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yay cafe!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 13, 2021 06:28 PM (oEn12) 2
Par tay
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 06:28 PM (lkl+P) 3
That top pic is pretty sweet!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 13, 2021 06:29 PM (K5n5d) 4
Happy Friday, Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 13, 2021 06:30 PM (a4EWo) 5
hah the first link, Im all like boo why Biden in the cafe but thgen I clucked on it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 13, 2021 06:30 PM (oEn12) 6
Also, I'm pretty sure that Quokka is going to devour my soul as soon as I look away...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 13, 2021 06:30 PM (K5n5d) 7
A paucity of bats, again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:31 PM (a3Q+t) 8
Could use some Steve smack downs tonight
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 06:31 PM (znIQ9) Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 06:32 PM (kTF2Z) 10
7 A paucity of bats, again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:31 PM (a3Q+t) I saw A Paucity of Bats open for A Flock of Seagulls at Heartbreak's in '82. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2021 06:33 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 06:33 PM (L2ZTs) 12
Quokkas are cool.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 06:34 PM (OCTRt) 13
Oh look a Lena Dunham video.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2021 06:34 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: ace at August 13, 2021 06:35 PM (0G13K) 15
Is Ahnold using "schmuck" cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) 16
Otter party:
That one dude doing the backstroke with no arms is hilarious. Posted by: wth at August 13, 2021 06:36 PM (v0R5T) 17
Duncanthrax, you just aren't going to get anymore bats unless they have video of a pit bull carrying one around in his mouth and taking it to bat rehab.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:37 PM (rKiEq) 18
I so want some of the Joe: I did that! stickers. $4 gas needs those.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2021 06:37 PM (MUpk6) 19
I'm LOLing. I think AllahPussy over at HotFart is getting hit by a little clue x 4. He's having a sad that Israel is considering locking down again. No one could have foreseen this, he said (well, Geert Vanden Bossche and others did, and warned about it months ago). He's noticing deaths are rising now, the final firewall of vaccine efficacy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 06:37 PM (Mzdiz) 20
Nothing when I click the picture.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 06:38 PM (lkl+P) 21
Soy Boy who thought he could fly might have died from that one
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 06:38 PM (znIQ9) 22
Sturgis Bikers put up "Happy Birthday Obama" sign at biker rally to stop Covid from spreading.
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/ 1426272344570429442 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 06:39 PM (UHVv4) 23
So our son called me to ask me about the dress code for a very expensive restaurant here. I told him and asked him who he was going with. He told me a client wanted to take him there and it would be "his treat." Weird.
Husband is on his way home from Atlanta after arranging hospice care for his 97 y.o. mother, and I told him. Husband is concerned because the client is a wealthy *never married* older man who may be gay. YEESH. How do I warn son during dinner to watch out for this freak? As you guys know, son is a Marine and if the guy got grabby, would probably cause great pain to the guy. This, on the eve of my 70th birthday. And ALL OF YOU can get off my lawn. Except Ben Had. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:40 PM (ptqGC) 24
>>>17 Duncanthrax, you just aren't going to get anymore bats unless they have video of a pit bull carrying one around in his mouth and taking it to bat rehab.
hah you guys know bats aren't super-popular these days right Posted by: ace at August 13, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K) 25
Students: If education is a right, then the school can't withhold an education because of vaccination status.
ACB: LOL! GFY. Get the jab! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 06:41 PM (UCw22) 26
Manatee looks like an SR-71
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2021 06:41 PM (xPl2J) Posted by: ace at August 13, 2021 06:41 PM (0G13K) 28
Hmmmm...
"Happy Birthday Obama" = HBO Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 06:41 PM (L2ZTs) 29
"Oh the huge manatee!"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 06:42 PM (L2ZTs) 30
26 Manatee looks like an SR-71
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2021 06:41 PM (xPl2J) That is exactly what I was about to type. A fat one. Let it get out and run. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:42 PM (csEWM) 31
There was a mother manatee with her baby at the marina here last fall. They were drinking out of a fresh water hose someone had hanging off the pier.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ptqGC) 32
Love the picture of the tree holding the moon so carefully.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2021 06:43 PM (b2eKB) 33
Joe is relaxing at Camp David watching Hunter's videos. The ones with the little Asian girls.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:43 PM (ptqGC) 34
the first picture is pretty battish.
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2021 06:35 PM That's true. It raised expectations that tonight, finally, and at long last, there would be at least a modicum of long-anticipated and awaited bat content, the type of impactful content that built and nurtured the Cafe's stellar reputation during its early, formative period. It brought hope that today be a frabjous day indeed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Body Positivity Movement at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (hQVBP) 36
This, on the eve of my 70th birthday. And ALL OF YOU can get off my lawn. Except Ben Had. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:40 PM (ptqGC) Eh, you're still too young to babysit me. Imma sit in your lawn chair, want me to water the brown spot of grass of there in the corner for you? Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (VcFUs) 37
Grabs a triple Balvanie, plants my ass in Jane's screened in porch and looks at her lawn.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (rKiEq) 38
Usually the "handshake of respect" comes sooner than it did in that video. It usually comes after some a-hole provokes, then talks his litany of shit until finally you pop him and he realizes you weren't f'ing around and he bit off more than he could chew.
SMACK!!! ......then out comes his hand, "oh no, it's cool bro". No it isn't cool BRO, now GTFO here. That video was the idiot calling no joy because the big ginger was about to twist his head off. Ha, ha shoulda stayed in your car dummy. Posted by: JROD at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (0jZnq) 39
The Biden family is hiding in the safe room at Camp David, while Kamala and the forces of evil negotiate with the Secret Service.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (b2eKB) 40
Soy Boy who thought he could fly might have died from that one
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 06:38 PM (znIQ9) This guy isn't even in the top 100 of idiots cliff diving. There are some real gut churning videos out there of people doing things worse. Also, I miss The Greatest American Hero TV show. Posted by: Beartooth at August 13, 2021 06:45 PM (Mo2gk) 41
that's what i'm getting at with the post title
Posted by: ace at August 13, 2021 06:41 PM (0G13K) *pushes pedantic glasses up his nose* The SR-71 was not a 'stealth' aircraft. Nor a fighter. *Goes back to the bachelor's life* Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:45 PM (csEWM) 42
Grabs a triple Balvanie, plants my ass in Jane's screened in porch and looks at her lawn.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (rKiEq) -------------- You got mail. Oh, and watch out for the eight point buck that thinks he owns the backyard. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:45 PM (ptqGC) 43
Re: Joe Biden lumber, gas, food, etc inflation
It's so irritating to know that so many of the same LIV types who watched Trump literally singlehandedly make America competitive, bring jobs back, increase the median salary of households, etc. while being investigated, blocked, and thwarted by his own party will now look at Biden and forgive him for all of the increased prices and flatlining of America because he's just along for the ride after COVID and there's nothing that he can do, darnit. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 06:46 PM (ZLyax) 44
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay manatees!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 13, 2021 06:46 PM (GbPPJ) 45
Don't worry, it was a sophisticated vaccinated crowd at the Vineyard, and they infected everyone with a sophisticated, vaccine-resistant variant of the virus. Be grateful peasants that you are allowed to be infected by Obama. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Mzdiz) 46
Grabs a triple Balvanie, plants my ass in Jane's screened in porch and looks at her lawn.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:44 PM (rKiEq) A triple is a damned good idea!!! Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2021 06:47 PM (4z+4V) 47
Fredo really does dance like a closeted homosexual.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Y5Ca/) 48
How do I warn son during dinner to watch out for this freak?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:40 PM Can you text him and mention his host might be ex-Air Force? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:47 PM (a3Q+t) 49
It's so irritating to know that so many of the same LIV types who watched Trump literally singlehandedly make America competitive, bring jobs back, increase the median salary of households, etc. while being investigated, blocked, and thwarted by his own party will now look at Biden and forgive him for all of the increased prices and flatlining of America because he's just along for the ride after COVID and there's nothing that he can do, darnit.
============== Problem is, those Biden people are a nation of Kurts. They can;t stop their mouths from running long enough to let the fear porn recede. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2021 06:48 PM (b2eKB) 50
Husband has about 70+ people coming to my birfday party tomorrow night. A minor super spreader.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:48 PM (ptqGC) 51
Of course cuomo is the type of father who goes out to a gentlemans club with the guys.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 06:48 PM (UCw22) 52
Maybe tonight will be the night Joe Biden shows up at an ice cream stand with no money or id and demands a cone.
He identifies himself as Harry Truman. Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 13, 2021 06:48 PM (cSyAR) 53
The SR-71 was not a 'stealth' aircraft.
Nor a fighter. *Goes back to the bachelor's life* Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:45 PM (csEWM) Heh. It didn't have to be. Shoot me down. I dare ya! Worked with a couple 71 pilots. Great stories. Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2021 06:49 PM (4z+4V) 54
Can you text him and mention his host might be ex-Air Force?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:47 PM (a3Q+t) ------------------ I don't think this guy has ever served. But lol. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:49 PM (ptqGC) 55
Jane, D'oh Boy is nobody's fool. He is as perceptive as they come and will handle anything with grace.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:50 PM (rKiEq) 56
Lord of the Rings bosses moving $1-billion production to the UK because of NZ's insane No Covid policies.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 06:50 PM (UHVv4) 57
Jane, D'oh Boy is nobody's fool. He is as perceptive as they come and will handle anything with grace.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:50 PM (rKiEq) --------------- Marine Corp(se) grace. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:50 PM (ptqGC) 58
Bif, I'm so glad you sound like you are still doing well. Hope there continue to be problems when the pain meds finally wear off.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2021 06:51 PM (MUpk6) 59
Last day to RSVP!!!!!
Colorado Morondezvous Saturday August 21st 6:30pm til whenever Central Denver (not downtown) wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 06:51 PM (/UQ/R) 60
>Sturgis Bikers put up "Happy Birthday Obama" sign at biker rally to stop Covid from spreading.
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/ 1426272344570429442 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 06:39 PM (UHVv4) Sophisticated! Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 13, 2021 06:51 PM (DXFDM) 61
Marine Corp(se) grace.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:50 PM (ptqGC) *deadpan* I'm going to kill them all, sir. Posted by: Kurt Russell in Soldier at August 13, 2021 06:52 PM (csEWM) 62
My Russian dentist agrees with me about giving all the vaccination mandating fascists a very unpleasant enema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxnjJnhINtU Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 13, 2021 06:52 PM (hQVBP) 63
This, on the eve of my 70th birthday. And ALL OF YOU can get off my lawn. Except Ben Had.
------------ My toes are right up to the edge Jane. Happy Birthday and hope your boy doesn't need bail money. Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2021 06:53 PM (+ya+t) 64
Jane, I wish you the happiest Birthday ever. You are a gift unto all of us that know you. I love you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:53 PM (rKiEq) 65
58 ugh. "NO problems."
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2021 06:53 PM (MUpk6) 66
Diogenes
One link to SR-71 speed check story. http://www.popularmechanics.com/ military/aviation/news/a27340/ sr-71-speed-check/ Two breaks in URL. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 06:53 PM (u82oZ) 67
Wonder what them manatees taste like?
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2021 06:54 PM (0OP+5) 68
Happy Birthday Jane!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 06:54 PM (/UQ/R) 69
Two breaks in URL.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 06:53 PM (u82oZ) That is a great one. Read it every couple of years. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:54 PM (csEWM) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 06:54 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (uCLWI) 72
were those ridgeback puppies
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (yrol0) Posted by: weirdflunky at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (cknjq) 74
67 Wonder what them manatees taste like?
Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2021 06:54 PM (0OP+5) Cow-O-the-Sea Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM) 75
Jane, I wish you the happiest Birthday ever. You are a gift unto all of us that know you. I love you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:53 PM (rKiEq) -------------- Thank you, Darlin. You are a gift x 1000. I'm not on the blog as much as I used to be. Involved myself in a number of things. Also, the news is just so damned depressing. Even worse than during the Obama Regime. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (ptqGC) 76
Eromero, they taste like bats.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (rKiEq) 77
Ooh can't wait for Lord of the Rings pt 23
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (znIQ9) 78
58 Bif, I'm so glad you sound like you are still doing well. Hope there continue to be problems when the pain meds finally wear off.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2021 06:51 PM (MUpk6) Thank You, EveR! I think the nerve block on my knee is about 90% worn off, and still no real pain. I definitely have sore muscles and bruising, some swelling, but no real pain. PT is still easy, except for pushing the back of my knee flat on the floor in on of the PT exercises. Not using the walker anymore, and taking the pain pills doctor prescribed and ordered me to take until next Friday. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (VcFUs) 79
so 18 F/A fighter attacker? wut does that mean?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 06:56 PM (yrol0) 80
*pushes pedantic glasses up his nose*
The SR-71 was not a 'stealth' aircraft. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:45 PM Might need to argue this. One of the driving factors of the Oxcart program, and the A-12 (the progenitor of the SR-71) that came out of it was stealthy-ness, specifically reducing the radar cross-section. It may not have been a stealth aircraft, but it was a step forward toward it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:56 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2021 06:56 PM (mbFEM) 82
>>>Wonder what them manatees taste like?
>I figure they're best rendered in a stew with beans and rice. Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (Y5Ca/) 83
Jane text boy the word
Gaydar He'll know everything he needs to know Posted by: weirdflunky at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (cknjq) ---------------- Excellent idea. Thanks. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (ptqGC) 84
Saw the A-12 on display at the Museum of Flight. Impressive bird.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (DXFDM) 85
Bif, this is where all that Black Belt training is really paying off.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (rKiEq) 86
I'm going to kill them all, sir.
**************** That was a better movie than I thought, with Kurt Russell acting like Kurt Russell if Kurt Russell had no personality. Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (hQVBP) 87
Jane D'oh
Starts to sing: "Happy Birthday to you ..." **Watches Cafe crowd flee from the exits** Stops singing. The sentiments are for you to have a great Birthday. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (u82oZ) 88
62 My Russian dentist agrees with me about giving all the vaccination mandating fascists a very unpleasant enema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxnjJnhINtU Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 13, 2021 06:52 PM (hQVBP) My Russian Dentist was my fav childhood book. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (yrol0) 89
The russians designed the mig 25 as an interceptor for the A-12.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (UCw22) 90
"I'd like to speak to the Sea Cow, or whatever..."
Posted by: Ricki Lake Audience Member at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (Ckg4U) 91
@@66 NaCly Dog-I actually listened to that yesterday after checking out an F-16 video. I usually check out the Speed Check story 2-3 times a year. Guy tells it so well and it never gets old. Same pilot has a pretty good story about flying over Libya in the SR-71 after Reagan took a shot at Khadafi.
Posted by: JROD at August 13, 2021 06:58 PM (0jZnq) 92
Jane hope you have a great happy birthday.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 06:58 PM (znIQ9) 93
Might need to argue this. One of the driving factors of the Oxcart program, and the A-12 (the progenitor of the SR-71) that came out of it was stealthy-ness, specifically reducing the radar cross-section. It may not have been a stealth aircraft, but it was a step forward toward it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:56 PM (a3Q+t) How do u radar faster than speed of light? Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 06:59 PM (yrol0) 94
The sentiments are for you to have a great Birthday.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (u82oZ) ------ Awww...*smooches* Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:59 PM (ptqGC) 95
85 Bif, this is where all that Black Belt training is really paying off.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2021 06:57 PM (rKiEq) Oh gawd, i sure hope so. It most definitely has been keeping my upright and ambulatery. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 13, 2021 06:59 PM (VcFUs) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (u82oZ) 97
I hear his report will come. In #twoweeks
************** I pine for the days when my life still had meaning. Posted by: Fortnight at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (hQVBP) 98
I'm going to kill them all, sir.
Just hearing that line in my head makes me want to pop that DVD in the player again. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (olroh) 99
Manatee with twins is doing a great SR-71 imitation!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (1umw2) 100
IIRC the state of Alabama has three of the remaining 9 or 10 A-12s. One at the Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, one at the USS Alabama memorial museum (both great museums btw), and one in a museum in Birmingham but I'm not sure where and I've never been there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (ZLyax) 101
Cow-O-the-Sea
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM) Damn I loved trolling with 26 aught hook and head of cabbage for them in Stuart Fl. We ate for several weeks. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (yrol0) 102
Might need to argue this. One of the driving factors of the Oxcart program, and the A-12 (the progenitor of the SR-71) that came out of it was stealthy-ness, specifically reducing the radar cross-section. It may not have been a stealth aircraft, but it was a step forward toward it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2021 06:56 PM (a3Q+t) More seriously, no disagreement here. Still, it's speed was the true final word in it's defense. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (csEWM) 103
50 Husband has about 70+ people coming to my birfday party tomorrow night. A minor super spreader.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:48 PM (ptqGC) --- You'll need a big bowl for all those keys! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ) 104
Thanks, all of ya'll. I hate birthday parties for myself. I kinda found out about the surprise party and begged my husband to cancel it. No go. Too many friends were involved.
The last surprise party my Atlanta friends threw me involved a male stripper dressed like a policeman. That was humiliating. I was the mother of toddler son then. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 07:01 PM (ptqGC) 105
Ever hear of these places called Minus 5, or Five Below, or some whateverthefark. I don't know if it's a bar, or a restaurant or like Chuck E Cheese. But the "gimmick" is it's -5 degrees (farenheit or canadian fake degrees? I dunno) inside their stores. And they lend you the thick parkas, hats, gloves, all the shit to keep you warm. Can someone explain to me, please, What The Fckicng Fuck is the point of this?? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:01 PM (//1wO) 106
Just hearing that line in my head makes me want to pop that DVD in the player again.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2021 07:00 PM (olroh) It is a great, underappreciated movie. Sure, it had... flaws, but Russell was awesome in it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 07:01 PM (csEWM) 107
All quokka are reincarnated Buddy Hacketts.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 13, 2021 07:02 PM (20dZh) 108
Ooh can't wait for Lord of the Rings pt 23
******************** Is that when Sauron comes out as a misunderstood demisexual? Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 13, 2021 07:02 PM (hQVBP) Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:02 PM (ZLyax) 110
You'll need a big bowl for all those keys!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ) ha love american style cowboy takes cadillac Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:02 PM (yrol0) 111
Imonna go sit on the screened porch and sip a gin and tonic. Husband should be back from FOB Atlanta shortly.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 07:03 PM (ptqGC) 112
"...you look like a SR-71, cause you ain't got no job, Sea Cow."
Posted by: Ricki Lake Audience Member at August 13, 2021 07:03 PM (Ckg4U) 113
You all know I hate Summer and the Sun. So I was like wow a really cold business/store/thing -- tell me more! Then they want to dress up in Other People's Clothes. And be warm. Nah, bro. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:03 PM (//1wO) 114
Quokka are cute little devils
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 07:04 PM (znIQ9) 115
Can someone explain to me, please, What The Fckicng Fuck is the point of this??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:01 PM (//1wO) You get a dick punch if you are not 5 degrees sep from Kevin Bacon. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:04 PM (yrol0) Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2021 07:04 PM (F0YaR) 117
So. Had to take hubby to the Sturgis emergency room last night. He got a very bad burn. It was early in the evening when we got there so it wasn't too busy at first. While there we had to wear masks because, medical facility. They had gurnies in the hallway and we were stationed there and got a bird's eye view of life at the Sturgis emergency room during rally.
No one asked our vaccine status. However, while we were there a group of people came in who were sick. They tested positive for COVID. They were all "completely vaxxed". A couple of them were really sick. Not a single medical person there seemed to be surprised that they had half a dozen vaccinated people in there with COVID. We thought it was weird. We aren't vaxxed but I guess it doesn't matter at this point. It did get pretty busy by the time we left. Much road rash. Many broken bones. Drug ODs. Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2021 07:04 PM (RLLZj) 118
What will the vaccine Nazis do as the variants start blowing right through their precious little jabs? Call for boosters every week?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (D9vwz) 119
All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
You have spent some time in the DC Op Area. You are very wise and experienced for one so young. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (u82oZ) 120
Wait, its not Jane's Birthday, its mine!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (r+sAi) 121
Tucker talking about Mattis, etc. on A-stan. I'll listen to it from the porch while watching the deer eat the azaleas down to the roots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (ptqGC) 122
We are adjusting our prices to $5 to give you more value!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:06 PM (UCw22) 123
You have spent some time in the DC Op Area. You are very wise and experienced for one so young.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (u82oZ) --- It was the TDYs, my friend. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ) 124
118 What will the vaccine Nazis do as the variants start blowing right through their precious little jabs? Call for boosters every week?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (D9vwz) At Omega we do Alpha Alpha. Then maths. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:07 PM (yrol0) 125
Tucker talking about the Pentagon allowing Afghan troops on US military bases to rape little boys.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 07:07 PM (ptqGC) 126
missed the last thread, re census, and fewer white people, but i wonder just how accurate this count was? for one thing, i know at least two white people who didn't get counted this time around, and we can't be the only ones who weren't... over/under that they decided what numbers they wanted, and just released those?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 13, 2021 07:07 PM (HbNSs) 127
Just Lily
I sure hope both of you are OK. And watch that burn. Hope you got the Silver containing stuff. That works great. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (u82oZ) 128
118 What will the vaccine Nazis do as the variants start blowing right through their precious little jabs? Call for boosters every week?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM (D9vwz) Then like license plates. ALpha 1 Alpha 2 Beta 1 etc Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (yrol0) 129
Variant is of course the Greek word for "caused by the vaccine".
I bet they stop before they get to the Greek letter "Xi". "The Xi variant". In fairness, though, they're ALL Xi variants. Posted by: Dr. Anecdotal Franken-Fauci, Director-for-Life, Wuhan Murder Hornet Lab and Patent Medicine Emporium at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (Ndje9) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (Mzdiz) 131
What will the vaccine Nazis do as the variants start blowing right through their precious little jabs? Call for boosters every week?
** Everyone will be required to get boosters for the variants that died off three months earlier. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (ZLyax) 132
Manatees look like SR-71s. I'm thinking the individuals that confused them with mermaids were just looking for some generic aquatic mammal action.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (20dZh) 133
114 Quokka are cute little devils
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 07:04 PM (znIQ9) Is that the little thingy that climbs rocks Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:09 PM (yrol0) 134
Well, a couple of hours after I left a major mall in west-end Toronto this afternoon from buying shoes, gangbangers got into a rumble and began firing shots; the mall was locked down and evacuated.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 07:09 PM (UHVv4) 135
They didn't count me either red. The numbers are whatever they want them to be.
Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr) 136
Needed to get a urine sample from the old dog to see if she's over the UTI. Figured there was no way for me to get that, so I took her to the vets yesterday. They had no luck so said they could keep her overnight and try on Friday. I thought it was a good idea, since it's hot and I don't have AC.
They called this afternoon. Still no luck and she's starting to drink less water. They said she just wants to go home. So she's back home where she's peed a couple of times and had her fill of water. I've never had a dog as stubborn as this one. Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 13, 2021 07:10 PM (YynYJ) 137
How do u radar faster than speed of light?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 06:59 PM Under my "We need to invent technology that's never even been invented yet" program, we will develop quantum radar. Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 13, 2021 07:10 PM (a3Q+t) 138
Otters...why'd it have to be otters?
Posted by: Indiana Jones who just got a nasty surprise tyty at August 13, 2021 07:11 PM (rBtIz) 139
Is is just me? I am feeling like I need to find some bell bottoms and load up on Fleetwood Mac records.
Inflation is back, a Saigon surrogate, Kabul, is about to be overrun by the enemy, we are once again dependent on OPEC for energy - translation: gas shortages are sure to follow, and all this and more is being lead by someone who is remarkably weaker and worse than Jimmy Carter. Party like it's 1999? Nah, Partly like it is 1975. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 07:11 PM (ESLBo) 140
Husband has about 70+ people coming to my birfday party tomorrow night. A minor super spreader.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 13, 2021 06:48 PM (ptqGC) So about two for every year of your life? Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 13, 2021 07:11 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:11 PM (u82oZ) 142
Party like it's 1999? Nah, Partly like it is 1975.
Posted by: LostInSpace We need to party like it's 1776. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (1QQfO) Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (Cus5s) 144
Mess with the manatee, and it will fire one of its small auxiliary manatees at you.
Posted by: Splunge at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (S7/a+) 145
Under my "We need to invent technology that's never even been invented yet" program, we will develop quantum radar.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 13, 2021 07:10 PM (a3Q+t) kinda like drunk tech for cars Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:13 PM (yrol0) 146
Justin is going to save Afghanistan by bringing 20,000 refugees here! Oh, joy!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 07:13 PM (UHVv4) 147
There was an article discussed in one of JJ's morning threads recently.
There are 14,000+ variants at this moment in humans. No one knows how many are in animals. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:13 PM (ZLyax) 148
Tucker talking about Mattis, etc. on A-stan. I'll listen to it from the porch while watching the deer eat the azaleas down to the roots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh -------- Plant Camellias Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:14 PM (pbStR) 149
Joe Biden announced today that the annual "Kabul Gay Pride Day" Parade has been cancelled do to unforeseen circumstances.
Posted by: James at August 13, 2021 07:14 PM (24+Vp) 150
143 went to an otter party
to reminisce with my old friends ... it's alright now ... Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (Cus5s) neva do otter party w/o astrosglide Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0) 151
143 went to an otter party
to reminisce with my old friends ... it's alright now ... Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (Cus5s) All healed up back there? Posted by: Splunge at August 13, 2021 07:14 PM (S7/a+) 152
147 There was an article discussed in one of JJ's morning threads recently.
There are 14,000+ variants at this moment in humans. No one knows how many are in animals. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:13 PM (ZLyax) Wait, is that genders, or Covid? Posted by: Splunge at August 13, 2021 07:15 PM (S7/a+) 153
Manatees look like SR-71s. I'm thinking the individuals that confused them with mermaids were just looking for some generic aquatic mammal action.
Posted by: banana Dream After looking at Bill's hairy ass for the last six months at sea, wouldn't you? Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 07:16 PM (1QQfO) 154
Variants!!! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 13, 2021 07:16 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:16 PM (u82oZ) 156
143 went to an otter party
to reminisce with my old friends ... it's alright now ... Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (Cus5s) u cast please everyone so you mite as well please urself Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:17 PM (yrol0) 157
Mess with the manatee, and it will fire one of its small auxiliary manatees at you.
Posted by: Splunge at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM Then they assemble into a giant mach-manatee and shit gets real. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2021 07:17 PM (rBtIz) 158
I sure hope both of you are OK. And watch that burn. Hope you got the Silver containing stuff. That works great.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 07:08 PM (u82oZ) ------ Thanks. We're fine. He went to work today and all. We did get the silver stuff and they gave us two big tubes to take with. He took hydrocodone last night to sleep but today just ibuprofen. He's sore but he'll be fine. He has to follow up with our regular doc on Monday. But I will be keeping a close eye on it until then. Happy Bday Jane! Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2021 07:17 PM (RLLZj) 159
Oh, sorry. It was 13,000+ variants as of May 2021. It's probably 20K by now.
Here you go: https://tinyurl.com/bbvm9yvh Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:17 PM (ZLyax) 160
It was the TDYs, my friend.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 07:07 PM We thought they'd never end We'd drink and carouse forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose Those were the days Oh, yes, those were the days La la la la la la La la la la la la Posted by: Mary "TAD" Hopkin at August 13, 2021 07:18 PM (a3Q+t) 161
There are 14,000+ variants at this moment in humans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:13 PM (ZLyax) like sexes on Facistbook Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:18 PM (yrol0) 162
General Z in the battlefield? If that guy is a general, no wonder we're doomed!
Posted by: 370H55V at August 13, 2021 07:18 PM (UsbFe) 163
Taliban replacing kabul gay pride day with kabul tie a rock around a gays neck and throw him off a building day because of the climate of hate created by Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:18 PM (gpKIi) 164
>Mess with the manatee, and it will fire one of its small auxiliary manatees at you.
Posted by: Splunge at August 13, 2021 07:12 PM (S7/a+) Haha! "Fox One! Splash one bogie!" Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 13, 2021 07:19 PM (DXFDM) 165
That was supposed to be mecha-manatee. Stupid fat fingers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2021 07:19 PM (rBtIz) 166
Congratulations, Jane! I hope you survive the party.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 13, 2021 07:19 PM (YynYJ) 167
May the fireworks be yours. Posted by: NaCly Dog We should have a thread someday on the best curses, or making up our own. Like: May your house become infested with worms shaped like little dildos. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:19 PM (//1wO) 168
Semper per diem!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:19 PM (gpKIi) 169
cast cant
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0) 170
Are other countries scrambling to evacuate their embassies? I haven't heard about any other countries going "Oh, Shit".
Posted by: Beartooth at August 13, 2021 07:20 PM (Mo2gk) 171
163 Taliban replacing kabul gay pride day with kabul tie a rock around a gays neck and throw him off a building day because of the climate of hate created by Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:18 PM (gpKIi) I was getting Eagles tickets. Did not see this. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0) 172
May your country be taken over by a demented old fascist. Oh...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (gpKIi) 173
We thought they'd never end We'd drink and carouse forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose Those were the days Oh, yes, those were the days La la la la la la La la la la la la Posted by: Mary "TAD" Hopkin --------- You left out, 'Let's break out the booze...' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (AytXr) 174
It did get pretty busy by the time we left. Much road rash. Many broken bones. Drug ODs.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2021 07:04 PM (RLLZj Had a buddy go to Bike Week in Daytona a while back. It lasts two weeks. They had 12 people killed that year. Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (8SSHh) 175
Has there ever been a manatee horror movie? Like "Night Of The Manatee" or "Zombie Manatees From Outer Space"?
Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr) 176
78 Bif, sounds like you got this one whipped, then!
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (MUpk6) 177
Manatee-nado
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:22 PM (gpKIi) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 13, 2021 07:22 PM (oEn12) 179
Had a buddy go to Bike Week in Daytona a while back. It lasts two weeks. They had 12 people killed that year.
Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (8SSHh) pikers Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2021 07:23 PM (yrol0) 180
>> Here you go:
Note that's just in Russia. Viruses mutate like mofos. It's what they do, much faster than say bacteria, and that's as I understand it due to the enormous replication factor. A bacterium splits in two. A virus infects a cell and can make thousands of copies of itself. 1000x or more each time. Most of the time, the mutations don't change much. Sometimes they do. And sometimes that makes the virus non-viable at all. But, sometimes, a big change makes it better. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:24 PM (9Fwwf) 182
Note that's just in Russia.
** That's an excellent point and one I overlooked. We're probably at a half million to million variants by now. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:24 PM (ZLyax) 183
Tucker talking about Herr Doktor Fauxic's experiments of dogs. He killed a bunch of dogs. He's got a PETA gal on talking about it. ROFL. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:24 PM (Mzdiz) 184
Do they make greeting cards for a country about to get nuked?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 13, 2021 07:25 PM (oy1++) 185
"Lambda" is greek for one million, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:25 PM (ZLyax) 186
A bacterium splits in two. A virus infects a cell and can make thousands of copies of itself. 1000x or more each time.
-------------- Also a virus' replication process is more error prone. Posted by: zmdavid at August 13, 2021 07:26 PM (xqRaG) 187
"u cast please everyone so you mite as well please urself"
ha, yes, that was the reference, I forgot about the AoS style sheet for otter references. Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 07:26 PM (Cus5s) 188
Inflation is back, a Saigon surrogate, Kabul, is about to be overrun by the enemy, we are once again dependent on OPEC for energy -
--------------- Can't wait for the pretty little Vietnamese girls running around again, wait! Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2021 07:26 PM (+ya+t) 189
My bestie just left. Should I watch Tucker and have a rage stroke or stay here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2021 07:27 PM (nxdel) 190
Sad to hear that singer Nanci Griffith has passed away at age 68.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 13, 2021 07:27 PM (sWM8x) 191
Do they make greeting cards for a country about to get nuked? Posted by: Humphreyrobot _______ Roses are red, Violets attractive. Look out, guys! You're radioactive. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2021 07:27 PM (/U27+) 192
Ah. I think Casting Cants is a Wiccan group.
Posted by: Mike Hammer Wouldn't that be Casting Cvnts? Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 07:27 PM (1QQfO) 193
181 cast cant
Posted by: rhennigantx ----- Ah. I think Casting Cants is a Wiccan group. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:24 PM (9Fwwf) "Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind." "By a lie, a man...annihilates his dignity as a man." "Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life." Posted by: Immanuel Kant at August 13, 2021 07:27 PM (csEWM) 194
Love the picture of the tree holding the moon so carefully.
If Tim Burton were a photographer... Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2021 07:28 PM (WLHrn) 195
Where are the chinese going to release the next variant? Russia? Taiwan?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:28 PM (gpKIi) 196
Inflation is back, a Saigon surrogate, Kabul, is about to be overrun by the enemy, we are once again dependent on OPEC for energy -
** Look around at the muscle cars on the road. People working a few (remaining) decent jobs on American soil still. Middle class folks having some money saved up. We're at what, 1973 right now? Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:28 PM (ZLyax) 197
My bestie just left. Should I watch Tucker and have a rage stroke or stay here?
Posted by: Jewells45 Why not do both! Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2021 07:28 PM (Foq6I) 198
"Do they make greeting cards for a country about to get nuked?"
Roses are red Violets are blue There's going to be A loud kaboom Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr) 199
Sad to hear that singer Nanci Griffith has passed away at age 68.
** That's a shame. (searches online) Huh. So it somehow wasn't COVID? Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:30 PM (ZLyax) 200
Roses are re-
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:30 PM (gpKIi) 201
I always turn down the sound on the AOS comment thread... otherwise I'd go deaf.
Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2021 07:31 PM (Foq6I) 202
Did casting cants open for counting crows?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:32 PM (gpKIi) 203
Our Condolences. So sorry to hear of your glassification. Posted by: Cards we'd like to see at August 13, 2021 07:32 PM (Tnijr) 204
>>>Where are the chinese going to release the next variant? Russia? Taiwan?
>Wherever they can smuggle in a drone to seed a metropolitan area. Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 13, 2021 07:33 PM (Y5Ca/) Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 13, 2021 07:33 PM (EiPf6) 206
Powers been out for three hours. Storm took down a tree that brought down a power line.
Generator online and keeping the refrigerators and internet on. Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 13, 2021 07:33 PM (mbFEM) 207
#170 The Danes have ordered all of their citizens out -- I assume that includes staff. And Justin is sending / has sent? our version of Seal Team Six to protect staff while they bug out.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 07:33 PM (UHVv4) 208
199 Sad to hear that singer Nanci Griffith has passed away at age 68.
** That's a shame. (searches online) Huh. So it somehow wasn't COVID? --- It's a bit odd. She instructed that no cause be released for one week after her death. Here's a link: http://bitly.ws/g3nX Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 13, 2021 07:34 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: Cards we'd like to see at August 13, 2021 07:35 PM (Tnijr) 210
Can't wait for the pretty little Vietnamese girls running around again, wait!
--- "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ... It smells like victory." Just like Communism, we didn't fail in Vietnam or Afghanistan, nope, not at all, the chattering class and the brass, our best and brightest, did use the right approach. Next time it will go perfectly I am telling you, perfectly! Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 07:36 PM (ESLBo) 211
May a flock of seagulls shit upon your head for eternity. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:36 PM (//1wO) 212
Winning wars is not who we are! It is white supremacist eurocentric colonialist thinking that says we must defeat an enemy. Especially when we are fighting brown people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:36 PM (gpKIi) 213
Sad to hear that singer Nanci Griffith has passed away at age 68.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, ------- Arrrrrgh. Very sorry to hear that. I still think of her as a young woman, peaches & cream complexion. I grieve. Here she does 'Love at the Five and Dime', give it a listen. https://tinyurl.com/3spnak27 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:37 PM (CTJwJ) 214
Just reading. DHS announced that domestic extremist groups (that's you and me) are going to use Covid restrictions as an excuse for violent attacks. Homeland Security. Another Shrub legacy. I wasn't redpilled back then, but even in that state, I didn't think DHS was a good idea -- another useless money sucking behemoth. Isn't you know, the fucking military supposed to provide homeland security? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:37 PM (Mzdiz) 215
"May something slightly unpleasant happen to you, like an onion falling on your head."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2021 07:38 PM (rBtIz) 216
I think I've mentioned this before, but Evil C++ is actually somewhat happy that critical race theory is a thing and the insane donkey cult is operating in the open. The primary receiver of this bullshit is suburban liberal NIMBYlords who are, for the first time, being confronted by the monster they created. Because this time it's not an "over there" thing like ghetto violence or neocon/neolib proxy wars, it's their own kids in their own neighborhoods being openly poisoned against them by a group that they've consistently held up for decades as a paragon of public sector magnanimity. I mean, this is some seriously karmic, Disney villain gets thrown overboard by his bastard understudy type stuff going on here. Sucks for the kids, but smart people have been homeschooling and/or escaping libsville for years now and if the parents of those who remain take a more active and aware role in the world around them it can only be a good thing.
It's gonna be even more fun when Lockdown 2.0 in blue states and unitary countries forces them to accept that the heroes what don't wear capes have been running an intense gaslighting campaign for 18 months. Posted by: CppThis at August 13, 2021 07:38 PM (UewuT) 217
Where are the chinese going to release the next variant? Russia? Taiwan?
** I think it was insomniac that pointed it out earlier, but the POTUS is directing and purposely releasing infected illegals into conservative states. Literally practicing germ warfare against political opponents. Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 13, 2021 07:38 PM (ZLyax) 218
Wait, its not Jane's Birthday, its mine!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2021 07:05 PM me: Well Happy Birthday Guy. Also me: Same to you! (looks thru thread) me: What are we, chopped liver? Also me: Yeah, but people like Jane. me: But still... Happy Birthday Jane. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2021 07:39 PM (r+sAi) 219
But, sometimes, a big change makes it better.
And better is situation-dependent. Whatever makes the virus more successful, thats what gets selected for. A snappy new vaccine that all the smart people say is the end-all of great science? Meet Mother Nature and her thousand young. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2021 07:39 PM (olroh) 220
Arrrrrgh. Very sorry to hear that. I still think of her as a young woman, peaches & cream complexion. I grieve.
--- She was nice-looking, but she looked drop-dead gorgeous to me when I heard her voice. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 13, 2021 07:40 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 07:40 PM (1QQfO) 222
May a kitten purr in your ear while it's peeing in your lap. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:40 PM (//1wO) 223
And Happy Birthday Jane.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 07:40 PM (1QQfO) 224
Isn't you know, the fucking military supposed to provide homeland security?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:37 PM (Mzdiz) I talked about this years ago, under Bush, when we changed the US Army's primary mission from big Battle, to Counter Insurgency. There are TWO reasons to have an army trained for counter insurgency.... to Occupy an enemy, or to suppress internal dissent. we are now getting to phase two. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 07:41 PM (oHd/0) 225
I think Nurse is teacher's pet.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 07:41 PM (+4oV5) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 13, 2021 07:42 PM (yQpMk) 227
Meet Mother Nature and her thousand young.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2021 07:39 PM (olroh) Mother Nature is a bitch who is trying to kill you. Welcome to reality. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 07:42 PM (oHd/0) 228
So any opposition to any of the china virus bullshit is "domestic terrorism." Muthafuckas. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:43 PM (//1wO) 229
Thanks Rick!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2021 07:43 PM (r+sAi) 230
207 #170 The Danes have ordered all of their citizens out -- I assume that includes staff. And Justin is sending / has sent? our version of Seal Team Six to protect staff while they bug out.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 07:33 PM (UHVv4) I can't believe we still have civilians there. Like this was NOT all predictable? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 07:44 PM (oHd/0) 231
There is no evidence that any blankets were shipped from a military smallpox infirmary in St. Louis. There is no evidence that anyone passed out infested blankets to Indians with genocidal intent.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 13, 2021 07:44 PM (gt7J5) 232
Just reading. DHS announced that domestic extremist groups (that's you and me) are going to use Covid restrictions as an excuse for violent attacks.
Only if you and me are FBI informants. They've been setting this false flag up for a while this summer. Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2021 07:44 PM (8eSmR) 233
And I expect the FBI is hard at work right now trying to gin up some "anti-vax extremist" somewhere to shoot some place up, to justify a big crack-down. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:45 PM (Mzdiz) 234
80% sure Mortal Kombat victor, his radiator is smoking. So while he won the fight, he may have been distracted from some damage to his SUV.
Posted by: MikeM at August 13, 2021 07:46 PM (jbRB1) 235
Happy birthday, Guy Mohawk
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 13, 2021 07:46 PM (oEn12) 236
And I expect the FBI is hard at work right now trying to gin up some "anti-vax extremist" somewhere to shoot some place up, to justify a big crack-down. Posted by: publius I have no doubt. And other fbi "agents" are online bullying specific teens so they shoot up their classmates. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:47 PM (//1wO) 237
Styx is coming to Albuquerque. Go - No Go? Good tickets are still a thing? I am way more of Steve Earle person.
If I go I will be offering under/over on one of them having a stroke on stage. In the name of complete transparency this is also known as, My Generation; saying crap like this is playing with fire. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 07:47 PM (ESLBo) 238
>> Mother Nature is a bitch who is trying to kill you.
And that's how she makes you strong. Throw a bunch of species into brutal life and death competition and may the best genes win. She's a brutal bitch. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:47 PM (Mzdiz) 239
Somebody dumped off a small cat. I do not need another cat. What to do?
Posted by: Ronster at August 13, 2021 07:47 PM (m5cQZ) 240
And I expect the FBI is hard at work right now trying to gin up some "anti-vax extremist" somewhere to shoot some place up, to justify a big crack-down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:45 PM (Mzdiz) Somewhere, someone is in a plot to kidnap Fauci? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0) 241
VOX in Spain isn't at all like VOX in the States [if they're even affiliated] ... here they're celebrating Cortes freeing millions of natives from the bloody tyranny of the Aztecs in a "this day in history" tweet.
https://twitter.com/vox_es/status/ 1426121513112047619 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 07:47 PM (UHVv4) 242
No such thing as Mother Nature.
There's God. And there's sin. And it's sin that is at the root of everything evil. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (oUI8H) 243
Had a buddy go to Bike Week in Daytona a while back. It lasts two weeks. They had 12 people killed that year.
Posted by: Javems at August 13, 2021 07:21 PM (8SSHh) ----- Last Sturgis count was 5. They only have a week though. Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (1vvwA) 244
going to use Covid restrictions as an excuse for violent attacks.
--------- BOLO for violent sneezing, coughing, and spitting. Shoot on sight. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (ELgVT) 245
The Daily Mail reports that 63 people on Martha's Vineyard have tested positive for the COVID virus
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (X5CsJ) 246
Styx is coming to Albuquerque. Go - No Go?
I refuse to go watch the Rock Bands of my youth that are still performing. I want to remember them as young Hair Gods, not as fat bald old men. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (yQpMk) 247
I am so excited to meet nurse next weekend! And to see all the esteemed guests for the Colorado Morondezvous
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (/UQ/R) 248
May an old piece of Bit-O-Honey get stuck in your hair. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (//1wO) 249
>>>Most of the time, the mutations don't change much. Sometimes they do. And sometimes that makes the virus non-viable at all. But, sometimes, a big change makes it better.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz) ----------- Better for us or it? Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 07:49 PM (lkl+P) 250
The name of Nancy rang a bell but didn't remember from where.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 07:49 PM (znIQ9) 251
You can watch the Stones - Skinny, hairy, old men
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 07:50 PM (lkl+P) 252
239 Somebody dumped off a small cat. I do not need another cat. What to do?
-- If the issue is the price of an extra cat dish, done, I will send you one. Problem solved, that is what I do. No kill shelter/adoption center seems like an idea? Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 07:50 PM (ESLBo) 253
247 I am so excited to meet nurse next weekend! And to see all the esteemed guests for the Colorado Morondezvous
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (/UQ/R) --- Behave! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ) 254
Long past bed time, no reason to get up in morning but know I will.
Have a great evening everyone Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 07:50 PM (znIQ9) 255
May a flock of seagulls shit upon your head for eternity. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales They tried but I ran. I ran so far away. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2021 07:51 PM (63Dwl) 256
Ahh, Vmom, I knew you would remember. Thanks
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2021 07:51 PM (r+sAi) 257
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (oUI8H)
What I jokingly call Mother Nature, is the Natural Laws God created. He created the Universe AND all the laws, that run it. Just like he created Satan, to test us... he created Natural Selection... which also tests us. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 07:51 PM (oHd/0) 258
I haven't seen our farm cat for 3 days. I think he is mort.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:51 PM (gpKIi) 259
247 I am so excited to meet nurse next weekend! And to see all the esteemed guests for the Colorado Morondezvous
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (/UQ/R) So so sorry I couldn't be there this year. I'm going to miss you all... Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 07:51 PM (+4oV5) 260
I refuse to go watch the Rock Bands of my youth that are still performing. I want to remember them as young Hair Gods, not as fat bald old men.
-- The No Go vote is leading 1 to 0. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (ESLBo) 261
Test
Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (+4oV5) 262
I remember the Stones going on tour in 1989, and we were all like "those guys are still around?" That was 32 years ago! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (//1wO) 263
#230 Yes, unbelievable, Romeo13. I'm so glad Harper got us out ASAP after Obama changed the ROE; and I hope the Taskforce isn't stranded there although I assume we've brought our own Hercules, or whatever, transports with us.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (UHVv4) 264
These Covid variants are far too convenient for chance.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (gpKIi) 265
Federal judge orders DHS to reinstate MPP (remain in Mexico policy)!!!
https://tinyurl.com/4tspjszf Posted by: bob at August 13, 2021 07:53 PM (vUoRw) 266
I set my clock by Skip. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:53 PM (//1wO) 267
Where the foo shits, wear it.
Posted by: dartist at August 13, 2021 07:53 PM (+ya+t) 268
Better for us or it?
Often, both, depending on your perspective. A dead host is not a host for long. A miserable host, on the other hand, is often a great transmitter. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 13, 2021 07:53 PM (olroh) 269
And I expect the FBI is hard at work right now trying to gin up some "anti-vax extremist" somewhere to shoot some place up, to justify a big crack-down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion Sorry, no can do Posted by: Stephen Paddock at August 13, 2021 07:54 PM (QzkSJ) 270
>> Better for us or it?
It. The goal is reproductive success. We say things like survival of the fittest and all that, but "fit" is not on an individual basis, but a species bases. And fit means reproductive success. Normally, what makes a "virus" succeed is to become less virulent and more transmissible. The virus wins the race when it can infect it's host willy-nilly without the hose even knowing it, so host can spread it like wildfire. Look up "human virome". There are estimated to be about 380 trillion viruses that live within the human body. They cause no harm or symptoms at all. In fact many of them live in the bacteria that inhabit us. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 07:54 PM (Mzdiz) 271
Synchronize phones. 1. 2.3. Set.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 13, 2021 07:54 PM (oy1++) 272
Happy happy happy birthday one day in advance, dear {{{Jane D'Oh}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 07:54 PM (+4oV5) 273
"those guys are still around?"
That was 32 years ago! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (//1wO) ----------------- must be all that cocaine keeps 'em going Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 07:54 PM (lkl+P) 274
May all your toothbrushes taste like Nancy Pelosi's vagina. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 07:55 PM (//1wO) 275
Eris.........me behave
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:55 PM (/UQ/R) 276
Different spanks for different ranks:
Hon discharge and retirement in grade for Green Beret colonel involved in armed standoff with police https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=116342 Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 07:56 PM (oUI8H) 277
262 I remember the Stones going on tour in 1989, and we were all like "those guys are still around?" That was 32 years ago!
--- Imagine what I think about all this - I saw the Stones in 1972. Stevie Wonder opened for them. I sort of remember the Stones. I will never forget Stevie Wonder. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 07:56 PM (ESLBo) 278
275 Eris.........me behave
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:55 PM (/UQ/R) Oh {{{WDS}}} Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy! Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 07:56 PM (+4oV5) 279
"Look up "human virome". There are estimated to be about 380 trillion viruses that live within the human body. "
Then look up Weird Al's "Germs". Posted by: Cards we'd like to see at August 13, 2021 07:57 PM (Tnijr) 280
Eris.........me behave
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:55 PM (/UQ/R) *starts humming Juice Newton* Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2021 07:57 PM (ghoDT) 281
hubby to the Sturgis emergency room
Posted by: Just Lily Oh man. Hope his pain is in control today. Seems like an interesting experience. Sounds like it is pretty crazy, with broken bones etc. I remember a story about bike week in Fl. They interviewed a bar owner, and they said, wow, it must be difficult with these Harley guys. The bar owner said, nope, the most polite group you could ask for. But if you want to see a shxtshow, come for college spring break. So always wondered if Sturgis was okay. Some day. Posted by: MikeM at August 13, 2021 07:57 PM (jbRB1) 282
I haven't seen our farm cat for 3 days. I think he is mort.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy ------- Hope for the best. They sometimes (particularly toms) show up after longish absences. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:57 PM (1vynn) 283
{{{Hogmartin}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 07:58 PM (+4oV5) 284
May your nipples become swollen to the size of softballs.
Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 07:59 PM (Tnijr) 285
I set my clock by Skip.
Posted by: Soothsayer ----- I rely on Puddlegum, sipping coffee. That means it's waaaay past my bdetime. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 07:59 PM (1vynn) 286
The school saying that it's federal law the kids must wear masks on school buses, this can't be true
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2021 07:59 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:00 PM (/UQ/R) 288
Hello, Ladyl.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2021 08:00 PM (ghoDT) 289
250 The name of Nancy rang a bell but didn't remember from where.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2021 07:49 PM (znIQ9) --- She was a unique talent, in my view. Great songwriter and singer. http://bitly.ws/g3os Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 13, 2021 08:00 PM (sWM8x) 290
The SR71 Manatee.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 13, 2021 08:01 PM (II3Gr) 291
Sturgis story accident story.
My 45 year old cousin goes to Sturgis a few years ago and finds out that a MMA ring is set up. He gets it in his head he is a complete warrior and promptly signs up. He drew a 28 year MMA semi pro. The fight lasted less that 30 seconds and resulted in broken ribs and a broken nose. We don't even want to discuss what happened to his ego. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:01 PM (ESLBo) 292
I rely on Puddlegum, sipping coffee. That means it's waaaay past my bdetime. Posted by: Mike Hammer hahaha love that guy Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 08:01 PM (//1wO) 293
Really looking forward to seeing you again, Hogmartin.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:01 PM (+4oV5) 294
It was only one piece of graffiti and maybe it was done by an anti-vaxxer and it wasn't in any place famous like on the Brandenburg Gate but there's a photo of it reading "gas the unvaxxed".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (UHVv4) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (CTJwJ) 296
Posted by: MikeM at August 13, 2021 07:57 PM (jbRB1)
Went to see Mt. Rushmore 2 years ago, during the Sturgis run. LOTS of Bikers there that weekend. Totally safe. Fun crowd. Pro America, Conservative. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (oHd/0) 297
When you are dependent on a host for survival, it does not benefit you to kill the host. Something viruses figured out, but democrats have not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (gpKIi) 298
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 07:55 PM (/UQ/R)
You were our party shaman in Vegas! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (Dc2NZ) 299
Eris......are you going to be at TX this year?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (/UQ/R) 300
May your nipples become swollen to the size of softballs. Posted by: f'd WTF is this?? This isn't a curse! It's a sick wish-fantasy-fetish. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 08:03 PM (//1wO) 301
We don't even want to discuss what happened to his ego.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:01 PM (ESLBo) ie, reality check. Had a few of those in my life... key is to survive them. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 08:03 PM (oHd/0) 302
299 Eris......are you going to be at TX this year?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (/UQ/R) Yes! YES I WILL! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 08:04 PM (Dc2NZ) 303
I wonder what the FIB informants are up to in Sturgis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:04 PM (gpKIi) 304
Paranoid Conspiracy Theory C++ (the one who thinks Enemy Of The State was a documentary) has a paranoid conspiracy theory: when Biden outlives his usefulness he gets assassinated by "extremists" so Kamala has a pretext to ditch habeas corpus and enact a mass purge of anyone and anything that's insufficiently loyal to the machine. They'll tell him that he can either agree to go out in a blaze of glory and be immortalized by the new People's Republic of Americastan or live just long enough to watch his crooked-ass family get publicly destroyed by the press before Mr. Syringe sneaks into his bedroom and ensures the inevitable.
Amusingly, the purge list also includes a fair few techlords as well as AOC and The Bitches Four who discover all too late that they're not a part of the aristocratic future either. Posted by: CppThis at August 13, 2021 08:04 PM (UewuT) 305
As Billy Joel would say... "It's all still rock and roll to me."
Stones, Who, Rush, etc. in the early 80's were the bomb. Now, get off my fucking lawn. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2021 08:04 PM (BFigT) 306
So Fauci likes to experiment with dogs. That's all you need to know about this piece of fucking shit, muther fucking demon spawn of of Satan. Burn in hell. Please.. just burn in hell for eternity.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2021 08:04 PM (nxdel) 307
I do believe there was a fighter (interceptor actually) version considered, but never built as the SR-71 came along right at the end of the "very fast bomber delivering nuclear weapons from high altitude" era. That killed several projects including the B-70, and the North American interceptor based on it, and the Avro Arrow. The F-106 generation was sufficient to deal with subsonic bombers.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (3/XaG) 308
Hon discharge and retirement in grade for Green Beret colonel involved in armed standoff with police
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=116342 Posted by: SMH ------ Sounds like textbook PTSD. I've encountered it before, real similar shit. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (CTJwJ) 309
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 07:56 PM (oUI8H)
---------------- Will he receive his retirement with an RNC? Hope he gets his issues resolved. Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (lkl+P) 310
>>> 299 Eris......are you going to be at TX this year?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:02 PM (/UQ/R) You can't be a Bacon Wench if you don't even show up. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (ACi07) 311
WTF is this??
This isn't a curse! It's a sick wish-fantasy-fetish. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 13, 2021 08:03 PM (//1wO) --------- Length. You're ignoring length. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (VxC1e) 312
Sorry, I guess I'm behind everyone else since I am just now watching Tucker. If there is a God.. please... make Fauci miserable for eternity.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2021 08:06 PM (nxdel) 313
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Doesn't that depend on Biden being able to understand the deal? There may be a problem there... Happy, Happy Birthday, Jane. Always a treat to see you in the comments. Posted by: Sal at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (3c1fY) 314
No offense, MH, but if he had been a E-4 that did that crap, outcome would have been a lot different.
And spare me the "He had teh PTS&D!" UCMJ my ass. This is why the enlisted have zero respect for officers. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (oUI8H) 315
Yes! YES I WILL! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 08:04 PM (Dc2NZ) This made my night, Eris! Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (+4oV5) 316
Eris......shoot me an email. Want to do a RV again this year. So hogmartin doesn't have to drive my ass back to Corsicana
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (/UQ/R) 317
You can't be a Bacon Wench if you don't even show up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (ACi07) Last I heard she was punching slabs of bacon in the freezer. Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (ghoDT) 318
#294 Oops, I forgot to directly say "in Germany"!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (UHVv4) 319
Sorry, I guess I'm behind everyone else since I am just now watching Tucker. If there is a God.. please... make Fauci miserable for eternity.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2021 08:06 PM (nxdel) --------- Apparently the Mussolini Treatment has gone out of style in a mere 75 years. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:08 PM (VxC1e) 320
>>> 317 You can't be a Bacon Wench if you don't even show up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2021 08:05 PM (ACi07) Last I heard she was punching slabs of bacon in the freezer. Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (ghoDT) Why do I suddenly have "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my head? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2021 08:09 PM (ACi07) 321
312 Sorry, I guess I'm behind everyone else since I am just now watching Tucker. If there is a God.. please... make Fauci miserable for eternity.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2021 08:06 PM (nxdel) {{{Jewells}}} I cerainly hope there's a special place in Hell for that fvcking fraud. Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:09 PM (+4oV5) 322
Better for us or it?
Often, both, depending on your perspective. A dead host is not a host for long. Be happy you died. It could have been a lot worse! Posted by: The CDC at August 13, 2021 08:09 PM (3fR4G) 323
This is why the enlisted have zero respect for officers.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (oUI8H) /fistbump Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 08:10 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:10 PM (/UQ/R) 325
312 Sorry, I guess I'm behind everyone else since I am just now watching Tucker. If there is a God.. please... make Fauci miserable for eternity.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 13, 2021 08:06 PM (nxdel) Fauci is a bullshit encrusted weasel but the bigger problem is everyone who decided to make him shadow emperor of the world. Posted by: CppThis at August 13, 2021 08:10 PM (UewuT) Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:11 PM (+4oV5) 327
Russia has reported a new daily record of 815 Covid deaths.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 08:11 PM (UHVv4) 328
No offense, MH, but if he had been a E-4 that did that crap, outcome would have been a lot different.
And spare me the "He had teh PTS&D!" UCMJ my ass. This is why the enlisted have zero respect for officers. Posted by: SMH ------ No disagreement about it being mishandled, just saying that the scenario and his behavior match incidents that I have been associated with that mirror that behavior. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 08:11 PM (ELgVT) 329
Fauci is a bullshit encrusted weasel but the bigger problem is everyone who decided to make him shadow emperor of the world.
Posted by: CppThis at August 13, 2021 08:10 PM (UewuT) Fauci funded the damn problem, that he is now managing? WHAT THE FAUCI? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2021 08:11 PM (oHd/0) 330
324 {{{{ Ladyl}}}}
Wish you were going to be here next weekend Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 13, 2021 08:10 PM (/UQ/R) I sure as Hell wish I could be there. Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:12 PM (+4oV5) 331
>>> 326 {{{Helena Handbasket}}}
Can't wait to see you in Texas! Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:11 PM (+4oV5) {{{Ladyl}}} It doesn't seem like it's only two months away... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2021 08:12 PM (ACi07) 332
This is why the enlisted have zero respect for officers.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (oUI8H) ----------- As a rule, I agree. However, there are exceptions. A good officer knows what he's doing, treats everyone fairly, and has genuine concern for your welfare. I once had a company commander like that. Few and far between. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:12 PM (kTF2Z) 333
It doesn't seem like it's only two months away... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2021 08:12 PM (ACi07) I got my plane tickets this week! Posted by: Ladyl at August 13, 2021 08:13 PM (+4oV5) 334
WDS, I am flying in this year.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 08:13 PM (Dc2NZ) 335
I am going visiting tomorrow in White Oak, NM. The mission this time out is the No Scum Allowed Saloon.
Last week it was Timberon, NM where I meet everybody that matters, had beers and a green chile cheeseburger. I live a good life because of these things. https://noscumsaloon.com/ Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:13 PM (ESLBo) 336
Good nighr everyone. Probably be online around midnight. Have to get ip and take next dose of pain meds anyway.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 13, 2021 08:13 PM (VcFUs) 337
Last I heard she was punching slabs of bacon in the freezer.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 13, 2021 08:07 PM (ghoDT) *plays Eye of the Tiger* Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ) 338
May all your toothbrushes taste like Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
Posted by: Soothsayer's That's low, man. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:14 PM (OCTRt) 339
My only crime was asking to retire as an O4 with 27 years of service. But because I had only served 7 as an officer, the retirement grade review board decided I did not serve satisfactorily and busted me down to E5 for retirement. Ignoring the fact that I was an E6, promotable to E7 when I became an officer. So Col Ray and the army can fuck right off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:15 PM (gpKIi) 340
264 These Covid variants are far too convenient for chance.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:52 PM (gpKIi) Fauci's and Daszak's teams in Wuhan have been working 23 hours a day for three years. To-date the teams have only designed the disappointing original SARS-CoV-2 bug, and a few viable, but also disappointing variants of that original bug. The teams are far, far behind schedule on designing the bug planned from the beginning: One that rapidly infects only white, non-Democrat residents of the United States, with 99 percent fatality. Soros and Pelosi are getting pretty-danged tired of the continued delays. Posted by: Gref at August 13, 2021 08:15 PM (AMIL/) 341
As a rule, I agree. However, there are exceptions. A good officer knows what he's doing, treats everyone fairly, and has genuine concern for your welfare. I once had a company commander like that. Few and far between.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ___ Wouldn't know. I never knew one. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:16 PM (oUI8H) 342
We be know that Chinia hads notherthing go due about the Convid virus. We think Trump developed this to harm children of coller. Trump must be hold responsible for this crime and Preseent Bydum is the person too doo this.
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 13, 2021 08:16 PM (KAa1E) 343
"This isn't a curse! It's a sick wish-fantasy-fetish.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales " Fine. May your nosehairs become tangled and matted. Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 08:17 PM (Tnijr) 344
Biden inflation. At least it wasn't furry.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2021 08:17 PM (ynpvh) 345
Sturgis bikers are a generally nice bunch. Lots of veterans and very patriotic. There are just soooo many bikes that it's not surprising that they have accidents.
They key is to stay away from the Buffalo Chip and other campgrounds. That's where the bad stuff usually happens. The worst group of people for causing trouble around here are the cowboys who come to Deadwood for the rodeos. And the Corvette rally people. Corvette people are arrogant cheapskate jerks to wait on. Posted by: Just Lily at August 13, 2021 08:18 PM (1vvwA) 346
Wouldn't know.
I never knew one. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:16 PM (oUI8H) ------------ Which is why I said few and far between. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:18 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:19 PM (oUI8H) 348
Men who know what Nancy Pelosis vagina tastes like is a club i am glad i am not a member of.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:19 PM (gpKIi) 349
Last night, I posted a paper that was seeing ADE signals with the delta variant. That is, preferential binding of the binding-only antibodies to the Delta spike. https://tinyurl.com/cx7fxdj5 Now, reading some stuff between the lines, someone thinks this may be happening in Florida right now, amongst the over 60 crowd who was vaccinated first. Pray this is not the case. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:20 PM (Mzdiz) 350
I rather pray that God's will be done.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:20 PM (oUI8H) 351
343 May your nose hairs become tangled and matted.
--- Just the other day I woke up, wandered over to a mirror, "this is going to be a bad day", I declared, "my nose hairs are tangled and matted." And it was. Amen. True story if you believe it. And if you don't may your tooth brush taste like Nancy Pelosi's vagina. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:20 PM (ESLBo) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2021 08:21 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:21 PM (oUI8H) Posted by: Iris at August 13, 2021 08:21 PM (6lKe4) 355
Otters are just okay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:22 PM (VxC1e) 356
Nurse, are you going to the TexMoMee?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 13, 2021 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ) 357
Howdy nurse!
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2021 08:22 PM (mZUr4) 358
This also explains why we don't win wars anymore.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 13, 2021 08:19 PM (oUI8H) ------------ Plenty of blame to go around there, but I don't necessarily blame Company grade officers. Flag officers and politicians (BIRM) bear the lion's share of the blame. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:23 PM (kTF2Z) 359
Last I heard she was punching slabs of bacon in the freezer.
Now I have "Gonna Fly Now" stuck in my head. Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2021 08:23 PM (2nFxy) 360
All the top critter links went to TicTac™. Call me unreasonable, call me paranoid, call me when the pizza's served, but for some reason, I just don't have javascript enabled for TikTik™.
Thanks, Ace. Saved a lot of time not watching those TakTuk™ videos. I could get right to the Inman bits. Posted by: mindful webworker - ticky tacky at August 13, 2021 08:24 PM (Vgz5H) 361
351 True story if you believe it. And if you don't may your tooth brush taste like Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:20 PM (ESLBo) Do they make a candle with that scent? Could send it to all the traitorous repubs in the house who are already kissing her ass. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2021 08:24 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Iris at August 13, 2021 08:25 PM (6lKe4) 363
The school saying that it's federal law the kids must wear masks on school buses, this can't be true
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio I can't see how that's possible. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (OCTRt) 364
I really wish twitch would not autoplay random shit like people playing guitar.
Who turns on twitch to hear live music? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (csEWM) 365
I can't believe I stumbled into a thread about Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (VxC1e) 366
Duke Lowell, if you're here, I went to the archives,
the body builder's third shot, the booster, was Pfizer. And the first two shot were sinovac. Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (lkl+P) 367
I refuse to go watch the Rock Bands of my youth that are still performing. I want to remember them as young Hair Gods, not as fat bald old men. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 13, 2021 07:48 PM (yQpM Tommy Shaw, still hot. Still short but still hot. Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (nWxPx) 368
363 The school saying that it's federal law the kids must wear masks on school buses, this can't be true
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio I can't see how that's possible. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (OCTRt) The same way Barky and Sniffy have made executive orders. Doesn't matter if they don't comport with the law and the Constitution. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (ynpvh) 369
359 Last I heard she was punching slabs of bacon in the freezer.
Now I have "Gonna Fly Now" stuck in my head. Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2021 08:23 PM (2nFxy) It the Eye of the Tiger, the thrill of the fight, livin' up to the challenge of our rivals... Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (csEWM) 370
'Bout got myself in a bar fight tonight over a customer that was giving my bartender a hard time.
The state of the world has shortened my fuse for dealing with dickheads. I guess the tough-biker-turned-pussy sized me up and figured I might knock his remaining teeth the f*ck out of his face, so he decided it might be best to leave. Then I enjoyed a lovely garden salad with a lime chipotle vinaigrette and a couple more cocktails. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (5We2S) 371
361 Do they make a candle with that scent? Could send it to all the traitorous repubs in the house who are already kissing her ass.
--- I have it on good authority that she all ready sent every of those traitorous house repubs such a candle along with thank you card for handing over their balls to her. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (ESLBo) 372
365 I can't believe I stumbled into a thread about Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (VxC1e) I know, what are the odds? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (csEWM) 373
Last night, I posted a paper that was seeing ADE signals with the delta variant. That is, preferential binding of the binding-only antibodies to the Delta spike.
https://tinyurl.com/cx7fxdj5 Now, reading some stuff between the lines, someone thinks this may be happening in Florida right now, amongst the over 60 crowd who was vaccinated first. Pray this is not the case. Posted by: publius English please? Variant is killing vaxxed on purpose? Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (OCTRt) 374
365 I can't believe I stumbled into a thread about Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (VxC1e) stumbled into...Nancy Pelosi's vagina. Not good. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2021 08:28 PM (ynpvh) 375
Did anyone else see the SR-71 of Manatees?
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2021 08:28 PM (0EC+8) 376
The school can say anything. And the fed making a law, if they did, doesn't make it legal.
What are they going to do if all the kids refuse to wear masks? Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:28 PM (lkl+P) 377
"Arrrrrgh. Very sorry to hear that. I still think of her as a young woman, peaches & cream complexion. I grieve."
A woman I barely knew really, in my old "Bible College" class, did a few Christian albums. Just a few months ago I heard she had passed on. People that pour their hearts into their music make people feel close to them .. . Then suddenly they are gone. But women in their mid-sixties, that were not drug crazed rockers or some such, seems they should be around a lot longer. I'm listening to a few of Nanci Griffith's songs as a tribute I guess ... contemplating life. ... Nanci seems to have had a good life. Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 08:29 PM (Cus5s) 378
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (lkl+P)
----------- Cool, but I was trying to figure out which part he played. Maybe the executioner? Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z) 379
Seeing the phrase "Nancy Pelosi's vagina" is even more disturbing than seeing the nic "Bea Arthur's Dick"
Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2021 08:29 PM (mZUr4) 380
375 Did anyone else see the SR-71 of Manatees?
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2021 08:28 PM (0EC+ Use find function of the browser and search for SR-71. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:29 PM (csEWM) 381
stumbled into...Nancy Pelosi's vagina. Not good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2021 08:28 PM (ynpvh) --------- But if I could just find my car keys... Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:30 PM (VxC1e) 382
I guess the tough-biker-turned-pussy sized me up and figured I might knock his remaining teeth the f*ck out of his face, so he decided it might be best to leave.
Saw a chick at Wal Mart, when she smiled, the bar code reader scanned her as a set of sauce pans. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (OCTRt) 383
372 365 I can't believe I stumbled into a thread about Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
I know, what are the odds? --- Pretty high actually. Such things happen with frequency here. Daily Kos? Not so much, they are too busy being outraged over pronoun misuse and trying to figure out which gender they are today. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (ESLBo) 384
>> Can you explain what that means??
ADE = antibody disease enhancement. Antibodies don't prevent the virus they target from infecting, but make it worse. Coronaviruses are naturally bad about this effect. Short version, the vaccine induced antibodies make it worse when confronted with mutations in the original virus. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (Mzdiz) 385
382 I guess the tough-biker-turned-pussy sized me up and figured I might knock his remaining teeth the f*ck out of his face, so he decided it might be best to leave.
Saw a chick at Wal Mart, when she smiled, the bar code reader scanned her as a set of sauce pans. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (OCTRt) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (csEWM) 386
Damn. Stomped Way up at 27/28.
Posted by: Gunslinger at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (0EC+8) 387
stumbled into...Nancy Pelosi's vagina. Not good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2021 08:28 PM (ynpvh) --------- But if I could just find my car keys... Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:30 PM (VxC1e) My old VW got stolen. Can you check while you're in there? Thanks. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 13, 2021 08:31 PM (AiZBA) 388
I knew it. The bastards designed the original COVID, the vaccine and delta as a package. Release Covid, provide the mrna blueprint to the vaccine manufacturers, vaccine primes recipients with antibodies to facilitate delta upon release.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:32 PM (gpKIi) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:32 PM (u82oZ) 390
I certainly hope no one stumbles into my pussy.
Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at August 13, 2021 08:32 PM (Tnijr) 391
But women in their mid-sixties, that were not drug crazed rockers or some such, seems they should be around a lot longer. I'm listening to a few of Nanci Griffith's songs as a tribute I guess ... contemplating life. ... Nanci seems to have had a good life.
Posted by: illiniwek ------ She was an antipode of, say, Grace Slick. Every day seems to bring sad or angering news. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 08:33 PM (vOGqy) 392
Considering Nancy's vaj is a mile wide and a mile deep, I'd say the odds of stumbling into it are pretty good.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ) 394
I wouldn't trust schools with a dog.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 13, 2021 08:33 PM (oy1++) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:34 PM (u82oZ) 396
372 365 I can't believe I stumbled into a thread about Nancy Pelosi's vagina.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:26 PM (VxC1e) I know, what are the odds? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:27 PM (csEWM) -------------------------- Million-to-one shot, doc! Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 13, 2021 08:35 PM (CAJOC) 397
I thought ADE was Antibody Dependent Enhancement.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2021 08:35 PM (5We2S) 398
385 Saw a chick at Wal Mart, when she smiled, the bar code reader scanned her as a set of sauce pans.
--- I am stealing that for my stand up comedy career. In other news: 6 days to The Mavericks, Tucson, and Congress Avenue. Listening to "All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down," and oddly happy feet song given the lyrics. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:36 PM (ESLBo) 399
397 I thought ADE was Antibody Dependent Enhancement.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2021 08:35 PM (5We2S) *desperately tries to come up with a shit post quip* I prefer the Kool-ADEs. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:36 PM (csEWM) 400
I knew it. The bastards designed the original COVID, the vaccine and delta as a package. Release Covid, provide the mrna blueprint to the vaccine manufacturers, vaccine primes recipients with antibodies to facilitate delta upon release.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:32 PM (gpKIi) Did I miss a recently released truth bomb somewhere?? Posted by: Doof at August 13, 2021 08:37 PM (mZUr4) 401
The SR-71 became the next generation of reconnaissance aircraft after the U2.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (Y5Ca/) 402
publius,
thank you for the translation. Posted by: Iris at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (6lKe4) 403
thought ADE was Antibody Dependent Enhancement.
Yes. The antibodies created by da jab facilitate infection by delta, rather than prevent it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (gpKIi) 404
The SR-71 became the next generation of reconnaissance aircraft after the U2.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (Y5Ca/) And it flies underwater. I saw the video. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (AiZBA) 405
Yet the U2 is still flying.
Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (Tnijr) 406
I knew it. The bastards designed the original COVID, the vaccine and delta as a package. Release Covid, provide the mrna blueprint to the vaccine manufacturers, vaccine primes recipients with antibodies to facilitate delta upon release.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:32 PM (gpKIi) ------------- If you told me that two years ago, I'd have thought you were a loony. I don't think that now. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:39 PM (kTF2Z) 407
I don't care any for Grace Slick and her politics, but she was adamant about bowing out gracefully, and decidedly not prancing around on stage way past her "Best By" expiration date.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2021 08:39 PM (zXnjg) 408
Yet the U2 is still flying.
Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (Tnijr) ----------- Most over rated band ever. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z) 409
405 Yet the U2 is still flying.
Posted by: f'd at August 13, 2021 08:38 PM (Tnijr) I'd figure that it would be a LOT cheaper top fly and maintain. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:40 PM (csEWM) 410
392 Considering Nancy's vaj is a mile wide and a mile deep, I'd say the odds of stumbling into it are pretty good.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 13, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4) --------- What happened to Timmy, boy? Show us! Posted by: Lassie's Dad at August 13, 2021 08:40 PM (VxC1e) Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:41 PM (OCTRt) 412
"I knew it. The bastards designed the original COVID, the vaccine and delta as a package. Release Covid, provide the mrna blueprint to the vaccine manufacturers, vaccine primes recipients with antibodies to facilitate delta upon release."
Ann Barnhardt covered this 6 months ago. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 13, 2021 08:41 PM (xopIz) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:41 PM (csEWM) 414
rickb223
Not at all. You are culturally enhanced by watching refined British comedy. Take a bow. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ) 415
>> I thought ADE was Antibody Dependent Enhancement.
Yes, it is indeed Antibody-dependent enhancement. But that enhances the infection and thus the disease. It's easy to mix that up, and I see a lot of people doing it. Oh, and it turns out they did see "small" signals of ADE in the original animal studies they did with these vaccines. They sort of downplayed that. Like they do. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:42 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:43 PM (Mzdiz) 417
rickb223
Not at all. You are culturally enhanced by watching refined British comedy. Take a bow. Posted by: NaCly Dog I have to give my mom the credit. She loved that show. She's the one who got me hooked on Brit comedy. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:43 PM (OCTRt) 418
I never listened, at the time , to the Airplane's lyrics. I liked the band.
Still think it was one of the best bands but some of the lyrics are dreadful. Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:43 PM (lkl+P) 419
Ann Barnhardt covered this 6 months ago.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 13, 2021 08:41 PM (xopIz) But now "the science" backs it up. Unless it is determined to be bad science and misinformation disguised as research. Then it will be ignored, buried and retracted. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:44 PM (gpKIi) 420
It's not like antibody dependent enhancement is a shocking new discovery...real scientists were warning about this effect over a year ago.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 13, 2021 08:44 PM (+56GQ) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:44 PM (VxC1e) 422
413 Fuck 'Edge'.
Stevie Ray Vaughan vs Edge... Yeah, fuck 'Edge'. Then there is all the whinny U2 politics. My rule anymore is if Ol' Hope and Change likes a band I hate 'em by default. Forever. With prejudice. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:44 PM (ESLBo) 423
publius, Rascally Rapscallion
OK. You have helped keep us up to date with the data. Time to take out extra life insurance on the family members that took two jabs? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:45 PM (VxC1e) Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:46 PM (lkl+P) 426
Fuck 'Edge'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:41 PM (csEWM) ----- I think it's an improvement over Internet Explorer. Posted by: zmdavid at August 13, 2021 08:46 PM (xqRaG) 427
Braenyard:
Unfortunately the Airplane ran on LSD... Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs) 428
I bet you know who Hyacinth Bucket is too.
Posted by: publius That one, no. Wife got me to watch Call the Midwife. Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2021 08:46 PM (OCTRt) 429
Oh, and it turns out they did see "small" signals of ADE in the original animal studies they did with these vaccines. They sort of downplayed that. Like they do.
..... Well I think Phase III is where this is typically studied. So basically they are going to find out if ADE is prevalent by studying the billions of people they inject. Kind of like testing a chick for STDs by banging her without a rubber. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2021 08:47 PM (5We2S) Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:47 PM (ESLBo) 431
I am personally a little shocked that Grace Slick is still here. Basically the female Keith Richards. God knows she did more than her fair share of hard living.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 08:47 PM (L2ZTs) 432
I want to stress that. All the experts knew about all this shit, ADE/OAS/Marek's and leaky vaccines. And they arrogantly went ahead and did it anyway. Geert Vanden Bossche and others were screaming "Don't do it!" way back, but to no avail. They have tried to make vaccines against coronaviruses before, including the first SARS. They failed. ADE bit them in the ass everytime. This is why the went with the spike and not the N-protein. Their N-protein attempts were hammered by ADE. Your natural immune system does N-immunity just fine, and that's the only way to get to sterilizing immunity. By going to the spike, they knew they were going to produce a leaky vaccine. They knew it. They went ahead anyway. And told us all it was wonderful stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:49 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 13, 2021 08:49 PM (xopIz) 434
424 SRV?
SRV!!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 13, 2021 08:45 PM (VxC1e) Roy Schieder? Submarines? Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:49 PM (csEWM) 435
If Keith Richards and Grace Slick were plants (this is still in dispute in some circles) they would be potted in the desert. There is nothing I know of that can kill off desert plants. This explains why, to my satisfaction, why they are still alive.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:50 PM (ESLBo) 436
Here's the link to that article from Ann's site:
https://bit.ly/3shZuQU Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 13, 2021 08:50 PM (YynYJ) 437
Edge is spyware.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:50 PM (lkl+P) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:50 PM (gpKIi) 439
433 It's pronounced "bouquet."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 13, 2021 08:49 PM (xopIz) Kitchen?* *my humor has degenerated into word association. Time to start drinking. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:50 PM (csEWM) 440
qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
They never transitioned out of that genre. Grace had a liver transplant years ago iirc. Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2021 08:51 PM (lkl+P) 441
Is it sad that I know who she is?
Posted by: rickb223 ----- Only in the context that it is from a time when Beeb productions were still worth watching. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 08:51 PM (CTJwJ) 442
By going to the spike, they knew they were going to produce a leaky vaccine. They knew it. They went ahead anyway. And told us all it was wonderful stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:49 PM (Mzdiz) -- It's going to be wonderful for their revenue projections. Someone in a fancy conference room is trying to estimate how many boosters they're going to sell in the years to come. Posted by: Revenant at August 13, 2021 08:51 PM (ydlAE) 443
I want to stress that. All the experts knew about all this shit, ADE/OAS/Marek's and leaky vaccines. And they arrogantly went ahead and did it anyway.
Ooh, you're so close! We did it anyway BECAUSE we knew all this. Posted by: Your Elites at August 13, 2021 08:51 PM (2nFxy) 444
LostinSpace,
Have fun at the No Scum Allowed Saloon. White Oaks is a fun kind of strange town. Look for the house that looks like Norman Bates house behind the motel. Posted by: alamogordo at August 13, 2021 08:52 PM (Dt7YJ) 445
A cynic might say they are trying to depopulate the planet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2021 08:52 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:52 PM (Mzdiz) 447
Time to start drinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:50 PM (csEWM) ----------- Start? Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:53 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ) 449
It's pronounced "bouquet."
Posted by: JAS ----- Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (pbStR) 450
WDS - see you next weekend!
I will be bringing a couple things for door prizes also. And SO looking forward to Texas. Posted by: alamogordo at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (Dt7YJ) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (xopIz) 452
Dang. Una Stubbs is mort. Mrs Hudson on the shirlock movies.
Sigh. Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (csEWM) 454
DDG image search, led me to this.
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/grace-slick-recalls-60s/ Grace Slick described the '60s as an era when rock stars could do anything except kill people, and admitted she sometimes wonders how she survived the years of excess. The Jefferson Airplane and Starship singer, now 80, also discussed the suggestion that many of the big-name deaths of the time could have been avoided. "My idea of heaven was to get really drunk and drive a car real fast," Slick told Uncut in a new interview. "I took lots of drugs. I've never eaten right. I've never exercised a day in my life. My idea of exercise was fucking. But I don't do that any more, so I don't do any exercise. I've got about four deadly diseases but I'm still walking around. My doctor looked at me the other day and he said, 'God, you're a tough broad.'"... Posted by: mindful webworker - white rarebit at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (Vgz5H) 455
444 Have fun at the No Scum Allowed Saloon. White Oaks is a fun kind of strange town. Look for the house that looks like Norman Bates house behind the motel.
--- Alamogordo, thank you for the heads up. I am expecting it to a 100 proof New Mexico day so to speak. Ever go to the 575 Brewery in your namesake? It is a lovely place. Posted by: LostInSpace at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (ESLBo) 456
Not at all. You are culturally enhanced by watching refined British comedy. Take a bow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ) === I can't understand their silly accents. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2021 08:55 PM (EZebt) 457
publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Please give Her Grace, Duke of the Carolinas, a kiss on the hand from me. The rest is up to you. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ) 458
452 Dang. Una Stubbs is mort. Mrs Hudson on the shirlock movies.
Sigh. Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2021 08:54 PM (axyOa) Damn. I liked her. *raises a glass* Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:55 PM (csEWM) 459
mindful and braenyard, yup.
I could be crazy but I'd swear Grace did some interviews in the 1980s where she almost sounded like a Reagan conservative. Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 08:56 PM (L2ZTs) 460
>> a kiss on the hand from me.
Will do. And taking out the life insurance might be a good idea. If anyone is around to pay out when it all goes tits up. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:56 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:56 PM (gpKIi) 462
I was explaining to a younger friend that as you age, Ginger and Mary Ann fade, and you scope out Lovey more.
He shuddered. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:57 PM (u82oZ) 463
Not at all. You are culturally enhanced by watching refined British comedy. Take a bow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 13, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ) .... It's not a British comedy, but if you haven't watched Still Game, a Scottish sit-com, you have cheated yourself out of some serious laughter. Watched the series on Netflix, and the Scottish accent is tough at first, but it is the funniest shit I've watched in years. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2021 08:57 PM (5We2S) 464
Don't forget the water side supper with riparian entertainments Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 13, 2021 08:57 PM (Mzdiz) 465
461 127 pounds of fentanyl seized in CA.
That is 570,000,000 100 microgram doses. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:56 PM (gpKIi) Damn. That is a nice, compact resource. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 13, 2021 08:57 PM (csEWM) 466
If you put a jack-in-the-box "pop goes the weasel" through all the pedal effects that U2 uses, it would sound amazing.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2021 08:57 PM (ybIRR) 467
LostinSpace,
Watch the weather up on those mountain roads, it is going to be raining, and there may be big rocks sliding down to the roadway. I will be going to the 575 for a wedding next October I guess, if they have finally allowed people to get together in this democrat infested state. Of course, here in alamogordo, the only places still masking are health care providers. Posted by: alamogordo at August 13, 2021 08:58 PM (Dt7YJ) 468
Jesse, we have to cook!
Posted by: Heisenberg at August 13, 2021 08:58 PM (ybIRR) 469
If you want to hear the prototype for the U2 sound, listen to "The Only Living Boy In New York," by Simon & Garfunkel, from 1970 (!!!).
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 13, 2021 08:59 PM (L2ZTs) 470
The Detroit Lions won their preseason game. They have also been eliminated from playoff contention.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z) 471
195 Where are the chinese going to release the next variant? Russia? Taiwan?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 07:28 PM (gpKIi) I vote for Afghanistan. The Chinese want the rare earth elements and certainly don't want to deal with a bunch of heavily armed angry muslims. Bonus-idiots in Canada and the US will import infected "refugees" by the thousands. Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 13, 2021 09:00 PM (YkawN) 472
"they knew they were going to produce a leaky vaccine. They knew it. They went ahead anyway. And told us all it was wonderful stuff."
combine that with the shutdowns and all the harm/death that manufactured ... and we have Mass Murder. (especially with Fauci going to China to manufacture the bioweapon in the first place) Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2021 09:00 PM (Cus5s) 473
Of course, here in alamogordo, the only places still masking are health care providers.
Posted by: alamogordo at August 13, 2021 08:58 PM (Dt7YJ) Alamogordo, nuked too much or not enough? Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 13, 2021 09:01 PM (AiZBA) 474
It's not a British comedy, but if you haven't watched Still Game, a Scottish sit-com, you have cheated yourself out of some serious laughter.
Watched the series on Netflix, and the Scottish accent is tough at first, but it is the funniest shit I've watched in years. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2021 08:57 PM (5We2S) For God's sake cancel Netflix. Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 13, 2021 09:01 PM (YkawN) Posted by: Zettai at August 13, 2021 09:02 PM (ymfLu) Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 13, 2021 09:03 PM (ybIRR) 477
127 pounds of fentanyl seized in CA.
That is 570,000,000 100 microgram doses. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Damn. That is a nice, compact resource. Posted by: Aetius451AD And don't believe the crooks when they tell you they actually brought 527 lbs in. *hands reporter 100 lbs of fentanyl* Posted by: CHP at August 13, 2021 09:04 PM (3fR4G) 478
I knew it. The bastards designed the original COVID, the vaccine and delta as a package. Release Covid, provide the mrna blueprint to the vaccine manufacturers, vaccine primes recipients with antibodies to facilitate delta upon release.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 13, 2021 08:32 PM (gpKIi) That is not correct: corona viruses are tricky this way, and the previous mRna treatments developed in the past against normal corona viruses did this exact thing. What is wrong is the Pharma did this understanding that this would probably be the result this time as well Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2021 09:05 PM (BbDPD) 479
Scottish accent is tough at first...
------- My neighbor across the street is a Scot. I don't understand half of what he says, but, he invites me over every now and then for drinks. He maintains an *excellent* selection of single malts. I've learned to nod thoughtfully when he speaks, and reiterate to him that I'm nearly deaf when I ask him to repeat something. Good natured fellow, and, a Falklands vet. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2021 09:07 PM (AytXr) 480
Kabul 1842
Compare and Contrast with Kabul 2001 Don't these people read history or at least have a staffer who didn't major in gender studies? Yep, trust the Afghani warlord. Right. At least our people won't be walking through the Kyber Pass in a blizzard while being hounded by local tribesmen and their women with their knives whetted up for the wounded or frost bite victims. Posted by: waepnedmann at August 13, 2021 11:29 PM (hnEHP) 481
I would not put it past American Communists to purposely unlease a variant of the Wuhan virus on Florida in order to smear DeSantis.
It worked for them in 2019-2020. When does the gubernatorial race start in FL? Posted by: As in the Days of Noah at August 13, 2021 11:44 PM (1xn0v) 482
*unleash
Posted by: As in the Days of Noah at August 13, 2021 11:44 PM (1xn0v) 483
A scary tree for Halloween
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