Obama Planning Massive 600+ Person Nantucket Super-Spreader Event to Celebrate His 60th Year of Gifting the World With His Benevolent Radiance
Update: Jen Psaki Spins for Obama the Super-Spreader

475 guests plus 200 of the Servant Class to attend to our Masters.

Former President Barack Obama is having a massive birthday bash Friday on Martha’s Vineyard amid growing concerns over the delta variant and a return to masks for vaccinated Americans in some parts of the country.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued new guidance July 27, saying that vaccinated individuals should resume wearing masks indoors if in substantial or high transmission areas of the country. The move has prompted indoor mask mandates to be reimposed in some areas like Washington, D.C., amid confusion and backlash over the rules.

Obama turns 60 on Aug. 4 and the guest list for the event -- to be hosted on his property in Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts -- reportedly numbers some 475 guests and around 200 or more staff, according to Axios. The event is to be held outdoors and guests are asked to be vaccinated. There will also be someone ensuring COVID-19 protocols are followed, Axios added.

Pearl Jam will be playing, which confuses me, because singing in church is forbidden for the plebes.

Via Steven Kruiser, Massachusetts (of which state Nantucker is part) governor Charlie Baker issued a guidance that all vaccinated people should wear masks.

Think they're going to be wearing masks at the Obama Celebration?

I bet you the service staff will be required to mask up.

While the Ruling Class goes maskless.

The Daily Mail also notes:


But Francis Collins, director of the National Institutes of Health, said Sunday on CNN that big parties should be avoided.

'If you're talking about a small party like I might have at my house for six or eight people who are all fully vaccinated, I do not believe, at this point, we need to put masks on to be next to each other,' he said.

'But if there were 100 people, and, of course, how are you really going to be sure about people's vaccination status?'

The CDC advises people who want to have large gatherings to gather virtually.

As Obama asks his massive retinue and court to be vaccinated, another member of The Regime says that businesses should require their patrons be vaccinated.

The Ruling Class is asked; the Serf Class is required.

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he is asking private businesses such as bars and restaurants to require proof of vaccination against Covid-19 as a condition for admission.

DC Mayor Bowser just re-imposed an indoor masking mandate on the city -- and then immediately officiated a maskless wedding with hundreds of Super-Spreader celebrants.

And she had just masklessly celebrated her birthday!

Fewer than 24 hours after Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser celebrated her 49th birthday with a DJ and comedian Dave Chappelle, she officiated a wedding at The Line DC, a four-star hotel in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of the city.

Despite the mayor's order, the wedding reception featured hundreds of unmasked guests served by dozens of wait staff, including a conspicuously unmasked Bowser.

Bowser, who was not sitting at the table designated for her during wedding toasts, did not wear a mask despite not actively eating or drinking. When approached by the Washington Examiner to explain why she was maskless at an event now legally obligated to enforce mask compliance, security blockaded the free press.

Despite photographic proof that she was maskless in a huge Super-Spreader event not 24 hours after mandating indoor masking, she exercised her Ruling Class Privilege to just lie about it and gaslight the public.

She just issued a statement claiming she was wearing a mask.

Apparently suggesting that the photos showing her unmasked maw are Russian Hacker Fakes.

Update: More gaslighting.

Posted by: Ace at 04:24 PM




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1 Megan Rapinoe will not be FIRST!

Posted by: 496 at August 02, 2021 03:23 PM (VJsqe)

2 Grey in a BOX

Posted by: Inogame at August 02, 2021 03:24 PM (53oGX)

3 I'm betting Obama has seen more dicks then Kamala Harris at a Willie Brown swingers party.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 03:24 PM (J6dnG)

4 So, he'll be 420 in dog-eating years?

Posted by: ShainS at August 02, 2021 03:25 PM (Kc8Wi)

5 Damn, ace...

The gray boxes are a thing these days, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

6 I would go too but I've been confined to this gray box.

Posted by: Nelson Rockerfeller at August 02, 2021 03:25 PM (h63Yq)

7 Sunny days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (UuD2k)

8 "The CDC advises people who want to have large gatherings to gather virtually."

And what is school, but a large gathering.

Kids are never going back.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (cvNl1)

9 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

10 This whole, "the Democratic Party elite are better than you," thing that they're shoving down the people's throats is interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

11 another member of The Regime says that businesses should require their patrons be vaccinated.
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I guess sitting at the lunch counter and the front of the bus are right out, then.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (IytoW)

12 Closing tags is for losers.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (DXFDM)

13 Totally Ghrey

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (WmGrA)

14 The Obama's buy like a $20 million beach-front property home.

They sure don't seem to believe the bullshit the glaciers are melting and everything will be underwater, do they?

Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (iX53a)

15 Closing tags is for closers.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (DXFDM)

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (KnJdm)

16 8
Kids are never going back.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (cvNl1)

=======

Depends on the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

17 **taps the Giv-o-Shit guage**

Nothing. It empty.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (axyOa)

18 Come on, SMOD!

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (KnJdm)

19 Aww, look at little Thotiana try to do an journalism!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (DXFDM)

20 Was just reading again about the Handley case. (The one where the husband hired two guys to kidnap his wife, and both drowned.)

OMG, reading about that stuff makes me feel better about my own life.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (L2ZTs)

21 You spelled malevolent wrong.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (wAnMi)

22 Where's the line to kiss teh SCOAMF's ring? And will masks be required for that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (HaL55)

23 I wonder what car in the train Eddie's rider gets him.

Mask up. Stay safe. Wear a condom.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (uhPTO)

24 Merry Scoamfmas!

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (byF5j)

25 Everyone except the serving staff should contract Wu Flu and die, God willing.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (gmo/4)

26 Kids are never going back.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (cvNl1)

Mine aren't. We are homeschooling again next year and looking forward to it.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (KnJdm)

27 Think Obama had actually heard of pearl jam, or just that they're big donors so let these badly aging Xers play their 30 year old songs and clap politely?

Posted by: brak at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (/+8Cq)

28 10 This whole, "the Democratic Party elite are better than you," thing that they're shoving down the people's throats is interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

They actually are better than the people that support them. As a whole the left is lower than sewer rats, but I can see why the elite think they are better than their supporters.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (UuD2k)

29 They don't us to gather in large numbers. We might communicate via non-monitorable channels.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (SchxB)

30
In the mean, loser-minority-"leader" kevin mccarthy is fake-trending on twitter on the DEMAND he resign.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:28 PM (Glq7j)

31 Wear the Mask!

Get the "vaccine"!

Get on the train.

Take the shower!

Burma Shave

Posted by: We've seen this movie before at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (WmGrA)

32 This whole, "the Democratic Party elite are better than you," thing that they're shoving down the people's throats is interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)


Getting people used to the new nobility.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (EjmvJ)

33 I predict this party will go much like the opening scene in "The Godfather."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (L2ZTs)

34 Gosh, it's almost like the Zampolit don't believe in that which they demand of others.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (2SdPm)

35 Kids are never going back.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (cvNl1)

=======

Depends on the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
***

Best to try for conscious...but seeing the quality of some recent graduates, unconscious seems popular.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (axyOa)

36 C'mon ptomaine! C'mon salmonella! Daddy needs a new dead president!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (wAnMi)

37 Kids are never going back.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (cvNl1)

might be for the best in a lot of schools...

and i HOPE AND PRAY, Lord forgive me, that a large number of people get covid at the o'fuckstick bash ...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (8D42x)

38 Fuck you governor Murder Tits.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (J6dnG)

39 Jeez. I don't know 60 people I'd want at my birthday party. 6 is pushing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (OCTRt)

40 Pearl Jam will play a birthday party? I guess it is either there or Branson.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (OVYeG)

41 I predict this party will go much like the opening scene in "The Godfather."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (L2ZTs)

There was a ghey foam party in the opening scene in "The Godfather."

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (KnJdm)

42 I missed reading the part where the CDC advised against and the MSM gasped in horror over 100,000 packing into the Lollapalooza concert this last weekend in Chicago.


Being Democrat has its privileges

Posted by: H Badger at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (n/0Nw)

43 It will be a Man's Country super spreader event.

Anthony Fauci approves.

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (ZPFIn)

44 Mine aren't. We are homeschooling again next year and looking forward to it.
Posted by: flounder
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Good for you.

I thank God every day that the g-babies have never set foot in a public school classroom...and they never will.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (FyH5u)

45 The Grift must flow

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (IkyaB)

46 flounder, didn't you see the Director's Cut? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (L2ZTs)

47 Pearl Jam will play a birthday party? I guess it is either there or Branson.

Not everyone gets a Vegas gig.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (SchxB)

48 37 and i HOPE AND PRAY, Lord forgive me, that a large number of people get covid at the o'fuckstick bash ...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 02, 2021 03:29 PM (8D42x)

==========

There will be dozens of positive tests. None will get reported.

No one will be hospitalized. No one will die.

This will be further proof that the hoi polloi cannot be granted the same freedoms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

49 Where's the line to kiss teh SCOAMF's ring? And will masks be required for that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule!

By "ring" you meant sphincter, right?

Posted by: We've seen this movie before at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (WmGrA)

50 The Washingtonian (never heard of this publication) thought this was a real gotcha...

@washingtonian

UPDATE: The Washington Examiner writer who published photos of Mayor Bowser maskless at a wedding over the weekend was not invited to the wedding.

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (cF8AT)

51
Kurp, Bruce Jenner, and The Baby discuss Brittany Spears:

https://youtu.be/ZfUCcUwWVCU

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (Glq7j)

52 This is gonna be greyt!

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (Tnijr)

53 I hope Eddie Vedder wears a mask and collapses on stage from oxygen depletion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (2SdPm)

54 Just checked my mail. No invitation yet. Still looking.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (jvt6t)

55 No self respecting virus would go within 1000 yards of Obozo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (d9FiS)

56 Pearl Jam? Really?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (AD3JT)

57 Imagine, approx 1 staff member for 2 people. I like those odds. Steak knife anyone?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (wAnMi)

58 It would be a shame if the pate gave them all dysentery.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (J6dnG)

59 I hope Eddie Vedder wears a mask and collapses on stage from oxygen depletion.

Would anyone care if his mumbling ass passed out? Probably improve the quality of the show.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (SchxB)

60 The Washington Examiner writer who published photos of Mayor Bowser maskless at a wedding over the weekend was not invited to the wedding.
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
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Hmm, so, once again, the reaction is the story.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (2SdPm)

61 oh, and headed to NYC this weekend as the younger dau is moving up there. so have to move them in. i suppose i have to bring a &*(^(*%&^( mask with me now... wonder if i can get a fake card while i'm up there....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (8D42x)

62 The only thing getting "super spread" in MV that weekend is genital warts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (6FeV1)

63 The party killer will turn out to be Monkey Pox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (IkyaB)

64 Pearl Jam? Really?
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (AD3JT)


Puppet Show had other commitments.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (wAnMi)

65 lol. what a gift grubber

Posted by: x at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (oA+QO)

66 Obama has heard of whatever he's been told he's heard of. Whoever the hell he is.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (r4sI4)

67 Ace comments on Eastern time
We comment on Central time
Rank doth have its privilege

Posted by: Braenyard at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (sXGra)

68 I don't really see the Obamas as big Pearl Jam fans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

69

Pearl Jam sucks.

Walked out of one of their shows, it was so bad. Too loud, too much yelling, guitars a mushy mess, stagecraft bright white lights and nothing else, and Eddie Vedder acting all tough.

Garbage band.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (4WPW/)

70 when asked why she was violating her own mask mandate, her security retinue quickly escorted her away.

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Thou shalt not question the ruling class!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (d9FiS)

71 It would be a shame if the pate gave them all dysentery.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (J6dnG)


"We've secretly replaced the goose liver pate that everyone loves at the Obama party with ordinary sheep dip. Let's see if anyone notices!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

72 Pearl Jam? Really "D" list there Bammy.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (gmo/4)

73
btw, I wasn't going to say anything but...

all of you who were conned into believing Brittany Spears is sane and able to take care of herself...

get your shit together. She's nuttier than your auntie's fruitcake.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (Glq7j)

74 Easy on the eyes
big grey is.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (sXGra)

75 Obama was two presidents ago. I bet there are still guys selling Obama merchandise like they used to do in the PX, years after he was elected.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (ZS6f0)

76 Would anyone care if his mumbling ass passed out? Probably improve the quality of the show.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (SchxB)
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Ah, come on the video of the wailing and gnashing of teeth as "Rock Legend" (blog needs reverb to make it sound more officious) Vedder collapsed would be epic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (2SdPm)

77 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

78 No self respecting virus would go within 1000 yards of Obozo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston

That ship has sailed, and docked.

Posted by: HIV- Think Positive at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (WmGrA)

79 After hors d'oeuvres, there will be a basketball three-point shooting competion to see who gets to take home Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (bCkNL)

80 The Future Tsunami That Could Destroy the US East Coast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDApGmTFmE

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (FyH5u)

81 Like I said this morning... it'd be a real shame if a couple hundred of the illegals from the southern border were dumped off inside Martha's Vineyard the day of this shit show.

We should take up a collection for a few busloads...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (BFigT)

82 Has PROGDA not announced what's on the menu for that event? Why are they not disclosing this to us? We absolutely must know what they're eating!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (HaL55)

83 btw, I wasn't going to say anything but...



all of you who were conned into believing Brittany Spears is sane and able to take care of herself...



get your shit together. She's nuttier than your auntie's fruitcake.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (Glq7j)

I am positive I am not one of these people.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (ZS6f0)

84 It is said that Big Mike likes death metal and Urkel likes Barry Manilow. They compromised

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (flINI)

85 Here's hoping the caterer lets the coleslaw sit out in the sun too long.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

86 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (Glq7j)

Leave Brittany allllooooooooooonnnnneeeeeeee......

Posted by: That Blonde Under The Sheet at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (jvt6t)

87 You all know they ret-conned Picard to be gay for Data, yes?
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Death to Androids!

Sports Insider
@SportsInsider
An NBA head coach punished his team because 1 player had an Android phone and it messed up a group chat
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Kidd was a strict, hard-nosed coach with the Bucks from 2014-18 and brought an interesting coaching tactic that punished the rest of a team for a single player's mistake. If a player slipped up during practice, then Kidd would make every other player run sprints, while the player who made the mistake had to watch from the sideline.
. . . .
Kidd was upset about it and made the team run because Kidd felt that Maker not getting an iPhone was an example of the team not being united.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (d9FiS)

88 The Low-Information Ex-President will be photographed wearing a mask, then as soon as the pictures are taken, he'll take the mask off.

Just like Fauci did at a Washington Nationals game last year. Wore a mask on the mound when no one was within 60 feet of him, then had the mask off while sitting right next to two people in the stands.

Also, just like Fauci, Obama throws like a girl.

Posted by: Furious George at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (9vQJW)

89 "UPDATE: The Washington Examiner writer who published photos of Mayor Bowser maskless at a wedding over the weekend was not invited to the wedding."

and did not kill himself.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (Cus5s)

90 Pearl Jam?

Dexy's Midnight Runner not available?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (IkyaB)

91 He chose Pearl Jam because of their name.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (sXGra)

92 Of course Chaaaaaalie Baker won't be wearing a mask.
Hard to suck on Obama's dick when the mask is in the way.

I hope one of those "rogue waves" is already out at sea, gathering strength to wipe that dog-eating crackhead and his house into the ocean.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (2JVJo)

93 I don't really see the Obamas as big Pearl Jam fans.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Pearl Necklace is a big hit, though.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (WmGrA)

94 I don't really see the Obamas as big Pearl Jam fans.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:33 PM (UuD2k)


Gotta tell you that the Mocha Messiah has fallen out of favor. Just 6 years ago, the hottest bands would have been tripping all over themselves to get a gig for the JEF.

Now it's the guys who are going to be playing casinos and cruise ships in another year.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

95 Pearl Jam sounded bad because you were underdosing.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (r4sI4)

96 Ah, come on the video of the wailing and gnashing of teeth as "Rock Legend" (blog needs reverb to make it sound more officious) Vedder collapsed would be epic.

Sure, eight seconds of quality entertainment in a two-hour show.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (SchxB)

97 Uhh, uhm, make sure Michael isn't invited. That guy is scary.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (ZGrMX)

98 82 Has PROGDA not announced what's on the menu for that event? Why are they not disclosing this to us? We absolutely must know what they're eating!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (HaL55)

I hope it's canned salmon mousse like in The Meaning of Life.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (jvt6t)

99 This pretty brunette would rather hang out on her boat than party with the Party, especially because while she's tolerant, she cannot abide their fetid hypocrisy:
https://is.gd/QiTWBD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (3p5uk)

100 Obama sucked because I was underdosing.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:37 PM (r4sI4)

101 Wishing COVID on people is such a waste. It's like wishing someone would get a really bad cold.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2021 03:37 PM (byF5j)

102 This covid is the smartest d@mn virus ever - it's like it instinctively knows that BLM riots and VIP events are totally off limits!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

103 Wishing COVID on people is such a waste. It's like wishing someone would get a really bad cold.
Posted by: ...
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lol

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:37 PM (FyH5u)

104 Rules are for the little people

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (Cxk7w)

105 98 82 Has PROGDA not announced what's on the menu for that event? Why are they not disclosing this to us? We absolutely must know what they're eating!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (HaL55)

I hope it's canned salmon mousse like in The Meaning of Life.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (jvt6t)

/looks around for Biden's dog....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (oHd/0)

106 I wanna see Trump break his sobriety streak and crash the tits off this party....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (6FeV1)

107 475 guests and 200 servants? Are you sure it's not the other way around? Obama's guests are so refined they will need to be carried around so their feet don't touch the ground. Perhaps laying down serfs over puddles will stop their feet getting wet.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (RMGKK)

108 Talk about a target rich...you know what, never mind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (V6f9+)

109 . . . .
Kidd was upset about it and made the team run because Kidd felt that Maker not getting an iPhone was an example of the team not being united.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (d9FiS)


You want me to carry an iPhone? You pay for it and it's service. I'll carry it and you'll be the only one that reaches it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Pearl Jam sucks.

Walked out of one of their shows, it was so bad. Too loud, too much yelling, guitars a mushy mess, stagecraft bright white lights and nothing else, and Eddie Vedder acting all tough.


Pearl Jam's first record is fantastic. Everything after that is mostly pretentious garbage.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (ZGrMX)

111 103 Wishing COVID on people is such a waste. It's like wishing someone would get a really bad cold.
Posted by: ...
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lol
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA
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Bwahahaha. Yep.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (j7R0k)

112 Will the JEF celebrate with dog on the menu?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

113 This covid is the smartest d@mn virus ever - it's like it instinctively knows that BLM riots and VIP events are totally off limits!
Posted by: Lizzy
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It's also prefers English speakers, and targets short people .

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (FyH5u)

114 This pretty brunette would rather hang out on her boat than party with the Party, especially because while she's tolerant, she cannot abide their fetid hypocrisy:
https://is.gd/QiTWBD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (3p5uk)

Those are superheroine proportions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (V6f9+)

115
Kidd was upset about it and made the team run because Kidd felt that Maker not getting an iPhone was an example of the team not being united.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Holy shit.
The Fascist-Collective is born.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (Glq7j)

116 People are noticing the Politburo getting to play the mask card when it's convenient for them while the working class are forced to have a muzzle on their face all day long.

I see this breaking through the usual Red vs Blue battle lines.

Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (iX53a)

117 This just in: Obama's party will feature 475 whites and 200 blacks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (SYZ5z)

118 It.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (FyH5u)

119 In before anyone's mentioned that not only is this a super-spreader event, but if Obama really cared for the environment, he wouldn;t be flying a bunch of people into a small island for a weekend event.

Seem to recall that eco-twit Laurie David had (still has?) a house on Nanticket, and no doubt she'll be pissed to hear of all the fossil fuels wasted on 600 people jetting in for a birthday party.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

120 108 Talk about a target rich...you know what, never mind.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (V6f9+)

Insults will fly, let the egos hit the floor.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (jvt6t)

121 It's good to be the king.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (lXZ2r)

122 Pearl Jam -- coming off their triumphant U.S. tour of playing free concerts at County Fairs.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (gmo/4)

123 It is so fashionable to give Obama shit for this, but the truth is I admire his honesty. Not in general, of course. But because he's doing what we should all be doing. And before people say "hurf durf, the police," what of it? Obastard knew that if any part of his plotting for eight years went tits up, he was going to be dragged to death all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue.

The soy latte crowd have calculated that their spines are stiffer than the average American's. So far they've been right.

Posted by: trev006 at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (gUEOx)

124 I really don't like Fleetwood Mac. Those pretentious D-bags thought they were so deep. And Stevie Nicks had no business singing with that warble.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (UuD2k)

125 Pearl Jam...would not exist without Nirvana and Mudhoney.

Posted by: NeverBiden at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (uA3aJ)

126 Sports Insider
@SportsInsider
An NBA head coach punished his team because 1 player had an Android phone and it messed up a group chat
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Kidd was a strict, hard-nosed coach with the Bucks from 2014-18 and brought an interesting coaching tactic that punished the rest of a team for a single player's mistake. If a player slipped up during practice, then Kidd would make every other player run sprints, while the player who made the mistake had to watch from the sideline.
. . . .
Kidd was upset about it and made the team run because Kidd felt that Maker not getting an iPhone was an example of the team not being united.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (d9FiS)

Is that Jason Kidd? The one who shot his chauffeur to death, and got away with it?

Huh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (+5UtU)

127
Pearl Jam's first record is fantastic. Everything after that is mostly pretentious garbage.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2021 03:38 PM (ZGrMX)


I will agree. While I liked some tunes on Vs., Vitology was crap and everything since has been unlistenable.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Will the JEF celebrate with dog on the menu?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

He really puts the gae in "gaegogi"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (6FeV1)

129 Don't wish they'd all get the Covid. Wish they'd all get the Stuffed Crust SuperCovid with Extra Cheese!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (L2ZTs)

130 The fact that so many mask/quarantine Nazi officials break their own rules while around family and friends is the main reason that I don't take any of this COVID stuff seriously.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (BJKQV)

131 Sure, eight seconds of quality entertainment in a two-hour show.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (SchxB)
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Please, I think the Horde could do much better than just 8 seconds of entertainment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (2SdPm)

132 Martha's Vineyard Nantucket.

Martha's Vineyard = BHO, Ted Kennedy
Nantucket = John Heinz Kerry

(I found a US Senate golf ball once, while I was playing the old public course adjacent to the ritzy private course--bet Kerry sent it far, far left off the tee)

Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (U2esv)

133 The latest *Science!* shows that looking at someone and speaking is the real spreader.

In future, the public will be required to kneel on the ground, face the dirt, and avert you eyes whenever a gov. employee passes. Peons.

Posted by: Fauci the just (just an idiot, but just.) at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (v0rzk)

134 Perhaps laying down serfs over puddles will stop their feet getting wet.

Serfing, the sport of (wanna be) kings.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (SchxB)

135 I suggest chicken tartare for the main course.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2021 03:41 PM (BO/pB)

136 Isn't the Epsilon Variant of COVID the one that causes your gall bladder to catch on fire and cook the rest of your innards?

Maybe they could have a Super Spreader event for that one involving everyone attending.

Everyone should mask up and be safe.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2021 03:41 PM (Xo5lP)

137 This pretty brunette would rather hang out on her boat than party with
the Party, especially because while she's tolerant, she cannot abide
their fetid hypocrisy:

https://is.gd/QiTWBD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (3p5uk)


Now hear this. Now hear this. LIBERTY!

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

138 90. LOL

Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (OVYeG)

139 The Cult of Obama outranks the Cult of Covid. It's science.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (oWBc3)

140 Hey Pixy, the "not equals" sign (the one with a slash through it) makes the hamsters keel over and die.

Martha's Vineyard does not equal Nantucket.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (U2esv)

141 Has PROGDA not announced what's on the menu for that event? Why are they not disclosing this to us? We absolutely must know what they're eating!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (HaL55)

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Gilded angel food cake. Wasn't it all the rage during some degenerate past era to gild certain foods to make them more exclusive and unobtainable by the less special?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (RMGKK)

142 The deadliest and most contagious virus in human history:

But, you can't catch it if you're at a BLM protest, a funeral for a liberal black politician, or an event hosted by liberals.

You also can't catch it if you wear a mask.
Except when you're eating or sleeping.
Then you're invisible to the virus.
So long as you have the Mask of the Penitent within reach.

Science, bitches!

Posted by: Mrm88 at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (FXTsO)

143 Ackshually, the SCOMF's party is on Martha's Vineyard, which is a separate island from Nantucket.

Speaking of which, I once knew a guy from Nantucket ...

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (/f5AZ)

144 I really don't like Fleetwood Mac. Those pretentious D-bags thought they were so deep. And Stevie Nicks had no business singing with that warble.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM (UuD2k)

I don't like them but the Rumors album is one of the finest examples of airing dirty laundry in music history.

Watching 'Go Your Own Way' performed live was full of serious 'balls on the drumset' moments.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (V6f9+)

145 Obama is totally an Aeromass kinda guy. Wouldn't be caught dead with those Sandpiper schlubs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (6FeV1)

146 No self respecting virus would go within 1000 yards of Obozo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Hey y'all!

Posted by: AIDS at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)

147
Hey, maybe a few of us can "crash" Obama's party?
Who's with me? Come on, Patriots!

Posted by: Totally Not A DOJ Cocksucker at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (Glq7j)

148 Hey Pixy, the "not equals" sign (the one with a slash through it) makes the hamsters keel over and die.

I'm pretty sure Minx 0.7 alpha predates Unicode.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (ZGrMX)

149 One unexpected bonus (besides more homeschooling, parents finding out what their kids are being taught, etc) to all of this COVID crap is that my young-adult kids and their friends are seeing and understanding all of the things I've taught them about big-government corruption and desire for control. These garbage politicians have made them more conservative and distrustful of government than I could ever have done on my own.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (BJKQV)

150 Speaking of hypocritical assholes . . .

Imbecile Chicago Mayor Attends Lollapalooza With 100,000+ Attendees, Lectures People On Benefits Of Masking Up

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Now with nightmare inducing photo!

https://bit.ly/3C8P5vf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (d9FiS)

151 Tennessee Speaker of the House had a major press conference with the Governor and said that if schools shut down, require masks, or segregate students based on vaccination status he will ask the Governor to call a special session of the General Assembly.

He will then introduce legislation which will allowi parents to take their tax dollars away from those school districts and apply them to school choice or programs the parents see fit to fund. You don't want to open for in person teaching -- we won't fund your stay-cations for another school year.

The Governor is concurring with this plan of action -- a shot straight across the teachers unions and Democrats bow.

Posted by: Nevyan at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (OuYNN)

152 and around 200 or more staff
.........

Proles. Commoners.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

153 Hey Pixy, the "not equals" sign (the one with a slash through it) makes the hamsters keel over and die.

Martha's Vineyard does not equal Nantucket.
Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (U2esv)
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An acceptable ASCII-compatible alternative to the math symbol is to preface the equals sign with an exclamation mark. This is very common in many computer programming languages and markup.

Martha's Vineyard != Nantucket

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (3p5uk)

154 Please, I think the Horde could do much better than just 8 seconds of entertainment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM


Only the committed chaps wearers, who train to stay on longer than 8 seconds.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

155 They sure don't seem to believe the bullshit the glaciers are melting and everything will be underwater, do they?
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (iX53a)

that doesn't happen around Dear Leader. Have you forgotton?

"this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal "(Barry O. 200

He healed the planet, man! We're so fortunate that he occasionally bends over, that we might gaze upon the sun that shines out of his ass.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (Wm5SB)

156 79 After hors d'oeuvres, there will be a basketball three-point shooting competion to see who gets to take home Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 03:34 PM (bCkNL)

I think you meant to type "to see who HAS TO take home Michelle Obama."

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (lXZ2r)

157 My fanatical cousin's latest pro-jab talking point is that un-jabbed people spread the covidz more easily than the jabbed do.

I hadn't heard that one before and don't believe it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (dfRN6)

158 140 Hey Pixy, the "not equals" sign (the one with a slash through it) makes the hamsters keel over and die.

Martha's Vineyard does not equal Nantucket.
Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (U2esv)

You could try !=

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (BJKQV)

159 This is stray voltage.
The real party is the same crowd burning the constitution and rule of law a few hundred miles south.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (v0rzk)

160 Pearl Jam? Really?

Bruce Springsteen wasn't available

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (mR6Gs)

161 Peggy's Cove is the prettiest nautical themed place. Not too many bodies floating around now, either.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:44 PM (r4sI4)

162 I also want to know who is doing the catering for this shindig and every other one for our aristocracy. I want to know at whom to go Ha, Ha when they fall out of favor.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (RMGKK)

163 Now with nightmare inducing photo!

https://bit.ly/3C8P5vf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (d9FiS)
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I'll just take your word on that one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (2SdPm)

164 The deadliest and most contagious virus in human history:

But, you can't catch it if you're at a BLM protest, a funeral for a liberal black politician, or an event hosted by liberals.


As I have repeatedly said, I will take this seriously when my "betters" take this seriously.

And they won't.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (OCTRt)

165 Roger Corman films Gaylord in Masque of the Red Death?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (IkyaB)

166 I usually type =/=.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (6FeV1)

167 Assuming CW2 doesn't start next week, imagine the country 10-20 years from now, when 35 states had kids in masks for the entirety of their educational years versus the others who were "free range". They have nothing in common and will actually fear each other. The excitement makes me wish I wasn't so close to the big seven zero.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (oWBc3)

168 Funny, was just hearing on the news today that MV is one of the counties in MA that's has a spike in cases, thanks to the Delta variant. In these counties people are being told to wear masks even indoors.

There was a superspreader event or events in MA in July -- in Provinvetown. Funny how it's not being demonized in the news the same way a wedding Maine was demonized last year. . . hmmm.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (bDqIh)

169 They hypocrisy is one thing sure, but having this sort of event indicates the elites don't believe any of the crap they are pushing about Wu Flu.
I imaging they will take temperature and examine people for cold symptoms and...that is it. Which tells you what you should be looking for/aware of as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2021 03:46 PM (DpkTQ)

170
Governor Kristi just called. She said obama's birthday party is so not cool.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 02, 2021 03:46 PM (Glq7j)

171 So this POS illegitimate president will try to force the country to wear masks, but this gay-curious and his manly companion don't have to comply?

The sooner this country collapses, the better we'll be.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 03:46 PM (XSRBF)

172 Being a democrat elected official means never having to live by the rules.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2021 03:46 PM (/1l9x)

173 Michelle Obama says "Let them eat cake wear masks!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (bDqIh)

174 164 As I have repeatedly said, I will take this seriously when my "betters" take this seriously.

And they won't.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (OCTRt)

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"Is the camera on? Yes? I take this super seriously, peasant!"

*immediately takes off mask*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

175 You know, SCOAMF has that whole reverse Midas thing going on.

I suspect the massive failures that come from this shindig will be epic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (2SdPm)

176 My fanatical cousin's latest pro-jab talking point is that un-jabbed people spread the covidz more easily than the jabbed do.

I hadn't heard that one before and don't believe it.


Well you shouldn't, because it's bullshit. Some jabbed people, like Sen Lindsay Graham, have a reduction in symptoms that allows them to spend more time around other people before thinking, "I don't feel so good."

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (SchxB)

177 They wanted Barenaked Ladies but Michelle wasn't having it.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (oWBc3)

178 Not seeing a lot of Lollapalooza coverage. That's like 200,000 mostly leftist fans, getting muddy, throwing chairs and calling it dancing, and raging against the.... well, you know, the thing.

I do love that Mumford and Sons wasn't allowed in. They lost half their fans, the Antifa losers -- and then lost the normal people half with the weepy apologies and groveling. They had a chance to not only keep the good people fans, but gain even more, but they chose poorly and lost them all.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (OssQ4)

179 With a 99.8% survival rate we need a raft full of these rats to drown in the 0.2%.

Make my day.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (XEaKh)

180 I'll just take your word on that one.
Posted by: blake
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Yep.

BTW, you make amazing cutting boards.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (FyH5u)

181 Those are superheroine proportions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 03:39 PM


No VPL, though.

Posted by: Moron Art Critic at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

182 crap

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (bDqIh)

183
4/10ths of a servant per guest. That's class!

Posted by: the guy who says "That's class!" at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (Glq7j)

184 All dogs taste the same to some people.
Other people have a more discerning palate and may prefer Rottweiler to Collie or Poodle to Dachshund.

Will Obama be serving only one flavor of dog?

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (sXGra)

185 Has PROGDA not announced what's on the menu for that event? Why are they not disclosing this to us? We absolutely must know what they're eating!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:35 PM (HaL55)
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Instead of M&M's the snack bowls will be full of Truvada and Biktarvy.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

186 Call me when the new covid testing regime finds deaths at the same rate as the old testing regime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

187 At this point, isn't having Pearl Jam play at your party the equivalent of having Tony Orlando and Dawn play at your party?

Lame.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (Xo5lP)

188
https://bit.ly/3C8P5vf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM (d9FiS)
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I'll just take your word on that one.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (2SdPm)


She's preaching about masking up as she's not wearing a mask, spewing spittle over the commoners.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

189


Contemplating Obama and 400 other individuals most if not all of whom got us to where we are today in one place at the same tine, John Lennon's "Imagine" popped into my head. . . with the lyrics suitably altered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

190 I bet you the service staff will be required to mask up.

While the Ruling Class goes maskless.

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And they will not be permitted to look any of the luminaries in the face or the eyes. The servants must always look down and bow.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (RMGKK)

191 I really don't like Fleetwood Mac. Those pretentious D-bags thought
they were so deep. And Stevie Nicks had no business singing with that
warble.


Had a convo with a big FM fan at the jam a couple of weeks ago. He was a big Nicks fan. Had to tell him about the early days of that band and how they were a big deal in England when they first came out. He had no idea they began as a blues band, and a damned good one at that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (HaL55)

192 Kidd was a strict, hard-nosed coach with the Bucks from 2014-18 and brought an interesting coaching tactic that punished the rest of a team for a single player's mistake. If a player slipped up during practice, then Kidd would make every other player run sprints, while the player who made the mistake had to watch from the sideline.

My unit was like that in the 82nd back in the day: one guy screws up and the rest of us pay the waiter. Looking back, I think it's an effective small unit training tactic if greater cohesion is the goal. You worked extra hard to not be That Guy.

Posted by: troyriser at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (pYLCQ)

193 There was a superspreader event or events in MA in July -- in Provinvetown. Funny how it's not being demonized in the news the same way a wedding Maine was demonized last year. . . hmmm.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (bDqIh)

I believe it's not being demonized because it was a 'gay' event.

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (cF8AT)

194 So, is this Owebama's coming out party?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (FtJ1S)

195 >>>At this point, isn't having Pearl Jam play at your party the equivalent of having Tony Orlando and Dawn play at your party?


Coldplay wasn't available.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 03:49 PM (XSRBF)

196 167 Assuming CW2 doesn't start next week, imagine the country 10-20 years from now, when 35 states had kids in masks for the entirety of their educational years versus the others who were "free range". They have nothing in common and will actually fear each other. The excitement makes me wish I wasn't so close to the big seven zero.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:45 PM (oWBc3)

This is exactly why the left can allow no resistance in COVID response. Florida and others have to be made to bow in order to keep up the charade. There can't be living, breathing examples of sanity to point to.

To those in the cult of mask, they will never even hear of Obama's birthday party.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 02, 2021 03:49 PM (khAeP)

197

No Jews or dogs allowed. So there goes the money. And the food...

Now I denounce Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2021 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

198 Pearl Jam...would not exist without Nirvana and Mudhoney.
Posted by: NeverBiden at August 02, 2021 03:40 PM (uA3aJ)

Pearl Jam would not exist without Mother Love Bone.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 02, 2021 03:49 PM (Hswbs)

199 BTW, you make amazing cutting boards.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (FyH5u)
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Thank you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:49 PM (2SdPm)

200 >>I believe it's not being demonized because it was a 'gay' event.

That's a very safe assumption, Tami!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

201 Barry and The Mooch in matching gowns.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (r4sI4)

202 Clearly I remember picking on the boy, seemed a harmless jug eared fuck.

Posted by: Pearl Jammm at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (2cfUo)

203 Coldplay wasn't available.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 03:49 PM (XSRBF)
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Or, they've got a modicum of self respect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (2SdPm)

204 I figured that Obama was more into the Butthole Surfers.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (BO/pB)

205 You know, SCOAMF has that whole reverse Midas thing going on.

I suspect the massive failures that come from this shindig will be epic.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 03:47 PM (2SdPm)
.......

Richard Branson will be caught on video masturbating in the bathroom yelling: "I'm in space! I'm in space!"

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

206 I bet the 200 servants had to sign NDAs.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 03:50 PM (OssQ4)

207 191 I really don't like Fleetwood Mac. Those pretentious D-bags thought
they were so deep. And Stevie Nicks had no business singing with that
warble.

Had a convo with a big FM fan at the jam a couple of weeks ago. He was a big Nicks fan. Had to tell him about the early days of that band and how they were a big deal in England when they first came out. He had no idea they began as a blues band, and a damned good one at that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (HaL55)


Peter Green. And then Bob Welch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

208 >>>Will the JEF celebrate with dog on the menu?<
First up, will be Jack Russell terrier stuffed with spicy rice and with a nice mint jelly, followed by labradoodles from the roasting pit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (bCkNL)

209 Just one gas pipe accident, just one, please...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (II3Gr)

210 >>I figured that Obama was more into the Butthole Surfers.


Probably into Kpop and the latest tween Disney stars. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

211 They are not "hypocrites" -- hypocrite is rooted in the Greek word hypokrites, which means "stage actor, pretender, dissembler." So think of a hypocrite as a person who pretends to be a certain way, but really acts and believes the total opposite."

But this is all done openly ... hardly any pretense at all. They have contempt for us, and are actively destroying American culture and heritage. "Hypocrite" is much too gentle a term.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (Cus5s)

212 I'm pretty sure Minx 0.7 alpha predates Unicode.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2021 03:43 PM


So? I'm younger than Vic!

Posted by: Minx 0.7 alpha at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

213 F-k Pearl Jam

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (0WEXg)

214 >>>Or, they've got a modicum of self respect.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker


Possibly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (XSRBF)

215 So, is this Owebama's coming out party?

He's going to come out the top of a cock-shaped cake.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)

216 @disclosetv

JUST IN - Twitter announces "expansion of the collaboration" with @ap and @reuters to identify and elevate "credible information" on the platform.


HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (cF8AT)

217 lol Insom.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (FyH5u)

218 Remember how Rush would always pronounce Jesse Jackson a certain way? Substitute Jackson with Vaccinated. In this particular iteration.

This works well, in conversations with the brain dead and leftists. The teeth gritting, Mr.Howell Atlantic Accent.

Like this: "I see Larry has the ChiCom Coof, wasn't he fully vaccinated?" Yes, notice the almost magical talisman properties of fully vaccinated are being ascribed.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (UXHfL)

219 I really don't think the Marxist higher-ups believe the Covid prevention, vaccines, masks is all bull shit.

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 03:52 PM (Cxk7w)

220 208 >>>Will the JEF celebrate with dog on the menu?
First up, will be Jack Russell terrier stuffed with spicy rice and with a nice mint jelly, followed by labradoodles from the roasting pit.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (bCkNL)


See 197.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2021 03:52 PM (s2VJv)

221 My unit was like that in the 82nd back in the day: one guy screws up and the rest of us pay the waiter. Looking back, I think it's an effective small unit training tactic if greater cohesion is the goal. You worked extra hard to not be That Guy.
Posted by: troyriser at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (pYLCQ)

My crew coach in college did that. Guy shows up at the boathouse late, everybody has to get in a circle and do jumps while he sat on a chair in the middle and watched. I think it happened just the once.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 02, 2021 03:52 PM (dfRN6)

222 >>>Will the JEF celebrate with dog on the menu?
First up, will be Jack Russell terrier stuffed with spicy rice and with a nice mint jelly, followed by labradoodles from the roasting pit.


Basically the JEF's favorite food, hot dogs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SchxB)

223 Peral Jam? PEARL JAM?

Never forget the talentless Eddie Vedder, who enjoyed his W Bush rubber mask, stomping it on stage in every stop on tour.

Then a rodeo clown tried stomping on a rubber mask of the Kenyan.

Posted by: Clark Westfield at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (OvTHW)

224 I heard today that sparkle Markle is throwing a 40th b-day party for herself. I'm sure it will be as big or bigger than Obama's. She's using Oprah's 'event planner'.

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (cF8AT)

225 209 Just one gas pipe accident, just one, please...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (II3Gr)


Chi-Com rocket malfunction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (s2VJv)

226 219 I really don't think the Marxist higher-ups believe the Covid prevention, vaccines, masks is all bull shit.
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 03:52 PM (Cxk7w)

==========

Next thing you'll tell me is that they don't believe in global warming and buy houses on the beach rather than in the mountains.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

227 JUST IN - Twitter announces "expansion of the collaboration" with @ap and @reuters to identify and elevate "credible information" on the platform.


HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (cF8AT)

Out Pravda!
In Associated Press!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

228 Fucking Mick Fleetwood gets way too much credit for cycling through people like Greene, Spencer and Welch and managing through god knows what to hang on to Christine McVie and land Buckingham. Stevie Nicks is an abomination of pop culture.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (oWBc3)

229
JUST IN - Twitter announces "expansion of the collaboration" with @ap and @reuters to identify and elevate "credible information" on the platform.


Just ask CNN and be done with it, fucking hacks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Martha's Vineyard? Maybe they should all go for a midnight skinny dip in the ocean after rubbing themselves all over with whale blubber.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

231 135 I suggest chicken tartare for the main course.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 02, 2021 03:41 PM (BO/pB)
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How about a little number from the Bow Wow Chow cookbook?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (r7lEv)

232 Stevie Nicks is an abomination of pop culture.

She's not that ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (SchxB)

233 Basically the JEF's favorite food, hot dogs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 03:52 PM (SchxB)
++++
Plus, they're cost-effective because the Biden economy is hitting on all cylinders!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (3p5uk)

234 Pearl Jam would not exist without them taking the ticket. You don't get on the ride without a ticket. Eventually, you have to pay for it. And you can never get off the ride. Not alive, anyway.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (OssQ4)

235 Bare Trees is the only good Mac album. Bought it used about 30 years ago. Only Mac I allow in the house.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (r4sI4)

236 Hopefully the help will be undocumented aliens right off the bus.

Posted by: Bosk who also misses the heck out of Jackstraw at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (FgPjD)

237 I thought maybe ace was being mean calling the DC mayor "Bowser" but... I mean, that's really her name???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

238 Is it possible to flood the pontoons that keep nantucket afloat?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 03:55 PM (pMoYB)

239 Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser celebrated her 49th birthday with a DJ and comedian Dave Chapelle,
----------------------

I have said this for about eighteen months now, I will believe it is a health crisis when the powerful, both medically and politically, act like like it is.

And Chapelle can now try to joke his way out of colluding with the powerful against the powerless.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (RMGKK)

240 Bare Trees is great, but they have many more good albums

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

241 >>>Hopefully the help will be undocumented aliens right off the bus.
Posted by: Bosk


And they're all riddled with Covid. I'm sure SCOAMF hasn't taken the vaccine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (XSRBF)

242 Obama loves racial politics, but he's kind of a real-life Steve Urkel. Is there anything whiter than Pearl Jam playing a birthday party? Were Hootie and the Blowfish and the Dave Matthews Band unavailable?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (QU5/8)

243 Only Mac I allow in the house.
Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (r4sI4)

Your loss.

Posted by: Mac N Cheese at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (2cfUo)

244 238 Is it possible to flood the pontoons that keep nantucket afloat?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 03:55 PM (pMoYB)

Just one ping Vasily......

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (jvt6t)

245 Third Capitol riot cop commits suicide: DC Metropolitan Officer and father-of-three kills himself six months after Jan 6 assault on Congress _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (sXGra)

246 Maybe they should all go for a midnight skinny dip in the ocean after rubbing themselves all over with whale blubber.
Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM


Stacey Abrams is likely to be one of the guests.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

247 Peter Green was doing reasonably well, but during a tour in Europe, they ended up at a party where (nobody is quite where they came from, or who they were) a group of German satanists dosed him (and everybody else) with enough L.S.D. to kill an elephant, and .... he never quite came down from that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (UXHfL)

248 Information bears its own burden of credibility.

If you're gleaning your worldview 140 characters at a time, you can't possibly have enough context to judge the credibility of a piece of information.

That the scum in the antisocial media have taken up the mantle of the Arbiters of Truth should be laughable if it weren't so terrifying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (6FeV1)

249 I wouldn't go to a party that had a mask only policy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

250 Bare Trees is great, but they have many more good albums
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

Future Games

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (mR6Gs)

251 It is interesting how this Hawaiian/Chicagoan has gravitated to the Nantuckett/ Martha's Vineyard millionaire white power base.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 03:56 PM (pMoYB)

252 Every time I hear Stevie Nicks sing in "Tell Me Lies", I think they already told her one when they said she could sing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 03:57 PM (UuD2k)

253 Hey Romeo and Clutch, if you want to come to a party to celebrate your most favoritest president birthday ever this weekend in Reno, I would love to show you the sights and some homes. Smartest thing would be to list your CA properties before the massive tsunami of distressed landlord-listed properties hits in the next 90 days. If you have to grab a short term rental if your place sells quick I would expect that to become more available soon too. Reno has reinstated the mask mandate indoors, fyi.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 03:57 PM (YkawN)

254
Barack does not fear the delta variant. Delta means change. Barack is change.

Barack does not fear the lambda variant. Lambda means limp-wristed faggotry. Barack is limp-wristed faggotry.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 02, 2021 03:57 PM (ejzCX)

255 >>[And Chapelle can now try to joke his way out of colluding with the powerful against the powerless.

Posted by: President Select Decaf


Chappelle is as bad as every other leftist. Had a nervous breakdown and decided to hang out with people who despise us.w

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 03:57 PM (XSRBF)

256
There was a superspreader event or events in MA in July -- in Provinvetown. Funny how it's not being demonized in the news the same way a wedding Maine was demonized last year. . . hmmm.
...it was a Gay spreader event for weeks on end

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 02, 2021 03:57 PM (0WEXg)

257 3 I'm betting Obama has seen more dicks then Kamala Harris at a Willie Brown swingers party.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 03:24 PM (J6dnG)


I'd be willing to bet that his LDT is higher than Kamala's. Pleasure vs Chore.

LDT = Lifetime Dicksucking Total

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 02, 2021 03:58 PM (F0YaR)

258 But I thought the seas were supposed to rise? Martha's Vineyard? Shouldn't that be gone already?

Or is that coming on the 4th?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Is it possible to flood the pontoons that keep nantucket afloat?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 03:55 PM


Won't it capsize?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 02, 2021 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

260 Mystery to Me is a great album and Hypnotized was peak FM

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:58 PM (oWBc3)

261 I'm so fucking sick of COVID panic porn.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 02, 2021 03:58 PM (qiiRE)

262 Third Capitol riot cop commits suicide: DC Metropolitan Officer and father-of-three kills himself six months after Jan 6 assault on Congress _DM

Yabut, what's so weird is it's always 2 to 3 shots in the back of the head. They must really want to kill themselfs.

Posted by: Common Rater at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (UXHfL)

263 Fucking Mick Fleetwood gets way too much credit for cycling through people like Greene, Spencer and Welch and managing through god knows what to hang on to Christine McVie and land Buckingham. Stevie Nicks is an abomination of pop culture.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (oWBc3)


Eh, he's a lot like Robert Fripp of King Crimson.

He's got a metric (fame and cash?), and if the current band doesn't meet it, he's got no qualms about blowing up the current line-up and starting over.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (Xo5lP)

264 a group of German satanists dosed him (and everybody else) with enough L.S.D. to kill an elephant, and .... he never quite came down from that.

Syd Barrett did it to himself

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

265 Funny, I don't remember seeing any public service announcements featuring The Won advocating vaccines.

Posted by: fly gal at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (kvZZf)

266 At Barky's place, I suspect it's more of a Super-Soaker event.

Posted by: Kameltoe at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (sLRVU)

267 Barack does not fear the Mu variant. Mu is the sound made by bovines, and he's married to one.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (OssQ4)

268 It's unclear how he killed himself and his family have not attributed his death to the riot on January 6

He wanted to tell the truth.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (sXGra)

269 4 Pearl Jam would not exist without them taking the ticket. You don't get on the ride without a ticket. Eventually, you have to pay for it. And you can never get off the ride. Not alive, anyway.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 03:54 PM (OssQ4)

Just ask Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (V6f9+)

270 I couldn't name a Pearl Jam song if you offered me all the money in the world to guess it right. Also, what are the chances GWB will be there? How far is it really?

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (ZS6f0)

271 >>>Third Capitol riot cop commits suicide: DC Metropolitan Officer and father-of-three kills himself six months after Jan 6 assault on Congress _DM


Sorry, but if you off yourself because some people entered the Capitol, you probably shouldn't be on the job.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (XSRBF)

272 245 Third Capitol riot cop commits suicide: DC Metropolitan Officer and father-of-three kills himself six months after Jan 6 assault on Congress _DM
Hmm... just saying

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (0WEXg)

273 another member of The Regime says that businesses should require their patrons be vaccinated.
====

I guess sitting at the lunch counter and the front of the bus are right out, then.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (IytoW)

----------------

All in good time, peasants, all in good time like after the next stolen election.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (RMGKK)

274 Joe will have a few drinks and get all grabby with the hired help.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

275 270 I couldn't name a Pearl Jam song if you offered me all the money in the world to guess it right. Also, what are the chances GWB will be there? How far is it really?
Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (ZS6f0)

Pick a random word. There's a good chance it's the name of a Pearl Jam song.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (UuD2k)

276 I wonder if Al Gore will attend the SCOAMF bash and make a speech?


It would probably be the singularity of disasters.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (2SdPm)

277 He chose Pearl Jam because of their name.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:36 PM (sXGra)

He thought he was choosing from the hors d'oeuvre menu.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

278 To kick off the whole celebration, Bon Jovi will come in living on a prayer, and Jay-Z will be in the cloakroom going thru everyone's pockets. Kanye West will be drinking a 40 and whining about some fat-ass whore he was banging.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (bCkNL)

279 Fucking Mick Fleetwood gets way too much credit for cycling through people like Greene, Spencer and Welch and managing through god knows what to hang on to Christine McVie and land Buckingham. Stevie Nicks is an abomination of pop culture.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (oWBc3)


The older I get, the more I think the majority of 60s and 70s bands were lousy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)

280 209 Just one gas pipe accident, just one, please...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (II3Gr)

read my mind...or close. Mine involved interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (V6f9+)

281 Pick a random word. There's a good chance it's the name of a Pearl Jam song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM (UuD2k)


...intubate!
...frigidity!
...Snuffalupagus!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (L2ZTs)

282 I couldn't name a Pearl Jam song if you offered me all the money in the world to guess it right.

First two albums were amazing, then they went meh but for some reason are still around. The lead singer is a maximum douchebag but has a golden voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

283 a group of German satanists dosed him (and everybody else) with enough L.S.D. to kill an elephant, and .... he never quite came down from that.

Syd Barrett did it to himself
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
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And one of Floyd's better albums resulted.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (2SdPm)

284 Barack does not fear the Mu variant. Mu is the sound made by bovines, and he's married to one.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM


Mess with the bull, get the horn.

Posted by: Vacaologist at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

285 Obama's BB bash gives you an insight about how the climate change mandates will work

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (YK4Qh)

286
268 It's unclear how he killed himself and his family have not attributed his death to the riot on January 6

He wanted to tell the truth.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 03:59 PM (sXGra)

-------

He didn't cry hard enough in the auditions.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (ejzCX)

287 >>>Sorry, but if you off yourself because some people entered the Capitol, you probably shouldn't be on the job.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (XSRBF)
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I think they capped him because he wanted to tell the truth

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (sXGra)

288 Third Capitol riot cop commits suicide: DC Metropolitan Officer and father-of-three kills himself six months after Jan 6 assault on Congress _DM


Unless more details were available we have no idea why he committed suicide and if it had anything to do with the Capitol event. Maybe he committed suicide because he was clinically depressed and he's been dealing with that condition on and off for years.

Posted by: Communist Atheist at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (k39e/)

289 Next thing you'll tell me is that they don't believe in global warming and buy houses on the beach rather than in the mountains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

Hey, he lowered the level of the ocean!

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (YkawN)

290 I've got an offer from a local casino for 2 free tix to see Melissa Etheridge on the 20th, but it's an indoor concert so I ain't going.

Besides, it might get cancelled yet... but hey, they are trying to get back to normal activities.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (F0YaR)

291 Fucking Mick Fleetwood gets way too much credit for cycling through people like Greene, Spencer and Welch and managing through god knows what to hang on to Christine McVie and land Buckingham.

Danny Kirwan was a really underrated guitarist.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (y7DUB)

292 The older I get, the more I think the majority of 60s and 70s bands were lousy.

The majority of bands in every decade were lousy. For every Yes, there were 11 Strawberry Alarm Clocks. For each Steely Dan there were 50 Captain & Teneile

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

293 Just ask Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Or XXXtentacion, Anthony Bourdain, or a hundred others in just the last five years. Or Brittney Spears, who wants off the ride. You can't leave. It's part of the deal.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (OssQ4)

294 Even as a stated Alternative listener never saw much worthy in Pearl Jam

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (Cxk7w)

295 Pick a random word. There's a good chance it's the name of a Pearl Jam song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM


Snizz

Posted by: That Guy still answering ace's challenge at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

296 Pretty sure you can't get sick at a BLM/ Antifa riot or at any event thrown by a Democrat.

/all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Posted by: vyx at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (1fg6a)

297 I come here to to be indifferent about Fleetwood Mac, not to praise them.

But, The Chain? Dreams?

They had some good stuff for a bunch or pretentious d--chebags.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (v0rzk)

298 Or Chris Cornell.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (OssQ4)

299 >>>I think they capped him because he wanted to tell the truth
Posted by: Braenyard


Wouldn't surprise me. That said, maybe he should have spoken up six months ago.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (XSRBF)

300 Re Fleetwood Mac:

I believe Mick Fleetwood says most of the original members never quit or were fired, they just did so much drugs that they turned themselves into talentless zombies by 1974.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (L2ZTs)

301 Growing concerns!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (W4eKo)

302 And one of Floyd's better albums resulted.

Yeah, I'm willing to buy that Barret was a musical genius but they only got better after he was out of the band.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

303 George Soros sends his regrets. He has evil billionaire laugh practice that day.

Mwaaa ha hee! No, that's not it.
Muaa Ho Ho! No... see this is why we practice!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (pMoYB)

304 Just one gas pipe accident, just one, please...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2021 03:51 PM (II3Gr)

read my mind...or close. Mine involved interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:02 PM (V6f9+)

FH-88s, with tire iron flechette loads. Something for everyone.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (KnJdm)

305 I hope it rains on OButtStick's b-day party.

Posted by: Weasel at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (MVjcR)

306 Abundance of caution!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (W4eKo)

307 "Hashida is the third officer to kill himself after defending the Capitol from thousands of Trump supporters on January 6. -- He'd worked at for the DC Metropolitan Police Department for 18 years. " UK Daily Mail

They frame it as 1000s of Trump supporters attacking ... maybe Hashida knew the truth, and they were instructed to let some in, led by FBI assets? Was he one of those firing flash bangs into the crowd while they were still behind barricades?

Who knows ... cops in general have a higher suicide rate, but three out of the relatively few on the scene 1/6 seems high.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

308 The Obama's buy like a $20 million beach-front property home.

They sure don't seem to believe the bullshit the glaciers are melting and everything will be underwater, do they?
Posted by: Blago at August 02, 2021 03:27 PM (iX53a)

-----------------

They don't believe that crap which was always meant to get the little people to give up the good things so that theirs could then be exclusive. The American democratization of technology and modern inventions has always irked the beautiful people. How were they to be seen as special if everyone had a nice house, a nice car and all the modern appliances?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (RMGKK)

309
The attendees may not be contagious. But they are malignant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 04:05 PM (httN0)

310 Rockers used to rebel against the system. Now they shill for it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 04:06 PM (pMoYB)

311 Christopher, only problem is that then Roger Waters took over.

Today Waters is all "NAZI NAZI REPUBLICANS ARE NAZIS I HATE ISRAEL NAZI!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

312 So this is THREE cops now that have offed themselves? I'm seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:06 PM (nxdel)

313 I have this weird video issue with Youtube. Sometimes, but not always, I will open a video and it's a complete mash...most of the window is just green and there's a bunch of garbage in the corner.

Any video this happens to will react that wat regardless of which browser I open it in. Nothing else shows a graphical issue.

If I reboot my computer, the video will play fine - or - I can play the video in a VM without rebooting and it will be fine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2021 04:06 PM (EjmvJ)

314 I hope it rains on OButtStick's b-day party.

You're too kind. I was gonna say I hope he chokes on his cake.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)

315 Who knows ... cops in general have a higher suicide rate, but three out of the relatively few on the scene 1/6 seems high.

What happens to a cop who watched in real time as agents provocateurs created a scene where an innocent unarmed woman is killed by one of his team, then everyone is ordered to agree that it was a murderous riot?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

316 295 Pick a random word. There's a good chance it's the name of a Pearl Jam song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM

Snizz
Posted by: That Guy still answering ace's challenge at August 02, 2021 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)


Strewth

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (DTX3h)

317 295 Pick a random word. There's a good chance it's the name of a Pearl Jam song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM

Chinoiserie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (YK4Qh)

318 If I reboot my computer, the video will play fine - or - I can play the video in a VM without rebooting and it will be fine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2021 04:06 PM (EjmvJ)

update your video card driver?

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

319 my dad had a legit 100 people at his 50th birthday. It was a surprise party and we were pretty young at the time. The thing about that one is it had nothing to do with politics, no one stood to gain from it, and there was no chance of being noticed by the press. All in all, I wouldn't change that memory for some bs Demo bullshittery for anything in the world.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (ZS6f0)

320 And Roger Waters can go shit in his hat.

Posted by: Weasel at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (MVjcR)

321 BTW... word is that Xiden is going to give a speech this week that will break our hearts and take us into Lockdown 2021: Electric Bogoloo.

Posted by: vyx at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (1fg6a)

322 heh.... super crusty sock

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

323 Stole this:

New Zealand trans weightlifter "Laura" Hubbard has been disqualified after failing three times to produce an acceptable snatch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (SchxB)

324 "Hashida is the third officer to kill himself after defending the Capitol from thousands of Trump supporters on January 6. -- He'd worked at for the DC Metropolitan Police Department for 18 years. " UK Daily Mail

------------------

Or was he arkancided to make sure he doesn't talk?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (RMGKK)

325 Christopher, only problem is that then Roger Waters took over.

Yeah while he was restrained by the others of the band they were golden but The Wall was their last great album.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

326 158 140 Hey Pixy, the "not equals" sign (the one with a slash through it) makes the hamsters keel over and die.



Martha's Vineyard does not equal Nantucket.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at August 02, 2021 03:42 PM (U2esv)



You could try !=

or ~=

Posted by: Anachronda likes Lua at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (v3pYe)

327 13 out of 100,000 of the general population commit suicide, for cops it is 17 of 100k, not a lot different.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (Cus5s)

328 Fleetwood Macs' only good album is Bare Trees.

Oh Well, I thought Then Play On was the one. Earlier stuff
was also "pretty good".

Posted by: Glenn John at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (LilNs)

329 Rockers used to rebel against the system. Now they shill for it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Raging at the behest of the machine.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (OssQ4)

330 You're too kind. I was gonna say I hope he chokes on his cake.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)


Just tell him DJT baked it special for him.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (L2ZTs)

331
What's everyone here getting for His Highness?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (/U27+)

332 I can't wait to sing Happy Birthday to Me!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

333 295 Pick a random word. There's a good chance it's the name of a Pearl Jam song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2021 04:01 PM

Syzygy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (dfRN6)

334 @realchrisrufo

I live in deep-blue Washington State and my local school board has now banned critical race theory in a unanimous vote.

Our movement is growing, fighting, and winning all over the country.

I wasn't involved directly in this effort at all.
Parents have been making their voices heard at school board meetings, sign-waving for anti-CRT school board candidates, and promoting their message on social media.

And the board voted 5-0 to ban CRT.

https://tinyurl.com/yz5zk6jc

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (cF8AT)

335 Hadrian: big bag of lung juice.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (L2ZTs)

336 I'm so fucking sick of COVID panic porn.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 02, 2021 03:58 PM (qiiRE)


You ain't seen nuthin' yet, bro.....

Posted by: DELTA VARIANT!!!!!!!!! at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

337 329 Rockers used to rebel against the system. Now they shill for it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Raging at the behest of the machine.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (OssQ4)

Rub Up Against The Machine

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:09 PM (6FeV1)

338 Tami, that's good news!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (L2ZTs)

339 Sabo (I think that's his name) should make another one of those "Feast in Time of Famine" murals in LA from pictures of Obama's little birthday party here.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (5aFbR)

340 What happens to a cop who watched in real time as agents provocateurs created a scene where an innocent unarmed woman is killed by one of his team, then everyone is ordered to agree that it was a murderous riot?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Same thing that happens to a group of SEALs who take out someone who wasn't Osama Bin Laden?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (OssQ4)

341 Rockers used to rebel against the system. Now they shill for it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Raging at the behest of the machine.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (OssQ4)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (KnJdm)

342 Stole this:

New Zealand trans weightlifter "Laura" Hubbard has been disqualified after failing three times to produce an acceptable snatch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (SchxB)
........

The groin amputation was Botched?

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

343 And one of Floyd's better albums resulted.

That was after they kicked him out, right? "Wish You Were Here." ?

Maybe he didn't do it to himself. Great way to make inconvenient people go away, I expect. Which explains most of the 1960s, if you think about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (UXHfL)

344 The best gift we all could give Barry is, of course, a big pack of Marlboros.

(I believe he still smokes like a chimney behind the scenes?)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (L2ZTs)

345 What's everyone here getting for His Highness?

A fart in his general direction.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2021 04:10 PM (W4eKo)

346 Eddie Vedder sucks donkey cock by choice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2021 04:11 PM (tF1nN)

347
Or was he arkancided to make sure he doesn't talk?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM


step up to the pay window & collect your 50 quatloos

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2021 04:11 PM (DUIap)

348 I don't really want CRT banned in schools.... I want ALL of "Critical Theory" taught, in all its glory, to children young enough to see that the General Secretary has no clothes. Don't romanticize it by banning it like some secret dangerous Hidden Knowledge than only the Elect can understand... Show it in all its fetid, nasty, incoherent splendor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:12 PM (6FeV1)

349 update your video card driver?
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (6FeV1)


Up to date.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2021 04:12 PM (EjmvJ)

350 Eddie Vedder looks like the white lesbian version of kamala harris.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Strongly worded commenter at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (pMoYB)

351 346 Eddie Vedder sucks donkey cock by choice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2021 04:11 PM (tF1nN)

I don't recall anyone asking *me* about it...

Posted by: The Donkey at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

352 13 out of 100,000 of the general population commit suicide, for cops it is 17 of 100k, not a lot different.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM (Cus5s)

what are exactly are you saying there? what is the former military vet rate? And i am into history, not statistics. But the difference between 13 out of a 100K ann 17 out of a 100k seems significant.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (ZS6f0)

353 Be a Millionaire, it's easy.
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Sign up for easy how to classes.
Own multiple properties and collect thousands in rent every month.

Sign up now for the simple how to booklet only $19.99 and become a rich landlord.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (sXGra)

354 290 I've got an offer from a local casino for 2 free tix to see Melissa Etheridge on the 20th, but it's an indoor concert so I ain't going.

Besides, it might get cancelled yet... but hey, they are trying to get back to normal activities.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 02, 2021 04:03 PM (F0YaR)

Accept them and then do not go. Not sure I would want to sit through a likely woke screed even if the tickets were free.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (YkawN)

355 Wasn't Donkey Cock a little-known video game in the 80s?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (L2ZTs)

356 Someone should send Barry O'Bama a Bible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

357 Pearl Jam will be playing
Was Bono unavailable?

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

358 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:12 PM

Also, any teacher who tells kids "Don't tell your parents" gets banned from teaching for life.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (OssQ4)

359 oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant of covid from chile that evades vaccines.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (v3pYe)

360 The COVID virus will not be there because OBAMA IS GOD and don't you forget that YOU RIGHT WING PERSON OF COLOR HATER AND ANTI-GAY NABOB !!!!!!

Now bow before OBAMA and BEG FOR FORGIVENESS !!

Posted by: James at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (24+Vp)

361 Christopher, Barry loves getting Bibles. He says they burn up especially bright and warm in the fireplace.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

362 Cops have one of the highest suicide rates of all the groups of people.

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:15 PM (sXGra)

363 358 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:12 PM

Also, any teacher who tells kids "Don't tell your parents" gets banned from teaching for life.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (OssQ4)

==========

"Don't tell your parents about the surprise birthday party we're throwing for you mom. She needs to be surprised!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

364 I couldn't name a Pearl Jam song if you offered me all the money in the world to guess it right. Also, what are the chances GWB will be there? How far is it really?
Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:00 PM (ZS6f0)

That
s what's so hilarious about rockers going Establishment.
Eddie Vedder HATED GW Bush nd everything he stood for.
He was Enemy number One until Trump came along.
But W is buddies with Moochelle, so I guess he's gold now.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

365 Was Bono unavailable?

Barry hates the British with a burning passion of ten thousand suns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

366 It would be a shame if the pate gave them all dysentery.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2021 03:32 PM (J6dnG)

---------------------

There will be food tasters present.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 02, 2021 04:16 PM (RMGKK)

367 What about Springsteen? He could sing Happy Birthday.
But then all the mules would bolt.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

368 Owebama should show some balls and invite the fleebaggers from Texas........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

369 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION CHOCOLATE JESUS, YOU MERE MORTAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 02, 2021 04:16 PM (24+Vp)

370 I don't really want CRT banned in schools.... I want
ALL of "Critical Theory" taught, in all its glory, to children young
enough to see that the General Secretary has no clothes. Don't
romanticize it by banning it like some secret dangerous Hidden Knowledge
than only the Elect can understand... Show it in all its fetid, nasty,
incoherent splendor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:12 PM (6FeV1)

I think I hear what you are saying but I don't fully agree. We grew up in a moderately blue area, and sometimes moderate Repubs won, but rarely. We were taught to love the country and our Founders. Sure we learned about slavery, the Indians, etc. But we were never taught to hate our Founders. You can have two or more thoughts on an issue. What we never learned was the claptrap they are puking up today.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:16 PM (ZS6f0)

371 Hey TJM.
Wanted to let you know, my latest blu-ray pre-order is Bugsy Malone, from 1976. Back when Scott Baio could open a film. :-)

Basically it's a mob/gangster movie... for kids. (Yeah, the studio heads musta been doing a lot of cocaine then.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (L2ZTs)

372 HDNKH

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (lXZ2r)

373 It's funny that you think our edicts apply to us. It's even funnier that you call them "rules and regulations".

Posted by: The Elite at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (KDCRD)

374 Barack Obama has got to be the lamest fuck on the east coast. I'm surprised Big Mitch hasn't found a nice NBA superstar to lavish her with jewels and brontosaurus ribs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (bCkNL)

375 359 oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant
-----------

Sounds like my old Ford at startup.

lambda lambda lambda bam kabam da lambda lambda bam kalambda bamda bama bama bama bama

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (sXGra)

376 oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant of covid from chile that evades vaccines.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (v3pYe)
........

I get rumbles from chili, too.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

377 Was Bono unavailable?
Posted by: wth

I think he's above playing for Obama now. Probably doing gigs for someone more powerful.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (OssQ4)

378 Will LeBronnaPrimaDonna be at the party?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (L2ZTs)

379 Nothing to see here. Just the FBI trying to smoke out the off the grid Jeffrey Epstein with the far too old now Obama daughters.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (DePyg)

380 But W is buddies with Moochelle, so I guess he's gold now.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)


Will the Bush's be there?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Obama the Super-Spreader

More right than you know, Ace!

Posted by: Reggie at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (AytXr)

382 Pearl Jam will be playing
Was Bono unavailable?
--------------
What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: James Taylor at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (+ya+t)

383 oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant of covid from chile that evades vaccines.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (v3pYe)


We're in BIG trouble now. The Ninja Variant as emerged.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (AiZBA)

384 Robert Fripp is a strange little man. Who just so happens to have the best prog rock band in the history of ever. They played here last weekend, but naturally I had a gig and couldn't go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (HaL55)

385 Barack Obama has got to be the lamest fuck on the east coast.


Phrasing

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (mR6Gs)

386 Big Mike will pop out of the cake with a mask in one hand and SCOAMF's ten inch present in the other.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (BRpqW)

387 He really is their chocolate jesus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (4fSQf)

388 I knew my share of Lefty teachers in High School and College. None of them would have thought about teaching this BS because it is ahistorical and something someone who couldn't get a job made up. It is demeaning to those all all colors, races, and ethnicities that did something in this country.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (ZS6f0)

389 So Peter Doocy has more balls than the entire rest of the press pool.

Amazing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (aXxgO)

390 Bammy's party.

It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more...

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

391 It wouldn't matter if they wore masks this weekend, because they'll be spreading the nambla variant...against which there is no known defense!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (fSmfa)

392 The biggest spreader in Washington DC is Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (+oR7L)

393 They probably would crawl through broken glass covered with COVID to be in his presence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2021 04:20 PM (4fSQf)

394 George Soros is like a comic book villain.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:20 PM (HZRln)

395 388 I knew my share of Lefty teachers in High School and College. None of them would have thought about teaching this BS because it is ahistorical and something someone who couldn't get a job made up. It is demeaning to those all all colors, races, and ethnicities that did something in this country.
Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (ZS6f0)

========

They'd all happily teach it today, if they were still in the game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

396 Guilt over being part of an op where a "top cop" murdered a female veteran might send a decent man over the edge, (or if he was found leaking info/guilt on Facebook, sure, they might Arkancide him). I don't think they were all that traumatized by the crowds, and there were how many "attacking" ... maybe 100, probably less, a few being provoked by flash bangs, none armed? not 1000's.

How many DC cops responding? 100? 3% commit suicide? 17/100,000 (normal cop suicide rate over a lifetime) is 0.017%. This is abnormal.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 04:20 PM (Cus5s)

397 Pearl Jam?

Was Bill Hicks not available?

https://youtu.be/jmEnccfSc0I

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

398

Normally I would wish that Obama would be sodomized by rabid hyenas, but he already has.

And begged for more.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (K8/od)

399 GWB will be there is just a short boat ride down for Kennebunkport.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (gmo/4)

400 She can't be happy.
Martha's Vineyard is a long way from the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

401 391 It wouldn't matter if they wore masks this weekend, because they'll be spreading the nambla variant...against which there is no known defense!
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (fSmfa)

========

You'd think they'd be most afraid of the pi variant.

There should be a lot of pi around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

402 I knew my share of Lefty teachers in High School and College. None of them would have thought about teaching this BS because it is ahistorical and something someone who couldn't get a job made up. It is demeaning to those all all colors, races, and ethnicities that did something in this country.
Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (ZS6f0)

People--including Lefty teachers--had standards at one time.
I got an A for a paper I wrote on Tito telling the Soviets to fuck off---from an avowed Stalinist....who is still teaching English at Montclair State.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

403 It's funny that you think our edicts apply to us. It's even funnier that you call them "rules and regulations".
Posted by: The Elite at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (KDCRD)


If there is a God, may He grant me one day before I die in CW2 to watch fucksticks like Barky, Nasty Pelousy and Wolf Blitzed swinging from trees.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (2JVJo)

404 370 I don't really want CRT banned in schools.... I want ALL of "Critical Theory" taught, in all its glory, to children young enough to see that the General Secretary has no clothes. Don't romanticize it by banning it like some secret dangerous Hidden Knowledge than only the Elect can understand... Show it in all its fetid, nasty, incoherent splendor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2021 04:12 PM (6FeV1)
----
I think I hear what you are saying but I don't fully agree. We grew up in a moderately blue area, and sometimes moderate Repubs won, but rarely. We were taught to love the country and our Founders. Sure we learned about slavery, the Indians, etc. But we were never taught to hate our Founders. You can have two or more thoughts on an issue. What we never learned was the claptrap they are puking up today.
Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:16 PM (ZS6f0)
----
I have a slightly different perspective. I want all socialism/communism snuffed out like rabid dogs would be. Minimum mandatory hard labor sentence of 12 months for pushing that crap. It's what the left will do to us for being patriotic, I just want to do it back at them.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (VcFUs)

405 349 update your video card driver?
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 02, 2021 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

Up to date.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Ok, this sounds far fetched, but I have seen it happen. When was the last time you pulled the video card and memory cards? I would shut down system and pull and clean contacts. (with just a smooth eraser and maybe some alcohol.) You could pull the CPU too, if you know how to do that. you would also need to replace heat sink goop.

It sounds like some bad data is getting into memory where the decoding is happening.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (v0rzk)

406 Cops have one of the highest suicide rates of all the groups of people.
Posted by: Braenyard,



Posted by: Joe Mama at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (WmGrA)

407 another member of The Regime says that businesses should require their patrons be vaccinated.
====

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2021 03:26 PM (IytoW)


There is at least one bar/restaurant in my town requiring the vaccine for patrons.

Posted by: Former President Barry O at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (Ez6QX)

408 But W is buddies with Moochelle, so I guess he's gold now.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

Will the Bush's be there?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Bush is opening up for Pearl Jam

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

409 Barack Obama has got to be the lamest fuck on the east coast. I'm surprised Big Mitch hasn't found a nice NBA superstar to lavish her with jewels and brontosaurus ribs.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2021 04:17 PM (bCkNL)


LeBron.

China's fucked him in the ass so many times, one of Mooch's strap-ons should slide in like butter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (2JVJo)

410 Oh, I'm sure GWB will be there. No doubt whatsoever.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (OssQ4)

411 Oh off, you low-life no-class worthless ghey ex-president sock.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Ez6QX)

412 In Obama world I don't think it's impossible to know who comes to your party because they know you and like you or because it's a good grifting opportunity.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:23 PM (HZRln)

413 Taqiyyologist, Stilton Jarlsberg portrays GWB and Michelle in his comic strips as secret lovers.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 02, 2021 04:23 PM (L2ZTs)

414 383 We're in BIG trouble now. The Ninja Variant as emerged.
pirate variant will save us.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe)

415 oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant of covid from chile that evades vaccines.

I think they should call it the "lambada" variant instead. Then then call have skeleton like figures doing some Latino dance
moves through the bodies that are stacked like cordwood miles high. ***cough cough****

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:24 PM (k39e/)

416 Posted by: qdpsteve

Quality.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2021 04:24 PM (OssQ4)

417 China's fucked him in the ass so many times, one of Mooch's strap-ons should slide in like butter.

*spews wine*

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 02, 2021 04:24 PM (nxdel)

418 Barky has given up all religions to follow Leftism, he is a lost cause until he faces God

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2021 04:24 PM (Cxk7w)

419 Bush is opening up for Pearl Jam
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (mR6Gs)

I saw Bush open for Haliburton at the Pipe Yard in 1981

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (VcFUs)

420 I don't think it's possible

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (HZRln)

421 Rockers used to rebel against the system. Now they shill for it.

No, that is not true. The "system" bought and paid for the all those hippies that sprang up, for the most part. It's painfully obvious if you dig in.

Dave McGowan, not exactly a rightwing firebrand, wrote a book on "The Strange But Mostly True Story of Laurel Canyon"; if you have any interest in the 1960s music scene, read it. Available online. It ties a lot of loose ends together.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (UXHfL)

422 Big My..ike, Big My..ike
Big bad Mike

Posted by: Braenyard, (sXGra) at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (sXGra)

423 Which Republicans will be there?
George WillNicole WallaceAnna NavarroSteve SchmidtGeorge W BushCindy McCain

Posted by: portlandon at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (+oR7L)

424 Maybe Branson will bring a spaceship, get high, and offer everybody free rides.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

425 "It's Tough" - America-Hating Soccer Player Megan Rapinoe In Tears After Loss in Likely Her Final Olympics.


I feel your pain. Oh, no, I don't. EABOD, sore loser.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:25 PM (KnJdm)

426 383 oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant of covid from chile that evades vaccines.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at August 02, 2021 04:14 PM (v3pYe)

We're in BIG trouble now. The Ninja Variant as emerged.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 02, 2021 04:18 PM (AiZBA)

I'm Against the Ninja.
(Dragon Sound!)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (V6f9+)

427 "But the difference between 13 out of a 100K ann 17 out of a 100k seems significant." Posted by: Quint

for vets 2000-2010 it is about 30/100k (which is closer to what I expected from hearing in general, cops had a higher rate) ... 17 was much closer to normal than I expected, so I added that to my comments.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (Cus5s)

428 @buitengebieden_

Roadblock in Tanzania..

https://tinyurl.com/yj7bd3qj

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (cF8AT)

429 Virus variants vary.....

Posted by: kraken at August 02, 2021 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)

430 @buitengebieden_

Roadblock in Tanzania..

https://tinyurl.com/yj7bd3qj
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (cF8AT)


Friendly reminder of who's actually in charge in some places.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Were Joe and Jill invited?

Posted by: EveR at August 02, 2021 04:28 PM (MUpk6)

432 Roadblock in Tanzania..

https://tinyurl.com/yj7bd3qj
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (cF8AT)

Now that's a ghey triplet of well nourished pussy

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 02, 2021 04:28 PM (VcFUs)

433 NOOD!

Quick hitz.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 02, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

434 By these standards we all need to shut down society every flu season.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (v0rzk)

435 It sounds like some bad data is getting into memory where the decoding is happening.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2021 04:22 PM (v0rzk)

I'd suspect video card, if any of the above. Reseat. But replace with another, if handy. All windows drivers SNAFU precautions apply, if you swap cards.

Posted by: flounder at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (KnJdm)

436 New Zealand trans weightlifter "Laura" Hubbard has been disqualified after failing three times to produce an acceptable snatch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 02, 2021 04:08 PM


Given a baby wipe, she could still do a clean and jerk though, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (a3Q+t)

437 I'm Against the Ninja.
(Dragon Sound!)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (V6f9+)

Heh. "We are all ore-pans!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 02, 2021 04:29 PM (xPJvm)

438 "A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog."

"Yum"

Posted by: Obama's voight-kampff at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (6nXJX)

439 @RED_IN_PA_2

Dominion's response to Attorney for the Senate, Kory Langhofer, regarding the subpoena issued to Dominion by the Senate

https://tinyurl.com/yzks4wry

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (cF8AT)

440 Feds seize cache of counterfeit Donkey signed consent forms, worth millions.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2021 04:30 PM (r4sI4)

441 Virus variants vary...

How? Apparently that's a good stumper to ask Jennipisaki. How do they know it's a particular variant? Is there a test, an identification, or are they just taking the word of the Wuhan lab's shipping director?

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2021 04:31 PM (8u/ei)

442 I live in deep-blue Washington State and my local school board has now banned critical race theory in a unanimous vote.

Sounds good but how will they ensure that the decision is followed by the actual teachers? Will they review curriculum and individual lesson plans? Audit live classes? And most importantly, how will they deal with teachers who defy them?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (nfrXX)

443 Dave McGowan sounds like an asshole

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (V6f9+)

444 During the Rectification, Jen Psaki will be sentenced to have her jaws wired together and her lips sewn shut. Forever.

Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (AMIL/)

445 People--including Lefty teachers--had standards at one time.

I got an A for a paper I wrote on Tito telling the Soviets to fuck
off---from an avowed Stalinist....who is still teaching English at
Montclair State.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

I had a few experiences like that.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:33 PM (ZS6f0)

446
oh, yay! starting to see rumbles of a lambda variant of covid from chile that evades vaccines.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain


Break out the carrots!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2021 04:34 PM (63Dwl)

447 Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2021 04:26 PM (cF8AT)

Somebody posted on that thread about the picture "It's a pride party." I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2021 04:35 PM (k39e/)

448 I won't say what I got away with in public schools, with mostly lib teachers. yeah, jokes aside, they did let you do your thing if you could back it up.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (ZS6f0)

449 Any parent should have an APP on their phone or computer and be able to livestream in real time every class and observe what the "teachers" are doing to their kids. Heck, I don't have any kids in school, but I'm damn well still paying for it, and should be able to observe.

"If you're not doing anything wrong, you've got nothing to hide", right?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 04:36 PM (UXHfL)

450 Contemplating Obama and 400 other individuals most if not all of whom got us to where we are today in one place at the same tine, John Lennon's "Imagine" popped into my head. . . with the lyrics suitably altered.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2021 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

"Imagine no Obama, it's easy if you try . . . "

Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 02, 2021 04:38 PM (hKi6n)

451
I live in deep-blue Washington State and my local school board has now banned critical race theory in a unanimous vote.



Sounds good but how will they ensure that the decision is followed
by the actual teachers? Will they review curriculum and individual
lesson plans? Audit live classes? And most importantly, how will they
deal with teachers who defy them?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2021 04:32 PM (nfrXX)

I hear ya, but if it that is the case, it is a very good sign. I know little about Washington State and I hear it can go from deep blue to deep red in an instant. But that is for sure a good sign.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (ZS6f0)

452 Dave McGowan sounds like an asshole

He seemed like a pretty good guy, although it's also obvious that a lot of great books over the years have been written by assholes.

What's your point??

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2021 04:39 PM (UXHfL)

453 F' that asshole and that lame ass band. I hope Cape Cod sinks.

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (Tnijr)

454 And Martha's Vineyard too!

Posted by: f'd at August 02, 2021 04:40 PM (Tnijr)

455 So Peter Doocy has more balls than the entire rest of the press pool.



Amazing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 02, 2021 04:19 PM (aXxgO)

no question there. I remember when his dad was the local weatherman. He later became a conservative or showed it. I guess he raised his kid right.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:42 PM (ZS6f0)

456 so Quinn is they and themself if I ever write about them. Since that will never happen, I will forget that important knowledge.

Posted by: Quint at August 02, 2021 04:49 PM (ZS6f0)

457 The elites don't even try to hide their actions while imposing mandates to the great unwashed. A huge middle finger to Americans. They lie and they know we know that they are lying. They don't care.

Posted by: Cheri at August 02, 2021 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

458 600 people
+
60th birthday
+
6th day of August

Posted by: Rex B at August 02, 2021 05:43 PM (7qr5o)

459 ROSES ARE RED,VIOLETS ARE BLUE,FACES LIKE YOURS,BELONG IN A ZOO,BUT DONT BE MAD,I'LL BE THERE TO,NOT IN A CAGE,BUT LAUGHING AT YOU

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 02, 2021 06:04 PM (wGqjj)

460 One well placed JDAM on Obamas house and most of Americas issues will disappear...

Posted by: Bob Dylan II at August 02, 2021 09:33 PM (D2wY0)

461 If we had a legitimate, standalone administration, the proper answer would be just "You'll have to inquire with the ex-president about his (super-spreader) event". But because this is Zero's 3rd term (4th term in charge of the deep state), Psackoftoads had a whole long explanation all prepared.

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