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Quick Hits: It's a Woke World After All Edition

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The Atlantic says that Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants will step down as Speaker of the House next year.

"Sometime in the not-so-distant future, probably after next year's midterm elections, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will announce that she's stepping down" the Laurene Powell Jobs-owned publication wrote.

"Her top deputies... aspire to her job, but they're also in their early 80s, and most Democrats in and out of Congress are counting on them to step aside too. Of course, they all have stock responses denying that anyone is ever going anywhere," the article continued. "But the day is coming."

"Democratic members of Congress won't talk about any of this publicly, as if Pelosi might suddenly appear and pull their hearts from their chests," Atlantic added before offering their elevator pitch for the next House speaker. "Pretty much every Democrat in Congress and beyond is confident that Representative Hakeem Jeffries of New York will be the next speaker of the House, if Democrats manage to hold on to their majority next year."

DC Comics is making Robin gay.

No, not Dick Grayson. He hasn't been Robin in decades.

No, not Jason Todd. He also hasn't been Robin in decades.

No, not Damien Wayne, the current Robin.

No, they're doing what they always do: they take a minor character and turn him gay.

He didn't used to be a minor character. He used to really be Robin. But Tim Drake, the Robin from the 90s, basically got ejected from the Batman timeline due to DC's half-assed reboot attempt. (They couldn't make a 30 year old Batman work while claiming four different Robins served under him, and Tim Drake got the boot.)

So DC doesn't know what to do with him.

So, of course, they made him gay, despite a previous history of unblemished heterosexuality.

There's one more wrinkle to this:

Tim Drake was popular partly because he was... the evangelical Christian Robin.

He was a believer, and belief was central to him.

So once again, whether by coincidence or design, a character associated with the conservative Christian right is made gay. Just as Marvel recently decided that Starlord -- played by conservative Christian Chris Pratt -- is gay too.

You'd almost think there is some agenda at work.

But they'll get their Smoosh Clicks from Buzzfeed and Vice and the Mary Sue and Salon and Slate and all the other clickbait promoters.

And that's all that matters.


Bonhomme sent the below clip. Biden appears to walk past the door, then back to it, after a secret service agent intercepts him from wandering around like an Alzheimer's patient lost in a Walmart parking lot.

Joe Biden is a Russian Agent:

This pyrsyn is employed by the US Navy to "create a task force" "decolonize" their training and education "using an intersectional anti-racist feminist liberatory framework."

So many norms are being restored. Thanks, NeverTrump! Thanks, Conservative, Inc.!

Thanks, libertarian billionaire donors who pay fake-conservative Gollums to propagate a near-religious ideology putting billionaire donors at the center of creation!

The White House hired an "influencer" to influence people to get the vaccine:

That guy just influenced my T-cells down to zero.

That's a really important point: Which group, among those most unlikely to be vaccinated, is this specimen appealing to?

Blacks? No.

Hispanics? Good heavens no!

Traditionalist whites? Again, no.

Which group is actually gay-crazy?

Well... leftwing upper middle class white women.

Who are the most Covid-Panicking Karens on the planet.

In other words: the group most likely to be wearing vaccination cards for earrings.

So is this an attempt to actually get people vaccinated, or just to virtue signal about how woke and pro-effeminancy the White House is?

Spoiler: the latter, you goofballs.

Climate lockdowns are coming:

Remember, Fauci says that you're petty preference for freedom must be swept aside if the government has a "serious" objective.


"I'm sorry," he said. "I know people must like to have their individual freedom and not be told to do something, but I think we're in such a serious situation now that under certain circumstances, mandates should be done.”

What could be a more "serious situation" than the Fate of the Earth?

The weird thing is: He doesn't sound that "sorry" to me.

It sounds as if he's sexually aroused for the first time in 30 years.

Speaking of "men" being sexually aroused for the first time in 30 years:

True Conservative Christian Pastor David French: Hungary is sick and fascist because it doesn't allow gay weddings or the teaching of transgenderism to children:

Remember back when David French was grifting from right-wing donors instead of left-wing donors?

From dri in the sidebar: A great ad, but not from the GOP. Of course.

Every time you think it can't get worse, it does:


Video here or below.

You might want to open up two browsers so you can read the lyrics. They're hard to understand by ear because it's all high-pitched kid voices singing.

Lyrics:


It's a world of privilege, in boats that are cramped
Welcome to Disney’s re-education camp
So if your skin is white
It is time you’re contrite
It's a woke world after all

It's a woke world after all
It's a woke, woke world

It's a world of power, a world of fears
And we work long days to make souvenirs
Although millions have died
And the Uyghurs aside
It's a woke world after all

It's a woke world after all
It's a woke, woke world

There is a land where you once lived free
as a capitalist pig of the bourgeoisie
We could eat 'till we're fat
and would vote Democrat
If we just get past that wall

It's a woke world after all
It's a woke, woke world

We’re all Marxists after all
It's a woke world after all

The video's maker, Politizoid, adds this quote from Walt Disney himself:


"Tomorrow will be better as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life." -- Walt Disney

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM




Comments

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1 So.. what is that "thing" promoting vax ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 04:47 PM (Zmnko)

2 and yet life goes on in spite of all the commies best efforts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 10, 2021 04:49 PM (YjYuE)

3 The military sure went full on fem gay globohomo in record time.

Posted by: brak at August 10, 2021 04:50 PM (XwEAn)

4 All of my knowledge is from the kids shows, but Robin is madly in love with Starfire the girl, isn't he?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 10, 2021 04:50 PM (pD1zT)

5 I must go into my bunker now.

Posted by: Caliban at August 10, 2021 04:50 PM (HgGBT)

6 That woke world is hysterical...and scary since it's so true

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 04:51 PM (Zmnko)

7 So Biden shuffled along behind the SS guy onto the grass and then had to double back to find his own front door, despite the SS guy clearly pointing Slow Joe to the door and telling him to go along along the path?

whoa.

The prop briefcase also is an interesting touch.

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2021 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

8 >>>4 All of my knowledge is from the kids shows, but Robin is madly in love with Starfire the girl, isn't he?


that's Dick Grayson, the original Robin. Who they wouldn't make gay because female comic fans are kinda horny over him.

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)

9 Star Lord was played by Chris Pratt, not Evans. But I can understand the mixup. There are a lot of Chris's in the MCU (Evans, Pratt, Hemsworth, who else?)

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 10, 2021 04:53 PM (K5n5d)

10 Chris Pratt. Not Evans

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2021 04:53 PM (RS0PI)

11 decided that Starlord -- played by conservative Christian Chris Evans -
--------

I'll be the first of ten or so to point this out but Chris Pratt

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 04:53 PM (alFdY)

12 >>>11 decided that Starlord -- played by conservative Christian Chris Evans -
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I'll be the first of ten or so to point this out but Chris Pratt

NERD

hey everyone make fun of the nerd!

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 04:54 PM (0G13K)

13 The Michael Malice podast on Michael Knowles show is worth a listen. They both know their history, and it is directly in Ace's wheelhouse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2021 04:54 PM (/hXfz)

14 Obama stole the future of the county, but yay I can steal his lewk! As the kids type it nowadays.

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 04:54 PM (Zx7uA)

15 Which group is actually gay-crazy?
Well... leftwing upper middle class white women.
Who are the most Covid-Panicking Karens on the planet.


Otherwise known as "Althouses."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 04:54 PM (2JVJo)

16 Anyone named Starlird is suspect.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2021 04:55 PM (/hXfz)

17 Correction: Chris Pratt, not Chris Evans. Evans' beliefs center around the slogan, "What Would Che Do?"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 10, 2021 04:55 PM (HmZuC)

18 NERD

hey everyone make fun of the nerd!
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 04:54 PM (0G13K)

I fell into your trap

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 04:55 PM (alFdY)

19 That's a kukui nut lei the JEF is wearing.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 04:55 PM (JKRhe)

20 Every black dude said "If they will just let me beat up that little faggot, I'll get the jab"

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2021 04:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

21 It's always by design Ace, they want to rub it in Christian's faces that thier character is now gay, as if abby give a shit about cartoons meant for teens.

Let them change characters, it won't help then when the trannies decide they are transphobic because why didn't they turn batgirl into a guy but then make her gay? They'll never please the deranged and they'll go nuts themselves trying to, hopefully eventually they realize they'll never be able to do it and decide to just do a high dove off a bridge.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 10, 2021 04:56 PM (RmKDL)

22 STEAL HIS LOOK

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Why is he dressed in a black and white version of the background of his presidential portrait?

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 04:56 PM (TIsja)

23 Gay..... " The Bird Cage" Gay....

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 04:56 PM (6Je/Q)

24 From dri in the sidebar: A great ad, but not from the GOP. Of course.

The GOP would have to actually like America for them to put out that ad.

And if the GOP did put out that ad, it would be to fool the sister-fingering, flaggot Jeebus-praying Trumpkins that their latest CoC Chinese-bought-and-paid-for hack is a "real CONSERVATIVE!"

Otherwise known as a "Dan Crenshaw."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 04:56 PM (2JVJo)

25 The shirt is clearly a Rorschach Test. I see a pussy.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 04:58 PM (alFdY)

26 Barry's get up reminds me that I still need to get a new shower curtain. A pattern not reminiscent of a blotchy tongue, maybe.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 04:59 PM (r4sI4)

27 I wonder if the parents of that young man are horrified or whether they just think his outfit and his whole style including the hideous nails are just great?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 04:59 PM (k39e/)

28 Instead of a Pearl Necklace, he's wearing Black Nuts around his neck.....

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 05:00 PM (6Je/Q)

29 So.. what is that "thing" promoting vax ?
====

I get a very demonic vibe from it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 05:00 PM (iydjf)

30 Wrote the other day WTF is he wearing?

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 05:00 PM (znIQ9)

31 Biden is shuffling not walking.

Posted by: keena at August 10, 2021 05:00 PM (RiTnx)

32 I see the beads around Ofuckstick's neck are doing double duty.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:01 PM (alFdY)

33 in - flu - en - zer ?

isn't there a vaccine for that ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 10, 2021 05:01 PM (YjYuE)

34 @27 Fenelon Spoke-Wasn't that a parody? Don't tell me that was real........

Posted by: JROD at August 10, 2021 05:01 PM (0jZnq)

35 ... hopefully eventually they realize they'll never be able to do it and decide to just do a high dove off a bridge.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 10, 2021 04:56 PM (RmKDL)

-------

"After we defeat and rape your high-heeled soldiers in matching pink camouflage, we'll be happy to throw the rest of your degenerate population off of buildings and bridges." -- Your Future Caliphate Overlords #Soon

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 05:02 PM (T6vnn)

36 A kukui nut lei. Gotta file that away for future use.

Hey SMH!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2021 05:02 PM (bemXd)

37 Oh, speaking of dumb lewks, was at an outdoor mall and saw gen z-ers wearing acid washed pleated jeans. Unironically.

Will children learn none of the horrendous lessons of their parents?!?!?!

Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Zx7uA)

38 I have contended from Nanzi's first day she said if they elected her Speaker she would quit after 1 term.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 05:02 PM (znIQ9)

39 It's almost impossible to pick something to comment on. Where to start?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 05:03 PM (O+I8R)

40 But they'll get their Smoosh Clicks from Buzzfeed and Vice and the Mary Sue and Salon and Slate and all the other clickbait promoters.

What they won't be getting is cash from their former customers who they'll drive away with this move. And if they think they'l make it up with sales to the woke crowd, they're just flat out delusional.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 10, 2021 05:03 PM (SchxB)

41 JROD-I thought it was a parody too when it was put up yesterday, but someone seemed to think that Jen Psaki was put in there too seamlessly for it to be a parody.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)

42 18 NERD

hey everyone make fun of the nerd!
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 04:54 PM (0G13K)

I fell into your trap
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 04:55 PM (alFdY)

It's only a trap if you wake up wearing crocks.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 10, 2021 05:03 PM (VcFUs)

43 Hey, Ben Had. : )

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 05:04 PM (JKRhe)

44 Somewhere a Gay Muslim Trying to Blend In window mannequin is missing its getup.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:04 PM (alFdY)

45 Robin will also become an Evangelical youth pastor

Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2021 05:04 PM (0Paad)

46 @41 Fenelon Spoke-Everything is so crazy I have a real hard time figuring out what is real and what is fake nowadays.

Posted by: JROD at August 10, 2021 05:05 PM (0jZnq)

47 Can't wait for the Starlord bends over Robin issue. Oh wait, yes, yes I can forever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:05 PM (r+sAi)

48
I'm not making up the cuomo is "America's Boyfriend" thing.
Why does no one remember that?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:05 PM (f9z5j)

49 I thought everyone already knew Robin was gay.

Posted by: f'd at August 10, 2021 05:06 PM (Tnijr)

50 >>>Biden is shuffling not walking.
Posted by: keena at August 10, 2021 05:00 PM (RiTnx)

=====

I still think Biden knew the path the SS agent was pointing to had steps with no railing and thought "eff that sh*t! I'm walking the gentle slope in the grass."

But I'm usually wrong, so...

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 05:06 PM (wkps7)

51 The We the People ad saddens me. What once was, I fear, is irretrievably lost. Some parts of our country will continue to believe in freedom but other parts will be lost. Even the inevitable (IMO), violence that lies on the horizon will not salvage that which was our country, flawed but great and unrivaled in history. The coming violence will merely serve as the means to define the new border between those that will remain free and those that will dwell under tyranny.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 10, 2021 05:06 PM (RZxwI)

52 yeah, that *thing* flouncing around the West Wing sends out a very, very wrong vibe. How is that going to appeal to the masses of unvaxed who already don't trust the government? I wouldn't let that *thing* empty out my cats' litter boxes...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 10, 2021 05:06 PM (K5n5d)

53 "I also will be creating a task force to address decolonizing our training and education using an intersectional anti racist feminist liberatory framework"

that's the same way Taffy 3 stopped Center Force. jfc.

Posted by: x at August 10, 2021 05:07 PM (oA+QO)

54 Nothing says getting serious about a virus than hiring a professional clown to run amok in the White House.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 10, 2021 05:07 PM (HmZuC)

55 Posted by: JROD at August 10, 2021 05:05 PM (0jZnq)

You are not alone, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:07 PM (k39e/)

56
Biden is shuffling not walking.
Posted by: keena


Exactly.

Notice how biden's "shuffle" is worse some days than others -- indicative of Alzheimers, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:07 PM (f9z5j)

57
"Today's release from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change @IPCC_CH makes plain that our goal should be to drastically reduce global temperature rises."

--

Aside from challenging the claim of global temperature rises (which I do), I'm sure China will get right on it!

Drastically. Reduce "drastically." It's gonna be fun to live prehistorically.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 05:08 PM (O+I8R)

58 I noticed Woke academics are fond of using the word "praxis."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:08 PM (PiwSw)

59 I know you like your freedom, but we are gonna have to close all the abortion clinics - things fauci didn't say

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:08 PM (r+sAi)

60 OMG that Biden video. Those SS guys are trying to do their jobs and get in position according to how they've been trained, and they've been reduced to being babysitters at a care home. Why do we have to play along with this facade.

Posted by: Adrienne at August 10, 2021 05:09 PM (gegMK)

61 That patriotic Reagan commercial was for WINE??

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 05:09 PM (mR6Gs)

62 $2,000 wasted on looking stupid, that is the story of Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2021 05:09 PM (f9OV5)

63 Aside from challenging the claim of global temperature rises (which I do), I'm sure China will get right on it!

Drastically. Reduce "drastically." It's gonna be fun to live prehistorically.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 05:08 PM (O+I8R)

India and Russia fart and laugh in our direction.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (QRTW3)

64 Fauci is truly a Faucist.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (mR6Gs)

65 53 "I also will be creating a task force to address decolonizing our training and education using an intersectional anti racist feminist liberatory framework"
===

None of that means anything.

These are the dumbest people, using big words (to them) that they think make them sound intelligent and "educated."

It would be hilarious if they weren't in positions of power.

What a fucking nightmare life has become.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (iydjf)

66 7 So Biden shuffled along behind the SS guy onto the grass and then had to double back to find his own front door, despite the SS guy clearly pointing Slow Joe to the door and telling him to go along along the path?

whoa.

The prop briefcase also is an interesting touch.

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2021 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)


I loved the WTF? look on the face of the SS guy behind Biden.

Joe has to carry a briefcase so he can keep his peanut butter and jelly sandwich with him without it messing-up a pocket in his pants.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (AMIL/)

67
I think we're being Shucked & Jived with that wine ad.

They put in Bush. Where's President Trump?

And look at all the corporate-jinogistic bullshit imagery they think Americans like.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (f9z5j)

68 62 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2021 05:09 PM (f9OV5)

It is the three sets of anal beads that capped it off.

You know they have six sets of fingerprints.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:11 PM (Lzpvj)

69 I am old enough to remember when we were exporting oil. So is a 3 year old.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:11 PM (r+sAi)

70 Ace: "No, they're doing what they always do: they take a minor character and turn him gay."

Why not make it an actual, bona fide Robin that identifies as a gay man? Now that's woke. And bold. And entirely reasonable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 10, 2021 05:11 PM (aXxgO)

71 58 I noticed Woke academics are fond of using the word "praxis."
====

It's a Klingon moon, sir.

Posted by: Mr. Valtaine at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (iydjf)

72 They told Biden he's carrying the nuclear football but it's just Jill's Depends.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (alFdY)

73 Preying mantis = praxis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (f9OV5)

74 67 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (f9z5j)+

I like patriotic corporations enabling America to exert its will on Earth.

Sue me.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (Lzpvj)

75 That last video is very good.

I suggest people open it up to full size and watch the details. Kind of depressing.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (av9aS)

76 >>> I noticed Woke academics are fond of using the word "praxis."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:08 PM (PiwSw)


Good band tho ... especially if you like buckethead.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (l6b3d)

77 Holy anal beads, Batman! Did you butt plug come from Wuhan?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (bCkNL)

78 Knockoffs of Obama's shirt will be available soon for 6 bucks

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 05:12 PM (mR6Gs)

79 Briefcase full of Depends.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (r4sI4)

80 69 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:11 PM (r+sAi)

Remember when we were warning shale was the only functional thing left in our economy....

yeah about that....

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (Lzpvj)

81 You can tell that Ace is so not gsy by how much he dishes on other men who are not as butch as him
Obama would never go rolling around on a mat in martial arts like Ace did

Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (0Paad)

82 Ace: "You'd almost think there is some agenda at work."

I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (aXxgO)

83 Russia's number 2, did Hunter make this deal?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (fTH9C)

84 >>>I also will be creating a task force to address decolonizing our training and education using an intersectional anti racist feminist liberatory framework"
===

Sounds like the stuff our university instructors told us to put in our cover letters when applying for a teaching position.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 05:14 PM (wkps7)

85
Look, I was the first to link that Wine Ad here at AoS last Friday because I thought it was pretty good.

But after it's been stewing in my head, I hate that ad. It's phoney bullshit. It insults me.

Look, a flag! Look, an aircraft carrier! Look, an mlb baseball player! Look, another flag! Look, words from the Declaration of Independence! Oh, look a dog! Look, a Wheat Farm!

Don't fall for this bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:14 PM (f9z5j)

86 That beyotch ain't giving up her power without going out feet first. No more, no less.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 10, 2021 05:14 PM (+ldAm)

87 Too bad I can't speak Hungarian or afford to move there.

Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (JJatH)

88
Anyone who lets an "influencer" influence them is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (n+4am)

89 "I know people must like to have their individual freedom and not be told to do something"

-----

He doesn't say "I know people like...," but "I know people must like..." As if the concept is strange and alien to him. These people are really mystified about why their peasants are getting restive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (JN3xP)

90
>>>I also will be creating a task force to address decolonizing our training and education using an intersectional anti racist feminist liberatory framework"

She also writes Big Foot Romance Novels.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (f9z5j)

91 Briefcase full of Depends.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (r4sI4)

The Blues Brothers new album.
Available now.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (mR6Gs)

92 >And look at all the corporate-jinogistic bullshit imagery they think Americans like.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (f9z5j)

Plenty of Boomercons will fall for it. Again.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (DXFDM)

93 Why would I (or anyone) want to steal that jug eared f**k's look?

Posted by: jakee308 at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (wb4G5)

94 I see a bunch of dudes looking for a shot themselves.

Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (+ya+t)

95 What the f-ck look is o'f-ckwad going for? A gay Jamaican suntan oil mascot? A fey Harry Belafonte? My coke salesman who sampled too much of his own product and now randomly shows up at my place in the middle of the night wanting to party.

good grief, the former leader of the free world dressing in beads.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (av9aS)

96 Well... leftwing upper middle class white women.

Who are the most Covid-Panicking Karens on the planet.

In other words: the group most likely to be wearing vaccination cards for earrings.

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"Make wearing vaccination cards as masks mandatory! Kill two variants with one moan ..."

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (OiymF)

97 85 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:14 PM (f9z5j)

Much better to have our national identity forged on He/She the barbarian there coupled with crystal and fentanyl with constant self-flagellation as a chaser.....

or you know we could celebrate the things that have enabled the 76 years of prosperity we enjoy like naval power and the pursuit of excellence.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (Lzpvj)

98 "The Bird Cage"

An awesome movie. Really.

And the weirdo doing whatever for COVID I think is fake. Hope it's fake. Please tell me it's fake.

Fuck it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (BFigT)

99 87 Too bad I can't speak Hungarian or afford to move there.
Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (JJatH)

Hungarian is tough; I think it is (inexplicably) related to Finnish.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (PiwSw)

100 I also will be creating a task force to address decolonizing our training and education using an intersectional anti racist feminist liberatory framework

Now that's some authentic frontier gibberish. Nothin' but pops and clicks to me.

We don't even speak the same language as these retards anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:17 PM (Bmy3R)

101 Don't fall for this bullshit.

Ehh, its a good ad with a good message, we need more of this, but it won't make me buy their wine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

102 Her top deputies... aspire to her job, but they're also in their early 80s,

==

as I said, we are ruled by oldiegarchs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 10, 2021 05:17 PM (oEn12)

103 79 Briefcase full of Depends.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:13 PM (r4sI4)

Just pants, lots of pants. Becuz SOMEBODY shits them-ALOT!

Posted by: Resident Pudding Pop BIden at August 10, 2021 05:18 PM (/6GbT)

104 Look, I was the first to link that Wine Ad here at AoS last Friday because I thought it was pretty good.

But after it's been stewing in my head, I hate that ad. It's phoney bullshit. It insults me.


Agreed. And now that I think of it, that is exactly the sort of ad the GOP would put out, because they believe we are simple animals who respond to visual totems. Hell, I'm surprised it didn't show the Blue Angels flying over some woke sportsball stadium.

I'm not a wine drinker, but just as people hammered Black Rifle coffee over their kowtowing to the left, perhaps people should let this winery know they're insulted by the hijacking of American promise and American freedom for some shitty grape juice.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 05:18 PM (2JVJo)

105 "He doesn't say "I know people like...," but "I know people must like..." As if the concept is strange and alien to him. These people are really mystified about why their peasants are getting restive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (JN3xP) "


You caught that, too ?

space aliens fresh off the flying disk would have more of a clue than our self-appointed "elites".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (YjYuE)

106 Posted by: Kurt at August 10, 2021 05:04 PM (0Paad)

Here's some new for you, Kurt. When Evangelical Youth Pastors or any Evangelical Pastors go off the rails it's usually because they're a male married man having a affair with a woman- often with someone in their congregation, not because they're gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (k39e/)

107 Someone sold him the Emperor's New Clothes and told him he looked good.
Mooch have her Omar the Tent Maker's wardrobe on?

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (znIQ9)

108 The Secret Service must be trippin on this guy.

Hey Joe ! where ya goin ?

Posted by: Joey Toots Biden at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (M+Lyo)

109 I noticed Woke academics are fond of using the word "praxis."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:08 PM (PiwSw)


Praxeology is the theory of human action, based on the notion that humans engage in purposeful behaviorvia the Austrian school of economics

Praxiology is the theory on how people act within the world with an emphasis on efficiency in the philosophy of Reism stipulated by Tadeuz Kotarbinski

I have yet to get anyone to explain the similarity and differences between Reism and Randian Objectivism.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (0dhMv)

110 >>> What they won't be getting is cash from their former customers who they'll drive away with this move. And if they think they'l make it up with sales to the woke crowd, they're just flat out delusional.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 10, 2021 05:03 PM (SchxB)


This is a post-capitalist economy. You and I and most everyone else have no part to play and no effect on what businesses do. They serve oligarch patrons and carry out the edicts of the communist regime now. Supply, demand, scarcity, all irrelevant to them.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (l6b3d)

111 101 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

Correct, and being on the wagon I won't.

God save us from our saviors.

100 Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:17 PM (Bmy3R)

I'll translate, "naval readiness is job none-I am creating a pyramid of victimhood and spoiler the existing power structure loses."

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (Lzpvj)

112 Can't wait for the Pentagon overpay scandals on cut-rate CRT knock-off training sessions and accoutrements.

You know somewhere in the Skunkworks Lockheed-Martin is working on a force-centric network-enabled stealth coated joint combat version of Robin DeAngelo's "White Fragility" that costs 250k per copy but somehow still manages to drop every fifth word and dissolve if it gets wet. But some General will get that beach house he always wanted when he retires.

Posted by: Match Checksout at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (+BF2s)

113 re influencer

Again I say it. We need more bullies. This shit should have been nipped in the bud in grammar school.

Barney Fife was right --
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhNA2BXS-JE

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:20 PM (av9aS)

114 The Man Who Shot Anti-Liberty Vallance

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

115
I'm surprised, Sven. I thought you'd easily see through that lame-ass ad.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:20 PM (f9z5j)

116 I donno 'bout ewe guys, but that flaming dick sipper has me convinced I need the vac. So I can be like him/her/it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 10, 2021 05:20 PM (o2MD2)

117 Every time you think it can't get worse, it does:

Peak crazy is just as much a myth as peak oil.

My peak delusion is that my output exceeds Peter North.

*hang on a couple of minutes while I check again*

** 37 seconds later... Nope**

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 05:20 PM (F0YaR)

118 Fuck those stairs corn pop, did you forget about the plane incident ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (M+Lyo)

119
Look, a flag! Look, an aircraft carrier! Look, an mlb baseball player! Look, another flag! Look, words from the Declaration of Independence! Oh, look a dog! Look, a Wheat Farm!

------

Yup. It's all just run-of-the-mill marketeering. And it's of the cheapest and tawdriest variety. It's only a matter of time... once they get the cash for it, and they'll have an ad with Lena Dunham & Chelsea Handler downing some post-abortion chablis, or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (JN3xP)

120 That WH "influencer" video is just further evidence that we're in Weimar Redux.

Posted by: Bert G at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (OMsf+)

121 Notice how biden's "shuffle" is worse some days than others -- indicative of Alzheimers, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:07 PM (f9z5j)


I have a marker in on "Lewy Body Dementia"

I claim the brief case is to still or hide the shaking in his left hand.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (0dhMv)

122 I'm ready for my injection, Mr. Vax Man!

Posted by: Shep! at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (iydjf)

123 That wine ad > smooching dude diversity ad.

All I'm saying.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:22 PM (r+sAi)

124 Does Cuomo have to give his Emmy back? And how many of those assholes demanding he resign are already planning to run for Governor?

If DeBlasio runs and actually wins, it is official, the Native Americans got the better end of the deal.

Posted by: JB1000 at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (O6ZDy)

125 104 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 05:18 PM (2JVJo)

I am who I am because of two maybe four things- 1)the fall of Saigon, 2) the Fall of Phnom Penh, 3) the Iran Hostage Crisis, 4) Reagan saying "enough of this shit."

If all kids are exposed to in this epoch is the He/She chick with Psaki and hatred of this country as founded and never "fuck this shit" we will continue the downward spiral.

We must reward companies that get it and punish them when they fall off the rails.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (Lzpvj)

126
good grief, the former leader of the free world dressing in beads.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (av9aS)


It's a Kukui nut necklace. Traditional and common for dressing up in Hawaii.

Where JugEars hasn't lived in at least 40 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (n+4am)

127 The wine ad is not only dripping with grift, it's way too long. I see this a lot. One thing righty advertisers need to do is understand that the average American has the mind of an ADD-addled child these days. The vast majority would have tuned out after 45 seconds or so. NOBODY sits through a nearly 2-minute ad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (Bmy3R)

128 Grandpa's wandering again.
Somebody tell him there's jello in the Kitchen.

Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (x6uUk)

129 >>>good grief, the former leader of the free world dressing in beads.

>Booyah! Barry is a classy guy. Chrissy Teigen in the house, y'all!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (bCkNL)

130 115 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:20 PM (f9z5j)

My getaway ladder to paradise having been lifted and lacking a magic carpet to get there on my own desires I live on this Earth and swim these waters.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (Lzpvj)

131 Hey, go easy on Ex-Prez'Nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas.

He sucked 10 miles of cock in his life to earn that birthday party.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (8u1cU)

132
I claim the brief case is to still or hide the shaking in his left hand.
Posted by: Kindltot


My theory is: it's biden's binky. He pulled a Alzheimers temper-tantrum over his briefcase, so they let him carry a briefcase.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (f9z5j)

133 No thanks on the take off of It's a Small World.

I saw that at Disney world in 1974 and it took me months to get the tune out of my head. I do not intend the rent my head out again to that saccharine drivel.

What made it so bad is that we were in a faux boat going past all these dioramas with the little puppets screeching the lyrics. And they were to far away to smack.

Worst. Ride. Ever.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (wb4G5)

134 It's a Kukui nut necklace. Traditional and common for dressing up in Hawaii.

Where JugEars hasn't lived in at least 40 years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (n+4am)

you go "KUKUIIII!" when they put it in your squeaker

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)

135 Mizzou hires new Head Cheerleader for 850k per year.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:25 PM (r4sI4)

136 I donno 'bout ewe guys, but that flaming dick sipper has me convinced I need the vac. So I can be like him/her/it.

--

It's very effective, isn't it? I mean, the pure genius it took to brainstorm such an effective ad in getting people to go out and get their gov't juice shot...it's mind boggling!

This freak has Pajama Boy on speed dial. I just know it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 05:26 PM (O+I8R)

137 "Look, a flag! Look, an aircraft carrier! Look, an mlb baseball player! Look, another flag! Look, words from the Declaration of Independence! Oh, look a dog! Look, a Wheat Farm! "

It's something akin to SUV commercials showing them driving thru swamps and deserts and over dirt mountain roads when most of them never get more than 100 feet from pavement

Posted by: f'd at August 10, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

138 Pretty sad when we get a little excited over a 'pro-merica!' ads - shows how rare they really are - even though the cynic in me says wait for the wokeness to show up anytime now

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 05:26 PM (/6GbT)

139 E Plebnista

Posted by: Cloud Ronald at August 10, 2021 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

140 I'm a bit confused. Is the gender confused, narcissistic femboy the one in the Libs of Tik Tok, or the guy in the picture at the top of the thread?

The description fits both.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 10, 2021 05:26 PM (7X3UV)

141 I claim the brief case is to still or hide the shaking in his left hand.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (0dhMv)


You know who else had a shaking left hand?

-- Yes, you're right.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 10, 2021 05:26 PM (AiZBA)

142 The new influencer makes Pajama Boy, the pitchman for O-care, look like Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 05:27 PM (QU5/8)

143 Kukui nut necklace.

It is tabu and must be returned to the ancient Hawaiian burial ground guarded by Vincent Price. Or else Peter gets the spider.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Bmy3R)

144
Mizzou hires new Head Cheerleader for 850k per year.
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:25 PM (r4sI4)


They could have got head for $20 in town...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2021 05:27 PM (n+4am)

145 In November 2019, PDT had the US back to a net energy exporter, first time in 50 years. Another win the left must destroy and they are moving quickly. With the eco-terrorist in charge at BLM, easy to direct the inspectors to harass the small independents on Federal and Native leases into bankruptcy. And, the Agency that previously leased offshore for drilling, the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management: it's new head is Amanda Lefton, former NY Energy Secretary, who plans to focus on wind farm leasing, not drilling. If your goal is $6 a gallon gas, the right climate change activists are in charge.

Posted by: EveR at August 10, 2021 05:27 PM (MUpk6)

146 128 Grandpa's wandering again.

Somebody tell him there's jello in the Kitchen.
Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2021 05:23 PM (x6uUk)

-------

They did all the shock therapy using ice cream. They're calling it the Pavlovian Fog treatment ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 05:27 PM (rXFv5)

147 you go "KUKUIIII!" when they put it in your squeaker

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)


Kukui is a very strong natural laxative.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2021 05:28 PM (dZ6gQ)

148
The video of those ginzos in Italy burning their nazi "passports" is far more inspiring, to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:28 PM (f9z5j)

149 So.. what is that "thing" promoting vax ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 04:47 PM (Zmnko)


Rejected from Truvada casting for being "too queer for credibility".

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at August 10, 2021 05:28 PM (F47VZ)

150 Patriotism is less about cheap symbolism than ever. Unless that symbolism is lampposts. Lots and lots of lampposts.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (alFdY)

151 At only $11.99 for the anal beads, Obama shows that he's a man of the people.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (700n7)

152 Joe Biden - 1st president to wear an Invisible Fence collar.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (9o9OU)

153 That ad needs more kindly-faced, crinkly-eyed farmers in faded overalls, gazing out over the prairie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (Bmy3R)

154 Did anyone leave any of those special brownies on the lawn today? Guess I'll go look for myself . . . .

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (QU5/8)

155 deer need to wear masks now. MI deer found to have covid antibodies

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (/6GbT)

156 Fauci: "I know people must like to have their individual freedom and not be told to do something, but I think we're in such a serious situation now that under certain circumstances, mandates should be done."

You know, dipsh*t, we kinda founded a country based on individual freedoms and Liberty from Tyranny. You do understand that, right? Oh yeah, I guess you didn't, because your tiny, one-track brain can't manage big picture items... you needle-pushing prick.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (aXxgO)

157 40 percent of Marvel's characters should be gay, just like the the general population is, right?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (8u1cU)

158
Are you kids here all too young to remember the great Morton Downey Jr?

PABULUM!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (f9z5j)

159 150 Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (alFdY)

If you are wiping people out without the right symbols and values you are no better than Antifa.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (Lzpvj)

160 135 Mizzou hires new Head Cheerleader for 850k per year.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:25 PM (r4sI4)


Chemjeff?

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (F0YaR)

161
It's a Kukui nut necklace. Traditional and common for dressing up in Hawaii.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Well, thanks for the info. I do vaguely recall those nuts in shops.

But barry is not Hawaiian. He is African/Indonesian/Commie who lived there a bit. The real Hawaiians probably gave him swirleys and threw his shoes over the telephone wires after school.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (av9aS)

162 I'll be the first of ten or so to point this out but Chris Pratt

NERD

hey everyone make fun of the nerd!
Posted by: ace

Impossible because of GAINZZZ.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 05:31 PM (Pz1gB)

163
That ad "puked pabulum" for your consumption.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:31 PM (f9z5j)

164 I've been marveling at that Biden clip for a couple of hours. This is 100% dementia, I've observed it too many times. Whoever put the palettes on the sidewalk probably got their pink slip. Joe would have no problem with the sidewalk, it's like follow the yellow brick road. But going on the lawn totally threw him. The agent in front approaches, and points the path he should be on (they want him on firm, level ground lest he faceplant). Joe probably heard "this way sir", and to him, that meant "follow me". He needed somebody to follow. He looks to his right, wondering what the guy pointed at. The guy didn't check to make sure preznit Droolsalot took the sidewalk, and ran ahead. The SS behind him has his "oh shit" moment and radios ahead "Potato 1 has taken flight, I repeat...". I'm sure the SS agent got a reprimand for not looking back.

It takes special people to care for dementia patients. SS agents are not trained for this. I've seen this EXACT same thing play out with my mother when it comes to following people. And Joe's dementia shuffle is getting worse.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 05:31 PM (wAnMi)

165 That ad needs more kindly-faced, crinkly-eyed farmers in faded overalls, gazing out over the prairie.
--------
And a crying Indian.

Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2021 05:32 PM (+ya+t)

166 Mizzou hires new Head Cheerleader for 850k per year.
Posted by: klaftern

With news like this, you had one job.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 05:32 PM (Pz1gB)

167 161 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (av9aS)

He was the casually swish kid who the islanders likely ignored from a combination of apathy and the genuine and sincere fear he would perform a supine butt thrust towards them at random.

Urkle is whoever you need him to be.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:32 PM (Lzpvj)

168 Hungarian is tough; I think it is (inexplicably) related to Finnish.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (PiwSw)


Finnish and Hungarian are Uralic languages, where all the romance and germanic languages are Indo-European

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:33 PM (0dhMv)

169 You know, dipsh*t, we kinda founded a country based on individual freedoms and Liberty from Tyranny. You do understand that, right? Oh yeah, I guess you didn't, because your tiny, one-track brain can't manage big picture items... you needle-pushing prick.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 10, 2021 05:30 PM (aXxgO)


You misspelled "needledicked"

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 05:33 PM (F0YaR)

170 850k? those cheers and halftime show should be Faaabulous

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (/6GbT)

171 This post/thread has seriously damaged my psyche. Does anyone have any ideas on how to repair the damage?

Posted by: MantuaBill at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (vtV3C)

172 Are you kids here all too young to remember the great Morton Downey Jr?

MORT! MORT! MORT! MORT! MORT!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (2JVJo)

173
When I first head of that human centipede horror movie, I thought it was someone's joke -- an exaggeration mocking silly horror movie themes. But it really is a real movie about human centipedes.

And, as Kyle Dunnigan described, we are just the last section of the Corporo-Fascist Human Centipede wherein we consume what they shit into our mouths.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (f9z5j)

174 142 The new influencer makes Pajama Boy, the pitchman for O-care, look like Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 05:27 PM (QU5/

------

Must have been the model for the Julia character back in the DeathCare ad days.

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (rXFv5)

175 When Biden is out of sight, especially of cameras, he's in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (Wmke/)

176 Wasn't Russia buying oil from us a year ago? Weren't we the world's foremost exporter?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2021 05:35 PM (D9vwz)

177 I guarantee there's a trap door in Obama's party pants.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 05:35 PM (sOXXq)

178 Mizzou hires new Head Cheerleader for 850k per year.

==

*phrasing, no phrasing....for that salary...I just don't know 1

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2021 05:35 PM (V13WU)

179 >>>That ad needs more kindly-faced, crinkly-eyed farmers in faded overalls, gazing out over the prairie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (Bmy3R)

=======

Probably a zombie Paul Harvey voice-over as well.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 05:35 PM (wkps7)

180 168 Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:33 PM (0dhMv)

Now explain why there is serious consideration that the Aleut and Inuit are Uralic as well or at a minimum near cousins.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (Lzpvj)

181 Worst. Ride. Ever.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 10, 2021 05:24 PM (wb4G5)

Duff Gardens >>> It's a Small World

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (xPJvm)

182 I get what Sooth is saying, but I still have nostalgic patriotic love for the former USA. I think the 80's were peak USA. If your going to choose a theme to advertise I don't mind it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

183 154 Did anyone leave any of those special brownies on the lawn today? Guess I'll go look for myself . . . .

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (QU


Tell us the truth, Joe. You thought it is Easter and you were looking in the hedge for Easter eggs, especially some pudding-filled ones.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (AMIL/)

184 I will say this about Obama's shirt:

It's a shade blacker than he is.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (zRkQx)

185 >>>The real Hawaiians probably gave him swirleys and threw his shoes over the telephone wires after school.

>When Barry wasn't draining three pointers and slamdunking on his high school team rivals, he was licking his dealer's taint for cocaine and weed.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (bCkNL)

186 171 Posted by: MantuaBill at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (vtV3C)

Do what I am pondering doing and call it a night and enjoy real human company.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (Lzpvj)

187 Do you remember us saying watch out for covid lockdowns becoming climate lockdowns?
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If I was going to recreate a feudal society I would first destabilize and then ban the most abundant and reliable energy source and replace it with an energy source that is insufficient and unreliable, all in the name of saving the planet. This would create a never ending, self fulfilling crisis that would justify banning private transportation. This would have the effect of pinning the population in place and make it impossible for it to coordinate an effective resistance. With that in place I would ratchet up the pressure by creating food shortages, medical shortages, shortages of shortages all while running a full on propaganda and police state. If this sounds a bit like North Korea or the outcome of the Green New Deal I wouldn't disagree.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (ESLBo)

188
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (DUIap)

189 Biden looks like he's shuffling. He's confused, hunched over and frail. I wish the media could stop the pretense that he's o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (k39e/)

190 I mean holy shit. Was Biden gonna follow that Secret Service agent into the can? They better put a bell on Puddin Head.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (sOXXq)

191 182 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

The people who cry DOOM and say "don't vote!" and then decry this ad are in love with the notion of a 24 year slow roll into oblivion, I am not.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (Lzpvj)

192 Posted by: sven

As the GOP has proven, ANYONE can coopt cheap symbolism.

As the GOP has equally proven, not everyone can mean it.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (yLGpx)

193 If your goal is $6 a gallon gas, the right climate change activists are in charge.
Posted by: EveR

China's goals are
- US dependent on foreign oil. This makes us spend a lot of money on security of the regions which also supply China with oil. It also leaves us vulnerable to being cut off and that gives the real power in the region - china with their belt and road tyranny - leverage over the US.

- High energy costs in US. This gives China manufacturing an advantage since they burn coal to make the batteries we need to run our cars.

- US dependent on foreign manufacturing (batteries) and materials. Our companies are withering to nothing and being sucked dry by China.

- Constant emergency to justify infiltration of our society with Chinese control technology.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (av9aS)

194 Who knew pajama boy was the height of masculinity.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (GTOzV)

195 I thought wearing flowered Hawaiian shirts was white supremacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (d9FiS)

196 $100 says Obama has assless chaps.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (sOXXq)

197 4 All of my knowledge is from the kids shows, but Robin is madly in love with Starfire the girl, isn't he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 10, 2021 04:50 PM (pD1zT)

But as it turns out, Starfire is a tranny! See how that works?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at August 10, 2021 05:39 PM (hlxe7)

198 I was about to say all my clothes together do not cost as much as that fag's cloths. but then I remembered all my Uniforms and they cost a fortune

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Irn0L)

199 189 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (k39e/)

Why would they do that?

They have a person "in charge" who could justifiably use irrevocably impaired judgement in a murder defense trial.

He is literally a heat sink at this point for the people really in charge.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)

200 If I was going to recreate a feudal society I would first destabilize and then ban the most abundant and reliable energy source and replace it with an energy source that is insufficient and unreliable, all in the name of saving the planet. This would create a never ending, self fulfilling crisis that would justify banning private transportation. This would have the effect of pinning the population in place and make it impossible for it to coordinate an effective resistance. With that in place I would ratchet up the pressure by creating food shortages, medical shortages, shortages of shortages all while running a full on propaganda and police state. If this sounds a bit like North Korea or the outcome of the Green New Deal I wouldn't disagree.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (ESLBo)

But at some point you would think that capitalist corporations would say, "fuck this, we have all this shit that we want to sell to people who want to buy it."
I can't believe there is no resistance to this --if only on terms of greed.

Why is everyone just going along?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 05:40 PM (mR6Gs)

201 Biden is afraid of the stairs, mental test, stat !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

202 I love that somebody unironically remarked on twatter re: Cuomo "why is it only democrats are ever held responsible?"

I'm ready to just start the executions. It's impossible to deal with mentally ill people swinging with single digit IQ's. This opinion does not reflect the views of this blog or its owner, and are simply the rantings of a sick and tired 29 year old who'd had it up to his nostril hair in having zit covered asses rubbed in his face every minute of every day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (wAnMi)

203 This post/thread has seriously damaged my psyche. Does anyone have any ideas on how to repair the damage?

Posted by: MantuaBill at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (vtV3C)

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Get the to a shooting range, stat!

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (rXFv5)

204
Sorry, Sven, but the flag and lee fcking greenwood aren't cutting it for me, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (f9z5j)

205 192 Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (yLGpx)

Don't be a partial measures guy, vote democrat they need your help.

We should wait for "perfect" rather than "good enough" as our opponents burn the nation down.

Great plan.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (Lzpvj)

206 Maybe all those Cuomosexuals can now become Obamasexuals. You know, now that their guy is going to prison.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (sOXXq)

207 153 That ad needs more kindly-faced, crinkly-eyed farmers in faded overalls, gazing out over the prairie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:29 PM (Bmy3R)


Wilford Brimley. The ad needs Wilford Brimley.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (PiwSw)

208 > When Barry wasn't draining three pointers and slamdunking on his high school team rivals, he was licking his dealer's taint for cocaine and weed.

This comment confuses me. Barry was a shit-tier basketball player who rode the pine. That second part definitely happened though, so the juxtaposition between the ridiculously false and the absolutely true is odd.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (UW2ZS)

209 The new soylent green deal

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

210 Local Boy to Obama: Knock Knock!


Obama: Who's there?


Local Boy: Mee Maw!


Obama: Mee Maw Who?


Local Boy: Hahahaha!!

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (Wmke/)

211 davidt very good possibly

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 05:42 PM (znIQ9)

212 The people who cry DOOM and say "don't vote!" and then decry this ad are in love with the notion of a 24 year slow roll into oblivion, I am not.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (Lzpvj)

A common human failing is presuming to know what you patently do not know.

Although to be fair, I haven't decried the ad. Don't even care to watch it. I've moved on.

I know who's with me by feel alone. And if I don't feel it, I don't trust it. Doesn't mean I'll never trust it. You are with me even though we do not agree on everything.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:42 PM (yLGpx)

213 Crap Auto cucumber.

"Get thee to a shooting range, stat!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 05:42 PM (rXFv5)

214 Biden looks like he's shuffling. He's confused, hunched over and frail. I wish the media could stop the pretense that he's o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (k39e/)

He IS okay, okay?

And shut up!

Posted by: the media at August 10, 2021 05:42 PM (mR6Gs)

215 Having animals now known to be able to carry the covid puts the idea that it can be stopped and destroyed to rest.

It can't it never could. Being as how it's similarity to all the other respiratory diseases we will be faced with yearly recurrences just as we do with a cold of flu. Because that's all this ever was.

It was latched on by the left to put Trump in a bind and to force the rationale on the public the need for easy absentee ballots. Thus with all the raw material to work with they were able to hide their fake counting and ballots. Not completely but for long enough.

There's never been any real punishments for vote fraud and with no court willing to allow any evidence to be presented to the public there never was a chance of reversing the fraudulent election.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 10, 2021 05:42 PM (wb4G5)

216 204 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (f9z5j)

The song was not Greenwood, it was "I will have vengeance."

The most American thing out there, ask the Hessians.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:43 PM (Lzpvj)

217 Hawaiian shirts? That means Obama is a Boogaloo?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 10, 2021 05:43 PM (9o9OU)

218 I don't mind seeing the the greatness (or passed greatness) of this country even if it is an advertisement. I'll take any good depiction of this country anytime. Even if it's for wine.

Thanks, Ace for putting it up.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 05:43 PM (Fs5vw)

219
I know it wasn't greenwood.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:44 PM (f9z5j)

220 So I'm not on the Twatter anymore but they still send me emails of Tweets I might be interested in " Obama 60th birthday bash faces right wing backlash" and " House passes Bipartisan bajillion dollar infrastructure bill"

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 05:44 PM (uUDKV)

221 Don't be a partial measures guy, vote democrat they need your help.

We should wait for "perfect" rather than "good enough" as our opponents burn the nation down.

Great plan.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:41 PM (Lzpvj)

If I want to help Democrats there are at least 19 Republicans I can enlist on that front. Hell, maybe directly voting for Democrats is better because it has the chance to wake people from their slumber.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:44 PM (yLGpx)

222 I think you are confused by his placement of his word "wasn't" bonhomme .

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:44 PM (r+sAi)

223 Chuck Dixon is going to be PISSED about the Tim Drake gay rape. I wonder if he'll speak publicly about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (V6f9+)

224 Soooo in a nutshell, obama dresses like fag, biden is still a fucking vegetable, and the left wing is just one big gay ridden crime family.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VwHCD)

225 Now explain why there is serious consideration that the Aleut and Inuit are Uralic as well or at a minimum near cousins.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:36 PM (Lzpvj)


I thought they were athabascan language group, but if that is true then it probably is a link through the Samoyed group which is either part of or related to the Finnic/Uralic/Samoyed complex of langauges. They were all notherners that ranged the edge of the ice sheets and would have been equipped culturally in crossing Beringia.

In the genetics of the new world, there are two major groups, the A group that spread along the edge of the receding ice sheets, Eastwards, and the B group that took that fantastic run to the South and wound up in all of the southern US, Central America and on to Patagonia and all parts in between.
I am not clear on the timing but the Anthros who deal with that tend to not believe in a meteor caused event causing the Younger Dryas which might have something to do with the separation and types of cultures leading to differing access to differing terrain (and this is my third favorite conspiracy theory)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (0dhMv)

226 212 Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:42 PM (yLGpx)

I'm glad I am 49, ideally I will be dead before the curtain call on this nation.

We had the most powerful yet most fragile thing on Earth-liberty and we traded it for worthless xerox money evidently.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)

227 Barry was a shit-tier basketball player who rode the pine.

Seeing his "skills" in real time my guess is he was on the team because he was a black guy and everyone just assumed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

228 > Biden looks like he's shuffling. He's confused, hunched over and frail. I wish the media could stop the pretense that he's o.k.

They'll continue to claim Biden's healthy and robust right up to the moment he resigns, dies, or has a stroke on camera. Then they'll immediately pivot to calling Republicans monsters for picking on an invalid.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 05:46 PM (UW2ZS)

229 Looked like he complained to the SS agent too

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 05:46 PM (uUDKV)

230 Well, off to Krogers.

I'm going to flash the peace sign at Wokesters while muttering "TWO Genders" under my breath and then laugh when they flash one back.

I take my fun where I can get it, in this miserable post-Republic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:46 PM (Bmy3R)

231 Chrissy Teigen , read that name often, don't know why.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2021 05:46 PM (fTH9C)

232 "I thought wearing flowered Hawaiian shirts was white supremacy."

there are 5000 rules for Trump voters (or America First people) ... NONE of them apply to leftists or globalists.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2021 05:46 PM (Cus5s)

233 >>>Why is everyone just going along?

>Because the elites want to bring in all of the highly skilled Guatemalans to make things right.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 05:47 PM (bCkNL)

234 Chuck Dixon is going to be PISSED about the Tim Drake gay rape. I wonder if he'll speak publicly about it.

Someone might ask him about it on his show, but I dunno. He's more a Dick Grayson fan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

235 225 Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (0dhMv)

I suspect at least *some* of the "first" peoples probably came east as well as west.

I am a prisoner of history, I venerate the written record over all things-that said I would give almost anything to see the "great split" in action in the Kush valley.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)

236 Some of the biggest nerds I know are aesthetic and/or athletic freaks. Women included.
The nerds of old got lazy, grew greasy soy tits, haven't seen their dicks since they turned 27, and haven't held a nude women in their arms since their honeymoon.
It is what it is. Just waiting for Darwin to do his thing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 05:47 PM (Pz1gB)

237 So Biden shuffled along behind the SS guy onto the grass and then had to double back to find his own front door, despite the SS guy clearly pointing Slow Joe to the door and telling him to go along along the path?

whoa.

The prop briefcase also is an interesting touch.

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2021 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

Well, he has to carry his diapers and propeller beanie in something.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:48 PM (VwHCD)

238 obama dresses like is a fag

Any man who fantasizes about fucking their male professor and writes that down in their book is gay.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 05:48 PM (UW2ZS)

239 We're happy to deliver a big win for Biden!

Posted by: 19 GOPe Senators at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (ZRoP0)

240 "This post/thread has seriously damaged my psyche. Does anyone have any ideas on how to repair the damage?"
Posted by: MantuaBill at August 10, 2021 05:34 PM (vtV3C)

Take Helicopter flying lessons. We are going to need pilots.
So many marxists, so little time. I

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (49Exr)

241 Soooo in a nutshell, obama dresses like fag, biden is still a fucking vegetable, and the left wing is just one big gay ridden crime family.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VwHCD)

Sounds about right to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (Irn0L)

242 Chuck Dixon is going to be PISSED about the Tim Drake gay rape. I wonder if he'll speak publicly about it.

Someone might ask him about it on his show, but I dunno. He's more a Dick Grayson fan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

Didn't he write a bunch of Tim Drake stories on his Batman run?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (V6f9+)

243 TikToks should come with Repulsive Hip-hop warnings.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (sWM8x)

244 Did LeBron just endorse recalling Newsom?

Did I see that right?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (5p7BC)

245 We had the most powerful yet most fragile thing on Earth-liberty and we traded it for worthless xerox money evidently.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)

One of the biggest mistakes "we" made was believing it wasn't a big fucking club. That there were ideologues - a good thing - on both sides who meant a fucking single thing that ever dribbled out of their useless mealy maws.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (yLGpx)

246 Just read that Larry Elder is considered too squishy for a lot of Repubs here in CA, because :

- He's said Biden won "fairly and squarely."
- Believes in climate change, just doesn't want to turn everything upside down to fix it

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)

247 Biden looks like he's shuffling. He's confused, hunched over and frail. I wish the media could stop the pretense that he's o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:37 PM (k39e/)


As I've said here before, it's called the dementia shuffle. One of the very earliest signs of dementia is loss of balance. The neurologist used to test my mother on a little pad how long she could just stand upright and still.

Their gate is stiff and unnatural, oddly flat-footed. Strange, rigid upright stance. Arms just sort of dangle at their sides. He can't turn his head, instead rotating his shoulders. They also tend to focus on the ground or their feet, almost like they've got blinders on. Joe will be forced to use a walker soon, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's in a wheelchair most of the evenings. Like I said, I'm convinced they're sedating him most of the time as well. Probably a whole lot in the evenings when sundowners kicks in.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (wAnMi)

248 Seeing his "skills" in real time my guess is he was on the team because he was a black guy and everyone just assumed.
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Choom team maybe.

Posted by: dartist at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (+ya+t)

249 I just realized my brain is overworking, I am off to make blackberry jam.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (0dhMv)

250 Did LeBron just endorse recalling Newsom?

Did I see that right?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (5p7BC)


Newsom is white.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (VwHCD)

251 Before I run out: Just finished reading a book about 19th century Indian abductions in the TX hill country.

Did you know that the Plains Indians used to slaughter nursing buffalo calves, slit open their stomachs and take the half-digested milk out and drink it (the squaws doing all the work, of course), then leave the carcasses to rot without even taking any meat?

So much for "My people used every part of the Buffalo."

I blame Ted Nugent.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (Bmy3R)

252 239 Posted by: 19 GOPe Senators at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (ZRoP0)

Go down the list, they are all MAKE IT RAIN! "republicans."

If you want to know how we got here ask Gabe and Drew who SWEARSIES were socially liberal fiscally CONservative types.

There is a lot of work needing done to have any chance to salvage ANY shred recognizable as America and to do so we have to explain our love of this country to young adults who have been trained and engineered to hate it.

I do my part in that, do you?

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (Lzpvj)

253
OT - going in for knee replacement day after tomorrow. Would really appreciate it if i could get some prayers for common sense and my hospital doesn't shut down non-essential (elective) surguries between now and after the procedure Thursday morning.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (VcFUs)

254 249 I just realized my brain is overworking, I am off to make blackberry jam.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (0dhMv)


*waves to Kindltot* Have fun!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

255 Soooo in a nutshell, obama dresses like fag, biden is still a fucking vegetable, and the left wing is just one big gay ridden crime family.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VwHCD)

Sounds about right to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2021 05:49 PM (Irn0L)

I always get confused. How do you distinguish gay ridden crime families from crime ridden gay families? Like the subtle difference between punk ass bitches and bitch ass punks, it eludes me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (QU5/8)

256 So much for "My people used every part of the Buffalo."

Yeah that was always bullcrap. They stampeded herds off the cliff and took what they wanted, leaving the rest to rot. Tribals learned to say what white people wanted to hear early on and the myth of the noble savage lived on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (KZzsI)

257 DNA is show us that people moved around a lot way back when. I like looking at different stuff from about 8k years ago, on back to around 500k.

Beats reading Potter.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (r4sI4)

258 I do my part in that, do you?
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (Lzpvj)

I do what I can, bud.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (yLGpx)

259 Knock knock.
Barky: Who's there?
Michelle's the man.
Barky: Michelle's the man who?
Michelle's the man who married you.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)

260 That's some Spicy content!

And lots of it.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 10, 2021 05:53 PM (VFWX5)

261 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (VcFUs)

Done!!!

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 05:53 PM (yLGpx)

262 Wait. They made Starlord gay?

Posted by: CDR M (retired) at August 10, 2021 05:53 PM (K8LFj)

263 He's said Biden won "fairly and squarely."

Probably referring to California, where I am confident they didn't have to cheat to give Biden a win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

264 Democrats are wildly unpopular, I get that. Biden is sinking fast, Kamalala is practically invisible, and literally nobody like Democrat Congresspeople. Ok, sure, I get that.


What I don't get is why anyone likes Republicans. What the fuck are those Senators doing, besides living up to the "lose graciously" mission statement? I've never seen dumber scumbags than those people. And what about the political prisoners? Can someone please speak up for them? McCarthy?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 10, 2021 05:54 PM (OoD92)

265 They made Starlord gay?

In the comics. Probably not in the movies. Yet, at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:54 PM (KZzsI)

266
Prayers for Bif!

I had knee surgery 2 years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:54 PM (f9z5j)

267 YouTube takes down second Rand Paul COVID video and suspends him from posting for a week

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (X5CsJ)

268 The prop briefcase also is an interesting touch.
Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2021 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Well, he has to carry his diapers and propeller beanie in something.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:48 PM (VwHCD)


They give dementia patients things to hold and keep them focused. Seriously. That's all that is. Otherwise, he'll find something else to fixate on. The demented mind is a scary thing. If he's starting to become agitated, an ice cream cone will shut him right up. 1) tastes good 2) you have only so much time to eat it so its a task 3) can't set it down, so go back to #2. Give him a satchel, and tell him it's really important. Hell, tell him it's the nuclear football. He'll be focused on getting that thing to its final destination.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

269 Why is everyone just going along?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 05:40 PM (mR6Gs)

They don't want to risk family or career. And there is no real leadership from the Right, so I can't really blame them. Problem is, it's much like the parable about how to trap wild hogs. They are going to wake up one day to find the enclosure shut, and their career and family taken from them anyway.

https://tinyurl.com/97mmpwxd

"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again.

You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (49Exr)

270 Bif, you got it!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

271 clutch cargo: "Their gate is stiff and unnatural, oddly flat-footed..."

No, no, no. That's all wrong. That's just a strong stutter. We should simply appreciate all the better that which Mr. Biden has overcome.

Posted by: MFM Factcheckers at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

272 Anyone else getting a Joker or Two-Face vibe from that covid influencer?

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (3TihK)

273 Purse snatcher gets a well-deserved beatdown.

https://youtu.be/YRX-1wg8g70?t=33

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (UW2ZS)

274 So is anyone watching Lindells cyber seminar? I am trying to record it on OAN. What little bit I have seen is enraging.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (7kFu0)

275 So much for "My people used every part of the Buffalo."

Yeah that was always bullcrap. They stampeded herds off the cliff and took what they wanted, leaving the rest to rot. Tribals learned to say what white people wanted to hear early on and the myth of the noble savage lived on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (KZzsI)

MOSTLY bullcrap. There were Indians that used every scrap of everything. They were the poor ones. The ones driven off their lands by any of a number of folks, red and white.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (V6f9+)

276 Wait. They made Starlord gay?

No, he was born that way. Or he changed when raped by Pedo Joe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:56 PM (r+sAi)

277 - Believes in climate change, just doesn't want to turn everything upside down to fix it

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)


I haven't seen convincing evidence that the climate is changing as rapidly as claimed. (Earth's climate is constantly changing, but not rapidly.)

If the climate is changing as rapidly as the doomsayers claim, I have yet to see convincing evidence that any activity by humans is causing that change.


Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 05:56 PM (AMIL/)

278 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (wAnMi)

I appreciate the imput. I've thought that he had dementia since the debates.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 05:56 PM (k39e/)

279 boogaloo members are often identified by their attire of Hawaiian shirts

Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 05:57 PM (X5CsJ)

280 Soooo in a nutshell, obama dresses like fag, biden is still a fucking vegetable, and the left wing is just one big gay ridden crime family.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VwHCD)

================

Didn't you forget "raping pedophile rapists" in the description? They like rape.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 10, 2021 05:57 PM (OoD92)

281 Odds on Puddin Head making two years?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 05:57 PM (sOXXq)

282 Cant wait for colleges to start hiring top tier models to contracts to help with recruiting of athletes out of high school. Hell, prolly pornstars in the future. Nothing would surprise me.
We all know what those cute girls do now for their universities who are enrolled there and it's their job to give recruits tours.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 05:57 PM (Pz1gB)

283 YouTube takes down second Rand Paul COVID video and suspends him from posting for a week
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 05:55 PM (X5CsJ)


Why is it that only Democrats are held "accountable"?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (AiZBA)

284 So much for "My people used every part of the Buffalo."

Yeah that was always bullcrap. They stampeded herds off the cliff and took what they wanted, leaving the rest to rot. Tribals learned to say what white people wanted to hear early on and the myth of the noble savage lived on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10,

Try and find a deer on a Western Indian reservation. In my experience, the Indians don't do game management. If they do then it sucks.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (Mo2gk)

285 The people who cry DOOM and say "don't vote!" and then decry this ad are in love with the notion of a 24 year slow roll into oblivion, I am not.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:38 PM (Lzpvj)


I decry the ad because, as I said before, it's insulting. It trades on vestigal visual totems to fool viewers into thinking there is still an "America" out somewhere that respects law and order, reveres the flag and the Constitution and takes not just the notion, but the responsibilities of liberty to heart. And it uses them in the service not of proposing a candidate, proposing a national resurgence to fight the left, but to sell overpriced grape juice.

It's the electronic version of shocking a corpse with a jillion volts of electricity and saying, "See? See? It moved!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (2JVJo)

286 Making Starlord gay would be too little too late for the movies. Give that green lady a penis and now we're talking.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (QU5/8)

287 >>>- He's said Biden won "fairly and squarely."
- Believes in climate change, just doesn't want to turn everything upside down to fix it

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)
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All of those Republican candidates are like cats in a sack. They should hire a pollster, discover who has the best chance and support him for the win.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (fTH9C)

288 I'm not arguing that Elder didn't say it. But I haven't seen the actual quote, and this is a game that has been played on us a number of times.

So I will await confirmation.

Not that it matters to me, I live in the Free State of Florida.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (5p7BC)

289 OT - going in for knee replacement day after tomorrow. Would really appreciate it if i could get some prayers for common sense and my hospital doesn't shut down non-essential (elective) surguries between now and after the procedure Thursday morning.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (VcFUs)


You got it. It's actually something these guys can do blindfolded, friend just got one and is going in for #2 in 2 weeks. The hard (and painful) part falls on you. The physical therapy sucks, and is the most important part of the equation. I'll pray that you find ease in doing it, and that it's pain free.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (wAnMi)

290 "Influencer"

Wut is that....thing?

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (QFVV9)

291
Rand Paul's vid is still up on the Blaze's youtube channel. Just checked.

btw, what Sen Dr Paul said was great. He stuck his neck out and touched the Fake "third rail" for us -- unlike that wine ad.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (f9z5j)

292 Odds on Puddin Head making two years?

I dont know, the real powers my just hide him like they did with FDR. Its not like the media is gonna press the issue.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

293 Guy Smiley, Empire of the Summer Moon? I've been reading that one too.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (OX9vb)

294 I am a prisoner of history, I venerate the written record over all things-that said I would give almost anything to see the "great split" in action in the Kush valley.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)


The genetics don't seem to support that, though the study is still young. There is a possibility that there was entrance from the East, but then that would be by your groups that were competent on the edge of ice, and that would still be the samish group that would have gone East.
Occams razor at this point, but I think it is worth looking into.

The main indication is similarity between early New world lithics points and European, which may have been linked culturally from importation or through form-follows-function development for hunting large animals like mastadon and sloth and what-not.

The modern authorities on this sort of thing think it is impossible also, but they can explain why they think that. Needs proof.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (0dhMv)

295 224 Soooo in a nutshell, obama dresses like fag, biden is still a fucking vegetable, and the left wing is just one big gay ridden crime family.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VwHCD)


Okay. Newsletter?

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 06:00 PM (F0YaR)

296 Bif, prayers for guiding your surgeon's hand and a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2021 06:00 PM (bemXd)

297 "Influencer"

Wut is that....thing?
Posted by: Puddleglum


Idiots with a lot of 'followers' on social media platforms that utter every idiotic thing they can pronounce.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2021 06:00 PM (1t5dY)

298 Yeah that was always bullcrap. They stampeded herds off the cliff and took what they wanted, leaving the rest to rot. Tribals learned to say what white people wanted to hear early on and the myth of the noble savage lived on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (KZzsI)


One of the reasons plains indians were nomadic. They'd move into an area, suck it dry for all the game and useful materials and then pack up, leave, and do it all over again, leaving trash dumps behind at every move.

Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 06:01 PM (Fs5vw)

299 clutch cargo: "Their gate is stiff and unnatural, oddly flat-footed..."

No, no, no. That's all wrong. That's just a strong stutter. We should simply appreciate all the better that which Mr. Biden has overcome.

Posted by: MFM Factcheckers


It's a stutter step. Like in sports. See? He's in great shape, like an athelite.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2021 06:01 PM (Wmke/)

300 It's a mad house!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2021 06:01 PM (R/m4+)

301 Read a few articles that layed out DJT might have actually won Leftifornia.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 06:01 PM (znIQ9)

302 The myth of the noble savage drives me nuts.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 10, 2021 06:01 PM (M+Lyo)

303 257 DNA is show us that people moved around a lot way back when. I like looking at different stuff from about 8k years ago, on back to around 500k.

Beats reading Potter.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (r4sI4)


Would you please give us some links for the info? I have become fascinated with species homo evolution and migration lately.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (AMIL/)

304 The Demoncrats are eating Joe nose to tail.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (cSyAR)

305 Sven, what do you mean by the Kush Valley and the Great Split?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (eVRA/)

306 Pelosi is going to be the first Speaker to lose control of the House twice

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (HhaYz)

307 NOW IKNOWWHERE THATSHIRT IS FROM
Remember fuk sticks Presidential portrait coming out of the hedge? That's it!

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 06:03 PM (znIQ9)

308 The Democrats, the Party of Firsts!!!! First Black President- First Gay President- First Alzheimer's President... what will the next First!!!! be, I wonder???

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 06:03 PM (6Je/Q)

309 Pete:
If Dems lose the House, Nancy will get mad and demand to stay on.
It's only if they keep the House that she'll quit.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)

310 oops - genus or family homo, not species. Our species is homo sapien.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 06:03 PM (AMIL/)

311
- He's said Biden won "fairly and squarely."
- Believes in climate change, just doesn't want to turn everything upside down to fix it
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 05:50 PM (L2ZTs)


Larry may not want to run a campaign while being banned from all social media

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 06:04 PM (0dhMv)

312 Would you please give us some links for the info? I have become fascinated with species homo evolution and migration lately.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (AMIL/)

Heh, He said homo.

Posted by: Butthead at August 10, 2021 06:04 PM (Mo2gk)

313 touched the Fake "third rail" for us -- unlike that wine ad.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (f9z5j)
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Link?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2021 06:04 PM (fTH9C)

314 I still can't believe that smiling malignant narcissist was President for 8 years....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 06:04 PM (PiwSw)

315 Guy Smiley, Empire of the Summer Moon? I've been reading that one too.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 10, 2021 05:59 PM (OX9vb)

An excellent no BS account of the Comanche and Quanah Parker. Them were some brutal folks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 10, 2021 06:05 PM (xPJvm)

316 Kindltot, true.

Also, just learned about this state park in Arizona: Homolovi.

https://azstateparks.com/homolovi/

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 06:05 PM (L2ZTs)

317 Dominion voting systems filed a defamation lawsuit against OAN Newsmax and Patrick Byrne this afternoon.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2021 06:05 PM (7kFu0)

318 "The White House hired an 'influencer' to influence people to get the vaccine"

ie. appointing his horse to the Senate.

Really dumb too - you're telling me that... creature... who believes boys can be girl and men can have babies also believes the vax works and is safe?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:05 PM (49Exr)

319 Obama is quite a Man of the people wearing $1500 pants at his $15m house.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 06:05 PM (iY5k5)

320 Dear Granny McBotox,

When you can't remember your name and your boobs start to look like a pair of socks, it's time to retire or go nurse midgets.

Thanks.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:05 PM (sOXXq)

321
Link?
Posted by: Braenyard


https://youtu.be/he-ImBCeI8k

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 06:06 PM (f9z5j)

322 67...And look at all the corporate-jinogistic bullshit imagery they think Americans like.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 05:10 PM (f9z5j)

See also: Black Rifle Coffee.

Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2021 06:07 PM (Rbu5d)

323 Is he/she/it promoting a vaccine for AIDS?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 10, 2021 06:07 PM (xopIz)

324
Odds on Puddin Head making two years?
Posted by: Marcus T


I thought he was supposed to conk out after two months...three months...four months...five months...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

325 The WH and MSM keep saying anti vaxxed are old white guys living in Jesusland. Odd then that they would hire a GenZ urban hipster influencer to get people vaxxed. Almost as if they are lying or something.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 06:07 PM (iY5k5)

326 305 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (eVRA/)

One of the hypotheses of the migration of proto-homonids Out of Africa theory says man migrated along the Indian ocean towards the Kush valley inbetween 'ghani and pock-ee-ston....

I suspect strongly that there were constant calvings of populations off the mass that moved east.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:08 PM (Lzpvj)

327 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-ImBCeI8k

Here's the Rand Paul video. It's a good one. I think he's making a play for higher office but I think he's a brave man and believes what he says.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 06:08 PM (k39e/)

328 Dominion's best defense is a offense lawsuits, if they ever get looked at with a microscope there might be serious jail terms.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 06:08 PM (znIQ9)

329 Native Americans also ate each other, but we're not supposed to know that.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 06:08 PM (r4sI4)

330 Are r free hey still an influencer if right after their pitch I throat punch them?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:08 PM (sOXXq)

331 "I like looking at different stuff from about 8k years ago, on back to around 500k."
Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 05:52 PM (r4sI4)

Do you have any opinion on the theory of simultaneous evolution in separate regions of the world? ie, we didn't all come "out of Africa".

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:09 PM (49Exr)

332 https://youtu.be/he-ImBCeI8k

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2021 06:09 PM (fTH9C)

333 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (VcFUs)

Of course, Bif. Prayers for surgeon and the team and for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2021 06:09 PM (k39e/)

334 What is good for intense nerve pain??? Tramadol isn't touching it. I had a neck injection and now I have nerve pain with spasms of even more excruciating pain in my left arm and hand. It feels like when you hit your funny bone but constant.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2021 06:10 PM (UUBmN)

335 remember, the very gentlmaly gentlman removes the anal beads in a swift motin, as though he were starting a lawn mower, it is what his partner wants.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 06:10 PM (OJLyx)

336
That's "veteran-owned" black rifle coffee.
Bunch of Democrat cocksuckers.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 06:10 PM (f9z5j)

337 Any financials from Black Rifle post wokeness?

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2021 06:11 PM (/6GbT)

338 334 Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2021 06:10 PM (UUBmN)

My ex swears CBD will nuke pain, I have never tried it as I am convinced if I ever relax completely I will never walk again.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)

339 They are having some kind on indigenous peoples celebration at work. So I asked if they were celebrating us bringing them all the accoutrements of western culture, modern housing, medicine, hygiene, and civilization. You know, all the things which allowed them to survive and flourish.

*crickets*

They do realize most of them only survived because of western culture- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:11 PM (sOXXq)

340 Glad you put up that PolitiZoid animation, that's by FAR the best thing he's done. Love all the little call backs to different rides, dude absolutely nailed it. Every detail. He used to be very active during Obama's regime (did an Obama with a lightbulb shaped head - kinda meh), and then vanished entirely during Trump. This one is beyond awesome.

Also - I find this hard to believe - Twatter hid that Cooper video behind a "sensitive content" link! Seriously? Do they know who put it out? I could see them thinking this was a dig at them from homophobic MAGA wearing hicks, which goes to show how fargone they've gotten.

BTW, is "Cooper" a known "influencer"? Or are they trying to organically grow one?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 06:12 PM (wAnMi)

341 that thing sith joe wandering around the wh, it would be the saddest thing ever, were he not a thief

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 06:12 PM (OJLyx)

342 99 87 Too bad I can't speak Hungarian or afford to move there.
Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (JJatH)

Hungarian is tough; I think it is (inexplicably) related to Finnish.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 05:16 PM (PiwSw)

And I have read, to Korean.
I do not know the veracity of that claim.
However, many Hungarians (and some of my H. relatives) had epicanthic folds, so who knows?

Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2021 06:12 PM (Rbu5d)

343 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 10, 2021 05:51 PM (VcFUs)

Payers up, Bif fr a smooth surgery and a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 10, 2021 06:12 PM (xPJvm)

344 " Pelosi is going to be the first Speaker to lose control of the House twice
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 10, 2021 06:02 PM (HhaYz)

Because she overplays her hand, ie she fights. All the GOP mistakes are from erring on the side of caution.

I would rather play an aggressive offense and get shut out than run a Prevent Defense for 4 Quarters only to lose by a field goal every game.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:12 PM (49Exr)

345 329 Native Americans also ate each other, but we're not supposed to know that.

Posted by: klaftern at August 10, 2021 06:08 PM (r4sI4)

I feel bad for you. Human thigh is darned tasty meat!

Posted by: Zombie Montezuma at August 10, 2021 06:13 PM (AMIL/)

346 My ex swears CBD will nuke pain, I have never tried it as I am convinced if I ever relax completely I will never walk again.
Posted by: s


yeah, I am going to say no thanks, relaxing too much is how you get eaten

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 06:13 PM (OJLyx)

347 Oxy is good for pain, or Vicodin.... good luck getting any nowadays...

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 06:13 PM (6Je/Q)

348 So- no post about the Senate Judas Caucus passing their infrastructure fraud and grift plan?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:13 PM (sOXXq)

349 Too bad I can't speak Hungarian or afford to move there.
Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 05:15 PM (JJatH)



fwiw the women of hungary are hotties

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 06:14 PM (OJLyx)

350 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist

Thank you for that, it was the first serious laugh I've had all this fairly grim day.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 06:14 PM (0dhMv)

351 331 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:09 PM (49Exr)

There is a modification of the "homonids ALL came from Africa" theorem that says there is ample evidence of breeding between sapiens and other proto homonids.

The prevailing opinion along those lines is there were existing homonids in Eurasia who were hunted and bred into homo sapiens.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:14 PM (Lzpvj)

352 I haven't seen convincing evidence that the climate is changing as rapidly as claimed. (Earth's climate is constantly changing, but not rapidly.)
Posted by: Gref

It isn't.
We are seeing a mix of
- outlier hysteria. Every year there are 1000 year floods, etc. somewhere
- p hacking. The science will tell you whatever is funded.
- fraudulent data ("hide the decline.")
- really bad surface measurment data (heat island)
- models. Models are useless. all modelers know this.

But also, I believe there is a lot of change since countries started cleaning up the air. In the 70s, the air in many cities was brown. China heated 1.2B people using raw coal in open stoves. The reduction in pollution is way more significant than CO2, but is totally ignored by the AGW assholes

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 06:15 PM (av9aS)

353 The Dems lost the house in 2010 for passing Ocate. Which is still around and will be forever. Small price to pay for the Dems for a long term takeover of health care.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 06:15 PM (iY5k5)

354 What is good for intense nerve pain?

Gabipentine. sp? Works for my back and leg nerve pain.
It's been a life saver for me.

Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2021 06:15 PM (x6uUk)

355 I've never tried it, but I give my old dog CBD in the morning. It seems to help prevent most of the little seizures she has. Still giving her the regular pills too but she gets those at night. I would probably give it a try, if I needed something light for pain.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 10, 2021 06:16 PM (5HBd1)

356 348 Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:13 PM (sOXXq)

We are obviously past the point where our understanding of economics can explain ANYTHING we see.

That being the case why not print another 3-300 trillion in unbacked currency?

My great grandkids are good for it, they are all 11 feet tall with shoulders seven feet wide.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:16 PM (Lzpvj)

357 Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:14 PM (Lzpvj)

Thanks. I need to do more research on that.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:16 PM (49Exr)

358
What is good for intense nerve pain??? Tramadol isn't touching it.

Tramadol and percs never helped me, either.

I got desperate and attacked my lower back vigorous massage and electric muscle stimulation. The "deep tissue" massage works for me. But it's hard to massage your own back, and neck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 06:16 PM (f9z5j)

359 Gabapentin has been prescribed for neuropathic pain.

Do not take Gabapentin if you are allergic to Gabapentin.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

360 BHO's birthday party looked gay AF. A big bowl of fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Can't Spell Dogpoop Without gp at August 10, 2021 06:17 PM (qpX6U)

361 Sven, I got some more questions for you...

* Have you ever heard of the thesis that seems to be popular in China at the moment, that the initial wave of h. sapiens settlement there came from groups that reached Taiwan and then headed West?

* It's also funny to me that their academics have several waves coming out of Taiwan, up to the relatively recent history of the Tai/Shan/Lao peoples who eventually left Yunnan to help populate Laos/Thailand/and parts of Burma and India...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 10, 2021 06:17 PM (YusGz)

362 "The Dems lost the house in 2010 for passing Ocate. Which is still around and will be forever. Small price to pay for the Dems for a long term takeover of health care"

And for unexpected bonus points, they somehow flipped the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in the process. Would never have happened if they had "played it safe"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:18 PM (49Exr)

363 BLM bombmaker gets nine years in the Fed pen.

https://bit.ly/3Auybp3

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 06:18 PM (UW2ZS)

364 You know you've been here too long when you see the initials CBD and think of Teh Dildo rather than weed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 06:18 PM (2JVJo)

365 359 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 10, 2021 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

Gabapentin worked for me, it took away the nerve attacks I suffered in my sleep in the 2000s.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:18 PM (Lzpvj)

366 "Gabapentin worked for me, it took away the nerve attacks I suffered in my sleep in the 2000s.
Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:18 PM (Lzpvj)"

For me and PTSD, that was bourbon. Which is why I don't drink anymore.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (sOXXq)

367
And I have read, to Korean.
I do not know the veracity of that claim.
However, many Hungarians (and some of my H. relatives) had epicanthic folds, so who knows?
Posted by: Flyover at August 10, 2021 06:12 PM (Rbu5d)


There is this belief that Korean and Basque are related, but this is not true. The quote everyone sees is that "both Basque and Korean are solitary languages with no sister languages"
And this is true, each one is a unique language that has no language group, even each other.

By the way, Japanese is a solitary language.
and Korean actually has a number of northern dialects that are considered minority languages in Southern China.

OK blackberries

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (0dhMv)

368 You think Gabapentin would work for shingles pain?

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (6Je/Q)

369 361 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 10, 2021 06:17 PM (YusGz)

It is hard to have genuine scholarship on the matter because ethno-centrism gets way involved see "Peking Man" and "Piltdown man."

At the end of the day I thank God for taking one set of homonids and breathing human cognition into them.

It is a fascinating mental exercise with little impact on the real world.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (Lzpvj)

370 334. Lin duh when did you have the neck injection?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2021 06:21 PM (7kFu0)

371 366

For me and PTSD, that was bourbon. Which is why I don't drink anymore.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (sOXXq)

Made me think of George Thorogood....

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 06:22 PM (6Je/Q)

372 366 Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (sOXXq)

I took the GP for about five years after I quit drinking to get rid of my PTSD phantom pain.

Mom opened my back up twice with a coat hanger in my youth, and if I had an attack at night I would wake up in terror with the pain.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:22 PM (Lzpvj)

373 367 Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 06:20 PM (0dhMv)

Japanese is I believe an artificial language created by integrating the Chinese and Koreans who migrated there.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:23 PM (Lzpvj)

374 360 BHO's birthday party looked gay AF. A big bowl of fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Can't Spell Dogpoop Without gp at August 10, 2021 06:17 PM (qpX6U)

------

Choom Gang Bang.

Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 06:23 PM (FCj3F)

375 "Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:22 PM (Lzpvj)"

Ok well that's horrible and therefore I will pray for you. Because the thing that really saved me was the Lord.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:23 PM (sOXXq)

376 Texas House votes 80-12 to order arrests of absent Democrats

Vote came hours after Texas Supreme Court blocked a lower court order preventing arrest warrants for fugitive legislators.

https://tinyurl.com/TX-Fleebaggers-Can-Be-Arrested

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 10, 2021 06:23 PM (aXxgO)

377 Atlanta K-5 Principal Sharyn Briscoe enacts racial segregation.

https://bit.ly/3saEI5E

Here's the racist's bio:
https://bit.ly/3xES76Z

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 06:23 PM (UW2ZS)

378

nooodo000

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 06:25 PM (f9z5j)

379 The old dog is on gabapentin too. That's one of the things she gets at night (prednisone too). Hard to ask her how well it helps, but she does seem to do better when she takes it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 10, 2021 06:25 PM (5HBd1)

380 NOOD cafe

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2021 06:25 PM (K0bra)

381 Democrats love Segregation.... always have....

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2021 06:25 PM (6Je/Q)

382 375 Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:23 PM (sOXXq)

God saved me as well, I figure He had a hand in the rise of pharmacology.

I quit the booze I used prior to the birth of my child and the pain came back.

Prayer, the love of my family, psychological counseling, and laying down the burden of hyper-vigilance probably saved my life.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:25 PM (Lzpvj)

383 I have nerve pain in my feet after chemo. I'm supposed to take Gabapentin, but I don't like how it makes me feel. I put up with the nerve pain.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (UW2ZS)

384 "Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:25 PM (Lzpvj"

Amen brother. Amen.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (sOXXq)

385 I'd accept the Cheerleading coach making $850k a year so long as the Wymmym's/Gender/Trans Studies professors all lost their jobs.

If this were to happen, that would be a huge move in a positive direction for whatever university did this.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (xxG/v)

386 You think Gabapentin would work for shingles pain?
Posted by: kraken
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I just looked it up and shingles is what it's mainly used for. Now that y'all mention it, I imagine what I'm feeling is much like shingles pain. It hurts to even lightly touch my hand.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (UUBmN)

387 383 Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (UW2ZS)

I finally accepted my pain levels and went on with my life.

I like my hip pain.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (Lzpvj)

388 Kindltot: Actually, Japanese and Korean are slightly related, it's just that they hate each other too much to face that fact, so they take it out on linguistic scholars instead.

Basically, one of the linguistic groups that came down out of Siberia into the coastal region split in two, with one part moving over to Sakhalin Island and down into Japan to become the ancestors of the Ainu, and the other one moving down into Korea, who entered the ethnic mix there before some of them moved on into Southern Japan where they brought a lot of the East Asian Cultural Complex with them and helped create what became historical Japan.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 10, 2021 06:26 PM (YusGz)

389 you got 'em, Bif !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 10, 2021 06:28 PM (YjYuE)

390 C'mon upstairs to the cafe, ya maroons.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at August 10, 2021 06:28 PM (OX9vb)

391 "a fascinating mental exercise with little impact on the real world."

Disagree. But that's for another thread as this one is dead.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:28 PM (49Exr)

392 Jen,
This morning. My first injection two weeks ago did not feel like this. I was fine afterwards and could do anything. I don't think I can work much less drive.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 10, 2021 06:29 PM (UUBmN)

393 "Kindltot: Actually, Japanese and Korean are slightly related, it's just that they hate each other too much to face that fact, so they take it out on linguistic scholars instead. "


as is Chinese.
years ago my lab had a Korean and a Taiwanese who spent many an afternoon comparing their respective ideograms & finding many correspondences ...

and yes, anecdata, I'll just go away now ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (YjYuE) at August 10, 2021 06:31 PM (YjYuE)

394 351 331 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 06:09 PM (49Exr)

There is a modification of the "homonids ALL came from Africa" theorem that says there is ample evidence of breeding between sapiens and other proto homonids.

The prevailing opinion along those lines is there were existing homonids in Eurasia who were hunted and bred into homo sapiens.

Posted by: sven at August 10, 2021 06:14 PM (Lzpvj)


Fossil evidence to date indicates genus homo originated in east-central Africa, and that homo sapiens originated in the same area. Neanderthals, Denisovans, "Peking Man," and "Java Man" in locations in Eurasia. All known homo species are believed to descend from homo erectus, some of whom migrated from Africa into Eurasia about 1.8 million years ago.

Posted by: Gref at August 10, 2021 06:32 PM (AMIL/)

395 Try and find a deer on a Western Indian reservation. In my experience, the Indians don't do game management. If they do then it sucks.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 10, 2021 05:58 PM (Mo2gk)

*********

During my High School years on the Res, I heard plenty of stories about how one of the natives had an M-60 and the ammo to go with it. It was used for deer hunting, or so the story said.

Not much of a deer would be left after getting blasted by The Pig.

But back to the original point. I don't recall seeing as many wild critters on the Res as just off of it.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 10, 2021 06:32 PM (xxG/v)

396 293 Guy Smiley, Empire of the Summer Moon? I've been reading that one too.

It was simply called "Captured."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 06:35 PM (Bmy3R)

397 Lindell at the Cyber Symposium is brutalizing the media but good! Had it on all day and I can say he certainly has the goods. Lots of claims 8PM will be a big reveal. Doubt I will be shocked at what they have.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at August 10, 2021 06:37 PM (cRbt7)

398 Regarding the Obama party, I just think...have you no shame?

I mean I get a birthday party. May 20-30 friend and family over. but a giant tent? A live band? caterers?

It's just a disgusting overindulgence. Disgusting.

YOLO I guess. But sheesh - spend that money on something other than aggrandizing yourself.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 10, 2021 06:45 PM (I262G)

399 Regarding Nancy - she's as bad if not worse then Biden. Positively decrepit. She hasn't made a lick of sense in years, just babbling nonsense.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at August 10, 2021 06:47 PM (I262G)

400
If you keep looking at Tik Tok videos, won't the Chinese Communist Party eventually hack into your bank account and empty it?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2021 06:52 PM (YQaKF)

401 Gotta love it. Champion of the poor and downtrodden wears a $2,400 outfit for his birfday party. Not including jewelry and shoes, of course. Those probably pushed him over...$3,000? $3,500?

I hope he gets ass cancer. On top of the Kung Flu.

Posted by: J. Random Dude, disdainful of the JEF's Wardrobe at August 10, 2021 06:54 PM (YQhmk)

402 https://youtu.be/0AEj3LA2vSo

Posted by: Episode at August 10, 2021 07:11 PM (77uo8)

403 Just laugh at 'em. It works.

Posted by: Episode at August 10, 2021 07:13 PM (77uo8)

404 DC Comics is making Robin gay.

No. Robin made them gay.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 10, 2021 07:33 PM (Ndje9)

405 Yup. It's all just run-of-the-mill marketeering. And it's of the cheapest and tawdriest variety. It's only a matter of time... once they get the cash for it, and they'll have an ad with Lena Dunham & Chelsea Handler downing some post-abortion chablis, or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (JN3xP)

All the better. Then we can kill them by stopping the purchases and they will wonder why we didn't fall for their scam. Meanwhile if their wine is decent, why not buy from them to encourage others to do the same.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2021 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

406 Yup. It's all just run-of-the-mill marketeering. And it's of the cheapest and tawdriest variety. It's only a matter of time... once they get the cash for it, and they'll have an ad with Lena Dunham & Chelsea Handler downing some post-abortion chablis, or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 05:21 PM (JN3xP)

The Piltdown Man fraud wasn't really about race, more nationalism and stubborn hold on a preconceived theory. English Scientists were pissed that Germany had a prehistoric human (Nieanderthals) and the French had one (CroMagnon). The main issue with Peking Man was that it showed that it evolved the "wrong" way - everyone thought that brain size should have developed first before standing erect and using tools, rather than the reverse like Peking man. So they figured it was a failed sideline and not relevant. So someone salted a pit in England with bones that showed just what everyone expected to see and it took a generation for everyone to admit the fraud.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2021 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

407 I wonder if anyone asked Barry if that outfit came in hetero, too?

Posted by: Matt Noto at August 10, 2021 08:49 PM (ZaYq5)

408 67
I think we're being Shucked & Jived with that wine ad.

They put in Bush. Where's President Trump?

And look at all the corporate-jinogistic bullshit imagery they think Americans like.

Rough cut, first edition. It has legs.

Posted by: Atlas Cedar at August 10, 2021 09:06 PM (VoKVv)

409 Let me pray for the day after Granny P retires she dies.

Posted by: sidney at August 11, 2021 06:54 AM (+fjIe)

410 Do you have any video of that? I'd care to find out more details.

Posted by: News Europe at September 04, 2021 04:22 AM (l/+yT)

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