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GOP Signs Arrest Warrants for the 52 Fleebagger Democrats

The arrest warrants are for the purpose of dragging the Fleebaggers who have returned to Texas -- but refuse to rejoin the legislature -- back to work.

Republican leaders in the Texas House signed arrest warrants for 52 Democrats who have blocked voting legislation in a standoff that stretched into its 31st day Wednesday, but it was not yet clear whether that threat would be enough to get lawmakers to return to the state Capitol.

Unlike a month ago -- when missing Democrats were in Washington, D.C., and beyond the jurisdiction of Texas officers -- some are now holding out from home. Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan, a Republican, said Democrats could be compelled to return under "warrant of arrest if necessary."

...

"People aren't going to jail," Republican state Rep. Mayes Middleton said, "but they got to come back to work."

A Hawaiian judge serving in Texas* issued a lawless ruling forbidding the legislature to do what the state constitution empowers it to do, but the Texas Supreme Court reversed that court.

The Supreme Court of Texas on Tuesday allowed for the arrest or detention of Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to stop passage of an election reform package they view as an assault on voting rights.

Gov. Greg Abbott (R.) and statehouse speaker Matthew "Dade" Phelan (R.) have threatened to detain the runaway Democrats in the state capitol and force them to discharge their legislative duties once they return from Washington, D.C. On Sunday night a state court judge in Travis County issued an order blocking Abbott, Phelan, and other officials from taking that step. Tuesday's move by the state supreme court voids the order for the time being.

Last month, Governor Abbot vetoed funding the entire Texas legislature due to the Democrats' fleebagging.


* Not really a Hawaiian judge. I say that because a large percentage of the judges lawlessly blocking Trump's policies through national injunctions were Hawaiian judges. Any hard leftwing activist judge is a "Hawaiian judge."

Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM




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1 yawn

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:12 PM (JKRhe)

2 not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 02:13 PM (JUOKG)

3 But then again, the GOP is scared, and wants to be seen as DOING SOMETHING.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:13 PM (JKRhe)

4 Why would a Hawaiian judge be serving in Texas? That is unpossible.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 02:13 PM (Y5qcH)

5 When the GOP in Texas does not get punished for this move electorally, will it be a lesson for other state level GOPs across the country?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

6 Arrest them and chain them to their desks in the house, problem solved. That is what they want after all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (JUOKG)

7 Keep them in solitary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (EjmvJ)

8 Willard:

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That's a rifle lower. Trying not to buy one....


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Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 02:13 PM (mbFEM)

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (mbFEM)

9 POKE BOWL SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (1SZn0)

10 probably quite a few more showdowns to come

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (DJFLF)

11 Why not just put all the dems down for a "no" vote and call it a day?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (Y5qcH)

12 Before everyone starts dissing things Hawaiian, I'd like to point out that TFG wore a Hawaiian shirt at his recent birthday bash.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

13 Two of these fleeing Democrats then went on vacation in Portugal.

After being part of a known super-spreader event, their trip to DC, they boarded an international flight and most likely brought the covid to another country. They should be arrested for *that*.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

14 Deny them their care packages.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

15 The Hawaiian Judge moniker will never get old.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (TwfXc)

16 Whats the worst that would happen if a governor and legislature ignored Hawaiian judges? Would the judges stomp their feet and hold their breaths?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (hQVBP)

17 11 Why not just put all the dems down for a "no" vote and call it a day?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 02:14 PM (Y5qcH)

=======

That's the idea of the arrests. Get the quorum, pass the legislation, then go for drinks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

18 Is there a bounty on them? How cool would that be to loose bounty hunters on these fleebaggers?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (qoLdL)

19 JEFF SPICOLI SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (1SZn0)

20 Until I see some dems frog marched in chains to the legislative chambers, I'll consider all of this as just more political theater.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (Fs5vw)

21 13 Two of these fleeing Democrats then went on vacation in Portugal.

After being part of a known super-spreader event, their trip to DC, they boarded an international flight and most likely brought the covid to another country. They should be arrested for *that*.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

=======

If we want to hold them to their own rules. But that wouldn't be Queensbury of us, now would it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

22 You kiss your mother with that mouth, MUMR?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

23 Hmmm. I'm going to lay a tentative wager on "the fleabaggers return to Texas, but under guard from the FBI or Marshals to ensure that they are not arrested by local authorities."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:16 PM (3p5uk)

24 clean up in 18

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2021 02:16 PM (Z32m1)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I wish Live PD was still on for this. A reality show with TX law enforcement tracking down Dems and arresting them would be a smash.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2021 02:16 PM (xPl2J)

27 I'd like to see them arrest Sen. No Chest Talarico. Seriously. He's just a head floating above some legs.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 11, 2021 02:16 PM (cqAUI)

28 JEFF SPICOLI SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM


And he thinks you're a dick. Just sayin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (m+jkK)

29 Time to shitcan Marbury v Madison and let the judiciary figure out consent of the governed.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (y7DUB)

30 Wow, that was Fast!

I guess MU Whatever triggers an automated response?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (Z32m1)

31 Should be a hunting season on them. Its TEXAS dammit!

Posted by: Unvaxed but Vascected at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (l5R6/)

32 Stunt.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (sjdRT)

33 Sounds like a "threat to democracy" if you aren't showing up to do the legislative job you were elected to do.

Posted by: Fool Otto at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (DB16e)

34 This finally catches the carpet baggers flat footed.
This might be the first stunt to backfire on Democrats

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (znIQ9)

35 JEFF SPICOLI SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (1SZn0)


Way to go Hamilton!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Cool. I guess.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (jdTRI)

37 There is no such thing as a Democrat judge or a Republican judge
John Roberts

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (uUDKV)

38 * Not really a Hawaiian judge. I say that because a large percentage of the judges lawlessly blocking Trump's policies through national injunctions were Hawaiian judges. Any hard leftwing activist judge is a "Hawaiian judge."

always knew ace thought the horde was dumb

but not this dumb

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (YK4Qh)

39 JEFF SPICOLI SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (1SZn0)



I like how Ace just sneaks in, late, and offers no explanation whatsoever......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Finally, a situation where Republicans literally pounce on the democrats.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (3sOO0)

41 Sounds like a "threat to democracy" if you aren't showing up to do the legislative job you were elected to do.
====

Only a Democrat can say what is a threat to democracy.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (TwfXc)

42 Not sure why I pasted that, but hey. Whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

43 38 * Not really a Hawaiian judge. I say that because a large percentage of the judges lawlessly blocking Trump's policies through national injunctions were Hawaiian judges. Any hard leftwing activist judge is a "Hawaiian judge."

always knew ace thought the horde was dumb

but not this dumb
Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (YK4Qh)

=======

He ended up having to explain it a few weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

44 Anarchists have a point when they say legislative democracy is a tyranny of the majority, and this nonsense just shoes how much more farcical than that it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (YV6PJ)

45 There is no such thing as a Democrat judge or a Republican judge
John Roberts
Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (uUDKV)
++++
That's true. They're all* statists and opposed to republican government and the rule of law, always willing to increase state power and ingratiate themselves in the corridors of power in Washington.

* Yes, there are exceptions. They're so rare that you write them off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (3p5uk)

46 What's that? Hawaiian judges, banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

47 lways knew ace thought the horde was dumb

but not this dumb
Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (YK4Qh)

Were you here that day? It was total chaos. I barely lived through it and I got the joke.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (Y5qcH)

48 but under guard from the FBI or Marshals

********
You want a hyper partisan and woke gestapo agency protecting corrupt politicians from the actual law being enforced on them I give you the

F

B

I


Posted by: Hans Gruber at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (hQVBP)

49 When the GOP in Texas does not get punished for this move electorally, will it be a lesson for other state level GOPs across the country?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)


No.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (EjmvJ)

50 Those Fleebaggers need to be caned, Singapore style.

Leave 'em some scars as a friendly reminder of the fact that decisions have consequences.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (QzJWU)

51 He ended up having to explain it a few weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

Explain what?

Posted by: Unvaxed but Vascected at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (l5R6/)

52 "People aren't going to jail," Republican state Rep. Mayes Middleton said, "but they got to come back to work."

OK, I am a dumbass commenter, but if people "aren't going to jail," what is the use of an arrest warrant?

When is somebody going to put these assholes behind bars?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (2JVJo)

53 When I see "Hawaiian Judge" on this blog, I always think back to the "Dancing Ito's" on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno during the OJ Trial.

Makes me smile every time.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (G0vdT)

54 Hahahahahahaha

Nothing will come of it.

No more mean tweets though. That's what really matters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (HgGoq)

55 "People aren't going to jail".

So this is theater.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (PiwSw)

56 How many dems do they need for a quorum?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (r+sAi)

57 When the GOP in Texas does not get punished for this move electorally, will it be a lesson for other state level GOPs across the country?
====

Will the fleebaggers get punished electorally?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (TwfXc)

58 "People aren't going to jail," Republican state Rep. Mayes Middleton said, "but they got to come back to work."
___

All for show.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (JKRhe)

59 * Not really a Hawaiian judge. I say that because a large percentage of the judges lawlessly blocking Trump's policies through national injunctions were Hawaiian judges. Any hard leftwing activist judge is a "Hawaiian judge."
always knew ace thought the horde was dumb
but not this dumb
Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:18 PM (YK4Qh)
=======
He ended up having to explain it a few weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)


I don't get it!

Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (Z32m1)

60 52
OK, I am a dumbass commenter, but if people "aren't going to jail," what is the use of an arrest warrant?

When is somebody going to put these assholes behind bars?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (2JVJo)

=========

The point is to get them to the floor of the state legislature so that the state legislature can continue with its business being denied because those outside the state aren't allowing a quorum to form. It's not a criminal matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

61 Were you here that day? It was total chaos. I barely lived through it and I got the joke.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM (Y5qcH)

was too busy kidnapping lil girls

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (YK4Qh)

62 Too bad they're not going to jail.

Posted by: soulpile at August 11, 2021 02:22 PM (hiX0r)

63 Don't know what it's like in Dallas and Houston, but in central Texas the Dem flight is NOT playing well. Even the most left-leaning Austin media (Statesman, KXAN) DO NOT talk about the fleebaggers, although they did report the Supreme Court action and the warrants. It was all "stunning and brave" at the beginning.

Highly unlikely there will be negative consequences to the Texas GOP. It's been such a disaster that the Dems are stymied trying to figure out an exit strategy.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 11, 2021 02:22 PM (fTtFy)

64 I wish they wouldn't say "No one's going to jail." That takes all the fun out of it for me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2021 02:22 PM (sWM8x)

65 NOT REALLY A HAWAIIAN JUDGE. I SAY THAT BECAUSE A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THE JUDGES LAWLESSLY BLOCKING TRUMP'S POLICIES THROUGH NATIONAL INJUNCTIONS WERE HAWAIIAN JUDGES. ANY HARD LEFTWING ACTIVIST JUDGE IS A "HAWAIIAN JUDGE."

Posted by: BEN ROTHESLESBERERGER at August 11, 2021 02:22 PM (tu3iY)

66 47-

As with other contexts when it's been noted, no one will ever go poor from underestimating the collective intelligence of the AISHQ commentariate.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2021 02:22 PM (YV6PJ)

67 Every single judge in TRAVIS CTY district court is a Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

68 OK, I am a dumbass commenter, but if people "aren't going to jail," what is the use of an arrest warrant?
====

I think another commenter explained at the time that an arrest in this circumstance just means they are brought back to the capitol to discharge their legislative duties. There's no real jail involved.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (fcxGJ)

69
Frankly I'm sick to death of our side always going to the Judiciary to seek redress - and maybe getting it like 50% of the time and way too late - and the enemy basically doing whatever they want without regard to the Judiciary and often with its assistance in the crimes.

Enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)

70 Aren't warrants in Texas generally for dead or alive?

Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (TgTxm)

71 Those Fleebaggers need to be caned, Singapore style.

Leave 'em some scars as a friendly reminder of the fact that decisions have consequences.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (QzJWU)


I like the cut of your jib. Might you have a newsletter one might subscribe to?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

72 FWEE THE FWEEBAGGERS

Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (786Ro)

73 Where's my briefcase?

I had a tuna sandwich in it.

Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (Z32m1)

74 If the 1/6 protestors are being charged with interfering with the legislature, a entrepreneurial DA could charge the Fleebaggers with a similar charge in Texas under the headline of "iNsUrReCtIoN~!"

... and then I woke up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (1t5dY)

75 Jim SND,

Would knouting be an acceptable alternative?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

76 TFG wore a Hawaiian shirt at his recent birthday bash.


Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

Tucker Carlson asked if gray Hawaiian shirts are even legal.

Posted by: pookysgirl, nekomata fan at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (XKZwp)

77 I believe it was a Hawaiian judge that annulled my marriage certificate to Zooey Deschanel as well.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (hQVBP)

78 70 Aren't warrants in Texas generally for dead or alive?
Posted by: Cosda at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (TgTxm)


"You spin me round, like a record baby..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (s2VJv)

79 Are there charges in the warrants?

Posted by: davidt at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (Wmke/)

80 Texas Democrats... so stunning, so brave.

Texas Republicans... blatant abuse of power.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (BFigT)

81 The Governor of Texas has no standing in Texas. OVERTURNED.

Posted by: CJ John Roberts at August 11, 2021 02:25 PM (786Ro)

82 Aren't warrants in Texas generally for dead or alive?

OK. Either or will do as long as there is pain.

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2021 02:25 PM (x6uUk)

83 Why are we giving them the "people aren't going to jail" out?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 02:25 PM (kmxth)

84
Tucker Carlson asked if gray Hawaiian shirts are even legal.
Posted by: pookysgirl, nekomata fan at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (XKZwp)


And it was a $650 shirt, too.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

85 I had a tuna sandwich in it.
Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (Z32m1)

No Joe, that was your used Depends in there.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (qoLdL)

86 These people need to be pilloried and horse whipped. Bring back the old ways.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (bCkNL)

87 I find it odd that I was thinking the flee baggers should be caned and low and behold there is a comment on just that.

Get out of my head, morons.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (hQVBP)

88 And FWIW, I concur with Alan West on this.

Abbott should have the mic set to AtC height, and roll up to it an announce that those 52 seats have been abandoned, and that a Special Election to fill those seats will occur in 45 days.

Nothing will get a politicians' attention any faster than to find themselves unceremoniously de-elected at the stroke of a pen. Pity, when what's deserved would being "de-elected" by means of taking the scenic trip out of a 6th story window.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (QzJWU)

89 85 I had a tuna sandwich in it.
Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (Z32m1)

No Joe, that was your used Depends in there.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (qoLdL)


The Megan Rapinoe:

Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Only at Subway!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)

90 58 "People aren't going to jail," Republican state Rep. Mayes Middleton said, "but they got to come back to work."


just killed the concept behind titty bars

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (YK4Qh)

91 OT:

Heh

"Obamas didn't invite the Sussexes to Barack's 60th birthday party because 'they will go towards William' amid rift and can 'see through' the duchess, Prince Harry's biographer claims"

It appears grifters can spot each other a mile away.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2021 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

92 At this point I know what a dem guv would have done, just deem it passed or issue an EO stating they have the power to do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 02:27 PM (r+sAi)

93
Texas Lege Democrats make Texas US House Democrats look like Churchill by comparison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2021 02:27 PM (I8gGH)

94 And it was a $650 shirt, too.

**********

Bruh, I dont have a $650 shirt, and I have a job!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 02:27 PM (hQVBP)

95 The Megan Rapinoe:

Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Only at Subway!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)


Dang, man. That just ain't right.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 11, 2021 02:28 PM (AiZBA)

96 And it was a $650 shirt, too.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

pardon

blouse

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:28 PM (YK4Qh)

97 92 At this point I know what a dem guv would have done, just deem it passed or issue an EO stating they have the power to do it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 02:27 PM (r+sAi)


Deem the Democrat Party dissolved in the Republic of Texas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:28 PM (s2VJv)

98
pardon

blouse
Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:28 PM (YK4Qh)



Here I sit, corrected.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

99 OK, I am a dumbass commenter, but if people "aren't going to jail," what is the use of an arrest warrant?

When is somebody going to put these assholes behind bars?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 02:20 PM (2JVJo)

----------

I assume that it's necessary to give police legal authority to detain the legislators and bring them in.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (Gb0bZ)

100
I hope you don't get the silly notion that the Governor of Texas is allowed to exercise the powers of his office. Only unaccountable bureaucrats have that privilege.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (I8gGH)

101 88
Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (QzJWU)


Good idea Jim. I hope something like that is legal and Abbott uses it as a cudgel.

If you refuse to do the duties that you were elected to, you lose your seat.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (qoLdL)

102 "Hawaiian" is a good euphemism for "not actually American."

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (pCvZk)

103 So here's why it's not so bad that the Dems aren't going to jail. They are a minority in both houses of the Lege. They are staying away to prevent a quorum. If they are brought to the Lege, a quorum will exist and the GOP will pass a metric s-ton of legislation while the Dems can only bitch and moan.

Frankly I'd rather see the bitching and moaning than watch the Dems play the victim card from the slammer. It's more humiliating this way.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (fTtFy)

104 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.

Those that are in the mid, the sort of educated, such as those with masters degrees, are the most interested and easily persuaded to get the vaxx.

If for nothing more, the pic of the graph is worth the read.

https://tinyurl.com/59nnk2s

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (bP9CR)

105
Deem the Democrat Party dissolved in the Republic of Texas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:28 PM (s2VJv)


Don't tell anyone, but the founder of the Republican Party of Texas was a black guy......In the late 1800's.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

106 hair taco with extra anchovies, no sauce

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (YK4Qh)

107 They all need to be beaten with a tire iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (II3Gr)

108 The Megan Rapinoe:

Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Only at Subway!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)

Shudder

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (qoLdL)

109 I don't get it!
Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:21 PM (Z32m1)


Joe "Look at my fun fake briefcase that makes me look like I'm a real businessman!" Biden

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

110 Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Purple mold.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (cSyAR)

111 OK, no jail. But does this mean police will physically apprehend fleebaggers and drag them onto the senate floor? 'Cause that could be pretty good too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (sWM8x)

112 Mandate that they all get injections of fish tank cleaner while you're at it.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (GWDTR)

113
Good idea Jim. I hope something like that is legal and Abbott uses it as a cudgel.

If you refuse to do the duties that you were elected to, you lose your seat.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (qoLdL)



Yes. This is brilliant. Well done, Jim.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Make it 'dead or alive', make it fun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (XvPQV)

115 If they have to actually pick them up and deliver them to congress (in pajamas?) ... can Abbott at least insist they be handcuffed and put in the back of a squad car? (pepper spray or "riding the lightning" if they resist)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (Cus5s)

116 He ended up having to explain it a few weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:19 PM


Is that explain-explain or acesplaining?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)

117 12 Before everyone starts dissing things Hawaiian, I'd like to point out that TFG wore a Hawaiian shirt at his recent birthday bash.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)


Why did he wear a $750.00 Hawaiian shirt?. Because he can. White pants for what, $1,750.00 or so. Good to be the king.

Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (8SSHh)

118 Gov. Greg Abbott (R.) and statehouse speaker Matthew "Dade" Phelan (R.) have threatened to detain the runaway Democrats in the state capitol


I saw Joan Jett & The Runaway Democrats open for Huey Lewis & the News in '84

Posted by: Hands at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (786Ro)

119 Arrest warrants used to contain language like "bring us the body of..."; I wonder if that is still the case.

If so, those terms are acceptable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (F0YaR)

120 Abbott will actually go through with rounding them up, but only IF he can find polling in the 95-100% range for it.

Otherwise...LMFAO

Posted by: Tasty Burger at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (5DHVq)

121 OK, no jail. But does this mean police will physically apprehend fleebaggers and drag them onto the senate floor? 'Cause that could be pretty good too.


yes

that has happened before

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (bP9CR)

122 114 Make it 'dead or alive', make it fun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (XvPQV)


I doubt there are going to be any good bouncing boobies there.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (vMCab)

123 111 OK, no jail. But does this mean police will physically apprehend fleebaggers and drag them onto the senat9e floor? 'Cause that could be pretty good too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (sWM8x)

-------

Drag them all in at once, human-centipede style ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (GWDTR)

124 Requiring TX voters to have a pulse, or to be actual TX residents, is voter suppression!!!

Posted by: Texas Dims at August 11, 2021 02:33 PM (k4dH2)

125 OK, no jail. But does this mean police will physically apprehend fleebaggers and drag them onto the senate floor? 'Cause that could be pretty good too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2021 02:31 PM (sWM8x)


Have you seen some of those women? You aren't dragging them anywhere

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2021 02:33 PM (FJYfm)

126
You have to be Insane to buy a tuna sammich that someone else made.

Or buy a gas station sammich.

Bums make those sammiches. Bums make the food for food trucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 02:33 PM (hIntH)

127 Here I sit, corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM


Better than sitting, broken-hearted.

Posted by: Pfluggedup at August 11, 2021 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)

128 The Megan Rapinoe:

Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I read that in the Grinch's singing voice (Thurl Ravenscroft).

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (mD/uy)

129 Any chance Texas still has stocks to post in front of capital to put the vagrants into?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (znIQ9)

130 Form a posse and head 'em off at the pass.

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

131 Have you seen some of those women? You aren't dragging them anywhere
Posted by: W


two words

cattl

and

prod

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (bP9CR)

132 439 Dr Been, vax vs unvax. I found it compelling.

https://www.drbeen.com/corona-informations-center/
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 11, 2021 02:33 PM (YkawN)

Willowed. Definitely worth watching.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (YkawN)

133 "20 Until I see some dems frog marched in chains to the legislative chambers, I'll consider all of this as just more political theater.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (Fs5vw)"

It's all political theater until people start getting the rope, honestly. This particular issue is pretty low on the overall list.

Posted by: somedood at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (TZivQ)

134 Joe "Look at my fun fake briefcase that makes me look like I'm a real businessman!" Biden
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

I am a real businessman!
I drive an eighteen wheeler!
Just remember, Ass, Grass, or Cash! No one rides for free!

Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (Z32m1)

135 You have to be Insane to buy a tuna sammich that someone else made.



yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (bP9CR)

136 People aren't going to jail? How does that kind of arrest warrant work?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (buTO7)

137 Why the charade? If I don't show up at work for 31 days, it's pretty clear what happens.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (UMXod)

138 Heh

"Obamas didn't invite the Sussexes to Barack's 60th birthday party because 'they will go towards William' amid rift and can 'see through' the duchess, Prince Harry's biographer claims"

It appears grifters can spot each other a mile away.
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2021 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

I think Obama knows Markle used to be a yacht girl ($$ call girl equivalent) but mainly was worried she'd show up in the same blouse he planned to wear,

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

139 Any hard leftwing activist Democrat judge is a "Hawaiian judge."
--------
It is with trepidation that I edit the boss's comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (9Fwwf)

140 They should be arrested and placed in holding cells. Seriously.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (XSRBF)

141
I doubt there are going to be any good bouncing boobies there.
Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (vMCab)



I'm betting JTM has a gif for that......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Thanks for the explanation.

They should still be in jail.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (2JVJo)

143 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (bP9CR)

Rednecks and ghetto dwellers have similarities. One of them is a love for fried chicken. The other is social cohesion, along with a strong aversion to "smart" boys generally and government whiz kids in particular. Meanwhile, actual geniuses have the brain power (or specialized knowledge) to study this thing and stay the fuck away from the vax.

Midwits are the vast mass, and also the ones who justify their position with literally middling intelligence and government-approved "non-conformity."

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (pCvZk)

144 Drag them all in at once, human-centipede style ...
---
A chain gang. WAHH!!!!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2021 02:36 PM (sWM8x)

145 Joe "Look at my fun fake briefcase that makes me look like I'm a real businessman!" Biden
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

I am a real businessman!
I drive an eighteen wheeler!
Just remember, Ass, Grass, or Cash! No one rides for free!

Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (Z32m1)

He's a Jr. G-Man too!

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

146 Have you seen some of those women? You aren't dragging them anywhere

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2021 02:33 PM (FJYfm)

-----

Heh. Fortunately, we have Egyptian pyramid stone-dragging and -hoisting technology for that.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (GWDTR)

147 They should still be in jail.
Posted by: Mary


yeah, since how could that go wrong or be abused, ever

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (bP9CR)

148 Requiring TX voters to have a pulse, or to be actual TX residents, is voter suppression!!!
Posted by: Texas Dims at August 11, 2021 02:33 PM (k4dH2)


Yeah. Voter ID REALLY pissed em off......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Reading through the Twatter feed of Mr. Metokur's friend's friend, QuarantinedCoof, it sounds like the first day of Mike Lindell's three day event is a clusterfuck.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (DTX3h)

150 12 Before everyone starts dissing things Hawaiian, I'd like to point out that TFG wore a Hawaiian shirt at his recent birthday bash.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)


I think it was the NY Slimes that started claiming that hawaiian shirts were being worn as a symbol by white supremists, like the boogaloo boys. Wasn't all that long ago either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (F0YaR)

151 >The Megan Rapinoe:

Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Only at Subway!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)

Dude, that's a major party foul, lol

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (DXFDM)

152 ..Drag them all in at once, human-centipede style ..
Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (GWDTR)


Leg shackles, with attendant 12lb. steel ball on a 4' chain. They carry the ball when they shuffle into the Legislative Chambers, all shackled together as you said, in centipedian style.

All while being overseen by mounted Texas State Troopers in mirrored sunglasses, and all armed with canes in addition to their regular gear.

Optics? I gotcher "Optics", right'chere.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (QzJWU)

153
I think obama knows Markle used to be a yacht girl ($$ call girl equivalent) but mainly was worried she'd show up in the same blouse he planned to wear,
Posted by: LASue


Ha!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (hIntH)

154 Sounds like a "threat to democracy" if you aren't showing up to do the legislative job you were elected to do.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 11, 2021 02:17 PM (DB16e)


Speaking of jobs, are you now funemployed?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (Ez6QX)

155 . . . 'they will go towards William' amid rift " . . .
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2021


***
I'm guessing that's a typo, but I still can't quite make it out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (/XOcP)

156 120 Abbott will actually go through with rounding them up, but only IF he can find polling in the 95-100% range for it.

Otherwise...LMFAO
Posted by: Tasty Burger at August 11, 2021 02:32 PM (5DHVq)

I was disappointed to read over at LI that Abbott never enforced his executive order about shipping the infected invaders all throughout his state, so the TRO didn't really restrain anything. All hat and no cattle.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (YkawN)

157 People aren't going to jail? How does that kind of arrest warrant work?

This is serious business, mister!

Posted by: The GOPe at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (fFtVH)

158 I believe the warrant allows them to be put in custody and delivered to the floor of the legislture where they then will have a quorum

My church is across the street from the capital. I really hope I get to witness some resisting arrest by the maskless fatties.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

159 >If for nothing more, the pic of the graph is worth the read.

https://tinyurl.com/59nnk2s
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (bP9CR)

I love that meme so much.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (DXFDM)

160 Biden makes Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glenn Ross" look vigorous by comparison.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (5DHVq)

161 Lock them up.

Then bring articles of impeachment because they are lawless.

Then hold them for 6 months on unspecified charges based on their insurrection against the Texas government. Hold televised hearings from which will be excluded any Democrat that would speak against the imprisoning of the legislators.

Then offer 3 year minimum sentences if they plead guilty and agree to cooperate with authorities.

This is my threshold for good government.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 11, 2021 02:39 PM (YA914)

162 What's that?
Hawaiian noises
Bangin' on a bongo like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin'


Yeah, those figurative Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 02:39 PM (vcOmj)

163 136 People aren't going to jail? How does that kind of arrest warrant work?
Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (buTO7)



To be fair making a Democrat politician actually do their job is worse than jail to them.

Posted by: buzzion at August 11, 2021 02:39 PM (vMCab)

164 68 OK, I am a dumbass commenter, but if people "aren't going to jail," what is the use of an arrest warrant?
====

I think another commenter explained at the time that an arrest in this circumstance just means they are brought back to the capitol to discharge their legislative duties. There's no real jail involved.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:23 PM (fcxGJ)

yes, that's because there is no criminal offense involved. This action is roughly equivalent to a bench warrant, in which the police are authorized to go out and arrest someone and bring them before the issuer of the warrant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (trdmm)

165 The Megan Rapinoe:

Rancid tuna in a moldy taco with vinegar.

Only at Subway!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)

The "Rusty Taco" should sign her if Subway drops her. Thst seems like a good fit.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (cqAUI)

166 Enough Democrats are known to be back in Texas so that we only need 5 more to make a quorum. I've seen some hints that there may be more back here than the official count.

Some here complain about Texas Governor Abbott not being more like Florida Governor DeSantis.

That argument may have some merit but the simple fact is that the governorship in Texas is intentionally weak. In many situations, Texas County Commissioners have much more power than the governor. That's not a good thing with big blue counties, like Dallas County.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (QQ6wR)

167
Speaking of jobs, are you now funemployed?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 11, 2021


***
People keep talking about the extended Federal unemployment that is keeping so many from bothering to look for work. I checked my state's UI site, and they say the Federal programs arising from the pandemic hysteria (not their words) have ended. So it's pretty much the state for 26 weeks, and if you can get an extension that's great, but 6 months is it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (/XOcP)

168 I'm surprised that states don't have provisions that legislative seats can be declared abandoned if one doesn't show up to vote for a certain number of days that a session is called.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (DXFDM)

169 Joe Biden is the only President to carry around his teleprompters in a messenger bag.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (bCkNL)

170 Dade Phelan is as squishy as they come.

I'm shocked and suspicious.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (ePZfA)

171 Form a posse and head 'em off at the pass.
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (gmo/4)


"Head them off at the pass"?

I hate that cliche!

Posted by: Hedley (NOT Hedy) Lamarr at August 11, 2021 02:41 PM (Ez6QX)

172 This sexy, leggy, busty girl with curly hair and a necklace will point and laugh if the fleebaggers get rolled up and delivered to the legislature:
https://is.gd/YCxrGX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:41 PM (3p5uk)

173 Psaki: "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international community."

Good lord. I can imagine Psaki accidentally walking into the middle of a Cartel massacre, balling up her tiny fists, and yelling at the top of her voice, "What do you think this does for your image?"

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (UW2ZS)

174 Liberals gone wild. Let's put them back in their cages, please.

On that note:
Former Criminal Justice Professor Arrested for Allegedly Setting Fires Near Massive Dixie Fire

Maynard was arrested Saturday following an investigation that began July 20 and included a U.S. Forest Service agent placing a tracking device under his car after he had been stopped briefly by Susanville police on Aug. 3.
...
"Over the course of the last several weeks, Maynard has set a series of fires in the vicinity of the Lassen National Forest and Shasta Trinity National Forest...," [Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael] Anderson wrote in a detention memo. "The area in which Maynard chose to set his fires is near the ongoing Dixie fire, a fire which is still not contained despite the deployment and efforts of over 5,000 personnel.
...
[U.S. Magistrate Judge Kendall J.]suggested there may be mental issues at play and ordered him to remain in custody pending a hearing Wednesday.


breitbart - Um yeah, have you met a liberal who does not have mental issues?

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (2o90I)

175 This sexy, leggy, busty girl with curly hair and a necklace will point and laugh if the fleebaggers get rolled up and delivered to the legislature:
https://is.gd/YCxrGX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:41 PM (3p5uk)


She cute......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

176 PissHockey, the lying whore, is repeating the "Trump said to inject bleach" lie.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW)

177 get this... A Shoe/Sock drive at a McKeel Academy of Technology.

NEWS MAKER @NEWS_MAKER

Government giving mask breaks to the prols as rewards...
...
5th period won our class competition and will receive 30 minutes mask break tomorrow to celebrate, 5th period took 2nd place and will have a 25 minute mask break, and 2nd period took 3rd place and will have a 20 minute mask break.

https://tinyurl.com/4vttfvsh

So... masks are a joke and used as a punishment or reward? yea

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (2o90I)

178 Joe Mannix never disappoints.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (XSRBF)

179 Psaki: "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international community."


I award her no points.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

180 FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

well, we knew they were in on it

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (2o90I)

181 PissHockey, the lying whore, is repeating the "Trump said to inject bleach" lie.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW)
++++
Well, it's all they have.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (3p5uk)

182 So... masks are a joke and used as a punishment or reward? yea
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (2o90I)
++++
Hilarious. They said the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (3p5uk)

183 155 . . . 'they will go towards William' amid rift " . . .
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2021

***
I'm guessing that's a typo, but I still can't quite make it out.
___________

It means in the William/Kate vs. Harry/Megs fight, the Obummers will take the side of the people most likely to win in the end, the future king and queen of England, William & Kate.

Posted by: Texas Dims at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (k4dH2)

184
Arson to raise awareness of global warming!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (hIntH)

185 I'm surprised that states don't have provisions that legislative seats can be declared abandoned if one doesn't show up to vote for a certain number of days that a session is called
----------

I imagine that the fear is that such a provision would be abused. It similar to why the constitution protects legislators from arrest while working: the greater fear is that an executive might use arrests to prevent legislatures from voting a certain way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (ezqmI)

186 PissHockey, the lying whore, is repeating the "Trump said to inject bleach" lie.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW)
++++
Well, it's all they have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (3p5uk)

That and power

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (XvPQV)

187 ++++
Well, it's all they have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (3p5uk)


And none of the presstitutes called her out on it, either.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Can we not charge them with sedition and insurrection, due to their effort to prevent the Teas government from working?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (3D/fK)

189 This sexy, leggy, busty girl with curly hair and a necklace will point and laugh if the fleebaggers get rolled up and delivered to the legislature:
https://is.gd/YCxrGX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:41 PM (3p5uk)

Necklace?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (cSyAR)

190 This sexy, leggy, busty girl with curly hair and a necklace will point and laugh if the fleebaggers get rolled up and delivered to the legislature:
https://is.gd/YCxrGX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021


***
Mr. Mannix,

A great American thou art and shall ever be. Especially if you dig up a shot or two of one Ashley Tervort. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (/XOcP)

191
"Hawaiian" is a good euphemism for "not actually American."
Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (pCvZk)



Nuh, unh. We just had a two-term President from Haw...

Ohhhhhh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (n+4am)

192 Joe "Look at my fun fake briefcase that makes me look like I'm a real businessman!" Biden
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
I am a real businessman! I drive an eighteen wheeler!
Just remember, Ass, Grass, or Cash! No one rides for free!
Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:35 PM (Z32m1)

He's a Jr. G-Man too!
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 02:37 PM (gmo/4)


Damn Straight! Did I tell you about the time J. Edgar and I had the entire Barker Gang surrounded? I jumped up with my Tommy Gun and shot them all down ! BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!

We cleaned up Scranton in one night!

Posted by: Prezzy Joe Biden at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (Z32m1)

193 People keep talking about the extended Federal unemployment that is keeping so many from bothering to look for work. I checked my state's UI site, and they say the Federal programs arising from the pandemic hysteria (not their words) have ended. So it's pretty much the state for 26 weeks, and if you can get an extension that's great, but 6 months is it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 02:40 PM (/XOcP)


It's supposed to end the first week of September, but who the f*ck knows anymore? Look at the eviction moratorium.

Posted by: Hedley (NOT Hedy) Lamarr at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)

194 Tony Evans' Powerful Sermon, Surviving a Declining Culture, Preached on August 1, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rwqJjfJ-HE

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (JKRhe)

195 Whoops, off sock

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)

196 So I hear Texas, Florida and the unvaxxed in general are being blamed for the Delta variant. Which is weird because I distinctly recall the panic porn meant to scare us a few months ago identified it as from India. Has mentioning that been banned from social media yet?

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (MxEKc)

197
Bums make those sammiches. Bums make the food for food trucks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Bums make their own gravy, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (pNxlR)

198 Psaki: "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international community."

Good lord. I can imagine Psaki accidentally walking into the middle of a Cartel massacre, balling up her tiny fists, and yelling at the top of her voice, "What do you think this does for your image?"
Posted by: bonhomme


They might have trouble getting that loan from Deutshce Banke to develop infrastructure, or something like that.
Naughty, naughty Taliban
Yeah, that will work. Good job, Jen.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (vcOmj)

199 182 So... masks are a joke and used as a punishment or reward? yea
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (2o90I)
++++
Hilarious. They said the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (3p5uk)

Things COVID is capable of:
Identifying whether you're rioting for social justice or attending a motorcycle rally
Identifying which elementary school class won a competition
When I've reached my table at a restaurant
When I'm at an airport versus when I'm on the plane
When it's past 11 PM
Whether I'm in a big box store or at a mom and pop shop

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (KbCG3)

200 149 antisocial

If you watch the 20-30 minute clip of Dr. Frank on rumble, it was impressive, IMO. The rest of the event may be chaotic, but numbers are hard to dispute. Every county in each state he examined had the same exact demographic percentage for that state w voting registration close to 100%. Graphs were brutal.

Posted by: EveR at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (MUpk6)

201 D.C. just had a prison break. Three prisoners escaped.

https://bit.ly/3sbuB05

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (UW2ZS)

202 I'm sure the usual suspects are in high dudgeon over the high handed tactics of the TX GOP..

Of course, were the roles reversed, the usual clowns and sycophants would be congratulating the Democrats for playing hardball.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (xYLkR)

203 Whoops, off sock
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Anybody else watching the CyberSymp?

Posted by: f'd at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (Tnijr)

205 If eating at Subway leaves you pissed off and miserable than Rapinoe represented truth in advertising.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (cSyAR)

206 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (bP9CR)


Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (mbFEM)

207 https://legalinsurrection.com/loudoun teacher resigns i quit being a cog in a machine that pushes highly politicized agendas
https://tinyurl.com/p6rtfyzj

Please read this case, more should have the courage she has.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (znIQ9)

208 Good lord. I can imagine Psaki accidentally walking into the middle of a Cartel massacre, balling up her tiny fists, and yelling at the top of her voice, "What do you think this does for your image?"
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (UW2ZS)

"So... time for fun, else?"

"If I thought little boy bodies were hot, I'd be Bryan Singer."

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (pCvZk)

209 Late comment... purple cabbage coleslaw on the Rapinhoe.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (UHVv4)

210 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

Why did not resign immediately?

This smells of a scam forming to save his fat ass!!!!!!
Remember Cuomo ..... "Women do not lie about this". Didn't a famous Demoncrat say this previously ?

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (24+Vp)

211
He's a Jr. G-Man too!
Posted by: Archer
-------

I still have my badge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (CTJwJ)

212 If eating at Subway leaves you pissed off and miserable than Rapinoe represented truth in advertising.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:46 PM (cSyAR)
++++
Okay, I larfed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (3p5uk)

213 Wasn't it a bunch of Republican lawmakers from Oregon or Washington State that beat feat over some bullshit legislation and the governor sent the state police after them?

Democrats always play hard ball. Republicans always play T-ball.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (BFigT)

214 >Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (2o90I)

Drove through Susanville a few months ago. The forest northwest of town was already ravaged by a big wildfire a decade or so ago. It's heartbreaking that CA allows its forests to fall into utter mismanagement like this.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (DXFDM)

215 180 FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

now do fake masks

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (YK4Qh)

216 So I hear Texas, Florida and the unvaxxed in general are being blamed for the Delta variant. Which is weird because I distinctly recall the panic porn meant to scare us a few months ago identified it as from India. Has mentioning that been banned from social media yet?
Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2021 02:45 PM (MxEKc)


We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!!

What's YOUR truth?

- Joe "Front Hole Inspector" Biden

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

Why did not resign immediately?
-----

Many, many documents to be shredded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (CTJwJ)

218 Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM)


Daring, courageous, and willing to infect the rest of the world! Can you speak it, muthaf*cka?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 02:48 PM (vcOmj)

219 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.



Oh please. Sister-fucking? That's sick.

We're cousin-humpers. Not nearly as steeped in degeneracy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 02:48 PM (n+4am)

220 217 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

Why did not resign immediately?
-----

Many, many documents to be shredded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (CTJwJ)

========

Doesn't the NY governor have extreme plenary power in terms of doling out state government funds? Think that could have something to do with the delay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

221 I disagree with this. Those traitorous democrats SHOULD go to jail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (w5raC)

222 206 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (bP9CR)

I only fantasized about my sister. Never got past her beard

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (YK4Qh)

223
This sexy, leggy, busty girl with curly hair and a necklace will point and laugh if the fleebaggers get rolled up and delivered to the legislature:
https://is.gd/YCxrGX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)[i/]

She looks positively eager to be told about the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

224 Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM)

____________

Vaccine compliance is white supremacy!!!

Posted by: BLM spokes-idiot at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (k4dH2)

225 I know its risky to do overall but perhaps legislation that allows the body to go on with work despite a lack of quorum if some of its number flees the state would be a possible solution to shenanigans like this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

226 12 Before everyone starts dissing things Hawaiian, I'd like to point out that TFG wore a Hawaiian shirt at his recent birthday bash.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 02:15 PM

Saw somewhere that it was a $650 Fendi shirt. Pants were $1,750.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (qe5CM)

227 Weaponized Biden FBI Seizes Entire Bank Account of Conservative Talk Show Host After He Attended a Trump Rally

Conservative Talk Show host Nicholas J Fuentes

Is this true? Just saw the headlines.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (2o90I)

228 Rednecks and ghetto dwellers have similarities.
---------

"Black Jeopardy" with Tom Hanks was the most honest SNL has been in 20 years.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (kmxth)

229 Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM)


I think leadership from African American pro athletes like Henry Aaron or Marvin Hagler would really help.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 02:50 PM (vcOmj)

230 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.

And blacks... and hispanics... and atheists...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 02:50 PM (w5raC)

231 PissHockey, the lying whore, is repeating the "Trump said to inject bleach" lie.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW)


I believe her actual quote was "versions of poison."

Insert rolleyes emoji here.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 02:50 PM (mbFEM)

232 He's a Jr. G-Man too!
Posted by: Archer
-------

I still have my badge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------

Ironically, it is more credible than the current crop of fibbers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:50 PM (AytXr)

233 "Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?
Posted by: blaster"



White blacks

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2021 02:50 PM (MxEKc)

234 Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM)


Wait......so you're telling me John Legend has no bearing on the actions of the black community?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Many, many documents to be shredded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM (CTJwJ)

========

Don't forget the pardons, last minute EO's, and final patronage appointments.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (G0vdT)

236 Rednecks and ghetto dwellers have similarities.
---------

That's one of the points of Black Rednecks and White Liberals by Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (cSyAR)

237 So a Covid Vax pass is good for check cashing, airplane flights or a Morgage application now?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (znIQ9)

238 Answer: This is what skinny girls can do for you.

What is not a damn thing......

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (kmxth)

239 "104 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.
...
If for nothing more, the pic of the graph is worth the read.

https://tinyurl.com/59nnk2s
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 02:29 PM (bP9CR)"

This is a pretty well known phenomenon. It even has a few names. Although it's an interesting indictment of our society now that "sort of educated" now includes some graduate work.

Same pattern shows among my friends and family, with the PhD's saying "fuck no". All the docs also saying "fuck no" except some who work specifically with a lot of COVID patients.

My two cents here: Pfizer and Moderna spiking (if you will pardon the pun) their long term safety studies by vaccinating most of their control groups is a giant red flag. As if the pro-jab propaganda push with armies of shills and bots wasn't a big enough clue, especially on the tails of months of "Orangemanbad's vaccine is dangerous!'

Posted by: somedood at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (TZivQ)

240 "I walked to the capitol with hundreds of thousands of other people for a civil first amendment protected demonstration. I didn't participate in any violence or illegal criminal activity. So on the one hand I knew I had done nothing wrong but on the other hand, I knew that in this new country that we have, that doesn't necessarily protect you from law enforcement."

In the film, Fuentes noted that days later he noticed his credit card was declined for a subscription he signed up for. After checking his bank account, he found that his balance went from almost half a million dollars the day before, to zero dollars.

"I went through my transaction history and I saw a legal order that subtracted my entire bank balance," Fuentes said. "Both my credit cards and my entire checking account were frozen."


secede
let them play with themselves

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:51 PM (2o90I)

241 Illegals stacked like cordwood in a detention center.

https://bit.ly/3s68UPe

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)

242 FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

now do fake masks

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM


Now do fake ID's for illegals.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

243 Doesn't the NY governor have extreme plenary power in terms of doling out state government funds? Think that could have something to do with the delay?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)


The answer is always "because he could."

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (mbFEM)

244 >>>Wait......so you're telling me John Legend has no bearing on the actions of the black community?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt


Too busy watching his wife turn into Amy Schumer

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (XSRBF)

245 f'd I've been checking in now and again.

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (VDqwV)

246 "Two thirds of the black community remains un vaccinated. Where exactly do they fit on that spectrum?
Posted by: blaster"
------

As appealing targets for Walgreen ads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (AytXr)

247 Leftists are usually immune from Leftist laws, it's only WASPS who get charged with those.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (znIQ9)

248 The Senate moved to debate on the Democrats' filibuster-proof $3.5 trillion budget reconciliation proposal. The framework for the plan authorizing that level of federal spending passed in a 50-49 vote early Wednesday morning at 3:50am.


Golly gee whiz, guys! Those rascally democrats tricked us again! We had good faith debate on the bipartisan bill, then they just passed all of the other funding through reconciliation. Dagnabbit!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (3m8he)

249 FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

now do fake masks

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM


Now do fake ID's for illegals.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (JUOKG)


Fuck.

NOW DO ELECTION FRAUD.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

250 PissHockey, the lying whore, is repeating the "Trump said to inject bleach" lie.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW)
++++
Well, it's all they have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:43 PM (3p5uk)

That and power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 02:44 PM (XvPQV)

I wish someone would just say, prove it.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

251
Wait......so you're telling me John Legend has no bearing on the actions of the black community?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt


He's a Legend in his own mind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

252 You know what is the most common thing said after sex between anti-vaxers, "Get off me Pa. You're crushin' my smokes."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (w5raC)

253 230 There is an interesting story at ZH about vaccine hesitancy, essentially it is the redneck, sister fucking, retards and the PhDs that are most inclined to not get it.

And blacks... and hispanics... and atheists...
___________

And Dr. Robert Malone, inventor of the mRNA vaccine.

But respect the science, you sister-humping ignoramuses!

Posted by: BLM spokes-idiot at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (k4dH2)

254 Remember.... Hooker Harris (A semi-black woman) said she does not trust the Trump vaccine......... That the white man wants to exterminate innocent persons of color.

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (24+Vp)

255
Too busy watching his wife turn into Amy Schumer
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (XSRBF)


Fat, white and stupid?

Or is she stealing other people's material......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

256 248 The Senate moved to debate on the Democrats' filibuster-proof $3.5 trillion budget reconciliation proposal. The framework for the plan authorizing that level of federal spending passed in a 50-49 vote early Wednesday morning at 3:50am.


Golly gee whiz, guys! Those rascally democrats tricked us again! We had good faith debate on the bipartisan bill, then they just passed all of the other funding through reconciliation. Dagnabbit!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (3m8he)

=========

That's the vote on just advancing it? I now doubt it passes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

257 This is why you should not vote republican again, ever. It is all failure theater.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2021 02:53 PM (3m8he)

258 Hawaiian noises?

Posted by: Mark Knopfler at August 11, 2021 02:53 PM (QHmoO)

259 Not all blacks live in the ghetto.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (JKRhe)

260 >Wait......so you're telling me John Legend has no bearing on the actions of the black community?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt


Too busy watching his wife turn into Amy Schumer
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (XSRBF)

Amy Schumer's a pedophile?

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

261 I'm not in the least bit hesitant about not getting the vaccine. I'm what you might call adamant about not getting it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (ZXUb0)

262 FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

now do fake masks

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:47 PM

Now do fake ID's for illegals.

Fuck.

NOW DO ELECTION FRAUD.

We are going to need a bigger blog.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (w5raC)

263 Saw somewhere that it was a $650 Fendi shirt. Pants were $1,750.
Posted by: Moonbeam

It's easy to spend wildly when it's other people's money.

See also, our senators and representatives.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (mD/uy)

264 That's the vote on just advancing it? I now doubt it passe


It is a reconciliation bill. Only needs 50%

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (3m8he)

265 Not all blacks live in the ghetto.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (JKRhe)



Wait.....what?

This is not possible. I mean, they're just as smart as white kids, but......

Posted by: Democrats at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

266 >>>Fat, white and stupid?

Or is she stealing other people's material......
Posted by: Sponge


My guess is both.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (XSRBF)

267 Ben Had!

*fistbump*

No hesitation here either.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (JKRhe)

268
That's one of the points of Black Rednecks and White Liberals by Thomas Sowell.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Said book has earned the Hammer Stamp of Approval.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (AytXr)

269 264 That's the vote on just advancing it? I now doubt it passe


It is a reconciliation bill. Only needs 50%
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (3m8he)

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I don't think Manchin will vote for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

270 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Saw somewhere that it was a $650 Fendi shirt. Pants were $1,750.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2021 02:49 PM (qe5CM)

Fendi? No Uomo?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (uhPTO)

272 > FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

Just pretend to be illegal, they'll apologize for asking to see your vaccination card.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (UW2ZS)

273 That the white man wants to exterminate innocent persons of color.

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (24+Vp)


Minister Farrakhan is on the same page

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

274 Sowell says urban black culture is the same as poor white redneck culture, which is the same as the culture of Scotland and Northern England of 300 years ago.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (cSyAR)

275 We'll stop signing on to 3.5 trillion dollar spending bills when we have the White House, 400 seats in Congress, the FBI, 8 SC Justices, Hollywood, Anderson Cooper, Rosie O'Donnell, Sarah Jessica Parker and Pol Pot! Swearsies!!!

-The GOP

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (kmxth)

276 >>>Amy Schumer's a pedophile?
Posted by: LASue


Chuck probably bangs her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (XSRBF)

277 Ben Had!

*fistbump*

No hesitation here either.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (JKRhe)


Me three

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (UDJeD)

278 Can Republican Governors appoint a personal Gimp Judge, who can be kept in a crate in the basement of the Governor's mansion and brought out on demand to immediately countermand the Hawaiian Judges?

Posted by: No new sock at this time at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (TqhFo)

279 Psaki: "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international community."


They have, sweetie. They don't give a shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (ifUkZ)

280 That the white man wants to exterminate innocent persons of color.

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (24+Vp)

Minister Farrakhan is on the same page
Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM (DJFLF)



Kill all the white people. Then we'd be friends.

Posted by: Type O Negative at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

281 I know it's expected that the poison shots will get approved in September, which Fauci has said would lead to more people getting them.

How are they going to publicize the shots have been approved without cluing a lot of the clueless in that they took experimental shots that their government told them were perfectly safe, yet hadn't been approved yet?

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (FQWHA)

282 251
Wait......so you're telling me John Legend has no bearing on the actions of the black community?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

He's a Legend in his own mind.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

Well, considering his given name is John Roger Stephens, I'd say you've hit the nail right on the head.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (mdjgu)

283 This sexy, leggy, busty girl with curly hair and a necklace will point and laugh if the fleebaggers get rolled up and delivered to the legislature:
https://is.gd/YCxrGX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 02:41 PM (3p5uk)


Nope. Not my type.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (2JVJo)

284 I don't think Manchin will vote for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM


He already said he wont vote for it. It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (JUOKG)

285 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8xbT_4Q4qg

Unnecessary Violence Approved

Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (FhXTo)

286 *fistbump*

No hesitation here either.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (JKRhe)

Me three
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (UDJeD)



*fistbumps galore*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Not all blacks live in the ghetto.
Posted by: SMH
--------

Only a white supremacist would say shit like that.

Posted by: Patrisse Khan-Cullors at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (vOGqy)

288 A illegal caught with a fake ID won't even get a free ride to the police station I bet.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (znIQ9)

289 284 I don't think Manchin will vote for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:55 PM


He already said he wont vote for it. It's dead Jim.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 02:57 PM (JUOKG)

========

Congress hasn't passed a budget in almost 20 years. Why start now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

290 Jen Rubin comes out as anti-trans.

https://bit.ly/3CPHvWO

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (UW2ZS)

291 279 Psaki: "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international community."


They have, sweetie. They don't give a shit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (ifUkZ)

Also: Why is there still a Taliban after all the money we sent over there?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (Y5qcH)

292 >>>That the white man wants to exterminate innocent persons of color.

Posted by: James


The NFL is already doing that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (XSRBF)

293 Saw somewhere that it was a $650 Fendi shirt. Pants were $1,750.

Why would anyone spend that much on a Hawaiian shirt other than proving you can?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

294 They have, sweetie. They don't give a shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2021 02:56 PM (ifUkZ)

_____

Truth.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (xYLkR)

295 FBI: Fines, 5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards...

Fine with me. I'm still not getting the damned shot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (2JVJo)

296 This PATHOLOGIST brings up several common sense and logical points about the "vaccine." I highly suggest you watch the video.

https://tinyurl.com/2d98axj8

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (w5raC)

297 the dims never thought they could get the 3.5

they were just fishing

they will get 1.5 to 2

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 02:59 PM (YK4Qh)

298 Hmmm

What about an illegal with a fake vaccine passport?

Dilemma

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 02:59 PM (2o90I)

299 Say no to the clot shot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2021 02:59 PM (1SZn0)

300 Not all blacks live in the ghetto.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA



....The world is a ghetto....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

301
Jen Rubin comes out as anti-trans.

https://bit.ly/3CPHvWO
Posted by: bonhomme


Kiss yer ignorant ass bye-bye, Jen!
The wolves sent to eat you will arrive shortly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

302 Biden to OPEC: "Please sir, can I have some more?"

https://bit.ly/3s7nl5H

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (UW2ZS)

303 Psaki: "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international community."


Jen, they have assessed this and want to kill the international community, mostly.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (MxEKc)

304 We need to bring back stocks in the town square.

Add rotten tomatoes and a few golf balls for good measure.

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (x6uUk)

305 SMH, Sponge and Jordan--united we stand!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (ZXUb0)

306 Jen Rubin comes out as anti-trans.

https://bit.ly/3CPHvWO

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (UW2ZS)

That's weird because I think xher transition is coming along fabulously!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (w5raC)

307 274 Sowell says urban black culture is the same as poor white redneck culture, which is the same as the culture of Scotland and Northern England of 300 years ago.
___________

The Appalachian regions of the U.S. were settled in pre-revolutionary days by mainly Scots-Irish folks, and they are still prevalent there. Lots of similarities in the cultures: rugged and tough fighters, fiercely loyal to their tribes, suspicious of outsiders, resistant to authorities, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (k4dH2)

308 >Oh please. Sister-fucking? That's sick.

We're cousin-humpers. Not nearly as steeped in degeneracy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 02:48 PM (n+4am)


"I guess she's my cousin, but she needs some sweet lovin' anyway."


-The Dead South

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (sjdRT)

309 Jen Rubin comes out as anti-trans.

https://bit.ly/3CPHvWO
Posted by: bonhomme

she wants that lane all to herself

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (YK4Qh)

310 Texas County Commissioners have much more power than the governor
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The legislature reigns supreme, though, right???


Serious question.

Posted by: lurk at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (MIODZ)

311 I'm not in the least bit hesitant about not getting the vaccine. I'm what you might call adamant about not getting it.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 02:54 PM (ZXUb0)
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"Staunch." I refer to myself as "staunch" on the matter.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (ePZfA)

312 Jen Rubin comes out as anti-trans.

https://bit.ly/3CPHvWO

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (UW2ZS)

She'll return to living as a small, dim-witted man?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (uhPTO)

313 "The Taliban also has to make an assessment about what they want their role to be in the international cothmmunity."


art critics

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (bP9CR)

314 SMH, Sponge and Jordan--united we stand!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (ZXUb0)



Shoulder to sholder.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

315 *shoulder

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Kiss yer ignorant ass bye-bye, Jen!
The wolves sent to eat you will arrive shortly!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

How are we more in touch with this stupid shit than these ignoramuses. Ignorami?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (kmxth)

317 A while back when the chinademic started I had a lefty friend I knew for 10 years who told me that the FBI was Trumplandia and all republicans so if they are going after Trump it was because he really did break the law and was a criminal. Also Mueller is a conservative Republican too.

And thus began my great purge of all my lefty friends both in real life and social media.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (hQVBP)

318 It's funny because after Ann Coulter, Jen Rubin is the most passible tranny on the national stage.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (QU5/8)

319 > Also: Why is there still a Taliban after all the money we sent over there?

Because devout Muslims are sleeper radicals who only need a tiny push to become bloodthirsty murderers?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (UW2ZS)

320 so has abott snt meal team six out to get these guys?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (bP9CR)

321 Jen, they have assessed this and want to kill the international community, mostly.
____________

Not all of it, just all the white, western, non-Muslim parts of the international community.

Posted by: Taliban spokes-killer at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (k4dH2)

322 "The area in which Maynard chose to set his fires is near the ongoing Dixie fire,"


He is auditioning for that BLM management position. "current candidate only spiked trees, I burned down thousands of acres of forest". This should work with the current reign of terror junta.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (Cus5s)

323 We're cousin-humpers. Not nearly as steeped in degeneracy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 02:48 PM (n+4am)

"I guess she's my cousin, but she needs some sweet lovin' anyway."
-The Dead South
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 11, 2021 03:01 PM (sjdRT)
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If'n she ain't no good for her OWN family, why'n you think she's any good for OURS?

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (ePZfA)

324 308 >Oh please. Sister-fucking? That's sick.

you get a glimpse of my sis's ankles after she's had her beard groomed

like , wow

even my goat wants a piece of her

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (YK4Qh)

325 Kiss yer ignorant ass bye-bye, Jen!
The wolves sent to eat you will arrive shortly!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

How are we more in touch with this stupid shit than these ignoramuses. Ignorami?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 03:02 PM (kmxth)

Even us morons have IQs north of 80.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (w5raC)

326 Now do fake ID's for illegals.
-----------------------------------
Obama's got one of those too!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (UHVv4)

327
Couldn't they just hold them in jail for little bit? Like, maybe with some cannibal who got busted for raping a grizzly bear at the zoo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2021 03:03 PM (JN3xP)

328 reposting from the wee hours of the JJ post
Ran Israeli @RanIsraeli
New concerning results, Israel 2021 (Prof. Retsef Levi) MDA Emergency calls:
25% increase in Cardiac arrests & Heart attacks (16-29).
83.6% increase in Heart attacks (Women 20-29).
According to the study, this increase was correlated with Mass vaccination.
https://tinyurl.com/y4dyktta
Deaths in Israel 2020 (0-19)->21% lower compared to previous years.
Deaths in Israel 2021 (0-19)->low at the peak of the pandemic (Jan-Feb).
Since then? ~35% (10-19) got vaccinated,
+we had more deaths (0-19)&Cardiac arrests.

At least 30% of them were exposed before vaccination!
This might be the issue. Not only is the vaccine dangerous, but supposedly those that had covid before vaccine rollout are in more danger once getting it. This is what I am waiting for - long term results. A year out, what will we find in those vaccinated?

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (2o90I)

329 YouTube Suspends Rand Paul for Questioning Cloth Mask Effectiveness

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Well, what did he expect? Sumbitch told the truth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (d9FiS)

330 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

Why did not resign immediately?


All that art and silverware in the governor's mansion ain't gonna just pack itself, ya know.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (nfrXX)

331 Jenn Rubin doesn't like trains?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (cSyAR)

332 President Joe Biden's administration is attempting to block China's efforts to establish a military base in the Middle East by warning regional powers that such a partnership with Beijing would jeopardize their security relationship with the United States.

August's payment to "The Big Guy" must be late

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

333 Just got suspended by those fucks at twitter for threatening China because they released the Virus, but Iran can threaten Israel and Jews and nothing. Wait till my 11 hour suspension is over, I am going for revenge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (IHyjr)

334 Not sure how one could tell if a vaccination card was legit or not. Color? Texture? What? I've seen several in the wild and they all looked a bit different in that some had stickers with the vax info, some were typed, but most were hand written.

I've no idea if they were all legit or all fake. Don't really care either, but I'd still like to know how someone would know the difference.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (BFigT)

335
The Appalachian regions of the U.S. were settled in pre-revolutionary days by mainly Scots-Irish folks, and they are still prevalent there. Lots of similarities in the cultures: rugged and tough fighters, fiercely loyal to their tribes, suspicious of outsiders, resistant to authorities, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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[eyes copy of John Campbell's 'The Southern Highlander and His Homeland' on the bookshelf]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (ELgVT)

336 "Wait.....what?

This is not possible. I mean, they're just as smart as white kids,"

Like hell they are!!

Posted by: Oregon State Board of Education at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (3D/fK)

337 Well...the bear was asking for it.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (oy1++)

338 So more of Hunter Biden's idiocy has been exposed from a 3rd laptop? Shock and awe and a Martha Vineyard shuffle!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (bCkNL)

339 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation?

So he can get his security deposit back.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (QU5/8)

340 "5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards"

yeah, probably better to just flash your library card, with maybe a five spot folded up with it? ... (might not work on the job, but good for going to a restaurant?)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (Cus5s)

341 Not all of it, just all the white, western, non-Muslim parts of the international community.

**********

Does that include Karens? I think we can work something out here.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (hQVBP)

342 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

Why did not resign immediately?

All that art and silverware in the governor's mansion ain't gonna just pack itself, ya know.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (nfrXX)

Take the fucking chairs, Andy!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (1SZn0)

343 I know it's expected that the poison shots will get approved in September, which Fauci has said would lead to more people getting them.

How are they going to publicize the shots have been approved without cluing a lot of the clueless in that they took experimental shots that their government told them were perfectly safe, yet hadn't been approved yet?
Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2021


***
They'll pretend the shots have always been approved, just like that war with Eastasia.

Or that it was "Trump's FDA" that blocked the approval.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 03:06 PM (/XOcP)

344 Jenn Rubin doesn't like trains?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (cSyAR)

Be kind to the guy behind you. Always tell the train "I love you."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 03:06 PM (w5raC)

345 YouTube Suspends Rand Paul for Questioning Cloth Mask Effectiveness

-
Well, what did he expect? Sumbitch told the truth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (d9FiS)

The truth gets you 7 in the cooler.

Posted by: YouTube Trust and Safety at August 11, 2021 03:06 PM (uhPTO)

346 > Why would anyone spend that much on a Hawaiian shirt other than proving you can?

No idea. You can get a nice, silk Tommy Bahama camp shirt for like $120.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:06 PM (UW2ZS)

347 I hope that was a top of the line designer messenger bag senile Joe was carrying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)

348 I know what the Taliban wants as their world position
Take over the entire world at turn it into the world Caliphate.

It ain't that fkin hard to see

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 03:07 PM (znIQ9)

349 Pfffft.

I faced a death sentence in 12 systems.

Posted by: Dr. Cornelius Evazan, Mos Eisley cantina at August 11, 2021 03:07 PM (4I/2K)

350 342 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

cause he thought, "what is the dumbest thing I could do ?"

and then he did it

Posted by: Taliban at August 11, 2021 03:07 PM (YK4Qh)

351 "5 Years In Prison Possible For Those Using Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Cards"

Better to just shoot the arresting FIB agent. The consequences would be less.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 03:07 PM (w5raC)

352 335
The Appalachian regions of the U.S. were settled in pre-revolutionary days by mainly Scots-Irish folks, and they are still prevalent there. Lots of similarities in the cultures: rugged and tough fighters, fiercely loyal to their tribes, suspicious of outsiders, resistant to authorities, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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[recollects dating girls at Flora McDonald College] https://tinyurl.com/4tk6se7v

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (ELgVT)

353 YouTube Suspends Rand Paul for Questioning Cloth Mask Effectiveness ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (d9FiS)
++++
I was always taught that the word should be "efficacy." Is there a difference between "efficacy" and "effectiveness" and if so, which is correct?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (3p5uk)

354 No idea. You can get a nice, silk Tommy Bahama camp shirt for like $120.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:06 PM (UW2ZS)

They're all made by the same Chinese children, no sense paying extra for some homo's name on it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (UuD2k)

355 I was disappointed to read over at LI that Abbott never enforced his executive order about shipping the infected invaders all throughout his state, so the TRO didn't really restrain anything. All hat and no cattle.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 11, 2021 02:38 PM (YkawN)


Federal judge in El Paso said they couldn't. We still haven't reached the point where pubbies will ignore judges.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (EjmvJ)

356
Not sure how one could tell if a vaccination card was legit or not. Color? Texture? What? I've seen several in the wild and they all looked a bit different in that some had stickers with the vax info, some were typed, but most were hand written.


Like the virus (apparently), the vaxx cards have "variants", too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (pNxlR)

357 Why did Cuomo give a two week notice of his resignation ?

Why did not resign immediately?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (bP9CR)

358 Stop insulting my sister-cousin-aunt, you guys!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (UHVv4)

359 I wish the world was a Vampirella.

Posted by: Billy Corgan at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (QHmoO)

360 Politico has an article on Abbott out now, and it's fairly sympathetic; meaning that it's pretty down-the-middle on him.

https://tinyurl.com/4npxcby4
(links to Outline, not Politico)

Basically, he's a political creature that doesn't get pinned down on an issue until he's absolutely forced to do so. In a way, I can live with someone like that because he responds to pressure. As long as conservatives keep threatening to primary him, he'll do what they need him to do.

I were a Texas voter I would toss him aside for Alan West in a NY minute, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (mdjgu)

361 How does the vaccine get FDA approval by September when the normal process takes five years minimum to determine long term effects?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (hQVBP)

362 [recollects dating girls at Flora McDonald College] https://tinyurl.com/4tk6se7v
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 03:08 PM (ELgVT)

You were just around the corner from me...

Posted by: golfman at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (W145b)

363 Did I miss where all incarcerated persons will be forced to take the vaccine?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (ZXUb0)

364 It ain't that fkin hard to see
Posted by: Skip
-----

You're not sophisticated enough to understand international diplomacy.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (pbStR)

365 Nearly 8% of Muslims in the survey reported a suicide attempt in their lifetime compared with 6% of Catholics, 5% of Protestants and 3.6% of Jewish respondents.

That's not suicide .. it's Jihad

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

366 "more of Hunter Biden's idiocy has been exposed from a 3rd laptop? "

hopefully ...

Trump Lies ... "and Mexico will Pay for It" (the wall)

Biden Lies ... "I have no knowledge/involvement in Hunter's business, or his billion $ deals with China, or Ukraine"

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (Cus5s)

367 yeah, probably better to just flash your library card, with maybe a five spot folded up with it? ... (might not work on the job, but good for going to a restaurant?)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021


***
If I've got to bribe the hostess with *another* $5 on top of the already outrageous dinner prices, never mind, I'm eating at home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (/XOcP)

368 They don't need manchin when they have dirty Pierre, murky, thune, tillis....

Hell McConnells strategery would be to vote for it and force Harris to break the tie. That would give them what-for!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2021 03:10 PM (3m8he)

369 "but they got to come back to work."

Nice. Texas Republican speaking Ebonics.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 11, 2021 03:10 PM (Bmy3R)

370 How does the vaccine get FDA approval by September when the normal process takes five years minimum to determine long term effects?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (hQVBP)


SHUT UP!!!

Posted by: Biden's FDA at August 11, 2021 03:10 PM (w5raC)

371 You were just around the corner from me...
Posted by: golfman
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Name hints at Southern Pines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 03:10 PM (pbStR)

372 Scotland County, N.C.


Spend some time in the small cemeteries reading headstones.

Very interesting times back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (3D/fK)

373 Report: Syria Has Lost Over 60 Percent of Its Christians in the Past Decade

-
Well, where did you last put them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (d9FiS)

374
How does the vaccine get FDA approval by September when the normal process takes five years minimum to determine long term effects?
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger


"New science"!

Do try to keep up!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (pNxlR)

375 " This is what I am waiting for - long term results. A year out, what will we find in those vaccinated?
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (2o90I)"

That's one of the goals of the pro-jab frenzy; they have to cover their ass by eliminating the control group allowing long term comparisons.

They already eliminated the control groups in the actual pharma studies by vaccinating almost all of them as soon as the EUA came down.

Posted by: somedood at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (TZivQ)

376 The GOP groups of two Wyoming counties have both voted to no longer recognize Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) as a member of the Republican Party, the latest moves against the congresswoman months after she voted to impeach former President Trump.

Martin Kimmet, the chairman of the Park County Republicans, wrote in a Thursday letter to Cheney, "You will no longer be recognized as the official Republican Congressional Representative by the Park County Republican Party," according to the Casper Star-Tribune.

The Carbon County Republicans followed this move by voting unanimously to back a formal resolution denouncing Cheney.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

377 You were just around the corner from me...
Posted by: golfman at August 11, 2021 03:09 PM (W145b)
++++
:: channels sponge ::
You asked for it ....

https://youtu.be/_XwOeJW_9HU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (3p5uk)

378 Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:00 PM (UW2ZS)

Oh, so now he's unhappy with who he voted for. *spit*

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 03:12 PM (VDqwV)

379 Its not an encouraging sign when Abbott will only do something conservative when he is pressured to do something conservative.

That tells me he is not one to rise to the occasion and innately stand up for conservative rights

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:13 PM (hQVBP)

380 " This is what I am waiting for - long term results. A year out, what will we find in those vaccinated?
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 03:04 PM (2o90I)"

That's one of the goals of the pro-jab frenzy; they have to cover their ass by eliminating the control group allowing long term comparisons.

They already eliminated the control groups in the actual pharma studies by vaccinating almost all of them as soon as the EUA came down.

Posted by: somedood at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (TZivQ)

Watch this: https://tinyurl.com/2d98axj8

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 03:13 PM (w5raC)

381 A former college professor was ordered held in jail on Tuesday on the suspicion that he set blazes near the massive Dixie fire in California.

Gary Stephen Maynard, 47, was arrested on Saturday and is currently in Sacramento County Main Jail after he was charged with "willfully setting fire to any timber, underbrush, or grass upon lands owned by the United States," an affidavit states.

This is the greatest attack in America since the Peloponnesian War.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

382 Martin Kimmet, the chairman of the Park County Republicans, wrote in a Thursday letter to Cheney, "You will no longer be recognized as the official Republican Congressional Representative by the Park County Republican Party," according to the Casper Star-Tribune.

The Carbon County Republicans followed this move by voting unanimously to back a formal resolution denouncing Cheney.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

They must have gotten an earful from their membership on this. Sounds like an extinction-level event for the WY GOP if they don't make these meaningless gestures to get out in front of it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2021 03:14 PM (mdjgu)

383 Oh, so now he's unhappy with who he voted for. *spit*
Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021


***
One of my writing group members, whom I've written about before, is a Bernie Bro and rabid anti-Trumpite. If he starts in with "Man, gas and food prices are ridiculous!", he's gonna get an earful of "You voted for it, live with it!" from me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2021 03:14 PM (/XOcP)

384 "People aren't going to jail," Republican state Rep. Mayes Middleton said, "but they got to come back to work."


Fuck. That. Shit.

4am SWAT raids and when they reach for their glasses, light their asses up claiming they were reaching for a weapon.

You only have to shoot one.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2021 03:14 PM (sNYFR)

385 The Carbon County Republicans followed this move by voting unanimously to back a formal resolution denouncing Cheney.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

I don't even know what to think about this stuff anymore. I mean I guess "I don't GAF"????

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 03:14 PM (kmxth)

386
Spend some time in the small cemeteries reading headstones.

Very interesting times back in the day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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We have a family cemetery in Robeson county.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (ELgVT)

387 334 I've no idea if they were all legit or all fake. Don't really care either, but I'd still like to know how someone would know the difference.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 03:05 PM (BFigT)

My guess is that there is a national data base (although I believe that's illegal, these people don't obey the law)

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (jMEOg)

388 Name hints at Southern Pines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 03:10 PM (pbStR)

Further south. Been by the college many times. A convenient shortcut around main street Red Springs.

Posted by: golfman at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (W145b)

389 > They're all made by the same Chinese children, no sense paying extra for some homo's name on it.

Bullshit. The nearly impossible trick when dealing with China is to get consistent, high quality goods. They'll try every trick in the book, and some new ones you've never heard of, in order to ship you shoddy goods. It doesn't matter what resource you're buying from them, they'll hook you into a deal with high quality shit, then start slipping in shit quality goods on the very next shipment.

When you buy something like Tommy Bahama, you're buying the name, yes, but you're MOSTLY buying their supply chain management's ability to keep watch on the quality of goods being shipped to them, and cracking the whip every time the supplier tries to fuck them.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (UW2ZS)

390 Hawaiian judges should be required to wear floral print robes. That way no one would be surprised when they pull a ruling out of their rear end.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (uWF4x)

391 Rail advocates say that while transportation provisions in the Senate-passed infrastructure bill passed are an important first step, far more is needed to address both carbon emissions and gaps in public transit.

The bipartisan bill passed Tuesday includes $66 billion for intercity rail transportation, which the White House has touted as "the largest federal investment in passenger rail since the creation of Amtrak," as well as $39 billion for public transit in general.

The majority of the rail funds will go to Amtrak, instead of building out high-speed rail, a major wish-list item for climate and rail proponents.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

392 379 Its not an encouraging sign when Abbott will only do something conservative when he is pressured to do something conservative.

That tells me he is not one to rise to the occasion and innately stand up for conservative rights
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:13 PM (hQVBP)

Absolutely correct. However, Saul Alinsky wrote that it is not enough to put your preferred candidate into office. You need to continually keep pressuring them to do what you elected them to do. Setting it and forgetting it is a losing strategy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2021 03:16 PM (mdjgu)

393 Report: Syria Has Lost Over 60 Percent of Its Christians in the Past Decade

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Well, where did you last put them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


In the ground.
--Syria

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2021 03:16 PM (sNYFR)

394 Big Tech is now the 1st Amendment police.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 03:16 PM (znIQ9)

395 Its not an encouraging sign when Abbott will only do something conservative when he is pressured to do something conservative. ...
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 03:13 PM (hQVBP)
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Only being conservative under pressure is classic, old-school GOP behavior.

That's still quite a lot better than new-school GOP behavior, which is never being conservative no matter what.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2021 03:17 PM (3p5uk)

396 "If I've got to bribe the hostess with *another* $5 on top of the already outrageous dinner prices, never mind, I'm eating at home." wolfus

New Orleans might be less strict ... I do worry that FIB is going to follow JJ in NY, when he goes to a nice restaurant. (since JJ has celebrity status for the resistance ) FBI will probably be out trying to entrap Trump voters at rallies, selling fake cards.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 03:17 PM (Cus5s)

397 The bipartisan bill passed Tuesday includes $66 billion for intercity rail transportation

Warren Buffet smiles... and laughs while counting his money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2021 03:17 PM (w5raC)

398 John Legend Called Out For Hypocrisy of Lecturing Americans on Wearing Masks While Attending Obama's Maskless Birthday Bash

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Say it ain't so, John!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 03:17 PM (d9FiS)

399 rickb223, might have to make that two. They are slow learners.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 03:17 PM (ZXUb0)

400 rickb223, might have to make that two. They are slow learners.
Posted by: Ben Had



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2021 03:18 PM (sNYFR)

401 Get back to work, Dems, or lose your bribes.

Posted by: Corporate Interests at August 11, 2021 03:18 PM (3fR4G)

402 I don't even know what to think about this stuff anymore. I mean I guess "I don't GAF"????
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 03:14 PM (kmxth)

It all seems like flailing theater, empty actions meant to make people feel better or release frustrated energy, all the while as the Left grinds its figurative tanks through our streets and goes door to door through our culture.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 11, 2021 03:18 PM (H8QX8)

403 nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 03:19 PM (XvPQV)

404 "We have a family cemetery in Robeson county."

Mrs VIA has ancestors buried in Laurinburg in a small cemetery.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 11, 2021 03:19 PM (3D/fK)

405 176 PissHockey, the lying whore, is repeating the "Trump said to inject bleach" lie.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW)

They are losing the faithful, and falling back on BUT TRUMP yet again. Hopefully it will work on fewer fools as time goes by. It will be interesting if we find that Pfizer causes as many side effects as JnJ, but is less effective. Trump criticized Pfizer for making hay out of the JnJ clot reports. Be interesting if he was right about that too.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 11, 2021 03:19 PM (YkawN)

406 Halifax county in NC has some old cemeteries. Pretty neat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2021 03:19 PM (1SZn0)

407 Rep. Jim Jordan: Why Did FBI Probe Conservative Women's Group?

Republican Representative Jim Jordan (Ohio) today demanded the FBI explain why the federal agency investigated Concerned Women of America for financial crimes merely because an online rating service ranked the charity as "underperforming," after a libertarian think tank released a redacted document regarding the investigation.

In a letter to FBI Director Christopher Wray , Jordan said, "This document raises serious questions about the FBI's targeting of domestic civil society organizations on the basis of a third-party opinion, and not any credible allegation of a crime."


This is the trend. Hire people who hate you. Call them factcheckers or what have you, then release the venom and put a target on their backs.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 11, 2021 03:20 PM (2o90I)

408 That's one of the goals of the pro-jab frenzy; they have to cover their ass by eliminating the control group allowing long term comparisons.

They already eliminated the control groups in the actual pharma studies by vaccinating almost all of them as soon as the EUA came down.

Posted by: somedood at August 11, 2021 03:11 PM


No control group, no permanent approval. That's the rules but I am sure they will ignore them, and when the long term side effects start popping up, well hey you paid your money, you took your chances. You fvcked up, you listened to us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 03:20 PM (JUOKG)

409 "If I've got to bribe the hostess with *another* $5 on top of the already outrageous dinner prices, never mind, I'm eating at home." wolfus

New Orleans might be less strict ... I do worry that FIB is going to follow JJ in NY, when he goes to a nice restaurant. (since JJ has celebrity status for the resistance ) FBI will probably be out trying to entrap Trump voters at rallies, selling fake cards.
Posted by: illiniwek

Those calling for vaccine passports are the same ones that called for lockdowns.
The people restaurants will be excluding are the same ones that kept you open during the lockdowns. Think about that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2021 03:20 PM (sNYFR)

410
The Carbon County Republicans followed this move by voting unanimously to back a formal resolution denouncing Cheney.
Posted by: SMOD


Carbon based life forms stay away from my vger!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 11, 2021 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

411 Sunni Wells, Actress Who Accused Bill Cosby of Assault, Dead at 72

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Yet the dude abides.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 03:22 PM (d9FiS)

412 How unserious are people? Had a guy provide for his collection of Tommy Bahama shirts in his Will.

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 03:22 PM (VDqwV)

413 When you buy something like Tommy Bahama, you're buying the name, yes, but you're MOSTLY buying their supply chain management's ability to keep watch on the quality of goods being shipped to them, and cracking the whip every time the supplier tries to fuck them.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 03:15 PM (UW2ZS)

TB quality has gone into the sh*tter, seems like just in the last 2 years.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 11, 2021 03:22 PM (YkawN)

414 OK, I am a dumbass commenter, but if people "aren't going to jail," what is the use of an arrest warrant?

When is somebody going to put these assholes behind bars?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

How would there be a quorum with members in jail? Besides, what crime did they commit? Wouldn't it make sense for Texas to change the rules so that the quorum # is reduced by any members who voluntarily avoid attending?

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 11, 2021 03:23 PM (KAi1n)

415 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 11, 2021 03:24 PM (khAeP)

416 Yo Hooker Harris: I aint's no way tired. I come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy.

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 03:24 PM (24+Vp)

417 Is Mis Hum's pet morons contact at protonmail or geemail?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 11, 2021 03:26 PM (VcFUs)

418 Hang 'em.

Posted by: sidney at August 11, 2021 03:26 PM (+fjIe)

419 Sign on outer door of Post Office: Masks recommended for the safety of others.

Sign inside lobby: Masks required. Social distance 6'.
No more than two people inside lobby at a time.

Here we go. Whee!

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 03:26 PM (S1hrL)

420 Jen Rubin comes out as anti-trans.

https://bit.ly/3CPHvWO
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 02:58 PM (UW2ZS)

Sbe accurately saw them as serious competition.

Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2021 03:26 PM (pCvZk)

421 Is that traitorous bitch on the Subway Commercials a Natural Purple Head ???

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 03:26 PM (24+Vp)

422 Should I GAF about those TX Democrats getting arrested?

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 03:27 PM (S1hrL)

423 Lol
I don't think anyone can be arrested for refusing to work

Posted by: Kurt at August 11, 2021 03:53 PM (OmE1Y)

424 Jim NSD I lived In Singapore. Their justice is definitely swift!

Posted by: AnnaS at August 11, 2021 03:55 PM (BN/jk)

425 423 Lol
I don't think anyone can be arrested for refusing to work
Posted by: Kurt at August 11, 2021 03:53 PM (OmE1Y)

They can if you are duly elected representatives of the TX Legislature. It's been that way forever.

And by the way, Mr. Phelan helped start this business by announcing immediately after Election Day 2020 that he secured the Speaker's chair with enough votes of HR members, to include Dems...the minority party, 83-67. So now he's in hock to them and all of this behavior is a deep surprise to him. Mr. Phelan thought they would all be nice to him when he rewarded some of them committee chairmanships!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 11, 2021 04:00 PM (DJu5c)

426 I fully expect at some time that Judge Kamehameha of the Honolulu Kamehameha's will do something to overturn Abbott's legislature defunding , he hasn't done it yet but I don't think it goes into effect til Sept. 1st so plenty of time, I think I read that it doesn't even defund the Congress commies themselves but just all the various staff and minions.

Posted by: the Chicken of Depression at August 11, 2021 04:06 PM (YBLgY)

427
"You spin me round, like a record baby..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 02:24 PM (s2VJv)


kicks Razormaid white label 12" of "you spin me round" back under the record rack...

Posted by: the Chicken of Depression at August 11, 2021 04:26 PM (YBLgY)

428 Dade Phelan needs to go. He encouraged the fleebaggers to go. Took chair away from only one of them when they did. AND was a the biggest blocker of the conservative agenda during the regular session. Come on Beaumont: dump him.

Posted by: itsacookbook at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (yPxXc)

429 @428: Ditto.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (cjlB3)

430 Don't be tricked by Gregg Abbott and just as much by Dade Phelan and Lt. Gov. Patrick here in Texas. All 3 are NEOCON FRAUDS. Do your damn research for once America and ask yourself WHY a hard core MAGA like Col. Allen West and also Don Huffines are running against Abbott. Find the facts. We're losing this Country because of the massive stupidity of far too many with the Right to vote.

Posted by: 60gunuh at August 11, 2021 08:26 PM (48/oJ)

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