Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe:

stormoverhouse.jpg
Via @AmandaCaptures


Cat UFC.

Hold my beer so I can clothesline this criminal.

More clotheslines, knockouts, and takedowns.

Punch an Anti-Asian Racist!


Cat olympics.

Rescuing a wolf-dog sick with a virus that kills 95% of the dogs it infects.

Posted by: Ace at 08:20 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 great dolphin video ! thanks ace !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (V13WU)

2 I feel so centered.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

3 I am getting vertigo from all the centerness.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (V13WU)

4 Centered or not been waiting for some funnies

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:21 PM (Cxk7w)

5 'sup

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

6 Centered feeling.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (OCTRt)

7 I feel calm and centered

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 07:22 PM (oEn12)

8 Good evening, horde!

Spending the week with my mama and auntie in TN. Much forgetfulness and repetition of everything. They are such dears; I love them.

Posted by: April at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (X/A4v)

9 That has to be the ultimate Hold my beer moment

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (Cxk7w)

10 the wee lambkin!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 07:23 PM (oEn12)

11 Dolphins are the Bill Clintons of the Sea.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (arJlL)

13 Awwww

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (U2p+3)

14 Top 20!!! FTW!!!

Posted by: Zombie Chicken at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (jvt6t)

15 off C&D sock

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (jvt6t)

16
Can someone photoshop lizard cheney gently licking an orange pelosi?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (kpKUH)

17 Ace hasn't been to the barrel since the remodeling right?

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (mbFEM)

18 Willowed re: Michigan COVID cases

Michigan, population 10M, 87 (eighty seven) fatalities in the last 14 days.

covid19.biglocalnews.org/county-maps/#

Deepest red most super dangerous Gogebic County, pop. 14K: 1 (one) fatality in the last 14 days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (OeAlt)

19

Isn't it weird how sea lions look deformed dogs?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (kpKUH)

20 Tucker is "going there" with the phony manly crying and lies in Pelosi's phony January 6th hearing.

I'm impressed.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (QQ6wR)

21 How many Morons can dance on the head of a pin?

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (Tnijr)

22 Seeing the Dolphins now I really miss the beach

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (Cxk7w)

23 3) Ben Roethlisberger's dog when a treat is forthcoming
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

I had to drag this upstairs just to say LOL

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:26 PM (6FeV1)

24 Anytime I've held a bird or watched someone else hold a bird it always shits on you. Thats the part of the goose video you didn't see. You know that guy ended up with a lap full of shit.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 27, 2021 07:26 PM (0jZnq)

25 [insert complicated 'center' graphic using punctuation marks now destroyed after loose shit fixed.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

26 Cat on the parallel bars is hilarious. I bet that's one smart cat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (k39e/)

27 Evenin', all! So the CDC expressly says on their website now that antibodies do not equal vaccinated. *eyeroll* Yet when touting their vaccines, they talk all about the antibodies they make your body make. Clown world.

Posted by: Catherine at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (JizAa)

28
willowed:

What's a WAG ?
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:07 PM


1) Wild-Assed Guess
2) Wives And Girlfriends
3) Ben Roethlisberger's dog when a treat is forthcoming

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

29 I was promised "Bats".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

30 Chi is centered.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (4fSQf)

31 There better be some Inman or there's gonna be troubles.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2021 07:28 PM (F0YaR)

32
So if someone just had the chinese flu and recovered fully, they need the vaccine why??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:28 PM (kpKUH)

33 I had to drag this upstairs just to say LOL
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:26 PM


Bless you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

34 Can someone photoshop lizard cheney gently licking an orange pelosi?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM (kpKUH)

Pixy? Can ya help a brutha out?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:28 PM (jvt6t)

35 I am surprised by that Cat Olympics, it surely could have leaped up on top and went across just 1 of the bars.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:28 PM (Cxk7w)

36 Evenin', all! So the CDC expressly says on their website now that antibodies do not equal vaccinated.

**

They really do want to insist that we're starting over at year zero of our understanding of science that we've built over the last few hundred years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (OeAlt)

37 You've lost that centered feeling, whoa that centered feeling.

You've lost that centered feeling, now it's gone, gone, gone...

Whoa rutabaga.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (4fSQf)

38 My favorite post of the day...

Posted by: iandeal at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (NYCzF)

39 I
G
E
T
I
T

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (g6GRm)

40 20 Tucker is "going there" with the phony manly crying and lies in Pelosi's phony January 6th hearing.

I'm impressed.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (QQ6wR)

This has to be absolutely HAMMERED home. We're not talking spin. We're not talking rhetoric. We're not talking difference of perception. We are talking about LIES. What you say happened, did not in fact happen.

The same applies to outright LIES about President Donald Trump "lying" that still seem to persist unchallenged.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (6FeV1)

41 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (6WCwE)

42 It's interesting how the comments are centered while the name field remains normal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (OeAlt)

43 (+)

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

44
Isn't that like someone who just had the regular Flu going to CVS and getting a flu shot?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (kpKUH)

45 Kinda makes you want to be a lamb.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (II3Gr)

46 29 I was promised "Bats".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

Ever seen Casino?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (jvt6t)

47



(+)

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

48 29 I was promised "Bats".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

I just learned that a small colony of bats is living in an enclosed space in my eaves. I don't mind, I like watching them in the evening, and they keep the bugs down. They are tiny - true fliedermice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (rfYv5)

49 29 I was promised "Bats".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (R/m4+)


You got them fucking rabies totin' bats yesterday.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (F0YaR)

50 30 Chi is centered.
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (4fSQf)

Che, however, is probably slumped a bit to the left in his pinewood box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (6FeV1)

51 Sooth, we don't. I have been exposed thoroughly at least six times since my recovery. No illness. Most recent exposure coincided with other exposees headed to the hospital (unvaccinated) or sick for more than a week (vaccinated). No illness at all for me or my children. The whole thing is a farce and I'm about done faking participation.

Posted by: Catherine at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (JizAa)

52 From previous Thread:
Pop Quiz:

The phrase "Viral Load" makes me immediately think of:

[ ] Charlie Sheen
[ ] Bret Michaels
[ ] Tommy Lee
[ ] William Jefferson Clinton, Esq.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:24 PM


This is multiple choice, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

53 @42: "... while the name field remains normal."

CSS is almost as magical as a thermos.

It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2021 07:31 PM (+WWsf)

54 How many Morons can dance on the head of a pin?
Posted by: f'd

One - AtC.

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

55
( * )( * )

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:31 PM (UHVv4)

56
Whoa rutabaga.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (4fSQf)


But enough about our pretenda-prez.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2021 07:33 PM (F0YaR)

57 54 How many Morons can dance on the head of a pin?
Posted by: f'd

One - AtC.
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

But not a very long pin. Because, it would have to be short...nevermind.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:33 PM (jvt6t)

58 ( * )( * )
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

Way up firm and high.

Posted by: Bob Ceegar at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (Tnijr)

59 Read a few short blog articles in last hour about the Kangaroo court today, they are just lies after lies making up shit as they go along.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (Cxk7w)

60 I love when ace dumps a poat and skeedaddles without even loading the page....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (6FeV1)

61
I have been exposed thoroughly at least six times since my recovery. No illness.
Posted by: Catherine


Yeah, and what They'll say is "but you can still be a 'carrier' and not know it!!"

It's Lie after Lie...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (kpKUH)

62 56
Whoa rutabaga.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:29 PM (4fSQf)

But enough about our pretenda-prez.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2021 07:33 PM (F0YaR)


Heeeey rutabaga

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (II3Gr)

63 58 ( * )( * )
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

Quick son, raise the aeriolas!!

Posted by: Ham Radio Operators Everywhere at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (jvt6t)

64
( * )( * )
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:31 PM


( )( )
( )( )
( . )( . )

Posted by: Nancy P. at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

65 59 Read a few short blog articles in last hour about the Kangaroo court today, they are just lies after lies making up shit as they go along.
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (Cxk7w


You expected truth?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (4fSQf)

66 59 Read a few short blog articles in last hour about the Kangaroo court today, they are just lies after lies making up shit as they go along.
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (Cxk7w)

Half of them have "Cry Moar" written in sharpie on their palms.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (6FeV1)

67 29 I was promised "Bats".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

Ever seen Casino?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (jvt6t)


Wrong movie.

Posted by: Billy Bats at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (Us21C)

68 Morons keep saying, "But there's only one death in the jurisdiction, there's only two deaths, etc."

You must realize this is not about health, this is about control.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (EZebt)

69 60 I love when ace dumps a poat and skeedaddles without even loading the page....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:34 PM (6FeV1)


Would you consider this a viral load?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:36 PM (4fSQf)

70 OK, got a few cute moments and some Steve funnies
Good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2021 07:36 PM (Cxk7w)

71 ( • Y • )

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2021 07:36 PM (+WWsf)

72 Stoopid serif fonts!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2021 07:36 PM (+WWsf)

73 The dims think they are gonna blunt remasking, inflation, wuflu origins and stumbling Joe with this dog and pony show

aint

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2021 07:36 PM (YK4Qh)

74 Way up firm and high.
---------------------
A push-up one.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (UHVv4)

75 @56
(. ) ( .)

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (g6GRm)

76 I just learned that a small colony of bats is living in an enclosed space in my eaves. (...)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2021 07:30 PM (rfYv5)

I first read "space in my ears." I thought you were possibly the bravest moron I've never met.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (/+bwe)

77
Whatever you do, if you have natural immunity, do not take a vaccine. It will fuck up your natural immunity and make it not as effective.

If the CDC actually says that the recovered need vaccines, then I'm convinced they are fully on Team Evil, and Alex Jones has likely been right about everything.

I'm not joking at this point. Trying to make the naturally immune get the jab is a very evil, quack thing to do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (Mzdiz)

78 Wrong movie.
Posted by: Billy Bats at July 27, 2021 07:35 PM (Us21C)

Did you ever get your shoes shined?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (jvt6t)

79 Wasted away again in centred Ville.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (cSyAR)

80 Sooth, I've looked for that with each known exposure. I'm a science nerd; so I'm always interested in stuff like that. No one exposed only to me between exposure and others getting sick ever got sick. There does seem to be about a three-day window between exposure and symptoms and it's fairly consistent for the people I know who have had it.

Posted by: Catherine at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (JizAa)

81 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine in the middle of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 07:37 PM (HaL55)

82 'Night Skip; see ya in the AM

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (arJlL)

83 Half of you dillholes are the type who draw dicks on the inside of the portashitter at the jobsite, aren't you?

Fess up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1)

84 The bird on the exhaust vent gives me hope for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (bCkNL)

85 Evenin', all! So the CDC expressly says on their website now that antibodies do not equal vaccinated.

They really do want to insist that we're starting over at year zero of our understanding of science that we've built over the last few hundred years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

First, you may not get an strong or lasting antibody response if you were vaccinated with the Pfizer, Moderna or J&J vaccines. They all are mRNA vaccines, meaning that they carry an mRNA segment that is supposed to instruct your cells to make a spiked protein that resembles the spiked protein coat of the Covid19 virus. And then you get antibodies.
Maybe. Maybe not.
I read a study a while back that indicated a "weak" T-cell and B-cell response the the "vaccines".
Or with some people, the "vaccines" send your body into overdrive and you get a LOT of the spiked proteins, blood clots...and maybe death.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (tjZg/)

86
Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Posted by: Confucius at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

87 Good one, Walter. I can't use bullets or they turn into black diamonds.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (UHVv4)

88 J&J is not an mRNA vaccine.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (+WWsf)

89 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1)


*shifty eyes*

Nope.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (jvt6t)

90 Angel in the centerfold

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (4fSQf)

91 Seems I'm stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (q5jCo)

92 (.)(.)
(.)(.)
(.)(.)
(.)(.)

C'mon doggie, roll over.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (6WCwE)

93 #==(?)(?)==#

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2021 07:39 PM (YK4Qh)

94 Harrumph.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 27, 2021 07:40 PM (vuisn)

95 Half of you dillholes are the type who draw dicks on the inside of the portashitter at the jobsite, aren't you?
Fess up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM


Only in the women's, and only on jobsites where cellphones aren't allowed.

Posted by: Halfa Dillhole at July 27, 2021 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

96 Posted by: Billy Bats at July 27, 2021 07:35

"Batts ! His name is Batts ! And they oughtta leave him wherever the f**k he is !"

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)

97
No one exposed only to me between exposure and others getting sick ever got sick.
Posted by: Catherine


Then they'd just call you a "science denier."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:40 PM (kpKUH)

98 Howdy Centered Ben Had!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:41 PM (jvt6t)

99 I try to love my enemies. I really do. But i want fauci dead. Dead, drawn, quartered, and thrown down the mouth of an active volcano.

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 07:41 PM (u+Y3T)

100 ^
"
"
"
_
^

rocket?

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2021 07:41 PM (AMIL/)

101 I'm not joking at this point. Trying to make the naturally immune get the jab is a very evil, quack thing to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

Vaccinating in the middle of an epidemic is also a very bad thing to do. At least that is what some non-quack virologists think. That is a sure way to get some dangerous mutations, as the virus adapts to vaccination.
But...these aren't really vaccines, or "sterilizing" vaccines as we have come to know them in the past century.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 07:41 PM (tjZg/)

102 Wait until Ryder and her wolf pup friends mature and form a pack. I've seen what coyotes do to beef cattle when they're calving and antelope herds when they're dropping kids. They devastate.
The re introduction of wolves can make you feel warm and fuzzy until reality sets in. We have forgotten or are deliberately ignoring the history of wolves and what they can do.

Don't go out on the moors at night!

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM (0jZnq)

103 J&J is a dead virus vaccine. I was sad to hear about the blood clot stuff (yes, overblown, but people like me with a susceptibility to clots pay attention to that stuff). I'm praying novavax doesn't have that problem in case I actually think I or my children ever need to jab (I don't, but anyway).

Posted by: Catherine at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM (sudpD)

104 99 I try to love my enemies. I really do. But i want fauci dead. Dead, drawn, quartered, and thrown down the mouth of an active volcano.
Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 07:41 PM (u+Y3T)


With his pants stuffed with murder hornets?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM (4fSQf)

105 Oh heck

another try

^
"
"
"_
^

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM (AMIL/)

106 No shit "antibodies" =/= vaccinated. You fucking clowns. A vaccine is a simulacrum to trick your body into making enough "close-enough" antibodies that hopefully work just long enough to keep you from dying while your body actually makes the real antibodies.

It's like saying you should pack up the Manhattan Project because the Dunkirk evacuation kinda worked...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM (6FeV1)

107 That's a rocket that's gonna BLOW UP!

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2021 07:43 PM (AMIL/)

108 With his pants stuffed with murder hornets?
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM (4fSQf)

Ohhhhhh. I like it.....

Posted by: Zombie Hedley Lamar at July 27, 2021 07:43 PM (jvt6t)

109 Ace really did post and leave for dinner.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (4fSQf)

110 Dicks in porta-potties. I visit many job sites in my role. I cannot for the life of me understand that. I see it all the time. Is someone jealous, or are they projecting what they long for?

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (u+Y3T)

111 Half of you dillholes are the type who draw dicks on the inside of the portashitter at the jobsite, aren't you?

Fess up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1)


Some of those can be entertaining

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (Us21C)

112 Hi Jak I hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (q5jCo)

113 Or with some people, the "vaccines" send your body into overdrive and you get a LOT of the spiked proteins, blood clots...and maybe death.

**

IIRC that's why they abruptly ended the animal testing portion of the experiment. Stupid selfish lab animals wouldn't give them the results they'd already decided on and instead kept dying from cytokine storms when they were re-exposed to the virus they were vaccinated against. So f*ck it, that part of the testing is over and we're moving on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (OeAlt)

114 Im not a science denier....just not in the mood. Check back with me next year.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (ptq0O)

115
Deepest red most super dangerous Gogebic County, pop. 14K: 1 (one) fatality in the last 14 days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:25 PM (OeAlt)

Gogebic County is gorgeous. Way up towards Duluth.

Posted by: clutch at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (9UmRs)

116 32
So if someone just had the chinese flu and recovered fully, they need the vaccine why??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:28 PM (kpKUH)

Because "we are all in this together," and if bad side effects happen, it isn't fair if just the Karen's get them.

Posted by: Bete at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (Ojki1)

117 The jokes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (Us21C)

118 109 Ace really did post and leave for dinner.

Old Ewok trick.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t)

119
Don't go out on the moors at night!
Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 27, 2021 07:42 PM


Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

Posted by: Iberian CCR at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

120
J&J is an adenovirus vector vaccine (AV). It takes an adenovirus, which is supposed to be harmless and intentionally infects your cells and in such a way as to make them produce the spike protein.

AV and mRNA do the same thing, make your cells make spike protein, just do it in different ways.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (Mzdiz)

121 Ever seen Casino?


Casino always makes me think of baseball.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

122 Heavy D (DeSantis) already stated no more CDC quackery for FL - and he actually used the magic words so little heard since March 2020, that the CDC guidance was not based in science. Which it obviously isn't.

Several states have legislated safeguards against the idiot quackery, and specific ridiculous extreme examples like masking children. I think South Carolina has indicated it will not be complying with the medieval silliness. Rumor that the idiot governor of AR wants the legislature to convene in special session to *repeal* the mask mandate ban they passed earlier.

This chapter might have potential as a winnowing event for the GOP, and a last chance wake-up call to the brain-dead electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

123 118 109 Ace really did post and leave for dinner.

Old Ewok trick.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t

Yub yub?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (4fSQf)

124 A coincidence -- Pork Chop Hill is on a local all-movie station tonight and I made a 'pork chop dill' "joke" in the Art Thread.

I've never watched it but the description and Gregory Peck being in it makes me think it's pro-Red "war is evil" stuff.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (UHVv4)

125 Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (q5jCo)

Busy, but well. Always something happening. Hope you and the animals are staying cool!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (jvt6t)

126 Some of those can be entertaining
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM (Us21C)

My favorites are the ones that you can tell are a collaborative effort over time...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (6FeV1)

127 No, the J&J vaccine is an mRNA vaccine just like the Pfizer and Moderna vaccine.
The difference is that they attached the mRNA segment to an adenovirus, similar to the approach in the Ebola vaccine (also experimental, at this point).

Experimentally, "killed" or weakened corona virus vaccines have not worked on test animals. They ended up killing all the subjects when they were exposed to a wild virus.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (tjZg/)

128 Im not a science denier....just not in the mood. Check back with me next year.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM


This!

Posted by: Wives Anonymous at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

129 Ace really did post and leave for dinner.
Posted by: Alabama

He went to Bluebell's for the chicken and dumplings .

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:47 PM (arJlL)

130 and if bad side effects happen, it isn't fair if just the Karen's get them.

**

There it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:47 PM (OeAlt)

131 @127: "127 No, the J&J vaccine is an mRNA vaccine just like the Pfizer and Moderna vaccine."

*facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 27, 2021 07:48 PM (+WWsf)

132 a man a plan panama 131

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 07:48 PM (20dZh)

133 109 Ace really did post and leave for dinner.

Old Ewok trick.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:45 PM (jvt6t


I thought CBD plays Hall Monitor 24/7.

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2021 07:48 PM (AMIL/)

134 When the polio vaccine came out, you didn't have to cajole, threaten, beg, offer incentives or shame parents. They were killing themselves to get them and their kids the vaccine.

Why not now?

Because this isn't a vaccine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 07:48 PM (OCTRt)

135 Dicks in porta-potties. I visit many job sites in my role. I cannot for the life of me understand that. I see it all the time. Is someone jealous, or are they projecting what they long for?

People who graffitti men's rooms irritate me.

But then again, everything irritates me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2021 07:48 PM (2JVJo)

136 A coincidence -- Pork Chop Hill is on a local all-movie station tonight and I made a 'pork chop dill' "joke" in the Art Thread.

I've never watched it but the description and Gregory Peck being in it makes me think it's pro-Red "war is evil" stuff.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

No, it is actually a very good movie. It is grim, but somewhat truthful in its portrayal of that part of the war.
Greg Peck was a pretty good actor, but yeah, he also had his flirtations and such with the Reds. He's dead, so now I really don't care.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 07:49 PM (tjZg/)

137 Because this isn't a vaccine.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 07:48 PM (OCTRt)

And this isn't polio.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

138 I think of the scene in Terminator 3 where young John Connor says "Skynet IS the virus!".

The government IS the virus! As is their masters in the media.

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 07:49 PM (u+Y3T)

139 128 Im not a science denier....just not in the mood. Check back with me next year.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 07:44 PM

This!
Posted by: Wives Anonymous at July 27, 2021 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

Yes. When G-d wants me, nothing is going to stop it. I'd rather live free. On my own terms for as long as I can.

Oh, and F you Bob from NSA.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:49 PM (jvt6t)

140 @36

As has been said..


The Immune System is a Conspiracy Theory that colluded with Russians and was acting as an agent of foreign power without registering under FARA.

So you can expect the IC/LE apparatus to tip off CNN that they are going to effect and arrest on The Immune System in a dawn raid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 07:50 PM (QnTgm)

141 I thought CBD plays Hall Monitor 24/7.
Posted by: Gref

CBD don't play.

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)

142 and if bad side effects happen, it isn't fair if just the Karen's get them.

**

There it is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Fair? Yeah. Yeah it is. Same as if you are first in line to get new Air Jordans. If you are first, you get the shoes.

If you were first to get the jab and shit goes south, you get fucked.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 07:51 PM (OCTRt)

143
The never-to-be-insufficiently-feared DELTA VARIANT!!! has killed seven (7) people in Brazoria County, TX in the last month. 7!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2021 07:51 PM (mht8P)

144 When the polio vaccine came out, you didn't have to cajole, threaten, beg, offer incentives or shame parents. They were killing themselves to get them and their kids the vaccine.

Why not now?

Because this isn't a vaccine.


--Because this isn't (as bad as) polio

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 27, 2021 07:51 PM (dB4Iz)

145 CDC: Immune systems are obviously racist.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:52 PM (4fSQf)

146 Fair? Yeah. Yeah it is. Same as if you are first in line to get new Air Jordans. If you are first, you get the shoes.

If you were first to get the jab and shit goes south, you get fucked.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 07:51 PM (OCTRt)

If you're first in line for Air Jordans and they were made in an old Chinese pesticide plant....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)

147 I just hate that there are so many Science deniers who refuse to accept help from the man who cured HIV/AIDS to the point where there have only been 45K new cases annually since the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:52 PM (OeAlt)

148 141 I thought CBD plays Hall Monitor 24/7.
Posted by: Gref
CBD don't play.
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)

Probably eating some kinda sous vide shit and having a cocktail.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:53 PM (jvt6t)

149 FNM lurves to say that minorities are less likely to get the jab because they are medically underserved or some other BS meant to induce white guilt. The reality is they probably still remember hearing about the Tuskegee experiment where the CDC kept up their 'study' on syphilis long after it was learned that a dose or 2 of penicillin would kill that shit.

The wine mom demographic is far more likely to get the jabs because they don't have the lore of being used as lab rats like enlisted military and black folks do. I feel a bit bad for their kids, but not for any of the scared Karens hiding behind face diapers and thinking the vaccines will keep them safe. Silly twits don't even consider that if the vaccines do happen to have side effects that only show up months down the road the FNM will just blame Trump for 'rushing therm through' and anyone who mentions Biden's and the FNMS's push for widespread vaccinations will be called a conspiracy nut.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 27, 2021 07:53 PM (Aashi)

150 I'm not denying you, Science, I just have a headache tonight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:53 PM (6FeV1)

151 Keep on truckin'!

Posted by: CDC Goalposts at July 27, 2021 07:53 PM (4I/2K)

152 The never-to-be-insufficiently-feared DELTA VARIANT!!! has killed seven (7) people in Brazoria County, TX in the last month. 7!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

**

And the fun part is that they don't test for it. They have no idea if it's the Delta or Chicago version.

They are literally making it up as they go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:54 PM (OeAlt)

153 77 publius, it ain't just Alex Jones. An ex-VP at Pfizer, a cat named Yeadon, has gone public with concerns about mass deception and worse.

None of the C19 drugs are safe and effective. They're experimental, dangerous, and we're being stampeded into taking them.

Forced participation in medical experiments is Nazi stuff.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 27, 2021 07:54 PM (NouFn)

154 Probably eating some kinda sous vide shit and having a cocktail.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:53 PM (jvt6t)

What happens if you vaccum-seal a manhattan in a bag with one of those canister doohickeys and sous-vide it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:54 PM (6FeV1)

155 Fear profits a man nothing.

Posted by: Herger the Joyous at July 27, 2021 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

156 What happens if you vaccum-seal a manhattan in a bag with one of those canister doohickeys and sous-vide it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:54 PM (6FeV1)


*mind melts*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:55 PM (jvt6t)

157 Given how bad the left has treated everyone over the past decade, are they surprised that half this country couldn't give a shit if we actually did cause a global pandemic resurgence that wiped them out?

I'm less and less concerned for your safety these days.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

158 Jrod, You do realize that all apex predators are vicious and kill their prey and enemies in what we think are horrible ways, right? Have you ever read about how male lions take over new prides and what they do to the cubs in those prides? Have you ever seen them eat zebras while the zebras are still alive? The zebras often last a very long time...
It is what it is. They are not like humans that make conscious decisions to do horrible, evil things.


Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (E3FAu)

159 156 What happens if you vaccum-seal a manhattan in a bag with one of those canister doohickeys and sous-vide it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:54 PM (6FeV1)


*mind melts*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:55 PM (jvt6t)

Maybe throw some spices in there, and have a "mulled manhattan"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

160 Fear profits a man nothing.
**

Now let's not start talking crazy.
- Moderna, Novavax, J&J, DNC, (D) governors, teachers, etc. etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (OeAlt)

161
Funny when you realize the exact same Shits who label Everything to be cancer-causing in California are urging, nay, demanding everyone take these rushed, experimental "vaccines."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (kpKUH)

162 131. That makes two of us facepalming. The JAnd J vaccine is a viral vector vaccine. It is not a messenger RNA vaccine. You all have fun I am out.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 07:57 PM (gcNWh)

163 I got polio. I was much luckier than most.

It is a full time job.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 07:57 PM (ptq0O)

164 That is a very cool picture at the top. I love storms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 07:57 PM (LYEvi)

165 Babylon Bee: Scientists Predict Humans Will Simply Be Giant Rolling Balls Of Masks By 2024

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 07:58 PM (UHVv4)

166 Polio string cheese is the fuckin shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:58 PM (6FeV1)

167 Our last guidance is nonoperative. Here is our new guidance.

Posted by: CDC Goalposts at July 27, 2021 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

168 Maybe throw some spices in there, and have a "mulled manhattan"?

Saving it for the Food Thread.......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 07:59 PM (jvt6t)

169 @158

The most vicious animals are Alligators, Kimodo Dragons, Wild Dogs and of all creatures, Toads and Frogs.

If a toad can fit you into its mouth, you're going into it's mouth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 07:59 PM (QnTgm)

170 I thought polio was the sport of kings ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (V13WU)

171

D
E
A
D

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

172 Is anyone here having trouble accessing the site via AT&T? Or perhaps better put, is anyone here via AT&T? I just got a note from a commenter asking if the site was down because he couldn't get on.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (wyw4S)

173
That makes two of us facepalming. The JAnd J vaccine is a viral vector vaccine. It is not a messenger RNA vaccine. You all have fun I am out.
Posted by: Jen the original


That's what they tell you.
You really have no idea what these drugs are. We have to take their words for it.

But it's cool -- they're Scientists.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (kpKUH)

174

S
K
U
N
K

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

175 They all have polio ponies you know. Rich bustards.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (V13WU)

176 147 I just hate that there are so many Science deniers who refuse to accept help from the man who cured HIV/AIDS to the point where there have only been 45K new cases annually since the 90s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:52 PM (OeAlt)

Bu the 45K are mostly hetero people, cause that is what the people at the CDC (many the same people as today) were predicting in the 80s would happen, right?

Posted by: Bete at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (Ojki1)

177 My BIL had polio as a child. His right leg from the knee down is like a 10-12 yo. in size. Never bothered him and he can outwork me at 73.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 08:01 PM (jvt6t)

178 In the middle of the road?

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:01 PM (u+Y3T)

179 What happens if you vaccum-seal a manhattan in a bag with one of those canister doohickeys and sous-vide it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 07:54 PM


If you don't shake it, you're good, I think. Honestly, I can only remember the maple syrup rule.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

180 In the middle of the blog

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

181 160 Fear profits a man nothing.
**

Now let's not start talking crazy.
- Moderna, Novavax, J&J, DNC, (D) governors, teachers, etc. etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (OeAlt)

I know, right?

Posted by: The Mainstream Media, who never met a fear they couldn't turn into a profit at July 27, 2021 08:01 PM (l0Cy4)

182 So the AV vaccine (JnJ) uses an adenovirus as a carrying vector to ram a chunk of RNA straight into the mitochondria the hard way, rather than having a chunk of messenger RNA to sneak through the membrane by the usual mechanism of RNA transfer?

I haven't really read much on this stuff yet, just gleaning bits and pieces of the story here and there, and my background is certainly not biology.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

183 is anyone here via AT&T?


*raises hand*

Posted by: Herger the Joyous at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

184 why the heck does it end up justified ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM (V13WU)

185 But it's cool -- they're Scientists.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:00 PM (kpKUH)

They blinded ME....with SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM (jvt6t)

186 is anyone here via AT&T?


*raises hand*
Posted by: Herger the Joyous at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
-------

Thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM (wyw4S)

187 The Vaccines are a Potato.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (QnTgm)

188 If you don't shake it, you're good, I think. Honestly, I can only remember the maple syrup rule.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

No maple syrup after Easter? Or was that wearing white before Thanksgiving?

Rules suck.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (4fSQf)

189 Fear Is The Key

Posted by: Alastair McLean at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (4I/2K)

190 why the heck does it end up justified ?


He pulled first.

Posted by: Herger the Joyous at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

191 I revise my previous post. I want fauci alive, pants full of murder hornets, breathed on by hundreds of science deniers for an hour, and THEN thrown into the mouth of an active volcano. Remember, "science" used to believe that human sacrifice solved crises!

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (u+Y3T)

192
Read the history on polio vaccine development. It was not made in a year. There was a long history, with many failures until they got something that worked.

IIRC, one scientist killed his own children with a failed attempt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (Mzdiz)

193 Ain't nobody using them mitochondrianses anyways.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (OeAlt)

194 HOLD YOUR NOSE!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (UHVv4)

195 Clowns Me You Jokers

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

196 187 The Vaccines are a Potato.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM (QnTgm)


I don't get it.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 27, 2021 08:04 PM (4fSQf)

197
If someone asks how you're doing...

tell them you're "middling."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:04 PM (kpKUH)

198 Stuck in the middle with you!

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 08:04 PM (+ya+t)

199 Is anyone here having trouble accessing the site via AT&T? Or perhaps better put, is anyone here via AT&T? I just got a note from a commenter asking if the site was down because he couldn't get on.

Posted by: bluebell


I was all day long via AT&T. No issues.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 08:04 PM (OCTRt)

200 Rules suck. As a rule.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:04 PM (V13WU)

201 why the heck does it end up justified ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:02 PM


Boyd's gotta Boyd.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

202 Watching a Columbo with Patrick McGoohan as the murderer, Leslie Nielsen as the victim, And Larry Tate as the DC spy guy.

Lol

McGoohan is obnoxiously great each time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 27, 2021 08:05 PM (ufFY8)

203 Thanks, rickb223.

Must be a local issue for him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 08:05 PM (wyw4S)

204 Bu the 45K are mostly hetero people, cause that is what the people at the CDC (many the same people as today) were predicting in the 80s would happen, right?
Posted by: Bete

My wife is watching tv. There was a commercial just on for some HIV medicine. Oddly enough, there was no mention of behavioral or lifestyle actions that could contribute to HIV. Odd that.

Ask your doctor is buttsecks is right for you. If you feel queasy after buttsecks, discontinue buttsecks.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:05 PM (6WCwE)

205 I turned off wifi on my AT&T phone. site came up just fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 08:06 PM (5HBd1)

206 If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 08:06 PM (8iyB1)

207 Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:03 PM

You left out the part about cutting out his still-beating heart.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 27, 2021 08:06 PM (dB4Iz)

208 Thanks, Notsothoreau.

I appreciate the help, everyone! I think it must be a local thing for him.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 08:07 PM (wyw4S)

209 Ask your doctor is buttsecks is right for you. If you feel queasy after buttsecks, discontinue buttsecks.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:05 PM (6WCwE)

... the buttseks will continue until morale improves!!!!!

-Your Betters In The Government

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:07 PM (6FeV1)

210 unny when you realize the exact same Shits who label Everything to be cancer-causing in California are urging, nay, demanding everyone take these rushed, experimental "vaccines."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 07:56 PM (kpK

The exact same shits who read every label to make sure they don't eat anything thats GMO and want to legislate genetically modified food out of existence.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2021 08:07 PM (7uCN/)

211 You left out the part about cutting out his still-beating heart.
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 27, 2021 08:06 PM (dB4Iz)

We talkin' about Crowder again?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:07 PM (6FeV1)

212 Lots of nipples in this thread.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2021 08:07 PM (4fSQf)

213 204

Don't take buttsecks if you are allergic to buttsecks.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

214
Patrick McGoohan is the all time Columbo murderer champ, playing the murder 4 times. However, it was 2 times in the '70s and two more in the '90s run. He and Peter Falk were big buds, and McGoohan directed many Columbo episodes as well.

Now, Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp were 3 time murderers from the '70s. Jack Cassidy makes a hell of a good murderer, and had he lived, I think he would've done some more stints in the '90s as well, and would've been the all-time champ.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (Mzdiz)

215 If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 08:06 PM


Now you tell me.

Posted by: J. Toobin at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

216 197
If someone asks how you're doing...

tell them you're "middling."
Posted by: Soothsayer's
-----

I tell them that I seem to be okay, but then I'm not sure how I would know...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (830x5)

217 199 Is anyone here having trouble accessing the site via AT&T? Or perhaps better put, is anyone here via AT&T? I just got a note from a commenter asking if the site was down because he couldn't get on.

Posted by: bluebell
-------------------

Tell him to turn scripts off.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (XgGMK)

218 212 Lots of nipples in this thread.
Posted by: Joe Biden

The Indian Nipplesless 500 would like a word.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (6WCwE)

219 I'm fine. But not dandy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (6FeV1)

220 I am using my phone's hotspot which is through the AT&T network.

I hope we are driving someone's keyword search nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (LYEvi)

221
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 08:06 PM

Like a Polaroid picture

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (II3Gr)

222 Ask your doctor is buttsecks is right for you. If you feel queasy after buttsecks, discontinue buttsecks.

If you feel the sudden urge to run for governor of a state, please go to an emergency room immediately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (HaL55)

223
Right, LASue!

The "all organic" set are are all about untested vaccines. Suddenly Big Pharma is unimpeachable.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (kpKUH)

224 Tell him to turn scripts off.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (XgGMK)
------

Too late. I've already told him he needs to move.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (wyw4S)

225 Dolphins surfing: hang...errrr...one?

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (ZsR3z)

226 The Indian Nipplesless 500 would like a word.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (6WCwE)

Wouldn't that be the greek island warrior tribes who removed one of their breasts so they could hold a shield tighter to the body?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (LYEvi)

227 I'm eating Swedish meatballs and thinking about how to expand my bookshelves. It's like an off-world assault from some distant galaxy and alien race.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 27, 2021 08:10 PM (bCkNL)

228 226 The Indian Nipplesless 500 would like a word.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (6WCwE)

Wouldn't that be the greek island warrior tribes who removed one of their breasts so they could hold a shield tighter to the body?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM (LYEvi)

Lopsided Thermopylae.

I know that doesn't make sense, I just thought it would be fun to say.

Lopsided Thermopylae.

hehe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (6FeV1)

229 If you feel the sudden urge to run for governor of a state, please go to an emergency room immediately.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 08:09 PM


I'm good.

Posted by: Greg A. at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

230 Of course, I say that and then we hit a lull in the conversation. ace and garrett have said worse!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (LYEvi)

231
I'm fine. But not dandy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Just a guess, but you appear to be Three Sheets To The Wind.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (kpKUH)

232 bluebell, Hope your rested up after the amazing weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (q5jCo)

233 214

Yeah watching the second McG episode from the 70s.

SEason 5

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (ufFY8)

234 If you feel the sudden urge to run for governor of a state, please go to an emergency room immediately.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
-------

Or, if you are Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (830x5)

235 Drop your cocks and grab your socks....

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (u+Y3T)

236 Lopsided Thermopylae.

I know that doesn't make sense, I just thought it would be fun to say.

Lopsided Thermopylae.

hehe.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (6FeV1)

Dude. No man is allowed to use 'hehe' as it is too close to 'teehee' which don't go round these parts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (LYEvi)

237 Geez I leave for a few hours and this happens?? WTH?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (nxdel)

238 Nobody can say this isn't a well-balanced thread....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (PiwSw)

239 Just a guess, but you appear to be Three Sheets To The Wind.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:11 PM (kpKUH)

Only half a sheet. But i'm in a good mood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

240
I tell them that I seem to be okay, but then I'm not sure how I would know...
Posted by: Mike Hammer


"I'm not sick, but I'm not well," like that song.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (kpKUH)

241 Unless they are the aforementioned ace and garrett. They do their own thing. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (LYEvi)

242 235 Drop your cocks and grab your socks....
Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (u+Y3T)


*Looks for someone to put the rooster down

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

243
If you get pounded in the ass by 30-40 anonymous dudes every Friday and Saturday night, ask your doctor if Truvada for PrEP is right for you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

244 I never thought I would see the day, but comments about COVID now outnumber comments about Star Trek on this blog.

In 2025 we'll be arguing about whether COVID (The Original Series) was better than COVID (The Next Generation.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (Xwt96)

245 Dude. No man is allowed to use 'hehe' as it is too close to 'teehee' which don't go round these parts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (LYEvi)

more of a "heh heh" then a "hee hee", really.

But I'll Tee Hee if i damn well feel like it.

*spits to the side*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (6FeV1)

246 I always say 'Could be worse.' Then it just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (LYEvi)

247 I'd love it if people suddenly wised up and everyone on the street started pointing and laughing at Fauci and the FNM talking heads. Yeah, I don't think they all naively believe the BS they spew, but some do and the rest would probably find being a laughingstock more distressing than being called out as paid liars.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (Aashi)

248 Geez I leave for a few hours and this happens?? WTH?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (nxdel)


'twas ever thus.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (ghoDT)

249
I can't help but laugh at any of Leslie Nielsen's previous serious roles. I always see him as Frank Drebin, and I'm laughing no matter what he says or does.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (Mzdiz)

250 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (xK9An)

251 more of a "heh heh" then a "hee hee", really.

But I'll Tee Hee if i damn well feel like it.

*spits to the side*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (6FeV1)

Sir! Am I going to have to get security? *snicker*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (LYEvi)

252
240
I tell them that I seem to be okay, but then I'm not sure how I would know...
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"I'm not sick, but I'm not well," like that song.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (kpKUH)

And I'm so hot
'Cause I'm in hell

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (II3Gr)

253 I watched Bret Baier tonight because he had Mollie on when he asked Jonah Goldberg to comment. The voice that spoke was not Jonah, it was higher and more feminine. I had to look to make sure.

Did Jonah transition and got castrated but didn't tell anyone? Is this what happens when you emasculate yourself to please the Overstate and the billionaires?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (RMGKK)

254 Only half a sheet. But i'm in a good mood.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Sheeeeeeeeit!

Posted by: Clay Davis at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (6WCwE)

255 I'm finer than frogs hair.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (jvt6t)

256 ZOD ! DO SOMETHING!!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (V13WU)

257 The difference between teh gey and teh non gey is an e.

Hehe - gey
Heh - manly

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (4fSQf)

258 off science sock

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (jvt6t)

259 Hey! hogmartin.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (q5jCo)

260 248 Geez I leave for a few hours and this happens?? WTH?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:12 PM (nxdel)

'twas ever thus.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (ghoDT)

So it goes.

Never read that book. Probably should at some point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (LYEvi)

261 I liked Jack Cassidy as the crippled athlete who did some mind trick and ended up leaving his crippled body only to kill himself? instead of his whore of a wife. (Or so he thought)

"Night Gallery" I think...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 08:16 PM (R/m4+)

262 Evening.

I'd love to find a woman who'll spread her legs for me the same way the one above spread hers for the little lamb.

Hey, is this a filthy Centrist blog now?

Fuck the Centrists, I'm on the Right!

Posted by: Robert - 38 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 27, 2021 08:16 PM (1Yy3c)

263 Sir! Am I going to have to get security? *snicker*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:14 PM (LYEvi)

Jeez. I make one untoward suggestion about manhattan preparation, and suddenly it's a federal case.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:16 PM (6FeV1)

264 Star Trek had plenty of pandemics. Somehow Kirk solved them without masks or the CDC. Amazing.

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

265
I have a wacky theory that posits all the big Media "Influencers" who are pushing the vaccine want everyone else to get vaccinated so they don't have to.

Scott Adams is a big pro-masker. He wants everyone else to wear a mask so he doesn't have their germs all over the place when he goes into a store.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:16 PM (kpKUH)

266 *fades into the hedges*

Posted by: Radio Silence at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (x8Wzq)

267 If you get pounded in the ass by 30-40 anonymous dudes every Friday and Saturday night, ask your doctor if Truvada for PrEP is right for you.
Posted by: Insomniac


If you get pounded in the ass by 30-40 anonymous dudes every Friday and Saturday night, ask your doctor if TightenS for External Sphincter tightener is right for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (OCTRt)

268 Mr Mcgoohan was fun in his last Columbo as a murdering undertaker.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (ptq0O)

269 A local station here is just starting showing the 1990's Columbo last week.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (UHVv4)

270 Did Jonah transition and got castrated but didn't tell anyone? Is this what happens when you emasculate yourself to please the Overstate and the billionaires?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (RMGKK)

Something I have noticed (and this could just be me.) My voice went higher during shut down. I don't know what the hell it was. I am wondering if it is a function of activity though as it has gone back down as I have gotten more active. Was something I noticed when I hit the weights hard way back in high school. Maybe it is just clearing crap out of your lungs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (LYEvi)

271 Drop your cocks and grab your socks....
------------
WW2, on your feet!

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (+ya+t)

272 The original Star Trek was great fun as a youth.
Every lame attempt to follow is a travesty in the endoplasmic ethersphere of epic proportions...

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (8iyB1)

273 >>256 ZOD ! DO SOMETHING!!
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:15 PM (V13WU)

I am vaccinated. Mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (xK9An)

274 Steam has the new game Cuck Simulator. If you want to find out what it is like to be a Never-Trumper.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (ybIRR)

275 >> Mr Mcgoohan was fun in his last Columbo as a murdering undertaker.

ANd to top if off, he killed Rue McClanahan. With a blunt instrument.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (Mzdiz)

276 'twas ever thus.

nuh uh!!! Twasn't!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)

277
I am vaccinated. Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (xK9An)


Now put your mask on.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (V13WU)

278 267 If you get pounded in the ass by 30-40 anonymous dudes every Friday and Saturday night, ask your doctor if Truvada for PrEP is right for you.
Posted by: Insomniac

If you get pounded in the ass by 30-40 anonymous dudes every Friday and Saturday night, ask your doctor if TightenS for External Sphincter tightener is right for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (OCTRt)

Oh, sure, and *I'M* the one who's gay for saying "hehe".


Come on, man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (6FeV1)

279 you get pounded in the ass that much get a drawstring sewn in.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (q5jCo)

280 275 >> Mr Mcgoohan was fun in his last Columbo as a murdering undertaker.

ANd to top if off, he killed Rue McClanahan. With a blunt instrument.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (Mzdiz)

No jury would convict. Hell, they'd throw him a parade if he got whatshername, Bea Arthur.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (LYEvi)

281 Fuck the Centrists, I'm on the Right!

There's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (arJlL)

282 Isn't trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results the definition of something...Oh Yeah...SCIENCE

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (h1jJh)

283 Lap dance.....isle 7.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 08:20 PM (ptq0O)

284 279 you get pounded in the ass that much get a drawstring sewn in.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (q5jCo)

*snort*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 08:20 PM (jvt6t)

285 282 Isn't trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results the definition of something...Oh Yeah...SCIENCE
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (h1jJh)

Or "practice"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:21 PM (6FeV1)

286 I am watching them on demand on Tubi. (Columbo)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 27, 2021 08:21 PM (ufFY8)

287 Something I have noticed (and this could just be me.) My voice went higher during shut down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:17 PM (LYEvi)


Mine got a lot softer, and it wasn't exactly loud to begin with. I think Eromero said along the lines of I sound like a gynecologist.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2021 08:21 PM (ghoDT)

288
V
|
|
|
|
|
\

Snake?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 27, 2021 08:21 PM (BJKQV)

289 Living Color - Middle Man
https://youtu.be/Y6ULmPD-OQg

If you like their best known song Cult of Personality, you should like this one too!

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)

290 Everything is centered. Very classy looking.

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2021 08:21 PM (gLRfa)

291 253 ..The voice that spoke was not Jonah, it was higher and more feminine. I had to look to make sure.
--------------

Were Mollie's hands visible?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:22 PM (XgGMK)

292 >>279 you get pounded in the ass that much get a drawstring sewn in.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (q5jCo)

Resistance is foreplay.

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:22 PM (xK9An)

293 No jury would convict. Hell, they'd throw him a parade if he got whatshername, Bea Arthur.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2021 08:19 PM (LYEvi)

Maude > The Golden Girls

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 08:22 PM (R/m4+)

294 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at July 27, 2021 08:23 PM (W4eKo)

295
Weird how Bill Gates has been MIA.
Ever since his divorce, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:23 PM (kpKUH)

296 One of the nice things about the New Wave acts is that when they got political, it tended to be broadly cynical and not just "my guy good your guy bad." I always figured that came from watching the hippie movement self destruct.

Posted by: CppThis at July 27, 2021 08:23 PM (8h1h1)

297 Speaking of Lego Tactical Assault Squads... Anyone here remember the Hong Kong Cavaliers?

Tryna get my kiddo to watch it with me before she heads off to college. She's into anime and goofy stuff and I think Buckaroo Banzai is right up her alley

Posted by: 496 at July 27, 2021 08:23 PM (U1eOr)

298
In 2025 we'll be arguing about whether COVID (The Original Series) was better than COVID (The Next Generation.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2021 08:13 PM (Xwt96)
---------

Perhaps we will be on the Mu variant by then and the MuNuvians will at last have their day.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (wyw4S)

299 Pointy eared hobgoblin had to be the 2nd best Bones line.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (jvt6t)

300 In case anyone was wondering why the center tag was deprecated in favor of the div text-align attribute in December of 1999... this. This is why that happened in 1999.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (ghoDT)

301 *static*

Posted by: Radio Silence at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)

302 Weird how Bill Gates has been MIA.
Ever since his divorce, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:23 PM (kpKUH


Monthly blood transfusion?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (4fSQf)

303 Yeah, Bill's divorce looked like it was going to be a real expose', hookers and all, but then it just went away.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (XgGMK)

304 Pretenders -- Middle Of The Road
https://youtu.be/FrHyQdZQMAY

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (mZUr4)

305 Sweden stats show lockdowns were a crime. article by Hector Dremmond (I'd never heard of him) ... author of Biscuit Factory (never heard of it) ... stats on how their economy only dipped 2.5%, less than others, and they stayed open.

https://tinyurl.com/d8phwc3f

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (Cus5s)

306 @279
We call that a puckerstring in these parts.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (8iyB1)

307 Welp there went that monitor, thanks bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (q5jCo)

308 Weird how Bill Gates has been MIA.

He's busy buying up all the farmland.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (nxdel)

309 Jim, these C19 Delta viri are born pregnant!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (4I/2K)

310 Monthly blood transfusion?
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (4fSQf)

Legitimate.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2021 08:25 PM (jvt6t)

311 300 In case anyone was wondering why the center tag was deprecated in favor of the div text-align attribute in December of 1999... this. This is why that happened in 1999.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2021 08:24 PM (ghoDT)

--------------------------

I remember that. The Great Middling, they called it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:26 PM (CAJOC)

312 Jim, it's time for Uhura's physical.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at July 27, 2021 08:26 PM (W4eKo)

313 301 *static*
-------

slapweasel doesn't come around much anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:26 PM (XgGMK)

314 >>> I'm fine. But not dandy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (6FeV1)

I'm hunky-dory.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (20dZh)

315 Last time I saw Gates on the tube he looked astoundingly similar, if not identical, to crap.

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (r4sI4)

316 ANd to top if off, he killed Rue McClanahan. With a blunt instrument.
Posted by: publius

The Paolo, how you say, kills with his blunt instrument.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (6WCwE)

317
What's that song that goes don't come around here no more?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (kpKUH)

318 Zod's standing in the middle of life/with his pants behind him/he's got a smile for everyone he meets...

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (xK9An)

319 Pointy eared hobgoblin had to be the 2nd best Bones line

So what is the best one?

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

320 What's that song that goes don't come around here no more?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (kpKUH)

NWA, "Fuck da Po-Lice"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (6FeV1)

321 Maude > The Golden Girls

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2021 08:22 PM (R/m4+)

You know you are getting up there when "The Golden Girls" start to look pretty good.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (CnLt3)

322 "What's that song that goes don't come around here no more?"

The Way We Were?

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

323 Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (V13WU)

324 What's that song that goes don't come around here no more?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (kpKUH

Zombie Tom Petty

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:28 PM (4fSQf)

325 How did I know that ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:29 PM (V13WU)

326 What's that song that goes don't come around here no more?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (kpKUH)


Tom Petty
https://youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:29 PM (mZUr4)

327 In fairness to Bill Gates, if I had unlimited money, a great place to throw horndog pool parties, and no wife running around mucking things up, I'd be majorly MIA too.

Posted by: CppThis at July 27, 2021 08:29 PM (8h1h1)

328 Tom Petty is dead ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:29 PM (V13WU)

329
NO
CENTER
I
SPOCK

Posted by: The Horta at July 27, 2021 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

330 314 >>> I'm fine. But not dandy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:08 PM (6FeV1)

I'm hunky-dory.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2021 08:27 PM (20dZh)

---------------------

You're a muscular blue tang fish?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:30 PM (CAJOC)

331 I have a wacky theory that posits all the big Media "Influencers" who are pushing the vaccine want everyone else to get vaccinated so they don't have to.

-----------------------

I've been thinking the same for some time now and the hysteria is proof that they are getting impatient.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 27, 2021 08:30 PM (RMGKK)

332 Bones had several good lines in the episode with the dudes who threw sharp frisbees with deadly accuracy. "Now you may be the wife of a Ti-er, but I'm a doctor!"

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)

333 *beep*

Posted by: Radio Static at July 27, 2021 08:30 PM (x8Wzq)

334 Well this is new.

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2021 08:30 PM (MVjcR)

335 I'm smarter than you are because I have a masters degree...

...in NEW SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Dr. Science at July 27, 2021 08:31 PM (LaNzR)

336 328 Tom Petty is dead ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:29 PM (V13WU)

--------------------------

Yep. As I recall, it was shortly after finishing touring, so he could spend more time with his grandkids.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:31 PM (CAJOC)

337
Tom Petty
https://youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8
Posted by: Doof


Whoa, that music video.
Should I know who that is as Alice (in Wonderland)?
She looks like someone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:31 PM (kpKUH)

338 "Spock. What do you make of it?"
"Fascinating, Captain. The babies just come with the scenery."

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:32 PM (xK9An)

339 It's like drapes only they don't part in the middle.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:32 PM (XgGMK)

340 Dr. McCoy, is it really necessary to palpitate everything so thoroughly every damn week?

Posted by: Yeoman Rand at July 27, 2021 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

341 Poetically I'm a bed of warm cheesecake.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 08:32 PM (ptq0O)

342 308 And buying a C19 test company with Soros in the U.K.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 27, 2021 08:33 PM (NouFn)

343
Tom Petty will always be "Lucky."

Sad that both Lucky and Luanne are mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:33 PM (kpKUH)

344 @158 Brunnhilde-Wolves are apex predators that kill their pray in ways that people find terrible? No shit huh?
Being a hunter that witnessed what I mentioned in my comment to begin with I'm betting dollars to donuts that yeah, I kinda know that. The beautiful part to them stories is all the winter coyote pelts I was able to acquire from the beef ranch and all the long distance shots 700-1100 yards on the coyotes hitting the antelope herds in the spring. Nevada Department of Fish and Game told me to knock the piss out of the coyotes and I obliged them.
Nothing like putting a .30 caliber 240grain Sierra Matchking through a coyote with the impact energy of a VW Bug going 200mph. It shatters bones from the base of their spine to their hips and saves baby antelope from a terrible death. That's a win for the other apex predator. Me.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 27, 2021 08:33 PM (0jZnq)

345 Yeoman, we have to be sure.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at July 27, 2021 08:33 PM (W4eKo)

346 332 Bones had several good lines in the episode with the dudes who threw sharp frisbees with deadly accuracy. "Now you may be the wife of a Ti-er, but I'm a doctor!"
Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)
---------------------

And he hit her. Right there on the TV.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:34 PM (XgGMK)

347
M
I
D
D
L
E

Posted by: 496 at July 27, 2021 08:34 PM (U1eOr)

348 And Gates and Soros bought a Covid-testing company in the UK called Mologic.

https://twitter.com/TheJordanRachel/status/
1417510236890537984

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 08:34 PM (UHVv4)

349 I love thunderstorms and rain coming down on a tin roof while you're having a little whiskey and a cigar. And you're sitting in a highback leather chair with you feet up and a black cat purring on your lap.

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2021 08:34 PM (0OP+5)

350 And he hit her. Right there on the TV.

And he added the right cross to his medical book!

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:35 PM (u+Y3T)

351 The actress is that Tom Petty video is Louise "Wish" Foley

Posted by: Reiger, Nardo, Banta, etc at July 27, 2021 08:36 PM (mZUr4)

352 Yeoman, we have to be sure.
Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at July 27, 2021 08:33 PM (W4eKo)

Well you could at least stop grinning so much.

Posted by: Yeoman Rand at July 27, 2021 08:36 PM (4I/2K)

353 "Mologic"

Moloch.

Fuckin hell, people.

Why not just call it "Fuckyoupeasants"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:37 PM (6FeV1)

354 And for those that missed it a Russian sex-shop worker beats off a robber's attack using an 18" dildo! Oddly enough, from the UK Daily Telegraph. Includes cctv footage!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 08:37 PM (UHVv4)

355 "I've never watched it but the description and Gregory Peck being in it makes me think it's pro-Red "war is evil" stuff."
*********
My Dad fought on Pork Chop and Old Baldy. He didn't think much of that movie.

Posted by: Cosda at July 27, 2021 08:37 PM (kpLM+)

356 Just back from one last Free-Faced shopping trip.

Lot of sheeple wearing the tard rags.

fml that we're really doing this again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (Bmy3R)

357 353 "Mologic"

Moloch.

Fuckin hell, people.

Why not just call it "Fuckyoupeasants"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:37 PM (6FeV1


They do love parading it out in the open.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (4fSQf)

358 Was all set to sous vide a pork chop, but found out it would take 84 hours to do it. Surely this must be some kind of sinister cult activity.

Posted by: Weisenheimer at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (JPtHE)

359 Wow, the center is still holding, 350 comments in!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (SRRAx)

360 Off Taxi sock. Holy crap that was from ages ago! (I'm on my phone using Brave browser)

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (mZUr4)

361 A tiger purr would make a good techno song.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 08:39 PM (ptq0O)

362 >>beats off a robber's attack using an 18" dildo!

That's what Zod likes about you. You really know how to dance.

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:39 PM (xK9An)

363 I love thunderstorms and rain coming down on a tin roof while you're having a little whiskey and a cigar. And you're sitting in a highback leather chair with you feet up and a black cat purring on your lap.

That beats having a whiny chiweenie in your lap that won't shut up no matter how many times you tell him to shush!!! Good thing he's cute.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:39 PM (nxdel)

364 358 Was all set to sous vide a pork chop, but found out it would take 84 hours to do it. Surely this must be some kind of sinister cult activity.
Posted by: Weisenheimer at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (JPtHE


It's a pyramid scheme. Sorry you got caught up in it.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

365 LOL Teresa.. could be a record!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)

366 fml that we're really doing this again.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (Bmy3R)

We don't have to.

Go to the store. Get accosted. Politely tell them that you'll not be spending your money there. Leave.

It would only take a handful of days to get things to change if enough people did that.

You may just have to suck it up at the grocery store and the liquor store, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:40 PM (6FeV1)

367 They do love parading it out in the open

Remember Obama's logo? It was a direct rip of the old Weather Underground logo - Bill Ayers' squad. Yes, they parade it for their supporters and the GOP is too stupid (or complicit, or bought off) to care.

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:40 PM (u+Y3T)

368 Good things come to those who wait. And wait...and wait...and wait...

Posted by: Sue Vide at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (W4eKo)

369 beats off a robber's attack using an 18" dildo!


==


see, here is the dildo advantage, you cannot do that with an 18" vagina

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (V13WU)

370 360 Off Taxi sock. Holy crap that was from ages ago! (I'm on my phone using Brave browser)
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:38 PM (mZUr4)

----------------------

Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)

371 or can you? I mean that would be scary , no ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 08:42 PM (V13WU)

372 see, here is the dildo advantage, you cannot do that with an 18" vagina
Posted by: runner

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:42 PM (6WCwE)

373
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

I think that's my favorite of the I'm a doctor, not an X.

DeForest Kelley, also quipped about being typecast that his greatest fear was that his tombstone would read, "He's dead, Jim."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 27, 2021 08:43 PM (Mzdiz)

374 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

I seem to remember that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:43 PM (6WCwE)

375 Former President Donald Trump asked his supporters what would happen to the popularity of LeBron James if the National Basketball Association's biggest star transitioned from male to female.

Speaking at the "Protect Our Elections" rally in Arizona, Trump questioned what would happen to the "greatness" of James if he transitioned and took the court in the Women's National Basketball Association.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 08:43 PM (UHVv4)

376 >>> Yes, they parade it for their supporters and the GOP is too stupid (or complicit, or bought off) to care.

Posted by: Mookie at July 27, 2021 08:40 PM (u+Y3T)
---------------------

They could be pacifists but they are too afraid.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 08:44 PM (XgGMK)

377 Got an email, H-380 available. One pound, $75., with shipping.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2021 08:44 PM (CnLt3)

378 is "eidetic" greek for "nice ass"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:44 PM (6FeV1)

379 A tiger purr would make a good techno song.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 08:39 PM (ptq0O)


Some OG techno from Kraftwerk...
https://youtu.be/jYMIkq3NIgE

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:44 PM (mZUr4)

380 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)

and big memory banks.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 27, 2021 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

381 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?

Yeah I saw something about that years ago and they were interviwing all these different people and she was one of them. Fascinating.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 08:45 PM (nxdel)

382 Speaking at the "Protect Our Elections" rally in Arizona, Trump questioned what would happen to the "greatness" of James if he transitioned and took the court in the Women's National Basketball Association.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 08:43 PM (UHVv4)

lolwut

This is what pissed me off about The Donald as President, as much as I liked him....

You masterfully set up the haymaker with precision jabs, and then you stop punching, walk over to the ropes, and moon the TV camera.... what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (6FeV1)

383 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)


I did not know that. I don't even know what that means!

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (mZUr4)

384 Queen James, LaBronda!

Posted by: Shhh vewy vewy twumpy at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (EFm8U)

385
The actress is that Tom Petty video is Louise "Wish" Foley
Posted by: Reiger, Nardo, Banta, etc


Hmm, never had a big career.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (kpKUH)

386 374 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?

Posted by: No One of Consequence



I seem to remember that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:43 PM (6WCwE)

Also heard, without confirmation, that she rather liked the act of love.

Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2021 08:47 PM (CnLt3)

387 That Buitengebieden twitter feed is my new favorite! I've sent it to lots of friends and family!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 27, 2021 08:47 PM (qe5CM)

388 Marilu Henner could tell you what she had for lunch on Sept 2, 1977 and what day of the week it was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 08:47 PM (Us21C)

389 What if Moochele came out as a woman?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

390 384 Queen James, LaBronda!
Posted by: Shhh vewy vewy twumpy at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (EFm8U)

She's got what plants crave?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:48 PM (6FeV1)

391 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

She can only remember something if she pees on it ?

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL)

392 >>and then you stop punching, walk over to the ropes, and moon the TV camera.... what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (6FeV1)

Sun-In-His-Hair. An idiot, but *our* idiot.

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (xK9An)

393 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (arJlL)

394 391 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

She can only remember something if she pees on it ?
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL)

No, she gets clingy during lighting strikes.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (4fSQf)

395 Sun-In-His-Hair. An idiot, but *our* idiot.
Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (xK9An)

Yao.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (6FeV1)

396 What if Moochele came out as a woman?
------------
They have money for operations now.

Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

397 396 What if Moochele came out as a woman?
------------
They have money for operations now.
Posted by: dartist at July 27, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t

Think of the money they will save on duct tape.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 08:51 PM (4fSQf)

398 It's very likely the Donald's sense of humor and impish bent is what keeps him sane.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 08:52 PM (QZ/dC)

399
Remember the episode of Taxi when one of them has a dream and the whole cast transforms into tuxedos does a big song and dance routine?

We saw Marilu's bum-bum.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 08:52 PM (kpKUH)

400 This is what pissed me off about The Donald as President, as much as I liked him....

You masterfully set up the haymaker with precision jabs, and then you stop punching, walk over to the ropes, and moon the TV camera.... what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:46 PM (6FeV1)

Oddly enough I have no issue with that quote. Unless I'm missing something.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 08:53 PM (ElYwz)

401 Marilu Henner could tell you what she had for lunch on Sept 2, 1977 and what day of the week it was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 08:47 PM (Us21C)

And thanks to Facebook now everyone can do that.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 08:54 PM (ElYwz)

402 Oddly enough I have no issue with that quote. Unless I'm missing something.

I thought that was pretty funny. That's my president right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 08:54 PM (HaL55)

403 You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to invert Tater until his head emerges through his rectum. Then I'd like to give him a bacon mask. Then slowly smoke him over a hickory fire.
I don't know what I'd do after that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 27, 2021 08:54 PM (cSyAR)

404 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)


I remember that!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2021 08:55 PM (axyOa)

405 "I love thunderstorms and rain coming down on a tin roof while you're
having a little whiskey and a cigar. And you're sitting in a highback
leather chair with you feet up and a black cat purring on your lap."

...while planning on what is best in life: crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of their women,


Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2021 08:55 PM (PTDkx)

406 Marilu Henner would make a terrible wife.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 08:55 PM (ElYwz)

407 Also heard, without confirmation, that she rather liked the act of love.
Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2021 08:47 PM


The Pompetus is everywhere.

Posted by: Maurice at July 27, 2021 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

408 Trump knows how to talk to *everyone*. We will continue to take him from granted until we see how hard a time the next guy has getting our points across.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 08:57 PM (ElYwz)

409 Good evening, Horde...

Posted by: Ladyl at July 27, 2021 08:57 PM (Okukq)

410 404 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)


I remember that!
Posted by: Diogenes

See also 374.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:58 PM (6WCwE)

411 Oddly enough I have no issue with that quote. Unless I'm missing something.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 08:53 PM (ElYwz)

I don't have a problem with it either as such, it's just sorta silly and off topic. I guess it's just a rally speech, not some official set-piece things, so whatever, but it just makes me a little irked.... now is not the time for having fun. Now is not the time for stray voltage. There is a cabal infesting D.C. that is literally planning to have him executed as a "war criminal" for merely existing outside of their umbrella (and quite possibly trying to drag people like me with him), and he's cracking tranny jokes?

Maybe i'm just mad that it seems like an uneconomical use of effort, is all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:58 PM (6FeV1)

412 I don't know what I'd do after that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 27, 2021 08:54 PM


Ring the dinner bell for Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

413 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2021 08:59 PM (arJlL)

414 "407 Also heard, without confirmation, that she rather liked the act of love.
Posted by: Javems at July 27, 2021 08:47 PM

The Pompetus is everywhere."
******
I remember seeing her on the Tonight Show years ago when she said that she lost her virginity on the night in July 1969 when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

Posted by: Cosda at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (kpLM+)

415 >>Then I'd like to give him a bacon mask. Then slowly smoke him over a hickory fire. I don't know what I'd do after that. Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 27, 2021 08:54 PM (cSyAR)

Then you would call Zod Imperial. "Zod. I have liquor and a situation."

"Acceptable."

Posted by: ZOD at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (xK9An)

416 Ridicule is an effective weapon against these pricks. It has the effect of making them appear as small as they are.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (QZ/dC)

417 405 "I love thunderstorms and rain coming down on a tin roof while you're
having a little whiskey and a cigar. And you're sitting in a highback
leather chair with you feet up and a black cat purring on your lap."

...while planning on what is best in life: crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of their women,


Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2021 08:55 PM (PTDkx)


If I weren't already in love I would have to marry you.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (Okukq)

418 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?

Posted by: No One of Consequence

iirc, so does Sarah Palin.

Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (am54q)

419 Speaking of Taxi, did you know Marilu Henner has an eidetic memory?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 27, 2021 08:41 PM (CAJOC)


I remember that!
Posted by: Diogenes

See also 374.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 08:58 PM (6WCwE)


Yeah well i got here late so and i wasn't going to read all the input.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2021 09:01 PM (axyOa)

420 Maybe i'm just mad that it seems like an uneconomical use of effort, is all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 08:58 PM (6FeV1)

How else does he draw attention to the fact that he's speaking at a Fake Election rally? Or that he even exists? I think that oughta do it.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 09:01 PM (ElYwz)

421 There has to be a snooty French term for inverting Tater until his head emerges through his rectum.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 27, 2021 09:02 PM (cSyAR)

422 I remember seeing her on the Tonight Show years ago when she said that she lost her virginity on the night in July 1969 when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

Posted by: Cosda at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (kpLM+)

What the hell was she doing up there?

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 09:02 PM (ElYwz)

423 What the hell was she doing up there?
Posted by: ... at July

I think we know both the 'what' and the 'who'.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 09:03 PM (6WCwE)

424 How else does he draw attention to the fact that he's speaking at a Fake Election rally? Or that he even exists? I think that oughta do it.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 09:01 PM (ElYwz)

Ha. Fair point, actually.

I didn't know he was speaking until just now. Or if I knew, I forgot because I didn't care.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 09:03 PM (6FeV1)

425 I remember seeing her on the Tonight Show years ago when she said that she lost her virginity on the night in July 1969 when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

Posted by: Cosda at July 27, 2021 09:00 PM (kpLM+)

Ah yes, the Summer of 69.

Posted by: Bryan Adams at July 27, 2021 09:04 PM (4I/2K)

426 Has there ever been an entire post that was centered?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2021 09:04 PM (U2p+3)

427 "What the hell was she doing up there?"
******
Apparently riding one hell of a rocket.

Posted by: Cosda at July 27, 2021 09:04 PM (kpLM+)

428 Somebody forgot to close an html tag.

Posted by: Don't vvvax me bro at July 27, 2021 09:06 PM (8YkRp)

429 - Walk on the surface of the moon
- Stay in the lander and have microgravity bouncy-fun-time with 1969 Marilu Henner


I'm going with option 2.

Posted by: Michael Collins at July 27, 2021 09:06 PM (6FeV1)

430 Apparently riding one hell of a rocket.
Posted by: Cosda

Literally and figuratively!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 09:06 PM (6WCwE)

431 Neil was a married man.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2021 09:07 PM (XgGMK)

432 NOOD

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 27, 2021 09:07 PM (rt0xh)

433 Walk on the surface of the moon
- Stay in the lander and have microgravity bouncy-fun-time with 1969 Marilu Henner

I'm going with option 2.
Posted by: Michael Collins at July 27, 2021 09:06 PM


Nice of you to cheer your buddy Buzz on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2021 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

434 Not fair!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2021 09:11 PM (U2p+3)

435 yeah , the rain and the bourbon is that good

Posted by: yoeman is now ungrateful servant at July 27, 2021 09:30 PM (BYNHj)

436 Alas, the centre has not held.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 27, 2021 10:53 PM (UHVv4)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0571 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0218 seconds, 444 records returned.
Page size 190 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat