Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: No Effort Edition

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The ONT is an hour away so I'll post the Cafe I had for tonight tomorrow night instead.

Posted by: Ace at 08:59 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Im29too at August 02, 2021 07:59 PM (V/siF)

2 That is one short, effortless addition!
Love it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2021 08:00 PM (H8IIN)

3 I thought Juge Napolitano was a little taller.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 02, 2021 08:00 PM (/aiGx)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2021 08:00 PM (arJlL)

5 I could'a been a contender; but, I read the content!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2021 08:00 PM (H8IIN)

6 So cute.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 02, 2021 08:00 PM (XZvba)

7 precrastinate - to use what you were late in doing today for tomorrow


Total Boss Move

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:01 PM (meTku)

8 Puppehs!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2021 08:01 PM (EZebt)

9 We haven't had a double post in a while but double sidebar is kinda cool.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:01 PM (Sq5xa)

10 Dogs hugging? What's that supposed to mean?

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

11 Mailing it in, just like John Kasich.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:02 PM (4fSQf)

12 cute puppehs!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 02, 2021 08:02 PM (oEn12)

13 That's another weird thing; the gay people who seem to appear disproportionately in positions of power tend to be diminutive men.

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

14 From the last thread...
Mandatory vaxxes are on the table, as is supposedly a lockdown.



2021 won't be complete until the Biden Junta violates the Nuremberg Code.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:03 PM (DpkTQ)

15 Cute puppehs.

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2021 08:03 PM (VDqwV)

16 Animals acting like humans are a little creepy to me. Dogs don't hug.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:03 PM (+ya+t)

17 I was hoping for lesbo vollyballers hugging and things.

Hot, sweaty things.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2021 08:04 PM (R/m4+)

18 A day without Steve Inman? *sniff* ok...I'll be fine...*kicks dirt*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 08:04 PM (HaL55)

19 Re: sidebar

Dear Ben Wittes, I have no idea who you are, but if only there were some sort of badge you could make the Other wear?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2021 08:04 PM (EZebt)

20 The life hacks reminds me of the tiktok weirdos who do life hacks such as turning a toilet paper roll into a tissue box, which gets mocked by more based tiktokers that slap the toilet paper away and put an actual tissue box on the table.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (hQVBP)

21 Animals acting like humans are a little creepy to me. Dogs don't hug.
Posted by: dartist

Depends on whether one is behind the other, doesn't it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (H8IIN)

22 Somehow we are governed by the lowest, most vile people in the country.
The old quip about the first 500 names in the phone book being a better choice understates the problem - like the last 500 people sentenced to the federal pen would be better men/women.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (DpkTQ)

23 Dogs do hug.

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (Tnijr)

24 Dogs hugging? What's that supposed to mean?

They're both cataphobic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (HaL55)

25 This was willowed, but in response to the comment about how many people don't even seem to be aware there is a controversy about the vaccines:

That's why this scheme is so diabolical. Most people trust their doctors. Most people trust their clergy.

They were deliberately incorporated to perform the fraud, because the bad guys know that people don't trust media or government anymore.

so now, we know we can't trust anybody

Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (AwPyG)

26
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (DUIap)

27 10

Must be bitch beach volleyball.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop, ufF at August 02, 2021 08:05 PM (ufFY8)

28 Well, if you're just going to have one item for tonight's cafe, hugging fuzzy puppies is a good one.

__

Be it ever so hovel, home is where the cats are glad to see you.

😻

Posted by: mindful webworker on the edge of infinity, or so at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (JtBPN)

29 I'm told that the poem by Sir Walter Scott that I'm trying to post "looks like spam." Well, it ain't.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (BJKQV)

30 I was hoping for lesbo vollyballers hugging and things.

**************

Real life lesbos never look like their PornHub counterparts.

It's almost like teh pr0n is not an actual reflection of reality, but that can't be true.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (hQVBP)

31 According to OAN, the Caitlyn Jenner campaign is going broke. I'm still waiting for something to disprove "get woke, go broke."

I don't have a link because iPad and tinyurl don't like me. *shrug*

Posted by: Catherine at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (vdTIg)

32
Willowed

Spirit Airlines cancels a ton of flights. Hilarity ensues.

Riots break out in SJU. [Passengers] are breaking computers, attempting to break the jet bridge door, and are assaulting gate agents. 25 crew members are huddled in a ramp break room waiting for SWAT to escort them away. Crews are urged to change clothes to avoid detection. Tempers are flaring at [Orlando] and [Fort Lauderdale] as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (/U27+)

33 My son's lab loves to hug.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 02, 2021 08:07 PM (XZvba)

34 For America's Female Olympic Soccer team. A quite fitting poem:

Breathes there the man, with soul so dead,/Who never to himself hath said,/This is my own, my native land!/Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd,/As home his footsteps he hath turn'd,/From wandering on a foreign strand!/If such there breathe, go, mark him well:
For him no Minstrel raptures swell;/High though his titles, proud his name,/Boundless his wealth as wish can claim;
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,/The wretch, concentred all in self,/Living, shall forfeit fair renown,/And, doubly dying, shall go down/To the vile dust, from whence he sprung,/Unwept, unhonour'd, and unsung.

Sir Walter Scott

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 08:07 PM (BJKQV)

35 I know I cannot *wait* for millionaire black Obama and his millionaire/billionaire black friends to lecture me on racism and white privilege!

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:07 PM (u+Y3T)

36 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

37 Lol, breaking computers will get you on a flight.

What a bunch of retards

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

38 Spirit Airlines cancels a ton of flights. Hilarity ensues.

Riots break out in SJU. [Passengers] are breaking computers, attempting to break the jet bridge door, and are assaulting gate agents. 25 crew members are huddled in a ramp break room waiting for SWAT to escort them away. Crews are urged to change clothes to avoid detection. Tempers are flaring at [Orlando] and [Fort Lauderdale] as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (/U27


We've got spirit, yes we do!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (4fSQf)

39 Ewok foreplay, and then the leashed come off! Booyah!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (bCkNL)

40 Real life lesbos never look like their PornHub counterparts.


I've known plenty of good looking lesbians - and I'm being serious here.

...and the interesting thing is that all of those women ended up marrying men eventually

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (DpkTQ)

41 According to OAN, the Caitlyn Jenner campaign is going broke.
Posted by: Catherine at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (vdTIg)
===

Classic narcissist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (EZebt)

42 Dogs playing poker > dogs hugging

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

43 Did Spirit go bankrupt in the middle of the day?

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

44 I've read the argument that dogs as animals do not like to be hugged, but then I read the counter argument that they do like to be hugged, just not by their ugly Karen purple haired owners.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:09 PM (hQVBP)

45 i think the hugging is a kind of wrestling game - dog with leg on top of the other wins

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 02, 2021 08:09 PM (oEn12)

46 "I'm told that the poem by Sir Walter Scott that I'm trying to post "looks like spam." Well, it ain't.
Posted by: 29Victor"

Hmm. Let's try it.

Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam
Lovely spam
Wonderful spam
Lovely spam
Wonderful spam

Seems to work ok

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 08:09 PM (Tnijr)

47 ...and the interesting thing is that all of those women ended up marrying men eventually

*****************

Does that mean they are marrying men who are male lesbians?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (hQVBP)

48 Here you go BB

https://tinyurl.com/ua8m58mf

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (VDqwV)

49 Riots break out in SJU. [Passengers] are breaking computers, attempting to break the jet bridge door, and are assaulting gate agents. 25 crew members are huddled in a ramp break room waiting for SWAT to escort them away. Crews are urged to change clothes to avoid detection. Tempers are flaring at [Orlando] and [Fort Lauderdale] as well.

**

White privilege?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (k1L5r)

50 A day without Steve Inman? *sniff* ok...I'll be fine...*kicks dirt*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


"And here we see Mandy and Brandi Tifa going at it WWF style. Brandi is ready to take Mandy down in a throw that will snap her head back like a Pez dispenser..."

Posted by: mindful webworker narrating life from the sidelines at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (JtBPN)

51 BackwardsBoy--I'll be sending you an email tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (TdMsT)

52
Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam
Lovely spam
Wonderful spam
Lovely spam
Wonderful spam

Seems to work ok
Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 08:09 PM (Tnijr)

Spam filter status: Defeated

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (BJKQV)

53 32 Holy crap, Hadrian...

Humanity is really teetering on the edge.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

54 Spirit Airlines cancels a ton of flights. Hilarity ensues.
Riots break out in SJU

So help me understand here. We've got a pandemic of the most deadly virus in history. And a bunch of people are mad they can't get back from vacation on a discount airline and they are crowding together and trying to get in a fight with other people.
Because, you know, that's what you do to make sure you don't get a respiratory illness that kills everyone.

Apparently no one believes in wu flu anymore but we are all still supposed to pretend.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:10 PM (DpkTQ)

55 "...making sexually suggestive comments in an elevator."
---------------------

What is... the title of Aerosmith's song before an editor got ahold of it?

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (Sq5xa)

56 American Airlines has been canceling flights too. They say that the are having problems putting full crews together.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (xPl2J)

57 SJU is Puerto Rico, right?

I mean, how many brawls are there in a normal night? Two? Three?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

58 Does that mean they are marrying men who are male lesbians?
I think it means the "born this way" stuff was always bullshit.

But...with the current trannytyranny I guess you are allowed to notice that again?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (DpkTQ)

59 Dogs playing poker > dogs hugging
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Beat me to it, lol.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (+ya+t)

60
We've got a pandemic of the most deadly virus in history.

__________

You can die even reading stories about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (/U27+)

61 55 "...making sexually suggestive comments in an elevator."
---------------------

What is... the title of Aerosmith's song before an editor got ahold of it?
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (Sq5xa)

All I said was, "Going down?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6FeV1)

62 Humanity is really teetering on the edge.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

It won't take much anymore to set off real unrest.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (mD/uy)

63

A religious leader from Oxfordshire, South East England has chosen to use his body as a form of protest against the owner of Fox News Rupert Murdoch.

On Monday, Reverend Tim Hewes, 71, sewed his lips up in protest of the climate emergency across the world which Hewes has claimed Murdoch has completely ignored.

The following statement was made via video before sewing up his lips.

"I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth," said Hewes in a press release by Christian Climate Action (CCA).

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

64 Shouldn't Steven Tyler just claim to be a tranny? He's looked like one for a couple of decades now.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (DpkTQ)

65 All I said was, "Going down?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (6FeV1)

Still lolling

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (Sq5xa)

66 I have to ask, since it is a thing at the horde,

when did it becom necessary to notify somebody you would be sending them an email, was there a time you had to fedex somebody to give them notice you were going to be fedexing them, do you not just get a notification in your email that you have email, wth?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (8tNUK)

67 We've got a pandemic of the most deadly virus in history.

__________

You can die even reading stories about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:12 PM (/U27+)


Too late. Net Neutrality already killed me.

Bring on the Covids.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (AiZBA)

68 SJU is PR. I flew there many dozens of times. Both my dogs are from there. Love the island. Great people. Corrupt as hell government, and that was in 2006-2008. Likely 10X worse now.

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)

69 Shouldn't Steven Tyler just claim to be a tranny? He's looked like one for a couple of decades now.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (DpkTQ)
Dude looks like a lady

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (xPl2J)

70 "I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth," said Hewes in a press release by Christian Climate Action (CCA).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

His poor, poor boyfriend.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (6FeV1)

71 In all seriousness, with the understanding of modern rules and assumptions, what are we supposed to assume about the racial component of these instances?

And these are big time federal crimes in an airport, right? Will any of these people be put on a no fly list, or are we expected to accept this behavior because the poor things don't know any better and can't be expected to etc. etc.?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (k1L5r)

72 "I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth,"

I'm guessing he said that first.

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (Tnijr)

73 Humanity is really teetering on the edge.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

It won't take much anymore to set off real unrest.
Posted by: Tonypete

A loud fart ?

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (arJlL)

74 Spirit Airlines cancels a ton of flights. Hilarity ensues....
Posted by: Hadrian


I try to envision this with people dressed up nice in suits and dresses, men in hats, like 1950's airplane passengers.

https://youtu.be/bXOjNkpHm_c
https://youtu.be/IlyCN6tVSPo

Posted by: mindful webworker narrating life from the sidelines at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (JtBPN)

75 64 Shouldn't Steven Tyler just claim to be a tranny? He's looked like one for a couple of decades now.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (DpkTQ)

Dude looks like a lady?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (BJKQV)

76 So, ace really cares about us and is posting a Lego squad thread early, thank you ace!

And hit the tip jar my friends, we need this damn place fully operational, more now than ever before!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (hOUT3)

77 USA beats China at volleyball

https://youtu.be/hUJtzYSRxEQ

Oh my, it must have been hot that day. They are sweaty and flushed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2021 08:15 PM (ybIRR)

78 "I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth," said Hewes in a press release by Christian Climate Action (CCA).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yep, that will get his attention. What a twink.

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2021 08:15 PM (VDqwV)

79 Great people. Corrupt as hell government, and that was in 2006-2008. Likely 10X worse now.
Remember when the FNM blamed Trump for screwing up hurricane response in PR and...it turned out the worst thing Trump had done was to underestimate just how corrupt the PR pols were?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:15 PM (DpkTQ)

80 Apparently no one believes in wu flu anymore but we are all still supposed to pretend.

****************

I thought this whole thing would burn out once it achieved its goal of illegally removing Trump from office but now I could see this going on for years.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:15 PM (hQVBP)

81 Thanks, infidel. That should hold me until tomorrow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 08:15 PM (HaL55)

82 I thought this whole thing would burn out once it achieved its goal of illegally removing Trump from office but now I could see this going on for years.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:15 PM (hQVBP)

If all you have is a hammer, you don't throw it out after hammering in one nail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:16 PM (6FeV1)

83 I'm sewing up my lips....

*******

If only more lefties and Karens would do this.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:17 PM (hQVBP)

84 Oh man I love those little doggos!

Posted by: pj at August 02, 2021 08:17 PM (G1dq6)

85 All I said was, "Going down?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko

I used to work in an old building that had an elevator attendant who'd pull the iron gate shut and select the floors for you. An ancient old dude.

Every once in awhile he'd say "Bras, panties and girdles going down." Hilarity truly did ensue.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2021 08:17 PM (mD/uy)

86 I try to envision this with people dressed up nice in suits and dresses, men in hats, like 1950's airplane passengers.
I'm pretty sure if you gave the average 1950s American a picture of America in 2021 he'd ask the Russian to nuke him.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:17 PM (DpkTQ)

87 @MrAndyNgo

US shot-putter Raven Saunders twerks in front of the camera at the Tokyo Olympics.

https://tinyurl.com/yf9kj88j

Can we give her to another country? How 'bout Jamaica?

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

88 Copy that, Ladyl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (HaL55)

89 I thought this whole thing would burn out once it achieved its goal of illegally removing Trump from office but now I could see this going on for years.
**

I did, too. I honestly didn't expect people to enjoy it as much as they have. But it turns out a big chunk of the country - conservatives included - think it's pretty awesome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (k1L5r)

90 Remember when the FNM blamed Trump for screwing up hurricane response in
PR and...it turned out the worst thing Trump had done was to
underestimate just how corrupt the PR pols were?

True story: I was in PR when the governor was indicted on dozens of federal charges of corruption. It took two hours to make the 3 mile drive back to my hotel because the isthmus was blocked by a street party the governor threw to celebrate his indictments.

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (u+Y3T)

91 I wish the spirit of St. Paul would materialize in Oxfordshire and pimp slap that silly cretin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (6FeV1)

92 "I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth,"
-----------
Slightly smarter than the flaming monk in Vietnam.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (+ya+t)

93 I thought this whole thing would burn out once it achieved its goal of
illegally removing Trump from office but now I could see this going on
for years.

This is a riding the tiger scenario.
If they let it go people notice that it was never what was claimed. So...they can't.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 08:19 PM (DpkTQ)

94 I pulled a Lethal Weapon on a good looking girl in an elevator. As I was getting off the elevator I said loudly, 'I'm not that kind of guy, lady''.


Everyone laughed, she blushed. 'Twas a good day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:20 PM (4fSQf)

95 You are welcome BB! I love Inman. I always lmao.

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2021 08:20 PM (VDqwV)

96 Reverend Tim Hewes, 71, sewed his lips up

Fail to see a problem here.

Hoping this could become a wide-spread trend.

Posted by: mindful webworker drinking dinner through a straw at August 02, 2021 08:20 PM (JtBPN)

97 I think a lot of "hugging" by dogs is a dominance thing. But there is probably more going on there too. Dog interaction has been complicated by their interaction with us.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:20 PM (meTku)

98 45 i think the hugging is a kind of wrestling game - dog with leg on top of the other wins
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 02, 2021 08:09 PM (oEn12)/i]

Now look vmom. What your parents told you when you were little and walked in on them doing that wasn't a wrestling game...

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:20 PM (vMCab)

99 .

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:21 PM (k1L5r)

100 Haha save from the barrel by the bizarre coding rules of the site!

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:21 PM (vMCab)

101 RE: Steven Tyler

As a joke, "Dude looks like a lady" is getting up there with "That was no lady, that was my wife!" in terms of being fresh, sparkling wit.

No idea why he affects that look. Based on form, as the British say, he's a breeder if there ever was one.

Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2021 08:21 PM (Cssks)

102
"I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth," said Hewes in a press release by Christian Climate Action (CCA).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Sure sounds Christian, to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 08:21 PM (bSMWf)

103 I used to work in an old building that had an elevator attendant who'd pull the iron gate shut and select the floors for you. An ancient old dude.
-----------
Otis and a bar stool for the dude.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:21 PM (+ya+t)

104 Buzzion owes Robbie a beer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (4fSQf)

105 I bet whoever groomed those dogs was singing, "Let Me Show You How To Ewok The Dog" the whole time.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (Xwt96)

106 Every once in awhile he'd say "Bras, panties and girdles going down." Hilarity truly did ensue.
Posted by: Tonypete

When we were still allowed to laugh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

107 USA beats China at volleyball

https://youtu.be/hUJtzYSRxEQ

Oh my, it must have been hot that day. They are sweaty and flushed.
Posted by: B


so you have four broads and not enough tits between the bunch to need half a bra

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (8tNUK)

108 This stuff will go on until the establishment burns the last of its credibility. There are still people out there who believe that Big Anything is believable because "they have too much authority and reputation to lose by taking false positions, plus if they were that bad they never would have gotten to positions of authority." Like it's still the last century . It's really hard for these sorts of people to accept the new reality. I still run across people online who believe McCain was a patriotic conservative. Change is hard for some people.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (3/XaG)

109 91 I wish the spirit of St. Paul would materialize in Oxfordshire and pimp slap that silly cretin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:18 PM (6FeV1)


I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (TdMsT)

110 Good save

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (tF1nN)

111 I had an attempted close tag in the post. So it closed in the post. Note that my name is not italicized. Because I had /i]

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:23 PM (vMCab)

112 Now look vmom. What your parents told you when you were little and walked in on them doing that wasn't a wrestling game...
Posted by: buzzion (vMCab)

this is why hubby & I always lock the door LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 02, 2021 08:23 PM (oEn12)

113 the building next door to ours had an elvator go wrng and tear a bitch in half.

the guys in the elevator had to ride 30 floors with the top half

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:23 PM (8tNUK)

114 Ghetto Airlines = Spirit Airlines.

Better off taking a Trailways.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2021 08:24 PM (R/m4+)

115 that garand thumb is kind of a snotty prick but there is something about his vids I enjoy.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:25 PM (8tNUK)

116 104 Buzzion owes Robbie a beer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (4fSQf)



Nope. If you have an attempt at closing the tags it will carry through your comment but somehow the site recognizes you tried to close the tag and so it stops at the comment box. If it doesn't carry through to the "posted by" then no other comment is affected.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:25 PM (vMCab)

117 What's up morons? I've been outside enjoying this absolutely gorgeous weather! It's 75 with 61% humidity.. feels glorious! I know summer will be back but I'm enjoying these few days.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)

118 I was dead wrong about the election but I was soooo right about them never letting go of this thing.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (Sq5xa)

119 Change is hard for some people.

***************

What astounds me is that they think the idea that the government and technocrats would lie to them for self-gain is somehow radical, rare and X-Files like conspiracy theories.

Having that much faith in such utterly corrupt institutions is... problematic.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (hQVBP)

120 Better off taking a Trailways.

Or Greyhound. Are they still around??

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (nxdel)

121 Steven Tyler is in his mid 70s. It's like the Kiss costumes. His look was "out there" and "fresh" 50 years ago, and now it's what he looks like as a trademark. He's not going to change at this point no matter what the look signifies 50 years later. He wasn't supposed to be "gay" back then and he isn't now.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (3/XaG)

122
Spurit Airlines: Chuck E. Cheese in the Clouds

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (/U27+)

123 *Waves to Jewells*

My A/C has been off since yesterday evening. So beautiful!

Posted by: Catherine at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (vdTIg)

124 Trump's lawyer says he will fight move
by the Treasury Department to turn his tax returns over to House Democrats
-----------

Duh

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (sXGra)

125 Nope. If you have an attempt at closing the tags it will carry through your comment but somehow the site recognizes you tried to close the tag and so it stops at the comment box. If it doesn't carry through to the "posted by" then no other comment is affected.

**

In the interest of science, I propose a test, with no threat of embarrelling. I sort of remember that ace or the cobs have the power to italicize errything, but I think the name fields exist outside of the realm of the comment boxes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:27 PM (k1L5r)

126 Those old elevators would have everyone thinking when they bobbed up and down on the cables at every stop.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:27 PM (+ya+t)

127 that garand thumb is kind of a snotty prick but there is something about his vids I enjoy.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:25 PM (8tNUK)

He always looks like his teeth are trying to jump out of his mouth when he talks.

But does good videos.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2021 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

128 99.


I've been waiting so long....

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

129 Change is hard for some people.



the need to get that thing you wear n your belt.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:28 PM (8tNUK)

130 Better off taking a Trailways.


Kind of hard from Puerto Rico. Maybe the infrastructure package will build a bridge?

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

131 test

Posted by: name field not bold bold at August 02, 2021 08:28 PM (k1L5r)

132 Robbie I'll take one for the team and try it.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:28 PM (Sq5xa)

133 so you have four broads and not enough tits between the bunch to need half a bra
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:22 PM (8tNUK)

You're a breast-man? Too bad.

Franz Ferdinand, No You Girls

https://youtu.be/j-5L5McaBAY

Alex is a leg man. Just a hunch.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2021 08:28 PM (ybIRR)

134 Nope, didn't do shit.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:29 PM (Sq5xa)

135 Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)

Like so many places these days, the people in PR are great, their government is corrupt, evil, and despicable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:29 PM (hOUT3)

136 Catherine isn't it wonderful?? Sometimes we get a nice break like this. Last week was so awful I could barely breathe when I went outside.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 08:29 PM (nxdel)

137 4 Spirit Airlines cancels a ton of flights

******

(Not) Goin' Up To The Spirit In The Sky!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:29 PM (Xwt96)

138 In the interest of science, I propose a test, with no threat of embarrelling. I sort of remember that ace or the cobs have the power to italicize errything, but I think the name fields exist outside of the realm of the comment boxes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:27 PM (k1L5r)


Ok here's the test quote someone but fuck up the close tag. Use /i] without the front bracket. Or type it like [i/] And see what happens.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:29 PM (vMCab)

139 So then would the close tag for the "bold" in the name field apply to everything ahead of it?

Posted by: name field not bold bold at August 02, 2021 08:30 PM (k1L5r)

140 Infrastructure bill: $66 Billion for Biden's beloved Amtrak, boosting women in trucking and pollinator-friendly plants for highways _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 08:30 PM (sXGra)

141 He always looks like his teeth are trying to jump out of his mouth when he talks.

But does good videos.
Posted by: H


he dose that ducking sound thing when he talks too, but yeah, the quality of his vids is top notch and the the profligate use of ammo, dare I say ammo porn, is worth it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:30 PM (8tNUK)

142 .

just in case

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:30 PM (k1L5r)

143 Or Greyhound. Are they still around??
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 08:26 PM (nxdel)


Jewells, I think it has been rebranded as Grayperro!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

144 Ok here's the test quote someone but fuck up the close tag

**

This place is so fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (k1L5r)

145
italics test

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (DUIap)

146 Hmm. Soon we will have 'auto-driving' buses. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (cGzEU)

Telling your boss the bus was late.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (6FeV1)

147 when did it become necessary to notify somebody you would be sending them an email
Posted by: confederatefifth
Thank you. I have wondered.
Maybe it is some secret OpSec thing? Each email automatically is sorted to the canoe to join the guns for the accident on the lake?

Posted by: MikeM at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (tA/XW)

148 Hrothgar:

I completely agree. Including government at every level above the county in the USA (and some at county/city/borough. Looking at you, Chicago, NY, LA, DC, etc)

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

149 You're a breast-man? Too bad.

Franz Ferdinand, No You Girls
Alex is a leg man. Just a hunch.
Posted by: B


I am an all of the above ma, and there is not enough between those four to have a boob.


Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:32 PM (8tNUK)

150 136 Catherine isn't it wonderful?? Sometimes we get a nice break like this. Last week was so awful I could barely breathe when I went outside.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 08:29 PM (nxdel)
------------------

#two weeks

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 08:32 PM (sXGra)

151 Auto-driving buses and trains: For when you don't want the hassle of the concentration camp....

Posted by: Mookie at August 02, 2021 08:32 PM (u+Y3T)

152 I think you can make it pass comments by doing this.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:32 PM (Sq5xa)

153 I am an all of the above ma, and there is not enough between those four to have a boob.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:32 PM (8tNUK)

They ain't measured in cups, they're measured in tablespoons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

154 YOU DICK!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

155

See?

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (Sq5xa)

156
.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

157 Bold move

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (4fSQf)

158 So then would the close tag for the "bold" in the name field apply to everything ahead of it?
Posted by: name field not bold bold

**

FWIW, that was typed with the [ b ] in the comment section, but the bolding somehow didn't carry through to the name field, but the name field closed it with the [ / b] after the "bold" example. That was in bold.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (k1L5r)

159 They ain't measured in cups, they're measured in tablespoons.
Posted by: W





Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (8tNUK)

160 In the interest of keeping the blog nice and clean I won't say what it is.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (Sq5xa)

161
'member when we could force multiple lines in the name field?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2021 08:33 PM (DUIap)

162 watch as I dance on the edge of the barrel. [i/]

Its up to you to trust my observations of how the site reacts.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (vMCab)

163 i just know i sure as hell ain't going near any barrels for that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (6FeV1)

164 I am an all of the above ma, and there is not enough between those four to have a boob.

***********

I'm everything but a foot man. Those feet step on some nasty things yo. Probably have the covids too.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (hQVBP)

165 watch as I dance on the edge of the barrel. [i/]


things simne bils would not say for $100?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (8tNUK)

166 lol Hrothgar I was telling my BIL about the time my mom put me on a Greyhound bus from Wichita Falls to visit my dad in Massachusettes and I had to pass through NYC. He couldn't believe my mom did that. Actually I can't either.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (nxdel)

167 At least 90% face diapers in a couple big stores today. People are gladly going along with this and believe all the lies. They will lockdown without a peep if told to. And vote by mail

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (PTDkx)

168 so you have four broads and not enough tits between the bunch to need half a bra
-----------
Stayed at a hotel in Hawaii just before Iron Man competition. Swim, run, bike. Not enough fat on 10 girls to fry an egg. Goodness they could swim in the ocean.

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:35 PM (+ya+t)

169 'm everything but a foot man. Those feet step on some nasty things yo. Probably have the covids too.
Posted by: The


I would say that the thing with feet is that they not be horribly fuckd and twisted, such as with Christine Hendricks.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (8tNUK)

170 The el gato malo is saying that the potential new lockdown will be the most ignored EO in American history. Except for the real true believers (who seem to all live and work around me), everyone knows this is all BS. There were a number of people who have been crunching the data and predicted the summer stimulus would start receding Aug 10th. If it looks like this "surge" is already abating. So they better lock down fast if they want to regain the narrative that lockdowns work. Cali and NY will lock down and every other state will disprove that lockdowns work at the same time.

Posted by: InCali at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (ov5G+)

171 This reminds me of the night of the thread that caused us to loose all the formatting keys.

I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face. The 'Marquee' ability was the funniest.

Anyone else here remember that thread?

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

172 163 i just know i sure as hell ain't going near any barrels for that....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:34 PM (6FeV1)


You need a fucked up close tag in the comment for the site to recognize that you made an attempt. So you would have needed something like /b] or [b/] for it to save you.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (vMCab)

173 Horse feathers

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra)jumping trough the hoop at August 02, 2021 08:37 PM (sXGra)

174 Again

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra)jumping trough the hoop at August 02, 2021 08:37 PM (sXGra)

175 You need a fucked up close tag in the comment for the site to recognize that you made an attempt. So you would have needed something like /b] or [b/] for it to save you.
Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (vMCab)

That wasn't me, that was Dots! I didn't have any tags of any kind!

You gotta believe me, man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (6FeV1)

176 I would say that the thing with feet is that they not be horribly fuckd and twisted, such as with Christine Hendricks.

****************

Huh, I never looked that far down to notice.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (hQVBP)

177 Ponder the mysterious ways of Pixy's hampsters, young padiwans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (HaL55)

178 when did it become necessary to notify somebody you would be sending them an email

*****

When I was stationed in Germany, our clinic secretary's (local German lady) desk was about 150' from my office. When she had an incoming call for me she would get up from her desk and walk rapidly down the hallway, "click, clack, click, clack", poke her head in my office door and say, "Dr. Muldoon, I vill be transferring you a phone call." Then she would click clack back down the hall to her desk. My phone would ring, I'd answer and she would say, "Ach, Dr. Muldoon, I am transferring you a phone call." Then she would invariably disconnect the caller. Two minutes later the whole process would begin again.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (Xwt96)

179 Huh, I never looked that far down to notice.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (hQVBP)

Christina Hendricks has feet. Huh.


Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (6FeV1)

180 Anyone else here remember that thread?

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (cF8AT)






Hahaha yep the bouncing and scrolling was crazy. I'm not one to get carsick or seasick but that definitely pushed me towards queasy.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 02, 2021 08:39 PM (we2l3)

181 Two minutes later the whole process would begin again.

Ah, German efficiency.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2021 08:40 PM (W4eKo)

182 180 Anyone else here remember that thread?
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
Hahaha yep the bouncing and scrolling was crazy. I'm not one to get carsick or seasick but that definitely pushed me towards queasy.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 02, 2021 08:39 PM (we2l3)



Its the thread that cost us all our html buttons. It also made the site unreadable for people on phones.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:40 PM (vMCab)

183 Just watched that video of Biden holding hands with the Kentucky Governor's son and him slipping the kid his used face mask.


Joe Biden is a wucking feirdo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)

184 Rember the interim/new blog we had during the weeks of infamy? It had a preview button which was nice. I actually liked the new/interim blog and thought it just needed a few tweaks here and there and would have been a fine improvement. I think the main problem was that about half of ace's posts got screwed up and maybe that was hard to fix. But, I liked a lot about it.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:41 PM (meTku)

185 That's another weird thing; the gay people who seem to appear disproportionately in positions of power tend to be diminutive men.
Posted by: artemis at August 02, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

Robert Reich is ghey? Who knew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2021 08:41 PM (N+nxw)

186 Its the thread that cost us all our html buttons.

The trauma of it lingers to this very day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2021 08:41 PM (W4eKo)

187 1 ≠ 2

test

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:42 PM (Xwt96)

188 184 Rember the interim/new blog we had during the weeks of infamy? It had a preview button which was nice. I actually liked the new/interim blog and thought it just needed a few tweaks here and there and would have been a fine improvement. I think the main problem was that about half of ace's posts got screwed up and maybe that was hard to fix. But, I liked a lot about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:41 PM (meTku)


The great hamster fire? I'll never get the smell out of my clothes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:43 PM (4fSQf)

189 We don't need all that fancy formattin just the straight poop.

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 08:43 PM (Tnijr)

190 Its the thread that cost us all our html buttons. It also made the site unreadable for people on phones.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:40 PM (vMCab)

Considering it was about 10 years ago, you'd think they could put it back with a few tweaks. Punishment seems a tad harsh.

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

191 Hugging like Women's Volleyball.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

192 .:

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (sXGra)

193 So you CAN do a "not equal to" sign. Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (Xwt96)

194 I'm told that the poem by Sir Walter Scott that I'm trying to post "looks like spam." Well, it ain't.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 08:06 PM (BJKQV)

Pixy just counts carriage returns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2021 08:45 PM (N+nxw)

195 test
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:42 PM (Xwt96)

---------

True. 1 does not equal 2.

Did I pass?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)

196 So you CAN do a "not equal to" sign. Heh.

Only between 9:30 and 9:45 PM EST.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2021 08:45 PM (W4eKo)

197 Huh, I never looked that far down to notice.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (hQVBP)

Christina Hendricks has feet. Huh.


Learn something new every day.
Posted by: W


weirdly it was an ette the told the horde about her twisted hooves.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:46 PM (8tNUK)

198
Considering it was about 10 years ago, you'd think they could put it back with a few tweaks. Punishment seems a tad harsh.
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (cF8AT)



It wasn't a punishment so much as a necessity because it allowed trolls to figure out how to completely fuck up the blog for everyone, not just phone users.

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 08:46 PM (vMCab)

199 >>> So you CAN do a "not equal to" sign. Heh.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (Xwt96)


This is not equal in some programming language I forget which ""

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:46 PM (meTku)

200 When I was stationed in Germany, our clinic secretary's (local German lady) desk was about 150' from my office. When she had an incoming call for me she would get up from her desk and walk rapidly down the hallway, "click, clack, click, clack", poke her head in my office door and say, "Dr. Muldoon, I vill be transferring you a phone call." Then she would click clack back down the hall to her desk. My phone would ring, I'd answer and she would say, "Ach, Dr. Muldoon, I am transferring you a phone call." Then she would invariably disconnect the caller. Two minutes later the whole process would begin again.




Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:46 PM (8tNUK)

201 >>Animals acting like humans are a little creepy to me. Dogs don't hug.


Oh, they hug from behind!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (bDqIh)

202 183 Just watched that video of Biden holding hands with the Kentucky Governor's son and him slipping the kid his used face mask.


Joe Biden is a wucking feirdo
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
-------------

He thinks he's Elvis

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (sXGra)

203 Considering it was about 10 years ago, you'd think they could put it back with a few tweaks. Punishment seems a tad harsh.
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

**

There's a mechanical / maintenance strategy something might not be working 100% correctly, but it's working, and it's working well enough that it's not worth running the risk of introducing problems by tearing the machine apart and potentially introducing problems that aren't there right now just to fix a minor annoyance.

I think that's how this place is run, and I sort of appreciate the approach.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (mlBAr)

204 It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom, is it???!!?!?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (C1NyB)

205 The invisible stuff inside the quotes that pixie ate was a less than "".

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (meTku)

206 Tami

That was so fun. And so wrong. The borders marching around like ants. The text colors were rainbows.

And then there was a sound like a needle going over a vinyl record, and the fun ended.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

207 Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (Xwt96)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 02, 2021 08:47 PM (oEn12)

208 >>weirdly it was an ette the told the horde about her twisted hooves.


Now check out Steven Tyler's toes!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 08:48 PM (bDqIh)

209 The following statement was made via video before sewing up his lips.

"I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth," said Hewes in a press release by Christian Climate Action (CCA).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

Stupid fucktard. How nice of him to self-identify.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2021 08:48 PM (N+nxw)

210 Yes we do hug, motherpuppers.

Posted by: Dogs everywhere getting their jollies at August 02, 2021 08:48 PM (8uddF)

211 The brown dog just whispered something in the white dog's ear that made the white dog go, "Say wut?"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:49 PM (Xwt96)

212 Wow, someone did some html that hurt pixie real bad in the past.

less than followed by greater than

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:49 PM (meTku)

213 weirdly it was an ette the told the horde about her twisted hooves.


Now check out Steven Tyler's toes!



it was in a discussin of whether or not her magnificent boobs were enough to outweigh her fat ass.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:49 PM (8tNUK)

214 That wasn't me, that was Dots! I didn't have any tags of any kind!

You gotta believe me, man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (6FeV1)

Oh sorry yeah it was me, I thought I made it clear.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:49 PM (Sq5xa)

215 I want to propose paying to get our own hash.

Like every time I post, my hash is NaCly.

This can be a source of funds for pixy, and maybe ace. Ace does not seem to need it for food, but that Vespa needs fuel.

What do you think?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

216 Oh, they hug from behind!
-----------
In a style named just for them. I stand corrected!

Posted by: dartist at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

217 "Ach, Dr. Muldoon, I am transferring you a phone call."

That reminds me of an old Woody Woodpecker cartoon with a German clock maker who would put earplugs in at noon 'cause of the cuckoo clocks.

"Ach, mine earplugs!"

Posted by: InCali at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (ov5G+)

218 1 NE 2

test
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:42 PM (Xwt96)
test
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:42 PM (Xwt96)


RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

219 I don't know how the hashes work. Are they geographical indicators somehow?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (mlBAr)

220 & ne ;

remove the spaces

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (Xwt96)

221 >>it was in a discussin of whether or not her magnificent boobs were enough to outweigh her fat ass.

Yeahhhh, I have no dog it that fight - whatever floats yer boat!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (bDqIh)

222 I want to propose paying to get our own hash.

Like every time I post, my hash is NaCly.

This can be a source of funds for pixy, and maybe ace. Ace does not seem to need it for food, but that Vespa needs fuel.

What do you think?
Posted by: Na



I would pay big $ to have the no ad hominem rul rescinded.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (8tNUK)

223 217 I want to propose paying to get our own hash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ


People should buy their own hash. Coke too. I'm not your drugstore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (4fSQf)

224 just had a wine mom argue to me that "more fortunate" people shoukd pay more for services so workers could get a living wage.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (oEn12)

225
What do you think?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

_________

H7#1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:52 PM (/U27+)

226 Yeahhhh, I have no dog it that fight - whatever floats yer boat!


she's fat

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:52 PM (8tNUK)

227 What do you think?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)


Hroth agrees, as usual NaCly is ahead of the wave!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

228 Joe Biden ≠ Smart

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:52 PM (4fSQf)

229 Ok, lt gt symbols are SQL I remember now. Is that why pixie eats it? Who knows.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2021 08:52 PM (meTku)

230 AlaBAMA

Well, my post went south fast. Oops. I guess you post what you know best.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

231

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

232 just had a wine mom argue to me that "more fortunate" people shoukd pay more for services so workers could get a living wage.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 02, 2021 08:51 PM (oEn12)

You can't argue with someone who justifies taking shit from other people. You'd be better off slamming your head into a concrete wall.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:53 PM (Sq5xa)

233 233
Thank you Muldoon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at August 02, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

234 Two minutes later the whole process would begin again.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2021 08:38 PM (Xwt96)


Let me guess. You fired her and she became a dental assistant, in Augsburg, where an encounter with my ailing bicuspid led to her learning new American expressions.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2021 08:54 PM (axyOa)

235 221 I don't know how the hashes work. Are they geographical indicators somehow?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

is based on your ip address

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 02, 2021 08:54 PM (oEn12)

236 >> just had a wine mom argue to me that "more fortunate" people shoukd pay more for services so workers could get a living wage.


"May I have the keys to your fancy car then?"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (bDqIh)

237 The best ideas in the world are the ones that only harm other people.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (Sq5xa)

238 confederatefifth

Are we not 'rons and 'ettes? I remember Flamewar Fridays.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

239 Beef jerky anyone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (VxC1e)

240 What do you think?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

Why would you want to change You Ate Two Ounces?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (2DOZq)

241 3rd police officer at Capital riot commits suicide
Will Ace cravk a joke about them being passes?

Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (1gBql)

242 Here they are, laid bare, female movie stars feet.
Lot of self mutilation:

https://is.gd/ZtH0XK

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (sXGra)

243 Joe Biden =/= Smart
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Damn right!

Posted by: Geordi La Forge at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (okV1R)

244 Are we not 'rons and 'ettes? I remember Flamewar Fridays.
Posted by: N


those were the halcyn days

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:56 PM (8tNUK)

245 just had a wine mom argue to me that "more fortunate" people shoukd pay more for services so workers could get a living wage.

**

I love how people have no idea that minimum wage is a variable, and it doesn't matter if it's $3, $7, $15, or $100, that will be the amount that represents one unit of nearly worthless and unskilled labor, and a unit of labor that no one beyond high school kids just entering the workforce should ever have to encounter.

3, 7, 15, or 100, all prices will adjust accordingly. That's how it works. A big mac value meal is going to be roughly one unit of unskilled minimum wage labor (arbitrary example), and it will be that amount no matter where you are. I bet that big mac value meal costs $15 in NYC right now where minumum wage is $15, and about $7 in Arkansas where it's ~$7

Just like water, raise it to whatever you want, and it will still find its natural level.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (mlBAr)

246 Why does Kurt always have to come here to have a stroke?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (DXFDM)

247 Kurt lurrrrrves him some LEO.

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (VxC1e)

248 The ettes were a little different back then.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (Sq5xa)

249 Just a side note

I have a bigger appetite. Like a 44 DD one in cup size.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

250 Those of us who know how the tags work on this blog are much amused by those of you trying to figure it out.

Anyone else here remember that thread?
Posted by: Tami


And text that would appear left or right of, outside of, the gray boxes. That was pretty much right after I started checking in here. Suddenly, it was all gone.

Mere text cannot convey what multicolor randomly-placed marquee info can convey; something is lost in the translation.

Posted by: mindful webworker
What multi-line name fields?
at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (JtBPN)

251 63 "I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth," said Hewes in a press release by Christian Climate Action (CCA).

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 08:13 PM (63Dwl)


If he *really* wanted to save the world by reducing CO2 emissions then he'd have his nostrils sewn shut as well. Total poseur.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (DTX3h)

252 >>Are we not 'rons and 'ettes? I remember Flamewar Fridays.


I liked the free-for-all insult post where you had to use olde English slurs!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (bDqIh)

253 Will Ace cravk a joke about them being passes?

*

Thoughts and prayers, cravks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (mlBAr)

254 just had a wine mom argue to me that "more fortunate" people shoukd pay more for services so workers could get a living wage.



the funny thing is is she thinks she is more fortunate than she is.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (8tNUK)

255 Just like water, raise it to whatever you want, and it will still find its natural level.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (mlBAr)

I think everything should be free AND people should get 40 bucks an hour.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (4fSQf)

256 H7#1!

Posted by: I didn't do it! at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (+ya+t)

257
The minimum wage isn't a living wage because it was never intended to be one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (/U27+)

258 3rd police officer at Capital riot commits suicide

******

A rash of suicides with no suspicious circumstances sounds very plausible to me.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (hQVBP)

259 Sorry, thoughts and prayers passes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (mlBAr)

260 Raucous trespassers cause Capitol cop to take his own life, seven months later.

Tragic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (VxC1e)

261 Just a side note

I have a bigger appetite. Like a 44 DD one in cup size.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

We are talking about hash

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

262 I liked the free-for-all insult post where you had to use olde English slurs!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 08:57 PM (bDqIh)


Randy tart says what?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 08:59 PM (4fSQf)

263 Hey Kurt, did you see the hero capital police officer on the Lemon show that was carrying the confederate flag inside the building on the 6th?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 08:59 PM (mlBAr)

264 The thing is is, when you have had time with a big rack you never want to go back to a small rack, ever.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (8tNUK)

265 3rd police officer at Capital riot commits suicide
Will Ace cravk a joke about them being passes?
Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2021 08:55 PM (1gBql)

They were probably despondent because you announced you had syphilis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (kAO4z)

266 I'm still unclear why a hero who is praised by so many people would didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (mlBAr)

267 267 The thing is is, when you have had time with a big rack you never want to go back to a small rack, ever.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (8tNUK)


The deer hunter's motto.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

268 257 just had a wine mom argue to me that "more fortunate" people shoukd pay more for services so workers could get a living wage.
the funny thing is is she thinks she is more fortunate than she is.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 08:58 PM (8tNUK)



No she probably thinks her rate of pay would remain the same. So it won't affect her but instead "Other people"

Posted by: buzzion (vMCab) at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (vMCab)

269 I liked the free-for-all insult post where you had to use olde English slurs!

There've been some epic threads here. The made-up pr0n movie names was my fave. I couldn't barely post because I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (HaL55)

270 >> "I'm sewing up my lips to demonstrate the terrible and violent havoc Murdoch's actions have reaped upon the world and to symbolically make visible this truth,"


Dude is trying to tell us his self-mutilation fetish is really political statement? Nah, bro, if you really meant it you'd become "transmute" like the Ellen Jamesians.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 09:01 PM (bDqIh)

271 Those of us who know how the tags work on this blog are much amused by those of you trying to figure it out.

**

Oh, trust me when I say I want no part of figuring it out.

There be dragons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 09:01 PM (mlBAr)

272 The thing is is, when you have had time with a big rack you never want to go back to a small rack, ever.

**

Access is most important, proportion is next.

Access is most important however. Big, small, whatever. Can I have access? Those are my favorites.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 09:02 PM (mlBAr)

273 There've been some epic threads here. The made-up pr0n movie names was my fave. I couldn't barely post because I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 09:00 PM (HaL55)

I think that was the most recent of the truly hilarious threads. I've been searching for a particular one from a decade ago but google totally sucks now or I would have found it already. Ace literally challenged everyone to do a certain joke format. I was crying.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 09:02 PM (Sq5xa)

274 Greyhound is still around. I saw one of their buses on the road recently. They are nice looking buses.

My old dog is spending the night at the vets. They are trying to figure what is wrong with her. It could be a UTI but they haven't been to get a good urine sample. They promised to give her dinner. I was worried about that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 02, 2021 09:02 PM (YynYJ)

275 So much projection by these lefty douchebags. I'm sure Kurt made fun of Scalise. It's what they do.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

276 I liked the free-for-all insult post where you had to use olde English slurs!
Posted by: Lizzy

Randy tart says what?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Wouldn't you like to know, thou peevish pickled brain !

Posted by: Ardiane the Cauldron Contents Critic ... at August 02, 2021 09:03 PM (okV1R)

277 275 So much projection by these lefty douchebags. I'm sure Kurt made fun of Scalise. It's what they do.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 02, 2021 09:03 PM (2DOZq


Same people praying for COVID to take out Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 09:03 PM (4fSQf)

278 Access is most important, proportion is next.

Access is most important however. Big, small, whatever. Can I have access? Those are my favorites.
Posted by: M


in fairness I would say that Access is most important, proportion is next access to a cute girl for sex is most important but if she has tiny tits they just kind of get ignored.

I mean what are you going to do with tiny tits if you are used to big tits?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 02, 2021 09:04 PM (8tNUK)

279 Hang dai Notsotoreau. Other than the sample maybe she'll be getting luxury spa treatment in her eyes. Vets and vet techs (and helpers) always seem to be very compassionate with our older dog when she comes in not feeling well and needing to stay overnight for whatever reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 09:05 PM (mlBAr)

280 We should have OM post a thread on his Epic Hashes collection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

281 ONT!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 02, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

282 I mean what are you going to do with tiny tits if you are used to big tits?

**

You mean the region that has the same amount of nerve endings in an area 1/4th the size?

Hmm, what could be done in that situation...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you get vaccinated my vaccination will work gooder at August 02, 2021 09:06 PM (mlBAr)

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