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Good morning (evening). I am trying to befriend one of the feral cats who comes around. Big orange and white dude. Timid. Slow process.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n/FKWJm) at August 08, 2021 01:31 AM (KAi1n) 2
Hey Pixy!
There are no koalas, kangaroos, platypuses or horse thieves in that first picture, so clearly it can not really be from Australia. Posted by: spindrift at August 08, 2021 01:50 AM (2/gMg) 3
Of course Apple is scouring your iPhone for kiddie porn, that's the responsible thing to do, right? Nobody would be against that! Be on the right side of history and enjoy the woke feelz! You are doing your part by letting us search your phone, congrats! Maybe you'll get a free month of data! And because you think correctly you'll be glad to know our scans will detect wrong-think among the deplorables! We can track their movements and know their location in real time. Aids in the apprehensions you know.
Posted by: aawlberninf350 at August 08, 2021 01:53 AM (JcnFx) 4
With the new OS update we're updating our terms of service to include the right of prima nocta. This is all very normal, just a matter of ensuring the comfort of your women. You understand, we're sure.
Posted by: Tim Cook at August 08, 2021 02:01 AM (QU5/8) 5
I'm trying to imagine the Pixy levels of phone alerts.
Level 1 -- Somebody lost their doggy or 'roo, and maybe Pixy can help. Level 2 -- An AoS cob has been boning the help, and needs an alibi. Level 3 -- An actual tech level bobo has crashed the AoS website. Level 4 -- Pixy's GF has filed suit against that "philanderin' mofo'". Alimony is possibly involved. Level 5 -- Red alert, your credit card has been hackzzorred. Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 08, 2021 02:10 AM (F0YaR) 6
hiya
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2021 02:59 AM (arJlL) 7
"Many of the Facebook accounts believed to be part of the network appeared to have Turkish names."
LOL Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 08, 2021 03:22 AM (49Exr) 8
"Many of the Facebook accounts believed to be part of the network appeared to have Turkish names."
G. Obble Posted by: JT at August 08, 2021 03:35 AM (arJlL) 9
"A few years ago, AWS basically forked ElasticSearch to offer it as a service...AWS then announced it would fork the project to keep it fully open source, suddenly becoming the apparent good guy in the scenario."
Huh? I steal your car but give you free rides around town and that makes me the good guy? Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 08, 2021 03:53 AM (49Exr) 10
Long ago when I had a sit down computer there were live cameara all over the world, I assume they still have them?
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 03:58 AM (znIQ9) 11
Want to save children?
Stop having quality Trannie times with them. Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:00 AM (znIQ9) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2021 04:06 AM (arJlL) 13
9 Huh? I steal your car but give you free rides around town and that makes me the good guy?
It's like... Hard to make a car analogy out of this one. I say anyone can borrow any of my junker cars that I got from the dump, but if you want one of the nice ones you have to pay. You start borrowing my junker cars, fixing them up, and charging people cab fares. I say you can't do that, those are nice cars now that you've fixed them, and now no-one wants my nice cars. Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 08, 2021 04:08 AM (MqQvv) 14
You go and find your own junker cars from the dump, fix them up, and keep charging cab fares. I change the street signs so no-one can find your place anymore, only my place. You put up your own street signs that show both places. Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 08, 2021 04:08 AM (MqQvv) 15
https://www.americanthinker.com/did the cdc director just kill the rationale for vaccine passports
https://tinyurl.com/dz8hcrjs Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:09 AM (znIQ9) 16
Wife yelled at me running around outside bare foot again yesterday. It's still tender but cut healed, actually steel toe work boots are better than sneakers to wear comfortably.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:11 AM (znIQ9) 17
Good Lord - I used to be smart. Was able to hold my own.
Then I had kids. Became a stay-at-home mom. Spaced my kids out over 15 years. About the time my middle 2 were born, personal computers came along. I tried to keep up, but everything was moving and changing so quickly, and diapers had to be changed and schoolwork had to be checked, and dinner had to be made, and..... And one day I looked up and the world had passed me by. I could probably figure out what you guys are talking about, given enough time and information, but by the time I caught up, I would be behind again! Oh, well...... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2021 04:12 AM (SRRAx) 18
So many people showed up at Martha's Vineyard to see Barack Obama, the locals thought that the weekend staff had arrived.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 08, 2021 04:17 AM (bCkNL) 19
Wife yelled at me running around outside bare foot again yesterday. It's still tender but cut healed, actually steel toe work boots are better than sneakers to wear comfortably.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:11 AM (znIQ9) === She's a good woman listen to her. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2021 04:17 AM (EZebt) 20
Oh, well......
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2021 04:12 AM (SRRAx) === Reading content? Rookie mistake. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2021 04:18 AM (EZebt) 21
"It's like... Hard to make a car analogy out of this one."
LOL fair enough. But didn't AWS start this? Nice of them to put up street signs showing both places, but borrowing your cars to start a cab service was the dick move that got us all wandering around town lost to begin with. I guess I just don't understand people. I see the same thing with internet bullies: a guy gets jumped by 4 four trolls and *he* gets gaslighted as the bad guy for pushing back. This reminds me of that. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 08, 2021 04:20 AM (49Exr) 22
"I could probably figure out what you guys are talking about, given enough time and information, but by the time I caught up, I would be behind again!"
Every now and then Pixy uses a phrase I know, like "USB port" and I feel young again. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 08, 2021 04:22 AM (49Exr) 23
I could probably figure out what you guys are talking about, given enough time and information, but by the time I caught up, I would be behind again!
Oh, well...... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief (pssst....you're not alone !) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2021 04:24 AM (arJlL) 24
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2021 04:27 AM (DUIap) 25
"And one day I looked up and the world had passed me by."
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas Reminds me of a great scene from Little Miss Sunshine https://tinyurl.com/r65xf9s3 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 08, 2021 04:28 AM (49Exr) 26
68 degrees and no am rain, it's over in Jersey so they are not totally wrong.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:30 AM (znIQ9) 27
Its raining here .
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2021 04:37 AM (arJlL) 28
I got nothing all night or now
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:40 AM (znIQ9) 29
It's dark in Sydney right now if the live video I saw is live
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:47 AM (znIQ9) 30
my solution to the Apple thing: buying Mrs Eez a PinePhone, too.
g'mornin' everyone ! raining like billy hell out there, yay Posted by: sock_rat_eez (wKcWc) at August 08, 2021 04:49 AM (wKcWc) 31
So "Luke" is in favor of the vaccine? I tried to look up the Twitter feeds of Gladys B but she has an ongoing report of ongoing cases diagnosed and Brad Hazzard seems to be talking about dogs and the Olympics. So, are people protesting in Australia?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2021 04:50 AM (k39e/) 32
It's 7:49pm in Sydney
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:50 AM (znIQ9) 33
I haven't seen the sun but a few hours for the past two weeks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2021 04:50 AM (EZebt) 34
lol, I'm old enough to have entered the bootloader in octal on the panel switches.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (wKcWc) at August 08, 2021 04:53 AM (wKcWc) Posted by: Bruce at August 08, 2021 04:56 AM (vd8XM) 36
If no rain today starting Wednesday evenings chance of T-storms
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 04:57 AM (znIQ9) 37
31 So "Luke" is in favor of the vaccine? I tried to look up the Twitter feeds of Gladys B but she has an ongoing report of ongoing cases diagnosed and Brad Hazzard seems to be talking about dogs and the Olympics. So, are people protesting in Australia?
There was a big protest here, and the government is trying to ban protests. So everyone has said "well, f*ck you then" and is basically ignoring the lockdown. Luke and the other crazies on Twitter seem to be pro-lockdown more than they are pro-vaccine. They're upset that people aren't suffering more. Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 08, 2021 04:58 AM (MqQvv) 38
Context: There have been five deaths attributed to this outbreak, in a space of six weeks in a state of eight million people.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 08, 2021 04:59 AM (MqQvv) 39
"They're upset that people aren't suffering more."
that seems to be going around even faster than the Plague Posted by: sock_rat_eez (wKcWc) at August 08, 2021 05:00 AM (wKcWc) 40
Context: There have been five deaths attributed to this outbreak, in a space of six weeks in a state of eight million people.
Posted by: Pixy Misa More Masks!!! Posted by: Bruce at August 08, 2021 05:01 AM (vd8XM) 41
EMT is NOOD
Posted by: Bruce at August 08, 2021 05:02 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2021 05:02 AM (znIQ9) 43
and so the rush for 1st on the EMT begins !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (wKcWc) at August 08, 2021 05:02 AM (wKcWc) 44
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 08, 2021 04:58 AM (MqQvv)
Thanks for clearing that up. I find Twitter kind of confusing (I don't post just read it) On another note ,the papers word search of several days ago was on Australian mammals . It was rather hard because aside from the obvious ones such as kangaroo and koala there were names of ones I didn't recognize. The wonderword (Letters left over was Quokka) I am interested in Australia because my sister went to Uni there in the 70's. Her future husband was an Englishman playing on a Greek owned professional Soccer team in Sydney; I think they were called the Pan Hellenics, but I never visited Australia. Sister and BIL are in England now and have been since for quite sometime. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2021 05:06 AM (k39e/) 45
Sorry; Not just Australian mammals but all kinds of animals.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2021 05:06 AM (k39e/) 46
There are no koalas, kangaroos, platypuses or horse thieves in that first picture, so clearly it can not really be from Australia.
Posted by: spindrift at August 08, 2021 01:50 AM (2/gMg) In Oz, it's sheep stealers. and they haunt billabongs. And waltz a lot. Posted by: jakee308 at August 08, 2021 05:14 AM (wb4G5) 47
Pixy, if you are Australian, why are you one Insty defending slo Joe? And Charles (never Trumper) Martin?
Posted by: Pamazon at August 08, 2021 05:29 AM (OBjG6) 48
While most of us abhor the scum that need child porn in order to attain their immoral lifestyle, how would you shut them down on the www?
Posted by: sidney at August 08, 2021 06:42 AM (7/kmB) 49
"Sorry; Not just Australian mammals but all kinds of animals"
When we were kids, we had friends in Bermuda who thought all Texans wore hats and had family feuds over oil. They are the ones who taught me to play chess LOL I wonder now if they were playing a My Fair Lady gamble. Spoiler: it didn't take Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 08, 2021 06:56 AM (49Exr) 50
Sorry Pixy, I'm the guy who buys numeric key pads with their gaming laptop and I'm not stopping. They're too useful!
Posted by: Draki at August 08, 2021 07:23 AM (Nt0u1) 51
iPhone/Bezos succeeds with his spy operation it'll be a Pine Phone or Librem, well, it won't be an Android or IOS.
Not looking forward to a DIY phone. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2021 08:47 AM (9K2Y6) 52
Not sure it is recent? Winter time, shirtless with light shorts and no socks? Sure, one lady has her jacket, but she's talking to a man in shorts and short sleeves. I'm in Texas, I get warm summers, but that looks high 20s or even 30 C.
Posted by: Leland at August 08, 2021 08:56 AM (IG4sd) 53
"...forked the API..."
And *right there* Amazon (yes Amazon!) Proves that SCOTUS reached the right decision in Google v. Oracle! Posted by: Dyspeptic Curmudgeon at August 08, 2021 10:00 AM (Kc1Sm) 54
Why quell my faith?
Posted by: JesusLover at August 08, 2021 10:49 AM (2JS/9) 55
I love Jesus just like the rest of you, so why am I banned so often?
Posted by: JesusLover at August 08, 2021 10:58 AM (2JS/9) 56
@JesusLover, I don't love Jesus.
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