Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Quokka Family Photography Edition

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Two huskies and a cat decide they want to co-parent their new (human) sibling. Then they get a new puppy.

Stray dog who had never been inside before is scared by doors and stairs and can't cross them, but the family's dog shows him the ropes.

I think I've linked this before, but it's cute: Two little girls fall in love with the photo of a dog in a high-kill shelter -- in another state -- so their parents fly the dog in and secretly adopt him.

Pet armadillo came here to chew gum and wreck shop, and he's all out of gum.

Three assholes bash down the door of a home to rob it, only to discover the homeowner's most precious possession is a big Asshole-Shooting Gun.


This Ryan Long street interview clip needs an editor. It goes on too long and the back half's jokes are weak and reptitive.

But dat first half, doh.

Posted by: Ace at 07:37 PM




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1 A combat wombat?

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:39 PM (FsVxE)

2 disturbing photograph

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we're not doing hash-in-nic anymore? (T/XHv) at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (T/XHv)

3 Those new Star Wars animals look ridiculous.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:41 PM (RDD2k)

4 Lawyers was his first response for whose titles he would like to see more of after athletes.
LMAO.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 06:44 PM (BRWkz)

5 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 06:45 PM (mZUr4)

6 Quokka look like they were created by the Pusheen cartoonists.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 06:46 PM (+WWsf)

7 My very first thought when i saw the top pic was:

Ace has upgraded.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2021 06:47 PM (H3kOD)

8 5 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof

Doof! I got a sweet email from the owner at Kensington coffee. He asked how I heard about his coffee since I'm all the way across the country.

It was a weird explanation and very vague. You should get commission!!! I get Lulu's blend. Love it!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 06:47 PM (9vG6o)

9 Just had a comment of mine get Alderaan'd. Forgot to turn wifi back on in my phone settings. Guess it grabbed a cell-based hash that is known for trolls.

Lesson learned!

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 06:48 PM (mZUr4)

10 Ahmagonna git in my truk and drive all them Mexicans back to Mexico jest as soon as ah clean my shotgun.

Posted by: Brian Kemp at July 21, 2021 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

11 We had Marmots in N FLA. Big fucking heafty squirrel type rodents that could dig and then barked at you.

So wifey and I training for a half and she get to park green space about 3 miles from house and Mike the Marmot is barking at her like she has run off with his kids.

Very funny!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:50 PM (yrol0)

12 That quakka is friggen weird looking.

Posted by: Bosk at July 21, 2021 06:50 PM (FgPjD)

13 Oh, what cute dogs! Too bad Willie and Carlo couldn't stay together.

Posted by: Liz at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (bDqIh)

14 My mail lady should go topless.

Black woman, about 40, short and round. Her breasts are the size of overripe watermelons and they hang down to her waist.

She goes bra-less most days. I don't think she likes me though.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

15 Titties and beer!

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (+ya+t)

16 marmot>>pica>>quakka

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (yrol0)

17 Put "Olympic National Park Marmots" in your search engine and turn up the volume.

Trust me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 06:52 PM (9vG6o)

18 My mail lady should go topless.

Black woman, about 40, short and round. Her breasts are the size of overripe watermelons and they hang down to her waist.

She goes bra-less most days. I don't think she likes me though.
Posted by: H



in fairness, there are not many fat women that are appreciative of guys with fat fetishes

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:52 PM (rlyUr)

19 Hi Nurse!

I actually just heard about that from the owner's sister. I figured it was you when she said he had a customer in Seattle.

Did you mention the site by name? I'm torn because I like to help "advertise" for him - but I also like to keep this place separate from "real life".

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 06:52 PM (mZUr4)

20 Willowed:

? The conversion? Scales falling from the eyes? Road to Damascus? Do i really have that wrong?

(Not being snarky, but it seems like a colossal cock-up if I'm wrong on that point)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:45 PM (6FeV1)


Jesus appeared to Saul on the road to Damascus and asked, "Saul, Saul, why do you persecute Me?", but Paul never met Jesus when He was incarnate flesh and blood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (2JVJo)

21 I also like to keep this place separate from "real life".
Posted by: D



do that

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (rlyUr)

22 14 My mail lady should go topless.

Black woman, about 40, short and round. Her breasts are the size of overripe watermelons and they hang down to her waist.

She goes bra-less most days. I don't think she likes me though.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

He big black titties glistened in the sunlight. Like 2 Goodrich Eagles 275x22s with a coat of armourall.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (yrol0)

23 awww

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (V13WU)

24 Best thing about an Armadillo is how high they can jump when you shoot one. Leprosy carrying trash.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (WQddQ)

25 Best thing about an Armadillo is how high they can jump when you shoot one. Leprosy carrying trash.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (WQddQ)

Pop goes the weasel

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 21, 2021 06:55 PM (M+Lyo)

26 Best thing about an Armadillo is how high they can jump when you shoot one. Leprosy carrying trash.
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Squirrels do that too around here.

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (+ya+t)

27 Doof, I didn't mention the HQ.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (9vG6o)

28 Seen 2, not sure I'm going for the Armadillo yet

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)

29 Are the Quokkas always that happy?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

30 Squirrels do that too around here.
Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (+ya+t)

Especially with the ballistic tips, or Barnes varmint gernades

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 21, 2021 06:57 PM (M+Lyo)

31 I really enjoy the end of the day thread with the animals and funny stuff. Thanks a lot, ace!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2021 06:57 PM (oCDY9)

32 armadillos are fucking cool

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:57 PM (rlyUr)

33 yay cafe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2021 06:58 PM (oEn12)

34 Are the Quokkas always that happy?
........

Yeah, I guess they are.

https://tinyurl.com/p2szecys

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2021 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

35 @29: "Are the Quokkas always that happy?"

Strangely enough, yes. They're famous in Australia for being happy in selfies, and being very mellow about having their pictures taken with humans.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 06:58 PM (+WWsf)

36 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 06:58 PM (arJlL)

37 Homeboy needs more range time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (IYHxL)

38 31 I really enjoy the end of the day thread with the animals and...
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Asian guy beating the crap out of three intruders.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (u3z76)

39 Black woman, about 40, short and round. Her breasts are the size of overripe watermelons and they hang down to her waist.

She goes bra-less most days. I don't think she likes me though.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

I was unaware of the attractiveness of a body part that could smother you in your sleep.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (SDdx5)

40 Armadillos will tear up your yard looking for grubs and red wrigglers. Just a slightly smarter possum.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (0OP+5)

41 @20


Not to nit pick--but Saul heard a voice.

No question in my mind, however, that Paul's scripture is inspired scripture. He just didn't know Jesus as a person

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (AwPyG)

42 C5, You bet, I just really love the holes they dig under your foundation.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (WQddQ)

43 "Are the Quokkas always that happy?"

Strangely enough, yes. They're famous in Australia for being happy in selfies, and being very mellow about having their pictures taken with humans.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Then, they drive to Chicago and shoot the place up.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (arJlL)

44 "Are the Quokkas always that happy?"

They are all Quoked up.

Posted by: Brian Kemp, Quokhead at July 21, 2021 07:00 PM (Tnijr)

45 C5, You bet, I just really love the holes they dig under your foundation.
Posted by: Ben Had


just sayin, having tiny armored things running around is kind of cool

that and I hate shooting anything I do not have to

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 07:01 PM (rlyUr)

46 Doof, I didn't mention the HQ.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 06:56 PM (9vG6o)

Got ya. Funny thing is, he'd probably like it here -- somewhat at least. He's a good Maga type Christian man. His wife too. Might get a bit too raunchy for them here.

I had been considering trying to get him to advertise here. Then along came the King Harvey banner. Now I'm hesitant to even mention another coffee company.

You and Captain Hate are faithful customers. Not sure if any other Hordelings are

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 07:01 PM (mZUr4)

47 Mr Dartist....you stole my thunder and glitter. You know about thunder tax don't yous?

I need thunder on a green screen when i zoom. Thunder i can cue to my own truths or blackmail.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2021 07:01 PM (H3kOD)

48 No question in my mind, however, that Paul's scripture is inspired scripture. He just didn't know Jesus as a person
Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (AwPyG)

Paul makes that very clear in his epistles. He is a witness just as we are, and that makes his writing that much more striking. It also explains why he had a bit of an issue with Peter; Peter DID know Jesus, and as an intimate friend, but Peter didn't always see things as clearly as Paul, until he did.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 07:02 PM (SDdx5)

49 Ben Had, if you had a weaseldog he'd go in that hole for a armadillo.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 07:03 PM (0OP+5)

50 armadillos are fucking cool
Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:57 PM


As long as they're not mucking about in your yard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2021 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

51 Eromero, things are changing around here faster than hitting an F5 key. We need to move things to the next week.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 07:04 PM (WQddQ)

52 Jesus appeared to Saul on the road to Damascus and asked, "Saul, Saul, why do you persecute Me?", but Paul never met Jesus when He was incarnate flesh and blood.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 06:53 PM (2JVJo)

I think that was Jesus. In the flesh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:04 PM (yrol0)

53 Nurse!

Leaving tomorrow afternoon for the writing retreat. Hope I'll come back with a finished book.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 07:04 PM (2JVJo)

54 Best thing about an Armadillo is how high they can jump when you shoot one. Leprosy carrying trash.

***

I guess it's just a matter of personal taste. I like the repeated thump-thump-thumping when you drive over one with a car and they leap to avoid the undercarriage by jumping into the undercarriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:04 PM (g7CEa)

55 "Then, they drive to Chicago and shoot the place up."

He was a very nice Quokka. He used to cut my grass.

Posted by: the roller headed lady next door at July 21, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

56 Took 3 trys to see the 3 guys vs a homeowner but finally saw the video.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

57 Come for the hilarious man-on-street tits stuff, stay for the bible study.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2021 07:05 PM (OTzUX)

58 Baby quokka asked for a womb with a view!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2021 07:06 PM (Xwt96)

59 40 Armadillos will tear up your yard looking for grubs and red wrigglers. Just a slightly smarter possum.
Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (0OP+5)

I have shot dillos with 44 mag and 45 acp

There is not meat left with 44

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:06 PM (yrol0)

60 FBI agent at center of Whitmer kidnap probe assaulted wife after swingers' party https://tinyurl.com/jh9aabvz

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 21, 2021 07:06 PM (xPl2J)

61 50 armadillos are fucking cool
Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 06:57 PM

As long as they're not mucking about in your yard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2021 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

possum on half shell

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:07 PM (yrol0)

62 Three assholes bash down the door of a home to rob it, only to discover the homeowner's most precious possession is a big Asshole-Shooting Gun.

**

Man, why you showing our home videos yo?

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 07:07 PM (g7CEa)

63 Eromero, my best 'diller hunters were the Wolfhounds.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 07:07 PM (WQddQ)

64 Ben Had @ 51- That would be cool too. Trying to get hog to ride with me and keep me from going to sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 07:08 PM (0OP+5)

65 from wiki

Armadillos are New World placental mammals in the order Cingulata. The Chlamyphoridae and Dasypodidae are the only surviving families in the order, which is part of the superorder Xenarthra, along with the anteaters and sloths.

Not at all related to opossums.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:08 PM (yrol0)

66 Mr Dartist....you stole my thunder and glitter. You know about thunder tax don't yous?



I need thunder on a green screen when i zoom. Thunder i can cue to my own truths or blackmail.
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Toobin, is that you?

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2021 07:09 PM (+ya+t)

67 rom wiki

Armadillos are New World placental mammals in the order Cingulata. The Chlamyphoridae and Dasypodidae are the only surviving families in the order, which is part of the superorder Xenarthra, along with the anteaters and sloths.

Not at all related to opossums.
Posted by: rhenn


but they are to xena the warrior princess?

Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 07:09 PM (rlyUr)

68 H110 was back in stock a few places yesterday, for .357Mag or 30 carbine reloaders here. Oh, and *not* for cheap. But, well into first phase of recovery it would appear.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

69 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to the OK Corral and Kirk immediately sweeps the landing party with his six shooter.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

70 The Husband and Wife family of Malamutes and cat and baby is a Hallmark Movie caricature. I love that it exists in real life.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 21, 2021 07:09 PM (2DOZq)

71 "Got ya. Funny thing is, he'd probably like it here -- somewhat at least. He's a good Maga type Christian man. His wife too.""

Sold! Just placed an order.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:10 PM (L3Rsz)

72 Kangaroos have 3 vaginas (vaginaes, pussies, wtf)

2 for dick

1 for roo birth

regular party in the front hole 2x

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:10 PM (yrol0)

73 FBI agent at center of Whitmer kidnap probe assaulted wife after swingers' party https://tinyurl.com/jh9aabvz
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 21, 2021 07:06 PM (xPl2J)

Top. Men.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

74 I love that it exists in real life.
Posted by: Just a side note

That was immensely sweet. The Rosie story, too.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (L3Rsz)

75 I was a business manager in a surgery department once. One meeting the Chief of surgery (hilarious guy) piped up that he once found two pieces of toast under a womans breasts. All heads turned of course.

It was down in Baltimore, and the lady was large with large breasts that got sweaty in summer heat. The lady explained that the toast was to soak up moisture.

Weird home remedy, but it made for a great story at cocktail parties.

Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (U1eOr)

76 ♫ ♪
Armadillo by morning
Up from San Antone

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (Xwt96)

77 Kangaroos have 3 vaginas
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Same as The Bulwark

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (9UqRu)

78 My Dad had a pittbull boxer mix. When lights went out they would go hunt dillos.

Tubby (dogs name not Dads) could crush them like a shrimp shell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:12 PM (yrol0)

79 Armadillo eggs are pretty good though I prefer mine made with pickled jalapeņo.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 21, 2021 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

80 That cinches it. I want to come back as Christina Hendricks's toast.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:13 PM (9UqRu)

81 "The lady explained that the toast was to soak up moisture."

Makes it's own gravy.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:13 PM (Tnijr)

82 Same as The Bulwark
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (9UqRu)

What beautiful cocks you have!

Posted by: Bulwark laying back and taking it at July 21, 2021 07:13 PM (yrol0)

83 My Dad had a pittbull boxer mix. When lights went out they would go hunt dillos.

**

I dated a girl in college whose dog did that once during a party. Brought it out into the living room and started chewing on it in front of everyone. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (g7CEa)

84 Another amazing road story was St Peter, who was fleeing Rome for his life. He "saw" a vision of Jesus, carrying his cross, and heading the other way.

"Quo Vadis?" Peter asked in surprise. "Where are you going, Lord?"

Jesus explained that he was heading into Rome to be crucified all over again.Thus rebuked, Peter turned around and endured his own ccrucifiction

Posted by: artemis at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (AwPyG)

85 Eric Clapton won't play for vaccine-restricted venues:
https://twitter.com/Leftylockdowns1/status/
1417829493260103681

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (UHVv4)

86 Mr Poppins!
I hope
You find the peace and solitude and inspiration you need to complete your work. I can't wait to read it!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (9vG6o)

87 Top. Men.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 07:10 PM (R/m4+)
---------------

Read their were more FBI than actual plotters

Read the original concept was water balloons until the fibbers escalated it.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (u3z76)

88 It was down in Baltimore, and the lady was large with large breasts that got sweaty in summer heat. The lady explained that the toast was to soak up moisture.
Weird home remedy, but it made for a great story at cocktail parties.
Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (U1eOr)

Titty Sweat is also known as Ghetto Butter in some circles.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

89 It seems that Jim Jordan has a very constrained view of the Panopticon we face.

Sad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (qYWtu)

90 Armadillo by morning
Up from San Antone
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (Xwt96)

arm length dildo by mourning
up from San Antone

Posted by: Bulwark laying back and taking it at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

91 Thank goodness it wasn't tomatoes.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (u3z76)

92 The Quokka is from Australia, right. So behind that happy face it's plotting to kill you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (kTF2Z)

93 off bulwark sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

94 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to the OK Corral and Kirk immediately sweeps the landing party with his six shooter.
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)


"Spectre of the Gun." That was one of James Doohan's favorite episodes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 07:15 PM (2JVJo)

95 Kangaroos have 3 vaginas (vaginaes, pussies, wtf)

2 for dick

1 for roo birth

regular party in the front hole 2x
Posted by: rhennigantx

That's nice; but I wasn't planning on dating any 'roos.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:15 PM (arJlL)

96 Yo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:15 PM (g7CEa)

97 I dated a girl in college whose dog did that once during a party. Brought it out into the living room and started chewing on it in front of everyone. It was hilarious.
Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (g7CEa)

good dog

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:15 PM (yrol0)

98 I tried to watch that Ryan Long video earlier today. Bailed on it pretty early, I don't think one works.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 21, 2021 07:15 PM (5p7BC)

99 My favorite Star Trek episode is the one where Yoda does those flippy flips.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:16 PM (9UqRu)

100 Jesus and Dillos and Dogs

What a thread!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:16 PM (yrol0)

101 "Spectre of the Gun." That was one of James Doohan's favorite episodes.

I like the surreal sets in this episode.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (Tnijr)

102 Another Iteration of Underpants Gnome Business School:

1. Spend money to make money.
2. Spending that extra money results in bupkis.
3. Profit.

Posted by: Street Savvy Capitalist at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (aXxgO)

103
just sayin, having tiny armored things running around is kind of cool

that and I hate shooting anything I do not have to
Posted by: confedratefifth at July 21, 2021 07:01 PM (rlyUr)


I'm the same. Killing just for the sake of killing never appealed to me. God created some marvelous creatures.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (Fs5vw)

104 When it comes to boobs, why would lawyers come to mind as the first pick behind athletes?
I can't stop laughing at this answer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (AnXE2)

105 Read their were more FBI than actual plotters

Read the original concept was water balloons until the fibbers escalated it.
Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (u3z76)

**

12 FBI agents to set up 6 guys who were planning on throwing water balloons IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (g7CEa)

106 99 My favorite Star Trek episode is the one where Yoda does those flippy flips.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:16 PM (9UqRu)

me three

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (yrol0)

107 Ok. Gotta take Lucy to the vet for her shots.

Yay me. She hates the car. Caterwauls the entire ride, then pants, then pees in her carrier.

Whoohoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 07:18 PM (9vG6o)

108 andycanuck Eric getting bold? Surprised by that.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 07:18 PM (Cxk7w)

109 @92: "So behind that happy face it's plotting to kill you."

Or he's had one too many Fosters.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:18 PM (+WWsf)

110 I saw the most ugly pink puke painted SUV today. Who would do that unless they were trying to keep it from being stolen?

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

111 102 Another Iteration of Underpants Gnome Business School:

1. Spend money to make money.
2. Spending that extra money results in bupkis.
3. Profit.
Posted by: Street Savvy Capitalist at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM (aXxgO)

I was in a meeting about 20 years ago where I said we have to spend money to spend money. Not 1 fucker laughed.

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at July 21, 2021 07:19 PM (yrol0)

112 saw the most ugly pink puke painted SUV today. Who would do that unless they were trying to keep it from being stolen?
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

Probably a Mary Kay cosmetics saleswoman.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 21, 2021 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

113 FBI agent at center of Whitmer kidnap probe assaulted wife after swingers' party https://tinyurl.com/jh9aabvz
Posted by: Mark1971

Swingers are Conservative.

Posted by: Brandi Love, Team Tampa at July 21, 2021 07:20 PM (AnXE2)

114 Yay me. She hates the car. Caterwauls the entire ride, then pants, then pees in her carrier.

Whoohoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2021 07:18 PM (9vG6o)

Dottie the ridgeback liked to drool and try to vomit the entire ride. Same as daughter to orthodontist.

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at July 21, 2021 07:20 PM (yrol0)

115 so according to AnalPundit" over at Tepid my being indifferent to the USWNT is "classical nationalism"...

I would argue that contrary to his idiocy it is in fact "non-nationalism" I will not cheer his Glee gang idiocy.

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (Lzpvj)

116 My favorite Star Trek episode is the one where Yoda does those flippy flips.

**

+1

It was badass for them to ruin the entire premise of the small, physically weak little teacher guy who was powerful in other ways.

Now he can do ninja stuff!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (g7CEa)

117 110 I saw the most ugly pink puke painted SUV today. Who would do that unless they were trying to keep it from being stolen?
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)

Mary Kay tittie pink?

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0)

118 90 Armadillo by morning
Up from San Antone
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2021 07:11 PM (Xwt96)

arm length dildo by mourning
up from San Antone
Posted by: Bulwark laying back and taking it at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (yrol0)

I'll never hear that song again without thinking of these gems...

Thank you...soooo much!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)

119 off dead scotus chair

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (yrol0)

120 Nurse, you, TJM, Anna Puma, Jordan and Ben Had are on my list to send beta copies of the book for critiquing.

Also, if I have time, going to sketch out a new idea I have for a Theda Bara short story, where she and Toby ponder the apparent suicide of actress Peg Entwistle.

https://tinyurl.com/ezhvkyky

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (2JVJo)

121 Mitch McConnell stated at a press conference today, "These shots need to get in everybody's arms as rapidly as possible or we're going to be back in a situation in the fall that we don't yearn for, that we went through last year. This is not complicated."

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (FsVxE)

122 Sold! Just placed an order.
Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:10 PM (L3Rsz)


I really do need to demand commission!!

Hope you enjoy it! I know he genuinely appreciates every customer!

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (mZUr4)

123 Mitch McConnell stated at a press conference today, "These shots need to get in everybody's arms as rapidly as possible or we're going to be back in a situation in the fall that we don't yearn for, that we went through last year. This is not complicated."
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (FsVxE)

**

Then pass a law requiring the experimental chemical injection.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (g7CEa)

124 Mitch can pound sand

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Cxk7w)

125 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

Oh FFS.... Please. Dont explain fromunda cheese.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (oCDY9)

126 so according to AnalPundit" over at Tepid my being indifferent to the USWNT is "classical nationalism"...

What a despicable douchenozzle.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (W4eKo)

127 I'll never hear that song again without thinking of these gems...

Thank you...soooo much!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)

2kcuntry

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (yrol0)

128 121 Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (FsVxE)

A vaccine that does not protect you is by definition "not a vaccine."

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

129 Any word when the FDA is supposed to approve the jab?

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:24 PM (FsVxE)

130 Posted by: sven
___

Why I call it the jab.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:24 PM (FsVxE)

131 120 Nurse, you, TJM, Anna Puma, Jordan and Ben Had are on my list to send beta copies of the book for critiquing.

Also, if I have time, going to sketch out a new idea I have for a Theda Bara short story, where she and Toby ponder the apparent suicide of actress Peg Entwistle.

https://tinyurl.com/ezhvkyky
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (2JVJo)

hey I kan red buks 2

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:24 PM (yrol0)

132
129 Any word when the FDA is supposed to approve the jab?
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:24 PM (FsVxE)

(Jump to top of page)

When they get their orders.

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2021 07:24 PM (6Je/Q)

133 Hope you enjoy it! I know he genuinely appreciates every customer!
Posted by: Doof

I'm sure we will!

Loved the coffee descriptions. Ordered Farmer Kelly's Breakfast Blend and Black-Eyed Suzy.

15% discount, too!

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:25 PM (L3Rsz)

134 126 Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (W4eKo)

One always wonders whether he is the burrower or the burowee....

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:25 PM (Lzpvj)

135 Any word when the FDA is supposed to approve the jab?

***

Someone was talking about it in another thread. It's apparently on a short-track to guarantee approval. And you know it will be approved. It has to be. There's no way something this political, and that 150M people have put into their bloodstream, would have even the slightest bit of "No, this requires more testing and some long term observations."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:25 PM (g7CEa)

136 Someone was talking about it in another thread. It's apparently on a short-track to guarantee approval. And you know it will be approved. It has to be. There's no way something this political, and that 150M people have put into their bloodstream, would have even the slightest bit of "No, this requires more testing and some long term observations."
Posted by: Moron Robbie
___

That's pretty much what I think.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:26 PM (FsVxE)

137 I believe when the FDA approves it, the price necessarily skyrockets. So that's that.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:26 PM (9UqRu)

138 These shots need to get in everybody's arms as rapidly as possible

Our betters are just itching to implement compulsory vaccination.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (W4eKo)

139 That's nice; but I wasn't planning on dating any 'roos.
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:15 PM


Fine. I'm not planning on dating any 'rons.

Posted by: Jill at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

140 Lockdowns it is.

Not getting the jab.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (FsVxE)

141 so according to AnalPundit" over at Tepid my being indifferent to the USWNT is "classical nationalism"...

As opposed to cheering a neo-nationalism where you're supposed to promote the "nationalists" pi**ing on the nation?

Whatever. It's AP/HotAir. Not worth the time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (aXxgO)

142 A vaccine that does not protect you is by definition "not a vaccine."
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

Opens door to virus lab:

Polio yep
Measles yep
WuFlu Nope

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (yrol0)

143 Thinking that there is free agency in Any governmental groups now is kind of naive..

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2021 07:28 PM (6Je/Q)

144 I haven't followed it but I thought Clapton had been anti-PC for awhile now although it may be another classic rocker I'm thinking about.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 21, 2021 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

145 MP4, I would be so honored. WOW.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 07:28 PM (WQddQ)

146 Lockdowns it is.

Not getting the jab.
Posted by: SMH

Agree 100%.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:29 PM (L3Rsz)

147 "Probably a Mary Kay cosmetics saleswoman."

No this was not a Mary Kay car. It was the ugliest pink you can think of, like Cherry koolaid barf pink.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

148 I got the jab

I will be dead by 2024 or 5.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:29 PM (yrol0)

149 Clapton had some nasty complications from his jabs including significant loss of strength and dexterity in his hands. He's been pretty outspoken about fellow musicians and industry agent types freezing him out and not returning calls as soon as he spoke up about his experience.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:30 PM (+WWsf)

150 You mean the one where Kirk et al beam "down" into Roadhouse?

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 07:31 PM (r4sI4)

151 141 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (aXxgO)

Nationalism is not evil, I cheered for Edwin C Moses and Carl Lewis.

AnalPundit and friends seem to think we are not allowed opinion, I look forward to their not having a platform.

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:31 PM (Lzpvj)

152 As opposed to cheering a neo-nationalism where you're supposed to promote the "nationalists" pi**ing on the nation?

Whatever. It's AP/HotAir. Not worth the time.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (aXxgO)

But if.... *counts on fingers*.... so they're... *scratches head*.... shouldn't the bucket go on my head, then?

I give.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (6FeV1)

153 135 More to the point: The FDA not giving approval is what some (many) are using as justification for not getting the vaccine. Big Pharma can't have that, and the government can't have people openly refusing their diktats. Once the FDA approves the poison, the mantra will be "now there is no excuse." Expect vaccine passports to follow quickly.

Posted by: Mookie at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (u+Y3T)

154 Not getting the jab.

Posted by: SMH

*fistbump* Right there with ya sister.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (oCDY9)

155 Thanks, Walter.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (UHVv4)

156 @147: "Cherry koolaid barf pink."

Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia after a long night of bourbon!

*disavows any personal experience with said combination*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (+WWsf)

157 Lockdowns it is.
Not getting the jab.
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:27 PM (FsVxE)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

158 JUST IN - David Chipman, Bides ATF nominee, labels American gun owners as "Tiger Kings" preparing for a zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:33 PM (yrol0)

159 SMH @ 130- Did you ever hear somebody say 'joog', like 'be careful you don't joog nobody with that thing?' When I was a youngun growing up in S.C. it was so and so got jooged with a needle.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 07:33 PM (0OP+5)

160 What's a Tiger King?

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:33 PM (FsVxE)

161 David Chipman, Bides ATF nominee, labels American gun owners as "Tiger Kings" preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: rhennigantx

So sez the Waco wacko.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:34 PM (L3Rsz)

162 Lockdowns it is.

Not getting the jab.
Posted by: SMH

Agree 100%.
Posted by: lizabth

my friend and neighbor, a cancer survivor, who bicycled and jogged around the 'hood daily got the shot one morning and he was dead that afternoon.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)

163 Twenty dollars, same as in town.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:34 PM (g7CEa)

164 156 @147: "Cherry koolaid barf pink."

Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia after a long night of bourbon!

*disavows any personal experience with said combination*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (+WWsf)

May I get 2 scoops of Cherry Garcia with extra Jew Hates!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (yrol0)

165 "What's a Tiger King?"

$30. Same as in town.

Posted by: Inflation at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

166 No shot for me. The health Karens can all go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (RtYN0)

167 my friend and neighbor, a cancer survivor, who bicycled and jogged around the 'hood daily got the shot one morning and he was dead that afternoon.
Posted by: JT

Oh, how awful JT.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (L3Rsz)

168 Ero,

Can't say that I have.

"Jab" is more of a military slang term.

"Joog" isn't something I heard growing up in CA and HI.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (FsVxE)

169 160 What's a Tiger King?
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:33 PM (FsVxE)

Sounds like something Charlie Sheen would prattle on about...

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (6Je/Q)

170 Condolences, JT.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:35 PM (FsVxE)

171 my friend and neighbor, a cancer survivor, who bicycled and jogged around the 'hood daily got the shot one morning and he was dead that afternoon.
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)

joggin will kill you

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:36 PM (yrol0)

172 What's a Tiger King?

Something David Chipman pulled right out of his commie arse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2021 07:36 PM (W4eKo)

173 LOL, that redhead is a dingbat.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 21, 2021 07:36 PM (ufFY8)

174 Somebody could stick a knife in you and "juke" it around a little to make sure.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 07:36 PM (r4sI4)

175 my friend and neighbor, a cancer survivor, who bicycled and jogged around the 'hood daily got the shot one morning and he was dead that afternoon.
Posted by: JT

***

Sure, but that doesn't prove anything. Healthy people die suddenly all of the time. I bet he drank coffee that morning, but you didn't say the coffee killed him.

(just getting this in the discussion while we wait for the pro-vaccine folks to show up)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:36 PM (g7CEa)

176 No shot for me. The health Karens can all go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

At the same time ? Like a Woodstock event ?

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)

177 So they want to force people to have shots that have killed at
least 12k people in about 6 months (not to mention the more than 400k
adverse events), and they want to ban guns, which last year saw about
19k shooting deaths.

Posted by: DJ at July 21, 2021 07:37 PM (O3/K+)

178 153 135 More to the point: The FDA not giving approval is what some (many) are using as justification for not getting the vaccine. Big Pharma can't have that, and the government can't have people openly refusing their diktats. Once the FDA approves the poison, the mantra will be "now there is no excuse." Expect vaccine passports to follow quickly.
Posted by: Mookie

Well, then they can get fkd. Not going to participate.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 07:37 PM (dYrVA)

179 There is no need to "protect" against a flu bug that has a survival rate of 99.8%+. The pressure to get the poison is something I just cannot comprehend. At best it's a money grab by Big Pharma. At worst, well, fill in that blank any way you want.

Posted by: Mookie at July 21, 2021 07:37 PM (u+Y3T)

180 Condolences, JT.
Posted by: SMH

Thanks SMH, he was a good guy.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL)

181 Tiger King as in Joe Exotic?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:38 PM (6FeV1)

182 >>>Pet armadillo came here to chew gum and wreck shop, and he's all out of gum.

=======

You know who also was an Armadillo? Kathy Ireland.

https://tinyurl.com/tvz4jj95

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at July 21, 2021 07:38 PM (HeVwL)

183 Who's Joe Exotic?

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:38 PM (FsVxE)

184 153 135 More to the point: The FDA not giving approval is what some (many) are using as justification for not getting the vaccine. Big Pharma can't have that, and the government can't have people openly refusing their diktats. Once the FDA approves the poison, the mantra will be "now there is no excuse." Expect vaccine passports to follow quickly.
Posted by: Mookie

Well, then they can get fkd. Not going to participate.
Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 07:37 PM (dYrVA)


Bingo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2021 07:38 PM (RtYN0)

185 I really don't think I need it, because I had the virus and recovered. Is that too simplistic??

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2021 07:39 PM (6Je/Q)

186 More to the point: The FDA not giving approval is what some (many) are using as justification for not getting the vaccine. Big Pharma can't have that, and the government can't have people openly refusing their diktats. Once the FDA approves the poison, the mantra will be "now there is no excuse." Expect vaccine passports to follow quickly.
Posted by: Mookie at July 21, 2021 07:32 PM (u+Y3T)


Tell you what, Mitchie - make it so I can sue the fuck out of any company that produces the "vaccine" if I get sick or die. No? Then shove it up your Chinese paymaster's ass, you nickelfucking dingleberry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2021 07:39 PM (2JVJo)

187 Dogs are proof God loves us.

Posted by: butch at July 21, 2021 07:39 PM (cHvOo)

188 I'm pretty sure I had two bouts of Covid last year in March and October. I got the Pfizer shots in early June this year, and ended up with three weeks of symptoms including weird lymph nodes, major fatigue, foggy brain, tinnitus, etc. Mind you, all of this came after twenty years of never suffering so much as a three day cold. So, yeah, I think some people are just genetically predisposed to Covid nastiness, and in a better world, we'd have some sorta genetic screening for known vulnerabilities before jabbing everyone indiscriminately.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:40 PM (+WWsf)

189 Who's Joe Exotic?
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:38 PM (FsVxE)

Some nutjob in some shitty netlix show about trashy de-gens my GF was watching.

That is literally all i can tell you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

190 Well, then they can get fkd. Not going to participate.
Posted by: Infidel

Pithy and to the point.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:40 PM (L3Rsz)

191 Armadillos carry plague or plaque. Look it up, I guess.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 07:40 PM (r4sI4)

192 Oh.

Thanks, Warai.

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:40 PM (FsVxE)

193 So, yeah, I think some people are just genetically predisposed to Covid nastiness, and in a better world, we'd have some sorta genetic screening for known vulnerabilities before jabbing everyone indiscriminately.

**

Yeah, it was mentioned earlier, but the BBC is acknowledging that at least 40%-60% of the population is naturally immune (which means the real numbers are closer to 80-90%)

https://tinyurl.com/56myt3xc

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:41 PM (g7CEa)

194 Love the woodworking girl in the sidebar.

Where's her slightly taller buddy? She was skilled too.

That short one is just a lovely little thing, though. Makes me want to go out and get a miter saw.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 21, 2021 07:42 PM (sgHEm)

195 kraken, I may have had it, but have been avoiding the dr. Had to break down and get a mammogram yesterday. Mask required, walked in without one. When I made the appt. they asked about wuhan and the shot. Said no to both. No reaction. Nurse did to. Nope. I may have had it, just don't care.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 07:42 PM (dYrVA)

196 Yeah, some of us have plaques. You give your kids participation trophies.

Posted by: Arnie the Armadillo at July 21, 2021 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

197 Warai-otoko: "I give."

Yeah, best not to worry about it. But if you do:

Athletes representing the nation (nationalist by default) are protesting the nation. Then nationalist audience that wants to support nation by supporting team won't because anti-nationalism by athletes.

So, to be nationalist in Woke 2021 means to hate your own nation. It's Neonationlism.

's all I'm sayin'.

But, seriously, nevermind. It's not worth the effort.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 07:43 PM (aXxgO)

198 *tap tap*
Is this thing on ?

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 07:43 PM (yv6t0)

199 I admit that I love that the White House says "Conservatives are Tiger King! Conservatives are Joe Exotic!" and the left all get the joke while the stupid lowbrow anti-Science conservatives say "Who? Who are they talking about? Is that a TV show or something?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:43 PM (g7CEa)

200 Butch, you misspelled "wine".

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 21, 2021 07:44 PM (sgHEm)

201 191 klaftern,
Armadillos carry Hansen's disease aka leprosy.

Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 07:45 PM (pO7gM)

202 Slow Jo is infested with Brain Plaques.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 07:46 PM (r4sI4)

203 Twitter is three clicks from something clever to a train-wreck of stupidity.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2021 07:47 PM (ybIRR)

204 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 21, 2021 07:48 PM (SRRAx)

205 Moron Robbie: Conservative writers vs liberal writers

https://youtu.be/C0xeqOqpekE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2021 07:48 PM (ybIRR)

206 klaftern: "Slow Jo is infested with Brain Plaques."

Fine. Let him help the Waponis feed their volcano.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 07:49 PM (aXxgO)

207 203 Twitter is three clicks from something clever to a train-wreck of stupidity.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2021 07:47 PM (ybIRR)

More like three notches of the scroll wheel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

208 I heard Biden is killing it on CNN. Let me check.
He's not.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 21, 2021 07:49 PM (buTO7)

209
Whitmer plot:

So far, one defendant has accused the agency of entrapment, claiming the informants encouraged the group and even led military-style trainings for the plot.
An Iraq War veteran informant rose to second in command of the group and paid for travel for members of the kidnapping plot to meet together. He also told members to work together and helped the person in charge advance the plan.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:49 PM (Tnijr)

210 I wonder if they were BRCC customers.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)

211 my friend and neighbor, a cancer survivor, who bicycled and jogged around the 'hood daily got the shot one morning and he was dead that afternoon.
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)


A friend of mine died this week. She was an older lady, but the only physical problem I was aware of was a bum knee. The last time we spoke, she told me she was getting the shots so her kids wouldn't worry.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 07:50 PM (Hrwnm)

212 More to the point: The FDA not giving approval is what some (many) are using as justification for not getting the vaccine.
Same kinda' bullshit pretext we always see from some. It's just a clever head-fake, instead of a loud "NO". Those same folks think they'd hide Jews in their crawl-space - yet somehow outwit Christopher Waltz when he came looking.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 07:50 PM (yv6t0)

213 But, seriously, nevermind. It's not worth the effort.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 07:43 PM (aXxgO)

I just sprained something between my ears.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:50 PM (6FeV1)

214 Bingo.
---------------
Nice beaver.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (UHVv4)

215 Jesus FC, every GOP member Tucker has had on the show tonight has displayed a mediocre mind and simply don't fucking get it.

They simply don't fucking understand the gravity of the situation.


It's incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (qYWtu)

216 121 Mitch McConnell stated at a press conference today, "These shots need to get in everybody's arms as rapidly as possible or we're going to be back in a situation in the fall that we don't yearn for, that we went through last year. This is not complicated."
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (FsVxE)
============

Right Mitch, it's not complicated.
The people who needed the shots and didn't get them are dead. The balance of people either got the shot or don't need the shot.

So why don't you shut up and go back to China with your wife.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (u3z76)

217 So, it was the FBI that actually conspired to kidnap/kill Whitmer and dragged along scapegoats.

Who had that one in the betting pool?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (aXxgO)

218 @208: "208 I heard Biden is killing it on CNN. Let me check. He's not."

The sad part is that we all know he likely took a few days of extra rest before tonight's event, got doped up with whatever vitamin energy juice cocktail they could fit in a syringe, and this repetitive jumble of verbal staccatos is the best Biden can do.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (+WWsf)

219 194 "Love the woodworking girl in the sidebar."

There's a link to Zoe's Instagram account in the YouTube post. She looks even better in a thong bikini than she does in those athleisure tights.

Posted by: Alex at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (YjiAb)

220 2020 polling autopsy.

Phone polling overstated Biden support by 11 points. This is *with* the fraudulent votes included.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 21, 2021 07:53 PM (5p7BC)

221 I was unaware of the attractiveness of a body part that could smother you in your sleep.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (SDdx5)

We're all gonna die of something.

Posted by: clutch at July 21, 2021 07:53 PM (9UmRs)

222 They simply don't fucking understand the gravity of the situation.

It's incredible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (qYWtu)

They still have that natty little MoC pin on their lapel.

All is right with the world.

Why so serious?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:53 PM (6FeV1)

223 "Who had that one in the betting pool?"

Me the first time I heard about it.

Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:53 PM (Tnijr)

224 A friend of mine died this week. She was an older lady, but the only physical problem I was aware of was a bum knee. The last time we spoke, she told me she was getting the shots so her kids wouldn't worry.
Posted by: Emmie

Oh, I am so sorry....that's just horrible.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:54 PM (L3Rsz)

225 Hello, Horde!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Hiya Teresa !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:55 PM (arJlL)

226 Emmie and JT I am sorry.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (3msSY)

227 Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Identified in Melting Tibetan Glaciers

https://tinyurl.com/494h6hsa

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (FsVxE)

228 Sorry kids. I had to look it up. Bubonic Plague is spread by rats and the fleas upon them. I also apologize to most Armadillos. But keep an eye on them anyway.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (r4sI4)

229 I wonder what Trump would have done with a friendly interviewer. Well, sane would have been good.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (cSyAR)

230 Rewrite: "These shots needs to get into everyone's arms as soon as possible to please my corporate and Chinese paymasters." There. Accurate now.

Posted by: Mookie at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (u+Y3T)

231 The sad part is that we all know he likely took a few days of extra rest before tonight's event, got doped up with whatever vitamin energy juice cocktail they could fit in a syringe, and this repetitive jumble of verbal staccatos is the best Biden can do.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (+WWsf)

If Biden were slow of speech, stuttering and mumbling a little, but still saying something coherent (wrong, but coherent), it wouldn't be a big deal. Heck, Pope PJII was basically unintelligible for 20 years of his time on the throne, but he was an intellectual force to the very end.

But Biden's always been a demented, babbling dipshit, since the day he started his career. Add in the bad ticks and speech impediments and "Senior Moments" he's got now, and it's all the worse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

232 Jesus FC, every GOP member Tucker has had on the show tonight has displayed a mediocre mind and simply don't fucking get it.

They all either live in a house or rented a hotel room in NYC to get in front of a camera and shoot the shit.

No - they don't get the gravity of the situation.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 07:57 PM (yv6t0)

233 Oh, I am so sorry....that's just horrible.
Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:54 PM (L3Rsz)


Thanks, Lizabth. I haven't heard yet what she died of, I just know those two things about her health status.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 07:57 PM (Hrwnm)

234 I was unaware of the attractiveness of a body part that could smother you in your sleep.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 21, 2021 06:59 PM (SDdx5)

More attractive if it happens when you're awake.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:57 PM (3msSY)

235 That was one of the most appealing elements of Trump. He would talk to anyone, any time, because he actually believed what he was talking about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:57 PM (g7CEa)

236 Emmie and JT I am sorry.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021

Thanks; as I said, he was a good guy.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 07:57 PM (arJlL)

237 Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Identified in Melting Tibetan Glaciers

https://tinyurl.com/494h6hsa
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (FsVxE)

We're not gonna fall for the virus in the glacier.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 07:58 PM (3msSY)

238 Ellipses, thanks.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 07:59 PM (Hrwnm)

239 235 That was one of the most appealing elements of Trump. He would talk to anyone, any time, because he actually believed what he was talking about.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:57 PM (g7CEa)

You could count the number of "press gaggles" Obama held on one wood shop teacher's hand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 07:59 PM (6FeV1)

240 Tom Eliott on the Twits has some bits of sleepy joe's CNN performance. Wow..it's pretty bad.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (L3Rsz)

241 Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Identified in Melting Tibetan Glaciers

The CDC will declare a deadly variant shortly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (W4eKo)

242 @237: "We're not gonna fall for the virus in the glacier."

I'm pretty sure the frozen alien military outposts are the bigger problem.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (+WWsf)

243 "We're not gonna fall for the virus in the glacier."

How about a giant single cell organism?

Posted by: Blob at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

244 Tom Eliott on the Twits has some bits of sleepy joe's CNN performance. Wow..it's pretty bad.

**

The FBI can't be happy that he's forcing them to adjust their timeline.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (g7CEa)

245 Tiger tank!

You can get a Tiger tank if you want. But first you got to fill out all the forms in duplicate, get two sets of fingerprints and passport photos, buy the Tiger tank for a few hundred grand, have your Tiger tank dealer have the Tiger tank transferred to him from the Tiger tank seller, then send all your paper work plus 200 dollars to us and in a year or so, if you don't die or go to prison, you can have your Tiger tank.

Your welcome!

Posted by: David Chipman, ATF Director and Anti-Gun Nut at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (R/m4+)

246 MoC pin

Excuse my ignorance, but what is it.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:01 PM (dYrVA)

247 Once you understand there is only a uniparty, the shock of the Gope "not getting it" goes away.


Posted by: I mean at July 21, 2021 08:01 PM (wr5hX)

248 Big girls don't like guys who like big girls? That seems like a profoundly dumb coupling strategy.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 21, 2021 08:01 PM (3/XaG)

249 Even I can outrun a danged glacier.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 08:01 PM (r4sI4)

250 you can have your Tiger tank.

Your welcome!
Posted by: David Chipman, ATF Director and Anti-Gun Nut at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (R/m4+)

... are the Tiger scuba suits included, or do I have to buy them separate?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

251 246 MoC pin

Excuse my ignorance, but what is it.
Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:01 PM (dYrVA)

"Member of Congress" pin. Every shitheel rep and senator in DC gets one. Basically like an ID badge.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

252 sleepy joe gave his 'word as a biden' to G7 world leaders, that America is REALLY back, baby!

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:03 PM (L3Rsz)

253 My favorite Star Trek episode is the one where Yoda does those flippy flips.

**

+1

It was badass for them to ruin the entire premise of the small, physically weak little teacher guy who was powerful in other ways.

Now he can do ninja stuff!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 07:21 PM (g7CEa)

I wondered then if Lucas had actually seen Star Wars when I saw what he did to the prequels. Well the first one, I abandoned the rest after that. Only know them from the hours long attack reviews.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 08:03 PM (eoQWY)

254 f'd: "Me the first time I heard about it."

One Unindicted Co-conspirator/Agent I could see. Three or more in a "cell" of a half dozen? No effin' way.

Seriously, I view every action in which the FBI is involved as suspect now. Actually, it's worse than that. My default is that any operation is illegal until proven otherwise. They've so tilted my bias to the defendant that they've pretty much no chance to sway me. And that's a tragedy in which they're responsible for every broken pillar of support.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at July 21, 2021 08:03 PM (aXxgO)

255 That was one of the most appealing elements of Trump. He would talk to
anyone, any time, because he actually believed what he was talking
about.

Politicians - as long as I've been alive - as a wee lad back in the 70s - have bent over backward to give you Lincoln. Now and again, they'd hit on a one-hit wonder like Peggy Noonan. Trump was the first to say fuck it and give you Mark Twain.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 08:03 PM (yv6t0)

256 @246

MoC Pin = Member of Congress Pin.


It's like a Uniparty pledge pin on their uniforms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2021 08:03 PM (qYWtu)

257 "Member of Congress" pin. Every shitheel rep and senator in DC gets one. Basically like an ID badge.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

How juvenile.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:04 PM (dYrVA)

258 Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Identified in Melting Tibetan Glaciers

The CDC will declare a deadly variant shortly.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2021 08:00 PM (W4eKo)

NIH grants on stone tablets found alongside the viruses.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

259 @251: "Basically like an ID badge."

Granted, things are probably very different today, but back in the late '90s, whenever you were doing a private Capitol tour with an intern, it wasn't unusual to end up on an elevator, look around, notice all the pins, and suddenly realize you were stuck in the middle of a quorum call.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:04 PM (+WWsf)

260 JT, I'm sorry to hear about your friend. I am appalled that the jab program continues despite the deaths and damages.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:04 PM (Hrwnm)

261 Quokka front holes are quite large . . .

Posted by: if we find my keys, we could drive out at July 21, 2021 08:04 PM (+nWCH)

262 Sleepy also sez that his multi-trillion dollar spending bills will reduce inflation!

Like magic, it is.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:05 PM (L3Rsz)

263 Thanks to things I learned on this Smart Military Blog, I was able to recognize the creature hissing at me and my kayak was a North American River Otter.
More specifically, a Pissed Off North American River Otter.
Didn't know they roamed michigan.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 21, 2021 08:05 PM (8AONa)

264 Loved the coffee descriptions. Ordered Farmer Kelly's Breakfast Blend and Black-Eyed Suzy.

15% discount, too!
Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 07:25 PM (L3Rsz)

I'm a big fan of the Black Eyed Suzy. And the lady it's named for is one of my all time favorite people! Black Eyed Suzy is a clever name for a product from a Maryland based business.

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 08:06 PM (mZUr4)

265 "Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Identified in Melting Tibetan Glaciers"

Quick! Let's see if they're deadly! And if they aren't, let's make them so!

Posted by: A. Fauxi at July 21, 2021 08:06 PM (aXxgO)

266 That was one of the most appealing elements of Trump. He would talk to
anyone, any time, because he actually believed what he was talking
about.
Politicians - as long as I've been alive - as a wee lad back in the 70s - have bent over backward to give you Lincoln. Now and again, they'd hit on a one-hit wonder like Peggy Noonan. Trump was the first to say fuck it and give you Mark Twain.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 08:03 PM (yv6t0)

Other politicians in the 1860s were driven to distraction that Lincoln did just what Trump did - talk like a common fellow, use analogies from the frontier. We only know him from his serious speeches now, and Trump did well on those too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

267 @263

Much like The Wongs, you do not fuck with North American River Otters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2021 08:06 PM (qYWtu)

268 Quokka front holes are quite large . . .
Posted by: if we find my keys, we could drive out at July 21, 2021 08:04 PM (+nWCH)


Hot dog / hallway

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 08:07 PM (mZUr4)

269 @262: "Like magic, it is."

And Biden literally said lots of infrastructure funding would end up in worker's pockets who would then spend it back into the economy and that would somehow reduce demand and inflation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:07 PM (+WWsf)

270 Thanks Emmie !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 08:07 PM (arJlL)

271 Mask up before you say "pledge pin".

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 08:08 PM (r4sI4)

272 I'm a big fan of the Black Eyed Suzy. And the lady it's named for is one of my all time favorite people! Black Eyed Suzy is a clever name for a product from a Maryland based business.
Posted by: Doof

Oh, that's lovely! Looking forward to trying it out.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)

273 and that would somehow reduce demand and inflation.

***

Wait, what? This is underpants gnomes economics unless they can show me the math for step #2.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:09 PM (g7CEa)

274 And Biden literally said lots of infrastructure funding would end up in worker's pockets who would then spend it back into the economy and that would somehow reduce demand and inflation.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

This must be why sleepy joe is always asserting, "This is NOT a joke!"

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:09 PM (L3Rsz)

275 "my friend and neighbor, a cancer survivor, who bicycled and jogged around the 'hood daily got the shot one morning and he was dead that afternoon."

From just what we "know", the vaccines are more dangerous and less effective than previous vaccines (for polio/measles, not the ineffective flu shots). IF ChinaVirus was really as deadly for everyone as they claim, MAYBE it would be a Good Risk.


BUT they demand it even for those that have recovered from ChinaVirus, demand for children, for the healthy that are not vulnerable. They have another agenda .. as all the lies and absurdities have revealed repeatedly.

The Vaccine Passport is their path to SocialCreditScore Passports, total control of health, finances, commerce, assembly. (which they partly have already, speak up about global warming farce, might lose your job ... or the wrong pronoun thang)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 21, 2021 08:09 PM (Cus5s)

276 Problem is that pro politicians go into politics to get rich. And the ones in charge of letting them in went in to get rich. And when you spend your days around the "upper crust" (not defined by intellect, knowledge or character, just how big the bank account is) the $200k you get a year plus zillions of benefits you get doesn't feel like winning the lottery the way it would for normal people, it feels like min wage. The easiest path is graft, and splitting the graft is the game. The GOP has to act like they want it stopped when the vast majority want their cut. The best cure would be politics being like jury duty and\or strict term limits and heavy jail terms for payoffs. But politics is like if the inmates were the jail executives

Posted by: azjaeger at July 21, 2021 08:09 PM (3/XaG)

277 Nice otter!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 21, 2021 08:10 PM (UHVv4)

278 So we give errybody an additional $300 per month because reasons. Prices adjust because errybody has $300 extra dollars to spend. Then people stop receiving the $300 per month from the government, but prices remain at the established levels.

Okay, makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (g7CEa)

279 Walter Freeman: "And Biden literally said lots of infrastructure funding would end up in worker's pockets who would then spend it back into the economy and that would somehow reduce demand and inflation."

So, a self-licking ice cream cone? Sounds about right. He can play with it while he turns on his perpetual motion machine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

280 So Mitch McCocksuckle says we all need to get the jab?
These motherfuckers just love to push.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (IYHxL)

281 So, a self-licking ice cream cone?

**

They're going to pay people to break windows, just like last year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (g7CEa)

282 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer Simpson

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (IYHxL)

283 Good evening, Horde!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 21, 2021 08:12 PM (+4oV5)

284 Oh, that's lovely! Looking forward to trying it out.
Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)

Do you ever hang out on Mis Hum's Saturday coffee break thread? That's where I first mentioned Kensington and hooked Captain Hate. I'll look for you there next Saturday -- curious to hear if you enjoy the coffee as much as I do.

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 08:12 PM (mZUr4)

285 are the Tiger scuba suits included, or do I have to buy them separate?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 08:02 PM (6FeV1)

Separate. Repeat paperwork process and 200 dollars for each item, but only if the Tiger scuba suits were made before May, 1986.

Otherwise, you have to have a class 4 Scuba FFL to own the Tiger ones. Crazy rules!

Posted by: David Chipman, ATF Director and Anti-Gun Nut at July 21, 2021 08:12 PM (R/m4+)

286
Imagine the struggle sessions occurring right now among those vaunted wahmans soccer players who loathe this country.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

287 They are gaslighting and trying to push people over the edge. I'm immune.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:13 PM (dYrVA)

288 Sorry for your losses JT and Emmie. Hard to lose our friends.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 08:13 PM (D44eV)

289 I'll look for you there next Saturday -- curious to hear if you enjoy the coffee as much as I do.
Posted by: Doof

Great...I"ll be sure to let you know!

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:13 PM (L3Rsz)

290 If it wasn't for politics Biden would be a mediocre ambulance-chasing lawyer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (cSyAR)

291 101 "Spectre of the Gun."... I like the surreal sets in this episode.
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM


a/k/a low-budget

Posted by: mindful webworker and the teleporters from mars at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (rCGpC)

292 POC is the largest holdout group and not greatly bothered by lockdowns. I don't see mandatory vaccines yet.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (b+v9B)

293 Every time I see those member of congress lapel pins I think of all those swell pins you know who passed out in Germany.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (I58tH)

294 They are gaslighting and trying to push people over the edge. I'm immune.
Posted by: Infidel

Oh, me too. SO very much. Stone cold immune. And I am really rather enjoying it.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (L3Rsz)

295 Moron Robbie, isn't that 300 a month just an advance on the child deduction on taxes for next year?

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:15 PM (dYrVA)

296 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 08:15 PM (arJlL)

297 @tomselliott

Crushing it

https://tinyurl.com/yjmo9po7

Whole thread of clips from Biden's townhall...

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2021 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

298 If it wasn't for politics Biden would be a mediocre ambulance-chasing lawyer.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (cSyAR)

That's an insult to my kind!

Posted by: Saul Goodman at July 21, 2021 08:15 PM (mZUr4)

299 "a/k/a low-budget
Posted by: mindful webworker and the teleporters from mars"

They had a budget? Luxury!

Posted by: Dr Who at July 21, 2021 08:15 PM (Tnijr)

300 Ladyl!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 08:15 PM (ZPxVE)

301 219 194 "Love the woodworking girl in the sidebar."

There's a link to Zoe's Instagram account in the YouTube post. She looks even better in a thong bikini than she does in those athleisure tights.
Posted by: Alex at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (YjiAb)

FWIW...
The dude was wearing an "Out of The Woods" t-shirt.

OTW is a great sawyer, and has a wonderful You Tube Channel.
It's a very relaxing to watch him work a log.

https://tinyurl.com/57kdtj26

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 21, 2021 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)

302 If it wasn't for politics Biden would be a mediocre ambulance-chasing lawyer.I

If it wasn't for the protection given by politics most of the Biden family would be in jail for sex or drug charges..this is how they act as rich well known people..Imagine if they were just normals how they would act

Posted by: azjaeger at July 21, 2021 08:16 PM (3/XaG)

303 Female Soccer "struggle sessions" It could look that way to the casual observer.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 08:16 PM (r4sI4)

304 Oh, me too. SO very much. Stone cold immune. And I am really rather enjoying it.
Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:14

Yep, I go to work everyday and live in my own little world. Helps I have a decent place and yard with more equity than mortgage and a decent nest egg.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:17 PM (dYrVA)

305 101 "Spectre of the Gun."... I like the surreal sets in this episode.
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 07:17 PM

a/k/a low-budget
Posted by: mindful webworker and the teleporters from mars at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (rCGpC)

I prefer that they pay writers over special effects artists. Lipstick on a pig.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 08:17 PM (eoQWY)

306 @273: "Wait, what?"

Don Lemon: "Pumping all of this money into the economy -- couldn't that add to ..."

Joe Biden: "No, look, here's the deal: Moody's, today, went out, Wall Street firm, not some liberal think tank, said if we pass the other two things I'm trying to get done, it will, in fact, reduce inflation -- reduce inflation, reduce inflation -- because we're gonna be providing good opportunities and jobs for people who are, in fact, going to be reinvesting that money back in all the things we're talking about; driving down prices, not raising prices. And, so, I, I, I sincerely mean this: prices are up now, and they're up, for example, you're in a position where you're trying to build a house, trying to find two-by-fours, lumber, well guess what, people stopped working, cutting lumber; they stopped doing it because they, um, their unemployment was, so, umm; now, all of a sudden, there's this need, because people are coming back, and guess what, instead of paying ten cents, you're paying twenty, and you understand what I'm saying ..."

Lemon: "Yup."

Biden: "It relates to what, in fact, is now needed because we're growing."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:18 PM (+WWsf)

307 227 Ancient 15,000-Year-Old Viruses Identified in Melting Tibetan Glaciers

https://tinyurl.com/494h6hsa
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:56 PM (FsVxE)
---------------------

There it is, another Chinese spy trying to kill us.

"Melting will not only lead to the loss of those ancient, archived microbes and viruses, but also release them to the environments in the future," researchers write in a new study,

led by first author and microbiologist Zhi-Ping Zhong from Ohio State University.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:18 PM (u3z76)

308 Sorry for your losses JT and Emmie. Hard to lose our friends.
Posted by: Tonypete

Thanks Tonypete !

Ya know what I did today ? I read Perry Como's bio on Wikipedia and thought of you.

Also, there's some pretty funny clips of him and a young Dean Martin on YouTube.

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 08:18 PM (arJlL)

309 a/k/a low-budget

Posted by: mindful webworker and the teleporters from mars at July 21, 2021 08:14 PM (rCGpC)


You asked for it!

https://youtu.be/V3xi9lCmj-0

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 08:18 PM (mZUr4)

310 Whelp..hitting the hay time.

We're having some YUGE trees removed tomorrow, and the chainsaw brigade will be here at first light. I'll miss the trees, but hubby is excited for the firewood.

Have a fine night, all.

Posted by: lizabth at July 21, 2021 08:18 PM (L3Rsz)

311 Walter Freeman: "And Biden literally said lots of infrastructure funding would end up in worker's pockets who would then spend it back into the economy and that would somehow reduce demand and inflation."

So, a self-licking ice cream cone? Sounds about right. He can play with it while he turns on his perpetual motion machine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

Sounds like the three peddlers stranded on a desert island who were fabulously wealthy from trading their stock back and forth all that time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

312 I wonder if Hunter and AOC are getting it on in some sleazy motel on a regular basis. Epic 48 hour drug fueled sessions.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (I58tH)

313
Hot dog / hallway

That's my SASS name

Posted by: Hotdog Holloway at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (g5xnT)

314 browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard: "It's a very relaxing to watch him work a log."

Wait, what?

Seems scary as hell what with all the sharp edges.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (aXxgO)

315 @jeneps

What the Biden CNN town hall looks like from the back of the auditorium:

https://tinyurl.com/yg8mqdtg

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

316 this need, because people are coming back, and guess what, instead of paying ten cents, you're paying twenty, and you understand what I'm saying ..."

Lemon: "Yup."

Biden: "It relates to what, in fact, is now needed because we're growing."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:18 PM (+WWsf)

Lemon understood what Biden was saying? Inconceivable.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (cSyAR)

317 Tropical Storm Forming Inland July 21st, 2021
(Between AL/MS)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re5gFSBzQEk

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (FsVxE)

318 Good night, lizabth!

Posted by: Doof at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (mZUr4)

319 MoC pins. Now we know who to, um, say "hi" to first....

Posted by: Mookie at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)

320 266 Oldcat is absolutely right. Many people present at the time panned the Gettysburg Address in favor of a famous orator at the time named Everett who spoke for a very long time compared with Lincoln.

Lincoln basically got the Trump treatment and early on had significant disdain from some of his own party members in government.

Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (pO7gM)

321 'Nite lizabth !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (arJlL)

322 What the Biden CNN town hall looks like from the back of the auditorium:

https://tinyurl.com/yg8mqdtg
Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

***

hahaha, a commenter there said:

"Dead people can vote but it's difficult to get them to attend a town hall."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (g7CEa)

323 128 121 Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (FsVxE)

A vaccine that does not protect you is by definition "not a vaccine."
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

yeah, nobody says you will still get a minor case of diphtheria after the DPT shot, or just a touch of measles after the MMR, or a very light case of polio, or rabies, or ... how, exactly did we eradicate smallpox with a vaccine if people still could have developed smallpox after vaccination?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (YkawN)

324 Lemon understood what Biden was saying? Inconceivable.

***

He speaks jive, turkey.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:21 PM (g7CEa)

325 316 Northernlurker, I'm sure that Lemon had Biden's notes for his speech which was given to Lemon by WH staff.

Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 08:21 PM (pO7gM)

326 Wait, what?

Seems scary as hell what with all the sharp edges.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (aXxgO)

I suppose that could be an issue, but the guy is so chill about everything, very thoughtful.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 21, 2021 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

327 You could still get a minor case of the COVIDs after receiving the vaccine, same as before receiving the vaccine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:22 PM (g7CEa)

328 A combat wombat?
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 06:39 PM (FsVxE)


I think the Wombat was the British 120mm recoiless gun.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2021 08:22 PM (HG00O)

329 "Lemon understood what Biden was saying? Inconceivable."

That rootlipped faggot wasn't even paying attention he was thinking about the next time he gets to suck the froth from his boyfriend's ass.

Posted by: Dr Who at July 21, 2021 08:22 PM (Tnijr)

330 @316: "Lemon understood what Biden was saying? Inconceivable."

Very strong adult child taking care of senile parent during dinner discussion vibes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:22 PM (+WWsf)

331 Oldcat is absolutely right. Many people present at the time panned the Gettysburg Address in favor of a famous orator at the time named Everett who spoke for a very long time compared with Lincoln.

Lincoln basically got the Trump treatment and early on had significant disdain from some of his own party members in government.
Posted by: whig at July 21, 2021 08:20 PM (pO7gM)

To Everett's credit, he was not one of those who downplayed the G Address. He said to Lincoln "I wish I had said as much in my speech as you said in three minutes"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 21, 2021 08:23 PM (eoQWY)

332 I also like to keep this place separate from "real life".
Posted by: D
------

Wait...this place isn't real life??

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2021 08:23 PM (GBHAb)

333 Representation in Washington of your friends and neighbors was supposed to be a burden one took up for a short period, 2 years or 6 years, then you returned home to face them. The founders should have set term limits, say max of 1 term for congress and 1 term for senate. But they were basically honest men and never occurred to them we'd end up with this passel of slobbering evil bastages we have now.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 08:24 PM (0OP+5)

334 That dog that tries to look behind the TV.. Moose does it all the damn time. You'd think he would figure it out but he's... special.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:24 PM (nxdel)

335 "...and you understand what I'm saying ..."

Lemon: "Yup."


Ahahaha! Of course he would. No one else does, but leave it to Lemon to be on Biden's wavelength. They attended the same School of Gibberish.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:24 PM (aXxgO)

336
Other politicians in the 1860s were driven to distraction that Lincoln did just what Trump did - talk like a common fellow, use analogies from the frontier. We only know him from his serious speeches now, and Trump did well on those too.
Posted by: Oldcat


Rewatch his interaction with reporters when he learned from them that Ruth Bader Ginsberg had just died. He was total class and articulate throughout his brief remarks.

Now imagine SloJo in the same situation, or that self-regarding gasbag, Barky.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 08:24 PM (pNxlR)

337 I can't believe I actually transcribed that minute of gibberish, but it was kinda fun in a word puzzle sorta way.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:26 PM (+WWsf)

338 Professor Irwin Corey should interview Biden. You'd have a gibberish singularity.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 21, 2021 08:26 PM (cSyAR)

339 I also like to keep this place separate from "real life".
Posted by: D
------

Wait...this place isn't real life??
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

There ya go.....startin' rumors agin' !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 08:26 PM (arJlL)

340 Steve, always with the f'n Hot Pockets.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2021 08:27 PM (OssQ4)

341 312 I wonder if Hunter and AOC are getting it on in some sleazy motel on a regular basis. Epic 48 hour drug fueled sessions.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 21, 2021 08:19 PM (I58tH)
---------------

I think she scores better than Hunter.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:28 PM (u3z76)

342 Someone's been watching Kyle Dunnigan videos!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:29 PM (+WWsf)

343 Armadillos are New World placental mammals in the
order Cingulata. The Chlamyphoridae and Dasypodidae are the only
surviving families in the order, which is part of the superorder
Xenarthra, along with the anteaters and sloths.


Not at all related to opossums.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 07:08 PM (yrol0)


In Argentina, when they official Armadillo hunters go by on a call, they turn on the blue flashing light and the special Amadillo siren.

It goes "Tatu-Tatu, Tatu-Tatu, Tatu-Tatu!"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2021 08:29 PM (HG00O)

344 Damn, listening to the guy running in WA-3, Joe Kent. He's running because the GOP rep there voted to impeach Trump.

He's a former Special Ops guy and his wife was also SpecOps. His wife was killed in Syria after Mattis defied Trump's orders to pull the troops out of there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 21, 2021 08:29 PM (5p7BC)

345 Although, AOC would give him a go in a lead hot minute if she thought it would score her a political advantage.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:29 PM (u3z76)

346 Quandary: this is a place where I can vent. But in meatspace, I do not talk about the dangers of the shots to people who I know had them. They can't undo getting the shots and I don't feel it helps their peace of mind to tell them what I've observed.

I know that people in the Horde have gotten the shots. I'm glad for those who haven't had problems and I assume most people won't have problems. But I go ahead and share here because I think we all need to keep each other aware of what we are seeing in our AO.

So, I apologize that I am not maintaining my discretion here in mixed company. I hope it's not too obnoxious.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:30 PM (Hrwnm)

347 Walter Freeman: "I can't believe I actually transcribed that minute of gibberish, but it was kinda fun in a word puzzle sorta way."

You're far more patient than me. You must also be further from 29.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:30 PM (aXxgO)

348 Biden's townhall... seriously, does anyone in the audience understand what he's saying?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:31 PM (NpAcC)

349 >>>His wife was killed in Syria after Mattis defied Trump's orders to pull the troops out of there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 21, 2021 08:29 PM (5p7BC)
---------------

That'll get some attention.
One might think WA would be fed up with this libertine crap.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:31 PM (u3z76)

350 Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 08:24 PM (0OP+5)

The Founders were all accomplished men and could, and did, make a decent life for themselves and their families by actually being competent at something useful, instead of just being a scum sucking grifter like 99.0% of our current political class!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 21, 2021 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

351 Mitch McConnell stated at a press conference today, "These shots need to get in everybody's arms as rapidly as possible or we're going to be back in a situation in the fall that we don't yearn for, that we went through last year. This is not complicated."
Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 07:22 PM (FsVxE)

But if people who are vaxxed are still getting the china flu, what's the point of getting it and risking the side effects. It's all about control.

Posted by: megthered at July 21, 2021 08:32 PM (W3UbS)

352 If only there were people who make people laugh. They would like doing you know, the thing, with Biden.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 21, 2021 08:32 PM (cSyAR)

353 Emmie - rant away. There are plenty of folks here thatdiscuss things with each other that you just can't do with the fam and friends without impacts.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 08:32 PM (D44eV)

354 348 Biden's townhall... seriously, does anyone in the audience understand what he's saying?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:31 PM (NpAcC)

No. But they all applauded like mindless automatons anyway.

Posted by: Federal Agent #X at July 21, 2021 08:32 PM (LdqRb)

355 That dog that tries to look behind the TV.. Moose does it all the damn time. You'd think he would figure it out but he's... special.
Posted by: Jewells45

Won't YOU be embarrassed when you find a homeless cat living back there !

Posted by: JT at July 21, 2021 08:32 PM (arJlL)

356 Damn, listening to the guy running in WA-3, Joe Kent. He's running because the GOP rep there voted to impeach Trump.

He's a former Special Ops guy and his wife was also SpecOps. His wife was killed in Syria after Mattis defied Trump's orders to pull the troops out of there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 21, 2021 08:29 PM (5p7BC)
*******
He's been on FNC quite a few times. Very impressive.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:33 PM (NpAcC)

357 Judging by the size of the crowd, I assume they were all political staffers, and maybe a few theater techs who helped set up the stage.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:33 PM (+WWsf)

358 Thanks, Tonypete. Here be true friends.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:33 PM (Hrwnm)

359 Ryan Long is fearless. Such an ability to maintain a straight face. I envy that, because I can't pull a practical joke to save my life. If it's funny, I'm cracking up.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2021 08:34 PM (OssQ4)

360 354 But they all applauded like mindless automatons anyway. First person to stop gets the bullet. Another Joe pioneered that loyalty test.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 21, 2021 08:34 PM (I58tH)

361 Along the lines of comments above, if one watched many of the "helicopter pressers" Trump did, almost daily sometimes - by themselves an unprecedented amount of presidential press access, in a spontaneous setting with no prep or ground rules, I believe - it was painful and infuriating to see that on the infrequent occasions he was given a good, substantive question, he not only did well with it (usually), but *you could see on his face that he was happy to have something real to talk about*.

THIS is how ridiculous and failed the "press" treatment of Trump was. He had more, and more natural and free-wheeling, interaction with the press than any president in modern times. And he lit up when he actually got something *real* to talk about in the questions.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 21, 2021 08:34 PM (OTzUX)

362 Yeah, the extent of my discussion about the shot in public is "You should also consider Ivermectin to cover all your bases."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:35 PM (g7CEa)

363 Another thing. Look at/read Trump's speech in Poland on the Visegrad Group and the whole central European/Russian topic. Very good, very substantive, actually in historic terms a very significant policy speech.

And yet almost nobody even knows he did it.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (OTzUX)

364 Taqiyyologist: "Ryan Long is fearless..."

So nonchalant and quick.

He has a talent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (aXxgO)

365 Emmie, I'm right there with you. My business partner got the shot but also understands why I can't get it. I pray for her safety everyday because her health ain't that good at the moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (ZPxVE)

366

Damn, this Biden interview is just fucking terrible.

And Don Lemond, the idiot, stands there like it's nothing, he might be dumber than that old drooling idiot.

https://tinyurl.com/55tnvbzm

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (NuVOb)

367 Hannity's having a Cuban townhall. Looks like
a Trump rally

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (NpAcC)

368
Watch a Karen get shamed after flaunting in public her love of getting hosed ...

https://youtube.com/shorts/9lAsQyi0HyA?feature=share

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

369 Tropical Storm Forming Inland July 21st, 2021
(Between AL/MS)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re5gFSBzQEk
Posted by: SMH

Asymmetrical Warfare using weather has been used for decades by us on others and now by other counties (China) against us.
The U.N. banned these weapons, but the smart set says they don't exist.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, shilling for Christ, Americans, and America First at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (xwF7B)

370 As Trump was happy to have something to talk about the press was resentful that they could not ask him a question he did not know more than them.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:37 PM (u3z76)

371 The scared dog? I saw a longer clip that showed the dog when they found him. He was in bad shape.

But not as bad as India. DO NOT watch dog rescue videos from India. The worst was a dog who had half his skull eaten by maggots.
Cheers!

Posted by: JB at July 21, 2021 08:38 PM (TO8Xm)

372
So, I apologize that I am not maintaining my discretion here in mixed company. I hope it's not too obnoxious.
Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:30 PM (Hrwnm)

It, and you, are not being obnoxious. If we cannot speak freely here, among like minded people whether we agree or disagree, then our country is more dead that many of us here think, see, and feel.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll update this after my first post. at July 21, 2021 08:38 PM (jAESF)

373 332 I also like to keep this place separate from "real life". Posted by: D
Wait...this place isn't real life??
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


This is as real as it gets. It's the other-than-AoSHQ that's surreal.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the virtual virtues at July 21, 2021 08:38 PM (rCGpC)

374 I quit donating to any GOPe entity after Failure Theatre Round 3.

Posted by: Alabama at July 21, 2021 08:39 PM (LKTKP)

375 Once you understand there is only a uniparty, the shock of the Gope "not getting it" goes away.


Posted by: I mean at July 21, 2021 08:01 PM (wr5hX)



It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.

Posted by: Upton Sinclair at July 21, 2021 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

376 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (jAESF) at July 21, 2021 08:39 PM (jAESF)

377 As Trump was happy to have something to talk about the press was resentful that they could not ask him a question he did not know more than them.
Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:37 PM (u3z76)


The press was, is, and always will be, a set of "attractive" idiots aspiring to importance, but they have no real tangible skills that contribute to the advancement of civilization. Yet another reason they hated President Trump!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 21, 2021 08:40 PM (hOUT3)

378 In tomorrow war the fat guy with the BRCC shirt who is all tacticool? Actually perfect.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2021 08:40 PM (LJ5b1)

379 Tropical storm won't travel into the Caribbean or much further south than that green circle.

There is a big Sarah sand storm crossing the Atlantic and about to enter the Caribbean. There is already a small one in the Gulf of Mexico down around Yucatan.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:40 PM (u3z76)

380 @Breaking911 3m

Pres. Biden asked about son Hunter's problems with addiction: "I'm so damn proud of my son. My son just wrote a book about how he overcame being addicted."

https://tinyurl.com/yhpeceb5

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2021 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

381 Bif! Our MoMe has grown. You get to meet more Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 08:40 PM (ZPxVE)

382 I recommend and follow FLCCC IMASK protocol. Yes, I think a good quality mask is effective, or as effective as whatever these supposed vaccines are.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at July 21, 2021 08:41 PM (YkawN)

383 Speaking of townhalls - I assume Joe's was as sad, bizarre, and scripted as I'd expect? - in 2020 Trump did one or more townhalls, in a way no recent political figures have or would. Free-wheeling. Remember how at a few of them at least, the "crowd" was a ridiculously engineered group, with people misrepresented/misrepresenting themselves in terms of general political affiliation? And still, he did fine.

Any serious event like this would have been far beyond the ability of Obama or Hillary to do without major eff-ups and damaging moments. Of course Biden, pre- and current-coginitive decline, would be a disaster. Just now it's halting and weird and incoherent, whereas before it was insufferably glib and stupid and smarmy.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 21, 2021 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

384 lol JT.. well yes I would be but I promise there is nothing behind the TV except dust.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:41 PM (nxdel)

385 -Mitch McConnell warns there could be LOCKDOWNS if more Americans don't get vaccinated as the Delta variant continues to wreak havoc


nope, a big fat nope

no more masks, no more lockdowns

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 21, 2021 08:42 PM (bTQ72)

386 Is Col Bearclaw still running around here convincing us that BRCC is not a pseudo conservative outfit simply using fake street cred to sell overpriced, mediocre coffee?

Posted by: Alabama at July 21, 2021 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

387 Yeah, Emmie, I get it. I'm not going to talk with my mom about a lot of worrisome things, including the shot. She doesn't need more to be worried about. My dad regrets getting it for both of them, but it's done. Fretting about it can only do harm.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2021 08:42 PM (OssQ4)

388 I quit donating to any GOPe entity after Failure Theatre Round 3.
Posted by: Alabama at July 21, 2021 08:39 PM (LKTKP)


McConnell today and the VAGOP actions in getting Nikki Haley to campaign for the VA gubernatorial candidate convinced me that it is pointless to contribute one tin dime to the bums!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 21, 2021 08:42 PM (hOUT3)

389 nope, a big fat nope
no more masks, no more lockdowns
Posted by: will choose a nic
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at July 21, 2021 08:42 PM (FsVxE)

390 r we're going to be back in a situation in the fall that we don't yearn for, that we went through last year.

And what situation is that? That misotheistic amoral totalitarians will terrorize the population again? In home incarcerations? The Mask of Cruelty? Another wack at destroying what remains of the economy?

The virus didn't do any of this. Sadistic, misanthropic totalitarians are 100% responsible for the death and destruction.

Why are you cretins trying to invoke a Fort Sumpter?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 21, 2021 08:43 PM (AVPgH)

391 Hunter's main problem with addiction was running out of dope. Now, between the DEA and the boys down in Langley, coming up short on party night (ending in Y) is a thing of the past.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 21, 2021 08:43 PM (I58tH)

392 Weird weather here too. Hotter than hell in June, abnormal. This month hot and humid abnormal. And no rain. Wonder if that means a really shitty winter.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:43 PM (dYrVA)

393 Pres. Biden asked about son Hunter's problems with addiction: "I'm so damn proud of my son. My son just wrote a book about how he overcame being addicted."

**

I'm not saying this jokingly:

I wonder if Joe gets 10%?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:43 PM (g7CEa)

394 rhomboid: THIS is how ridiculous and failed the "press" treatment of Trump was..."

Don't even need to look that far.

Look what they did to Melania. An actual model, self-made, loved her family, intelligent, didn't look to upstage anyone. And the MFM couldn't bear to cover her but in the most hostile way or even take glossy pics for their fashion mags. But the walking sofa that preceded her whose previous job was replaced by an empty seat got years of fawning press and cover shots.

Yeah, the MFM could not get any dogsh*t*er. They could tie it, but they couldn't do worse.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:44 PM (aXxgO)

395 Biden talking to the CDC.. Jesus H.. the masks are coming back.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:44 PM (nxdel)

396 Thanks, Ben Had and Bif. We caught a lot of grief last week from family and friends pressuring us and I pay attention to things that help us make our case.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:45 PM (Hrwnm)

397 I wonder if Joe gets 10%?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:43 PM (g7CEa)


Ass, Grass, or 10%, nobody rides for free!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 21, 2021 08:45 PM (hOUT3)

398 367 Hannity's having a Cuban townhall.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (NpAcC)

Tick-tock prick is shilling for the warmongers of the GOP again.

Posted by: Federal Agent #X at July 21, 2021 08:45 PM (XV0Oq)

399 The government has no authority to demand masks except on Fed property.

Posted by: Alabama at July 21, 2021 08:45 PM (LKTKP)

400 Dave in FL,

Joe Kent is running in my district. And Jaime Herrerra Beutler is a big time Never Trumper. She's had problems beating out the Dem the last two elections. She won for name recognition and because the conservative areas vote for her. (My county goes Dem). I won't vote for her again. I may have to give this guy some bucks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 21, 2021 08:45 PM (5HBd1)

401 Humm, outdoor birds are very vocal for a change.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2021 08:46 PM (dYrVA)

402 385 -Mitch McConnell warns there could be LOCKDOWNS if more Americans don't get vaccinated as the Delta variant continues to wreak havoc
------------------

This is the opportunity for red states to emulate DeSantis. This will be the perfect opportunity for red states to nullify federal overreach.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:46 PM (u3z76)

403 McConnell is signaling that lockdown Ii is coming.

We won't survive it.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2021 08:47 PM (LJ5b1)

404 So Mitch is saying the government has the right to deny commerce?

Posted by: Alabama at July 21, 2021 08:47 PM (LKTKP)

405 There are still some small business remaining operational. Can't have that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:47 PM (g7CEa)

406 381 Bif! Our MoMe has grown. You get to meet more Horde.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 08:40 PM (ZPxVE)

Out. Stinking. Standing!

I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to meeting people!

Bonus, you get to tell Weasel how much falsehood I've been spinning.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (jAESF) at July 21, 2021 08:47 PM (jAESF)

407 398 367 Hannity's having a Cuban townhall.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (NpAcC)
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If I had a boat down in FL it would be trolling at Cuba's twelve mile boundary.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:49 PM (u3z76)

408 No maskabation without reprobation! Or something.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2021 08:49 PM (0OP+5)

409
-Mitch McConnell warns there could be LOCKDOWNS if more Americans don't
get vaccinated as the Delta variant continues to wreak havoc





nope, a big fat nope



no more masks, no more lockdowns

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 21, 2021 08:42 PM (bTQ72)

This is what we get for not going iron cages and rows of the impaled last time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2021 08:49 PM (VwHCD)

410 The government has no authority to demand masks except on Fed property.

That may be but the minute the CDC says to mask up it's gonna happen because people running the cities and counties and local health departments will demand it and Boom.. there ya go. Back to masks. Christ I just can't even with this shit anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:49 PM (nxdel)

411 403 McConnell is signaling that lockdown Ii is coming.

We won't survive it.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2021 08:47 PM (LJ5b1)
===========

sad trombone

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:50 PM (u3z76)

412 Bif, you will be smartmilbloggin all up in here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 08:50 PM (ZPxVE)

413 Bidens doing a townhall? How many questions d
about his illegal private robinware gmail account did he get?



Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2021 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

414 Elections have consequences!
- 2020 Election-Time Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:51 PM (g7CEa)

415 So we give errybody an additional $300 per month because reasons. Prices adjust because errybody has $300 extra dollars to spend. Then people stop receiving the $300 per month from the government, but prices remain at the established levels.

Okay, makes perfect sense.

Aaaaand...let in millions of illegals, who will snap up the current abundance of available jobs; stimmies run out, lots of Americans with no opportunities.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 21, 2021 08:51 PM (nWxPx)

416 {{{Jewells45}}}

I will not comply. Period. If pressed, I will talk Science to them.

Glad to hear your back is better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

417 403 McConnell is signaling that lockdown Ii is coming.
We won't survive it.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2021 08:47 PM (LJ5b1)


We had a nice 90 years or so, before the political grifters figured out that a Constitutional Republic was bad for access to graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 21, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

418 So, with masks presumably coming back because The Science has failed us, we're going to crack down on illegal immigration invasion, right?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:53 PM (aXxgO)

419 So if the USWNT loses again, will they even get a laurel, and a hearty handshake?

Posted by: 496 at July 21, 2021 08:53 PM (U1eOr)

420 I went to Liz Cheney's FB page and she was getting hammered by the conservatives and praised by the Dems. She is now censoring conservative's posts.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:53 PM (NpAcC)

421 If they shut down states again, I don't think people will react well. They know a lot more now and are a lot less afraid.

Posted by: Alabama at July 21, 2021 08:53 PM (LKTKP)

422 If they shut down again, you'll see vaccine rates drop. No way you can convince those left to take the jab if they still have all the restrictions.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 21, 2021 08:54 PM (5HBd1)

423 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

424 This is the opportunity for red states to emulate DeSantis. This will be the perfect opportunity for red states to nullify federal overreach.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:46 PM (u3z76)

Well, he's pushing the vaccines now too...


@JerryDunleavy

Ron DeSantis: "If youre vaccinated -- fully vaccinated -- the chances of you getting seriously ill or dying from covid is effectively zero." Says 95%+ of ppl admitted to hospitals arent fully vaccinated / vaccinated at all. "These vaccines are saving lives."

https://tinyurl.com/yzjsxbly

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2021 08:54 PM (cF8AT)

425 lots of Americans with no opportunities.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 21, 2021 08:51 PM (nWxPx)


Comrade, the ideal world is where no one has an independent existence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 21, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

426 Herd Immunity. The Illegals are the herd.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2021 08:55 PM (r4sI4)

427 Now imagine SloJo in the same situation, or that self-regarding gasbag, Barky.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 08:24 PM (pNxlR)

When Neil Armstrong made the final step into eternity, Barky (or his flacks) published a picture of him looking up at the moon. It's always about him.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2021 08:55 PM (qyH+l)

428 I will not comply. Period. If pressed, I will talk Science to them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)


That will impress them.
/s

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:55 PM (Hrwnm)

429 Aaaaand...let in millions of illegals, who will snap up the current abundance of available jobs; stimmies run out, lots of Americans with no opportunities.


Far too many "Americans" have decided never to work again and just live rent free getting their food pellets from the Fe'ral Government.

A lot of places are whining that they can't get anyone to work. One thing about this last Lockdown Fever was that lots of people self-eliminated themselves from future work by picking up drug habits.

Besides, why risk anything if the tyrants are threatening to destroy your livelihood any moment from now?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 21, 2021 08:55 PM (AVPgH)

430 I hope you are right Alabama. My faith in people is pretty damn low right now. Present company excluded of course.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:55 PM (nxdel)

431 I saw where we are on track to have 2 million illegal in this year

that is about the population of Wyoming, Vermont and Alaska COMBINED

and none vax'd

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 21, 2021 08:56 PM (bTQ72)

432 Ron DeSantis: "If youre vaccinated -- fully vaccinated -- the chances of you getting seriously ill or dying from covid is effectively zero."

**

Same as before.

What was it, something like 50%+ of all deaths were in nursing homes, and the age of death was four or five years older than the median lifespan of an American male?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 08:56 PM (g7CEa)

433 Thanks NaCly. We'll see how good the back is after the show this weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:57 PM (nxdel)

434 redridinghood: RE Liz Cheney

She's an active Democrat now. The label she calls herself is irrelevant. She knows she has no future in even the GOP, so flopping is necessary to keep the grift flowing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 21, 2021 08:57 PM (aXxgO)

435 *pins on gold star*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 21, 2021 08:57 PM (RtYN0)

436 NaCly, it isn't going to be very long before I get to give you a hug again.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2021 08:57 PM (ZPxVE)

437 Hannity's having a Cuban townhall.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2021 08:36 PM (NpAcC)

Tick-tock prick is shilling for the warmongers of the GOP again.
Posted by: Federal Agent #X

This. He literally wears a CIA lapel pin on many of his shows.
Cuba is another Color Revolution. They don't give a fuck about the Cubans. They want Cuba to project power to Venezuela.

Posted by: John Bolton's Participation Trophy Shelf at July 21, 2021 08:57 PM (xwF7B)

438 Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft!

* Respectful tip of the hat. *

I'm all set for my Saturday zip line adventure with a friend who had a Thailand vacation paid for by Uncle Sam. He had to be a F-105 plane captain to get the money.

Wish I could be at the MoMeet. Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

439 @421: "If they shut down states again, I don't think people will react well."

I'd expect a much bigger and more obvious divide between red and blue states in terms of restrictions, and likely, many more (ineffective) cross-border checkpoints along major interstate highways. Probably plenty of rural counties in blue states unwilling to strictly enforce new lockdowns too. Awkward standoffs between county and state officials as governors tried to bring those counties back into line.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (+WWsf)

440 ONT up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (nxdel)

441 ONT sighting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (Hx2iR)

442 and none vax'd
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 21, 2021 08:56 PM (bTQ72


Are we sure about that? It seems they would get jabbed as part of their processing when they receive their court appearance date and get flown/bussed to the US interior.

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (Hrwnm)

443 Ben Had

I am counting down the days until then. Your hugs are so life affirming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

444 217 So, it was the FBI that actually conspired to kidnap/kill Whitmer and dragged along scapegoats.

Who had that one in the betting pool?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at July 21, 2021 07:52 PM (aXxgO)

Me, from day 1.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at July 21, 2021 08:59 PM (YkawN)

445 Pushing the vaccine and shutting down the state are two very different things.

DeSantis and other governors can push vaccines and tell McConnell to put it where the sun don't shine at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:59 PM (u3z76)

446 If I had a boat down in FL it would be trolling at Cuba's twelve mile boundary.
Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 08:49 PM (u3z76)

Just remember what happened to the two Brothers without Borders planes a couple of years ago. Shot down over international waters by Fidelito's air pirates.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2021 08:59 PM (qyH+l)

447 Are we sure about that? It seems they would get jabbed as part of their processing when they receive their court appearance date and get flown/bussed to the US interior.
Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (Hrwnm)

nope.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at July 21, 2021 09:00 PM (YkawN)

448 Just lost power, then a short brownout with my fan and AC slowing down a bit, and lights dimming. I wonder if a lot of folks in the neighborhood are taxing the grid with their AC.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 21, 2021 09:00 PM (OssQ4)

449 Brownouts are always fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 09:01 PM (+WWsf)

450 , I don't think people will react well."

I'd expect a much bigger and more obvious divide between red and blue states in terms of restrictions, and likely, many more (ineffective) cross-border checkpoints along major interstate highways. Probably plenty of rural counties in blue states unwilling to strictly enforce new lockdowns too. Awkward standoffs between county and state officials as governors tried to bring those counties back into line.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 21, 2021 08:58 PM (+WWsf)
--------------

It ought to be a doozy.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 09:01 PM (u3z76)

451 (u3z76)

Just remember what happened to the two Brothers without Borders planes a couple of years ago. Shot down over international waters by Fidelito's air pirates.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2021 08:59 PM (qyH+l)
-----------------

There were 100 FL boats out there last weekend.

Posted by: Braenyard, at July 21, 2021 09:03 PM (u3z76)

452 Hermanos sin Fronteras

Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2021 09:04 PM (qyH+l)

453 Test.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 21, 2021 09:32 PM (VMMSl)

454 Feel Good but slightly sad, too, story. The neighbors in Detroit heard a little girl crying for help; they saved her from a kidnapper. But the poor kid's father was found dead.

https://tinyurl.com/v4wdffwt

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 21, 2021 10:19 PM (/+bwe)

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