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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
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The tea kettle sing? French press?
Open thread, just a few simple rules. 1. Opine
2. Bloviate
3. Be kind to one another
4. If you choose have a nice weekend.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 08:00 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:00 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:00 AM (nxdel)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2021 08:01 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:01 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 08:01 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 14, 2021 08:01 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:01 AM (nxdel)
g'mornin', Jewells
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2021 08:02 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 14, 2021 08:02 AM (HaL55)
I like your attitude, but I fear it may be a bit presumptuous so early in the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:02 AM (hOUT3)
And may your coffee be hot, your doughnuts fresh, and your ValueRite be on sale.
Posted by: Parker at August 14, 2021 08:02 AM (hJWil)
Begun, the food wars have...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (d9FiS)
Cool.
Let's flood the basement and go from there, brb.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (49Exr)
But that's going to be where the fun is.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (Xrfse)
CNN Reporters Are Now Embedded With Taliban Troops As They Advance To Kabul
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (d9FiS)
Well, they did act as the State Media for Saddam Hussein. Some things never change....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (PiwSw)
If Nanci Griffith's cause of death is not being disclosed, then we can assume it was not Covid, correct? Otherwise, it would have been used to further The Narrative.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2021 08:00 AM (PiwSw)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (nxdel)
I could watch him work all day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (mD/uy)
* Looks at weather forecast... rain coming later.
* Looks at all the chores around the house that could be done and decides to surf AoSHQ instead.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (WmVfO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (+2sc/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (d9FiS)
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Interesting. Does that make them enemy combatants? Are they subject to protections of the Geneva Convention? Asking for a friend....
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (K5n5d)
"Welcome back, Carter!" Economic malaise and now his foreign policy. When does gas rationing start?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (ai5jE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (eZXXh)
The New Looming Tower - DHS Warns Of Newly Reactivated al-Qaeda Ahead Of 9/11 Anniversary
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:06 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (nxdel)
May I recommend some quality time with pups as a great attitude correction mechanism?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:06 AM (hOUT3)
out to fix the sprinkler head I hit with the lawn mower last night - yeah, first world problems but somebody's got to do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Take the double-barreled shotgun with you - don't let it suffer!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2021 08:06 AM (+2sc/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (PiwSw)
Public hangings would change it.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 14, 2021 08:06 AM (y7DUB)
Sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian... reading patents. Not the way I wanted to spend a Saturday morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2021 08:06 AM (/U27+)
Interesting. Does that make them enemy combatants? Are they subject to protections of the Geneva Convention?
_________
The Magic Amulet of Journalism will protect them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2021 08:08 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
My mind automatically rearranged this into "Taliban Troops Are Now Embedded With CNN Reporters As They Advance To Kabul"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2021 08:08 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 08:09 AM (znIQ9)
Apple: Weeeeellllll.... we kinda expanded the database we compare your photos to....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:09 AM (gpKIi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:09 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2021 08:10 AM (r4sI4)
Yup. Never forget that CNN knew about Saddam's torture chambers and rape rooms, and covered it up in exchange for "access"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:10 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:10 AM (gpKIi)
Daughter said the local WallyWorldMart was basically out of real meat yesterday. Plenty of imaginary "meat", though so it is not all bad.
Local Harris Teeter had full cases of real meat; however, so we are betting an Federal attitude adjustment team will be heading to see the HT manager forthwith!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (hOUT3)
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Seriously, if you were a nefarious player in the world, wouldn't you also be making your moves now? We have a bonafide turnip as "president." You know, the United States. The one that was the force of good on earth. The superpower! Look at us now. A complete joke, on the precipice of our own societal collapse, loss of all freedoms, financial apocalypse looming with a leader who wanders through the WH weeds trying to find the front door. No good terrorist org would pass up this great opportunity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (25AIT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:10 AM (gpKIi)
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And egg shortages now too
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (K5n5d)
I could watch him work all day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (mD/uy)
So he's Amish?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel
The wife stopped at a local restaurant supply outlet where we buy bulk items yesterday. She said they had inventory holes all through out the store.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:12 AM (hOUT3)
If it hasn't yet - Powerline week in pictures, Liberal Hypocrisy Edition
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 08:13 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2021 08:13 AM (+2sc/)
Obama is a Super Spreader!!!111!!!
https://freebeacon.com/politics/obama-super-spreader/
It would be sweet sweet irony if Our Betters now all croaked from The SCOAMF Variant.
Bu-u-u-ut, reality's still trying to recover from Jamming a drooling senile retard in as Preezy over the most successful President with the most successful American economy since ever. And Reality really needs the rest.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2021 08:13 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (3C1R+)
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I think we're going to see it more and more in rural/semi-rural areas. Cities will be affected last as they are prioritized over the outlying areas.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (K5n5d)
And I thought I was a technical geek...*doffs hat and pours some JD in your coffee cup whilst you're not looking*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
Saddam had a place in San Francisco?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (d9FiS)
Daughter said the local WallyWorldMart was basically out of real meat yesterday. Plenty of imaginary "meat", though so it is not all bad.
Local Harris Teeter had full cases of real meat; however, so we are betting an Federal attitude adjustment team will be heading to see the HT manager forthwith!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (hOUT3)
Pork steak was on sale yesterday at $3.59/LB
What a fucking deal. Thanks Biden.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2021 08:11 AM (O+I8R)
I keep wondering how the "Big Guy" is going to get a cut of the Taliban action.
I already know how he is going to get his cut of the increased KSA oil production (Hello Switzerland's banking system)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (hOUT3)
I love tea
I love the Java Jive
And it loves me
Coffee and tea
The Java and me
a cuppa-cuppa-cuppa-cup!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2021 08:15 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:15 AM (gpKIi)
Hopefully we'll get to see a few of them get the machete treatment when their new frenz decide their idiocy outweighs their usefulness.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 08:15 AM (XGAZE)
Is Hunter getting a piece of the Taliban action?
Posted by: klaftern
Let's just say his plans call for laying a lot of "poppies' production pipelines".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2021 08:16 AM (+2sc/)
I already know how he is going to get his cut of the increased KSA oil production (Hello Switzerland's banking system)!
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I bet Hunter is set over to consult with the Taliban on their federal poppy field agriculture subsidies...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 14, 2021 08:16 AM (K5n5d)
What a fucking deal. Thanks Biden.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (aA3+G)
Good thing we are all in this together, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:16 AM (hOUT3)
He was an early member of the Lincoln Project, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 08:16 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2021 08:18 AM (DT+/x)
Indeed we are.
Pass the wagyu beef, please. And maybe I'll have just a smidgen more of that Cocker Spaniel...
Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at August 14, 2021 08:18 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:15 AM (gpKIi)
Surely this time it will all work because of the old military maxim "The Third Time Is The Charm!*"
*Filed under things that GEN George S. Patton never said
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:18 AM (hOUT3)
His contract with his owners probably just specifies that he needs to get oil prices up. The mechanism for doing that is up to his staff.
Posted by: Barack at August 14, 2021 08:19 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 14, 2021 08:20 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 14, 2021 08:20 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 08:21 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 08:21 AM (oy1++)
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Kinda went limp, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 14, 2021 08:21 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:23 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 08:23 AM (oy1++)
We had one of those here a couple of years ago. No one killed. Roads repaired within three days.
Let's see how Haiti compares.
Posted by: Barack at August 14, 2021 08:23 AM (XGAZE)
Then I thought Biden could NOT even manage to even do that to the US military vehicles/equipment that got left in the hellhole.
Then I remembered that O'Barky was basically evil (but a little bit stupid) while BiDung is equally evil and stupid!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:24 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel
That was in Spokane. Been seeing them in the local grocery store where I shop a couple times a month, for awhile. They do their best to disguise the holes but it's getting more obvious. Waiting for the TP panic V2.0.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:24 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:24 AM (3C1R+)
Not gonna panic until the Valu-Rite crisis hits my area!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:25 AM (hOUT3)
Did you hear that? All the "equal pay" feminists demanding representation on the Taliban Embed?
(chirp... chirp...)
Oh, my bad.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:26 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 14, 2021 08:27 AM (4I/2K)
(chirp... chirp...)
Oh, my bad.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:26 AM (49Exr)
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Yeah, any female reporters embedded are just nominating themselves for a Darwin award eventually
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 14, 2021 08:28 AM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:29 AM (gpKIi)
Posted by: Mister D at August 14, 2021 08:29 AM (BdiNn)
Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2021 08:30 AM (l513m)
What a fucking deal. Thanks Biden.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2021 08:14 AM (aA3+G)
Good thing we are all in this together, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 14, 2021 08:16 AM (hOUT3)
I muttered under my breath "Fucking Joe"
Well I thought I had muttered
Lady a few feet over heard it and gave me The Look.
I laughed. I'm married with 3 daughters some strange woman's The Look is nothing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (aA3+G)
it's ok coz its 2 years passed date, so I am 100% sure it is now good to eat
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:29 AM (gpKIi)
Ha, not when the breed like CNN anchors
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
da butt boiz!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 14, 2021 08:32 AM (oEn12)
Find Johnsonville, S.C. on the map.
And avoid that entire area.
(Know by Law Enforcement to be an alternate route for those smuggling stuff)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:32 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:34 AM (49Exr)
https://tinyurl.com/pzwx6wtj
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:35 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:36 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 14, 2021 08:36 AM (7fqx3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 08:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:37 AM (3D/fK)
85 Reports of my shiv-shanking are highly exaggerated.
Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (wyw4S)
Exactly what an expert shiv-shanker would be expected to say.
Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 14, 2021 08:38 AM (chV1r)
https://twitter.com/vox_es/status/
1426121513112047619
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 08:38 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at August 14, 2021 08:38 AM (0tmoY)
I need one of those, you are going to share with me *grabs*
He has a bright future in the DNC.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:38 AM (gpKIi)
It took Jimmy Carter a full 3 years to eff over America.
Joe Biden took only 6 months.
Posted by: Wes Fillingmoretaste at August 14, 2021 08:39 AM (fBtlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:37 AM (3D/fK)
They don't want to make any projections of troop strength or timelines. Best estimates it will take several more years and likely require additional Twitter troops and advanced Tweeting hardware. They are going to ask for $3 trillion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:40 AM (gpKIi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:41 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (mD/uy)
is he hawt?
if he is, point a webcam at him and let us ettes watch too
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 14, 2021 08:41 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 14, 2021 08:41 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: bluebell
Perfect. Unquantifiable, does not refer to the crime itself, assails the reports but not the reporters.
Posted by: bluebell's lawyer at August 14, 2021 08:41 AM (/2aWP)
It took Jimmy Carter a full 3 years to eff over America.
Joe Biden took only 6 months."
Didn't Obama at one time utter something along the lines of 'You don't understand Joe's ability to fcuk things up'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:41 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:42 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2021 08:31 AM (wyw4S)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 14, 2021 08:42 AM (oEn12)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:43 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:43 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:43 AM (gpKIi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ammo is now problematic because it's phallic shape is offensive to those who make a mockery of femininity.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 08:43 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: bluebell's lawyer at August 14, 2021 08:41 AM (/2aWP)
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Just the way you taught me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2021 08:43 AM (wyw4S)
Find Johnsonville, S.C. on the map.
And avoid that entire area.
(Know by Law Enforcement to be an alternate route for those smuggling stuff)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:32 AM (3D/fK)
Hmmm, that's how I usually go to the beach.
Posted by: BignJames at August 14, 2021 08:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at August 14, 2021 08:38 AM (0tmoY)
"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."
I always attributed the quote to either Freddie Mercury or Ken Russell, but google says it's Ayn Rand, of all people.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2021 08:44 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:44 AM (d9FiS)
Last week I bought the house brand for 85 cents. It's $1.09 this week.
Also learned a new term for packages with less product for the same price: The Biden Diet.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 14, 2021 08:45 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:45 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 14, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2021 08:45 AM (V13WU)
It's been a bitter struggle but the Twathammer seems to be tipping the scales in their favor.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2021 08:46 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (GCZmM)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (gpKIi)
Local Law Enforcement bought a ton of License Plate Readers.
So if your plate is not in some 'If you see this plate, pull it over' database, you are fine.
However if at some point there were an interest in your plate.......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (3D/fK)
My top two choices: Al Jazeera and the New York Times.
Six of one, half-dozen of the other. I'd just as soon trust Xinhua or old-school Pravda as either of those.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:43 AM
Sorry to hear about the petunia. It reminds me: I have to put all the daffodil bulbs they dug up back into the ground.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (/+bwe)
ADD LIVESTOCK
Posted by: ZOD at August 14, 2021 08:48 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 08:48 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:47 AM (OssQ4)
Haha - you got me!
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 14, 2021 08:48 AM (mZUr4)
Volunteers from the Lincoln Project have selflessly stepped up to provide them with human contact in the interim.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 08:48 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2021 08:48 AM (r4sI4)
CNN Reporters Are Now Embedded With Taliban Troops As They Advance To Kabul
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (d9FiS)
May they keep their heads when all about them are losing theirs.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (gpKIi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (Xrfse)
* Respectful tip of the hat to your XO. *
Hope the heat has not been too bad.
I am trying not to scratch all the chigger bites from yard work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (OssQ4)
2. Procreate
3. Be kind of sorta
4. I might have a hangover right now, but this mimosa is great. I wonder if anybody else knows about this.
Posted by: normal at August 14, 2021 08:50 AM (obo9H)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 08:04 AM (nxdel)
Did you get that tree off your driveway?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 14, 2021 08:50 AM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Jewells45
Squirrels are annoying, but a moose is not the answer. Heh.
You have no idea what a hungry moose can do to a garden (says the Alaskan).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 08:50 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 08:51 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 08:51 AM (GCZmM)
Good News: Guy in Texas has a STEN MK II for me to buy.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 14, 2021 08:52 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:49 AM (OssQ4)
*ponders vanity plates with "NOOD" on them*
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 14, 2021 08:52 AM (mZUr4)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Looking at your gifts of Naval History. Kinda sad, when we did so much to lead to this space.
Dealing with Leftists daily, it is hard to conceal my hatred and contempt for those barbarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 08:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 08:54 AM (GCZmM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 14, 2021 08:54 AM (3D/fK)
Biden is not doing any of it, except approving/signing all malice. Carter was destructive but with less evil intent ... maybe. Same with Barky, a tool of the shadow men ... funny how they can hide/rewrite Barry's whole history, including who was escorting him through college all the way to POTUS.
(good coffee music)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2021 08:54 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2021 08:54 AM (r4sI4)
https://tinyurl.com/mcsdryjc
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber
Nice. "Why do we need guns? Because we live in a world full of people that ask that question."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:55 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn)
How does it go with chicken nuggets?
Posted by: BignJames at August 14, 2021 08:55 AM (AwYPR)
Thanks. I have a panoply of palliatives, including Witch Hazel.
I normally use prevention, as I have layers of chemical and physical barriers. Did not work yesterday.
At least the chiggers regard me as a providing deity. So I gots that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 08:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 08:51 AM (oy1++)
Wouldn't they have a gallows-raising and a picnic while they were at it?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 14, 2021 08:56 AM (vuisn)
Don't let the coasts get you down. Here in flyover land, nobody is playing.
And I see plenty of concealed(not that well) carry.
No racial strife. Lots of smiles and nods. If I didn't read the internet, I'd never know anything was amiss.
Posted by: Drc at August 14, 2021 08:57 AM (nQpdK)
I could watch him work all day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2021 08:05 AM (mD/uy)
heh
Posted by: m at August 14, 2021 08:57 AM (Y3SPi)
Posted by: m at August 14, 2021 08:57 AM (Y3SPi)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:58 AM (OssQ4)
Bookshelves. I need more bookshelves. My wife would disown me if I posted a current wide-angled picture to the Book Thread.
The local library is not accepting donated books like they used to.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 08:58 AM (u82oZ)
********
Reporting on covid and mask wearing no doubt. The only thing they seem to cover now.
Posted by: Cosda at August 14, 2021 08:58 AM (/N+lI)
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There was plenty of politicians fucking up the war during the Civil War. They even had their version of critical race theory. An episode during the Battle of Petersburg was known as the Battle of the Crater. The idea was to explode a huge mine beneath the Confederate trenches then storm through. Troops were trained specifically for that action. Word came down from Washington, black troops were to be used even if they were not specially trained. The mine blew up, the untrained troops poured in, they couldn't get out, the Confederates shot them down like fish in a barrel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:59 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 08:59 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:00 AM (GCZmM)
Yes she came yesterday and manhandled that chainsaw! I was impressed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 09:01 AM (nxdel)
Thing is: "the Taliban are... from the Pashtun areas of eastern and southern Afghanistan."
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 09:01 AM (49Exr)
The reason "our side" loses is we cut malignant jooo hating cocksuckers like Carter undeserved slack.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 14, 2021 09:02 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 09:02 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:02 AM (UHVv4)
Local America, which lives in our hearts, must pass on our time-tested values.
When I left Reston, Virginia to go to rural Kansas, people in Kansas asked if I moved for family.
"Yes, they are all back there."
**Gesturing to Maryland. **
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 09:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:05 AM (GCZmM)
Like that one. Almost as good as:
"If you don't know why we need the Electoral College, YOU'RE the reason!"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 09:05 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:02 AM (UHVv4)
Anyone know what the Arkancide count has grown to. Funny how the enemedia nor Uniparty-R finds that disturbing.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 14, 2021 09:05 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 14, 2021 09:05 AM (YynYJ)
I have to destroy robust ecosystems in my field of dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 14, 2021 09:06 AM (u82oZ)
When the US was leaving Vietnam, units moved into base areas that had been occupied by other units to load out. A friend of mine's was scanning a base area with metal detectors for mines before moving in and the metal detectors went crazy. They eventually discovered that a previous unit had buried trucks full of all their "excess" weapons and equipment - dug a ditch, drove them in, covered it over, and left for the US. This has been going on a long time. I doubt seriously that our stuff on a lot of Pacific islands or in Europe ever left after WWII.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 14, 2021 09:06 AM (BMmaB)
Probably brought plans of all the Embassy fortifications with them.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2021 09:07 AM (WLHrn)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09maaUaRT4M&feature=emb_title
Posted by: InCali at August 14, 2021 09:08 AM (ov5G+)
Just for fun, go to YouTube and look up "Omaha flood". One of those videos was taken just across Center St. from the monument shop. Another was taken in the parking lot of the Hy-Vee just to the east of the shop. There's another video of a couple of guys trapped in an elevator with the water rising to their necks. No, nothing happened to Schloss Sabin. We're up high enough.
Gack!!!! I *hate, hate, hate* chiggers. Grew up with them back East. Thankfully, I've only been attacked by the little SoBs once out here. Grass in the back yard got a little too long before I mowed it.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 14, 2021 09:08 AM (7fqx3)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 09:09 AM (znIQ9)
Where have they been? They remind me of that girl in "It's Not About The Nail". They don't want Afghanistan fixed because then they couldn't virtue signal their concern for human rights.
It's Not About The Nail
https://tinyurl.com/ups3fykt
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 09:09 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Jewells45
Was that what we saw yesterday? (some clip with 'luck' in the caption) She was impressive.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2021 09:10 AM (Lt1JN)
The truth, and if you take that sexually then you have a dirty mind.
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:10 AM (GCZmM)
Probably brought plans of all the Embassy fortifications with them.
It's historical. When Muslims made war, they were always accompanied by their camp followers, harems and young boys.
Posted by: pep at August 14, 2021 09:11 AM (ZsR3z)
I chalk it up mostly to him and his posse being naive, incompetent do-gooders who didn't understand how the world worked.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 14, 2021 09:11 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 09:11 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 14, 2021 09:12 AM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:12 AM (GCZmM)
They need more space for Drag Queen Story Hour, homeless dude masturbation stations, and junkie shooting galleries.
In the future, if there is one, historians will mark the destruction of libraries right up there with the destruction of schools when it comes to assigning blame for what went wrong.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:13 AM (XGAZE)
I am too shameless to blush.
Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2021 09:14 AM (UnQlg)
I don't. I think he got compromised as a young nuc and was playing for the other team from then on.
See also: John McCain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:14 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 14, 2021 09:05 AM (YynYJ)
When we moved into our house there was some unsplit wood in the basement, I guess from a tree that had to be removed. It was the hardest, tightest grained wood I've ever split, maybe ash, much worse than maple. Even during single digit temperatures I was sweating like it was summer. It burned hot and clean.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 14, 2021 09:14 AM (y7DUB)
They need more space for Drag Queen Story Hour, homeless dude masturbation stations, and junkie shooting galleries.
In the future, if there is one, historians will mark the destruction of libraries right up there with the destruction of schools when it comes to assigning blame for what went wrong.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:13 AM
They just started accepting donated books here. Before that it was nope, it's the covid and we can't take anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 14, 2021 09:15 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:15 AM (GCZmM)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 14, 2021 09:16 AM (7fqx3)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 09:17 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 14, 2021 09:18 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 14, 2021 09:18 AM (BMmaB)
and I go "is that what I think it is?"
Yep, he says. This is my Bad MFer. He grinned and I laughed.
Morning, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2021 09:18 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:18 AM (XGAZE)
lol..no. My gal was actually quite attractive and stands about 5'3.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 14, 2021 09:18 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 14, 2021 09:19 AM (xopIz)
What do they call your stuff stored in the cloud?
Not your stuff.
Basically we are converging to an amalgam of 1984 and Brave New World with a smidge of The Road thrown in for good measure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at August 14, 2021 09:19 AM (gV9NJ)
probably true, idk details about Jimmy, that is just my impression. He treated POTUS like it was a charity position, is my vague impression. That is all "Utopian communism" though ... and there is generally malice underneath the "greater good" veneer of idealism.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2021 09:19 AM (Cus5s)
And Bananas.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 14, 2021 09:20 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Dinkler
At the pro level not so much. Betting Jewell's lady tree cutter was wielding a Stihl. Personally, I have 2 Stihls and 1 Husky.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 09:20 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:18 AM (XGAZE)
Another grifting opportunity for the Clinton/Rodham Crime Family and UN. If Carter was that naive idealist he'd point that shit out. But he never does...
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 14, 2021 09:21 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2021 09:21 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 14, 2021 09:23 AM (7fqx3)
I think I failed an IQ check even if I look stylish.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:23 AM (Lzpvj)
We should import them all here, we should import the entire planet here.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:24 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:25 AM (UHVv4)
Seeing them at Lowe's makes me wary. I have two Stihl's, an Echo, and a John Deere Homelite. One of the Stihl's (MS210) is definitely my favorite.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2021 09:25 AM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:25 AM (GCZmM)
*checks if callsign N0OD is in use*
Nope, some guy in Colorado. Show yourself if you're here, Richard. And put me in your will for the callsign.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2021 09:26 AM (nfrXX)
Prepping the van for our Colorado adventure, can't wait to see old friends and a few new ones!
Prayers for those who are hurting, be it from overworked shoulders, new knees, covid, and/or all assorted illnesses, maladies, and brokenness. May God be with you as well as with your medical team, Amen.
Posted by: SnailRacer at August 14, 2021 09:26 AM (BnXmD)
Kinda messy and dries the air out ... those that burn wood all winter like those outside furnaces.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2021 09:27 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2021 09:28 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at August 14, 2021 09:29 AM (7fqx3)
I mentioned a late friend of mine last night. He was career Army. Comms/intelligence/crypto dude.
As he told it, one of his duties, in the event of the enemy overrunning his position, was to fire a 12 gauge slug into the hard drive of a certain ...piece of equipment... then pull the pin on a thermite grenade and put it on top.
THEN he was allowed to bug out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:29 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 14, 2021 09:29 AM (YynYJ)
Evict the occupants and relocate them to U.S.
Reductio ad absurdum.
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2021 09:29 AM (r4sI4)
Evidently there is no moral hazard in "make it rain-o-nomics", so we simply give everyone on earth a quadrillion bucks and we all live happily ever after.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:30 AM (Lzpvj)
CNN chyron: "AFGHANISTAN'S RAPID UNRAVELING THREATENS BIDEN LEGACY"
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OMG, NOOOOOOOoooooo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 09:30 AM (d9FiS)
Goodwill in my area is still accepting donations
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2021 09:31 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:31 AM (GCZmM)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 14, 2021 09:32 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 14, 2021 09:32 AM (Um7H1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2021 08:58 AM (OssQ4)
Thanks!
Posted by: m at August 14, 2021 09:33 AM (Y3SPi)
CNN chyron: "AFGHANISTAN'S RAPID UNRAVELING THREATENS BIDEN LEGACY"
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OMG, NOOOOOOOoooooo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 09:30 AM
What's gonna really suck for biden is when pictures of people being evacuated from the roof of the embassy into helicopters start showing up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 14, 2021 09:33 AM (JUOKG)
the link leads to Berenson's response before the OP deleted his tw@t
https://tinyurl.com/wkszyk9m
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2021 09:33 AM (DJFLF)
https://www.bmfwallets.com
Though they are probably cheaper at Etsy or eBay. They have them too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2021 09:33 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: klaftern at August 14, 2021 09:34 AM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 09:34 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 14, 2021 09:34 AM (Um7H1)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:25 AM (GCZmM)
According to you tube, they are also noisy and complain a bunch.
https://youtu.be/2iEcrJJ7CNc
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 14, 2021 09:34 AM (VcFUs)
Oh that is not Zhou Bai-Dan's legacy unfolding let's do some fucking math.
Jorge Arbusta II-7 years
Urxle X-8 years
Orange Toupee Weasel-4 years (but tried to leave two years in and was no-sold like the Undertaker taking your finisher)
Dementia Man-.6 years
That is 15.6 years of globalist failure friends...
Urkle is the biggest loser.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:35 AM (Lzpvj)
The concept of Biden playing with his grandchildren sounds very creepy.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 14, 2021 09:35 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 14, 2021 09:36 AM (YynYJ)
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status /1426423144882003969
Short video; nice "house".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)
I get sat in a corner with a jar of paste and a four week old pork chop. Sigh.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 14, 2021 09:38 AM (Xrfse)
The fools of Foggy Bottom....
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:38 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Dinkler at August 14, 2021 09:38 AM (GCZmM)
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:39 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 14, 2021 09:40 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:40 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods
Like Hannibal Lecter preparing dinner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 09:41 AM (d9FiS)
They brought entire families, that said I have met enough Ti/CO soldiers to know they are in a bad way back home....
The Tollybon Dollar Shave club is real.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:41 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2021 09:42 AM (DJFLF)
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His next official appearance isn't scheduled until next Wednesday you know because there's nothing else happening at home or abroad right now because it's late summer!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:42 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 14, 2021 09:43 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2021 09:43 AM (axyOa)
>If I didn't know better I'd think you're Poulan my leg.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 14, 2021 09:45 AM (JTpIQ)
How good it is remains to be seen.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2021 09:45 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 14, 2021 09:45 AM (Xrfse)
It is the $oro$-Jarret syndicate waving their wangs at us.
They know we know he is not really in charge, they are flouting that 45+% of America pretends to not know.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:46 AM (Lzpvj)
@axios
The UN's alarming climate report failed to register, let alone resonate, with a focus group of swing voters.
It shows that even the most headline-grabbing climate news failed to break through the noise.
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What?!!! You sumbitches don't believe in science?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 09:46 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (d9FiS)
If true, I wonder how much the headhunting pool is up to among the deploying troops?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2021 09:46 AM (axyOa)
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1426428639932030978
Taliban taking a break after taking over a US-backed warlord's palace [51 seconds]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:47 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 14, 2021 09:43 AM (cSyAR)
Or care.
Oh, I guess I wouldn't mind if he gets a last surge of lucidity, just to understand what a net negative his tenure on this mortal coil has been.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2021 09:47 AM (ghoDT)
>If I didn't know better I'd think you're Poulan my leg.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 14, 2021 09:45 AM
Be Stihl.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2021 09:50 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:47 AM (UHVv4)
I can't help but notice there's not a mask in sight. It's like they don't trust the science.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2021 09:50 AM (ghoDT)
CNN chyron: "AFGHANISTAN'S RAPID UNRAVELING THREATENS BIDEN LEGACY"
I seriously doubt that a little thing like a 'local news story' can threaten the Biden family legacy of corruption, drugs, and incest.
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2021 09:51 AM (B2mhs)
I am on my second cup of coffee however. I would never skip that.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2021 09:51 AM (Y+l9t)
>If I didn't know better I'd think you're Poulan my leg.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I guess I'd better Stihl myself for bad chainsaw puns.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2021 09:51 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 08:03 AM (d9FiS)
In a perfect world any of our troops/snipers left over there would be using them to sight in their rifles, or at least check them, or just dispose of extra ammo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2021 09:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 14, 2021 09:52 AM (d9FiS)
>If I didn't know better I'd think you're Poulan my leg.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 14, 2021 09:45 AM
Be Stihl.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Why? Can't cut it?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2021 09:52 AM (OCTRt)
Odds that CNN (now bedding with the Taliban) had been there before and remembered the address?
Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2021 09:52 AM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Achmed at August 14, 2021 09:52 AM (Xrfse)
And the interior decorating shows that the Taliban really did kill all the gays in Afghanistan!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 09:53 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: sven
Borrowed from another moron:
https://tinyurl.com/k4894b9v
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 09:55 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Dinkler
According to you tube, they are also noisy and complain a bunch.
https://youtu.be/2iEcrJJ7CNc
Posted by: BifBewalski
What about the chainsaws?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby
If your mom had sucked and spat, we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
Don't worry. We still count you as a Biden. We just need to keep you out of the news for now.
When you turn twelve, you can lose your virginity to Doctor Grandma, just like your daddy did.
Posted by: Grampa Big Guy at August 14, 2021 09:56 AM (XGAZE)
The UN's alarming climate report failed to register, let alone resonate, with a focus group of swing voters.
It shows that even the most headline-grabbing climate news failed to break through the noise.
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Yes, right up until they are forced to buy an electric car, prices skyrocket for home heating fuel, no red meat in the grocery store, and other green new deal dictates snuck into innocuous sounding bills hit home and pocketbook.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2021 09:56 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2021 09:52 AM
I have a Stihl & a Husky, but my most used chainsaw these days is an Echo cordless.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2021 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)
Maybe they've noticed that Obama literally has the fucking North Atlantic Ocean in his front fucking yard, and have questioned whether someone who REALLY believed in imminent and catastrophic sea level rise would have bought that house.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 09:59 AM (XGAZE)
Yes of course Dementia man does not know we know he knows $oro$ knows Val-Jar knows....
you know?
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 09:59 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Just Asking at August 14, 2021 10:01 AM (YZ+gh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 10:02 AM (oy1++)
299!
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 14, 2021 10:03 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:03 AM (3C1R+)
is that not doing it right? a miss by that much?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (bTQ72)
the day Obama took office was the day the oceans ceased their rise. (his word as an Obama)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4)
(sigh) Maybe because the Climate Cult predicted Doomsday 10 years ago. And 5 years ago. And 3 years ago.
Last time I paid attention, we had to act by 2020 or it would be too late. And this bit of scaremongering propaganda is from 7 years ago:
https://tinyurl.com/c4wrtf8c
And it's only redeeming quality was the humor of Toby from The Office brooding about broken computer modeling.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (49Exr)
Too much is never enough...
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (3C1R+)
hmmm, did anyone see where the taliban banned covid vax?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 14, 2021 10:05 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:06 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Jak SucioQ at August 14, 2021 10:06 AM (Swd6h)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 10:07 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 14, 2021 10:07 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
With Zombie brother Johnny sitting in.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:09 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 10:12 AM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, not dancing in the kitchen at August 14, 2021 10:13 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:04 AM (3C1R+)
Thanks I'll try it.
Posted by: Just Asking at August 14, 2021 10:14 AM (n80Ta)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 10:14 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:15 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, not dancing in the kitchen at August 14, 2021 10:13 AM
* raises hand *
Posted by: Little man at August 14, 2021 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2021 10:15 AM (/U27+)
The Vietnamese and Khmer boat people were sexy folks who needed a dollar.
I don't think these refugees are quite so hot.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:16 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2021 10:17 AM (AMIL/)
-did anyone point out the Aztecs were assholes? and the neighboring tirbes really did not like them and allied with the spaniards?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 14, 2021 10:17 AM (bTQ72)
Quite
Yablo-Master of the Ocarina
https://youtu.be/xHYjfYIjEHs
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:17 AM (Lzpvj)
The push comes as climate experts exhort governments around the world to take drastic action amid increasingly widespread extreme weather events, like deadly wildfires, drought and even central China's highest rainfall in 1,000 years -- events that experts say are directly linked to human impact on the environment via carbon emissions.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 10:17 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2021 10:18 AM (/U27+)
No, of course not perversely denying everyone involved their "sovereignty of self."
The myth that a few dozen spaniards smokes the Jaguar warriors is hilarious.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:18 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 10:19 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2021 10:20 AM (znIQ9)
For context, the actor who plays Toby (Paul Lieberstein) lives in Brentwood CA, one mile from the ocean...
"Do as I say, not as I do"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:20 AM (49Exr)
"I have bought Gaia dispensations from the UN, the water will go around Brentwood."
//Actor Asshole esq
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:22 AM (Lzpvj)
https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article253403045.html
Posted by: SarahW at August 14, 2021 10:23 AM (g1vnC)
Maybe all the climate talk now is actually building toward an excuse to nuke China ... Save the World from the worst of the Carbon Polluters.
of course, all the Paris accords, all talks excuse China, and India ... only Western society must be destroyed. what globalists have planned after that, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2021 10:23 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
No doubt every single embedded CNN clown has sworn to follow Mike Wallace's rule of not warning any American troops that are in danger. CentCom better get the location of every CNN team and pass it down to our troops.
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2021 10:24 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 14, 2021 10:25 AM (oy1++)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2021 10:25 AM (r+sAi)
a lecturer in "criminal justice studies"...so if you want a pleasant thought experiment understand that:
1) the FBI was 80%+ of the Whitmer kidnappers, 2) Omar Mateen was a known known, 3) so was the vegas shooter, and 4) the leftoids were threatening forest fires "if Trump won"....
I think the Criminal Justice educrats are active conspirators against the GOP.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:26 AM (Lzpvj)
Just curious, what would an event that was indirectly linked to human impact look like?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:26 AM (49Exr)
We are done as a nation, the only question is how to get out from under the thumb. There's no place else to go.
.
Posted by: SarahW at August 14, 2021 10:26 AM (g1vnC)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
WTF? You expect me to remember that was you? I 'll give you credit in the forward to my manifesto.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:26 AM (3C1R+)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2021 09:55 AM (OCTRt)
Hopefully loud enough to drown out the noisy complaining?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2021 10:27 AM (5ieoM)
Not true, I think Brazil, Chile, and Peruvia are all hiring.
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:27 AM (Lzpvj)
How do you say "I heart the Aztecs" in their own language?
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 14, 2021 10:27 AM (8uddF)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 10:28 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2021 10:28 AM (/U27+)
No no, I'm just happy to be regarded as a Moron.
It's my first time.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:29 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 14, 2021 10:30 AM (uhPTO)
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lub-dub lub-dub ___^_________----___________
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 10:30 AM (UHVv4)
To my certain knowledge sociology departments were infested since 1981 at least and half the profs were literally crazy. I don't know this guy's major damage but his earlier phd work involved study of the Jonestown cult.
I don't understand firebugs at all, but I think he's claiming multiple personality.
Posted by: SarahW at August 14, 2021 10:30 AM (g1vnC)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 14, 2021 10:27 AM (8uddF)
Sun squiggly guy with big teeth avocado python.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2021 10:31 AM (ghoDT)
Yup, Wokedom is like a religious crusade that swept across America. Because our faith in our value system had been eroded by the constant attacks of marxism.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:32 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:26 AM (Lzpvj)
There aren't many bigger critics of Gope than me, but if they want to REALLY win big in the next two erection cycles, they declare three things:
1. Stop all overseas military adventurism.
2. Advocate for a substantial reduction in federal "law" enforcement.
C. Advocate for real capitalism... i.e. middle class business owners, rather than oligarchs.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2021 10:32 AM (5ieoM)
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1426332741788999689
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 14, 2021 10:32 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2021 10:33 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 14, 2021 10:27 AM (8uddF)
Sun squiggly guy with big teeth avocado python.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 14, 2021 10:31 AM (ghoDT)
With a child sacrifice. Three, actually.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 14, 2021 10:33 AM (49Exr)
In his defense for his PhD study it would better be listed as "Feinstein's Fenian Friends from Frisco."
Posted by: sven at August 14, 2021 10:33 AM (Lzpvj)
It's my first time.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
When Bob's minions show up in the black Yukons with tinted windows feel free to blame me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Fortis et liber at August 14, 2021 10:34 AM (3C1R+)
Nothing says "sophistication" like tearing the heart out of a living victim while dancing around in a cloak made of human skin.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 10:35 AM (XGAZE)
And make sure to tear their fingernails out first so they cry a lot.
The rain god likes tears, and will bless us with rain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2021 10:37 AM (XGAZE)
My buddy dubbed it "Drunkin Donuts".
Finally its got competition from a franchise called "Aroma Joes", which beats DD and StarMegaBucks hands down.
Posted by: WillyStark at August 14, 2021 10:39 AM (ECqyM)
Good morning from Port A. I need coffee, aspirin and menudo.
Posted by: Jak SucioQ at August 14, 2021 10:06 AM
Mustang Island is my "home" beach
you gonna go fish the jetty today?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2021 10:49 AM (DUIap)
That dumb Mac does nothing but cut wood all day as designed.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 14, 2021 11:03 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2021 11:56 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Philip Sells at August 14, 2021 08:01 PM (e5+yW)
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