Quick Hits: Sports Illustrated is Now Stunning and Brave Weekly

@CalebJHull

The Texas Democrats came to DC with a case of Miller Lite and left with 6 cases of Corona

Not only has a sixth Fleebagger tested positive for covid, but so too has a Nancy Pelosi aide who met with them.

In addition, a White House staffer also tested positive after meeting with the Fleebaggers.

Separately, Axios reported that a White House official also tested positive for coronavirus after attending the same rooftop reception with the Pelosi staffer last Wednesday night. The White House aide was also fully vaccinated, the outlet reports.

The media is not making any hay out of this Super Spreader Event.

A Minnesota Democrat is being called on to resign after the revelation of his previous behavior, which includes allegations of choking women and exposing himself.

The state lawmaker was already enmeshed in several controversies involving an allegedly suspended driver’s license, his residency potentially being out of his district and a suspect claim of racial profiling he leveled against police during a traffic stop.

Thompson, who was first elected last year, has been accused of hitting and choking women -- sometimes while young children were present -- and of allegedly exposing himself, FOX 9 in Minneapolis reported.

Democrats gonna Democrats.

Speaking of felonious scumbags with hints of abuse of children -- the Washington Post ran this somewhat lame satire piece on Hunter Biden's art.

No reference to "10% for the Big Guy," no admission that the laptop information is 100% real.


bidenart1.jpg

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Fox News, the fair and balanced news "alternative," issues "fact"-checks to Trump about their biased call of Arizona for Biden.

They're also issuing internal vaccine passports:

Amusing tweet on this subject.

Posted by: Ace at 05:23 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 20, 2021 04:23 PM (z5Vrg)

2 Fun, not first.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 20, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)

3 Nooderated Van Krinkle

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 20, 2021 04:25 PM (wAnMi)

4 I believe

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2021 04:26 PM (BFigT)

5 Niece Descending Penis

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:26 PM (ihH3F)

6 Brady is an assassin.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 04:26 PM (VYxP2)

7 Well, I'm sure Leyna Bloom's plastic surgeons are all very happy with the extensive work he had done in order to pretend to be a woman. Ka-Ching $$$$

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (k39e/)

8 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (Bmy3R)

9 Mrs Hades is going to model her new underthings for me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (CcOog)

10 Is that rocket going to sexually assault the asteroid belt?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (cSyAR)

11 8 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (Bmy3R)

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How about that almost none of them are actually getting sick?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (wwp2b)

12 Those Texas Democrats are giving super-spreaders a bad name.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (Coy3D)

13 7 Well, I'm sure Leyna Bloom's plastic surgeons are all very happy with the extensive work he had done in order to pretend to be a woman. Ka-Ching $$$$

Does he still have his dick? I mean if so I assume he didn't wear a bikini

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (Zmnko)

14 >>I'm sure Leyna Bloom's plastic surgeons are all very happy with the extensive work he had done in order to pretend to be a woman.


He still looks like 2/3 of the bench on any NFL team.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (ihH3F)

15 A Minnesota Democrat is being called on to resign after the revelation of his previous behavior, which includes allegations of choking women and exposing himself.

------

"Judge, I identify as a woman."

"Case dismissed. Next?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (SAckK)

16 Someone gotta run back to mission control and get a shitload of D-cells....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (6FeV1)

17 11 8 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (Bmy3R)

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How about that almost none of them are actually getting sick?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (wwp2b)

Can anyone actually tell the difference?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (z5Vrg)

18 Once Sports Illustrated started putting fat chicks into swimwear, trannies were inevitable.

It's beauty and feminine appropriation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (XvPQV)

19 Honestly.

Arsenio Hall might have made a more convincing woman.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (ihH3F)

20 I notice that SI wasn't yet stunning enough to put the fat model on the cover even though she's black.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (k39e/)

21 You know what. I've been flippant today.
I blame the martinis and I will try to do better.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (cSyAR)

22 "I'm sick of *this side* using the language of the Left. Pay attention FFS." -Julie Kelly

A lesson that many on the Right need to grok. Atheists began this assault on the classical worldview by demanding people simply say "I reject the premise entirely" any time someone brought up God or anything resembling the divine.

When it comes to their fake news, fake studies, fake leaders, and fake charges, we simply need to say, "I reject your premise entirely."

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (HK8/E)

23 So...Ace. Can we do a fundraiser to send you to this 'seminar' Matt "Cock tastes great" Lewis is hosting?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

24 "Does he still have his dick? I mean if so I assume he didn't wear a bikini
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (Zmnko)"


I certainly don't want to see HIS underthings. :O

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (CcOog)

25 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (Bmy3R)


The story went from "prevention" to "you probably won't die". Think that's been in effect for a solid 4 weeks now, TBH. At least, my pharmacist friend was siting the stats that fewer people croak who've had the vax. Next up: It's only good for a few months, and then it's like you never had it. Even though your body is making spike proteins like they're going out of style. If this is the best the science of the entire fucking world can do, fuck it. I want the stuff that's proven to work, and want the government to turn over their hoarded ill-gotten stockpiles.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 20, 2021 04:30 PM (wAnMi)

26 I thought that tweet said "THE French." Then I found that it was about *DAVID* French. I was disappointed.

There you have it, Dave. I'd rather read about the cheese-eating surrender monkeys than read about you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:30 PM (3p5uk)

27 5 Niece Descending Penis
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:26 PM (ihH3F)

Dude, that whanger is Ass ending.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:30 PM (o2MD2)

28 21 You know what. I've been flippant today.
I blame the martinis and I will try to do better.

I know the feeling. That's me a lot lately, Brother.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:30 PM (Bmy3R)

29 I never thought I'd see the day that SI needed Billy Mays and a roll of flex tape for the cover shot....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (6FeV1)

30 I really was hoping that spacecraft would
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (nxdel)

31 *sigh*, Kathy Ireland. I guess we can look back at those times and now refer to them as the Golden Years of the SI swimsuit model.

I don't know about you, but I'm sure looking forward to the tranny's body paint expose.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (TNyrE)

32 >>Does he still have his dick? I mean if so I assume he didn't wear a bikini


They can do amazing things with Duct Tape and an Airbrush.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (ihH3F)

33 "You know what. I've been flippant today.
I blame the martinis and I will try to do better.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (cSyAR)"


And on THAT note...I found a low carb IPA and I've been thoroughly enjoying it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (CcOog)

34 Does he still have his dick? I mean if so I assume he didn't wear a bikiniPosted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (Zmnko)

I don't know but in one picture Leyna is wearing some skimpy underwear. Whether it's a bikini or not I'm not sure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (k39e/)

35

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Wishing the very best to Bezos and the entire crew of the USS Kamala.

-----

It even has a vein on the side. Nothing has been left to chance.

Posted by: Semi- Literate Thug at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (2mlpS)

36 I notice all the winning sports teams are falling all over themselves since biden became faux-president

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2021 04:32 PM (Zmnko)

37

Christ Almighty,

is that really the rocket bezos used??

Did bezos really build the Flesh Gordon penis-rocket??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 20, 2021 04:32 PM (C191H)

38 How about that almost none of them are actually getting sick?

*

Same as before we had the vaccine.

Remember the insistence on asymptomatic spread and checking to see if you were sick by getting tested in gas station parking lots?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 20, 2021 04:32 PM (+7ZZM)

39 I suspect the WaPo thing needling Hunter Biden's art is so they can claim - six or 12 months from now - that they did cover the controversies with Hunter, and ran articles, and even satirized him on their pages, and that this is old news and we can all move on because it doesn't matter anymore at this point, if ever did in the first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:32 PM (3p5uk)

40 The SI cover girl HAHAHAHAHA does not lead me in the direction of sexual arousal. So the camps for me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:32 PM (cSyAR)

41 Oh, and f*ck the woke NFL.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (TNyrE)

42 A lot of rockets look phallic. Most don't add a glas and meatus though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

43 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
If the Israeli and UK data holds up, it appears per their experience that the vaccines work, but don't work for very long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (3p5uk)

44 "people like Scott Walker need to stop condemning/apologizing for January 6"
*********
Nothing noteworthy happened on Jan 6, 2021 except the exposure of the deep state's absolute fear of ordinary Americans and the possibility that they might be upset about the 2020 election results.

Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (U7k1y)

45 *glans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

46 I'm not a clout chaser or credit claimer.
I have to mention shortly before Trump was elected or just after that I pointed out in the comments that the conservative cruise thing was pretty gay and questioned its appeal to fellow conservatives that the meme really took off.
It was an accent tbh, and growing up I always found the advertisements suspect and gay, which they are.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (VYxP2)

47 Brett Baier is a nutless fuckwad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (Bmy3R)

48
Is that rocket going to sexually assault the asteroid belt?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (cSyAR)



It's going to assault Uranus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (n+4am)

49 fucking blog needs an edit feature

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

50 I guess SI didn't have to worry about cameltoe with the cover girl. HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (cSyAR)

51 "The SI cover girl HAHAHAHAHA does not lead me in the direction of sexual arousal. So the camps for me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:32 PM (cSyAR)"

Were I not happily wed, I would be joining you in the camps. As long as I get the top bunk. Or the middle one if they are stacked 3 high because the top in that one is too damn hard to get into.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (CcOog)

52 "people like Scott Walker need to stop condemning / apologizing for January 6 and focus on"

Ah I still remember when Walker was the next DeSantis. Or was that the "firebrand" Chris Christie? Maybe I have that reversed, as they all look the same to me.

Which is why I refuse to roll the dice on DeSantis if Trump is running. If he's not, then DeSantis is my fav pick, but not until then. Trump has proven he will keep Faith with us when he's in the Oval Office, he deserves loyalty for that.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (49Exr)

53 DICKS IN SPACE!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)

54 I really was hoping that spacecraft would

(1) go splodey on takeoff.

(2) crater the landing.

(3) settle for chute failure.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (uK/nj)

55 I always said Brady was a thick-headed POS who had no talent beyond throwing a ball, running fast and being a supermodel's bitch.

Fuck that asshole in particular.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (2JVJo)

56
That piece of shit scott walker.
Like I said, you can always count on the Republicans to do one or all of the following:

1. Say nothing/stay mute.
2. Say "both sides" are to blame.
3. Join/echo the Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (C191H)

57 Thompson, who was first elected last year, has been accused of hitting and choking women -- sometimes while young children were present -- and of allegedly exposing himself,



in fairness, from what I understand it is hard to o the chking without the expsing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (BRQzG)

58 I looked at the SI cover. It looks like a one piece suit, but the crotch area is hidden. The picture is mostly emphasizing the fake breasts while Lena gives a sultry look..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (k39e/)

59 10 Is that rocket going to sexually assault the asteroid belt?

And then I'm gonna take off your asteroid belt...uh, uh, uh

And then I'm gonna touch your Milky Way, uh, uh, uh...

Posted by: Dirty Penis Rocket, breathing heavily at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (Bmy3R)

60 49 fucking blog needs an edit feature
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

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#twoweeks

Right after smart quote support.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (wwp2b)

61 Elton John could write a song about Bezos. He could call it Rocket...er....Penis man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (o2MD2)

62 This girl in a crop top and short shorts will settle for a quick hit, but would like something that lasts a little longer:
https://is.gd/yxHKwF

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (3p5uk)

63 That piece of shit scott walker.
Like I said, you can always count on the Republicans to do one or all of the following:

1. Say nothing/stay mute.
2. Say "both sides" are to blame.
3. Join/echo the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (C191H)

That's because there aren't two parties. There's one party. And we ain't in in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (XvPQV)

64 Nobody buys SI anymore anyway.

Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (Coy3D)

65 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:29 PM (cSyAR)

I don't think you need to apologize about being flippant 96% of us are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (k39e/)

66 You know what. I've been flippant today.
I blame the martinis and I will try to do better.


Better to be flippant than angry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (2JVJo)

67 "Oh, and f*ck the woke NFL.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (TNyrE)"

I understand the NBA has quietly dropped the "woke" thing.

"Nothing noteworthy happened on Jan 6, 2021 except the exposure of the deep state's absolute fear of ordinary Americans and the possibility that they might be upset about the 2020 election results.
Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (U7k1y)"

And the murder of Ashli Babbitt, who is the only person to have died as a result of the so-called January 6th "insurrection".

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (CcOog)

68 Okay. Those Hunter pictures were funny.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (s+u6b)

69 They can do amazing things with Duct Tape and an Airbrush.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (ihH3F)

Word!

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (UPBDE)

70 The White House aide was also fully vaccinated, the outlet reports.
This keeps happening.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (r+sAi)

71 Better to be flippant than angry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2021 04:36 PM (2JVJo)
+++
You could become Flangry and embrace the power of and ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (3p5uk)

72 Another Trump ally arrested for a stupid FARA violation, yet John Fucking "mullah" Kerry walks free and is a part of the current administration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (gpKIi)

73 #twoweeks

Right after smart quote support.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (wwp2b)

My fault for not proofreading, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (XvPQV)

74 Hmm there's a penis shaped space ship, he's bald. Is Jeff Bezos Dr. Evil?

Posted by: Mishdog at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (cqAUI)

75 Go get the shots likea greatamerican.

Yerragreatamerican.

Posted by: Hannity, a cross between Fred Flintstone and Lou Costello at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (E8tbI)

76 Are these people huffing each other's breath? And aren't all these the people who keep telling us that vaccines are absolutely, violently necessary? How are they getting covid if the vaccines are effective? Is this a false positive from the vaccination? Is this vaccination for thee but not for me?

A few questions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (LYEvi)

77 Downstate IL is beautiful, if corny. It still has Chicago for a hat.

Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2021 04:38 PM (r4sI4)

78 Ehhh.... Lenny (or whatever his real name is) isn't the worst-looking tranny I've ever seen.

However, the gap between "not the worst-looking tranny I've ever seen" and "qualified to be a Sports Illustrated model" is quite wide.

Like "needs to be measured in units normally only used by astronomers" wide.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:38 PM (Tu200)

79 >>The White House aide was also fully vaccinated,


This word, I do not believe it means what you think it means.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:38 PM (ihH3F)

80 I always said Brady was a thick-headed POS who had no talent beyond throwing a ball, running fast and being a supermodel's bitch.

You know, there are a lot of guys who would settle for that.

Or even two out of three.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (CX3cf)

81 "Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?"

Boys are Girls
Men can have babies
Epstein committed suicide

ie. of course, Comrade. And why have you stopped clapping?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (49Exr)

82 More people currently have possession of Hunter Biden's hard drive (without the illegal underage pictures) than the media has made known. I have personally seen it and the emails. The strategy for reporting on it will be the same as Matt Drudge with the Lewinski evidence. Details will strategically drip out when the time is right, even though many already have the full story and are guarding it.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (DBPIP)

83 That part where they set up that absolutely nothing changed after the vaccine that keeps you from having symptoms was badass, BTW.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (+7ZZM)

84 I take it all the Austin Powers 2 and Dr. Evil jokes were used up on twitter.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (vMCab)

85 I think they're making a big deal about THE UNVACCINATED because when Corona blew up they blamed Trump for "letting it".

Now it's gonna blow up again this Fall, and of course it CAN'T be Fake Biden's fault. So they will blame "the unvaccinated" even if like blaming Trump it doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (pKwFq)

86 I don't know about you, but I'm sure looking forward to the tranny's body paint expose.

Excuse we while I go and throw up.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (lSG6C)

87 Oh pretty please can a old bag with Covid knock her off her pedestal?

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2021 04:39 PM (Cxk7w)

88 "Thomas Barrack, was hit with seven-count indictment relating to" being President Donald J. Trump's friend _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (In5Sq)

89 53 DICKS IN SPACE!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench


LOL

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (v3rvc)

90 The people testing positive for coronavirus have been exposed to coronavirus. The BS with the entire pandemic is labeling people to have a disease when in reality they were simply exposed. If your immune system eliminates the virus whether you are vaccinated or not prior to you developing symptoms that interfere with your daily activity then you do not have a disease. But the politicos whether they are lawyers, MDs, or activists are declaring anyone exposed to have a disease.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (cp/5r)

91 "I always said Brady was a thick-headed POS who had no talent beyond throwing a ball, running fast and being a supermodel's bitch."


The thing is, Bill B. was building a superstar team of individuals, not a team of superstar individuals. And as long as he concentrated on that, it worked.

So what you have is a team of average players doing extraordinary things. When they get out on their own...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (CcOog)

92 Hmm there's a penis shaped space ship, he's bald. Is Jeff Bezos Dr. Evil?
Posted by: Mishdog at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (cqAUI)

Tulsi Gabbard had an Instagram post asking Bezos to stay up there.
She might be a leftist but I kind of like her.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (cSyAR)

93 Wishing the very best to Bezos and the entire crew of the USS Kamala.


Heyoh!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (yQpMk)

94 I take exception to "biased call of Arizona". It was a "Planned op call of Arizona".

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (pKwFq)

95 An explosive expose alleges that Philadelphia homicide detectives in the 1980s offered inmates access to sex and drugs in return for incriminating statements as part of 'sex for lies' deals. _DM

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (In5Sq)

96 If your immune system eliminates the virus whether you are vaccinated or not prior to you developing symptoms that interfere with your daily activity then you do not have a disease. But the politicos whether they are lawyers, MDs, or activists are declaring anyone exposed to have a disease.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (cp/5r)
++++
I suspect that if we treated the flu like we did COVID, we'd find that it suddenly got a lot more virulent and a lot deadlier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (3p5uk)

97 Wishing the very best to Bezos and the entire crew of the USS Kamala.


Heyoh!
Posted by: G


yeah but it is not funny, he did it wrng

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (BRQzG)

98 Downstate IL is beautiful, if corny. It still has Chicago for a hat.
Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2021 04:38 PM (r4sI4)

That's not a hat. It's a poisonous octopus.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (XvPQV)

99
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Love That Squirt...

Posted by: Bezos Mission Contro at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (2mlpS)

100 Hmm there's a penis shaped space ship, he's bald. Is Jeff Bezos Dr. Evil?
Posted by: Mishdog at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (cqAUI)


Dr. Evil's rocket had balls. Bezos' is neutered.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (wAnMi)

101 So he was exposing himself and choking the chicken?
I may have read that wrong.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

102 I saw the pic of that rocket and my first thought was I bet Kamalala would be on that like a dog on a pork chop. Was I wrong in thinking that?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 20, 2021 04:41 PM (VNmG1)

103 How about that almost none of them are actually getting sick?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (wwp2b)

Kinda like most people who test positive for the Wu Ping Flu. Few or no symptoms at all. Vaxxed or not.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (N3El/)

104 There is nothing a woman can do that a man cosplaying a woman can do better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (gpKIi)

105 Maybe Sports Illustrated could just go all tranny all the time. In this weeks baseball preview issue New York Mets pitching sensation Tuck McGraw!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (Wm5SB)

106 I think Tulsi is the only liberal I don't immediately want to string up.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (o2MD2)

107 #55: And he sleeps on a giant pile of money with a supermodel, that poor abused, lucky, s.o.b

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (s+u6b)

108 Are these people huffing each other's breath? And
aren't all these the people who keep telling us that vaccines are
absolutely, violently necessary? How are they getting covid if the
vaccines are effective? Is this a false positive from the vaccination?
Is this vaccination for thee but not for me?



A few questions.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM

The vaccine does not work as advertised, the goal posts have been motorized so any objection to the jab, the masks and the lock downs can and will change in 30 minutes or less. It's all about the Benjamin's. $19.50 a jab until the "emergency" is gone and the FDA approves the shots and then pfizer and others can and will charge $150-$175 for a "booster" shot, each and every year. Nice racket if you got in on the ground floor.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (JUOKG)

109 Hmm there's a penis shaped space ship, he's bald. Is Jeff Bezos Dr. Evil?
Posted by: Mishdog at July 20, 2021 04:37 PM (cqAUI)
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Blue Origin? Pretty sure they meant Blue (Balls) Origin, amiright?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (3p5uk)

110 > That's not a hat. It's a poisonous octopus.

Face-hugger from "Alien".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:43 PM (Tu200)

111 the gap between "not the worst-looking tranny I've ever seen" and "qualified to be a Sports Illustrated model" is quite wide.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:38 PM (Tu200)

It's all irrelevant to me. There are aspects to a Woman that hormones and surgery can't mimic. To borrow from Bill Burr's sketch about facelifts and hairplugs, you can tell Science hasn't figured it out:

https://tinyurl.com/w8ay6eh3


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 04:43 PM (49Exr)

112 Not only has a sixth Fleebagger tested positive for covid, but so too has a Nancy Pelosi aide who met with them
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First DC Democrat to test positive?

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:43 PM (In5Sq)

113 Also on this date in 1969, the Eagle landed on the Sea of Tranquility, and the first men walked on the Moon. It was a great day for them, for America and for the world. And great in a very positive way.
I think we all sometimes forget what something really great looks like.

And I think the date will endure a lot longer for this than remembering that the drunken idiot Ted Kennedy murdered Mary Jo Kopechne in a car accident. Which, by the way, prevented him from ever being elected President.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 20, 2021 04:43 PM (vcOmj)

114 fucking blog needs an edit feature
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:33 PM (XvPQV)
#twoweeks

Right after smart quote support.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:35 PM (wwp2b)



I'd just settle for Free Booze.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2021 04:43 PM (5NkmN)

115 Brady can't run.

Posted by: davidt at July 20, 2021 04:44 PM (Coy3D)

116 #55: And he sleeps on a giant pile of money with a supermodel, that poor abused, lucky, s.o.b
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (s+u6b)


Oh, I know. But at least he's outed himself as a traitor.

"We won." Fuck you, Brady. Can't wait for Giselle to dump your ass for a richer asshole.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2021 04:44 PM (2JVJo)

117 There surely is a porno called Dicks in Space with an evil Space cloud with it's legs spread.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:44 PM (cSyAR)

118 The vaccine does not work as advertised, the goal posts have been motorized so any objection to the jab, the masks and the lock downs can and will change in 30 minutes or less. It's all about the Benjamin's. $19.50 a jab until the "emergency" is gone and the FDA approves the shots and then pfizer and others can and will charge $150-$175 for a "booster" shot, each and every year. Nice racket if you got in on the ground floor.
Posted by: M


not sure that they, pfe, is getting that much from the vaxxx

it is not in their reporting if that is true

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:44 PM (BRQzG)

119 >>DICKS IN SPACE!!!



We're gonna need a bigger Toaster.

Posted by: Mission Control at July 20, 2021 04:44 PM (ihH3F)

120 I'd just settle for Free Booze.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2021 04:43 PM (5NkmN)

Come to a MoMe!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (XvPQV)

121 You know what. I've been flippant today.
I blame the martinis and I will try to do better.


Tsk tsk. That's no way to show the lurve. Have another, on me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (BFigT)

122 and a suspect claim of racial profiling he leveled against police during a traffic stop.

We saw that clip here. Cool.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (In5Sq)

123 56
That piece of shit scott walker.
Like I said, you can always count on the Republicans to do one or all of the following:

1. Say nothing/stay mute.
2. Say "both sides" are to blame.
3. Join/echo the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (C191H)
____________

So very true.

My sister and her son like to repeat #2 because it makes them feel that they aren't suckered into political dogmas like all the non-thinking rubes out there. It's an "above the fray" mentality. I have to ask them when was the last time a conservative censored, cancelled, assaulted, or forced rules upon anyone like the left does. I then lecture them on not blaming someone for counterpunching against provocateurs. I think they're coming around.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (DBPIP)

124 Looks like Marco Rubio's campaign has control of the GOPe texting phone bank today. I need to chip in $20 to his campaign and help save his seat (and the Trump legacy), 'cause CNN has moved his race into the Toss Up category.

Uh, no. If you're in trouble in Florida, I'm better off keeping my $20.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (TNyrE)

125 Trump has proven he will keep Faith with us when he's in the Oval Office, he deserves loyalty for that.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
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Trump was loyal to his voters, and I agree. That alone has earned my vote in 2024.

However, he has not been personally loyal to people who stood up for him, ironically the biggest victim of that is Chris Christie.

Trump has issues, and he will be bringing that baggage in 2024. I will be unsurprised if the Trump campaign includes Rona McDaniel in a prominent position.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (5p7BC)

126 DICKS IN SPACE!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)
..........

No shit. Bezos didn't even drop off any packages at the space station while he was up there. Fucker.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

127
For years I've said Human Civilization Peaked On July 21, 1969 and has gone backwards ever since.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (C191H)

128 it would go a ways to endear the hardcore chick that got booted from the cnventin if she had "ace.mu.nu" tatted over her ass.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (BRQzG)

129
Kinda like most people who test positive for the Wu Ping Flu. Few or no symptoms at all. Vaxxed or not.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at July 20, 2021 04:42 PM (N3El/)

I heard this morning that one problem is that they are testing non symptomatic people. This is against CDC guidelines (for whatever that's worth). Why? because the test is very sensitive and gives a lot of false positives. So what are the real numbers?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Wm5SB)

130 I'm watching Time Team. Looking for evidence of Anglo-Saxon settlements must be white supremacist.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (cSyAR)

131 And...I'm out.

You folks have fun with your tenth "all-vaccine, all the time" comment thread of the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Tu200)

132 Okay, that last picture.

Did no one step back, look at it, and think, "You know, that thing exploding into space might just spawn a few memes?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (2SdPm)

133 Sky rockets in flight
Noon time delight

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (d9FiS)

134 Rep. John Thompson is on a path to topple Saint George Floyd as the top POC in the nation. What a resume he's building!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (aXxgO)

135 Sober for 4350 days

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (ts6Zs)

136 cause CNN has moved his race into the Toss Up category
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Grift. Rubio isn't going to lose. I'm not sure the Dems even have a candidate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (5p7BC)

137 DICKS IN SPACE!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2021 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)

It's about time.

Posted by: The Doomsday Machine at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

138 Can't talk about boobs. Can't talk about the vaccine. What's the world COMING to.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (pKwFq)

139 Sober for 4350 days
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (ts6Zs)
++++
Ouch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (3p5uk)

140 135 Sober for 4350 days
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (ts6Zs)



One year drug free!

Posted by: George Floyd at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (vMCab)

141 I'm watching Time Team. Looking for evidence of Anglo-Saxon settlements must be white supremacist.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (cSyAR)
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I'm down with the left rejecting Western Civ due to toxic masculinity and White Privilege. In fact, I'm so down with it, I think they should all emigrate to South Africa.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (2SdPm)

142 Can't talk about boobs. Can't talk about the vaccine. What's the world COMING to.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (pKwFq)
++++
We've been vaccinated against boobs?????

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (3p5uk)

143 And...I'm out.

You folks have fun with your tenth "all-vaccine, all the time" comment thread of the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Tu200)

Well if he's out, I'm out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

144 You folks have fun with your tenth "all-vaccine, all the time" comment thread of the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Tu200)

Sorry for discussing one of the biggest, if not the biggest, issues of the day.

Posted by: Dirty Penis Rocket, breathing heavily at July 20, 2021 04:49 PM (Bmy3R)

145 Kathy Ireland may just have had the best set of eyebrows in modeling history.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

146 Um I have a dumb question. Can I post a link here, like the whole thing with the http s thingy and not end up in the barrel? It's nothing bad, promise.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)

147 It's as if Miss Kelly was reading some of the last thread when she was calling out Walker.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 20, 2021 04:50 PM (cknjq)

148
Eh, despite all the make-up and airbrushing, dude still looks like a dude.

So. all this does is turn SI into some sort of mash-up of Mad Magazine and Hustler.

Not sexy. Just sad.

Pass.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2021 04:50 PM (5NkmN)

149 Kennedy didn't actually crash into the the sea, it was more of a deep puddle.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:50 PM (In5Sq)

150 145 Kathy Ireland may just have had the best set of eyebrows in modeling history.
Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

Her face and tits and ass and legs and feet and tummy and hair were nice too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:51 PM (o2MD2)

151 not sure that they, pfe, is getting that much from the vaxxx



it is not in their reporting if that is true

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:44 PM

pfizer is reporting they waived their normal jab price down to $19.50 during the "emergency" per Fox business, $39 for two doses. Once the emergency is over they will go back to their normal prices which are in the $150-$175 a shot range.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2021 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

152 They can do amazing things with Duct Tape and an Airbrush.
Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:31 PM (ihH3F)


Biggest camel toe I have ever seen !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2021 04:52 PM (M+Lyo)

153 146 Um I have a dumb question. Can I post a link here, like the whole thing with the http s thingy and not end up in the barrel? It's nothing bad, promise.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)


If its super short yes. Like the direct youtube link like this length.

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Otherwise use tinyurl.com to shrink the link.

Posted by: George Floyd at July 20, 2021 04:52 PM (vMCab)

154 What a win for feminism. Men rule women's sports, beauty pageants, and now coveted modeling jobs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2021 04:52 PM (gpKIi)

155 How is my fwiend in Wome, Meatus Dickus?

Posted by: zombie pontius piwate at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (UHVv4)

156 the politicos whether they are lawyers, MDs, or activists are declaring anyone exposed to have a disease.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2021 04:40 PM (cp/5r)


They gave the way when that USA Today cover piece claimed that due to COVID, breathing could be considered mass murder. Also the Newsweek article that called QAnon "an epidemic."

Democrats are the party of misanthropes. All environmental groups, "animal rights" groups, self-loathing academians of all stripes, and of course the new movement of transhumanism all find their home at the Democrat party.

Their belief is simple: humans who don't worship at our mantle are literally diseases which need to be eradicated in order to save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (HK8/E)

157
Bezos survived? Pity.

A green and greasy shit stain across the sky isn't something you get to see every day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (UNthw)

158 "Bezos and the entire crew of the USS Kamala."

Last week FAA was thinking about pulling Musk's permits. That ought to be a hoot.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (In5Sq)

159 1921 Feminists - Women are more than just tits and an ass.
2021 Feminists - Women are nothing but tits and an ass.

You've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (BJKQV)

160 dammit stupid drug addict sock.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (vMCab)

161 Elle Macpherson



Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (ihH3F)

162 A Minnesota Democrat is being called on to resign after the revelation of his previous behavior, which includes allegations of choking women and exposing himself.

I tell ya, there's something in the water supply in Minnesota. California politicos are going to have to up their game to be considered the worst in the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (mxvMh)

163 You folks have fun with your tenth "all-vaccine, all the time" comment thread of the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Tu200)
Sorry for discussing one of the biggest, if not the biggest, issues of the day.
Posted by: Dirty Penis Rocket, breathing heavily at July 20, 2021 04:49 PM (Bmy3R)


Meh.

Take the vaccine and accept the consequences of your actions.
or
Don't take the vaccine and live with the consequences of your actions.

Are we all good here? Everybody good with that?
I think we're done on that topic.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (5NkmN)

164 Biggest camel toe I have ever seen !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2021 04:52 PM (M+Lyo)

-----------------
There's a point where the camel toe becomes a camel hump.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (TNyrE)

165 minnesota is such a shit show

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (BRQzG)

166 Kennedy didn't actually crash into the the sea, it was more of a deep puddle.


That was before global warming raised sea levels by 0.05mm. Now it is way deeper.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (gpKIi)

167 Here's what we're going to learn - I'm calling it. Write this down.

This mRNA therapy makes your body attack itself when presented with the dreaded "spike protein" - that thing that helps the virus latch on.

Might be a good idea - until you have a raging infection. Then - you are fucked - because you don't have a legit immune response to the actual virus. Plus - your immune system already weakened you attacking the protein. Sounds kinda' like low grade AIDS to me. A smart virus would shit this protein out like candy once it gets into the first cell.

Now - double check all this through bonhomme - to make sure I used all the correct words.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (/fp1w)

168 7 Well, I'm sure Leyna Bloom's plastic surgeons are all very happy with the extensive work he had done in order to pretend to be a woman. Ka-Ching $$$$
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (k39e/)
---------------

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (In5Sq)

169 All environmental groups, "animal rights" groups, self-loathing
academians of all stripes, and of course the new movement of
transhumanism all find their home at the Democrat party.

Disagree. Academicians don't hate themselves, they hate you. Every time they accuse white people of something, they exclude themselves, either explicitly or sotto voce.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (ZsR3z)

170 Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (pKwFq)

Everybody can talk about boobs if they choose; I haven't been here all day, but I expect there's been quite a fair amount of talk about Boudacious Beauties and their Big Boobies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

171 164 Biggest camel toe I have ever seen !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2021 04:52 PM (M+Lyo)
-----------------
There's a point where the camel toe becomes a camel hump.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (TNyrE)


I have heard the phrase "moose knuckle" been used before.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (vMCab)

172 https://youtu.be/mzi2UD7axT4

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (jOcSX)

173 Currently watching a town hall meeting of my Chancellor explaining what our campus will do in the fall. Mostly it's:
1. Fearmongering
2. Collective guilt shaming
3. Appeals to SCIENCE!
4. Get vaccinated, losers!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (K5n5d)

174 Still on Time Team: looking into white people history must be wrong, right?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (cSyAR)

175 At the very tip of that rocket, is there a port for the retro-rocket to fire ejaculate, so as to complete the apex at it's climax, and then experience the let down of descent, until it lands and is covered by it's own limp, flacid Trojan parachute?

Nah, nothing suggestive about that rocket at all. Nuh-uh.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (QzJWU)

176 146 Um I have a dumb question. Can I post a link here, like the whole thing with the http s thingy and not end up in the barrel? It's nothing bad, promise.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)
---
Jewells:

Open http://bitly.ws/show/9RzN in a new tab.
Copy the link you want to put in a comment.
Paste the link in the Bitly box.
Click "Shorten."
Click "Copy to Clipboard."
Paste the new, shortened link in your comment.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (sWM8x)

177 Are we all good here? Everybody good with that?
I think we're done on that topic.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (5NkmN)

You may be done with the topic, but the topic isn't done with you. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (o2MD2)

178 I'm just gonna blurt out some crap:

By my estimation, most of the electorate is either what I would call "Conservative Liberal" or "Progressive Liberal". Almost everyone is some stripe of Liberal or another, believing in representative government, individual liberty, etc. I would place the major divide between the two as the conception of "public liability". Is anyone supposed to be held liable for another's success or failure? CL's would say almost never, PLs would say often. (There are better ways of putting this, i'm sure, but i'm char-limited here).

The two current political parties do NOT in any way shape or form adhere to either of these worldviews anymore. The Rs are the embodiment of pure corporatist graft, and the Ds have become ideologically indistinguishable from Pol Pot. Neither is in any way "Liberal" anymore.

We Need Two New Parties.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 04:56 PM (6FeV1)

179 Jewells:

Open http://bitly.ws/show/9RzN in a new tab.
Copy the link you want to put in a comment.
Paste the link in the Bitly box.
Click "Shorten."
Click "Copy to Clipboard."
Paste the new, shortened link in your comment.
Posted by: M


she's going straight to the barrl

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (BRQzG)

180 143 Well if he's out, I'm out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 20, 2021 04:48 PM (XvPQV)

===

If he's out I'm in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (wwp2b)

181 I watched the first episode of Loki last night. I think he's by far the most interesting character in the superhero movies, but man, that sucked.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (ZsR3z)

182 Kathy Ireland may just have had the best set of eyebrows in modeling history.
Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)
........

She had eyebrows? *studies picture closer*
Oh yeah. There they are. Nice.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

183 "Woah Earth looks so fragile from up here now don't forget buy more disposable garbage made by borderline slave labor in China and other countries with lax-to-nonexistent environmental regs from my dickensian Amazon warehouses so I can build IRL Elysium to escape you proles, LoL"
https://twitter.com/J4ck0ffPlan3/status/
1417520836072943616

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (UHVv4)

184 ====

How about that almost none of them are actually getting sick?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:28 PM (wwp2b)
---------------------

Don't be too sure about that.
Card they gave me makes my billfold so thick it hurts my hip when I drive.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (In5Sq)

185 RE Kurt Schlichter link:

There's actually a "Leadership Institute"? C'mon. They might as well insert "Con" or "Grift" in the name directly. It's like a bad movie of the week where they couldn't use a real name of some company, so they tossed hokey words in a hat and selected two.

Did they also found "Smartest With The Mostest" and "College of Intellects"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (aXxgO)

186 OK, pet peeve:

Ted Kennedy did NOT leave Mary Kopechne to drown. Drowning is over in an instant, basically.

Ted Kennedy left Mary Jo Kopechne to SUFFOCATE. Over a period of MANY HOURS.

Posted by: moviegique at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (dhFCT)

187 Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (In5Sq)

LOL. I'd find it much harder if I had to take medicines every day to keep my fake vagina opening from closing up because my body thought it was a wound.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (k39e/)

188 I'm a long suffering Jags fan, and I was looking forward to the season and the future with Trevor Lawrence. But Brady's comment today shows the NFL doesn't care about my support and would probably be happy if I just went away.

Posted by: Mike at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (kxfaA)

189 In through the out door.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

190 I heard this morning that one problem is that they
are testing non symptomatic people. This is against CDC guidelines (for
whatever that's worth). Why? because the test is very sensitive and
gives a lot of false positives. So what are the real numbers?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM


At the start of this madness my Doctor refused to to authorize people to get tested unless they had specific symptoms because he suspected bull$hit, then the CDC, FDA, the States and everyone else opened testing to anyone who could walk or drive to a free testing site because they got federal $$$$ for each and every single positive case they reported. Then the CDC changed the definition of what constitutes a "case" and that's when my shenanigans meter broke.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (JUOKG)

191 If he's out I'm in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (wwp2b)

Sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)

192 If he's out I'm in.
Posted by: TheJame


not everybody is in for sloppy secnds

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (BRQzG)

193 A Minnesota Democrat is being called on to resign after the revelation of his previous behavior, which includes allegations of choking women and exposing himself.

I tell ya, there's something in the water supply in Minnesota. California politicos are going to have to up their game to be considered the worst in the country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2021 04:54 PM (mxvMh)
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Hey, Rock em Sock em Ellison still won office, so, I suspect this guy will be fine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (2SdPm)

194 Here's the thing - testing "positive" could mean they cranked the cycle count up to 900, and they are not positive. It could be an excuse to keep them out of Texas, or a diversion, or who knows.

"I suspect no one, and I suspect everyone." (Clouseau)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (toINk)

195
One of my few claims to fame is that I once woke up Kathy Ireland in bed at about 3am. Seriously.

I was working in central station which monitored her burglar alarm, and it tripped one night, so I had to call her to get a passcode. Husky, sleepy, just-woke-up voice be sexay.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (n+4am)

196 Kathy Ireland was always my favorite of the classic SI models.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2021 04:59 PM (r+sAi)

197 The Bezos rocket is hangared in a giant night stand drawer, along with two huge D cell batteries.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 20, 2021 04:59 PM (I58tH)

198 Sloppy seconds?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)

not everybody is in for sloppy secnds
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (BRQzG)

Horde Mind is real. And terrible to behold.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at July 20, 2021 04:59 PM (N3El/)

199 Who are the people keeping print magazines alive?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 20, 2021 05:00 PM (qH6FZ)

200 #168: And sometimes a woman has a hard on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 20, 2021 05:00 PM (s+u6b)

201 Trump was loyal to his voters, and I agree. That alone has earned my vote in 2024.

However, he has not been personally loyal to people who stood up for him, ironically the biggest victim of that is Chris Christie.

Trump has issues, and he will be bringing that baggage in 2024. I will be unsurprised if the Trump campaign includes Rona McDaniel in a prominent position.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 20, 2021 04:45 PM (5p7BC)

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Paging Gen. Michael Flynn ... Please pick up the white privilege courtesy phone.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2021 05:00 PM (SAckK)

202 Everybody can talk about boobs if they choose;
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

I'm a leg man myself.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:00 PM (pKwFq)

203 You folks have fun with your tenth "all-vaccine, all the time" comment thread of the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Tu200)


This is pretty easy - but people here are generally nice - so they won't say it. I will, though.

Rod - you don't talk like a man that's confident in your decision. You took it - live with it yourself. But hey - chin up. Even if you fucked up, they want you to take a "booster". That means this shit in your veins may not be permanent.

Either way - you'll still die. Its a timing thing. Same for us all.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 20, 2021 05:00 PM (/fp1w)

204 The Texas delegation proves the vaccines don't work.

Posted by: Barr Durham at July 20, 2021 05:00 PM (QKSdM)

205 >>One of my few claims to fame is that I once woke up Kathy Ireland in bed at about 3am. Seriously.


Nice. I used to know the access code for Carol Alt's gate and where she kept the spare key to her house.

Delivered her pizzas from the time I was 16 until I was 21 or so.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (txKmR)

206 196 Kathy Ireland was always my favorite of the classic SI models.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2021 04:59 PM (r+sAi)

Ireland is kind of a white name.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (cSyAR)

207 Okay here goes.

https://linktr.ee/ShepsPlace

This takes you to Shep's Place fundraising page and the second box you just click and it takes you to Grounds and Hounds if you are looking for an alternative to what you are buying online for coffee. You get a discount and Shep's gets 10%. Thanks!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (nxdel)

208 196 Kathy Ireland was always my favorite of the classic SI models.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2021 04:59 PM (r+sAi)

Not a bad choice at all but it's tough to top Paulina. I am also with garrett on Elle.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (pKwFq)

209 And...I'm out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 20, 2021 04:46 PM (Tu200)

Well if he's out, I'm out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at

I'm out of cigarettes.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (49Exr)

210 Sober for 4350 days
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (ts6Zs)
........

No booze down there, eh?

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

211 add a glas and meatus though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready
----------------

The Glass Meatus, opening at a theater near you.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (In5Sq)

212 Oh and thank you George Floyd. I never thought I would type those words! lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (nxdel)

213 I'm sorry but I'm having trouble quitting the flippancy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)

214 I met Carol Alt when she was 19 and I was knee high to a grasshopper. Tall drink of water.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (pKwFq)

215 Show me the proof that aides were infected and that they were fully vaccinated. Sounds like another excuse to manufacture a new "crisis" to seize more of our civil liberties, what little remain.

Posted by: Mystico at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (LoFQJ)

216 181 I watched the first episode of Loki last night. I think he's by far the most interesting character in the superhero movies, but man, that sucked.
Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (ZsR3z)



Game Knights (Shadiversity) did episode reviews for it. They ripped the first episode. And it seems like they ripped the last one. I didn't watch any of their reviews, but I did watch Shad's response to the criticism of his opinions on the first episode. The other 4 episodes see to be various levels of good/bad. Episode 2 supposedly emasculates Loki in their opinion. Episode 6 he calls garbage.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 05:03 PM (vMCab)

217 Sober for 4350 days
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 20, 2021 04:47 PM (ts6Zs)
........

No booze down there, eh?
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:01 PM (v0R5T)



It flashes straight to vapor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

218 I actually forgot about Paulina.

Good lord.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 05:03 PM (77eS2)

219 I liked the Biden art show. That was very clever whoever thought that up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 05:03 PM (k39e/)

220 211 add a glas and meatus though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready
----------------

The Glass Meatus, opening at a theater near you.
Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (In5Sq)

Or the Bell-End Jar...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:03 PM (6FeV1)

221 If I had to choose I would say that christie brinkly was the hottest of the si models.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 05:04 PM (BRQzG)

222 >>I met Carol Alt when she was 19 and I was knee high to a grasshopper. Tall drink of water.


She was a sweetheart.

And as beautiful as they get.
Ron Greshner lived a few miles from me and used to come to our Hockey Practices. Met Carol for the first time when I was 13-14 or so...

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (77eS2)

223 Unless it was a different model, I think it was Kathy Ireland who was very pro-life on Maher's NBC (??) show.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (UHVv4)

224 "161 Elle Macpherson"
*******
Oh my God. Yes!

Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (U7k1y)

225 add a glas and meatus though
My favorite comparative anatomy term was always "external auditory meatus", aka ear.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (ZsR3z)

226 212 Oh and thank you George Floyd. I never thought I would type those words! lmao!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (nxdel)



You're welcome. stupid sock.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (vMCab)

227 So the Tranny Makes history.

A little different than the history made by the Greeks, or Rome, or Socrates , or Washington, Lincoln or Jefferson.

More like the biggest ball of twine in history, or the fattest woman.

Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

228 Everybody can talk about boobs if they choose;
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)
.........

Boobs. Boobs are nice. I like them. I like big ones. I like little ones. Perky ones. Pendulous ones. Boobs are nice. Boobs.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

229
Another Rand Paul v Fauci confrontation today.

Li'l Tony has a fit --

https://youtu.be/FE_20jDOn_Q

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (UNthw)

230 Federal mask/vax mandates by Labor Day? I think so, just in time for school.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (b+v9B)

231 Another Rand Paul v Fauci confrontation today.

Li'l Tony has a fit --

https://youtu.be/FE_20jDOn_Q
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (UNthw)

Please tell me the malignant little gnome said "You're Not A Doctor".....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (6FeV1)

232 "Frenulum" is a sorely under-used word.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (sWM8x)

233 Does the chute pop out of the tip?

Posted by: Bosk at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (FgPjD)

234 Yeah, Paulina was smokin hot and just a slight runner up. Elle wasn't in my top 5, but then again we are just talking fantasy supermodel picks anyway. In real life, I would have been her slave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (r+sAi)

235 I met Carol Alt when she was 19 and I was knee high to a grasshopper. Tall drink of water.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (pKwFq)

I've always found short women attractive but my wife was the same height i am and my present lady friend is very tall as women go.
Oh well.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (cSyAR)

236 Thinking back on the wonderful SI Swimsuit models.

Cheryl Tiegs
Kathy Ireland
Elle McPherson
Paulina Porizkova
Kate Upton

And now this.

Beyond sad.

It's grotesque.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 05:07 PM (2SdPm)

237 228 Everybody can talk about boobs if they choose;
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)
.........
Boobs. Boobs are nice. I like them. I like big ones. I like little ones. Perky ones. Pendulous ones. Boobs are nice. Boobs.
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (v0R5T)



Thank God almighty for Titties and Beer.

https://youtu.be/SgyeshD8RJY

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 05:07 PM (vMCab)

238 It was the best I can ever expect to be treated by a supermodel.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:07 PM (pKwFq)

239 much harder if I had to take medicines every day to keep my fake vagina opening from closing up because my body thought it was a wound.

Lined with the sewn on remains of your filleted penis.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 20, 2021 05:07 PM (uK/nj)

240 >>It's grotesque.


Scrotesque

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 05:08 PM (77eS2)

241 157
Bezos survived? Pity.

A green and greasy shit stain across the sky isn't something you get to see every day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2021 04:53 PM (UNthw)

Let me tell you of my ride on the great, green, greasy rocket ship Limpopo oh best beloved...

How Bezos got his Bald Head - Just So Stories

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at July 20, 2021 05:08 PM (BgMrQ)

242 Another Rand Paul v Fauci confrontation today.



Li'l Tony has a fit --



https://youtu.be/FE_20jDOn_Q

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM

The more you shout and scream about not having lied, the more guilty you are.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 20, 2021 05:08 PM (JUOKG)

243 So the Tranny Makes history.

A little different than the history made by the Greeks, or Rome, or Socrates , or Washington, Lincoln or Jefferson.

More like the biggest ball of twine in history, or the fattest woman.
Posted by: LASue at July 20, 2021 05:05 PM (Ed8Zd)


Longest Sustained note on a Kazoo.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2021 05:08 PM (5NkmN)

244 You do not have to be tall to have great legs. It helps but is NOT a requirement.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:08 PM (pKwFq)

245 Let's pass the hat and buy a supermodel for Rand Paul. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2021 05:09 PM (r4sI4)

246 "Lion of the Senate went on to represent Massachusetts in the US Senate until his own death in 2009."

I remember a liberal talking head explain that this was his penance for Chappaquiddick - the self-sacrifice of tirelessly representing his constituents as a United States Senator.

Odd that no one from Cell Block D has been offered this form of restitution...

Did Mary Jo have no other male champions in her life? No father or brother or boyfriend willing to drown Teddy in a toilet?

Oh BTW, Mary Jo did not drown. They found fingernail clawings inside the roof made as she suffocated.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:09 PM (49Exr)

247 233 Does the chute pop out of the tip?

Posted by: Bosk at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (FgPjD)

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Front Hole, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2021 05:09 PM (SAckK)

248 8 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2021 04:27 PM (Bmy3R)


I can't figure it out either. And Ace seems to not have noticed it, from what I've perceived anyway.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 20, 2021 05:09 PM (Fs5vw)

249 #216: Yeah, Shad really tore the writing up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 20, 2021 05:10 PM (s+u6b)

250 >>Mary Jo did not drown. They found fingernail clawings inside the roof made as she suffocated.


None will ever convince me that wasn't an involuntary abortion.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2021 05:10 PM (77eS2)

251 Jeff Bezos.

Putting the "Ass" back into "Ad Astra..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:10 PM (6FeV1)

252 Now that I think about it, that was Brady spiking the football in the faces of the Rubes being clever at Biden's expense but still giving the finger to the masses.
Fuck that faggit, who married a tranny that openly serves demons and the fallen ones.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 05:11 PM (VYxP2)

253 I wouldn't be surprised if not a single of the Fleebaggers were actually vaccinated.

They just said they were.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:11 PM (6FeV1)

254 Thanks buzzion.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 20, 2021 05:11 PM (nxdel)

255 "I tell ya, there's something in the water supply in Minnesota."

It's the conservatism of Powerline.

They shipped it in all the way from CA.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:11 PM (49Exr)

256 Oh BTW, Mary Jo did not drown. They found fingernail clawings inside the roof made as she suffocated.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:09 PM (49Exr)
==========

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

The whole "drowning" thing is a cheap way to make it seem much, much less horrific than it actually was.

Posted by: moviegique at July 20, 2021 05:11 PM (dhFCT)

257 Black Rifle Coffee Company replied to my roasting of their NYT article and cancelation of coffee orders with this link

https://tinyurl.com/3x8k8x5a

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:12 PM (NZHHQ)

258 When I see Tom Brady, I hear Jack Warden saying, "bitchy millionaire".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2021 05:12 PM (Vxu+H)

259 Did Mary Jo have no other male champions in her life? No father or brother or boyfriend willing to drown Teddy in a toilet?

------

Most Democrats even then: "All within the party, nothing outside the party, nothing against the party."

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2021 05:12 PM (DbSAo)

260 BTW after much thought, I've decided there are advantages to a woman who can wrap her legs around you.
But that's just me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 05:13 PM (cSyAR)

261 Did Mary Jo have no other male champions in her life? No father or brother or boyfriend willing to drown Teddy in a toilet?

Frankly - one of the musings from folks like me and mine. Of course, they found old MassHole women willing to talk into the mic about "Teddy". That shit was stomach turning.

Most felt about Bill Barr the same way. At least around my crew.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 20, 2021 05:13 PM (/fp1w)

262 Why would any sane person read SI?

They have sucked ass for a very, very long time.

Very long...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2021 05:14 PM (R/m4+)

263 "So the Tranny Makes history"

Which no longer means what it used to.

It's 2075 and ARN (Animal Rights Now!) has discovered he "owned" a cat back in 2020. And once had a dog he kept on... OMG!... on a LEASH!

Erased from "history" forever.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:14 PM (49Exr)

264 Erev Tov Patriots

Another long day and a fuckin bullshit worthless telecon or videocon some such shit tonight. Fuckin people like to hear themselves talk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2021 05:14 PM (Irn0L)

265 Over on the Federalist - Connecticut State Employees Cite Climate Change as Reason not to go back to the office post-pandemic.

I am so glad I'm old and probably won't last another decade. I do feel bad for the grand-kids.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 20, 2021 05:14 PM (VNmG1)

266 "Frenulum" is a sorely under-used word.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 20, 2021 05:06 PM (sWM8x)
..........

First frenulum on the cover of SI.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

267 8 Are we not supposed to be noticing that all these allegedly-vaxxed people keep getting the 'rona?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

It means it's working. Just look at the UK and Netherlands where they have the highest percentage vaccinated and the sharpest rise in cases.
You are just not smart enough, educated enough, nor in the right club to understand real science.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 05:15 PM (VYxP2)

268 By the way just what I want to see when i look at pictures of tits and ass, some tranny. Fuck you SI, but to be honest I did know you were still in business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2021 05:15 PM (Irn0L)

269 Marisa Miller was easily the hottest SI Swimsuit model.
She got a cover in 2008.

Breathtaking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2021 05:15 PM (mu7kg)

270 Did Mary Jo have no other male champions in her life? No father or brother or boyfriend willing to drown Teddy in a toilet?

https://bit.ly/3wY4MBr

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

271 Is Abbot Sicilian?

Seriously he pushes the Democrats to run away and infect fellow Democrats. Devious and brilliant I say and don't you dare dash my wig over this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2021 05:16 PM (ZhmX5)

272 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 05:11 PM (VYxP2)

Giselle Bunchden is a tranny? Com'on, Pepe

And how is she serving demons? Other than being a model and being married to Tom Brady I don't know anything about her so please tell me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 05:16 PM (k39e/)

273 Top Swimsuit models

Stephanie Seymour
Vendela
Christy Brinkley
Carol Alt
Kathy Ireland
That dude with a nice chest carpet.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 20, 2021 05:17 PM (vN+oL)

274 "The whole 'drowning' thing is a cheap way to make it seem much, much less horrific than it actually was"

Wiki is even worse (google: Chappaquiddick)

"The Chappaquiddick incident was a single-vehicle car crash that occurred on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts some time around midnight between..."

Incident.

Single-vehicle car crash.

And apparently the "car" did it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:17 PM (49Exr)

275 Just came across this quote on a frame in a normal mainstream store:

"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself aloud." - Coco Chanel

Surprised the store and Chanel haven't been canceled yet.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:17 PM (pKwFq)

276 Oh BTW, Mary Jo did not drown. They found fingernail clawings inside the roof made as she suffocated.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:09 PM (49Exr)


Hours waiting for a rescue that wasn't coming since Ted went to a hotel to sleep it off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

277 Black Rifle Coffee Company replied to my roasting of their NYT article and cancelation of coffee orders with this link


*

Yeah, I'm guessing they flushed a lot of their repugnant deplorable customers, same as they said they wanted to do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 20, 2021 05:18 PM (UpTs2)

278 Coco was banging Nazis. She's cool with the left.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2021 05:18 PM (Vxu+H)

279 Was Ted Kennedy morbidly obese when he drowned Mary Jo Kopechni?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2021 05:19 PM (cSyAR)

280 Is Abbot Sicilian?


Inconceivable!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

281 I'm a long suffering Jags fan, and I was looking forward to the season and the future with Trevor Lawrence. But Brady's comment today shows the NFL doesn't care about my support and would probably be happy if I just went away.
Posted by: Mike at July 20, 2021 04:58 PM (kxfaA)

Ummmmm......Yes. Save your time and money and spend both doing something worthwhile instead of watching overgrown children play sportsball.

Die NFL Die!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2021 05:19 PM (R/m4+)

282 Coco was banging Nazis. She's cool with the left.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2021 05:18 PM (Vxu+H)

Ah. I figured as much.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:19 PM (pKwFq)

283 Hours waiting for a rescue that wasn't coming since Ted went to a hotel to sleep it off.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)
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Wasn't there some scuttlebutt that implied Kennedy told her to wait and he'd go get help?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 05:19 PM (2SdPm)

284 215 Show me the proof that aides were infected and that they were fully vaccinated. Sounds like another excuse to manufacture a new "crisis" to seize more of our civil liberties, what little remain.
Posted by: Mystico at July 20, 2021 05:02 PM (LoFQJ)


They have a letter from Dr Jill that says both. That's all the proof you little flyover people need.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 20, 2021 05:20 PM (Fs5vw)

285 Looks like The Meat Puppet Regime is hatching a backup plan to the Plandemic.

Sabre rattling with Russia.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2021 05:20 PM (mu7kg)

286 Just the frenulum honey, promise.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

287 SI always means "Systeme Internationale" whenever I see it.

If I wanna see tiddies on glossy paper i'll wait for the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog to show up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

288 pfizer is reporting they waived their normal jab price down to $19.50 during the "emergency" per Fox business, $39 for two doses. Once the emergency is over they will go back to their normal prices which are in the $150-$175 a shot range.

--

Did the CEO say it while waving an American flag? Sounds like that Schooner Tuna guy from Mr. Mom.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2021 05:21 PM (O+I8R)

289 My all time fave, Paulina sfw



https://tinyurl.com/khmcnzjc

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 20, 2021 05:21 PM (M+Lyo)

290 #277: And they will rename as BR Coffee, and they won't get the new customers, the old ones will be gone, and in a couple of years they will fold.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 20, 2021 05:21 PM (s+u6b)

291 I just gave Van "whitewash" Jones $100M just for walking around money.

Posted by: Beff Jezos at July 20, 2021 05:21 PM (aAP3z)

292 frenulum veli
frenulum linguae
frenulum labii
frena buccal
frenulum preputii
frenulum labiorum fourchette

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (In5Sq)

293 Hours waiting for a rescue that wasn't coming since Ted went to a hotel to sleep it off.
=====

IF ONLY. The MFer wandered around all night, perfectly conscious that she was dead or dying, and figuring out how to cover his ass. (At least, I think that's how it went down.)

Posted by: moviegique at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (dhFCT)

294 Ted telling her to wait would require Ted to be able to think. After he dunked the car, he spent hours with cronies trying to find an excuse to exonerate himself.

And Mary Jo died in the meantime, Swimmer Teddy deserves to be slow roasted in Hell alongside his Nazi loving father.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (ZhmX5)

295 Did the CEO say it while waving an American flag?


With prices this low, you'd have to be crazy to get the shot!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

296 not get



dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

297 SHIFT CHANGE!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 20, 2021 05:23 PM (yQpMk)

298 frenulum labiorum fourchette
Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (In5Sq)

Is this some kind of Latin translation of the "Spam" sketch?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:23 PM (6FeV1)

299 I watched the first episode of Loki last night. I think he's by far the most interesting character in the superhero movies, but man, that sucked.
Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:57 PM (ZsR3z)

You should gain more confidence in modern writers, there is little they can't screw up. If they can ruin Star Wars for a legion of willing Fanatics, what can't they do?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:23 PM (eoQWY)

300 "Was Ted Kennedy morbidly obese when he drowned Mary Jo Kopechni?"

I remember reading he swam across the lake to evade being identified by anyone, so I doubt it.

I did a 1 Mile Swim across Inks Lake (TX) in 19 mins at age 14. I was a fish back then, spent most of summer in the water, and it still was tough.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:23 PM (49Exr)

301 I did a 1 Mile Swim across Inks Lake (TX) in 19 mins at age 14. I was a fish back then, spent most of summer in the water, and it still was tough.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:23 PM (49Exr)

Yeah, but were you shitfaced and panicking?

It's amazing what feats can be accomplished when shitfaced and panicking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:24 PM (6FeV1)

302 I noticed the Left was up to some serious fuckery on this front back in 2009 or so when Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, two of the biggest young names going, suddenly looked exactly like each other.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 05:24 PM (pKwFq)

303 Hours waiting for a rescue that wasn't coming since Ted went to a hotel to sleep it off.
=====

IF ONLY. The MFer wandered around all night, perfectly conscious that she was dead or dying, and figuring out how to cover his ass. (At least, I think that's how it went down.)
Posted by: moviegique at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (dhFCT)

He met with his political fixer, who suggested they see the cops and instead he jumped into the channel and swam back to his hotel to pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:25 PM (eoQWY)

304 Say hello to my little frenulum.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

305 I bet Teddy was doing the doggy paddle, he was not the paragon of fitness Jack Kennedy was when he swam in the South Pacific.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2021 05:25 PM (ZhmX5)

306 Aussie politician or public health official demands people stop talking to each other even when masked etc.

Covid deaths in entire continent of Australia in last 30 days: 3

https://tinyurl.com/49w3a6we

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 20, 2021 05:25 PM (UHVv4)

307 He went home and went to bed. The next morning he called in people to figure out what to do.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2021 05:25 PM (uUDKV)

308 "And they will rename as BR Coffee, and they won't get the new customers"

I want to do a fun parody video advert offering "Step On Rake" insurance for companies that convert to Wokedom.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:25 PM (49Exr)

309 "This big, thick-ass vessel be flying up in the sky so deep, it be crying. And you thought it was rain."

-- Classic Delta Airlines parody

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 20, 2021 05:26 PM (OssQ4)

310
The fleebaggers are just another example of what is becomming undeniable: vaccine failure. See Alex Berenson's twitter feed, and scroll down. While you still can -- Berenson has made himself public enemy #1 and they will soon ban and deplatform him.

What's happening is either the vaccine conferred immunity wanes over a few months, or the virus has mutated to evade it. Or a combination of both.

All the vaccines so far are spike-protein only immunity, and that was a stupid thing to do. Coronaviruses mutate their spikes all the time. Natural immunity responds to the whole virus, many other protein components and it is not failing like this.

At this point, what's done is done. Things have been baked into cakes, and only time will tell. I've made my decision, and others have made theirs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 20, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

311 #306 Yes, it's a public health officer in Oz.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 20, 2021 05:26 PM (UHVv4)

312
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2021 05:26 PM (DUIap)

313 No, Ted Kennedy was not fat when he left Mary Jo Kopechne to suffocate to death.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)

314 At this point, what's done is done. Things have been baked into cakes, and only time will tell. I've made my decision, and others have made theirs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 20, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

Wait, you can get the vaccine in cake form now?

...

This changes everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (6FeV1)

315 or the virus has mutated to evade it.

***

This is anti-Science. True Science has stated that only unvaccinated people can make the virus evolve.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (RDD2k)

316 Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:12 PM (NZHHQ)

I reread the NYT article about BRCC, just to make sure my first take (Boycott Black Rifle!) was reasonable.

In retrospect, I think that the exclamation point was intemperate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (Q9lwr)

317 'I remember reading he swam across the lake to evade being identified by anyone, so I doubt it."
******
The Kennedy brothers were all fit and athletic in a preppy sort of way.
Teddy swam the channel between Chappaquiddick and the main land to get back to his hotel.

Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (U7k1y)

318 "leadership institute"

LOL nope.

People with zero integrity should not be allowed to use the word Leadership. What a farce. I think I will join just to troll them.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:29 PM (49Exr)

319 Companies embracing the woke, along with celebrities and a certain football player are forgetting the Curse of the Scalpweasel. You never know when it will hit, but it's out there, waiting.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 20, 2021 05:29 PM (I58tH)

320 If Bezos had died in space, would everyone get a free year of Amazon Prime?

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2021 05:29 PM (Ti+Tv)

321 Who faps to a snarling faced loon?

Posted by: Disney Hot Star at July 20, 2021 05:29 PM (LilNs)

322 Black Rifle Coffee Company replied to my roasting of their NYT article and cancelation of coffee orders with this link
-------------
I couldn't find a contact us page but I did leave them a nasty message on their chat page. Sick of these assholes using military service for profit and the left.

Posted by: dartist at July 20, 2021 05:29 PM (+ya+t)

323 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
·
22h
Not sure if you know this Sean, but transactions aren't capitalism.

Capitalism is a system that prioritizes profit at any & all human/enviro cost.

But fwiw our shop is unionized, doesn't operate for profit,& funds projects like free tutoring, food programs,& local organizing.


Uh, I hate to break it to you sweet nips, but if you sell a product and have money left over after paying for supplies and labor to fund things like free tutoring, and food programs, then you do, in fact, make a profit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (gpKIi)

324 321 Who faps to a snarling faced loon?
Posted by: Disney Hot Star at July 20, 2021 05:29 PM (LilNs)

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (Ti+Tv)

325 SEE RULE 34

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (Ti+Tv)

326
Wait, you can get the vaccine in cake form now?

...

This changes everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (6FeV1)


administered by Dr. Eddie Izzard.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (vMCab)

327 I reread the NYT article about BRCC, just to make sure my first take (Boycott Black Rifle!) was reasonable.

In retrospect, I think that the exclamation point was intemperate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown's

whomever the are using for public relatins media relatins needs to be fired.

the they need to fire the top two guys in the firm.

then they need to get to the aplgy tour

and the dicksucking, bunches and bunches of dicksucking

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (BRQzG)

328 How many mortgages of those unemployed because of Wuhan Flu could Bezos have paid off instead of waving his flaming phallic symbol of wealth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (ZhmX5)

329 Yeah, that'll happen...

Congressman Mo Brooks (R-AL) has penned a letter to President Joe Biden demanding that he take action to "end General Order 12 at Fort Rucker, Alabama," which requires any uniformed personnel who is unmasked to provide proof of having received a coronavirus vaccination.

Breitbart

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (XrnX7)

330 ******
The Kennedy brothers were all fit and athletic in a preppy sort of way.
Teddy swam the channel between Chappaquiddick and the main land to get back to his hotel.
Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2021 05:27 PM (U7k1y)
**************

But he wasn't strong enough to rescue her.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:31 PM (In5Sq)

331 >>Speaking of felonious scumbags with hints of abuse of children -- the Washington Post ran this somewhat lame satire piece on Hunter Biden's art.

They are mocking us.
We have reached the "rubbing our faces in it" phase.

"Ha ha, look at our princling. He is untouchable, peons"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 20, 2021 05:31 PM (toINk)

332 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: GlaDos at July 20, 2021 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

333 I'm still a tad unclear on how corporations like Blue Cross Blue Shield are non-profits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (RDD2k)

334 Ask Marie Antoinette, the cake was always a lie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (ZhmX5)

335 All non profit means is they spend everything they take in...

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (uUDKV)

336 Teddy was a boozer, to the point even MSM had to mention it, way back when. But, the very same MSM liked to talk about how Teddy would get off the booze, lose a few pounds, and be back in "Lion of the Senate" fighting trim.

Mary Jo is nothing more than a footnote in history, not to ever be mentioned in polite company.

Gary Hart is probably wondering where there's justice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (2SdPm)

337 If I were the guy advising brcc my advice to would be two words

hire
hunter
biden

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (BRQzG)

338 Sick of these assholes using military service for profit and the left.
___

Spec-op types are especially suspect.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (XrnX7)

339
Swimmer Teddy deserves to be slow roasted in Hell alongside his Nazi loving father.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2021 05:22 PM (ZhmX5)



One of the few truly badass things that FDR did was that he made Joe Sr. drop trou in the Oval Office in order to be named Ambassador to Great Britain.

Joe wanted the ambassadorship, badly. But FDR knew that he'd be unsuited to the job, so FDR decided to make him withdraw. When he was interviewing Joe with his son James Roosevelt in the room, FDR commanded him to drop his pants. Joe was confused but obeyed. FDR began laughing and pointed at Joe's legs braying out "See, Jimmy! It's true! He's the most bow-legged man in America!" FDR had heard this from a mutual friend who had summered with the Kennedys and had seen Joe in swim trunks.

FDR explained that the Limeys had the ambassador present himself to the King in period costume, to include tights. And if Joe presented himself with those bow legs in tights, the US would be the laughing stock of the world.

(continued...)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (n+4am)

340 "Teddy swam the channel between Chappaquiddick and the main land to get back to his hotel."

Yah my bad, goggle that was only 500 feet

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (49Exr)

341 Melania = not a supermodel

Hunter = totes artist

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (RDD2k)

342 The indictment of Trump advisor as an unregistered (and unpaid) foreign lobbyist for the UAE basically makes it illegal to also advocate the US Government for Israel causes, or the Palestinians for that matter. Its absurd on its face...

Also, CNN breathlessly reports that one suspect, a UAE Sheik is still on the loose! He's a fucking member of the UAE government for fucking God's sakes, not a three state murderer....WTF?

Posted by: Boswell at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (5iUNf)

343 I'm still a tad unclear on how corporations like Blue Cross Blue Shield are non-profits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (RDD2k)
---------------

Mega bonuses to company officers and, see, no profits!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (2SdPm)

344 Spec-op types are especially suspect.
Posted by: S


those navy guys

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (BRQzG)

345 You can pick your frenulums, and you can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your frenulum's nose.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2021 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

346 nood lying gnome that lies

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (qIQLc) at July 20, 2021 05:34 PM (4/mgR)

347 then they need to get to the aplgy tour

and the dicksucking, bunches and bunches of dicksucking
Posted by: confederatefifth
------------------

Yeah, that's close to what this is.
Check it out, really.

https://tinyurl.com/3x8k8x5a

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:34 PM (NZHHQ)

348 So I get into my car, fire it up, and the top of the hour CBS news is beginning,
Top story, presented with the tonal inflection of impending doom, is the Delta variant of Covid is now in America!
Essentially, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

It's not news, just propaganda.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 20, 2021 05:34 PM (Q1nbg)

349 Capitalism is a system that prioritizes profit at any & all human/enviro cost.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

---
Capitalism is a made up nonsense word used to denigrate free markets. There is no such thing as an "-ism" around money. (well, what we have in the US with an elite having special privileges comes close, but that is the opposite of free markets and rule of law which the Left wants to label as capitalism)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 20, 2021 05:34 PM (toINk)

350 Spike proteins. Wtf ever.

As aptly noted above. Take the jab or not.

But even the normal flu shot doesn't mean you won't get the flu. Just less symptoms (hopefully and typically).

The powers that be have put too much into this just to say 18 months later, it's over. It's panic porn. But don't let them get you down. The longer they go, much like the typical virus, the weaker they will get.

Karens are Karens and have always been Karen's. This to shall pass.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2021 05:35 PM (FXW3a)

351 All environmental groups, "animal rights" groups, self-loathing
academians of all stripes, and of course the new movement of
transhumanism all find their home at the Democrat party.
Disagree. Academicians don't hate themselves, they hate you. Every time they accuse white people of something, they exclude themselves, either explicitly or sotto voce.
Posted by: pep at July 20, 2021 04:55 PM (ZsR3z)

They are the prophet, you are the sheep. The rules don't apply to them, just you.

The Bible was refreshing in that sense - Moses was barred from the Promised Land for some infraction, not the Israelites.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:35 PM (eoQWY)

352
Joe was understandably pissed, but he asked FDR if he could call the Limeys to convince them to allow him to go through the ceremony in modern dress (top hat, tails and striped pants). FDR figured that Joe wasn't capable of the proper diplomacy, so he agreed.

A week or so later, the Limeys called the State Dept and let it be known that the next ambassador could present himself.... in top hat, tails and striped pants. No one knows how Joe managed it, but FDR was stuck with him now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2021 05:35 PM (n+4am)

353 But he wasn't strong enough to rescue her.
**********
That would be assuming he wanted to.

Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2021 05:35 PM (U7k1y)

354 "Teddy swam the channel between Chappaquiddick and the main land to get back to his hotel."

Yah my bad, goggle that was only 500 feet
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:33 PM (49Exr)

They did boost that shameful flight into some heroic struggle that almost killed him, would be better if it had.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:37 PM (eoQWY)

355 That would be assuming he wanted to.
Posted by: Cosda
-----------

^^ This ^^
I've always thought that he actively prevented her from escaping because his first response was not wanting to be found with her. But then not being able to figure out how to separate himself from the accident.

It makes sense if you think in terms of a drunk whose mental focus is only on saving his own reputation at all cost.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:38 PM (NZHHQ)

356 whomever the are using for public relatins media relatins needs to be fired.

the they need to fire the top two guys in the firm.

then they need to get to the aplgy tour

and the dicksucking, bunches and bunches of dicksucking
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 20, 2021 05:30 PM (BRQzG)

They hire some very liberal D-bags, if Kyle Rittenhouse is the litmus test then so be it. He was using a Black Rifle and defending himself. F Them

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2021 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

357 But he wasn't strong enough to rescue her.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:31 PM (In5Sq)

We will never know, since I doubt he tried at all. Even his own self justification makes him look like piece of shit. I have zero doubt that when he got out, he went at once to his fixer. Even he admits he ran past several lit up homes to where the party was, while she ran out of air.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

358 Giselle Bunchden is a tranny? Com'on, Pepe

And how is she serving demons? Other than being a model and being married to Tom Brady I don't know anything about her so please tell me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You should know evil religions from the past as a Christian. There are plenty of books and research out there on alchemy with the combination of male and female being the ultimate called the androgyne. It's ancient Babylonian stuff still practiced today. They have to show you to get consent to do evil to you. This is why Christ hates apathy in the face of it. It's called implied consent. It's what they believe absolves them from any harm if they tell you or show you through symbolism, words, or deeds.
As far as her being a tranny, you can look at her skeletal structure, plus the ancient religions she and Tom practice. Hell, Tom said in interview that his "wife" practices Witchcraft and is a Witch.
They don't hide this at all Fen. They rub it in everybody's faces and think it's fun and funny because that's how evil works. That's how those who do not recognize Jesus Christ as the King of Kings and our Lord and Savior.
It's up to you to know their rules they play by.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 05:41 PM (/fH/1)

359 I've always thought that he actively prevented her from escaping because his first response was not wanting to be found with her. But then not being able to figure out how to separate himself from the accident.

It makes sense if you think in terms of a drunk whose mental focus is only on saving his own reputation at all cost.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:38 PM (NZHHQ)

I wouldn't go that far - likely she got knocked into the rear seat in the crash and flip and wherever he was, he got out without thinking of her at all.

Then once he was out, he started thinking only of saving his reputation.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

360 All I need to hear from BlackWhatever is "Rittenhouse was a patriot defending life and property from murderous Antifa Brownshirts" or something similar and all will be as it once was.

I'm still waiting.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 05:44 PM (49Exr)

361 They hire some very liberal D-bags, if Kyle Rittenhouse is the litmus test then so be it. He was using a Black Rifle and defending himself. F Them
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
-----------------------------------

I'm willing to speak to that for them

BRCC very clearly said that their only concern was that it appeared that they were profiting off the Rittenhouse situation because after all, they would be selling coffee to defend him.
Also: you Morons need to keep in mind, Rittenhouse was there to HELP the BLM protestors!!! He was not there in opposition. He was a Medic of the BLM and Antifa peeps and said as much on video.

I wouldn't want to be associated with him either.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:44 PM (NZHHQ)

362 If we fk in left them all these Covid rules from Frace, Australia and other countries will be coming here.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

363 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 05:41 PM

It's what Christ meant when he said to go out in the world wise as a serpent and gentle as a dove. You are suppose to recognize evil (the serpent) but not practice it (dove). Paraphrasing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 20, 2021 05:45 PM (/fH/1)

364 360 All I need to hear from BlackWhatever is "Rittenhouse was a patriot defending life and property from murderous Antifa Brownshirts" or something similar and all will be as it once was.

I'm still waiting.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur
---------------------------------------------------

You never will because it simply isn't so.
It was a case of friendly fire and a young man getting seriously red pilled.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:46 PM (NZHHQ)

365 Also: you Morons need to keep in mind, Rittenhouse was there to HELP the BLM protestors!!! He was not there in opposition. He was a Medic of the BLM and Antifa peeps and said as much on video.

I wouldn't want to be associated with him either.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:44 PM (NZHHQ)

No, he was medic of those defending the shops and used car lots. Antifa was ones trying to kill him.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:46 PM (eoQWY)

366 All non profit means is they spend everything they take in...
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2021 05:32 PM (uUDKV)

usually on various grifts to launder the profits, like hiring their cousin for 'services'

Posted by: Oldcat at July 20, 2021 05:47 PM (eoQWY)

367 No, he was medic of those defending the shops and used car lots. Antifa was ones trying to kill him.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 20
------------------------

Not according to his own words which I witnessed in a live stream. His group said they were there to protect "private property" and tearing up "public property was OK. They were there to lend support to that.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:49 PM (NZHHQ)

368 the Hypoglossal nerve is an ugly looking thing.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:52 PM (In5Sq)

369 Also, Rittenhouse was attacked due to a case of mistaken identity. He was mistaken for a guy that put out a dumpster fire. But he was patching up a protestor at the time.
So yes he was there to support Antifa and BLM by keeping the bad actors from torching private property but going after public property.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 20, 2021 05:52 PM (NZHHQ)

370 The hypoglossal nerve is the twelfth cranial nerve, and innervates all the extrinsic and intrinsic muscles of the tongue, except for the palatoglossus which is innervated by the vagus nerve.

It is a nerve with a solely motor function. The nerve arises from the hypoglossal nucleus in the medulla as a number of small rootlets, passes through the hypoglossal canal and down through the neck, and eventually passes up again over the tongue muscles it supplies into the tongue.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump / DeSantis - 2024 at July 20, 2021 05:58 PM (In5Sq)

371 "Uss Kamala" - They stole that space ship design from the movie Flesh Gordon.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at July 20, 2021 06:29 PM (MBTfp)

372 Texas Fleebaggers and Kamala: a confluence of super spreaders.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2021 06:31 PM (ohOLP)

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat