Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe:

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Men vs. machine.


Zen monk cat calms aggressive cat.

Drum major spill.

Bus driver delivers unruly customer to the depths of hell.

Soiboi swipes at Trump flag, then gets into a karmic collision.

Putting a politician where he belongs.

Classic orca bitchslap.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 St

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 06:33 PM (/+bwe)

2
SPONGE!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2021 06:33 PM (DUIap)

3 Quotation quota met.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 26, 2021 06:33 PM (uhPTO)

4 Farzrohr!

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

5 Or quokka. Cucumber strikes.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 26, 2021 06:33 PM (uhPTO)

6 The quokka is cute.

I was reading yesterday, skunks can also be friendly to humans sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2021 06:34 PM (pbSLk)

7 heh

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 26, 2021 06:34 PM (b+v9B)

8 dang it

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

9 Hiya Ace !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 06:34 PM (arJlL)

10
Am I the first to say what happened to Tucker Carlson was kind of a Twitter thread come-to-life moment?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:35 PM (weCf+)

11 i wish the first pick had a video. That is one happy dog.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 06:35 PM (F2/Ok)

12 Shit, my dawg woulda freaked at the Fox...

Stared him down going.... dare ya...

Watched it happen across my Fence in Denver a couple of times when I lived on the edge of town.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

13 OTTERS!
OTTERS!
OTTERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM (Mgzod)

14 years. At these nightly starting to get them as suggestions on my YouTube, just watched this about a injured goose
https://youtu.be/NJhfVvdYrb4

It's pretty touching the interaction of the geese

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM (Cxk7w)

15 Thank You for the otters, Ace!!!

Now my day is better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM (Mgzod)

16 13 OTTERS!
OTTERS!
OTTERS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM (Mgzod)

Mega Zod? You sound wayyyyy too excited about otters...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM (oHd/0)

17 Love the Bat cleaning and the Porch Pirate Beatdown.

More Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2021 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

18 Willowed
JUST IN: Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland



I hope they were nice enough to at least call her Senator and not Ma'am.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:38 PM (xPl2J)

19 Stirewalt is half way to late life Orson Welles

Here ya go, another donut and a shot

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 26, 2021 06:38 PM (DePyg)

20 I AM MEGAZOD!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (Mgzod)

21 That Quokka doesn't seem to give a shit about the lockdowns. And she's not wearing a mask!
Somebody report her!

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

22
Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

Posted by: Mark1971


Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (weCf+)

23 So the Dems are going to try to go after Kavanaugh. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (ApOPt)

24 Oh that's too bad about Mrs Boxer.

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

25 Bats! We have bats!!!

Thank you, ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

26
Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

Posted by: Mark1971


These are the Frankensteins you created, m'am. Enjoy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:40 PM (weCf+)

27 Mmmmm, rich corinthian bat leather.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2021 06:40 PM (F0YaR)

28 13 OTTERS!
OTTERS!
OTTERS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM (Mgzod)

We need that zen cat in here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (z5Vrg)

29 Ok....who let the otters in here?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (rBtIz)

30 Not as if Kavanaugh's any good to us. I hope the Left eats him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (JN3xP)

31 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

Posted by: Mark1971

Good.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (weCf+)

Defund the Police... she said...

Reap.... Sow... some assembly required.

And if they took less than $1000? They won't be prosecuted under Calif. Law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (oHd/0)

32 Oh that's too bad about Mrs Boxer.

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

Hey asshole, That's SENATOR Boxer. I worked a long tome to get that title!

Posted by: SENATOR Barbara Boxer at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (xPl2J)

33 That fox that jumped over the dog got extra bragging rights on his pals.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (Cxk7w)

34
So the Dems are going to try to go after Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Good.
Fuck that cocksucker. And that Any Comy Barrett, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:41 PM (weCf+)

35 Good doggie. Good doggie. Now fetch me my skinning knife and a bag of potatoes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)

36 Suppose Boxer got robbed at gunpoint? Because that would just be hilarious

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (O7b05)

37 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

Posted by: Mark1971
.......

pushed er in the back and took her cell phone.
Even our criminals are pussies.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

38 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

Posted by: Mark1971

Good.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM

That's a terrible thing to say. TM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (rBtIz)

39 I love the video of the French protestors splattering Macron's house with shit. They even got a bunch of it inside, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (JN3xP)

40 OTTERS!
OTTERS!
OTTERS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:37 PM


Glad to see you've embraced river otters!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Otters sound like baby birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (63Dwl)

42 OTTERS!
OTTERS!


Check your 6.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (wWia/)

43 Reap the whirlwind Ms Boxer

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2021 06:43 PM (Cxk7w)

44 Bat content baby!

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2021 06:43 PM (mbFEM)

45 BEE: To Improve Box Office Performance, LeBron To Be Digitally Replaced By Michael Jordan In 'Space Jam 2'

https://tinyurl.com/hu22rb8v

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:44 PM (wAnMi)

46 Hey asshole, That's SENATOR Boxer. I worked a long tome to get that title!
Posted by: SENATOR Barbara Boxer"


Ok Ms Boxer.

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

47 Suppose Boxer got robbed at gunpoint? Because that would just be hilarious
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM

No weapons, even better.

See how lack of guns solves everything, ma'am?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 06:44 PM (/+bwe)

48
I love the video of the French protestors splattering Macron's house with shit. They even got a bunch of it inside, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


That's savage.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:44 PM (weCf+)

49 I love the video of the French protestors splattering Macron's house with shit. They even got a bunch of it inside, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (JN3xP)
........

Try that to Biden's house and you'd be shot or get life in prison.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

50 Glad to see you've embraced river otters!
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Pffffft. The sea otters in the ice bath are WAAAAAAY cuter.

Neener!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:45 PM (Mgzod)

51 I bet Babs would have plugged that punk if she was packing.

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:45 PM (Tnijr)

52 I hope they DO impeach Kavanaugh.

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2021 06:45 PM (mbFEM)

53 Hmmm... Bab Boxer's phone? Would be interesting to see what the hell is on THAT.

Bet she still holds a security clearance.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

54 So, why are they going after Kav?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

55 >>pushed er in the back and took her cell phone.


THIS is why California needs light rail!

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (wWia/)

56 So the Dems are going to try to go after Kavanaugh.

Why? He's doing everything his overlords have asked of him.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (W4eKo)

57 Aw it looks like it's not actually Macron's house just some other building Paris. Stupid Twitter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (JN3xP)

58 They stole Boxer's cell phone. The authorities are acting like it is the Lindbergh baby.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

59 Oh that's too bad about Mrs Boxer.
Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (Tnijr)


Ain't it sad? https://youtu.be/eFSIP75wmJM

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:47 PM (wAnMi)

60
I never watched the first Space Jam, but I see there was a rabbit character in it, "Lola," who was rather buxom, or voluptuous, whatever.

In Space Jam 2, the Lola rabbit is flat as a Ellen Page.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:47 PM (weCf+)

61 I hope the robber called her Ma'am.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

62
So, why are they going after Kav?
Posted by: Romeo13


Why do dogs lick their balls?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (weCf+)

63 They stole Boxer's cell phone. The authorities are acting like it is the Lindbergh baby.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (2DOZq)


There's a shooting or Asian getting curb stomped about every 3 hours in Oakland right now. It's crazy. For some reason, they can't figure it out - so the solution is obviously more gun control and a global warming tax.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

64 Impeach Kavanaugh? Sure, waste all of their time on a process that will end with no conviction.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (0QYMt)

65 pushed er in the back and took her cell phone.
Even our criminals are pussies.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

Was the cell phone worth less than $950? Could be just another day of shopping by the Bay.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (uhPTO)

66 I wonder what the dog said to the deer..."Come on over, my mom has treats!!"

Posted by: pj at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (G1dq6)

67 We need to put a bounty out for Bab's phone...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

68 Ain't it sad? https://youtu.be/eFSIP75wmJM
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:47 PM

Comments turned off.

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 06:49 PM (rBtIz)

69 They stole Boxer's cell phone. The authorities are acting like it is the Lindbergh baby.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

Probably jam packed with various evidence of various crimes and treason. I bet they're shitting bricks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:49 PM (JN3xP)

70 >>There's a shooting or Asian getting curb stomped about every 3 hours in Oakland right now. It's crazy. For some reason, they can't figure it out - so the solution is obviously more gun control and a global warming tax.

Have they tried eliminating Bail?

...just kidding.

Seriously, though.. 3 Hours?

Chicago called and wants you to Be Better, Oakland.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (wWia/)

71 Impeach Kavanaugh for what? I don't like him or Barrett or Gorsuch but I definitely don't want another Commie on the bench. You fight with the army you have. You don't give your enemy more weapons.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

72 65 pushed er in the back and took her cell phone.
Even our criminals are pussies.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

Was the cell phone worth less than $950? Could be just another day of shopping by the Bay.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (uhPTO)

But she was part of the REAL ruling class... in DC....

So like Jan 6, its the worstest thing EVER!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

73 Otters' pre-surprise preparation.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (ufFY8)

74 "Pull my finger" and "Turn the other cheek" are now death threats.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (UHVv4)

75 Duncanthrax and Nurse, here's my contribution to the mix: ice-cold river otter for a hot day here:

https://tinyurl.com/5duzbt5d

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (/+bwe)

76 I never watched the first Space Jam, but I see there was a rabbit character in it, "Lola," who was rather buxom, or voluptuous, whatever.

In Space Jam 2, the Lola rabbit is flat as a Ellen Page.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:47 PM (weCf+)


The first one seriously got the furry ball rolling. So much so that WB introduced Minerva Mink in Animaniacs to capitalize on it. Since we worked with some of the animators and voice talent during that period, I can tell you there were and still are some people that are more than fixated. I think they did this because they can't be empowered and have big hooters.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

77 >>We need to put a bounty out for Bab's phone...


Naked Selfies Leaked in 3...

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM (wWia/)

78 Could it be....SMOD!?

@ThisIsMarietta 16m

A "Mega-Comet" that is at least 62 miles wide has entered our solar system.
The Comet, Bernardinelli-Bernsteinthe, is the biggest comet ever discovered but scientists are assuring us that it is absolutely no threat to our planet.
(AWWW DAMNIT)

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

79 I wonder what the dog said to the deer..."Come on over, my mom has treats!!"
Posted by: pj at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (G1dq6)
.......

Do you like Snausages?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

80 A fresh USB cookie to someone who can successfully pinpoint what it is about modern headline writing that is so irritating.

You know... the ones where they make their descriptive statement and then end it with things like "...And it's Brilliant" or "...And The Result is Astounding" or "...And it is Genius".

I have a vague series of ideas about what it is, but I am challenging somebody to distill it to its essence.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (Sq5xa)

81 French parliament approved the coronapas yesterday. It still needs approval from their Supreme Court kinda thing.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (H+05v)

82 I don't think that they'll impeach him, and they certainly don't have enough votes to remove. This is about whipping up support for court packing and the midterms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (ApOPt)

83 Pffffft. The sea otters in the ice bath are WAAAAAAY cuter.

Neener!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 06:45 PM


Ok ... but ... sea otters have certain ... proclivities ... that are well-known to The Horde.

Proclivities that are admired by some, and feared by otters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

84 Naked Selfies Leaked in 3...
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2021 06:50 PM

That was not a nice thing you just did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (rBtIz)

85
I think they did this because they can't be empowered and have big hooters.
Posted by: clutch cargo


It's one or the other?

Gee, touch choice...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (weCf+)

86 Impeach Kavanaugh for what?

-------

He's a judge. They're all criminals. They can throw him from the roof of the Court along with all his colleagues and subordinates, for all I care.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (JN3xP)

87 Why do they need to impeach Kavanaugh? Oh yeah because this is a mental persuasion battle for the low-fo's and the Democrat Base (BIRM) and has zip to do with the real world.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:53 PM (Sq5xa)

88 >>That was not a nice thing you just did.


What's the Opposite of The Fappening?

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2021 06:53 PM (wWia/)

89 Was the cell phone worth less than $950? Could be just another day of shopping by the Bay.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (uhPTO)


They'll only do something regarding muggings if the person is seriously injured - and even then we've found out probably not. They're encouraging this shit - I'm SO glad Boxer got a taste of it. We need a lot more of it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)

90 >>>Impeach Kavanaugh? Sure, waste all of their time on a process that will end with no conviction.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 26, 2021 06:48 PM (0QYMt)<<<
Maybe that will toughen him and the other squishy "con-servative" Justices up, and they'll forget about playing nice with the other side.


Bwahahah ahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahaha!


Who'm I kidding. They'd bend over more to the enemy left after a stunt like that.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at July 26, 2021 06:53 PM (yk557)

91
"Pull my finger" and "Turn the other cheek" are now death threats.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)


"He who smelt it, dealt it," is now "covid misinformation."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (weCf+)

92 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (xPl2J)

93 but I am challenging somebody to distill it to its essence.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM


In the end, there can be only one.

Posted by: Peter North at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (a3Q+t)

94 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

remember, they are cheering the confrontation of Tucker

and when Rand Paul got attacked

And the baseball team hit

and

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (9VFzC)

95 @34
Seeing as we are firmly in The Aristocrats phase of end stage America, I could find a struggle session involving a SCOTUS justice amusing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (eq2Rd)

96 He's a judge. They're all criminals. They can throw him from the roof of the Court along with all his colleagues and subordinates, for all I care.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (JN3xP)


Yeah, I stuck up for him once. Then he told us who he is. Let the hyenas eat him alive.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (wAnMi)

97 Those otters act like someone just got their butt wiped.

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (5iUNf)

98 PayPal's Woke Partnership with ADL Is the Dawn of Mass Financial Censorship of Conservatives

Pro-Tip: They can and often do put your funds on "hold" if they don't like your ideology.


conservativeplaybook

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (9VFzC)

99
Miss Dot is a temporary house guest. Let her out this afternoon. She dashed into the garage, left incautiously open. Stole the favorite porcupine toy. Daddy had to whop repeatedly on her muzzle to get her to give it up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (mht8P)

100 French parliament approved the coronapas yesterday. It still needs approval from their Supreme Court kinda thing.
Posted by: SnailRacer


It won't stop the corona virus. It's still coming.
At night.
Mostly at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Newt, the dirty little kid from Aliens at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (tjZg/)

101 The porch pirate should be hung from a yard arm until the insurance company comes by and places him in the ICU for dehydration.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (bCkNL)

102 Snail Racer, you have snail mail coming.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2021 06:56 PM (MZJvu)

103 That was not a nice thing you just did.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (rBtIz)

^^This guy^^ gets it!

Posted by: tbodie at July 26, 2021 06:56 PM (fcqmr)

104 There would be less porch piracy if the Amazon drivers would bother to ring the doorbell when they drop a package.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (xPl2J)

105 I can't bear real bastitbaw, much less cartoon bastitbaw. The savannah cat is pretty cool, though. I bet Jane D'oh has one . Or maybe two.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (0OP+5)

106 Hello Horde!

Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til.........
Central Denver(not downtown)

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (/UQ/R)

107 New gravitas to Silent But Deadly.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (bMrcV)

108 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

remember, they are cheering the confrontation of Tucker
and when Rand Paul got attacked
And the baseball team hit
and
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (9VFzC)


Thing is, it's always the same side being the perps no matter who gets to play the victim. They sure won't notice that though, as much as they're praying for a photo of the perp in a MAGA hat. I can give you a description of the perp right now, along with every moron here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (wAnMi)

109 The Bernsteinthe Bears??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (UHVv4)

110 They'll only do something regarding muggings if the person is seriously injured - and even then we've found out probably not. They're encouraging this shit - I'm SO glad Boxer got a taste of it. We need a lot more of it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)

Nope, it'll be DEFCON 1... She is a Democrat Politician with lots of possible skeletons on that phone... They will say its because she still has a Security Clearance... but its really because she is of the ruling class.

Just like when BLM or AntiFA burned down YOUR business, or CourtHouse, it was AOK, but walk in CONGRESS???? And its the worstest thing evah!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 06:58 PM (oHd/0)

111 Amazon sends an email to you when you get your delivery. I hate people ringing my bell so I am thankful for the ones that don't.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:58 PM (Sq5xa)

112 fresh USB cookie to someone who can successfully pinpoint what it is about modern headline writing that is so irritating.

You know... the ones where they make their descriptive statement and then end it with things like "...And it's Brilliant" or "...And The Result is Astounding" or "...And it is Genius".

I have a vague series of ideas about what it is, but I am challenging somebody to distill it to its essence.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM

The demand to feel an emotional reaction doesn't match the weak-sauce story. It's like the guy/gal saying, "Be prepared, because I'm going all-out tonight" and promptly falling asleep in the recliner.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 06:58 PM (/+bwe)

113 ^^This guy^^ gets it!
Posted by: tbodie at July 26, 2021 06:56

*considers my social life*

*sad trombone*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

114 18 Willowed
JUST IN: Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

I hope they were nice enough to at least call her Senator and not Ma'am.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:30 PM (xPl2J)


It would take a heart of stone....yadda, yadda, yadda.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 26, 2021 06:58 PM (SRRAx)

115 Re: Boxer

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Bitch LoLGF

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 26, 2021 06:59 PM (jAjO8)

116 There would be less porch piracy if the Amazon drivers would bother to ring the doorbell when they drop a package.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:57 PM (xPl2J)


I actually had an Amazon driver knock and "attempt" to ring the doorbell. I did see a video posted where the Amazon driver rang the doorbell, drove off, came back 15 minutes later and swiped the package. Go fig.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:59 PM (wAnMi)

117 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland
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Hope there's video out there.

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 06:59 PM (+ya+t)

118 He's a judge. They're all criminals. They can throw him from the roof of the Court along with all his colleagues and subordinates, for all I care.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 06:52 PM (JN3xP)

Yeah I can understand that as I take it from your postings you're in the LIB camp. I'm halfway their but I am trying not to strengthen their side before the shooting starts.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

119 There =there

Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

120 Hey asshole, That's SENATOR Boxer. I worked a long tome to get that title!

Posted by: SENATOR Barbara Boxer"





Ok Ms Boxer.

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2021 06:44 PM (Tnijr)
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A long time?..How many dicks is that?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (h1jJh)

121 The demand to feel an emotional reaction doesn't match the weak-sauce story. It's like the guy/gal saying, "Be prepared, because I'm going all-out tonight" and promptly falling asleep in the recliner.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 06:58 PM (/+bwe)

Hmm yeah that's a big part of it. There's also an element of being talked to like you're 8.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (Sq5xa)

122 NSS

Their = There

Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

123 Yeah, I stuck up for him once. Then he told us who he is. Let the hyenas eat him alive.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (wAnMi

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I stuck up for him to the extent that I wanted to see the Democrats/GOP lose a battle with Trump. But I did warn at the time that he would betray us bigly and in short order.

Because he's a judge in 21st century post-America, and they're all just the worst kind of scum. They make Senators look human by comparison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (JN3xP)

124 Can't keep eyes open
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

125 I work remotely and could easily live without ever stepping foot in a retail store again. Everyone delivers now. So even if a vax passport is enacted fuck it, I can live without it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (jAjO8)

126 So, the otters go in cold??

That's not very nice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (OssQ4)

127 Heh, just saw a commercial for covfefe coffee.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (dYrVA)

128 Are we loosing again? Its like a gaint Water Wiggle is wrapped around our mandate.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2021 07:01 PM (ptq0O)

129 Eromero, email received and seen.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2021 07:01 PM (MZJvu)

130 I don't think that they'll impeach him, and they
certainly don't have enough votes to remove. This is about whipping up
support for court packing and the midterms. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (ApOPt)

As . . . also says, they're just trying to change the subject and throw some red meat. They can't impeach Trump again, so they're bringing back an oldie but goodie. Hope their people storm the Senate gain.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2021 07:01 PM (BMmaB)

131 "He who smelt it, dealt it," is now "covid misinformation."
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Even a concealed carry permit won't allow you legally to use an SBD silencer.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

132 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (xPl2J)


According to this morning's sample it would be a prune...thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six-hundred pounds.

That's a big prune.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2021 07:02 PM (F0YaR)

133 Heh, just saw a commercial for covfefe coffee.
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM

They've been advertising with Howie Carr for a while now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2021 07:02 PM (rBtIz)

134 How long before the thug that "mugged" SENATOR Boxer is identified as a white supremacist Trump supporter?

Posted by: Mookie at July 26, 2021 07:02 PM (u+Y3T)

135 Daddy had to whop repeatedly on her muzzle to get her to give it up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2021 06:55 PM (mht8P)


Ooohhh!!!

Mrs.D!!!! Where are you hiding you little minx???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2021 07:02 PM (axyOa)

136 Woa, the power went out here in Arlington after a big bang...back on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2021 07:02 PM (IHyjr)

137 >>9 Hiya Ace !
Posted by: JT

hiya!

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:03 PM (0G13K)

138 Since she works for China, does the Boxer assault qualify as an anti-Asian hate crime?

Posted by: zmdavid at July 26, 2021 07:04 PM (xqRaG)

139 Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

Sadly Senator Mam was not seriously hurt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 26, 2021 07:04 PM (w5raC)

140 You know... the ones where they make their descriptive statement and then end it with things like "...And it's Brilliant" or "...And The Result is Astounding" or "...And it is Genius".

I have a vague series of ideas about what it is, but I am challenging somebody to distill it to its essence.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM

"... And I Have Questions" is another trendy one. It grates, for sure. No idea why, but what you describe gives me an eye tic.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:04 PM (OssQ4)

141 Oops forgot.....

wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com

YD?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 26, 2021 07:04 PM (/UQ/R)

142 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (xPl2J)


I thought you liked us!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 26, 2021 07:04 PM (SRRAx)

143 Because he's a judge in 21st century post-America, and they're all just the worst kind of scum. They make Senators look human by comparison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (JN3xP)


Boy, you nailed that one.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 26, 2021 07:05 PM (wAnMi)

144 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (xPl2J)

Good.

It's not me this time...

Posted by: Hope Solo, Analingist at July 26, 2021 07:05 PM (R/m4+)

145 JT, you're in the big leagues now!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2021 07:05 PM (MZJvu)

146 I have a vague series of ideas about what it is, but I am challenging somebody to distill it to its essence.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (Sq5xa)


Those headlines are telling you what's happening and what to think about it.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 26, 2021 07:05 PM (Hrwnm)

147 Oh...so vibranting.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2021 07:06 PM (ptq0O)

148 >>>I did see a video posted where the Amazon driver rang the doorbell,
drove off, came back 15 minutes later and swiped the package. Go fig.<
>This guy should be beaten until he's unconscious and then run over by his own truck. And I'm not even a gangster.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2021 07:06 PM (bCkNL)

149 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 06:54 PM (xPl2J),


Dang. Joe Mannix and kbdabear best review their sources with extra care.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (axyOa)

150 hey garrett I finally went to a rock-climbing gym and had my first lesson in rope climbing.

I didn't stay too long after the lesson because i'm fasting and I had some issues with my lower GI. I figured, I did some climbing, quit while you haven't crapped your pants.

but next time i'll do more

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (0G13K)

151
Just stumbled across this paper about two cases of acute myocardial infarction (this is what we laymen call a heart attack) within 24 hours of the first dose of one of the mRNA vaccines. They warn that injection site soreness may mask the initial symptoms, as early treatment is critical.

But, and this is hilarious, they have to preface this "This should in no way diminish enthusiasm about vaccination".

You'll get in trouble with the powers that be if you report much negative information. It's almost like they are apologizing for having to bring it up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (Mzdiz)

152 Ace if you're here and see this - Do you remember you made this thread a long time ago where you asked people for analogies? It was like the SAT. "Thing is to thing, as thing is to thing". I think you had done it before, and were resurrecting it.

Trump : Hillary
Steamroller : Rachel Corrie

I'm sure you had a name for them but a search has come up completely empty. I'm not even sure that was the exact format. It was one of the funniest threads ever.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (Sq5xa)

153 Ben Had @ 129- That size print was all I had to compare. Would probably fit at 1/4?

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (0OP+5)

154 Emmie Nails It, And Why That's A Good Thing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (OssQ4)

155 I have a vague series of ideas about what it is, but I am challenging somebody to distill it to its essence.

"...and the internet has thoughts"

i hate these people. Insects chittering about their hivemind.

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:08 PM (0G13K)

156 Why We Need to Talk About [SJW problem]

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:09 PM (0G13K)

157 ryan long has a video about the vice/vox headline template

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:09 PM (0G13K)

158 All of a sudden I am seeing ads for "The Las Duel" everywhere. It looks ok....

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 07:11 PM (V13WU)

159 WDS, will call a little later.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2021 07:11 PM (dYrVA)

160 Deer with a collar, new friend my ass.

Posted by: EGGO at July 26, 2021 07:11 PM (2V01g)

161 Their = There
Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: They're at July 26, 2021 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

162 Major General Pat Donahoe now accusing critics of being shills for Putin. See the EMT for an earlier twat of his.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 07:12 PM (UHVv4)

163 I've gotten to the point where I can guess the source of J.J.'s Morning Report headlines, even to the differences between American Thinker and American Greatness headlines. I don't know if that's a positive development or if it means I have a problem.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)

164 quit while you haven't crapped your pants.

but next time i'll do more
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM

This, too, is the story of ottering.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 07:13 PM (/+bwe)

165 bases loaded with no outs and the Sox only get one run, jeesh

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 26, 2021 07:13 PM (b+v9B)

166 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM (OssQ4

LOL!

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 26, 2021 07:14 PM (Hrwnm)

167 Those headlines are telling you what's happening and what to think about it.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 26, 2021 07:05 PM (Hrwnm)

Yeah it's hard to argue with that one.

I kind of think that's what it is too but there's also an element of you being too stooopid to figure it out if you see it for yourself. Like without their scary amazing guidance you would be lost. Like you couldn't possibly figure out that a picture of a solar eclipse with a plane passing in front of it is AMAZING.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:14 PM (Sq5xa)

168 the little fox cub!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2021 07:14 PM (oEn12)

169 Deer with a collar, new friend my ass.
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Aren't those marker collars so hunters don't shoot them?

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:14 PM (+ya+t)

170
Emmie, I posted a link to that paper about the effects of the shots on natural immunity in the ONT after you left. I hope you saw it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:16 PM (Mzdiz)

171 bases loaded with no outs and the Sox only get one run, jeesh

Sounds like my love life except they actually scored....

Posted by: Mookie at July 26, 2021 07:16 PM (u+Y3T)

172 I believe that Pence is the most hated Republican by Republicans in the country.

She's a close second. So far she hasn't done anything close to what Pence did by certifying the result after being asked not to by at least one state. And now we have another state finding out that they should not have certified those electors either.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 26, 2021 07:16 PM (wb4G5)

173 Oh deer. Too much animal cuteness.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

174 bases loaded with no outs and the Sox only get one run, jeesh
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 26, 2021 07:13 PM (b+v9B)

Stop bitching, if it were the Yankees they'd lose a run! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2021 07:17 PM (IHyjr)

175 quit while you haven't crapped your pants.
but next time i'll do more
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2021 07:07 PM


As long as you're not hearing the theme from Chariots of Fire, son, you'll do fine.

Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at July 26, 2021 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

176 Like you couldn't possibly figure out that a picture of a solar eclipse with a plane passing in front of it is AMAZING.
Posted by: ...

Good pont. Very strange time to be alive.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:17 PM (OssQ4)

177 Why do they need to ring the doorbell? If you look at the status on the order, they start showing the location of the driver when he's about 8 stops out. You can see when you are the next one up. And since I work from home, I really don't want the doorbell going off. I just watch to see when he drops it off, then go to the door and get it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 26, 2021 07:17 PM (5HBd1)

178 WDS! The urban assault vehicle will be pointing its nose west in a few weeks. Looking forward to seeing you and Mr. WDS and the rest of the gang!

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 26, 2021 07:17 PM (H+05v)

179 I've gotten to the point where I can guess the source of J.J.'s Morning Report headlines, even to the differences between American Thinker and American Greatness headlines. I don't know if that's a positive development or if it means I have a problem.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:13 PM (OssQ4)


RedState and Daily Caller are big on the clickbaity format.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2021 07:17 PM (F0YaR)

180 Sure, why not....

@WPBF25News

Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas

https://tinyurl.com/ydksgj2x

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:18 PM (cF8AT)

181 Who let Boxer even go to.Oakland, I avoid Oakland

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2021 07:18 PM (Xih1H)

182 >>>Aren't those marker collars so hunters don't shoot them?<
>That's like saying I need a permit to carry a firearm.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2021 07:18 PM (bCkNL)

183 172
Emmie, I posted a link to that paper about the effects of the shots on natural immunity in the ONT after you left. I hope you saw it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:16 PM (Mzdiz


Thank you, Publius! I did see it and saved the PDF.

You're a gem!

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 26, 2021 07:19 PM (Hrwnm)

184 Oh deer. Too much animal cuteness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:16 PM (II3Gr)

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Bambi sold her mom to the hunters for a fucking pink collar.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2021 07:19 PM (kTF2Z)

185 @174
Of all of the obscenities that turd perpetrated, the elbow bump with Pelosi was the Shit Cherry on Top of The Shit Sundae of Treachery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2021 07:19 PM (eq2Rd)

186 Great. Texas has mirelurks now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:19 PM (OssQ4)

187 Publius, I was reading your stuff on the ONT last night, and I think I asked, but it was late, so I don't know if I did or if you responded: The wikipedia article on Marek's suggests that the issue with the leaky vaccine is that it allows deadlier versions of a virus to generate (since the vaccinated hosts don't die) which then wipe out unvaccinated populations (Marek's apparently is now 100% deadly to those chickens). But it seems to me that suppressing symptoms *for a little while* might leave less time before death for an infection to be treated, which seems closer to what we're seeing with higher death rates among 'vaccinated' populations who get infected.

Are these the both an issue, or the same issue, or what?

Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2021 07:19 PM (kOpft)

188 Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas

https://tinyurl.com/ydksgj2x
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:18 PM (cF8AT)


Next, on SyFy "Acid-Shooting Land Lobsters vs. Murder Hornets" starring Bruce Boxleitner as The Sherrif.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2021 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

189 Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas

https://tinyurl.com/ydksgj2x
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:18 PM (cF8AT)

You should've seen the acid-dropping land lobsters roaming around Burning Man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:20 PM (II3Gr)

190 I can give you a description of the perp right now, along with every moron here.
Posted by: clutch

You can describe us all? Wow, you're good!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2021 07:20 PM (1R5dw)

191 BTW, CCP agents and/or Antifa although Chinese graffiti points to agents IMHO destroy the "CCP Virus Statue" in CA.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/
1419303044940976139

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 07:20 PM (UHVv4)

192 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.

What's it gonna cost to make that not happen?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (nfrXX)

193 JUST IN: Former Sen. Barbara Boxer Assaulted Robbed In Oakland

==
oh that's a shame

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (oEn12)

194 @DailyCaller

NEW: President Trump has endorsed incumbent Ken Paxton over George P. Bush for Texas Attorney General

https://tinyurl.com/yfsxpj38

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (cF8AT)

195 A sudden burst of clotting can trigger a heart attack in arteries that are already partially closed and may in even open arteries if they are small enough.

these clots go down to the capillary level. Called micro clots.

Canadian research scientist explains that the spike causes a flurry of the immune system sending out platelets, white blood cells and other cells for attacking foreign objects. Because of the way the spike triggers the immune system all at once and not a little at a time causes these bursts and the body can't deal with them so arteries clog.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (wb4G5)

196 171 Deer with a collar, new friend my ass.
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Aren't those marker collars so hunters don't shoot them?
Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:14 PM (+ya+t)


Fawn with spots? Not hunting season.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (8C7+r)

197 Deer with a collar, new friend my ass.

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Aren't those marker collars so hunters don't shoot them?

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:14 PM (+ya+t)

I am not sure what that means. But if that was ever a thing it would be a likely fail. That deer is a fawn so way out of bounds either way. I am not getting into legalese as each state it different. But where I come from, you don't shoot a spotted deer.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (F2/Ok)

198 195 Nude phone pics of Boxer to be leaked soon.

What's it gonna cost to make that not happen?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (nfrXX)

Put me down for at least a Benjamin...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (II3Gr)

199 I never watched the first Space Jam, but I see there was a rabbit character in it, "Lola," who was rather buxom, or voluptuous, whatever.

In Space Jam 2, the Lola rabbit is flat as a Ellen Page.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 06:

This comment greatly disturbs me... and also makes me laugh.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (7uCN/)

200 RedState and Daily Caller are big on the clickbaity format.
Posted by: GnuBreed

And I can even differentiate between their headlines and Gateway Pundit's. It's a strange, scrying-like skill, not unlike guessing the ethnicities of perp's and victims in a headline.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (OssQ4)

201 3 I can give you a description of the perp right now, along with every moron here.
Posted by: clutch

You can describe us all? Wow, you're good!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2021 07:20 PM (1R5dw)

Clutch Knows What Everything Looks Like... And the Morons Have Questions

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (/+bwe)

202 Red dog 3 is down, I repeat, red dog 3 is down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (JUOKG)

203 Vinegaroon.

I think Obama was a Vinegaroon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

204 NEW: President Trump has endorsed incumbent Ken Paxton over George P. Bush for Texas Attorney General

https://tinyurl.com/yfsxpj38
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (cF8AT)

Good. Bush aint ready and Paxton is great.

Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2021 07:23 PM (7uCN/)

205 tub o otters >> tub of land o lakes

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2021 07:23 PM (yrol0)

206 >> Are these the both an issue, or the same issue, or what?

While we've got the potential for a Marek's disaster (leaky vaccines allowing active infection and transmission and the higher viral loads before symptoms show up), so far it doesn't look like any of the variants(mutations) have any higher absolute mortality rate that previous ones. Keep your fingers crossed. The little mini-peak in the UK seems to have peaked and turned down.

A Marek's situation would be, well you don't want to think about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz)

207 And tests for the virus may come back false or positive in error.

Plus there are two types. One measures if you've come in contact with the virus the other measures if you have an ongoing infection.

The current tests are inaccurate to about 15% in error.

And find out which one you've gotten. The one for past infections uses a blood draw. The one for the current infection takes a swab swipe.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (wb4G5)

208 SnailRacer!

Can't wait to see you and the mister as well!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (/UQ/R)

209 I saw Acid Shooting Land Lobsters open for the acid dropping Pink Floyd at Reunion Arena in '80.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

210 "How could 74 million people vote for such a despicable human being as Donald Trump? I don't care if you're a liberal or a conservative, Democrat or Republican, he is a vile man."

"He is dishonest, divisive. That's what he loves to do. Just divide and have people fighting with each other. He's a racist, and he always appeals to the dark side of human nature."
-- Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

211 For the record, I didn't misplace that last apostrophe. That was this retarded Kindle.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (OssQ4)

212 But where I come from, you don't shoot a spotted deer.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (F2/Ok)

Hey I like em young!

Posted by: Lincoln Project at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (yrol0)

213 214 I saw Acid Shooting Land Lobsters open for the acid dropping Pink Floyd at Reunion Arena in '80.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

Damn, I missed all the good stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (II3Gr)

214 Good. Bush aint ready and Paxton is great.
Posted by: LASue at July 26, 2021 07:23 PM (7uCN/)


Stay Out the Bushes!

--The only thing Al Sharpton ever said I agree with.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

215 Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas

https://tinyurl.com/ydksgj2x

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:18 PM (cF8AT)


Well, I'm perfectly safe here in MS. The lobsters would have to cross LA, and them redneck Cajuns will eat anything that moves. Probably 'blackened'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (F0YaR)

216 I think Obama was a Vinegaroon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

He was just a plain Maroon.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (wb4G5)

217 JT, you're in the big leagues now!
Posted by: Ben Had

Whoa !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)

218 212 And tests for the virus may come back false or positive in error.

Plus there are two types. One measures if you've come in contact with the virus the other measures if you have an ongoing infection.

The current tests are inaccurate to about 15% in error.

And find out which one you've gotten. The one for past infections uses a blood draw. The one for the current infection takes a swab swipe.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (wb4G5)

And do not know flu from wuflu!

Posted by: Lincoln Project at July 26, 2021 07:26 PM (yrol0)

219 Then again:

Stunning Photographs of Deep Space Captured by NASA

is *not* particularly irritating.

Here's Some Photographs of Deep Space On The Following Page and Oh Boy Are They STUNNING

Makes me want to break everything that ever existed.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:26 PM (ZMXWe)

220 I think Obama was a Vinegaroon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM

Is that where he and his pals were stuck in Time and showed up every once in a while to make judgements on others while dancing in plaid tights?

Or is that Brigadoon?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 07:27 PM (/+bwe)

221 Speaking of critters. I had a family of groundhogs living in my and my neighbor's back yard. Chewing numerous pass throughs in the fence. He took out three, and I took out the Daddy with my .22 squirrel rifle today. We wiped them out. Another problem solved via applied violence.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2021 07:27 PM (eJn7u)

222 Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

So you survived the autograph session ?

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)

223

ACID-SHOOTING LAND LOBSTER SHORTAGE !!!

what ? not a shortage ?? oh...never mind then

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (V13WU)

224 Reunion Arena in '80.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

Reunion Arena has never been paid for. When it was remodeled for the Star they spent about $150 M. When they tore it down to build AA, the money still owed.

Posted by: Lincoln Project at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (yrol0)

225 Damn, I missed all the good stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (II3Gr)

-----------

I don't remember much. I was on acid.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)

226 Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM (/+bwe)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (ZMXWe)

227 The vaccinated are acting as petri dishes giving the virus a prolonged excursion to grow and mutate while being kept alive and the host not expelling them or dying.

The variants are coming from the vaccinated and they should be the ones wearing a mask.

But then this was how it was planned.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (wb4G5)

228 197 @DailyCaller , NEW: President Trump has endorsed incumbent Ken Paxton over George P. Bush for Texas Attorney General

https://tinyurl.com/yfsxpj38
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 07:21 PM (cF8AT)
-p

It's about time.

Posted by: Braenyard, (DDx9p) at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (DDx9p)

229 231 Damn, I missed all the good stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:25 PM (II3Gr)

I don't remember much. I was on acid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)

Yeah, but they promised me Flashbacks.... still waitin!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (oHd/0)

230 I wish my phone camera could accurately capture the color outside right now. Not even close. It's gorgeous, everything is tinted red, and the greens look like HDR. The camera shots don't do it justice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (OssQ4)

231 What the hell is that Monk cat?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

232 227 Speaking of critters. I had a family of groundhogs living in my and my neighbor's back yard. Chewing numerous pass throughs in the fence. He took out three, and I took out the Daddy with my .22 squirrel rifle today. We wiped them out. Another problem solved via applied violence.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2021 07:27 PM (eJn7u)

Is this the Food Thread?

Posted by: Lincoln Project at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (yrol0)

233 Obama's a Cocktaroon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (JN3xP)

234 Publius, it seems like the best case is if the 'vaccine' is completely ineffective, or better yet, if no one had taken it.

Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2021 07:30 PM (kOpft)

235 And George W Bush was evil. They always demonize any Repubs but believe they are pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 26, 2021 07:31 PM (5HBd1)

236 I'm in between jackoffs. I come here during the cooldown period to try and irritate people who are all quite clearly having a good time with or without me, because I just want to feel something.

Even if it will never be the actual touch of a woman.

Posted by: Lair at July 26, 2021 07:31 PM (ZMXWe)

237 I wish my phone camera could accurately capture the
color outside right now. Not even close. It's gorgeous, everything is
tinted red, and the greens look like HDR. The camera shots don't do it
justice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (OssQ4)

I found something profound in that statement.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 07:31 PM (F2/Ok)

238 Posted by: Liar at July 26, 2021 07:28 PM (ZanMm)

Why do I never get a cool hash like the soon to be banned?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

239 Yeah, but they promised me Flashbacks.... still waitin!
Posted by: Romeo13

I was always told you had to break a bone, 'cause LSD stashes itself in bone marrow. Haven't lived dangerously enough to test that theory.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:32 PM (OssQ4)

240 What the hell is that Monk cat?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

Looks like a Serval, a wild cat. There is a breed where this is crossed with cats called Savannah, not legal in parts of the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

241 I wish my phone camera could accurately capture the
color outside right now. Not even close. It's gorgeous, everything is
tinted red, and the greens look like HDR. The camera shots don't do it
justice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:29 PM (OssQ4)

Not sure what time zone you're in but it sounds like the Golden Hour.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:32 PM (ZMXWe)

242 There was a Toronto anti-lockdown protest too. While the province is loosening restrictions there are still limits (including to churches) and the "RINO" mayor (think of John McCain) wants tougher restrictions etc.

https://twitter.com/alxyeee/status/
1419041191472074752

https://twitter.com/alxyeee/status/
1419004762599591944

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 07:33 PM (UHVv4)

243 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:23 PM (Mzdiz)

Original? Variant? it all started with Fauci using US Taxpayer dollars to illegally fund Gain of Function research.

Guy should be shot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

244
I have read something that the threshold to get a real Marek's increase in mortality requires much higher vaccination coverage that we have really anywhere. They say that even 70% really isn't enough. But I don't think there's any hard threshold that can be determined.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:33 PM (Mzdiz)

245 I don't remember much. I was on acid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I remember the neon green dragons chasing me. They would have caught me too if I had looked back.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2021 07:33 PM (6WCwE)

246 I was always told you had to break a bone, 'cause LSD stashes itself in bone marrow. Haven't lived dangerously enough to test that theory.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:32 PM (OssQ4)

Hmmm... broken two bones, and three tendons since then...

Nothin... I must be doin it wrong.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)

247 Speaking of critters. I had a family of groundhogs living in my and my neighbor's back yard. Chewing numerous pass throughs in the fence. He took out three, and I took out the Daddy with my .22 squirrel rifle today. We wiped them out. Another problem solved via applied violence.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2021 07:27 PM

Thanks for reminding me. It's almost dusk and I have to spray wasp nests. They were sorta bad last spring.

I complained to a friend that I should have killed the first colonies I saw last year. Why didn't I? She sent me a photo from last year of the "nonessential" tape and signs in front of the garden chemicals.

Oh, yeah.

I swear I'm blocking out memories of lockdown.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 07:34 PM (/+bwe)

248 No such thing as deer veal I guess then.

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:34 PM (+ya+t)

249 Clutch Knows What Everything Looks Like... And the Morons Have Questions
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 26, 2021 07:22 PM


* brings knees together, crouches slightly, covers crotch with both hands *

Posted by: Wm. J. "Willie-Boy" Clinton at July 26, 2021 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

250 (ZanMm)

Why do I never get a cool hash like the soon to be banned?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

Just change your nic to ZAN-2000... It sounds cool. Like a killer robot. Or a sweet tape deck. Whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (JN3xP)

251 23 So the Dems are going to try to go after Kavanaugh. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (ApOPt)

Have at him. I don't really care.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (H8QX8)

252 MTG is exposing the Republicans/GOP failure theater. This is rage inducing. She is one person. How long has this been going on?
This also proves my point about demanding aesthetics and athletic physical fitness requirements along IQ tests so the Ruling Class is 120 or above.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepMTG/status/
1419783486098051073

There are 435 members of Congress.
But in the House, just a few members can pass a bill by voice vote.
I spent 2 hours requesting roll call votes. If I wasn't on the floor, these bills would have passed.
Americans should be appalled. And Congress should vote on every bill.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (KjVA8)

253 That is a good nic. (ZanMm)
Posted by: Liar at July 26, 2021 07:33 PM (ZanMm)



Too bad no one else will ever get it once you get the hammer, ray.

So, just like in real life you fuck everything up. No wonder God hates you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

254 So the Dems are going to try to go after Kavanaugh. Good luck with that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 26, 2021 06:39 PM (ApOPt)

Have at him. I don't really care.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (H8QX

He didn't stand by me, and he owed me at least one. Still does.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

255 Thanks, Quint.

Three-dot, it was the Golden Ten Minutes, at least. I'm in Central Florida, looking south over a lily pad lake in my back yard. Those moments are magic and fleeting.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:37 PM (OssQ4)

256 Just change your nic to ZAN-2000... It sounds cool. Like a killer robot. Or a sweet tape deck. Whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (JN3xP)

Sounds like a Decongestant.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 07:37 PM (oHd/0)

257 If your goal is to remove everything PDT did during his Presidency, removing Kavanaugh would be one more accomplishment they can add to their list. PDT invested a lot of political capital into getting Kavanaugh confirmed, too bad it was such a waste.

Posted by: EveR at July 26, 2021 07:38 PM (MUpk6)

258
Breaking...

the Bee

lulz:

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyD9N2lDNeSPyoZVR14AaABCQ

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 07:38 PM (weCf+)

259 I gave ACB a book deal. Kavanaugh turned...for much less.

Posted by: Edward Longshanks at July 26, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)

260 I think I would have to be ZAN928 or nobody would recognize me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

261 I was blasting along US 64 in N NC a couple of days ago when what looked like a huge black dog appeared on the side of the road far ahead. Slowed way down and it turned out to be a smallish black bear. I haven't spied a bear in the wild for years.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2021 07:39 PM (6WCwE)

262
Here it comes, from Sonny "Party Tits" Cuomo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=om7vlGVrM5g&t=13s

We're gonna knock on doors, we're gonna convince people, put them in cars and take them to get the shot in their arm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)

263 Link is broken, Sooth.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:40 PM (OssQ4)

264 Sounds like a Decongestant.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 07:37

Yeah, but a really powerful one that makes you spray snot like a firehose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:40 PM (JN3xP)

265 Everyone see that Activision/Blizzard is getting sued by California. I'm sure they of course think of themselves as a good progressive woke company. So I'm sure you'll know what exactly the lawsuit is about. Sexual Harrassment. Underpaying female employees. Hearing the accusations if anything is true its pretty damning. And since they're a good progressive company I'm inclined to believe at least some is true it will once again be a case of liberal women think all men are horrible because they spend their time around liberal men.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 07:41 PM (vMCab)

266 @268

Yeah she got a book deal, I got an advanced copy of it, Not Up To Speed: The Amy Coney Barret Story, How I fucked Donald Trump and the American People Generally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2021 07:42 PM (eq2Rd)

267 271
Here it comes, from Sonny "Party Tits" Cuomo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=om7vlGVrM5g&t=13s

We're gonna knock on doors, we're gonna convince people, put them in cars and take them to get the shot in their arm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)


Totalitarianism. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 07:42 PM (4fSQf)

268 If your goal is to remove everything PDT did during
his Presidency, removing Kavanaugh would be one more accomplishment they
can add to their list. PDT invested a lot of political capital into
getting Kavanaugh confirmed, too bad it was such a waste.

Posted by: EveR at July 26, 2021 07:38 PM (MUpk6)

Repub picks are 50 - 50. A Dem pick is one hundred percent. I recall when some wanted Thomas to retire during Trump's term. I kept thinking, are these people high?

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 07:42 PM (F2/Ok)

269
Link is broken.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Try this one:


https://is.gd/FFpqO6

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 07:42 PM (weCf+)

270 I have read something that the threshold to get a real Marek's increase
in mortality requires much higher vaccination coverage that we have
really anywhere. They say that even 70% really isn't enough. But I don't
think there's any hard threshold that can be determined.


I don't either, it's more a matter of how far you're loading the dice. And there may not be a potential 100% deadly version of covid to generate. The thing is any place you locally have high "leaky" vaccination rates, you're taking a chance, so even if we kept the national rate below, say, 50%, the cities that mandate 100% compliance (however they go about it) are going to generate the worst available case sooner or later.

Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2021 07:43 PM (kOpft)

271 Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 07:41 PM (vMCab)

And Calif, along with a few other States, will no longer allow you to buy a computer powerful enough to play modern video games.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

272 Three-dot, it was the Golden Ten Minutes, at least. I'm in Central Florida, looking south over a lily pad lake in my back yard. Those moments are magic and fleeting.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 26, 2021 07:37 PM (OssQ4)

The hour before sunset is prime for photographers. Funnily enough it's also known as the Magic Hour.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2021 07:44 PM (ZMXWe)

273 Im done with the conservative judges game. Its a losing proposition. They stand by with their highly credentialed thumbs up their asses as marxist governors trample everyones constitutional rights. And as elections are stolen. But just listen as they extol their roles as the Essential Guardians of Liberty. My big fat azz.

Impeach away. Pack the court. Im done with them.

Posted by: Joe the Turnip at July 26, 2021 07:44 PM (Tc2CN)

274 We're gonna knock on doors, we're gonna convince people, put them in cars and take them to get the shot in their arm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz


Now imagine a Christian Pastor said he was going to knock on doors of pregnant women considering abortion, lock them up until they give birth and take the kid before it can be aborted.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 07:45 PM (4fSQf)

275 Repub picks are 50 - 50. A Dem pick is one hundred percent. I recall when some wanted Thomas to retire during Trump's term. I kept thinking, are these people high?
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 07:42 PM (F2/Ok)



Its the reason I said McConnell did not deserve any praise for approving judges. Because that was about all he did, as he allowed Trump's executive positions to be slow walked or fully stalled. McConnell knew many appointments wouldn't actually be really conservative but would instead be the standard big government loving corporatists.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 07:46 PM (vMCab)

276 Here it comes, from Sonny "Party Tits" Cuomo:
We're gonna knock on doors, we're gonna convince people, put them in cars and take them to get the shot in their arm.<
>For starters, I would rip off Andy's nipples and feed them to pitbulls. Don't get me started on the rest of this mass murderer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2021 07:47 PM (bCkNL)

277 I think it's safe to say at this point that anyone who seeks a position of power in this country is a free agent, seeking the highest bidder.

I too am tired of getting screwed by 'totes conservative choices'.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 07:47 PM (4fSQf)

278 Now imagine a Christian Pastor said he was going to knock on doors of pregnant women considering abortion, lock them up until they give birth and take the kid before it can be aborted.

Posted by: Alabama at July


Sounds like a good dream to me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 07:47 PM (U2p+3)

279 Now imagine a Christian Pastor said he was going to knock on doors of pregnant women considering abortion, lock them up until they give birth and take the kid before it can be aborted.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 07:45 PM (4fSQf)

Imagine if a Christian *Governor* said that...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 07:48 PM (6FeV1)

280 The harder they push the jab, the less likely I am to get it. And I have refused since the beginning.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2021 07:49 PM (dYrVA)

281 >For starters, I would rip off Andy's nipples and feed them to pitbulls. Don't get me started on the rest of this mass murderer.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 26, 2021 07:47 PM (bCkNL)

I only have one pitbull. And he's a picky eater.

But i agree with you in principle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

282 228 Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

So you survived the autograph session ?
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)

Had to go the autopen route.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:50 PM (II3Gr)

283 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

284 Had to go the autopen route.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

Bummer

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 07:53 PM (arJlL)

285 Evening.

Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 07:53 PM (1Yy3c)

286 Had an aunt that had a dairy farm with pigs. Holy shit I had no idea pigs were that mean.

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:54 PM (+ya+t)

287 293 Had to go the autopen route.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

Bummer
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 07:53 PM (arJlL)

With that kind of demand, there really wasn't an alternative.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:54 PM (II3Gr)

288 Hi YD!

Are you and the bro able to attend the Colorado Morondezvous?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 26, 2021 07:55 PM (/UQ/R)

289 292 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii and Vermont. Those states are fags.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:55 PM (II3Gr)

290 I have read something that the threshold to get a real Marek's increase in mortality requires much higher vaccination coverage that we have really anywhere. They say that even 70% really isn't enough. But I don't think there's any hard threshold that can be determined.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:33 PM


Huh. So *that's why* they're pushing so hard for everyone to get it....

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at July 26, 2021 07:55 PM (dB4Iz)

291 Had to go the autopen route.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

The price of fame.

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2021 07:55 PM (arJlL)

292 BTW, the woman wearing the Charlie Hebdo T-shirt who was slashed at Speakers Corner in London is a convert to Christianity.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 26, 2021 07:55 PM (UHVv4)

293 I'm sure the movie industry in CA won't have any issues getting their high-powered graphics computers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (JN3xP)

294 I have a big issue with let it burn. To me, that implies giving up on this country, which will never happen for me. Not as long as I breathe.

For those who do not subscribe to this position, please elucidate what you mean, I'd be elated to be shown to be in error.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (KATBx)

295 Boxer? She shoulda been sellin' brassiers on Utopia Parkway!

Posted by: M. Savage at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (qNzTT)

296 302 I'm sure the movie industry in CA won't have any issues getting their high-powered graphics computers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (JN3xP)

I'm sure they're paid up with the right people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (II3Gr)

297 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

Who would buy a "gaming PC" from Dell?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

298 What will be the first state to ban Christmas lights on homes?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (xPl2J)

299 289 The harder they push the jab, the less likely I am to get it. And I have refused since the beginning.
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2021 07:49 PM (dYrVA)


Had a convo with the neighbor who bought my in-law's place.

They moved here from Calif. He's from my hometown, but been in Calif for a goodly bit.

We've been tippy-toeing around each other since last fall. Well, this week is a zoning board meeting about a variance a developer is appealing. I went to ask if he's going. They want to build an 8 unit (dunno if multistory) apartment complex across the road from us. This is on a little over an acre. All around are homes on 1+ acre.

Turned out he banged on our door yesterday while Mrs IMG were napping to ask if we were going to the hearing...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2021 07:57 PM (8C7+r)

300
I've had a feeling in my gut that time is getting short, and Miley stumbled across this ex-military who says the higher ranking officers are getting the word to prepare themselves, stock up, 'cause the shit is about to hit the fan:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=acL4Y-QYcuw&t=315s

Take that for what you think it's worth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:57 PM (Mzdiz)

301 Daddy had to whop repeatedly on her muzzle to get her to give it up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Finders Keepers!

Posted by: Miss Dot at July 26, 2021 07:57 PM (oEn12)

302 >>>Who would buy a "gaming PC" from Dell?

The "Dude you're gettin' a Dell" guy.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:58 PM (xPl2J)

303 306 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

Who would buy a "gaming PC" from Dell?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

Dell acquired Alienware, so...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:58 PM (II3Gr)

304 Turned out he banged on our door yesterday while Mrs IMG were napping to ask if we were going to the hearing...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2021 07:57 PM (8C7+r)

NIMBY that hard. Likely that will be filled with homeless, pervs or criminals being warehoused by the new regime.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

305 I have a big issue with let it burn. To me, that implies giving up on this country, which will never happen for me. Not as long as I breathe.
----------
Me too sir, I'm going down swinging.

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:59 PM (+ya+t)

306 306 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)
Who would buy a "gaming PC" from Dell?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 07:56 PM (eoQWY)



Alienware is Dell.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 07:59 PM (vMCab)

307 Dell acquired Alienware, so...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 07:58 PM (II3Gr)

So does Alienware ship to CA? Lol.

Wouldn't be the first place to buy a company and suck out its lifeblood and make it worthless.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2021 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

308 ... after about 20 min talking about arguments to oppose the variance he says, "I don't know where you are politically, but I'm no SJW. And if they make the jab mandatory, I'm selling this place and going off the grid."

Heh.

He's former Army, but I don't know what MOS. Well, I do somewhat. His idea of being gunned up is a 20 ga.

I may make him my Padawan. At least to go deer hunting in the fall.

He's OK. Likely Moron material.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2021 08:00 PM (8C7+r)

309 I have a big issue with let it burn. To me, that implies giving up on this country, which will never happen for me. Not as long as I breathe.
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Me too sir, I'm going down swinging.
Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 07:59 PM (+ya+t)

Go down like gentlemen. With a monocle and a top hat.

Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 08:01 PM (1Yy3c)

310 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (KjVA

She fights. I like her.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 26, 2021 08:01 PM (TAsaD)

311 Go down like gentlemen. With a monocle and a top hat.
Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 08:01 PM (1Yy3c)

I guess we aren't doing "phrasing" anymore...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 26, 2021 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

312 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 07:35 PM (KjVA

She fights. I like her.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 26, 2021 08:01 PM (TAsaD)

I liked how she was professional and polite while she fucked them.

Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 08:04 PM (1Yy3c)

313 "Officials warn of 'acid-shooting land lobsters' roaming a national park in Texas"

[checks Apoc Bingo Card for "acid shooting land lobsters"]

Damnit.

All I need is Yellowstone SuperVolcanic Eruption and I win a set of steak knives...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:04 PM (49Exr)

314 303--sure
"my country right or wrong" does not cut it where "my country" is a police state. As this one is.

See also, the Declaration of Independence. The guys who set this country up knew they were not bound to the corrupt, oppressive British regime. As free men, they had a god given right to take their leave.

And they also knew that the country they set up would ultimately fall to the same statist corruptions, and told us what to do when that day arrived.

Posted by: Joe the Turnip at July 26, 2021 08:06 PM (Tc2CN)

315
A stupid fake white "olympic" "gymnast" does a virtue signal for the fascist racist group blm DURING her routine.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:06 PM (weCf+)

316 Speaking of being a gentleman, what's the Horde say about mint juleps using a simple syrup made with brown sugar?

Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 08:07 PM (1Yy3c)

317 "Alienware is Dell."

Stay away from it. They shipped my 2nd Custom Gaming Rig (about $3k) without anti-virus or firewall protection as I had ordered.

Soon as I hooked it up to the net it got smacked down hard. About half the USB ports went inop.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:07 PM (49Exr)

318 Who would buy a "gaming PC" from Dell?

I was going to buy an Alienware, up until about a month before I was ready to make the purchase, when the alienware wite wanted me to follow them and Dell on twitter and I caught some woke bullshit.
The ibuypower PC I wound up with probably couldn't be sold in CA, where it was made.

Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2021 08:08 PM (kOpft)

319 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

This looks like it was based the same kind of junk science that got straws banned in some places.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 26, 2021 08:08 PM (uhPTO)

320 Speaking of being a gentleman, what's the Horde say about mint juleps using a simple syrup made with brown sugar?
Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 08:07 PM (1Yy3c)


That sounds no bueno.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2021 08:08 PM (oLBSP)

321 wouldn't La Joya be pronounced La jo la

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2021 08:09 PM (YK4Qh)

322 "They want to build an 8 unit (dunno if multistory) apartment complex across the road from us"

Yay Section 8! You no longer need to avoid the ghetto, it's coming to you!

How soon can you get your house on the market?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:10 PM (49Exr)

323 I saw Acid shooting land lobsters open up for Heroin Snorting Monkeys in 98 at Red Rock.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:11 PM (4fSQf)

324 "Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards."

Ah yes. This is why I have a dishwasher that doesn't clean dishes and a clothes dryer that doesn't clean clothes. If we can expect the same from Dell products then byebye.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:12 PM (49Exr)

325 Isn't she LT. COLONEL Boxer?

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2021 08:13 PM (GBu4J)

326 "I was going to buy an Alienware, up until - "

Dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:13 PM (49Exr)

327 Do not buy gaming PCs from Dell. Their stuff is cut rate shit.

Go to NZxT or build it yourself off of NewEgg.

Dell Laptops are good. Monitors are good. PCs are shit

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

328 I hear the weather in Chile is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Braenyard, (DDx9p) at July 26, 2021 08:13 PM (DDx9p)

329 "Impeach away. Pack the court. Im done with them."

I hear ya. I'm tired of Lucy and her football.

This is not the way.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:15 PM (49Exr)

330 They make Senators look human by comparison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2021 07:00 PM (JN3xP)


Dayum YD, that's poetry, sheer poetry!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:15 PM (hOUT3)

331 Dell no longer shipping certain gaming PC's to some states because they violate energy efficiency standards. https://tinyurl.com/3j2sxmef


This kind of capricious tyranny makes the curly Q lightbulbs and the three gallon flush toilet mandates look like Freedom.

In other news, in Morocco, investors are putting up a 900MW wind farm devoted to mining crypto.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 26, 2021 08:15 PM (XcqlI)

332 I saw Acid shooting land lobsters open up for Heroin Snorting Monkeys in 98 at Red Rock.
Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:11 PM (4fSQf)


point of order ! at least one of the two needs to be an authentic band.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 08:16 PM (V13WU)

333
"shag carpet" vs "wall-to-wall"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:17 PM (weCf+)

334 Mareks disease affects unvaccinated chickens. They're not done with Covid so, if Marek is a concern to you, get the jab. I never tire of watching the Yankees lose.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 26, 2021 08:18 PM (b+v9B)

335 336 Do not buy gaming PCs from Dell. Their stuff is cut rate shit.
Go to NZxT or build it yourself off of NewEgg.
Dell Laptops are good. Monitors are good. PCs are shit
Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)


Of course you can't actually build it yourself off of NewEgg if you want an up to date video card. I would not trust any of the overpriced cards that are likely all resells after being overrun with cryptomining.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 08:18 PM (vMCab)

336 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:57 PM (Mzdiz)

I get a 404 from that video.

Posted by: megthered at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (Kp6jj)

337 i.e : I saw Acid shooting land lobsters open for People Under the Stairs at Red Rocks in '98.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (V13WU)

338 point of order ! at least one of the two needs to be an authentic band.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 08:16 PM (V13WU


You assume Davy Jones wasn't riding the white horse??

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (4fSQf)

339 >>>@ThisIsMarietta 16m

A "Mega-Comet" that is at least 62 miles wide has entered our solar system.
The Comet, Bernardinelli-Bernsteinthe, is the biggest comet ever discovered but scientists are assuring us that it is absolutely no threat to our planet.
(AWWW DAMNIT)

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2021 06:51 PM (cF8AT)
---------------------------------

It's not time to bring down the curtain.
We are not half way through the second act.

Posted by: Braenyard, (DDx9p) at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (DDx9p)

340
That's wild, no?
The idea of "wall to wall" carpet was BFD, at one time.

None of that Area Rug over hardwood floors crap!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (weCf+)

341 "Everyone see that Activision/Blizzard is getting sued by California. I'm sure they of course think of themselves as a good progressive woke company"

The Guillotine is hungry and must be fed

(sounds better in the original French, I'm sure)

"La Guillotine a faim et doit etre nourrie"

Yup.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (49Exr)

342 Speaking of being a gentleman, what's the Horde say about mint juleps using a simple syrup made with brown sugar?
Posted by: Robert - 39 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 26, 2021 08:07 PM (1Yy3c)


That sounds no bueno.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2021 08:08 PM (oLBSP)

Might work with rum, though

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:20 PM (6FeV1)

343 Otherwise no one will believe you.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 08:20 PM (V13WU)

344 "my country right or wrong" does not cut it where "my country" is a police state. As this one is.
See also, the Declaration of Independence. Posted by: Joe the Turnip at July 26, 2021 08:06 PM (Tc2CN
There is a distinction between the nation and the state. Fractious and diverse as we are, we are generally a nation. I'm not so sure that a minority of malcontents who currently have the whip hand would agree that they are part of "our" nation, but an overwhelming majority of people living in the 50 states would agree that we are all part of the same nation. The state, on the other hand, is the government we constituted in 1787 to govern us. Its legitimacy is sorely challenged of late, as it is presently controlled by people who do not see us as being a part of the nation, unless we submit to their rule. What happens next? I give it 80-20 that we take the state back from them peacefully, through the ballot box and lawfare, over a period of years. But there is the 20.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2021 08:20 PM (BMmaB)

345 "A Mega-Comet that is at least 62 miles wide has entered our solar system."

[checks Apoc Bingo Card again, this time for Mega-Comet]

Frack...

C'mon Yellowstone, you can do it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:21 PM (49Exr)

346 You assume Davy Jones wasn't riding the white horse??
Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:19 PM (4fSQf)


Davy Jones ? Which one ??

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 08:21 PM (V13WU)

347 Of course you can't actually build it yourself off of NewEgg if you want an up to date video card. I would not trust any of the overpriced cards that are likely all resells after being overrun with cryptomining.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 08:18 PM (vMCab)

You have to find a reputable seller just like amazon. I personally went with NZXT. Just upgraded the parts I wanted to later on.

Their cases are crap with bad airflow and I needed 1000 watt power supply for that 3090 that draws 350 watts by itself.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:21 PM (4fSQf)

348 Take that for what you think it's worth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

You know enough to use tinyurl. Jeez.
Want anyone to actually see the link?

Posted by: MkY at July 26, 2021 08:22 PM (Foq6I)

349 I'd suggest that if you're becoming discouraged with things (easy enough and understandable) that you take a look back through our history and you'll see that we have met and prevailed over issues even more serious than the current mess.

I have unshakeable faith as an American that we'll be victorious in this battle also. So never despair and NEVER quit.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2021 08:23 PM (KATBx)

350 Another victim of the "woke crowd". Warpaint, a staple of the Chiefs games for years is being retired because it's not PC anymore. Anything having to do with Indians you see, is just inappropriate. Fuck I hate these clowns.

https://tinyurl.com/3cze2252

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2021 08:23 PM (nxdel)

351 "scientists are assuring us that it is absolutely no threat to our planet."

I hope scientists don't go overboard repeating how we are totally 100% safe pinkie swears, like we did with Covid.

Pro-Tip: If he calls home 12 times to reassure you he is out late with the guys and totally not at Miranda's house... he's at Miranda's house.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:23 PM (49Exr)

352 >Go to NZxT or build it yourself off of NewEgg.

Dell Laptops are good. Monitors are good. PCs are shit
Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

NZXT has rapidly degraded. The whole debacle with the PCIe riser that was catching fire because it was shorting the 5V rail to ground via a screw mounting hole. I'd stay away from their products.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 26, 2021 08:23 PM (DXFDM)

353 Davy Jones ? Which one ??
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2021 08:21 PM (V13WU)

The one whose foot locker was actually just long enough to lay out his entire suit in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

354
what of Arrowhead Stadium?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:24 PM (weCf+)

355 You assume Davy Jones wasn't riding the white horse??
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In his locker maybe?

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 08:25 PM (+ya+t)

356 >>>https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=acL4Y-QYcuw&t=315s

Take that for what you think it's worth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
-----------------

lost link

Posted by: Braenyard, (DDx9p) at July 26, 2021 08:25 PM (DDx9p)

357 What of Arrowhead Stadium?

Home of the Cleavage Indians!

Posted by: Rex B at July 26, 2021 08:26 PM (Y5ieT)

358 lost link
Posted by: Braenyard, (DDx9p) at July 26, 2021 08:25 PM (DDx9p)

Did you delete the %20?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:26 PM (6FeV1)

359 363
what of Arrowhead Stadium?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales



IT'S WORSE THAN WATERGATE!!

Posted by: Carl Bernstein, WATERGATE at July 26, 2021 08:26 PM (LUyqH)

360 359 Another victim of the "woke crowd". Warpaint, a staple of the Chiefs games for years is being retired because it's not PC anymore. Anything having to do with Indians you see, is just inappropriate. Fuck I hate these clowns.

https://tinyurl.com/3cze2252
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2021 08:23 PM (nxdel)


Not to worry. With the Redskins and the Indians out of the way the Chief's name will be next.

I'm just curious if that will happen before they start forcing high schools to change their mascots.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 08:26 PM (vMCab)

361
Don't worry, some giant fascist corporation will save us from the fake shame of "Arrowhead Stadium" and buy the naming rights.

Perhaps it will be Pfizer-Moderna-Wuhan Lab Stadium of Kansas City.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:27 PM (weCf+)

362 NZXT has rapidly degraded. The whole debacle with the PCIe riser that was catching fire because it was shorting the 5V rail to ground via a screw mounting hole. I'd stay away from their products.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 26, 2021 08:23 PM (DXFDM


That was fixed and only applicable if you wanted a miniature PC.

I don't mess with custom boards for one off rigs. Just buy a mid tower with a reputable board and chipset.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:27 PM (4fSQf)

363 "you'll see that we have met and prevailed over issues even more serious than the current mess."

I disagree. A Marxist takeover of our nation from within is the most serious threat we have ever faced. I am going to be put on a "list" to join the Jan 6th protestors simply for posting to this site.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:27 PM (49Exr)

364 I'm just curious if that will happen before they start forcing high schools to change their mascots.


I suspect most high schools already have.

Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 26, 2021 08:28 PM (LUyqH)

365 There are still people who live in Sparta, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:28 PM (6FeV1)

366 I'm just curious if that will happen before they start forcing high schools to change their mascots.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 08:26 PM (vMCab


Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Colorado at July 26, 2021 08:28 PM (Hrwnm)

367 what of Arrowhead Stadium?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:24 PM (weCf+) dik Head stadium. Did the chiefs quit too? Either way it is going top happen,

A funny guy once said, Indians are not repelled by the Redskins, they are bothered by Cowboys.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 08:29 PM (F2/Ok)

368 @368


This crunchy taco supreme is worse than WaterGate.

And I am going to wash it down with some bourbon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2021 08:29 PM (eq2Rd)

369 what of Arrowhead Stadium?

It's already GEHA field at Arrowhead. The name will be gone by next year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2021 08:29 PM (nxdel)

370 Perhaps it will be Pfizer-Moderna-Wuhan Lab Stadium of Kansas City.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:27 PM (weCf+)

Chief Ah-choo mascot gonna be lit

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:29 PM (6FeV1)

371 "Don't worry, some giant fascist corporation will save us from the fake shame of "Arrowhead Stadium" and buy the naming rights."

So I guess the military will rename Chief Warrant Officer?

We should probably get rid of Cheif too, since it's almost spelled the same or something. Might be used as a super secret dog whistle by those far right wing extremist terrorists.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:29 PM (49Exr)

372 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:27 PM (49Exr)

The enemy is inside the wire!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:30 PM (hOUT3)

373 I disagree. A Marxist takeover of our nation from within is the most
serious threat we have ever faced. I am going to be put on a "list" to
join the Jan 6th protestors simply for posting to this site.
@hoyt, I don't see it. There are far too many of us and they are government employees. Remember, their revolution is characterized by incompetence and infighting, but mostly by incompetence.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2021 08:30 PM (BMmaB)

374 Got an interview with a tech startup Wednesday.

I'm sure it will be one of those 'some of your salary is in stock options' scenarios.

I'm tempted but I've never seen this stuff pan out in real life.

They have a decent product but I'm unsure if I should make the leap at my age.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:31 PM (4fSQf)

375 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:31 PM (xK9An)

376 "they are bothered by Cowboys."

Toxic Masculinity. Why is that even allowed anymore?

Cow. Boy.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:31 PM (49Exr)

377 Twitter caught red handed using blue check mark bot account pretending to be a doctor pushing COVID panic.
This should be flaming skull worthy.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Negative_Z3r0/
status/1419823007934165005/photo/1

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (Ir+se)

378 Patriots gotta go, too.

White nationalism, and all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (6FeV1)

379 373 I'm just curious if that will happen before they start forcing high schools to change their mascots.
I suspect most high schools already have.
Posted by: Puddleglum, golfing in Amish Country at July 26, 2021 08:28 PM (LUyqH)


Not in Ohio. Still quite a few Redskins and Indians. My prediction is that the high school athletic association will tell them all change their mascot or they're banned from post season events. Bands will be unable to compete in competitions, etc.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (vMCab)

380 A funny guy once said, Indians are not repelled by the Redskins, they are bothered by Cowboys.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2021 08:29 PM (F2/Ok)

Well, the Cowboys, of the Gunfight at the OK Coral, were one of the first real US Gangs.

Kinda fits actually...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

381 After I win Powerball, I will buy a pro team and give it the most offensive name imaginable. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (CWMF2)

382 Hallo, ZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (Mgzod)

383 387 Patriots gotta go, too.

White nationalism, and all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (6FeV1


Absolutely.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (4fSQf)

384 A Marxist takeover of our nation from within is the most serious threat we have ever faced. I am going to be put on a "list" to join the Jan 6th protestors simply for posting to this site.


Every single person on this site is on a list. Every single person who donated to Trump is on a list. Every single person who is a white Christian and goes to church is on a list.

Posted by: Vyx at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (uxqZF)

385 I AM MEGAZOD

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (Mgzod)

386 387 Patriots gotta go, too.

White nationalism, and all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (6FeV1)

And Raiders... most Pirates were White.

Oh, so that includes the Buccaneers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

387 After I win Powerball, I will buy a pro team and give it the most offensive name imaginable. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (CWMF2)

The Wilmington Inbreds

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:34 PM (6FeV1)

388 390 After I win Powerball, I will buy a pro team and give it the most offensive name imaginable. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (CWMF2)

The Trumpsters.

/watches Liberal heads Explode

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:35 PM (oHd/0)

389 Every single person on this site is on a list. Every
single person who donated to Trump is on a list. Every single person
who is a white Christian and goes to church is on a list. Posted by: Vyx at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (uxqZF
Totally, and we have all been since at least the database put together for Obama's first campaign. They know who we are.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2021 08:35 PM (BMmaB)

390 390 After I win Powerball, I will buy a pro team and give it the most offensive name imaginable. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2021 08:32 PM (CWMF2)


The Donald Trumps

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

391 >>391 Hallo, ZOD Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (Mgzod)

Hey. It's time for Zod's medication.

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:35 PM (xK9An)

392 Patriots gotta go, too.

You know I'm totally on board with this. Not because I hate the Patriots but well.. because I hate the Patriots. lmao.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2021 08:35 PM (nxdel)

393 I AM MEGAZOD
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (Mgzod)


Is there no limit to your super powers?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

394 The Boulder Holders

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:36 PM (6FeV1)

395 ZOD vs MegaZod!

Tokyo will be flattened!

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:36 PM (4fSQf)

396 "There are far too many of us and they are government employees."

History says the peaceful majority is irrelevant
https://tinyurl.com/3d7mdjpz

"Remember, their revolution is characterized by incompetence and infighting, but mostly by incompetence."

And yet we are still losing. And most of our actions, as with CRT, are reactionary. When is the last time the Right overplayed their hand?

Obviously, you don't want to do that, but if you are really fighting back, some of your mistakes will be passive (not doing enough) and some will be aggressive (doing too much). All of our mistakes have been passive mistakes.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (49Exr)

397 A Marxist takeover of our nation from within is the most serious threat we have ever faced.

Yup. As bad as the USSR was, it was exterior, and being a bunch of atheists, they weren't really interested in having global thermonuclear war.
There as yet has been no deterrent against the DC Tech Beijing Axis.

Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (kOpft)

398 Cleveland Colostomy Bags.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (CWMF2)

399 *wanders in at the right time*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (jvt6t)

400 off sock

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (oEn12)

401 There are still people who live in Sparta, right?
-----------
Nice bike path in WI.

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

402 The Washington Hillary Clinton's Hombrew HMail Server In The Downstairs Shitters.

(Jersey design might be a bit tough for that one)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:38 PM (6FeV1)

403 Totally, and we have all been since at least the database put together for Obama's first campaign. They know who we are.


Now, all we have to do is put together a list and let them know that WE know who they are. Low level workers at the dee en cee and the eff dee aye and more. Along with f@kebook and g00 gle. Let them know we know who they are.

Posted by: Vyx at July 26, 2021 08:38 PM (h1hWo)

404 All of our mistakes have been passive mistakes.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (49Exr)



This is such a good point.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

405 Mutations.

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:38 PM (xK9An)

406 Pittsburgh Steelers are disgustingly masculine.

The Colts are masculine and toxic.

Might I suggest the Pittsburgh Voter Frauds and the Indianapolis Fillies?

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:38 PM (4fSQf)

407 402 I AM MEGAZOD
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:33 PM (Mgzod)

Is there no limit to your super powers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

I don't know... is it MEGA Zod? or Milligram Zod.

/runs out of thread snickering...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

408 "The enemy is inside the wire!"

The call is coming from inside the house.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:39 PM (49Exr)

409
You know who else took over a government with a minority?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 26, 2021 08:39 PM (weCf+)

410 I AM MEGAZOD


Friend to all children.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 26, 2021 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

411 Cincinnati Karins.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2021 08:40 PM (CWMF2)

412 The Chang Metric Spee Ammunition Mis-Counters.

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:40 PM (xK9An)

413 Detroit Rubble

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

414 /runs out of thread snickering...
Posted by: Romeo13 at Jul

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:41 PM (U2p+3)

415 Wait until PETA gets into the sports mix.

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 08:41 PM (+ya+t)

416 "As bad as the USSR was, it was exterior, and being a bunch of atheists, they weren't really interested in having global thermonuclear war."

Yup. Our own government has implied (twice now) that they would use nuclear weapons against us.

And F-15s LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:41 PM (49Exr)

417 The Epstein Did Not Kill Himself Stadium.

Posted by: Vyx at July 26, 2021 08:41 PM (b57kA)

418 The Florida Unmasked Crusaders

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:41 PM (6FeV1)

419 *throws lightning bolt*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:42 PM (Mgzod)

420 Every single person on this site is on a list. Every single person who donated to Trump is on a list. Every single person who is a white Christian and goes to church is on a list.
Posted by: Vyx

They start going door to door, they will run out of people way before we will. They do not have the will.
Conservatives need to get used to saying no. It's not hard. Resist. Say no. Find like minded people. Form stronger bonds with family and extended family. Pool resources together to buy land and all live on it. Grow your own food. Farm. Hunt. Become self sufficient. Form your own communities this way. Keep outsiders out. Be exclusive. ect...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 08:42 PM (Ir+se)

421 There are still people who live in Sparta, right?
-----------
Nice bike path in WI.
Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)


Done banged everything with a hole and a heartbeat there.

Posted by: Bubba Skinner at July 26, 2021 08:42 PM (oLBSP)

422 The Chicago Weekend Murder Rate

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

423 The Dominion Voting Tabulators!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

424 "Wait until PETA gets into the sports mix."

I'm looking forward to the White Guilt crowd being cancelled because they... gasp!... have photos of animals on a leash. A LEASH!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:43 PM (49Exr)

425 414 /runs out of thread snickering...
Posted by: Romeo13 at Jul

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:41 PM (U2p+3)

/runs serpentine..... continues to snicker...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

426 Vyx

Find the Networks did all that.

Operational planning is OPSEC.

But I want Google to put in my files Stripper poles, baby powder and escargot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

427 @363

A Marxist take over? Civil war wasn't enough threat to the nation?

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (KATBx)

428 (Ejaculates, sighs, smokes cigarette, reads Sartre).

"Everything has been figured out, except how to zod."

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)

429 They start going door to door, they will run out of people way before we will. They do not have the will.
Conservatives need to get used to saying no. It's not hard. Resist. Say no. Find like minded people. Form stronger bonds with family and extended family. Pool resources together to buy land and all live on it. Grow your own food. Farm. Hunt. Become self sufficient. Form your own communities this way. Keep outsiders out. Be exclusive. ect...
Posted by: Widespread Pepe


110% THIS.

Also... make the outsiders who do not agree feel uncomfortable. The OJ Simpson treatment.

Posted by: Vyx at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (b57kA)

430 The Columbine Spree

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (6FeV1)

431 >>>All of our mistakes have been passive mistakes.

Tolerance, inclusiveness, and money/material worship.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (Ir+se)

432 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 08:42 PM (Ir+se)

Echelon data base. Started about 20 years ago. On its OWN WEBPAGES it says it is a database used for Progressive causes.... and if you want to use OUR data, you have to give us YOUR data.

And Facebook, uses the Echelon data for advertising.... ergo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:45 PM (oHd/0)

433 @410

>>I AM MEGAZOD. Friend to all children.

But not the British Children.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2021 08:45 PM (eq2Rd)

434 reads Sartre).

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (xK9An)

Another POS Marxist.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:45 PM (4fSQf)

435 Look, the irony that we are all here on a well-known blog commenting about them (Hi, Bob from NSA!) means that they are weak. We couldn't do this in China or Cuba or Nicaragua or any of the other places they love. Like I said, there are way too many of us for them to come after, unless we make it too easy for them, like by gathering in the Capitol to stop Congress from counting the electoral votes. Go about your life and the yin and yang will swing back our way, if it hasn't already. Organize, organize, organize.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (BMmaB)

436 Commissar Hrothgar

** Respectful tip of the hat. **

You can tell me about your winning in the secure alternate comm section. Rot-(numbers of letters in your wonder dog's name). I hear the letter is a compendium of AoSHQ memes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

437 A Marxist take over? Civil war wasn't enough threat to the nation?
Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (KATBx)


IG, I take your point, but back in that day none of those men ever played a video game while sitting in a comfy chair!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

438 Also... make the outsiders who do not agree feel uncomfortable. The OJ Simpson treatment.
Posted by: Vyx at July 26, 2021 08:44 PM (b57kA)

Remember... be nice... until its time to stop being nice...

How will we know that...

You won't... I'll tell you.... you are the bouncers, I am the cooler.... oh... but you know? Its time to stop being nice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

439 It is interesting that we see those high murder rates in Baltimore, Chicago and other cities. Do the Dems ever wonder what would happen if the guns were turned on them?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

440 IG, I take your point, but back in that day none of those men ever played a video game while sitting in a comfy chair!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Give them....the comfy chair!

Posted by: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition at July 26, 2021 08:47 PM (tjZg/)

441 What really sucks is handling life's regular problems while the country is falling apart.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 26, 2021 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

442 And just for Bob, I'm not advocating anyone turning the guns on the Dems. Just curious that we have those high murder rates in their cities.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 26, 2021 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

443 Everyone see that Activision/Blizzard is getting sued by California.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 07:41 PM (vMCab)


This is the company that suspended/banned people for supporting the Hong Kong protesters?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2021 08:48 PM (ghoDT)

444 Vyx
Find the Networks did all that.
Operational planning is OPSEC.
But I want Google to put in my files Stripper poles, baby powder and escargot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

Wouldn't your natural state murder the snails before the stripper, decked in baby powder only, hanging from the pole, could hand feed them to you?

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll change this after my first post at July 26, 2021 08:48 PM (Igxfp)

445 Remember... be nice... until its time to stop being nice...

How will we know that...

You won't... I'll tell you.... you are the bouncers, I am the cooler.... oh... but you know? Its time to stop being nice.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

What if they call your mamma a whore?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2021 08:49 PM (oLBSP)

446 What if they call your mamma a whore?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2021 08:49 PM (oLBSP

Is she?

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:49 PM (4fSQf)

447 NaCly, my boy, been a while!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

448 And I did finally get a proton mail account! Just seemed like a good idea for these days.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 26, 2021 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

449 445 Remember... be nice... until its time to stop being nice...

How will we know that...

You won't... I'll tell you.... you are the bouncers, I am the cooler.... oh... but you know? Its time to stop being nice.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

What if they call your mamma a whore?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2021 08:49 PM (oLBSP)

Well, Hunter Biden... was she?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

450 Caesar North of the Rubicon

Let's say for an argument that we are specially targeted. It is a standard move by Communist regimes. We are a smart military blog, and the removal of the old regime's forces, even retired, happened a lot in Communist takeovers.

We have had 14 years to contemplate our next action. It would be like removing the dampening rods in a very hot nuclear reactor at the upper power levels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

451 I am going to be put on a "list" to join the Jan 6th protestors simply for posting to this site.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:27 PM (49Exr)

"Going to be"?

Posted by: Bob at July 26, 2021 08:50 PM (ZMXWe)

452 "They start going door to door, they will run out of people way before we will. They do not have the will."

They won't door to door. They are not stupid. We have telegraphed that we are reluctant to risk career and family, so that is exactly what they will use on us. They know we will not *initiate* violence, that we will only resort to violence if we are provoked, so they will also use that against us: employing non-violent methods to subjugate us.

Probably in some form of Social Credit tied to Gun Registration Lists. You want you business license renewed? You want your home loan approved? You want your kid admitted to the college of his choice? You want Mom to get the Hospice care she needs so she can die in peace? "No problem... just one tiny hiccup.. our records show you are on that nasty Gun Registration List. Take care of that and call us back. "

We will drive downtown to them to hand over our firearms, and beg them to hurry the paperwork so Mom gets the health care she needs.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 08:50 PM (49Exr)

453 >>Sartre...Another POS Marxist.
Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:45 PM (4fSQf)

You have not read Sartre. Kill yourself. Do it. Do it now

yadayada (reads Derrida, reconsiders Joyce's masterwork, 'War' is insufficient meta statement)

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:51 PM (xK9An)

454 443 Everyone see that Activision/Blizzard is getting sued by California.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 07:41 PM (vMCab)

This is the company that suspended/banned people for supporting the Hong Kong protesters?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2021 08:48 PM (ghoDT)



Of course.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2021 08:51 PM (vMCab)

455 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

Look to Mao's Cultural Revolution for their template.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:51 PM (oHd/0)

456 I love Road House, mostly because of Kelly Lynch and Sam Elliott but Swayze was 150lb ballerina and about 5' 6" tall.

He couldn't bounce a ball.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:52 PM (4fSQf)

457 Sartre was big into Critical Theory and Marxism.

I'll pass on his musings.

Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:53 PM (4fSQf)

458 Nobody that smart should have an ass like that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2021 08:53 PM (oLBSP)

459 456 I love Road House, mostly because of Kelly Lynch and Sam Elliott but Swayze was 150lb ballerina and about 5' 6" tall.

He couldn't bounce a ball.
Posted by: Alabama at July 26, 2021 08:52 PM (4fSQf)

but... but... he knew Kung FU!!!!

Kinda like... The Last Dragon!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:53 PM (oHd/0)

460 BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll change this after my first post

Two things:

You have to use melted butter on the snails. Messy around a stripper pole.

Second, I will report back if my ads feature those items.

Third, Glad you had a great time with Ben Had et al.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

461


"My butt's been wiped!"

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 26, 2021 08:54 PM (NuVOb)

462 It is interesting that we see those high murder rates in Baltimore, Chicago and other cities. Do the Dems ever wonder what would happen if the guns were turned on them?
--------
If the abortion rate is so high and they're killing each other at rates never seen, why aren't they running out of gangs?

Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 08:54 PM (+ya+t)

463 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


Aren't we a happy little ray of sunshine!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:54 PM (Mgzod)

464 Romeo13

Of course. It is the most relevant since the Red Guards are already erasing history.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

465 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 26, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

Where's my Escher?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2021 08:55 PM (Q9lwr)

466 If the abortion rate is so high and they're killing each other at rates never seen, why aren't they running out of gangs?
Posted by: dartist at July 26, 2021 08:54 PM (+ya+t)

In LA its due to imports. Black gangs are being replaced by MS13 and such.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 26, 2021 08:55 PM (oHd/0)

467 The heft of the foil-wrapped bedtime bologna sandwich is...impressive.

Posted by: ZOD at July 26, 2021 08:55 PM (xK9An)

468 {{{nurse ratched}}}

I trust you are well, and your Marine is AJ squared away for a deployment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

469 262
Here it comes, from Sonny "Party Tits" Cuomo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=om7vlGVrM5g&t=13s

We're gonna knock on doors, we're gonna convince people, put them in cars and take them to get the shot in their arm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 26, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)


Well, SOMEbody's getting shot.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 26, 2021 08:56 PM (SRRAx)

470 So Biden had been told not to get on Marine One with full depends; who's the poor staffer who has to change his diaper?

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2021 08:58 PM (Xih1H)

471 Hiya salty!

He's got a little more of a wait, but he will be gone all too soon. And then he will be back. And I will be proud of him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:58 PM (Mgzod)

472 Aren't we a happy little ray of sunshine!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 08:54 PM (Mgzod)

And old troll that is trying a new persona.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2021 08:59 PM (Q9lwr)

473 That dude on the security camera dissuading the porch pirate is my new spirit animal.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 26, 2021 08:59 PM (Agr8U)

474 Thanks for the heads up, CBD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2021 09:00 PM (Mgzod)

475 We're going to win. That is indisputable. I'm not downplaying the gravity of the situation, but it IS my country. I may well go down in the struggle, but falling in defense of your country isn't a terribly bad legacy.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2021 09:00 PM (KATBx)

476 427 @363 "A Marxist take over? Civil war wasn't enough threat to the nation?"

We survived the Civil War, we won't survive this.

This is a big deal. On par with the greatest threats we have ever faced. So I don't understand why people want to downplay it. Maybe it's because their main priority is that we don't lose Hope.

Or maybe it's because if they acknowledge the threat is real, they would be obligated to do something about it. And they are afraid of it finally coming down to that decision.

And that's okay. I'm a former US Marine. 0311. And I'm afraid of that too.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 09:00 PM (49Exr)

477 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 08:42 PM (Ir+se)

Echelon data base. Started about 20 years ago. On its OWN WEBPAGES it says it is a database used for Progressive causes.... and if you want to use OUR data, you have to give us YOUR data.

And Facebook, uses the Echelon data for advertising.... ergo...
Posted by: Romeo13

People I'm around are coming to the conclusion that they would rather have what I listed than any social media, technology, or Consoomer good. People will begin retreating into their own communities based on extended families and vetting others with skills that are needed to live there.
We don't need the beast system. It's a lie. People are addicted and conditioned, which is being broken and confronted more and more everyday.
You can form your own community and have it incorporated with a board of directors and everything and play by their rules. You can use these communities to vote in bloc or withhold voting in elections.
This is inevitable.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 09:01 PM (Ir+se)

478 Nood ont

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 26, 2021 09:02 PM (Wm5SB)

479 Barbara Boxer was mugged in Oakland!

*Snidely laugh*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2021 09:02 PM (EZebt)

480 Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

Prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

Numbers count. We have them. And if we sit on our hands, bad things happen to us. there is stuff we do.

Read Agent of Chaos[/] by Norman Spinrad.

I want to be left alone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 26, 2021 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

481 And old troll that is trying a new persona.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2021 08:59 PM (Q9lwr)

I'm not a troll CBD. It's me, Fen.

Of Fen's Law: "the Left doesn't really believe in the things they lecture the rest of us about"

I'm simply explaining how I see things. And criticizing our current plan and tactics. Is that no longer allowed?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 09:03 PM (49Exr)

482 People complain about not offering solutions then when you do offer real solutions, it's blackpill and despair Unless you Fedpaost, which is what some seem to be agitating for to get ace and others in trouble.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 09:06 PM (Ir+se)

483 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

Dude, you ask for solutions. And if they aren't a FedPoast, you blackpill and despair post back at it. What part of calling for violence on a board is illegal do you not understand. Do you want to entrap ace and commenters and get people in deep shit?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2021 09:10 PM (Ir+se)

484 "People complain about not offering solutions"

I'm not complaining about that. I'm just pointing out weaknesses I've noticed (all our mistakes are passive) and explaining what tactics I think the Marxists will use (social credit tied to gun registration lists)

"then when you do offer real solutions, it's blackpill and despair"

I'm not trying depress anyone. But I think it's important that we don't delude ourselves. I come from a military culture where if you find something wrong you point it out. You may have no idea how to fix it, but now that you've shown it to others, maybe one of them WILL know.

That's how problems get solved.

"Unless you Fedpost, which is what some seem to be agitating for to get ace and others in trouble."

Yah I'm not looking for that either. That conversation is not going to happen in public, on the internet, on open comms. That would be stupid.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 09:13 PM (49Exr)

485 "Dude, you ask for solutions."

What? Where do you think I did that? Quote it.

"What part of calling for violence on a board is illegal do you not understand."

I have not called for violence. Why are you lying about me?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 09:15 PM (49Exr)

486 Seriously, where do you get off saying that I am calling for violence? That's BS. You should back that up

These are my posts
363
396
416
452

Where do you see me "calling for violence" ?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 09:21 PM (49Exr)

487 I forgot 476

But you've run away, haven't you Widespread Pepe?

You falsely accuse people of inciting violence on this blog, and when called on it, you run away.

That's BS. You should apologize.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 26, 2021 09:26 PM (49Exr)

488 Every single person on this site is on a list. Every single person who donated to Trump is on a list. Every single person who is a white Christian and goes to church is on a list.
Posted by: Vyx

I bet its more specific than that, I bet it starts with every NFA stamp ever issued.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2021 09:30 PM (Xih1H)

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