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Open Thread And Graveyard Of Empires

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
and the women come out to cut up what remains,
jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
and go to your gawd like a soldier.
-- Joseph Rudyard Kipling

Posted by: CBD at 03:05 PM




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1 Early

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2021 02:07 PM (830x5)

2 Gee, I do not remember a First, but I do remember Kipling's poem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (830x5)

3 I mentioned this in the last thread, but I for one fully support China's threats to get involved in Afghanistan.

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (UewuT)

4 At least it was all worth it in the end...

Posted by: stv at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (G7TE+)

5 Pretty roomy in here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (830x5)

6 Told you.

Posted by: Peachy Taliaferro Carnehan at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (LBiAf)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (0uh7N)

8 What if your brain is already dissolved into chocolate chocolate ice cream?

Posted by: J Robinette. at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (JjMWb)

9 We do not have time for distractions like Afghanistan......

Where are Trump's tax records !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:09 PM (24+Vp)

10 Baghdad Bob had nothing on Kabul Nancy

https://tinyurl.com/h6vwd24

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (qAR6u)

11
What I dread the most: a US aircraft going down in the Afghan shithole, followed by ghastly images of savagery and evil.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (Ov8iZ)

12 So when does Bi den convert to muzzie.

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (xySQ6)

13
Why aren't you wearing a mask?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (/U27+)

14 So - qabili palow recipes on the food thread today? Aushak's too much trouble - making the dumplings.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 15, 2021 02:11 PM (OTzUX)

15 I feel batter that The Gay Pride and BLM Flags were saved at the US Embassy today !!!

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:11 PM (24+Vp)

16 And when you think about it, the American empire really did die over there. Summer 2001, America is pretty optimistic, strong economy, times are generally good. Summer 2021, the money's run out, those in power are increasingly insane and tilting at windmills, antagonizing the productive classes has become a spectator sport for the cultural elite, numerous secession movements forming within all the major political factions.

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2021 02:11 PM (UewuT)

17 As long as we can have masks, gender fluid schools, illegal Immigrants and racist CRT, who cares?

Posted by: Democrats and Their Karen's at August 15, 2021 02:11 PM (sOXXq)

18 I hope Biden eats some ice cream so he will feel good about himself during this crisis.

And hopefully someone can wipe his butt for him, too.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 15, 2021 02:13 PM (haWye)

19 CBD, please ask Ace to consider selling flaming skull teeshirts! I want one so bad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 15, 2021 02:13 PM (Mzdiz)

20 Prior to the US invasion the Taliban controlled 3/4s of Afghsnistan. The northeast quadrant was in charge of the government established after the Soviet pull out. After $1 trillion, 20 years, thousands killed, and tens of thousands wounded, the Talban appear to be in.posotion to take the whole country.

Posted by: Michael at August 15, 2021 02:14 PM (3WGzw)

21 When it comes to statements on the Afghan failure, McConnell, Cheney, and other GOPe might want to sit this one out

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2021 02:14 PM (qAR6u)

22 B-52 bombers headed over, I hear. Well, great.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 15, 2021 02:14 PM (Mzdiz)

23 These Taliban Butchers do not care about George Floyd and that really pisses me off !!

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:15 PM (24+Vp)

24 Oh well, I guess the men of Afghanistsn are unwilling to die for Feminism and LGBT rights.

Posted by: Michael at August 15, 2021 02:15 PM (3WGzw)

25 Kipling quote is apt enough, but don't forget Harry Flashman. His career was made by disaster in Afghanistan. Joe B is a bit older, but his team undoubtedly wants to use Flashy as a model.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 15, 2021 02:15 PM (V8JPv)

26
The antifa vs Americans in California video with Steve Inman is great. I could watch it everyday.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 15, 2021 02:15 PM (Ov8iZ)

27
So when does the Biden Administration give diplomatic recognition?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2021 02:15 PM (/U27+)

28 B-52s going to turn large rubble into small rubble ????

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:16 PM (24+Vp)

29 What I dread the most: a US aircraft going down in the Afghan shithole, followed by ghastly images of savagery and evil.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (Ov8iZ)

I agree. I also wonder why we portray them, quite correctly as evil, but say that Donks and sundry libs who despise the country are "ill". They are at least as evil as people from the Taliban sewer, as they should know better.

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2021 02:16 PM (ONvIw)

30 China needs to get involved to make this shit show perfect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2021 02:16 PM (BFigT)

31 30 China needs to get involved to make this shit show perfect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2021 02:16 PM (BFigT)

Low profile so they can squash Taipei.

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2021 02:17 PM (ONvIw)

32 Anyone taking action on "President Kamala Harris will nuke Afghanistan prior to the 2024 election". What are the odds?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (V8JPv)

33 Why are we sending B-52s to bomb Afghanistan? For what reason ?

I hope a b-52 does not go low and get hit by a SAM...

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (24+Vp)

34 We all know there will be unaccountability for the politicians, bureaucrats, and generals involved in this debacle. If General "Woke," Milley had any sense of honor he would resign. But I am not the last time honor could be associated with the US military leadership.

Posted by: Michael at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (3WGzw)

35 hope Biden eats some ice cream so he will feel good about himself during this crisis.

And hopefully someone can wipe his butt for him, too.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 15, 2021 02:13 PM (haWye

Shit show chocolate

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (YB8AV)

36 10 Baghdad Bob had nothing on Kabul Nancy

https://tinyurl.com/h6vwd24

Posted by: kbdabear at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (qAR6u)


Tomorrow, Jen "Baghdad Bob with Freckles" Psaki will tell the White House Press, "Over the weekend, the Harris-Biden Administration continued its unstoppable advance from victory to victory on behalf of the American People."

Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (AMIL/)

37 Failure smells like Biden shitting his pants.

Posted by: Jak SucioQ at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (jvt6t)

38 When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
and the women come out to cut up what remains,
jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
and go to your gawd like a soldier.
-- Joseph Rudyard Kipling


This was highlighted in the movie, The Beast.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (Fs5vw)

39
China needs to get involved to make this shit show perfect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2021 02:16 PM (BFigT)

________

The CCP doesn't care and neither to their Western lieges. They'll slaughter as many as they want and no one will raise a peep. LeBron will applaud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2021 02:19 PM (/U27+)

40 When the televised beheading start, with translators, and US allies CNN will have to do backflips to hide them.

Posted by: redenzo at August 15, 2021 02:19 PM (E7vND)

41
Every time I forget Gab is a garbage website/platform, that shithead Andrew Torba posts something like this:

"If a bunch of dudes who hid in caves for twenty years can take their country back from the Globalist American Empire then there's no reason we can't too. All we have to do is exit their system and build our own."

When Andrew Torba isn't posting shitheadery like this, he's encouraging new "crusades" by Christians.

I'm not say Andrew Torba of Gab is a CIA/Deep State agent, but I'm not saying he isn't.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 15, 2021 02:19 PM (Ov8iZ)

42 20 Star general Blo Jiden:

Napalm............ That gasoline smell........ It smells like victory !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:19 PM (24+Vp)

43 >>>Why are we sending B-52s to bomb Afghanistan? For what reason ?

https://tinyurl.com/bb5aj8fh

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 15, 2021 02:20 PM (Mzdiz)

44 "Republicans are already pouncing as Afghanistan's collapse has accelerated in recent days."

https://archive.is/8EvmZ

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 15, 2021 02:20 PM (DXFDM)

45 China must be licking its chops. They will not let this humiliation of America go to waste.

Posted by: Michael at August 15, 2021 02:20 PM (3WGzw)

46 And when you think about it, the American empire really did die over there. Summer 2001, America is pretty optimistic, strong economy, times are generally good. Summer 2021, the money's run out, those in power are increasingly insane and tilting at windmills, antagonizing the productive classes has become a spectator sport for the cultural elite, numerous secession movements forming within all the major political factions.

The ChiComs have more of a hand in all of that than Afghanistan does.

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2021 02:20 PM (kOpft)

47 Drunk.

Pray for our soldiers. That they not be made cannon fodder at the behest of satan.

I weep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 15, 2021 02:21 PM (U2p+3)

48 So, did any of the troops Biden said were going in actually arrive? If so, do they have any support or heavy weapons?

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 15, 2021 02:22 PM (VYjdj)

49 So when does the Biden Administration give diplomatic recognition?
Posted by: Hadrian

When Beijing says he can.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2021 02:22 PM (OCTRt)

50 These Taliban Butchers do not care about George Floyd and that really pisses me off !!

Yes!!! And Covid!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 15, 2021 02:23 PM (Xrfse)

51 But no mean tweets l!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2021 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)

52 Kipling, still relevant nearly a century after his death.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:24 PM (W+kMI)

53 Tomorrow, Jen "Baghdad Bob with Freckles" Psaki
Posted by: Gref


"Be-freckled Baghdad Bob"
Can't let the alliteration slip that easily .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2021 02:25 PM (1t5dY)

54 The Toleybun bring out their E Plebnista.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 02:25 PM (63Dwl)

55 Ssgt. Aaron R. Butler, 19 SFG. KIA 16th August 2017. Tomorrow will be four years.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2021 02:26 PM (sOXXq)

56 Kabul Kirby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

57 27
So when does the Biden Administration give diplomatic recognition?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2021 02:15 PM (/U27+)


Never. That won't stop the Biden Junta from eventually sending billions of dollars of aid to them when they plead for food and medicine to help the millions of people displaced due to US and Afghan government violence for twenty years. Refusing such a request Is Not Who We Are!

Recall that we have no diplomatic relations with Iran - didn't stop Barack and Joe from cutting a chickenshit nuclear weapons development deal with the Iranians.

Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2021 02:26 PM (AMIL/)

58 De SANTIS VARIANT!!!!
CUHOMO!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 15, 2021 02:27 PM (OAPtL)

59 You know that book on the book thread about how the Civil War was really about ghey rights? Explains the First and Second Battles of Man Asses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 15, 2021 02:27 PM (d9FiS)

60 Trump: I think the USA should pull out of Afghanistan because our war there has no purpose and is wasteful. Here is a plan of negotiated withdrawl with the Taliban.

Hiden Handlers: I think the USA should pull out of Afghanistan because it polls negatively. Here's a plan to re-enact Saigon, 1975.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:27 PM (W+kMI)

61 I think twenty years of the opium trade was a fairly lucrative deal for a select, elite few.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2021 02:27 PM (JTpIQ)

62 CNN showing footage of Taliban "occupying" the Afghan Presidential office. Not a one of them wearing a mask.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

63 Pelosi 3 hours ago:

The President is to be commended for the clarity of purpose of his statement on Afghanistan and his action. The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions. We are concerned about reports regarding the Taliban's brutal treatment of all Afghans, especially women and girls.

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/
1426937980325879812

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (UHVv4)

64 Jane Fonda spent more time in Vietnam then Blo Jiden......

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (24+Vp)

65 Although it is deeply tragic that Americans will die as we scramble to get our personnel out of Afghanistan, we can take some measure of comfort in the thought that when they died, they died with an enlightened grasp of the profoundly evil nature of western culture, America and white people in general on the oppressed BIPOC peoples of this world.


Thanks to men like General Milley.

*taps plays mournfully on the trumpet of a lone LGBTQWERTY+ soldier silhouetted in the near distance*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (VxC1e)

66 I frankly expected the Taliban to hold off actually sacking the government and proclaiming victory until 9/11.

But...slowly, then all at once.

Biden's snoozing at the desk wherein the buck is reputedly to stop, but the path to this point was chosen by Bush 43 and his advisors.

Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (8erNz)

67 If we were stupid enough to leave millions of planes, trains and automobiles where the Taliban could pick them up then this former Signal Corps member wants to know how - did the thermite charges get placed on the radios and servers before we withdrew? How much comms equipment, how many servers, encryption keys, server backups, etc were left behind in Afghanistan? How much did they fail to destroy in the embassy before we bugged out? And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (BJKQV)

68 Failure smells like Biden shitting his pants.
Posted by: Jak SucioQ at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (jvt6t)

There once was a Joe from Delaware, who painted his ass like a gardenia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (R/m4+)

69 let me know when we got grabs

Posted by: Ted Koppel at August 15, 2021 02:29 PM (uCLWI)

70 "Republicans are already pouncing as Afghanistan's collapse has accelerated in recent days."

I'm surprised the Democrats haven't suggested sending pouncing Republicans to Afghanistan.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 15, 2021 02:29 PM (Mzdiz)

71
So, did any of the troops Biden said were going in actually arrive? If so, do they have any support or heavy weapons?
Posted by: Blue Hen


The ROEs in effect for this mission allow them to point their index fingers at "bad guys" and loudly say, "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2021 02:29 PM (+2sc/)

72 Nanzi - George Orwell couldn't have scripted that better in a book.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2021 02:30 PM (znIQ9)

73 62 CNN showing footage of Taliban "occupying" the Afghan Presidential office. Not a one of them wearing a mask.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

Was CNN able to find out what kind of ice cream was their favorite?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:30 PM (BJKQV)

74 45 China must be licking its chops. They will not let this humiliation of America go to waste.
---------
PRC doubtless already has a plan to bribe and blackmail the Taliban leaders into complaisance while they strip-mine the mountains. The USA has never made war for oil or any other resource since 1898. The PRC would destroy a nation for resources to prop up the Mandarins of Beijing tomorrow.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:30 PM (W+kMI)

75 So, did any of the troops Biden said were going in actually arrive? If so, do they have any support or heavy weapons?
Posted by: Blue Hen

c'mon

two weeks

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2021 02:30 PM (uCLWI)

76 I frankly expected the Taliban to hold off actually sacking the government and proclaiming victory until 9/11.

But...slowly, then all at once.

Biden's snoozing at the desk wherein the buck is reputedly to stop, but the path to this point was chosen by Bush 43 and his advisors.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (8erNz)


Nope.
As soon as they announced the additional troops, it was full speed to Kabul.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2021 02:30 PM (axyOa)

77 You vax deniers are getting you just deserts! Ice cream will keep us safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 15, 2021 02:31 PM (Xrfse)

78 US Soldiers ROE is to shoot only vaccinated Taliban. The vaccinated Taliban can be identified by those not wearing a Dr. Fauci authorized mask.

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:31 PM (24+Vp)

79 https://tinyurl.com/nzdd5s69

Kipling-The Gods of the Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 15, 2021 02:31 PM (QFVV9)

80 How much comms equipment, how many servers, encryption keys, server backups, etc were left behind in Afghanistan? How much did they fail to destroy in the embassy before we bugged out? And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (BJKQV)


Ooooo....I used to love training with the safe destroyers. Nasty l'il things.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)

81 John Podhoretz. "All Joe Biden had to do was nothing. Had Joe Biden done nothing, Afghanistan would not have fallen to the Taliban today. Had he just let the status quo continue, the status quo would have continued."
Time to stop white knighting and leave the brave and pure indigenous folks to settle their business without our exported systemic racism interfering.

Posted by: J Robinette. at August 15, 2021 02:32 PM (JjMWb)

82 The ROEs in effect for this mission allow them to point their index fingers at "bad guys" and loudly say, "Pew! Pew! Pew!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2021 02:29 PM (+2sc/)



Our men have also been instructed to yell at the enemy that they must take care for their image in the international community. A limited number of bullhorns with fresh batteries have been deployed for this purpose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (VxC1e)

83 Biden's snoozing at the desk wherein the buck is reputedly to stop, but the path to this point was chosen by Bush 43 and his advisors.
Posted by: JEM


I realize that's a metaphor, but Prezzy Puddin'Head is at Camp David right now probably urinating on himself in bed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (1t5dY)

84 Also, Rudyard Kipling:
If any question why we died,
Tell them it's because our fathers lied.

When you never see a Bush or Cheney send their kids into harms way, but happily send the children of others, I see a problem.

Posted by: EveR at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (MUpk6)

85
You know that book on the book thread about how the Civil War was really about ghey rights? Explains the First and Second Battles of Man Asses.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston


Seven Penises
Five Fooks
Petersburg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (+2sc/)

86 Which city is safer today ---- Chicago or Kabul ?

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (24+Vp)

87 11
What I dread the most: a US aircraft going down in the Afghan shithole, followed by ghastly images of savagery and evil.

Posted by: Soothsayer's



We maintain masturbatory fantasies with just this.

Posted by: CNNMSNBCCBSABCWAPONYT at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (QFVV9)

88 And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?

I'll bet money the ChiComs have had that access for years.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (6XLoz)

89
I'm surprised the Democrats haven't suggested sending pouncing Republicans to Afghanistan.
Posted by: Miley


This "veteran" and "retired Army officer" who is running for a House seat in NC spewed this nonsense on twitter:

"Win / Win here:
Activate ALL the MAGA 2A Supporters and deploy them to fight the Taliban!
They MUST BE a Well Regulated Militia - the 2A says so!
And isn't aiding the active Military what the Militia is for?

RT if you agree!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 15, 2021 02:34 PM (Ov8iZ)

90 When will the media announce the stress of office is damaging Biden's health?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:34 PM (YB8AV)

91 When you never see a Bush or Cheney send their kids into harms way, but happily send the children of others, I see a problem.
Posted by: EveR at August 15, 2021 02:33 PM (MUpk6)

What? You forgot about Mary Cheney's daring bombing run over Kandahar?/s

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

92 I can't wait to see how the MSM is going to spin this in the next couple of weeks. We should start a pool.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:34 PM (BJKQV)

93 So, anyone here still averse to overthrowing the current government?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:36 PM (W+kMI)

94 Pray for our soldiers. That they not be made cannon fodder at the behest of satan.

For the most part, "our" soldiers are being driven out of the military for 'extremism' and refusal to take the mark of the...I mean mRNA pseudo vaccine.

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2021 02:36 PM (kOpft)

95 So, did any of the troops Biden said were going in actually arrive? If so, do they have any support or heavy weapons?
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 15, 2021 02:22 PM (VYjdj)


I hope they don't wind up like the Nat. Guard in DC, no ammo, no direction, ordered to stand around and be menacing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2021 02:36 PM (BbDPD)

96 92 I can't wait to see how the MSM is going to spin this in the next couple of weeks. We should start a pool.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:34 PM (BJKQV)


Probably a mix of "it's Donald Trump's fault" and "at least people aren't pushing back against our C19 gaslighting for a while"

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2021 02:36 PM (UewuT)

97 When it comes to blowing out my brains I'm not qualified.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at August 15, 2021 02:37 PM (LaNzR)

98 PRC doubtless already has a plan to bribe and blackmail the Taliban leaders into complaisance while they strip-mine the mountains. The USA has never made war for oil or any other resource since 1898. The PRC would destroy a nation for resources to prop up the Mandarins of Beijing tomorrow.

Something like that. Afghanistan is loaded with the minerals necessary for the manufacture of batteries, and as you pointed out, the former United States would never make use of lands purchased with American blood - rather they would outsource the exploitation to friendly cronies in exchange for the usual graft and vig.

The removal from Afghanistan is purely for the benefit of China. Absolutely no doubt about it. China build new coal plants each week, will strip mine entire continents if necessary for REM and other raw materials, will fish the oceans until they are depleted.

Your battery requires China to roll over Afghanistan and strip mine that vertical country country level.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 02:37 PM (+LCoQ)

99 >>>When you never see a Bush or Cheney send their kids into harms way, but happily send the children of others, I see a problem.

>You could send Hunter Biden into a nuclear blast and he would come out like a cockroach.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2021 02:37 PM (JTpIQ)

100 Why are we sending B-52s to bomb Afghanistan? For what reason ?

I hope a b-52 does not go low and get hit by a SAM...
Posted by: James

That's probably the *byden plan... either waste the personnel, ammo and equipment, or give it all to the enemy.

...could the power of AND even apply here?...

sickening

Posted by: zombie George Carlin at August 15, 2021 02:38 PM (dB4Iz)

101 37 Failure smells like Biden shitting his pants.
Posted by: Jak SucioQ at August 15, 2021 02:18 PM (jvt6t)

My butt's been wiped!

Posted by: POTATUS at August 15, 2021 02:38 PM (/aiGx)

102 I can't wait to see how the MSM is going to spin this in the next couple of weeks. We should start a pool.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:34 PM (BJKQV)

It will be deep sixed and the news will be all about sodomy, sodomites, the china flu, more sodomites and how DeSantis is the second coming of Mussolini.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2021 02:38 PM (R/m4+)

103 US secure comms were probably compromised during the Clinton years. The secure crypto stuff.

Another debacle was buying 50 gazillion Dell desktops and Windows and installing it at every level from the Sec Def down to the squad level. I knew that was just idiotic.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2021 02:40 PM (zXnjg)

104 Donald Jr. takes a shot at Joe.

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/
1426990307367739392

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 15, 2021 02:40 PM (UHVv4)

105 What? You forgot about Mary Cheney's daring bombing run over Kandahar?

That was retaliation for the hail of bullets that Hillary dodged.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2021 02:40 PM (6XLoz)

106 I'm not hearing any unusual traffic out of Offutt. Actually, I'm hearing very little air traffic at all.

Yes, Zhou Bai-din, *this* is your Saigon moment. Yours, and yours alone.

Gotta say, not even I imagined Kabul would fall this fast. Glad I didn't have any money riding on six or seven days from now.I

All our Morons and 'Ettes who served our country during the past twenty years: I am so very, very sorry you risked your lives for this misbegotten fiasco. Your lives, your home lives, your careers, your everything -- and it's all been thrown away like last week's fish.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at August 15, 2021 02:40 PM (7fqx3)

107 Why can't a TV fall on that worthless old hag?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2021 02:41 PM (nxdel)

108 Well, if you're gonna quote Kipling "White Man's Burden" has to be in there, it's what this war became all about:

TAKE up the White Man's burden / Send forth the best ye breed / To bind your sons to exile / To serve your captives' need; / To wait in heavy harness
On fluttered folk and wild / Your new-caught sullen peoples, / Half devil and half child.

Take up the White Man's burden / In patience to abide / To veil the threat of terror /And check the show of pride; / By open speech and simple, / An hundred times made plain, / To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden - / The savage wars of peace - / Fill full the mouth of famine
And bid the sickness cease; / And when your goal is nearest / The end for others sought, / Watch Sloth and heathen Folly / Bring all your hopes to nought.

Had to format it weird because Pixy hates poetry.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:41 PM (BJKQV)

109 Why can't a TV fall on that worthless old hag?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2021 02:41 PM (nxd

Which worthless old hag are we talking about?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:42 PM (YB8AV)

110 63 Pelosi 3 hours ago:

The President is to be commended for the clarity of purpose of his statement on Afghanistan and his action. The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions. We are concerned about reports regarding the Taliban's brutal treatment of all Afghans, especially women and girls.



Thank you, CongressNPC1001110

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 15, 2021 02:43 PM (QFVV9)

111 Ironically enough right now I am at the 1st ID Museum at Cantigny Park in Illinois watching interviews with OAF vets.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2021 02:43 PM (J8+9a)

112 How soon does the US get its reputation back? How many allies will be willing to step forward and help us on our ill thought out adventures? 3 decades, 4?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 15, 2021 02:43 PM (OAPtL)

113 I think I'm so numb to this that even my snark feels hollow right now.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 15, 2021 02:43 PM (dzeOu)

114 80 How much comms equipment, how many servers, encryption keys, server backups, etc were left behind in Afghanistan? How much did they fail to destroy in the embassy before we bugged out? And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (BJKQV)


I used to be in charge of exit burns- we would practice yearly on the proper procedure for a total burn before a bug out. But this was 30 years ago, and the department, while always left, is now a millenial cesspool. The fact that they were requiring AmCits to request evacuation assitance by filling out an internet form shows how decrepit the consular services department has become. There is supposed to be a warden system to alert in country AmCits of impending danger and what to do in a bugout, to include calling individuals or going to get them if they needed help.

I feel like I wasted my time trying to serve my country to the best of my ability, since it has all been flushed down a squatty potty.

Posted by: moki at August 15, 2021 02:44 PM (JrN/x)

115 For people who think that my Saigo, 1975 reference was a joke. No no senors y senoras, esta muy verdad.

https://tinyurl.com/2rkns9aw

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:44 PM (W+kMI)

116 yeah, military peeps are to be saluted

but not us schlubs, who stayed at home and worked and paid taxes

which funded all this stupidity

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2021 02:44 PM (uCLWI)

117 All this because after being attacked in 2001 by murderous islamists on 9/11, the U.S. left (including George W. Bush) couldn't admit that islam is a dangerous and destructive ideology that is incompatible with western civilization.

So we imported millions more muslims here -- and got the Boston massacres, the Ft. Hood massacres, the San Bernardino massacres, etc. -- and we embarked on a disastrous nation building folly in Afghanistan.

And now here we are, 20 years later, having squandered trillions of dollars and thousands more American lives, all because we couldn't, or wouldn't, admit the truth about islam.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 15, 2021 02:45 PM (k4dH2)

118 I'm sure Biden Biden's handlers are chompin' at the bit to sign a nuke deal with the taliban gov't and send them pallets full of cash.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 15, 2021 02:45 PM (p0rNW)

119 President is to be commended for the clarity of purpose of his statement on Afghanistan and his action. The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions. We are concerned about reports regarding the Taliban's brutal treatment of all Afghans, especially women and girls.

Why especially women and girls? Boys don't matter you evil bitch?
Husbands and fathers don't matter you demon possessed, drunken garbage human?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:45 PM (YB8AV)

120 Sending 5-8k US troops to A-stan... Where the fuck are they gonna put them? And equally important, how are they gonna support and then egress that many people!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 15, 2021 02:45 PM (DLOoE)

121 3 I mentioned this in the last thread, but I for one fully support China's threats to get involved in Afghanistan.
Posted by: CppThis

The only nation with the stomach to stop Islam once and for all.

Sad, and horrifying, what must be done, but it must. Either Islam is destroyed, or the rest of humanity is destroyed. It is blind and naive to think otherwise. China is neither.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2021 02:46 PM (OssQ4)

122 Take a few minutes to savor this rare situation: The Democrat-Media spin and lies machine has completely broken-down. The drones are running around crazily, without direction or purpose, blurting-out truths for a change, rather than calmly telling lies.

Last time I recall this happening was early February 2020, for several days after Trump's first Impeachment acquittal. For about three days, the Media behaved as if hit by James T. Kirk with a phaser set to Stun. I as stunned, too - no bad news for a time! (The COVID sh!t-storm began the next week.)

Joe will come out of hiding only after the spin machine is repaired and pumping out fresh, focus-grouped talking points for Joe and all other Democrats and the pundits.

Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2021 02:46 PM (AMIL/)

123 Remember when a Stinger in the hands of terrorists was a big deal?

What they're grabbing in Afghanistan makes the Stinger look like a stone axe.

Our neighborhood is gonna get very spicy very soon.

Posted by: larryw at August 15, 2021 02:46 PM (ad8bT)

124 How soon does the US get its reputation back? How many allies will be willing to step forward and help us on our ill thought out adventures? 3 decades, 4?

Interesting conversations must be going on, as we write, in Taiwan, South Korea and Japan.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 02:47 PM (+LCoQ)

125 This has probably been covered in the previous thread but any guesses when Taiwan will fall? I suspect an exodus of money and people is in the works. Seeing as the world once again gets to see how untrustworthy and inept the US is when the democrats are in power.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 15, 2021 02:47 PM (Mo2gk)

126 Think this is all being done to feed Hunters heroin habit?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2021 02:47 PM (J8+9a)

127 Think this is all being done to feed Hunters heroin habit?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2021 02:47 PM (J8+9a)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2021 02:48 PM (R/m4+)

128
112 How soon does the US get its reputation back? How many allies will be willing to step forward and help us on our ill thought out adventures? 3 decades, 4?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 15, 2021 02:43 PM (OAPtL)


In some ways this might actually be a blessing. No more kissing the asses of countries that hate us to form "coalitions". No more running to the UN for permission to defend ourselves.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 15, 2021 02:48 PM (Fs5vw)

129 All this because after being attacked in 2001 by murderous islamists on 9/11, the U.S. left (including George W. Bush) couldn't admit that islam is a dangerous and destructive ideology that is incompatible with western civilization.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Go back to Carter, then Reagan, and the Beiruit bombing of our Marine barracks, and then I agree. This idiotic, illiterate naivety didn't start with Bush.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2021 02:48 PM (OssQ4)

130 122
Joe will come out of hiding only after the spin machine is repaired and pumping out fresh, focus-grouped talking points for Joe and all other Democrats and the pundits.
Posted by: Gref at August 15, 2021 02:46 PM (AMIL/)

Yep. I can feel the high-level meetings going on right now at MSNBC, CNN, NBC, etc. Working (possibly all together) to come up with a positive spin on this in the vein of "The Taliban offers Free Healthcare and 100% Literacy."

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:48 PM (BJKQV)

131 126 Think this is all being done to feed Hunters heroin habit?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie



He seems more of a meth/cokehead type than heroin. Heroin has a much shorter shelf life with users.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 15, 2021 02:49 PM (QFVV9)

132
Go back to Carter, then Reagan, and the Beiruit bombing of our Marine barracks, and then I agree. This idiotic, illiterate naivety didn't start with Bush.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2021 02:48 PM (OssQ4)

I'll never forget Carter referring to Khomeini as a Man of God.

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2021 02:49 PM (ONvIw)

133 Biden: "Continued US presence would not have made a difference."

This spin of course misses the issue entirely. How did you not know of the Taliban offensive plans? Why did you think the government army would fight the Taliban to a stalemate, as you said just last week? Why weren't you long since withdrawing material and equipment, rather than see it in Taliban hands today?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2021 02:50 PM (PkMwx)

134 A NASCAR cf in Indy

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 15, 2021 02:50 PM (cknjq)

135 Rep. Omar from Minnesota-stan must be happy today. The American Pig-Dogs have lost to the Ghost and Dream of Usama bin Laden !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:50 PM (24+Vp)

136 98 PRC doubtless already has a plan to bribe and blackmail the Taliban leaders into complaisance while they strip-mine the mountains. The USA has never made war for oil or any other resource since 1898. The PRC would destroy a nation for resources to prop up the Mandarins of Beijing tomorrow.

The removal from Afghanistan is purely for the benefit of China. Absolutely no doubt about it. China build new coal plants each week, will strip mine entire continents if necessary for REM and other raw materials, will fish the oceans until they are depleted.

Your battery requires China to roll over Afghanistan and strip mine that vertical country country level.
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Fair point, yes. But to my mind the rulers of China always decide what's best for them is best for China. The PRC is more fragile than they or PMSNBC wants to admit. If the resources can't flow in to keep the hungry, flood-sodden masses working, the masses may decide for a new China or three. So yes, the rulers of the PRC will ruin the rest of the world for their pleasure. But yeah, "No war for oil!"

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:50 PM (W+kMI)

137 The moment the US bailed out of Bagram in early July what is happening today was guaranteed. I can't imagine that any serious person in the US military or Diplomatic service believed the Afghanistan army was worth a damn. Rather all that was holding the Taliban at bay the threat of getting bombed into the 12th century (also known as last Tuesday in Afghanistan). Take that away and the race was on by the Taliban to upgrade from Toyotas to Humvees. This didn't happen suddenly, this epic disaster has been in play for years; all it took to make it happen swiftly was Joe Biden.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 02:51 PM (ESLBo)

138 For those scrambling to recall Kipling ... I heartily recommend 'MacDonough's Song".

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at August 15, 2021 02:51 PM (RS9ZG)

139 >>>but I for one fully support China's threats to get involved in Afghanistan.

>The chicoms will have all the afghanis crafting basketball sneakers for the NBA.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 15, 2021 02:51 PM (JTpIQ)

140 134 A NASCAR cf in Indy
Posted by: weirdflunky



Heh, whats going on there? I know they are using the road course this year. That track was never suited for NASCAR.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 15, 2021 02:51 PM (QFVV9)

141 I just bought a couple boxes each of 9mm and 22. Dunhams seems to have all the flavors back on the shelves, though it seems spotty in some sections.

I wonder if Weasel's soul feels a little *ping* every time the Horde buys ammo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 15, 2021 02:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

142 when you become your enemy, you can defeat your enemy

Jimmy Page 1973

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2021 02:51 PM (uCLWI)

143 I'll never forget Carter referring to Khomeini as a Man of God.
Posted by: CN at August 15, 2021 02:49 PM (ONvIw)

My eyes have permanently rolled to the back of my head.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:52 PM (YB8AV)

144 Yes, the VC and NVA also promised peace and reconciliation with the South as they lined up their thousands of victims on the wall.

SHAME "PRESIDENT" BIDEN! SHAME!!

BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2021 02:52 PM (n0pev)

145 50 These Taliban Butchers do not care about George Floyd and that really pisses me off !!

Yes!!! And Covid!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 15, 2021 02:23 PM (Xrfse)


And they persist in mispronouning people. The savages!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

146 @120

>>how are they gonna support and then egress that many people!?


Sounds like Operation: Casus Belli in Stellaris, LET'S DO THIS ALL AGAIN, WOOOHOOO!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 15, 2021 02:53 PM (jl3E5)

147 63 Pelosi 3 hours ago:

The President is to be commended for the clarity of purpose of his statement on Afghanistan and his action. The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions. We are concerned about reports regarding the Taliban's brutal treatment of all Afghans, especially women and girls.
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the Taliban doesn't care what anyone else thinks...especially non-muslims.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (UUBmN)

148
My eyes have permanently rolled to the back of my head.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:52 PM (YB8AV)

It gets better, his UN ambassador Andrew YOung believed Khomeini would be hailed as a saint.

Posted by: CN at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (ONvIw)

149 137
Absolutely.

Posted by: moki at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (JrN/x)

150 This has probably been covered in the previous thread but any guesses when Taiwan will fall? I suspect an exodus of money and people is in the works. Seeing as the world once again gets to see how untrustworthy and inept the US is when the democrats are in power.

Lets say that you are in Taiwan and can land anywhere you want with sufficient cash. Will you go south and enjoy military enforced mass incarceration and mandatory Kill Shot? Will you fly to the former United States to participate in martial law and interstate passport checks - only to be forced the Kill Shot? Will you go to Europe and enjoy the riots and civil unrest unfolding there and also get the Kill Shot?

Or do you just hang out at home - for at least your neighbor share the same culture and language - you just get to enjoy Maoist Communism and enslavement.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (+LCoQ)

151 Little Afghani girls and boys won't be raped.
Repeating "No Mean Tweets" will keep them safe.

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 15, 2021 02:55 PM (jIL4c)

152 he President is to be commended for the clarity of purpose of his statement on Afghanistan and his action. The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions. We are concerned about reports regarding the Taliban's brutal treatment of all Afghans, especially women and girls.

It always comes down to "women hardest hit."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2021 02:55 PM (mR6Gs)

153 After you have ejaculated into a goat or a sheep, it is only permissible to sell the meat in the next village ever.

-- Man of God Ayatollah Khomeini, in a FAQ in his book.

Apparently that's a frequently asked question.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2021 02:55 PM (OssQ4)

154 The removal from Afghanistan is purely for the benefit of China. Absolutely no doubt about it. China build new coal plants each week, will strip mine entire continents if necessary for REM and other raw materials, will fish the oceans until they are depleted.

***

This guy gets it.

President Uncle Joe has already said that the US will buy their electric cars. Now China needs the materials that are mined in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 02:55 PM (GaiJ7)

155 the Taliban doesn't care what anyone else thinks...especially non-muslims.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (UUBmN)

"The world" that is watching China enslave millions doesn't really care what the Taliban does. They're not America, so the Taliban can do whatever they want.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:55 PM (BJKQV)

156 Not sure how to bring this to Ace's attention, so GSC shall drop it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrYQAYmaOk

Posted by: Galactus' Stiffened Cock at August 15, 2021 02:56 PM (zk4zS)

157 133 Biden: "Continued US presence would not have made a difference."

This spin of course misses the issue entirely. How did you not know of the Taliban offensive plans? Why did you think the government army would fight the Taliban to a stalemate, as you said just last week? Why weren't you long since withdrawing material and equipment, rather than see it in Taliban hands today?
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Remember, Hiden only and always says what he's told to say. Sometimes. His Obummer-loaned controllers & handlers are off script, again, because their imagined scenario didn't work out as planned, again!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 02:56 PM (W+kMI)

158 Which worthless old hag are we talking about?

lol.. I know there are so many, but specifically Pelosi.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2021 02:56 PM (nxdel)

159 The Most Aristocraty headline:

FOX Headline:

Fears Afghanistan May Become a Terrorist Haven.


I, mean, that's just precious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 15, 2021 02:56 PM (jl3E5)

160 Pelosi 3 hours ago:

The President is to be commended for the clarity...

**

Again, these statements are all on purpose. That particular phrase to describe bumbling, incoherent President Uncle Joe was specifically chosen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 02:57 PM (GaiJ7)

161 If the women and girls are treated carefully while their husband's, fathers and brothers are slaughtered what are the odds they wind up sex slaves?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:57 PM (YB8AV)

162 I bet it's going to be DJT's fault 12 ways from Sunday

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2021 02:57 PM (znIQ9)

163 I want to know what Biden is going to do about these Taliban Bastards for desecrating the George Floyd Mural at the US Embassy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 15, 2021 02:57 PM (24+Vp)

164 If we're still bombing in Afghanistan can we spare a couple of million metric tons of explosions for Pakistan? We have to fly over them to get to Afghanistan.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (Mo2gk)

165 Biden: "Continued US presence would not have made a difference."

**

I don't know. It seems like it could've been useful for removing weapons, fighter jets, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (GaiJ7)

166 >>>Interesting conversations must be going on, as we write, in Taiwan, South Korea and Japan.

Queue the scene from Signs, where Mel Gibson tells Joaquin Phoenix that we are all on our own.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (HmZuC)

167 How soon does the US get its reputation back? How many allies will be willing to step forward and help us on our ill thought out adventures? 3 decades, 4?

Is anyone out there, aside from maybe Israel, any use in a fight anyway?

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (kOpft)

168 Is the U.S. embassy flying a rainbow flag?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (YB8AV)

169 There wasn't enough in Afghanistan to make it worth a single US life.And they proved it themselves.

Posted by: setnaffa at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (mmF/U)

170 The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions.

You don't get it, Nanzi: they WANT the world to watch what they're doing, to terrify people into submission.

You think Genghis Khan gave a shit about the world watching his actions? Of course he did - that was the whole idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

171 The Taliban have hired Geraldo to open the safe in the US Embassy

Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (uCLWI)

172 World is watching.

Taliban goes for style points.

Posted by: klaftern at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (r4sI4)

173 I bet it's going to be DJT's fault 12 ways from Sunday

It's already started.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (nxdel)

174 133 Biden: "Continued US presence would not have made a difference."

This spin of course misses the issue entirely. How did you not know of the Taliban offensive plans? Why did you think the government army would fight the Taliban to a stalemate, as you said just last week? Why weren't you long since withdrawing material and equipment, rather than see it in Taliban hands today?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2021 02:50 PM (PkMwx)

They'll figure how to answer that later. Now they're just seeing if the "would not have made a different" resonates with the public.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:59 PM (BJKQV)

175
President Uncle Joe has already said that the US will buy their electric cars. Now China needs the materials that are mined in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 02:55 PM (GaiJ7)

So Trump was thinking ahead to just this eventuality when he wanted to buy Greenland?
You don't say!

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2021 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)

176 If those 8000 troops go in, and get cut/off - abandoned it will be time to reread Ringo's 'The Last Centurion'.

Not just the military aspect, but the domestic as well - especially the 'flu'.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at August 15, 2021 02:59 PM (RS9ZG)

177 If we were stupid enough to leave millions of planes, trains and automobiles where the Taliban could pick them up then this former Signal Corps member wants to know how - did the thermite charges get placed on the radios and servers before we withdrew? How much comms equipment, how many servers, encryption keys, server backups, etc were left behind in Afghanistan? How much did they fail to destroy in the embassy before we bugged out? And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (BJKQV)


That's what really blows me away about this. Trump had a timetable for all of this to happen, and Biden is acting like he's dealing with Canada. Just what on earth have they been doing since May? Diddly squat. Extra months to pull equipment and people, instead they sat there waiting for 9/11 to roll around so they could victory dance. So just days after Biden says this won't look like the fall of Saigon with copters airlifting people off of the roof, we have copters airlifting people off embassy in Kabul. Gawd.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 15, 2021 02:59 PM (wAnMi)

178 167 How soon does the US get its reputation back? How many allies will be willing to step forward and help us on our ill thought out adventures? 3 decades, 4?

Is anyone out there, aside from maybe Israel, any use in a fight anyway?
Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (kOpft)


You can count on our "allies" to be right there by our side, whenever they need us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 02:59 PM (AF4S/)

179 Not sure how to bring this to Ace's attention, so GSC shall drop it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrYQAYmaOk
Posted by: Galactus' Stiffened Cock

Oh, that's awesome.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 15, 2021 03:00 PM (OssQ4)

180 I bet it's going to be DJT's fault 12 ways from Sunday

It's already started.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (nxdel)

And it will only work on those who already believe that.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2021 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)

181 3 I mentioned this in the last thread, but I for one fully support China's threats to get involved in Afghanistan.

Posted by: CppThis at August 15, 2021 02:08 PM (UewuT)
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China will improve their farming techniques, turn their opium into heroin, then cut it with fentanyl and sell it to America.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2021 03:01 PM (WkaWu)

182 170 The Taliban must know the world is watching its actions.

You don't get it, Nanzi: they WANT the world to watch what they're doing, to terrify people into submission.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

The US is being humiliated by a bunch medieval goat-romancers. THAT'S what the "World is Watching"

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 03:01 PM (BJKQV)

183 If we were stupid enough to leave millions of planes, trains and automobiles where the Taliban could pick them up then this former Signal Corps member wants to know how - did the thermite charges get placed on the radios and servers before we withdrew? How much comms equipment, how many servers, encryption keys, server backups, etc were left behind in Afghanistan? How much did they fail to destroy in the embassy before we bugged out? And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?
Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 02:28 PM (BJKQV)


Don't worry: they saved all of the diversity training materials.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 03:01 PM (AF4S/)

184 164 If we're still bombing in Afghanistan can we spare a couple of million metric tons of explosions for Pakistan? We have to fly over them to get to Afghanistan.
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I still remember that qualm of conscience I felt back when the news was constantly mentioning the Paki Minister of Intel Ghul Khan. I remember thinking, "Dear Lord above, we're allied with a Bond villain."

Posted by: exdem13 at August 15, 2021 03:01 PM (W+kMI)

185 Back on your regularly scheduled threads
FOOD NOOD

So get cleaned up and upstairs

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2021 03:01 PM (znIQ9)

186 So when does Bi den convert to muzzie.
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2021 02:10 PM (xySQ6)



Which sect would want him? Even the Borg would refuse to assimilate him lest he lower their perfection.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 15, 2021 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

187 Or do you just hang out at home - for at least your neighbor share the same culture and language - you just get to enjoy Maoist Communism and enslavement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (+LCoQ)

I suspect Vancouver, BC will be the most likely place they will land or Japan.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 15, 2021 03:02 PM (Mo2gk)

188 120 Sending 5-8k US troops to A-stan... Where the fuck are they gonna put them? And equally important, how are they gonna support and then egress that many people!?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 15, 2021 02:45 PM (DLOoE)


This will be the dems' cherry on top. The 82nd Airborne surrendering to the taliban.

And don't think they wouldn't relish that.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 15, 2021 03:03 PM (Fs5vw)

189 @162

Well, apparently, Trump struck a deal with the TollyBan that was so tight and ironclad that not even Vinny Gambini could get The Meat Puppet out of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 15, 2021 03:03 PM (jl3E5)

190 So I guess we will see how joint ownership between China and Pakistan works out.

Having the Tally seizing lots of arms now might turn out to be entertaining later.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 15, 2021 03:03 PM (yQpMk)

191 that womyns gender studies degree from kabul university should really come in handy now...///

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2021 03:03 PM (UUBmN)

192 If we were stupid enough to leave millions of planes, trains and automobiles where the Taliban could pick them up then this former Signal Corps member wants to know how - did the thermite charges get placed on the radios and servers before we withdrew? How much comms equipment, how many servers, encryption keys, server backups, etc were left behind in Afghanistan? How much did they fail to destroy in the embassy before we bugged out? And can we change those keys, block those connections to Pentagon servers and whatnot before they are all sold to the ChiComs?

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Yeah, I wondered how many Russian and Chinese spy agents had already paid for access to a walkthrough.

Mohammed, I'll give you $25K for this USB drive here on the floor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:04 PM (GaiJ7)

193 Looking at an aerial view of the American embassy in Kabul, it is huge. Much bigger than the Saigon embassy was. This was in a UK newspaper of course. Our MFM would never show that, its a secure site you know......(was) Probably see the Taliban fighters sitting at the ambassador's office chair by tomorrow.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2021 03:04 PM (8qHr6)

194 I feel like I wasted my time trying to serve my country to the best of my ability, since it has all been flushed down a squatty potty.
Posted by: moki at August 15, 2021 02:44 PM (JrN/x)


Moki,
You have nothing to feel bad about nor did you waste your time.
When it was our time to stand the watch, we answered. If those who follow fail to learn the lessons, then it is on them. And as long as we draw breath, we will remind them, teach them and if necessary, step into the breech again.
What you did was that important!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2021 03:04 PM (axyOa)

195
Or do you just hang out at home - for at least your neighbor share the same culture and language - you just get to enjoy Maoist Communism and enslavement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (+LCoQ)


Actually, you realize that the ChiComs don't give a shit about taking Taiwan for it's infrastructure, they want to take Taiwan so that they can FINALLY kill off every Kuomintang they can get their hands on.

And once you realize that, the option is clear: nuke Peking, Shanghai, the Three Gorges Dam, Dalian and any other city you can get a warhead. Because you're going to be dead anyway, might as well take the ChiComs out and give the rest of the world a chance.

Wadda ya mean that Taiwan doesn't have nukes? If they don't have nukes, they're stupid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2021 03:04 PM (gbfHZ)

196 171 The Taliban have hired Geraldo to open the safe in the US Embassy
Posted by: REDACTED
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They'll find a 12 pack of Schlitz and a half empty bottle of Ripple.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 15, 2021 03:04 PM (QFVV9)

197 For the sake of our citizens still in Afghanistan and lucky few locals that can coattail out with them I sincerely hope that sending in a few thousand US troops cause the Taliban to check themselves for a few hours or days.

If not, all this is doing is setting up a Blackhawk Down 2.0 situation; this whole situation has devolved into an epic version of showing up with one sandbag the day after a flood has swept everything into oblivion.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 03:05 PM (ESLBo)

198 Well, apparently, Trump struck a deal with the TollyBan that was so tight and ironclad that not even Vinny Gambini could get The Meat Puppet out of it.

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Yep. If you'll recall, that was EXACTLY Constitutional Scholar Obama's excuse for surrendering Iraq.

"Well Bush had already shook hands over the timeline agreement ten years ago, and there was nothing I could do."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:06 PM (GaiJ7)

199 Even Barky who I always thought still had a soft spot for Islam dumped it for Leftism

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2021 03:06 PM (znIQ9)

200 World is watching.

Taliban goes for style points.


They see the Democrat Party Military is totally unfit for the purpose of projecting power and maintaining stability.

They also see a completely undefended southern border. They see hundreds of thousands of military capable men infiltrating and dispersing throughout the former United States.

They also see that Customs is permitting the importation of tens of thousands of AK-47s and other small arms. They see that the Taliban has possession of serious military hardware including man portable weapons of destruction including SAMs.

If people are looking for something to be terrified about other than Lambda, think about all of that crap being mobilized on the 9/11 anniversary.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 03:06 PM (+LCoQ)

201 The thing is no one that's really in charge gives flying that's ass about Afghanistan or our worldly reputation or any of that. Thier sites are set on us.

Posted by: Dandalo at August 15, 2021 03:07 PM (VMMSl)

202 I think it was a prioritizing of religions.

Sucking cock and taking it up the ass is frowned upon in Islam. Not Leftism, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:07 PM (GaiJ7)

203 Those 5 generals who led the attack?
Used to be at Gitmo.
Guess who released them?

Posted by: Barky O Bam-bam Shoom at August 15, 2021 03:08 PM (aAP3z)

204 Posted by: Galactus' Stiffened Cock at August 15, 2021 02:56 PM (zk4zS)

You can always email him at the address top left under "contact".

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 15, 2021 03:08 PM (wAnMi)

205 And once you realize that, the option is clear: nuke Peking, Shanghai, the Three Gorges Dam, Dalian and any other city you can get a warhead. Because you're going to be dead anyway, might as well take the ChiComs out and give the rest of the world a chance.

Wadda ya mean that Taiwan doesn't have nukes? If they don't have nukes, they're stupid.


I'll be in my bunk re-reading this opinion.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 03:09 PM (+LCoQ)

206 Don't worry: they saved all of the diversity training materials.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 03:01 PM (AF4S/)

Maybe this was all a clever plot to get those materials into Taliban hands so they could destroy them too. Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 03:09 PM (BJKQV)

207 Those 5 generals who led the attack?
Used to be at Gitmo.
Guess who released them?
Posted by: Barky O Bam-bam Shoom at August 15, 2021 03:08 PM (aAP3z)

Hawaiian shirt boy?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2021 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)

208 201 The thing is no one that's really in charge gives flying that's ass about Afghanistan or our worldly reputation or any of that. Thier sites are set on us.
Posted by: Dandalo at August 15, 2021 03:07 PM (VMMSl)
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This.

Democrats consistently fail to grasp an essential point: the Muslims hate our guts. Why? It's not because of anything we did, it's because of who we are.

They are following Allah's word, and have economies based on camel shit, while we are Sodom and Gomorrah incarnate, and God smiles upon us. It's just not right, as they see it.

There's no compromise to be had with them, any more than we would compromise with a bunch of people who were into child molestation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 15, 2021 03:10 PM (EQ8Xi)

209 Homeland Security is rapidly editing their PowerPoints to include "People who believe Biden screwed up the Afghanistan pullout" as possible terrorist threats.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 03:14 PM (BJKQV)

210 Democrats consistently fail to grasp an essential point: the Muslims hate our guts. Why? It's not because of anything we did, it's because of who we are.

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That can't be right. Why, there are easily 3-5% of practicing (praying) Muslims who support individual freedoms, have no problem with openly gay people, believe in freedom of religion and don't necessarily believe that Islam should be the law of the land, don't think it's acceptable to bash the heads of apostates in with stones, etc. etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:14 PM (GaiJ7)

211 3-5% of practicing (praying) Muslims

addendum:

Worldwide

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:15 PM (GaiJ7)

212 The upside is Rhinos well be much safer in the future.

The huge boners being sported by the Chicom Politburo members right now came to life from a much more potent aphrodisiac: Joe Biden.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 03:15 PM (ESLBo)

213 Does anyone know whether US or Brits are taking back Bagram?

Posted by: Emily at August 15, 2021 03:16 PM (R6eDj)

214 Pray for all the Afghan War Gold Star wives & husbands, mothers, fathers and children who must be so full of pain and anger right now.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 03:18 PM (BJKQV)

215 Paul Joseph Watson spits out video:
https://youtu.be/muGcHOWPeIU

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 15, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)

216 210 Democrats consistently fail to grasp an essential point: the Muslims hate our guts. Why? It's not because of anything we did, it's because of who we are.

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That can't be right. Why, there are easily 3-5% of practicing (praying) Muslims who support individual freedoms, have no problem with openly gay people, believe in freedom of religion and don't necessarily believe that Islam should be the law of the land, don't think it's acceptable to bash the heads of apostates in with stones, etc. etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:14 PM (GaiJ7)

The problem is that the Democrats hate America for the same reason the Muslims do - our freedoms and our religion.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 03:20 PM (BJKQV)

217 Are we now saying that Trump didn't have either the balls or tge brains to get the military to obey him?
If he was dissatisfied he could have fired them
So? Stupid or pussy?
Any regrets about Reagan giving tge most radical Muslims like bin Laden billions to fight the Russians fir us?

Posted by: Kurt at August 15, 2021 03:20 PM (FYRG/)

218 213 Does anyone know whether US or Brits are taking back Bagram?

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Don't know but I doubt it. The Brits are calling this their greatest foreign disaster since Suez. That doesn't sound like the basis for further engagement.

As for the US, The Sock Puppet is making it clear he will do as little as possible - sending a few thousands troops to act as Skycaps and baggage handlers doesn't sound promising.

The bottom is out of this bucket.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 03:23 PM (ESLBo)

219 Are we now saying that Trump didn't have either the balls or tge brains to get the military to obey him?

Obviously you are the smartest person in the comments section today.

What Would Kurt Do?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 03:23 PM (+LCoQ)

220 So. When are we going to start slitting throats?

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 15, 2021 03:25 PM (Fs5vw)

221
There's no compromise to be had with them, any more than we would compromise with a bunch of people who were into child molestation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I think I see the problem here...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2021 03:26 PM (UUBmN)

222 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 15, 2021 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

223 they should bomb every piece of infrastructure there, including Bagram

Posted by: Generalissimo runner at August 15, 2021 03:28 PM (V13WU)

224 There's no compromise to be had with them, any more than we would compromise with a bunch of people who were into child molestation. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevarahttps://tinyurl.com/26jayhxh

I think I see the problem here... Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2021 03:26 PM (UUBmN)

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Two words: Dancing Boys. QED.

https://tinyurl.com/26jayhxh

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 03:29 PM (ESLBo)

225 And where did this radical Islam originate ? Saudi Arabia and wahabism
They were the ones who established free madrasses all over tge places where extreme Islam took root
But Hey they sold oil to companies cheap and they hate the Persians so we should look the other way on wahabism

Posted by: Kurt at August 15, 2021 03:29 PM (0EBQq)

226 So Biden has f*cked up Afghanistan, and it was Trump's fault. Same as $3 gas, horrible jobs numbers, massive COVID increases, etc. etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:30 PM (GaiJ7)

227 Has Kurt become a Righty?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 15, 2021 03:30 PM (yQpMk)

228 Well this is darkly amusing.

Taliban has a twatters account for complaints ("Civilian Casualty Prevention and .... blah blah commission") - @ccpcciea. Just in case anyone had any complaints to file.

They've also set up a 911 service contact in Kabul already. But I'm not sure how that service would respond to "I'm at the airport, it's chaos, can you help??".

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 15, 2021 03:30 PM (OTzUX)

229 Has Kurt become a Righty?

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It sure sounds like it. He's borderline TEA Party.

Kurt, what's your view on a flat tax?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 03:31 PM (GaiJ7)

230 So a US president is banned from Twitter, but the Taliban ..... well that's different. Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 15, 2021 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

231 Well I noted that Kurt was becoming indistinguishable from many regulars, and that didn't mean he was becoming any more sensible, which he isn't.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 15, 2021 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

232 And that is a wrap on the Bush-Blair 3rd-way emerging markets utopia project.

Posted by: Stout at August 15, 2021 03:33 PM (EHSFD)

233 Blinken: "Let's take a step back. This is manifestly not Saigon. The fact of the matter is this we went to Afghanistan 20 years ago with one mission in mind. That was to deal with the people that attacked us on 9/11. That mission has been successful."

More winning from The Sock Puppet. I exhausted by all the winning. Do you miss Jimmy Carter yet?

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 03:38 PM (ESLBo)

234

The Taliban have banned the Covid vaccine in east Afghanistan's Paktia and put up a notice in this regard at Paktia Regional Hospital, Afghanistan-based radio and television platform Shamshad News has reported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 03:40 PM (63Dwl)

235 One of the squirrels brought up an interesting supposition during this afternoon's panel discussion: wonder if there were some back channel discussions/negotiations between the Taliban and the Chinese where the commies encouraged the muzzies to launch their offensive to take Al's Stan early? Given the arrogant shuffling Joe a nice black eye and add to the chaos that is our government .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * the moron who makes fun of disco at August 15, 2021 03:43 PM (3C1R+)

236

President Joe Biden issued a statement on Sunday regarding the deteriorating situation in Afghanistan, reaffirming his administration's plans and placing blame on the plan he "inherited from [his] predecessor," former President Donald Trump, and the inability of the Afghan military to hold their own country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 03:43 PM (63Dwl)

237 Let dig up Michael Jackson and have a concert.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 15, 2021 03:45 PM (oy1++)

238 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 03:43 PM (63Dwl)

"It was inevitable"
"It's Trump's fault"
Etc.

They're establishing the narrative. They're going to throw out a bunch of things in the next few days, see which one does best for them and that's what the MSM will run with.

Posted by: The MSM, Soon at August 15, 2021 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

239 231 Well I noted that Kurt was becoming indistinguishable from many regulars, and that didn't mean he was becoming any more sensible, which he isn't.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 15, 2021 03:32 PM (OTzUX)
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Hey, that's, well you know, ...rude.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2021 03:50 PM (WkaWu)

240 219 What Would Kurt Do?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 03:23 PM (+LCoQ)


Aside from sucking cock? My guess is sucking more cock.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 15, 2021 03:53 PM (DTX3h)

241 If I were in military intelligence right now I would have a significant number of hard assets pointed at China. Unfortunately, the military is more worried about pronouns right now then they are about protecting our sovereignty.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * the moron who makes fun of disco at August 15, 2021 03:54 PM (3C1R+)

242 https://youtu.be/muGcHOWPeIU

Paul Joseph Watson on Afghanistan

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 15, 2021 03:59 PM (YynYJ)

243 "It was inevitable', "It's Trump's fault", They're establishing the narrative.
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This comment from a Daily Kos thread sums it up:

"And in their [White Supremist Terrorists I presume] complaining about Obama and Biden, they'll ignore the agreements both Obama's and Biden's respective predecessors having established Iraq and Afghanistan, respectively, withdrawal timelines that bound Obama and Biden."

The narrative is going to be Trump's deal with the Taliban bound The Sock Puppet to a timeline and he had to, I tell, had to honor it. So much honor, so much norms restored, so much winning.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:00 PM (ESLBo)

244 But Biden DIDN'T honor Trump's agreement. If hecould change the date, he could have changed other terms.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 15, 2021 04:02 PM (YynYJ)

245 Last night it was said the Taliban had threatened that if the US did not stop bombing their people, they would kill all US personnel they found in Kabul.

Has anyone reported that the bombing was stopped or continued?

Posted by: delurk ergo sum at August 15, 2021 04:07 PM (SmFPm)

246 President Joe Biden issued a statement on Sunday regarding the deteriorating situation in Afghanistan, reaffirming his administration's plans and placing blame on the plan he "inherited from [his] predecessor," former President Donald Trump, and the inability of the Afghan military to hold their own country.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2021 03:43 PM (63Dwl)



As predictable as sunrise from this circus of fools.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 15, 2021 04:08 PM (yQpMk)

247 But Biden DIDN'T honor Trump's agreement. If hecould change the date, he could have changed other terms.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 15, 2021 04:02 PM (YynYJ)


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SHUT UP THAT'S NOT HOW AGREEMENTS AND HONOR AND WAR WORKS!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 04:09 PM (GaiJ7)

248 Biden inherited getting everyone the f*ck out of the country before securing weapons and fighter jets and throwing the women and children to the wolves to be raped and put into slavery.

(looks at calendar, sees 9/11 is almost here)

Ohh, okay. I get it now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) vaccine truth monitors hold $2B in vaccine stocks at August 15, 2021 04:11 PM (GaiJ7)

249 South Korean leader 'Roh Moo-hyun' (2003-200 spelled his first (family) name with an R (or the Korean equivalent), but pronounced it as if it the R were an N. I wonder if our troll 'Kurt' is Korean. It would make a lot of sense.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 15, 2021 04:11 PM (xzmX8)

250 Another aspect surrounding the disaster is the Taliban leadership ain't stupid and they study things.

The Taliban held back when Trump was in office because they were unsure what Trump would do; this was a check on their aspirations.

Once The Sock Puppet was in running things it quickly became apparent he would fold on everything that mattered to the Taliban. The Sock Puppet kissing Iranian's ass over trying to revive the nuclear deal must have been a revelation to the Taliban leadership.

The Appeaser in Chief made this happen.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:13 PM (ESLBo)

251 Joe Biden, in 207 days, has wrecked America's economy, mishandled the China flu healthcare crisis, and created a military/diplomatic fiasco rivaled only by the Saigon bug out.

Posted by: The Whole World is Watching at August 15, 2021 04:17 PM (WkaWu)

252 251 Joe Biden, in 207 days, has wrecked America's economy, mishandled the China flu healthcare crisis, and created a military/diplomatic fiasco rivaled only by the Saigon bug out.

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Plus shattered the borders thus devaluing being a US citizen to something approximating worthless, kicked off the beginning of a social credit system (a modern take on a police state), wiped out our energy independence, and put half the population of the country on notice they are enemies of the state.

Such winning. I am exhausted by all the winning.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:27 PM (ESLBo)

253
Plus shattered the borders thus devaluing being a US citizen to something approximating worthless, kicked off the beginning of a social credit system (a modern take on a police state), wiped out our energy independence, and put half the population of the country on notice they are enemies of the state.

Such winning. I am exhausted by all the winning.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:27 PM (ESLBo)

I'm beginning to feel like an American without a country.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 15, 2021 04:31 PM (Fs5vw)

254 On July 21, General Milley (pronouns: weak, woke) noted:

"The Afghan Security Forces have the capacity to sufficiently fight and defend their country, and we will continue to support the Afghan Security Forces...And I want to emphasis repeatedly, and I've said this before, a negative outcome, a Taliban automatic military takeover, is not a forgone conclusion."

Milley is either an epic liar or epically clueless. General Patton from the grave committed suicide over this comment and then again today. The only thing general here is the epic failure.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:37 PM (ESLBo)

255 253 I'm beginning to feel like an American without a country.
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It is almost like the Taliban invaded the US beginning 11/3/2020.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:39 PM (ESLBo)

256 Given The Sock Puppet's frailty and suspect dementia one must wonder about him sitting in his basement in Willington while everything is going off the rails in Afghanistan.

It makes me wonder if these trips to Delaware are cover while he is pumped full of drugs until he is able to figure out how to put his pants.

My speculation, I fear, is more right than wrong. My sense is what is left of his mind is the lizard part that holds all the smears, lies, and 50 years of practice at delivering them. Hell of a way to run a country.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 04:48 PM (ESLBo)

257 Not sure this is entirely Bidens fault, more of a Deep State fail But maybe, just maybe if the regime and Deep State had not spent the past seven moths obsessing over masks and mandatory vaccine and extending the phony panic and insulting half the country they could have devoted more attention to the real world problems and this spectacle could have been avoided.

Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2021 04:49 PM (PTDkx)

258 IMO, All Teh Fail is simply Resident Jarrett's plan.

Nine eleven is gonna be LIT, and not in a good way.

God have mercy on us all.

Posted by: zombie George Carlin at August 15, 2021 04:57 PM (dB4Iz)

259 Joe wasn't allowing the Afghan Air Force maintenance workers that's why there were no air attacks on the Taliban racing to beat the week or so until US forces arrived...

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/
1427003190071857158

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 15, 2021 05:02 PM (UHVv4)

260 Who gives a shit about Afghanistan?

The Taliban just prove that everything women have in the sweat is dependent on the consent of the men. Not that our own women will absorb that very basic lesson.

Posted by: Good riddance to that shithole at August 15, 2021 05:19 PM (qR8Eq)

261 "I'm beginning to feel like an American without a country"

Yeah but it's a dry heat. Seriously though, 6 months ago I would have been enraged, but now I'm just stone cold.

10% of America thinks I'm a deplorable nazi who should be sent to the camps, 20% would go along with that out of peer pressure, and 30% more wouldn't care enough to notice.

There are many things I still don't understand about the last year, but I DO know that I would not enlist again to protect and defend these people.

"Asgard is not place, it's a people." And these are not my people.

https://tinyurl.com/sy9da47e

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 15, 2021 05:21 PM (49Exr)

262 Biden is a synonym for Deep State.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 15, 2021 05:23 PM (WkaWu)

263 With the Taliban leadership sitting around in government buildings and presidential palaces they're going to be very easy to kill from high altitude if they allow Al Qaeda and similar to set up training camps.

This will save US taxpayers a fortune and they'll cause huge grief to the lovely neighboring countries.

Should have left 15 years ago

Posted by: Good riddance to that shithole at August 15, 2021 05:25 PM (qR8Eq)

264 Gen Milley made sure that any criticism of him will be blamed on his comments about White Supremacy.

White Supremacy covers a multitide of sins.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 15, 2021 05:26 PM (BJKQV)

265 Biden is a synonym for Deep State.

The Enemy of everything America is meant to be.

Posted by: Methos at August 15, 2021 05:26 PM (kOpft)

266 America is barely a functioning democracy.

Imagine the level of national self delusion it takes to think trying to impose a US style democracy and economy on any other country is going to be successful.

There's a reason most of the modern immigration to the US is from shitty 3rd world nations and not from Western European nations and Australia. Only people from really shitty countries would think the US is an improvement

Posted by: Good riddance to that shithole at August 15, 2021 05:40 PM (qR8Eq)

267 For those still here, John Entwistle's bass line on Won't Get Fooled Again, isolated.

https://youtu.be/80dsyo2Ox-0

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 15, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

268 Here's the pic of the sock puppet managing the Afghanistan fiasco. It looks like he's watching anime videos.

So much winning I wet my pants.


https://tinyurl.com/yw6bjcmv

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 05:50 PM (RzXrd)

269 Texas Supreme Court just issued stays against Bexar and Dallas counties mask mandates.
Aka they sided with Abbott. I hope that's what they actually rule too. Austin/Travis wasn't mentioned so they will still try to mandate masks for now...argh!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2021 05:51 PM (UUBmN)

270 Either way, we've lost, but in Afghanistan vs. China, only one will overcome. Glory for the winner, graves for the losers.

I don't think it's going to be a pushover.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 15, 2021 06:02 PM (Om/di)

271 270 Taliban vs. Chicoms. I don't think it's going to be a pushover.

That is a very interesting conundrum. History says that Afghanistan is unconquerable on the other hand the Chicoms seem ready to go all Carthage when necessary. Best bet, extra innings.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 06:08 PM (RzXrd)

272 By the way, the whole 20 year Afgan war could have been avoided had Bush done the right thing after 9/11, namely H-bombed the Al Qaeda training camp, and have hanged, as traitors, any news correspondent who editorialized against the use of nukes, after Al Qaeda had used its WMDs against the twin towers and the Pentagon.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 15, 2021 06:10 PM (ngbkJ)

273 There's going to be no circumstance where you are going to see people being lifted off the roof of an embassy of the United States from Afghanistan - The Sock Puppet.

Technically, that is correct. Everybody was evacuated from the embassy courtyard by helicopters. But that is an accident of time. If they had waited a few hours they'd be coming off the roof.

So much winning. I can't stand it.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 15, 2021 06:20 PM (RzXrd)

274 It won't be Taliban vs. China. China is their bank account. The country cannot survive without foreign aid. Literally, the lights will go out and no vehicle will drive anywhere. They have to have a foreign sponsor, or many of them.

Afghanistan is now a vassal state of Pakistan's ISI and military (which is not the current government). The Pakistan ISI and military's next move will be to take over their own country again. They are supported by the Chinese, which has always had a close relationship with Pakistan (common enemy, India).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 15, 2021 06:28 PM (BMmaB)

275 By the way, it is impossible to fly into Afghanistan without getting overflight and/or basing rights from Pakistan, Iran, Turkey, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, or Turkmenistan. That would include airstrikes, for those who thought those would be a good idea. Otherwise, it's impossible.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 15, 2021 06:30 PM (BMmaB)

276 For those still here, John Entwistle's bass line on Won't Get Fooled Again, isolated. https://youtu.be/80dsyo2Ox-0 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 15, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

Seen that before. One of my kids, who is a musician, commented that on classic rock songs the bass lines are a lot more complicated than bass lines in songs today. The best analogy I could make for him was that to the guys playing bass 50 years ago it was like the left hand on the piano, not just another rhythm instrument.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 15, 2021 06:34 PM (BMmaB)

277 Lets say that you are in Taiwan and can land anywhere you want with sufficient cash. Will you go south and enjoy military enforced mass incarceration and mandatory Kill Shot? Will you fly to the former United States to participate in martial law and interstate passport checks - only to be forced the Kill Shot? Will you go to Europe and enjoy the riots and civil unrest unfolding there and also get the Kill Shot? Or do you just hang out at home - for at least your neighbor share the same culture and language - you just get to enjoy Maoist Communism and enslavement. Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 15, 2021 02:54 PM (+LCoQ)

Singapore.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 15, 2021 06:37 PM (BMmaB)

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