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Mid-Morning Art Thread [Kris]
Shipwreck In The Desert
Carl Haag What I really like about this work is how Haag reinterprets a very popular theme of Romanticism—the shipwreck--with another very popular theme in the movement—Orientalism. The work is still tragic, but it is the use of opposites that make this painting work. Generally, art depicting shipwrecks are swirls of color, line, and form. The compositions are dramatic and chaotic. The palettes are cold. None of that is present here, yet the mood remains the same—it oozes distress and dread. The actual ship of the shipwreck is replaced by metaphor—the camel, the ship of the desert. It had met with some catastrophe and died. Its “sailor” is marooned, not on a deserted island, but in the middle of an actual desert. Vultures circle. Like the horizon of a blue/black ocean blends into the sky, so does this here. The color of the hot sky is similar to the yellow sand. The blurry, faded background implies the hot thermals rising from the land that create a sense of intense heat. The yellow palette reflects the heat of the sun and intensifies the aridness. The land is desolate and the man is stranded alone. This man is forced to try to make for civilization alone, carrying any provisions he can salvage himself. The going will be hard and slow, and it seems he will have little cover from the elements. The odds are not very good for this man, and he knows it. His pose is that of pleading for a miracle. The landscape is flat and vast. Spears, camel, landscape, clouds… all form strict horizontals. The man is the only vertical element in this work, and just like in any flat landscape, the vertical element will attract attention. Since his color matches his surroundings, his verticality allows him to be seen and dominate the painting. The viewer is meant to focus on him and his condition. The horizontals are also light in tone and light in weight. The painting floats. The solid vertical of the man and the intense drama anchor the piece.
His pose also mimics the vultures. The hopelessness of his situation is emphasized by the birds. In your mind’s eye, remove them. Without them, while still in a dire situation, his situation is more indefinite. Now reintroduce the vultures. Their presence, dark against a light sky is unavoidable. They weigh the work down and dampen the mood considerably. I find the imagery interesting here. Two of the greatest universal conflicts and opposites are represented—Man versus Nature, and Life versus Death.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 28, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 28, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 28, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:32 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 28, 2021 08:32 AM (Ea7/G)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:32 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Your writings help me to have a deeper understanding of art itself. And for that, I thank you.
Now...a stupid question.
Are there actual vultures deep into the the desert?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:33 AM (3D/fK)
Are we saying that's NOT intentional?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 28, 2021 08:34 AM (5ieoM)
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 08:34 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 08:34 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (CoIuk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: dantesed at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 28, 2021 08:36 AM (Ea7/G)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2021 08:36 AM (45fpk)
Your writings help me to have a deeper understanding of art itself. And for that, I thank you.
Now...a stupid question.
Are there actual vultures deep into the the desert?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:33 AM (3D/fK)
Come to think of it, I don't actually know, so think of them as imagery to enhance the mood for now. Like a Greek chorus, perhaps?
Posted by: Kris at July 28, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: dantesed at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (88xKn)
Or the artist been hangin' out at the gym, IYKWIM.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (5ieoM)
I've been through the desert
On a camel with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (4I/2K)
Instead he's crying like a capital police bitch on Jan 6th.
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (S1hrL)
That poor camel needs to be fed and watered if your going for a ride.
Posted by: Kafiroon at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (tfWLB)
Posted by: 496 at July 28, 2021 08:37 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Kris at July 28, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)
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This makes the painting inaccurate to real life, therefore it is bad. Only strict realism is allowed in art.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dantesed at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (mht8P)
Lower right, part of the saddle(?) is a shape that washed up octopus with a tentacle wrapped around the saddle horn. I think it's some kind of water bag, but I wonder if it was intentionally rendered to make me think of an octopus?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (PiwSw)
Or they up and die on you. Usually at a bad time, or bad spot.
Hope he has AAA.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (3D/fK)
Dead Kennedys - an arthurian limerick
Seems our hero's in a bit of a spot
Why, just look at the beast that he bought
Though the salesman said, "Just trust us"
There's a bit of ironic justice
When you purchase from a Used Camel Lot!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:39 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 08:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BignJames at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: dantesed
Rifle and what appears to be a spear.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:39 AM (Xwt96)
I was trying to use the Camelot lyrics for a joke but could not get there.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:40 AM (AmeQT)
O, youthful hearts for gladness born,
Treat not this Arab lore with scorn!
To evil habits' earliest wile
Lend neither ear, no glance, nor smile.
Choke the dark fountain ere it flows,
Nor e'en admit the camel's nose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 08:38 AM (49Exr)
************
If that's the case then those birds aren't vultures... they're seagulls.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (NpAcC)
I don't know that I would hang this, but it is an interesting picture.
**goes to check more of artist's work**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (NpAcC)
flying fucking rats I hate seagulls
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:42 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:42 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Camel would have thrown him and then stomped his ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:42 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:43 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 08:43 AM (GZ+At)
Camel would have thrown him and then stomped his ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:42 AM (AmeQT)
________
Camels are nasty-ass beasts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:43 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 28, 2021 08:43 AM (JVCkA)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:43 AM (4I/2K)
Oh great. Now I'll have that stuck in my head all day.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
About like mules. They ain't gonna let you hurt them.
Kinda like me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (AmeQT)
My heart as light as a fairy
He fell bonked his head
And now he's quite dead
I shall eat him with dates and dry sherry
Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (5NkmN)
Not if the camel dropped a valve.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (3D/fK)
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Faulty blinkers are deadly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (6FeV1)
Are there actual vultures deep into the the desert?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:33 AM (3D/fK)
According to wiki (I know, I know), "Old World vultures include 16 living species native to Europe, Africa and Asia."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (mht8P)
Nice choice of art, and nice analysis Kris.
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (/1eYZ)
Nice choice of art, and nice analysis Kris.
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM (/1eYZ)
Camel Tow?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (6FeV1)
Joke is that the rifle is too long to properly shoot oneself.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Were they laden or unladen? It makes a difference.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*snort
Just re-watched that last month.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (AmeQT)
Not if the camel dropped a valve.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (3D/fK)
....but you blow ONE seal.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: scottst at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (nEDaf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (Ea7/G)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:43 AM (4I/2K)
Oh great. Now I'll have that stuck in my head all day.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 28, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk)
"1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS. . ."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (Ea7/G)
That was a GOAT
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)
About like mules. They ain't gonna let you hurt them.
__________
The Meanest Mule in the Marine Corps
https://youtu.be/_ymoXxVvi4E
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: scottst
That camel was their date for the quarter.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:47 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 08:48 AM (3D/fK)
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An Orientalist undoubtedly.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 08:49 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:49 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:45 AM
Technically, one-humpers aren't camels, they're Dromedaries. The two-humpers are camels (generally Bactrian camels).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 08:49 AM (a3Q+t)
"Boy... and I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*."
Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2021 08:49 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Cliff, dat you?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:50 AM (6WCwE)
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An Orientalist undoubtedly.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)
...
It's his orientation?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 08:50 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 08:46 AM (a3Q+t)
Mohammed Bojangles Mohammed
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 08:50 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2021 08:50 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: 496 at July 28, 2021 08:50 AM (VJsqe)
I was riding high as John Belushi
Upon my camel sat on my tushy
He died, curse my fate
For all I have on my plate
Is six months worth of dead camel sushi
Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2021 08:50 AM (5NkmN)
You reminded me of the greatest animal story IMHO.
The Marine horse Sergeant Reckless
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 08:51 AM (2DOZq)
, a decorated war horse who held official rank in the United States military, was a mare of Mongolian horse breeding. Out of a race horse dam, she was purchased in October 1952 for $250 from a Korean stableboy at the Seoul racetrack who needed money to buy an artificial leg for his sister.Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:52 AM (AmeQT)
*No, this question is not in regards to any sort of anatomical subject.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:52 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Let me guess. His sister's name was Peg?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:53 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (K2SnJ)
*No, this question is not in regards to any sort of anatomical subject.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:52 AM (20dZh)
It keeps the hot spears hot and the cold spears cold.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (YK4Qh)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (vuisn)
"He's a big ugly mammal and he's very, very hairy / All the sheiks know he's a swingin' dromedary, uh huh."
https://tinyurl.com/yzfazcv9
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (20dZh)
FU Ahab Musk!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Campbell 66 Express at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Just a side note
My Dad saw SGT Reckless during the actions at Outpost Vegas. No interactions with her but just couldn't believe what he was seeing while trying to keep his head down. iirc, Reckless also made a couple of amphib landings too.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (YK4Qh)
*No, this question is not in regards to any sort of anatomical subject.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 08:52 AM (20dZh)
It can also be used to clean ceiling fans.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (R/m4+)
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Incentives include having to wear mask whether you're vaxed or not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Kris at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (K2SnJ)
Feels like it has a wart, too.
Posted by: monica at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Let me guess. His sister's name was Peg?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 08:53 AM (AmeQT)
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Eileen.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (CAJOC)
https://tinyurl.com/5f3djze4
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)
ONLY RUGS CAN BE ORIENTAL!
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 08:57 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 08:57 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Kris at July 28, 2021 08:56 AM (OyyDO)
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Dust storms in the desert are no joke. I was living in the Phoenix are and got to experience one first hand. Amazing experience, and prefer it remain a "one of."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 08:57 AM (2SdPm)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/464284/
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 08:57 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (UuD2k)
Maybe the dude had covid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 28, 2021 08:58 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: BignJames at July 28, 2021 08:59 AM (AwYPR)
Maybe it's like why hockey sticks have a big butt-end -- so the players can pick the up off the ice more easily?
Or it cleans the wound of its victim as it passes through his gut?
Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2021 08:59 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 08:54 AM (vuisn)
Ishtar is an anagram for ratshit
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 08:59 AM (YK4Qh)
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Kaiju66 at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (NzURT)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Let me guess. His sister's name was Peg?
Posted by: rickb223
Eileen.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 08:41 AM (UuD2k)
Maybe the dude had covid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 28, 2021 08:58 AM (IUd0M)
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That's Joe Camel. Succumbed to the lung rot.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 08:55 AM (2JVJo)
"He brought that camel to a screeching halt
At the rear of Fatima's tent and jumped off Clyde"
https://youtu.be/ZNigDOHz4j0
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:01 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (UHVv4)
And this painting is the result?
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:01 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)
Whatever rioting and mayhem that occurred was solely the fault of PLANTED ANTIFA/BLM OPERATIVES dressed in MAGA attire, working at the behest of the Democrat Party and with the knowledge and even assistance of the Capitol Police up to and including its chief and DC mayor Muriel Bowser, and quite possibly Schumer and Pelosi as well.
I do not see the FBI in the above, I think the above is incomplete. The FBI did bust the dupes in MI at a conveniant time for 202 elections tho
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:02 AM (bTQ72)
That is cool that he witnessed what I think is one of if not the greatest animal story ever.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 09:02 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:02 AM (yQpMk)
Most social media executives don't use social media themselves. They hire people to manage their accounts, because they find social media to be both too distracting and too great a liability. For their children, social media is strictly forbidden. Beyond that, they typically don't allow their children any unsupervised screen time at all, and screen time is strictly rationed. Television and computer use happens in a public area of the house, and TVs and computers are not allowed in children's bedrooms. They typically do not give their children cell phones.
Now compare that to what they tell *you* to do, and what you ought to allow your children to do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 09:02 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 28, 2021 09:03 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:03 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2021 09:03 AM (K2SnJ)
What is that reddish crablike thing in the lower right, next to his dual-horned saddle? Is that a water bottle or water skin?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:03 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at July 28, 2021 09:03 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 09:00 AM (CAJOC)
♫ He's Johnny Smoke, he's Johnny Smoke ♫
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (PiwSw)
"Now what am I going to fuck? We are also all out of jihad brides and 12-year-olds from Manchester!"
Posted by: Muslim Pervert at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (AFSPU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021
***
Ancient TV ad:
Mother Nature: "That's my sweet creamy butter."
Announcer: "No, Mother Nature. That's Parkay Margarine."
Mother Nature (scowling): "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature --!" (Crash of thunder, blast of lightning)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:06 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:06 AM (uUDKV)
Have you people of pallor never heard of the Desert Crab?
Posted by: Elizabeth 'RBF' Warren at July 28, 2021 09:06 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:06 AM (UHVv4)
But on another, it's brilliant because it seeks to absolve the Democrats of all the riots of 2020--as well as their anti-police rhetoric --by casting Trump supporters as dangerous insurrectionists while allowing the Democrats to solemnly pretend they are pro-police by lauding the Capitol Police , who are THEIR private police force.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:07 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Private Hicks el al bin ladin at July 28, 2021 09:08 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:06 AM (uUDKV)
But the ad really means, "Don't keep yourself up at night worrying....about BIDEN and his henchmen will do to you."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:08 AM (mR6Gs)
Let me say this about that:
42 WISATWP 13/x
The crowd approached the Capitol police and eventually just pushed past them to go up the main stairs and stopped at the top - they did not go in. Eventually, all 3 sets of stairs were swarmed and the balconies occupied. We saw someone try to smash a window, the cops and the crowd jumped on that guy. I have heard/read that he was antifa - could be, he was clearly not in sync with the crowd.
Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2021 07:57 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:08 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:08 AM (UHVv4)
The US Government
Remember when the Feds made poised booze and sold it during the Prohibition to punish rule breakers?
well, we are non vax'd rule breakers now
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:07 AM (mR6Gs)
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Out of curiosity, I clicked on one of the youtube videos carrying the cops testifying on how scared they were. I was surprised, because the comments were uniformly derisive toward the cop and the whole thing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (o2MD2)
But on another, it's brilliant because it seeks to absolve the Democrats of all the riots of 2020--as well as their anti-police rhetoric --by casting Trump supporters as dangerous insurrectionists while allowing the Democrats to solemnly pretend they are pro-police by lauding the Capitol Police , who are THEIR private police force.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:07 AM (mR6Gs)
Think anybody'll fall for it?
Posted by: BignJames at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Richard ibn Wazwani III, probably at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (ujXkL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (o2MD2)
Arabs were living in the desert before Islam. They were mostly pagan Moon-worshippers (get it?) and some tribes were actually Jewish.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (mR6Gs)
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Well, that explains modern comedy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (o2MD2)
Ishtar isn't actually that bad a movie despite its reputation. The problem is that it wants to be a Road picture, but Hoffman and Beatty not only have no chemistry, but neither have the training or experience to come off as seasoned song-and-dance men like Hope and Crosby.
That's the problem with Hollywood and why they are so insistent on recycling stale ideas; a modern reboot of a Road picture might be interesting, but you have no Hollywood team like Hope and Crosby, with decades of goodwill built up among a fairly homogenized American public.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (2JVJo)
guy's married with 2 kids
guy gets jab and dies from the jab
is the company liable ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (YK4Qh)
Death by exposure: Not yet.
...
In Heart of the Sea, the story of the Essex that was the inspiration for Moby Dick, Philbrick goes into quite a bit of detail about what happens to the human body before we die of dehydration. Short version: it's really, really terrible.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 09:11 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:06 AM (uUDKV)
How will a "vaccine" help me with worrying about how to prepare for hyperinflation in my dotage?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 28, 2021 09:11 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2021 09:11 AM (1Jm+u)
Think anybody'll fall for it?
Posted by: BignJames at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)
Anyone with half a brain? Of course not.
But we're not the intended audience for this particular circus.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:11 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Private Hicks el al bin ladin at July 28, 2021 09:08 AM (4I/2K)
It's a dry heat
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 09:11 AM (YK4Qh)
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:11 AM (0OP+5)
guy's married with 2 kids
guy gets jab and dies from the jab
is the company liable ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (YK4Qh)
Supposedly, yes.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2021 07:57 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:08 AM (mbFEM)
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There was a guy smashing a helmet into door windows, just before Ashli Babbit was shot. I believe it was John Sullivan, and he is antifa. He was definitely inciting the crowd, and, bonus, was interviewed by CNN later on in the evening.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (2SdPm)
And as usual, the dogshit GOP stands around with its thumb up its ass while clowns like Driscoll and Reynolds stroke each other off, insisting that 2022 will be an electoral bloodbath for the Dems.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Corporal Hicks at July 28, 2021 09:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Corporal Hicks at July 28, 2021 09:14 AM (4I/2K)
What's your question, private?
Posted by: Lt. Gorman at July 28, 2021 09:15 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:15 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2021 09:15 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (2JVJo)
It may be, but it won't be because the GOP deserves it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:15 AM (yQpMk)
Golly, the government that wants me silenced SURE is worried about my health.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:15 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 09:16 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: klaftern at July 28, 2021 09:16 AM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (2JVJo)
There's very few good comedy teams now. I think Farley and Spade were great together and the last best duo. Too bad about Farley. I don't see anyone from the US able to pull that off these days.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:16 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (3p5uk)
These assholes just don't get it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 09:16 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 09:09 AM (2SdPm)
I agree, it was horrific and funny at the same time to watch.
And seriously, is their a more disgusting POS in our government than Adam Schiff?
He is absolutely shameless, pretending to cry.
He is the ringmaster of every dog and pony show.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:16 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021
***
Once upon a time, say, in the '80s, Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd could have done such a Road-type film. But as you say, probably not now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP)
Did Ed Driscoll and Jim Treacher break up?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:17 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (2SdPm)
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He had a CNN producer with him, and a contract to sell the Ashli footage to them as well.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (2pCaU) at July 28, 2021 09:17 AM (bogXd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:17 AM (o2MD2)
Did Ed Driscoll and Jim Treacher break up?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:17 AM (49Exr)
_________
Treacher is the special-needs kid at PJ Media.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2021 09:18 AM (mht8P)
job used to be done and over in 10 minutes.
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:15 AM (0OP+5)
.45ACP 230 grain FMJ should work nicely on a mower.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 09:18 AM (Q9lwr)
He is absolutely shameless, pretending to cry.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:16 AM (mR6Gs)
Adam Sniff.
Posted by: BignJames at July 28, 2021 09:18 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021
***
I'm not "hesitant" about it at all. I ain't gonna do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:19 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: BignJames
On ABC this morning, a CP testified that people say Hell isn't real but he's seen it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:19 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:13 AM (2JVJo)
The GOPe is now playing prevent defense, thinking they have 2022 locked up, afraid to do anything that might screw that up.
Nothing is inevitable--even without Dominion.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:19 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I have Covid Vaccine It Ain't Happening.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:19 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 28, 2021 09:20 AM (Ez6QX)
show of hands of who gives a poop what George W Bush thinks today??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:20 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: BignJames
On ABC this morning, a CP testified that people say Hell isn't real but he's seen it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:19 AM (d9FiS)
Millions of the unwashed do nothing but stay glued to the TV all day long
Many eat this kind of shit up.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:20 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 09:20 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:20 AM (bTQ72)
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I dunno, I might be interested, but, only because the chance for mockery would be too tough to pass up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 09:21 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:20 AM (bTQ72)
Fuck him and his awful paintings.
First Class Piece of Shit, that one.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:21 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo)
I told Linda, "Afterward, we'll take a nice moonlight canter around the park, and I'll trim your hoofs."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:22 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:23 AM (JN3xP)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles.
At some points, it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored.
Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface.
Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye, these fish care more about what George Bush thinks than I do.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:23 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I've been on it for a few weeks. I'm pretty sure the bucking and pawing the dirt will pass.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 09:24 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:24 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:19 AM (d9FiS)
Yeah, right before Sam Neill in a furry viking hat says, "where we're going, we won't need eyes to see".
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:24 AM (20dZh)
I want those bastards to lose so badly that not one of them is left in the entire congress. Sadly, that won't happen - not only will we here be bombarded with insistent commetary that we must vote GOP to stop the Democrat gulags, but too many people will, even if they swear "not one dime, not one vote," will still pull the GOP lever, thinking in their misplaced innocence, that this time their vote will count.
I stand by my prediction that not one GOP asshole up for re-election will lose.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:25 AM (2JVJo)
Universal masking will be the order of the day for schools. And, you know, masks didn't actually work against the original strain so look for the teacher's unions to once again write policy for the CDC, and in-person school will be canceled again.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:25 AM (mbFEM)
First Class Piece of Shit, that one.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:21 AM (mR6Gs)
Maybe he'll do a show with Hunter, that other great artist? I think a lot of pol kids will suddenly show great promise as artists and models, like the homely Ella Emhoff with the cow tattoo? If Simone's GOAT is greatest of all time, I suppose emma's cow can be C*** of (the) Week
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:25 AM (ONvIw)
-Odgen Nash.<br>
It's not as good as the llama poem, but there it is.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM (rw/ga)
Especially loved the scene where the ship doctor was doing the weekly crab check on guys who hadn't bathed for 2 weeks.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Muslim Pervert at July 28, 2021 09:05 AM (AFSPU)
Daddy says you are a pervert and pedophile.
Thems big words for a 10 Year old!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM (RrqtM)
I told Linda, "Afterward, we'll take a nice moonlight canter around the park, and I'll trim your hoofs."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Figure out the dose for a 1200 lb horse.
Divide by your weight. Should give a close approximation.
1200/200= 6
1/6th of what you give a horse. If it was one teaspoon, 1/6th of that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:27 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:23 AM (AmeQT)
That was well done. Bravo.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:28 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:29 AM (B7NrI)
Why is it that seagulls cluster in groups in open shopping center parking lots? I used to see them in Denver, 1500 miles from the nearest ocean.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:29 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:29 AM (/XOcP)
French fries.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (JN3xP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (o2MD2)
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The GOPe doesn't give a fuck about winning or about you. They get paid either way. With your money.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (4wD3j)
It's pretty weird.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:31 AM (o2MD2)
guy's married with 2 kids
guy gets jab and dies from the jab
is the company liable ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (YK4Qh)
Unless the government waived some laws here, then yes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 09:31 AM (z5Vrg)
Maybe the point of the painting is this guy is near water and he's actually giving THANKS to God for saving him.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:31 AM (mR6Gs)
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Yes. He's likely just the median.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (4wD3j)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021
***
That's what got me started on this, but I couldn't recall her name. Yes, the syringe I bought, though in a different package, looks kind of like that one in the video she posted. I'll
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:29 AM (B7NrI)
The more I read Windswept House, the more I'm convinced it is, as Malachi said "faction" not fiction. It's shocking how many of the terms used by the villains are commonly used today for their agenda.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (4wD3j)
True, but their "clients" like it better when they are the majority.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:30 AM (JN3xP)
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I've yet to see anything that tells me that the Team Red/Team Blue dynamic is going to change anytime soon.
It will eventually, but with Trump staying on Team Red, the best opportunity to break the duality in American politics is dead. There will be few holdouts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:33 AM (0OP+5)
Straining a bit for the acronym, but full marks for creativity.
And Spicoli probably still thinks you're a dick. Just sayin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 09:33 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:33 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:24 AM (0OP+5)
That's the problem! The mower senses that you are undergunned!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 09:33 AM (Q9lwr)
is the company liable ?
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2021 09:10 AM (YK4Qh)
Unless the government waived some laws here, then yes.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 09:31 AM (z5Vrg)
Some org. OSHA I think, said yes the company is liable.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
I'm convinced things would be better if McConnell was out of the picture.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM
Pining for the wadis, as it were?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (m+jkK)
We also get a few wanna-be Witch Hunters who assume mod authority not given to them, playing their silly wack-a-FBI-mole game.
They falsely accuse you of FedPosting, and when you call them on it and (politely) ask them to provide quotes as proof, they run away. No integrity at all.
I get that people are angry about Feds playing dirty, but check for friendly fire and remember that you are dealing with real people here, not NPCs.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (mR6Gs)
Their clients are, in vast majorities, in bed with both sides. It's a scam and working stiffs are the marks.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (4wD3j)
.45ACP 230 grain FMJ should work nicely on a mower.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 09:18 AM
He's a Glock man.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
I'm convinced things would be better if McConnell was out of the picture.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (mR6Gs)
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Probably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Shakespean Spiccoli at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (ONvIw)
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Well, there's a lot of competition.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (d9FiS)
Humpty Dumpty - a limerick
In the desert with my pet Dromedary
Of a sudden he went sedentary
The undertaker said,
"Well, he's only half dead.
So we'll have to take him to the semi-tery
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (o2MD2)
Dog shit>>>>> McConnell
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (ONvIw)
He can eat the sandwhichisthere.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 08:35 AM (6WCwE)
If it gets too hot, he can cut a hole in the camel and crawl inside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (el4vy)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! I've seen desert like that. It has a beauty all it's own. The camels? Not so much, but talk about an animal made for that environment!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (RrqtM)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (49Exr)
That's exactly what a Fed would post!
(I'M JOKING!)
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:36 AM (mbFEM)
You DICK!
Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at July 28, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:37 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (
If there's one thing the GOP will never, ever run out of, it's self-dealing commie-curious hypercucks with a big appetite for strings of Chinese silver.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:37 AM (JN3xP)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2021 09:26 AM
Don't be surprised at an upcoming WeaselAcres Pet Store announcement, people.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:37 AM (JN3xP)
Mitt Romney
45s
This is about me, isn't it?
My God compels me.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (B7NrI)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:37 AM (AmeQT)
Wait, who is issuing Glocks now? I am not a Glock guy but I would take one if they gave it to me.
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (mbFEM)
Alas, I don't see how this response adds anything to the conversation.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (yQpMk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAgUICswZuY
Posted by: Mr. W at July 28, 2021 09:39 AM (Gd6Pr)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (B7NrI)
I bet. I despise the globalists even more now. Sad that the RC fell for the long march in such a fashion.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:39 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:39 AM (o2MD2)
I just read the amz blurb and the main plot of the book has already occurred.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Al-jo B'Iden at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (NUZ8W)
we need to vote for the same GOPe that voted 38 time to repeal Obamacare, but in the end never repealed it?
the same GOPe that did less than nothing to stop the Ds 2020 steal?
no thanks
winning is loosing
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (bTQ72)
@tomselliott
Fauci on the CDC's mask flip-flop: "The CDC hasn't really flip-flopped at all."
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Yeah, they're constant as the North Star.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:34 AM (49Exr)
What, are you on some kind of "integrity kick"?
https://youtu.be/Jfp7v3ZtPW8
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (mbFEM)
Not the people. The elites. Just like in secular politics.
We pray every night for the hierarchy to lead the faithful in a manner that would be pleasing to Our Lord and Our Lady.
God always gets the last word.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (DJFLF)
I just read the amz blurb and the main plot of the book has already occurred.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (DJFLF)
Yep, the Obamunists in the Church forced out Benedict to get their communist Frankie
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Al-jo B'Iden at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (NUZ8W)
My take is she caught the Covid, but they don't want to announce it because she probably wasn't vaccinated anyway--or she was and he catching it means the vax is shit.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (mR6Gs)
@tomselliott
Fauci on the CDC's mask flip-flop: "The CDC hasn't really flip-flopped at all."
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Yeah, they're constant as the North Star.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:40 AM (d9FiS)
That rich coming from Dr. Flip-Flop himself.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:37 AM (JN3xP)
I would sidebar this were I privileged with such things.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (4wD3j)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:41 AM (mR6Gs)
...
This is difficult to spin, therefore no one in the media will ask.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 09:42 AM (ohOLP)
.45ACP 230 grain FMJ should work nicely on a mower.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 09:18 AM
He's a Glock man.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (a3Q+t)
Glock 21, 30, 36, 41, and more
Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2021 09:42 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 09:43 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:43 AM (QnTgm)
LOL I've used the same line, no worries.
But yes, you're boxed in:
Keeping a low profile? Nice try Fed!
Keeping it light and non-political? Nice try Fed!
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:44 AM (49Exr)
He's a Glock man.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 09:35 AM (a3Q+t)
Is this true? We met a few years ago and I don't recall a plastic gun on your hip!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 09:44 AM (Q9lwr)
I suppose their are plenty of the people willing to buy in to it and get paid to do so (Catholic Charities, among many other faith groups, gets a lot of money to defy immigration law). And before you think I'm an anti Catholic, I am the first to call out my own kind on their acceptance of globalist, NWO, communist bullshit in their words and deeds.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
United States government organization May 13
Big news from the CDC: If you're fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask -- indoors or outdoors, in most settings.
We've gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:44 AM (UHVv4)
when was the last time VP kneepads was seen in public?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 09:44 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 09:45 AM (csEWM)
In a race to the finish, one of those would win by a nose, but I can't call it.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 09:47 AM (4wD3j)
Dear Lord, can I please catch a small break here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 09:45 AM (csEWM)
------------------------
God: Sure! *creates hairline fracture of the tibia*
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 09:47 AM (CAJOC)
She infiltrated around 1,100 communist agents into Catholic seminaries. Most of them, perhaps all, were homosexuals.
The Church, the West, is up against cunning, ruthless, bad guys who intend our end.
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:48 AM (B7NrI)
Fully vaccinated VP Harris is wearing a mask to tell people to get vaccinated because "nobody likes wearing a mask" even though the CDC is now advising vaccinated people to mask.
Imagine Mike Pence had done this. Imagine the hilarious SNL skit that would have followed.
https://twitter.com/KC__Holliday/status/
1420192142820102150
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 28, 2021 09:48 AM (UHVv4)
I will try not to be too despairing or ragey today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 09:48 AM (2JVJo)
SCIENCISM is so fucking beautiful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:49 AM (QnTgm)
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 09:50 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2021 09:50 AM (JN3xP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:50 AM (yQpMk)
What a selfish bitch, quitting on her team.
Her resting bitch face should have been a clue.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 28, 2021 09:50 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:38 AM (yQpMk)
The Witch Hunts are targeting innocent people. Some of the accusers are honest and simply have poor judgement. And some of the accusers are malicious and nursing a grudge.
Just like the Salem Witch Trials.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:51 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:48 AM (B7NrI)
She fell in with the teachers' unions, go figure.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (B6dqv)
In other words, the vaccinated are KILLING the unvaccinated, so the unvaccinated should get the vax--so they can kill too.
It's like Night of the Living Dead.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (mR6Gs)
Ian I know
for some reason I can't stop being pissed about this and the "She's a HERO!" nonsense the Left and all my friends and family are pushing the hell out of now
it's fine to say "give her a break"
but NOT FINE to say "what she did was actually heroic, haters!"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (gpKIi)
Posted by: Eromero at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (o2MD2)
The most amazing thing to learn is that apparently COVID is a night owl and likes to hang around bars and diners.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (QnTgm)
Her resting bitch face should have been a clue.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 28, 2021 09:50 AM (ufFY
From GOAT to goat, lol
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (d9FiS)
The mask theater proves they don't believe what they are saying, because if they were telling the truth they could keep it all straight.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:51 AM (49Exr)
Did you look at the posts?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (j9HX3)
Yes. This, exactly. Well put.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (gpKIi)
Delta Variant Can't Jump
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (Xwt96)
Kris did her usual excellent analysis of why this is such an effective painting. The only things I can add are the use of searing dark yellow color. Carl Haag managed to get the image of heat and desolation without glare which would wash out the scene. The other is the level of detail in the manmade and related objects: his clothing, the spear, the saddle, and the features of the man himself. Everything not of the earth is shown and demonstrates the care and effort that went into them. Now it's all worthless and futile against the power of the land (or the 'sea').
Fascinating painting. Thanks to CBD and Kris for the choice.
Posted by: JTB at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (7EjX1)
I think the vaccines do SOMETHING. the moderna one for sure hurt me bad. it SUCKED. something was going on!
but they are actually THERAPEUTICS - not vaccines! so they subdue the symptoms of COVID, so you won't get severe disease. BUT they don't reduce the viral load when you have it! so you feel fine and go out and about thinking "I don't have COVID" and spread it quite well.
OOPS! they don't want to admit this, plus if they're therapeutics they can't get the same "protections" a vaccine gets, and can't be required, either.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (j9HX3)
In an attempt to coerce people into taking an ineffective vaccine, the government is punishing those who've already taken it in an attempt to anger those same people enough where they lash out at those who've chosen not to take the vaccine?
So the government is manipulating people to get what they want.
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (4fSQf)
307 has the crux of the problem described
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (DJFLF)
Yes, and we should recognize them as evil, never excuse them as ill.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (mR6Gs)
That works. Really most horror movie analogies work.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (QGFQo)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (B6dqv)
No I think this one is on Larry Nasser.
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (4fSQf)
Yep. It's a tax!
Posted by: John Roberts and his filthy ilk at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (ONvIw)
Unity!!
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (QnTgm)
But not leftist when they're outside at night rioting and pillaging. COVID only hangs out with nonleftists at night. Well, at least it has good taste. I'll give it that.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (20dZh)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (B7NrI)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (Xwt96)
this will get produced if some hollyweirdos scan these threads
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (DJFLF)
We have a pool on when "White Privilege Made Her Quit" will be floated. $20 buys you a day. Pot is at $180
Thursday, Sunday, next Wednesday and Friday are open.
You in?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)
Mental health issues ... flavor of the day!
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Raul Delgado
Juan Garza
Jose Jimenez
Imelda Cortez
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96
I'd suggest the undercoating. That sand is hell on the finish.
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:54 AM (DJFLF)
I don't think so. She won plenty since Nassar who was jailed in 2017. Abuse is not an excuse for everything, no matter how tempting.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (QnTgm)
And he's a Tom Waits fan
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (QnTgm)
And he's a Tom Waits fan
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (mR6Gs)
=======
Well, who isn't?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
So we should weigh them to see if they float to determine their veracity?
I'm so confused . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (4fSQf)
alex is on substack, so it looks like I'll have to subscribe
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (QGFQo)
Juan Garza
Jose Jimenez
Imelda Cortez
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (AmeQT)
And Cortez.
What a killer.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (mR6Gs)
When several commenters in the past have mentioned depression or a mental issue, 99% have replied with understanding and get better. What gives?
OTOH, and I don't follow, is she still considered best in the world prior to Tokyo? Probably no events last year at at 24 ( I think) she is past typical age for that sport. Maybe she thought she'd get throttled.
She wants to drop out, sad. But her decision. She lives with the consequences.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (zUEDs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (yQpMk)
Yes. I was one of the one's falsely accused, so I kinda know what I am talking about.
If you need it, I can post the link and the #s for the posts in question so you can see for yourself.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (49Exr)
I think that's having an impact on all our athletes. they're all going thru adderall withdrawal
her flip-out is probably due to that - probably we're JUST NOW seeing "the real Simone" possibly? or she wasn't dealing with withdrawal well (to be kind).
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (j9HX3)
Unity!!
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (mR6Gs)
They are very clearly communicating to all their brownshirts: "will no one rid us of these untainted by the injection, science deniers?"
Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (20dZh)
Sorry she couldn't hack it.. In no way is she the best of all time...My choice for best American was Mary Lou Retton
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)
You know, in all my years of smoking, I never ran into more than a handful of QC issues with cigarettes. Considering how many units I plowed through, that is pretty amazing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (csEWM)
******
boulder toilet hobo hardest
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (d9FiS)
>>The desert is a funny place.
The desert, much like the jungle, is neutral.
Now the Florida Everglades, that motherfucker is funny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (QnTgm)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (mR6Gs)
Congress has oversight power for the bureaucracy. They have become a Fifth Column. Have these Republican idiots in Congress ever thought that maybe, just maybe, the way to reel them in would be to slash their budgets, downsize them and let them exist on a starvation diet? Anybody?
If Kevin McCarthy ever had an original thought and grew a set of balls, his head would explode. Same with McConnell. By the way- where is the strategy those two buffoons have? Maybe work together and at least act like you have a plan and some manhood?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 09:56 AM (S1hrL)
Yep, she didn't perform to her expectations and quit. Using Nassar as an excuse when you did great since, is quite a crutch. So it has to be something else, maybe her druggie mom reappeared, or she's just approaching retirement age.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 09:52 AM (QnTgm)
And he's a Tom Waits fan
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (mR6Gs)
Covid is a Mensa member, cross-fiting, atheist vegan who listens to Rush.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (csEWM)
*cue Norm McDonald*
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 09:55 AM (B7NrI)
...
Tennis players and Olympic gymnasts who quit are the real heroes.
It was really only a matter of time until this mental illness stuff showed up in competition. The only answer is to have a mental health handicap added to the score. Each team will be evaluated prior to competition and points awarded on a sliding intersectional/racial/other oppressions mental health score.
No points will be awarded during competition and each team will be given a different non-rank specific medal made of renewable, equitably sourced, zero-energy materials.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (xke4Y)
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, just as the climate models predicted at July 28, 2021 10:01 AM (gpKIi)
I think that's having an impact on all our athletes. they're all going thru adderall withdrawal
her flip-out is probably due to that - probably we're JUST NOW seeing "the real Simone" possibly? or she wasn't dealing with withdrawal well (to be kind).
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (j9HX3)
***
Get them some Fucitol. Works great for me!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 10:01 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (d9FiS)
That's a pretty low bar.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 28, 2021 10:02 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 10:02 AM (ONvIw)
whig this is frankly an amazing analogue
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 10:02 AM (j9HX3)
Oh, I'm sure.. After all according to Schumer Trump is a racist vile man and anyone who voted for him also so everything is his fault
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2021 10:02 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 28, 2021 10:00 AM (xke4Y)
I can hear him now..."Are you kidding me? Seriously!!??"
Only in Arabic of course.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 10:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (B7NrI)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (49Exr)
Or you could drop it.
That would be my choice...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Diogenes
Sometimes that leads to Enditol - gotta be careful with that one.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (6WCwE)
covid is afraid of fire. that's why the mostly peaceful protests were fiery.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (cfObc)
explains a lot of sudden mental health crackups
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (j9HX3)
**
Covertly subcontracting social hate and division just as they overtly subcontract censorship. Calculated deception and perversity at every turn. F*cking evil.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (QGFQo)
Haven't seen anything about her quiting because she's suffering from depression. The reasons given so far have been
1) the judges banned her routine for being dangerous and it would be too difficult for her to create a new one on the fly
2) Japan Olympic Cmte banned the use of an ADHD drug for competitors, and she was taking it and can't focus now
3) she had a poor performance and didn't want to continue
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (49Exr)
Or you could drop it.
That would be my choice...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (Q9lwr)
========
Save it for Festivus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (j9HX3)
Adult ADHD? LOL
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe the Turnip at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (4fSQf)
Also, access to voter registration info.
Man, that is one sneaky virus, I tell you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (xke4Y)
WH: Masks for the vaccinated gives them extra protection.
These fucking people are just monsters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (QnTgm)
Athletics is dead. Add it to the list.
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (HaL55)
A lot of these problems are...dare I say it...systemic. It's like a broken corporation on a downward spiral. They can't see the problems because everybody does it the same and no one wants to admit there are issues.
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (z79tQ)
Athletics is dead. Add it to the list.
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (S1hrL)
Follow the money.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
I'm convinced things would be better if McConnell was out of the picture.
The saddest thing about all of this is that we know what an America-first agenda looks like, but nobody is serious enough to hold a real challenge to the RNC cuck-lites.
Was there a real challenger to Mitch in the 2020 elections? It would have been the perfect opportunity to get a real America-first Republican to primary Mitch and outline - in detail - exactly how Mitch did everything in his power to show that he is not on our side.
We need people with the time, the money, the support, and the logistics to pull it off. It's entirely possible, but without proper organization, every mission is a suicide mission.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM (HK8/E)
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (S1hrL)
Walking dead, zombified. It would all be so much better if they were just dead.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 28, 2021 10:06 AM (QGFQo)
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:06 AM (4wD3j)
Wait. Who are the fappees on here?
Posted by: squid_hunt
Perhaps 'fappettes' would be more accurate.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 10:06 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 09:57 AM (ONvIw)
Biles has said in past interviews that she wanted to go to these Olympics to keep the pressure up on the US Olympic committee and USA Gymnastics to come fully clean about what they knew and when regarding Nasser and Karolyi. Not a good reason, IMO, to compete, but that's her story. Additionally, as I noted earlier today, Newsmax said this morning that the US Olympic teams have full time psychologists, psychiatrists and social workers who are embedded with each team. Imagine what those clowns are telling her.
I also read on another sports blog yesterday from a woman whose daughter is a competitive gymnast that when a gymnast says they were lost during a routine, they are describing losing visual perspective of the ground during flips, which they have to have to know where to land. IF they lose that perspective, they can land on their neck, etc. with terrible results. Biles said she was lost during her warm up and vault.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2021 10:06 AM (TCx4Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:06 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 10:06 AM (B7NrI)
boulder toilet hobo hardest hit
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (Xwt96)
I lolol'd at yesterday's announcement because the last job I was at were so sanctimonious about being special because they were vaxxed and even had a b-b-q for the good little kiddos who got the jab and the rest who didn't couldn't attend and HAD TO WEAR MASKS
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (DJFLF)
Which raises the question for the right, in fact, the eternal question: what is to be done?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Diogenes
Sometimes that leads to Enditol - gotta be careful with that one.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (6WCwE)
True.
But the better side affect is Getemol. That can be helpful.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (yQpMk)
Yes. I was one of the one's falsely accused, so I kinda know what I am talking about.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (49Exr)
So you don't think this pansy ass shitposting is out of bounds here?
https://bit.ly/3yh8CYc
I just point it out because the turds wait until there is no one around to mock them. I don't know if it's an issue for Ace or not.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (yQpMk)
OTOH, and I don't follow, is she still considered best in the world prior to Tokyo? Probably no events last year at at 24 ( I think) she is past typical age for that sport. Maybe she thought she'd get throttled.
She wants to drop out, sad. But her decision. She lives with the consequences.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (zUEDs)
I think calling HERSELF the Greatest of All Time didn't endear her to people.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 09:58 AM (4fSQf)
Also, access to voter registration info.
Man, that is one sneaky virus, I tell you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 28, 2021 10:04 AM (xke4Y)
It was trained well at the Wuhan Institute of Sneaky Viruses. Top of its class. Batted .750 in intercollegiate baseball.
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (4fSQf)
I don't agree. He's still on team red. He has different methods and different goals, but that doesn't make him an enemy. And at the very least, it's better the enemy you know.
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (4wD3j)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 10:08 AM (yQpMk)
It's a vax that makes you a GMO.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 10:08 AM (UuD2k)
"No way!"
"You stupid effin' camel!"
"Pleeeease! I promise never to swear at you again if you'll just get back on your feet!"
"Oh well! Looks like I'll have to walk to Khartoum!"
/ Ali Baba Kubler-Ross
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 10:09 AM (Xwt96)
The Associated Press@AP
CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky says new mask-wearing guidance and more vaccinations could halt rising coronavirus cases in a "couple of weeks."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 10:09 AM (d9FiS)
I was going to say...
I've heard jokes about your turn in the barrel, but it seems cruel to have permanent designees.
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:09 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 09:59 AM (d9FiS)
And also, what she does for her living is completely irrelevant to my welfare.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2021 10:09 AM (QgBgP)
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Point of order. Aiding and abetting is NOT "doing nothing". Using their voted-in platform to insult us is NOT "doing nothing".
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:10 AM (4wD3j)
We are already a terrorist threat to the security of this nation, so.........
Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 10:10 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (B7NrI)
*sits quietly in the corner*
Posted by: Australia at July 28, 2021 10:10 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:10 AM (S1hrL)
My imminent danger list looks like this
3-Communist China
2-open border
1-the deep state, specifically including the Pentagon, IC and DOJ
So I approve your idea. But I would be shocked if any GOP went there. Including Trump--who should know better than anyone--and DeathSantis
Posted by: Joe the Turnip at July 28, 2021 10:10 AM (Tc2CN)
I'm leaving our lovely and talented Moronettes out of this because not that stoopid. By definition there should be someone on the receiving end even if it's yourownself.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 28, 2021 10:10 AM (HaL55)
https://bit.ly/3rBICEg
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021
***
That's where I ordered mine, the Bimectin. Turns out there's a Tractor Supply store in the (generally) metro area. I could drive there one Saturday morning and buy more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Yep, and maybe she'll keep more endorsements for dropping out, than failing to medal.
Posted by: CN at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (ONvIw)
T-Shirt idea: Designated Domestic Terrorist
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (Ectld)
Wait. Who are the fappees on here?
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:05 AM
Some people are non-binary. We don't judge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (a3Q+t)
Its a lot like child stars who go crazy.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (cfObc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 09:53 AM (yQpMk)
Yes. I was one of the one's falsely accused, so I kinda know what I am talking about.
If you need it, I can post the link and the #s for the posts in question so you can see for yourself.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
Nobody accused you of Fedposting. You were accused of agitating and inciting a Fedpost from commenters for entrapment purposes and harm the owners of the blog. You are not being honest. You have been agitating since you showed up saying basically guys somebody needs to do something after agitating.
https://is.gd/YmSJXa
Posted by: lurk more at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (IYf/Y)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (Ectld)
the camel is on strike until the dude stops doing sex to it
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Guzalot at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (prSvo)
Posted by: Islam is fatalistic, emphasis on fatal at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (+nWCH)
Masks do not work to stop viruses. So sayeth the CDC and the people who make N95 masks.
And if an N95 mask doesn't work, then your Amazon yoga pants face diaper is garbage.
Likewise, if the vaccines worked, masks would be unnecessary.
Just top to bottom fallacies and illogical medical nonsense based on activism and fear.
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 10:03 AM (Q9lwr)
I'm not the one who brought it up.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (49Exr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Pixy Misa needs to auto close threads to not take comments after say, 10 or 15 minutes after a new thread is posted.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (AmeQT)
Posted by: blaster at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (uUDKV)
DOOOOOM!
Posted by: Dr. Rochelle Walensky at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:07 AM (4wD3j)
Mentally unwell but not surprised.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (Ectld)
no, no, no, no: "Enemies of the State"
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (S1hrL)
Jen the original - that's interesting and kind of goes along with my take - the lack of focus-enhancing daily meds all of a sudden is affecting our athletes.
my experience with youth athletics is that you are heavily pushed to find a ADHD or whatever diagnosis at a young age. it's not just athletics either honestly, most of the kids at school who are top performers academically are on adderall. the moms are too of course. pretty much everyone! (not me, I'm a hippie chick. I stick to my "teas" and whatnot)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (Xwt96)
Well worth the 3 1/2 minutes.
Well, it's shit us 29yr olds know, but it'd be worth sharing with a younger addict.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (z79tQ)
I think this is the real issue. They're afraid to say it because after 18 months of pumping fear there would be mass panic. These jackasses are against the wall in the corner and continue to paint.
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (j9HX3)
I don't mind a little whatnot now and then.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 10:15 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:11 AM (Ectld)
no, no, no, no: "Enemies of the State"
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (S1hrL)
"My Ancestors Invented Systemic Racisim and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 28, 2021 10:15 AM (B7NrI)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021
***
My doctor's letter stating I have a medical condition is still in my car. I'll push that as hard as I did before.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 10:15 AM (/XOcP)
Probably anywhere they can find a carcass worth eating.
They can soar a very long way.
Posted by: fluffy at July 28, 2021 10:15 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 10:15 AM (2DOZq)
no, no, no, no: "Enemies of the State"
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (S1hrL)
I think I still prefer Wrecker or Kulak, personally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (csEWM)
But...the powers that be magically waived away that requirement, telling us, "Don't worry, you won't be prosecuted. No reasonable prosecutor will come after you for wearing a mask!"
Uh huh, yeah pull the other one.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (Ectld)
If you tell me it's just meant to soften the blow of COVID then you just rewrote the definition of vaccine to save your horrible argument. At that point, it's a treatment, not a vaccine and shouldn't I be allowed to choose my treatment for an illness?
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
You'll know for sure when you don't have a cup a jo in the morning and have a headache before noon. Right behind the eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (csEWM)
no, no, no, no: "Enemies of the State"
Posted by: Ziba at July 28, 2021 10:13 AM (S1hrL)
I think I still prefer Wrecker or Kulak, personally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (csEWM)
Why not both?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: squid_hunt at July 28, 2021
***
"Thank You For Wearing a MasK -- It Marks You as an Idiot"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 10:12 AM (AmeQT)
Maybe a couple of hours after the last comment. People who aren't here all day often have good stuff to add after everyone has moved on.
I'm not saying it's a real problem, but it could be. I just happen to notice it because I have old threads open and usually refresh and kick to the bottom before I close them, so I noticed the very late cowards.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale
Speaking of Gunsmoke, I saw an episode yesterday in which Ken Curtis, who later played Chester's replacement, Festus Hagen, appeared as a Texas cowboy who antagonized Chester. Jack Elam also appeared.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
You'll know for sure when you don't have a cup a jo in the morning and have a headache before noon. Right behind the eyes.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (IXZGh)
Or when you can drink a large cup of coffee and then go right to sleep.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (IXZGh)
Nice. Glad I decided to buy this addiction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: rickb223
Willow and I are always down there
Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (IXZGh)
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If you're not sous vide your coffee, you're not a real addict.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (2SdPm)
last I checked she was still doing her individual events
honestly she may be the kind of athlete who is better off not participating in team events. there's no shame in that if she's not cut out for it. not everyone is made for "team sports"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (j9HX3)
Lets rejoice, be glad, and ogle about the pretty people and delicious food.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (HK8/E)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (z5Vrg)
Luxury! Decadence!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (csEWM)
If you tell me it's just meant to soften the blow of COVID then you just rewrote the definition of vaccine to save your horrible argument. At that point, it's a treatment, not a vaccine and shouldn't I be allowed to choose my treatment for an illness?
Posted by: Alabama at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (4fSQf)
No.
- Flip Flop Facist Fauci
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (IXZGh)
L8ter H8ters.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (uUDKV)
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2021 10:16 AM (Xwt96)
She just withdrew from the individual all-around. Hasn't decided if she will withdraw from individual events.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 10:18 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 10:17 AM (UuD2k)
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Later in the afternoon, I generally have a cup of coffee, and settle in with a book. 10 minutes after finishing the coffee, I'm stretched out, taking a nap.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 28, 2021 10:19 AM (2SdPm)
She needs to get off the stage. Either shut up and compete or move aside, go home and let one of the alternates have a chance. The media will not leave this alone until she is out of the picture. If you are going to stay at the Olympics, then go out there and do your best, don't talk to the media, don't do press conferences, and ignore the cameras as much as possible.
There are other athletes who have overcome struggles and are shining at the Olympics that Biles story is sucking the oxygen out of.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 28, 2021 10:20 AM (TCx4Z)
Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 10:20 AM (uUDKV)
"Nobody accused you of Fedposting. You were accused of agitating and inciting a Fedpost from commenters for entrapment purposes and harm the owners of the blog."
That's the same thing. And all I did was disagree with someone who said we shouldn't take the Marxist takeover serioulsy.
"You are not being honest. You have been agitating since you showed up saying basically guys somebody needs to do something after agitating."
No I have not. This is thread in question and the post#s
https://tinyurl.com/45rurfsn
363 396 416 452 476
Quote an example of what you accuse me of.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 10:21 AM (49Exr)
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