Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/19/21)

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The Quotes of The Day.


Quote I

The wealthy of all races are the loudest voices of the woke movement. Their frequent assumptions of "victimhood" are absurd.

Americans who struggle to pay soaring gas, food, energy and housing prices are berated for their "white privilege" by an array of well-paid academics, media elite and CEOs.Victor Davis Hanson

Quote II

Forgiving does not erase the bitter past. A healed memory is not a deleted memory. Instead, forgiving what we cannot forget creates a new way to remember. We change the memory of our past into a hope for our future. Lewis B. Smedes

Quote III

“You hear through the grapevine that somebody’s girlfriend just quit her job, so you have to reach out to her and say, would you be interested? You have to go out and find them as opposed to them coming to you. And that’s a huge change in the last two years.”Dave Wilderotter, the owner of Tahoe Dave’s Skis and Boards

Quote IV

"This is a staggering loss of human life,” Brandon Marshall, a Brown University public health researcher

Quote V

“It’s the last thing you want for a major case like this. Any time you give the defense any ammunition it's not good.”Andrew Arena, former special agent in charge of the FBI’s Detroit office

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Clearly rehabilitated. I'm sure this bomb maker will return to a civilized life in Morocco.

The Biden administration said Monday that it had transferred a detainee from the Guantanamo Bay detention center back to his native country of Morocco, cutting the total number of prisoners at the site in Cuba to 39 with more moves on the horizon.

Pentagon officials said Abdul Latif Nasir, an al Qaeda explosives trainer captured by U.S. forces during the early years of the war on terror, no longer needed to be housed at the facility.

It was the first transfer of a Guantanamo prisoner since President Biden took office in January and a sign that the administration is prepared to forge ahead with the long-standing Democratic goal of shuttering the prison. Critics say the Guantanamo Bay detention camp has outlived its usefulness, has become a financial burden and serves as a terrorist recruiting tool in some corners of the world.

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Would you like to shop in a 3rd World Hell Hole without a passport? May I suggest a trip to San Francisco?

Chesa Boudin's free pass for shoplifters drives San Francisco store owners to lock all goods behind glass cases

San Francisco is famous for its tech trend-setting, but here's a different kind of trend-setting now that it's got a leftist prosecutor who won't do his job:

Shopping from behind locked glass-case barriers. Not just some goods, but now, all the goods..

Here's what appears to be a citizen video, from someone trying to get the attention of the local press, of the Safeway supermarket at Church and Market in an area between the Mission district and the Castro district.

Obviously, this is an attempt to thwart shoplifters, given the retail theft free-for-all going on in that city. The problem didn't just crop up out of nowhere, it's the result of city policy. Radical left-wing District Attorney Chesa Boudin, raised by Bill Ayers, and formerly Hugo Chavez's advisor, has declared shoplifting effectively legal if the value of the stolen goods is under $950. And much as he denies it when the seat gets hot, he actually means it:

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I hate to break it to the Olympic planners. You can have sex besides the bedroom. Duh!

Olympic athletes will spend their nights on cardboard beds in an effort to discourage casual sex during next week’s contentious Olympic games.

As reported by Dezeen, the bizarre decision by Olympic officials–who are already dealing with two COVID-19 outbreaks within the Olympic Village–was made in hopes that it will discourage “intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted.

The 18,000 beds are comprised of frames designed from recycled cardboard, and mattresses are made from three blocks of polyethylene fibers. Each mattress, designed by the Japanese company Airweave, can be further customized with additional layers for comfort.


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Yogi and Boo-Boo, front and center in Two stories tonight.


Camping No-no's.

This is a prime example of what NOT to do while camping in bear country.
Summer is the prime time for camping, but it also the time of year that bears are going to be the most active. If you are planning a camping trip that takes you into bear country, one must be very aware of what they are doing to keep an overly curious bruin from raiding your campsite.


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Time to call and find out if your Comp coverage covers this.

UNBEAR-LIEVABLE Terrifying moment man finds huge BEAR in his car after ferocious beast breaks in & rips it to shreds searching for food

THIS is the terrifying moment a man found a huge black bear in his car after the animal ripped his seats to shreds while searching for food.

Footage shows Joseph Deel unlocking his car door in Gatlinburg, Tennessee when he meets the ferocious creature.


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Hard to believe that at one time Australia was a penal colony housing hardened criminals. Now they are a country full of pussies.

Australia is about to give conservative British commentator Katie Hopkins the boot for posting a now-deleted Instagram video where she joked about answering her hotel door naked and maskless while quarantining and preparing for a “Big Brother VIP” appearance.

The excuse given for revoking Hopkins’ visa is that she breached Australia’s quarantine rules. That’s a stretch given that she only kidded about doing so on a video posted to her Instagram account. It appears as though the country’s leaders were looking for an excuse to deport her. “Big Brother VIP” also sacked her.

Australia’s minister for home affairs, Karen Andrews, stated on Monday that the government had reviewed Hopkins’s visa and subsequently decided to deport her. She told the Australian press that visa holders should abide by health officials’ guidelines. She did not clarify if that includes joking about them.


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Get off my lawn. I don't want a self-driving truck. And I certainly don't want to use it for my computer.

Car buyers now consider factors like safety, fuel economy, and resale value. But some businesses are beginning to talk about the computing power packed into autonomous vehicles as a selling point.

The Rand Corporation estimates that autonomous vehicles on roads could save hundreds of thousands of lives and change the world, but they could also change the world when parked in the garage. The computing power in autonomous cars could be harnessed to tackle problems as personal as editing a high-definition video or as global as decoding a new virus.

That’s because autonomous vehicles are collections of dozens of cameras, sensors, and software systems working together to navigate while avoiding pedestrians, bicyclists, and other vehicles. To do that, the vehicles are packed with computing power: Nvidia, which makes chips used in autonomous vehicles, says a self-driving car can have computing power equivalent to 200 laptops in its trunk. This has led some people to refer to autonomous vehicles as data centers or supercomputers on wheels.


I'm still waiting on the power generation solution for these Utopian advancements.


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Neuro-queer? I guess that's a word for Mentally Ill.


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Do you have a black thumb? Do you wish to have a green one? Maybe you should meet Jungle Boy for some tips on those plants.

Joe Bagley, nicknamed ‘Jungle boy’, has amassed over 1,400 house plants in his one bedroom home. With every surface in Joe’s house being covered in plants, Joe has effectively converted his home into a botanical garden. From the bathtub to the dining table there is barely enough room to walk through his own miniature jungle oasis. Over the last two years, he is estimated to have spent more than 3,500 Euros ($3,800 USD) on growing his home plant collection. Acknowledging his own ‘addiction’, his inherent need to live among 1,400 plants is admittedly not as bad of a thing as one might suspect.

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I guess I'm not jet-setter enough. When I hop aboard a private plane I usually ask who it belongs to. Just how friendly was Bill Gates with Jeffrey Epstein?

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has been desperately trying to distance himself from late financier Jeffrey Epstein, saying that they never had any business together despite meeting on numerous occasions to discuss philanthropy. The meetings took place after Epstein was already convicted as a sex offender.

Disgraced late financier Jeffrey Epstein welcomed Bill Gates into his Manhattan house at least three times in the early 2010s, according to a forthcoming book by Miami Herald investigative journalist Julie Brown.

In "Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story," she writes that during one of the visits the Microsoft co-founder stayed with Epstein very late into the night, as the banker was trying to secure a deal with The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation to help them get more funds.

"Others who worked for Gates’s foundation also visited Epstein’s mansion several times, and Epstein spoke to both Bill and Melinda Gates about a proposed charitable fund that could generate sizeable fees for Epstein," reads the excerpt, cited by Fox Business.

Moar Bill Gates. Teaming up with Jeffrey Epstein was bad enough. Now he's in the proverbial bed with George Soros.

The billionaires are close to buying a company which has managed to develop a 10-minute COVID-19 test that it aims to make for as little as $1.

Microsoft founder and philanthropist Bill Gates is believed to have teamed up with George Soros and his Economic Development Fund in a deal to buy Mologic, a UK-based company which has developed a 10-minute coronavirus test, The Telegraph writes.

Britain's Prime Minister Boris Johnson on his way to giving an update on relaxing restrictions imposed on the country during the coronavirus covid-19 pandemic at a virtual press conference inside the Downing Street Briefing Room in central London on July 5, 2021. - Prime Minister Boris Johnson will on Monday unveil a plan to lift most if not all of England's pandemic restrictions from July 19, as he urged the public to learn to live with the coronavirus

Why Would George Soros and Bill Gates Interfere With BoJo's Foreign Aid Cuts?
Their consortium will reportedly invest nearly £30 mln into Mologic to focus on development of the low-cost tests for tropical diseases such as dengue fever and river blindness. Founded in 2003, the company is currently owned by Foresight Group LLP and Calculus Capital.

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Woke Coke. No word on Woke Crack.

Brits looking to ease their conscience over their involvement in bloody drug wars overseas are now being targeted by cynical dealers selling what they claim is "ethically sourced" cocaine.

Users have revealed a high demand for the so-called "woke coke" at posh dinner parties across the UK.

Drug policy expert Neil Woods told the Daily Mirror: "I have been shown ads for 'environmentally friendly sniff' but it's nothing but a very clever marketing ploy.

Ethically sourced my ass.


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What are the odds for an acquittal? What are the odds for a conviction of disorderly conduct?

Two New York City Ivy League lawyers will stand trial in March 2022 for allegedly firebombing a police cruiser and distributing Molotov cocktails during the George Floyd riots last summer.

Defense lawyers for Colinford Mattis and Urooj Rahman have been in plea negotiations with federal prosecutors since February but have not come to terms, prompting U.S. District Judge Brian Cogan to set a trial schedule for both defendants. Pretrial motions are due on Sept. 17 and jury selection will begin on March 14, 2022.


The accused enjoy widespread support and sympathy from New York’s legal and media elites. Rahman is represented by one of the city’s best defense attorneys, and a former Obama administration official guaranteed her bail in the amount of $250,000. Both have been the subject of favorable profiles in New York magazine and NPR, among other venues.

Cogan has delayed proceedings three times while the parties discussed a prospective plea. Those talks can continue as the case heads to trial. Mattis and Rahman are under house arrest with electronic monitoring, though they’ve each sought relaxed release conditions. Cogan allowed Rahman to attend a bridal shower and a wedding in May, though he denied a bail modification that would have authorized her to move freely about four city boroughs during daylight hours. Mattis obtained permission to celebrate Christmas at a relative’s home.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 19 Jul 1947
Brian May, guitarist, singer and songwriter with Queen who had the 1975 UK No.1 single 'Bohemian Rhapsody' which returned to No.1 in 1991. Queen scored over 40 other UK Top 40 singles, and also scored the 1980 US No.1 single 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'. May had the solo 1992 UK No.5 single 'Too Much Love Will Kill You'. May was made Commander of the Order of the British Empire in 2005 for 'services to the music industry and his charity work'. May earned a PhD in astrophysics from Imperial College, London, in 2007. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 19 Jul 1944
Commander Cody, (George Frayne), piano, vocals, Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen, country rock group. via thisdayinmusic.com


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RIP Kansas' violinist and vocalist Robby Steinhardt.


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No word if any of these guys have the nick name "Stubby". Genius Award Winner Runner Up.

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Life is not a video game. Unless you are a Genius Award Winner.

CENTENNIAL, Colo. (KDVR) — Deputies said it looked like a scene from a “Grand Theft Auto” video game when a man hopped the fence at Centennial Airport and tried to board a Gulfstream jet taxiing on the runway.

Sterlin Antonio Love, 31, was arrested after the Wednesday incident, which took place around 1:15 p.m.

According to the Sheriff’s Office, Love jumped the airport’s south fence and began to approach the jet. Love then tried to board the plane, but the crew shooed him off.


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Quite the reunion. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Parents Reunite With Son 24 Years After He Was Kidnapped

A Chinese man has finally been reunited with his son after a 24-year search that saw him travel over 300,000 miles across the country.

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Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (6BPfp) at July 19, 2021 08:59 PM (6BPfp)

2

wa'Dlch!

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 08:59 PM (bvhOY)

3 Hot snot!

I'll fetch 'em

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (6BPfp) at July 19, 2021 08:59 PM (6BPfp)

4 Third?
And I love that photo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

5

The grey looks so terribly grey, when they're grey...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM (bvhOY)

6 8

Posted by: 8 at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM (qpX6U)

7 So, it seems I have to keep a close eye on both BifBewalski AND Zettai, hmm!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

8 heigh ho!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM (oEn12)

9 Top 10

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM (J9vKd)

10 Topish!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 19, 2021 09:01 PM (WFMLs)

11 ONT, thank you MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2021 09:01 PM (FdL0j)

12 Evening, Horde...How goes it? I survived an evening with my parents and my older sister. They're from the great state penitentiary of Michigan. Fortunately, neither politics nor covid were brought up. We all have cats, so that was our main topic of conversation....

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 19, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

13 Saved from any further horse punnery. Whew.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:01 PM (4fSQf)

14 I see the first OMG InSUrreCTIoNist got prison time. Nothing for the useless oxygen thieves that actually arsoned many a building last summer

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 19, 2021 09:02 PM (+I6Y/)

15 there is something scary about how crazy Australua is about covid lockdowns

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2021 09:02 PM (oEn12)

16 Saved from any further horse punnery. Whew.
Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:01 PM


Withers that's true remains to be seen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Walsh with the talk box. Very nice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 19, 2021 09:03 PM (OssQ4)

18 HOLY SHIT NEW IRON MAIDEN ALBUM OUT IN SEPTEMBER!

https://tinyurl.com/Senjutsuu

Inform the masses.
New Single!
The Writing On The Wall

https://youtu.be/FhBnW7bZHEE

All other news pales in comparison. Little else is of import. The gods walk among us and they demand blood and metal!

Brace yourselves and tremble!

Posted by: Robert at July 19, 2021 09:04 PM (1Yy3c)

19 Dude, I said we're playing an RPG, not bring an RPG!

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:05 PM (4fSQf)

20 19 Dude, I said we're playing an RPG, not bring an RPG!
Posted by: Alabama

tomaytoe, tomahtoh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2021 09:06 PM (oEn12)

21 I believe it's rained 45 out of the last 60 days in Alabama.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:06 PM (4fSQf)

22 I hate to break it to the Olympic planners. You can have sex besides the bedroom. Duh!


And I'm sure these athletic people at their physical peak can get pretty darn creative with sexual positions not requiring a bed.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:06 PM (vMCab)

23 The things you learn here. Women sing better when they are not wearing bras. At least that is what I learned from the Brian May video.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2021 09:07 PM (QFVV9)

24 7 So, it seems I have to keep a close eye on both BifBewalski AND Zettai, hmm!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

I was lucky. You got robbed.

Like vmom sez. Tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (6BPfp) at July 19, 2021 09:08 PM (6BPfp)

25 Thanks for another terrific ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top is beautiful. Nothing dresses a dock like Old Glory.

Australia went from being tough on terrorists to being wimps for Covid in nothing flat. What is wrong with those blokes?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 19, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL)

26 The Olympic bed thing might be true for some athletes, but even a triad or quad with long-distance athletes wouldn't be a structural issue.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

27 23 The things you learn here. Women sing better when they are not wearing bras. At least that is what I learned from the Brian May video.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2021 09:07 PM (QFVV9)

Yup, a Smart Military Blog...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)

28 GREAT ONT, MisHum!

Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 19, 2021 09:09 PM (+4oV5)

29 26 The Olympic bed thing might be true for some athletes, but even a triad or quad with long-distance athletes wouldn't be a structural issue.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

Somebody call Jimmy Johns. They needs a sammich!

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (6BPfp) at July 19, 2021 09:10 PM (6BPfp)

30 Australia went from being tough on terrorists to being wimps for Covid in nothing flat. What is wrong with those blokes?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 19, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL)


I think there is something pernicious in being a Dominion, not a Free State!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

31 Australia went from being tough on terrorists to being wimps for Covid in nothing flat. What is wrong with those blokes?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 19, 2021 09:08 PM (rwusL


Given that they are constantly surrounded by 98 of the top 100 deadliest creatures in the world, their pussification regarding a pseudo plague is perplexing.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:10 PM (4fSQf)

32 I was lucky. You got robbed.
...
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (6BPfp) at July 19, 2021 09:08 PM (6BPfp)


And not the first time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

33 So, it seems I have to keep a close eye on both BifBewalski AND Zettai, hmm!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:00 PM


As a Commissar, aren't you supposed to be keeping a close eye on everyone?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)

34 Thanks for the Commander Cody!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (vviQK)

35 Maybe Japan is secretly hoping that they'll avoid the inevitable virus hand-wringing by hosting an Olympics that nobody actually shows up for. After all, everyone knows that world class Olympic athletes, like Fred Durst, are mostly doin' it for the nookie.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (8h1h1)

36 At long last, I'm actually *not* at work at the onset of an ONT. *pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)

37 As a Commissar, aren't you supposed to be keeping a close eye on everyone?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)


True, but I am blaming the worthless kulaks that have been assigned to my citizen surveillance staff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

38 The things you learn here. Women sing better when they are not wearing bras.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2021 09:07 PM


That's great news, and just in time for my scheduled live performance of "Swing Low" from the House floor.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (a3Q+t)

39 35 Maybe Japan is secretly hoping that they'll avoid the inevitable virus hand-wringing by hosting an Olympics that nobody actually shows up for. After all, everyone knows that world class Olympic athletes, like Fred Durst, are mostly doin' it for the nookie.
Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (8h1h1)

they damn sure are hosting an Olympics that no one will watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (rfYv5)

40 Back when I had five children living at home, my weekly grocery bill was around $700. Under SF rules, I could do my shopping, bypass the checkout, and load it into my car.

When was the last time you spent a grand at a Walgreens? This is insane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

41 23 The things you learn here. Women sing better when they are not wearing bras. At least that is what I learned from the Brian May video.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2021 09:07 PM (QFVV9)

'Twas a bit nipply in the stadium.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (4fSQf)

42 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings and thanks, Mis Hum!

Cool video from Commander Cody. I was previously only familiar with "Hot Rod Lincoln" -- a mighty fine tune.

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)

43 This is insane.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)


Do you have any idea how little wagyu beef you can buy with $950?
There's nothing left over for the arugula!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

44 41 23 The things you learn here. Women sing better when they are not wearing bras. At least that is what I learned from the Brian May video.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2021 09:07 PM (QFVV9)

'Twas a bit nipply in the stadium.
Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (4fSQf)


Yuck!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at July 19, 2021 09:18 PM (aA3+G)

45 14 I see the first OMG InSUrreCTIoNist got prison time. Nothing for the useless oxygen thieves that actually arsoned many a building last summer
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 19, 2021 09:02 PM (+I6Y/)

Guilty of Felony carrying a Trump flag.

hey, the actual charge is obstruction of Congress... but... doesn't that happen every time there is a fillibuster? or Veto?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:18 PM (oHd/0)

46 Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum!

Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til.....
Central Denver (not downtown)

wds dot aoshq at proton mail

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 19, 2021 09:18 PM (sSvwx)

47

My heart pumps peanut butter for poor, poor Tahoe...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:18 PM (bvhOY)

48 At long last, I'm actually *not* at work at the onset of an ONT. *pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU)


Howdy Jim!

*raises glass of Makers Mark cask strength and nods toward Texas*

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2021 09:19 PM (mZUr4)

49 We all have cats, so that was our main topic of conversation....
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 19, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

Ameay / marathoners / crossfitters / cat people. In that order!

/S

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:19 PM (fcqmr)

50 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)

51 Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til.....
Central Denver (not downtown)

wds dot aoshq at proton mail
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 19, 2021 09:18 PM (sSvwx)


Will you be serving Rocky Mountain oysters??

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

52 Had a bear come through a screen on a houseboat early in the morning while we were sleeping. Scared him off but I doubt he was. They'll eat everything you have including opening coolers and cans and teach their little ones to do the same.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:21 PM (+ya+t)

53 36 At long last, I'm actually *not* at work at the onset of an ONT. *pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (QzJWU

*Tips glass of JB toward Jim*

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:21 PM (fcqmr)

54 50 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)

And here I thought you were a softie.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)

55 Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:21 PM (+ya+t)

Bears are leftists? I did not know that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)

56 Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:21 PM (+ya+t)

Having huge bear problems in Central Calif mountains... due to the drought there just is not food for them in the high country, so they are coming down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:22 PM (oHd/0)

57 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)

Narcan is just a misguided attempt to thwart Darwin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:22 PM (vviQK)

58 Leave it out, there is no doubt!

Posted by: Yogi Bear at July 19, 2021 09:23 PM (kTF2Z)

59

Not even Yours Truly would even think about touching the "neuro-queer" slag...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:23 PM (bvhOY)

60 39 35 Maybe Japan is secretly hoping that they'll avoid the inevitable virus hand-wringing by hosting an Olympics that nobody actually shows up for. After all, everyone knows that world class Olympic athletes, like Fred Durst, are mostly doin' it for the nookie.
Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 09:12 PM (8h1h1)

they damn sure are hosting an Olympics that no one will watch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2021 09:14 PM (rfYv5)

Doin' our part to stop audience participation!

Posted by: NBC Sports at July 19, 2021 09:24 PM (fcqmr)

61 Also...I was curious, and looked up Fred Durst on Wikipedia. Guy's got a grandpa beard now--damn, I feel old, and I'm probably younger than a lot of the regulars here.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 09:24 PM (8h1h1)

62 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)


Choices be hard yo, especially good choices!!

But I seriously would not mind the public execution of drug dealers on the National Mall!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

63 I don't feel empathy for them, but I do feel sympathy. I've known a couple who went that way, while it may not be deliberate suicide, they knew the risk they were taking and didn't care at that point if they lived or died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2021 09:25 PM (rfYv5)

64 Doin' our part to stop audience participation!
Posted by: NBC Sports at July 19, 2021 09:24 PM (fcqmr

The race to the ratings bottom continues unabated.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:25 PM (4fSQf)

65 I believe it's rained 45 out of the last 60 days in Alabama.

Posted by: Alabama

Based on my 30 days in Mobile you're in a horrible drought.
Good luck!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (FdL0j)

66 But I seriously would not mind the public execution of drug dealers on the National Mall!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

big Pharma makes more loot and kills more people than all of the cartels put together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (rfYv5)

67 Having huge bear problems in Central Calif mountains... due to the
drought there just is not food for them in the high country, so they are
coming down.
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We'd anchor out off shore and the fuckers would still swim out to get on the boat. Fuck that unless you can shoot them.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (+ya+t)

68 Having huge bear problems in Central Calif mountains... due to the drought there just is not food for them in the high country, so they are coming down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:22 PM (oHd/0)

"OK, Larry. You make the "pocketa-pocketa" noise while I am ordering, and the drive-thru clerk will think we are a family of humans in a Diesel F350."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (vviQK)

69 Narcan is just a misguided attempt to thwart Darwin.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:22 PM (vviQK)


There should be a Narcan tattoo.

First dose you get the tat.

Second dose...you get another one in the same easily visible place.

Third dose? You don't get it. They watch you die.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (Q9lwr)

70 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)

-------------

Won't get vilification from me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:27 PM (kTF2Z)

71 65 I believe it's rained 45 out of the last 60 days in Alabama.

Posted by: Alabama

Based on my 30 days in Mobile you're in a horrible drought.
Good luck!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (FdL0j)


It's been a wet summer, no doubt. I cannot keep the grass trimmed to a respectable height. Lost a neighbors dog in it the other day.

Poor Fido.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:27 PM (4fSQf)

72 So, in order to stop Olympians from having Sex, they will make their beds uncomfortable, so they can't sleep....

Except of course, for the Host countries teams, who will get a good nights rest, as the sleep at home...

OK then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:27 PM (oHd/0)

73
>>>>First dose you get the tat.

Second dose...you get another one in the same easily visible place.


Just how big do you think people's foreheads are?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)

74 CBD
You're in very good company about overdoses and the people who do them.
Vancouver, BC had, in front of police HQ, a dru7g giveaway from people who don't want to just decriminalize drugs but want to assure users that it's, "Safe".

Seattle, the city funds a program not just for free needles but also crack, meth and heroin pipes. It also supplies, "Booty Bumping Kits". The director of the program says it's to encourage the safe use of drugs.
But, you can't smoke cigarettes or cigars in many areas.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 19, 2021 09:28 PM (FtJ1S)

75 big Pharma makes more loot and kills more people than all of the cartels put together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (rfYv5)

And how many do they save?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (Q9lwr)

76 67 Having huge bear problems in Central Calif mountains... due to the
drought there just is not food for them in the high country, so they are
coming down.
--------------
We'd anchor out off shore and the fuckers would still swim out to get on the boat. Fuck that unless you can shoot them.
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (+ya+t)

Even our Enviro Nazis here are letting people shoot bears this year. I know one campground that has already had to put three down.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)

77 So, in order to stop Olympians from having Sex, they will make their beds uncomfortable, so they can't sleep....

Except of course, for the Host countries teams, who will get a good nights rest, as the sleep at home...

OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:27 PM (oHd/0)

"Procrustes! Paging Procrustes! Please pick up the flaming red courtesy phone."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (vviQK)

78 First dose you get the tat.

Tough times. No second save.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (dYrVA)

79 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)



ODs and suicides are both difficult and complex issues to deal with. Not so much necessarily for empathy towards those who commit it, but for those who are left in their wake. Distance makes it easier, but you don't want to be the asshole talking shit about the loser scumbag that ODed to the family that was trying to get him help and cleaned up.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (vMCab)

80 Just how big do you think people's foreheads are?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)


There goes MisHum being all practical and stuff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

81 I'm surprised they arrested that FBI goon, err, agent. I would have expected that to be swept under the rug by the Kalamazoo PD.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 19, 2021 09:30 PM (/aiGx)

82 Just how big do you think people's foreheads are?


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:28 PM (aA3+G)


It's a fivehead!


#1...inside of left arm. #2...inside of right arm. Make it a 1" "N"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:31 PM (Q9lwr)

83 Also...former Minnecrapolis metro resident here, can confirm that Andy & Brandy, The Family Tifa consist mostly of affluent suburan liberals' worthless spawn. One of the things that sort of fascinates me about Karl Marx is that he figured out how the French Revolution and arguably 1848 got hijacked by asshole city slickers pretending to be down wit da struggle--the bourgeoisie--but both he and his adherents totally forgot all about what really happened in their rush to define an us vs. them fairy tale.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 09:31 PM (8h1h1)

84 There should be a Narcan tattoo.

First dose you get the tat.

Second dose...you get another one in the same easily visible place.

Third dose? You don't get it. They watch you die.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:26 PM (Q9lwr)

You are old enough to remember the 1st attempt we, as a country, made at the "three strikes and your out Law."

Personal responsibilty is not popular.

Posted by: NBC Sports at July 19, 2021 09:32 PM (fcqmr)

85 tbodie n' doof. If'n I wore a hat, I'd tip it y'all direction, 'bout now. Guess hoisting this glass of bourbon will have to do! CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:32 PM (QzJWU)

86 Distance makes it easier, but you don't want to be the asshole talking shit about the loser scumbag that ODed to the family that was trying to get him help and cleaned up.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (vMCab)

If he was a three-time loser, his family wasn't trying hard enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:32 PM (vviQK)

87 Not so much necessarily for empathy towards those who commit it, but for those who are left in their wake.
...
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (vMCab)


This. Suicide is devastating for at least a generation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

88 THIS SPACE FOR RENT

Posted by: Joe Biden's forehead at July 19, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

89 Distance makes it easier, but you don't want to be
the asshole talking shit about the loser scumbag that ODed to the family
that was trying to get him help and cleaned up.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (vMCab)

I agree. The destruction left in the wake of addicts' behavior is horrid. And for those victims I have empathy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (Q9lwr)

90 it is every good father's job to teach his children how to do blow and how much blow to do.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (M5vv0)

91 Wait, you said he'd get a second narcan dose and the second tattoo!

I lied.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (kTF2Z)

92 Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)

Are you near Bishop or Lone pine?

Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (9UmRs)

93 THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Posted by: Joe Biden's forehead


Your Chinese landlord allow you to sublet, Joe?

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2021 09:34 PM (DMQdU)

94 THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Posted by: Joe Biden's forehead


what is harris's tramp stamp for $100?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:35 PM (M5vv0)

95 Dang, NBC Sports talkin' about being responsible just did not make sense!

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:35 PM (fcqmr)

96 The destruction left in the wake of addicts' behavior is horrid. And for those victims I have empathy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (Q9lwr)
* * * *
Indeed. Totally agree with you there.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at July 19, 2021 09:35 PM (rwusL)

97 what is harris's tramp stamp for $100?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:35 PM


Her tramp stamp says 'Deliveries at the Front'.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (4fSQf)

98 Seems like that fentanyl shit is everywhere. If I was in my partying days I wouldn't touch anything.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)

99 good evening horde!

Posted by: wing at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (JFzNN)

100 Her tramp stamp says 'Deliveries at the Front'.
Posted by: Alabama at Ju


so you are saying she does not do anal.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (M5vv0)

101 Her tramp stamp says 'Deliveries at the Front'.
Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (4fSQf)


"All Ports Open"

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:37 PM (vMCab)

102 Alright! top 100

Posted by: wing at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM (JFzNN)

103 Seems like that fentanyl shit is everywhere.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)

I have yet to OD on Fentanyl from drinking bourbon, rye, Scotch Whiskey or gin. Oh...and I had a tequila Old Fashioned yesterday, so add that to the list of safe drugs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM (Q9lwr)

104 'I expect promotion'

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM (4fSQf)

105 Well, I hung new set of drive chains, and a new deck belt on the old Dixon zero-steer mower today. It is now much quieter, and cuts like new again. Found the jackshaft that mounts the 9-tooth sprocket for the right wheel was badly bent; must have gotten a stick wedged between the chain and the wheel sprocket, I guess. Took off the sprocket, spacers, and wee little brake drum, and slipped a stout piece of pipe over the bent shaft. After several judicial heaves on it, got the runout down from about a half inch to around .020". which the chain slack tensioner can handle OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (vviQK)

106 102 Alright! top 100

Posted by: wing at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM



Fail...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (bvhOY)

107 90 it is every good father's job to teach his children how to do blow and how much blow to do.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (M5vv0)


...oh, hey, Hunter! How's The Big Guy getting along with his new digs on Pennsylvania Avenue?

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (8h1h1)

108 so you are saying she does not do anal.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (M5vv0)

I would bet the ranch that she does anal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (Q9lwr)

109 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 19, 2021 09:09 PM (+4oV5)

{{{Ladyl}}}, good evening to you!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (Agr8U)

110 106 102 Alright! top 100

Posted by: wing at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM

Fail...
Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (bvhOY)


Maybe Wing self identifies as 99?

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (4fSQf)

111 102 Alright! top 100
Posted by: wing at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM (JFzNN)

So, sometimes I am an asshole.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:40 PM (fcqmr)

112 Well, I hung new set of drive chains, and a new deck belt on the old Dixon zero-steer mower today. It is now much quieter, and cuts like new again. Found the jackshaft that mounts the 9-tooth sprocket for the right wheel was badly bent; must have gotten a stick wedged between the chain and the wheel sprocket, I guess. Took off the sprocket, spacers, and wee little brake drum, and slipped a stout piece of pipe over the bent shaft. After several judicial heaves on it, got the runout down from about a half inch to around .020". which the chain slack tensioner can handle OK.
Posted by: Alber


fwiw, before the end of the first sentence the writer was known

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:40 PM (M5vv0)

113
Chicoms are responsible for much of the fentanyl getting here. It's like the Chicoms want to kill us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 19, 2021 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)

114 so you are saying she does not do anal.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (M5vv0)

I would bet the ranch that she does anal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown



agreed

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:40 PM (M5vv0)

115 Rockets fired from Lebanon into Northern Israel a few minutes ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk1W8vLjcZA

Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2021 09:41 PM (XrnX7)

116 so you are saying she does not do anal.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:36 PM (M5vv0)

I would bet the ranch that she does anal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown

in fairness, she is a bitch and a whore but I bet she is fun in bed

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:41 PM (M5vv0)

117 Well, I hung new set of drive chains, and a new deck belt on the old Dixon zero-steer mower today. It is now much quieter, and cuts like new again. Found the jackshaft that mounts the 9-tooth sprocket for the right wheel was badly bent; must have gotten a stick wedged between the chain and the wheel sprocket, I guess. Took off the sprocket, spacers, and wee little brake drum, and slipped a stout piece of pipe over the bent shaft. After several judicial heaves on it, got the runout down from about a half inch to around .020". which the chain slack tensioner can handle OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (vviQK)

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I did the dishes and took the trash out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)

118 I would bet the ranch that she does anal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (Q9lwr)

Ranch is nasty stuff. No harm in gambling with it. Balsamic vinegar, on the other hand, you want to hoard that.

BTW, I was fed dinner at a friend's place a few evenings back, and we had spaghetti. The sauce was awesome. The cook (retired fireman) said, "the secret is maple syrup, and lemon juice".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (vviQK)

119 in fairness, she is a bitch and a whore but I bet she is fun in bed
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:41 PM (M5vv0


You'd be playing guess the STD sore.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (4fSQf)

120 in fairness, she is a bitch and a whore but I bet she is fun in bed
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:41 PM (M5vv0)

May God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (fcqmr)

121 in fairness, she is a bitch and a whore but I bet she is fun in bed

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:41 PM (M5vv0)

Agreed, but there are lots of nice, non-promiscuous women who are fun in bed...and who won't give you herpes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:44 PM (Q9lwr)

122 115 And slo jo and the libs at the helm. God help us all.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 09:44 PM (dYrVA)

123 in fairness, she is a bitch and a whore but I bet she is fun in bed
Posted by: confederatefifth

And then she'd cackle and you be a limp biscuit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (FdL0j)

124 I've been playing Vampyr and I'll say that DontNod has done a really good job in making it kind of difficult to do a "no kill" play through. Showing how much XP each character can give you which is massive compared to regular combat kills. And then just making almost all of them pretty flawed people and really tempting to kill them for the bad they've done.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (vMCab)

125 I did the dishes and took the trash out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)

Damn Type A people!

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (fcqmr)

126 The cook (retired fireman) said, "the secret is maple syrup, and lemon juice".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (vviQK)

That is just vile!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (Q9lwr)

127 Fail...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM (bvhOY)

Maybe Wing self identifies as 99?

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:39 PM



Wing was safely in at #99...My bad... "Fail" rescinded!

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (bvhOY)

128 I did the dishes and took the trash out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)

Fixing the bent shaft was dead easy. Had to remove exactly ONE nut. Stringing the new drive chains, in the limited space available, was the hard part.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (vviQK)

129
WH admitted Kameltoe got tested for the 'Rona, but assured us it was routine and had nothing to do with her wallowing around with the diseased fleebaggers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 19, 2021 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)

130 I have yet to OD on Fentanyl from drinking bourbon, rye, Scotch Whiskey or gin. Oh...and I had a tequila Old Fashioned yesterday, so add that to the list of safe drugs!
------
Amen to that brother. I'll sous vide my liver the way I like it!

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:46 PM (+ya+t)

131 I have a new career opening. I plan to start making Hunter Biden art Forgeries. It is not like he is a talented artist? Do you think Hunter is making them himself?

Posted by: Picric at July 19, 2021 09:47 PM (3QnyK)

132 ..I agree. The destruction left in the wake of addicts' behavior is horrid. And for those victims I have empathy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:33 PM (Q9lwr)

Yep. My older and only brother just got a fresh 40 month sentence up in Minnesota. Aggravated Assault, plus an Electronic Harassment misdemeanor I had charged against him. My late StepMom described it thus to him.. "you've left a trail of destruction in your wake for nearly all of your life." And boy howdy, was that ever an understatement. Prison is the only safe place for him, he can't help but go off the rails on the outside. Every time. I don't think he's experienced more than two straight years without finding himself behind bars, once again. He'll turn 66 in September, and I'll send him neither cake or file.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:47 PM (QzJWU)

133 126 The cook (retired fireman) said, "the secret is maple syrup, and lemon juice".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:43 PM (vviQK)

That is just vile!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (Q9lwr)

What you got against Lemon Juice?!

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:48 PM (fcqmr)

134 Guess how many people in Texas (population ~28 million) died "from" COVID yesterday?

11.

The charts that are showing those scary spikes in COVID aren't tracking the raw NUMBERS of cases, but rather the % increase in the RATE per 100,00 cases.

They are counting on nobody reading the y-axis parameters.

It's working.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 19, 2021 09:48 PM (SRRAx)

135 He'll turn 66 in September, and I'll send him neither cake or file.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:47 PM (QzJWU)

Awww! You ought to send him a cast iron cake, with a chocolate file in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:48 PM (vviQK)

136 Fixing the bent shaft was dead easy. Had to remove exactly ONE nut. Stringing the new drive chains, in the limited space available, was the hard part.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:45 PM (vviQK)

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I got a corner of the trash bag caught and damn near ripped it. Fixed that shit though. I'm handy that way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)

137 It's working.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 19, 2021 09:48 PM (SRRAx)


And it only took decades of public edumacation to get us to this point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

138

Maple syrup in spaghetti sauce sounds intriguing...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:49 PM (bvhOY)

139 121 in fairness, she is a bitch and a whore but I bet she is fun in bed
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 09:41 PM (M5vv0)
Agreed, but there are lots of nice, non-promiscuous women who are fun in bed...and who won't give you herpes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:44 PM (Q9lwr)


I doubt she's fun in bed. When she was spreading her legs to get ahead yeah she probably was. But now? She's the epitome of the punchline to "Why is the bride smiling on her wedding day?"

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:50 PM (vMCab)

140 Evening

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 09:50 PM (IYHxL)

141 ODs and suicides are both difficult and complex issues to deal with. Not so much necessarily for empathy towards those who commit it, but for those who are left in their wake. Distance makes it easier, but you don't want to be the asshole talking shit about the loser scumbag that ODed to the family that was trying to get him help and cleaned up.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:29

That reminds me of an earlier post today.
suicide was mentioned and the the response was...
That's a terrible thing to do to your friends.

I might add to family also. My grt uncle shot himself in 1933 at age 21. At home and my Grandma, aged 23 was the first on the scene.

It truly scarred that family for years. Odd thing is that my grandparents were friends at the time, engaged to others. This drew them closer and they ditched the fiancée's and got married the next year.

So if that hadn't happened I may never have been born. TY Herb and Marg for finding each other.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 09:50 PM (55Qr6)

142 Maple syrup in spaghetti sauce sounds intriguing...
Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:49 PM (bvhOY)

I could taste neither maple syrup, nor the lemon juice. It just amped up the flavor of the tomato and basil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:51 PM (vviQK)

143 You'd be surprised how little security there is on the perimeter of an airport.

I missed a flight out of JFK years ago but apparently they're still lax in perimeter security. So I'm having to get to the interstate and hitch back home cause I didn't come by car. So I'm walking around (and airports are not made for walking around outside of the terminal) and I get lost of course and I wander into the airfield and into the area where on airlines pilots and stewardesses get their pay and their orders etc. Just like front office in a regular job. I walk in wander around finally someone asks me who the f**k I am ( I did not look like stewardess or a pilot but it took a long time for anyone to ask)? So I tell them and they get me a security ride to the airport gate.

Why have such strict security inside the terminal when people can just walk in from the outside? It's a long walk for most airports but doable. If I'd had a uniform and a clipboard I could've gone anywhere on the field. To where they park the planes to the baggage areas etc.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 09:51 PM (wb4G5)

144 Waving Hi to everyone and thanks again for the ONT Mis Hum.

I'll come back later to read the content and as many comments as I can.

I am down a rabbit hole and not sure where it is going to take me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 09:51 PM (5p7BC)

145 They are counting on nobody reading the y-axis parameters.

It's working.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 19, 2021 09:48 PM (SRRAx)

TiFW, you know the rules about math.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2021 09:52 PM (fcqmr)

146 138Maple syrup in spaghetti sauce sounds intriguing...
Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:49 PM (bvhOY)


Similar effect to brown sugar perhaps? Neutralized a bit of the tomatoes acidity?

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab)

147 Similar effect to brown sugar perhaps? Neutralized a bit of the tomatoes acidity?
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 09:52 PM (vMCab

Bingo.

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:53 PM (4fSQf)

148 77 Whoa, AOP! It's the Olympics, you'll have to page Amateur Crustes.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 19, 2021 09:53 PM (vQd3N)

149 Don't understand the lemon juice though

Posted by: Alabama at July 19, 2021 09:53 PM (4fSQf)

150 >>>doubt she's fun in bed. When she was spreading her legs to get ahead yeah she probably was. But now? She's the epitome of the punchline to "Why is the bride smiling on her wedding day?"

Cackling bossy hag
Yup, that sound like lots of fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:53 PM (aA3+G)

151 Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 09:50 PM (55Qr6)

Friend's brother committed suicide decades ago!

It is STILL the first thing the siblings talk about at their family reunions, and the grand-kid still wonders what did I do wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 19, 2021 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

152 Why have such strict security inside the terminal when people can just walk in from the outside? It's a long walk for most airports but doable. If I'd had a uniform and a clipboard I could've gone anywhere on the field. To where they park the planes to the baggage areas etc.
Posted by: jakee308

I'm 2 miles from the airport. This is true.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 09:54 PM (dYrVA)

153 Whoa, AOP! It's the Olympics, you'll have to page Amateur Crustes.
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 19, 2021 09:53 PM (vQd3N)

heh! good one!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 09:55 PM (vviQK)

154 Kamala Harris 20 years ago was probably a blast in the sack. Now? Probably entitled dead fish.

Pass.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 09:55 PM (IYHxL)

155 I went to the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Fair in 1970. Commander Cody was playing. Friggin Awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2021 09:55 PM (axyOa)

156 I know a lot of dead guys from drugs and alcohol. It's slow suicide.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)

157 I have yet to OD on Fentanyl from drinking bourbon, rye, Scotch Whiskey or gin. Oh...and I had a tequila Old Fashioned yesterday, so add that to the list of safe drugs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:38 PM (Q9lwr)



What type (not brand) of tequila? And how did you like it compared to a bourbon or rye old fashioned?

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)

158 156 I know a lot of dead guys from drugs and alcohol. It's slow suicide.
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)


That it is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

159 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 19, 2021 09:58 PM (8xiTL)

160 It's a bitch when you get old and know how to fix stuff but have to hire someone because you can't bend or twist or climb under or around stuff.

It aggravates the crap out of me. One thing I do is not kibbitz. I know how that sucks from when I was a repairman. Usually I don't even watch.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 09:58 PM (wb4G5)

161

I checked out pics of the young Kammy -- not half bad...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 09:58 PM (bvhOY)

162 The YouTube algorithm is really a mystery, now instead of suggesting animals eating other animals and women shopping haul videos it's now suggesting car crash compilations.


Great.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 09:59 PM (mu7kg)

163 Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)

Yes, this is information that is needed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 09:59 PM (IYHxL)

164 Maple syrup in spaghetti sauce sounds intriguing...
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You would end up swimming in the Chicago river with cement shoes for such a thing around here.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)

165 162 The YouTube algorithm is really a mystery, now instead of suggesting animals eating other animals and women shopping haul videos it's now suggesting car crash compilations.
Great.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 09:59 PM (mu7kg)



If you want to laugh instead I suggest doing a search for 11 foot 8 bridge.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 10:01 PM (vMCab)

166 Sunday Swimwear on Monday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2021 10:01 PM (qAR6u)

167

I imagine maple syrup and tomato paste would make a sovereign base for a BBQ sauce...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 10:02 PM (bvhOY)

168 There's some good movies out there that explore poisonous, highly addictive drugs and the carnage they cause. It's really moving to see the dramatization of the addicts' struggle and the peripheral toll to the mental and physical health of those around the addict. Frankenhooker is a good example.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 19, 2021 10:02 PM (Wm5SB)

169 Agreed, but there are lots of nice, non-promiscuous women who are fun in bed...and who won't give you herpes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


this is true, however, I think the saddest thing about herpes is that some guys get it from a girl that is awful in bed.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 10:03 PM (M5vv0)

170 Man, when one doesn't arrive on time, ... I, I'll be better.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 10:04 PM (qleR6)

171 Greetings:

Long walk off a short pier time ???

Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2021 10:05 PM (evgyj)

172 Sunday Swimwear on Monday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2021 10:01 PM (qAR6u)



Thank you for your ongoing services to society!

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)

173 Greetings ONT'ers.

Hard lemonade on top of multiple glasses of CC.

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at July 19, 2021 10:06 PM (DDazy)

174

Maple syrup on pizza > pineapple!

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 10:06 PM (bvhOY)

175 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at July 19, 2021 10:07 PM (VxC1e)

176 164 Maple syrup in spaghetti sauce sounds intriguing...
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You would end up swimming in the Chicago river with cement shoes for such a thing around here.

Maple syrup goes on breakfast items & ice cream, not q
Spaghetti

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

177

Sod off, Sandy...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 10:07 PM (bvhOY)

178 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at July 19, 2021 10:07 PM (VxC1e)

179 It never ceases to amuse me that Rob Zombie of all people is a known teetotaler. The Tool guy is supposedly pretty clean too, but that surprises me less given that he loves himself very much without the need of questionable substances.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 10:07 PM (8h1h1)

180 Lost

Planet

Airmen

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)

181 Dear Lord Dana Loesch is coming to the defense of Black Rifle, because Sponsors

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 19, 2021 10:09 PM (dKiJG)

182 Bicycle Panzerfausts are the best Panzerfausts.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:10 PM (VxC1e)

183 "white privilege" by an array of well-paid academics, media elite and CEOs.Victor Davis Hanson
----------------

Victor, you turned on the only man that fought for you.
You lost my respect.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 10:10 PM (qleR6)

184 How you be MisHum? That pier up top makes me wish I had more money.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

185 I don't get the Black Rifle thing. Talk about a monumental spree of unforced errors...all the guy had to do was not mix business and personal, he could keep raking in the bucks. I mean, it's not like BRCC is a huge megalith that can write off some bad press by being the incumbent...they really only exist because the groups the guy is crapping on want them to.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 10:11 PM (8h1h1)

186 181 Dear Lord Dana Loesch is coming to the defense of Black Rifle, because Sponsors
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 19, 2021 10:09 PM (dKiJG)



She's defended her good friend Jake Tapper before. Of course that was before he set her up with that "townhall." She probably agrees with Black Rifle about the Jan 6 protesters too.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 10:12 PM (vMCab)

187 184 How you be MisHum? That pier up top makes me wish I had more money.

I'm well my friend

Property is going fast up this way

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2021 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

188 185 I don't get the Black Rifle thing. Talk about a monumental spree of unforced errors...all the guy had to do was not mix business and personal,

--------

All he had to do was STFU

But nooooooo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

189 District Attorney Chesa Boudin, raised by Bill Ayers, and formerly Hugo Chavez's advisor,

District Attorney Chesa Boudin, raised by Bill Ayers, and formerly Hugo Chavez's advisor,

District Attorney Chesa Boudin, raised by Bill Ayers, and formerly Hugo Chavez's advisor,

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 10:14 PM (qleR6)

190 Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 10:10 PM (qleR6)

What? When?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 10:14 PM (IYHxL)

191 I never understood why BRCC was ever a thing. I've not once heard someone say that they really liked the quality of the coffee.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 10:14 PM (QU5/8)

192 All he had to do was STFU

But nooooooo.
Posted by: Cicero


not even that, just say nothing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 10:15 PM (M5vv0)

193 185
It's arrogance. They have to demonstrate to the woke mob, who are not their customer base, that they despise their actual customer base.
Just like any company, deliver the goods and services and STFU.
Openly pissing on your customers is absolutely stupid. I cancelled my subscription to them the other day. I've been getting whiny e-mails about signing back up. Nope.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 19, 2021 10:15 PM (FtJ1S)

194 Top 200 !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:15 PM (okV1R)

195 Shut up, Sandy.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at July 19, 2021 10:17 PM (W66RU)

196 191
I do like their coffee. Beyond Black. I like more robust coffee. Dark roast and all. They've lost a customer for life. They have gained though, an evangelist against them.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 19, 2021 10:17 PM (FtJ1S)

197 And I'm sure these athletic people at their physical peak can get pretty darn creative with sexual positions not requiring a bed.
Posted by: buzzion

This is the story of couples with kids, married or just the significant other.
Those mom suburbans have another function besides hauling the kids around... it's like a tiny motel room for a hour or so with tinted windows.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 10:18 PM (U1PSu)

198 @165

>>If you want to laugh instead I suggest doing a search for 11 foot 8 bridge.

That's some sort of strange code for Lemon Party, isn't it?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 10:18 PM (mu7kg)

199 I've seen a recipe for spaghetti sauce with a teaspoon of grape jelly to cut the acidity of the tomatoes ...

Maple syrup may be to distinct a flavor just for something sweet.

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:18 PM (okV1R)

200 191 I never understood why BRCC was ever a thing. I've not once heard someone say that they really liked the quality of the coffee.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 10:14 PM (QU5/

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Every so-called conservative-biased business is just a big fucking grift. Start with that as a foundational principle and you'll make the right decisions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)

201 BRCC thing reminds me of when CAC threw us under the bus.
Lying aholes, both of them

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 10:19 PM (s99R7)

202 I heard the Black Rifle guy's interview with the hosts of the former Rush Limbaugh Show, today. Buck Sexton and ol' whatsisname.

BRCC guy did what I thought was a credible job of detailing how the NYT took a discussion of one set of circumstances (antifa burning shit down), and juxtaposed it on his views about the Jan 6th events.

I'm not one to dive into podcasts, but if someone can pull up that interview, I think it lends at least Reasonable Doubt as to the BRCC guy having done shit on the Right. Not an exoneration, and I'm not claiming that. But, like any of us, I'd say he deserves a fair hearing.

Disclaimer: I've never tried so much as a single cupppa that swill, so I have no caffeine in the game.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 10:20 PM (QzJWU)

203 50 I know that I will be vilified by some, but I have a hard time feeling much empathy for people who overdose.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:20 PM (Q9lwr)

And here I thought you were a softie.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The legal or illegal suppliers should ride the lighting.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 10:21 PM (U1PSu)

204 I'm well my friend

Property is going fast up this way
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Good to hear you're doing well sir, not so good to hear about property up nort. I always seem to be a day late and a dollar short. Kills me to think what could be got when I was younger. Takes a little longer for poor artists.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:22 PM (+ya+t)

205 Anybody want to lay odds on a disaster happening at the Olympics?

I'm thinking an overwrought women's hammer thrower launching an errant throw into the stands, snuffing a couple of socially distanced spectators (paid Japanese locals brought in to make up for the visual lack of actual paying spectators.

Or maybe a face-masked swimmer drowning on the third leg of the 400 individual medley.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:22 PM (Xwt96)

206 Cooler in bear box ==> bear in tent.

Posted by: RokShox at July 19, 2021 10:22 PM (fW/Hg)

207 Anybody want to lay odds on a disaster happening at the Olympics?

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That might get me to watch, for a few minutes anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e)

208 @199

Butter or cream will raise the ph, sugar will just make the acid sweet.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 10:23 PM (mu7kg)

209 Had to remove exactly ONE nut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


OK, who's missing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:24 PM (okV1R)

210 The Rand Corporation estimates that autonomous vehicles on roads could save hundreds of thousands of lives and change the world,
-

Elon, times a wasting.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (qleR6)

211 Does Sandy ever say "Woof", or "Bowwow
orr "Grrrrrr"?

Or is it always and ever "Arf"?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (Xwt96)

212 BRCC thing reminds me of when CAC threw us under the bus.
Lying aholes, both of them
Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam

Dana Loesch is getting dragged across concrete by anons on RW Twitter right now over it. She is spiraling, and it's fun. I can see her PTSD from her public Gab experience after engaging with anon BostonDave has not healed. lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (U1PSu)

213 Oh...and I had a tequila Old Fashioned yesterday, so add that to the list of safe drugs!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 09:38

Now that's first time I've heard of that. I made many Old Fashions in my time. MIL, Jo liked hers, had to have traditional cherry juice and bitters.

So what exactly is in a tequila version?

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (55Qr6)

214 Anybody want to lay odds on a disaster happening at the Olympics?

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That might get me to watch, for a few minutes anyway.
Posted by: Cicero

Heh, I'll watch the replays.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (dYrVA)

215 Well I do think it's reasonable to hear the BRCC guy out. After all, if I'm not mistaken, most of this information is as you say coming from the NY Times--an organization that's in the business of smearing non-collectivists. Poisonous tree and all that.

But I maintain that unforced errors have been made here.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (8h1h1)

216 That might get me to watch, for a few minutes anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

It would increase ratings, so ... greater good

- International Olympic Committee

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 10:26 PM (s99R7)

217 Had to remove exactly ONE nut.

Posted by: Alber


I very sincerely hope it was not the last nut

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 10:26 PM (M5vv0)

218 OK, who's missing ...
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:24 PM (okV1R)

Hey! I put it back, already.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 10:26 PM (vviQK)

219 OT: Galbani ricotta cheese really is the creamiest

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 10:26 PM (s99R7)

220 209 Had to remove exactly ONE nut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

OK, who's missing ...
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:24 PM (okV1R)

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You know who was missing one nut

*holds two fingers under nose*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

221 Butter or cream will raise the ph, sugar will just make the acid sweet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender


Any kitchen math on how much cream to add?

I am thinking that too little will just curdle...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:27 PM (okV1R)

222 @215

The BRCC gets no slack, a different exec got into a spat with a Texas county commissioner of some BS, called her a garbage human.

Their frauds plain and simple.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 10:28 PM (mu7kg)

223 A bear will utterly fuck up your vehicle. If you leave the window cracked e en a half inch or so, they can get their claw in and rip out a window. That french fry that fell between the seat cushions smells like an eight course dinner to the bear.

Roll up your windows all the way, keep the doors locked and be meticulous with food in your car.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:29 PM (Xwt96)

224 Iirc BRCC already had one strike against them by rushing to denounce Kyle Rittenhousr

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 10:29 PM (s99R7)

225 Just dropped in to say hi. Hi. Home again, at last, after failing to kill myself and recuperating at Mom's. Back to variable IPs and thus likely dodging the sockpuppet list.

I haven't watched this History Guy episode yet, but I thought the title worth mentioning... some war buffs here on this smart military blog may have heard of..
Dick Bong: Ace of Aces
https://youtu.be/C7NBU_3IZWM

Have a nice overnight. Gonna go watch the latest Intellectual Froglegs... after I finish perusing the content.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cats are happy we're home at July 19, 2021 10:29 PM (TtorR)

226
Or is it always and ever "Arf"?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:25 PM (Xwt96)

---------

Elizabeth say woof.

https://youtu.be/46AGWASyNgI

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:29 PM (VxC1e)

227 in an instance such as this brcc mess, the anus is upon thm to show that they did not do this and do not hate their customrs.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 10:29 PM (M5vv0)

228 Anyone who is a conservative ought to know better than to sit down for an interview with the MSM. This isn't 2000.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 10:30 PM (QU5/8)

229 220 209 Had to remove exactly ONE nut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

OK, who's missing ...
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:24 PM (okV1R)

You know who was missing one nut

*holds two fingers under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 10:30 PM (oHd/0)

230 Politics makes for strange bedfellows? Somebody should write that down somewhere.

Posted by: klaftern at July 19, 2021 10:30 PM (r4sI4)

231 Butter or cream will raise the ph, sugar will just make the acid sweet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Any kitchen math on how much cream to add?

I am thinking that too little will just curdle...
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:27 PM (okV1R)

If you are making spaghetti sauce for Sandy, you have to use arf and arf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 10:30 PM (vviQK)

232 Special Agent Trask looks and sounds like a real charmer. But it's ok... I'm sure a judge will sentence this Top Man to the harshest training module the IG can recommend. He showed a real lack of candor when he roid-raged his wife like that. So little candor. For shame. It's a good thing for him he didn't really mean anything by that beating, or he might be in real trouble... He could even lose his parking spot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 10:31 PM (JN3xP)

233 If you are making spaghetti sauce for Sandy, you have to use arf and arf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 10:30 PM



*golfclap...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 10:31 PM (bvhOY)

234 Galbani

I love all their cheese product. The moz is good too.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:31 PM (dYrVA)

235
That might get me to watch, for a few minutes anyway.
Posted by: Cicero
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Ah. We should lobby for a Javelin-catching event.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2021 10:32 PM (bPH26)

236 If you are making spaghetti sauce for Sandy, you have to use arf and arf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


* sighs *

** opens garage door **

*** wheels trebuchet into position ***

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Evening Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:32 PM (okV1R)

237 I'm here!Last night in the apartment.
I will spend the rest of the week entertaining movers, internet installers, HVAC repair guys, furniture delivery people, microwave repair guys and unpacking a multitude of boxes which my sons packed so I have no idea where everything is.
But, Saturday is the MoMe so I will endeavor to recover so I can be fully prepared to enjoy the festivities.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2021 10:33 PM (sd8p8)

238 Bears can get their claws in the top of the back doors and bend them down. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Muchas buchas at July 19, 2021 10:33 PM (IDj1d)

239 But Goebbels
Had no balls
At all

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

240 Butter or cream will raise the ph, sugar will just make the acid sweet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Any kitchen math on how much cream to add?

I am thinking that too little will just curdle...
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Put cream in until you like the color with a splash of vodka makes vodka sauce. Use good San Marzano canned tomatoes. Really worth the money and you won't have to go through all the work of "fixing" them.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:35 PM (+ya+t)

241

I don't think the ursids in my AO are motivated enough to vandalise a car -- they're too fat!

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 10:36 PM (bvhOY)

242 Maybe that remote cabin in the woods for a wknd isn't such a good idea.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:37 PM (dYrVA)

243 Maybe that remote cabin in the woods for a wknd isn't such a good idea.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:37 PM (dYrVA)

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Don't be silly. You'll love it!

Posted by: Michael Meyers at July 19, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

244

Everyone's run off to experiment in the kitchen with that maply goodness, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at July 19, 2021 10:39 PM (bvhOY)

245 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 10:31 PM (JN3xP)
To be fair, the candor restoration briefing is a really rough four hour course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! (hOUT3) at July 19, 2021 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

246 @221

Well it depends, if your using jar tomato sauce you can go with two three tablespoons of butter or a 1/4 cup of cream.

If your using canned tomatoes and making your own sauce you can go with less or more.

It depends how sensitive you are to acid.

It take pantoprozole on the regular and Tums to deal with acid reflux.

If I look at tomato sauce the wrong way I get heartburn.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 10:42 PM (mu7kg)

247 243 Maybe that remote cabin in the woods for a wknd isn't such a good idea.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:37 PM (dYrVA)

Don't be silly. You'll love it!
Posted by: Michael Meyers at July 19, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

Just don't forget the pic i nic baskeeetttt...

Posted by: Yogi, duh Bear at July 19, 2021 10:42 PM (oHd/0)

248 Just point me toward that Franz Ferdinand dude.

Posted by: Gavrilo Princep at July 19, 2021 10:43 PM (VxC1e)

249 My Australian Shepherd is, how shall we put this delicately?... big boned, fluffy, bit of a wide load if you may.

Couple weeks ago we had a bear come walking down the driveway, maybe a hundred yards from the house. Six-year-old granddaughter says, "Mommy, there's a bear!" Her mom, who was helping fix breakfast didn't bother looking around and said, "Nah! That's just Buckley!"

Buckley, who is never far away when bacon is cooking, looked up from the kitchen floor and said, "Who? Me?"

Yep. It was a bear. Bit of a fat ass, kinda resembled Buckley. It took twenty minutes to coax six-year-old granddaughter down from the loft where she had run for shelter.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:43 PM (Xwt96)

250 So how many people will use their computational heavy autonomous cars for mining crypto when not being driven?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2021 10:44 PM (iMXIi)

251 Maybe that remote cabin in the woods for a wknd isn't such a good idea.
Posted by: Infidel


If it's the one on chicken legs, bring more vodka ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baba Yaga Critic ... at July 19, 2021 10:44 PM (okV1R)

252 Bears can get their claws in the top of the back doors and bend them down. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Muchas buchas

Hmmm... reality show idea: nekkid Florida car bumper guy vs random bear in car tug of war

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 10:45 PM (s99R7)

253 Curiously, I haven't had any bears around in the last couple of months.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2021 10:46 PM (CTJwJ)

254 Weird what happens to these Conservative Thought Leaders and Influencers when they go one on one with regular anons. It's always SHOW YOUR FACE usually combined with some form of Leftist framing attack.
These people are weak and pathetic propped up by their millions being corporate and foreign Whores for Billionaires.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 10:46 PM (U1PSu)

255 Here in AZ the drought has dried up the bears normal diet....see what
I did there. They look like greyhounds.

Posted by: Muchas buchas at July 19, 2021 10:46 PM (IDj1d)

256 but I bet she is fun in bed
Posted by: confederatefifth

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yikes.

not only would i not f---k que malla harris, but i would not f--k anybody who f--ked anybody who f--ked que malla harris.

I require at least 6 degrees of separation from that bulldog faced cackling whore,

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2021 10:46 PM (BGO2z)

257 253 Curiously, I haven't had any bears around in the last couple of months.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2021 10:46 PM (CTJwJ)

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At these prices, you won't get many more.

Posted by: A Kangaroo at July 19, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)

258 Bears can get their claws in the top of the back doors and bend them down. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at July 19, 2021 10:33 PM (IDj1d)

Bears. Claws.

Bearclaws! Kroger run!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman at July 19, 2021 10:47 PM (4I/2K)

259 "We'd anchor out off shore and the fuckers would still swim out to get on the boat. Fuck that unless you can shoot them."

Minefields? Porpoises from the USN's marine mammal program? Armed UUVs?

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 10:48 PM (OTzUX)

260 Man, you'll never believe this. A couple weeks ago I was walking down some dude's driveway. Heard a little girl shriek in terror. That's always fun. Then some lard ass Australian Shepherd came running out on the deck barking like he was a tough guy or something. I swear, it was like looking in a mirror!! I wandered off. No biggie!!!

Posted by: A chubby bear in Colorado at July 19, 2021 10:48 PM (Xwt96)

261 Yep. It was a bear. Bit of a fat ass, kinda resembled Buckley. It took twenty minutes to coax six-year-old granddaughter down from the loft where she had run for shelter.
Posted by: Muldoon

lol, and much begging, I'm sure.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:50 PM (dYrVA)

262 Yep. My older and only brother just got a fresh 40 month sentence up in Minnesota. Aggravated Assault, plus an Electronic Harassment misdemeanor I had charged against him. My late StepMom described it thus to him.. "you've left a trail of destruction in your wake for nearly all of your life." And boy howdy, was that ever an understatement. Prison is the only safe place for him, he can't help but go off the rails on the outside. Every time. I don't think he's experienced more than two straight years without finding himself behind bars, once again. He'll turn 66 in September, and I'll send him neither cake or file.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 09:47

I've followed your story about the brother for a long time. You see he is just less than a month older than I.

Glad you charged him w/ the harassment. How the heel did he think that was a good idea?

Now you turned out OK, well relatively speaking. What went wrong w/ him just bad wiring? If you were a shrink how would you describe him?

I'm no shrink but would self destructive narcissist be included?

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 10:51 PM (55Qr6)

263 not only would i not f---k que malla harris, but i would not f--k anybody who f--ked anybody who f--ked que malla harris.

I require at least 6 degrees of separation from that bulldog faced cackling whore,
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2021 10:46 PM (BGO2z)


6 degrees? In modern sexciety, that leaves you with just the 65+ age group. Most of them, anyways.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 19, 2021 10:52 PM (4I/2K)

264 "the anus is upon thm"

Posted by: Felicitous AOSHQ Typo Museum Presents at July 19, 2021 10:53 PM (OTzUX)

265 250 So how many people will use their someone else's computational heavy autonomous cars for mining crypto when not being driven?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 19, 2021 10:44 PM (iMXIi)


FTFY

Seriously though, that Rand study sure sounds like part one of some corpo's argument that your smart car isn't really "yours" because it could be repurposed for whatever socially virtuous pet project the said corpo is into this month. Call me cynical but I've dealt with these sorts...trusting them with an internet connection to your stuff is like trusting Hunter Biden with access to a huge stash of hookers and blow.

Posted by: CppThis at July 19, 2021 10:53 PM (8h1h1)

266 Wait just a second. Kevin Bacon had sex with Kamala Harris? What did I miss?

Posted by: A chubby bear in Colorado at July 19, 2021 10:53 PM (Xwt96)

267
Fun stat. Federal govt spending is now at a rate of $875M per hour. The rate at which the Fed is buying bonds to monetize US debt is at a rate of $336M per hour.

Just ponder that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 19, 2021 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)

268 Black bear will come into your tent if there is something they want in there. That's a young man's sport.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:54 PM (+ya+t)

269 Ignore the bear sock. Resetting to normal.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:54 PM (Xwt96)

270 266 Wait just a second. Kevin Bacon had sex with Kamala Harris? What did I miss?
Posted by: A chubby bear in Colorado at July 19, 2021 10:53 PM (Xwt96)

A couple degrees of separation?

Posted by: Yogi, duh Bear at July 19, 2021 10:55 PM (oHd/0)

271 Black bear will come into your tent if there is something they want in there. That's a young man's sport.
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:54 PM (+ya+t)

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You just need to show that you respect it.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at July 19, 2021 10:55 PM (VxC1e)

272 Just ponder that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Makes me wonder if I should liquidate accounts.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:56 PM (dYrVA)

273 I happen to know that Kevin Bacon tastes nothing like actual bacon.

Posted by: Heelzupp Harris at July 19, 2021 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

274 Took a long time to recover from the Carter years. Not sure I have that much time.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 10:58 PM (dYrVA)

275 Pro Tip: When camping in bear country be sure to keep your Snickers bars stashed in the foot of your sleeping bag. A bear would never think to look there.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:59 PM (Xwt96)

276 A bear will utterly fuck up your vehicle. If you
leave the window cracked e en a half inch or so, they can get their claw
in and rip out a window. That french fry that fell between the seat
cushions smells like an eight course dinner to the bear.



Roll up your windows all the way, keep the doors locked and be meticulous with food in your car.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 10:29 PM (Xwt96)

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the bears up at the Mt Whitney trailhead in Lone Pine CA know what an ice chest looks like, and will rip open your vehicle if they see one. signs poasted to that effect abound in the parking area,

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 19, 2021 10:59 PM (8xiTL)

277 Black bear will come into your tent if there is something they want in there. That's a young man's sport.
Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 10:54 PM (+ya+t)

I was sleeping in a tent, right on a disused logging road in the Coast Mountains near Terrace, B.C. My partner was sleeping in the vehicle, where the food was. Woke up, heard something snuffling around the tent. Peered out the tent flap, bear was on its hind legs, peering in the back window of the vehicle. I shouted, and it ran off. I had the .303 with me, but never had to use it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 10:59 PM (vviQK)

278
Makes me wonder if I should liquidate accounts.
Posted by: Infidel
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Bear market

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2021 11:00 PM (1vynn)

279 Lol, Muldoon

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 11:00 PM (+ya+t)

280 ..Now you turned out OK, well relatively speaking. What went wrong w/ him just bad wiring? If you were a shrink how would you describe him? I'm no shrink but would self destructive narcissist be included? Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 10:51 PM (55Qr6)

Just bad wiring, when you get right down to it. Trying to define it with a given "complex" would fail utterly to paint a full and illustrative picture.

Self destructive narcissist wouldn't be a bad starting point though. And "Thug", covers the rest.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

281 Pffft. One Timothy Treadwell and a half hour later, you're hungry again.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at July 19, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

282 6 degrees? In modern sexciety, that leaves you with just the 65+ age group. Most of them, anyways.
Posted by: Count de Monet,

I do not believe this, and now I will block you for trying to weird me out thinking about it whenever I meet new people.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2021 11:02 PM (BGO2z)

283 Anyone ever check out series of "your dinosaurs are wrong" Its kind of interesting and its not really about like saying the designs we see are wrong, but more using classic dinosaur toys that are sent in and showing what's wrong on them compared to the accepted designs.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2021 11:02 PM (vMCab)

284 Phew! This tent smells like stinky sweaty feet. Then again, Snickers bars. Hmmm. What the heck, YOLO. I'm going in...

Posted by: A chubby bear in Colorado at July 19, 2021 11:03 PM (Xwt96)

285 You have to go out and find them as opposed to them coming to you.


I was helping a couple of our grads sort through job leads this morning.

3 different bars offering $1000 sign on bonuses, hourly rate of $8.50-$10.00 an hour, plus gratuities where bartenders make their real money.

It wouldn't be unusual for a bartender to make $65k a year in Tennessee right now working three shifts a week in this environment.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:03 PM (5We2S)

286 Jim, sorry about your brother.

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 11:04 PM (s99R7)

287 Pffft. One Timothy Treadwell and a half hour later, you're hungry again.
Posted by: Yogi Bear at July 19, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

You have to use Zatarain's Cajun Hippie Rub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 11:04 PM (vviQK)

288 "white privilege" by an array of well-paid academics, media elite and CEOs.Victor Davis Hanson
----------------
Victor, you turned on the only man that fought for you.
You lost my respect.
Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 10:10
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What do you mean by that B? Not familiar w/ this.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 11:05 PM (55Qr6)

289 3 shifts? WTH am I doing here.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:05 PM (dYrVA)

290 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 11:06 PM (Xwt96)

291 244

Everyone's run off to experiment in the kitchen with that maply goodness, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai

kitchen?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2021 11:06 PM (BGO2z)

292 Triple time and a half!

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 11:06 PM (+ya+t)

293 Evening...again.

It is 45 days until the new Iron Maiden album, Senjutsu, is released on September 3rd.
I shall count down the days for the benefit of the Horde.
All praise be upon the Gods.
Hail and Kill!

I must go. I must be up early.

\m/ Up The Irons! \m/

Posted by: Robert - 45 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 19, 2021 11:08 PM (1Yy3c)

294 Just checking in quick. Lots of Fire in Nurse and Jordans area. I'll have an additional plane up there tomorrow.
King Air that crashed, We covered the recovery effort.
It lost a wing. Older, different model of King Air than what we operate. Prayers for Matt and Jeff, Knew them both well.
Dedicated fire fighters both. Not an easy job. Hope everyone is doing well!

Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:08 PM (y1Mvi)

295 3 shifts? WTH am I doing here.

.....

I'm not kidding.

I had a bar owner call me for candidates. I asked him what happened with the two he hired three weeks ago that I sent him.

He said the resort up the street recruited them away from him. It's crazy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:09 PM (5We2S)

296 Damn White People (Supremacists) have been forcing the inner city ferals and Urban Diversity Hugboxes to commit violence the entire time. I bet it was telepathy, let's have a look.

@JackPosobiec
SCOOP: The Biden White House and the Dept of Justice Hosted a Joint Presentation Teaching that Inner City Violence Caused by White Supremacist Ideology, Racism, and Police
@HumanEvents
obtained the entire training video and materials from a whistleblower

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:09 PM (9p92i)

297 How does one work 3 shifts in a bar?
It isn't open 24 hours, is it?

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 11:11 PM (s99R7)

298 @JackPosobiec
SCOOP: The Biden White House and the Dept of Justice Hosted a Joint Presentation Teaching that Inner City Violence Caused by White Supremacist Ideology, Racism, and Police
@HumanEvents
obtained the entire training video and materials from a whistleblower
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:09 PM (9p92i)

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Ugh. You could not make this shit up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)

299 Just checking in quick. Lots of Fire in Nurse and Jordans area. I'll have an additional plane up there tomorrow.
King Air that crashed, We covered the recovery effort.
It lost a wing. Older, different model of King Air than what we operate. Prayers for Matt and Jeff, Knew them both well.
Dedicated fire fighters both. Not an easy job. Hope everyone is doing well!
Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:08 PM (y1Mvi)

Please accept my condolences on the loss of your friends and colleagues, DB. Smoke from the fires in B.C. and Washington fills the air here. Ground visibility is down to as little as two miles. Sometimes, I can smell the wood smoke. Sun is dull red orb in the sky. Was trifle better this afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 11:15 PM (vviQK)

300 ..Jim, sorry about your brother. Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 11:04 PM (s99R7)

Well, technically, he's my brother. DNA and blood. But he's not been a "Brother" in any moral sense of the word, for many a decade now. And short of a Saul on the road to Damascus evolution, it's going to stay that way, too. I've done what I can do on the "constructive" side of things. From here on out though, it's just a holding action or "the best defense is a good offense" approach.

I anticipate no rapaproachment, nor seek it.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

301 How does one work 3 shifts in a bar?

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I did that every month. Hard, but not impossible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 11:16 PM (VxC1e)

302 If you are working nights in a bar, you are either in at Happy Hour (5 pm) or volume (6 pm) and work until midnight-3 am (depending on concept).

Generally around 10 hour shifts. Most of my temp staff for the private events are averaging $250 on weekdays and $400 on Fridays and Saturdays in tips.

If you work one weekday and the weekend combo, you are knocking down $1000-1100 a week in tips. Throw in $250-$300 in hourly and you are pulling in between $60-70k.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:16 PM (5We2S)

303 Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

There is family you choose... then there is family you are related to.

Sometimes they coincide... but not always.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2021 11:17 PM (oHd/0)

304 King Air that crashed, We covered the recovery effort.
It lost a wing. Older, different model of King Air than what we operate. Prayers for Matt and Jeff, Knew them both well.
Dedicated fire fighters both. Not an easy job. Hope everyone is doing well!
Posted by: DBCooper

Been trying to contact family in Winston. No luck so far.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:18 PM (dYrVA)

305 King Air that crashed, We covered the recovery effort.
It lost a wing. Older, different model of King Air than what we operate

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B200 FTW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 11:18 PM (VxC1e)

306 That is, they are averaging that at their full-time bar gigs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:18 PM (5We2S)

307 AOP! It's a bugger up there for sure..

Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:19 PM (y1Mvi)

308 So 3 10- hour shifts in a *week*
Got it

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 11:19 PM (s99R7)

309 DBCooper, condolences and prayers

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 11:20 PM (s99R7)

310 AOP! It's a bugger up there for sure..
Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:19 PM (y1Mvi)

One thing the smoke seems to be doing, keeping the daytime temperatures down. We have a fire ban in my county, but the soil is not super dry, and the crops all look fine, so far.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 11:21 PM (vviQK)

311 A question about tips - if it's cash, they don't have to report it, right?

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 11:21 PM (s99R7)

312 The BRCC gets no slack, a different exec got into a spat with a Texas county commissioner of some BS, called her a garbage human.

Their frauds plain and simple.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2021 10:28 PM (mu7kg)

First mistake the BRCC guys are making is letting the MSM define who is 'far right' and 'radical'. Maybe it's not a mistake. Their ignorant comments on the Proud Boys indicates they have no problem talking about stuff they know nothing about.

Ultracrepidarians

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:21 PM (2DOZq)

313 Well, I think I'll pack up my tired schtick and hit the rack.

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 11:21 PM (VxC1e)

314 A question about tips - if it's cash, they don't have to report it, right?

.....

Those days are gone, for the most part.

90% of transactions are credit cards.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:22 PM (5We2S)

315 It wouldn't be unusual for a bartender to make $65k a year in Tennessee right now working three shifts a week in this environment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:03

Dang, wish I was younger and the body could do that today. 3 shifts a week, 65k?

Well it is about location, even adjusting for inflation that didn't happen in rural IL when I was tending. Wish we had wandered down to Nashville and started there after college, 1978.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2021 11:22 PM (55Qr6)

316 One thing the smoke seems to be doing, keeping the daytime temperatures down. We have a fire ban in my county, but the soil is not super dry, and the crops all look fine, so far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Fire ban and smokey skys here too. It's looking to cool off some next week.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:23 PM (dYrVA)

317 ..Just checking in quick. Lots of Fire in Nurse and Jordans area. I'll have an additional plane up there tomorrow. King Air that crashed, We covered the recovery effort. It lost a wing. Older, different model of King Air than what we operate. Prayers for Matt and Jeff, Knew them both well. Dedicated fire fighters both. Not an easy job. Hope everyone is doing well! Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:08 PM (y1Mvi)


First, amigo, please accept my sincere condolences as to the loss of your friends. Brothers in Arms are more than friends, as we all know.

Second, please accept my sincere thanks as to your helping to protect there, our beloved 'ettes. They're Sisters in Arms, in every way. They're blessed to have you flying Top Cover and Guardian.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:23 PM (QzJWU)

318 90% of transactions are credit cards.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Why I like to pay cash.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:24 PM (dYrVA)

319 Why I like to pay cash.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:24 PM (dYrVA)

....

Bless you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:24 PM (5We2S)

320 Thanks for the ONT.

RPH-7? or I am betting a clever way to carry a blueprint/painting.

Still might get arrested.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2021 11:25 PM (csEWM)

321 LMAO
I'm old enough to remember many Pat Buchanan types being kicked out. Also, I remember when Conservatism was guided by a morality and not money. Guess Coomers, Groomers, Pornographers, and Pedos pay well for access to the rubes on the right's children.

@TomiLahren
Conservatism is for everyone. The "you can't sit with us" mentality is ridiculous, petty and not helpful.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:25 PM (sg6iY)

322 Well it is about location, even adjusting for inflation that didn't happen in rural IL when I was tending.

.....

Lol.

That didn't happen in TN either! It's just right now nobody wants to work and everybody is running short staffed.

I think my best year tending was about $85k and I was working 65 hour weeks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:27 PM (5We2S)

323 Good luck DB. You are doing yeoman's service. May you have an angel on your shoulder.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:27 PM (dYrVA)

324 Jim-
We'll keep fighting our way thru it. No telling tilll the snow falls in oh, three months or more. Thank you for the thoughts.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:27 PM (y1Mvi)

325 Bitter Clinger. If/when I visit a local pub, I limit myself to usually one, and never more than two sippin' shots of bourbon.

But I tip at 50%. Cash. Yeah, they're happy to serve me there, even if it's just a "one and done" on the way home.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:28 PM (QzJWU)

326 TomiLahren
Conservatism is for everyone. The "you can't sit with us" mentality is ridiculous, petty and not helpful.


Need to send her a link to one of Brandi Love's incest fantasy porn movies. Brandi Love is not a former porn star who regrets her past. Lahren is pretty dumb.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

327 Bitter Clinger, I always pay in cash also, I only use a credit card for items that I am going to own for a long time. Cash is king!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 11:30 PM (a4EWo)

328 Thanks Infidel! Need it right now. Too much fire up here and it's waaay to early for that.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:30 PM (y1Mvi)

329 That's contemporary conservatism inna nutshell: it's a big enough tent for porn stars, but not religious people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 11:31 PM (QU5/8)

330 But I tip at 50%. Cash. Yeah, they're happy to serve me there, even if it's just a "one and done" on the way home.

.....

I've no doubt, Jim.

Some people are characters and you just like to serve em when they visit, tips be damned. I'm sure that's you.

When I walked in the bar the other night like 4 people there said "Oh Lord, here we go." Not a very nice way to greet me!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:31 PM (5We2S)

331 Wtf is a coomer?

And Tomi Lahren is a libertarian. She is as much of a conservative as I am a 77 Chevy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 11:31 PM (IYHxL)

332 Coomer is 4chan speak for porn-addicted obsessive-compulsive masturbators.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 11:33 PM (QU5/8)

333 And Tomi Lahren is a libertarian. She is as much of a conservative as I am a 77 Chevy.
Posted by: thathalfrican

She's in for the grift.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:35 PM (dYrVA)

334 All he had to do was STFU

But nooooooo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

He had the right to remain silent, but not the ability!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 19, 2021 11:35 PM (rt0xh)

335 Hiya, DB Cooper!

You're an angel flying above us. It's early for the NW to be in flames. Thank you for your support.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2021 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

336 Well, getting late here. Tomorrow, I have to go out, and do battle with the bumblebees. I had an old Studebaker V8 engine hanging on chains from the loader bucket, and was stripping parts off it. Got the bell housing off, and went to unbolt the torque converter, and out of nowhere, I was being dive-bombed by bumble bees. never got stung, but I unassed the area. They must have had a nest in there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 11:35 PM (vviQK)

337 Is the love fest between Sean Hannity and Tomi Lahren over? I couldn't stand listening to her when she was a regular there for a while. I haven't watched Hannity for a long time now.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 19, 2021 11:36 PM (a4EWo)

338
And the hits keep coming. Fully vaccinated 18 yr old member of US gymnastics Olympic team tests positive for the Coof:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9802439

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 19, 2021 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

339 Lahren shows all the symptoms of becoming a Democrat as soon as her money making Republicanism burns out.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

340 so Brandi Love went to the wrong crowd, ok

who da fook has a convention for 15yo conservatives, does that seem weird?

14,15,16yo at conventions?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:37 PM (bTQ72)

341 Hi Nurse! We'll do what we can, but will be winging overhead at least to protect the folks on the ground there.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:38 PM (y1Mvi)

342 B.C. I'm not a "character" at the pub. Rather, I practice the Gentlemanly Arts, and offer (under the time constraints of 1 or 2 bourbons), a bit of conversation, actual "listening", and good manners to all.

If I'm there for two drinks, I'm also usually under the influence of a premium cigar.

Convivial, would be the word. I'm not there to challenge dudes or hustle women. I'm there to relax and unwind a few dozens of minutes, and that's good enough for me.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

343 so what do they chant at TPUSA?


vote harder for us in 3 years?

not tracking on this

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:39 PM (bTQ72)

344 Woke up, heard something snuffling around the tent.
Peered out the tent flap, bear was on its hind legs, peering in the back
window of the vehicle. I shouted, and it ran off. I had the .303 with
me, but never had to use it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 10:59 PM (vviQK)


AOP recreating The Ghost and the Darkness in Canada.

(I Keed, .303 is my deer rifle)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2021 11:39 PM (HG00O)

345 GF's kids are TPUSAers. She hates the sexualization of society and kids. Violently opposes it all. Hates porn with the heat of a million suns. When i told her about the Brandi Love thing today, she immediately called her kids on the phone and reserved a time slot for them to talk tomorrow night when we get back. lol

Just sitting her drinking red wine with her watching the entire Conservative Movement pour gasoline on itself and strike a match on the big sceeen via RW twittter and Gab while Introducing Squirt Boys, Coomer, CumSkulls, Groomer, and all variants to her vocabulary and meme collection has been fun.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:40 PM (sg6iY)

346 so Brandi Love went to the wrong crowd, ok

who da fook has a convention for 15yo conservatives, does that seem weird?

14,15,16yo at conventions?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:37 PM (bTQ72)

Why is that weird? What's weird is having an active incest fantasy porn star as an invited guest. This ain't the AVN award show.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:40 PM (2DOZq)

347 As Mr WDS always says......

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can't pick your family


Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 19, 2021 11:42 PM (sSvwx)

348 Well, I am out for the night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2021 11:42 PM (vviQK)

349 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:40 PM (sg6iY)

.....

Don't forget to brief her on No Nut November.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 11:42 PM (5We2S)

350 who da fook has a convention for 15yo conservatives, does that seem weird?

Not really. Seems like the kind of thing The Leadership Institute would do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 11:42 PM (QU5/8)

351 so Brandi Love went to the wrong crowd, ok

who da fook has a convention for 15yo conservatives, does that seem weird?

14,15,16yo at conventions?
Posted by: will choose a nic later

TPUSA demographic is literally middle and high school aged kids and college kids. And they are suppose to be Christian.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:42 PM (sg6iY)

352 I can see how it looks weird to have a convention for young conservatives in the making but FFS the left has every lever. On the right we gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 11:42 PM (IYHxL)

353 Seemingly, the rights best attribute; thinking for one self also keeps us fighting each other.

Weird to watch.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 11:44 PM (IYHxL)

354 Oy.

Good Night, all ...

{Monsters, Inc. : slap, slap, slap, Keep it Together, Man !!!}

Posted by: Adriane the Baba Yaga Critic ... at July 19, 2021 11:44 PM (okV1R)

355 DB - There was a *lot* of worry expressed here about you when the report of the lost plane came through. Those in the know figured out fairly quickly that it was not you, so relief.

Very sorry, though, to hear about your compatriots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2021 11:44 PM (l0Lgi)

356 Great pic.
Reminds me of Otis Redding's
"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

https://tinyurl.com/exbsy9pz

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watching the ships roll in
Then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah
I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 11:44 PM (49Exr)

357 Convivial, would be the word. I'm not there to challenge dudes or hustle women. I'm there to relax and unwind a few dozens of minutes, and that's good enough for me.

So much this Jim.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:44 PM (dYrVA)

358 oooh this one's a good remix, modern
with his kin and friends playing and singing

https://tinyurl.com/3wwe6njj

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 11:46 PM (49Exr)

359 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

My all time favorite song.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:47 PM (dYrVA)

360 so what kind of person goes to political stuff as a middle schooler

so like Paul Ryan types?

I so do not get this

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:49 PM (bTQ72)

361 LMAO
lolololol

@s_decatur
"If you are opposed to porn you are probably a fascist" is straight out of the Frankfurt School and Critical Theory. They also literally believed that respecting your parents and hating child molesters were signs of an authoritarian personality.
Way to go, Conservative Inc. (see pic)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:50 PM (Lkgj6)

362 Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:49 PM (bTQ72)

You think 14-16 year olds are middle school?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:51 PM (2DOZq)

363 "My all time favorite song."

Gotta say, it's a Great One.

One of my parents favs. So much good music I remember is from our road trips when I was just a kid.

On 8-track too LOL remember those?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 11:52 PM (49Exr)

364 355- Mike
We were busy here and I didn't get back to a couple of emails that would have cleared that up. Sorry. I didn't think anyone here would be following that. I underestimate the Hoard Mind.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 19, 2021 11:52 PM (y1Mvi)

365 LMAO
lolololol

@TheLaurenChen
Conservatives were told to distance themselves from:

Nationalists
Christianity
Populists
Anti-Zionists
America First
But now that a pornstar was kicked out of a teen event, apparently conservatism is "for everyone."
lol ok

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:52 PM (Lkgj6)

366 "If you are opposed to porn you are probably a fascist"

Sounds like fascist is the new racist. They finally rendered it meaningless.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 11:53 PM (49Exr)

367 AOP recreating The Ghost and the Darkness in Canada.

(I Keed, .303 is my deer rifle)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2021 11:39 PM (HG00O)

IIRC the movie, I do not think either of the lions ran off when someone yelled (or screamed) at them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (csEWM)

368 You think 14-16 year olds are middle school?


ok, that is typing, not thinking, but still

anyone here go to political rallies in middle/high school?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (bTQ72)

369 Seemingly, the rights best attribute; thinking for one self also keeps us fighting each other.

Weird to watch.Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 11:44 PM (IYHxL)


Arguing when there is a settlement mechanism is a good thing. Total compliance and obedience is not. Wrangling is actually a flexibility thing, it allows groups to find solutions. Top down direction tends to not be good at adapting to unexpected change.

As for starting kids early, it is a valid approach. If you allow the Libs do it, you've lost them for life.

Actually the best method is to bring in families, but that presupposes there are actual families to be found

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (HG00O)

370 And it shouldn't make a difference. Even if it was a convention of only 21 and older, how is it promoting conservatism by inviting an active porn star that makes incest porn movies?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (2DOZq)

371 And it shouldn't make a difference. Even if it was a
convention of only 21 and older, how is it promoting conservatism by
inviting an active porn star that makes incest porn movies?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (2DOZq)


I want to know who thought it was a good idea. If only to ID any group they have a say in so I can avoid it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2021 11:56 PM (HG00O)

372 One of my parents favs. So much good music I remember is from our road trips when I was just a kid.

On 8-track too LOL remember those?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

lol, yes. Our family trips were long before 8 track.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:56 PM (dYrVA)

373 ok, that is typing, not thinking, but still

anyone here go to political rallies in middle/high school?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (bTQ72)

Closest I can think was some stuff we did for Scouts. But that was not really 'rallies' per se.*

*NOW, they would be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2021 11:57 PM (csEWM)

374 Otis Redding and Steve Cropper.

Posted by: klaftern at July 19, 2021 11:57 PM (r4sI4)

375 lol, yes. Our family trips were long before 8 track.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2021 11:56 PM (dYrVA)

Record player? Parents sing-a-long?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2021 11:58 PM (csEWM)

376
incest porn sounds made up

would someone put that in a search engine and report back your findings

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:59 PM (bTQ72)

377 so what kind of person goes to political stuff as a middle schooler

so like Paul Ryan types?

I so do not get this
Posted by: will choose a nic later

People whose parents tell them to get involved as a teenager with engaging community service and at church. The age you should begin to guide them into such things to prepare them. Kids shouldn't be shelters but they also should not be interact with coomers, groomers, sex traffickers, and pornstars and especially those who advertise interracial incest culkhold porn because it's normalized.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 11:59 PM (Lkgj6)

378 LP's. Traveling in the 55 chev or the station wagon was radio.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 12:00 AM (dYrVA)

379 378 LP's. Traveling in the 55 chev or the station wagon was radio.
Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 12:00 AM (dYrVA)

Remember when they tried to make AM stereo a thing? Probably before my time, but I never actually saw an AM Stereo to even be able to compare the sound quality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:02 AM (csEWM)

380 There's something about tonight's ONT that feels a little, well, close to home, LOL.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:02 AM (KAi1n)

381 Coomers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:03 AM (csEWM)

382 interesting

does the left have political conferences for middle schoolers? similar to TPUSA?


other than the commie teachers at the middle school

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 20, 2021 12:03 AM (bTQ72)

383 380 There's something about tonight's ONT that feels a little, well, close to home, LOL.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:02 AM (KAi1n)

Incest Porn?*

*he asks, tactfully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:03 AM (csEWM)

384 does the left have political conferences for middle schoolers? similar to TPUSA?


other than the commie teachers at the middle school
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 20, 2021 12:03 AM (bTQ72)

Model UN

Posted by: Just a side note at July 20, 2021 12:04 AM (2DOZq)

385 266 Wait just a second. Kevin Bacon had sex with Kamala Harris? What did I miss?
Posted by: A chubby bear in Colorado at July 19, 2021 10:53 PM (Xwt96)

********

Me, if you continue to be distracted by movie trivia.

Posted by: That French Fry stuck between the seat and the car floor at July 20, 2021 12:04 AM (xxG/v)

386 "Rather, I practice the Gentlemanly Arts, and offer (under the time constraints of 1 or 2 bourbons), a bit of conversation, actual 'listening', and good manners to all."

Jim, in case you haven't met yet, let me introduce you to a chap named Pointman. I have an inkling the two of you would get along splendid

https://tinyurl.com/5xckzur8

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 12:05 AM (49Exr)

387 is incest porn stepmom or step sister porn?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 20, 2021 12:05 AM (bTQ72)

388 Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 19, 2021 11:54 PM (bTQ72)

No, but, as is most things post-Trump, masks are off and things are different.

No doubt some bad faith actors that are in for the money toob

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 20, 2021 12:05 AM (IYHxL)

389 thathalfrican, how go things in Minenoplace? Walter Freeman occasionally checks in, never has anything very happy to report about events in his AO. Still looking for an exit strategy?

Posted by: Felicitous AOSHQ Typo Museum Presents at July 20, 2021 12:07 AM (OTzUX)

390 Public Service Announcement........

Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til........
Central Denver

wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com

All you Coloradoans........be there or be square!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 20, 2021 12:08 AM (sSvwx)

391 He has hundreds of great posts to pour through.

I'd forgotten about his site. It's like remember you have a new fav book series that you forgot to unbox haha!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 12:11 AM (49Exr)

392 No. I shop at that Safeway a lot. It's not that far away.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:12 AM (KAi1n)

393 SFGoth that the store down on 23rd, used to be another chain I think?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 20, 2021 12:13 AM (OTzUX)

394 "anyone here go to political rallies in middle/high school?"

They tried to draft me into the Model UN, but somehow I was wise enough to see it for what it really was.

Probably the only wisdom I had at that age.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 12:15 AM (49Exr)

395 Posted by: Felicitous AOSHQ Typo Museum Presents at July 20, 2021 12:07 AM (OTzUX)

Minneapolis is getting worse if you can believe it. We earned the moniker of Muderapolis again. This time it is worse, when I was growing up if you did not gangbang you were largely left alone but now? Stray voltage. Anyone can get it for any reason now.

Yeah I would like to move but with inflation prices and some other things? Prospects are looking dim.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 20, 2021 12:16 AM (IYHxL)

396
well, I think it sucks kids are doing big people stuff to have to counter the wild lefties and public schools

the left fucks everything up, everything

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 20, 2021 12:17 AM (bTQ72)

397 Convivial, would be the word. I'm not there to challenge dudes or hustle women. I'm there to relax and unwind a few dozens of minutes, and that's good enough for me.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2021 11:39

You sound just like my Dad, convivial describes him. Talked to him last night and referring to exercise/mobility he said his exercising is bar hopping, LOL but he really still goes to the gym at 85.

He has 3 places he stops at some days, one drink each. Everyone knows his name. He started this routine after Mom died 7 years ago. He never left her side for almost 10 years after her heart attack. Slept in a chair in the hospital or rehab room for months.

He deserves a snort once in a while.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 12:20 AM (55Qr6)

398 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 20, 2021 12:16 AM (IYHxL)

If misery loves company, Houston is as bad as I've ever seen it. It seems the local news reports on 2 or 3 murders a day .

Posted by: Just a side note at July 20, 2021 12:21 AM (2DOZq)

399 If misery loves company, Houston is as bad as I've ever seen it. It seems the local news reports on 2 or 3 murders a day .
Posted by: Just a side note at July 20, 2021 12:21 AM (2DOZq)

'Tis why the hermit life's for me.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 20, 2021 12:25 AM (4I/2K)

400 It fronts Market; Church runs alongside the outer produce wall (outside the store, to be sure). Below the old mint.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:25 AM (KAi1n)

401 Hoyt's. I read that. And, thank you for the compliment.

I'd say I might read more there, but then, I might not. I thoroughly enjoy dark humor. Dark and sad narratives aren't quite the same, I think. I have plenty enough of those, on my own.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 12:25 AM (QzJWU)

402 I did Model UN as a junior. Got kicked out for drinking on the bus ride back from NYC to D.C.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:27 AM (KAi1n)

403 Farmer.

Tell me where and etc. to go sit n' share a snort with yer Dad. I'd be HONORED to sit a sip with such a man.

You've got my email. And you know I'm insane enough to make a drive to do so.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 12:30 AM (QzJWU)

404 It's amazing how demonic some people get when they hear preaching...

Especially in San Francisco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVIZAGLDKXE

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:33 AM (XrnX7)

405 Anybody want to lay odds on a disaster happening at the Olympics?
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Tranny wardrobe malfunction?

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 12:33 AM (Sq5xa)

406
Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:33 AM (XrnX7)
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Wow. Talk about preaching in the belly of the beast.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 12:36 AM (2SdPm)

407 Wow. Talk about preaching in the belly of the beast.
Posted by: blake
___

That preacher goes to where Jesus is needed the most.

San Francisco is definitely in need of Jesus.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:38 AM (XrnX7)

408 Every time Jesus is mentioned, some of the people react as if being burned.

And boy, do they howl.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:40 AM (XrnX7)

409 SMH, makes me weep for humanity. It's very sad for them.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 12:42 AM (dYrVA)

410 Every time Jesus is mentioned, some of the people react as if being burned.

And boy, do they howl.
Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:40 AM (XrnX7)
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The tolerance for the Word of God was nice to see, too. I mean, a few punches, some chips and guacamole tossed, no big deal, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 12:43 AM (2SdPm)

411 Oh, and that whatever it was that chucked the chips and guac, yeah, it struck a blow for tolerance, I'll tell you, what with the way it scampered away after tossing the container. Made one proud, to see someone stand up for their beliefs like that!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 12:45 AM (2SdPm)

412 I didn't need a sarcasm tag, now, did I?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 12:46 AM (2SdPm)

413 SMH, makes me weep for humanity. It's very sad for them.
Posted by: Infidel
___

Without Jesus, those people will weep and gnash their teeth and curse Him for all eternity.

And no one will hear them.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:46 AM (XrnX7)

414 405 Anybody want to lay odds on a disaster happening at the Olympics?
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Tranny wardrobe malfunction?
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2021 12:33 AM (Sq5xa)

Other forum I look at(I know..heresy) have some saying how irresponsible the olympics are and is ripe for soooperspreader event and setting the globe back in the fight against pandemic.

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 20, 2021 12:46 AM (+I6Y/)

415 Who wastes chips and guac? Have you seen the price of guac lately?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:47 AM (KAi1n)

416 Without Jesus, those people will weep and gnash their teeth and curse Him for all eternity.

And no one will hear them.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2021 12:46 AM (XrnX7)
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And this is why I grieve for a lot of people. They've no idea just what they are risking. The phrase, "great chasm fixed between us" isn't there just because the author thought it a splendid choice of words.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 12:49 AM (2SdPm)

417 They don't want to be held accountable for their sin.

Romans 14:12

Yes, each of us will give a personal account to God.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 12:49 AM (dYrVA)

418 Have you seen the price of guac lately?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:47 AM (KAi1n)
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I just recycle baby poop into a taco and try to feed it to my wife!

Posted by: Beto O'rourke at July 20, 2021 12:54 AM (2SdPm)

419 Thanks for the video, SMH. The guy preaching was very brave to do so. Good for him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 20, 2021 12:55 AM (2SdPm)

420 417 They don't want to be held accountable for their sin.

Romans 14:12

Yes, each of us will give a personal account to God.
Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 12:49 AM (dYrVA)

More, they believe in the Modern Interpretation of Christianity, where you will be absolved of all sin, just because.

An interpretation that flies in the face of things that God's Angels said in the Old Testament.

It's one thing to sin, and repent... its another to sin because you think you will not be held accountable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2021 12:56 AM (oHd/0)

421 Guacamole was another one that never did anything for me personally. I get that Avocados are supposed to be the super thing, but it always seemed bland to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:57 AM (csEWM)

422 The FBI is here. Which one of you pussies is already asking the mod to ban me?

Posted by: Federal Agent at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (ZcS/g)

423 Can one repent by doing good?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

424 That preacher goes to where Jesus is needed the most.

San Francisco is definitely in need of Jesus.
Posted by: SMH
--------

They don't like it much, Chuck Mcilhenny: https://tinyurl.com/yayhaha3

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (9Fwwf)

425 Avocados are supposed to be the super thing, but it always seemed bland to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:57 AM (csEWM)

You've been having the crappy tiny kind of avocados that taste like crap.

Posted by: Federal Agent at July 20, 2021 12:59 AM (ZcS/g)

426 422 The FBI is here. Which one of you pussies is already asking the mod to ban me?
Posted by: Federal Agent at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (ZcS/g)

Dude, yer on our turf...

Posted by: Bob, NSA. at July 20, 2021 01:00 AM (oHd/0)

427 423 Can one repent by doing good?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

For guacamole? I doubt it.

For evil? Yes, but remember that God holds the scales.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:00 AM (csEWM)

428
For guacamole? I doubt it.
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No redemption for French toast syrupers either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2021 01:02 AM (AytXr)

429 423 Can one repent by doing good?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

Repentance, IMO, is all about acknowledging what you did wrong... and then not doing it again...

And trying to live a Righteous life... ie... Judging what is right, and wrong... and choosing to do the right thing, even when hard...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2021 01:02 AM (oHd/0)

430 "Dark and sad narratives aren't quite the same, I think."

Fair enough, I chose that one because he listens, like you.

But they aren't all that sad. Poke around and you'll find some gems.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 01:02 AM (49Exr)

431 Always been my experience that the larger the fruit/vegetable, the blander it is. Something about speed of growth meaning it does not pick up as many nutrients/essentials to make the food taste distinctive.

Something I noticed when we used Chinese strawberries in food years ago. Berries were huge, but the fruit was pale and flavorless. Had to add flavoring and mix with standard south american berries to add enough flavor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:02 AM (csEWM)

432 No redemption for French toast syrupers either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2021 01:02 AM (AytXr)

Cannot tell you the last time I had French Toast. Not much of a sweet breakfast eater these days aside from the occasional glass of orange juice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:03 AM (csEWM)

433 but I never actually saw an AM Stereo to even be able to compare the sound quality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:02 AM (csEWM)

AM in stereo was only good for stations dedicated 24/7 to music. I only know of one AM station that was, namely classical music. The stereo sound made a lot of difference.

Posted by: Federal Agent at July 20, 2021 01:03 AM (Rckpt)

434 Romeo, that's good to know.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

435 Aetius, are you socking miklos socking you?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 01:05 AM (KAi1n)

436 ..The FBI is here. Which one of you pussies is already asking the mod to ban me? Posted by: Federal Agent at July 20, 2021 12:58 AM (ZcS/g)

We don't have "mod"s here. Seriously. So, now that you've outed yourself as an imposter, what's your next act, troll/fed?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

437 AM in stereo was only good for stations dedicated 24/7 to music. I only know of one AM station that was, namely classical music. The stereo sound made a lot of difference.
Posted by: Federal Agent at July 20, 2021 01:03 AM (Rckpt)

Huh. That makes quite a bit of sense. Was it better than FM, though?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:05 AM (csEWM)

438 435 Aetius, are you socking miklos socking you?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 01:05 AM (KAi1n)

Um, no? I think?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:06 AM (csEWM)

439 Hey everybody. Hey ONT.

There's an ad above showing a pic of obese over-the-hill smartmouth actress Conchata Ferrell (she was on Two And A Half Men, among other shows), with a caption: "wait 'til you see what she looks like now!"

Uh, she died in October 2020. I really don't wanna see what she looks like now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:06 AM (L2ZTs)

440 My guess is the chinese were using a TON of fertilizer in their process. Seemed to be the thing is SE asia for a good while there (may still be.) Just saw something where that contributed to the famines in NK in the 80/90/00s. Soil exhaustion.

To be fair, I am not sure how much arable land NorKo even has. Seems like a lot of mountains.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:08 AM (csEWM)

441 I'm still seeing King Harv coffee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:08 AM (csEWM)

442 Chinese fertilizer has a secret ingredient...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)

443 So, Black Widow is plunging to earth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:09 AM (csEWM)

444 442 Chinese fertilizer has a secret ingredient...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)

Meth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:10 AM (csEWM)

445 ..Uh, she died in October 2020. I really don't wanna see what she looks like now. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:06 AM (L2ZTs)

You thought OnlyFarmers dot com was bad?

Wait'll you try OnlyCorpses dot com. Upside. Cannibal Bob is gonna be RICH!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 01:10 AM (QzJWU)

446 Aetius, hint: it used to walk and talk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:10 AM (L2ZTs)

447 Jim, I'm desperate but not THAT desperate yet!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:11 AM (L2ZTs)

448 ..But they aren't all that sad. Poke around and you'll find some gems. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 01:02 AM (49Exr)

I shall give it a read. Based on your word, which is good, I trust.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 01:12 AM (QzJWU)

449 By the way, yesterday I tried something new: instead of delivering for UberEats, I delivered for... DoorDash.

They pay more... but treat their people not as well. While Uber only cares that customers don't complain, DD tracks how long everything takes you, argues with you when you try to decline a delivery job, etc etc.

On the plus side, they sent me to Walgreens to actually do some grocery shopping for a customer. The list was for a 2-liter of Coke, large kiwi strawberry Snapple, a large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, and small bag of Flamin' Hot Fritos. I want to make a joke but truth be told it sounds a bit too much like my own diet. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)

450 "Dude, yer on our turf..."

That moment when NSA Bob tried to sell C4 to FBI Garcia.

Fun times!

...until one remembers you guys are supposed to be the White Hats. What disgrace you are to America. Now run along, I'm sure there are 302s you need to forge.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 01:18 AM (49Exr)

451 qdp, don't feel bad.

Can't sleep and here I sit drinking irish creme and have to be at work in 7 hours.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 01:19 AM (dYrVA)

452 442 Chinese fertilizer has a secret ingredient...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)

Soylent?

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 20, 2021 01:20 AM (+I6Y/)

453 Late arrival to the rodeo. It's like asking the bull riders what did the saddle bronc guys do ? Who knows. I had my own problems.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 20, 2021 01:20 AM (Jzz++)

454 Infidel, thanks :-)

a dude in MI, you're getting very warm

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)

455 Pete Bog.

The Barrel Races saddled the Bucking Bulls.

It did not end well. For the Barrel Racers. The Bucking Bulls were well pleased, though.

Still, in the end, everyone rolled over and enjoyed a cigarette, as was the fashion at the time.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 01:25 AM (QzJWU)

456 Incest Porn?*
*he asks, tactfully.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 12:03

I'm really not sure there is anyone who could get away w/ that.

Oh wait, I know you are really Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 01:34 AM (55Qr6)

457 Oh wait, I know you are really Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Farmer
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It's not incest if it's your stepmother!

Posted by: Hunter at July 20, 2021 01:37 AM (9Fwwf)

458 I'm really not sure there is anyone who could get away w/ that.

Oh wait, I know you are really Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 01:34 AM (55Qr6)

We talking banging his dead brother's wife? Not incest, strictly speaking.

Or are we talking the Jill Biden stuff?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 01:37 AM (csEWM)

459 That entire family is sick. I still can't believe the idiot was installed into a position of power.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2021 01:44 AM (dYrVA)

460 Looks like a solid ONT, Mis Hum, once I get around to reading it. My near decade long drive to declutter mom's place is finally showing results, or at least 350 full jumbo sized trash bins at the curb. I'm grateful they don't charge me by the pound. I'd be fucked.

Still coping with yesterday's news, a short comment about unions...


An IAW study found that unions spent $791 million on political activities and lobbying in 2020--up from $427 million in 2006. About 90 percent of those donations went to Democrats.

90% via AM Greatness. That's a familiar #, as in the % of liberal professors in colleges, the % of liberal lawyers, the voters of DC, and so on. Gee, I wonder if there is any connection.

On the brighter side, Trump pulled over 50% of the rank and file union vote in WV and OH. Ruh roh, Dems.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2021 01:54 AM (F0YaR)

461 On the plus side, they sent me to Walgreens to actually do some grocery shopping for a customer. The list was for a 2-liter of Coke, large kiwi strawberry Snapple, a large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, and small bag of Flamin' Hot Fritos. I want to make a joke but truth be told it sounds a bit too much like my own diet. :-/
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2021 01:14

See if you can be his regular driver and try to get in the will. If he's eating that shouldn't be long.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 01:57 AM (55Qr6)

462 If you're getting a large and small bag of flaming hot cheetohs, why not just get one jumbo? You shouldn't be eating them in the first place, but you might as well economize if you are.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 02:02 AM (KAi1n)

463 One was cheetohs the other fritos, per the account.

Maybe he was just trying out the fritos and the cheetohs was an old standby?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2021 02:04 AM (csEWM)

464 Oh, cheetohs and fritos. That admixture you described is something from a dystopian, drug laboratory movie.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 02:04 AM (KAi1n)

465 Sucrose, carbonic acid, artificial hot flavoring, sticky red dye..., it's worse than a methlab.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 20, 2021 02:07 AM (KAi1n)

466 Oh wait, I know you are really Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Farmer
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It's not incest if it's your stepmother!
Posted by: Hunter at July 20, 2021 01:37
====
Tell that to Pornhub. You missed it there to make some bucks. But I'm guessing the Ukrainians and CCCP paid better than doing sexy porn vids.

Is there any LE agency looking into his vids w/ apparently underage girls? Nope, well there's a surprise.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 02:11 AM (55Qr6)

467 Commander Cody -- Now, I ain't much of a fan of country, but you CANNOT live in the south for 28+ years and not have heard Hot Rod Lincoln on the radio.

https://youtu.be/868DSi85odQ

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2021 02:20 AM (F0YaR)

468 i wonder where they are now (looking @ 283)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 20, 2021 02:27 AM (8xiTL)

469 woof woof...

that's my other dog imitation

Posted by: Oddball at July 20, 2021 02:28 AM (8xiTL)

470 his place is deader than a dead dog.


Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 02:24 AM (UmAM5)
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so sue me: i bought a kimchi fermenting crock and was looking at recipes. also, lingerie shopping for Herself. it's a favorite hobby of mine...

Posted by: Oddball at July 20, 2021 02:30 AM (8xiTL)

471 Did you miss me?


Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 02:22 AM (UmAM5)

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only because we didn't aim...

Posted by: Oddball at July 20, 2021 02:31 AM (8xiTL)

472 Tell me where and etc. to go sit n' share a snort with yer Dad. I'd be HONORED to sit a sip with such a man.
You've got my email. And you know I'm insane enough to make a drive to do so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2021 12:30

I know i can't make to the TXMoMee this year but I'd love to bring Dad, he would just love that. As it is now we can't go.

But if you ever somehow pass thru IL, you do have a place to stay and enjoy Dutch's hometown.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 02:31 AM (55Qr6)

473 Jim

Thanks for the rodeo update. Glad I was spared the bareback stats.

What's with the clown?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 20, 2021 02:35 AM (Jzz++)

474 first local brush fire of the year was burning earlier today, in the Topanga Canyon area, but, since the road closures are gone, i suspect the fire is too...

but it's only July, so i'm sure we will see more.

Posted by: Oddball at July 20, 2021 02:38 AM (8xiTL)

475 off stupid movie sock...

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 02:39 AM (8xiTL)

476 Let me tell you the story about the FBI colluding with the NSA to kill the ONT.

They could have started with the Taliban or Soper=secret Iranians but..... no!

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 20, 2021 02:39 AM (Jzz++)

477 Testing, want to see if the little smiley face shows up: "only because we didn't aim... "

Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 02:34 AM (UmAM5)

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semicolon and right side parenthesis.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 02:40 AM (8xiTL)

478 Commander Cody -- Now, I ain't much of a fan of
country, but you CANNOT live in the south for 28+ years and not have
heard Hot Rod Lincoln on the radio.


Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2021 02:20 AM (F0YaR)

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they used to play it on Lost Angels radio all the time, back when the stations here didn't suck. A: it's a rockin' tune and B: the lyrics are local: "San Pedro" and the "Grapevine"

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 02:43 AM (8xiTL)

479 emoticons do not copy and paste... another feature of Minx 0.7 alpha.

they should have that fixed in about two weeks.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 02:45 AM (8xiTL)

480 I always thought there was a small degree of charm in this sites simplicity. I didn't realize it was not on purpose.
Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 02:47

You want charm bud? That would be the second door on the left, where the strippers change.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 02:53 AM (55Qr6)

481 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:04 AM (lfpt2)

482 "anyone here go to political rallies in middle/high school?"



They tried to draft me into the Model UN, but somehow I was wise enough to see it for what it really was.



Probably the only wisdom I had at that age.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 20, 2021 12:15 AM (49Exr)

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i went to high school in ELA back in the 70's... only gringo student. they were big on having the farm w*rker assholes there. one rally, the union shill asked if anyone had any questions i stood up and said, "what's the big deal? i've picked crops, and it's not that hard, and where i was, all the white kids did it during the summer to earn money..." they were NOT pleased with me.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 03:05 AM (8xiTL)

483 Anyone have the full grown kitchen convection oven?


Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 02:57 AM (UmAM5)

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the house stove has that option, only tried it once, didn't seem to cook for shit on the roast i used it on. charcoal on the Weber kettle or WSM is more reliable.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 03:07 AM (8xiTL)

484 Mornin', all
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:04

Congrats on the new granddaughter. Your first, IIRC, what is her name?

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 03:08 AM (55Qr6)

485 more Commander Cody:

https://tinyurl.com/ty3c9xxy

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 20, 2021 03:10 AM (rt0xh)

486 Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2021 03:13 AM (arJlL)

487 Ooo, MLii is a grandma? Woot!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at July 20, 2021 03:18 AM (rt0xh)

488 >>Congrats on the new granddaughter. Your first, IIRC, what is her name?
Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 03:08 AM (55Qr6)

Thanks!!

Hailey Olivia

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:22 AM (lfpt2)

489 Yes my 1st.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:22 AM (lfpt2)

490 Lol JT. Love it

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:23 AM (lfpt2)

491 Lol JT. Love it
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2021 03:25 AM (arJlL)

492 (Olivia was my grandma's name and also my daughter's middle name.)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:25 AM (lfpt2)

493 Congratulations MLii, she will be a joy

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2021 03:30 AM (Cxk7w)

494 For sure, Skip!

Definitely a much needed diversion from all the other stuff

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:35 AM (lfpt2)

495 So something I need to learn how to do now is make food that is pureed to the right consistency for my mom. (For when she leaves the hospital)

I have a regular old blender (Oster brand)

Is there something better out there?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:37 AM (lfpt2)

496 Ninja blender. Sounds cool...

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:45 AM (lfpt2)

497 (Olivia was my grandma's name and also my daughter's middle name.)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:25

Nice to see a family name carried on. You must have some Italian, that doesn't sound like the southern WI PA Dutch I came from.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 03:48 AM (55Qr6)

498 Trying my phone, boy is it'd small

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2021 03:49 AM (Cxk7w)

499 Yes Farmer. My dad's family was from Dambel. In the Autonomous Province of Trento. Northern Italy

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:52 AM (lfpt2)

500 Skip, you getting used to it yet? The small keyboard is a challenge

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:54 AM (lfpt2)

501 The WSM is the best but a hassle. Got rid of the
water a long time ago and replaced it with sand covered with foil. Works
just as good but with less mess.


Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 03:09 AM (UmAM5)

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i ditched the water for sand way back in the day (turn of the century), but the weight was an issue on the support tabs, and, no matter what, grease gets into the sand and goes rancid. i switched to crumpled aluminum foil balls, with a couple SX foil layers on top. also, a 2nd charcoal grill@ 90* o the first, to hold small bits longer, a charcoal ring to maintain contact and air flow, and i use a hollowed out 1# coffee can to hold the center open for the Minion Method of long cook.. i also got a 2nd middle section which i went after with a Dremel and pliers, and cut to fit on top of the first middle, to make a WSSM. great for doing a beer butt turkey, or lots of meat.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 03:55 AM (8xiTL)

502 >>the voice to text conversion sometimes works ok.
Posted by: RinKaDink


Proofread 1st!!
*ask me how I know.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 04:00 AM (lfpt2)

503 I do not understand the mentality of a troll. Who thinks "I'm gonna spend the next 7 or 8 Hours that I'll never get back mocking those yahoos with taunts about appliances And cooking"

That's the effort that you need for the food thread on Sunday for three hours.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 20, 2021 04:01 AM (Jzz++)

504 Skip, you getting used to it yet? The small keyboard is a challenge
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 03:54

Skip, you are one of the few that outlasted me on the old flip phone. Jules bought me a smart phone maybe Christmas of 2019.

And yes MLiI the small keyboard sucks. I try to carry a pen w/ the doodad on the end. Skip that might help, if you have a better memory than I do.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2021 04:05 AM (55Qr6)

505 It was kind of more flip phone but had a slide out keyboard, did work well for messages.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2021 04:07 AM (Cxk7w)

506 Oooh I had one of those slide out phones, it was great for texting. I wore it out

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 04:09 AM (lfpt2)

507 Pixy's nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 20, 2021 04:09 AM (ju2Fy)

508 Pixy NOOD

Posted by: French Jeton at July 20, 2021 04:10 AM (85zsD)

509 Saw Commander Cody at Knebworth in 1979

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2021 04:12 AM (Cxk7w)

510 Way past time to run,

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 20, 2021 04:14 AM (lfpt2)

511 Posted by: RinKaDink at July 20, 2021 04:11 AM (UmAM5)

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feel free to drop me a line... e-mail in nick

i LURVE to talk Q

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at July 20, 2021 04:17 AM (8xiTL)

512 Lewis Smedes quote-He was a very fine writer on the topic of forgiving doesn't not mean forgetting. Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2021 05:48 AM (k39e/)

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