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Quick Hits: Pinkhaired Nosering Weirdo US Women's National Soccer Team Takes a Knee-- and Then Takes an L

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Speaking of Asian fish, Noted Farting Enthusiast and Fang-Banger Eric Swallwell spent $20,000 of campaign funds on booze and hotel rooms.

Congressman Eric Swalwell, 40, who was caught in a 'honeytrap with Chinese spy Fang Fang', spent $20K in Democrat campaign funds at the hotel where his wife Brittan worked, FEC filings reveal

Rep. Eric Swalwell spent more than $20,000 in campaign funds at the Ritz Carlton in Half Moon Bay, California, according to FEC filings

Documents also show his campaign spent $7000 at D.C. restaurants in the second quarter of 2021

The campaign also spent $10,000 on 26 trips with limousine services

And that's not all.

Swalwell and four other House members visited the Qatar Foundation headquarters in April during a four-day trip hosted by the US-Qatar Business Council, according to an itinerary of the junket. The delegation met with Qatar's emir, government leaders, and Qatar Foundation officials to discuss business opportunities for the members' districts. The trip drew attention after photos surfaced of Swalwell and Rep. Ruben Gallego (D., Ariz.) riding shirtless on camels in Qatar’s desert. Swalwell also visited Qatar Foundation headquarters with two fellow Democrats during a trip to Doha last October[...]

The foundation, which registers with the Justice Department as a foreign agent, has numerous links to terror groups and to clerics who have espoused anti-Semitic views. It opened an academic center in 2009 named after Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, a leading Muslim Brotherhood figure who lives in exile in Doha. Al-Qaradawi said in a 2009 speech that Adolf Hitler "put [Jews] in their place," according to the Middle East Media Research Institute.

This m*****f***** is a walking, farting national security threat.

More at Free Beacon.

Totally real, not-made-up testimony from real doctors working in real hospitals:


Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.substack.com
@JordanSchachtel

Very real MD testimony from frontlines of COVID19

"We were intubating the 90th strong healthy man on my shift ravaged by COVID. His last words, 'Why didn''t I take vax & wear a mask? Listen to Fauci. China is right. There was no voter fraud.'"

Just another day on the frontlines.

...

Next patients roll in. 6 of them. All 25 yrs old. All in perfect physical condition. They say in unison:

"Trump is a Russian agent. Lockdowns work. Epstein killed himself. We need to stop the spread of misinformation b4 it's too late. Facebook should listen to the Biden Admin."

Jordan is on our side. He's parodinyg the latest spate of fake claims from the Very Online Left. It's the newest form of the Woke 8-Year-Old Twitter Tale.

These "ladies" finally got me excited about a women's soccer game:

@EmeraldRobinson

Over 10 million people in South Australia are in lockdown again over 2 new cases of COVID.

2 cases.

And "your" "representatives" do nothing, say nothing:

There have been 48 arsons of churches in Canada. Woke Whites seem to be the main terrorists here.

The SJW prof who claims that "average white guys" always have an advantage over blacks has even more Interesting Racial Theories on offer: Such as his claim that Asian men are sexually undesirable. I guess that's his way of explaining away how they perform so well economically -- it must just be overcompensation for their inherent undesirability.

Boy these "anti-"racists sure seem to have more Racial Theories than Ernst Rohm!

Dude posting his W, which is a W for his wife:


Your GOP, folks:


The only good thing about racial/sexual quotas is when the people who push them get quota'd out of their own jobs:


What separates AllahPundit, the Bulwark Boys (of which the below specimen is one), and the Dispatch from run-of-the-mill Daily Kos posters now?


This is some good news for you: After being fellated by Princess James for years, China refuses to let Princess James' movie Space Jam 2 play in China:


Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST !!!

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2021 05:36 PM (V13WU)

2 Aren't fang-bangers Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:36 PM (LYEvi)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 21, 2021 05:37 PM (OdKIp)

4 Anyone ask Che Che about all this carping over Wuhan Flu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:37 PM (f7K/X)

5 The gossip site Crazy Days and Nights says the reason the Space Jam movie is not playing in China is because the NBA wants to put some Chinese teams in the league (I am not making this up) and there's a fight over who gets to own them.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:39 PM (AwPyG)

6 My 2 year old grandson just came crawling in and exclaimed, VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

Then he shit his diaper.

True story.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2021 05:39 PM (mu7kg)

7 Wuhan Carp

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:39 PM (II3Gr)

8 354 >>>That's 'cause YOU LIKE COCKS IN YOUR MOUTH, SON!!!


If they tasted like hot dogs, you better bet I'd give them a shot.
Posted by: ace at July 21, 2021 05:32 PM (0G13K)

OM? CBD? This exchange needs to be immortalized in the sidebar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:39 PM (LYEvi)

9 Eric spent $25,000 with us.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

10 Why does Rapinoe have a tattoo of a cock on her right arm?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:40 PM (II3Gr)

11 When did Charlie Watts start playing women's soccer?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, rocking the fishnet tights at July 21, 2021 05:40 PM (2JVJo)

12 Thank God the soccer team kneeled for the National Anthem.. It would be embarrassing to Americans to think that group of losers was representing the US

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2021 05:41 PM (Zmnko)

13 WTF man? Martin Short died his hair purple and joined the women's US soccer team?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2021 05:41 PM (VwHCD)

14 Are David Hogg and Megan Rapinoe the same person?

Has anyone seen the two of them together in the same place at the same time?

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at July 21, 2021 05:42 PM (2SdPm)

15 Excuse me, the title led me to believe there would be women somewhere in that post.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 21, 2021 05:42 PM (HmZuC)

16 Judge says the defendant was not accused of committing violence or causing injury. US Attorney says sure, but he "injured" democracy -- and caused emotional injury!
To say nothing of Constitutional contusions and opposing the zeitgeist. The guy's clearly a monster.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2021 05:42 PM (ZsR3z)

17 Are David Hogg and Megan Rapinoe the same person?

Megan has more testosterone...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:42 PM (f7K/X)

18 17 Are David Hogg and Megan Rapinoe the same person?

Megan has more testosterone...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:42 PM (f7K/X)

And probably a bigger dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:43 PM (II3Gr)

19 The pink haired weirdo soccer player actually has purple hair in the top photo. Perhaps she just varies between pink and purple hair. I imagine there are some women on the team who are not anti American BLM supporters. I feel bad or them-not for loudmouth Rapinoe. Because of Rapinoe I hope the team continues to lose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 05:43 PM (k39e/)

20 You can tell the professor thinks the kids think he's really hip and with it. Protip: they think you're a douche, and they're right.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2021 05:43 PM (ZsR3z)

21 The trip drew attention after photos surfaced of Swalwell and Rep. Ruben Gallego (D., Ariz.) riding shirtless on camels in Qatar's desert.
.......

A great time was had by all!
Of course our camel handlers don't speak English so Eric and Ruben were amused by the laughter and good vibes.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

22 Speaking of Deplorable Jail. Each night at 9pm, detainees sing the National Anthem.

Get back to me when they sing Amazing Grace

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 21, 2021 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

23 Megan is Biggus Dickus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:44 PM (f7K/X)

24 Anyone notice that the unlikeable soccer player was the spokesperson for Subway for a while, and then they did damage control by bringing in other athletes--Serena and Tom Brady, etc,--as an ensemble cast?

And in the latest ads, unlikeable's not there at all.

The same marketing people who are advising Coke must be advising Subway.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:44 PM (AwPyG)

25 I imagine there are some women on the team who are not anti American BLM supporters

It appeared in the photo that they all kneeled

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2021 05:44 PM (Zmnko)

26 Why does Rapinoe have a tattoo of a cock on her right arm?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:40 PM (II3Gr)


I thought it was the outline of California. But then again, that may be a distinction w/o a difference.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (ZSK0i)

27 And probably a bigger dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:43 PM (II3Gr)
--------

"a" "is"

Either one works.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (2SdPm)

28 "...US Attorney says sure, but he 'injured' democracy -- and caused emotional injury!"

That bastard mussed my hair! MY hair!

Posted by: Democracy at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (aXxgO)

29 I saw on one of the alphabets that Space Jam was a huge hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (d9FiS)

30 shut up and play, -expletive-

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (b+v9B)

31 Speaking of Deplorable Jail. Each night at 9pm, detainees sing the National Anthem.



Get back to me when they sing Amazing Grace
I'd accept the Marseillaise.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (ZsR3z)

32
I imagine it cost more than normal to make SJ2, just because they had to hire a lackey to read lines for LeBron to rote-memorize.

Basic literacy is probably the only actual "skill" actors have. But not that guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (JN3xP)

33 How about everything named after China gets a new name and we forget about them totally?

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)

34 Why would you even go up to a policeman on duty and ask-"What would you are rate me?" It's cringingly sophomoric.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 05:46 PM (k39e/)

35 Look at her waddle away after setting the fire. Blue haired land whale.

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2021 05:46 PM (uUDKV)

36 Digme in the red shorts is a fucking airhead.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

37 @25

three players didn't kneel, and that rootin' tootin' senator from AZ (wendy rogers?) tweeted that everyone else should be fired.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:47 PM (AwPyG)

38 > Why would you even go up to a policeman on duty and ask-"What would you are rate me?

Because you've monetized shallow narcissism?

Posted by: perilisk at July 21, 2021 05:47 PM (9p+wn)

39 I feel so sorry for the people whose churches have been vandalized and destroyed in Canada. I expect it will be coming here within the year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 05:47 PM (k39e/)

40 Looks like the mental health facility left the library computer unsecured again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:48 PM (f7K/X)

41 three players didn't kneel, and that rootin' tootin' senator from AZ (wendy rogers?) tweeted that everyone else should be fired.

I" stand" corrected

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2021 05:48 PM (Zmnko)

42 Why would you even go up to a policeman on duty and ask-"What would you are rate me?" It's cringingly sophomoric.
Because in our society, dignity takes a VERY distant back seat to celebrity.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2021 05:48 PM (ZsR3z)

43 You know, there was a time, not that long ago, that a powerful politician on an intelligence committee fucking an enemy spy would be big story and a huge scandal.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 21, 2021 05:48 PM (HmZuC)

44 22 Speaking of Deplorable Jail. Each night at 9pm, detainees sing the National Anthem.

Get back to me when they sing Amazing Grace
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 21, 2021 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

Seems a bit harsh there, CRT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:48 PM (LYEvi)

45 Who is this Lebron person?

Posted by: Cleveland at July 21, 2021 05:49 PM (a3Q+t)

46 @43

Not to mention he's still there, on the intel committee, passing along top secrets

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:49 PM (AwPyG)

47 Digme: "What would you rate me?"

Guy: "A one."

Digme: "OMG OMG a ONE? Noway Jose, everybody wants me!"

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

48
Who is this Lebron person?
Posted by: Cleveland at July 21, 2021 05:49 PM (a3Q+t)

A physically large but mentally stunted lummox.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2021 05:50 PM (JN3xP)

49 I'll never understand why LeBron didn't just trade himself to the Bucks. They could have won easily!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 21, 2021 05:50 PM (L/RRl)

50 Megan and Lebron taking it in the nuts.

Karma is sometimes entertaining.

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at July 21, 2021 05:50 PM (0pv1a)

51
Not to mention he's still there, on the intel committee, passing along top secrets

And I's sure he will be one of the lead inquisitor's for SanFran Nan's Jan. 6th kangaroo court

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2021 05:51 PM (Zmnko)

52 >> 'Why didn''t I take vax & wear a mask? Listen to Fauci. China is right. There was no voter fraud.'"


and also ". . and I don't really hate gays because I am secretly super gay -- especially attracted Mexican gays, I wish I did more to welcome refugees before I die today, my church's minister is worse than Hitler, and I only pretended to like Rush, Trump was totally a Russian agent, and and and . . ."

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 05:51 PM (bDqIh)

53 "Thanks to Prop 47 thefts under $950 will not be prosecuted..."

Any business remaining in the jurisdiction subject to that idiocy deserves what it gets. You're to stupid (or are burning through someone else's money and aren't at all invested in the operation) to run it.

Even if, after all the shoplifting, you "break even", you're still a fool and contributing to the social collapse of everything around you. This goes well beyond "just money" even though profits are the currency of success.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 05:51 PM (aXxgO)

54 Apparently both Space Jam and Black Widow were big disappointments to the studios.

Easy to see why for SJ--not so sure why for BW, since SJ is a very pretty lady. Too woke, maybe?

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:51 PM (AwPyG)

55 Garbage In, Garbage Out.

Is it a rule that to be on the national sodomite soccer team you also have to be fugly?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 05:52 PM (R/m4+)

56 That ain't right to have the picture of them lady soccer players standing there with one of the under-15 boys team members that they train against and that beat the sh*t outta them standing in front of em, yo.

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 05:52 PM (RDD2k)

57 anybody stupid enough to watch space jam and think that space jam 2 is a good idea is a fucktard

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 05:52 PM (rlyUr)

58 Wait a minute, where's the Soviet heavy machine gun in the bed of the truck? Is little Fatima there toting a disguised satchel charge?

https://tinyurl.com/ayxc8feb

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (f7K/X)

59 The AOSHQ seem a bit slow and odd tonight?

Just me who is slow and odd?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (LYEvi)

60 I've seen girls with blue, pink, orange, and green hair lately. Why doesn't some of them do something crazy color like blonde or brunette. That would surprise me.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (88xKn)

61
I don't know if this has been mentioned here. St Louis lead homicide prosecutor on maternity leave, who was assigned to case of murder suspect released after prosecutors failed to show three times, has resigned after her electronic signature was forged on documents 20 times while she was out of the office.

https://tinyurl.com/zbreewu7

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (2mlpS)

62 China shutting down Lebron. Pure deliciousness.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (VMMSl)

63
Too woke, maybe?
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:51 PM (AwPyG)

Maybe. But they release a superhero movie every single day including weekends, and almost nothing else.

People *have* to burn out on the monotony eventually, right... Right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (JN3xP)

64 Never saw the original Space Jam. I was a bit too old when it came out, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (LYEvi)

65 > Digme: "What would you rate me?"

> Guy: "A one."

I'm guessing a few people here would rate her a 1.

Posted by: perilisk at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (9p+wn)

66 Easy to see why for SJ--not so sure why for BW, since SJ is a very pretty lady. Too woke, maybe?


why is her being pretty or not a thing? did she show her tits in the movie? is she going to do everybody that pays to see the movie?

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (rlyUr)

67 Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (cSyAR)

68 @50

That's what's missing in this digital age--the burden of shame. If you're a human being, it's not easy to have a stadium full of people booing at you.

So instead we are treated to Meghan and Harry-like puff pieces about (as ace says) "stunning and brave", whereas in the old days, you'd slink away in shame.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (AwPyG)

69 We have Constitutional Carry in AZ, it's worked out great.

It really should be the textbook definition of what the Founders intended for the 2nd Amendment.

It would be weird for me to live in a state where I couldn't carry a gun in my car without a special license that a bureaucrat MIGHT give me if I jump through enough hoops.

I'm willing to cut a deal with the left, make our gun laws line up with the abortion laws and we leave each other alone.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (wHcXZ)

70 quick hits = lit clicks

Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (U1eOr)

71 And why is that woman asking that police officer to rape her?

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (RDD2k)

72 I don't know if this has been mentioned here. St Louis lead homicide prosecutor on maternity leave, who was assigned to case of murder suspect released after prosecutors failed to show three times, has resigned after her electronic signature was forged on documents 20 times while she was out of the office.

https://tinyurl.com/zbreewu7

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (2mlpS)

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:55 PM (LYEvi)

73 why is her being pretty or not a thing? did she show her tits in the movie? is she going to do everybody that pays to see the movie?

Posted by: confedratefifth
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 05:55 PM (FsVxE)

74 Pretty safe bet a woman with blue, pink, or green hair has heard the phrase 'Get in the car, bitch.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 05:55 PM (0OP+5)

75 Anyone know why they posed shirtless while out camel-riding in the desert?

"Camel-riding" sounds like a euphemism, but it would probably be "donkey-riding" for Swallowell, amirite?

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

76 That's a Man baby!

Posted by: torabora at July 21, 2021 05:55 PM (Ifa6A)

77 @66

Pretty lady in skintight superhero costume > ugly lady in skintight superhero costume

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:55 PM (AwPyG)

78 And why is that woman asking that police officer to rape her?
Posted by: R


sexual drought?

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 05:56 PM (rlyUr)

79 Which is better -- Space Jam, Space Jelly, or Space Preserves?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Certified Misinformation Identification Consultant at July 21, 2021 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

80 WTF man? Martin Short died his hair purple and joined the women's US soccer team?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2021 05:41 PM (VwHCD)

Martin Short would have scored. Maybe only once but he is 100 or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

81 11 When did Charlie Watts start playing women's soccer?


Heh! Shouldn't xhe be playing for the UK?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (QFVV9)

82 You might listen to them singing the anthem. It reminded me of the Hanoi Hilton.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (YynYJ)

83 @75

Not to mention that Swallwell pic was gay as a picnic basket.

I'm starting to think all politician's wives are beards.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (AwPyG)

84 Listed to that audio clip from Julie, my heart goes out to them.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (Cxk7w)

85 Space Herpes > Space Jam

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (f7K/X)

86 So click on that twitter feed link with the fatass black criminal lady. Scroll down until you see the thread about the guy that holds up various protest signs. Click through.

Trust me.

"It's pronounced data, not data"

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (RDD2k)

87 why is her being pretty or not a thing? did she show her tits in the movie? is she going to do everybody that pays to see the movie?

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (rlyUr)

I will watch a movie with a sexy lady sometimes based on that alone. At least give it a glance. Might be shallow. I am ok with that.

Scarlett Johansen is attractive beyond mere looks, but she has also offset that lately by word and deed, so in this case it is kind of a wash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (LYEvi)

88 Trust us, I mean. Yo.

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (RDD2k)

89 >>Anyone notice that the unlikeable soccer player was the spokesperson for Subway for a while, and then they did damage control by bringing in other athletes--Serena and Tom Brady, etc,--as an ensemble cast?


Heh, yeah. But Brady didn't improve it given his well-known dietary changes a few years ago. We all know he'd NEVER eat Subway, so why would he be a good spokesman?

Maybe the ad agency secretly despises Subway.

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (bDqIh)

90 Who would put a flag over her face and do her for his country?

Posted by: torabora at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (Ifa6A)

91 Black Widow checklist:
1 all the men one dimensional and useless
2 dumb plot
3 secret identity big bad is SHOCKINGLY and BRAVELY a woman.

Yeah we have a blockbuster people.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (VMMSl)

92 I remember when Democracy could take a punch to the nuts and just laugh it off. Whatever happened to that Democracy?

Now Democracy is just a big fat pussy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (guGkK)

93 It looks like Rapinoe will be trying out for the Men's team next year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 05:58 PM (gpKIi)

94 Eric Swallowell is a lusty, lusty man.

Posted by: Don LeMon at July 21, 2021 05:58 PM (sWM8x)

95 Space Jam, Space Jelly, or Space Preserves?



===

they are all spreads

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2021 05:58 PM (V13WU)

96 This jaw dropping nonsense from the US prosecutor - what a sickening farce so much of the country has become.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2021 05:58 PM (9T05o)

97 Black Widow checklist:
1 all the men one dimensional and useless
2 dumb plot
3 secret identity big bad is SHOCKINGLY and BRAVELY a woman.


It looks like the Lucasfilm Story Group is doing a little moonlighting at Marvel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2021 05:59 PM (guGkK)

98 Now Democracy is just a big fat pussy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2021 05:57 PM (guGkK)

THIS is not a democracy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2021 05:59 PM (LYEvi)

99 Rapinoe has successfully transitioned to being a loser with a capital L on her forehead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 05:59 PM (f7K/X)

100 Put them olympic level soccer bitches up against a Saturday morning team of middle aged beer-gutted illegal aliens that have been hanging drywall and painting buildings for 60 hours the week before and who have never met each other before that morning.

Best three out of five.

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 05:59 PM (RDD2k)

101 Sometimes, I'll get depressed and sit around in my boxers for days until my loins are coated in Space Jam too pungent to forego showering any longer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (QU5/8)

102 Sen. McConnell's wife is a beard all right.
She's been a pipeline to the CCP.
Prove me wrong.

Posted by: torabora at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (Ifa6A)

103 Anyone know why they posed shirtless while out camel-riding in the desert?
........

We promised not to throw them off a building.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

104 Ripintoe looks ghastly and unpleasant.
That lemonade-stand picture of Hunter "the heart and soul of the family" Biden made me laugh.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (XZvba)

105 I will watch a movie with a sexy lady sometimes based on that alone. At least give it a glance. Might be shallow. I am ok with that.

Scarlett Johansen is attractive beyond mere looks, but she has also offset that lately by word and deed, so in this case it is kind of a wash.
Posted by: Ae


that is not so much shallow as depressing. why buy a tickt to watch some pretty girl wander around?

just do her.

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (rlyUr)

106 That tape of the detainees makes me weep.
Julie Kelly, what can we do?
If we start a mass mailing to them, can they read our letters? How about we all send flowers? And have someone there to take the picture of the all the flowers they wouldn't let in.
What can we do?

Posted by: pj at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (G1dq6)

107 Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.
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She looks a lot older than the other girls. She's such a bitch even her body hates her.

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (+ya+t)

108 39 I feel so sorry for the people whose churches have been vandalized and destroyed in Canada. I expect it will be coming here within the year.


Yep. Christians should prepare for persecution in this country. It's going to get much worse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (QFVV9)

109 >>>>
Wait a minute, where's the Soviet heavy machine gun in the bed of the
truck? Is little Fatima there toting a disguised satchel charge? <<<<

Have you seen this?

How Countries Fight Their Wars--

https://tinyurl.com/85xc5u6s

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (3DZIZ)

110 So these geniuses are representing the USA but kneeling for the anthem. If they were serious, they wouldn't be representing the USA.

Posted by: Caliban at July 21, 2021 06:01 PM (HgGBT)

111 @63

If anyone's familiar with "Save the Cat", it's a book by the late Blake Snyder that posits there are 16 plot points in every good movie, in the same order.

It was hugely popular, and I think Hollywood's in a rut because everyone uses that Save the Cat formula.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:01 PM (AwPyG)

112 Taiwan = China
Red China = West Japan

Posted by: Downcast at July 21, 2021 06:01 PM (sUOjm)

113 Rapinoe is so disgusting on so many levels.

I'm amazed advertisers want such a polarizing figure, but its been clear over the last 10 years that Democrat money is the most important money for corporations. It doesn't seem to hurt companies to ever shit on conservatives.

I would love to believe "go woke, go broke" worked as well as it should.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (wHcXZ)

114 Our republic died the day the government figured out it could give people tax money in exchange for votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (gpKIi)

115 Why did Eric's camel only have one hump?

Because he ejaculates prematurely.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

116 Also here's a photo from that same twitter feed of some military member playing trombone with a mask on. A modified mask. With an opening so that he can play trombone through it.

https://tinyurl.com/2wkku7sc

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (RDD2k)

117 Because he ejaculates prematurely.

The camel or Eric?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (f7K/X)

118 Yep. Christians should prepare for persecution in this country. It's going to get much worse.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (QFVV9)

Well our prime minister clearly hates Christian but Joe Biden goes to mass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (cSyAR)

119 Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.
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She looks a lot older than the other girls. She's such a bitch even her body hates her.
Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:00 PM (+ya+t)

She is. She was probably too old last time, but definitely is past it now.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

120 anybody stupid enough to watch space jam and think that space jam 2 is a good idea is a fucktard
Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 05:52 PM (rlyUr)

I saw it with the kiddos when they were young and big Michael Jordon fans.
It was okay for what it was, however -
What made it work was Michael Jordon's rep saw a great guy and fun to be around and a great team p[layer as well as a great basketball player-

LeBron James is known as a big whiny dickweed. There's no built in fanbase wanting to see more LeBron James in a movie.

Plus, it sounds like as stupidly simple as the original SJ's plot and action was, Hollywood even managed to fuck that up.

I predict failure.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2021 06:03 PM (5NkmN)

121 Did you people know that motorboating used to be an Olympic sport ? Only once, 1908. Strictly a men's event.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2021 06:03 PM (V13WU)

122 She's such a bitch even her body hates her.

***

hahaha

I love this place.

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:03 PM (RDD2k)

123 Yep. Christians should prepare for persecution in this country. It's going to get much worse.
Posted by: Puddleglum


I could see the modern Church turning the other cheek at it.

I've been very disappointed with even "conservative" Evangelical type churches lately. Really want that unicorn gay/transgender church goer that never seems to make it on Sunday morning.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:03 PM (wHcXZ)

124 It was hugely popular, and I think Hollywood's in a rut because everyone uses that Save the Cat formula.

If the US is following the formula, we are at the "All hope is lost" moment.

I read an article that summarized the 16 points. It ruined movies for me. Once you see the formula playing out, the story is over.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:04 PM (gpKIi)

125 I'm amazed advertisers want such a polarizing figure, but its been clear over the last 10 years that Democrat money is the most important money for corporations. It doesn't seem to hurt companies to ever shit on conservatives.

I would love to believe "go woke, go broke" worked as well as it should.
Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (wHcXZ)

Polarizing? Nobody at the Ad agency or in the Admin staff at the office has ever said something bad about her. She's a hit?

Customers? why do they matter??

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

126 114 Our republic died the day the government figured out it could give people tax money in exchange for votes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (gpKIi)

Who woulda thunk?

Posted by: Alexi de Tocqueville at July 21, 2021 06:04 PM (VMMSl)

127 @102

In Chinese shipping, no less.

Shipping is clearly a major thing with the bad guys. Ghislaine's pretend husband is the CEO of a company that keeps track of shipping containers, world wide

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:04 PM (AwPyG)

128 Semi-Literate Thug: "...has resigned after her electronic signature was forged on documents 20 times while she was out of the office."

That story just keeps getting better.

One day they'll aspire to be a Banana Republic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

129 If you ever wanted a nice laying out of the US Women's soccer stupid lawsuit about "we're paid less than the men!" lie, I think this guy does a good job. Only video I've watched of his so no clue on his views but he seems to lay the case out in a very straightforward way. I do love how he talks about how the men only get money based on winning certain matches, but the women get "benefits" along with their games played and wins. Oh and the "benefits" include a base salary.

https://youtu.be/LLeAWuRbObQ

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (vMCab)

130 Has happiness been identified as while privilege?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (cSyAR)

131 Man, if this whole "I like to look at naked women" thing ever catches on, the internet could really take off among normal folks and society.

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (RDD2k)

132 >Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (cSyAR)

Textbook definition of Resting Bitch Face.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (DXFDM)

133 Because he ejaculates prematurely.

The camel or Eric?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2021 06:02 PM (f7K/X)
......

Eric. And our camel still got paid.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

134 Judge orders California to put Larry Elder on recall ballot

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (O7b05)

135 Why is there an Asian Carp problem in the US in the first place? The name is kinda apt, no?

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (bDqIh)

136 @124

Yes--very hard to "unsee" it, once you realize they are using it.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:06 PM (AwPyG)

137 I've been very disappointed with even "conservative" Evangelical type churches lately. Really want that unicorn gay/transgender church goer that never seems to make it on Sunday morning.

I have a friend who has a troubled teen who is going through a trans phase. I am trying to get her to come to the church, but she will never come if we are not accepting of all beliefs! We should fly a pride flag so I can show her as we drive by!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:07 PM (gpKIi)

138 Lebron can't sing like Meadowlark Lemon neither.

https://tinyurl.com/2ysfrsac

Posted by: The Harlem Globetrotters not feat. Miklos at July 21, 2021 06:07 PM (QzkSJ)

139 135 Why is there an Asian Carp problem in the US in the first place? The name is kinda apt, no?
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Our government imported them to control aquatic vegetation.

Thank you, our government.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 21, 2021 06:07 PM (sWM8x)

140 I though Space Jam was what Bezos puts on his Space Dildo.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

141 People always ask me what's up with Louisiana? They know I went to school there, I worked there, I know a lot of people there, etc.

Well, all I can say is they vote nationally Republican (think Reagan, Trump) and vote Democrat locally, a lot. I knew a great conservative guy for South Louisiana, he voted Reagan twice, but voted for Edwin Edwards every time, no matter how many convictions and liberal views that termite had...its local, its weird, it's personal.

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2021 06:08 PM (5iUNf)

142 100 Put them olympic level soccer bitches up against a Saturday morning team of middle aged beer-gutted illegal aliens that have been hanging drywall and painting buildings for 60 hours the week before and who have never met each other before that morning.

Best three out of five.


I really, REALLY, love this idea! They can play on the field in the park near me. I would actually watch it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:08 PM (QFVV9)

143 Judge orders California to put Larry Elder on recall ballot
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Nice if it's true.

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:08 PM (+ya+t)

144 Why doesn't some of them do something crazy color like blonde or brunette. That would surprise me.
Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2021 05:53 PM (88xKn)


-----
"long flowing plaid hair"

Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2021 06:09 PM (U1eOr)

145 >Polarizing? Nobody at the Ad agency or in the Admin staff at the office has ever said something bad about her. She's a hit?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

Burgers?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 21, 2021 06:09 PM (DXFDM)

146 Our government imported them to control aquatic vegetation.

Thank you, our government.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 21, 2021 06:07 PM (sWM8x)

Likely the aquatic veg was also imported for some other reason, like kuzdu was.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

147 Why does Rapinoe have a tattoo of a cock on her right arm?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:40 PM

It's cutting irony, donchaknow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (rBtIz)

148 I wish Megan success in the future and an ass raping with a Saguaro cactus. I had my fingers crossed behind my back on the first one.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (HH3Ly)

149 >>Our government imported them to control aquatic vegetation. Thank you, our government.


*shakes head in disgust*
Man, what a stupid idea.

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (bDqIh)

150 @142

Remember that the USA Women's team lost to a boy's under 16 team

One of my male friends who played in college calls women's soccer "underwater soccer."

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (AwPyG)

151 The trip drew attention after photos surfaced of Swalwell and Rep. Ruben Gallego (D., Ariz.) riding shirtless on camels in Qatar's desert

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And they helped to maintain the reason for the old saying that camels are "ships of the desert".

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (jgd+q)

152 A very large number of Gen Z girls are K-Pop stans so I wonder if Asian men will jump a bit in baseline "dating market value."

How much of the bias against Asian men comes from the usually true stereotype that they aren't packing very much?

Posted by: Broseidon at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (icI8A)

153 I have a friend who has a troubled teen who is going through a trans phase. I am trying to get her to come to the church, but she will never come if we are not accepting of all beliefs! We should fly a pride flag so I can show her as we drive by!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


And that's how it will go, I've seen churches with gay pride flags flying out front. You really think now the pews are filled with gay people on Sunday? All it did was clear out the people that actually did believe in it, but I guess some liberal pastor got a positive tweet about his gay church, and that's the real victory.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (wHcXZ)

154 "Black Widow" was okay for what is was.

Which was the Marvel version of a James Bond movie. Specifically, a mash-up of "Moonraker" and "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" plots. They tipped that right at the beginning so it was exactly hidden.

Using the existent JB flicks - BW would be an upper middle tier JB flick, probably one of the Roger Moore's.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2021 06:11 PM (5NkmN)

155 Our government imported them to control aquatic vegetation.

Thank you, our government.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 21, 2021 06:07 PM (sWM8x)

Likely the aquatic veg was also imported for some other reason, like kuzdu was.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:09 PM

That never ends well.

Posted by: The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly at July 21, 2021 06:11 PM (rBtIz)

156 CA appeals decision, delays, delays, delays... oops ballots are already printed and mailed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:11 PM (gpKIi)

157 Eric Swallwell seems like a first class weirdo.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 06:11 PM (cSyAR)

158 so it wasn't exactly hidden

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2021 06:11 PM (5NkmN)

159 Children want to be adults quickly then they see just how adult they don't want to be.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2021 06:12 PM (H3kOD)

160 So, Swallswell's wife, Brittany, is OK with him banging Fang Fang.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:12 PM (u3z76)

161 It's true though that Asian guy and black woman is one of the rarest couples out there. Though the best looking black woman I know is actually married to an Asian dude.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 21, 2021 06:12 PM (icI8A)

162 CA is trying to deny a black man access to democracy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:12 PM (gpKIi)

163 #123

Well, Blago. You'll like this guy even if you only listen to the first minute. He is calling out cowardly churches:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-wrToS5YpM

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:13 PM (k39e/)

164 48- lummox.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 21, 2021 05:50 PM

That is one of my favorite words- makes me laugh! I don't think I've ever heard anyone other than my mother use it. Thanks for the memory!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2021 06:13 PM (qe5CM)

165 Well, it is CA.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:13 PM (u3z76)

166 I really, REALLY, love this idea! They can play on the field in the park near me. I would actually watch it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:08 PM (QFVV9)

Got to give them both an incentive. If the lebos win, the illegal invaders have to cut the sodomites lawns for 1 year free of charge.

If the illegal invaders win, they get to use the lesbos as sex slaves for two weeks.

Goal!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 06:13 PM (R/m4+)

167 Which is better -- Space Jam, Space Jelly, or Space Preserves?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Certified Misinformation Identification Consultant at July 21, 2021 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

Space Oddity.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, rocking the fishnet tights at July 21, 2021 06:13 PM (2JVJo)

168 "long flowing plaid hair"
Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2021 06:09 PM

A most cromulent reference.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2021 06:14 PM (rBtIz)

169 Remember that the USA Women's team lost to a boy's under 16 team

One of my male friends who played in college calls women's soccer "underwater soccer."
Posted by: artemis


I would pay real money to see some top high school boys team shame these girls that society thinks we should throw money at like they are the Bulls dynasty.

My daughter is a good, club soccer player. We were practicing with a friend and his much younger, much smaller son. This kid would destroy my daughter on the soccer field and he's probably the worst player on his team.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:14 PM (wHcXZ)

170 Ok, if you're gonna blow 20G on hookers and beer, spend the DNC's money.

Well done, Captain Flatus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:14 PM (6FeV1)

171 Some women will let their husband get away with anything as long as they have access to the power and money.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:14 PM (gpKIi)

172 " I don't think I've ever heard anyone other than my mother use it. "

You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Brian Kemp at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

173 Some women will let their husband get away with anything as long as they have access to the power and money.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


what is "duh" for $100?

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM (rlyUr)

174 Remember when everyone agreed that the Klan setting fires to churches in the South was terrorism?

Now, white weeble-wobbles are setting fire to churches in Canada and the leftists who aren't ignoring it will tell you all about how this is well deserved.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM (YYlyE)

175 I have a friend who has a troubled teen who is going through a trans phase. I am trying to get her to come to the church, but she will never come if we are not accepting of all beliefs! We should fly a pride flag so I can show her as we drive by!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:07 PM (gpKIi)

When I went off to college, I was a shy loner Freshman, but a guy I knew suggested going to the Catholic Church on Sunday for Mass on campus...I met every friend I knew there for the rest of my time. Just great people. Religion brings people together in a tie that binds. Its a common belief, a source of kinship...its important. I just wish Pope Frankie understood that.

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM (5iUNf)

176 Swallowwells wife is probably banging the pool boy anyway. And her personal trainer. And the GM of the hotel. And...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM (gpKIi)

177 67 Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM

Simply marvelous- best thing I've seen all day!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM (qe5CM)

178 @166

Traveling baseball teams used to take on the local favorites

In fact, that's how Annie Oakley met her husband. He was a famous sharpshooter, and would travel around the country going to county fairs and taking on who ever won the local county's sharpshooting contest.

Annie was 15, and she beat him.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:16 PM (AwPyG)

179 That Rappinoe dude looks like a badly drawn cartoon of Martin Short.

Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2021 06:16 PM (Rbu5d)

180 @5: "... and there's a fight over who gets to own them."

I call bullshit on that rumor. The NBA can barely figure out how to expand the domestic league from 30 to 32 teams without five or ten years of squabbling. They might be considering an NBA China offshoot like the NFL did with NFL Europe, but they aren't gonna be adding any Chinese teams to the main league.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 06:16 PM (+WWsf)

181 weirdly, sex is much more transactinal with women than I thought when I was a a youngster.

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:16 PM (rlyUr)

182 Even sports are communist. Where did baseball go?

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:16 PM (+ya+t)

183 106 pj I wish I could send 1 the full copies of Gulag Archipelago, they have the time and would see they are not the first, won't be the last.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:17 PM (Cxk7w)

184 *shakes head in disgust*
Man, what a stupid idea.
---
The ones pictured jumping like crazy are silver carp, one of three species our government blessed us with. In my area they put in grass carp and assured us that they'd never reproduce or migrate to other areas. Guess what: they reproduce and migrate to other areas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 21, 2021 06:17 PM (sWM8x)

185 Bangs like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:17 PM (gpKIi)

186 Damn, off sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 06:17 PM (2JVJo)

187 @32: "Basic literacy is probably the only actual 'skill' actors have. But not that guy."

Last August, there was a meme going around with pictures of LeBron reading the first page of several different books; always ready to be photographed, but somehow, never half way through any of his books.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 06:18 PM (+WWsf)

188 160 So, Swallswell's wife, Brittany, is OK with him banging Fang Fang.
Posted by: Braenyard


Or....Brittany is the one doing Fang Fang. Swallswell watches from his shame closet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:18 PM (QFVV9)

189 Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:10 PM (wHcXZ)

Even if you support gay marriage in the church, a gay flag is incredibly polarizing in my opinion. It shrieks out "Our main concerns is with gay issues." If gay people want to come to church, find out what's its about and develop a relationship with the Lord- if they didn't have one- fine, but it turns off the people who have more conservative beliefs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:18 PM (k39e/)

190 179 That Rappinoe dude looks like a badly drawn cartoon of Martin Short.
Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2021 06:16 PM (Rbu5d)


Well, that is a bit harsh, I must say.

Posted by: Ed Grimley at July 21, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

191 Damn, that photo of ugly bitch Megan Rappin'ho looks like the love child of Martin Short and Rachel Madcow.

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM (dgk4E)

192 The ones pictured jumping like crazy are silver carp, one of three species our government blessed us with. In my area they put in grass carp and assured us that they'd never reproduce or migrate to other areas. Guess what: they reproduce and migrate to other areas.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
___

Almost got beaned by one of those in a canoe on the Kaskaskia with the daughter and g-babies.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM (FsVxE)

193 Black Widow also did poorly because Disney released it to home viewers immediately after the final credits rolled on the first showing in theaters.

Posted by: Downcast at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM (JjMWb)

194 @182

You will be shocked to hear that the ratings for the all star game were bad.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM (AwPyG)

195 DC mayor outlaws menthol cigarettes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM (O7b05)

196 Maybe Brittany enjoyed a gleesome threesome with Fang Fang

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:20 PM (u3z76)

197 172- You'd be surprised.
Posted by: Brian Kemp at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM

Yes, Stacey Abrams certainly fits my mental picture of the definition!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2021 06:20 PM (qe5CM)

198 Patriots! Can you believe the Biden administration is teaming up with social media to silence conservative voices! This is an outrage! We must take back the house and senate in 2022 so we can pass legislation to ensure that the banning is done in a nonpartisan manner! We can not allow the democrats to only silence conservatives! Send us money now! Do it! $100 or else you will make the list!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:21 PM (gpKIi)

199 @54: "... not so sure why for BW, since SJ is a very pretty lady. Too woke, maybe?"

Black Widow movie was five or ten years too late. Character was already killed off in Endgame. ScarJo made sure to do some pre-premiere interviews decrying hyper-sexualization of female characters and the evil male gaze. Brie Larson's Captain Marvel kinda poisoned the well for female led Marvel movies. Oh, and, it's Disney/Marvel now, and everything Disney touches eventually dies.

Black Widow coulda been super fun as an R-rated sexy time James Bond knockoff with a younger ScarJo. They coulda made serious bank of a trilogy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 06:21 PM (+WWsf)

200 Rapinoe always looks like she smelled a fart.

Sometimes a good fart. Sometimes a bad fart.

But always a fart.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:21 PM (6FeV1)

201 You want a sesquipedalian war?

War. You have some smegma on your moustache.

Smegma

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2021 06:21 PM (H3kOD)

202 Rep. Swallowswell, does it smell if you fart on a camel in the desert?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2021 06:21 PM (OeQ/D)

203 @180

Not to mention it would cause problems with the players' profit cuts, I think.

It does sound too crazy, even for the NBA. Although, they are run by a Commissioner who does looks like a vampire.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:22 PM (AwPyG)

204 Space Oddity.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, rocking the fishnet tights at July 21, 2021 06:13 PM (2JVJo)

Space Probe...something here suggests you have a story that only can be told on TLC.

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2021 06:22 PM (5iUNf)

205 If you had told me as a young kid growing up in the 60s and 70s that one day I'd be rooting AGAINST U.S. Olympic athletes and teams, I would have strangled you for such heresy.

Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2021 06:22 PM (dgk4E)

206 Even if you support gay marriage in the church, a gay flag is incredibly polarizing in my opinion. It shrieks out "Our main concerns is with gay issues." If gay people want to come to church, find out what's its about and develop a relationship with the Lord- if they didn't have one- fine, but it turns off the people who have more conservative beliefs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



How on Earth does a Bible-reading Church support gay marriage? Do they think its some loophole that homosexuality is now kosher because the government gave you a piece of paper?

I understand a Church not getting into domestic politics like wanting to repeal gay marriage (that would be stupid) but a Church celebrating homosexuality is like endorsing a swinger lifestyle for married adults.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:22 PM (wHcXZ)

207 Swallowwells wife is probably banging the pool boy anyway. And her personal trainer. And the GM of the hotel. And...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 21, 2021 06:15 PM

You might very well be thinking that, but the Paolo, he could not possibly be commenting.

Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2021 06:23 PM (rBtIz)

208 If you had told me as a young kid growing up in the 60s and 70s that one day I'd be rooting AGAINST U.S. Olympic athletes and teams, I would have strangled you for such heresy.
Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2021 06:22 PM (dgk4E)

Sigh, yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2021 06:23 PM (Irn0L)

209 How on Earth does a Bible-reading Church support gay marriage?
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Apostasy.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:23 PM (FsVxE)

210 Did someone say surprise?

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at July 21, 2021 06:23 PM (JjMWb)

211 "Would someone please get this hump off my back?"

- the qatari camel

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:24 PM (6FeV1)

212 You will be shocked to hear that the ratings for the all star game were bad.
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM (AwPyG)

There was an All-Star game? Gee, looks like I miss it. Maybe I'll catch it next year.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2021 06:24 PM (88xKn)

213 Does your fart lose its odor on the camel hump overnight?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 06:24 PM (cSyAR)

214 199 Walter Freeman,
That is why conglomerates don't outperform the market--too much playing it safe (in this case to avoid SJW anger that might carry forward to other conglomerate products like Devil Mouse World.)

Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 06:24 PM (pO7gM)

215 Haha!

Babylon Bee: To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced by 15 year old Boys Team in Wigs.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2021 06:24 PM (vMCab)

216 Agony of defeet!

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:25 PM (+ya+t)

217 DC mayor outlaws menthol cigarettes
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2021 06:19 PM

Somebody been puttin' out their Kools on her flo?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn) at July 21, 2021 06:25 PM (rBtIz)

218 Did Lebron flop when Bugs Bunny got too close like he does in real games?

Posted by: huerfano at July 21, 2021 06:25 PM (MzKgG)

219 And if I see a gay flag outside a business I won't patronize it because I don't need to know-or really want to know- your sexual orientation in order to shop there. Just be friendly, give me good service and have an interesting shop and I'll come back. There was a shop in a town near by that was a coffee and antiques place. I think it got shut down by COVID and I'm sorry for any business that got shut down by Covid, but I was wondering whether anyone else didn't go there because of the large rainbow flag outside.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:26 PM (k39e/)

220 Little penguin says, 'Smoke Kool, Smoke Kool'.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:26 PM (u3z76)

221 DC mayor outlaws menthol cigarettes
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Why?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (QFVV9)

222 but I was wondering whether anyone else didn't go there because of the large rainbow flag outside.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:26 PM (k39e/)

"Oh, he supports Moses. Yuck, let's go somewhere else. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (6FeV1)

223 Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM (cSyAR)

Textbook definition of Resting Bitch Face.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (DXFDM)
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Since she also has Active Bitch Face, it's pretty much a given.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (7CyHK)

224 Black Widow coulda been super fun as an R-rated sexy time James Bond knockoff with a younger ScarJo. They coulda made serious bank of a trilogy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

We decide to base it on Terms of Endearment instead.

Posted by: Disney Corporation at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (JjMWb)

225 Didn't we spend yesterday savaging Sean Hannity for patronizing his audience? Why, yes.

https://youtu.be/GEI4QdwGgac

Here's Ron DeSantis being a "good boy" and knuckling under to the vax freaks in the White House. Now, I don't actually mind the video, it's just obvious the guy is no more a hardcore fighter than either Trump or Hannity are. That is truly fine if you're trying to hold onto peace instead of a second American revolution! And it's hard to fight more than Trump did, without using bullets. But if people are holding him out as the dude on the white horse, they are wasting their time. And they would need to apologize to Hannity, because at least Hannity has a contract with Fox.

Posted by: trev006 at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (8ESqR)

226 Boswell @ 141- Had a guy come up to where I was working years ago in Louisiana and ask me to sign a petition for Edwin Edwards to get out of jail or something. Told him I lived in Texas and he said 'that don't make no nevermind.'. Louisiana.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (0OP+5)

227 "Why didn''t I take vax & wear a mask?"

Have a friend whose husband didn't get the shot and now is sick with the coof.

People actually said to her, "he deserves it."

I would've slapped them.

Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (Rbu5d)

228 The Detroit News just reported that court records indicate that the FBI Special Agent who orchestrated the set up of the 'Whitmer kidnap conspirators" - Richard Trask - beat up his wife at a swingers' party held at a hotel in the 2700 block of S. 11 Street in Oshtemo Township.

The "affidavit filed by the Kalamazoo County Sheriff's Office in Kalamazoo County District Court said Trask's wife had bloody lacerations to the right side of her head and "blood all over chest, clothing arms and hand," as well as "severe" bruising to her neck and throat."

Did not know that there was such action just south of me. The FBI brings wholesome activities to my neighborhood!

Posted by: 10x25mm at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (0cx+t)

229 220 Little penguin says, 'Smoke Kool, Smoke Kool'.

221 DC mayor outlaws menthol cigarettes
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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Why?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (QFVV9)
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He doesn't like penguins.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (u3z76)

230 Totalitarianso saying what cigarettes you can smoke now

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)

231 135 Why is there an Asian Carp problem in the US in the first place? The name is kinda apt, no?

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 06:05 PM (bDqIh)

Because they escaped from Arkansas ponds, made their way up the Mississippi River and they will destroy the Great Lakes fishery if they get in here. Chinese love to eat 'em supposedly they do taste good.

Posted by: clutch at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (9UmRs)

232 How on Earth does a Bible-reading Church support gay marriage? Do they think its some loophole that homosexuality is now kosher because the government gave you a piece of paper?

I'll take a shot - the prohibitions against homosexuality in the Old Testament are no longer valid, since the covenant has been superseded by Jesus and the New Testament.

Jesus never mentioned anything about homosexuality; He would have if He thought it worth mentioning.

Yes, Paul decries it, but Paul perverted the true Jesus movement into his own version of the church and he can be safely ignored.

I'm simplifying, but that is the general thrust of the "argument" I have heard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 06:29 PM (2JVJo)

233 There is a small business here i've frequented maybe twice. Last time, before I went I checked their website.
They had BLM support plastered all over it.
Never went back. Never will. I WILL drive out of my way to not patronize that business. I don't care who owns it.

Posted by: Bosk at July 21, 2021 06:29 PM (FgPjD)

234 People actually said to her, "he deserves it."

I would've slapped them.
Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (Rbu5d)

Well, if he "deserves" the vid, then they deserve a stroke.

(Preferably from a 7 iron.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:30 PM (6FeV1)

235 Jesus said, 'I have not come to change the law'.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:31 PM (u3z76)

236 Jesus said, 'I have not come to change the law'.
Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:31 PM (

".... but to fulfill it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (6FeV1)

237 I have no idea how to refresh on my phone

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

238 Just another way of saying kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (+WWsf)

239 DC mayor outlaws menthol cigarettes

**

aw HELL naw

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (RDD2k)

240 Yes, Paul decries it, but Paul perverted the true Jesus movement into his own version of the church and he can be safely ignored.

I'm simplifying, but that is the general thrust of the "argument" I have heard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 06:29 PM (2JVJo)

How in hell do you ignore 1/2 of the NT and still claim to be Christian?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (SDdx5)

241 Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2021 06:22 PM (wHcXZ)

I think they would not consider it "celebrating it" just acknowledging it that gay people can have loving, monogamous relationship and that the church should be about the business of allowing it. I'm not saying I agree with gay marriage in the church although I have known some gay people who have been together for years monogamously, I think, and they believe in the Lord. I am just saying that is their POV. It's different in the RCC because they consider marriage a sacrament and one of the requirements for a marriage is that it's between a man and a woman, although there are of course, objections to this even among RC clergy. It's a big thing in German RC churches now where there might be a schism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:33 PM (k39e/)

242 237 I have no idea how to refresh on my phone
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

First you fresh. Then, you fresh again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:33 PM (6FeV1)

243 Louisiana.
Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 06:28 PM (0OP+5)

So true, and no matter how many times you tell folks, it still doesn't make sense, not even to yourself. They just do their thing and you can't talk an ounce of sense into them.

I still love them all, but WTF?

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2021 06:33 PM (5iUNf)

244 Even stunning and brave Ted Cruz called us a "Democracy" while hulk-performing in some Show Hearings last year. What a useless twat.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 06:33 PM (y2RgW)

245
67 Megan Rapinoe looks thoroughly, magnificently miserable.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 21, 2021 05:54 PM

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She looks like a 50 year old man. A small, unskilled one.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 21, 2021 06:33 PM (2mlpS)

246 How in hell do you ignore 1/2 of the NT and still claim to be Christian?
Posted by: tcn in AK
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You can't.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:34 PM (FsVxE)

247 > Jesus never mentioned anything about homosexuality; He would have if He thought it worth mentioning.

John 21: 25 "Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written."

The idea that the Bible contains all of the acts or words of God that are worth knowing is nonsense and non-Biblical.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2021 06:35 PM (YYlyE)

248 237 I have no idea how to refresh on my phone
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

Spray some deodorant on it.

Posted by: dantesed at July 21, 2021 06:35 PM (88xKn)

249 Jesus said, 'I have not come to change the law'.
Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:31 PM

Coincidentally enough, that passage was part of last Sunday's Gospel reading.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2021 06:35 PM (rBtIz)

250 PM (2JVJo)

How in hell do you ignore 1/2 of the NT and still claim to be Christian?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (SDdx5)
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Simple, Just keep the first four books and burn the rest.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:35 PM (u3z76)

251 237 I have no idea how to refresh on my phone
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)
........

Pop an ice cold beer.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 21, 2021 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

252 >>Have a friend whose husband didn't get the shot and now is sick with the coof. People actually said to her, "he deserves it." I would've slapped them.


That is horrid!!
Funny, you'd never hear that sentiment openly expressed if a person was gravely ill in the hospital with something like AIDS or base-jumping injuries.

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 06:35 PM (bDqIh)

253 Very hard to convince anybody that Paul was just "some guy."

Even when he was Saul.

The most unlikely hero in the Bible

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (AwPyG)

254 I have no idea how to refresh on my phone
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

Scroll to the top (swiping down) once you're at the top, swipe down again, the whole page will sort of go down and pop back up, then refresh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (wAnMi)

255 they will destroy the Great Lakes fishery if they get in here. Chinese love to eat 'em supposedly they do taste good.
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I was a kid when Lake Erie died and now it's one of, if not the best walleye lake in the country. Lake Michigan too for salmon. I don't know how you stop invasive species without introducing another predatory species that eats em.

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (+ya+t)

256 It's a big thing in German RC churches now where there might be a schism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:33 PM (k39e/)

It's a big thing where the Bishops are homosexuals. That's about the extent of it. They may be headed for schism, but they've been headed that way for a long time, and without Rome's coat tails, they will end up with nothing at all, so it isn't likely at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (SDdx5)

257 If you had told me as a young kid growing up in the 60s and 70s that one day I'd be rooting AGAINST U.S. Olympic athletes and teams, I would have strangled you for such heresy.

***

The same people that insisted sports fans take a stand against the US in sporting events are now upset that sports fans took a stand against the US in sporting events.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (RDD2k)

258 > First you fresh. Then, you fresh again.

Is that a TikTok thing?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (YYlyE)

259 240 tcn,

Twas ever thus. The whole reason for the Nicene Creed was to separate what was legitimate teachings and what was not. Same reason to establish an authoritative text.

Then the split between Orthodox and Roman Catholic, then Protestants versus Roman Catholic, and then the Protestants splintered into a huge diversity of groups.

However, people believe what they want to believe and will change the meaning of even apparently authoritative texts if it suits what they want to do. Also see US Constitution.

Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 06:37 PM (pO7gM)

260 I have no problem rooting against this woman team, they are not on my side anyway, their playing for some Utopia team that will turn out like South Africa or China.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:37 PM (Cxk7w)

261 How in hell do you ignore 1/2 of the NT and still claim to be Christian?
Posted by: tcn in AK
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You can't.
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:34 PM (FsVxE)

It is true that Paul had a massive influence on the NT, of course. But he's the only writer in the series who knew Jesus personally. The whole point of the epistles was to get distant churches back on track. If anyone was "the authority" on what Christ intended for His Bride, it was Paul.

Also, there's multiple bits in the epistles where Paul explicitly says, "this is just my opinion". He knew the difference between canon and teaching.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:38 PM (6FeV1)

262 Have a friend whose husband didn't get the shot and now is sick with the coof. People actually said to her, "he deserves it." I would've slapped them.

*

Why did HE deserve it? They're the ones that forced it to evolve to survive against the vaccine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:38 PM (RDD2k)

263 Watching clips of Gavin Newsom in a mask lying that crime has gone down in California while Brian Kilmeade runs the clips of shoplifters is classic. AOC and her Democrat pals thinks this is all ok. It's like a down payment on the reparations that they want to implement.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

264 7 Wuhan Carp
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 21, 2021 05:39 PM (II3Gr)
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Chinese Carp will do.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 21, 2021 06:38 PM (xqRaG)

265 on what Christ intended for His Bride

**

It's like there's a hint there or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:39 PM (RDD2k)

266 @256

A lot of pedophilia being exposed, amongst the clergy in Germany.

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:39 PM (AwPyG)

267 nood

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:39 PM (FsVxE)

268 If there's going to be a religious schism let it be in Germany. They've earned dibs.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:40 PM (u3z76)

269 @261

You may be mixed up--Paul never met Jesus. Maybe you are thinking of Peter?

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:40 PM (AwPyG)

270 I think Mike Pompeo has lost weight

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 06:40 PM (NpAcC)

271 I was a kid when Lake Erie died and now it's one of, if not the best walleye lake in the country. Lake Michigan too for salmon. I don't know how you stop invasive species without introducing another predatory species that eats em.
Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:36 PM (+ya+t)

Yes, we have had a very good walleye season in Erie so far. High water, but ok.

The Asian carp are plankton feeders and will outcompete the forage fish if they get in the Lakes.

Posted by: clutch at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (9UmRs)

272 The thing about your rainbow flag is that it is designed to be offensive to Christians. The rainbow was the sign of hope sent by God after the deluge. The homosexuals took it for their purposes knowing this, and the same is true of the term "gay."

A business flying said flag simply is saying they don't want my business and they are all in on perversion and the breakdown of society. Why on earth would I do business there?

Some churches choose to fly the flag as well, and by doing so are simply saying that they accept perversion and encourage sin, and would prefer that those who try to keep the Commandments stay away. They get that wish eventually.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (SDdx5)

273 > The whole reason for the Nicene Creed was to separate what was legitimate teachings and what was not. Same reason to establish an authoritative text.

Amos 3:7 "Surely the Lord God does nothing,
Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets."

Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)

274 Many of these people have lost their center...like a Marxists leader rides a tasmania devil and unclimaxed dismounting is dangerous. Ha ha.

Get the humor out.

Now this leader projecting is done internally and this is how they judge themselves.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (H3kOD)

275 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we're not doing hash-in-nic anymore? (T/XHv) at July 21, 2021 06:42 PM (T/XHv)

276 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that JD Vance seems to have gotten the TSA and Congress confused.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2021 06:43 PM (Xl9UR)

277 Also see US Constitution.
Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 06:37 PM (pO7gM)

You can't manipulate God, Whig, which I think we both can agree on.

The Constitution was written to be God's law, not to be wrangled into man's conveniences of the moment. But, like the Protestant and Catholic religions, you have to protect it and nurture it, otherwise it withers like much like a vine, it dies from neglect, and lack of spiritual water and sunshine.

Its a shame that the great religions of our time are on the decline, much like the Constitution finds itself under fire...they were born together, and perhaps together they find their end. I hope not.

Posted by: Boswell at July 21, 2021 06:45 PM (5iUNf)

278 You may be mixed up--Paul never met Jesus. Maybe you are thinking of Peter?
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:40 PM (AwPyG)

? The conversion? Scales falling from the eyes? Road to Damascus? Do i really have that wrong?

(Not being snarky, but it seems like a colossal cock-up if I'm wrong on that point)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

279 osted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (SDdx5)

I agree with you-that the rainbow symbol was deliberately appropriated. I have a cross with a rainbow yarn chain. One side of the cross says "Christ is counting on you" and the other side says "And I am counting on Christ" It has much meaning for me in my work as a retreat leader with young people. I occasionally wear it to church but have to talk about the rainbow covenant sign in the OT and say "This has nothing to do with gay rights.'

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:48 PM (k39e/)

280 Back when the TSA was hiring its first batch of agents, I applied. I wanted the job; I wanted to help protect my country from terrorists. I did very well in the early screening because I was very good at spotting suspicious items in xray images of luggage. I was very good at all the things they were testing for, until they did a psych profile. I was too intelligent, and too curious, and I wouldn't work out. I'd spend too much time looking for trouble rather than just following procedure.

I dodged a bullet. I am grateful to have been found unfit.

Posted by: Gundo at July 21, 2021 06:48 PM (jECnM)

281 The communists and other godless heathens have been working over 100 years to destroy the Constitutional Republic which is America. They always knew that perverting the youth was the start and during the 60s they perfected that system. Those responsible for that crime are now running America.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 06:49 PM (0OP+5)

282 It is true that Paul had a massive influence on the NT, of course. But he's the only writer in the series who knew Jesus personally.

No, he didn't. He knew Peter and James, the brother of Jesus, but never met Jesus in the flesh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JVJo)

283 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

You are correct about Paul, of course, I believe artemis meant "He never met Jesus in the flesh and was not one of the original apostles/disciples."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (k39e/)

284 The three soccer players who stood up are really pretty.

Huh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2021 06:54 PM (OssQ4)

285 DC mayor outlaws menthol cigarettes
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Why?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:27 PM (QFVV9)

They are racist since Blacks like them. I'm sure they found a study that says they are bad. Its science.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

286 (Not being snarky, but it seems like a colossal cock-up if I'm wrong on that point)
Posted by: Warai-otoko

it was a vision that happened long after the crucifixion, he did not meet Christ in person

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (oEn12)

287 Watching clips of Gavin Newsom in a mask lying that crime has gone down in California while Brian Kilmeade runs the clips of shoplifters is classic. AOC and her Democrat pals thinks this is all ok. It's like a down payment on the reparations that they want to implement.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

Since shoplifting is no longer a crime, and loitering and drug use is not a crime, and governmental corruption is not a crime, then he might be right that CA crime is down.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

288 Wut?
LMAO
Why do BasicBitch Cons work so tirelessly to keep nationalism out of conservatism the last 100 years?

@allahpundit
rooting against the national soccer team because you don't like their politics is classic nationalism

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 07:00 PM (BRWkz)

289 277 Boswell, there have been times of little faith in the past and faith recovered when times are hard.

Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 07:01 PM (pO7gM)

290 288 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 07:00 PM (BRWkz)

Cockboy there is so all over the map on nationalism he is like a fucked up GPS.

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (Lzpvj)

291 Well hell, LeBron. Whatchya gonna do? China hates naggers.

Posted by: Jbspry at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (ATe9j)

292 allahpundit
rooting against the national soccer team because you don't like their politics is classic nationalism
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 07:00 PM (BRWkz)

Does that bitch know that the national soccer team kneeled during the national anthem. He's full blown tard.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 21, 2021 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

293 Rapinhoe looks like a dime-store Jonathan Harris imitator.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 21, 2021 07:28 PM (Zy9Yy)

294 Prior to 9/11 airport security was a local thing. The airlines were under pressure to make it better and the airport owners didnt want to foot the bill. The result was hiring minimum wage yokels. Along comes this new Homeland security thing and the TSA and Oh No! You cant fire these guys so they became TSA yokels. Best jobthese clowns could ever hope for. Many are now promotes.to their peter principle level.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2021 07:33 PM (axyOa)

295 I seriously doubt that any of the bros beating up the old Asian ladies has ever heard of the Asian Carp.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 21, 2021 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

296 The SJW prof who claims that "average white guys" always have an advantage over blacks has even more Interesting Racial Theories on offer: Such as his claim that Asian men are sexually undesirable.

There are fucking 3 billion Asians so the men must have something going for them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 21, 2021 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

297 Didn't Teh Kickball Kuntz just have their equal pay lawsuit dismissed on the basis that they negotiated their own contract and also made more than the mens' team?

Ha ha ha ha!

Silly Kickball Kuntz.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (y6l0F)

298 Re the Kim Gardner story about a murderer set free:

Lead homicide prosecutor has resigned, saying her signature was forged on court documents in at least 20 cases while she was on maternity leave.

http://bitly.ws/fGD2

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 21, 2021 08:13 PM (sWM8x)

299 The Pitch Meeting for Space Jamoke 2 is pretty funny:

https://youtu.be/Zk_YKmtOYyI

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (y6l0F)

300 That fat retarded sheboon would have voted conservative but you just had to do a racism. How will we ever reach the fat, stupid, STD-laden, pissed-off, loudmouth, sheboons and get them to vote for Dornal Blumpf if you keep doing racisms? Be better conservatives and bend over for these people, you know you want to.

Posted by: RandbotFan at July 22, 2021 09:49 AM (i7ZAA)

301 I suggest they change the name to Asian Communist Murder Fish

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at July 22, 2021 10:19 AM (Qc+Wp)

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