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Even More of the Worst of the Libs of TikTok

Just a general blob of mental illness as a pyrsyn of unknown gender identification says that some medical professionals told zim that ze had an unhealthy weight and that made zim feel bad. Ze "dreads medical appointments because of blatant fatphobia." Like, you know, doctors telling xher that she is massively overweight and that this bodes poorly for her health.

More shrieking about masks by another person with obvious mental problems.

Demanding that white parents race-shame their white children, and teach them to be deferential to black and brown people.

More racist attacks on white women, with no threat of censorship or deplatforming.

And even more attacks on white women.

"When I see an American flag, I immediately think, 'That person is probably a bigot. That person is probably a homophobe.'"

Leftwingers are the greatest patriots of all, though!

More obsessive, culty leftwingers writing songs to let their dads know they're gay.

Leftwinger thinks that Trump supporters live in a land of fantasy. Say, what are your pronouns, princess?

More lecturing about pronouns by people who plainly have subnormal intelligence.

And more lectures about pronouns -- now pronouns are not associated with gender. Now lesbians are identifying as "they/them" or "he/him" even if they consider themselves female.

So it's just about annoying the normies, huh?

This Mensa Chapter President ditzplains "they/them" pronouns.

More threats from transgenders. An actual death threat this time. (Well, it is a death threat, though it's not seriously meant (I assume). But the left routinely claims "Kill yourself" as a "death threat" and "f*** you" as a "r@pe threat.")

It's not just a cult, it's an extraordinarily trivial cult where they do "media studies" on Bechdel test examples in Jurassic Park.

Are you keeping up on your college loan repayments, sweetie, or are you expecting the rest of us to take care of those for ya?

"Body positivity" TikTok is the grossest TikTok.


The below specimen posts TikToks claiming she's a vampire.

vampire.jpg



Posted by: Ace at 03:59 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 02:59 PM (z5Vrg)

2 1?

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2021 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

3 oh well....

Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2021 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

4 I believe the Japanese call that chuunibyou.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:00 PM (z5Vrg)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Liberal = MISERAFUCKINGBLE

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I dont tik or tok

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 28, 2021 03:01 PM (yrol0)

8 Tik Tok: Mentally ill white women attacking mentally ill white women and men who either purposefully or unintentionally identify as mentally ill white women.

Posted by: Boswell at July 28, 2021 03:01 PM (5iUNf)

9 Again, can't watch these. However, willowed:

>Disclose.tv @disclosetv

JUST IN - Google mandates #COVID19 vaccines for all employees who will return to the company's offices (NYT)
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 02:55 PM (2o90I)

>Disclose.tv @disclosetv

JUST IN - Netflix mandates #COVID19 vaccines for casts, crew, and actors of their US productions, the first major Hollywood studio to do so (Deadline)
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 02:54 PM (2o90I)

Hmm, real coincidence that a bunch of the big entities are all announcing their clot shot mandates over the last two days.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2021 03:01 PM (DXFDM)

10 Seriously, woke white women are going to unbreed themselves out of existence.

If we can get control of the elementary education system, we may have a bright future ahead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

11 "When I see an American flag, I immediately think, 'That person is probably a bigot. That person is probably a homophobe.'"
++++
Have you considered moving?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (3p5uk)

12 I guess that one should let a black guy knock her up. Problem solved. I think that is what she has in mind anyway...

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (uUDKV)

13 willowed


Med Schools Are Now Denying Biological Sex

Professors are apologizing for saying 'male' and 'female.' Students are policing teachers. This is what it looks like when activism takes over medicine.



I hated when they started showing kids chastising their parents in tv shows and commercials. It is so beyond this now.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (2o90I)

14 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (xK9An)

15 11 "When I see an American flag, I immediately think, 'That person is probably a bigot. That person is probably a homophobe.'"
++++
Have you considered moving?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (3p5uk)

========

South Africa is beautiful this time of year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

16 Medical fat phobia.......

WTF!???!

When a physician tells you need to lose weight because you're morbidly obese, it's NOT because they FEAR you. They mostly fear FOR you, you dumb cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

17 "Vaccinated and ready to fuck."

Not with Adam Schiff's face hole or Nadler's gunt, dude.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (5aFbR)

18 Vamphobic statements resulting in biting?

If that's real, it might be the winner for the second half of this year. It's early, but that's going to be tough to dethrone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (3p5uk)

19 I can't wait until a doctor gets sued for telling a fat person they got diabetes because of their diet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

20

I'd like to start digging up people's buried grandparents, giving them covid, and killing them.

Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (AFSPU)

21 So. Much. Mental. Illness.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (m+jkK)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (arJlL)

23 (* Writes joke about biting lawyers. Thinks better of it. Deletes. *)

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (nfrXX)

24 Tinker's Damn Status

Could Give [ ]
Couldn't Give [X]

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (axyOa)

25
There's another name for the "Libs of Tik-Tok."

Yeah, it's These Are The Fucking Weirdos The Republicans In Congress Are Deathly Afraid Of.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (Pe17D)

26 The Left have more projection than a pumpkin toss competition taking place on the moon.

I would have freaked the Karens out at lunch today. I served myself and ate from the salad bar at Jason's Deli .

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (2DOZq)

27 >>I don't feel comfortable with the idea of having 100% white children

You mean "100% white human children," right, snowflake? Species-privilege.

Sheesh.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:04 PM (xK9An)

28 But Coach, she thick!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

29 23 (* Writes joke about biting lawyers. Thinks better of it. Deletes. *)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (nfrXX)

========

Who do you think you are?

Guillermo del Toro writing a movie about vampires?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

30 Staaahhhp!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 03:04 PM (wAnMi)

31 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM


Is that like Zod with more hops and a higher alcohol content?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (m+jkK)

32
Med Schools Are Now Denying Biological Sex

Professors are apologizing for saying 'male' and 'female.' Students are policing teachers. This is what it looks like when activism takes over medicine.



Ha.
Right.
Do that in my class at the university where I used to teach and lets see how far you go.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (axyOa)

33 ace, I don't know what's worse. The idea that you post these dregs of humanity for us to jeer at, or the idea that you search the interwebz to find them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (FYJ0A)

34 Not that I was ever in the running to go off and scoop up a teenage girl to marry, I'm going to go ahead and cross little miss "I don't want white babies" off the "possible wife" list just in case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (3p5uk)

35 >>I served myself and ate from the salad bar at Jason's Deli .Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 03:03 PM (2DOZq)

Did you lick the tongs?

Pro-style: Licking the tongs.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (xK9An)

36 lesbians are identifying as "they/them" or "he/him" even if they consider themselves female.

So it's just about annoying the normies, huh?
-----------

No it's about submission. They want to know if you will identify as their slave.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (4wD3j)

37 >"The Conservative Case for Starvation as a Political Weapon"

by David French
Posted by: JoeF. at July 28, 2021 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)

Ackshually the Holodomor was Good

Max "I escaped Soviet Russia" Boot

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (DXFDM)

38 Wen I see a liberal retard blowing stupidity I think "That retard probably needs a bullet, or that piece of imbecile shit probably needs a gas pipe across the head, or that dipshit probably needs some teeth knocked out".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (o2MD2)

39 Serious question... how did we get here?

Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb)

40 THOT Tik Tok is best Tik Tok
https://youtu.be/XVwCNbehiUs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (V6f9+)

41
Does anyone here have any idea what could possibly be considered a "vamphobic slur??"

I mean, what, "bloodsucker?"

"Fang?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (Pe17D)

42 39 It was a long march....

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (uUDKV)

43 39 Serious question... how did we get here?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb)

========

Pink Flamingos?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

44 >>Is that like Zod with more hops and a higher alcohol content? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (m+jkK)

Zod has a slightly higher alcohol content.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (xK9An)

45 You're a racist homophobe bigot if you fly the American flag.

Holy CRAP there's a metric fuckton of mentally damaged people in this country.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Vamphobia? When did that become a thing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)

47 Hipster Dork's t-shirt should read;

"All Vaxxed Up and No Place to Go"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (qAR6u)

48 Serious question... how did we get here?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb)
++++
Many, many years of consistent degradation in standards in every conceivable dimension.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:07 PM (3p5uk)

49 45 You're a racist homophobe bigot if you fly the American flag.

Holy CRAP there's a metric fuckton of mentally damaged people in this country.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

I need to put up an American flag...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

50 Who do you think you are?

Guillermo del Toro writing a movie about vampires?


I don't get it. I mean, for real. I've seen the name (that water creature movie a couple of years ago, right?) but I don't know the connection to vampires.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2021 03:07 PM (nfrXX)

51 So pretty rich white girl wants to have kids with non-white guy due to White Privilege.

Yeah, that sounds mentally healthy.

Also, no wonder most of the "refugees" we get are young, able bodied men.




Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:07 PM (DpkTQ)

52 When I see xym/they/zen ppls on Tik Tok, I think "at least the woke military is going to have poor recruits and soldiers when they try to Purge everyone else."

It'll be another war Milley loses.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (5aFbR)

53 The internet was a mistake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (kTF2Z)

54 If leprosy was still a problem today caring for lepers would be a phobia of some kind.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (cSyAR)

55 50 I don't get it. I mean, for real. I've seen the name (that water creature movie a couple of years ago, right?) but I don't know the connection to vampires.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2021 03:07 PM (nfrXX)

=========

He's put in more than one "lawyers are awful" jokes into his movies. There's one in Blade II, which is about vampires. And you said biting people. It all made sense and was hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

56 Leftwingers are the greatest patriots of all, though!

They are, don't you know?

They're all patriotic about "OUR DEMOCRACY"

It's America that's evil and racist and must be destroyed

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (qAR6u)

57 Who made the movie about the woman having sex with the fish monster? It was called something like "the color of water" I think?

That guy was just so far ahead of his time.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (DpkTQ)

58 I identify as a Pangalactic Gargleblaster. My pronouns are Stunning and Brave.

Bow down and worship me mortals!

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (BvNzB)

59 Ugh, this is all so awful. I never thought I'd be around to witness stuff like this.

All social media should be outlawed. It just encourages people with mental and emotional problems to air them in public instead of getting some help to deal with them.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (wyw4S)

60 This good-looking woman knows that all of the people mentioned in this post are bat-shit insane and not worthy of consideration:
https://is.gd/83clO3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (3p5uk)

61 Hmm, real coincidence that a bunch of the big entities are all announcing their clot shot mandates over the last two days.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

And the 1st one that takes the mandated vaccine and has an adverse reaction *owns* the company.
Yea!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (3xqfM)

62 50 Well he did Blade 2 and the vampire book series ( and tv series) The Strain

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (uUDKV)

63 >>43 39 Serious question... how did we get here?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb)

Xenu thetans volcano Travolta soup-cans polyester gaze.

Would you like to take a personality test?

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (xK9An)

64 It all boils down to "look at me!!!" and "Daddy was mean."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (okGHj)

65 57 Who made the movie about the woman having sex with the fish monster? It was called something like "the color of water" I think?

That guy was just so far ahead of his time.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (DpkTQ)

=======

The Shape of Water.

I was massively disappointed in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

66 And, of course, Hail Zod

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (V6f9+)

67 Dee Snider blames Disney for his Covid diagnosis.

This guy is such a twat.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (xPl2J)

68 The Blob was dreading her OB/GYN appointment?? What about the OB/GYN? She was probably drinking heavily when she The Blob on her appointment schedule.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

69 >> The internet was a mistake.

Letting the oligarchy take it over was the real mistake.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (Mzdiz)

70 Good Lord.

So much insanity.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (+tqLU)

71 Serious question... how did we get here? Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb
I used to celebrate the fact (in fact, occasionally on these here pages) that our society was so affluent that we could tolerate an unproductive (indeed, antiproductive) superstructure of these weirdos and the VP's of Sustainability and the Directors of Diversity for our amusement. I don't any more.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:09 PM (FYJ0A)

72 Body positivity == I'm too fat to care anymore, and too lazy if I wasn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (SchxB)

73 What does an immortal sociopath say on her deathbed?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (o2MD2)

74 >>All social media should be outlawed.
Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (wyw4S)

Zod Has Sent You A Friend Request. Like/Unlike.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (xK9An)

75 Dee Wallace > Dee Snider

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

76 Zod has a slightly higher alcohol content.
Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (xK9An)


It's three hours to go until I can have any alcohol content.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

77 But hey at least Shape of Water sparked an interest in fish man dildoes...

Posted by: steevy at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (uUDKV)

78 Anyone tell woman who doesn't want a %100 white child that's what BBC are For?
Maybe she doesnt know.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (Cxk7w)

79 ace, I don't know what's worse. The idea that you post these dregs of humanity for us to jeer at, or the idea that you search the interwebz to find them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Ace doesn't search for them; they come to him in the night.

Posted by: JT at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (arJlL)

80
Here's another way to look at that idiot Tik-Tokker (but I repeat myself) :

She has so much "white guilt" she's saying she needs to be PUNISHED with non-white children!

She and her stupid readers don't even realize she's a fucking racist. She is literally a White Supremacist with a guilty conscience.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (Pe17D)

81 It all boils down to "look at me!!!" and "Daddy was mean."
Posted by: tcn in AK
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (+tqLU)

82 "No one cared who I was until I put on the pronouns."

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (4wD3j)

83 >When I see xym/they/zen ppls on Tik Tok, I think "at least the woke military is going to have poor recruits and soldiers when they try to Purge everyone else."

It'll be another war Milley loses.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (5aFbR)

Hell, there was just a woke General who was crying about "block the haters" or something like that, and couldn't even handle the spicy bantz, thus locking his account to private.

I believe that "men without chests" may apply here.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (DXFDM)

84 At the risk of being controversial I'm going to say Maranatha! Lord Jesus come.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (cSyAR)

85 My white guilt is so prevalent that I don't feel comfortable with the idea of having 100% white children

So that's the Woke way of saying "I like big black dick"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (qAR6u)

86
The Shape of Water.

I was massively disappointed in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:09 P

It was cringe worthy

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (Zmnko)

87 It'll be another war Milley loses.
We lose wars because we don't really try to win them.
If/when the left formally declares war on the American people there will be none of that. Hell, Swalwell was threatening to nuke Jesusland - remember?
So sure their military will be fat and ball-less, but the pyrsyns pressing the buttons firing the missiles and dropping the bombs can be plenty pathetic and still kill a lot of us with ease.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (DpkTQ)

88 I'm going to go ahead and cross little miss "I don't want white babies" off the "possible wife" list just in case.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (3p5uk)
---------

Wise move. You might also want to cross off anyone with TikTok. Just to be safe.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (wyw4S)

89 My contempt for Leftists is growing daily.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (Cxk7w)

90 Wait...wut?

Tears are racist now?

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (+tqLU)

91 Does anyone here have any idea what could possibly be considered a "vamphobic slur??"

I mean, what, "bloodsucker?"

"Fang?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (Pe17D)

I think that stupid gay ass vampire series on Showtime, True Blood, had a 'God Hates Fangs' schtick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (V6f9+)

92 Holy CRAP there's a metric fuckton of mentally damaged people in this country.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Going metric was the first mistake...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (okGHj)

93 "All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."

God's lonely man.

Posted by: this never gets old at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (m/Gc2)

94 >And the 1st one that takes the mandated vaccine and has an adverse reaction *owns* the company.
Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (3xqfM)

LOL

--Hawaiian judge

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (DXFDM)

95 Who made the movie about the woman having sex with the fish monster? It was called something like "the color of water" I think?
-------
Guillermo del Toro. And the AoSHQ Style Guide requires that it be referred to as "That Fish Banging Picture".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (7CyHK)

96 obsessive, culty leftwingers writing songs to let their dads know they're gay
.......

Somehow, I think Dad already knew.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

97
Don't worry. In the face colander times, which are coming, and coming this decade, these people will die quickly. They are useless, and they will die like slugs with salt poured on them, writhing in agony.

Their bodies may be useful as sandbags in a pinch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (Mzdiz)

98 I hate to bring this up, but did anyone happen to notice the biological gender of all these loons? Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (o2MD2)

99 53 The internet was a mistake.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (kTF2Z)

YUP. Mental illness is now a communicable disease because of it. And it's getting worse.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (BvNzB)

100 >>It's three hours to go until I can have any alcohol content. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

Drink.

(Sigh).

Do it now.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (xK9An)

101 how do fat leftists square their weight with their belief in global warming? when do they cut their consumption of food and energy? a Prius full of fatties uses as much gas as an Excursion.

Posted by: x at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (oA+QO)

102 What does an immortal sociopath say on her deathbed?

I'd rather not have the stake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (SchxB)

103 The number of people in this country with some semblance of sanity is dwindling every day... and more of them are taking a look at these fucktards and thinking; "nah... they'll be fine on their own." We all know they won't. And we all don't give a shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (BFigT)

104 THOT Tik Tok is best Tik Tok
https://youtu.be/XVwCNbehiUs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM (V6f9+)


https://youtu.be/iZ1UdYOrR3E

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Does Ace escape the stress of exploring the leftwing sewer by building shelving units?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (cSyAR)

106 At the risk of being controversial I'm going to say Maranatha! Lord Jesus come.
___

I pray that every day.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (+tqLU)

107 Wise move. You might also want to cross off anyone with TikTok. Just to be safe.
Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (wyw4S)
++++
If I ever meet a woman of the right age who says, "I don't have any social media accounts" then I might propose on the spot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (3p5uk)

108 Vamphobic statements resulting in biting?

If that's real, it might be the winner for the second half of this year. It's early, but that's going to be tough to dethrone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Bust a cap in her ass dead center. As her lifeblood leaks out, remind her she's not actually dying, as lead won't kill a vampire.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (AmeQT)

109 So sure their military will be fat and ball-less, but the pyrsyns pressing the buttons firing the missiles and dropping the bombs can be plenty pathetic and still kill a lot of us with ease.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (DpkTQ)


If the missiles launch. You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (jOcSX)

110 Zod Has Sent You A Friend Request. Like/Unlike.
Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (xK9An)
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If you found me on any social media, it's an impostor.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (wyw4S)

111 Serious question... how did we get here?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb)

The media and turning away from God but mostly turning away from God.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (4wD3j)

112
She's saying I Need To Atone, So Punish Me With Black Babies!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (Pe17D)

113 When I see xym/they/zen ppls on Tik Tok, I think "at
least the woke military is going to have poor recruits and soldiers
when they try to Purge everyone else."
It'll be another war Milley loses. Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (5aFbR)

Too early in the thread to go too OT, but as I've posted before, it's odd that the half of the population without the guns is oppressing the half of the population that has the guns and knows how to use them. That is not a sustainable turn of events.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (FYJ0A)

114 What does an immortal sociopath say on her deathbed?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 28, 2021 03:10 PM (o2MD2)

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I...wish...I'd...given...more...people...tetanus...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (kTF2Z)

115 Chubby unattractive women aren't vampires, its in all the lore.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (cGlgB)

116 The birth rate for unwed mothers in the black community is around 75% . It has been that for decades. The birth rate for unwed white women is 30% , almost doubled in last two decades. That number is deceiving though because about 50% of those births have a black father.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (2DOZq)

117 https://youtu.be/iZ1UdYOrR3E
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Ah, Tex Avery....he'd be Canceled today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 28, 2021 03:13 PM (V6f9+)

118 I think that stupid gay ass vampire series on Showtime, True Blood, had a 'God Hates Fangs' schtick.
Old bible-thumper meme: Gay people are like vampires preying on society.

New woke meme: Gay people are like vampires preying on society. But like they are the oppressed ones.

These people are crazy.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (DpkTQ)

119 What does an immortal sociopath say on her deathbed?
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"You know what you did."

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (4wD3j)

120 She's got thighs like 2 steamship rounds of beef.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

121 Love how she just assumes she is 100% white.

Most white people are mutts.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (49Exr)

122 You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (jOcSX)


Especially if there are acts of industrial sabotage in the supply chain. Just saying.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (FYJ0A)

123 If I ever meet a woman of the right age who says, "I don't have any social media accounts" then I might propose on the spot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Ask her, "bolt action or semi?"

If she replies, "belt fed", take her to the Justice of the Peace immediately.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (AmeQT)

124 Could we start a campaign asking white women to not have white children? And we can offer tax-payer funded sterilization. Because you never know - even if you boink a black guy, the child might very well look white. In fact, chances are good the black guy has some white in him, so that would mean your child is mostly white. Which is the same as all white. So please ladies, for the good of the planet, sterilize.

Oh sure, you say "I'll just have an abortion." But, what if you can't? What if the white supremacist Christians take over? What if you go into a coma from inexpensive bath salts? Are you willing to take the risk?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)

125 56 Leftwingers are the greatest patriots of all, though!

They are, don't you know?

They're all patriotic about "OUR DEMOCRACY"

It's America that's evil and racist and must be destroyed

Especially Liz Cheney, she is so advanced in her thinking and ready to impeach Trump a third time if necessary!

Posted by: Schiff collaborator Liz Cheney at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (VoKVv)

126 >>86 The Shape of Water.

Is that the one where the wallflower scientist has sex with Aquaman?

So weird.

Wait.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (xK9An)

127 109 So sure their military will be fat and ball-less, but the pyrsyns pressing the buttons firing the missiles and dropping the bombs can be plenty pathetic and still kill a lot of us with ease.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (DpkTQ)

If the missiles launch. You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (jOcSX)

I'm sure all their college graduates will be able to manage things. With their ethnic studies degrees.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:15 PM (z5Vrg)

128 Probably mentioned already but Dusty Hill is mort.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 03:15 PM (2DOZq)

129 They all look alike the boys and the girls

Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2021 03:15 PM (gmo/4)

130 Zod is bolt-action until he is semi.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:15 PM (xK9An)

131 126 >>86 The Shape of Water.

Is that the one where the wallflower scientist has sex with Aquaman?

So weird.

Wait.
Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (xK9An)

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Well, cleaning lady, but yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

132 If I ever meet a woman of the right age who says, "I don't have any social media accounts" then I might propose on the spot.

Bonus points if she has no tats or body piercings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

133 Are there sexual positions that reduce whiteness in children?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (cSyAR)

134 You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Especially if there are acts of industrial sabotage in the supply chain. Just saying.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Already seeing it. Grocery store shelves are getting barer and barer.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (AmeQT)

135 More obsessive, culty leftwingers writing songs to let their dads know they're gay.
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I suspect that that didn't come as a great shock to that guy's dad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

136 122 You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (jOcSX)


Especially if there are acts of industrial sabotage in the supply chain. Just saying.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:14 PM (FYJ0A)

Be the wrecker that communists accuse you of being!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (z5Vrg)

137 Look at the time. Gin calls.

Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (xK9An)

138 135 More obsessive, culty leftwingers writing songs to let their dads know they're gay.
------------------

I suspect that that didn't come as a great shock to that guy's dad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

=========

"You're a homophobe because you figured it out before I revealed it to you."
-Probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

139 If the missiles launch. You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it.
Yeah the left has an answer to this - all the stuff you rubes do is easy. Either we'll figure it out or we'll import more central American peasants to do it.

It doesn't matter that they are wrong, because it lets them believe they don't need us.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (DpkTQ)

140 Vamphobia?

Everyone's got a gimmick now!
https://tinyurl.com/b5ex573u

Which is half of what the pronoun nonsense is about
50% Control Freak wants to make you jump
50% Attention Whore needs to be "unique"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 03:17 PM (49Exr)

141 Serious question... how did we get here?

By wanting to avoid conflict and mistakenly thinking that ignoring or patronizing (or anything other than bitch-smacking back into the closet) the first few attention whores would make them just go away.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2021 03:17 PM (nfrXX)

142 Yeah the left has an answer to this - all the stuff you rubes do is easy. Either we'll figure it out or we'll import more central American peasants to do it.

It doesn't matter that they are wrong, because it lets them believe they don't need us.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (DpkTQ)

CHAZ farming will be implemented nation-wide to resolve the food shortages.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:17 PM (z5Vrg)

143 The brain damaged on display in this post are very helpful in identification because they make themselves look damaged with hair style, tattoos and piercings.

Makes it VERY easy to avoid all contact completely.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

144 If you found me on any social media, it's an impostor.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:12 PM (wyw4S)

As opposed to AoSHQ..Anti-Social Media Rocks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (Q9lwr)

145 I don't understand this weird trend of recording one's tiktok meltdown in one's car. Why?

Anyway, isn't that insensitive to people who don't have cars to scream in?

Posted by: April at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (X/A4v)

146 Serious question... how did we get here?

Nobody likes the answer to that question.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

147 In my experience most gays cause little shock when they come out.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (cSyAR)

148 Zod has a slightly higher alcohol content.
Posted by: ZOD at July 28, 2021 03:06 PM


I intend to shortly. It's been that kind of day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (m+jkK)

149 In other lib news, Barry Hussein is throwing himself a 60th birfday party, and the usual suspects are flying in on their private jets (Oprah, the Clooneys).

Praying his Martha's Vineyard house experiences a tsunami.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

150 I reject the idea of God, because you can't prove He exists.

I am a rainbow sparkle unicorn, because that is what I say I am at this moment, and that is proof enough.

-same damned (probably literally) people.

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (Ojki1)

151 Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk
https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (4I/2K)

152 Sidebar/Krashen
I watched a few videos and read some his theory summaries but no where did I see how you "read" your way to understanding the language. I watch an enormous number of East Asian films and even understand a few phrases now without reading the subtitles but if I opened a book written in Thai I'd have zero clue what I was looking at.
Anyone have a link to clear things up?

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (DB16e)

153 The Shape of Water.

I was massively disappointed in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021


***
The basic concept sounded like a novelette in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction back in the days when they published real SF and fantasy. Some of their stuff was pretty literary, but usually they had some good stories in there. Maybe a Harlan Ellison story, which was what this movie's synopsis sounded like.

In practice, though it was a beautifully-photographed movie, it wound up being dull.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (/XOcP)

154 When I see xym/they/zen ppls on Tik Tok, I think "at least the woke military is going to have poor recruits and soldiers when they try to Purge everyone else."

It'll be another war Milley loses.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (5aFbR)


Except Milley's Heroes won't be constrained by ROE. The first Army unit to go full My Lai on a MAGA group will get the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (2JVJo)

155 Not too far in the future you're gonna have to come out as NOT gay.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (4wD3j)

156 Yep, CBD. This is the closest I come to having social media.

And even this is too depressing for me most of the time these days. I think I need to subscribe to the Hallmark Channel or something.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (wyw4S)

157 Praying his Martha's Vineyard house experiences a tsunami.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

I'd dedicate the rest of my life to Neptune if that happened.

Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (UuD2k)

158 Pretty much every girlfriend I've had, "Hey could you go like my pictures on Facebook/whatever platform".
Err...why?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (DpkTQ)

159 151 Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk
https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (4I/2K)

========

Written for Hatari!.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

160 The soy is strong with these folx.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (vuisn)

161 In other lib news, Barry Hussein is throwing himself a 60th birfday party, and the usual suspects are flying in on their private jets (Oprah, the Clooneys).

At first glance I read they're flying in in their private parts

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (cSyAR)

162 Where the fuck are Republicans with an ounce of courage? They are as flaccid as David French's wiener.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

163 You'll never see a study on why a large percentage of serial killers are homosexual.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (2DOZq)

164 We already had Theeee social event of the season, what can Barry possibly shake together???

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (GZ+At)

165 Are there sexual positions that reduce whiteness in children?


Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (cSyAR)


Anal.


Oh..wait...that's how you get lawyers. Never mind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (Q9lwr)

166 Be the wrecker that communists accuse you of being! Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:16 PM (z5Vrg)


I mean, do you think the contractors who work on military bases and maintain and supply 75 percent of the stuff and who are overrepresented with veterans are just as woke? Not likely. I betcha they would have a hard time rolling a convoy to do any kind of direct action.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (FYJ0A)

167
Mentioned late in the previous by someone else:

fake news pervert donk lemon says unvaxxed should'nt be allowed to go shopping

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (Pe17D)

168 >>> I dont feel comfortable with the idea of having 100% white children

I do not feel comfortable with her procreating. If she has kids, they will grow up with their mother teaching them to loathe half of themselves Kaepernick style. Not healthy.

I knew a girl that came from an unstable home. She did not want kids because she knew she would try to create a safe, good home for them, and secretly resent them for having the stable home she never had. Yikes.

Some people just should not raise humans if they cannot let their own baggage go.

Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (hujDw)

169 The brain damaged on display in this post are very helpful in identification because they make themselves look damaged with hair style, tattoos and piercings.

Makes it VERY easy to avoid all contact completely.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021


***
I suggested this as a T-shirt idea this morning:

"Thank You For Wearing a Mask -- It Marks You as an Idiot"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (/XOcP)

170 156 Yep, CBD. This is the closest I come to having social media.

And even this is too depressing for me most of the time these days. I think I need to subscribe to the Hallmark Channel or something.
Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (wyw4S)

Hallmark Channel spends a lot of time promoting 'you can always find someone better'. Friendly warning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (z5Vrg)

171 Bechdel tests on Jurassic Park? Isn't there only one woman in that movie aside from the annoying kids?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (LYEvi)

172 163 You'll never see a study on why a large percentage of serial killers are homosexual.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (2DOZq)

Having mothers that were prostitutes is a recurring theme though.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (UuD2k)

173 Even More of the Worst of the Libs of TikTok

Once upon a time, the Travelling Circus Freakshow would visit a town once a year and then it would move on. Buy a ticket, gawk at the rare, and count your blessings that you weren't "cursed". Or laugh at the obviously absurd. Then go home and live normally like your family did for generations.

Now the New-And-Improved Freakshow has moved into every space of your being and is being celebrated as gifts to humanity while you're encouraged to join the entourage.

Wonderland is getting stupider and loonier, Alice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (aXxgO)

174 Remember when we all thought that reality would bitch slap these idiots when they got out in the real world? Good times.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (kTF2Z)

175 My new question when evaluating a primary care physician:

"Do you believe there are only two genders?"

Because if a medical practitioner will the plain science of even that ain't I am trusting him/her/xer/xis/his/foo/dingaling/incel/ghey with my medical care.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (hQVBP)

176 The first Army unit to go full My Lai on a MAGA group will get the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
___

Individuals receive the CMH.

Units receive the Presidential Unit Citation.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (+tqLU)

177 I wonder if Joe and Jill will get an invite to the puppet master's party?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

178 Did they show The Shape of Water on airplanes? Because that must have been fun for people looking at their neighbor's screen.
That woman is full frontal naked. And the guy she is jumping on is...a FISH?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (DpkTQ)

179 Pretty much every girlfriend I've had, "Hey could you go like my pictures on Facebook/whatever platform".
Err...why?
Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (DpkTQ)
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To show that you care, in part, and in larger part to show off to her friends on social media that she has a boyfriend who's totally into her and thus get more engagement and more little dopamine hits.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (3p5uk)

180 "When I see an American Flag, I immediately think "That person is probably a bigot". "That person is probably a homophobe".
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When I read a comment like that, I immediately think "That person is like a mad dog". "That person needs to be put down".

Posted by: From that time at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (4780s)

181 Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk
https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c
Posted by: Count de Monet


Love that song. The St. Louis Zoo used to have a kid's program on Sunday mornings and that was the theme song.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:21 PM (AmeQT)

182 These people are future inventory for psychiatrists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

183 Since I'm a white male way past 29 and therefore a racist, supremacist and Nazi; anyone with a social media account should be sterilized.


Hare, Hunter, Field...

Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (gmo/4)

184 Serious question... how did we get here?

Nobody likes the answer to that question.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)


People enslaved to their vices don't like the answer to that question. I believe we touched on that yesterday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (2JVJo)

185 And even this is too depressing for me most of the
time these days.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (wyw4S)

Hang out with the cool kids for the first 100 comments in the Art Thread! But you will have to tolerate some awful punning.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (Q9lwr)

186 Serious question... how did we get here?

Nobody likes the answer to that question.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)


Letting the days go by.....water flowing underground.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

187 These people are future inventory for psychiatrists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (YqDXo)
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I would be willing to bet non-trivial amounts of money that the vast majority of them are in the current inventory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (3p5uk)

188 The first Army unit to go full My Lai on a MAGA group will get the Congressional Medal of Honor. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (2JVJo)
They have to leave the base sometime. Indeed, the base is probably dependent on electricity, food, and water from off base. And don't forget, most of them have families.
It would be good to have a campaign to remind active duty military that the Nuremberg defense didn't work.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (FYJ0A)

189 Hallmark Channel spends a lot of time promoting 'you can always find someone better'. Friendly warning.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (z5Vrg)
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Well, thanks. I was only kidding anyway because we don't even have cable and plus I knew they went woke with gay marriage.

I'll just go fold laundry which is always my default when things go downhill. At least we will all have clean underwear in our drawers.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:23 PM (wyw4S)

190 Please contribute to Republicans so we can have more feckless clowns like me who couldn't find courage with a compass, map and GPS.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Platitudinous Anus at July 28, 2021 03:23 PM (phYRn)

191 177 I wonder if Joe and Jill will get an invite to the puppet master's party?

Can you tell me more about this party?

Posted by: Schiff collaborator Liz Cheney at July 28, 2021 03:23 PM (VoKVv)

192 Anal.


Oh..wait...that's how you get lawyers. Never mind.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (Q9lwr)

That made me laugh.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:23 PM (cSyAR)

193 You all remember Smokey and the Bandit, right?

Yeah, that was about me.

Posted by: Puddinhead "Junior" Biden at July 28, 2021 03:23 PM (sWM8x)

194 Letting the days go by.....water flowing underground.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
But days go by and still I think of you...
https://youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (3p5uk)

195 177 I wonder if Joe and Jill will get an invite to the puppet master's party?


Would you invite Joe?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (cSyAR)

196 Hey, how about that Jim "Google" Jordan. Can that guy talk a good game and do nothing substantive or what!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Platitudinous Anus at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (phYRn)

197 You're only sane if you refuse to play their games, and mock the fruit loops openly.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (8iyB1)

198 They have to leave the base sometime. Indeed, the base is probably dependent on electricity, food, and water from off base. And don't forget, most of them have families.
It would be good to have a campaign to remind active duty military that the Nuremberg defense didn't work.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Most have families and not everyone has on base housing. Bad juju follows.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (AmeQT)

199 where did the idea of COVaxxinated pyrsyns carrying a much higher viral load come from?
Because I'm starting to see it online and I don't know the source. Is it a study of some sort?

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (DJFLF)

200 My buddy Mitch McConell says everyone should get the vaccine. I mean with friends like that, who needs Frank Luntz?

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Platitudinous Anus at July 28, 2021 03:25 PM (phYRn)

201 I thought TikTok was for younger people.

Everyone looks to be in their mid to late 30s.

Posted by: MJ at July 28, 2021 03:25 PM (zwDuR)

202 I didn't actually write the song, but everybody knows I was first to say "Looks Like We Gotta Convoy..."

Posted by: Puddinhead "Junior" Biden at July 28, 2021 03:25 PM (sWM8x)

203 Having mothers that were prostitutes is a recurring theme though. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (UuD2k)

Richrd Pryor dealt with it in a lot healthier way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:25 PM (FYJ0A)

204 I thought TikTok was for younger people.

Everyone looks to be in their mid to late 30s.

Posted by: MJ at July 28, 2021 03:25 PM (zwDuR)
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So older than all of us, you're saying.

Posted by: bluebell at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (wyw4S)

205 Will Clean Pool for Room and Boats. Hand jobs are extra.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Platitudinous Anus at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (phYRn)

206 Most have families and not everyone has on base housing. Bad juju follows.
Posted by: rickb223
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Ft. Hood, for example, has way more personnel living off-post than on.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (+tqLU)

207 "it's odd that the half of the population without the guns is oppressing the half of the population that has the guns and knows how to use them."

They threw rocks at the junkyard dog and nothing happened, so they assume it's safe to tear the place apart.

orrysay , usingyay arablepay ecausebay itchway untershay aboutyay

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (49Exr)

208 I've had one Suffering Bastard should I have another?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (cSyAR)

209 Pretty much every girlfriend I've had, "Hey could you go like my pictures on Facebook/whatever platform".
Err...why?
Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021
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To show that you care, in part, and in larger part to show off to her friends on social media that she has a boyfriend who's totally into her and thus get more engagement and more little dopamine hits.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021


***
Hey, if we'd had the 'Net social media in 1981-85, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I might have had our own Pronhub channel. She'd have been one hell of a hit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (/XOcP)

210 Had a long-ish meeting at church last night that had me coming away angry and depressed. ONE woman, who is a nice person and a conservative, is back to wearing a mask All The Time now. And because our idiot county commissioner has issued a mask mandate for all public schools and government buildings, she believes we need to force a mask mandate on our church.


I like her, but I got into an argument with her. People are finally filling the pews, are happy, and we have loads of new things going on, and this nut wants to discourage people and even keep them away because Muh Mask.


At any rate, all the others at the meeting, including the pastor, were in agreement with me.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

211 Where the fuck are Republicans with an ounce of courage? They are as flaccid as David French's wiener.


Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2021 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the other freshman female rep I can't remember. Ron DeSantisRand Paul
all the state reps doing the audits

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (DJFLF)

212 16 Medical fat phobia.......

WTF!???!

When a physician tells you need to lose weight because you're morbidly obese, it's NOT because they FEAR you. They mostly fear FOR you, you dumb cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

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"Phobia" apparently no longer means "fear of" these days. Instead, it means "does not accept my beliefs".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:27 PM (CAJOC)

213 I really should have been an auctioneer. Nobody can talk repetitive nonsense better then me.

Sold!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy's Platitudinous Anus at July 28, 2021 03:27 PM (phYRn)

214 I thought tiktok was for busty woman, scantily clad. And commie spyware.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:27 PM (LYEvi)

215 Congrats, Ace!. You have a high tolerance level for pain, because I don't even want to look at any of these very strange and violent leftists, but thanks for taking the time to keep us informed, and thanks for the evening videos of sweet and cute animals or what's- his-name the wrestling reporting guy who narrates anything now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 03:27 PM (k39e/)

216 Ft. Hood, for example, has way more personnel living off-post than on.
Posted by: SMH

Spread out between Killeen, Copperas Cove & Belton.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:27 PM (AmeQT)

217 If now we have vampires walking around, should I start carrying a wooden sharpened stick?

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)

218 Fully Vaccinated Alaska Cruise Passenger Tests Positive for CCP Virus

or is it the flu?

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (2o90I)

219 ++++
But days go by and still I think of you...
https://youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (3p5uk)



It DOES remind me that I really hate autotune.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

220 I didn't actually write the song, but everybody knows I was first to say "Looks Like We Gotta Convoy..."
Posted by: Puddinhead "Junior" Biden at July 28, 2021 03:25 PM (sWM8x)

Izzat you, Rubber Duck? C'mon back.

Posted by: Pigpen at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (4I/2K)

221 186 Serious question... how did we get here?

Nobody likes the answer to that question.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

Letting the days go by.....water flowing underground


God, I miss the 80s. I miss the Gipper.

I've always enjoyed "No Country for Old Men." Now, seeing these headlines, I think I can actually relate to it.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (9LYIb)

222 Most have families and not everyone has on base housing. Bad juju follows. Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (AmeQT)
Which is why 9 times out of 10, if there were a deliberate order to attack fellow Americans, the end result would likely be mutiny. Which is why that order would almost never be given, because everyone knows it. That's not to say that a lunatic commander couldn't brainwash a small lunatic unit. But that's a very farfetched scenario.
Hi, Bob from NSA!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (FYJ0A)

223 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

I am glad that you spoke up, dear (It's important!) and that the pastor and others agreed with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (k39e/)

224 It's very easy to get into a lot of trouble in Killeen, TX. Just take my word for it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

225 Hey, if we'd had the 'Net social media in 1981-85, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I might have had our own Pronhub channel. She'd have been one hell of a hit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (/XOcP)

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Hmmm.... married, and gettin' it on? Seems a bit suspect...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (CAJOC)

226 Serious question... how did we get here? Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:05 PM (9LYIb)

Ever hear the line "Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad"?

Welcome to that writ large, you really can't argue that humans don't have it coming if you look at the shit we've allowed to occur.

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (Ojki1)

227 @179 Joe Mannix (Not a cop)-......and draw attention from other guys so she has a backup when you no longer cut it. There is always the plan B guy that slides into her DM's. Women always have a backup to you or have their eye on one.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (0jZnq)

228 Spread out between Killeen, Copperas Cove & Belton.
Posted by: rickb223
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Nolanville, Temple, Gatesville also.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (+tqLU)

229 Harker Heights.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (+tqLU)

230 Well. Quite a stroll thru the mental ward.

At least most of 'em won't reproduce.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (F0YaR)

231 Why can't these people be expelled from society and forced to shout Insane, insane every where they go?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (cSyAR)

232 AZ deplorable moron: "And the 1st one that takes the mandated vaccine and has an adverse reaction *owns* the company.
Yea!"


No because these companies making the vaccines are getting "Get Out of Jail Free Cards" by the Feds. You can be sure the companies will be just as protected since it's all a giant pipeline of distribution of product by everyone on the same team.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (aXxgO)

233 Jane, How is D'oh Boy's hand?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (YOLLS)

234 The examples in this post demand a national conversation on common sense millennial control.

Posted by: flounder at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (KnJdm)

235 Well. Quite a stroll thru the mental ward.

At least most of 'em won't reproduce.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (F0YaR)


But, will be allowed to adopt and destroy more and more minds.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Hey Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (+tqLU)

237 Which is why that order would almost never be given,
because everyone knows it. That's not to say that a lunatic commander
couldn't brainwash a small lunatic unit. But that's a very farfetched
scenario.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:29 PM (FYJ0A)

How far down into the officer's ranks does the rot extend? When an avowed communist can graduate the USMA, I think we have reached the point at which we can no longer count on the "order would almost never be given..."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Q9lwr)

238 217 If now we have vampires walking around, should I start carrying a wooden sharpened stick?
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)

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Great line in Hotel Transylvania, as Dracula is being quizzed by the human guy about vampire lore, the guy asks "Stakes to the heart?", to which Drac replies, "Yeah, who wouldn't that kill?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (CAJOC)

239 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

240
Jane, How is D'oh Boy's hand?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (YOLLS)

Did he punch a hippie?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)

241 234 The examples in this post demand a national conversation on common sense millennial control.
Posted by: flounder at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (KnJdm)

Some of these are clearly too young to be millennials.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (z5Vrg)

242 I HAVE NO FRONT HOLE.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE LIZ CHENEY HANDS at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Pzzpr)

243 >>> Serious question... how did we get here?

Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times

I have indicated where we are in the cycle.

Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (hujDw)

244 How far down into the officer's ranks does the rot extend? When an avowed communist can graduate the USMA, I think we have reached the point at which we can no longer count on the "order would almost never be given..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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At least to the Company Commander level.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (+tqLU)

245 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE LIZ CHENEY HANDS at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

246 230 Well. Quite a stroll thru the mental ward.

At least most of 'em won't reproduce.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (F0YaR)


Considering the current state of affairs I would not be the least bit surprised to find our betters in government were funding efforts to figure out how to clone them.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (lElTE)

247 Dangit blog removed my arrows. We are in the last two lines of the cycle.

Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (hujDw)

248 225 Hmmm.... married, and gettin' it on? Seems a bit suspect...
eh. newlyweds. to paraphrase an old greeting card: "when you first get married it's triweekly. later on it's try weekly. finally, it's try weakly".

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (v3pYe)

249 It DOES remind me that I really hate autotune.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Patti Page is the only one who should ever do autotune.

And I am not even sure what she was doing was technically autotune and not layering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (LYEvi)

250 "Women always have a backup to you or have their eye on one."

True. I've known women who never get their feet wet. They don't end a relationship until they have a new one ready.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (49Exr)

251 I thought they kicked the commie out of West Point.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Y5qcH)

252 How far down into the officer's ranks does the rot
extend? When an avowed communist can graduate the USMA, I think we have
reached the point at which we can no longer count on the "order would
almost never be given..." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Q9lwr)

Lieutenant Spenser Rapone's platoon sergeant would tell him to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (FYJ0A)

253 I have bad news for the "vampire" thingy. Your bite victim's parents have every right to sue you on her behalf, because you committed a battery. She doesn't have to have tetanus to have a cause of action against you. Because human mouths are full of bacteria, and a mouth on vermin like you is probably even filthier than a normal human mouth, your victim's doctor may have given her a tetanus shot as a precaution against infection. But even if that didn't happen, you still assaulted the other student with your vile mouth, which is a tort, and actionable at law.

I hope the parents do sue you. You are a violent, entitled imbecile, and you are quite obviously in need of an expensive lesson. You do not have the right to physically assault others simply because they do not choose to join you in your silly delusions about being a vampire. Grow the hell up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (k4dH2)

254 87 It'll be another war Milley loses.
We lose wars because we don't really try to win them.
If/when the left formally declares war on the American people there will be none of that. Hell, Swalwell was threatening to nuke Jesusland - remember?
So sure their military will be fat and ball-less, but the pyrsyns pressing the buttons firing the missiles and dropping the bombs can be plenty pathetic and still kill a lot of us with ease.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:11 PM (DpkTQ)

Jesusland and farm land have a good deal of overlap. And while you can nuke it, that would be pretty much text book definition of Pyric victory when you discover the food at the 7-11 doesn't just magically appear there.

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Ojki1)

255 Heading to Florida tomorrow for the funeral of the last of my uncles. He was 98, sharp as a tack, but the lock down did him in.

He was in assisted living in Tallahassee and called me one day, sounding depressed for the first time in his life. He and all the other people in his building were confined to their rooms, alone, for six months. He couldn't see his daughter and son-in-law who lived two miles away, and only saw one person who brought his breakfast, lunch and dinner. He wasn't even allowed to go outside and sit in a rocker in the garden and get sun and fresh air.

He was essentially in solitary confinement. And it broke him.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

256 At any rate, all the others at the meeting, including the pastor, were in agreement with me.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

Good on you. Stand your ground. These mask idiots need to feel the pain of their ignorance.

Posted by: flounder at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)

257 Bechdel tests on Jurassic Park? Isn't there only one woman in that movie aside from the annoying kids?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (LYEvi)

Some of the dinos are female.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (4wD3j)

258 How far down into the officer's ranks does the rot extend? When an avowed communist can graduate the USMA, I think we have reached the point at which we can no longer count on the "order would almost never be given..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Given? Yeah. Not followed and fragged? No idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (AmeQT)

259 Somewhere I hear spooky organ music playing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (cSyAR)

260 >I think we have reached the point at which we can no longer count on the "order would almost never be given..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Q9lwr)

That kind of statement feels like whistling past the graveyard to me.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (DXFDM)

261 How far down into the officer's ranks does the rot extend? When an avowed communist can graduate the USMA, I think we have reached the point at which we can no longer count on the "order would almost never be given..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Q9lwr)

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The rot doesn't extend very far into the enlisted ranks which is who would have to carry out the order.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

262 11 "When I see an American flag, I immediately think, 'That person is probably a bigot. That person is probably a homophobe.'"
++++
Have you considered moving?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:02 PM (3p5uk)


Normally, I'd recommend Cuba. But, with the sudden appearance of American flags there, I guess Triggy McTriggerface wouldn't like it there, either.

Also: thanks, Ace, for the addition of "ditzplain" to my lexicon.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (DTX3h)

263 And the 1st one that takes the mandated vaccine and has an adverse reaction *owns* the company.
Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (3xqfM)

Given Netflix's debt, winning ownership of Netflix would also be a textbook case of Pyric Victory.

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (Ojki1)

264 A press release today by Judicial Watch needs as much attention as possible from patriots across the country... Facebook, ..., worked directly with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to fight Covid-19 "misinformation" and to spread "trusted facts" to the masses. Moreover, they gave the CDC free advertising to the tune of $3.5 million. Let's cut to the chase. This is as clear of an indicator as we've seen that Facebook is the for-profit wing of the U.S. government (and likely the CCP) that acts as their arbiter-of-truth. They should not be given Section 230 protections for this and various other reasons, including censorship of conservative ideologies and complete lack of attention to user privacy.But there's another disturbing revelation that comes from all of this. The collusion between the CDC and Facebook didn't start in June, 2020, when the rush to control the narrative was believed to have started. It wasn't earlier in March, 2020, when the U.S. government first launched "15 Days to Slow the Spread." Facebook and the CDC started coordinating their propaganda efforts in January, 2020, long before Covid-19 was called Covid-19 and barely on the radar

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (2o90I)

265 240
Jane, How is D'oh Boy's hand?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (YOLLS)

Did he punch a hippie?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)

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If so, I recommend a tetanus shot and a two-week course of antibiotics.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (CAJOC)

266 These people are future inventory for psychiatrists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm pretty sure those people are future psychiatrists.

Posted by: April at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (X/A4v)

267 SMH, Hugs, Darlin' and for Ex-ex too

Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (YOLLS)

268 There was a special on History channel like ten years ago about vampires, and they talked about people who identity as psychological vampires, people who drain the emotional essence from others to sustain themselves.

I think that definition includes all the thirsty wannabe influencers on TikTok.

Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (hujDw)

269 He was essentially in solitary confinement. And it broke him.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Jane, I am so sorry. People need to hang for this.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (AmeQT)

270 osted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

I'm sorry; That is a heartbreaking story. Somebody down the road a few miles from me has a sign up saying, "Isolation also kills."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (k39e/)

271 Hey, if we'd had the 'Net social media in 1981-85, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I might have had our own Pronhub channel. She'd have been one hell of a hit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021

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Hmmm.... married, and gettin' it on? Seems a bit suspect...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021


***
With each other, I meant. We were young, and I was stupid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (/XOcP)

272 Some of these are clearly too young to be millennials.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (z5Vrg)

Fair. Who do you think they get it from?

Posted by: flounder at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (KnJdm)

273 257 Bechdel tests on Jurassic Park? Isn't there only one woman in that movie aside from the annoying kids?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:20 PM (LYEvi)

Some of the dinos are female.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (4wD3j)

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Most of the dinos are female. The ones that aren't are trans-males.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (CAJOC)

274 Just when you thought that Twitter was THE place for the world's lunatics to hang out, along comes Tik-Tok.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (0oQI3)

275 I thought they kicked the commie out of West Point. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Y5qcH)

No, he graduated. He was reported by a member of the academic faculty who got wise to him, and the chain of command didn't take it seriously. All the news about him came out after he had already been commissioned. I think his unit (10th Mountain Division) dealt with him. He was a former enlisted Ranger who had served in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (FYJ0A)

276 I have indicated where we are in the cycle.

Looked you were trying to sneak in an HTML tag so I ate it. You're welcome.

Posted by: Minx alpha 0.7 at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (nfrXX)

277 Jane, How is D'oh Boy's hand?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2021 03:30 PM (YOLLS)
Did he punch a hippie?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)
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*waves wildly to Ben Had* It was his left index finger he nearly severed, while using some type of drill/saw thingy. Cut it down to the bare bone, but only nicked a tendon. Friend of ours is a hand specialist and sewed him up. He's a tough kid, didn't even want pain meds. But that was yesterday....

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

278 Most of the dinos are female. The ones that aren't are trans-males. Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (CAJOC)

Explains how they went extinct.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (FYJ0A)

279
All that needs to be said about masks are: THEY DON'T WORK. PERIOD. It's like trying to block a sandstorm with a chain link fence.

Want to protect yourself? Get a full faceplate respirator with p100 filters, and hell, with a vapor cartridge behind that. That might stop virus particles.

But it ain't gonna filter your output air, so it doesn't protect anyone from and infected wearer. Unless you start filtering output, which will make the damn thing very hard to breath with.

So, just get a fucking SCBA get-up, but you still have to filter your own damn output. That's what you need to do. It will cost you a fucking shit ton of money.

And once you take it off, you better follow precise decontamination protocols to keep from promptly exposing yourself to particles that are on the outside of your damned space suit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Mzdiz)

280 where did the idea of COVaxxinated pyrsyns carrying a much higher viral load come from?
Because I'm starting to see it online and I don't know the source. Is it a study of some sort?
Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 03:24 PM (DJFLF)

**

CDC via NBC:

https://archive.is/066JQ

"NBC News, citing unnamed officials aware of the decision, reported it comes after new data suggests vaccinated individuals could have higher levels of virus and infect others amid the surge of cases driven by the delta variant of the coronavirus."

(This is from archive since they purged the original article after they realized what they'd done, of course)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (2EtZ0)

281 Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 03:35 PM (2o90I)
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Facebook is a government extension and a de facto agency. The rest of Big Tech is the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (3p5uk)

282 I like Suffering Bastards. I think I will have another.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (cSyAR)

283 The woman uncomfortable having 100% white kids.

That's okay, sweet cheeks. Don't do us any favors.

I think I can safely say on behalf of all white guys everywhere at any time, "Pass".

Guys of color, you're up!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (EERbD)

284 271 *Trimmed for Pixy*

Hmmm.... married, and gettin' it on? Seems a bit suspect...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021

***
With each other, I meant. We were young, and I was stupid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:36 PM (/XOcP)

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Yeah, it's the "with each other" I find questionable...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (CAJOC)

285 I had a friend in my English undergrad program who went on to get a Ph.D. in the English department.

Her dissertation was on imperialism in Star Trek Voyager.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

286 All that's missing is a two headed baby in a jar.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

287 @250 Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur-Yep, it's called "monkey branching". Don't let go until you have a hold of the next vine.

Guys need to learn or remember, she doesn't belong to you, it's just your turn. Love is conditional and that is a fact.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (0jZnq)

288 When I see a house these days, and there are lots if them, flying a American flag and proper I am positive it's not a bat shit crazy Leftist.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Cxk7w)

289 Jane, that is heartbreaking to hear. The emotional toll of the pandemic has been devastating.

Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2021 03:39 PM (hujDw)

290 Lieutenant Spenser Rapone's platoon sergeant would tell him to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (FYJ0A)

Probably. Hopefully. But The rot is clearly in the military academies, and how many of Rapone's superiors think the same way?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:39 PM (Q9lwr)

291 And the 1st one that takes the mandated vaccine and has an adverse reaction *owns* the company.
Yea!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 28, 2021 03:08 PM (3xqfM)

Given Netflix's debt, winning ownership of Netflix would also be a textbook case of Pyric Victory.
Posted by: Bete

Me owning the company is the very least of their concerns.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:39 PM (AmeQT)

292 Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (2EtZ0)

Gateway Pundit has a story that says CDC was using a study that didn't pass peer review and was from another country that used a different vax that was never used in the US.

Damning if true, but Gateway Pundit, so who knows.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (Y5qcH)

293 I hope the parents do sue you. You are a violent, entitled imbecile, and you are quite obviously in need of an expensive lesson. You do not have the right to physically assault others simply because they do not choose to join you in your silly delusions about being a vampire. Grow the hell up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 28, 2021 03:33 PM (k4dH2)


And in this context, too: Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

294 279
All that needs to be said about masks are: THEY DON'T WORK. PERIOD. It's like trying to block a sandstorm with a chain link fence.

...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Mzdiz)

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Did you warn the guy in the Art Thread painting?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (CAJOC)

295 Hmmm.... married, and gettin' it on? Seems a bit suspect...
eh. newlyweds. to paraphrase an old greeting card: "when you first get married it's triweekly. later on it's try weekly. finally, it's try weakly".
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021


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La Sociopath and I weren't married long enough to pass out of the first of your categories. (It was more often than triweekly, lemme tell ya.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (/XOcP)

296 Yes, they always look the same: LOSERS and MENTAL MISFITS. They all need deep psychological therapy. That's not hyperbole. That's fact. Modern culture created these freaks. They're sad, pathetic and hopelessly brainwashed. *sigh*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (O+I8R)

297 Checking in...I read the items, but notgoing to watch the mental illness and demonic activity (birm) on display.

I'm going to go back to making cuke relish.

Posted by: Flyover at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (Rbu5d)

298 Jane that's just awful, the poor man. People doing this are just evil. No other words.. just evil.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (nxdel)

299 I knew a girl that came from an unstable home. She did not want kids because she knew she would try to create a safe, good home for them, and secretly resent them for having the stable home she never had. Yikes.

Yes. I know a woman who was repeatedly abused as a child, lived in foster homes, passed around and mistreated. As a result grew up a mess: somewhat autistic, can't spell, has a meltdown over everything, controlling, etc

She insists, INSISTS that her children are a mess just like her, because otherwise she's damaged and wrong and could have been better so they have to be a mess so she feels better about herself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

300 Let's cut to the chase. This is as clear of an indicator as we've seen that Facebook is the for-profit wing of the U.S. government (and likely the CCP) that acts as their arbiter-of-truth
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I called this about 5 years ago but I think I was hardly the only one. They haven't exactly been hiding it.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (4wD3j)

301 This is why I stay off Tik Tok.

Posted by: Donna, now with 100% new and improved &&&&&&&&& at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (HabA/)

302

I blame Big Vagina.

Literally, everything went to shit after women got to vote. Fight me!

Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (AFSPU)

303 I feel so sorry for the young men currently in uniform.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (+tqLU)

304 I had a friend in my English undergrad program who went on to get a Ph.D. in the English department.

Her dissertation was on imperialism in Star Trek Voyager.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)


Addressing the important questions.

English Ph.D. dissertations tend to be merely a platform for exhibiting linguistic erudition, typically - as here - on some totally inconsequential topic.

Or on Shakespeare. About time someone wrote a dissertation on him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

305
Jane, that is heartbreaking to hear. The emotional toll of the pandemic has been devastating.

Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2021 03:39 PM (hujDw)

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Yeah, he was always the happiest, most up-beat guy in the world. He didn't look even close to 98, and began using a walker a few years ago as his legs gave out. He was playing golf once a week until then.


I want to do unspeakable things to Fauci and everyone who suggested "15 days to flatten the curve."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

306 Gateway Pundit has a story that says CDC was using a study that didn't pass peer review and was from another country that used a different vax that was never used in the US.

Damning if true, but Gateway Pundit, so who knows.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (Y5qcH)

***

That same CDC also told everyone that they couldn't catch the COVIDs if they got the jab.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 03:42 PM (2EtZ0)

307 Yes, they always look the same: LOSERS and MENTAL MISFITS. They all need deep psychological therapy. That's not hyperbole. That's fact. Modern culture created these freaks. They're sad, pathetic and hopelessly brainwashed. *sigh*
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2021 03:40 PM (O+I8R)

Therapy won't help. These are the people that BECOME therapists.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 03:42 PM (4wD3j)

308 The rot doesn't extend very far into the enlisted ranks which is who would have to carry out the order.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)


And the enlisted ranks are being pruned, through "bias sessions," "hate crime" seminars, the mandatory Kung Flu shot and so on and so on. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:42 PM (2JVJo)

309 >> where did the idea of COVaxxinated pyrsyns carrying a much higher viral load come from?

Here's one of the papers:

https://tinyurl.com/ryr82w7x

Download the appendix and look at the tables which publish cycle count data. The lower the count, the higher the viral load (by a factor of 2 with each cycle, IIRC).

This was a study of breakthrough infection in a group of gold miners. And was the gamma variant, not delta.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 28, 2021 03:42 PM (Mzdiz)

310 Jane D'Oh: "He was essentially in solitary confinement. And it broke him."

Any chance we'll having Congressional hearings, Executive Orders, or media outcry for that?

I'm sorry for your loss and outraged at the institutional rot and corruption of too may sources to list for this callous and liberty-smothering Borg.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 03:42 PM (aXxgO)

311 I bet tik tok crazy isn't a fan of Kristy Swanson.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (20dZh)

312 304 English Ph.D. dissertations tend to be merely a platform for exhibiting linguistic erudition, typically - as here - on some totally inconsequential topic.

Or on Shakespeare. About time someone wrote a dissertation on him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

========

In one of my final classes as an undergrad, I posited to my teacher, a recent Ph.D., that English "research" was devolving to the point where we were going to get papers about a feminist Marxist reading of Huck Finn.

I was surprisingly prescient, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

313 Probably. Hopefully. But The rot is clearly in the military academies, and how many of Rapone's superiors think the same way? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:39 PM (Q9lwr
The higher up you go, the more likely you'll encounter it. But that's why mutiny is a more likely outcome than the Boston Massacre.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (FYJ0A)

314 288 When I see a house these days, and there are lots if them, flying a American flag and proper I am positive it's not a bat shit crazy Leftist.
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Cxk7w)


Must be nice to live there. Around here flags blossomed on poles after January and the vast majority also sport a burn, loot, murder sign and if not that one of those "we believe" virtue signaling signs. Makes me absolutely sick and is a major reason I am firmly in the "I no longer really care what happens to this country" camp.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (lElTE)

315 These people have serious narcissistic mental problems.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

316 How long until it is a thought crime to consider someone unhealthy because they are overweight? Will the next thing be to identify as healthy, despite diabetes and heart disease?

Will death itself be sued for fatphobia?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (DMB7I)

317 Why is the left so fucking weird and cringe all the time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (kVBgc)

318 Some posters here a fine writing "white trash" but still type "n***er" or "n-word." Both are destructive racial slurs spoken, thought, or written for the same childish reasons. Grow up.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (mIJ9W)

319 288 When I see a house these days, and there are lots if them, flying a American flag and proper I am positive it's not a bat shit crazy Leftist.
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Cxk7w)
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Two of my neighbors across the street fly an American flag, as do we.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

320 "Now lesbians are identifying as 'they/them' or 'he/him' even if they consider themselves female."

It's just a trap to trip people up, so they have an excuse to be offended and tell you off.

Only winning move is to not play their silly game. Because it's no fun if you adhere to their rules, they want to make you jump, so once you get used to the new rules they will be changed.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (49Exr)

321 I blame Big Vagina.
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Big as a hat?

Posted by: Richard Pryor at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (sWM8x)

322 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Hoyt: yup. Best just to refuse to engage with crazy people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 03:45 PM (L2ZTs)

323 We have a number of friends who are doctors, several of the men are Scout leaders along with my husband.

Every single one of them said the face masks people are wearing, whether cloth or paper, don't do a damned thing to prevent the spread of a virus...any virus. It's ridiculous.

So, of course our idiot mayor has issued a mask mandate for indoors, whether vaxxed or not. Today I went in Fresh Market, and all the poor employees were wearing masks. I will NOT put another one on my face.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

324 Her dissertation was on imperialism in Star Trek Voyager.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM


All is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Posted by: Palpatine at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)

325 IMHO lesbians tend to come in two flavors:

very, very sane and grounded (and usually very conservative believe it or not), or very crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (L2ZTs)

326 And the enlisted ranks are being pruned, through "bias sessions," "hate crime" seminars, the mandatory Kung Flu shot and so on and so on. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:42 PM (2JVJo)

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My son is currently active duty in the Corps. He tells me that no one, enlisted or officer, has ever even mentioned the bullshit training. Maybe just anecdotal, but still...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (kTF2Z)

327 TicTac > TikTok

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (R/m4+)

328 Must be nice to live there. Around here flags blossomed on poles after January and the vast majority also sport a burn, loot, murder sign and if not that one of those "we believe" virtue signaling signs. Makes me absolutely sick and is a major reason I am firmly in the "I no longer really care what happens to this country" camp.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (lElTE)
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We have three American flags flying on our little cul-de-sac, and not a single BLM or rainbow flag, nor a single virtue signaling sign.

I guess I hadn't appreciated just how fortunate we are here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

329 Been reading along, lots of sorrow I can't describe how I feel about it.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (Cxk7w)

330 very, very sane and grounded (and usually very conservative believe it or not), or very crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (L2ZTs)

AKA 'People'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (LYEvi)

331 Now I really want to know, what is a vamphopic slur?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (6+QRO)

332 @317 Why is the left so fucking weird and cringe all the time.


Because we allow them to be.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (9LYIb)

333 Gateway Pundit has a story that says CDC was using a study that didn't pass peer review and was from another country that used a different vax that was never used in the US.

Get a load of this

https://tinyurl.com/4yjwatkr

"The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) will no longer recommend its PCR test to detect the CCP virus, saying that it will withdraw the test's emergency use authorization (EUA), and instead, encourage labs to use a multiplex assay that can detect and differentiate the virus from the flu."

Let that sink in

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

334 Now I really want to know, what is a vamphopic slur?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Don't know but I bet it sucks!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (6WCwE)

335 Some posters here a fine writing "white trash" but still type "n***er" or "n-word." Both are destructive racial slurs spoken, thought, or written for the same childish reasons. Grow up.

Here's the difference: One will get ace in legal trouble and possibly jailed. The other will not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

336 139 If the missiles launch. You'd be surprised how quickly shit breaks down once you no longer have competent people maintaining it.
Yeah
the left has an answer to this - all the stuff you rubes do is easy.
Either we'll figure it out or we'll import more central American
peasants to do it.

worked for venezuela's oil industry. and zimbabwe's farms.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v3pYe)

337 Aetius, exactly. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)

338 325 IMHO lesbians tend to come in two flavors:

very, very sane and grounded (and usually very conservative believe it or not), or very crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (L2ZTs)

Natural lesbians tend to be high testosterone masculine women. Many other lesbians are just highly damaged women(which is a lot like how it is for gays).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (z5Vrg)

339 288 When I see a house these days, and there are lots if them, flying a American flag and proper I am positive it's not a bat shit crazy Leftist.
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Cxk7w)
.........

One of my neighbors had a big JOE sign 6 feet wide with a pic of him and his cheesy grin and aviators plastered on their living room window.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

340 331 Now I really want to know, what is a vamphopic slur?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (6+QRO)


Bloodsucker, although in this case I suspect that was more of an insult to mosquitoes.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (lElTE)

341 321 I blame Big Vagina.
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Big as a hat?
Posted by: Richard Pryor at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (sWM8x)


Horse collar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

342 210 Had a long-ish meeting at church last night that had me coming away angry and depressed. ONE woman, who is a nice person and a conservative, is back to wearing a mask All The Time now. And because our idiot county commissioner has issued a mask mandate for all public schools and government buildings, she believes we need to force a mask mandate on our church.


I like her, but I got into an argument with her. People are finally filling the pews, are happy, and we have loads of new things going on, and this nut wants to discourage people and even keep them away because Muh Mask.

At any rate, all the others at the meeting, including the pastor, were in agreement with me.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

Smile at her and say you agree, no one should be able to go about their daily life without wearing their own Mark of the Beast as she does.

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

343 Makes me absolutely sick and is a major reason I am firmly in the "I no longer really care what happens to this country" camp.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:43 PM (lElTE)

I was in NW Mass a few weeks ago for a wedding. I haven't seen such a mix of stupid hippie anti-American crap, and normal Americans in a long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Q9lwr)

344 Jane D'Oh: "He was essentially in solitary confinement. And it broke him."

Fucking bastards.

Hey, kids, want to have fun? Meet your congressional rep in a public forum. Tell them your story of heartbreak. Demand to know what, if anything, they're going to do about it.

Whee! Watch the fanciest backpedaling and hand-jive since Astaire trod the silver screen. And don't forget to send money!

And vote harder!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (2JVJo)

345 >>> Why is the left so fucking weird and cringe all the time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2021 03:44 PM (kVBgc)


Because they went from living in a craziness consequence-free world right to a craziness virtue-awarding world. They are drones responding correctly to stimuli.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (20dZh)

346 Wow, you guys sure know a lot about lesbians.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Y5qcH)

347 The "ready to fuck" guy could probably get a date in Seattle with some skinny jeans and a v neck tshirt. All the girls love the virtue signal.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (gz95d)

348 Facebook and Google are reporting record profits... sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (F0YaR)

349 The neighbor across the street has 'Biden Sucks' and 'Pritzker Sucks' signs.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (+tqLU)

350 One of my neighbors had a big JOE sign 6 feet wide with a pic of him and his cheesy grin and aviators plastered on their living room window.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Can you imagine that staring you in the face every time you come home?

I am not even sure I like Reagan that much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (LYEvi)

351 333 "The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) will no longer recommend its PCR test to detect the CCP virus, saying that it will withdraw the test's emergency use authorization (EUA), and instead, encourage labs to use a multiplex assay that can detect and differentiate the virus from the flu."

Let that sink in
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

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I'm willing to bet money, real money, that this is happening because of Disney.

Disney desperately wants to start their cruises again. Hell, they have a third ship they're trying to get a maiden voyage out of later this year or early next year. And they cannot get those going if PCR tests are throwing false positives on half of their crew and passengers every day. They even said in a statement a couple of weeks ago that they were delaying their test cruise because of the unreliability of testing.

I really think Disney is behind the pullback on PCR because Disney needs to make money again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

352 Horse collar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I did not need that mental image.

Moving on from the paper umbrella fru-fru drinks to the hard stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (6WCwE)

353 TicTac > TikTok
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 03:46 PM (R/m4+)

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We secretly replaced Caitlyn's Xanax with tic tacs. Let's see what happens!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

354 Tick Tock > TicTac > TikTok

Posted by: Hannity at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

355 346 Wow, you guys sure know a lot about lesbians.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Y5qcH)

Also referred to as 'Lesbicans'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (LYEvi)

356 309 This was a study of breakthrough infection in a group of gold miners. And was the gamma variant, not delta.
gamma, delta, it's all greek to me.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (v3pYe)

357 Let that sink in
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:47 PM


Yep. Cases will drop just after the current not-mandatory/mandatory jab programs take hold.

Then, because "look at the numbers!", jabs or Camps WILL be mandatory.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (a3Q+t)

358 I was in NW Mass a few weeks ago for a wedding. I haven't seen such a mix of stupid hippie anti-American crap, and normal Americans in a long time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Q9lwr)


Either RedMindBlueState or I could have told you that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 03:50 PM (2JVJo)

359 217 If now we have vampires walking around, should I start carrying a wooden sharpened stick?
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Cxk7w)

Plus side is a stake through the heart is a pretty useful weapon as impalement through the heart stops pretty much everything you'll encounter, minus worms, werewolves, androids and Hillary Clinton cause she ain't got one.

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (Ojki1)

360 I'm willing to bet money, real money, that this is happening because of Disney.

Possibly but the key here is this:

The test they were using was unable to differentiate between the Wuhan Flu and the regular seasonal variety.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

361 sniffybigtoe: numerous men here are lesbians trapped in male bodies. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (L2ZTs)

362 Plus side is a stake through the heart is a pretty useful weapon as impalement through the heart stops pretty much everything you'll encounter, minus worms, werewolves, androids and Hillary Clinton cause she ain't got one.
Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (Ojki1)

Klingons have two hearts, don't they?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (LYEvi)

363 One of my neighbors had a big JOE sign 6 feet wide with a pic of him and his cheesy grin and aviators plastered on their living room window.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Can you imagine that staring you in the face every time you come home?

I am not even sure I like Reagan that much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (LYEvi)


It's too ostentatious to have ANYBODY'S photo that large and visible from the outside.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

364 We secretly replaced Caitlyn's Xanax with tic tacs. Let's see what happens!

Two weeks later: Wow, he seems exactly the same...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

365 @303 SMH-Why? Earlier you blamed men for all the ills in the world, one of them being war. Make up your mind.

You made a misandristic comment right out of the feminist playbook earlier insulting men. "Men are responsible for the ills of the world". Ever stop to ask yourself why men are responsible for all the ills in the world? There is a perfectly reasonable, rational, logical explanation. See if you can figure it out. You should be grateful for men.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 03:52 PM (0jZnq)

366 I was in NW Mass a few weeks ago for a wedding. I haven't seen such a mix of stupid hippie anti-American crap, and normal Americans in a long time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Q9lwr)


There are actually a handful of normal Americans here, but not many. My favorite is passing an old farmhouse on the way home from work and the farmer has 3 or 4 American flags flying, a Trump flag up and a big "Trump/Pence 2020" sign with a hole cut out of it where Pence used to be.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:52 PM (lElTE)

367 It's too ostentatious to have ANYBODY'S photo that large and visible from the outside.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

Ostentatious is a good, forgotten and seldom used word. 'Poor taste' works too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:52 PM (LYEvi)

368 Some posters here a fine writing "white trash" but still type "n***er" or "n-word." Both are destructive racial slurs spoken, thought, or written for the same childish reasons. Grow up.

Meh.

White trash is generally considered a subset of all white people.

The other is generally considered a slur of all black people.

But, that being said anybody who's all upset about some random idiot calling them a stupid name is a pretty lame individual who lacks self-confidence. Sticks and stones, y'all.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2021 03:52 PM (EERbD)

369 Wow, you guys sure know a lot about lesbians.
Ace has reviewed a few documentaries about them for us.

I believe there is a site specializing in this called PR Hub or something like that. Who knew lesbians needed so much in the way of public relations?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:52 PM (DpkTQ)

370 Every single one of them said the face masks people are wearing, whether cloth or paper, don't do a damned thing to prevent the spread of a virus...any virus. It's ridiculous.

--

Any sentient or halfway intelligent person should be able to see it's ridiculous and useless to wear those things. I'd like a refund on my belief that the majority of people were able to intelligently assess anything. They're not.

I'm sorry to hear about your uncle, too. Mine passed under nearly identical circumstances a year ago, July 2020, at 92.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (O+I8R)

371 I blame Big Vagina.

The. Doomsday. Machine.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

372
Average age of death due to the china virus: 80+

Average Life Expectancy in USA: 78.54 yrs

biden-the-invalids age today: 78.685

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (Pe17D)

373 My pronouns are I/me/my. Oh, you mean when you're speaking to me! Oh, then please use you/your. (Unless you're old-timey, then you can use thee/thou/thy/thine). Oh, you mean third person! Like, when you're talking about me behind my back?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (p7r9F)

374 Oh look,

"Fluocinonide cream may prevent or lessen vaginal dryness and painful sexual intercourse in patients undergoing hormone therapy."

I don't understand.
Is there a doctor in the house?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (gVDpb)

375 Now I really want to know, what is a vamphopic slur?
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Your mama eats garlic.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (AmeQT)

376 360 I'm willing to bet money, real money, that this is happening because of Disney.

Possibly but the key here is this:

The test they were using was unable to differentiate between the Wuhan Flu and the regular seasonal variety.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Yes, another reason why Disney wouldn't want to use it. It's also insane that someone with the flu could sail but someone with covid would be disallowed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, hunting lycans with Kate Beckinsale at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

377 I see too many parents thinking that their kids will grow out of this type of behavior, but the kids don't they just get weirder.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

378 Do remember a 70s probability movie a vampire is shot with a cross on a bullet

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (Cxk7w)

379 Great line in Hotel Transylvania, as Dracula is being quizzed by the human guy about vampire lore, the guy asks "Stakes to the heart?", to which Drac replies, "Yeah, who wouldn't that kill?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:32 PM (CAJOC)

Me?

Posted by: Lowly Worm at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (Ojki1)

380 ...a Trump flag up and a big "Trump/Pence 2020" sign with a hole cut out of it where Pence used to be.

--

Oh, that is awesome! And funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (O+I8R)

381 The test they were using was unable to differentiate between the Wuhan Flu and the regular seasonal variety.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
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Which is why the stats attribute ALL cases to Covid, and ZERO to regular influenza, as I found out in looking at CDC stats.

The year before Covid (B.C.) there were 650 influenza cases for one week. The year after the disaster (A.D.) had ... say it with me ... ZERO cases of regular influenza.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

382 The *only* good thing to come out of Covid mania is that it encouraged people sick with cold/flu symptoms to finally stay home.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DpkTQ)

383 My pronouns are I/me/my. Oh, you mean when you're speaking to me! Oh, then please use you/your. (Unless you're old-timey, then you can use thee/thou/thy/thine). Oh, you mean third person! Like, when you're talking about me behind my back?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer


You get addressed as "Hey fucker!" Or I throw a coffee pot at you.
(Not you. The "royal" you)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (AmeQT)

384 I blame Big Vagina.

The. Doomsday. Machine.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

Invincible.

https://youtu.be/mItuZ8i4wH8

Posted by: flounder at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

385 *grabs sticky-note, scribbles*

ditzplains

*sticks sticky-note in AoSHQ style guide*

Posted by: mindful webworker - gonna need a bigger guide book at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (6hZFv)

386 377 I see too many parents thinking that their kids will grow out of this type of behavior, but the kids don't they just get weirder.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (NpAcC)
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The weak-minded are unduly influenced by their peers and their environment.

"What do I believe?" (looks around) "Uh, what everyone else believes. I'm cool."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

387 I blame Big Vagina.
They be hatin' when I'm rolling during fleet week.

Posted by: Sandra FLuke at July 28, 2021 03:57 PM (DpkTQ)

388
Posted by: Cocksucker at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (FFE0p)

Hello, again, pedophile.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:57 PM (Pe17D)

389 Average age of death due to the china virus: 80+
Average Life Expectancy in USA: 78.54 yrs
biden-the-invalids age today: 78.685
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 28, 2021 03:53 PM (Pe17D)

Here We Go Death! Here We Go!

(clap clap)

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2021 03:57 PM (R/m4+)

390 Posted by: Nopm at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (FFE0p)

Haha, someone is jealous. And just type ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:57 PM (Y5qcH)

391 346 Wow, you guys sure know a lot about lesbians.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Y5qcH)

----------------------

ace posted an instructional video once.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2021 03:58 PM (CAJOC)

392 363 One of my neighbors had a big JOE sign 6 feet wide with a pic of him and his cheesy grin and aviators plastered on their living room window.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)


my late hippie neighbor had a six foot long nude photo of his wife above the mantle with full bush. yo Adrianne!

Posted by: x at July 28, 2021 03:58 PM (oA+QO)

393 387 377 I see too many parents thinking that their kids will grow out of this type of behavior, but the kids don't they just get weirder.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2021 03:54 PM (NpAcC)
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The weak-minded are unduly influenced by their peers and their environment.

"What do I believe?" (looks around) "Uh, what everyone else believes. I'm cool."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2021 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

While it can be fun to slam them for that, from a planning perspective that's always going to be a large part of the population so we can't just allow widespread brainwashing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 28, 2021 03:58 PM (z5Vrg)

394 Hello, again, pedophile.
Wait is that the name of the latest Netflix series?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 03:58 PM (DpkTQ)

395 my late hippie neighbor had a six foot long nude photo of his wife above the mantle with full bush. yo Adrianne!
Posted by: x at July 28, 2021 03:58 PM (oA+QO)


Exactly how tall were the ceilings in that room?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 28, 2021 03:59 PM (lElTE)

396 Posted by: Nopm at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (FFE0p)


Oh look. THE Rick Wilson is here.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 28, 2021 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

397 Speaking of signs, did you see that Simone Biles had a "bedazzled" goat on the back of her leotard? Because she's the greatest of all time, you see.


We used to refer to that attitude as a recruit who "believed his own press clippings"

Posted by: artemis at July 28, 2021 04:00 PM (AwPyG)

398 my late hippie neighbor had a six foot long nude photo of his wife above the
Andrew Wyeth painted a bunch of pictures of his female neighbor nude. Claimed it was just about the art.
Story Twist: He hit it like Obama at a crack factory.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 04:00 PM (DpkTQ)

399 ace, carpet shitter at 386. Please ban with extreme prejudice.

Bill Kristol shits himself just thinking about us dirty deplorables post here every day and would support putting us all in camps, in a heartbeat. Ace listens and supports the right for us to air our grievances. There's absolutely no comparison.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 04:00 PM (L2ZTs)

400 You made a misandristic comment right out of the feminist playbook earlier insulting men. "Men are responsible for the ills of the world".

She was responding to someone claiming women were responsible for all ills in the world. Buy a clue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 28, 2021 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

401 #386

weak

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 04:00 PM (2o90I)

402 I know a lesbian couple who are as conservative as anyone that we know.

And to quote them....they HATE the alphabet people.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 04:01 PM (3D/fK)

403 Oh good, the original 386 has already been wiped. Great work ace.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

404 Here we go!

Here we go Death, here we go!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2021 04:01 PM (Br1Od)

405 Women have been the downfall of a lot of things.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:47 AM (4wD3j)

So have men.
Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 10:54 AM (hjWtA)
___

Yep, real misandry there.

Posted by: SMH at July 28, 2021 04:01 PM (+tqLU)

406 Exactly how tall were the ceilings in that room?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

normal. she was laying down and the photo was landscape. I never saw til the day he died which was awkward.

Posted by: x at July 28, 2021 04:01 PM (oA+QO)

407 Klingons have two hearts, don't they?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 28, 2021 03:51 PM


They only have one, but it's eight-chambered.

Apparently they have two of many other things, however. The Klingon Peter North is nicknamed "Double Shot".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

408 It's painful to watch these. I am gaining a better understanding of my grandparents' anxiety watching the country they built falling apart as they saw hippies gaining power with their insipid and self-centered worldview. The Selfie Generation's tiktok detritus is their Woodstock. They all think they're full of wisdom and youthful empathy, but they're just a smelly new collection of navel-gazing dipwads with no sense of morality, history, or perspective.

Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2021 04:02 PM (gS3OW)

409 Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when the CDC told you the vaccine would PREVENT you from getting the COVID? at July 28, 2021 03:37 PM (2EtZ0)

thank you Moron Robbie

Posted by: kallisto at July 28, 2021 04:02 PM (DJFLF)

410 I know a lesbian couple who are as conservative as anyone that we know.
I'm going to have to see proof of their lesbianism to know this isn't just fake news.
Trust but verify as a wise man once said.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 04:02 PM (DpkTQ)

411 Should go get supper going.

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 04:02 PM (Cxk7w)

412 Women have been the downfall of a lot of things.

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:47 AM (4wD3j)



So have men.

See that's what we've been saying!

Posted by: The non-binary people at July 28, 2021 04:03 PM (DpkTQ)

413

We all have worn masks to keep work and society civil. We may have hated our boss, or our neighbor, or whatnot but kept things civil.

They have no idea what they look like, these little pukes.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 04:03 PM (2o90I)

414
I recall that the most weaselly, weak and depraved individuals in school were the counselors.

SOmething is to blame for all of this, and the fact that kids are forced into schools for 8hrs per day every day has to be responsible.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 28, 2021 04:03 PM (4WPW/)

415 "I'm going to have to see proof of their lesbianism to know this isn't just fake news.
Trust but verify as a wise man once said."

How about a marriage certificate?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 04:04 PM (3D/fK)

416 Should go get supper going.
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2021 04:02 PM (Cxk7w)

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Same. It's my son's last night here on leave so I'm making chicken fried steak, mashed taters with cream gravy, and fresh green beans.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 28, 2021 04:04 PM (kTF2Z)

417 IMHO lesbians tend to come in two flavors:

very, very sane and grounded (and usually very conservative believe it or not), or very crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I think this is true of all homosexuals. Most of those with honest to God crossed wires largely come to terms with their situation and live otherwise ordinary and largely conservative lives same as heteros; the "spectacle" lgwyz whatever crew is comprised in a small part of real homosexuals that weren't mentally strong enough to come to terms with it, and to a much larger extent mentally ill heteros just taking on the latest mask in their desire to be noticed.

Posted by: From that time at July 28, 2021 04:04 PM (4780s)

418 Wow, you guys sure know a lot about lesbians.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 28, 2021 03:49 PM


There are some here who identify as lesbians trapped in male bodies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2021 04:04 PM (a3Q+t)

419 yeah, din-din time

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 28, 2021 04:05 PM (2o90I)

420 I mentioned this woman before, She is a gorgeous and a cop-looks like a model. Her partner is a gorgeous fitness trainer. I don't know the politics of the fitness trainer but the cop is conservative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2021 04:05 PM (k39e/)

421
How about a marriage certificate?

Didn't Adam Sandler do some movie where he married another guy to get health insurance or something?
So...nope not proof.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 28, 2021 04:05 PM (DpkTQ)

422 "There are some here who identify as lesbians trapped in male bodies."

Is Bruce Jenner posting here again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 28, 2021 04:05 PM (3D/fK)

423 hey yall theres like a nood

Posted by: f'd at July 28, 2021 04:06 PM (Tnijr)

424 Illegal noodity.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2021 04:06 PM (nfrXX)

425

One of my shops, a smaller one, is done just under 3,000 covid test. These are only for people that were moderate to severe and symptoms and was an aid in deciding about admission and what unit and so forth.

Early on at the start of the crisis we were simultaneously doing influenza tests since the symptoms are indistinguishable. We had some positive influenza tests, with negative covid, and I also had some dual positives. We reported that but nobody seemed to give a shit. Eventually we quit doing the influenza test because the goddamn covid tests were always positive and that was considered to take precedence.

This will last flu season we had zero positive influenza because we weren't even testing it anymore. If people had mild symptoms we just told them to go home and treat it symptomatically.

So we destroyed our economy destroyed our schools and unseated a president because we had a bad flu season...

Posted by: Dr. Nick at July 28, 2021 04:06 PM (AFSPU)

426 NOOD.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2021 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

427
LOL gosh I think we all need to take a big step back and get a sense of humor. No one blamed all the ills of the world on anyone. (Look at my original statement and SMH's response was fine. )

And honestly who the hell cares if they did???

Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 04:06 PM (0ZwN7)

428 The Navel-Gazing Dipwads opened for Donovan and Cat Stevens? So long ago and far away!

Posted by: mindful webworker lost in the mists or midst of time at July 28, 2021 04:06 PM (U3fW+)

429 Women have been the downfall of a lot of things.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2021 10:47 AM (4wD3j)


Peopine in general are overall fuckups.

Elvis, what do you have to say about this?

https://tinyurl.com/569ujaac

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 28, 2021 04:07 PM (2JVJo)

430 Husband with a broken spine should not have tried reverse cowgirl with a wife who looks like a hippopotamus.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 28, 2021 04:08 PM (cct0t)

431 @405 SMH-....but you didn't post up your other comments. So nice try.

Notice you can't answer my question. Why are men responsible for all the ills in this world?

Your white knight Donna&&&& and Blacksheep(simp) un-necessarily came to your rescue as if I attacked you in that thread. I responded because as a male I get to hear enough feminist BS from the left and the female trad-cons on our side that default to feminist rhetoric when it suits them. I just called and pointed it out.

Posted by: JROD Ho' Whisperer at July 28, 2021 04:09 PM (0jZnq)

432 We used to refer to that attitude as a recruit who "believed his own press clippings"
Posted by: artemis
=====
"thinks his shit don't smell".

Posted by: From that time at July 28, 2021 04:10 PM (4780s)

433 I would pay good money to watch these characters hitting each other with folding chairs.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 28, 2021 04:12 PM (GD2xa)

434 >>> my late hippie neighbor had a six foot long nude photo of his wife above the mantle with full bush. yo Adrianne!
Posted by: x at July 28, 2021 03:58 PM (oA+QO)


There was a guy at a place I was working with that had a big picture on his desk of his wife in belly dancer attire. His wife was not, absolutely not, belly dancer material.

Related, my wife would take me to a Turkish place that had belly dancers just to watch me squirm when the, very much so belly dancer appropriate, woman comes over and starts doing her thing an inch from me. I'm a beet red dork in those situations and my wife cracks up every time. And the belly dancer was apparently having the time of her life.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 28, 2021 04:12 PM (20dZh)

435 Here's my pronoun.....

https://youtu.be/u6se8D4JQ1Y

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

436 399 ace, carpet shitter at 386. Please ban with extreme prejudice.


Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2021 04:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Waaaaah! Ban him, Ace, ban him.

You stupid Marxist shithead.

Posted by: BanHimAce at July 28, 2021 04:18 PM (znS13)

437 To be honest, the children of Ace are whining crybabies as much as those of Tiktok.

At least the children of TikTok are young and stupid. Ace's cultists are old farts in need of adult diapers.

Posted by: acedavidian at July 28, 2021 04:25 PM (U3Tzc)

438 382 The *only* good thing to come out of Covid mania is that it encouraged people sick with cold/flu symptoms to finally stay home.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DpkTQ)

It was those people that helped you grow antibodies, genius.

Posted by: BanHim at July 28, 2021 07:16 PM (Uaskt)

439 Inbreeds of Harvard Unite. Your offspring might make it to Yale.

Posted by: Betsy at July 28, 2021 07:47 PM (EcD5Y)

440 Back when the Democratic party was formed they were racists who thought all minorities should do as elite white Democrats commanded.
And they could judge everything they needed to know about a person solely by skin color.

It's nice that we can see them behave exactly the same today; to know what that would have been like then.

Posted by: ertdfg at July 29, 2021 01:50 AM (I388C)

441 This is all happening because of the weakness, stupidity and cowardice of conservatives. For decades you people could have fought back against this garbage but you were afraid to be called racist. Fuck you and fuck you garbage neoliberalism.

Posted by: RandbotFan at July 29, 2021 07:42 AM (i7ZAA)

442 acecomments https://119l.short.gy/font

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