CDC Ditz Rachel Walensky: Don't Worry, You're Only Going to Have to Wear Masks and Socially Distance for "A Couple of Weeks"

A couple of weeks you say...?

Gee, why does that sound so extremely familiar to me...?

Oh well, if the Ruling Class says it's just for "a couple of weeks," I trust them. They've never lied to me before.

Dr. Rochelle Walensky says new mask-wearing guidance, coupled with higher rates of vaccination against COVID-19, could halt the current escalation of infections in "a couple of weeks."

A couple of weeks to "halt the current escalation of infections?"

Help me out, guys -- why does this sound so damnably familar?

The director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told "CBS This Morning" she hopes more stringent mask-wearing guidelines and other measures won't be necessary as the country heads into the fall.

Wait, she said we just needed "a couple of weeks" and then shifted to sayin she ""hopes" that more stringent measures won't be needed "heading into the fall."

It sounds to me like she intends for us to wear masks for more than "a couple of weeks," but is just lying about "a couple of weeks" to get us on-board with the scheme.

She wouldn't do that, would she?


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1 Those are biblical weeks, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at July 28, 2021 05:23 PM (//F9x)

2 Jesus they are some lazy motherfuckers. They're seriously going to just run with "two weeks to stop the spread" again? HAHAHAHA

Posted by: radar at July 28, 2021 05:23 PM (3Zp/H)

3 Fool me once, right?

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (Cxk7w)

4 Will the next variant be foxtrot

Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (bg64O)

5 TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (z5Vrg)

6 They can't even bother to come up with a new scam

Posted by: radar at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (3Zp/H)

7
A couple of weeks on Neptune.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (O6yqF)

8 Take this mask and shove it.. I ain't wearin ' it no more

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (Zmnko)

9 Two weeks to flatten the curve? How some so many of us feel like we got run over by a steamroller driven by Fauci and his friends, and now we are like one of those cartoon "flat people" laid out on the road.

Fool me once it's your fault Fauci. Fool me twice, it's mine.

Sod off swamp creatures.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (cn6vO)

10 The only people who didn't see this coming have the brain activity of Joe Biden.

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 05:25 PM (uUDKV)

11
Something tells me there'll be a Big Surge in Cases around the beginning of October, forcing the need, again, for Unverified Fake Ballots AND the ballot-counting process to be completely off-limits to poll watchers.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:25 PM (Pe17D)

12 4 They use Greek letters that the greek homos stole from Africa...

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 05:26 PM (uUDKV)

13 Well isn't this disease a chronological oddity? Two weeks from everything.

Posted by: Ulysses Everett McGill at July 28, 2021 05:26 PM (b5xzt)

14 They just can't help themselves, can they?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 05:26 PM (SchxB)

15 Not to worry the good secretary, but I won't be worrying about masks because I refuse to wear one for any reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 05:26 PM (HaL55)

16 You wear the mask bitch...let us know when you're done.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 05:26 PM (axyOa)

17 willowed answer:
Link?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2021 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

https://tinyurl.com/sumtngwong

That's a bloomberg link and globowarm p0rn heavy but the original China messaging wasn't all climate fear porn and indicative of the chicoms admitting their infrastructure sucks and is not ready for natural disaster risks. They've had bad flooding the past two months and admitting problems spooked finance people.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (20dZh)

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 05:27 PM (20dZh)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

19 LOL, Now THAT'S comedy Gold.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2021 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

20 Dear Dr. Rochelle.

Blow your mask out your ass. Eat shit and die.

Sincerely,

Everyone.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

21
There must be several key elections the Democrats are desperate to steal in '21 to help them Steal elections in '22, which will help them Steal '24.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:27 PM (Pe17D)

22 Take this mask and shove it.. I ain't wearin ' it no more
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (Zmnko)


If my local grocery store starts up with that nonsense again, I am having my food delivered. I don't care about the cost. I am not wearing a mask to shop any more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 05:27 PM (2JVJo)

23 I said it yesterday, and I'll say it again.

VAXXERS! YOU GOT PLAYED!

This is the biggest damned game of Simon Says ever.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (l2max)

24 #2-4Weeks ... stay calm, flatten the Trump voters.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (Cus5s)

25 "2 weeks," worked last time, it'll work again.

Posted by: Them at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (am54q)

26 ]A couple of weeks on Neptune.
It's breezy there, so I imagine the virus would get dispersed.

Posted by: pep at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (ZsR3z)

27 4 Will the next variant be foxtrot

Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (bg64O)

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot variant ... side effects include drunken dancing.

Posted by: ShainS at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (//F9x)

28 She seems nice. I say "Let's give the new kid a chance."

#twoweeks

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (Xwt96)

29 Funny. Bite-me came to Allentown today and shut down 22, the local highway, and fucked up traffic for the entire day. The local news treated it like the Pope came to town.

When Trump appeared numerous times the local news (channel69) had utter discern for him. Calling the thousands of supporters fanictics.

Biden appeared at Mack Truck. Funny the Paris accord which Biden supports would cripple Mack.

Posted by: redenzo at July 28, 2021 05:28 PM (E7vND)

30 You wear the mask bitch...let us know when you're done.
After that, you can smell the glove.

Posted by: pep at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (ZsR3z)

31 To the government a week is as a thousand years.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (AiZBA)

32 If masks worked, we'd already be DONE with Covid.

We're largely done with it because of herd immunity AFTER lifting the fucking mask mandates.

These people are deranged.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

33 "You made me...Promises, Promises...Knowing I'd believe...Promises, Promises...You knew you'd never keep"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

34 Will the next variant be foxtrot


Echo.

Posted by: pep at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (ZsR3z)

35 I mean at this point nothing they say or do will surprise me.

The monstrous abomination that is being forced upon us is as devoid of logic, reason and science as can be imagined.

There really is no end is site, Poppins was spot on.

That I can say I was wrong about.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (QnTgm)

36 Lady at work told me she was on the "emergency response team" call (yes, we have that because they think they are so fucking important) and it was said they are waiting for the surge of cases from people gathering on July 4.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (iydjf)

37
Gamma

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (Pe17D)

38 Biden appeared at Mack Truck. Funny the Paris accord which Biden supports would cripple Mack.

Isn't Mack owned by a conglomerate that includes Volvo and some Chinese company?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (SchxB)

39 I mean at this point nothing they say or do will surprise me.

The monstrous abomination that is being forced upon us is as devoid of logic, reason and science as can be imagined.

There really is no end is site, Poppins was spot on.

That I can say I was wrong about.
Posted by: T


there is an end in sight, it is just that they are not in charge of it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (utMrO)

40 #twoweeks

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (wAnMi)

41 Old and busted from the 60's? Bra Burning Parties.

New Hotness? MASK Burning Parties!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (oHd/0)

42 Mathew Bracken's Gab a screen shot up from Twitter where Iceland had 90% of its population vaccinated. Around June 20th they announced they beat COVID and stopped restrictions. Cases spiked after a month.

Iceland announced new restrictions would be in place for years... maybe as long as 15!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (EdhaB)

43
Echo?
Foxtrot?

The china virus ain't no pilot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (Pe17D)

44
Benito and Claretta became intimately knowledgeable about Milanese lampposts for much less serious shit.

Unreal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (s2VJv)

45 Literally #TwoWeeks?

They really do think we're stupid.

And they're mostly right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (V6f9+)

46 That Doocy kid asked Psaki about mandatory vaccines or something like that, the details aren't important, and she said we rely on the scientists to create policy.

It is political theater. They use a passive voice to remove their role while saying it is really just the scientists giving the orders. The scientists aren't giving the orders, the Biden admin is. The media is letting them hide behind the theater of hiding behind the CDC and scientists, as if the CDC isn't doing what the Biden admin tells them to do.

Posted by: wodun at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (lFga6)

47 If my local grocery store starts up with that nonsense again, I am having my food delivered. I don't care about the cost. I am not wearing a mask to shop any more.
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Me too, for what gas is it might be cheaper.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (+ya+t)

48 If only there were a little blue pill for the ronatrocious....if we weren't so fucked, we could unfuck our way out of this conundrum.

Bullets will fly before this goes away

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (8iyB1)

49 If she's following Fauci's playbook, in two weeks she'll be saying "You fucked up--you trusted me."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

50 So is this Dr. Impending Doom's latest schtick to stay in the limelight?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (dVvk2)

51 Lady at work told me she was on the "emergency response team" call (yes, we have that because they think they are so fucking important) and it was said they are waiting for the surge of cases from people gathering on July 4.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (iydjf)

That was over three weeks ago.
Shouldn't it have hit by now?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (mR6Gs)

52 Help me understand something. Have I got all this right?


First, Fauci runs his own secret bioweapons program using taxpayer dollars. It's illegal in the US, so he partners with our worst enemy, the PLA.

Next, when the disease is unleashed on the world, Biden steals an election and then imports millions of sick people and secretly sends them to red states to deliberately kill Americans who voted against him.

Meanwhile, the Praetorian Guard starts arresting Americans, puts them is solitary confinement, and starts running Stalinesque show trials.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (ZhpQF)

53 I shall make masks from her dainty skin.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (ptq0O)

54 36 Lady at work told me she was on the "emergency response team" call (yes, we have that because they think they are so fucking important) and it was said they are waiting for the surge of cases from people gathering on July 4.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (iydjf)

Uh, its been 3 weeks since the 4th... and Covid supposedly has a TWO week incubation period...

Uh.... so... Math?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (oHd/0)

55 Wait, she said we just needed "a couple of weeks" and then shifted to sayin she ""hopes" that more stringent measures won't be needed "heading into the fall."


School starts in a month is most places. Gee, you don't think the execrable teachers unions will give the Ditz a little input about when CDC says masks are again un-needed for vaccinated people, do you?

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (AMIL/)

56 Willowed. 443 I was talking with old GF yesterday about leaving CA. Really looking like AZ or FL. TX is slipping off of my list, unless some morons can make a case. Some places in FL look gorgeous. I've always liked the acres of lawn in HI, and FL is similar. Good for planting claymores, and hard to approach house unseen. I've got to time it - but the Real Estate bubble can't last in CA. And when it bursts, things will get spicy really fast.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:19 PM (wAnMi)

Realtor in northern NV. Things have started to slow down here, and the end of eviction bans and enhanced unemployment are going to drop a hammer. Sell before the Newsome recall. The administration will do everything in its power to keep things stable there until they ensure the golden boy wins. After that? Yeah, gonna get spicy. And we could use your votes here. Otherwise look at Prescott, AZ.
Posted by: WhyBanned at July 28, 2021 05:25 PM (YkawN)

Posted by: WhyBanned at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (YkawN)

57 It is political theater. They use a passive voice to remove their role while saying it is really just the scientists giving the orders. The scientists aren't giving the orders, the Biden admin is. The media is letting them hide behind the theater of hiding behind the CDC and scientists, as if the CDC isn't doing what the Biden admin tells them to do.
Posted by: wodun at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (lFga6)

The CDC is doing what the Teacher's Union wants

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (mR6Gs)

58
Let's also not lose sight of the fact these china virus "Tests" are barely 50% accurate.

Did the testing suddenly get accurate and reliable??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (Pe17D)

59 Oh no!! Neptune's got the COVIDZ!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (Xwt96)

60 I live in the Show Me state.

I challenge ANYONE on planet Earth to show me the actual science that masks work. Anyone? Buehler?

Show me just ONE peer-reviewed scientific article and if I can't tear it apart (with my own articles as well as my ability to shred English), then maybe I'll concede the argument.

Until then, go fuck yourself sideways with a rusty chainsaw, you bitch!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (K5n5d)

61 Sounds like I'll be working from home for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (s+u6b)

62 Rachel, shut up and get back up on that highwire.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (0OP+5)

63 indicative of the chicoms admitting their infrastructure sucks and is not ready for natural disaster risks. They've had bad flooding the past two months and admitting problems spooked finance people.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 05:24 PM (20dZh)
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Thank goodness they never have earthquakes.
*sarcasm*

Consider this a quick plug for Dutchsinse. He always marvels about how all his forecasts of earthquakes marching across the plate go quiet once they hit the Chinese border, and then pick right back up once they are expected to come out the other side.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (l2max)

64 Local school districts have already decided that they will have universal masking. The start of the school year is more than a couple of weeks away.

Oh - they promise to review the masking policy quarterly.

So, yeah, two weeks. Bullshit.

Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (mbFEM)

65 They just can't help themselves, can they?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 05:26 PM (SchxB)

Cocaine Power is a hell of a drug

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (V6f9+)

66 That was over three weeks ago.
Shouldn't it have hit by now?
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That's how fucking far gone they are. And as I said on an earlier thread, these are doctors, nurses, etc.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (iydjf)

67 @49

No, im two-weeks they will say, "THE SCIENCE has changed, we're only following THE SCIENCE!"


These people are monsters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (QnTgm)

68 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)

69 Can we just get rid of NIOSH now? I mean, why rate masks for efficacy if it's all ignored? Apparently, you can have a piece of paper over your face, and it will work just fine for toxic vapors and particles. And, you're not even allowed to wear the rated masks, because of the exhaust vent.

But wait, you're wearing a mask too, right? So it doesn't matter right? Oh fuck, I was drifting into something that could be construed as critical thinking. Please, don't send me to the reeducation camp!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (wAnMi)

70 Posted by: wodun at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (lFga6)

Eisenhower, in his farewell speech, famously warned us about the Military Industrial Complex.

But he ALSO warned about public policy being run by a Scientific elite.

Damn smart guy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (oHd/0)

71 Nope.

Make the vaccinated wear theirs, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (2EtZ0)

72 First, Fauci runs his own secret bioweapons program using taxpayer dollars. It's illegal in the US, so he partners with our worst enemy, the PLA.

Next, when the disease is unleashed on the world, Biden steals an election and then imports millions of sick people and secretly sends them to red states to deliberately kill Americans who voted against him.

Meanwhile, the Praetorian Guard starts arresting Americans, puts them is solitary confinement, and starts running Stalinesque show trials.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (ZhpQF)

Go on.....

Posted by: Intel Agencies at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (mR6Gs)

73 Wolf Blitzer just called Adam Kinzinger a "conservative Republican."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (PiwSw)

74 VAXXERS! YOU GOT PLAYED!

This is the biggest damned game of Simon Says ever.
Posted by: reason

It's has always been a terrible idea to give Big Pharma and individuals immunity when it comes to vaccines.
I pray that the people who took the jab do not get boosters and also that the jab did not damage their immune system to where they have to get boosters.
I pray it doesn't cause any harm long term. Our country will be fucked if it did.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (EdhaB)

75 If she's following Fauci's playbook, in two weeks she'll be saying "You fucked up--you trusted me."
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Trump's "The Snake"

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (+ya+t)

76 THE MASK. That magical talisman which keeps a virus at bay through faith alone.
Also, the sign of those who believe, like other less intellectual rubes wearing crosses or such.
Also, a visible social marker delineating which team one plays for.
Also, Easy to measure compliance so government can gauge how powerful they are.

So much wrapped up in a product that is essentially 4-ply asswipe with straps attached.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2021 05:35 PM (z79tQ)

77 Lies 24/7.

Believe nothing the government says.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 05:35 PM (R/m4+)

78 36 Lady at work told me she was on the "emergency response team" call (yes, we have that because they think they are so fucking important) and it was said they are waiting for the surge of cases from people gathering on July 4.

That would have hit around the 14th. This started after that, cases are gonna ramp up for 2-3 weeks and start to dissipate.

Posted by: WhyBanned at July 28, 2021 05:35 PM (YkawN)

79 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)


Cases...

Hospitalized...

Let's see, 800 x $13,500 = Incentive.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 28, 2021 05:35 PM (AiZBA)

80 Eisenhower, in his farewell speech, famously warned us about the Military Industrial Complex.

But he ALSO warned about public policy being run by a Scientific elite.

Damn smart guy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (oHd/0)

I hate the word "elite." I also hate the word "experts."

People who call themselves either are neither.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 05:35 PM (mR6Gs)

81 This is the worst highly lethal global pandemic ever. It is the "It's a Small World" Disneyland ride of highly lethal global pandemics. The same damn song keeps playing over and over.

We should demand a refund.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 05:35 PM (Xwt96)

82 No, no, we've been to that dance.

We have vaccines, we have therapeutics and much more knowledge about their application aside from the multitude who believe it's mostly bs.'

No, we won't be putting our masks back on, Karen.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 05:36 PM (gVDpb)

83 Since I've seen numerous reports of fully vaxxed people coming down with break-through Covid, shed the virus at a high rate, and can transmit the virus, Science tells me that the fully vaxxed need to stay the hell away from healthy un-vaxxed people, wear masks, and isolate indoors.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 28, 2021 05:36 PM (nWxPx)

84 THE MASK. That magical talisman which keeps a virus at bay through faith alone.


The jim carey camern diaz versin was better

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:36 PM (utMrO)

85 AL governor Kay Ivey:

"There are those who believe that government should mandate the vaccine or that we should bribe people to take it. That's not going to happen in my state, no matter how many times the media ask me."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 28, 2021 05:36 PM (sWM8x)

86 Again, it was predicted over a week ago that cases will go down second week of August. It matches with the seasonality curve. They call for masks and know that cases will go down in two weeks, so masks work!

If preparing the battle space for when cases seasonally rise again in October and mask come back until April or May of the following year.

Posted by: InCali at July 28, 2021 05:36 PM (MBmq2)

87 Walensky is a major loon. She recently issued a statement that "declared racism a serious public health threat."

https://www.cdc.gov/media/ releases/2021/s0408-racism-health.html

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

88 News flash: I'm not going to have to do it at all. Because I'm not going to do it.

Pretty sure I'm not alone.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (5p7BC)

89 Wolf Blitzer just called Adam Kinzinger a "conservative Republican."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (PiwSw)

This is why assholes like him don't officially leave the party

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (mR6Gs)

90 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot variant ... side effects include drunken dancing.
Posted by: ShainS

I'm going long on ergot

Posted by: Miklosius of York, Medieval Baker at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (QzkSJ)

91 Wolf Blitzer just called Adam Kinzinger a "conservative Republican."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (PiwSw)

Of course he did! He has to. It sets the parameters of what conservative is. Clearly anyone to the right of Quimzinger is a radical.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (z79tQ)

92 You can get rid of masks in two parsecs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (63Dwl)

93 Masks?

Yeah, this seems as good a place as any to leave this.....


https://youtu.be/5_PoTOzrYEk?t=50

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

94 #TwoDecades

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 28, 2021 05:38 PM (W4eKo)

95 Turn those machines back on!!!!!

/Mortimer Duke

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 05:38 PM (Xwt96)

96 Note they'll have reams of articles about rising numbers in Florida and then then when the seasonal summer surge peaks they'll have teams of articles about blue states with masks. Of course, cases will go down in Florida too, but there will be no mention of that.

It's evil.

Posted by: InCali at July 28, 2021 05:38 PM (MBmq2)

97 This is the worst highly lethal global pandemic ever.
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It's like the "journalist" who reported the death of a victim of the Hiroshima A-bomb ... a few years ago.

Pretty shitty weapon that only acts on people after half a century.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

98 72 First, Fauci runs his own secret bioweapons program using taxpayer dollars. It's illegal in the US, so he partners with our worst enemy, the PLA.

Next, when the disease is unleashed on the world, Biden steals an election and then imports millions of sick people and secretly sends them to red states to deliberately kill Americans who voted against him.

Meanwhile, the Praetorian Guard starts arresting Americans, puts them is solitary confinement, and starts running Stalinesque show trials.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2021 05:31 PM (ZhpQF)

All correct. I wear a good quality mask and take ivermectin, vitamin D, a vitamin C and zinc supplement. I trust the FLCCC.

Posted by: WhyBanned at July 28, 2021 05:38 PM (YkawN)

99 Trump ridiculed them so now their word is from on high

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 05:38 PM (uUDKV)

100 A couple of weeks you say...?

Gee, why does that sound so extremely familiar to me...?
........

I think it had something to do with sports bras.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

101 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)


That's .02% of the population. We're in a panic because a statistically insignificant number of people are "sick"? Even if every single one of them died, that's a 99.98% chance of survival.

WTAF you FREAKS?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (wAnMi)

102 Hey Wolf Kinzinger is a Marxist in Republican clothing

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (Cxk7w)

103 The Emperors Vaxx

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (utMrO)

104 Wolf Blitzer just called Adam Kinzinger a "conservative Republican."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (PiwSw)



This is why assholes like him don't officially leave the party

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 05:37 PM (mR6Gs)

=================
This is why Wolf Blitzer recorded the lowest celebrity Jeopardy score ever.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (ZhpQF)

105 Will the next variant be foxtrot


Echo.
Posted by: pep at July 28, 2021 05:29 PM (ZsR3z)

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Let's do this like Android.

Eclair.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (l2max)

106 Also had a guy at work tell me he was glad we didn't have to wear masks anymore (if you're vaccinated) and then denounced himself for saying it! Like he had just blasphemed Christ.

I looked at him and said, "It's not natural. The breathing passages shouldn't be blocked. Even an animal won't let you do that." He ended the conversation.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (iydjf)

107 Cocaine Power is a hell of a drug

Power corrupts.

Absolute power is kinda neat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 05:40 PM (SchxB)

108 Can somebody tell me what the deal with a poster nicked calm mentor is?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 05:40 PM (eJn7u)

109
This is why assholes like him don't officially leave the party

Posted by: J


Isn't he getting redistrictd into oblivin?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:40 PM (utMrO)

110
I am sick of hearing the word "cases." Cases does not equate to deaths.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:40 PM (s2VJv)

111 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)

Pure nonsense. Like Orwell wrote, "I could float like a soap bubble if The Party wished it, but The Party does not so I do not."

All the China Flu numbers are suspect, lies and nonsense. You sick! It's the China Flu! Nurse!

Cases = Money.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

112 The cynic in me thinks they are tailoring the Covid onslaught to accommodate the unpredictable release of forensic vote audits. In other words, the application (and news deluge) on Covid seems to be pretty fluid (which makes no sense) unless it is a distraction to be applied when necessary.

Posted by: Orson at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (Xw/yL)

113 Our county commissioner is saying, "Just a month."

Strangely familiar.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

114 "Two weeks" is TIGHT

Posted by: Durham at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (786Ro)

115 Trump ridiculed them so now their word is from on high
Posted by: steevy

The term is "ex cathedra"

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (QzkSJ)

116 They are going to recommend closing the economy. This will go on twice a year for years until secession occurs from these midwit psychopaths.
The Southern Regional States and Midwest States would enter into an Alliance. It would bring in the Mountain Region States. The NE would be screwed along with the West Coast.
This is how we get the Physical Removal that we need.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (EdhaB)

117 Will the next variant be foxtrot

Supper's Ready.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (wAnMi)

118 Totally off topic.
What do you call one of those fundamentalist sects that believe everything is pre-ordained? Oh yeah, leftists.
I was browsing phy.org/news, for you know, news about science. I saw this headline.
"A group's moral values may help determine the likelihood of hate-motivated harmful act"
What group might that be?
But a study led by scientists at the USC Dornsife College of Letters, Arts and Sciences does just that.
And just what did they conclude?
"Our findings are consistent with the hypothesis that acts of hate are morally motivated behaviors," Dehghani said. "And research suggests that, at least in the United States, binding values are held more strongly among people who report right-wing political ideology."

Posted by: From that time at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (4780s)

119 Cases does not equate to deaths.

They don't even equate to cases.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (W4eKo)

120 That's a bloomberg link and globowarm p0rn heavy but the original China messaging wasn't all climate fear porn and indicative of the chicoms admitting their infrastructure sucks and is not ready for natural disaster risks. They've had bad flooding the past two months and admitting problems spooked finance people.
Posted by: banana Dream

I'm rooting for complete collapse.

Posted by: Infidel at werk at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (/oG9s)

121
Okay, MLB Cucks, your move.

Are you Shits gonna restrict ticket sales and require masks??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (Pe17D)

122 Everybody needs to relax and not lose their shit until we get to the tango uniform variant

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (utMrO)

123 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
. . .

Cool name for an album

Posted by: Wilco at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (mR6Gs)

124 I think we all need to self identify as California Condors. PROTECTED SPECIES. HANDS OFF.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (T9qH/)

125 I am sick of hearing the word "cases." Cases does not equate to deaths.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Some days I dealt with 100 cases.

When my job was restocking a bar.

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Miklosbury at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (QzkSJ)

126 >>>
That's .02% of the population. We're in a panic because a statistically insignificant number of people are "sick"? Even if every single one of them died, that's a 99.98% chance of survival.

WTAF you FREAKS?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (wAnMi)
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And

Are you certain it's cases.
Sounds more like tested positive.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (gVDpb)

127 119 Cases does not equate to deaths.

They don't even equate to cases.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (W4eKo)


"For $18,000 per from Uncle Sugar, you bet they do!"

- - Hospitals

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (s2VJv)

128 @106

Humans are not engineered to wear masks.

And from an engineering and epidemiological perspective, their habitual use is counter productive and dangerous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (QnTgm)

129 Anyone who only mentions cases is selling something. Either high or low. Percentage of positive test is more meaningful. I could have made it so there were less than 10 cases a day during the January surge. Just test 9 people.

I could also make cases rise day by day. More texts each day.

Posted by: InCali at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (MBmq2)

130 114 "Two weeks" is TIGHT
Posted by: Durham at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (786Ro)
.

This right here is funny.

And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.

Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM)

131 I still say that the change in the number of positive outcomes is a worthless parameter by itself. Unless a set large group was being tested over and over again which is not the case.

What would be useful is the change in the ratio of tested positive/total tests during the same period. If the tests produce reliable false positives then you can always get more positives from increased testing. There will be a direct LINEAR RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO he shouts. You have a predictable control system giving you whatever answer you wish by controlling people's desire to be tested.

Normalize the data by the total number of tests during each interval and you get a better comparison.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (20dZh)

132 What Lord Squirrel said, as I have been saying. Show me any science supporting mask efficacy. Any.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (OTzUX)

133 Dr Joseph Varon and Joe Rogan. https://tinyurl.com/xt5yu2v4

Posted by: WhyBanned at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (YkawN)

134 Did they ever define "case?" Or is it just one of their scary control words?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (iydjf)

135 I'm rooting for complete collapse.
Posted by: Infidel

Mandate of Heaven card DECLINED

Posted by: Lao Peng Miklos Jo at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (QzkSJ)

136 Juxtaposing these asshats with Biden dumping COVID infected illegals in red counties - not only should we never listen to these people again, we need to figure out how to make sure that "we" no longer includes them.

It's not enough to weather the bullshit that is coming, we need to WIN.

Posted by: somedood at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (TZivQ)

137 Percentage of positive test is more meaningful.

Yet inaccurate as hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (W4eKo)

138
Alternate Post Title:

Karens Worldwide Rejoice!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (Pe17D)

139 @The Mask
One Eyed Jack

Prepare to see that comment posted everywhere...well done!

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (8iyB1)

140 They worship a demon....looks just like Alfred E Newman.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (ptq0O)

141 And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM)
.

Named. NAMED!!!

Damn you autocorrect!

Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (mbFEM)

142 60 I live in the Show Me state.

Show me just ONE peer-reviewed scientific article...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel


That's not how science works anymore I'm afraid. They gathered a bunch of veterinarians, dentists and OB/GYNs and put it to a vote, and masks won.


And no, you can't see the ballots.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (b5xzt)

143
the leadership class is basically a cat running around the room trying to catch the lazer pointer

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (bTQ72)

144 TOO WEAKS!! FATTEN THE CURBS!!
BWAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (o5nHK)

145 >>> Anyone who only mentions cases is selling something. Either high or low. Percentage of positive test is more meaningful. I could have made it so there were less than 10 cases a day during the January surge. Just test 9 people.

I could also make cases rise day by day. More texts each day.
Posted by: InCali at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (MBmq2)


You beat me to it. The # positives alone is worthless.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (20dZh)

146 101 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)

That's .02% of the population. We're in a panic because a statistically insignificant number of people are "sick"? Even if every single one of them died, that's a 99.98% chance of survival.

WTAF you FREAKS?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (wAnMi)

That's the joy of unbased comparatives: you can scare people with them until someone like you (or me) provides the denominator, and puts the whole situation in perspective. Well done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

147 What Lord Squirrel said, as I have been saying. Show me any science supporting mask efficacy. Any.

I think it was mentioned here before, but the masks are the only federally required piece of protective equipment that does not have a specification.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 05:45 PM (SchxB)

148
I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden.

Posted by: Fauchi & Walensky at July 28, 2021 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

149
This is what They Live For.

Just think, we'll have a new round of fresh "Karen Freaks Out In Store At Someone Not Wearing A Mask" videos.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:45 PM (Pe17D)

150 That's the joy of unbased comparatives: you can scare people with them until someone like you (or me) provides the denominator, and puts the whole situation in perspective. Well done.
Posted by: D


no means no

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:45 PM (utMrO)

151 Two weeks" is TIGHT
Posted by: Durham at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (786Ro).

This right here is funny.

And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM)

Come back JackStraw!
Not just for the beating, the pain will pass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 05:45 PM (V6f9+)

152 Actually, this makes me feel better.

Things aren't being run by and evil brilliant cabal but by a gaggle of second string bureaucrats who are so incompetent that the Union thinks they should be fired.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (wb4G5)

153 Cases does not equate to deaths.
They don't even equate to cases.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (W4eKo)


Well, we just saw Australia shut down again because an 80 something year old guy died. One person. Out of over 25M people. And the chances are probably better than 50/50 he croaked because of a bad heart, emphysema or diabetes.

And we've got a media that refuses to point out shit that any brain dead idiot with a $.50 calculator could figure out. Man, maybe we all deserve this shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

154 And every new mutation is weaker than the previous mutation.

If you catch the new mutation you still build up anti bodies to all of the previous mutations.

HQ doctors, are these correct assumptions?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (gVDpb)

155 Actually, this makes me feel better.

Things aren't being run by and evil brilliant cabal but by a gaggle of second string bureaucrats who are so incompetent that the Union thinks they should be fired.
Posted by: j


yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (utMrO)

156 If you have been paying attention to Texas and Oklahoma moving to the SEC out of the blue to form a Super Conference that makes more money than the NCAA, this will kinda be like how Secession shakes out.
Sounds silly but College Football is as tribal as it gets in America outside ethnic and religious groups. Hell, College Football helps to unite those different tribes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (EdhaB)

157
And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM).



I always suspected you were odd...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (Pe17D)

158 And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM).

Named. NAMED!!!

Damn you autocorrect!
Posted by: blaster

And this...is just a banana.

Posted by: Sigmund F. at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (QzkSJ)

159 137 Percentage of positive test is more meaningful.

Yet inaccurate as hell.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (W4eKo)


And oh so easy to game, as pointed out by inCali and banana Dream above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

160 Are we back to killing grandma?

Bitch has more lives than a cat!

Posted by: Mrm88 at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (jIL4c)

161 That's .02% of the population. We're in a panic because a statistically insignificant number of people are "sick"? Even if every single one of them died, that's a 99.98% chance of survival.

WTAF you FREAKS?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:39 PM (wAnMi)
........

TRUTH OVER FACTS
MATH IS RACIST
WEAR A MASK
WASH YOUR HANDS
HUG A TRANNY

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

162
And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.

Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM


that'll either bring him back or drive him further away

(totes cereal, JackStraw: come back. You are missed)

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (DUIap)

163 69 Can we just get rid of NIOSH now? I mean, why rate masks for efficacy if it's all ignored? Apparently, you can have a piece of paper over your face, and it will work just fine for toxic vapors and particles. And, you're not even allowed to wear the rated masks, because of the exhaust vent.

But wait, you're wearing a mask too, right? So it doesn't matter right? Oh fuck, I was drifting into something that could be construed as critical thinking. Please, don't send me to the reeducation camp!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:34 PM (wAnMi)
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My sunscreen only works if everyone else is wearing it, too. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GET SKIN CANCER?

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (l2max)

164 >>>Even if every single one of them died, that's a 99.98% chance of survival.


There were only 15 reported covid deaths in LA County yesterday.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (xPl2J)

165 And oh so easy to game, as pointed out by inCali and banana Dream above.

"Stevie Wonder reports he hasn't seen any cases in months."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

166 re china

I haven't looked into it, but i have wondered how the hell they could flood a tunnel. If it is in a mountain, it is sloped. If it is near the coast, the entrance has to be much higher than highest high tide with storm surge.

So a river valley? Engineers generally avoid tunnels in flood plains, and no good reason for tunnel on inland river (no tall ships). What the hell are they doing?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (FSzjU)

167 Did they ever define "case?

Duh, 24 bottles!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (o5nHK)

168 Mathew Bracken's Gab a screen shot up from Twitter where Iceland had 90% of its population vaccinated. Around June 20th they announced they beat COVID and stopped restrictions. Cases spiked after a month.

Iceland announced new restrictions would be in place for years... maybe as long as 15!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:30 PM (EdhaB)

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Heard last week that Sweden had something like zero deaths from the virus recently over a 7-Day period. Herd immunity, how does it work? [Not from a giant clinical trial -- now becoming mandatory -- of experimental "vaccinations" ...]

Posted by: ShainS at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (//F9x)

169 TOO WEAKS!! FATTEN THE CURBS!!
BWAHAHAHA!!
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (o5nHK)


Baby on board.
Where's my ice cream cone?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:48 PM (wAnMi)

170 That's not how science works anymore I'm afraid. They gathered a bunch of veterinarians, dentists and OB/GYNs and put it to a vote, and masks won.


And no, you can't see the ballots.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (b5xzt)
----
Yep. Fear wins, every time. H.P. Lovecraft was absolutely correct that fear of the unknown is the most powerful emotion in man. It simply cannot be overcome by the masses. We now have the proof.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 28, 2021 05:48 PM (K5n5d)

171
It's like we're living Fast & Furious -- the same bad movie 9 times over.

Same script. Same actors. Same producers.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:48 PM (Pe17D)

172 It's so deadly they don't give/do anything except rest and lots of fluids. Only if your blood oxygen level is below 92% do they say you should go to the ER.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 28, 2021 05:48 PM (UUBmN)

173 Blue states will now have to deal with the difficult challenge of whether to leave their contact tracers out doing the door-to-door vax knock, or bring them back into the office to resume contact tracing. 'They are both highly worthy and demonstrably effective endeavors.

Choices, choices.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 05:48 PM (Xwt96)

174 This administration is a vindictive tyranny. They know no one buys this, they're saying this just to rub our faces in it.

If these thumbless fuckwits really cared about people getting the vaccine, they would have trotted out respected medical pros to explain the science behind the vax and it's effectiveness. But instead, these meat headed shit sacks threatened and insulted people already justifiably cynical about the medical industry. So now, they're going to punish all those who don't listen.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 28, 2021 05:48 PM (tRd71)

175 Let's not do masks and lockdowns again but let's do set up temporary hospitals again. Maybe they will be used this time. I'm being half sarcastic but just pointing out that we should have nature take its course. We only delayed it. ( of.course we should alwaystake reasonable actions but not make the cure worse than the disease)

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

176 Damn you autocorrect!
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:44 PM (mbFEM)

Sure sure.

You were the kid in school who told the teacher your dog ate your homework that morning at breakfast.

Weren't you?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (wb4G5)

177 It's like we're living Fast & Furious -- the same bad movie 9 times over.

Same script. Same actors. Same producers.
Posted by: S


this time we are painting the cars different colors

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (utMrO)

178 just extrapolate the US government's covid response across the rest of the bureaucracy

and you got China

Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (YK4Qh)

179 I'm going to wear the mask. There is no point anymore getting your blood pressure up over this shit. I'm sure in your rural areas you can shake your fist at the govt and say you're not wearing it, more power to you. This is just the beginning of what I'm sure will be a multitude of tyrannical BS we will have to comply with or else. Until thousands of people push back against this shit in the form of mostly peaceful protest you might as well get used to and adapt to the new rules.
I've gone through the motions of getting whipped up about this shit and its pointless now.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (0jZnq)

180

"For $18,000 per from Uncle Sugar, you bet they do!"

- - Hospitals
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (s2VJv)


A friend was sick and waited a couple days before going in to get checked. He tested positive for the 2003 SARS version of this shit. They transported him to the hospital via ambulance where he was put in the isolation unit for 24 hours.

No one EVER asked him anything about money. He told them in the beginning he had no insurance. They didn't care. They get paid by the government. They just treat. He never got a visit in the ER or at the hospital in his room by the finance managers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

181 I think we all need to self identify as California Condors. PROTECTED SPECIES. HANDS OFF.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 28, 2021 05:42 PM (T9qH/)
.........

We are all Delta Smelt

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

182 Most gyms don't have bags to hit. Super stupid...but im use to it.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (ptq0O)

183 That's the joy of unbased comparatives: you can scare people with them until someone like you (or me) provides the denominator, and puts the whole situation in perspective. Well done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I believe "How to Lie with Statistics" is still in print.

Not part of Common Core, obviously.

Posted by: Statistically Valid Miklos at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (QzkSJ)

184 And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM


Sooner or later
The mask is gonna get'cha
Sooner or later
The kink will be revealed
The kink will be revealed

It's just a matter of time...

Posted by: The Grass Roofs at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)

185
Reminder: this is same lying, braying jackass who said he was going to, not try to, but going to Cure Cancer.

Cancer? This biden fuck can't even end the chinese bat flu.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (Pe17D)

186 Can somebody tell me what the deal with a poster nicked calm mentor is?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 05:40 PM (eJn7u)

I don't know all the facts there.
He was around quite a bit, I spoke to him a bit off the blog. Seemed to be having hard times with health and job. He also had a gofundme or some such, back when links to such were allowed here. I don't think it pulled in much cash, but it did pull some.

He got pestered pretty hard in comments, don't recall by whom.

I kinda got the impression he killed himself, he was talking along those lines now and then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (V6f9+)

187 There were only 15 reported covid deaths in LA County yesterday.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (xPl2J)


A close friend of mine - and a scientist, to boot - is a nervous Nellie about Covid, and breathlessly told me statistics like that.

I responded as Mark1971 did:

101 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

188

He who smelt 'em, delt 'em...

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (AFSPU)

189 That's a bloomberg link and globowarm p0rn heavy but the original China messaging wasn't all climate fear porn and indicative of the chicoms admitting their infrastructure sucks and is not ready for natural disaster risks. They've had bad flooding the past two months and admitting problems spooked finance people.
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I sure do wish someone would send a team in to blow that big dam. Knock the chip off their shoulder for awhile.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (+ya+t)

190 Here is the thing, of you are going to blow a load in somebody's mouth, you are both going to be happier if you maintain the fictin that you are not going to blow a load in their mouth intentinally.

it is just courtesy


her: oh my gosh I cannot believer you did that again

steve: I know!

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (utMrO)

191 Old and busted: 15 days to flatten the curve
That new hotness: just a couple of weeks

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (p40Pc)

192
Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

193 158 And makes me want to beat a dead horse naked JackStraw.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM).

Named. NAMED!!!

Damn you autocorrect!
Posted by: blaster

---------

Never trust autocorrect. Sometimes it is your worst enema.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (l2max)

194 What Lord Squirrel said, as I have been saying. Show me any science supporting mask efficacy. Any.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 28, 2021 05:43 PM

It's adorable that you think this is about public health.

Posted by: Your Leftist Overlords at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (rBtIz)

195
Show me just ONE peer-reviewed scientific article and if I can't tear it apart (with my own articles as well as my ability to shred English), then maybe I'll concede the argument.

Until then, go fuck yourself sideways with a rusty chainsaw, you bitch!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 28, 2021 05:32 PM (K5n5d)

Hang on...we'll write up and publish any crap you want!

Posted by: The Lancet, complicit since day 1 in the Scamdemic at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (l0Cy4)

196 Heck I was surprised when they allowed people to not wear the mask. I knew that was a mistake by someone who just wasn't on board with the program.

Funny how the places who didn't mask up or lock down have fewer cases and/or fewer deaths.

And this is not just in the US. It's all over the world that this is happening.

And to balance that, the people who got the VAX are more likely to be producing the mutations because they can support the growth of the virus and not get sick. And this has been shown all over the world also. Such as India and Israel.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (wb4G5)

197 If you have been paying attention to Texas and Oklahoma moving to the SEC out of the blue to form a Super Conference that makes more money than the NCAA, this will kinda be like how Secession shakes out.
Sounds silly but College Football is as tribal as it gets in America outside ethnic and religious groups. Hell, College Football helps to unite those different tribes.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:46 PM (EdhaB)


Texas and OU will become just like A&M, where they win nothing, ever again. They'll never have a shot at the national title again, especially as long as Saban is the HC at Alabama.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Just, you know, the tip.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (SDdx5)

199 There were only 15 reported covid deaths in LA County yesterday.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:47 PM (xPl2J)
........

somebody sneezed on 101 and there was a 20 car pile up.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

200 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)
-----------

She was running down a hallway and the tag end caught a doorknob.

Tragic, really.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (l2max)

201 185
Reminder: this is same lying, braying jackass who said he was going to, not try to, but going to Cure Cancer.

Cancer? This biden fuck can't even end the chinese bat flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (Pe17D)


Joey Bivalve couldn't cure a ham.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:53 PM (s2VJv)

202 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Yo Sponge! Chevelle tix go on sale tomorrow morning for the Sep 12 show here in MD. Only $34 plus fees. Quite a nice price!

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 05:53 PM (mZUr4)

203 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
Posted by: J.J.


chaturbate with lois lrner

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 28, 2021 05:54 PM (utMrO)

204
Yo Sponge! Chevelle tix go on sale tomorrow morning for the Sep 12 show here in MD. Only $34 plus fees. Quite a nice price!
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 05:53 PM (mZUr4)



Nice..... And yeah, that's a pretty good price for a show nowadays.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Reminder: this is same lying, braying jackass who said he was going to, not try to, but going to Cure Cancer.
====

Let's play the old game "if a Republican had said this..."

They would be excoriated 24/7 on tv, etc. for being cruel, offering false hope, etc.

I hate these mf'ers sooooooo much.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (iydjf)

206 Yo Sponge! Chevelle tix go on sale tomorrow morning for the Sep 12 show here in MD. Only $34 plus fees. Quite a nice price!
Posted by: Doof

Chevelle?

I could buy an entire AMC/Renault Alliance for that. Convertible even.

Posted by: Mobile Miklos at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)

207 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

Good question!

Last I heard she and Seka have a DP video coming out.

Birx/Seka DP Boogaloo: Room For Two And A Mask For You.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (R/m4+)

208 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)


Fauci deemed her 'honing in on his action' and she became expendable.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

209 How can you tell Rachel Walensky from Rachel Corrie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (htTIe)

210 The term is "ex cathedra"
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at July 28, 2021 05:41 PM (QzkSJ)

More like "absence of intelligence."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 28, 2021 05:56 PM (SDdx5)

211 Texas and OU will become just like AM, where they win nothing, ever
again. They'll never have a shot at the national title again,
especially as long as Saban is the HC at Alabama.


Neither will anybody else. My Beloved Crimson Tide marched right through the nation's toughest conference undefeated last season to put Coach Nick Saban's name in the record books yet another time. Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 05:56 PM (HaL55)

212 Reminder: this is same lying, braying jackass who said he was going to, not try to, but going to Cure Cancer.
====


They will NEVER cure cancer. The treatments are way too revenue generating.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Fauci ex catheter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2021 05:56 PM (htTIe)

214

Corrie is thinner....

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 28, 2021 05:56 PM (AFSPU)

215 Bird is at her resort home drawing two full pensions and not giving a shit about you.

Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (mbFEM)

216 Joey Bivalve couldn't cure a ham.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Wouldn't trust him to apply my eye liner

Posted by: Robert Smith at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (QzkSJ)

217 A close friend of mine - and a scientist, to boot - is a nervous Nellie about Covid, and breathlessly told me statistics like that.
I responded as Mark1971 did:
101 Los Angeles County is getting about 2000 new cases per day. About 800 currently hospitalized. The county has 10 million people.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (YqDXo)


I think that in the case of a lot of health workers, they're too close. They can't see the forest for the trees. And I get it. You have a 23 year old kid come in, perfectly healthy otherwise, and dies horribly from respiratory failure. My buddy works ICU, and he sees it all. But the covid has him scared shitless. Of course, he's worried about his family, and I'm all out of those.

But I will start siting specs when people calm down - I get worried when I hear these young guys getting anxious to jab their kids. And they *will* if the FDA passes this stuff.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (wAnMi)

218
Nice..... And yeah, that's a pretty good price for a show nowadays.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM


speaking of shows, Sponge, when does your tour take you to the land of pence (spit)?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (DUIap)

219 Wanna stop the surge? Stop allowing infected illegals to enter the country. Force THEM to get vaccinated.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (YynYJ)

220 Nice..... And yeah, that's a pretty good price for a show nowadays.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Indeed. Last time I got concert tickets for that price was probably Cake in 2002!

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (mZUr4)

221 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 28, 2021 05:51 PM

Tragic kiln accident.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (rBtIz)

222 Heard last week that Sweden had something like zero deaths from the virus recently over a 7-Day period. Herd immunity, how does it work? [Not from a giant clinical trial -- now becoming mandatory -- of experimental "vaccinations" ...]
Posted by: ShainS

It's becoming less severe and lethal without a doubt.
I remember when it first started and one guy from Atlanta travelled to New York then back to Atlanta then to South Georgia. He spread it everywhere causing the local hospital to be over run. He died and took out a dozen or 2.
The OG version out of China was bad. But most viruses like to evolve to more transmissible and less severe and lethal.
The idea you could even vax for a corona virus or influenza virus has to be one of the most malicious medical grifts ever.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (EdhaB)

223 Dolly Parton sings

Here You Come Again: COVID Redux
♵ ♪ ♵ ♪
Here you come again
Looking better than a virus has a right to
You waltz right in the door
Just like you've done before
And wrap my heart 'round your little finger

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (Xwt96)

224 MAYBELLINE SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (Xcwpu)

225 Birx. Not bird.

Autocorrect has it in for me today.

Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (mbFEM)

226
The cockamamie "Vice President's Cancer Moonshot" commenced in January 2016, and it went where most of Elon Musk's rockets went: Nowhere.

"If I'm elected [or steal the election] we're going to cure cancer (in my first term)."
-biden-the-invalid,
June 2019

"I want you to know that once we beat COVID, we're gonna do everything we can to end cancer as we know it,"
-biden, February 2021

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (Pe17D)

227 Wouldn't trust him to apply my eye liner
Posted by: Robert Smith at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (QzkSJ)


Ok, I larfed and everybody looked at me. Time to go home.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (wAnMi)

228 Birx decided to retire after the news that she broke the rules and had a large Thanksgiving gathering with her family.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (xPl2J)

229
speaking of shows, Sponge, when does your tour take you to the land of pence (spit)?
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (DUIap)


2nd week of November.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Remember only Robert Smith can save us from Mecha Barbara Streisand

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2021 05:59 PM (htTIe)

231 I think covid is more serious than typical flus.
I have no ideer how safe the vaccines are. FNM and CDC have been pushing them HARD so I've been avoiding just cuz the FNM and CDC have a track record of pushing things that harm normal americans, but I haven't researched for myself.

I think its medical malpractice on a high level that people who get tested and confirmed to have covid don't get HCQ or ivermectin and told to self monitor and get to a hospital if that aint working instead of just being told "rest and fluids, come in if you turn blue" Not all the deaths and serious long term impairment of lung function are elderly, or very obese people.

Also if the government gave a damn about minorities they would hand out vitamin D to "POC" who cannot make as much normally with some sunlight exposure and have PSAs about getting more vitamin D, getting your vitamin D levels tested and so on. That would improve minority health generally unless they grossly overdid the vit. D dosages.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 28, 2021 05:59 PM (Aashi)

232 The virus panic is a Godsend for the crooks, it can be used however they like.

Posted by: davidt at July 28, 2021 05:59 PM (am54q)

233 Dolly Parton sings

Here You Come Again: COVID Redux

Here you come again
Looking better than a virus has a right to
You waltz right in the door
Just like you've done before
And wrap my heart 'round your little finger
Posted by: Muldoon


"Don't come."
-- kam harris

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 05:59 PM (Pe17D)

234
Indeed. Last time I got concert tickets for that price was probably Cake in 2002!
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 05:57 PM (mZUr4)


Cake?

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/M3jotQNcoOE

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

235
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM

noted

we'll have words between now and then

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (DUIap)

236 The Cake is a lie - GladOS

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (htTIe)

237 Okay help me out here:
1) the Delta variant isn't more deadly, just more infectious.
2) people infected by it develop natural immunity.
3) people infected by it are overwhelming the unvaccinated.
4) I am vaccinated that therefore face little if any risk.
5) Don't I *ahem* WANT unvaccinated people to get infected as fast as possible? I mean, the more that are infected, the faster we get to herd immunity, as defined by vaccinated + infected and recovered.

????

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (+DS2f)

238 He got pestered pretty hard in comments, don't recall by whom.

I kinda got the impression he killed himself, he was talking along those lines now and then.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 05:50 PM (V6f9+)

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (gVDpb)

239 MAYBELLINE SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 28, 2021 05:58 PM (Xcwpu)


And the Secret Service wiped up afterwards!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

240 Dr. Brix was our hero. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 28, 2021 06:01 PM (W4eKo)

241 Is Marvel doing this new COVID reboot?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 06:01 PM (Xwt96)

242
noted

we'll have words between now and then
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (DUIap)


Excellent.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Corrie needs a table cloth for a mask?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 06:01 PM (wb4G5)

244 COVID: The Next Generation vs. COVID: The Original Series

Discuss

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (Xwt96)

245 34 Will the next variant be foxtrot


Echo.

lambda

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

246 >>> She was running down a hallway and the tag end caught a doorknob.

Tragic, really.
Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 05:52 PM (l2max)


I have a bunch of cheap reebok workout t-shirts I got from sams. I just wanted something light and cheap and picked up a mess of them. They have little pocket things on the left side for putting in an iPod or some small digital music player that no one owns anymore.

The pockets open to the front. I don't know how many times I've walked quick by a closed door, caught the pocket on the knob, and done a 90deg turn face-first into a wall. A dozen times probably.

I imagine it's hilarious for someone to watch.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (20dZh)

247 They are beginning to worry because the non-vax is leaky and leading to the vaccinated to be super spreaders. Sure it doesn't hit them as hard by that is actually bad. The disease lasts longer, mutates more, and person becomes a COVID Karen.

We've known about this happening since the 70's which is why vaccine trials have to demonstrate that the vaccine doesn't leak.

Posted by: WiNO at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (EpDzw)

248 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
-----------
If you look real close in the Toobin video she's sitting with her leg slung over the arm of a chair in the background.

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (+ya+t)

249
I imagine it's hilarious for someone to watch.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (20dZh)



There's a definition of insanity in there somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

250 I imagine it's hilarious for someone to watch.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (20dZh)
-----------

It's hilarious to read about too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (2SdPm)

251 MAKE ME

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (wGqjj)

252

My anus, it burns with nuclear fire!

Posted by: Hans Brix at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (AFSPU)

253 Cake?

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/M3jotQNcoOE
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------------------

Wasn't expecting that

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)

254 Wasn't expecting that
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)
----------

That's what they all say.

Posted by: the otters at July 28, 2021 06:04 PM (2SdPm)

255
I was just thinking about Calm Mentor the other day.
I genuinely felt sorry for the man. He was so desperate he had to run a con, and devote much of his day to the con. I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (Pe17D)

256 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

The five sided puzzle palace on the Potomac is going to combat 'food insecurity' in the ranks.

Great, that is all we need. Everyone looking like LTC Bearclaw Vindaloomon

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (htTIe)

257 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Imagine College Baseball with them tho.
Also, I think it's it's interesting how things are falling along regional tribal lines in America. I think the BIG10 and ACC will be forced to absorb some B12 teams. The PAC will become weak.
Notice how the NE is being frozen out naturally tho. That's what I find interesting.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (EdhaB)

258 248 Whatever happened to Birx the scarf broad?
-----------
-----------

She's a rainmaker for some TX pharmaceutical company.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (gVDpb)

259 Can we just get rid of NIOSH now? I mean, why rate masks for efficacy if it's all ignored?

***

I can't wait to see all of the asbestos-like lung cancers developing in 10 years from people wearingdisposable one-use masks for 8 hours a day for months at a time.

You know those things are shedding fibers like a mofo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (2EtZ0)

260 Remember only Robert Smith can save us from Mecha Barbara Streisand
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2021 05:59 PM (htTIe)


Robert Smith now looks like the crazy old cat lady who's always down on the corner 3rd and E St. James screaming about cheese on tuna sandwiches and open windows.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

261 "I want you to know that once we beat COVID, we're gonna do everything we can to end cancer as we know it,"

Interestingly, Moderna's approach to beating cancer was to tailor bespoke mRNA treatments to each person's particular case.

I'm not sure how one would ever get such a custom Cancer cure through the FDA process, so when I heard that Trump's Vaccine was mRNA based, the first thought was this was a regulatory end-run by getting mRNA fast-tracked in the form of a "vaccine" and quickly have public trials.

Of course, the Left would fuck that all to hell, like everything else, and turn a miracle cancer treatment into a genocidal Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (pwSz+)

262 ---------------------------

Wasn't expecting that
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)


Don't eat all my cake.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Well, I should have known: Masks, another government idea that, if it first it doesn't succeed, double down and throw even more money at it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 06:06 PM (2SdPm)

264 228 Birx decided to retire after the news that she broke the rules and had a large Thanksgiving gathering with her family.
large thanksgiving is best thanksgiving

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 06:06 PM (v3pYe)

265 "...more vaccinations could halt rising coronavirus cases..."

I do believe the new hysteria is a psyops designed to get more people vaccinated. Oh yes, I do. Probably its main purpose. The serfs aren't cooperating. Time for round 2 with an emphasis on the unvaccinated.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2021 06:06 PM (O+I8R)

266 If Rachel Corrie tested positive for COVID she could be counted as a case in each of three adjacent counties.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 06:06 PM (Xwt96)

267 I can't wait to see all of the asbestos-like lung cancers developing in 10 years from people wearingdisposable one-use masks for 8 hours a day for months at a time.

You know those things are shedding fibers like a mofo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (2EtZ0)


Not to mention the bacteria and mold spores from being worn too long and too often.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:06 PM (wAnMi)

268
A lot of the stuff Calm Mentor told us was probably true. I did believe he lived in a motel and spent most of his money on rent, butts, and booze, perhaps just waiting for some good luck. I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (Pe17D)

269 D she could be counted as a case in each of three adjacent counties.

******

...from Boulder to Birmingham

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (Xwt96)

270 263 Well, I should have known: Masks, another government idea that, if it
first it doesn't succeed, double down and throw even more money at it.

triple masking > double masking

Posted by: Up Next at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (v3pYe)

271 Two weeks.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Just the tip I promise.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (xT8SI)

272
Wasn't expecting that
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)


Better?

https://tinyurl.com/wn3apwbv

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

273 COVID: The Next Generation vs. COVID: The Original Series

Discuss
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (Xwt96)

--------------

Markie Post is hotter than Grace Lee Whitney.

Fight me if you must, but you know deep down I'm right.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (l2max)

274 I see anyone lurching down the street mask or no mask, I'm going home and locking the doors and loading all my magazines and hiding in a closet.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 06:08 PM (wb4G5)

275 I think the bullshit of bullshitiest moments of the Scamdemic was when the CDC enthusiastically reported that race riots were good for everybody's health, and to please go out and do them.

If people didn't figure it out by then, then fuckin' shame on them.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 06:08 PM (0ZwN7)

276
Incidentally, you know who has made mega Billions off this pandemic hysteria?

Fucking Amazon.
And Amazon, like china, has tremendous influence on Congress and the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:08 PM (Pe17D)

277 This is just one great big exercise in compliance.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (II3Gr)

278 >>> There's a definition of insanity in there somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm cheap and not going to buy new shirts just because I put my face through plasterboard a few times. Ok not that bad, but I am cheap. I guess I could cut the pockets off but I'm lazy and cheap.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (20dZh)

279 Well, I should have known: Masks, another government
idea that, if it first it doesn't succeed, double down and throw even
more money at it.Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 06:06 PM (2SdPm)

I knew I should have invested in mask factories early on, BUT they were all in Chy-Nah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (hOUT3)

280 I think Calm Mentor got pounded by someone for supposedly running "GoFundMe" fraud and then he left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (k39e/)

281 No one EVER asked him anything about money. He told them in the beginning he had no insurance. They didn't care. They get paid by the government. They just treat. He never got a visit in the ER or at the hospital in his room by the finance managers.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

**

Pretty easy to choose whether or not you agree to COVID as the cause of death when you have to choose between a $65K bill for your elderly family member dying of heart disease or a $0 bill for dying of the COVIDs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (2EtZ0)

282 Anyone hknow the podcast Fresh&Fit? I stumbled on some clips on YiuTube and those guys are funny. Red pill meets pickup artist meets Miami ghetto.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (xT8SI)

283 think the bullshit of bullshitiest moments of the Scamdemic was when the CDC enthusiastically reported that race riots were good for everybody's health, and to please go out and do them.
====

Let us not forget the John Lewis funeral where the assholes were packed in like sardines, maskless.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (iydjf)

284 Leaks? My butt leaks, but it's been wiped.

Posted by: President Titty Twister at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

285 Of course, the Left would fuck that all to hell, like everything else, and turn a miracle cancer treatment into a genocidal Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 28, 2021 06:05 PM (pwSz+)

Is that Robert Frost? It fuckin' well should be.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (0ZwN7)

286 Cake?

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/M3jotQNcoOE
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------------------

Wasn't expecting that
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)



Yeah, same here. Was expecting something obscure from the actual band Cake. Like "Sad Songs and Waltzes". Or "Comanche".

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (mZUr4)

287 I think the bullshit of bullshitiest moments of the Scamdemic was when the CDC enthusiastically reported that race riots were good for everybody's health, and to please go out and do them.

If people didn't figure it out by then, then fuckin' shame on them.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 06:08 PM (0ZwN7)


I see that get posted every other day, along with the CDC saying that the 1/6 protest was a super spreader event. And damned if 90% of the idiots commenting can't figure out some way that actually makes sense.

Fucking SMOD, you lazy, teasing piece of shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (wAnMi)

288 278 >>> There's a definition of insanity in there somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm cheap and not going to buy new shirts just because I put my face through plasterboard a few times. Ok not that bad, but I am cheap. I guess I could cut the pockets off but I'm lazy and cheap.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (20dZh)

Could sew the pockets closed too. If you knew how to sew.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (z5Vrg)

289 Addendum: but forget a funeral for your loved one!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (iydjf)

290 This is just one great big exercise in compliance.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 06:09 PM (II3Gr)

Comrade Insom, we have a cure for your recalcitrant attitude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (hOUT3)

291 Two weeks.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Just the tip I promise.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (xT8SI)
........

I had a vasectomy. Really.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

292 This is just one great big exercise in compliance.

Yep. Pushing the fear envelope.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (W4eKo)

293 I see that get posted every other day, along with the CDC saying that the 1/6 protest was a super spreader event. And damned if 90% of the idiots commenting can't figure out some way that actually makes sense.

**

Remember when Sturgis was going to cost $43 billion in health care costs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (2EtZ0)

294 did believe he lived in a motel and spent most of his money on rent, butts, and booze

Hookers, crack, and booze for me, but yeah.

Posted by: Biden, Hunter at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (a3Q+t)

295 Better?

https://tinyurl.com/wn3apwbv
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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I have an aversion to silicone as a filler.
As a lubricant it's OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (gVDpb)

296 254 Wasn't expecting that
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)
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That's what they all say.
Posted by: the otters at July 28, 2021 06:04 PM (2SdPm)
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The truth. You speak it.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (l2max)

297
I think the bullshit of bullshitiest moments of the Scamdemic was when the CDC enthusiastically reported that race riots were good for everybody's health, and to please go out and do them.

Posted by: ...


Yep. Good one.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (Pe17D)

298 Can't blame minorities for being true mask-believers. They know that the government is capable of spreading things like HIV and cocaine in their neighborhoods. Right?

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:12 PM (0OP+5)

299 Markie Post is hotter than Grace Lee Whitney.

This is known.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 06:13 PM (HaL55)

300 Can't blame minorities for being true mask-believers. They know that the government is capable of spreading things like HIV and cocaine in their neighborhoods. Right?
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:12 PM (0OP+5)

**

I won't lie, the last two years have made me a bit more uncertain about quite a few things that have happened in this country. Up to and including 9/11.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:13 PM (2EtZ0)

301 Remember that wedding in Maine that supposedly caused 250 cases in several states. Nobody ever followed up on that since it would be a pretty big story. Which means it was all bullshit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 06:13 PM (xT8SI)

302 Cake?
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/M3jotQNcoOE
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wasn't expecting that
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:03 PM (gVDpb)
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Yeah, same here. Was expecting something obscure from the actual band Cake. Like "Sad Songs and Waltzes". Or "Comanche".
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (mZUr4)


LOL, been like 22 years since I heard that. I did like Pigeonwingsmadeofplastic though.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:13 PM (wAnMi)

303 https://tinyurl.com/wn3apwbv
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Definitely my kind of cake!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:14 PM (hOUT3)

304 I've got the passenger seat of my car covered in masks. I put them there so the heat of the sun and the ultraviolet will autoclave them for their next use.

I don't go out much anyway so they get at least a couple days in the sun and heat so they should be nice and sterile when it's time to go out.

Unless of course those lil bugger are mutating into some super bug. Hopefully I'm immune from wearing them over the months.

There's a reason why black masks are the most popular.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 06:14 PM (wb4G5)

305 This here Thread is replete with exactly the kind of misinformation we're warning about!

Posted by: Jen Psaki, Interlocutus of the Republic at July 28, 2021 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

306
I have an aversion to silicone as a filler.
As a lubricant it's OK.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (gVDpb)



Noted.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

307 I wish ace would put up a post about the various queens of woke who are hilariously mucking up their planned Olympic mega-fame.

It's really amazing.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:15 PM (AwPyG)

308 The free states should declare that anyone wearing a mask is a probably cause for a felony stop.

Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2021 06:15 PM (9OWV6)

309 I get quite randy with all of this super spreading talk.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (W4eKo)

310 Remember when Sturgis was going to cost $43 billion in health care costs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:11 PM (2EtZ0)


Maybe they forget a lot of those guys were wearing masks before it was cool. And do-rags.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (wAnMi)

311 Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:12 PM (0OP+5)

If they haven't learned to trust their betters by now...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (hOUT3)

312 The Cake is a Lie is a great meme; I'm disappointed that it applies to real life now.

It makes me wonder which level of experiment we are in in GLADoS-Biden land.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (ohOLP)

313 BB: CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You're Outside The Car

https://bit.ly/3j2MWbT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

314 Moron Robbie @ 300- I had this same conversation with hogmartin, lately I've gone (sorta) from believing no conspiracy theory was true to believing a lot are true. Especially about the government.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (0OP+5)

315
LOL, been like 22 years since I heard that. I did like Pigeonwingsmadeofplastic though.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:13 PM (wAnMi)


It always amazed me they never made it big. They were PERFECT for radio. The hit hard and fast, beat the shit out of you for 3 minutes, then were gone.

I miss them. They were good.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

316 I dunno, I think the administration is frustrated because minorities are NOT mask-believers, or vaccine believers.

Having had a head start in not trusting the government.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:17 PM (AwPyG)

317 OT, did anybody see the picture of the capitol hill cop testifying today - with a giant spiderweb neck tattoo?

Seems legit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (wAnMi)

318 Remember when Sturgis was going to cost $43 billion in health care costs?
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Remember the antifa guys the cops had to protect from the bikers? lol

Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (+ya+t)

319 notice the shift from legislation to the administrative state now to groups like ADL, ACLU, SPLC, Big Finance and Big Capital and NGOs having the most power over who has Rights and privileges and who doesn't.
We are literally occupied and people know it either consciously or on a subconscious level. They are fleeing from where these groups are and want nothing to do where they weld power.

How will the few continue to impose their will on the many. I don't believe they can without more outside help and that outside help will not be helping them.

When people say nothing is happening, it is.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (EdhaB)

320 305 This here Thread is replete with exactly the kind of misinformation we're warning about!
Posted by: Jen Psaki, Interlocutus of the Republic at July 28, 2021 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

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It's alright, Dolly. We've got their IP's.

Posted by: The NSA at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (l2max)

321 Moron Robbie @ 300- I had this same conversation with hogmartin, lately I've gone (sorta) from believing no conspiracy theory was true to believing a lot are true. Especially about the government.
===

And there is zero doubt in my mind that the infected were ordered into nursing homes just to get the death count up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (iydjf)

322 Masks, you want masks?
Here's masks and memories combined.

https://is.gd/uRtZgU

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (gVDpb)

323 I can't wait to see all of the asbestos-like lung cancers developing in 10 years from people wearingdisposable one-use masks for 8 hours a day for months at a time.


What? You don't trust the Chy-knees to look out for the West's long term health and sell high quality, medically safe and effective face-masks on the cheap?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (pwSz+)

324 >>> Could sew the pockets closed too. If you knew how to sew.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:10 PM (z5Vrg)

I thought about buttons but that requires me to look at my wife's long-suffering sewing machine that isn't working just to tell her, fuck if I know, and then buy her a new one. I think I'll finally do that this weekend. You've convinced me. (I can sew, just don't let anyone know, it's a secret, just you and me (taps finger to side of nose))

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (20dZh)

325 It always amazed me they never made it big. They were PERFECT for
radio. The hit hard and fast, beat the shit out of you for 3 minutes,
then were gone.


I wondered the same thing about Klaatu and later Jellyfish.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 06:19 PM (HaL55)

326
Here's another Tell of when we knew the pandemic was mostly bullshit:

When Youtube and Twitter were banning/deleting people for quoting, for Quoting contradictory statements from the "experts."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:20 PM (Pe17D)

327 I can't wait to see all of the asbestos-like lung cancers developing in 10 years from people wearingdisposable one-use masks for 8 hours a day for months at a time.

I'm glad i never wore one over my nose

Posted by: Wilco at July 28, 2021 06:20 PM (mR6Gs)

328 I think the Capitol Police gets their recruits from the TSA rejects.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 06:20 PM (wb4G5)

329 Moron Robbie @ 300- I had this same conversation with hogmartin, lately
I've gone (sorta) from believing no conspiracy theory was true to
believing a lot are true. Especially about the government.
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (0OP+5)


I have sort of had a recent epiphany about my government's intentions for my safety and well-being!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:20 PM (hOUT3)

330 Can't blame minorities for being true mask-believers. They know that the government is capable of spreading things like HIV and cocaine in their neighborhoods. Right?
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:12 PM (0OP+5)

Ummmmm.....Right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 06:20 PM (R/m4+)

331 317 OT, did anybody see the picture of the capitol hill cop testifying today - with a giant spiderweb neck tattoo?

Seems legit.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (wAnMi)
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Aww, c'mon. Didn't you ever watch Blind Spot?

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 06:20 PM (l2max)

332 @317

apparently the spider web tattoo is a prison thing.

And someone posted a pic of the guy waving the confederate flag on 1/6, and he looks remarkably like the spider web cop

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (AwPyG)

333 I think the administration is frustrated because minorities are NOT mask-believers, or vaccine believers.


Die hard MAGA Trump supporters.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (pwSz+)

334 I imagine it's hilarious for someone to watch.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:02 PM (20dZh)

...

I laughed just imagining it.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (ohOLP)

335
15 days to flatten the curve again, heh.

By that they mean 15 years, which some official in Iceland said the other day. Iceland is about the most vaccinated country in the world, with vaccine rates over 90%, 95% for the elderly, and 98% for health care workers.

And they are talking about masks and lockdowns and continuing these shit for 15 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (f1Vqw)

336 Will we be providing masks for all the illegal alien covid carriers that Uncle Cottonhead is stashing around the country?

Posted by: FatAlbert at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (uEauf)

337 Maine wedding Covid superspreader was a lie:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3905648/posts

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (k39e/)

338
I'll tell you right now: three weeks from now people will be banned/deleted from social media for posting this week's quotes of the "experts" and psaki.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (Pe17D)

339 I have sort of had a recent epiphany about my government's intentions for my safety and well-being!

A good way of putting it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (W4eKo)

340 When people say nothing is happening, it is.

That's not backwards at all...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

341 You've convinced me. (I can sew, just don't let anyone know, it's a secret, just you and me (taps finger to side of nose))
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (20dZh)

...

I think there are fabric glues too.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 06:22 PM (ohOLP)

342 Texas and OU will become just like AM, where they win nothing, ever
again. They'll never have a shot at the national title again,
especially as long as Saban is the HC at Alabama.


You will note that no one wants the U of H in their conference. There is a reason for that. In order to be dominant all the U of H has to do is recruit the talent in the Houston area. The only STATES that produce more football talent than the Houston area are California, Georgia, and Florida.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 28, 2021 06:23 PM (T9qH/)

343 Faucahontas campaigning to save Governor Brylcream's ass to "save our democracy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vWWUbuUjA

Between that and Kamala "Heels Up" Harris's endorsement, Brylcream may just be toast. He's at least worried.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

344 We had a wedding at our church in October of 2020. There were about 50 people there, I think. I didn't officiate at it but I attended. Nobody got Covid. Nobody got sick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 06:24 PM (k39e/)

345 >>> It makes me wonder which level of experiment we are in in GLADoS-Biden land.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (ohOLP)

Some bad news here, we're in Portal 2, going through ai-dummy Wheatley's test program. The cake is still a lie though.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:24 PM (20dZh)

346 @300 Moron Robbie-i was talking the other day to an acquaintance about shit like 9/11. You see what they did in the early nineties, Waco, ruby ridge and the shit they've been caught recently setting up, it definitely gets you thinking.
I dont believe the explosives BS with 9/11, but I believe they might have let what happened happen.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 06:24 PM (0jZnq)

347 Maybe they forget a lot of those guys were wearing masks before it was cool. And do-rags.
Posted by: clutch cargo

1/6 has taught me to mask up and leave the cell at home, the only mask I'm wearing henceforth will be to riot

Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2021 06:25 PM (9OWV6)

348 there's adhesive facing that sticks things together when you apply a hot iron.

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:25 PM (AwPyG)

349 317 OT, did anybody see the picture of the capitol hill cop testifying today - with a giant spiderweb neck tattoo?

Seems legit.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 06:18 PM (wAnMi)

Great, we've got Lolth worshipers in the capitol police.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:25 PM (z5Vrg)

350 And someone posted a pic of the guy waving the confederate flag on 1/6, and he looks remarkably like the spider web cop
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (AwPyG)

**

Well of course.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:25 PM (2EtZ0)

351 337 Maine wedding Covid superspreader was a lie:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3905648/posts
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (k39e/)
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Wow.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:26 PM (gVDpb)

352 335
15 days to flatten the curve again, heh.

By that they mean 15 years, which some official in Iceland said the other day. Iceland is about the most vaccinated country in the world, with vaccine rates over 90%, 95% for the elderly, and 98% for health care workers.

And they are talking about masks and lockdowns and continuing these shit for 15 years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 28, 2021 06:21 PM (f1Vqw)

Well they do have a reputation for being inbred.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:26 PM (z5Vrg)

353 I suggest Commissar Walensky and the rest of the Biden experts adopt some COVID riddled invaders, some mentally ill Tik-Tok-ers and invite Gavin Newsom's kids over for some maskless basketball.

Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2021 06:26 PM (hOMhY)

354 Blip

Posted by: Blip at July 28, 2021 06:26 PM (xPJvm)

355 I dont believe the explosives BS with 9/11, but I believe they might have let what happened happen.
Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 06:24 PM (0jZnq)

**

They needed it the same way they needed the "insurrection."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (2EtZ0)

356 A lot of the stuff Calm Mentor told us was probably true. I did believe he lived in a motel and spent most of his money on rent, butts, and booze, perhaps just waiting for some good luck. I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue

Calm Mentor's tales were inaccurate and untrue.

I checked

Posted by: Miklos, initially fooled at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

357 I knew something was amiss with Corona when YouTube began actively pursuing and deleting any and all postings of Plandemic.

That was the tic, the tell, the flinch for me.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (l2max)

358 I dont believe the explosives BS with 9/11, but I believe they might have let what happened happen.
Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 06:24 PM (0jZnq)

Or they led the terrorists on--I mean, they took flying lessons on TAKING OFF only , right? How is that allowed?--but missed when they did it.

And then that FBI big shot was in one of the tours and died?

Posted by: Wilco at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (mR6Gs)

359 >>> there's adhesive facing that sticks things together when you apply a hot iron.
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:25 PM (AwPyG)


Eventually, all solutions, to every problem, resolve to "slap a hot iron to it".

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (20dZh)

360 They needed it the same way they needed the "insurrection."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (2EtZ0)

I don't buy that.

If they wanted a causus belli, they could have got one a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Wilco at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (mR6Gs)

361 I will say with regard to 9 11 that I was amazed the count was only around 3000.

That alone seemed a little fishy, considering there are probably fifty thousand people there during a work day

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (AwPyG)

362 If you have ever had to be a part of a government exercise and then been told that you are under threat of imprisonment if you ever tell anyone about it (especially if things go wrong) you will never believe any stories or denial of stories by any government official ever again.

Once that cherry has been popped there's no going back. Sure some of the stuff people say is a bit wacky and some of it is.

Problem is to tell which is which. Just knowing some of it is true can really mess up your mind.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (wb4G5)

363 They needed it the same way they needed the "insurrection."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:27 PM (2EtZ0)

I don't buy that.

If they wanted a causus belli, they could have got one a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Wilco at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (mR6Gs)

***

Sure, but look at what it allowed them to do to the nation, PATRIOT.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (2EtZ0)

364 Interesting topic, was chatting with an old friend today who has a son in what some might call an elite military unit. He said his son had told him that if he ever called and said these exact words "Dad, Juan has a long mustachio!", that he should immediately throw the go bags in the truck and depart the area!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (hOUT3)

365 Alabama.

You will note that no one wants the U of H in their conference. There is a reason for that. In order to be dominant all the U of H has to do is recruit the talent in the Houston area. The only STATES that produce more football talent than the Houston area are California, Georgia, and Florida.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 28, 2021 06:23 PM (T9qH/)
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You are aware of who owns UH now?
And what happened to their ace quarterback and head coach when he bought the team?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:29 PM (gVDpb)

366
Calm Mentor's tales were inaccurate and untrue.

I checked
Posted by: Miklos


You seem highly intelligent and trustworthy, like an older gent in a tweed jacket with a British accent. So I'll defer to you on this matter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:29 PM (Pe17D)

367 Nood cute animals

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:29 PM (z5Vrg)

368 And they are talking about masks and lockdowns and continuing these shit for 15 years.
Posted by: publius

I need to max out my pension

Posted by: Big Tony Fauci, highest paid fraud in the entire US taxpayer funded government at July 28, 2021 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)

369 349 Great, we've got Lolth worshipers in the capitol police.
the us capitol police: putting the lol in lolth.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 06:30 PM (v3pYe)

370
Yeah, quoting the WHO and Fauci, verbatim, became "misinformation" on social media. That was/is bizarre.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:30 PM (Pe17D)

371 362 If you have ever had to be a part of a government exercise and then been told that you are under threat of imprisonment if you ever tell anyone about it (especially if things go wrong) you will never believe any stories or denial of stories by any government official ever again.

Once that cherry has been popped there's no going back. Sure some of the stuff people say is a bit wacky and some of it is.

Problem is to tell which is which. Just knowing some of it is true can really mess up your mind.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (wb4G5)

The trick is that real government conspiracies are often clusterfucky. So you look for the ones that are just retarded enough to be true.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 06:31 PM (z5Vrg)

372 Sure, but look at what it allowed them to do to the nation, PATRIOT.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (2EtZ0)

I don't know anymore.
All I know is i don't believe a lot of what I used to.

Bruce is an asshat, but he wrote a good line once in one of songs, "God have mercy on the man who doubts what he's sure of..."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 06:31 PM (mR6Gs)

373 real government conspiracies are often clusterfucky. So you look for the ones that are just retarded enough to be true.
Posted by: Red Turban
-

Like magic bullets?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 06:32 PM (gVDpb)

374 nood

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 06:32 PM (49Exr)

375 What's a U of H?

Seems like I would've heard of someone so dominant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:32 PM (2EtZ0)

376 Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 06:24 PM (0jZnq)

Janet Reno was a precursor test case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 28, 2021 06:32 PM (hOUT3)

377 How does one easily control a population? First, don't teach history in any meaningful sense. Then, make sure emotion supplants thought. After that, there needs to be plenty of different types of circuses available for distraction.

One all of the above are accomplished, it becomes much easier to sell "two weeks to flatten the curve" multiple times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 06:32 PM (2SdPm)

378 clutch cargo @ 317- That cop and all of the Washington City government want us to forget they murdered Ashli Babbitt. But that just ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (0OP+5)

379 real government conspiracies are often clusterfucky. So you look for the ones that are just retarded enough to be true.
Posted by: Red Turban

Also, has anyone ever wondered that "conspiracy theories" are spun and put out by Government agents?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (mR6Gs)

380 Faucahontas campaigning to save Governor Brylcream's ass to "save our democracy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vWWUbuUjA

Between that and Kamala "Heels Up" Harris's endorsement, Brylcream may just be toast. He's at least worried.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
.........

Every Californian will get a mail in ballot...

I SMELL A RAT

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

381 By my count, we are in day 498 of "Two weeks to flatten the curve". That's one year, four months, one week and six days. Or 71 weeks. .

Posted by: Fox2! at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (RGKqg)

382 Sheep will wear masks. Lock downs are on their way. For sure.

Posted by: The hell? at July 28, 2021 06:35 PM (l5R6/)

383 You will note that no one wants the U of H in their conference. There is a reason for that. In order to be dominant all the U of H has to do is recruit the talent in the Houston area. The only STATES that produce more football talent than the Houston area are California, Georgia, and Florida.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe

Do they go anywhere after highschool or fall back into their gang life during college and never reach their potential.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 06:35 PM (EdhaB)

384 That alone seemed a little fishy, considering there are probably fifty thousand people there during a work day
Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 06:28 PM (AwPyG)

----------------------
Lots of people had plenty of time to bug-out of the area, and they did so.

Posted by: reason at July 28, 2021 06:36 PM (V40IZ)

385
380 Faucahontas campaigning to save Governor Brylcream's ass to "save our democracy."


Isn't voting to remove him from office sort of democratic?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 06:37 PM (cSyAR)

386
Also, has anyone ever wondered that "conspiracy theories" are spun and put out by Government agents?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 06:33 PM (mR6Gs)


Nah.

Posted by: Q at July 28, 2021 06:38 PM (l0Cy4)

387
I won't lie, the last two years have made me a bit more uncertain about quite a few things that have happened in this country. Up to and including 9/11.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:13 PM (2EtZ0

Same here.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 28, 2021 06:39 PM (Fs5vw)

388 BB: CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You're Outside The Car
https://bit.ly/3j2MWbT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

Aha! Linking to Bab Bee is EXACTLY what an FBI undercover agent would do to throw people off!

Witch! Witch! We have a Witch here! BURN!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 06:39 PM (49Exr)

389 You seem highly intelligent and trustworthy, like an older gent in a tweed jacket with a British accent. So I'll defer to you on this matter.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 06:29 PM


I can fake a British accent.

Posted by: Dood wearing a "Vaccinated and Ready To F*ck" T-Shirt at July 28, 2021 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

390 The point about these tiny unelected few projecting their will onto others is that they can't enforce shit. Look at the black community who says fuck you we will do what we want to and they do.
What happens when that switch goes off when White People have had enough. People forget how violent White People are and successful at it once that switch is flipped.

The switch hasn't been flipped but there has been migration patterns for decades now to try and self segregate and fuckers won't leave us alone.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 28, 2021 06:40 PM (EdhaB)

391 You will note that no one wants the U of H in their conference. There is a reason for that. In order to be dominant all the U of H has to do is recruit the talent in the Houston area.


and play in the AAC.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

392
I think the administration is frustrated because minorities are NOT mask-believers, or vaccine believers.

It's funny because they never mention THOSE people when referring to the unvaccinated. It's only red state MAGAWHITES who are the problem.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2021 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

393 Aha! Linking to Bab Bee is EXACTLY what an FBI undercover agent would do to throw people off!

Witch! Witch! We have a Witch here! BURN!
Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 06:39 PM (49Exr)



Shouldn't you be getting ready for your midnight molotovs?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

394 Banana dream, you shouldn't need a machine to put on a button!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (EiPf6)

395 "Also, has anyone ever wondered that "conspiracy theories" are spun and put out by Government agents?"


my guess ... when some true conspiracy fact leaks out, they get out "in front of it" with some crazier spin/misdirection. But some people "know stuff" from insiders (are there any white hats still inside?) ... and it is so corrupt/seditious, some are compelled to get some facts out to the public.

But the waters are muddied enough that the general public is clueless, and speaking up too loudly gets FBI attention (poor Seth).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

396 Illini, I hope we get the truth about Seth someday.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (EiPf6)

397 >Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 06:16 PM (ohOLP)

What, you don't like it here in the Democrat Enrichment Center?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2021 06:45 PM (DXFDM)

398 308 The free states should declare that anyone wearing a mask is a probably cause for a felony stop.
Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2021 06:15 PM (9OWV6)

Alabama still has an anti-Klan masking law.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 28, 2021 06:46 PM (RGKqg)

399 Wow, I just looked at the AAC standings. Dominant U of H is firmly middle placed. They look like they're almost as good as... (checks charts) Memphis. Maybe even Tulsa.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:47 PM (2EtZ0)

400 Wait, sorry, not Tulsa. They actually won a lot of games.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 06:48 PM (2EtZ0)

401 Shouldn't you be getting ready for your midnight molotovs?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

Nah we're leading a Witch Hunt tonight. You in?

Look a this "Glowie" below. If someone else said this, *he* would be falsely accusing them of FedPosting as a White Supremacist:

"What happens when that switch goes off when White People have had enough. People forget how violent White People are and successful at it once that switch is flipped. The switch hasn't been flipped but there has been migration patterns for decades now to try and self segregate and fuckers won't leave us alone."

The hypocrisy among your crowd is just amazing.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 06:48 PM (49Exr)

402 I voted in my primary and the choices were awful. WA has a top 2 primary so there's never any choice. All designed to prevent change.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 28, 2021 06:48 PM (EiPf6)

403 You can kiss my fucking ass, Fen. You are welping like a guilty dog.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

404 "Also, has anyone ever wondered that 'conspiracy theories' are spun and put out by Government agents?"

I'm pretty sure we have Feds here falsely accusing innocents here of being Feds to stir up trouble.

Either that, or some very paranoid fanboys. Ace coins a new term ("glowie") and a few commenters start using it on other people here just to impress Ace with their "loyalty", without regard for the people they injure.

We're just NPCs to a paranoid clique of nitwits who think they are Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:00 PM (49Exr)

405 "You can kiss my fucking ass, Fen. You are welping like a guilty dog."
posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

Funny then how I am the only one who (politely) provides links to what I actually said, including the post #s, asking you to quote anything I said that backs up their claim.

5 times now. And every time, you and your crowd of witch hunters have declined. That's what you guys do - you pop into a thread, falsely accuse people without evidence , and then run away when asked to provide proof.

When you're ready to show some integrity, let me know.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:09 PM (49Exr)

406 "You can kiss my fucking ass, Fen. You are welping like a guilty dog."
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

And of course, using your own playbook, isn't that EXACTLY what a Fed would say to throw off suspicion?

Is that why guys do this? You're the actual Feds here, so you accuse randoms of being Feds without proof, to provide cover?

Do you see now how stupid your little game can get?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:12 PM (49Exr)

407 And right on cue, when confronted you bravely run away.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paranoid Witch Hunters at July 28, 2021 07:13 PM (49Exr)

408 Funny then how I am the only one who (politely) provides links to what I actually said, including the post #s, asking you to quote anything I said that backs up their claim.



What the fuck are you talking about?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

409 Whose claim?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

410 Whose claim????

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