to her, that look says, "I have a hidden knife and I'll cut you like a fool-doody."

Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (gmo/4)

107 The Medicis were an interesting family that had its share of tragedies/crimes/ and triumphs in Italy.

Cosimo was a sly dog that preferred to rule behind the scenes rather than risk a more prominent role. Behavior wise, he was an earlier prototype of a Godfather political boss. People came to him with problems and he helped resolve them.

Posted by: whig at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (xunV5)

108 :: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/_imxJaabU6g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:47 AM (Jsjd7)

I'm getting a "video not available" error.

But I like the thought. That's what counts.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

109 34 "drawn and quartered." It's dollared now, because of inflation.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (Ji8pz)

110 It is hard to yell at them when they look at you with those big brown eyes and smile. Then start dancing to Guns n' Roses.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Ya don't hafta worry til they start dancing WITH guns ...and roses.

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL)

111 Oh and looks like there is some speculation that the girl in the painting would actually be her half sister who was born six months after her death.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 08:49 AM (G2zl5)

112 I'm getting a "video not available" error.

But I like the thought. That's what counts.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
https://youtu.be/aRkb6DQhGs8 ?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)

113 The humiliated regime will be looking to reassert itself, and since it lacks the credibility to act abroad, theyll look closer to home -
like the guy who gets punked at work going home to beat his wife.

That's pretty much what the last-second drone strike was. A guy being thrown out of a bar who kicks a dog on his way out.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 08:49 AM (YkV34)

114 >>The humiliated regime will be looking to reassert itself, and since it lacks the credibility to act abroad, theyll look closer to home

I am ordering Drone Strikes on American Families in 3... 2...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 08:50 AM (HM6RI)

115 ++++
https://youtu.be/aRkb6DQhGs8 ?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)

that works.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

116 at the BEE:

In Response To Afghanistan Disaster, Pelosi Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against President Trump

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)

117 Oh and looks like there is some speculation that the girl in the painting would actually be her half sister who was born six months after her death.
Posted by: Buzzion

Which half? Top/bottom or left/right?

Or front/back for that matter.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 08:50 AM (mD/uy)

118 Good morning everyone fron sunny Arizona! Two hour time difference so to me it's 10 minutes til 7. I woke up at 5:00. Blech! But.. so happy to be hear and see my BIL and his wife.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (HOSkN)

119 And then when one of the Koch brothers tries to fund a hospital or Trump operates an ice rink for New Yorkers, everyone gets the vapors and faints and the deal falls through. And that is why we can't have nice things anymore.
Posted by: 496

It is because the elites hate this country and its citizens--they are literally cloud people with no self realization of the land of plebes beneath their feet.

Posted by: whig at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (xunV5)

120 I am ordering Drone Strikes on American Families in 3... 2...
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2021 08:50 AM (HM6RI)
++++
Hey, Joe! You can get a twofer and just drone-strike the American citizens left in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (Jsjd7)

121 >> It is hard to yell at them when they look at you with those big brown eyes and smile. Then start dancing to Guns n' Roses.

I feel the same way about strippers.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (HM6RI)

122 Off topic, blame it on Dr Mabusette. Has anyone read Dr Mabuse novels by Jacques?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (RJCvt)

123 Democratic lawmakers drop idea for a California statewide vaccine mandate

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (RHGPo)

124 That a-stan family that got droned, was there a bottle of aspirin in the house?

Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (Owx4w)

125 It is hard to yell at them when they look at you with those big brown eyes and smile. Then start dancing to Guns n' Roses.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:45 AM (TayrX)
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G 'N R? Lies!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (Jsjd7)

126 Bee Headline: In Response To Afghanistan Disaster, Pelosi Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against President Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (XHhHI)

127 Good news, everybody! I think. Maybe.

https://bit.ly/3t0rvg1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (d9FiS)

128

Tony loved wearing his sister's dresses because when he did uncle Luigi would always use lube...

Posted by: Gino at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (enLZY)

129 OUT : WAG THE DOG

IN : DRONE STRIKE THE DOG

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (HM6RI)

130 Joe Biden can't use the military against American citizens. He will allow the Taliban to occupy American bases and fly drone missions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (TayrX)

131 Hey, Dr. Mabuse was a criminal mastermind AND a hypnotist. Why, if he'd had drones he'd be ruling the world by now!

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (YkV34)

132 *be here.. not hear. See? I'm so screwed up right now. I need moar coffee!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (HOSkN)

133 Yesterday in Lake county Ohio, solid MAGA stronghold, I saw the first professionally done Impeach Biden lawn sign.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (y7DUB)

134 130 Joe Biden can't use the military against American citizens. He will allow the Taliban to occupy American bases and fly drone missions.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (TayrX)

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Taliban with new management from Facebook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (LvTSG)

135 Oh, yes. Not quite 4 and can already command Alexa to play "Welcome to the Jungle".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:54 AM (TayrX)

136 Off topic, blame it on Dr Mabusette. Has anyone read Dr Mabuse novels by Jacques?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 31, 2021 08:51 AM (RJCvt)

Seen the movies.

They're interesting, if not great.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 08:54 AM (5NkmN)

137 Good news, everybody! I think. Maybe.

https://bit.ly/3t0rvg1
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (d9FiS)

In English, please?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

138 It hit me yesterday the Spongebrain Shitpants (the style guide should be updated) pulled a Leroy Jenkins in Afghanistan. Ended about the same too.

He is asshoe.

Posted by: Trog04 at August 31, 2021 08:55 AM (T2s1D)

139 133 Yesterday in Lake county Ohio, solid MAGA stronghold, I saw the first professionally done Impeach Biden lawn sign.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:53 AM (y7DUB)

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That's good to hear. I read that 20+ Republican representatives called for Joe to resign. If they had any balls they'd file articles of impeachment. Put their name on it in tall letters like John Hancock. But they don't have any balls, so they meekly "call for his resignation."

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 08:55 AM (VJsqe)

140 I am not naughtly. But they wanted me to be.

Posted by: Veruca Salt at August 31, 2021 08:56 AM (xopIz)

141 Dr. Mabuse is an interesting character who really appeals to the European mind - he never made a successful crossover to the US, though the Fritz Lang movies were admired. But to Germans, to say "Dr Mabuse" is like saying "Dracula" to us; he's just a deeply embedded cultural artifact that means mysterious, almost supernatural evil.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 08:56 AM (YkV34)

142 Joe Biden can't use the military against American citizens. He will allow the Taliban to occupy American bases and fly drone missions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

He'll do it anyway. Something something "Insurrection Act" and "bipartisan support".

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at August 31, 2021 08:56 AM (OUMaO)

143 There's a beautiful portrait of Cosimo's mother, Maria Salviati and little Bia.

Posted by: Tuna at August 31, 2021 08:56 AM (gLRfa)

144 OUT : WAG THE DOG

IN : DRONE STRIKE THE DOG
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (HM6RI)

The local cops got Predators?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 08:56 AM (gbfHZ)

145 Release the hounds!

London cops are using attack dogs against anti-vaccine passport protesters.

https://bit.ly/3zyhMA4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 08:57 AM (d9FiS)

146 137 Good news, everybody! I think. Maybe. https://bit.ly/3t0rvg1
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 08:52 AM (d9FiS)
In English, please?Posted by: Sponge

Translation: Ida puts out for a steak dinner and some booze...

Posted by: Gino at August 31, 2021 08:57 AM (enLZY)

147 Impeachment is a serious step and should only be considered in the gravest circumstances! Don't cheapen the constitutional process!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:57 AM (TayrX)

148 Lorenzo the Great really was great. He didn't do anything without the consent of the other families.

Boy did he have a talent for finding young artists.

Buonaronti for one.

Posted by: Veruca Salt at August 31, 2021 08:58 AM (xopIz)

149 Market's being a little cuckoo this morning.

I wonder if now that everyone's figured out what an incompetent fool Biden is, if -

they're worried, now that he's 'fixed' Afghanistan if he'll continue "fixing" the economy...Biden-style!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 08:58 AM (5NkmN)

150 GOPe House members are afraid if they filed Articles of Impeachment Pelosi would spank them.

Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 08:58 AM (Owx4w)

151 London cops are using attack dogs against anti-vaccine passport protesters.

https://bit.ly/3zyhMA4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 08:57 AM (d9FiS)

Sorry, but those cops need to be dealt with. Harshly.

You release the hounds on the people, you better be ready for revenge to be exacted. You earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Off spoiled girl sock

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 08:58 AM (xopIz)

153 Impeachment is a serious step and should only be considered in the gravest circumstances! Don't cheapen the constitutional process!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 31, 2021 08:57 AM (TayrX)

I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 31, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

154 Sorry, but those cops need to be dealt with. Harshly.

You release the hounds on the people, you better be ready for revenge to be exacted. You earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt

Unarmed, generally submissive native populace. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at August 31, 2021 08:59 AM (OUMaO)

155 Ya don't hafta worry til they start dancing WITH guns ...and roses.
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL)

Like all of those Cossack girls dancing with swords?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 31, 2021 08:59 AM (qyH+l)

156 141 Needless to say, the books are not easy to find. Interesting protagonist.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 31, 2021 09:00 AM (RJCvt)

157 I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 31, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
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Forget that toolbox, Nan. *We* have the best newsletters in the world!

Posted by: David French and Jonah Goldberg at August 31, 2021 09:00 AM (Jsjd7)

158
Unarmed, generally submissive native populace. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at August 31, 2021 08:59 AM (OUMaO)

The doughboy in the front had a stick. Take it. Use it. It starts there.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

159 Attack dogs?

bring poisoned ground beef meatballs.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:01 AM (xopIz)

160 Apparently I've been banned at work pc.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm phone at August 31, 2021 09:01 AM (DRYwV)

161 London cops are using attack dogs against anti-vaccine passport protesters.

Nerdrotic's live stream yesterday had a section on a pro-vaxxer going batshit crazy shrieking about anti-vaxx protesters. She had crazy eyes, and was bellowing about how she wanted all those people dead, dead, DEAD!!! He first pointed out that all her tattoos were really fresh - he's got an expert eye for that. So here's a woman who just suddenly got VERY radicalized, and she's in full ragehead mode screaming about killing people. He said that's what happens when people have been locked in their homes and psychologically tortured for over a year.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at August 31, 2021 09:01 AM (YkV34)

162 Great.

I just learned I have a 4 AM conference call tomorrow.......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Ol' Joe would like to sniff her hair.

He may get more than he bargained for tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (++Sf8)

164 The doughboy in the front had a stick. Take it. Use it. It starts there.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
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It's a bit higher risk, but dogs don't like being punched in the face or having a fist shoved down its throat any more than a human does. If it can lock its jaws onto you you're at a disadvantage, but dogs don't like being hit in the face.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (Jsjd7)

165 162 Great.

I just learned I have a 4 AM conference call tomorrow.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

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That's easy. Just change the clock on your computer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

166 ++++
It's a bit higher risk, but dogs don't like being punched in the face or having a fist shoved down its throat any more than a human does. If it can lock its jaws onto you you're at a disadvantage, but dogs don't like being hit in the face.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (Jsjd7)

If it's good enough for sharks......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

167
Where's her mask?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (jYQlA)

168 She looks like Twiki from Buck Rogers.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (xqRaG)

169 Throw the stick and yell Fetch.

Posted by: davidt at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (Owx4w)

170 Where's her mask?
Posted by: Just Wondering at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (jYQlA)
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The masquerade ball is later. The Medici parties were *lit*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (Jsjd7)

171 Bdeebeedebeeb... Buck, stop sticking it in my exhaust port...

Posted by: Twiki at August 31, 2021 09:04 AM (enLZY)

172
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That's easy. Just change the clock on your computer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

10 net time /settime: +4 GMT /Domain
20 pause 14400
30 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

173 Throw the stick and yell Fetch.
Posted by: davidt

I read that as "Felch!"

Posted by: Shep at August 31, 2021 09:04 AM (mD/uy)

174 The guy in London pushed a cop [the way Elaine Benes used to push Seinfeld, George and Bizarro Jerry] then walked away. There were about six human cops around who should have controlled the situation w/o requiring the K9's aid kinda like there having been a SWAT Team behind Ashli when dipshit murdered her. The guy is/was in hospital BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (UHVv4)

175 Speaking of Jen Psaki; why do liberal women seem to think that dull hair and no make up makes them look Professional? Or something.

Men in power don't do that. They get their hair done professional and tho they may not use makeup, some may for just a fresher more youthful look wiithout it being obvious.

If you're in the public eye 24/7 how's about you look as good as you can just for the novelty of it.

It's like they choose to be plain and sometimes downright ugly as if that proves something.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (++Sf8)

176 >>>"dogs don't like being hit in the face"

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I hear there's such a thing as "wishboning" as well. Dog shoulders are not designed to go east-west. Pulling each front leg out away from the other is supposed to incapacitate at least 1 shoulder joint rapidly.

However, I have no idea how you'd get your hands on both feet to do it without being chewed up a bit first.

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (VJsqe)

177 Lorenzo the Great really was great. He didn't do anything without the consent of the other families.

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The Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, and Lucchese families.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (d9FiS)

178 If the coof is so deadly all the anti vaxxers will die right? If it is not then what does it matter? People are angry and the governments are giving them a target( other than themselves)

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (uUDKV)

179 The masquerade ball is later. The Medici parties were *lit*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:03 AM (Jsjd7)
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Yes. Yes, they were.

Posted by: The Red Death at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (LBiAf)

180 Attack dogs?

bring poisoned ground beef meatballs.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:01 AM (xopIz)

I think that's what the Taliban might do to the dogs left in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 09:06 AM (2DOZq)

181 I just learned I have a 4 AM conference call tomorrow.......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

Leave strip club at 2
Head to WaHo
Leave there at 3
Confcall at 4
Start drinking again

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:07 AM (yrol0)

182 I wonder what post she was in the middle of writing when she passed?

Lac, anyone?
Posted by: 496

No ide

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)

183 Leave strip club at 2
Head to WaHo
Leave there at 3
Confcall at 4
Start drinking again
Posted by: rhennigantx

He knows what he is talking about, he's Pre-Med!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:07 AM (mD/uy)

184 Off E. A. Poe sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 09:07 AM (LBiAf)

185
Leave strip club at 2
Head to WaHo
Leave there at 3
Confcall at 4
Start drinking again
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:07 AM (yrol0)

Ah yes....the old College Try method.

I like it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

186 I don't wanna brag or anything, but...

STEVE INMAN FOLLOWED ME!!!!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2021 09:08 AM (+ZGEx)

187 Leave strip club at 2
Head to WaHo
Leave there at 3
Confcall at 4
Start drinking again
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:07 AM (yrol0)
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You just described what I am pretty sure was the nightly routine for one of my on-call Unix sysadmins...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:08 AM (Jsjd7)

188 STEVE INMAN FOLLOWED ME!!!!!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2021 09:08 AM (+ZGEx)

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What, like with a camera?

Posted by: 496 at August 31, 2021 09:09 AM (VJsqe)

189 This is not the Krishna we were led to expect after yesterday's Hare.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 31, 2021 09:10 AM (a3Q+t)

190 Looks like Ace is gonna have a good morning...

once he gets here and Pug can get his hands on him.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM (f/evC)

191 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM (d9FiS)

Aren't those Sicilian?

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM (++Sf8)

192 STEVE INMAN FOLLOWED ME!!!!!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2021 09:08 AM (+ZGEx)
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See, this is bullshit. Some Twitter celebrity follows a lady and it's all "oh, oh, look at meeeee!"

When *I* follow a lady, though - through a park, in a pedestrian tunnel, whatever - it's all "Help! Help! Get away!"

Double standards, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM (Jsjd7)

193 175 Speaking of Jen Psaki; why do liberal women seem to think that dull hair and no make up makes them look Professional? Or something.
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Literally putting lipstick on a pig.

Posted by: BluesFish at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM (kPJ/p)

194 So demoncrat party are starting to panic about the Cali recall. Rumor has it they are really worried that Elder could win this thing and get to replace Finestein.

How delicious would that be?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM (Vxu+H)

195 Leave strip club at 2
Head to WaHo
Leave there at 3
Confcall at 4
Start drinking again

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Yes, a great way to have to take a course again.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:12 AM (sX1BW)

196 The civil rights movement wasn't won on the issue. It was won by people who thought that dixiecrats need to take an L if we aren't going to read about fucking attack dogs and fire hoses forever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2021 09:12 AM (/hXfz)

197 Does remind me of the Dave Chappell skit of a PBS doc on racist Hollywood animal stars .

Had the famous photo of the Alabama civil rights protest with the police German Shepard claiming it was an early photo of Rin Tin Tin.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 09:12 AM (2DOZq)

198 Who is Steve Inman?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:12 AM (sX1BW)

199 #178
While true that the highest percentage of people who die will be anti Vaccaro their illness wivalso impact all first responders
You don't think doing that is OK do you?

Posted by: Kurt at August 31, 2021 09:13 AM (5f2Z8)

200 198 Who is Steve Inman?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:12 AM (sX1BW)

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Play by play guy on Twitter that Ace posts a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:13 AM (LvTSG)

201 The Ditch Witch? Absolute moral authority.

This mom? Not so much.

DISGUSTING: Gold Star Mom of Lance Cpl. Kareem Nikoui, Shana Chappell, suspended from Facebook/Instagram for BRUTAL letter to Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:13 AM (d9FiS)

202 Go Fuck Your Mother, Kurt.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (f/evC)

203 Who is Steve Inman?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:12 AM (sX1BW)

The guy on Twatter that does the play by play of videos when Aunt Teefa gets their ass handed to them.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

204 Wouldn't it be a hoot if the Taliban starts taking over more moderate regimes in the neighborhood? Like Iran and Pakistan?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (xopIz)

205 America-Hating Communist Breadline Bernie Sanders Joins Efforts to Save Gruesome Newsom, Hilariously Calls Recall Initiative a

Bold-Faced Republican Power Grab

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (yrol0)

206 I got a response from the retard. Fuck off and die retard.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (uUDKV)

207 Go Fuck Your Mother, Kurt.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (f/evC)

Isn't that how he starts the day?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Flat n hot, that Renaissance thot.

Posted by: Hunter Buydem at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (YzADt)

209 While true that the highest percentage of people who die will be anti Vaccaro their illness wivalso impact all first responders
You don't think doing that is OK do you?
Posted by: Cocksucker at August 31, 2021 09:13 AM
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Any way we can get some trolls who aren't ESL? Or is this doing the trolling that Americans won't do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)

210 You just described what I am pretty sure was the nightly routine for one of my on-call

I had to re output every order run by the service bureau's night guy cuz drinking on job. But he was golden with lib owner, cuz nigerian.

Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Lysenko Race Theory at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (jPDuP)

211 Yes, a great way to have to take a course again.
Posted by: SH

Overheard during a morning class during college:

"Mr. Tonypete, some students enroll in college to apply themselves and learn. Then there's you."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (mD/uy)

212 She's meeting Senile Joe and is resigned to her fate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (cSyAR)

213 Kurt, don't drag Brenda Vaccaro onto this.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (LBiAf)

214 This is from Hannity last night. He interviewed 2 of the fathers whose son's were killed.

"In reference to the checking of his watch, that didn't happen just once," Hoover remarked. "It happened on every single one that came out of that airplane. It happened on every single one of them. They would release the salute, and he would look down at his watch on every last one. All 13, he looked down at his watch."

"Mark, do you want to comment on the watch incident? Did you notice the same thing?"
"Yes, I did. I leaned into my son's mother's ear in I said 'I swear to god if he checks his watch one more time' and that was probably only four times in, I couldn't look at him anymore after that," Schmitz said. "Considering the time and why we were there, I found it to be the most disrespectful thing I'd ever seen."

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (cF8AT)

215 Isn't that how he starts the day?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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Other way around. It involves external hardware.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)

216 How delicious would that be?

In other news, Sen. Feinstein was found dead today, apparently committing suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head three times.

Oddly, a large quantity of hair gel was found at the death site.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (ZsR3z)

217 209 Any way we can get some trolls who aren't ESL? Or is this doing the trolling that Americans won't do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)

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I'm just wondering how he knew that I was anti-Vaccaro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (LvTSG)

218 Kurts first day with the new fingers...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (flINI)

219 Glenn Kessler
@GlennKesslerWP
New #FactChecker --> No, the Taliban did not seize $83 billion of U.S. weapons

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No, they didn't seize them. They were given them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (d9FiS)

220 Who let in the Gimp?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (gbfHZ)

221 >>> While true that the highest percentage of people who die will be anti Vaccaro their illness wivalso impact all first responders

First responders will have the vaccaro, so they will be fine.

Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (MUjwB)

222 Posted by: Kurt at August 31, 2021 09:13 AM (5f2Z

Vaccinated people are the super spreaders you ignorant bint. Are first responders not vaccinated? You are one dumb Commie.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (2DOZq)

223 Explain how I'm infecting anyone when I'm not sick asshole.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (FA5Pj)

224 i'm guessing she has fat stubby feet. Probably cankles too.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 31, 2021 08:37 AM

Are you saying that like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! at August 31, 2021 09:16 AM (a3Q+t)

225 Jenn Pissflappy was a smoke show even as a little ginger child I see...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:16 AM (flINI)

226 That about the non vaxxers is my go to defense/retort.

If the vax and/or the mask works then the vaxxed should have no problem with me. They were never going to reach "herd immunity" (god I hate that idiom) because animals can pass on covid. It's not like humans are the only pathway. Good luck on vaccinating all the deer. They gave up birth control for deer because of that.

I wear a mask when I'm out and about. two reasons; one it makes the fearful less fearful and me not a target. 2; who knows maybe it'll stop some big ass droplet of moisture chock full of covid and it saves me a lot of aggravation.

And I've mentioned this before; does it seem to be awfully coinky dink that the most outspoken about covid/mask being a hoax get really bad cases of the covid and die? Or is the Infotainment industry cheery picking. (still seems a lot to me tho.)

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:16 AM (++Sf8)

227 Kurt, don't drag Brenda Vaccaro onto this.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 09:14 AM (LBiAf)

Hawt at the time, but -

worst smoker's voice since Lucille Ball.

Like listening to static.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (5NkmN)

228 The A Team.

'Royal flush of Ron Klain retweets': White House chief of staff retweets Joy Reid responding to Jennifer Rubin praising the airlift

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (d9FiS)

229 >Explain how I'm infecting anyone when I'm not sick asshole.

You are infecting them with a sense of self determination!

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (f/evC)

230 Explain how I'm infecting anyone when I'm not sick asshole.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (FA5Pj)
++++
'Cause you could be an asymptomatic carrier! You remember? That fear about huge spread due to virus shedding during the incubation period but before symptoms emerge? That fear that thankfully turned out to be unnecessary because it doesn't really happen much?

Until, that is, they distributed a non-sterilizing vaccine into the teeth of an epidemic and thus created a significant number of non-symptomatic carriers?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (Jsjd7)

231 "First responders will have the vaccaro, so they will be fine."

But they will have a smoker's voice for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (xopIz)

232 @charliespiering 4m

Biden speech scheduled for 1:30 p.m. on Afghanistan now rescheduled for 2:45 p.m.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

233 Jenn Pissflappy was a smoke show even as a little ginger child I see...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:16 AM (flINI)

If by smoke you mean "budding dumpster fire" then I'm on board.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Ah, the myth of the asymptomatic carrier.

LOL.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:18 AM (xopIz)

235 Loved Brenda Vaccaro in Midnight Cowboy.

Her voice - wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)

236 201 The Ditch Witch? Absolute moral authority.
--------
Cindy Sheehan somehow lost her moral authority when Obama became President and she continued criticizing the war.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 31, 2021 09:18 AM (xqRaG)

237 232 @charliespiering 4m

Biden speech scheduled for 1:30 p.m. on Afghanistan now rescheduled for 2:45 p.m.
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

==========

Biden's done so many public appearances over the last three weeks. Probably more than the entirety of his presidency up to that point.

Probably because Afghanistan is so successful, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

238 Let's see how many times they push the speech back today. I bet Joe stamps his feet and says " I don't want to!" Until they get the meds just right...

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (uUDKV)

239 "It happened on every single one that came out of that airplane. It happened on every single one of them. They would release the salute, and he would look down at his watch on every last one. All 13, he looked down at his watch."

Wow... that's just unbelievable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (HOSkN)

240 And I've mentioned this before; does it seem to be awfully coinky dink that the most outspoken about covid/mask being a hoax get really bad cases of the covid and die? Or is the Infotainment industry cheery picking. (still seems a lot to me tho.)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:16 AM (

I'm pretty outspoken about the mask being completely worthless. And Covid didn't kill me.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (G2zl5)

241 I wear a mask when I'm out and about. two reasons; one it makes the fearful less fearful and me not a target.

That's not my job. If they are that skeered, THEY can stay the fuck home.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)

242 "In reference to the checking of his watch, that didn't happen just once," Hoover remarked.

-
Well, Joe is known as Mr. Punctuality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (d9FiS)

243 Biden speech scheduled for 1:30 p.m. on Afghanistan now rescheduled for 2:45 p.m.
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

****

They'll inject him with so much meth that his eyes will look like hockey pucks

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (flINI)

244 Biden speech scheduled for 1:30 p.m. on Afghanistan now rescheduled for 2:45 p.m.

The wake up drugs are taking longer to work.

Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2021 09:20 AM (kOpft)

245 In his defense, every time he checked it was because he forgot he just looked and what time it was...

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:20 AM (uUDKV)

246
That's not my job. If they are that skeered, THEY can stay the fuck home.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)

This.

If masks worked, the wearer would be protected should I actually be spreading something.

It's amazing how stupid society has become.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

247 Hawt at the time, but -

worst smoker's voice since Lucille Ball.
Posted by: naturalfake

"Hey Mac, Would you buy a lady a drink?"

"Sure! If one walks in!"

And that's when the fight started Officer.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:21 AM (mD/uy)

248 They'll inject him with so much meth that his eyes will look like hockey pucks
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (flINI)
++++
Yeah, are we gonna get frenetic, bright-eyed, stumbling, stuttering "Sloppy Joe" or are we gonna slow, slurring, black-eyed, sometimes physically wobbly "Slow Joe?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)

249 Charlotte Rampling looked pretty good in Caravan to Vaccares.

Posted by: spindrift at August 31, 2021 09:21 AM (h5TKJ)

250 "Two people raped him, they beat him, and then demanded his father's number so they could tell him his son was gay," ITV reported.

.. proving that the Taliban are gay.

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

251 232 @charliespiering 4m

Biden speech scheduled for 1:30 p.m. on Afghanistan now rescheduled for 2:45 p.m.
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

Any bets on how many more times it gets moved back? And what time it will actually be? I predict two more times. Final time being 4:30. And the actual speech happening after 5:15.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 09:21 AM (G2zl5)

252 Willowed, because this is important.
262 I've bought antibiotics before, it was for fish tanks but the exact same chemical (moxisism) or something like that. Ivermectin would be the exact same. And according to some guy on a Lex Fidman podcast the dose is about 20mg, plus 20mg more in 48 hours. Then once a week. Or its 40/40 ten 40.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 31, 2021 08:02 AM (buTO7)

The dose for 1% ivm solution is 1mm/cc per 110 lbs of body weight. Prophylactic use is 1 time per month. If already feeling sick, take three times: same dose as noted abocve, wait 48 hours, same dose; wait another 48 hours, samedose. The wait maximizes the efficacy, b/c of the liver's rate speed of metabolizing the drug. Put the dose in water or juice, and down the hatch. That's from barnhardt.

AIIMS Bhubaneswar (India) healthcare worker prophylactic use: 300 mcg/kg body weight on day one, and again 72 hours later. Then every 30 days after that. Take with water on an empty stomach.

Posted by: Tiny Tony at August 31, 2021 09:22 AM (Rbu5d)

253 >>"Two people raped him, they beat him, and then demanded his father's number so they could tell him his son was gay,"

This type of behavior doesn't scare Kurt.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:22 AM (f/evC)

254 Is that the shadow of Joe Biden behind her? Waiting to swoop in for a sniff?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 31, 2021 09:22 AM (WsJuq)

255 Yeah, are we gonna get frenetic, bright-eyed, stumbling, stuttering "Sloppy Joe" or are we gonna slow, slurring, black-eyed, sometimes physically wobbly "Slow Joe?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)

***

He is our Cracker Jack prize. We won't know what we're gonna get until we open the box. This is fun!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:22 AM (flINI)

256 And Covid didn't kill me.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (G2zl5)
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Well, since you're already dead...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 09:22 AM (LBiAf)

257 We lost the Asymptomatic Carrier to a kamikaze off Okinawa.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:23 AM (d9FiS)

258 So demoncrat party are starting to panic about the Cali recall. Rumor has it they are really worried that Elder could win this thing and get to replace Finestein.

How delicious would that be?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM

They'll just do what they did here in MA...change the law the moment there's a Republican in office, then change it back when a Democrat wins again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2021 09:23 AM (m+jkK)

259 I can't believe how disrespectful that piece of garbage Joey Biden was to those families

and BTW - Beau was in his 50s and he died of a brain tumor. which sucks but IN NO WAY is the same as losing a young son to a moron fake president's ignorant assholery

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:23 AM (j9HX3)

260 Sadly I don't think there is any way Newsom loses. The fraud game is too strong.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:24 AM (uUDKV)

261 And I've mentioned this before; does it seem to be awfully coinky dink that the most outspoken about covid/mask being a hoax get really bad cases of the covid and die?

Cherry picking and lies. Mostly lies.

The "the ER is full of people that didn't get the jab dying of COVID begging for the jab!" meme came from a veterinarian whose local hospital had no COVID patients at the time in the ER.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 09:24 AM (DpkTQ)

262 >> Beau was in his 50s and he died of a brain tumor. which sucks but IN NO WAY is the same as losing a young son to a moron fake president's ignorant assholery

And Brain Cancer is the only thing that kept him from being known as another filthy Biden.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:24 AM (f/evC)

263 Biden speech scheduled for 1:30 p.m. on Afghanistan now rescheduled for 2:45 p.m

Probably a delay in getting the Mission Accomplished banner set up.

Posted by: Tofer732 at August 31, 2021 09:24 AM (kUGet)

264 If Elder wins and gets to replace Feinstein... It needs to be a horse. Do it, Larry. It's time. This joke of an institution deserves the mockery. Appoint the one that got busted for steroids last year. He's less of a criminal than Diane was, surely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (rZA2o)

265 @cnnbrk 7m

US military equipment left behind in Afghanistan was demilitarized and made unfit to use, Pentagon press secretary John Kirby says.

Riiiight. That's why they're using them to fly and hang people with them mid-air.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (cF8AT)

266 12 Not really in the mood to see Jen Psaki.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

Yep.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (cME97)

267 259 I can't believe how disrespectful that piece of garbage Joey Biden was to those families

and BTW - Beau was in his 50s and he died of a brain tumor. which sucks but IN NO WAY is the same as losing a young son to a moron fake president's ignorant assholery
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:23 AM (j9HX3)

Beau is nothing more than a shield for Biden to fallback behind any time someone criticizes his military incompetence.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (G2zl5)

268 Jen Psaki's hairstyle, wardrobe, makeup and jewelry is classic Soviet woman circa 1960. She's able to pull off this look in spectacular fashion.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (BFigT)

269 They would release the salute, and he would look down at his watch on every last one. All 13, he looked down at his watch.

I presume Joe is sending a message - stop pestering me about 'Stan - I've got tweens to sniff at home.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 09:26 AM (DpkTQ)

270 Tough guy Biden puts the fear of God into our enemies. That steely glare, that determined jaw...

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:26 AM (uUDKV)

271 Amazing how Biden keeps on mentioning Beaus military service, ant not Hunter. Wonder why

Posted by: Tofer732 at August 31, 2021 09:26 AM (kUGet)

272 I like your thinking YD! but I like and respect horses

I'd go for a raccoon. Smarter than your average congress critter, sure. but well-versed in dealing with garbage, so the trash panda would be a perfect fit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:26 AM (j9HX3)

273 Jen Psaki's hairstyle, wardrobe, makeup and jewelry is classic Soviet woman circa 1960. She's able to pull off this look in spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (BFigT)

***

Is next, svimvear!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:26 AM (flINI)

274 The only reason Joe mourns Beau's death is because that corrupt money train disappeared. Joe and Jill are ALL ABOUT THE GRAFT. PERIOD.

They are evil. They are Hitler.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

275 >>US military equipment left behind in Afghanistan was demilitarized and made unfit to use, Pentagon press secretary John Kirby says.

Funny. The helos fly. The guns fire. The Drones and Airplanes have multiple runways to take off/land from/on.

But, we totally believe you Mr. Military Talker, Sir.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (f/evC)

276 a cob might want to stop by the Pixy thread and excise the last comment, #188 (7E3C4) ... a bit stormfrontish , maybe ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (YjYuE)

277 If Elder wins and gets to replace Feinstein... It needs to be a horse

That Marine that just got fired for telling Milley to be a man and take responsibility - what state does he live in?

Would be GREAT to see him impeach Biden (a dream I know...but a really good one)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ)

278 Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (G2zl5)

So correlation isn't causation? But I loves me some conspiracy theories. It's satisfies the paranoid schizo within.

Hey the Gov't sucks and it's about to get suckier. Might as well blame it for something really evil.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (++Sf8)

279 265 I think stuff left behind by US yes. All the stuff just left by the Afghan government not so much. So they are playing a semantics game.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (uUDKV)

280 Now our government shares more characteristics with Islam.

Free child with each battle.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (nOOFl)

281 I refuse to wear a mask anymore, even at church. I sit in the back and leave as soon as it's over, not waiting around to visit with friends.

Nobody said anything about it last Sunday.

I don't want any of these vaccinated folks to give COVID to me. Although because I have been and continue to take ivermectin, I am not really worried. It's more like "You don't want to associate with me? I don't want to associate with you."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (xopIz)

282 My current rant is 'believe in science'.

Gah, the ignorance burns.

Illinois is currently experiencing a bus driver shortage.

I'm turning the TV now because my blood pressure can't take it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2021 09:28 AM (MIKMs)

283 Now those that did not wish to fight for their freedom will learn what it is to loose it.

As for Dementia Joe: fuck him.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 31, 2021 09:28 AM (ovaoz)

284 When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2021 09:28 AM (vuisn)

285 Dolley found out that I didn't make Junior wear a mask to church on Sunday. She was real angry for about two minutes, but she hasn't mentioned it since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)

286 Beaus military service, ant not Hunter. Wonder why

For the record, I've seen plenty of hostile action overseas. This one Chinese hooker even refused to use lube when she bent me over. Aw...memories...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (DpkTQ)

287 Hawt at the time, but -

worst smoker's voice since Lucille Ball.

Like listening to static.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM

Got one at work like that. Tall, curvy, hawt....but worst vocal fry I have ever heard. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (m+jkK)

288 Loved Brenda Vaccaro in Midnight Cowboy.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:18 AM (mD/uy)

That was her? I was only 15 and snuck in to see it.

Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (AwYPR)

289 He's like a modern day Nostradamus!

GOP Vet Predicts Pelosi Won't Allow Afghanistan Probe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (d9FiS)

290 >>Illinois is currently experiencing a bus driver shortage.

I can only imagine the compensation package for a unionized municipal bus driver in Illinois.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (f/evC)

291 Adm. Kirby should go back to selling shoes.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (xopIz)

292 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (BFigT)

Maybe someone working for the KGB.

More like the East German look like Frau Merkel.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (++Sf8)

293 As in 252: here is the Indian study. Scroll to page 15 for dosing
https://tinyurl.com/mfkxnvhk

Sorry for the unfortunate, stinky sock in 252.
Now I have work to do, so, later!

Posted by: Flyover at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (Rbu5d)

294 If Joe were senile, I'm sure the VP and the Cabinet would remove him, so we must believe Joe is a racist, instead.

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (RHGPo)

295 It's amazing how stupid society has become.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Ideocracy was not a How To Govern documentary.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (yrol0)

296 "You don't want to associate with me? I don't want to associate with you."

-----------------

Catholic Church as God intended, until we all started holding hands during the Lord's Prayer. I'm hoping Covid permanently puts an end to that silliness.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (sX1BW)

297 284 There's no sign of the morning coming

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (uUDKV)

298 Adm. Kirby should go back to selling shoes.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (xopIz)

You mean vacuums.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (2DOZq)

299 Biden's done so many public appearances over the last three weeks. Probably more than the entirety of his presidency up to that point.

Probably because Afghanistan is so successful, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

Anyone else getting the idea that someone on the WH staff is trying to get Joe to stroke out on live TV?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (gbfHZ)

300 Catholic Church as God intended, until we all started holding hands during the Lord's Prayer. I'm hoping Covid permanently puts an end to that silliness.

yeah I never once did that

so gay

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (j9HX3)

301 295 It's amazing how stupid society has become.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Ideocracy was not a How To Govern documentary.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (yrol0)

========

The Left insisted that Trump becoming president was the same as President Camancho.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

302 the watch woren by Biden was the one Beau was wearing when he was killed in Nam .. Sang Bang... Dang Gong
it was real hush hush.
Beau was known as Agent Orange

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

303 Would be GREAT to see him impeach Biden (a dream I know...but a really good one)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (DpkTQ)
---------
What's the partisan breakdown of Senators up for reelection in '22? It's probably more Rs because they were last up in '16.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (xqRaG)

304

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

305 oops

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (j9HX3)

306 I can only imagine the compensation package for a unionized municipal bus driver in Illinois.
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (f/evC)

Can't be better than a NYC toll collector.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (2DOZq)

307 @KellyannePolls

Gold Star Mom Confronts Heartless, Reckless

Sounds like these parents didn't hold back. Good for them!

https://tinyurl.com/yz3yhxk7

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

308 Is next, svimvear!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:26 AM

Is next, eveninkvear!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (m+jkK)

309 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Some days the art is worth sleeping in.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (axyOa)

310 I don't think Hunter will ever get over Snatcho Glande.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (UHVv4)

311 lol thanks TJM! I'll just tip my hat to the Barrel

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (j9HX3)

312 Italicizing the blog, that's a barrell

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (uUDKV)

313 Come to me, BlackOrchid.

Posted by: Barrel at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (f/evC)

314 Biden Speech [8/31]:

Yesterday, I ended a 20 years long war. You might have seen some bad images and heard some bad things about the withdrawal, but you should know those were all Trump's fault, but in any event, the withdrawal was an amazing accomplishment and that's all my fault.

I mean my responsibility because the buck always stops with me, the President, except when it's bad, then it's also a president's responsibility, but not this one, the other one, Jill, no I mean the previous one, uh ....

[45 seconds of looking down at the podium], you know he was in Home Alone 2 had that TV show on NBC ... but anyways, did you know I had a dead son, well, I do. No more questions.

[Walks out].

Posted by: Biden Transcript Service at August 31, 2021 09:31 AM (dYe5S)

315 Covid vax has electrolytes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (yrol0)

316 299
Anyone else getting the idea that someone on the WH staff is trying to get Joe to stroke out on live TV?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (gbfHZ)

========

I forwarded this idea last week.

It's an effort to kill him in such a way that is both public and won't be pinned on a leftist, hopefully inciting sympathy for Kamala as she takes office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

317 Barrel time

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (m2u+o)

318 barnhardt.biz/ivermectin/ has the dosing. 1 ml per 110 lbs. Linear. Easy peasy.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (xopIz)

319 Amazing how Biden keeps on mentioning Beaus military service

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Who says you can't ride a dead horse into battle?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (d9FiS)

320 Catholic Church as God intended, until we all started holding hands during the Lord's Prayer. I'm hoping Covid permanently puts an end to that silliness.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:30 AM (sX1BW)

***

Hated that... also hated when the preacher told the congregation to turn to your neighbors to greet them. If I want to do that I will... I am less likely to want to do that because you tell me to.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (flINI)

321 BlackOrchid

Is next, Barrel!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (m+jkK)

322 292 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (BFigT)

Maybe someone working for the KGB.

More like the East German look like Frau Merkel.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:29 AM (++Sf

The photo of Psaki in her hammer and sickle hat comes to mind.

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (cME97)

323 I can only imagine the compensation package for a unionized municipal bus driver in Illinois.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2021 09:33 AM (MIKMs)

324 no no it's fine

a little squishy in here but warm ...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:33 AM (j9HX3)

325 I remember a Kirby's Shoes too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:33 AM (xopIz)

326 Traitor Pudding Brain Joe's type

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2021 09:33 AM (ufFY8)

327 At least when Kamala becomes prez if she blows off a world leader she will really blow off a world leader...

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:34 AM (uUDKV)

328 Excuse me, I am looking for the nuclear wessels.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 31, 2021 09:34 AM (UHVv4)

329 What's the partisan breakdown of Senators up for reelection in '22? It's probably more Rs because they were last up in '16

20R, 14D

Posted by: Tofer732 at August 31, 2021 09:34 AM (kUGet)

330 12 Not really in the mood to see Jen Psaki.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2021 08:33 AM

That was exactly my first reaction as well!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 31, 2021 09:34 AM (qe5CM)

331 Hated that... also hated when the preacher told the congregation to turn to your neighbors to greet them. If I want to do that I will... I am less likely to want to do that because you tell me to.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:32 AM (flINI)

The people that then decide the person that makes the most distance from their pew to greet another person gets an extra blessing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2021 09:34 AM (yrol0)

332 This junta reminds of the movie...The Wolf of Wall Street.

That press secretary is such a good actress that she can make mass graves great again.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (nOOFl)

333 268 Jen Psaki's hairstyle, wardrobe, makeup and jewelry is classic Soviet woman circa 1960. She's able to pull off this look in spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2021 09:25 AM (BFigT)

I'd still play Commissar and Naughty Secretary with her.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (ovaoz)

334 I can only imagine the compensation package for a unionized municipal bus driver in Illinois.
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School bus drivers are the shortage right now.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (MIKMs)

335 Don't know if this has already been posted, it's a few days old but it's so funny!

@lovinmygirls218

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!!

https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

336 It's like they choose to be plain and sometimes downright ugly as if that proves something.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:05 AM

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They just want their outside to match their inside

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 31, 2021 09:36 AM (G/mW5)

337 Ilene Dover? Wayne Kerr?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:37 AM (xopIz)

338 Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)
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What's really funny? He never caught on!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:38 AM (Jsjd7)

339 I find this portrait uninspiring, but the little girl is pretty.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2021 09:38 AM (o2MD2)

340 When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2021 09:28 AM (vuisn)

How do you see those rainbows? With a flashlight?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 09:38 AM (gbfHZ)

341 Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:34 AM (uUDKV)

the planes will be lined up over DC.

Limos idling in the White House driveway.

Courtesy wipes at the door.

You get your choice of room for the event.

Come one, come all. (tee hee)

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:38 AM (++Sf8)

342 Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!!

https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

Ho Lee Fook!

Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (AwYPR)

343 Catholic Church as God intended, until we all started holding hands during the Lord's Prayer. I'm hoping Covid permanently puts an end to that silliness.

yeah I never once did that

so gay
Posted by: BlackOrchid

My Sister!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (mD/uy)

344 Dolley found out that I didn't make Junior wear a mask to church on Sunday. She was real angry for about two minutes, but she hasn't mentioned it since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:28 AM (LvTSG)

The number of kids that age 'infected' are in the single digits, globally, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

345 >That's not my job. If they are that skeered, THEY can stay the fuck home.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)

Your freedom is not more important than my fear of your freedom.

Posted by: Not Kurt at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (sjdRT)

346 I dunno if there's a Cob here, but I think Tami @335 is sidebar-worthy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)

347 What about I. C. Morebutts?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:40 AM (xopIz)

348 344
The number of kids that age 'infected' are in the single digits, globally, so there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

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I have mentioned this.

It doesn't affect her levels of fear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

349 Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!!

https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

Ho Lee Fook!
Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (AwYPR)

***

I don't get it...

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at August 31, 2021 09:40 AM (flINI)

350 BinaxNOW Covid-19 antigen self test quote:

Negative results should be treated as presumptive, do not rule out SARS-CoV-2 infection and should not be used as the sole basis for treatment or patient management decisions. [\i]

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TEST FOR AND WHY WOULD I SHOVE A Q-TIP INTO MY BRAINPAN????

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:40 AM (OCTRt)

351
https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

Best and brightest.......

How do you not know you're being punked? Good gravy.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Jen might be able to pull off the leather vest and long leather boots and short whip look.

If Kamala becomes President they could do a doubles act.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:41 AM (++Sf8)

353 https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT

The first time I heard the "Phil McCraken" joke, it went right over my head.

Posted by: BignJames at August 31, 2021 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

354 Just noticed that a comment of mine is on the sidebar. I had possibly been drinking maybe a little bit. But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.

I stand by what I said. This is my refuge from the crazy world out there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (4l77G)

355 https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

Don Keedik? Don Keedik? I can't believe no one tried stopping him after the first name.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (G2zl5)

356 =========

I have mentioned this.

It doesn't affect her levels of fear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

Pour her a nice glass of wine.

It will be fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

357 Ida still looks on track to giving DC a good shower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (fJEY4)

358 DC needs an enema

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (uUDKV)

359 THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TEST FOR AND WHY WOULD I SHOVE A Q-TIP INTO MY BRAINPAN????
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:40 AM (OCTRt)

Brainpan? Thats the old test. Bend over and drop trou.

*snaps gloves*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (gbfHZ)

360 It's worth repeating about Beau.

Joe lies about his death constantly for political gain. He doesn't just use it as a shield, he lies about it.

He did the same when his first wife and daughter were killed in a car accident. He lied about it being caused by a drunk driver because MAAD as popular at the time.

Posted by: MJ at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (zwDuR)

361 My daughter needed to be tested at work for the rona and they made her stick the damn swab up her own nose.

There are all kinds of issues with this in my mind.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (mD/uy)

362 This is an excellent portrait of a young lady who was born with more privilege that all of AOS members ever had.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2021 09:43 AM (W+kMI)

363 Shit Pug. Wasn't around much yesterday...

my sincerest condolences for you and your family.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:43 AM (f/evC)

364 358 DC needs an enema
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (uUDKV)

Yeah, a 50 kiloton enema.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2021 09:43 AM (o2MD2)

365 Such juvenile jokes.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at August 31, 2021 09:43 AM (G2zl5)

366 >>Brainpan? Thats the old test. Bend over and drop trou.

*snaps gloves*

Hold Up!

You got a Bigger Swab?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (f/evC)

367 Negative results should be treated as presumptive

**

hahaha

Only positive tests count.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The CDC is still stating that the vaccine will keep you from getting COVID at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (+MSSo)

368 355 https://tinyurl.com/ydwm9efp

Listen to the names he calls after the woman finishes...
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

Hilarious. My eyes teared, I was laughing so hard. How did it get past Phil McCracken? Only our best and brightest on school boards.

Posted by: Tofer732 at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (kUGet)

369 Adam Schitt-4-Brains did not know he was being punked by two Russian DJs...

But yet he still serves on the House Intelligence Committee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (fJEY4)

370 Such juvenile jokes.
Posted by: Michael Hunt at August 31, 2021 09:43 AM (G2zl5)

***

Good Lord yes.

Posted by: Mike Litoris at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (flINI)

371 Jack Hoff? Jack Hoff?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (xopIz)

372 356 Pour her a nice glass of wine.

It will be fine.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

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Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

373 Pug - I missed your sad news. Prayers for your Pop and all of yours.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (mD/uy)

374 Such juvenile jokes.
Posted by: Michael Hunt at August 31, 2021 09:43 AM (G2zl5)
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Heh. The DARE office at my junior high was named "Deputy Hunt" (no idea what his actual first name was).

It went about how you think it did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (Jsjd7)

375 -
Such juvenile jokes.
Posted by: Michael Hunt - -
-
I went to college with a Michael Hawk.

Posted by: irright at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (8rX4S)

376 Dammit. Hang dai Pug.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) The CDC is still stating that the vaccine will keep you from getting COVID at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (+MSSo)

377 My daughter needed to be tested at work for the rona and they made her stick the damn swab up her own nose.

There are all kinds of issues with this in my mind.
Posted by: Tonypete

Same here. I have the test at home. I have to take it later today because I'm headed to the office tomorrow after a dentist appointment.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)

378 One of my older brothers and I had the same teacher for 12th grade English Literature. John Hoff.

My brother found out and said "You have Jack Hoff?"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (xopIz)

379 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 31, 2021 09:44 AM (xopIz)

I think it's Jack Mehoff.

Ever notice how the best jokes come from your youth?

Farts always funny.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (++Sf8)

380
Miss USSR Pageant Winner 1967 - a limerick

From the very beginning we backed her
The burlap evenink wear was one factor
And the talent competition
Featured Olga's fine rendition
Of "Potato Farmer Driving a Tractor!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (m45I2)

381
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Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

https://giphy.com/gifs/form-z9AUvhAEiXOqA

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

382 There are all kinds of issues with this in my mind.

--------------

There are probably some pervs that like it.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (sX1BW)

383 Just noticed that a comment of mine is on the sidebar. I had possibly been drinking maybe a little bit. But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (4l77G)

Oh Pug, I didn't know your dad died. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (Ez6QX)

384 I went to college with a Michael Hawk.
Posted by: irright

High school with BJ Smith. She preferred 'BJ' over Bobby Jo.

That also went as well as you might expect.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 09:47 AM (mD/uy)

385 Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 31, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
-------
Yeah, boyeeeee!!

*clang weapons*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 09:47 AM (LBiAf)

386 Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:47 AM (OCTRt)

387 "It happened on every single one that came out of that airplane. It happened on every single one of them. They would release the salute, and he would look down at his watch on every last one. All 13, he looked down at his watch."

***

You get mad when he sleeps, and you get mad when he's attentive to something. There's no pleasing you people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:47 AM (+MSSo)

388 Next thing you know someone here will be calling up hardware stores looking for Caulk speaking with a Boston accent.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2021 09:47 AM (++Sf8)

389 Noice whyte svpremycyst hande signale!

Posted by: Baldy at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (OLCH5)

390 Shit Pug. Wasn't around much yesterday...

my sincerest condolences for you and your family.

Ditto Pug. Very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (HOSkN)

391 249 Charlotte Rampling looked pretty good in Caravan to Vaccares.
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Yes, yes she did.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (W+kMI)

392 Father: I'd like a portrait of my little girl.

Agnolo: She's unfortunate looking. Couldn't you style her hair differently? To conceal her fivehead the day of her sitting?

Father: No, no. Her fivehead is her pride and joy. She headbutts small animals and dissolute clergyman with it.

Agnolo: I'm going to have to charge a higher fee for all the extra paint I'll need.

Father: Of course.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (QU5/8)

393 Condolences, Pug

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (Vxu+H)

394 The number of kids that age 'infected' are in the single digits, globally, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

They do get the virus, but their symptoms are either trivial or nonexistent. And more importantly, they apparently do not spread it very much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)

395 Just noticed that a comment of mine is on the sidebar. I had possibly been drinking maybe a little bit. But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (4l77G)
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Oh, I hadn't heard. I'm so sorry, Pug. You have my condolences

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (Jsjd7)

396

Same here. I have the test at home. I have to take it later today because I'm headed to the office tomorrow after a dentist appointment.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)

Where'd you get your take home test? Wife wants tested, but everything around here is booked up.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

397 Same here. I have the test at home. I have to take it later today because I'm headed to the office tomorrow after a dentist appointment.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)

**

Wait, home tests?

So no one is there to know if you just spit on it or touched it to your dogs tongue or didn't do anything at all?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (+MSSo)

398 I wonder what rubbish Biden will vomit out today during his presser.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (hV9ir)

399 Prayers, Pug

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (m2u+o)

400 46 that's what I get for not reading prior comments

Posted by: Skip's Phone at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (Tkx8L)

401 Pug, So sorry about your loss. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Iris at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (DibdT)

402 Pug, I'm very sorry to hear about your Dad.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (sjdRT)

403 Walmart has been selling a home testing kit. $25 IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (fJEY4)

404 So no one is there to know if you just spit on it or touched it to your dogs tongue or didn't do anything at all?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (+MSSo)
++++
Yeah. Almost worth doing a whole bunch of them, no? One in the cat, one under distilled water, one maybe with some diluted egg white, etc. See how many pop positive when there's no possible way they could...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (Jsjd7)

405 But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (4l77G)

Sincere condolences, sir. May you find peace and comfort in The Lord in your family's time of need.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

406 So the lone wolf jihadi that killed the lyft driver in Garland, TX yesterday and attacked the police station had been on the fbi radar for three years from 2010-2013 but his case was closed because he didn't represent any danger.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (JUOKG)

407 Wait, home tests?

So no one is there to know if you just spit on it or touched it to your dogs tongue or didn't do anything at all?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!
Jeez, you're gonna blow it.

I was gonna test a rutabaga.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt)

408 Yo?

Posted by: Yo at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (/we70)

409 Brainpan? Thats the old test. Bend over and drop trou.

*snaps gloves*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (gbfHZ)

Oh! You go to Doctor Knuckles too?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (axyOa)

410 I'd sniff it!

Posted by: China Joe at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (vGJY7)

411 So Bia was his illegitimate Daughter...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (Zmnko)

412 So no one is there to know if you just spit on it or touched it to your dogs tongue or didn't do anything at all?

-----------------

Science Baby!

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (sX1BW)

413 I wonder what rubbish Biden will vomit out today during his presser.

Two scoops of Rocky Road and a hairball.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (fJEY4)

414 Where'd you get your take home test? Wife wants tested, but everything around here is booked up.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM

Walmart here has them $29.95 IIRC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (JUOKG)

415 >>So the lone wolf jihadi that killed the lyft driver in Garland, TX yesterday and attacked the police station had been on the fbi radar

They have Binders filled with Instant Jihadis.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (f/evC)

416 404 So no one is there to know if you just spit on it or touched it to your dogs tongue or didn't do anything at all?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:48 AM (+MSSo)
++++
Yeah. Almost worth doing a whole bunch of them, no? One in the cat, one under distilled water, one maybe with some diluted egg white, etc. See how many pop positive when there's no possible way they could...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (Jsjd7)

Those will register "invalid."

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (cME97)

417 KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!
Jeez, you're gonna blow it.

I was gonna test a rutabaga.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt)

I didn't know the secret service would let you get that close.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (axyOa)

418 Pug, my deepest condolences and prayers for your dad. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (OCTRt)

419 Just noticed that a comment of mine is on the sidebar. I had possibly been drinking maybe a little bit. But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM

Pug I'm so sorry. Prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (cF8AT)

420 The number of kids that age 'infected' are in the single digits, globally, so there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Don't even get me started. We had an article the other day that said a teacher took her mask off to read to the class and now 22 kids have Covid.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (Ez6QX)

421 If the equipment wasn't within the airport, we didn't do shit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (yQpMk)

422 Dr Knuckles is related to Dr Jellyfinger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (m2u+o)

423 Sniffingly hangable!

Posted by: China Joe at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (vGJY7)

424 So the lone wolf jihadi that killed the lyft driver in Garland, TX yesterday and attacked the police station had been on the fbi radar for three years from 2010-2013 but his case was closed because he didn't represent any danger.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (JUOKG)

***

He was on the "Watch List". They watched him for 11 years before he killed someone. See? The Watch List works!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (flINI)

425 If you test negative you probably have it. If you test positive you are going to die.
Dr Fauci

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (uUDKV)

426 Those ~~will~~ should register "invalid."
Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (cME97)
++++
Fixed for accuracy. That's why the experiment might be worth doing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:52 AM (Jsjd7)

427 358 DC needs an enema
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Yes it does, about 4 MT worth. Barring that, We should replicate the great Boston Molasses Spill there. Given D.C.'s climate, the lingering effects and the decay should cause no end of hilarity.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2021 09:52 AM (W+kMI)

428 I had to do the swab myself, but it was in the Rite Aid drive-through and the guy watched to make sure I was doing it right. He made me practically stab my brain before he was satisfied.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 31, 2021 09:52 AM (Ez6QX)

429 426 Those will should register "invalid."
Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (cME97)
++++
Fixed for accuracy. That's why the experiment might be worth doing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:52 AM (Jsjd7)

True!

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 09:52 AM (cME97)

430
Don't even get me started. We had an article the other day that said a teacher took her mask off to read to the class and now 22 kids have Covid.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (Ez6QX)

Only if she read by spitting in the mouths of each kid while dripping with Covid cells.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

431 The spokesman for the National Park Service in the Capital Region is Mike Litterist.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (mbFEM)

432 -
I was gonna test a rutabaga.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (OCTRt)

I didn't know the secret service would let you get that close.
Posted by: Diogenes -
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Heh.

Posted by: irright at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (8rX4S)

433 Yeah. Almost worth doing a whole bunch of them, no? One in the cat, one under distilled water, one maybe with some diluted egg white, etc. See how many pop positive when there's no possible way they could...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2021 09:49 AM (Jsjd7)

Those will register "invalid."
Posted by: m

Yeah. Just like the president of Kenya's tested positive when he tested vegetables.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (OCTRt)

434 There will be no end to the heroic spiking of footballs right up to the point where Al Qaeda reminds the world that they haven't moved yet and the shot clock is running.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (+MSSo)

435 420 She read 3 Little Pigs and did all the huffing and puffing and blowing?

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (uUDKV)

436 Biden feels that she's about 8

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (S5IYh)

437 "Gee Brain where will we get 400,000 gallons of molasses?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (fJEY4)

438 He was on the "Watch List". They watched him for 11 years before he killed someone. See? The Watch List works!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (flINI)
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I'm not a Security Guard, I'm a Security Monitor. I tell you when you're being robbed.

You're being robbed.

Posted by: some credit protection commercial a couple years ago at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (ePZfA)

439 The home COVID-testing kit is a small cotton swab. You urinate on it, wait 5 minutes and examine the color. If it is yellow you are positive. If it is any other color you are advised to call your urologist.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 31, 2021 09:54 AM (m45I2)

440 Hawt at the time, but -

worst smoker's voice since Lucille Ball.

Like listening to static.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2021 09:17 AM

I take it you've never heard Elaine Stritch.

Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. I got nothing. No snark, no snarl, no smile.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2021 09:54 AM (2JVJo)

441 The spokesman for the National Park Service in the Capital Region is Mike Litterist.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (mbFEM)

***

This is true. I gives me great joy when the WMAL news readers reference him in stories related to the National Park Service DC region.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (flINI)

442 >>The home COVID-testing kit is a small cotton swab. You urinate on it, wait 5 minutes then swab your sinuses and examine the color

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (f/evC)

443 Where'd you get your take home test? Wife wants tested, but everything around here is booked up.

Posted by: Sponge

Work is giving them out to the unclean.
We get one box, (2 tests), a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)

444 The spokesman for the National Park Service in the Capital Region is Mike Litterist.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (mbFEM)
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Back in the day, the fire chief of Garden Grove was Sam Sparks. And don't forget the Phillippines' Cardinal Sin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (LBiAf)

445 I'm not a Security Guard, I'm a Security Monitor. I tell you when you're being robbed.

*

I have the authority to call the authorities!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (+MSSo)

446 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (4l77G)

I saw your comment last night and put it up on the sidebar because it made me chuckle. I also sent it to Ace and the other cobloggers in our internal system.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (Q9lwr)

447 Yeah. Just like the president of Kenya's tested positive when he tested vegetables.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (OCTRt)
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We rate this story FALSE.

Vegetables have no sinus cavities, hence an accurate swabbing is impossible.

Posted by: sNOPEs at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (ePZfA)

448 So, the home kits are like the "shit in a box" cancer tests. You have to ship it somewhere then get your results in a few days......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

449 The home COVID-testing kit is a small cotton swab. You urinate on it, wait 5 minutes and examine the color. If it is yellow you are positive. If it is any other color you are advised to call your urologist.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 31, 2021 09:54 AM (m45I2)

If a blue dot appears and you are a woman, you are pregnant and should call your doctor. If you are a man, call the national enquirer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (axyOa)

450 398 I wonder what rubbish Biden will vomit out today during his presser.
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I hardly ever watch or take notice. He has as much choice over what he says as the Lincoln 'bot at Disney World, and about as much awareness of saying it too. (The 'bot might have better delivery, can I get a witness?) He has no personal power, no leadership, no presence, just his old ass in a chair. But no mean tweets!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (W+kMI)

451 He was on the "Watch List". They watched him for 11 years before he killed someone.

Hey! We have too many white supremacists attending church every Sunday that we need to surveil.

Posted by: FIB Top Men at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

452 Yeah. Just like the president of Kenya's tested positive when he tested vegetables.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:53 AM (OCTRt)
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He tested Biden and his cabinet?

Posted by: zmdavid at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (xqRaG)

453 Pug I'm so sorry you lost your Dad.

Sending prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (j9HX3)

454 Hubbymayhem had his Regen-Cov infusion yesterday. He is sleeping again. The fever hasn't subsided but the stuffy head seems a bit better.

Oh and now the girl spawn has a scratchy throat. Swell.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (Vxu+H)

455 Explain how I'm infecting anyone when I'm not sick asshole.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 31, 2021 09:15 AM (FA5Pj)
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These dolts never understand, that *if* I've got Covid, and I don't *know* I have something like it, I've got it for ~ two weeks tops. And then I very likely don't get it again. But the odds of "asymptomatic spread" are minuscule.

That might have been okay in the initial "two week" fog of war. But we've had this a long time.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (XHhHI)

456 Jeez, you're gonna blow it.

I was gonna test a rutabaga.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM

I'm told you can't until after my speech this afternoon.

Posted by: Jos. R. Biden at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (a3Q+t)

457 If the FBI said he was no threat, then why was he still on the Watch List?

Top Men...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (fJEY4)

458 New White House spin ..

WH Nat Sec Adviser: Biden Showed 'Leadership' By Leaving Americans Behind

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

459 The home COVID-testing kit is a small cotton swab. You urinate on it, wait 5 minutes then swab your sinuses and examine the color

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (f/evC)
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Eh. I've done worse.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (ePZfA)

460 Just noticed that a comment of mine is on the sidebar. I had possibly been drinking maybe a little bit. But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM (4l77G)

I wondered why that was there. Thought Ace might be "putting from the rough" these days.

My deepest sympathies, Pug. I am very sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (2JVJo)

461 the watch woren by Biden was the one Beau was wearing when he was killed in Nam .. Sang Bang... Dang Gong
it was real hush hush.
Beau was known as Agent Orange

I hid that watch up my keister for three years.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (yQpMk)

462 Just noticed that a comment of mine is on the sidebar. I had possibly been drinking maybe a little bit. But mostly it was in response to all the positive things the 'rons and 'ettes said regarding my dad's passing yesterday.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 09:42 AM

Prayers for you and your family, Pug. May his memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (m+jkK)

463
Work is giving them out to the unclean.
We get one box, (2 tests), a week.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)

But you have to send it off to get results, correct?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

464 >>Where'd you get your take home test? Wife wants tested, but everything around here is booked up.

The Paolo.

He offers several At Home tests that he can administer to your wife Mrs Sponge.

Posted by: Paolo at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (f/evC)

465 So if you test positive you get two weeks paid time off, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (+MSSo)

466 That might have been okay in the initial "two week" fog of war. But we've had this a long time.

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It was never ok. It is never ok to take liberty away from people in such a circumstance. If it is that bad, then Congress can convene and pass a law. State legislatures can convene and pass a law. It was never ok. It never should have been done. And the fact that no law has been passed anywhere is strong evidence of such.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 09:59 AM (sX1BW)

467 >> So, the home kits are like the "shit in a box" cancer tests. You have to ship it somewhere then get your results in a few days......

Did you want to shit in a box and keep it at home?

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (f/evC)

468 So if you test positive you get two weeks paid time off, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM (+MSSo)

I don't know about other states, but they haven't done that here for a while. If you have to stay home, you either work from home or use accrued sick leave.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (Ez6QX)

469 WH Nat Sec Adviser: Biden Showed 'Leadership' By Leaving Americans Behind

The White Star Line: We showed leadership by not having enough lifeboats for our paying passengers!

Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

470 Back in the day, the fire chief of Garden Grove was Sam Sparks. And don't forget the Phillippines' Cardinal Sin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

A local electrician - Max Power. Pretty sure he's not our Max Power.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (mD/uy)

471 ---
These dolts never understand, that *if* I've got Covid, and I don't *know* I have something like it, I've got it for ~ two weeks tops. And then I very likely don't get it again. But the odds of "asymptomatic spread" are minuscule.

That might have been okay in the initial "two week" fog of war. But we've had this a long time.
Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 09:57 AM (XHhHI)

IF infected and contagious, it's only for 4 days. On the 5th day, you're not spreading it anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

472 276 a cob might want to stop by the Pixy thread and excise the last comment, #188 (7E3C4) ... a bit stormfrontish , maybe ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 31, 2021 09:27 AM (YjYuE)

Handled by G'rump928(c) in comment #189!

Posted by: m at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (cME97)

473 So, the home kits are like the "shit in a box" cancer tests. You have to ship it somewhere then get your results in a few days......
Posted by: Sponge

This one is similar to a pregnancy test. You put 6 drops of fluid, not 7, nor 5, except when going to 6, on the test card. 4 drops is right out. You swab your nose, stick it in the test card pouch, wait 15 minutes and loom for the line. If you are negative, sign and date your card and take a picture with your phone. Work will audit results randomly via pictures.

Or go get the jab.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)

474 Did you want to shit in a box and keep it at home?

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Always a great prank.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (sX1BW)

475 The home COVID-testing kit is a small cotton swab. You urinate on it, wait 5 minutes and examine the color. If it is yellow you are positive. If it is any other color you are advised to call your urologist.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 31, 2021 09:54 AM

Let's slip a little methylene blue into Muldoon's morning coffee and see what happens...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)

476 That is more than a Five head... I'm thinkin' Eight Head at least...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (flINI)

477

Did you want to shit in a box and keep it at home?
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (f/evC)

No, but I did expect it to give me it's opinion before I threw it away.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

478 So the lone wolf jihadi that killed the lyft driver in Garland, TX yesterday and attacked the police station had been on the fbi radar for three years from 2010-2013 but his case was closed because he didn't represent any danger.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 09:50 AM (JUOKG)
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He was on the "Watch List". They watched him for 11 years before he killed someone. See? The Watch List works!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 31, 2021 09:51 AM (flINI)

It's like those commercials for home security systems. They feature a 'security monitor', that tells you when crimes occur, but does nothing about them because they're not a 'security system'. The monitors just announce that a crime is taking place.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (mdjgu)

479 437 "Gee Brain where will we get 400,000 gallons of molasses?"
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"The same place everyone gets it Pinky. the Internet."
https://tinyurl.com/2smvdw9a

Posted by: exdem13 at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (W+kMI)

480 The Paolo.

He offers several At Home tests that he can administer to your wife Mrs Sponge.
Posted by: Paolo

That thing better be calibrated when it comes out.

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (mD/uy)

481 Did you want to shit in a box and keep it at home?

I thought Shit in the Box was a fast food franchise out west.

Posted by: Archer at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

482 If a blue dot appears and you are a ~~woman~~ BIRTHING PERSON, you are pregnant and should call your doctor.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2021 09:56 AM (axyOa)

FIXED THAT FOR YOU, BIGOT!

Posted by: TRIGGLYPUFF at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (ePZfA)

483 So if you test positive you get two weeks paid time off, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 09:58 AM

They quit doing that here in Texas in most places, plus no unemployment either. You're on your own.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (JUOKG)

484 The White Star Line: We showed leadership by not having enough lifeboats for our paying passengers!

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Say what you will. At least the Captain went down with the ship. Milley will get another ribbon for his fabulous outfit.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at August 31, 2021 10:01 AM (sX1BW)

485 Kiwis reporting a woman died after taking the Pfizzer shot from the 'rare' side effect of myocarditis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2021 10:02 AM (fJEY4)

486 I saw Shit In A Box open for Birdsongs Of The Mesozoic at TT the Bear's in '95.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2021 10:02 AM (2JVJo)

487 oops
Posted by: BlackOrchid

MOOPS !

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)

488 For sure more people have died from the vaccine than the coof in crazy Aussie Kiwi land....

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2021 10:03 AM (uUDKV)

489 Punk Minkey.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 31, 2021 10:04 AM (yQpMk)

490 Work is giving them out to the unclean.
We get one box, (2 tests), a week.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)

Here's what's going to happen. Your work is going to have an outbreak. It will happen with the vaccinated getting sick. One or two will get it and your two tests a week will be handed out to the vaccinated as well and it will be discovered that even more of them are positive. And then someone that is unvaccinated will actually test positive and they will freak out about all the risky unvaccinated people!

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 10:04 AM (G2zl5)

491 Did you want to shit in a box and keep it at home?
Posted by: garrett

Yeah, man. What's wrong wit choo? You think it's my idea to keep that thing around?

Posted by: Garrett's cat at August 31, 2021 10:04 AM (nfrXX)

492 Bia de 'Medici looks very composed, competent and ready to confront the world's ills...she died at age six. Very sad. "Bia" was apparently short for "bambina," The Baby.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 31, 2021 10:05 AM (M9SBl)

493 Looks like Ace is gonna have a good morning...

once he gets here and Pug can get his hands on him.
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2021 09:11 AM (f/evC)

*waggles eyebrows*

And again, thanks to the Horde for all the kindness. A balm for my soul.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at August 31, 2021 10:05 AM (4l77G)

494 Nood chimp.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2021 10:06 AM (LBiAf)

495 My toothpaste has too many functions. I don't trust it.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 31, 2021 10:06 AM (nOOFl)

496 They quit doing that here in Texas in most places, plus no unemployment either. You're on your own.
Posted by: Mister Scott

**

Touching it to a tongue it is, then. Since it's super duper contagious it should pick it up just fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) remember when they cancelled the foreign policy presidential debate? at August 31, 2021 10:06 AM (+MSSo)

497 I'd sniff that.

Posted by: Presdement Biden at August 31, 2021 10:06 AM (kfcYC)

498 Here's what's going to happen. Your work is going to have an outbreak. It will happen with the vaccinated getting sick. One or two will get it and your two tests a week will be handed out to the vaccinated as well and it will be discovered that even more of them are positive. And then someone that is unvaccinated will actually test positive and they will freak out about all the risky unvaccinated people!
Posted by: Buzzion

We're all working from home until November.
I'm just going into the office because my dentist is back where we used to live and it's stupid to drive and hour and a half there and back when I can drive an hour and a half there then ten minutes to the office.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 10:07 AM (OCTRt)

499 This one is similar to a pregnancy test. You put 6 drops of fluid, not 7, nor 5, except when going to 6, on the test card. 4 drops is right out. You swab your nose, stick it in the test card pouch, wait 15 minutes and loom for the line. If you are negative, sign and date your card and take a picture with your phone. Work will audit results randomly via pictures.

Or go get the jab.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (OCTRt)

Who pays for the cards and drops?
Is there a way to tell if the test has been done incorrectly or incompletely?
Under the right lighting, something (such as a date) written in 0.7mm mechanical pencil can sure look an awful lot like a pen. Just sayin'.

Posted by: reason at August 31, 2021 10:07 AM (ePZfA)

500 (preemptive desocking before things get serious again)

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2021 10:07 AM (nfrXX)

501 We're all working from home until November.
I'm just going into the office because my dentist is back where we used to live and it's stupid to drive and hour and a half there and back when I can drive an hour and a half there then ten minutes to the office.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2021 10:07 AM (OCTRt)

I stand by my prediction. It just sounds like it won't happen until November

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2021 10:08 AM (G2zl5)

502 I thought shit in a box was the other name for gluten free foods.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 31, 2021 10:09 AM (ySQBZ)

503 IF infected and contagious, it's only for 4 days. On the 5th day, you're not spreading it anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at August 31, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
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Worse. 5 fucking days out of 500+ that they want me face-bagged.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2021 10:19 AM (XHhHI)

504 dirty fingernails
there
i said it

Posted by: ibid at August 31, 2021 10:41 AM (zUVLz)

505 Not the face that comes to mind when you think of Italians. Serious, features more characteristic of Northern Europeans.
She looks intelligent and calm - those qualities would be necessary in her turbulent family.
Wonder what happened to her?

I just checked Wikipedia. She died of an illness at 6 years old. Apparently, she was a dearly loved child of Cosimo D'Medici. And, not all that solemn - she was known for her high spirits.
Other portraits show her looking different - more identifiably Italian features.

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