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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/31/21)
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The age old Love/Hate Relationship, Just add motor vehicle.
WILD surveillance footage captured the moment a woman tried to run over a man multiple times in the middle of the street during a violent bust-up. The man and woman, who were reported to be a couple on social media, were seen arguing in the middle of a residential street in Baltimore, Maryland on Thursday afternoon.
OK Californians I get it. Family. Weather/climate. Jobs. But what will it take you to move? Homeless encampments, confiscatory tax rates, BACON?
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Thanks to a reworked menu and long hours, Jeannie Kim managed to keep her San Francisco restaurant alive during the coronavirus pandemic. That makes it all the more frustrating that she fears her breakfast-focused diner could be ruined within months by new rules that could make one of her top menu items — bacon — hard to get in California. “Our number one seller is bacon, eggs and hash browns,” said Kim, who for 15 years has run SAMS American Eatery on the city’s busy Market Street. “It could be devastating for us.” At the beginning of next year, California will begin enforcing an animal welfare proposition approved overwhelmingly by voters in 2018 that requires more space for breeding pigs, egg-laying chickens and veal calves. National veal and egg producers are optimistic they can meet the new standards, but only 4% of hog operations now comply with the new rules. Unless the courts intervene or the state temporarily allows non-compliant meat to be sold in the state, California will lose almost all of its pork supply, much of which comes from Iowa, and pork producers will face higher costs to regain a key market.
Valu-Rite vs. Costco, Let the debate begin.
It’s no secret that robots make the best pizza at Costco, and that the robot revolution will start when the pizza androids finally decide to revolt. But there's one secret the retailer doesn’t want you to know: which companies are making all of its deliciously affordable Kirkland booze? If you’ve ever shopped for inexpensive gin, vodka, tequila, or other spirits at Costco, you’ve probably wondered the same thing. You could search this free Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau database to find out which importer/producer the booze is sourced from, but it’s complicated, just like that Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin movie. Many brands have multiple distilleries, and can make private label booze. While we can't definitively say what the answers are, we wanted to give you two educated opinions: the general internet consensus and the thoughts of Stuart Jensen, a longtime bartender extraordinaire and co-owner of Denver’s Curio B
Hmmmmm. The case for not killing spiders in your home.
Even though spiders are creepy crawlers that you probably despise, killing them could actually do your house more harm than good. Here's why. Besides having long legs and a creepy demeanor, most people are scared of spiders for one specific reason: Their bite. If you’re not sure the type of spider, there’s always a chance that the spider could be venomous. However, it has been proven that only about 10 percent of spider bites lead to necrotic skin lesions. These types of bites actually don’t come from the innocent brown spiders that make a home within your home. In fact, it’s actually quite difficult for a spider like that to bite you.
Snorkeler Finds Fake Skeletons Underwater Sitting In Lawn Chairs When it comes to snorkeling, I just have to pass on this experience. I’m not a huge fan of water, and I’m even less of a fan of being in the water in a tight, confined space swimming towards the unknown. Recently a person was snorkeling in Parker, Arizona and they went for a dive near the Cienega Springs boat ramp which is on the Colorado River. Their dive was cut short when they made a startling and gruesome discovery. Because the discovery scared them so much, they ended up calling the La Paz County Sheriff’s Department to investigate rather than looking into it on their own. The snorkeler ended up finding two skeletons who were both seated in lawn chairs. Was this a prank or a grave discovery of two people who suffered an untimely death? When the La Paz Sheriff’s Department arrived at the scene, they ended up dispatching a diver from Buckskin Fire Department to investigate further.
About that diagnosis? Genius Award Winners.
A CANADIAN woman's charred remains were thrown away by firefighters who mistook what was left of her body as a mannequin. The Quebec coroner's office is now investigating the grizzly discovery, following a miscommunication between local police who were told of a missing person, and firefighters, who were called to put out a fire at a clothing factory.
An Unusual Saturday Night Feel Good Story of The Day.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:00 PM (60crm)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:00 PM (uqMQz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 09:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mot at July 31, 2021 09:00 PM (M+2Ir)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 31, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 31, 2021 09:01 PM (rwusL)
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Your move(ment)!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 31, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: In Exile at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at July 31, 2021 09:03 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2021 09:03 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: wing at July 31, 2021 09:03 PM (PlW9M)
And also how to tell a burnt to a crisp human from that of a mannequin/womannequin.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)
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Your move(ment)!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 31, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 31, 2021 09:04 PM (MeeYz)
Posted by: ZOD at July 31, 2021 09:05 PM (xK9An)
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Your move(ment)!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 31, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Ok, we're done here folks.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:06 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2021 09:06 PM (FmrzA)
Posted by: In Exile at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM
At the moment.
Posted by: clutch at July 31, 2021 09:06 PM (9UmRs)
I wouldn't want to be the owner of the place the woman kept running into...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:06 PM (60crm)
Sitting here hoping the rain happens. It only hit 92 today. It probably won't rain but I can hope.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 31, 2021 09:07 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2021 09:08 PM (VwHCD)
Everybody knows the only real way to buy vodka is getting it in a plastic milk jug from an old Polish woman.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 09:08 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:08 PM (4fSQf)
--like all of us.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2021 09:08 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: In Exile at July 31, 2021 09:02 PM
XZ34T44901TTrey^((alsoeattheDIK)44$332666.
Posted by: ZOD at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (uqMQz)
Prince Ludwig, tomorrow CBD will explain to us how to sous vide a potato into delicious vodka.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
It's Balmer Jake.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:10 PM (mD/uy)
--like all of us.
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I also rarely kill spiders--unless they are big enough to give me a fright. Most of the time I leave that to my cats, though, who are also amazing machines.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 31, 2021 09:10 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:11 PM (csEWM)
If that were truly The ONT, one or both toilet seats would have up.
Looks like Mr. Humanitarian has been taken in by a deepfake by some Daywalker.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2021 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)
So while I understand the logic of leaving spiders alone....well.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2021 09:11 PM (Vgw1E)
(Loudspeaker array over Mason-jar spider prison-camp)
"Attention. Some do not consider you worthy of torture and death. Unfortunately for you, you've fallen into my snare, and not his."
"Prepare to die."
Posted by: ZOD at July 31, 2021 09:12 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
a woman and her son were arrested here in East Texas for running over (and killing) her husband and his step dad. The step son was driving, and apparently she was arrested for sitting in the passenger seat at the time and yelling "yeah! git 'im! git 'im!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (rfYv5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
I might be late to the game, but I wasn't aware that these massive investment firms like BlackRock were buying every house they can on states all over the country.
All these bidding wars and houses flying off the market aren't, apparently, because people are moving in droves to your state.
Billions of dollars is coming from these firms to buy up all the homes they can get to then in turn rent them at higher profits.
The overarching reason seems to be The Great Reset, where they basically make ownership a thing of the past and 'they' control housing, amongst other things.
Scary shit. Articles all over the place about Wall Street firms outbidding normal people for houses for these REITs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (uqMQz)
"He hired two men to kidnap his wife. They both drowned." (link to Yahoo News)
https://tinyurl.com/rmrbxwwz
Sounds like a real-life Fargo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (rfYv5)
Charming woman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:14 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
But you can walk out of the store with up to $750 or so in items before it's a crime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:14 PM (aA3+G)
My arteries are crinkling with me just thinking about eating it.
And that chess picture is not for shy, nerdy players.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Nothing like hunger pangs or starvation to make you appreciate the wonders of socialism!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:09 PM (uqMQz)
My inventory has been sold. I am moving into retirement. The estate is appraised at close to one million dollars, and water-dog college is not cheap...
Posted by: ZOD at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (xK9An)
Hey, those burgers look yummy.
Posted by: Dr. T
Burgers like that are too hard to eat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
Burgers like that are too hard to eat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
I never considered you a quitter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 09:16 PM (5/exA)
Got a little TP-Link brick, took all of three minutes to set up. Made in Vietnam, so suck it, China.
Also, thanks to Amazon's "smile" program, a little bit went to the Second Amendment Foundation. If I have to use them, might as make them choke on it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:16 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 31, 2021 09:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2021 09:17 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2021 09:17 PM (omb4h)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 09:17 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 31, 2021 09:17 PM (bCkNL)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 31, 2021 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
I'll pound the bastard with my fist and make it a fruit roll before walking away from a burger like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2021 09:18 PM (VwHCD)
--like all of us.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
You don't kill them. You grab them in a giant wad of toilet paper and flush them down the toilet. Then you check back in a couple of minutes to make sure they don't float back up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
My skill set for some part of happy wife is separate bathrooms, and a shower for two.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 31, 2021 09:16 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks, I'm glad I could help make your evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (aA3+G)
Burgers like that are too hard to eat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
I never considered you a quitter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:16 PM (aA3+G)
Simone Biles is an inspiration to us all.
Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (Ojki1)
Also been drinking so ignore me, loves.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (OU+8W)
Is buying lots and building still an option?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)
The Love's I was talking about last night was on Gridley Road in Cerritos, in 1982.
It closed down about 1995 or so, when all the other Love's were also going away.
Today the building is literally a hollowed-out shell. You can see right through it because the front and back walls were taken down. I assume it's waiting for a new tenant, but been like that for almost a year now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Spider at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (1DAzO)
Posted by: Jen the original
Yeah - saw that one the other night. My 2-3 hours of Olympic tv watching is enough to last me the rest of my life.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Was in the store buying booze, one has to push a button to summon help. I remarked to the nice person what a pain it must be for them to show up and unlock the cabinet...He remarked the store was seeing 60K worth of alcohol walk out the front door A MONTH!! and there wasn't a thing they could do about it, except put it under lock and key....
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Obesity is the #1 health problem amongst the poors, therefore make real food too expensive for them. I'm sure there'll still be plenty of plant-based slop for them to "buy" with their Biden-Bucks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:21 PM (SchxB)
Is buying lots and building still an option?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)
In some of these articles from reputable papers like the WSJ, these companies are said to be buying all the lots in new subdivisions. 100 plus houses at a time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Spider at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (1DAzO)
Maybe we need arbitration. AlextheChick can be the mediator.
Posted by: Bete at July 31, 2021 09:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
In fairness divorce lawyers ARE pretty expensive.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)
Not sure why you would want to...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:22 PM (csEWM)
because we've had an ant infestation and I've heard the spiders like
them for appetizers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:20 PM (L2ZTs)
You will wind up tied to your bed while the ants take slivers off of you for a week.
So, how is your insomnia nowadays?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 09:22 PM (qaiJN)
Thanks, I'm glad I could help make your evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (aA3+G)
Love your ONTs MisHum. If I can't participate in real time, I read them in the morning!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 31, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
* Respectful tip of the hat *
California's appeal is getting more selective. Have
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, that sucks. Around here the lots that are for sale are pretty much stuff nobody built on in 20+ year established neighborhoods. Hopefully too small to get the locust's attention.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 31, 2021 09:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
This may be their "Elect Larry Elder" strategy
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 09:24 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:19 PM (SchxB)
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As I understand it, building materials (lumber, etc.) are also becoming unaffordable...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 31, 2021 09:24 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2021 09:17 PM (omb4h)
That add has been around for a while. The trans garbage is everywhere.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2021 09:24 PM (vMCab)
I'd rather not have any insects or bugs but if I have to choose it's ants and spiders, as opposed to flies and roaches. Bleah.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM (1DAzO)
I was bitten by a spider once when I lived in Sacramento and I thought my leg would fall off. Spider season is icky season.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)
"Only when we're extremely lonely..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
In fairness divorce lawyers ARE pretty expensive.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)
You know the joke.
Why do divorce lawyers cost so much? Because they're worth it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM (vMCab)
I thought that stuff had already peaked. Now just sitting at a new higher "normal".
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:26 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Saw this on Watters' World tonight. That's *his* car!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 31, 2021 09:26 PM (OssQ4)
And not a one of them sporting eight wheels and three dozen headlights.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2021 09:26 PM (QzJWU)
The spiders and I made an agreement when I moved in six years ago.
They get all the bugs they want. They don't bite me and I don't exterminate them.
It's worked very well and I have yet to be bitten in the house.
Or any other part of my anatomy. I even had one run across the top of my hand a few months ago.
It kind of tickled.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 31, 2021 09:26 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel
Where I live the permitting process will set one back about 26K, and you haven't turned a shovel full of dirt at that point.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:27 PM (r1z5A)
Is buying lots and building still an option?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Price of lumber you'll need a bunch of bitcoins...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:27 PM (60crm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
But you can walk out of the store with up to $750 or so in items before it's a crime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Which also makes the cost of food go up for the people who don't steal. And people in that state still vote for liberals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 09:27 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: davidt
"Well Young Lady, now that you asked me. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:28 PM (mD/uy)
So, a bear did it, huh?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 31, 2021 09:28 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead
Aw hell naw. Nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 31, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (1DAzO)
Maybe they don't, and the elections have been stolen for decades. See Prop 8 for another way to enforce unpopular stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Funny thing is is, what you should be afraid of is not that the singl family homes are going to be unaffordabl because of the REITS, you should be afraid of the REITS and their institutional investors using their ownership to social engineer the burbs, that is what they are after.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:30 PM (bDeHh)
And I am seriously thinking about retiring. They have me working Sundays and I don't like it. I was already the only person on the phones two hours a night. Now I exchange two hours for anothef eight. Just all around fed up. We could wrap things up here if I could get people to clear out the house. It's just maddening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 09:30 PM (YynYJ)
Be more economical to plant a bunch of trees and come back in 20 years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (hU6Zu)
* * * *
Black widows and brown recluse are exterminated with extreme prejudice. The rest can live so long as they don't come anywhere near me.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 31, 2021 09:31 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:31 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:15 PM (+lVUW)
I never considered you a quitter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Well, if you are going to eat a burger like that you have to get it take out and eat it at home. You don't want to be sitting in a restaurant with grease and egg yolk running down your chin.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM
The Heather Locklear...
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:32 PM (bDeHh)
And yes, we've sued and won against a homeowner that tried the Air B&B thing. No one wants to live next door to constant 3 am parties, every weekend.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2021 09:32 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Biden at July 31, 2021 09:32 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:31 PM (utMrO)
Bah!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (rfYv5)
People trying too hard to make food porn, That's who
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (sJHOI)
And I am seriously thinking about retiring. They have me working Sundays and I don't like it. I was already the only person on the phones two hours a night. Now I exchange two hours for anothef eight. Just all around fed up. We could wrap things up here if I could get people to clear out the house. It's just maddening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 09:30 PM (YynYJ)
Try 1-800-got-junk, or pack-rat (I think).... there are other similar options to get help. GotJunk charges by volume not weight iirc, since they need to know how much they can fit in each truck they dispatch.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I've been to plenty of places where that is a large part of the human courting ritual.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:31 PM (+lVUW)
Nah. Just shake it out a bit. Drop the tomato (besides being disgusting they make the bun slide around like a greased pig.)
You can climb that mountain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (utMrO
Yes, that's the point. Key tenet of the great commie reset.
There are a lot of ways for them to destroy the middle class.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 09:34 PM (8h1h1)
alone in the dark
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:34 PM (utMrO)
>Why yes, my dear, and then we pluck them.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 31, 2021 09:34 PM (bCkNL)
Posted by: Jen the original
Dang know it all doctors assigning people to be women at birth. The nerve.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2021 09:35 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I've been to plenty of places where that is a large part of the human courting ritual.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)
===
You could be any number of my close friends.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2021 09:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 31, 2021 09:25 PM
The Heather Locklear...
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:32 PM (bDeHh)
Adrian Zmed. LOL. Dance Show. Disco. What the hell was the name of that show? Disco Fever?
Soul Train!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:35 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2021 09:35 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 09:35 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (r1z5A)
alone in the dark
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:34 PM (utMrO)
* * * *
*SNORT*
I thought you were going to say... in the bathtub!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Hint: don't use eucalyptus even though they grow fast.
'They' imported them and planted them thinking to use them for homes... They forgot to check on the growth pattern... The trees twist as they grow and you can't get straight boards, hence we have eucalyptus groves in California
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (60crm)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (mf+Bs)
How do they propose to turn a profit?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (r1z5A)
So no Taco Bell, eh? Maybe Nacho Fries (which are back here btw.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:37 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp
You aren't safe parked in a driveway either.
-- The World According to Garp
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)
I do still remember the pumpernickel, which was fantastic.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)
How do they propose to turn a profit?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (SRRAx)
Pelosi let that lapse, I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:38 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:38 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2021 09:35 PM (bVhJi)
And they are very very fast...
Posted by: Ladyl at July 31, 2021 09:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Donna, now with 100% new and improved &&&&&&&&& at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM (HabA/)
Black widows and brown recluse are exterminated with extreme prejudice. The rest can live so long as they don't come anywhere near me.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 31, 2021 09:31 PM (rwusL)
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Unless spiders live a long time there's a generational web on the outside corner of my shower. It's been occupied for four years.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM (hU6Zu)
Anyway, this came up. Why on God's Green Earth would a woman want to get a barbell here? Just why?
NSFW but it's like something from a doctor/science book so erring on the side of caution.
https://is.gd/Wa4qM1
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM (BpJwf)
How do they propose to turn a profit?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (SRRAx)
Pelosi let that lapse, I think.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:38 PM (4fSQf)
Yeah, I saw a blurb on it yesterday. They are not advertising that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM (csEWM)
'They' imported them and planted them thinking to use them for homes... They forgot to check on the growth pattern... The trees twist as they grow and you can't get straight boards, hence we have eucalyptus groves in California
IIRC, those eucalyptus are nearing the end of their life spans as well. So another win as they try to figure out what to do with the dead trees.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 09:40 PM (+ya+t)
Life is good.
Posted by: Donna, now with 100% new and improved &&&&&&&&& at July 31, 2021 09:40 PM (HabA/)
*stops*
*ponders*
I think that is the first time I have seen anyone ever post full on gynecological nudity, pepe. I think that merits a kudos, maybe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:41 PM (csEWM)
The states have received $43 billion from the feds for rent payments to landlords. As of last week only 6.5% has been disbursed.
The states have yet to figure out the mechanisms to release the funds.
I suspect the money will mystically be stolen by Nigerian princes.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 31, 2021 09:42 PM (FtJ1S)
Think next time I'll add on a sunnyside-up egg and some guac.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Life is good.
Posted by: Donna, now with 100% new and improved &&&&&&&&& at July 31, 2021 09:40 PM (HabA/)
Bacon is another proof that God loves us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:42 PM (csEWM)
private equity , direct investment is the way to go
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:42 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Walmart sells pop for under a dollar for a 2 liter bottle. Off brand potato chips aren't that expensive. And some stores have cheap white bread for about a dollar. Cheap eggs, chicken, and pork that is cheaper than beef are all a benefit to low income people. And Greasy Hair Newsome knows it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:42 PM (+lVUW)
Eucalyptus are highly flammable. More so than other CA trees. Saw that in a few CA fires.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
They can be killed with a shoe. I've killed many, missed many too.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2021 09:43 PM (sJHOI)
https://is.gd/Wa4qM1
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
What happens when this woman goes through the TSA screening?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:43 PM (mD/uy)
Life is good.
Posted by: Donna, now with 100% new and improved &&&&&&&&&
See? There is good karma!
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2021 09:43 PM (mD/uy)
Probably removes the speculum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (csEWM)
I suspect the money will mystically be stolen by Nigerian princes.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 31, 2021 09:42 PM (FtJ1S
Funny that, huh?
Jack Probseic is calling it eviction eve.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
And I am seriously thinking about retiring. They have me working Sundays and I don't like it. I was already the only person on the phones two hours a night. Now I exchange two hours for anothef eight. Just all around fed up. We could wrap things up here if I could get people to clear out the house. It's just maddening.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 09:30 PM (YynYJ)
Try 1-800-got-junk, or pack-rat (I think).... there are other similar options to get help. GotJunk charges by volume not weight iirc, since they need to know how much they can fit in each truck they dispatch.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2021 09:33 PM (ACi07)
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My mom got her condo. She moves in in September (assuming all goes well). Family is descending on her house at the end of August to clear 50 years of accumulation in a 3 story house (and three car garage). 1-800-GOT-JUNK may be on speed dial.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (CAJOC)
How do they propose to turn a profit?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (SRRAx)
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This is another commie move on private property.
The landlord can't collect rent, he can't make upkeep, or pay taxes, or his mortgage. He looses it.
The bank gets it, who wants to buy it It's occupied with freeloaders. So they discount them to the government and create Obama' Section 8 housing.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (hU6Zu)
Step 2: Buy their stuff for cheap
Step 3: Get the government to undo whatever they did to put the competitors out of business
Step 4: $$$$$$$
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (8h1h1)
https://is.gd/Wa4qM1
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM
There's an advert for "MODBLOG.BMEZINE.COM" on the speculum, which, I'm going to surmise, is not a scholarly journal...
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (bDeHh)
So they'll be dealing with dead or dying highly flammable trees. Yep, glad I don't live there any more.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (oEn12)
Another reason why the "science" community has jumped the shark.
Posted by: keena at July 31, 2021 09:45 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:44 PM (bDeHh)
I probably agree with them more than Men's Health or more 'scholarly' journals these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:45 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
They can be killed with a shoe. I've killed many, missed many too.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2021 09:43 PM (sJHOI)
* * * *
You can sous vide that shit... ;-)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Co-workers family was in the Eucalyptus firewood biz in Cali...said they got out of it after the restrictions on wood burning stoves.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (r1z5A)
Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til ........
Central Denver (not downtown)
wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com
You know you want to be there! And there are many special guests
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (/UQ/R)
Another reason why the "science" community has jumped the shark.
Posted by: keena at July 31, 2021 09:45 PM (RiTnx)
Heh.
Lysenko would be so proud of these imbeciles.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (ACi07)
Hope you are doing well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 31, 2021 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
Pretty well, all things considered. Started out the week training a new supervisor on a second shift position. Ended the week doing a sort on 1st shift in Louisville. My sleep schedule is all kinds of screwed up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA a
in fairness, I believe that there is not a reputabl animal org that would alow you to adopt anything but cats.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (rwusL)
have at it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: davidt
Well that's it. I'm not buying any more whole chickens.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at July 31, 2021 09:03 PM (JdcHc)"
**
Get out. It's not worth it.
Posted by: Chronicle at July 31, 2021 09:48 PM (CYsbk)
I'm sure you can guess why.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (4fSQf)
Do not like pictures of martial law? Or reporting on Biden being a dementia patient?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:48 PM (csEWM)
WILD surveillance footage captured the moment a woman tried to run over a man multiple times in the middle of the street during a violent bust-up.
__________
That played out about as I imagined.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 09:48 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:48 PM (csEWM)
Winner, winner, chicken sous vide dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:49 PM (4fSQf)
WILD surveillance footage captured the moment a woman tried to run over a man multiple times in the middle of the street during a violent
has to be a bitch being that violnt and stupid.
if you are going to be violnt, be smart about it
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:49 PM (utMrO)
Skinny panhandlers are crackheads.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:50 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Absolutely the best fun!
Use a piece of Al foil to see the pattern and you're golden!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:50 PM (60crm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:49 PM (4fSQf)
Raw chicken is the only raw meat that gave me pause before I ate it. I gave it a try because I think the chicken had been up and clucking minutes before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:51 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:51 PM (utMrO)
I'm sure you can guess why.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (4fSQf)
Do not like pictures of martial law? Or reporting on Biden being a dementia patient?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yes
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 09:51 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 09:52 PM (MgzvS)
YouTube suspended Sky News of Australia.
I'm sure you can guess why.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Quigley needs to go down under and start shootin'.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 09:53 PM (63Dwl)
How do they propose to turn a profit?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2021 09:36 PM (SRRAx)
Inflation on the property values.
Real property is about the only hedge against inflation.
It used to be the stock market; but, O-shithole gave all the investors a haircut and 'cured' that hedge.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:53 PM (60crm)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)
Real property is about the only hedge against inflation.
It used to be the stock market; but, O-shithole gave all the investors a haircut and 'cured' that hedge.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 09:53 PM (60crm)
*coughgoldstandardcough*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:53 PM (csEWM)
I'm sure you can guess why.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (4fSQf)
Hamsters?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 09:54 PM (5/exA)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (YynYJ
If it's so very important to them they should have extracted what they want long ago. If they still want it, I would tell them they can move it to storage by such-and-such date to sort through on *their* time, or it will be sent to the dump. I'd probably have what *I* want to keep moved into an Undisclosed Storage Location, before telling them to get off their collective ass.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2021 09:54 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 09:53 PM (63Dwl)
We got rid of all the misfits in our country, sir.
*spits*
We sent em back to England.
Posted by: Matthew Quigley at July 31, 2021 09:54 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Biden
I laughed at that. Shows you how much I hate Biden.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 09:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Raw chicken is the only raw meat that gave me pause before I ate it. I gave it a try because I think the chicken had been up and clucking minutes before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
A few minutes later you might be up and chucking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 09:55 PM (63Dwl)
Feeling a good deal better. Appetite is returning, guts have settled down, not as fatigued. I think it's best if I don't go to Mass tomorrow; the pastor has made it quite clear that if you're not feeling well, don't come.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 09:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: TC at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (2S0F4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 09:55 PM (63Dwl)
I think all the alcohol scared off any salmonella.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: bof at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (UePSi)
Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til ........
Central Denver (not downtown)
wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com
You know you want to be there! And there are many special guests
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 09:46 PM (/UQ/R)
Dangit WDS!! My travel and vacation budget is already stuffed....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 09:55 PM (/U27+)
Glad to hear you are feeling better, Hadrian. You're one of the good dudes here.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (csEWM)
swiss engineering is so nice.
by the way, who knows what the ghm in b&t ghm means?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:57 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2021 09:57 PM (FmrzA)
The section on "constructive eviction" had me rolling on the floor. (It's illegal btw; it's when you send the biggest baddest meanest most tatted-up Hell's Angel to the home of your worst tenant, have him bash the door down, and scream, "IF YER NOT OUTTA HERE BY 9AM TOMORROW, I'LL MOOOOOVE YER ASS OUT!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Hitler or Stalin?
Posted by: TC at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (2S0F4)
More impactful. Dear Lord. Kind of hard to say. In a geopolitical sense they both had insane impact on the world stage. To the people they murdered, though...
Its a push.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:50 PM (hU6Zu)
Not to mention that in most parts of the country there's always at least one church within a mile's walk and they're rather well known for alms-giving.
But churches and shelters don't give out hard drugs, so...
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 09:58 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 09:58 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 31, 2021 09:59 PM (oEn12)
Might see a flashpoint event.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 09:56 PM (csEWM)
________
Thanks. At my age, I'm rarely sick, but never entirely well either.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 09:59 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Mao at July 31, 2021 09:59 PM (mf+Bs)
Good to hear you're feeling better. Take it easy as much as you can, don't want a relapse.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 10:00 PM (SchxB)
Might see a flashpoint event.
better than violence would just be huge protests, silent, non-violnt
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 10:00 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 10:01 PM (5/exA)
Might see a flashpoint event.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I really thought the Australians would be the last to cave,
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
She said, "You don't look like my type
But I guess you'll do"
Third rate romance
Colorado Morondezvous
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:01 PM (63Dwl)
I'm sure there's examples of evictions that went so badly, there was no home left to remove tenants from by the end of the story.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 10:02 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Sandy at July 31, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)
But I guess you'll do"
Third rate romance
Colorado Morondezvous
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:01 PM
*golf clap...
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:03 PM (d4fWY)
Posted by: Mao at July 31, 2021 09:59 PM (mf+Bs)
Honestly, at least up until the 90's Mao's geopolitical impact outside of China was somewhat minimal compared to the other two (unless you count Korea and Vietnam.) At least so far.
The hard thing about judging historical figures is that their impact can have massive consequences LONG after they are dead and gone. Diocletian was trying to stabilize the Roman Empire. In the short term he succeeded but in the long and even near long term he failed. However, the system of serfdom was essentially established on his watch and that had MASSIVE consequences for the next 1000 years and more. Totalitarian asshat fucking rat bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 10:03 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
*coughgoldstandardcough*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
IIRC FDR solved that once before too.
If it was done once it can be done again...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2021 10:04 PM (60crm)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
What has the world come to when the French people are leading the way.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:04 PM (4fSQf)
Burn them in situ - God's timing, as usual.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2021 10:05 PM (n6tX4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2021 10:05 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 10:05 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 10:05 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2021 10:05 PM (BMmaB)
"Diocletian was a Roman emperor from 284 to 305. Born to a family of low status in Dalmatia."
He was a Dalmatian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sandy at July 31, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 10:06 PM (utMrO)
This ONT may contain comments some Morons may find distressing
Posted by: Safe Driver Miklos at July 31, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
He was a Dalmatian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:06 PM (63Dwl)
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Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at July 31, 2021 10:07 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
What has the world come to when the French people are leading the way. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:04 PM (4fSQf)
Remember, the Australians descend from convicts, and the French are well-known for a bloody revolution and a bloodthirsty dictator.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2021 10:07 PM (BMmaB)
Nothing says "conquered people" more when the government decides to mow down and slaughter its population by its military over something with a 99.99% survival rate.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2021 10:07 PM (n6tX4)
Ran a comparison between the show careers of Delilah and her grandmother Lacey at the same age. Lacey is the top-winning owner-handled Borzoi female in the history of the breed.
They're actually fairly close and would have been closer if Lila hadn't lost out on about 50 shows that got cancelled last year, including the big Dallas and Houston summer clusters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 10:07 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2021 10:05 PM (BMmaB)
Probably not too far wrong. I bought one of those Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls (sausage, cheese bacon and egg w/gravy, iirc.) I looked at the total calories while heating it up one morning. 350. 350 calories for 3-4 bucks. WTF?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2021 10:08 PM (csEWM)
This ONT may contain comments some Morons may find distressing
Posted by: Safe Driver Miklos at July 31, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ
I wasn't happy about the spiders or raw chicken. Can I sue?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:08 PM (4fSQf)
"I got a great rest last night. I sleep on an Avocado."
"Well I guess that's one way to make guacamole."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Why the grifters grift. Talcum-X buys $842,000 lakefront home in New Jersey (Daily Mail).
https://tinyurl.com/jjszzn6m
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 31, 2021 10:09 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
We assess this as TRUE
Posted by: Miklos Snopes at July 31, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
He enjoyed crucifying rebels, ruling the largest empire on Earth, and riding on fire trucks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 10:10 PM (VxC1e)
Allowing that asstard into the U.N. and later, China into the G-8, was but gasoline onto the flames.
Lesson? Nuke all commie nations in their birthing crib. Take out their Capital and their Leaders. Lives would be saved in the long run, thus.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2021 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
Aside from his portion of WWII and the early stages of the Cold War, Stalin's only real macroscale contribution to history was in making the previous iteration of authoritarian social collectivism stick around for longer than it otherwise would.
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 10:11 PM (8h1h1)
Talcum-X buys $842,000 lakefront home in New Jersey (Daily Mail).
__________
How many Air Jordans could have been bought for impoverished inner-city yoofs with that money?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 10:11 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at July 31, 2021 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
"Look! Pretend I am Derek Zoolander. Walk. Me. Through. This. Shit! I drive the car. I have no clue how to fix shit beyond changing a tire, checking the oil and wiper fluid. (I usta-could when cars were simpler)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:13 PM (4fSQf)
https://tinyurl.com/jjszzn6m
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
So it's still an all-white neighborhood.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 10:13 PM (mf+Bs)
They can't lawfully require Iowa pork producers to do that, nor more importantly prohibit Iowa pork products from being sold in their state. They want to cut their own throat, fine, that's their business.
I recognize the laws don't mean fuck all anymore, but pay attention and watch what the courts do, or don't do.
Iowa should proactively cut California off right now 15% is a lot of side meat, but I'm confident they can sell it somewhere else. The screeching from Cali would be EPIC
DO IT
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 10:13 PM (Ixqnq)
However, it has been proven that only about 10 percent of spider bites lead to necrotic skin lesions.
"Only" about 10%. That's high, and the necrosis is no fun. And also skewing the odds, some houses, like ours, have too much of the kind of human clutter that brown recluses love to hide in. Fortunately, they're stupid and easy to stomp before they realize they're exposed.
Ow. The music just went hard rock.
Anyway, garden spiders, daddy longlegs, they get caught and defenestrated. Brown recluse, other uglies, and that one time Black Widow get the skoosh.
Well, not too much hard rock. That was good.
Posted by: mindful webworker - back at the scene of the crime at July 31, 2021 10:14 PM (xdNUT)
Reading Denninger's forum, I saw something. A guy delurked, and said he's a Massachusetts socialist, and a Ph.D. in epidemiology with many published papers.
He said he can't believe it, but he's getting out and moving to a red state with the rednecks and rubes. He's watching the CDC and public health experts saying and doing garbage that is contrary to everything he knows about his field.
They are full of shit. He said if he speaks up, they will destroy him. So he's bugging out to a red state.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:14 PM (Mzdiz)
"Well I guess that's one way to make guacamole."
Posted by: qdpsteve
OOOoooOOOO
Posted by: Floyd the Barber at July 31, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:04 PM (4fSQf)
not really, the revolutions in Europe in 1848 were started by nationalistic Italians protesting against Austrian rule, but the real push came in France against the Bourbons.
Europe was under the order established by Clemmens von Metternich the foreign secretary of the Austrian empire who managed some how to direct the recreation of European order from the disorder of the Napoleonic wars
Paris revolted, the National Guard agreed and it was done.
France usually starts out second, and fights to stay there, but they do fight.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:15 PM (qaiJN)
Anyway, garden spiders, daddy longlegs, they get caught and defenestrated. Brown recluse, other uglies, and that one time Black Widow get the skoosh.
__________
All snakes get the chop at Schloss Hadrian. Let God sort them out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 10:16 PM (/U27+)
I recognize the laws don't mean fuck all anymore, but pay attention and watch what the courts do, or don't do.
Iowa should proactively cut California off right now 15% is a lot of side meat, but I'm confident they can sell it somewhere else. The screeching from Cali would be EPIC
DO IT
Posted by: Common Tater
Didn't the auto manufacturers cave to California rules?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
They can't lawfully require Iowa pork producers to do that
The Interstate Good and Plenty Commerce Clause
Posted by: Charlie Miklos-Rangel at July 31, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Iowa should proactively cut California off right now 15% is a lot of side meat, but I'm confident they can sell it somewhere else. The screeching from Cali would be EPIC
DO IT
Posted by: Common Tater
_________
I will be happy to help Iowa out with any excess meat they're burdened with.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 10:18 PM (/U27+)
He said he can't believe it, but he's getting out and moving to a red state with the rednecks and rubes. He's watching the CDC and public health experts saying and doing garbage that is contrary to everything he knows about his field.
They are full of shit. He said if he speaks up, they will destroy him. So he's bugging out to a red state.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
He has to go back.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 10:19 PM (mf+Bs)
Socialists everywhere
Posted by: AlaBAMA
" word starting with 'J""
Posted by: Miklos Trebek at July 31, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:14 PM (Mzdiz
I imagine there will be a lot of red pilling inbound soon.
You think Biden will let the USPS get away with not taking their vax? Or enlisted men?
Google, Facebook and Twitter have all mandated employees get the vaccination.
Conversely, religious conversion is skyrocketing as people decide they have to have a religious exemption to the vax. Lol.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:19 PM (4fSQf)
https://tinyurl.com/jjszzn6m
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
So it's still an all-white neighborhood.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 10:13 PM (mf+Bs)
I fucking loathe the Left. This fucking white cheddar cheese-dick was exposed as fucking fraud and he STILL RIDES HIS FRAUD LIKE A FUCKING SKATEBOARD!
He is a white dude pretending to be a colored dude. I doubt I would ever cross paths with him, but *deleted*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 10:19 PM (8h1h1)
government decides to mow down and slaughter its population by its
military over something with a 99.99% survival rate.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2021 10:07 PM (n6tX4)
There is enough Irish descent there that the Aussie government may get to understand what "Irish democracy" feels like. And they may wind up doing exactly what the English were doing to combat it.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:20 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2021 10:20 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
The organization you're the head of....I wish to join.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at July 31, 2021 10:22 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:20 PM (qaiJN)
I hope and pray that there are Aussies who can be like Thomas Meagher. He was sent to Tasmania, escaped, went to America, became an officer in the Army, and eventually became the first territorial governor of Montana.
Aussies got grit. I pray that they got grit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Religious exemption, y'all.
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 10:23 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2021 10:20 PM (vuisn)
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What eats the lizards?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)
Jim
So.
Finish what the lazy Brits began in 1814.
Posted by: Miklos-Dolly Madison at July 31, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
DO IT
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 10:13 PM (Ixqnq)
EPIC was the plan by Upton Sinclair, End Poverty In California, which was a full socialist plan to give everyone in CA a job and a home, as part of Sinclair's gubernatorial run.
Sinclair got his name by writing the fairly fictional book , The Jungle, about meat packing houses in Chicago.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:25 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2021 10:25 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2021 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
Yup. Forgot them. This was Biden's plan all along. Get the corporations to do what the government is forbidden from doing.
I read online that someone actually got a lawyer to write up a legal demand that his employer also identify all other communicable diseases in the company immediately and segregate those people with STDs, Aid, flu, anything else that can be spread. If they do it for COVID they have to do it for everything. His employer quietly dropped the matter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 09:47 PM (YynYJ
Here's how I did it for my parents' house.
1. We took one day for my siblings to come up and take the items they wanted. Each of us made a list ahead of time and it went well. Everyone was nice and cooperative.
2. Hired someone to do an estate sale.
3. Estate sale guy gave us the name of a person whose business was to go into a house and remove everything that was left, decent stuff and junk. He paid us a small amount of money for what was left after the estate sale.
House was emptied with minimal work on my part.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 10:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Little Sisters of the poor at July 31, 2021 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 10:27 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 31, 2021 10:28 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Father Superior Miklos at July 31, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 31, 2021 10:29 PM (EiPf6)
CARB actually pre-dates the Federal Emissions program, so consequently from some sort of legal jiggery-pokery sophistry that has never been adequately explained, they can get away with that. And thoroughly buggered the manufacturing nationwide of many things, because it is not economical for many to make two lines - one for California fags, and one for Everybody Else. It's why weedwackers for a time were leaned out so much, it took about 45 pulls to get the goddamn things to start. 2 stroke LawnBoy mowers, arguably the finest lawnmower ever made, are extinct.
Has no bearing on the Bacon/Eggs/Beef whatever issue.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 10:30 PM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 09:50 PM (hU6Zu)
In families that are "food insecure", whatever that means, I always wonder if Mom isn't using her ebt grocery money to feed her boyfriend or other adults.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2021 10:31 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 10:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I've lived on the same street with people on welfare or food stamps. There's always some lazy man hanging around.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Yes. Another regular on Denninger's forum lives in NYC and said he has some friends in the sanitation dept, the garbage people, and he said they are very resistant to the vax, and are refusing in large percentages. He said they sent some health official type out to the "garages" (what they call their staging areas, IIRC) to "address their concerns".
The official basically addressed them all as children, assuming their "concerns" would be like some child afraid of an "ouchie". You see, children, the vaccine is good for you, it tells your body how to fight the BAAAD virus.
The official got peppered with all the concerns and questions we all have -- leaky vaccines, falling efficacy, ADE/OAS/, etc, etc plus the spike protein problems. Official had no answers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The casinos here had to make their ATM machines not accept EBT cards.
Posted by: Little Sisters of the poor at July 31, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
Has no bearing on the Bacon/Eggs/Beef whatever issue.
Posted by: Common Tater
The Individual Mandate is a tax, but this isn't interstate commerce...
A reckoning needs to come.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 10:35 PM (mf+Bs)
an extra garbage can every week. I can't go through the stuff in the
garge though (bird dander). I should go ahead and take a vacation week
from work and just go somewhere.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 10:27 PM (YynYJ)
My advice is, if you can, do that. Idaho is lovely and you can drive there. I can give you the name of a lovely hotel in Yachats Oregon, Deane's Motel, if you prefer.
My other advice is get a 3m respirator with those replaceable filters for the bird dander. I use those for cleaning very mildewy and dusty places, and they work like a charm. My model was P-100, but you may want to get swim goggles for your eyes
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:36 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Little Sisters of the poor at July 31, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
Reward bad behavior and you'll get more bad behavior.
Pay people not to work and they won't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:36 PM (4fSQf)
questions we all have -- leaky vaccines, falling efficacy, ADE/OAS/,
etc, etc plus the spike protein problems. Official had no answers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
the "health expert" is mouthpiece with a script told to bullshit the proles. He has no clue, his boss has no clue and all they know is they get shots in arms and no other concerns.
He was smaht to not try to intimidate them as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:40 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 10:40 PM (+ya+t)
My mother used to watch black widows in their webs from her bed on a sleeping porch in summer.
Not me.
Posted by: KT at July 31, 2021 10:41 PM (BVQ+1)
Lets welcome our host, the man who puts the cock in cocktail Bitter Clinger!!!!
**Audience Applause**
Thank you Jack Pardee! Great to be here tonight.
Tonight's trivia game is "Guess the Demographic". The liquor lineup consisted of Martell, Courvoisier, Remy Martin, Hennessy, Apple Ciroc Vodka and Peach Ciroc Vodka.
Can you guess the party demographic?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:41 PM (YA914)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I remember seeing a study that said 60% of welfare recipients admit (meaning the real number is much higher) to being daily marijuana users. So they can't afford rent, so they get section 8 housing. They can't afford food so they get $500 per month per child of food stamps, plus free school breakfast/lunch/weekend snacks (even during the summer). Yet they can afford to buy recreational drugs for daily use.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 10:41 PM (mf+Bs)
One weird thing, not sure if it's just coincidence,I seem to have discovered if I tune my guitar just so at a certain pitch A=432hz or especially alternate tunings like DADGAD, it's like a Spider attractor. Like how kitties run to sound of an electric can opener? Kind of like that. I'll be getting into learning some tune, or noodling around, you know ... and then look up at the ceiling - I've got a spectator!! So at least somebody appreciates my playing. This has happened a few times, so I dunno, maybe just nothing.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 10:42 PM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:41 PM
Irish?
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:42 PM (KfwLC)
More on the garbage men. He says their unions are useless on this, and will likely go along with any mandates. The workers are doing this on their own with no union support.
And he said that more than a few have told their superiors that if any mandate for vaccinations comes down, or some attempt to force some onerous testing and masking in the unvaccinated, they are going to walk off the job and let the garbage start piling up.
I hope there's enough numbers to do that on a large scale.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:44 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:42 PM (KfwLC)
Oooh. Good guess. But I'm sorry the answer was not Irish.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:44 PM (kLvAr)
Posted by: Braenyard
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The only way someone could starve in the U.S. would be to hide in a cave.
But, but...'25% of children in the U.S. have gone to bed hungry!' they say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 10:44 PM (CTJwJ)
I pray winter isn't bad on them and everybody else.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (LPPtS)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (KfwLC)
Posted by: KT at July 31, 2021 10:41 PM (BVQ+1)
Brown recluse bite eventually killed Jeff Hanneman, Slayer guitarist. Multiple surgeries chasing the necrosis up his arm, super strong antibiotics (years of drinking contributed) killed his liver.
Brown recluse spiders are fucking horrific.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
New York has had garbage strikes....
Posted by: HeftyMiklos at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Sanitation departments are famously unionized--this could get interesting.
Anyway, I'm basically in that group as well: I have no moral or political objection to the concept of vaccines, but I have no desire to shoot up some experimental substance of unknown efficacy and unknown side effects just because some health-department bureaucrat who's spent the past 18 months lying about EVERY OTHER GODDAMN THING ABOUT C19 from case fatality rate to herd-immunity threshold says that I must. I also don't do hard drugs, or designer drugs, or even soft drugs other than booze (which has been around for about 5,000 years and is thus well understood). What next, maybe I have to do some X or shoot up krokodil before showing up to work because some guy once did a study and this is shadow emperor Bathhouse Tony's obsession of the week? I calculate not.
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:42 PM (KfwLC)
Oooh. Good guess. But I'm sorry the answer was not Irish.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:44 PM (kLvAr
Bolivian?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (4fSQf)
Note to self:
Self, if invited to OM's house to play chess, do NOT castle!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2021 10:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:47 PM (KfwLC)
My mother used to watch black widows in their webs from her bed on a sleeping porch in summer.
Not me.
Posted by: KT
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The Black Widowers were unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 10:47 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Miklos ap Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch at July 31, 2021 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
....
I'm sorry, the answer was not Welsh. Though three party goers did welsh on their tab.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:47 PM (kLvAr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 31, 2021 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
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Option: SMOOSH
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2021 10:48 PM (QU5/8)
ANother one. Zuckerberg General Hospital (name after the Reptile for a $75M donation) has about 230 staff members infected with COVID now, 80% fully vaccinated. Another SF hospital apparently has a similar problem.
They are blaming the unvaccinated and community spread amongst them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:49 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Downcast at July 31, 2021 10:49 PM (JjMWb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:49 PM (Mzdiz
That's why they are in a rush to mandate vaccines as quick as they can.
The narrative is crumbling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM (4fSQf)
So I will give another clue:
The party host wrestled his drunk mother in law out in a headlock and then dragged her up the sidewalk by her weave.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM (kLvAr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I made a bet once that I could speak Welsh.
Lost the bet.
Never paid.
So I think I actually won.
Posted by: Miklos ap Molnar at July 31, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 10:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM (kLvAr
Ah. Canadians.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:53 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
rug merchants? Navajo ? Egyptian linen makers, local 232 ?
Posted by: Minister Delores at July 31, 2021 10:54 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Slides with socks crowd.
The Horror.
Posted by: the Croc-weraing Elite at July 31, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:54 PM (Sps4h)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
A vaccine resistant strain is caused by the unvaccinated because Honk Honk.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 10:54 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM (kLvAr)
Mmmm. Not Korean then. Another hint?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:55 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM
The Faroese! I knew it!!
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:55 PM (Sps4h)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 10:55 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:55 PM (Sps4h)
Could be Orkneymen. How did they conjugate second person plurals?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 10:57 PM (qaiJN)
Another poster on Denninger's forum is an IT guy in a big hospital. He's in the make them fire crowd, refusing to get vaccinated and dragging it out.
He says it's getting to be hostile work environment for the unvaxxed. You've got vaccine fanatic doctors conducting pistol whipping reigns of terror against the refuseniks.
And indeed, they are claiming it's all the fault of the unvaccinated. That breakthrough cases amongst them are caused by unvaccinated people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
I read that in a Harpo Marx voice.
Posted by: Miklos Marx, better than Gummo, maybe Zeppo even at July 31, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 10:58 PM (Sps4h)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 10:58 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: Caesar
Back when we lived in Chicawgough, around Christmastime, I bought booklets of McD's coupons. Sad but amusing to see how the bum asking for a dollar to buy some food would sneer at a free food coupon.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at July 31, 2021 10:59 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Kindltot
Their sØsters?
Posted by: Miklosian Redneck Guesswork LLP at July 31, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
I like the vacation ideas. I've been driving to the Painted Hills by John Day. I really want to car camp overnight. It's supposed to be cooler there this week.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 11:01 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at July 31, 2021 11:01 PM (9zD97)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 10:58 PM (Mzdiz)
So their vaccine is kinda a vaccine, but not really and requires the virus to fully eradicated before the vaccine is effective?
Odd that. Why would I take a vaccine that doesn't stop you from getting the virus unless the virus miraculously disappears first?
Doctors. I pray I never need one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 11:01 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Gotta be the Amish.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:01 PM (mf+Bs)
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Worked 10 years downtown and never saw a skinny homeless person. They all have mental issues.
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 11:02 PM (+ya+t)
the tops and rap the heel on the floor, then turn it upside down before
putting it on.Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 10:58 PM (hU6Zu)
No, that's scorpions, rattlers and millipedes.
Hate millipedes, they are spiders shaped like snakes. Or snakes with lots and lots of spider legs.
Brown recluse is why you always wear socks and don't leave your crocs in the garage.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:02 PM (qaiJN)
......
Alright, one final hint.
The buffet contained three types of barbecued pork and most popular cocktail was a "Yak n' Coke".
'Yak' being short for Cognac
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 11:02 PM (kLvAr)
The vaccine failure and any ADE/OAS type effects will show up in the health care/hospitals first. Just keep an eye out for breakthrough infection outbreaks in hospitals.
It's not the unvaccinated and "easing restrictions in the wider community", it's them that will be ground zero
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 11:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 11:03 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Zettai
The Faroese of Tennessee
Are indeed a sight to see
But they'll make you a sweater
For protection in all kinds of weather
Posted by: Miklos, needing ice again at July 31, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
what is the world coming to
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 11:04 PM (utMrO)
Outside, they are totes safe from me in general. I've got a couple of orb spiders that build on my porches; pretty creatures. As long as they don't decide to put the day's web up across the stairs. I thoroughly destroy those webs until they take the hint.
Now, wasps? I hate them pricks, and kill every nest I find.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2021 11:05 PM (F0YaR)
So their vaccine is kinda a vaccine, but not really and requires the virus to fully eradicated before the vaccine is effective?
Odd that. Why would I take a vaccine that doesn't stop you from getting the virus unless the virus miraculously disappears first?
Doctors. I pray I never need one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 11:01 PM (4fSQf)
--
This post shows dangerous signs of critical thinking. New Science from the CDC has shown that critical thinking is the #1 reason why unvaxxed persons remain unvaxxed.
If you, or someone you love is suffering from critical thinking, the best approach is to condescend to them and tell them that they need to get over their aversion to the "Fauci Ouchie". We're all in this together.
Posted by: Revenant at July 31, 2021 11:05 PM (qVRSW)
Of course, it being SF, the bathhouses might also be a supersreader vector.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 11:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Can you guess the party demographic?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Jack Pardee was head coach of the Washington Redskins from 1978-1980. Same guy?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 11:06 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, former New Orleans bartender at July 31, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
"Fully Informed Consent"; is an interesting concept to ponder at many, many different levels. Not just injectable, possibly deadly, chemicals cooked up in a lab. It applies to damn near everything, up to an including our existence.
Much of government and academia and "news" revolves around getting people to do things or view things a certain way, everything against their will, and somehow think simultaneously that they agreed to it. Neat trick, huh?
"Manufactured Consent" isn't working so hot in recent years. That's why the gloves have to come off, in their view.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (Ixqnq)
Meh, why stop at 60%? Do daily alcohol users and you can reach covid survival percentages.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Revenant at July 31, 2021 11:05 PM (qVRSW
Is there a vaccine?
Maybe some gas in a shower after a train ride through the countryside?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: publius
Will check.
I have had contacts there.
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR "Big Tony" Fauci at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
The covid and vaccine and all things related are a feint, a vehicle to achieve their true goals.
The longer people allow themselves to be stirred up by it the more successful they are.
The longer states obey the dictates the closer that state is to total submission to DC.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (bDeHh)
Isn't Fauci that little fraud who was photographed "getting the vax" in his left arm and then said his right arm was sore?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 11:08 PM (+ya+t)
Hennessy baby
Posted by: Miklos, former New Orleans bartender at July 31, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
*hic* is this thread about me?
Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong-il at July 31, 2021 11:09 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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I'm going with Samoan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 11:09 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
According to St. Fausti (who IS the Science), sodomy with strangers is perfectly safe.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:10 PM (mf+Bs)
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2021 11:05 PM (F0YaR)
Oh hell yeah. Destroy all monsters. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2021 11:10 PM (VwHCD)
Speaking of bathhouses, there was some fun on Denninger's forum about that. I had never seen this before, and it's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Miley is not amused because I had her look at it and she can't get it out of her head.
Anyway, this is a Ugandan pastor, railing again homosexuality being pushed in Uganda, and by Barack Obama at the time.
We call it "Eat the poo-poo!" This is NSFW. Don't watch it on company time. The LGBTQWERTY mafia would destroy you:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai
Turf war with El Nuevo Cartel de Killer Bees
Posted by: Miklos trusts content at July 31, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Tibetan Dairy Council at July 31, 2021 11:12 PM (vOGqy)
....
Yes!
He was the closest replacement I could find when Don Pardo passed away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 11:12 PM (kLvAr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*glares, shakes ancestral war club, files lawsuit*
Posted by: Samoan lawyer Miklos at July 31, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
She did translate the book and went on to design more shawls. And with that, I'm call___ it quits for the night.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 11:14 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 31, 2021 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
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You won't believe it's not butter!
Posted by: The Tibetan Dairy Council
Yakkity-Yak!
Don't talk back!
Posted by: Boots Randolph feat. the Coasters at July 31, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
The auto-tune version of Eat da poo-poo:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=On3etueeGIg
How this remains on YouBoob, I have not a clue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 11:16 PM (Mzdiz)
If you get the chance and you go by way of The Dalles, check out the Balch Motel in Dufur, it is run as a three story BB
Unfortunately the Dufur Days / Threshing bee is cancelled this year
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:16 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2021 11:16 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: CppThis at July 31, 2021 11:16 PM (8h1h1)
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed
How dare you. We wasps founded this country.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:18 PM (mf+Bs)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=On3etueeGIg
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I guess I'm getting old. What the fuck was that bullshit?
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 11:19 PM (+ya+t)
Check out, "The Ritz" with Jerry Stiller, Jack Weston, Rita Moreno, Kaye Ballard and F. Murray Abraham
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 11:20 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2021 11:21 PM (j9HX3)
Up until now however, the biggest problem facing the "poor" in this country, by far, is obesity probably followed by drug abuse. I've traveled pretty extensively around the world a time or two, and I know what real poverty looks like.
A lot of people are struggling, millions of people are on "Food Stamps" but this is part of the con, part of the op. It's a safety release valve. Pay people not to work, and they won't. Further, they won't object to millions of people flooding their country taking their jobs and driving down wages.
This is how you can see brain dead Karen "advocating" for $15 an hour minimum wage in the same breath as "Open Borders Now!"; cause and effect escapes them, they have no clue about economics in any way (or anything else) by dumbing everybody down they can do anything. Minimum wage probably should be, and would be, $25 or more, minus the tens of millions of illegal alien or foreign nationals. And no legislation would be required. Labor is a commodity too.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:21 PM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: Miklos from over in Milltown at July 31, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: El Mikloso at July 31, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2021 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm thinking if Zappa was still alive he would have an album called Eat da poo poo and have mick jagger lips next to a fake rubber dogshit on the cover.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2021 11:25 PM (VwHCD)
Over the decades, we seem to have had good success with homeopathic Ledum for treating things like spider bites. Including using a tincture on a cat's leg where the necrosis was so bad you could see the tendons.
Scientifically speaking, homeopathy is the best placebo.
Posted by: mindful webworker - clik4 Chicago comic at July 31, 2021 11:25 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 11:26 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:07 PM (Ixqnq)
The Nuremberg Code was pointed out to me the other day. It is an interesting document and most nations are signatories to it
The judgment by the war crimes tribunal at Nuremberg laid down 10 standards to which physicians must conform when carrying out experiments on human subjects in a new code that is now accepted worldwide.
This judgment established a new standard of ethical medical behavior for the post World War II human rights era. Amongst other requirements, this document enunciates the requirement of voluntary informed consent of the human subject.
The principle of voluntary informed consent protects the right of the individual
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:26 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:26 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 11:29 PM (+ya+t)
I was at Hawaiian Gardens Casino recently when they had a player at another table (not sure what he was playing, probably blackjack or baccarat) go apeshit and start screaming the f-word at people. Not sure if he assaulted someone but two security officers grabbed/cuffed him and took him into a room marked "Security."
I joked with the dealer at my table later: "do you hear electrical shock sounds coming from behind that door? I think I do." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
https://youtu.be/kE7CiT-rA7U
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Never mind the Bollocks
Posted by: the Sex Pistols at July 31, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Care to guess what that certain thing happening is?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:32 PM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2021 11:29 PM (+ya+t)
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Girls think they are cute?
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 11:33 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2021 11:34 PM (5/exA)
IAC, did your experience comport with what some folks say about certain demographics and tipping?
Posted by: mindful webworker - no longer in the Big Potato at July 31, 2021 11:34 PM (xdNUT)
https://youtu.be/kE7CiT-rA7U
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:26 PM
That's priceless, Ludwig!
Posted by: Zettai at July 31, 2021 11:35 PM (D5RlU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs
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Friend just got back from Vegas. Said there were no 5 or $10 tables on the strip.
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 11:36 PM (hU6Zu)
It's also tricky to find traditional roulette.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
The casino I just mentioned got rid of its $5 blackjack, the minimum is now $10.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2021 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
I think you have to go to Spray to find the nearest sidewalks.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:37 PM (qaiJN)
I think you have to go to Spray to find the nearest sidewalks.
Posted by: K
you are going to need a bag of flour
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 31, 2021 11:37 PM (utMrO)
Posted by: Braenyard
$5 or $10 dollar strippers on the tables?
Posted by: Miklos on a Saddy Nite at July 31, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Care to guess what that certain thing happening is?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:32 PM (Ixqnq)
Patriot act, in case of bioterrorism, with proven vaccines.
They better hurry to prove that vaccine or just say screw it, kill them all
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:39 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24 at July 31, 2021 11:39 PM (hU6Zu)
Posted by: Miklos on a Saddy Nite out back of the Waffle Hut witha flashlight at July 31, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Hunnert dollah bill, trailer park.
Posted by: James Carville at July 31, 2021 11:42 PM (l0Lgi)
Oh, you hold information about Hunter and all the big secrets?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:43 PM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Braenyard, Republican rout in '22, Trump for the finish in '24
There are, and for $20 they'll put their clothes back on.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:43 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 31, 2021 11:45 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - no longer in the Big Potato at July 31, 2021 11:34 PM (xdNUT)
.....
Actually not bad tonight.
The hosts hit me with a C-Note and the jar probably had $60-$70 in it, I have counted.
The fact that I was on $30/hr base pay kind of took the edge off. I did have to bartend outside on the patio while it was 90 degrees because the venue was too small to hold all their tables plus a bar inside. But it cooled off quickly and that meant I wasn't stuck inside listening to all the hip-hop tunes by the DJ.
Small blessings.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 11:45 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 11:47 PM (7F9te)
We drove out to Fort Hoskins park today, it is in Benton county and is the site of one of two forts set up by LT Sheridan when he was rotated to the Oregon Military District in the 1850's. Then we drove up towards Siletz the back way (hahaha) and then back to Peedee and back home.
It was very nice to do nothing but look at landscape and drive and not worry all the time.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:48 PM (qaiJN)
So ... it appears (maybe) that it's at least possible they are actually invoking a law that applies only in the event of a biological attack (possibly paid for by ... wait for it ... the US!?) to force compliance to take a vaccine that may or may not work very well, and temporarily at best, and may also (we don't know) may be worse than the disease itself. They will not admit to invoking that law, it would appear, if true. Seems pretty obvious at this point though.
And the people who are screeching the loudest are the ones that are (maybe) the proximate cause of the debacle in the first place.
And to add insult to injury, are now attacking people who want to decline participating in experimental clinical trials. I participated in Round 1 when it damn near killed me, so let me sit this one out?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:52 PM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 31, 2021 11:54 PM (bTQ72)
Be excellent to each other Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 31, 2021 11:55 PM (mf+Bs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Hey Darlene, Marlene, Charlene
This guy is on to us
Charge him $50
Posted by: Miklos got end of the month bills to pay at July 31, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 31, 2021 11:54 PM (bTQ72)
All "executive branch" agency buildings require masking again
Because Kate Brown Singao
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2021 11:56 PM (qaiJN)
Would Donald J. Trump win against Biden and the crew?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:57 PM (Ixqnq)
well since PDJT won the last one .....
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 31, 2021 11:59 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (1DAzO)
Don't have to be all-wheel drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:00 AM (Uua2k)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2021 11:57 PM (Ixqnq)
Look, far too much of our political theorizing is based around binary choices.
I suspect that the answer to your question is yes, unless alternative options were included that, for example, offer the use of lots of long nails and free hammers.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2021 12:00 AM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Just a side note at August 01, 2021 12:00 AM (2DOZq)
Not a mask in site. Everyone was laughing about it....
And people are pissed.... going to be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2021 12:00 AM (oHd/0)
well since PDJT won the last one .....
Posted by: will choose a nic la
Since no time to do mail in ballots it would be a Trump landslide.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 01, 2021 12:02 AM (2DOZq)
>I kicked the crap out of Chaz, stole his hot pocket, banged his old lady and woke up next to his mother.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 01, 2021 12:03 AM (bCkNL)
Posted by: davidt
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Well, generally an open sporter. There have been at least two Fiat Spiders. The 850 and 124.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 12:03 AM (ELgVT)
>I kicked the crap out of Chaz, stole his hot pocket, banged his old lady and woke up next to his mother.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
There's an app for that
Posted by: Chaz, looking for his iPhone and Hot Pocket at August 01, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 31, 2021 09:39 PM (SchxB)
I have seen, and used, panel board made from eucalyptus chips.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:04 AM (Uua2k)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2021 09:29 PM (1DAzO)
Don't have to be all-wheel drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think a Spyder was typically a ragtop, a convertible.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at August 01, 2021 12:05 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Italians make cars that are perfect and beautiful, if all you want to do is look at them.
Posted by: Ecce Fiat, Miklosio at August 01, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2021 12:10 AM (xCgGX)
Italian Engineering
Under the Five Year Plan
With Romanian quality
Posted by: Miklos, former Trabi Pilot at August 01, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Not so much anymore I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2021 12:11 AM (qaiJN)
Posted by: Zettai
How many vanity Karen plates?
Posted by: Miklos, CoExIsTiNg at August 01, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2021 12:13 AM (xCgGX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 12:14 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Zettai
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Prediction: Within 5 years, not so many.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 12:14 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2021 12:17 AM (xCgGX)
Not so much anymore I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot
The old Morris Minor is now the BMW Cooper Mini.
In sense, Unternehmen Seelö was a success.
Posted by: Miklos, noting BMW's initial failure with another UK carmaker at August 01, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tony at August 01, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
80s Jaguars were a POS I thought?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 01, 2021 12:19 AM (bTQ72)
The only non-American cars I've owned were both pickup trucks: A Datsun back in the late '70s, and most recently, a Toyota Tacoma...
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2021 12:21 AM (uqMQz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
A Cadillac dealer in NJ offered a free Yugo with purchase of Cadillac.
Made perfect sense to me-keep the Yugo in the trunk of the Caddy, flat tire, not problem!
Posted by: Miklos of the southeast (US now, not Europe) at August 01, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM (kLvAr)
Well, then. Has to be Scandahoovians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:22 AM (HDwSC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2021 10:51 PM (kLvAr)
Well, then. Has to be Scandahoovians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Definitely.
If the weave was that blue-wash color-
LUTHERAN GRANDMA
Posted by: Miklos, diverse and tolerant if I get more ice at August 01, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 01, 2021 12:29 AM (/aiGx)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2021 12:29 AM (5/exA)
Posted by: SFGoth
That is a Classic Rice Burner.
Dixie Beer cans had thicker steel.
Posted by: Miklos does recall at August 01, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
And...actual Yugo rally vid...just as funny.
https://tinyurl.com/txu5k26e
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 12:33 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2021 12:29 AM (5/exA)
Their engine was almost a dead-nuts copy of the Austin/Morris "A" series engine as used in Morris Minors and Austin A-40's. Except they built it better, and used a much better transmission behind it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:34 AM (Eg0vy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 12:35 AM (CTJwJ)
Pizza Night in Rowley is famous for miles around. You can find it on the Internet. Rowley is all but a ghost town, now, and was used as a movie set for the movie, "Bye, Bye, Blues".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:37 AM (Eg0vy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
A Cadillac dealer in NJ offered a free Yugo with purchase of Cadillac.
Made perfect sense to me-keep the Yugo in the trunk of the Caddy, flat tire, not problem!
Posted by: Miklos of the southeast (US now, not Europe) at August 01, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
"In a Yugo". Parody of Elvis "In the ghetto". Rush Limbaugh used to play this a lot back in the day.
https://youtu.be/tZzKUt4OtE8
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 12:38 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 12:35 AM (CTJwJ)
510's were great cars, but the tin worms found them to be indescribably delicious.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:39 AM (Eg0vy)
That's good news. I was hoping a Man in Alabama would serve justice, but this works too. Hope it's for life.
That poor Mother. She's been so very strong.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:39 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:41 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 01, 2021 12:42 AM (bCkNL)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 01, 2021 12:45 AM (qoz/n)
World's second fastest man is visibly stunned to be beaten by mullet-sporting Australian sprinter whose 'name he doesn't even know' in the 100m
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 01, 2021 12:46 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2021 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 01, 2021 12:42 AM (bCkNL)
Camels. Bring in thousands of camels from Arabia. They don't have to be good camels; second-raters will work fine. Give them a barrel of water to drink, and when they have drunk their fill, slam their balls between two bricks. They will take on another 20 gallons or so. Then load them into trebuchets, and launch them into the fire zone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 12:46 AM (Eg0vy)
Would love to open windows overnight, but the air is neither cool nor fresh...
Ugh.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 12:47 AM (dB4Iz)
"Altez said prisoners are targeting Van der Sloot to draw attention to the high-altitude Andean prison where he is now doing time. "We believe prisoners have agreed to kill Joran van der Sloot in order to close the Challapalca prison since he is so well-known at an international level," Altez said. Van der Sloot was moved to Challapalca, known for its tough conditions, from a prison in Lima because of bad behavior in September."
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:49 AM (49Exr)
https://youtu.be/tZzKUt4OtE8
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 12:38 AM (mZUr4)
Yeah that was some funny shit. That car was a fucking tuna can.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2021 12:50 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:52 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2021 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Send some to him - I'm sure he'd consider posting one
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 12:52 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 12:52 AM (dB4Iz)
Have fun!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 12:53 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:54 AM (49Exr)
The leftist fool thought he'd save him some gas
and steering column pushed his head through his ass...in a yugo
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2021 12:57 AM (VwHCD)
I thought he was a she.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
MisHum not Miss Hum.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2021 12:57 AM (KAi1n)
Have fun!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 12:53 AM (dB4Iz)
You made my trip very short. Thanks!!
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 12:57 AM (mZUr4)
Nah, medical experts ruled he was like that before the accident.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:59 AM (49Exr)
Oh. Misanthropic Humanitarian is a girls name.
I thought he was a she.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 12:54 AM (49Exr)
For real??
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 12:59 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 01:00 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 01, 2021 01:02 AM (49Exr)
Stooopit eye-talican close tags, mumble grumble.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 01:00 AM (dB4Iz)
Using tags while posting comments at 2am on an iPhone. It's a bold strategy, Cotton! Probably not my best idea!
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 01:03 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2021 01:11 AM (Eg0vy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2021 01:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2021 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
Put me down for...two.
Posted by: Miklos might smoke after sex, never checked at August 01, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
BTW
My copy of the AoSHQ manual says that an unclosed styling tag that is closed in the very next comment, either by the originator or some other commenter, is a no-barreling incident. My manual may be a few updates behind, but that's been a long-time accepted rule.
Ooop-- back to the movie.
Posted by: mindful webworker - this isn't the movie thread? at August 01, 2021 01:16 AM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Miklos, a veritable Mr. Fun Caht is there ever was one at August 01, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
I see a lot of talk of foreign cars, what's that about? Our last purchase was a 2017 VW Tiquan. We had one as a rental and liked it. But mainly the price was right. That was in April and prices for used cars are way up since.
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2021 01:19 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos Lou-Reed at August 01, 2021 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
My copy of the AoSHQ manual says that an unclosed styling tag that is closed in the very next comment, either by the originator or some other commenter, is a no-barreling incident. My manual may be a few updates behind, but that's been a long-time accepted rule.
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At the least, the closer should get a 'Get Out Of Barrel Free' card.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 01:25 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 01, 2021 01:28 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Doof at August 01, 2021 01:36 AM (mZUr4)
I bet they have a committee and angry memos and all the other bells and whistles.
Oh boy, be still my thumpin' gizzard. However, I detect a smallish flaw in this grandiose plan. State election laws do come into play, son, and preservation of election materials is for the rest of eternity or 22 months (in at least one state, I forget which), whichever comes FIRST, you fuckin' cretin.
And the time between elections is, what, 24 MONTHS or so? I was born on a day, but it wasn't yesterday. "We tried, but the evidence is gone forever. Oops. Oopsie." Yeah, I've seen this play before, and it blew every single time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2021 01:37 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - this isn't the movie thread? at August 01, 2021 01:16
That was my big starring role. My senior year in hs I played the stuffy father, wall street dude I think, I've no clue as to the name.
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2021 01:37 AM (55Qr6)
Columbo is always sitting damn near on top of Vaughn with his arm around him. Pretty funny shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2021 01:43 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Doof
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This will require a committee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 01:43 AM (1vynn)
Hm.
Seems legit.
But--must I recuse myself, having been the 'rescuer'?
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 01:45 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: tcn
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Doing my best to come up with a wry remark about the leach field. No luck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 01:46 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 01:46 AM (dB4Iz)
Must be a bitch in AK, where there is permafrost. Septic tank use is not an optimum choice in frozen ground.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2021 01:52 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2021 01:58 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
'Get Out Of Barrel Free' cards are for closers.
Posted by: Glen Miklos Garry-Ross at August 01, 2021 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)
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Maybe. I just checked, and leeches are bringing about $40.00/lb.!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 01:59 AM (CTJwJ)
*ponders making the west 40 into a leech farm*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 02:01 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Skip
Hi Skip
Mammy's open in 4 hours
Will be a line, so get there early
Posted by: Myrtle Miklos-Beach at August 01, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: retro-agro-culturalist Miklos at August 01, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof
Schroedinger's Moron
Posted by: Conceptual Miklos at August 01, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos casts all rational concerns aside at August 01, 2021 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Checking ONT debris and detritus
One red Solo cup with a little unmelted ice in it
Lipstick on it
Smells like something Amaretto
Posted by: Miklos, neither mopping nor sweeping yet at August 01, 2021 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Beloved elderly janitor "Uncle" Miklos at August 01, 2021 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Don't know who made it, but come on back.
Do not lie, I will know you by the taste of yo lipstick.
Posted by: Blessed elderly janitor at August 01, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2021 02:17 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Just hit the money bucket.
Posted by: Miklos, last of the Full Grown Calvinists at August 01, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
As I understand it, they are used by surgeons after reattaching severed body parts. *major clue here -- Do NOT masturbate with a machete*
The leeches inject you with an anti-coagulate to keep the blood flowing; useful in establishing blood flow across the wound.
So. I have an idea for a scientific research project, probably worth millions in grants -- Since leeches are parasites, and ivermectin (an anti-parasitic drug) is being used by people as a CCCP virus treatment, does ivermectin make those humans taste bad?
If the gubmint will fund shrimps on treadmills, this one is a cakewalk. Please to submit 10% finder's fee to GnuBreed*
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2021 02:22 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: GnuBreed
That there makes a kinda sense
Posted by: Forrest Miklos-Gump at August 01, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: University of Miklos, Cajun Outreach Campus at August 01, 2021 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Uncle Miklos, with cotton to chop and adverbs to sling at August 01, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
This is a good one, and one of the few that break formula, where we don't know who the murder is until the end. We think we do for a while, but we don't.
Patrick McGoohan directed this one, too.
Oh, and Robert Vaughn mentioned one time. One of Falk's techniques was to annoy the hell out of his guest star playing the murderer on set so the actor would be genuinely annoyed on screen. Robert Vaughn mentioned he was doing that for the scene, and he was so annoyed he was about to smack Falk.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 01, 2021 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos is only apostrophe in Game of Life at August 01, 2021 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)
*I still find it hard to believe that DuPage county is now reliably Dem*
But there is another 'vote with your feet', and it involves homeschooling. Yup. For those that find the whole moving thing next to impossible, this may be the next best thingy. Many ways to skin the cat.
I applaud those that choose this route.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2021 02:44 AM (F0YaR)
Now see?
Publius will hep a po' boy out.
I fear that this year year I may perform, if requested, the proverbial "Coals to Newcastle".
Okra to the Upstate.
Posted by: Miklos will always return a kindness at August 01, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
If only I could find some here! Shoulda grown my own this year, it's been so damned hot.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 03:03 AM (dB4Iz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcRxCad8uY&list= OLAK5uy_kt8Ao4uU_CSqKad0Y4Cm8OGNGMchou3bA
Posted by: Slash Buzz at August 01, 2021 03:07 AM (tjGJt)
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Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 01, 2021 03:08 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 01, 2021 02:44
You get it. I'm still in IL, but very rural. Yeah we have a Dem Gov and legislature, raised our taxes, but we are relatively unaffected by IL turning into a Dem shithole.
We just don't visit Chicago anymore, tis a shame it was a fun town w/ a lot to do. No more, random bullets are not an attraction.
Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2021 03:13 AM (55Qr6)
lot to do. No more, random bullets are not an attraction.
I'm not a big fan of cities in general. I visited Chicago once, in March of 1985. Mrs Hades' uncle is a priest there (Eastern Orthodox). His daughter is married to another priest (again, Eastern Orthodox) and I think they are there as well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 01, 2021 03:58 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 01, 2021 04:42 AM (Z/jzm)
I understand that, I'm not a fan of big cities, wouldn't ever live in one. But an interesting way to appreciate the history and architecture is to do one of the bus tours, well worth it.
\We did that in Chicago, even tho Jules grew up in the burbs and knew the town it was enlightening. In fact her folks did the same and enjoyed it even tho they were born there.
Also did that in London, that was fantastic, we could never have seen all that on our own.
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