"President" Puddin'head: I Used to Drive an 18-Wheeler, You Know

I think he's flashing back to an episode of BJ and the Bear he saw once.

Biden looked slightly dazed and generally confused in the video clips I watched of his visit to the Mack Truck factory. His small talk to workers was forced and awkward. One comment, in particular, captured the attention of some observers. Biden claimed to have driven 18-wheeler trucks in his earlier life. Remember, this guy has been in elected office and a professional politician for almost fifty years. He went to Washington, D.C. as a U.S. senator at the age of 29. When did he drive a big rig? When asked, the White House had to scramble to provide cover for Biden's latest whopper.

Joe Biden, a career politician who has been in politics for 48 years, claims he "used to drive an 18 wheeler.” pic.twitter.com/eOXI9pwF2g
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 28, 2021

You need a special license to drive a truck. I'm sure a record of that license still exists, if the license itself ever existed.

The best the White House could do to find cover for Biden's newest dementia-caused confabulation (and confabulation is in fact a major symptom of dementia) is to claim that Biden rode in an 18 wheeler once in 1973.

At the same trip to the Mack Truck factory, Biden also confused President Trump and Obama, again.

Then he claimed it was a "Freudian slip."

President Joe Biden confused former Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump in a Tuesday speech, blaming his gaffe on a "Freudian slip."
"Back in 2009, during the so-called Great Recession, the president asked me to be in charge of managing that piece, then-President Trump," Biden said. "Excuse me, Freudian slip, that was the last president. He caused the.. anyway, President Obama when I was vice president."
...
Biden rapidly received backlash on social media for the mix-up. Abigail Marone, press secretary for Republican Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley, mocked the president's slip-up on social media.
"I feel like Joe Biden might not know what a 'Freudian slip' is," she tweeted.

A "Freudian slip" is when you inadvertently blurt out something that you are either actively suppressing or unconsciously suppressing. Like if you accidentally say something about sex when speaking to a person you're attracted to.

It does not include dementia-driven confusion about names and persons.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM

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1 and my ma-ma drove a Harley!

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:13 AM (2o90I)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)

3 It was probably a Tonka truck back when he was 1

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:13 AM (2o90I)

4 Corgis called.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 29, 2021 11:14 AM (khAeP)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 29, 2021 11:14 AM (mOu1z)

6

There are no words left (only Ace can find them tbh) to this sh*tshow of a fake occupier in the WH.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:14 AM (2o90I)

7 it's so depressing and insulting to the citizens of these United States.

thanks, Lefties!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 29, 2021 11:14 AM (j9HX3)

8 He rode a tank, held a General's rank.

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (Tnijr)

9 It was a slip. I give you my word as a Freud!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (KAPPS)

10 BJ and the Bear...

now that was some fine Television Programming.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (3TJCT)

11 A "Freudian slip" is when you inadvertently blurt out something that you are either actively suppressing or unconsciously suppressing. Like if you accidentally say something about sex when speaking to a person you're attracted to.

It does not include dementia-driven confusion about names and persons.

-------

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for a joke at the end of the post.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (G2zl5)

12 MACK THE BULLDOG SHIT MY PANTS

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (yrol0)

13 Remember old truckers never die. They just get a new peterbuilt. Amiright ladies?!!!

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (ba71d)

14 these flashbacks remind me of Homer Simpson confusing his life with the tv shit he saw

Posted by: Tim Riggins at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (ZZK0E)

15 He caused the.. anyway

he caused the what ?
eh?

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (2o90I)

16 New conspiracy theory. Biden was driving the truck that killed Neilia and Naomi.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (UW2ZS)

17 Because willow:

My sinking feeling about the "audits" continues unabated.

I hope people aren't waiting for these results like they waited for Hillary's Election Season Indictment.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (KAPPS)

18 I had a uncle like Biden. He wasn't as handsy, but he was a bit of a creep and he would lie outrageously about stuff. He would just make up crap about his life to try to seem cool and important, like how he went places and did things we all knew he never did. He stole outrageously from businesses he worked at as well and surprise surprise couldn't hold down a job very long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (KZzsI)

19 Joe could give Tim Wilson's "Uncle BS" a run for the money.

Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (AwYPR)

20 Well, if you're going to lie, go big. If you have that "D" behind your name, the MFM will either obfuscate the lie or outright ignore it.

Then again, channeling George Costanza, is it really a "lie" if Biden believes it in his dementia-addled mind?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (5aFbR)

21 What pisses me off is Mack being used for this propaganda.

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

22 Mush Brain thinks he is C. W. McCall the trucker who gave that little kid 'teddy bear' who was in a wheelchair a ride in his big rig.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (n/szn)

23 Joe once caddied for the Dalai Llama you know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (kTF2Z)

24 Left turn, Clive.

beep beep

honk honk

Posted by: joey biden at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (UHVv4)

25 >> Biden said. "Excuse me, Freudian slip, that was the last president. He caused the..

Economic Recovery you are currently destroying?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (3TJCT)

26 >>What pisses me off is Mack being used for this propaganda.

They are no Peterbuilt.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (3TJCT)

27 11 BJ and the Bear...

now that was some fine Television Programming.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (3TJCT)

I like the one were BJ is having Bear worked as a lot lizard turning tricks to get money for diesel and crack.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)

28 Grampa, why are you always making shit up?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (TKmok)

29 Probably has his CDL with the Hazardous Materials stamp

Posted by: Papyrus at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (k/TB6)

30 Joe is a "fabulist" aka a pathological liar.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (JVCkA)

31 At what point do people start openly laughing at the fine, new clothes on this naked fool?

Posted by: Mrm88 at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (jIL4c)

32 Unlike Senile Joe I'm incapable of making any part of my life seem interesting.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR)

33 His handle on the C.B. was 'kid diddler'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (n/szn)

34 23 Mush Brain thinks he is C. W. McCall the trucker who gave that little kid 'teddy bear' who was in a wheelchair a ride in his big rig.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (n/szn)

Wasnt that Red Sovine?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (yrol0)

35 "They are no Peterbuilt.
Posted by: garrett "

Who is no Volvo.

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (Tnijr)

36 He never said he was licensed, Ace. He said he drove them. So, I can think of three possible explanations right off the bat:
1. He drove one across a parking lot once as a photo op, likely with someone in the cab to explain how to get it rolling in low gear
2. He lied
3. He was an unlicensed trucker, illegal hurtling across America's interstates while hopped up on Dexadrine and banging truck stop whores.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (3p5uk)

37 I like the one were BJ is having Bear worked as a lot lizard turning tricks to get money for diesel and crack.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Drivers were stuffing Bear?

Yuck!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (6WCwE)

38 Biden was hitchhiking across the country to find out who stole his bicycle and got picked up by Large Marge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (Y5qcH)

39 Biden also said he used to live in an apartment with two beautiful women, one of whom was a real ditz, but it was "totally platonic".

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (KAPPS)

40 32 At what point do people start openly laughing at the fine, new clothes on this naked fool?
Posted by: Mrm88 at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (jIL4c)

Never, because making fun of the President *now* is an insurrectionist activity.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (5aFbR)

41 A "freudian-slip" is when you accidentally tell the truth.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (JVCkA)

42 rezident retard sure likes his ice cream, little girls, choo-choo's and big trucks. This would be fine if he was 4 and not president of a once great nation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (BFigT)

43 I hope people aren't waiting for these results like they waited for Hillary's Election Season Indictment.

Unfortunately, there are still people who believe in the system and are expecting a huge GOP victory in 2022. I feel bad for them and how they'll be shocked, disappointed, and hurt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)

44 "Driving an 18-wheeler" is just his euphemism for sexually harassing staffers and random girls at public presentations.

Posted by: Match Checksout at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (dYe5S)

45 BJ and the Bear...

now that was some fine Television Programming.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (3TJCT)

Stacks - Judy Landers

Posted by: Papyrus at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (k/TB6)

46 One of my favorite jobs back in the day was running the rig for Michael Knight a Kit. Good times. Good times.

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (ba71d)

47 >>Drivers were stuffing Bear?

Ass, Grass or Gas. No Monkeys ride for Free.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (3TJCT)

48 It looks like we're be going down together.

Oops. I mean we'll be getting off together!

Posted by: joey biden on the elevator with his niece at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (UHVv4)

49 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (3p5uk)

Somebody should watch "Truck Stop Women" and see if Joe Biden is there as an uncredited cameo.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (5aFbR)

50 So now the regime is going to try the "The govt pays the medical bills (with OPM) so of course we get to say what care and vaccinations you will get " This is trotted out whenever the control freaks in govt. want us to do something that is none of their business (like motorcycle helmets or seat belts or drinking less soda) To me, it sounds like great argument for getting govt completely out of healthcare.

Impossible I know but a man can dream still, no?

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (MxEKc)

51 he sat in one at the state fair when he was 11

Posted by: joe kidtoucher at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (HVMmF)

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (k/TB6)

53 He has a stutter, h8rs!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (2CptV)

54 I'm beginning to think that it's illegal for Biden to talk publicly anymore because everything he says is like a socio-economic, national security, and domestic equivalent of yelling fire in a movie theater.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (ZZK0E)

55 Biden used to drive a truck. That's how he met Melania.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:19 AM (KAPPS)

56 Unfortunately, there are still people who believe in the system and are expecting a huge GOP victory in 2022. I feel bad for them and how they'll be shocked, disappointed, and hurt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)

Or even worse, the GOP wins and then they get shocked, disappointed, and hurt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Y5qcH)

57 Biden probably liked blowing his horn for little girls.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (cSyAR)

58 Then there was the time when joe was a bus driver. He found out that there was a bomb on board that would detonate if he slowed to below 50 MPH. Then he defused the bomb and saved everyone. True story. My word as a Duke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (kTF2Z)

59 Tough position for the workers at the Mack factory to be in. If they had started laughing and pointing and making fun of him, then Biden might have gotten angry and attempted to enact policies that could cost them their jobs.

Posted by: Furious George at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (9vQJW)

60 you guys know he's only really telling the truth when he whispers...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (ZZK0E)

61 Damn, east bound and down to the barrel.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (k/TB6)

62 32 At what point do people start openly laughing at the fine, new clothes on this naked fool?
Posted by: Mrm88 at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM (jIL4c)

For the dems/left, never. They still explain away his dementia by attributing it all to stuttering.

I kid you not.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (l0Cy4)

63 A "Freudian slip" is worn under a Freudian dress.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (63Dwl)

64 Hey. When I was a Greek Hopelite I fought the Persians. True story. I am not kidding.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Tnijr)

65 A Freudian slip is when you say one word when you're actually thinking of a mother.

Posted by: cliff clavin at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (UHVv4)

66 He's always been a lying bullshitter, enabled by a gutless GOP who refuses to call him out on any of it.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

67 "Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide,
Truckin' on down the other side. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)

68 "Sure did, man. Me and Corn Pop did it when I wasn't working in the coal mines. Split the driving. I'd get on the CD radio and warn everybody about Yogi Bear setting up those damn speed traps. Remember that show "Moving On"? That was about me and Corn Pop. It's true, man! Except for the times being what they were they couldn't use a colored guy so they made it about two white fellas. No lie. man! Burt Reynolds told me the inside story about it when I was working as a stuntman on "Yogi and the Bandit"! On my word as a Biden!"

Posted by: President Dementia Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Re4ph)

69 Biden..."I'm the guy who deliberred 500 cases of coors to GA from Colorado in under 2 days"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (ZZK0E)

70 It only looked like Clint Eastwood in "Every Which Way But Loose". It was really Joe in heavy makeup.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (k39e/)

71 you guys know he's only really telling the truth when he whispers...
Posted by: Tim Riggins at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (ZZK0E)

Like when his behind is wet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (Irn0L)

72 Dr. Jill drove a chartreuse micro bus

Posted by: x at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (oA+QO)

73 We learnt to drive them big rigs the hard way. Grind em till you find em!!! Amiright ladies???!!!

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (ba71d)

74 A Freudian slip is when you say one word when you're actually thinking of a mother.

**

Joe doesn't have that problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (2CptV)

75 Or even worse, the GOP wins and then they get shocked, disappointed, and hurt.

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (TKmok)

76 Who is no Volvo.

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (Tnijr)

Back in the day I liked the new Fords the most. Our Volvos were old and beat up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (Q9lwr)

77 Because willow:

My sinking feeling about the "audits" continues unabated.

I hope people aren't waiting for these results like they waited for Hillary's Election Season Indictment.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (KAPPS)

they have been allowing so much time for the monsters to put up the road blocks

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (2o90I)

78
Cornpop, Earl and Me...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (s2VJv)

79 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE LIZ CHENEY HANDS at July 29, 2021 11:14 AM (Pzzpr)
You're a Freudian DICK!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (UHVv4)

80
Then there was the time when joe was a bus driver.

His best friend was a sewer worker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

81 'Everyone kept telling me I couldn't pass on the outside.'

Posted by: Cole Trickle Biden at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (3TJCT)

82 "Well, Joe grabbed on the shifter
And he stabbed 'er into fifth gear,
And then the chromium-plated,
Fully-illuminated genuine accessory shift knob
Come right off in his hand.
I says, 'You wanna screw that thing back on, Joe?' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (/XOcP)

83 I have a stack of crap on my desk to get through this weekend, and I just learned something: my e-reader (the Kindle Oasis) is exactly the same size as a CD jewel case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (3p5uk)

84 77 Who is no Volvo.

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (Tnijr)

Back in the day I liked the new Fords the most. Our Volvos were old and beat up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2021 11:21 AM (Q9lwr)

Speaking of old, beat up vulvas. . . Pelosi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (s2VJv)

85 Hot take: Biden actually replied by saying "I made foady-sip!" and the media decided to report it as a Freudian slip.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (EoZOL)

86 Niece bound and down, load her up and f*ck her
We gonna do what they say shan't be done

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (2CptV)

87 At the wheel sit a big man, he weighed about two-ten
He stuck out his hand and said with a grin
"Big Joe's the name", I told him mine
And he said: "The name of my rig is Phantom 309."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (waNwk)

88 I've been everywhere man

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (jEUQw)

89 The poor driver stuck with Joe for hours and hours may, MAY, have let Joe drive the 18-wheeler from one side of a truck stop parking lot to the other. Yet Joe tries to make people think he routinely drove a big rig coast-to-coast. What a loser.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (AMIL/)

90 IS THIS REALLY MY HASH

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (KAPPS)

91 Peterbuilt, Kenworth and Freightliner (nicknamed Freightshaker) are combining to build a new truck. A Peterworthshakin.
Old trucker joke.

Posted by: Javems at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (8SSHh)

92 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE LIZ CHENEY HANDS at July 29, 2021 11:14 AM (Pzzpr)
You're a Freudian DICK!
Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (UHVv4)

Give her a break. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (AiZBA)

93 This is all total bullshit. You guys need to realize that you don't know everything! Pop was absolutely a trucker, and a damn good one. I'd ride with him sometimes. It's how I acquired my own kind of "white line fever."

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (3p5uk)

94 Oh, no! They've turned Homer into a bumbling sidekick!

Doh!

Posted by: homer simpson at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (UHVv4)

95 > Niece bound and down, load her up and f*ck her
We gonna do what they say shan't be done

I am giving the Threadwinner to Robbie.

Well done.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (3TJCT)

96 Maybe he likes the Alabama song "Roll on 18 Wheeler."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyQA5SYzZ6E

Posted by: Isophorone at July 29, 2021 11:23 AM (ze7fn)

97 'Everyone kept telling me I couldn't pass on the outside.'

Posted by: Cole Trickle Biden at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (3TJCT)

"I'm getting high, Harry."
- Hunter Trickle

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (k/TB6)

98 Guys, guys, driving an big rig is tough, Joe knows that. I remember that time he and I were hauling spices in the Millenium Falcon and had to avoid Imperial destroyers, now that was scary.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (tRd71)

99

"My pappy said son you're gonna drive me to drinking, if you don't stop snorting that hot rod parmesan..."

- - Commander Hunter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (s2VJv)

100 Pelosi just ordered the Capital Police, those brave social media Praetorians, to arrest anyone in the House part of the Capital without a mask. Staff and visitors. https://tinyurl.com/fytpxyp

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (VpIIl)

101 I hope people aren't waiting for these (audit) results
Posted by: ...
Yup. Same old playbook. Drag out the evaluation over months and years/muddy the waters with a bunch of super positive stories that then are later shown to be false, etc.
There is a Nietsche quote I always think of
*They muddy the waters to make them seem deep.*
I will not wait for anyone to tell me the election was stolen. I know it. Biden got more votes than Obama and Hilary? And more than Trump? Righhhhhhttttt.

Posted by: MikeM at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (tA/XW)

102

But Trump needed a mental analysis, they said.

This is beyond - what's the word ---

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (2o90I)

103 Once I pulled a train. No wait. It's not what you think. It was the 80s and I was on the world's strongest man competition.

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (ba71d)

104 Hey. When I was a Greek Hopelite I fought the Persians. True story. I am not kidding.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 29, 2021

***
When I was a Roman centurion I was one of the few who survived Cannae. Jupiter's truth, man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (/XOcP)

105 As long as he never drove a hotel dolly or said pussy, he's ok in my book.

- most libs

Posted by: 496 at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (VJsqe)

106 Biden reminds me of a relative, down to the handsy-ness and the boastfulness. Recently been finding out that half of what he said was an exaggeration or plain lie.

Posted by: soulpile at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (hiX0r)

107 Niece bound and down, load her up and f*ck her
We gonna do what they say shan't be done
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (2CptV)
++++
Damn. That's awful. I mean, it's the threadwinner - there's no doubt about that - but, just, damn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (3p5uk)

108 Don't underestimate Joes ability to fuck things up...

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (flINI)

109 Unfortunately, there are still people who believe in the system and are expecting a huge GOP victory in 2022. I feel bad for them and how they'll be shocked, disappointed, and hurt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)

Or even worse, the GOP wins and then they get shocked, disappointed, and hurt.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Y5qcH)

That Paul Ryan still shows his face in public makes that latter scenario way too plausible.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

110 Mil Mascaras, the patron saint of the masked.

Posted by: jeet at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (g741k)

111 Joe once scored four touchdowns in a single game. His word as a Bundy.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (KAPPS)

112 Speaking of old, beat up vulvas. . . Pelosi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:22 AM (s2VJv)

iswydt...ewww.

Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (AwYPR)

113 87 Niece bound and down, load her up and f*ck her
We gonna do what they say shan't be done
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death
__________

Wow. Excellent.

Posted by: Furious George at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (9vQJW)

114 Maybe Joe isn't demented. Maybe he's just stupid.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (Fs5vw)

115 Watch

Spielberg will have an exact model of a semi cab built, and film that occupier in it.

See!

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (2o90I)

116 Cool. Must be nice to just lie all the time and not be called on your bullshit

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (mA9jY)

117 He really liked that song Convoy. Pretty much the same as being a truck driver. That's it.

Posted by: brak at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (27V8I)

118 I drove a big rig and crisscrossed the country with my Orangutan

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (uUDKV)

119 So- Biden is really Forest Gump? Who knew.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (VpIIl)

120 Golf carts only have four wheels, Joe. An honest mistake.

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (oY5A0)

121 Corn Pop was his mechanic

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (YGXPY)

122 Mack Trucks is owned by Volvo.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (KeYSV)

123 60 Tough position for the workers at the Mack factory to be in. If they had started laughing and pointing and making fun of him, then Biden might have gotten angry and attempted to enact policies that could cost them their jobs.
Posted by: Furious George at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (9vQJW)

You mean like canceling pipelines, wall construction, and oil drilling?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (yrol0)

124 That's when I met mommy jill in her lot lizard days.

Posted by: Joe "blow job and the bear" Biden at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (PMklM)

125 I rode a rocket across the Snake River Canyon like Evel Knievel. Only I made it.- President Pudding Head

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (VpIIl)

126 It's true! We have found a Lego 18-wheeler in his room.

Posted by: FBI at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (oY5A0)

127
Joe Biden is the Commander McBragg of Brian Williamses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (s2VJv)

128 "Well, my diesel is old, but that don't mean she's slow . . .
There's a flame from her stack and that smoke's blowin' black as coal!
My home town's comin' in sight --
And if you think I'm a-happy, you're RIGHT!
Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight!"

Posted by: Joe "Dave Dudley" Biden at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (/XOcP)

129 Did you ever imagine in your wildest dreams that a dementia-addled bastard would want to force you to take an experimental vaccine?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (aoZ7s)

130 Ah, the reflexive lie of a child trying to seem more cool than they are. I remember being 12, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (V6f9+)

131
So, this guy is in line at a counter to buy a couple train tickets to Pittsburgh. The ticket agent is this blonde with yuuuge, luxurious tit-tays, and he just can't stop himself from staring. To make matters worse, when he gets to the front he has a Freudian slip, and asks this girl for "two pickets to Tittsburgh."

She knows what he really meant, of course, and says "sure thing, sir. Just a moment." But he's very embarrassed, and red-faced. So while she's printing them up, he turns to the next guy in the line and says "oh, man, don't you just hate it when you say something like that?!"

The guy replies "oh yeah. Definitely. It's just like this morning... I was eating breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'could you please pass the salt,' and it came out as 'you've ruined my life, you horrible bitch!'"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (JN3xP)

132 I saw a few minutes of Biden at the Mack plant on one of the c-span channels. Few if any masks.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (4a9Vv)

133 Who do you think was driving the rig in Beverly hills cop when cornpop was swinging around off the back.

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (ba71d)

134 How many wheels are there on the short bus? Maybe Puddin Head just got confused.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (VpIIl)

135 I used to like the Every Which Way movies but according to IMDB they brutalized that Orangutan to "train" it. The one in the first movie died from a brain hemmoraghe

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (uUDKV)

136 BJ and the Seven Lady Truckers was better

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (mbFEM)

137 Before it slips out...i want you to know that i want to use your body....then dispose.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (qoz/n)

138 Maybe Joe isn't demented. Maybe he's just stupid.

Both.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (KZzsI)

139 123 60 Tough position for the workers at the Mack factory to be in. If they had started laughing and pointing and making fun of him, then Biden might have gotten angry and attempted to enact policies that could cost them their jobs.
Posted by: Furious George at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (9vQJW)

You mean like canceling pipelines, wall construction, and oil drilling?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:26 AM (yrol0

"Pfft. Amateur hour."

- - Josef Stalin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (s2VJv)

140 If you look up "Convoy" on IMDB, you'll see Joe Biden was the lead stunt driver.

He also jumped an 18 wheeler over the Snake River, inspiring a young Evel Knievel to follow in his footsteps.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (GBhRP)

141 What I said was, I was in a chartreuse microbus with 10 other long-haired friends of Pro-Abortion Jesus, when we linked up with Rubber Duck, and Pigpen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (S7j+0)

142 135 I used to like the Every Which Way movies but according to IMDB they brutalized that Orangutan to "train" it. The one in the first movie died from a brain hemmoraghe
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (uUDKV)

Isn't this the story of Joe Biden?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (s2VJv)

143 I remember landing on the moon back in the summer of '69...

Ok, it wasn't *me* landing on the moon, but you get the idea.

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (oY5A0)

144 He also said there were three reasons he ran for president. He named two of them and forgot the third.

But no mean tweets, and decency and morality restored to the White House.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

145 What pisses me off is Mack being used for this propaganda.
Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:16 AM (Tnijr)

It would be nice if some CEO stood up and said, "Fuck you, Stinkfinger. Stay the hell out of my factory."

But then the FBI would be down there the next day investigating the CEO as a racist bomber.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

146 Electric semis will be good...

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (uUDKV)

147 140 If you look up "Convoy" on IMDB, you'll see Joe Biden was the lead stunt driver.

He also jumped an 18 wheeler over the Snake River, inspiring a young Evel Knievel to follow in his footsteps.
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (GBhRP)

Joey Chitwood >>>>>Joey Shitforbrains

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (s2VJv)

148 Give me forty acres and I'll turn this thing around...

-Joe Biden

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (d3k/b)

149 'If you give me...

Weeed.

Whiites.

aaand Wiiine.'

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (3TJCT)

150 Wasn't he also a coal miner? Or was that another member of his idiot family?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

151 How many trucks could Biden take out trying to back into a space at the truck stop?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (cSyAR)

152 I used to like the Every Which Way movies but according to IMDB they brutalized that Orangutan to "train" it. The one in the first movie died from a brain hemmoraghe
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:28 AM (uUDKV)

I hate that.

Orangutans are some of the few animals I never want to see in a zoo. They're too smart and realize where they are and that they can't ever leave. Depressing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (V6f9+)

153 Shocking nobody, this guy is a pedophile and a rapist.

https://bit.ly/2TGoh3Z

Posted by: bonhomme at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (UW2ZS)

154 This is beyond - what's the word ---
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 29, 2021 11:24 AM (2o90I)

Oh you know... the thing. It's beyond... the thing.

Posted by: President Porridge Head at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (JN3xP)

155
Joe Biden is the Commander McBragg of Brian Williamses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Hocus-Pocus and Frisby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (63Dwl)

156 It's just a Stutter!

Posted by: Joetard at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (ufJfM)

157 Then there was the time when joe was running a fishing charter out of Amity Island. Everything was great until this big ass shark showed up. Joe saved the day by shoving a scuba tank in its mouth and blowing it to hell. Smile you sonofabitch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (kTF2Z)

158 114 Maybe Joe isn't demented. Maybe he's just stupid.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (Fs5vw)

Joe has always been stupid. He's a bellicose dumb-ass, tying to hide his stupidity behind a tough-guy, "do you know what voir dire means, you hillbilly?" mask.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (AMIL/)

159 It's especially funny when you consider they probably chose the truck factory thinking it was a safe(ish) place to take him, gaffe-wise.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (AD3JT)

160 "Look fat ... I bought my kids and their friends Hot Wheels toy cars -- including 18-wheelers -- and used to drive them all the time! The toys that is, not the kids and their friends ..."

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (fqVfv)

161

WTF??

Was biden-the-invalid about to BLAME the fake "great recession on President Trump because he confused Trump with Bush??

It appears so.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (n5CK9)

162 Isn't Mack owned by Volvo? Why didn't he go to Peterbilt?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

163 109 Unfortunately, there are still people who believe in the system and are expecting a huge GOP victory in 2022. I feel bad for them and how they'll be shocked, disappointed, and hurt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:18 AM (KZzsI)
-----------------

Don't feel bad for me. But I will give you a couple of Alka-Seltzers when you've finished that plate of crow.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (KeYSV)

164 Tough position for the workers at the Mack factory to be in. If they had started laughing and pointing and making fun of him

There's great footage of the World's Most Popular President Ever being received in town just like that. Some nice "Fuck Biden" flags visible, too. You probably saw it on the news.

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (oY5A0)

165 Electric semis will be good...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (uUDKV)

They'll be setting records cross country... 8 days or bust.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (AiZBA)

166 >>Orangutans are some of the few animals I never want to see in a zoo. They're too smart and realize where they are and that they can't ever leave. Depressing.

This.

Posted by: King Louie at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (3TJCT)

167 "And he said, 'Breaker 1-9, is anyone there?
Come on back, truckers, and talk to Teddy Bear. . . .' "

Posted by: Joe "Red Sovine" Biden at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (/XOcP)

168 Wait for it. Next he's going to tell us he was pinned down by snipers. It's coming, Danger Puddin, he is...

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (VpIIl)

169
BJ and the Bear. A film title that works for both the show and the gay porn version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (s2VJv)

170 When Joe was driving 18 wheelers, Hunter was driving Dr. Jill into his crack den with his diseased penis.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (bCkNL)

171 He's remembering when he used to drive a tricycle on six separate occasions.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (6FeV1)

172 Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, never drive faster than you can see, and besides - it's all in the acid reflux"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (wAnMi)

173 Then there was the time I drove my rig cross country with my son to the arm wrassling champeenship. Good times. Good times. I iven had a rig inside to exercise while driving. Let me show you how I can stand up holding two 45 lb plates.

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (ba71d)

174 157 Then there was the time when joe was running a fishing charter out of Amity Island. Everything was great until this big ass shark showed up. Joe saved the day by shoving a scuba tank in its mouth and blowing it to hell. Smile you sonofabitch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (kTF2Z)

-----

We're gonna need a bigger dolt ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (fqVfv)

175 "Breaker 19, anyone got a spare brain?"

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (VpIIl)

176 The disgrace and degradation of the country will only get worse. And not just the superficial, or personality-related stuff like this - however jaw-dropping and disgusting.

But man, those mid-terms!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (OTzUX)

177 "President " Drool Cup Mushbrain sure seems to have a Biden Life Anecdote for every, single situation he's in. Of course, it's all BS. There are numerous examples of democrats making up similar stories. Hillary's under fire comes to immediate mind.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (O+I8R)

178 Joe once scored four touchdowns in a single game. His word as a Bundy.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2021 11:25 AM (KAPPS)

Al Bundy would be such a major upgrade...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (y7DUB)

179 I am thinking that someone once bought Joe one of those Hess Trucks, at the gas station, for Xmas.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (3TJCT)

180 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

181 130 Ah, the reflexive lie of a child trying to seem more cool than they are. I remember being 12, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (V6f9+)

==========

What's cooler than, "I've been part of the ruling class my whole life and I rule your pathetic little lives."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (LvTSG)

182
Rich kids got Hot Wheels. Poor kids got Johnny Lightning 500.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

183 Don't feel bad for me. But I will give you a couple of Alka-Seltzers when you've finished that plate of crow.

When you are sitting on that November day shocked at what happened and feeling the crushing reality of how broke and corrupt our system is, I won't poke fun at you.

I know how it feels already, and would spare you that if I could.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (KZzsI)

184 "arrest anyone in the House part of the Capital without a mask. Staff and visitors."

Including Mrs Sullivan's 2nd Grade Class?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (49Exr)

185 I remember when Puddin Head walked on the moon. Ah, good times. Good times.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

186 I think he's flashing back to an episode of BJ and the Bear he saw once.

I said this in the morning JJ thread, but said he once watched an entire season......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Jill used to travel with him on cross-country trips. He'd hang a sign on the driver's side door that said, "If this rig's a rockin' don't come knockin'"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

188 Has Joe Biden ever told an honest story about his past?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (G2zl5)

189 Wasn't he also a coal miner? Or was that another member of his idiot family?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021

***
Wouldn't that mean his daughter is Loretta Lynn?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (/XOcP)

190 This would be funny if he wasn't the most powerful man in the world.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (cSyAR)

191
You'll see a big """GOP""" """win""" next year... as long as the Dems want that. If they don't, you won't. Either way, it's all the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (JN3xP)

192 Vroom vroom!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (vuisn)

193 Yeah, Mack is owned by Volvo, used to be owned by Renault. It hasn't been a Mack Mack since the '70s.

Probably went to Mack because it's closest to the White House.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (KeYSV)

194 > Then there was the time I drove my rig cross country with my son to the arm wrassling champeenship.

Thanks. I blocked this horrible movie from my memory, but your comment brought it back.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (UW2ZS)

195 >>Wouldn't that mean his daughter is Loretta Lynn?

Pro Tip : For a handful of crack rocks, she'll be anyone you want her to be.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (3TJCT)

196 "We're gonna need a bigger dolt ..."

Kamela Harris! Kamela Harris, please report to the inauguration ceremony!

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (Ectld)

197 Al Bundy would be such a major upgrade

Watching him bounce Joe Biden's head off the doorjam as he shows him out the White House would be worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (KZzsI)

198 This would be funny if he wasn't the most powerful man in the world.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (cSyAR)

He's not. His Chief of Staff...maybe.

Biden is a meat puppet. He barely has the power to order the ice cream flavor he likes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (V6f9+)

199 Isn't this the same as Hillary adopting ghetto slang whenever she's speaking to a black audience.

All politicians are fucking liars

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (4fSQf)

200 There was a bus load of kids, comin' from town
And they were right in the middle, when Joe topped the hill
It could have been slaughter, but he turned his wheel

Well, Joe lost control, went into a skid
stopped the rig and went over to sniff that bunch-a kids

Posted by: x at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (oA+QO)

201 ""arrest anyone in the House part of the Capital without a mask. Staff and visitors."

Including Mrs Sullivan's 2nd Grade Class?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (49Exr)"
I have a few friends who are staffers. One texted me WTF?. Another one texted, "she's finally lost her mind".

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (VpIIl)

202 Remember when Joe was a reporter for the Independent News Service and nobody believed him when he said a vampire was running around Las Vegas? Had to carve a stake with his own two hands to kill it. Of course, the cops had to cover the story up, but there are people out there who know the truth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (2JVJo)

203 BREAKER, BREAKER 1-9!

Posted by: HOEY "VROOM VROOM" TRUCKER/i] at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (bDqIh)

204 But ALL those Trump lies, guys.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (YGpR8)

205
Mack is now a lower-tier product, now, btw.
Mack isn't what it used to be.

Construction guys used to buy Macks because they were good trucks. Now they buy Macks because they are cheaper than Kenworths., which is a quality truck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (n5CK9)

206 BJ and the Bear. A film title that works for both the show and the gay porn version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (s2VJv)

-----

And then there was the off-screen incident with Leonardo DiCaprio and the Bear while filming The Revenant.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (fqVfv)

207 He was ready to slam Trump for something--- "'...he was the last president. He caused the...." but he lost his train of thought.
Or stuttered.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (mR6Gs)

208 So I said to Snowman, "why they call you Snowman anyway?" And Snowman said, "go ask Hunter".

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (ba71d)

209 >>All politicians are fucking liars

Hey!

Posted by: DC Escorts at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (3TJCT)

210 Biden reminds me of something Gracie Allen said:

I credit my success to two things. First is my excellent memory and the second thing I forget.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (4a9Vv)

211 Let's go easy on Joe. He's suffering from PTSD from being arrested in South Africa while he was trying to free Nelson Mandela.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

212 Then there was the time I drove my rig cross country with my son to the arm wrassling champeenship.

Thanks. I blocked this horrible movie from my memory, but your comment brought it back.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (UW2ZS)

You can't tell me you never went 'over the top' armwresting someone

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (V6f9+)

213 Joe Biden built the Hoover Dam in three days. On the first day, he went to Las Vegas.

Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (88xKn)

214 202 Remember when Joe was a reporter for the Independent News Service and nobody believed him when he said a vampire was running around Las Vegas? Had to carve a stake with his own two hands to kill it. Of course, the cops had to cover the story up, but there are people out there who know the truth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2021 11:33 AM (2JVJo)

You never see Tony Podesta and Tony Vincenzo in the same room. Weird...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (s2VJv)

215 Joe's truck had windshield wipers on the inside because he would spray when he made that truck noise.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (cSyAR)

216 "arrest anyone in the House part of the Capital without a mask. Staff and visitors."

If I'm not mistaken, Pelosi has taken to using the Capitol Police as her own person palace guards?

WTF

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

217 159 It's especially funny when you consider they probably chose the truck factory thinking it was a safe(ish) place to take him, gaffe-wise.
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 29, 2021 11:30 AM (AD3JT

That's why you'll never see him visiting a children's hospital.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (Fs5vw)

218 Yeah, t-bird mentioned it, I forgot. The "welcoming" this loathsome cretin got as he entered town - one-fingered salutes, Trump flags, etc. Kinda misplaced energy though. Their neighbors, family, co-workers, and state reps are the ones that made it happen, or allowed it to happen.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (OTzUX)

219 He did what he had to do and saw it through, without exemption.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (vuisn)

220 It's especially funny when you consider they probably chose the truck factory thinking it was a safe(ish) place to take him, gaffe-wise.
Posted by: Ktgreat at

*

This is an excellent post.

"He said f*cking WHAT?!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (Na3s5)

221 *looks longingly at old Midland CB radio gathering dust...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (BFigT)

222 I once had a Fraud-win slip with Doctor Momma Jill's Volvo. Slipped so much I was able to get my whole fist in! Doctor Momma Jill squealed like Corn Pop getting hit with a pool chain. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Puddin' Pop Biden at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (Geoni)

223 211 Let's go easy on Joe. He's suffering from PTSD from being arrested in South Africa while he was trying to free Nelson Mandela.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

"Free Nelson Mandela! While supplies last!"

- - Joe Biden at his Nelson Mandela stand on Robinette Island...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (s2VJv)

224 220 This is an excellent post.

"He said f*cking WHAT?!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (Na3s5)

=========

"We can't take him anywhere."
-Biden's ~~parents~~ handlers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (LvTSG)

225 An actual Freudian slip:

Two men are talking at a bar in the airport:

"Man, I'm so embarrassed. I just went up to the counter, to talk to the customer service agent who was a beautiful blonde with HUGE boobs. Instead of saying
"I'd like a ticket to Pittsburg",
I accidentally said
"I'd like a picket to TITSburg!"

"Yeah, I hate when that happens. The other day, I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and I meant to say
"Please pass the butter"
but I accidentally said
"I HATE YOU, YOU MISERABLE BITCH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

Posted by: SeeBS at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (IY9XA)

226
I think the trucking industry was basically all union when the paste eater was driving the big rigs, where his union membership in addition to CDL?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (bTQ72)

227 184 "arrest anyone in the House part of the Capital without a mask. Staff and visitors."

Including Mrs Sullivan's 2nd Grade Class?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
_______________

No! Not them! They're dangerous and might club the officers over the head with a fire extinguisher and kill 40 or 50 of them. Just thinking of that rowdy bunch of 7 and 8 year olds makes the officers want to cry.

Posted by: Furious George at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (9vQJW)

228 I used to test pilot jets!
My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Slo Jo at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (EGSGm)

229 He was just having a Mack Attack.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (vuisn)

230 He's suffering from PTSD from being arrested in South Africa while he was trying to free Nelson Mandela.

He held Biko in his arms as he died, man. He's seen stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (KZzsI)

231 "two pickets to Tittsburgh."
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Isn't that a spoonerism? [Curious, not sarcastic]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (UHVv4)

232 "I feel like Joe Biden might not know what a 'Freudian slip' is," she tweeted.
__________

I know exactly what it is! It's a mistake that reveals one's true thoughts and desires -- as opposed to the untrue bullshit that one typically spews to the gullible public and media.

My Freudian slip revealed that I wish that Trump had been the president I served under as VP, rather than that creep Obama!

I'm not so senile that I don't know that!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (k4dH2)

233 207 He was ready to slam Trump for something--- "'...he was the last president. He caused the...." but he lost his train of thought.
Or stuttered.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2021 11:34 AM (mR6Gs)

Like someone up thread said he was likely looking to blame Bush and got all confused. Senile democrats mess up Bush and Trump often. See: pelosi

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (G2zl5)

234 Just imagine this buffoon sitting behind the Resolute Desk, putting his hand up like he's pulling an air horn and making the noise with his mouth.

That's on the days when he's not playing train engineer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (VpIIl)

235
CDL's didn't come out until the 90's, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (n5CK9)

236 Biden went to Mack so that no one would have to hear him try to say "Peterbilt."

Posted by: Catherine at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (vdTIg)

237 Didn't Tom Waits have a live song about Joe Biden driving his 18 wheeler and saving a bunch of kids?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (Na3s5)

238 Gods I wish I could be in the White House press for 3 mins

"Joe... Joe... you're not President anymore... come on now, we just talked about this yesterday. Quit playing dress up, it's almost time for your pudding."

Just to see if he'd go with it. On national television.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (49Exr)

239 >>>Hillary's under fire comes to immediate mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (O+I8R)
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Lying and cheating, a Democrat trademark

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (KeYSV)

240 There are fewer clearer signs of dementia than someone mistaking two completely different things, with a small common element, and Biden does it a lot.

But then again dems don't care because Biden has no power.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (XwTyM)

241 One day hopefully we can look back at this and laugh at a comedy about the internal staff trying to manage Biden.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (z5Vrg)

242 *smishes MP4*

What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?

Posted by: alexthechick - the heat is too damn high at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mf5HN)

243 175 "Breaker 19, anyone got a spare brain?"

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (VpIIl)

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"Hey Beijing Joe, this is Scarecrow ..."

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (fqVfv)

244 NOTHIN' BETTER THAN BEING PART OF A CONVOY

https://tinyurl.com/58k3tcu7

Posted by: JOEY "VROOM VROOM" TRUCKER at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

245 Those poor comedians can't find anything funny in this administration.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (cSyAR)

246
In fact, I think clinton's disastrous NAFTA brought about the advent of the CDL.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (n5CK9)

247 "
"I feel like Joe Biden might not know what a 'Freudian slip' is," she tweeted."

That's because it was a Freudian Artillery Strike.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (VpIIl)

248 "Yeah, Mack is owned by Volvo, used to be owned by Renault"

Who is no Simca.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (Tnijr)

249 These scumbags do nothing but lie to place themselves at the center of every story being told.

But remember, Trump is the narcissist.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (KbCG3)

250 Well, he could be one of those guys who lie for fun, just bullsh*tin' for the heck of it. I will at 79.

Posted by: Little Boomer at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (PNCY7)

251 A gaffe a day keeps the MSM away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (4fSQf)

252 "NOTHIN' BETTER THAN BEING PART OF A CONVOY"

Did you mean convoy or running a train?

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (Ectld)

253 So I picked up some naked lady mud flaps to put on US1. Bitchin.
Ammiright ladies

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (ba71d)

254 That's why you'll never see him visiting a children's hospital.

Like all those times Jimmy Saville made "special star appearances" to children's hospitals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (KZzsI)

255 When does he claim that he operated a train.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (G2zl5)

256 Wasn't he also a coal miner? Or was that another member of his idiot family?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021

Joe has worked every job the people in his current audience have worked. When he can't make that work, like when talking to a crowd of active or retired military, he shamelessly uses his deceased son Beau as his applicable "credential." Joe is a third-rate political hack who has lied and failed his way to the top.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (AMIL/)

257 Of course, no one can forget the time when Joe was sent on a super secret mission into Vietnam to look for POWs. He rescued them and then beat the shit out of the Sensei of Kobra Kai.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (kTF2Z)

258 Meh. What's going to be done? Nothing. No one will stand up to Biden, no one will stand up to the Dems, and when they start vaccinating young children at gunpoint against the wishes of their parents, no one will do anything about that either. Except complain online.

Posted by: Unrepentant Cynic at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (tjZg/)

259 If Trump had made one of these gaffes -- just one -- game over.

Republicans are so pathetic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (H8QX8)

260 I won the Cannonball Run three times in a row with that big rig. Dom Deluise was a tough competitor, man...

Or did I watch it three times...ah, details.

Posted by: President Joke Biden at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (OMKK+)

261 ...Senile democrats mess up Bush and Trump often. See: pelosi
Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (G2zl5)

Funny, I mix up Bush and Obama.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (AiZBA)

262 You just know there's several people in this circus who really want to let everyone know just how bad it really is.

Timing....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (BFigT)

263 His great great grandfather signed the constitution. True Story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (6FeV1)

264 Joe met Jill when she was a waitress at the Ol' Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe. Joe's dog Sloan thought she was cool. Joe thought Jill was hot.

O'course, that was more'n fifty years ago. Maybe she was. Then.

Posted by: C.W. McCall at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (/XOcP)

265 146 Electric semis will be good...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (uUDKV)

It is the best local/city alternative to diesel there is. Most use CNG to run a very efficient small diesel engine that both charges batteries and then can also provide direct power to the electric motors.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (yrol0)

266
Biden went to Mack so that no one would have to hear him try to say "Peterbilt."

Posted by: Catherine at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (vdTIg)

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We all know he would have joked, "Hey, guys! How's your peter built?"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

267 I used to test pilot jets!
My word as a Biden!
Posted by: Slo Jo at July 29, 2021 11:35 AM (EGSGm)

"My word as a Biden" cracks me up.
He was always a first class bullshitter.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (mR6Gs)

268 Those poor comedians can't find anything funny in this administration.

Comedy is racist, the EU said so:

https://tinyurl.com/ecfrjwxw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

269 Isn't the coal miner stuff what he plagiarized from the Brit politician that he now believes really happened to him?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (G2zl5)

270 177 "President " Drool Cup Mushbrain sure seems to have a Biden Life Anecdote for every, single situation he's in. Of course, it's all BS. There are numerous examples of democrats making up similar stories. Hillary's under fire comes to immediate mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:31 AM (O+I8R)

The 2021 version of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

Without the charm of course.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (BgMrQ)

271 234 Just imagine this buffoon sitting behind the Resolute Desk, putting his hand up like he's pulling an air horn and making the noise with his mouth.

That's on the days when he's not playing train engineer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (VpIIl)

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That's exactly how I picture him, except he's chained to the radiator in the White House basement.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (fqVfv)

272 No Drama Joe. Just drool.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (O+I8R)

273
Oh man, I guess everyone already knows that one

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (JN3xP)

274 "You just know there's several people in this circus who really want to let everyone know just how bad it really is."

I bet you could catch some interesting conversations at cocktail bars in D.C.

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (Ectld)

275 "114 Maybe Joe isn't demented. Maybe he's just stupid."
*******
He's always been stupid. Now he's both stupid and demented.

Posted by: Cosda at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (AALVB)

276 Imagine Puddin Head in the cab of a semi, licking the window...

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

277 Funny, I mix up Bush and Obama.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (AiZBA)

One's a nasty globalist traitor.

The other is, too, but he also eats dogs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (6FeV1)

278 269 Isn't the coal miner stuff what he plagiarized from the Brit politician that he now believes really happened to him?
Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (G2zl5)

Yeah, Neal Kinnock iirc.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (z5Vrg)

279 We all know he would have joked, "Hey, guys! How's your peter built?"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

"Why, when I was a lifeguard all the kids would...."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2021 11:40 AM (mR6Gs)

280
btw, the "global financial meltdown" was another manufactured crisis -- created to impact the 2008 election and install a Democrat, particularly hillary clinton.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:40 AM (n5CK9)

281
Joe taught Hunter everything he knows by all the pro ho's at all the truck stops the visited back in the 70s

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:40 AM (bTQ72)

282 These scumbags do nothing but lie to place themselves at the center of every story being told.

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"This is about us, isn't it?" -- Progda Enemedia

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:40 AM (fqVfv)

283 269 Isn't the coal miner stuff what he plagiarized from the Brit politician that he now believes really happened to him?
Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (G2zl5)

He copied something like 500 words exactly out of a 60 word speech.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

284 What was his CB handle?

Big Guy is too obvious. I'm going with Leghair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (Na3s5)

285 Imagine Puddin Head in the cab of a semi, licking the window...
Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

While barreling down the hill

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (mR6Gs)

286 Unlike Senile Joe I'm incapable of making any part of my life seem interesting.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:17 AM

What about those exotic soirees at Tim Horton's?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (a3Q+t)

287 I remember that time I had a Frodoian slip, and let the ring get out of my grasp while I was truckin' down the Mordor expressway in my Kenworth. Oh, what am I sayin', I mean Mack.

Posted by: Joe from Scrotem, PA Biden at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (WmGrA)

288 What was his CB handle?

Big Guy is too obvious. I'm going with Leghair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we ne

Foghorn Leghair

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (mR6Gs)

289 >>What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?

The WH team running the show doesn't want to be bothered by the old coot, asking questions and pretending like he's in charge, giving them orders, so they send him out as a form of "busy work"?

Posted by: JOEY at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (bDqIh)

290 Has Joe Biden ever told an honest story about his past?
Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:32 AM (G2zl5)

Ummmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (waNwk)

291 Welp, getting ready to take the kitties for their first stay at a boarding place.

Now comes the fun part. Tricking them into their carriers.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

292 Big Guy is too obvious. I'm going with Leghair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 29, 2021 11:41 AM (Na3s5)

Glow-plugs

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (6FeV1)

293 Love that little jog Puddin Head tries to do going out to the helicopter. It's about three stutter steps where his toes are hitting first. The media re loops it about 8 times to make it look like he's actually fit. Meanwhile, we are all laughing on the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (VpIIl)

294 btw, the "global financial meltdown" was another manufactured crisis -- created to impact the 2008 election and install a Democrat, particularly hillary clinton.

Posted by: Soothsayer's

When did this start?

I am willing to entertain anything but not everything is a cnspirAct

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (C1cw5)

295 All hate aside (okay no, F them) but can you imagine what a nightmare being on Biden's PR staff must be?

I am predicting a staffer tell-all simply entitled: O M G

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (49Exr)

296 182 We got sticks with round rocks taped on them, JJ.

You could measure the race times with a calendar.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (GBhRP)

297 Just the punch line. --- Peter in and Peter out!!! Ammiright ladies

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (ba71d)

298
so truck driver Joe was after coal miner Joe and college football Joe?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (bTQ72)

299 CDL's didn't come out until the 90's, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:36 AM (n5CK9)

***

Truth. If you knew the people who were piloting our trucks nowadays you would shit yourself in horror. Most you wouldn't let borrow your car to run to the convenience store.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 29, 2021 11:43 AM (flINI)

300 He copied something like 500 words exactly out of a 60 word speech.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:40 AM (yrol0)

And repeated it as fact during a CNN townhall in 2020

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:43 AM (uI0vF)

301 Joe was expert at dodging the scales and the ICC.

Posted by: Weisenheimer at July 29, 2021 11:43 AM (JPtHE)

302 seen over at twitchy:

Defense Sec. Lloyd Austin, who we assume is fully vaccinated, showed up
in the Philipines wearing not only a mask but a face shield as well.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2021 11:43 AM (4a9Vv)

303 Nothing to see here.

https://bit.ly/3ycOC95

Posted by: bonhomme at July 29, 2021 11:43 AM (UW2ZS)

304 He PR staff doesn't sweat anything. They know the media will cover for them.

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (uUDKV)

305 When did Joe hit that monster homerun?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (cSyAR)

306 255 When does he claim that he operated a train.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (G2zl5)

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I think that was Donkey-Chompers.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (fqVfv)

307 I'm not a truck driver but I stayed in a Holiday Inn once

Posted by: Joe said it at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (Zmnko)

308 can you imagine what a nightmare being on Biden's PR staff must be?

Well it would be, had we a remotely professional news service and comedians that did their job. But instead everyone dives on their sword to protect Biden from any criticism or notice of his outrageously corrupt behavior and imbecilic speech

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

309 I asked this question a few days ago just in time for it to get willowed so I'll try again.

Who exactly, aside from Dr. Jill who has no real political power on her own, benefits from keeping Joe in office instead of Kamala? Who is Joe's real constituency?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (nfrXX)

310 Imagine Puddin Head in the cab of a semi, licking the window...

==

I picture him in the presidential motorcade. To get him to stay in the vehicle, they have to roll down the window and give him a pinwheel.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (O+I8R)

311 I have no idea why his approval rating is taking a hit. I mean he's Mr Unity, protecting American sovereignty and restoring dignity to the office- right?

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

312 The good part will be just a bit further into this stage of dementia, he'll insist he was a truck driver, and bring it up whenever possible. One thing I noticed, people with dementia forget everything except confabulations, which they focus on like a laser for weeks and months. It's the damnedest thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (wAnMi)

313 What's a Kenworth?

Depends on how his Peter's built!

Huh? Huh?

Ah, you're all a pain in my ass.

Posted by: SloJo in Macungie at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (6FeV1)

314 Recount, Joe.

Posted by: OFFS at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (UlO+r)

315 Joe was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)

316 302 Oh how are enemies must laugh...

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (uUDKV)

317 "I picture him in the presidential motorcade. To get
him to stay in the vehicle, they have to roll down the window and give
him a pinwheel.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (O+I8R)"
OK. I am dying here...

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (VpIIl)

318 Didn't his first wife suicide by truck because he was cheating on her?

And Biden always claims the guy was drunk but it's not true?

You'd think Biden would steer clear of truck-related headlines.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (yL25O)

319 When does he claim that he operated a train.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:38 AM (G2zl5)

If he said he pulled a train...I'd believe it.

Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (AwYPR)

320
Truth. If you knew the people who were piloting our trucks nowadays you would shit yourself in horror. Most you wouldn't let borrow your car to run to the convenience store.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

The worst are the baboons driving the trucks that 25,999 lb box trucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (n5CK9)

321 >>Who exactly, aside from Dr. Jill who has no real political power on her own, benefits from keeping Joe in office instead of Kamala? Who is Joe's real constituency?

Now batting...

#47...

Deep.

State.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (3TJCT)

322 291 Welp, getting ready to take the kitties for their first stay at a boarding place.

Now comes the fun part. Tricking them into their carriers.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

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They're going to hate you after a week (but will be thrilled with getting back home). Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (fqVfv)

323 If you voted for this guy, please punch yourself in the throat.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (VpIIl)

324 265 146 Electric semis will be good...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:29 AM (uUDKV)
It is the best local/city alternative to diesel there is. Most use CNG to run a very efficient small diesel engine that both charges batteries and then can also provide direct power to the electric motors. Posted by: rhennigantx

Diesel electric locomotives have been around since steam engines. The technology is mature and we know how to do it. For a long time, many small municipal utility companies used old diesel electric locomotives for emergency power. We need more resiliency like that.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (pO7gM)

325 BJ & the Bear.. That's wuz funny right there.

Dayum, you owe me a fresh cup of coffee.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (pw1yp)

326 The 2021 version of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

Without the charm of course.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 29, 2021

***
We'd do better to have Danny Kaye pretending to run the country.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (/XOcP)

327 317 "I picture him in the presidential motorcade. To get
him to stay in the vehicle, they have to roll down the window and give
him a pinwheel.

I picture him asking ",are we there yet?" Every minute.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (cSyAR)

328 I picture him in the presidential motorcade. To get him to stay in the vehicle, they have to roll down the window and give him a pinwheel.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2021 11:44 AM (O+I8R)

We've already seen them use ice cream cones for the same purpose. They really can only focus on one thing at a time. Who knows what they're doing in the limo anyway? There could be 2 secret service agents doing an act with hand puppets for all we know.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 29, 2021 11:46 AM (wAnMi)

329 *smishes MP4*

What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?
Posted by: alexthechick - the heat is too damn high at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mf5HN)

**returns smishes**

At this point, I am willing to entertain two choices:

- either they want to get rid of Stinkfinger, but polls for Harris are underwater deeper than the Squalus and so they're stuck with the bastard until he either strokes out or they can dump Veep Throat;

- they know that any real business is handled by the Deep State, so Pedo Joe can be a prop pushed around here and there. As well, the "fuck you, deplorables, you can't do anything, because we'll arrest you and throw away the key!" sense of power is difficult to let go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (2JVJo)

330 I would have given him the keys and said "Show me your stuff"

Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (ts6Zs)

331 Now I remember, I remember way back in the day, a little bit after I worked as a lifeguard, that there was this big disaster, Down south, they had this outbreak of a disease. A whole lot like today, really. And there was a big 'ole problem, jack. We had medicine, but it was all in Scranton, but the outbreak was way down south!

Well, we had to get that medicine to 'em. There was a Teamsters strike going on, and we couldn't find a trucker! Folks were dying for want of a trucker! So I put my ear to the ground and I found this dilapidated old truck. A Mack truck, truth be told! Well, that old bucket of bolts still ran, so I hooked it up to the trailer and drove that freight shaker due south, all the way to Texarkana. I drove that truck with its worn-out clutch and its bad brakes non-stop to save those kids! And that's kind of mettle you men and women here at Mack still show today, and that we as a country still show today in our war on this coronavirus!

My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe Biden (Not a president!) at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (3p5uk)

332 This is 100% true. Biden drove a truck full of Coors beer from Texarkana to Atlanta just to win a bet. They made a movie about it.

Posted by: utleyyatm at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (kHrrU)

333 293 Love that little jog Puddin Head tries to do going out to the helicopter. It's about three stutter steps where his toes are hitting first. The media re loops it about 8 times to make it look like he's actually fit. Meanwhile, we are all laughing on the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (VpIIl)

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"Did I tell you about the time Brian Williams and I were Huey door-gunners in Vietnam? We were deep in the shit, man -- let me tell you ..."

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (fqVfv)

334 I used to drive an 18 wheeler man!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (yrol0)

335 NYTimes Opinion: There Is No Good Reason You Should Have to Be a Citizen to Vote

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (RHGPo)

336 What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?
Posted by: alexthechick - the heat is too damn high at July 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mf5HN)

The only cruelty is to the American citizens. This "elder abuse" stuff is make believe.

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 11:47 AM (ONvIw)

337 I once docked my boat in a Freudian slip.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (QU5/8)

338 If he said he pulled a train...I'd believe it.
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2021 11:45 AM (AwYPR)

Now That's AOC

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (G2zl5)

339 324 I have no problem with that. When I say electric I mean the battery powered kind the Biden junta is pushing...

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (uUDKV)

340 "Who is Joe's real constituency?"

Best analysis I've come across points to Team Obama.

But I have no idea who the puppet masters are.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (49Exr)

341 I think that Jen said she is retiring at year end, which would seem to be when she thinks Joe is outta there

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (C1cw5)

342 We were kinda laughing here the other day at Puddin Head on TV. We have a family member who has passed on that had all the same behaviors and cover ups for dementia. It was both sad and funny.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (VpIIl)

343 Joe drove from Tampa to Denver in 8 hours.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (cSyAR)

344 Sadly, the Beast's windows do not open.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (flINI)

345 so truck driver Joe was after coal miner Joe and college football Joe?
Posted by: will choose a nic later

Yes, he was a coal miner before he went on to star for Notre Dame in one film.

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (OMKK+)

346 It occurred to me that the numbers they are citing as "percentage vaccinated" are about as accurate as anything else that the Feds tell us. Meaning they are probably bogus.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 29, 2021 11:48 AM (Tnijr)

347 >> NYTimes Opinion: There Is No Good Reason You Should Have to Be a Citizen to Vote

Then there is no good reason a Citizen should have to pay Taxes, is there?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (3TJCT)

348 She wants to git whil the gittin is good

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (C1cw5)

349 "What was his CB handle?"

Joe the Nose

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (Ectld)

350 What was his CB handle?

Big Guy is too obvious. I'm going with Leghair.

Handsy
or
The Gripper
?

Posted by: JOEY at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

351 Now batting...

#47...

Deep.

State.

And Harris is a threat to them? Not buying it.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (nfrXX)

352 Oops off truck drivin sock

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (Tnijr)

353 335 Well you know the push for that or to just make all the current invaders flooding in citizens is coming..

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (uUDKV)

354 Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gum in your head?

Leader.of.the.free.world. WASTF

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (F0YaR)

355 127
Joe Biden is the Commander McBragg of Brian Williamses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2021 11:27 AM (s2VJv)

His entire career he been a lying bag of poo, often as in this case in service of "connecting with the voters".

It's his lame-ass little rich boy's way of convincing deplorables that he's one of them. Same with his stealing other peoples speeches word for word. See? I smart!!!! like you, sez politics Amy Schumer.

And it worked cuz Delawaroids are waterheads.

And apparently some percentage of Americans are as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (5NkmN)

356
I am willing to entertain anything but not everything is a cnspirAct
Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (C1cw5)

-------

I take your point. And you're likely right. But I'm willing to entertain the idea that everything is in fact a conspiracy, as well.

There are so many plots and lies that's it's impossible to tell what's what anymore... probably safest to assume everything is a bunch of bullshit. It's the 99% of things I hear and see, that make the rest look like lies and conspiracies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (JN3xP)

357 >> NYTimes Opinion: There Is No Good Reason You Should Have to Be a Citizen to Vote

Gee, let me guess. . . the author is a recent immigrant?

Posted by: JOEY at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

358 There Is No Good Reason You Should Have to Be a Government to Print Money

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (RHGPo)

359 >>It occurred to me that the numbers they are citing as "percentage vaccinated" are about as accurate as anything else that the Feds tell us. Meaning they are probably bogus.

It is a meaningless metric.

Be much more informative to know what percentage of the Population has recovered / Developed Natural Immunity.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (3TJCT)

360 Didn't Joe meet when she was lizzardin' at a truck stop

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (C1cw5)

361
never enter the mens room when Biden is in it

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (bTQ72)

362 A Canadian

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (RHGPo)

363 So I want to say that again It occurred to me that the numbers they are citing as "percentage vaccinated" are about as accurate as anything else that the Feds tell us. Meaning they are probably bogus.

Why should we believe that 60% of American adults are vaccinated? Do you believe anything the government tells us?

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (Tnijr)

364 btw, the "global financial meltdown" was another manufactured crisis -- created to impact the 2008 election and install a Democrat, particularly hillary clinton.
****
When did this start?
I am willing to entertain anything but not everything is a cnspirAct
Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (C1cw5)

**

The push for the US housing market collapse absolutely was. I remember watching the news when it was first being discussed and thinking "cool, some people will be able to snatch up a good house at a good price because idiots over-extended themselves." It was unfortunate, but it wasn't really that big of a deal, and there were laws in place to handle it and for other investors to pick up the pieces.

And then the media ran with it because it was key to collapsing the economy under Bush and greasing the skids for Barry. They advertised it so much that it HAD to happen.

See also: COVID lockdowns

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (2CptV)

365 36 . . . He was an unlicensed trucker, illegal hurtling across America's interstates while hopped up on Dexadrine and banging truck stop whores.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
___________

And those little girls were me!

Posted by: Cacklin' Kamala at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (9vQJW)

366 357 >> NYTimes Opinion: There Is No Good Reason You Should Have to Be a Citizen to Vote

Gee, let me guess. . . the author is a recent immigrant?
Posted by: JOEY at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

========

Can I vote in UK elections while on vacation?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (LvTSG)

367 Love that little jog Puddin Head tries to do going out to the helicopter. It's about three stutter steps where his toes are hitting first. The media re loops it about 8 times to make it look like he's actually fit. Meanwhile, we are all laughing on the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (VpIIl)

Balance is one of the first indicators of dementia, and a test that the neurologist and regular doctors give to monitor it's progress. At some point, Biden is going to face plant trying to do his little hip-hop 2 second jog. They have to know this, but the optics of somebody hanging onto his arm at all times might be even too much for them. Unless of course they convince him that Jill is having difficulty, and needs assistance.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (wAnMi)

368
There are so many plots and lies that's it's impossible to tell what's what anymore... probably safest to assume everything is a bunch of bullshit. It's the 99% of things I hear and see, that make the rest look like lies and conspiracies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's

agreed

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (C1cw5)

369 "And those little girls were me!"

Fweedom!

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Ectld)

370 Harris/Biden: BJ & The Impaired

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (JN3xP)

371 "NYTimes Opinion: There Is No Good Reason You Should Have to Be a Citizen to Vote
"
There is also no good reason, that if you break our laws by crossing the border illegally, we shouldn't stone you. Fight me.

Posted by: Marcus T, Chip Roy for Speaker at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

372 - either they want to get rid of Stinkfinger, but polls for Harris are underwater deeper than the Squalus and so they're stuck with the bastard until he either strokes out or they can dump Veep Throat;

------

Next evaluation on dumping him is at 2years plus one day of the presidency. They want to maximize Heels Up's time there. And you can bet that there is no way she is going to be willing to settle for only 1.5 terms. So get Joe to the magic date and they can fantasize about her "winning" two elections.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (G2zl5)

373 Let's see Joe get up there in the drivers seat and take that baby on the highway.

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (RHGPo)

374 Oh, I see where the confusion is. Joe Biden had to jump into an 18 wheeler and evacuate wounded troops during the battle of the bulge at Da Nang. That is where he won his second Medal of Honor and Silver Star.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (gpKIi)

375 I am willing to entertain anything but not everything is a cnspirAct

**

Now do 9/11 knowing what you have learned over the last two years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (2CptV)

376 When did this start?

I am willing to entertain anything but not everything is a cnspirAct
Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:42 AM (C1cw5)

Agreed. I think the Dems are just masters at the whole "don't let a good crisis go to waste" and the Rs either don't know what to do or are complicit in the scam.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (5aFbR)

377 Biden is definitely a one-upper.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (gpKIi)

378 He probably had a most impressive mullet when he drove that truck.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (cSyAR)

379 "Who is Joe's real constituency?"

Best analysis I've come across points to Team Obama.

I thought Obama was assumed to be pro-Harris, or vice versa.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (nfrXX)

380 Can I vote in UK elections while on vacation?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (LvTSG)

I don't see why i have to physically be there to vote. I demand my voice be counted.

Posted by: SloJo in Macungie at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (6FeV1)

381 Life guard at a truck stop.

Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (r4sI4)

382 >> At some point, Biden is going to face plant trying to do his little hip-hop 2 second jog.

How soon we forget.

Posted by: Airplane Stair Truck at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (3TJCT)

383 Elder abuse requires some sort of injury, be it mental, physical or financial. Biden is well cared for and shows no signs of distress or of being forced. He ran for this office more than once and he appears to enjoy the whole thing.
The man is a bastard and deserves no boo hoo pity about how Dr Jill or the DNC is exploiting him, in fact he's enriching his whole family by having this round the clock care and deference.

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

384 never enter the mens room when Biden is in it

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:50 AM (bTQ72)

Hand him a cordless drill and he'll be occupied for the rest of the day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (wAnMi)

385 Ufh.

Tard sock off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (6FeV1)

386 BJ and the biden?

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (C1cw5)

387 "There are so many plots and lies that's it's impossible to tell what's what anymore..."

In the Dune series, they started issuing fortune teller cards and other forms of oracle to deliberately blind Muadib so he couldn't see the future. I think of that with all the noise and cofusion.

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (Ectld)

388 Meanwhile, the Dow is at or near its record.

This house sho gone crazy.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (mbFEM)

389 Let's see Joe get up there in the drivers seat and take that baby on the highway with a cargo of half a dozen nuclear missiles.

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (RHGPo)

390 I'd be willing to bet it's actually less than 50% of adults
vaccinated.

Posted by: f'd at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (Tnijr)

391 Truth. If you knew the people who were piloting our trucks nowadays you would shit yourself in horror. Most you wouldn't let borrow your car to run to the convenience store.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 29, 2021 11:43 AM (flINI)

The Psychopaths did (fine, still do) tractor trailer litigation and as a result I had to learn allllllll the regs and stuff. There is a requirement for a CDL that the driver have basic English language competency - 49 CFR 391.11(b)(2).

We stole, er borrowed, from another lawyer a very simple tactic to use during the deposition of the drivers who did not speak English at all. Hand over a copy of the driver's license manual for the state, opened to the page for traffic signs, and ask the driver to read it into the record.

You can imagine the screams of racism and the like. And the response is simple. It is Federal law that someone with a CDL understand English enough to read the signs. Prove it.

Posted by: alexthechick - the heat is too damn high at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (mf5HN)

392 Joe tells the lady trucker he always wanted to drive a big rig " Well slide on over. You know how to double clutch?" ( Seinfeld reference)

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (uUDKV)

393 "This house sho gone crazy."

Yeah, that's what they kept saying in the early 2000's.

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (Ectld)

394 388 Meanwhile, the Dow is at or near its record.

This house sho gone crazy.
Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2021 11:52 AM (mbFEM)

Inflation means higher stock prices, in nominal if not real terms. If they increased interest rates to reduce inflation that would start to offset it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (z5Vrg)

395 Twucking!

Posted by: Lil' Baby Kamala at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (QU5/8)

396 Meanwhile, the Dow is at or near its record.

This house sho gone crazy.
Posted by: blaster

**

I heard job creation had increased by another negative 200K jobs per month or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (2CptV)

397 OK, here is Biden's (Shriner) 18 wheeler.

https://tinyurl.com/yrev7a7t

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (Cus5s)

398 Kamala's five-pronged strategy for Biden's border crisis

This is the biggest bunch of bullshit mashup language I have ever seen.

I will not even link to it!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (yrol0)

399 I think Ipreferred it when Joey thought he was Neil Kinook.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (7rwrY)

400 I nailed that triple axle at the 68 Olympics to take the Gold. I am not kidding. True story. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (Tnijr)

401 Over at Powerline, they are asking what happened to Kamala Harris who hasn't been seen since her midnight visit to Walter Reed.

Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (RHGPo)

402 "Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide,
Truckin' on down the other side. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 11:20 AM (/XOcP)

That line wouldn't make sense now. They've done so much work on that stretch of road that even I can drive it easily.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (1lKRm)

403 >>Kamala's five-pronged strategy for Biden's border crisis

She only has to suck 5!?

This won't take long at all.

Posted by: Willie Bron at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (3TJCT)

404 "Kamala's five-pronged strategy for Biden's border crisis"

If it doesn't include language for combatting white supremacy and systematic racism, I'm not interested.

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (Ectld)

405 16 New conspiracy theory. Biden was driving the truck that killed Neilia and Naomi.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 29, 2021 11:15 AM (UW2ZS)

Love this!

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (ONvIw)

406 I think Joe meant a three wheeler... With a basket and little bell to ring

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (Zmnko)

407 Biden is definitely a one-upper.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM (gpKIi)

at least.

Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (AwYPR)

408 >>> When did Joe hit that monster homerun?

After he parallel parked the truck.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (UnQlg)

409 "Eighteen wheelers can't stop on a dime . . ."

Posted by: Joe "Randy Travis" Biden at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (/XOcP)

410 I don't don't know about 5 prongs but my dildo has 2
Kamala

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (uUDKV)

411 Over at Powerline, they are asking what happened to Kamala Harris

Her face fell off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 11:55 AM (gpKIi)

412 >>What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?

It means all of Joe's appointed officials are now known by the White House PR people to be total PR disasters with everyone but the Faithful. Joe is the only person they have with any positive favorability factor with most of the public. Harris, Granholm, Garland, Mayorkas, Austin, and all the rest make most people cringe. Hackey-Psaki is just as cringe-worthy, but there is no one better on the bench at present to put into the game.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (AMIL/)

413 I also beat my oldest brother, Greg, in a driving contest.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (3TJCT)

414 Theory:

The NY Times is pushing the "non-citizen" voting because it knows the audits are going to find a lot of it.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

415 Biden is in hell and we are just npcs

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (C1cw5)

416 He's at that stage of Fast Times at Ridgemont High where everywhere you go, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great? This place is great. They build awesome trucks here. I drove a truck back in the day."

*goes to Washington Capitols game*

"Isn't this great? What a beautiful venue. I remember when I played hockey back in the day."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

417 Well if they put Kamala out of the way you know that Joe's time is almost up...

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (uUDKV)

418 401 Over at Powerline, they are asking what happened to Kamala Harris who hasn't been seen since her midnight visit to Walter Reed.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (RHGPo)

I don't think that's true I think she was doing the mask rollout.

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (mbFEM)

419 "Kamala's five-pronged strategy for Biden's border crisis"

1. Open the gates2. Transport to the interior

What are the other three?

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

420 The problem with jobless numbers is that there are more jobs out there than people willing to work them. Why the hell work when you get perpetual unemployment, fat government checks every quarter or so, and cannot be evicted?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (KZzsI)

421
The NY Times is pushing the "non-citizen" voting because it knows the audits are going to find a lot of it.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No

And

No

Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (C1cw5)

422 You'd think Biden would steer clear of truck-related headlines.

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (pWrfh)

423 Without Willie Brown around, her face lacks sufficient support.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (7rwrY)

424 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (QU5/8)

425
Lady YD's been having trouble with sleep, and she asked if one of my leftover muscle relaxers would knock her out. I told her it definitely works, but it'll give you some really weird dreams, sweetie.

She woke up this morning, and said "no doubt... I had a dream that I was a contestant on The Bachelor, and the bachelor was Michael Jackson, but we couldn't see him, so we couldn't tell if it was young Michael, or scary old Michael."

That's what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (JN3xP)

426 Yeah see:

https://tinyurl.com/xfpby4y8

Goes to NY Post

Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (mbFEM)

427 CDC
The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no symptoms.

I am sure this is NOT how any of this works?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (yrol0)

428 The best the White House could do to find cover for Biden's newest dementia-caused confabulation (and confabulation is in fact a major symptom of dementia) is to claim that Biden rode in an 18 wheeler once in 1973.
---------------

I flew 747s many times, before I got my driver's license.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (YqDXo)

429 "What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?"

I think they are going to martyr him as part of the changeover, ie

"President suffers fatal stroke as Secret Service evacuated him over tip concerning possible Trump Loyalist attack, state of emergency declared, standby..."

See how easy that would be? All they need is a pillow and an operative to call in a fake "tip" ... and they will round up a few 100 more Deplorables as insurrectionists.

But, back on point, to get maximum effect they need to parade Biden around in public as a sympathetic figure. Which is not working.

I'm kinda detached re Biden, I'm more curious about how they are going to pull off replacing him. And if there is going to be some backroom power struggle that spills out into public view. We are in Teh Crazy Times.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (49Exr)

430 Theory:

The NY Times is pushing the "non-citizen" voting because it knows the audits are going to find a lot of it.

They just print whatever ridiculous crap some leftist pukes out in their opinion pages. Sometimes it catches on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (KZzsI)

431 Joe biden wrote the song "Convoy" to reflect on his life on the road.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (gpKIi)

432 Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

So they want the whole world to mail in votes. They tried this shit about 30 years ago, claiming the American Presidency was a "global office". I'd love to see the NYT fail along with the city.

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (ONvIw)

433 423 Without Willie Brown around, her face lacks sufficient support.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (7rwrY)

LOL... I love Tucker last night referring to kamala as Willie Brown's girlfriend

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (Zmnko)

434
Biden is in hell and we are just npcs
Posted by: Y5 at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM (C1cw5)

Makes sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (JN3xP)

435 Over at Powerline, they are asking what happened to Kamala Harris who hasn't been seen since her midnight visit to Walter Reed.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2021 11:54 AM (RHGPo)

**

She was around all of the COVID+ fleebaggers, wasn't she?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (2CptV)

436 Getting a CDL is a pretty rigorous endeavor. Highly doubtful considering his academic standing that he could have passed the test even though he will swear up and down that he is the smartest guy in the room.

We have vets with dementia that will tell anyone who will listen about their daring exploits as fighter pilots / special forces, etc. When in reality they did desk duty for 4 years. Biden has always been a shameless liar and man wanna-be, dementia only highlights his delusions.

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (oiNtH)

437 Freudian slip?

How about "we have biggest electoral fraud machine in American political history?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (YqDXo)

438 Kind of depressing. 40% of people polled are going to mask up again. I guess it depends who they ask, I think it is a hard 25-30% that are COVID addicted

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (uUDKV)

439 What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?
-----------

They need him to appear so that they can keep rumors quashed about his mental health. I'm convinced that they see Kamala as a disaster but are stuck.

They don't have strong majorities in Congress to minimize the need for the WH.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (oBNgq)

440
also note
they have not been 18 wheelers for a long time

at least 22 wheels now and more

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (bTQ72)

441
Don't come.

Posted by: kamala harris at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (n5CK9)

442 What is the point, besides cruelty, of these public appearances by Biden?

For people who watch or read almost no news, this makes him seem like a normal president doing presidenting things like usual. If you get all your news from places like CNN, you won't ever hear or see the gaffe, and will mock anyone who posts this on Facebook the ten minutes before its deleted and banned with a big overlay that claims its false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

443 Harris, Granholm, Garland, Mayorkas, Austin, and all the rest make most people cringe. Hackey-Psaki is just as cringe-worthy, but there is no one better on the bench at present to put into the game.
Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2021 11:56 AM

Put me in, Coach! I'm ready to play!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (a3Q+t)

444 Biden is definitely a one-upper.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 11:51 AM

I thought he was a sundowner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (m+jkK)

445 Don't come.
Posted by: kamala harris at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (n5CK9)

But if you do, welcome, here's some money and some ballots.

Posted by: DemonicNC at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (ONvIw)

446 I'm more curious about how they are going to pull off replacing him.

When was the last incumbent that didn't run for a second term? Ford?

Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (pWrfh)

447 "The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if
they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no
symptoms.
"

After that it will be mandatory quarantine at home to keep them safe form the un-vaccinated.

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (MxEKc)

448 To be fair, maybe he was confusing it with the 18-wheeler that brought Ice Cream to the White House the other day.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (ynpvh)

449 His CB handle is "Pinch".

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (v0R5T)

450 Oh, they are already trotting Bootygig back out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (5HBd1)

451 I am sure this is NOT how any of this works?
Posted by: rhennigantx at

You mean the tests that are being recalled do to false positives?

Posted by: Infidel at werk at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (/oG9s)

452 "The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no symptoms."

[cue Gandalf voiceover]

And so begins the Years Of The Shunning

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (49Exr)

453 When was the last incumbent that didn't run for a second term? Ford?

Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (pWrfh)

lbj

Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (AwYPR)

454 JERRY REED SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (ag43u)

455 I take your point. And you're likely right. But I'm willing to entertain the idea that everything is in fact a conspiracy, as well.

There are so many plots and lies that's it's impossible to tell what's what anymore... probably safest to assume everything is a bunch of bullshit. It's the 99% of things I hear and see, that make the rest look like lies and conspiracies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:49 AM (JN3xP)

-----

What we NOW KNOW (thanks primarily to Trump) was unfathomable a decade or two ago ... and I'm convinced that we only know the tip of the iceberg. Or as Rumsfeld said, known unknowns.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (fqVfv)

456 The narrator in that song about 16 tons is Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (cSyAR)

457 This sexy lady wearing a tight dress and high heels knows that Biden's a degenerate, senile idiot:
https://is.gd/KLho9A

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (3p5uk)

458 A liar. With Dementia. Really the whole story.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (8RL9Y)

459 When was the last incumbent that didn't run for a second term? Ford?
Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (pWrfh)

Ford ran in 76 and lost to Carter, but I guess that was his first elected term

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (ONvIw)

460 Ford ran against Carter, and lost. The last president to not run for reelection was Lyndon Johnson.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

461 Big Enos Burdette bet Joe he couldn't deliver a load of ballots from Texarkana to Georgia in one night

Posted by: x at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (oA+QO)

462 You can imagine the screams of racism and the like. And the response is simple. It is Federal law that someone with a CDL understand English enough to read the signs. Prove it.
Posted by: alexthechick - the heat is too damn high at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (mf5HN)

I can't speak for other states, but CA is like something out of a video game these days. And I've been driving since the early 70's, and am a motorcycle/car junkie. Nothing like seeing an 18 wheeler driving by braille, because the driver is busy texting. Trucks from Mexico have certain exemptions to boot, adding to the excitement. I finally got a dashcam, since everything is like a bizarre combination of Russian insurance scam drivers, Indian passenger trains and Tijuana poultry trucks.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (wAnMi)

463 CDC
The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no symptoms.

I am sure this is NOT how any of this works?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (yrol0)

My personal theory is that the vaccinated people are running around spreading this shit all over the place without knowing it, because the vaccinated people actually ARE asymptomatic.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

464 499 His CB handle is "Pinch".

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (v0R5T)

Or "Sniffy".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

465 also note

they have not been 18 wheelers for a long time

at least 22 wheels now and more

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 11:59 AM (bTQ72)

Most are 14 wheelers - Drive and tag axle on the tractor runs a wide single tire on each side.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (k/TB6)

466 This sexy lady wearing a tight dress and high heels knows that Biden's a degenerate, senile idiot:
https://is.gd/KLho9A
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (3p5uk)

Look at you, bringin' the diversity.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

467 ... She woke up this morning, and said "no doubt... I had a dream that I was a contestant on The Bachelor, and the bachelor was Michael Jackson, but we couldn't see him, so we couldn't tell if it was young Michael, or scary old Michael." ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (JN3xP)
++++
You know, thanks to deep fakes, you now have one hell of a game show premise...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (3p5uk)

468 His CB handle is "Pinch"

He posts wildly pro-Bident content on Twitter as Pinch Nippleson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

469 Joe the Turnip is the perfect representation of those who installed him. Corrupt decrepit perverse dumb and toothless.

Posted by: Fatass Barr, Deep State Stooge at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (YmWSp)

470 454 JERRY REED SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (ag43u)

-----

"I taught Dusty Hill how to play bass before he was with ZZ Bottom."

/BTW, RIP Dusty.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (fqVfv)

471 His CB handle is "Pinch".

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (v0R5T)

Or "Sniffy".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

Stinkfinger or Shitpants.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

472 So vaccinated folks have been ordered to put back on masks at the govt building I work at. Just masks. No talk of restricting your work day, teleworking or social distancing which is strange when you consider that Delta is supposed to be more contagious and the reason why we're masking back up. So it looks like govt wants to keep productivity up and just go with masks to show they're doing something about rising Delta numbers but not actually treat it seriously. kabuki theater.

Posted by: CDR M (Retired) at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (cqZXM)

473 I think there is a distinct possibility a gang of crack monkeys are running things behind the scenes at the WH.

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (MxEKc)

474 "Puddin'head Joe" needs banjo accompaniment.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (0M2wm)

475 463 CDC
The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no symptoms.
I am sure this is NOT how any of this works?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 11:57 AM (yrol0)
My personal theory is that the vaccinated people are running around spreading this shit all over the place without knowing it, because the vaccinated people actually ARE asymptomatic.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

In which case the Vaccine does protect against getting sick from it? So as stated in the last post, a Theraputic not a Vaccine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

476 She was around all of the COVID+ fleebaggers, wasn't she?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC admits no recording COVID in vaccinated people unless hospitalized or death at July 29, 2021 11:58 AM (2CptV)

That was the point. She was around them and the positives started popping up. And then she's off to Walter Reed.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (G2zl5)

477 "When was the last incumbent that didn't run for a second term? Ford?"

Yup you're right.

But I don't see how Biden can survive the campaign.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (49Exr)

478 Kamala has 3 jobs:

1) Fix the border issue
2) Get people vaccinated
3) Remind people it's pronounced "Comma-La"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (a3Q+t)

479 The last word on this:

David Burge @iowahawkblog

"Breaker 1-9, this here's the Choo Choo, you got your ears on Cornpop? Got the Freightliner Fever and a load of Coors headed for the Big D, where them smokeys at, you copy?"

"Sir this is a cabinet meeting."

"YOU FORGOT TO SAY BREAKER 1-9"

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (6XLoz)

480 If I was the president of the United States and I wanted some ice cream, I would place an order, sit down at a table and eat my ice cream like a grown up. I wouldn't dance around like a little White House faglette licking my cone like a 4 year old child.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (bCkNL)

481 469 Joe the Turnip is the perfect representation of those who installed him. Corrupt decrepit perverse dumb and toothless.
Posted by: Fatass Barr, Deep State Stooge at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (YmWSp)

I like the nic, especially as Barr helped install him.

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (ONvIw)

482 Joe Bidens most difficult day as a trucker is when the trucks all came to life and were circling the gas station. He bravely went out and started filling them with gas to keep them happy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (gpKIi)

483 Ford ran against Carter, and lost. The last president to not run for reelection was Lyndon Johnson.

Yea, that's right. ya know, I can remember my 10th grade locker combo and the firing order of a small block Chevy, but damned if LBJ hadn't disappeared in my brain.

Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (pWrfh)

484 471 His CB handle is "Pinch".

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (v0R5T)

or "Sniffy".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

Stinkfinger or Shitpants.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't want to know what Hunter's was.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

485 The thing I hate most about this vicious, lying Meat Puppet asshole, is his continuous use of his dead family members to gain sympathy or deflect criticism.

It's really fucking unbelievable that it's this clown they've foisted upon us.

Think about that for a second and let that sink in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (QnTgm)

486 If I was the president of the United States and I wanted some ice cream, I would place an order, sit down at a table and eat my ice cream like a grown up. I wouldn't dance around like a little White House faglette licking my cone like a 4 year old child.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (bCkNL)

If you're a republican, you better not get 2 fuckin' scoops, that's for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

487 Hunter's cb handle was toejam.

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (ba71d)

488 Constitutionally, is there any restrictions against a state giving foreigners the ability to vote? You can't restrict citizens from voting if they meet certain requirements, but nothing says that California can't also extend the franchise to illegals.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (oBNgq)

489 457 This sexy lady wearing a tight dress and high heels knows that Biden's a degenerate, senile idiot:
https://is.gd/KLho9A
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 12:01 PM (3p5uk)
DEFINITELY NOT Michelle Obama.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

490 468 His CB handle is "Pinch"

He posts wildly pro-Bident content on Twitter as Pinch Nippleson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

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You've never really enjoyed a sandwich until you've experienced a Lucky Pierre Delecto between Ted Kennedy and Pinch Nippleson.

Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (fqVfv)

491 477 "When was the last incumbent that didn't run for a second term? Ford?"

Yup you're right.

But I don't see how Biden can survive the campaign.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (49Exr)

=========

Meh. We didn't think he'd survive the previous campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

492
Don't want to know what Hunter's was.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

Crackpipe pedo.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Big wheels keep on turnin'

Posted by: Tina Turner at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (a3Q+t)

494 Regardless of the COVID outcome Harris should wear a mask at all times. No telling where that mouth's been.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (BFigT)

495 We'd hire him.

Hell, we'll hire him now.

Posted by: SWIFT at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (W2YA6)

496 473 I think there is a distinct possibility a gang of crack monkeys are running things behind the scenes at the WH.
Posted by: Ripley
_____________

Please make it be so. I need to have some ray of hope for the future of our nation.

Posted by: Furious George at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (9vQJW)

497 Don't want to know what Hunter's was.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

Crackpipe pedo.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
His CB handle and his Pr0nhub name were the same thing? Talk about bad Opsec.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (3p5uk)

498 Dr Fauci claims vaccinated people infected with Indian Delta variant have the same viral levels as those who haven't had shots - causing new official mask advice

so why get the shot again??

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (bTQ72)

499 Nood

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 29, 2021 12:06 PM (qoLdL)

500 "The thing I hate most about this vicious, lying Meat Puppet asshole, is his continuous use of his dead family members to gain sympathy or deflect criticism."

My response to that is in 2016 he stated clearly that it was his son's dying wish that he run for president.

Then immediately dropped out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (Ectld)

501 DEFINITELY NOT Michelle Obama.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

Well, the tight dress doesn't reveal a cock'n'balls, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

502 Back off swift, we got dibs!

Posted by: JB Hunt at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (pWrfh)

503 "The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no symptoms." After that it will be mandatory quarantine at home to keep them safe form the un-vaccinated.
Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 12:00 PM (MxEKc)

Dr. Malone, the inventor of the mRNA vaccine has been sounding the alarm for a while. And of course, he's being removed from all social media for spreading misinformation. on the vaccine he invented. The. Inventor.

Here, he explains why the vaccinated are getting covid, and as you'd expect - it makes a shitload of sense. Also why Pfizer will be pushing for booster shots in the next few weeks.

https://bit.ly/3rE44Zi

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (wAnMi)

504 114 he was just stupid before! For all those years.

Posted by: AnnaS at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (LWW4k)

505 473 I think there is a distinct possibility a gang of crack monkeys are running things behind the scenes at the WH.

Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (MxEKc)

Hunter's no monkey.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

506 3) Remind people it's pronounced "Comma-La"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (a3Q+t)

4) You forgot blow someone when needed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (yrol0)

507 Movin'On.org

Posted by: x at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (oA+QO)

508 >>CDC
The agency now advises that vaccinated people be tested for the virus if they come into contact with someone with Covid-19, even if they have no symptoms.

Gee, ya think that's going to ensure that vaxxed people fear and despise unvaxxed people even more?

This is fanning the flames of panic and division, and knowing how unrelaible the testing has been, they'll get a lot of vaxxed people unnecessarily upset with an asymptomatic "positive" and that person will be livid at all the unvaxxed people in their lives.

JFC, these people are evil

Posted by: JOEY at July 29, 2021 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

509 Yea, that's right. ya know, I can remember my 10th grade locker combo and the firing order of a small block Chevy, but damned if LBJ hadn't disappeared in my brain.
Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM (pWrfh)

Hell I remember having dreams that I forgot my locker combination or my second semester schedule. I might still have them on occasion so I can't imagine remembering an old combination.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 29, 2021 12:08 PM (G2zl5)

510 Hey! One time when I used to drive a starship I had to use the Corbomite Maneuver to avoid running over a herd of Tribbles. True story. My word as a Biden.

I am not kidding.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 29, 2021 12:08 PM (Tnijr)

511 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

Also note there is no talk of isolating yourself if you have been exposed while waiting for test results.

Posted by: CDR M (Retired) at July 29, 2021 12:08 PM (JSetw)

512 478 Kamala has 3 jobs:

1) Fix the border issue

2) Get people vaccinated

3) Remind people it's pronounced "Comma-La"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (a3Q+t)

Willie Brown said she did great dictation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

513 There was a guy in my unit in the Army who was a pathological braggart and liar. Strangely, he was a good soldier, good in the field and otherwise personable and okay to be around, so we put up with him.

If you were a rock climber, then he was a rock climber too, and if you scaled a 50-ft cliff, by God he'd gone up the sheer face of a mountain. Name it, he had done it. If you had once dated this really pretty girl, he had dated a beauty queen. It was just this weird personal quirk, maybe sparked by deep-seated insecurities, who knows?

Biden's like that. He's lied and boasted and self-aggrandized himself for decades, long before senility set in.

Posted by: troyriser at July 29, 2021 12:08 PM (pYLCQ)

514 478 Kamala has 3 jobs:

1) Fix the border issue
2) Get people vaccinated
3) Remind people it's pronounced "Comma-La"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2021 12:03 PM (a3Q+t)
--------------------

4) Blow

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2021 12:09 PM (YqDXo)

515 Yea, that's right. ya know, I can remember my 10th grade locker combo and the firing order of a small block Chevy, but damned if LBJ hadn't disappeared in my brain.
Posted by: IP at July 29, 2021 12:04 PM

The firing order for a big-block 454ci Chevrolet is 1, 8, 4, 3, 6, 5, 7, 2.

Posted by: Cliff C. at July 29, 2021 12:09 PM (a3Q+t)

516 Put me in, Coach! I'm ready to play!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg

Catcher, amirite?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 29, 2021 12:09 PM (WmGrA)

517 487 Hunter's cb handle was toejam.

Posted by: POTATUS AL Zeihmer at July 29, 2021 12:05 PM (ba71d)

Based on a previous comment, "Crack Monkey" works.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

518 Willie Brown said she did great dictation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2021 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

Use dictate is a sentence:

Willies dictate real good!

Posted by: Commalala at July 29, 2021 12:10 PM (yrol0)

519 455 Not everything is a conspiracy.

But enough of it is to traumatize a decent person.

A good place to start is Gary Allen's classic, None Dare Call It Conspiracy.

Then probably Jay Dyer's excellent globalist series, where he reads globalist works and quotes straight from them. Weaponized vaccines, malicious medicine, population reduction, it's all there.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 29, 2021 12:10 PM (GBhRP)

520 Kamala is a placeholder for whoever the donks behind all this misery desire in Joe's place. I am guessing Holder, Rice or even the devil herself, Jarrett.

Posted by: CN at July 29, 2021 12:10 PM (ONvIw)

521 Take me for a ride in your truck, Mack.

Posted by: PP&M Flashback at July 29, 2021 12:11 PM (WZ5i4)

522 Dr Fauci claims vaccinated people infected with Indian Delta variant have the same viral levels as those who haven't had shots - causing new official mask advice

I'm willing at this point to bet that that level is zero.

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2021 12:12 PM (oY5A0)

523 What kind of slip does Freud wear anyway?

Posted by: StewBurner at July 29, 2021 12:15 PM (Guh8+)

524 "Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide,
Truckin' on down the other side. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021

That line wouldn't make sense now. They've done so much work on that stretch of road that even I can drive it easily.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2021

***
My last and only time in that area was in 1998, and I didn't actually drive up into the pass, so I don't know.

Posted by: Joe at July 29, 2021 12:17 PM (/XOcP)

525 Joes I drove an 18 wheeler is just like Kerrys can I get me a huntin license. They lie with impunity. Pandering works with their brainless voters. The dementia angle now makes people think he cannot help it and is a convenient excuse to cover for his reflexive pandering.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2021 12:17 PM (l85ls)

526 "Excuse me, Freudian slip, that was the last president. He caused the.. anyway

He barely avoided blaming Trump for the 2008 recession.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 29, 2021 12:18 PM (yQpMk)

527 BJ & the Bear.

For a 29-year old, Ace, you sure have the pop culture knowledge of someone almost twice your age.

To prove your mettle, what animal is the Bear? No googling!

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at July 29, 2021 12:25 PM (b6tsN)

528 "Corn Pop" could not be reached for comment.

Coming soon: Joe the Ventriloquist Dummy confuses himself for Algore, claims to have invented the Internet.

Posted by: Taylor Lake at July 29, 2021 12:35 PM (d2r2I)

529 You can imagine the screams of racism and the like. And the response is simple. It is Federal law that someone with a CDL understand English enough to read the signs. Prove it.
Posted by: alexthechick - the heat is too damn high at July 29, 2021 11:53 AM (mf5HN)

Even before the CDL, in order to drive for the big carriers, drivers needed to pass certain qualifications because it was the only way these carriers could get insurance coverage...to hire unqualified drivers (ie could not speak English well enough to read a road sign) would nullify coverage...

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2021 12:35 PM (5iUNf)

530 CDC has Magic 8 Ball. Better listen to them, that's like being Pre-med.

Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2021 12:37 PM (r4sI4)

531 To generate the nanobodies against SARS-CoV-2, the researchers immunized three alpacas Britta, Nora, and Xenia from the herd at the MPI for Biophysical Chemistry with parts of the coronavirus spike protein. The mares then produced antibodies, and the scientists drew a small blood sample from the animals. For the alpacas, the mission was then complete...

So here it is I am interested in Britta, Nora, and Xenia. But alas, nothing nada zilch. Did they kill and bbque them? I mean WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 12:41 PM (yrol0)

532 To prove your mettle, what animal is the Bear? No googling!
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at July 29, 2021 12:25 PM (b6tsN)

I know I know I know

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021 12:42 PM (yrol0)

533 To prove your mettle, what animal is the Bear? No googling!
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at July 29, 2021

I know I know I know
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2021

***
I never use Google. Wasn't he a chimp?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2021 01:02 PM (/XOcP)

534 Not many people know this but I actually went to the moon on Apollo 14 or 15. Somewhere in there anyway. I was the one that stayed on the mother ship. We flipped a quarter to see who would stay up there and I lost. - Biden next week during NASA visit.

Posted by: Ironwood at July 29, 2021 01:23 PM (6YMId)

535 Biden was asking "Where's Mom" after he forgets a Congressman's name: https://youtu.be/X_vWXIbMhCk

Posted by: Fedup at July 29, 2021 02:16 PM (68ya+)

536 Look Smokie just pulled over Pudding Head for Lying and Liberal Bragging

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 29, 2021 06:11 PM (wGqjj)

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