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Howdy Horde! How was your Friday? I discovered there's a Footy Rooty in town, and I went in for a half hour foot massage. Only $20, and boy did it feel great, highly recommended. I got the half hour because I thought the 60 minute massage would be boring. Wrong! Next time I'm going for the full hour. Funny thing, there's a sign on the door that says “No happy endings. Don't even ask”. I guess they wouldn't have posted it if they it hadn't come up, but really? At a chain strip mall massage place?
But the fish is right there
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As long as we're on the subject..
Correct map of China
Great Cosplay
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Tim Curry gives no fucks
This isn't true anymore
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What's in a name?
Friday night game
As a parent, this would take 10 years off my life
Incredible skill
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at July 16, 2021 09:01 PM (BUsqR)
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 09:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 16, 2021 09:01 PM (AL4IR)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 09:01 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 16, 2021 09:01 PM (X7Tgy)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:04 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 16, 2021 09:04 PM (AL4IR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 16, 2021 09:05 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 09:05 PM (vW9Vw)
WD, thanks for sharing that Dami Lee comic strip. I see her regular strip, "As Per Usual," on FB and enjoy her work.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: wing at July 16, 2021 09:06 PM (JFzNN)
And he has fled to the one place that has not been corrupted by Capitalism...
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 09:06 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 16, 2021 09:07 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 16, 2021 09:07 PM (K5n5d)
There was once I swear I lifted off the table with only my ankles touching.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:07 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:08 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 16, 2021 09:08 PM (K5n5d)
Now to see what Weirdness Dave has cobbled up for us.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in a crowded elevator hahaha wasn't me! at July 16, 2021 09:08 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 16, 2021 09:08 PM (gdNWk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:10 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by:
the tank is easy, getting the tank with a functining gun is harder
same with fighter jets
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:10 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 16, 2021 09:10 PM (gdNWk)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:10 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: nerdygirl
'76 Cadillac comes close enough.
Posted by: MkY at July 16, 2021 09:11 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 16, 2021 09:11 PM (+mQ7D)
It's weird now to think that if the studios hadn't taken a chance on him as Tony Stark, the MCU probably would never have existed.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 16, 2021 09:11 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at July 16, 2021 09:12 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
$250,000 could get you a Sherman. Though it seems like you have to have the firing mechanism disabled.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 09:12 PM (vMCab)
I can't fall asleep laying on my back, yet that's always how I wake up.
I'm weird.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:12 PM (4fSQf)
it used to be hot or not
now it is dick or not
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:12 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:04 PM (5p7BC)
Congratulations Dr. Dave! Do I have some great news for you about the job market!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 16, 2021 09:14 PM (Vgw1E)
it used to be hot or not
now it is dick or not
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:12 PM (W+IEh)
Honestly, that was my first thought too. I'm sure that's a dude, I just haven't figured it out yet.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (mZUr4)
LA County Sheriffs Dept will NOT enforce new indoor mask mandate
https://tinyurl.com/yvu4mvjn
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
he is not chinese but is of the impressin that they are.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (W+IEh)
I wager you have to get Class III or Destructive Device tax / permission.
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (X7Tgy)
Ahem.
Posted by: Lady Penis at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (rdbLX)
One day he came up to me with a green felt pen, bent over, pointed it at his naked butt and said "F*** James". Well, 10 years fell off my lifespan right there. I had to keep my cool, though, and tried getting more information from him, but with his limited ability to communicate, he just kept saying the same thing. My mind was whirling. OMG, I thought, someone has sodomized this kid, and he LIKES it! What the hell do I do???
A little while later he came over with the same suggestion, but somehow I got him to show me a picture of what he wanted, and it turned out he was saying "FROG James" - he wanted me to colour him green with the felt pen so he could pretend to be a frog!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (eASG1)
All of them.
'So, how do you sleep?'
Heavily drugged.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at July 16, 2021 09:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Alabama
fuckrs
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:16 PM (W+IEh)
That is a South Carolina license plate
Our homos more betta den yo homos
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at July 16, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 16, 2021 09:16 PM (eASG1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:16 PM (mu7kg)
Posted by: pookysgirl has had a few at July 16, 2021 09:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: LTCHAM at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (7D4lD)
I wager you have to get Class III or Destructive Device tax/permission.
Posted by: callsign claymore
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*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (G3r2q)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (rdbLX)
Its not the trip up, but the trip down.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (axyOa)
(waiting...)
(still waiting...)
(oh, you're back)
You were expecting something hilariously terrible to happen, weren't you? Instead something amazingly awesome happened.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (vW9Vw)
LA County Sheriffs Dept will NOT enforce new indoor mask mandate
https://tinyurl.com/yvu4mvjn
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
But it doesn't matter because the businesses will.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (vMCab)
I wager you have to get Class III or Destructive Device tax/permission.
Posted by: callsign claymore
___
*sigh*
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (G3r2q
Can you weld?
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Zettai at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (BUsqR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:04 PM (5p7BC)
You have some room to improve on sock-puppet names to prove that you attended the University of Miklos
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (mZUr4)
Ahem.
Posted by: Lady Penis
Gonna need moar bigger tackle
Posted by: Little man in boat at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:18 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (Kab4E)
I once feel asleep on a Sunday afternoon in the winter, woke at around 6:30. Took a shower, had coffee, dressed and went it to work. I got about 2 miles when it came to me it was still Sunday night.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (qH6FZ)
The whole point of having a tank is not having to ask permission for stuff.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
need NFA for main gun ammo per each
and NFA for machine guns
Posted by: w
just use a brace
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: vmom novus ordo heretic at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (678+/)
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: Yes, penis! at July 16, 2021 09:20 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: vmom novus ordo h
I though you slept hanging upside down
/
sigh
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:20 PM (W+IEh)
people collect actual tanks
people with really big checkbooks
Posted by: will choose a nic later
She had some coin. In the end, she didn't buy a tank though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alabama
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Yeah, a little, since it doesn't require a hammer.
Hammers scare me.
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2021 09:21 PM (G3r2q)
Completely locked up the brain OS.
She wasn't happy.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:21 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2021 09:21 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:22 PM (axyOa)
I think that was "shot" a few years ago in in Belgium, has been on ONT before.
East European Authentique would have real blood.
Posted by: Miklos, a mere Magyar at July 16, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:22 PM (4fSQf)
I have no idea what is going on, but I want to go drinking with anyone involved in making it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:22 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
A new degree? Hot!
Congrats Herr Doktor Dave!
Posted by: vmom novus ordo heretic at July 16, 2021 09:23 PM (678+/)
Completely locked up the brain OS.
She wasn't happy.
Posted by: Alabama
babe, I am so sorry, I was just so distracted by your beauty
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:23 PM (W+IEh)
What's especially interesting is, both sides now appear organized enough that they might be able to effectively resist attempts of law enforcement, and maybe even the military, to suppress them.
And as this fellow says, "Welcome to America in 5-10 years."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 16, 2021 09:23 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2021 09:23 PM (OFJlJ)
Yea me, exercise.
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2021 09:23 PM (dYrVA)
He reminds us that there is always hope. I had a cousin who did drugs and sold them into his thirties. He did a small amount of time in prison, came out, and completely turned his life around.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Doof
Double Secret Probation for YOU
Posted by: Dean Miklos Wormer at July 16, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
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It is possible to buy surplus tanks. Getting them with working weapons is another matter, but you can get the tank itself. Several years ago, Schwarzenneger was drumming up support for some charity (I don't remember which one) by offering those who donated a chance to be entered into a raffle to win the opportunity to drive over stuff in an M-47 Patton that he owns.
Part of the reason why he owns it is because it's the same tank that he trained on when he was in the Austrian Army as a young man.
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:24 PM (PTw5h)
Its not the trip up, but the trip down.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:17 PM (axyOa)
And every dang pole vaulter has had at least one pole break...
yes... it sucks... you often land in the box where you plant the pole.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 09:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at July 16, 2021 09:12 PM (qpX6U)
I skimmed over it. Looks like the dumb shit you might see on Fecesbook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 09:25 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: TC at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (e044C)
He reminds us that there is always hope. I had a cousin who did drugs and sold them into his thirties. He did a small amount of time in prison, came out, and completely turned his life around.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:24 PM (+lVUW)
Same thing with Tim Allen.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Yes, there is a business down the road where you can drive a tank for an hour. They let you run over beat up cars.
They aren't street legal, but you can own one.
Pretty sure the gun has to be disabled.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (5p7BC)
Yea me, exercise.
Posted by: I
when you go to the bathroom at night, never check the time, ever
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (W+IEh)
it used to be hot or not
now it is dick or not
Posted by: confederatefifth
I doubt if she has a dick. Her shape is all wrong. That is the giveaway. Seems like the hourglass figure would be hard to achieve, even with hormones and plastic surgery.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
A new degree? Hot!
Congrats Herr Doktor Dave!
Posted by: vmom novus ordo heretic at July 16, 2021 09:23 PM (678+/)
Doctor of Boobology?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (oHd/0)
found a German Leopard tank in a lake in Russia and restored it
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:27 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
It's photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:27 PM (4fSQf)
Never heard of Footy Rooty but we have a lot of small Chinese massage places around that do shiatsu and stuff like that
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2021 09:28 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2021 09:28 PM (Q0kyv)
They're looting and burning factories and warehouses, not just retail storefronts. Destroying cellphone towers. South Africa is the first major nation to disintegrate due to nothing more than white shame.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at July 16, 2021 09:28 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2021 09:28 PM (EZebt)
'Stuff like that'.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:28 PM (4fSQf)
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I'm glad I'm out of the dating scene. Surprise!
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 09:29 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:29 PM (Kab4E)
Anyway, here it is. I think it's worth it, you may not.
https://tinyurl.com/5ha66m64
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2021 09:29 PM (OU+8W)
LA County Sheriffs Dept will NOT enforce new indoor mask mandate
https://tinyurl.com/yvu4mvjn
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Villanueva's in hot water politically, and the County Supervisors don't like him. Early last year, it looked like he was on the way out. So I'm guessing that he's doing things that the County Supervisors don't like (because they already hate him) but that the voters do like (since his job is an elected position) since all he really needs is electoral support to hold onto his job.
Either way, it works for me.
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:29 PM (PTw5h)
I had a lesbian friend who gave me the down low on how to spot the tranny
it is wrists, people born men have way bigger wrists than people born chicks
hence womens watches, back when peeps wore watches
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2021 09:28 PM (Q0kyv)
Just mentioned this, but my kid and I were able to tour there about 10 years ago.
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (dYrVA)
In Hungary in the 90s, you could buy whatever surplus was around.
I knew a guy who bought a Russian Schwimmwagen, drove it around and into and out of the Danube.
Some Fine Beverages were consumed when I was a guest on board.
Posted by: Even Miklos called him a show-off at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zeera at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (DDazy)
Lost my keys. Cost $160.00 to have my ignition key replaced. Bought one of those key finders from beelzebub for $15.00.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 09:31 PM (vW9Vw)
I'm not as cute as the cartoon girl.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and I groan a lot at July 16, 2021 09:31 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: t-bird
Treated the red arrow as a stop sign.
Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 09:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Wenda at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (1bBG3)
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What was a Leopard doing in Russia?
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (PTw5h)
And prayers to him for losing his pop recently.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (EMi53)
On the dog that pulled off the Jimmy Snooka flying takedown has to be a Korean Jindo. No shit, those come with built-in Taekwondo moves. I watched as my own was attacked by a beagle at the dog park, but before we and the beagle owner managed to separate them, she had slid onto her back so that she was beneath the beagle, kicked up into his belly with her hind legs, sent the beagle AIRBORNE, and then jumped on him in the brief half-second he was in the air.
I'm convinced Koreans learned their national martial art from their dogs.
Posted by: Saber Alter at July 16, 2021 09:33 PM (Yd+10)
Posted by: Zeera at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (DDazy)
I've discovered truly hard seltzer. Not Good.
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:33 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (PTw5h)
And why did they have a whole tank of them?
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:33 PM (KnJdm)
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Doesn't your sleep position depend on how many pets are on the bed?
Posted by: Wenda at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM -
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Definitely.
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at July 16, 2021 09:33 PM (BB7pQ)
proving it is not a boat
the pulled the records in Duetchland and it may have fallen through the ice
do not remember
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:33 PM (bTQ72)
Hi y'all!
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6:30pm til ......
Denver
Email on sidebar and in nic
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 16, 2021 09:33 PM (nYY/0)
found a German Leopard tank in a lake in Russia and restored it
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:27 PM (bTQ72)
I was a long-time subscriber to Military Vehicles Magazine. Many collectors own tanks, and they can be surprisingly cheap to buy. But very, very expensive to restore and to transport.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 09:34 PM (qEUjR)
I was wondering if, as the guy cleared the bar and was descending, he looked down and thought "that pole is going right up my squeakhole".
Posted by: pep at July 16, 2021 09:34 PM (ZsR3z)
Completely locked up the brain OS.
hope it wasn't during sex.
Posted by: jeet at July 16, 2021 09:35 PM (g741k)
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:35 PM (KnJdm)
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What was a Leopard doing in Russia?
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (PTw5h)
Well junior, when Nazis and Communists don't like each other very much....
Posted by: Dr. T at July 16, 2021 09:35 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Wenda at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM -
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Definitely.
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner
Now see?
We can have nice witty repartee things.
Posted by: Miklos, a not-for-profit (after reasonable expenses) 501(C)3 at July 16, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 16, 2021 09:35 PM (eASG1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dinkl;er at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (6hI5+)
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I like them. Try one with a splash of vodka.
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)
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What was a Leopard doing in Russia?
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:32 PM (PTw5h)
***
If memory serves, it was a T-34 that the Germans had captured, slapped some german markings on it and put it to work. Lake preserved it quite well.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (axyOa)
Other friend is in front seat
Arrive at destination
Friend in front seat gets out without pulling seat forward and then closes door
I can't get out
They are walking away
Anxiety.gif
I start shouting from inside the car that I can't put the seat forward
Friends won't turn around
Go to climb into front seat so I can exit car
.....
Realize car has four doors
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (Z5e9a)
Posted by: Wenda
___
Our bedroom is a cat-free zone.
Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (G3r2q)
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proving it is not a boat
the pulled the records in Duetchland and it may have fallen through the ice
do not remember
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My question is because a Leopard had no business being in Russia. It was a post-World War 2 tank, built after the start of the Cold War. It'd be one thing if it were a World War 2 German tank. There are plenty of those scattered around the country. But a Leopard in Russia would be very unusual.
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Completely locked up the brain OS.
hope it wasn't during sex.
Posted by: jeet
Depends on whom with
Posted by: Miklos, Director of Protocol and Diplomacy at July 16, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)
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I remember reading about that one.
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:37 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
So. That was you!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:38 PM (axyOa)
Hollywood-style plot about terror attacks to explain why the usual signs
of an election weren't visible.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 16, 2021 09:35 PM (eASG1)
Now imagine Stinkfinger.
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
Should have picked his wallet and got a look at his DL. Work on your pulls.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:38 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos
Tuition can get ugly, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 09:38 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: dinkler at July 16, 2021 09:38 PM (6hI5+)
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I like them. Try one with a splash of vodka.
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)
Oh....that may not end well.
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:39 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 09:39 PM (wb4G5)
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I like them. Try one with a splash of vodka.
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)
Oh....that may not end well.
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:39 PM (Kab4E
But it would start well.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (4fSQf)
When I was a younger girl I used to wish I had bigger boobs. Glad I didn't get that wish, cause I really like sleeping on my belly.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (Q8bDL)
Doof will never get a cushy job and/or massive grant funding from the NIH by DENYING the SCIENCE
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dinkler at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (6hI5+)
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:37 PM (PTw5h)
Go look up what they did with the Panthers to make them look like M10s
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (Kab4E)
Only if it's explosive. Inert shells are tax free, so I guess your saboted tungsten penetrators are fine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (yQpMk)
These are people who had CV19 and have experienced long-term (months long) symptoms. Supposedly their numbers will grow as time goes on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I once feel asleep on a Sunday afternoon in the winter, woke at around 6:30. Took a shower, had coffee, dressed and went it to work. I got about 2 miles when it came to me it was still Sunday night.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (qH6FZ)
Similar incident: I was working a 3rd shift job and one afternoon when kids were in school I decided to take a nap. The doors were locked when they came home and of course they knocked loud enough to wake me up. I came downstairs, opened the door and yelled at them for being out at 3a.m.! Of course they thought I had lost my mind since it was broad daylight and 3p.m. !
They still haven't let me forget that day.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 16, 2021 09:41 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 09:41 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by:
do the kardashians now
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:42 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (4fSQf)
In general, I only drink Whiskey and Rum.
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 09:42 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:42 PM (W+IEh)
One of a ISU 152 that is dried out and the engine gets started is a good one.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 16, 2021 09:42 PM (weGKL)
When I was a younger girl I used to wish I had
bigger boobs. Glad I didn't get that wish, cause I really like sleeping
on my belly.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM -
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<takes notes>
Posted by: Certain Kinds of Otters at July 16, 2021 09:42 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: q
there is no try
you have to do the rv mome too
just go to the txmome, have some bacn, get laid
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:43 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 09:43 PM (wb4G5)
Because SCIENCE, so shut up.
(I'm going to start using that as a standard reply to random questions)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:43 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 09:43 PM (2p7/L)
Hell. Abstaining over Coors light: Worst. "Beer." Ever.
At least Bud Light doesn't use corn syrup.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 16, 2021 09:44 PM (nWxPx)
It's hilarious. "We invented something called the Breast Fairy, and she carries a bicycle pump. Sometimes she pumps for a long time, and sometimes she just does a little pump..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:44 PM (L2ZTs)
It was 7:00 in the morning, I thought it was night.
I had a lot of brain malfunctions when I was a drunk.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 09:44 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Braenyard
I have 3 sets, "just in case". I like to plan for the worst. IIRC I had to pay about $200 for a third because they are those remote start things.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (+lVUW)
One MoMee at a time, true.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
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A lot of people who had their sense of taste or smell messed up by SARS-2 have apparently had that particular symptom last for months.
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (2p7/L)
I had a lesbian friend who gave me the down low on how to spot the tranny
it is wrists, people born men have way bigger wrists than people born chicks
hence womens watches, back when peeps wore watches
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:30 PM (bTQ72)
If I were recruiting women athletes I would look for thick wrists and "man hands."
Posted by: TC at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (e044C)
There other night, I couldn't sleep. Tired of laying in bed awake, I went to lay on the couch with the TV on. Figured I'd put on something boring and long, which would put me right to sleep.
So I put on Downtown Abby.
Now I can't stop watching Downtown Abby.
Who's collecting man cards?
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: mindful webworker - except the straw trick - yuck! at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (xdNUT)
And yes, we will also be in Texas in October. So, 2 in one year. Woot!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Who's collecting man cards?
Posted by: Alabama
No MoMees till we forget
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:47 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Wenda
Yup. My dog plops herself down in the middle of the bed and I'm left with about one fourth of the bed to sleep on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)
Who's collecting man cards?
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM
Isn't "Downtown Abby" Not-binary Ben Shapiro's sister?
Posted by: Zettai at July 16, 2021 09:48 PM (BUsqR)
Who's collecting man cards?
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (4fSQf)
I'd send Pooky to collect yours except you misspelled it, so you get a pass!
Posted by: pookysgirl, a terrible hall monitor at July 16, 2021 09:48 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 16, 2021 09:49 PM (nYY/0)
Who's collecting man cards?
You are not alone. Just wait to the finale. The man card will really be gone then. You'll get something in your eye big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 16, 2021 09:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Our platelets whizz thru our capillaries looking for foreign objects or damage to the cell walls. The spike protein causes them to react as if there is damage so they form a micro clot.
We've heard about the larger clots but the micro clots may be more dangerous as they will take time to do their damage. (as we've seen the bad side effects take time to show up for most people).
This should've been discovered if they had done the testing they were supposed to do.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 09:49 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)
Heh. I have, more than a few times, held my hands under the faucet in my office's men's room, only to finally remember that I have to turn the handle manually.
First world problems, indeed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Braenyard
I have 3 sets, "just in case". I like to plan for the worst. IIRC I had to pay about $200 for a third because they are those remote start things.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (+lVUW)
US Navy, working in classified spaces... with keys...
And one morning? my keys were missing. Just plain gone. Made it to work with the spares, but the work keys were gone. So, more that 5 locks had to be re keyed... which was a LOT of damn paperwork.
Found them 3 months later, under the mattress of my 4 year old Daughters bed... seems she thought that if I didn't have my keys... I would not have to go to work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bink
Before I switched to wine, then vodka, every trip to the store was five 24 oz. Natty Ice cans.
Twice a day. It was hell needing that.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (OssQ4)
Years ago, I would just finish the sentence for her, because I knew the word she wanted. But that would piss her off. So I learned to just patiently wait for her to say the word that I knew was coming.
Recently she has relented and now allows me to help her if it happens for more than 10 seconds.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Zettai at July 16, 2021 09:48 PM (BUsqR)
That's "Uptown Abby". Easy mistake to make, especially if you run a bus company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla,
Science...SCIENCE!!!
Try the Jon Lovitz "ACTING!!!" voice
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud, CPA, OBE, AM-FM at July 16, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:36 PM (5p7BC)
Just looking for results. Or does the U of Miklos have other, non-socking majors???
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 09:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 09:52 PM (Sq5xa)
Yup. My dog plops herself down in the middle of the bed and I'm left with about one fourth of the bed to sleep on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)
___________
She's generous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2021 09:52 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together
Dad had an LP of that. I had it in mind.
Or was it of the guy who swallowed a whistle...?
Posted by: mindful webworker - blaatulance at July 16, 2021 09:52 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2021 09:52 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Romeo13
Aww!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 09:52 PM (OssQ4)
It was Saturday.
Doh!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:53 PM (axyOa)
Completely locked up the brain OS.
hope it wasn't during sex.
Posted by: jeet
why would you need to know your wife's name during sex?
how many others are there?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:53 PM (W+IEh)
how many others are there?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:53 PM (W+IEh)
Heh.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: TC at July 16, 2021 09:54 PM (e044C)
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In case she calls.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 09:55 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Hopefully not this-
My Newest Favorite Thing-
Clempson Blue Cheese (spelled "Blue", not "Bleu", 'cause Clempson).
Rather tasty Kow Kollidge Kwizine
Posted by: Miklos is happy with his purchase at July 16, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 16, 2021 09:55 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 16, 2021 09:56 PM (Syx6Q)
One dog sleeps in the office. The other sleeps on either side of the bed. Cat sometimes sleeps on my side. We have it all figured out.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 16, 2021 09:56 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: TC at July 16, 2021 09:46 PM (e044C)
Not a 100% fool proof as a lot of folks who lean that way are also of the feminine body type (well not all) and thus their hands are small and if they've managed to avoid hard labor their hands are not callused or bulging blood vessels.
A trip to Thailand will prove that to you.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 09:57 PM (wb4G5)
All that stomach pain went away, which was nice.
Doc said I had a slightly enlarged liver. I figured that was a good thing but he disagreed.
Early stage fatty liver.
No more hangovers has been nice.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:57 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 09:57 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 16, 2021 09:58 PM (Eus9b)
Now I can't stop watching Downtown Abby.
Who's collecting man cards?
Posted by: Alabama
Next on your list, Jane Austen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
Or was it of the guy who swallowed a whistle...?
Posted by: mindful webworker - blaatulance at July 16, 2021 09:52 PM (xdNUT)
Do a Web search for "Crepitation Contest". Supposedly done after-hours by personalities from Canada's CBC as an in-house joke. The "contest" is staged at Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto, and pits the reigning champion, Lord Wintersmere, of England, against upstart Paul Boomer, from Melbourne, Australia. It is an absolute hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 09:59 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:00 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Those are in a small manila envelope in my desk drawer, because you never know when I might need them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW
I had an excuse for getting hooked on Abbey.
Doing it on purpose might cost me my card.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:00 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 16, 2021 10:00 PM (YboWf)
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW)
There is nothing unmanly about Jane Austen!
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Doof
Socks are part of the culture at the University of Miklos.
Especially the over-knee socks required of all first year coeds as part of our Japanese Schoolgirl Fantasy Cultural Immersion Programme.
Posted by: The Rev. Dr. Miklos at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (2p7/L)
she once told me it was was weird when I address her by her actual name. Funny, because she always uses my name when talking to me.
My dad did the same thing. I almost never heard him address my mom by name.
Prolly becuz we're all devoted and stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos at July 16, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
You don't know how true that is! Today I got into a bit of a contentious discussion with our son's pediatrician. Younger soon of Doof was in for a well-visit. Physical exam for athletics for the upcoming school year. Doc has been our pediatrician for 22 years -- older son of Doof was his very first patient in 1999. He's always been great. Until today. From the moment he entered the exam room, he went MAJOR push for my son to get the Covid vax. Rambled for 5 mins without me being able to say a word. Finally I said that he can make his own decision in 3 months when he turns 18, but for now he is not getting the vax. Told him I got the vax but wish I hadn't -- I felt bullied into it. He was obviously annoyed. Said getting the vax is a "civic duty". I tried to have a respectful conversation with him but he just couldn't seem to do it. Sucks -- 22 years of a great doctor / family relationship ruined.
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:02 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - except the straw trick - yuck!
Oh, I dunno. Last night's "Simplified History of the American Revolution" was pretty dang good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2021 10:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (+ya+t)
Bourbon is usually the best solution.
Posted by: redchief at July 16, 2021 10:02 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2021 10:02 PM (ynpvh)
Imagine my surprise last week when I walked in on my husband, who had the a little flap on the lid cocked open to pour the water in, rather than removing the entire lid.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 10:02 PM (Q8bDL)
how many others are there?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 09:53 PM (W+IEh)
----
ONLY ONE. swearsies
Posted by: Mormons at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (YboWf)
Twice a day. It was hell needing that.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (OssQ4)
Would it been more efficient buying ten cans once a day?
Posted by: TC at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (e044C)
Israel's new Prime Minister is now admitting that Pfizer is not so effective against the Delta variant (this will be the party line, that it's the delta variant until they can longer maintain it).
And it can be. Again, this spike-only strategy was stupid. All the virus has to do is mutate the spike a little bit and evade. Whole virus immunity, which you get naturally, is far harder to evade.
Israel is now talking about locking down again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (f1Vqw)
I never tire of watching Chuck Lorre get killed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
She has a very unusual name, so no one else is anyplace we are is going to have it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
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In case she calls.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 09:55 PM (Sq5xa)
LOL!!!
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: M
I would be fine with more than a wife, i cold do two or three
I would be fine with arranged marriage too, but now my wife would have to arrange it.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 10:04 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:04 PM (2p7/L)
She has a very unusual name, so no one else is anyplace we are is going to have it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
Mulva?
Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2021 10:05 PM (Ed8Zd)
She has a very unusual name, so no one else is anyplace we are is going to have it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
Mulva??
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
she once told me it was was weird when I address her by her actual name. Funny, because she always uses my name when talking to me.
My dad did the same thing. I almost never heard him address my mom by name.
Prolly becuz we're all devoted and stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)
My sister at her wedding rehearsal kept having to stop herself from laughing when the priest was going over the vows because she had to call her future husband by his real name instead of his nickname and it was so awkward for her
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:05 PM (vMCab)
That's just not true and it's plain to see yet we still are running around like our lives are threatened.
And if the "vaccine" actually works, then no one who's had it should worry about anyone who hasn't. Yet that's not the case and there's reason for that. And it is that the vaccine (actually a lot of the flue vaccines) does not make one immune to EVERY virus of the type. Thus now they're talking about Delta mutation and then Epsilon. As if that's never happened before. Viruses mutant very fast.
This is all being used as a means of manipulation and control. And they are succeeding at it.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:06 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Perfect
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:06 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (mZUr4)
Any doctor who says it's a "civic duty" to take an unproven vax against a disease that is really not all that deadly is an asshole who should be strung up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:06 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 10:06 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Darleen, Charleen, Marleen and sometimes Carleen (the cousin) at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)
The two ducks however are obviously the thoracic duck and the pancreatic duck.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (Xwt96)
Otherwise I am on one side or the other. I do prefer lying on my right side.
But I have always had some minor insomnia. I fall asleep quickly, but I gauge a good night or a bad night on when I wake up in the wee hours. 5 am, good, 4am, okay. 2 am, bad. Because I have a helluva time going back to sleep.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (qAR6u)
They'll be quarantine camps and they're building them right now.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (2p7/L)
OTOH, maybe the person who made that meme (and assuredly everyone on these boards) already knows that and what we're doing is MOCKING the so-called reasoning behind their policies, which is a fucking HELL of a lot more efficient than arguing with them. One thing an evangelistic lefty can't stand is being laughed at. He's serious, damnit! Wah!
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (GtpEB)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:04 PM (2p7/L)
Huff some Portland Cement dust. Soon, your chest will stop bullets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Miklos just Mentions at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla, PHD University of Miklos (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 09:50 PM (5p7BC)
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*click*
*whhirrrrrr*
*click*
*whhirrrrrr*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2021 10:09 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: TC
Sure, but then I wouldn't get my exercise.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:09 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: b
I thought that buzzion was your real name
/
sigh
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 10:10 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:04 PM (2p7/L)
Huff some Portland Cement dust. Soon, your chest will stop bullets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (qEUjR
Like take the vaccine, this is horrible medical advice.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:11 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:11 PM (2p7/L)
That is so funny. Makes perfect 4-year-old logic sense.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 10:11 PM (Q8bDL)
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https://tinyurl.com/46kjx7h9
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (Xwt96)
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Ugh. Not that old canard again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:08 PM (2p7/L)
Had it already. Got over it. Which most people do, unless they already have one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:14 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:11 PM (4fSQf)
It's supposed to be. We are dealing with a troll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:14 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (Xwt96)
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Ugh. Not that old canard again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (N6Gqp),
He's a quack!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 10:15 PM (BgMrQ)
with our son's pediatrician.
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM (mZUr4)
I'm so dang lucky. Our doctor *had* the coof, is in his 70s, loved my grandparents, and has respectfully listened to my "Dutch Reformed" 3-point sermon:
1. I am not in the risk group
B. All the people related to me that are in the risk group have either had the Kung Flu or the not-a-vaccine
III. We do not have any long-term studies on the not-a-vaccine, so I am waiting to see what comes of that before I even consider it
Posted by: pookysgirl married a biowarfare geek at July 16, 2021 10:15 PM (XKZwp)
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear
scrollin' scrollin' scrollin'
Keep them dogies rollin'
Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at July 16, 2021 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:14 PM (qEUjR)
Oh. Sorry. My list hasn't been updated.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:15 PM (4fSQf)
/
sigh
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 10:10 PM (W+IEh)
Assistant band director in high school did not know my real name.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: jakee308
Or the ducks? anyway, choking hazard pills!!
About to wander off and watch some teavea. If you don't see me again, don't bother with a search party.
Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here or am I memorex? at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (GtpEB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (W+IEh)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:07 PM (Xwt96)
Ugh. Not that old canard again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (N6Gqp)
Your puns are raising my bile.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)
My dogs are polite in that they wait for me to get into bed first.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (vMCab)
You are not alone. Just wait to the finale. The man card will really be gone then. You'll get something in your eye big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
A big pizza pie?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (GtpEB
It's a tad weird that this would work and not say, 50 years of Democrats destroying their lives in cities.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (4fSQf)
There's the suction cup darts for the gun and the bowling pins and the ducks but why would that be in a Dr.s office?
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (N6Gqp)
Arizona is the King of Hot?
Let's not forget us Nevadans. We've been having 120 degree days routinely in my small town near Vegas. And a week or so ago it was 125.
Arizona. PSHAW!
Posted by: RobertM at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (qWhQP)
Posted by: buzzion
Assistant band directors in high school are always named Lance or Erik, so easier for you.
Posted by: Unchecked Facts by Miklos at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:15 PM (4fSQf)
"bink" "dink" "dinkler", and many other permutations is the troll raykon. Has been here for years. Likes to pose stupid questions. Mostly, just stupid. But the inner nasty comes out every now and then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:19 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:19 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (qEUjR)
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In up to my knees. No adversity yet. Will report.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 10:19 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (4fSQf)
That would have been great! I'm actually gonna now start sending both of my sons to the doctor that I go to. At my last visit, we were chatting about legal stuff and he gave me a recommendation for a lawyer. He made sure to tell me that said lawyer is a staunch 2nd amendment supporter.
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:19 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:20 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:20 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:13 PM (Sq5xa)
Nope! No clue!
Posted by: pookysgirl had naughty brothers for cover at July 16, 2021 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
Assistant band directors in high school are always named Lance or Erik, so easier for you.
Posted by: Unchecked Facts by Miklos at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
That would be pretty awkward for her.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:20 PM (vMCab)
About to wander off and watch some teavea. If you don't see me again, don't bother with a search party.
Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here or am I memorex? at July 16, 2021 10:16 PM (xdNUT)
Viaduct?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:20 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:20 PM (qEUjR)
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I give up. Viaduck?
Posted by: Chico Marx at July 16, 2021 10:21 PM (N6Gqp)
My favorite bartender is my favorite because:
A) Is physically attractive. Has big tits and a pretty smile, or is handsome and well kept.
B) Has a pleasant personality. Talkative, engaging, makes me feel at home in the bar. Is almost a friend.
C) Quick and professional service. Greets me promptly, if I visit frequently knows what I want. Highly knowledgeable of their trade, top notch drinks.
D) Hooks me up. Free drinks. Extra liquor in my drinks. We have an understanding that if I take care of them financially, they take care of me on there check.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2021 10:21 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: "Erika" at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (+ya+t)
A quick search will reveal a great number of comely Chel cosplay strumpets, many of whom are not chubbies...
Posted by: Zettai at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (BUsqR)
Posted by: jakee308
But what's that thing on the bottom right? Microphone?
And why are the pills gigantic? It all makes no sense.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (Xwt96)
Speaking of Clempson, one of the authors of that bombshell paper analyzing two decades of UK NHS and, via regression discontinuity analysis, showed the flu shots were basically ineffective in preventing hospitalizations and death in the elderly is at Clempson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Chico Marx at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (N6Gqp)
You're thinking from the outside in. Think inside out, like a fish and water. A fish doesn't know that the water he's lived in all his life is polluted (postulating an intelligent fish here) until you put him in a clean tank.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (GtpEB)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (wb4G5)
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It's one,two Chicago kit.
Get shot, doc fixes you up.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (OssQ4)
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The horse doctor hypothesis is beginning to make more sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:23 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:24 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (GtpEB
Fair point. Especially if the person that gives you a food flake once a week tells you how good you have it.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:24 PM (4fSQf)
Arizona. PSHAW!
Posted by: RobertM at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (qWhQP)
On a trip to Vegas back in the mid 90s, I experienced 126 degrees at 5pm. Yes, it was a dry heat. That just meant that your skin spontaneously ignites before you can sweat
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (mZUr4)
Here's the paper right here:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/
32120383
Devon Gory, and she's a she, I just found.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (f1Vqw)
My dad did the same thing. I almost never heard him address my mom by name.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 16, 2021 10:01 PM
You got me thinking Pug. I cannot recall a single instance of my husband ever calling me by my given name. (I'm am sure it has happened though.) I have occasionally called him by his "common" name , but over 40+ years I could count those times on my two hands.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (2p7/L)
A lot of African leaders started yelling about how young women were showing up infertile after getting the vaccine and the believed it was done on purpose.
They've been using this mRNA stuff in Africa for other viruses. The covid is unique due to the trigger protein (the spike) that they use. Most all flu and cold type viruses have this spike. I'm guessing they were hoping for a cold vaccine.
But not like when they went after small pox and polio. Those were done to get rid of the virus. These guys want the virus to live they just want to lower the symptoms so they can keep selling the vaccine. They're not interested in a cure.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (wb4G5)
C. I respect a dedicated professional in any trade.
Posted by: Retief at July 16, 2021 10:26 PM (vra3r)
Posted by: Doof
I have an odd flashback to the "Solidarity" Movement in (formerly) communist Poland.
This is how networks are established.
Posted by: Miklos, former Solidarność DJ at July 16, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
I'll say that after watching every episode of Bar Rescue that D will be a no for me. That's theft and likely going to wind up getting the bartender fired or the bar eventually closed, so the "hook me up" ones aren't worth it. You want to be shitfaced with extra strong drinks, make them at home.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:26 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Adriane the Golden Calf Critic ... at July 16, 2021 10:26 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:26 PM (wb4G5)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (GtpEB)
You just sorta described my relocation from Hot Air to AOSHQ several years ago
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:27 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:27 PM (OssQ4)
The thing in the lower right corner next to the cardiac monitor is an electro shock therapy unit.
The thing with two earpieces and the tubing is a...I forget the layman's term...but the technical term is a "ticker listener thingy"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:27 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Adriane the Golden Calf Critic
That's a yolk, I say a yolk, Son
Posted by: Foghorn "Miklos " Leghorn at July 16, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
You got me thinking Pug. I cannot recall a single instance of my husband ever calling me by my given name. (I'm am sure it has happened though.) I have occasionally called him by his "common" name , but over 40+ years I could count those times on my two hands.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (Q8bDL)
There are videos of "reactions" of people calling their significant other by their given name to show the reaction. And its usually a look of "Did I do something wrong?" or "are you mad at me?" reaction.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:29 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:29 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: Doof
I have an odd flashback to the "Solidarity" Movement in (formerly) communist Poland.
This is how networks are established.
Posted by: Miklos
I almost held up the 3 finger Mockingjay signal from Hunger Games!
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)
Wasn't Tim Curry in Rocky Horror? I'm too
Patti Russo was HOT! Got to meet her a couple of times, nice gal. (Can you still say gal or is that verboten?)
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:18 PM (wb4G5)
Thursday morning, Pooky texted me a picture of a canoe in the swimming pool where Pookette was finishing up her lessons. Turns out that the kid in our weekly Pathfinder RPG was prepping the students in his swimming class to deal with a turned-over canoe, and enlisted his brother (who we've called to improvise acting as celestial being for our Pathfinder games) to "help." Immediately, of course, Pooky offered to go home to get his Nerf guns to help simulate exiting the canoe under fire and was sadly turned down.
I.... don't live a normal life, do I?
Posted by: pookysgirl is entirely too unique at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)
OPSEC.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Muldoon
That, lab coat, and a clipboard.
BINGO, yer IN!!!!
Posted by: "Dr." Big Tony Fauci at July 16, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:32 PM (Hrwnm)
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Because Fauci & Co were funneling big USD to them. And China loves USD.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 10:32 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:32 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: G'rump928
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Heh. I don't know about other's dogs, but our little dog just assumes that anything that is offered to her is a treat. Really, you could offer her a rock and she would probably gulp it down. To that end, a Pickles cartoon:
https://tinyurl.com/2rn7xwp8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 10:33 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:33 PM (Xwt96)
I.... don't live a normal life, do I?
Posted by: pookysgirl is entirely too unique at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (XKZwp
Normal-ish.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:33 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:29 PM (2p7/L)
Blind hog, acorn. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:33 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:32 PM (Hrwnm)
Start asking them wildly inappropriate personal questions.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:33 PM (vMCab)
Oh great, the hoax virus troll is now gracing us with his presence.
I would advise him he might want to keep an eye on his d-dimer and troponin levels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 16, 2021 10:33 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:34 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:34 PM (2p7/L)
C) Quick and professional service. Greets me promptly, if I visit frequently knows what I want. Highly knowledgeable of their trade, top notch drinks.
Both, gun to my head I'd go with C). Sometimes bartenders can be a little to friendly and talkative.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2021 10:34 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:27 PM (Xwt96)
Isn't that an "earwax sucker-outer"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:35 PM (qEUjR)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2021 10:34 PM (qH6FZ)
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You're telling us!
Posted by: A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Kangaroo at July 16, 2021 10:35 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:36 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 10:37 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Miklos, referring to if not paraphrasing George Wallace (D) at July 16, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Emmie, that would make me mad enough to quite vindictive, one might say. First thing I would do is send the parties some very lawyerly sounding letters vaguely threatening lawsuits and all that against all involved in discussing my medical information.
By shaking the tree like that, some low-hanging fruit can come down. The hit dogs will holler often.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 16, 2021 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
B is nice, but above and beyond the call of duty, and only as an added benefit to C.
Nothing wrong with A, but tits are not a job qualification unless you are a stripper or porn star.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2021 10:38 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:38 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
$5 after shift change. Not much call for it.
Posted by: Miklos, having a smoke behind the Waffle Hut at July 16, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Work in a ".....and people died" and you'll have successfully parroted your fucktarded parents that smoked pot and your daddy watched as momma got ass-fucked my a Mexican landscaper.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2021 10:39 PM (7F9te)
"A" has no impact whatsoever. You can be cute/handsome, but if you don't know how to make a drink or manage your customers...
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 10:39 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
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But to his credit, he never wiped his dick on the curtains.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:40 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 10:40 PM (csEWM)
*****
Lightbulb moment!!! Business idea:
The Cerum-ba™
automated robotic cerumen vacuum!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:40 PM (Xwt96)
It's insane.
https://bit.ly/2VIW7pE
Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2021 10:42 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:40 PM (N6Gqp
A true gentleman uses the doily.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:42 PM (Zv2q6)
Posted by: cfo mom
Now see, here's your problem.
You don't manage the customers. Unless they get out of hand.
Posted by: Miklos, having another smoke behind the Waffle Hut at July 16, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
The Cerum-ba
automated robotic cerumen vacuum!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:40 PM (Xwt96)
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It might work if you design it so a cat can ride it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:42 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Miklos, sorry to break this to you at July 16, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:29
That's funny. Today my wife called me T###### for the first time I can recall in over 40 yrs. Usually it's something else or my common nickname T###.
Anyone that can figure out those names wins a prize. Hint- the formal name is the original Irish spelling, not the later more common one.
*Wanders off looking for prize materials.*
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 10:44 PM (55Qr6)
I'm about to start his book on the Italian campaign ("Italy's Year of Sorrow"). He has a podcast with another Brit called We Have Ways of Making You Talk (odd title) in which they geek out tremendously on WWII history, interview historians and authors, etc.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 16, 2021 10:44 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cicero
****
Could use a nostril as a docking station.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:44 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:44 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: Cicero
He denied her lovely decor his essence?
Posted by: Gen. Miklos "Buck" Turgidson at July 16, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:45 PM (Hrwnm)
Fun fact: Did you know that your earwax production ramps up when you're stressed? Ask me how I know!
Posted by: pookysgirl is being rhetorical at July 16, 2021 10:45 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Just st a side note at July 16, 2021 10:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (Xwt96)
Wiping your dick on the upholstery does not surprise me, but ear wax?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (OssQ4)
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The horse doctor hypothesis is beginning to make more sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:23 PM (N6Gqp)
Suppositories...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Anyone that can figure out those names wins a prize. Hint- the formal name is the original Irish spelling, not the later more common one.
*Wanders off looking for prize materials.*
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 10:44 PM (55Qr6
Tater Salad?
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (Zv2q6)
Posted by: pookysgirl is being rhetorical at July 16, 2021 10:45 PM (XKZwp)
Okay, Pookysgirl, how do you know?
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (Hrwnm)
Anyone that can figure out those names wins a prize. Hint- the formal name is the original Irish spelling, not the later more common one.
*Wanders off looking for prize materials.*
Posted by: Farmer
Taoiseach
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, Sláinte! at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (X7Tgy)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:48 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: pookysgirl is being rhetorical at July 16, 2021 10:45 PM (XKZwp)
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See? This is the kind of News You Can Use that keeps bringing me back here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:48 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:49 PM (2DOZq)
A) Is physically attractive. Has big tits and a pretty smile, or is handsome and well kept.
B) Has a pleasant personality. Talkative, engaging, makes me feel at home in the bar. Is almost a friend.
C) Quick and professional service. Greets me promptly, if I visit frequently knows what I want. Highly knowledgeable of their trade, top notch drinks.
D) Hooks me up. Free drinks. Extra liquor in my drinks. We have an understanding that if I take care of them financially, they take care of me on there check.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16
F) Gives me my drink and leaves me the fuck alone.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 16, 2021 10:49 PM (Mo2gk)
Better to leave that to the professionals. Use an irrigation device instead.
Trust me, I'm post-med.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (Xwt96)
NFA needs to be repealed.
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (X7Tgy)
Posted by: Just st a side
If waiting, I just make little paper airplanes out of C-notes, send them across the bar, and light all the ladies' cigars with yet more C-notes.
Posted by: Miklos gets it right, mostly at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
The guy who wants another when he puts his glass on the rail, the one who wants to wait until he lets you know. The one who likes a bit of banter and small talk vs. the one who prefers being,left alone.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (Q8bDL)
Anyone that can figure out those names wins a prize. Hint- the formal name is the original Irish spelling, not the later more common one.
*Wanders off looking for prize materials.*
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 10:44 PM (55Qr6)
Treavor Trev
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: bink at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (2p7/L)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 16, 2021 10:49 PM (Mo2gk)
The man(?) knows what he wants. Gotta respect that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 10:51 PM (csEWM)
Better to leave that to the professionals.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:50 PM (Xwt96
20 bucks, same as in town?
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 10:51 PM (Zv2q6)
Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (tri-Delt is Tiffani) at July 16, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:52 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (X7Tgy)
Timing is everything. What follows up your "working tank" but a twerking wank?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:52 PM (l2WVw)
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Only one you need to know.
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2021 10:52 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 16, 2021 10:49 PM (Mo2gk)
....
I'll mark that up as a C.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2021 10:52 PM (7F9te)
Now pre-law.
Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos (tri-Delt is Tiffani) at July 16, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
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What's the difference?
Posted by: Boon Schoenstein at July 16, 2021 10:53 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 10:53 PM (csEWM)
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 16, 2021 10:22 PM (OssQ4)
Have you ever seen (or taken) KCl 20 meq?
Posted by: Fox2! at July 16, 2021 10:55 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:47 PM (Hrwnm)
There's a reason the VA is about to pay me big bucks to take care of Pooky. As I have told numerous governmental officials: You break it, you buy it!
Posted by: pookysgirl, collector of warranties at July 16, 2021 10:55 PM (XKZwp)
The future is ours so let's plan it.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 16, 2021 10:55 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Hrwnm)
That was his polite way of letting you know you have pointy elbows.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:55 PM (Sq5xa)
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Many highly stressed old Hebrews looked with dread to the coming demise of the reigning Pharoah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 10:56 PM (N6Gqp)
.....
That's an A. Because if she was Lena Dunham, you wouldn't have answered that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 16, 2021 10:56 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2021 10:34
And you hit it right on the head. The best bartenders know how to judge the customer's interest in engagement. I think I did a good job in my youth, 1974-89.
It really helped me become less of a shy person. Heck, I'm not afraid to respond to Morons on the net!
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 10:56 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Hrwnm)
Spoken by a doctor that never has patients that wear earplugs.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:57 PM (vMCab)
We tied today... and we had thunder and lightening and a bit of rain to boot.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2021 10:59 PM (nQS2L)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:55 PM (Sq5xa
uh.......
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:00 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:57 PM (vMCab)
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Geez, what kind of doctors wear earplugs? The ones who work with iron tongs and car batteries?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 16, 2021 11:00 PM (N6Gqp)
A year or two ago I added a blanket underneath me for some cushion.
Posted by: 496 at July 16, 2021 11:01 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 16, 2021 11:01 PM (RJCvt)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:55 PM (Sq5xa
uh.......
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:00 PM (Hrwnm
It's always cute when they first figure it out.
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 11:01 PM (Zv2q6)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Hrwnm)
His otoscope must be huge.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 11:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Just st a side note at July 16, 2021 10:46
Bingo! You acknowledge them, makes them feel better while waiting. Just a tip of the head, hand wave something. I'm guessing you used to tend bar.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 11:02 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 11:02 PM (Zv2q6)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2021 09:19 PM (qH6FZ)
Husband did that. Got up, showered, dressed, breakfast. I waited until he started the car before I went out and told him it was Saturday.
Posted by: megthered at July 16, 2021 11:03 PM (YLNRu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2021 11:04 PM (89T5c)
I sleep on my back, mostly; however, I am most likely to snore in that position. Otherwise on my side, with no preference. I haven't slept on my stomach since I was a kid.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2021 11:05 PM (+2sc/)
He wears a sock-hat, but we notice anyway.
Posted by: Miklos
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A tell, any post that ends with, 'Look it up'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:05 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: State Lotteries at July 16, 2021 11:05 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: CppThis at July 16, 2021 11:06 PM (8h1h1)
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Muldoon
I recall the unapproved clinical experimentation in New Orleans about best method of removing a cockroach from a human ear, mechanically with dexterity, or a drop or two of lidocaine.
Those crazy Charity Hospital ER guys!
Posted by: Miklos recalls the strangest things at July 16, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GWB at July 16, 2021 11:07 PM (IVYWX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:07 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Cicero
Your interest is noted.
Posted by: the Veterans Administration at July 16, 2021 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:08 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: GWB at July 16, 2021 11:07 PM (IVYWX)
A dumbass that would buy furniture that looks like a hotdog.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2021 11:08 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Muldoon
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There's a tired old nurses joke about that. Out of respect for MD's present, I will not repeat it.
BTW, I miss the diagnostic manual references. They were always interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:09 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:10 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Jumbo Miklos at July 16, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon
Muldoon, always wondered: are all stethoscopes as uncomfortable as the ones I have tried? They always felt like the plastic ear bits were trying to go through my ears and pierce my brain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:12 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Sq5xa
It doesn't look like it. It would just be weird for my doctor to make comments about my breasts beyond "no lumps!"
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:12 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: Just a side note
The octoscope is eight times bigger.
Posted by: Jumbo Miklos at July 16, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
I remember that Eight is Enough episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:13 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Miklos with a Buster Keaton face at July 16, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:12 PM (Hrwnm)
Oh good I thought I was going crazy for a minute. More crazy.
The pointy elbows reference, coined in the cheerleader threads, is about finding a meaningless imperfection in an otherwise perfectly fine looking woman.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:15 PM (Sq5xa)
Mike Hammer
*tired glare*
Posted by: tired old nurses at July 16, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Basically it says, "stop bugging us with your cockamamie ideas!! We won't use them and if we do you'll never see any credit. Go away!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
With the eighth episode of Eight is Enough, everybody got eggroll.
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at July 16, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gingy at July 16, 2021 11:20 PM (GtpEB)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:15 PM (Sq5xa)
I remember those days. Then the expression morphed into a reference for bewbs.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:21 PM (Hrwnm)
Wiping your dick on the upholstery does not surprise me, but ear wax?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 10:47
LMAO, it's the ONT what do you expect?
Maybe it's due to that commercial that's trying to convince you to buy something that flushes out your ears.
Don't really want to induce swimmers ear to myself. I think mankind got by without this for thousands of years.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 11:21 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:22 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: Gingy
Only because the Brady kids were gettin' it on out back.
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely re-recalling at July 16, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:23 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 11:21 PM (55Qr6)
By the same token, a lot of them died before 40.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:23 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:24 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:21 PM (Hrwnm)
I'm a strict constructionist originalist.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:24 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hey, that gives me an idea!
Posted by: John Moses Browning at July 16, 2021 11:24 PM (FT70t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:24 PM (l2WVw)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:24 PM (Sq5xa)
I hereby nominate you to the Supreme Court. You can help keep the other justices in line.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:25 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
The cheap Chinese apostrophe's on Ebay arrive two months' late and break off after maybe two uses.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Discount Apostrophe Warehouse at July 16, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Recycle paragrafs N2 paraffin
Posted by: Alexandra O'Crazy-Nike-Cortez at July 16, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (55Qr6)
Yeah, but his magnum opus was Clue.
Posted by: Sjg at July 16, 2021 11:31 PM (gDSJf)
Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30 til .....
Denver
Email in sidebar and nic
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 16, 2021 11:31 PM (nYY/0)
My place was unharmed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:32 PM (l2WVw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
*checks Sekrit Birth Data*
*quota exceeded*
*issues self Special Ration of Spirits*
Posted by: Late Nite Stakhanovite Miklosov at July 16, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sjg at July 16, 2021 11:31 PM (gDSJf)
*fistbump* Indeed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:32 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Discount Apostrophe Warehouse at July 16, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
The Great Apostrophe Catastrophe of 2021! I was there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:33 PM (l2WVw)
Story is bullshit but dipped into the comment section..
Holy shit are those fuckers insane robots, parroting the White Houses bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 11:33 PM (mu7kg)
My place was unharmed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:32 PM (l2WVw)
That's good.
Um... meth lab?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:34 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Miklos will assist the Noble Colorado Comrades in thier Struggle at July 16, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:35 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:50
Nope. That's an odd name, neighbor's nephew is Trevor, guess that's a variant.
Hear's an odd clue, think of "The Great Escape". Cept I just looked it up on Wikipeida has his first name misspelled. Idiots.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 11:36 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:36 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:34 PM (csEWM)
My best guess. House was unoccupied. Utilities shut off. Maybe meth cookers broke in, started cooking meth on propane stoves. One stove had a leak, caused big initial explosion, the rest were cylinders popping.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:36 PM (l2WVw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bet you feel bad about the Harsh Words you and him exchanged about 2 AM last Tuesday.
Posted by: Miklos knows a Damn Shame when he smells one at July 16, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 11:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ixnay Opsecnay at July 16, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 11:15 PM (Sq5xa)
I remember those days. Then the expression morphed into a reference for bewbs.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:21 PM (Hrwnm)
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Horde's Law - Sooner or later, everything comes back to bewbs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 16, 2021 11:39 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Miklos knows a Damn Shame when he smells one at July 16, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
I think I met the owners of the place once. We exchanged pleasantries, no more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:39 PM (l2WVw)
There was this other guy who moved among the crowd and kept taking photos of our faces.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:39 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 16, 2021 11:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I don't suppose that there was a George Floyd monument over there?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:41 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:10 PM (csEWM)
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Does it have a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 16, 2021 11:42 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:41 PM (vOGqy)
Lightning strike?
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:42 PM (Hrwnm)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 16, 2021 11:39 PM (KAi1n)
It made him turn semi conservative for a little while but Hollywood drug him back to the dark side.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 11:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 16, 2021 11:01
No, good guess at the formal name but what would be the nic T@@@@?
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 11:42 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That, word for word, is what I always say. Glad you got that part down. Marleen and Charleen will back me up, too. Hell you too, probably.
Posted by: Inindicted Miklos at July 16, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:41 PM (vOGqy)
Lightning strike?
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 11:42 PM (Hrwnm)
There was a big T-storm in East Mesa, predicted to track into AJ, but that was like 9 hours earlier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:44 PM (l2WVw)
Story is bullshit but dipped into the comment section..
Holy shit are those fuckers insane robots, parroting the White Houses bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 11:33 PM (mu7kg)
Slashdot started going off the rails nearly 20 years ago, not really a surprise. It used to have a bit of libertarian streak even though it was always predominantly lefty IT types. The moderation started sliding more and more to silencing dissent rather than promoting good commenting as it got full of people looking at as a competing forum to Digg and later Reddit.
Posted by: Sjg at July 16, 2021 11:45 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Discount Apostrophe Warehouse
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In contrast, I've found the German umlauts to be of excellent quality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:46 PM (vOGqy)
I wanted to write to let you know how disappointed I am in your 'no suggestions for new entrees' policy. You'll be sorry when I become a billionaire off my new designed liver-and-anchovies sandwich! I already have a franchise location opening up near Corsicana, Texas and everyone tells me my heart is blessed, it's such a great idea. See you in the dust Popeyes!"
Signed,
A Soon To Be Very Wealthy Ex-Customer"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:46 PM (vOGqy)
Diacritical Marx was Karl Marx' smarter brother.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:49 PM (l2WVw)
Posted by: Inindicted Miklos
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During my misspent, squandered youth, 'Officer, I'm just an innocent bystander' became a mainstay of my vocabulary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:49 PM (vOGqy)
Bubba Ho-Tep or The Last Picture Show.
Not even close. Bubba Ho-Tep. I loves me some documentary movies.
Posted by: LostInSpace at July 16, 2021 11:49 PM (ESLBo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 16, 2021 11:52 PM (nYY/0)
In contrast, I've found the German umlauts to be of excellent quality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Germany has been outsourcing its umlauts to Hungary since the mid-70s, with ISO and TüV certification.
Posted by: Miklüs, with Outrageous Accent at July 16, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:23
But you are enough of a historian to know that is skewed by high infant mortality rates. If you lived to adulthood you had a good shot at your 60s, maybe longer.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2021 11:53 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:56 PM (l2WVw)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 16, 2021 11:56 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Inadequate cooling of the #2 dot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:57 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2021 11:58 PM (h1jJh)
"To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;"
They envisioned private WARSHIPS. The founders who wrote the Second Amendment absolutely included cannons, individual arms, and all the normal accouterments of war.
Posted by: Rolf at July 17, 2021 12:00 AM (aGOyH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Pre-1994 umlauts require non-silicate coolant, after model year 1994 only silicate coolant.
Posted by: Mikloster mit limitiert Fahrfignugen at July 17, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Down 'round here, having two shoes might be considered right damn uppity.
Posted by: Miklos, chewing on a piece of what we call Horseweed at July 17, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 17, 2021 12:08 AM (3/XaG)
"Ooo, Mister Fancy with both his shoes on!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2021 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 11:32 PM (l2WVw)
That's good.
Um... meth lab?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:34
Wow, missed that AOP. Too close for comfort.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 12:09 AM (55Qr6)
Sorry, MPPP. Excuse my oldschool emoji.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at July 17, 2021 12:15 AM (HeVwL)
Posted by: Rolf at July 17, 2021 12:00 AM (aGOyH)
More, most towns owned a cannon, for defensive purposes. Most often donated by private citizens..
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2021 12:16 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Toad-O
I had senior moments my last year in high school.
Posted by: Al Miklos-Bundy at July 17, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alabama at July 16, 2021 09:27 PM (4fSQf)
Man hands.
And pierced belly button (w/o jewelry).
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2021 12:23 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: LostInSpace at July 17, 2021 12:25 AM (ESLBo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 11:46
You would you white sumpemersits terrorist Nazi privelgeded person.
Posted by Your Govts FBI, assessing threats
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 12:25 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: LostInSpace at July 17, 2021 12:25 AM (ESLBo)
He was a Mary Poppins fan?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 17, 2021 12:27 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by Your Govts FBI, assessing threats
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Hey, Hunter owns the Porsche, not me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2021 12:29 AM (DMQdU)
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A lot of people who had their sense of taste or smell messed up by SARS-2 have apparently had that particular symptom last for months.
Posted by: junior at July 16, 2021 09:45 PM (PTw5h)
I think I saw today that ivermectin clears that. Yet another reason our betters don't want ivermectin for the proles.
Think I saw it on Ann Barnhardt's site. Not sure.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2021 12:32 AM (Rbu5d)
Best friend. Oy.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2021 12:34 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Wyoming Matt at July 17, 2021 12:36 AM (VYYPb)
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2021 12:38 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: cheshirecat at July 17, 2021 12:46 AM (TwA+r)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2021 11:58
Don't feel bad Lemmi.
I took my 90+ Grandma to the hairdresser, weekly ritual. When I picked her up Donna said she had arrived w/ her shoes on the wrong feet. And they were old lady pumps. Yikes!
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 12:48 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2021 12:51 AM (7Ttpp)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2021 10:25 PM (wb4G5)
The greatest concentrations of the spike are ovaries, bone marrow, and trailing at third place, lymph glands.
Infertility and/or cancer, leukemia, lymphoma.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2021 12:52 AM (Rbu5d)
That stuff corrodes the chrome on the water fountain and is so gassy it shot up and hit the park shelter's roof.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2021 12:53 AM (ySM85)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2021 12:29
And kind thanks Mr MH for the best snort of the day. Well, it's early I guess, but that's gonna be hard to top.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 12:54 AM (55Qr6)
I took my 90+ Grandma to the hairdresser, weekly ritual. When I picked her up Donna said she had arrived w/ her shoes on the wrong feet. And they were old lady pumps. Yikes!
Posted by: Farmer
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I was in the parking lot leaving a local restaurant, when a late middle-aged lady got out of her car, evidently hurrying to meet someone inside. I stopped her, 'Uh, ma'am, I think you may have forgotten to put your skirt on...'. She had a jacket on, but was in her slip below that. I thought she was going to die. She hurriedly thanked me, hopped back into her car and left.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2021 12:55 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2021 10:32 PM (Hrwnm)
She's not going to play that game??!?
This creature stuck her nose in your business and that is her retort.
Tell her to mind her own business. She got the jab, what is SHE afraid of?
The nerve,,,
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2021 12:57 AM (Rbu5d)
Check out this Twitter feed. It's some Kraut. A very vaccine skeptical Kraut:
https://twitter.com/holmenkollin
Just start reading. Would you believe that the most vaccinated countries correlate with the the highest new cases counts in this (so far small) "third wave".
Just look at that. The least vaccinated countries are not having much of a problem....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 17, 2021 01:00 AM (buTO7)
Just look at the Kraut's graphs for individual countries who really went all in with rapid and mass vaccination drives.
He seems to Tweet in both German and English, and translates his German stuff into English, at least some of it. So you'll see a mix of Kraut and English.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
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I thought I lost my sunglasses, and as I'm walking around looking for them, I looked in the mirror and felt pretty stupid. They were right there on a burglars forehead.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 17, 2021 01:07 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2021 12:55
That's good.
I did drive to HS after warming the car, to change in gym class and realize I was still wearing my pajama top. Thankfully I had study class/hour whatever next period so I could drive home and get a shirt.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 01:12 AM (55Qr6)
Lot of backstory there - and she recently retired from Hololive to go independent - but let's just say she's very popular in Taiwan and Hong Kong.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 17, 2021 01:16 AM (MqQvv)
Pay no attention to VAERS of course, totally unreliable. Death count for Covid vaccines is no 11K, up 2K in one week.
But that doesn't matter. Doesn't matter that they give out 150 million flu jabs ever year and you see about 24 deaths reported.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2021 01:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: pookysgirl is entirely too unique at July 16, 2021 10:30 PM (XKZwp)
Oh, sweetie. We buried my grandpa and my mom with a post hole digger to save on the cemetery's charge for excavation. I had a potluck for my wedding and I once almost ruined Christmas over an argument with my sister over the actual role of Robespierre in the Terror.
You are normal enough.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2021 01:23 AM (ySM85)
Goooooooooooood morning mother fuckers!
Posted by: cheshirecat at July 17, 2021 01:25 AM (TwA+r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2021 11:10 PM (csEWM)
Pieper revolving carbine for the Mexican Rural Police - 'cept that was a double action, not a pump
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2021 01:34 AM (ySM85)
Something else I just stumbled upon -- I had seen reference to this before, but didn't look too much.
During the (joke) clinical trials for these mRNA vaccines, they *excluded* the data for a 14-day period after the first and second jabs.
Why? Well if you include those two-week windows, the efficacy goes way down. So throw them out and make your numbers look very good.
But here's the rub, if you look at only those two week windows, the vaccine efficacy becomes *negative*. In the two week period following each jab, you get more Covid infections!
And that's exactly what you're seeing in the Bhutan data.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
WTF, you're saying? Negative efficacy right after the jabs. Well, it's been a well-known principle that, unless you have very hard data to the contrary, that you *never vaccinate against a disease during active infection of that disease*.
Why, you can make things much worse. And that's exactly what's going on here.
We have stupidly been vaccinated in the middle of active transmission and infection of this stupid virus.
This is insane. This is stupid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
And forty years later....
Posted by: Miklos thinks money was inherited at July 17, 2021 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 02:13 AM (AL4IR)
Posted by: redc1c4
Personally, I self medicate
Posted by: Miklos, self medication lamp is LIT at July 17, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Look at the data for Cyprus. They currently have the highest Covid cases per capita of anywhere on Earth. If you look at the graphs, the third wave is now higher than even the second.
They have fully vaccinated 51% of the population when that third wave began.
But the shithole countries that have low vaccination rates don't have much of a third wave problem at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
___do you have a link to that interesting tidbit about the "studies"?
i'd like to share it within my pharmacy circle of friends.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 02:19 AM (AL4IR)
How did this country "elect" Joe Biden? Is the populace in general dumber than my friends? (Well that's a pretty safe bet.)
WTeverlovingF, everyone knows the election was stolen, but our tech overlords and the MSM deem that not a topic for discussion.
I have yet to hear any, fucking ANY explanation as to why the counting was stopped simultaneously in 5 states where Trump was leading, then resumed to see Biden "win" the states.
Splain that to me Lucy.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:19 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos, self medication lamp is LIT at July 17, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
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i do too, but, in this case, i only have two legs, and guinea pigs have four.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 02:21 AM (AL4IR)
Posted by: redc1c4
Well armed people with access to the good stuff.
Make friends.
Posted by: Miklosian Non-Liable Advice LLP at July 17, 2021 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:19 AM (55Qr6)
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easy, peasy.
you're a racist./case closed
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 02:23 AM (AL4IR)
Pixy, give me a break. I was getting paranoid that I couldn't mention that the last election was stolen.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:25 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: redc1c4
*requests massive NIH grant for "A study of certain guinea pig cohorts, and Alternative Therapies as applied by Moronoid care-givers*
Posted by: Miklosian Free Money at July 17, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer
FUN FACT
"Lucy" was recovered by Louis Leakey in Kenya, apparently the oldest humanoid. Other anthropolologists disagree.
Still got a lot of 'splainin' to do.
Posted by: Miklos, humming "hey Ricky" from paleo-MTV at July 17, 2021 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:19 AM (55Qr6)
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easy, peasy.
you're a racist./case closed
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 02:23
And you're a racist, and you're a racist...wait, this isn't the Oprah show?
red, you do crack me up. Must be a similar warped sense of humor.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:39 AM (55Qr6)
red, you do crack me up. Must be a similar warped sense of humor.
Posted by: Farmer
Make sure you get the Brand New Car
Posted by: Miklos, for whom the Price is always Right at July 17, 2021 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Redc, here is a study honest enough to include the 14-day windows after each dose and actually publish the negative efficacy. See Table 2.:
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/
2021.03.08.21252200v1.full
Here is a long Twitter thread by a guy who first fished out the 14-day exclusions and the negative efficacy in that period:
https://twitter.com/federicolois/status
/1415003302681513988
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
At least there's the ONT.
Good evening/morning everyone still bere
Now. Coffee, or no?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 17, 2021 02:45 AM (L0Z3C)
Posted by: Farmer
FUN FACT
"Lucy" was recovered by Louis Leakey in Kenya, apparently the oldest humanoid. Other anthropolologists disagree.
Still got a lot of 'splainin' to do.
Posted by: Miklos
Poor "Lucy". Spends her days just hanging around Cleveland. Kind of aimless.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2021 02:47 AM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Miklos at the Cafe du Monde a La Nouvelle Orleans at July 17, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)
"Lucy" was recovered by Louis Leakey in Kenya, apparently the oldest humanoid. Other anthropolologists disagree.
Still got a lot of 'splainin' to do.
Posted by: Miklos, humming "hey Ricky" from paleo-MTV at July 17, 2021 02:32
What was she, all of 4 feet tall?
Now what I find interesting is there are some among us that do have Neanderthal genes. "Settled science" had long had the view they left no genetic imprint on today's humanoids.
Yet here we are on AOSHQ Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:50 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 17, 2021 02:52 AM (L0Z3C)
Posted by: Farmer
Now see?
Morons can have nice Neanderthal and possibly Denisovian things.
Posted by: Miklos, returning to Nibiru at July 17, 2021 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMo
Brandy works with or without coffee.
My People call it...maize
(palinka, akshully)
Posted by: Miklos, returning to Ways of his People at July 17, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 17, 2021 03:03 AM (N6Gqp)
Although, I see Miklos is multi-tasking....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 17, 2021 03:03 AM (L0Z3C)
Posted by: Miklos, according to his ability at July 17, 2021 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Morons can have nice Neanderthal and possibly Denisovian things.
Posted by: Miklos, returning to Nibiru at July 17, 2021 02:56
Dang you Miklos, I need to sleep and stop responding to weird mofos on here like you. LMAO
Is there the idea that Denisovian genes survive in some populations? Does that explain the earwax conundrum discussed earlier?
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 03:12 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer
Could you speak up?
Posted by: Miklosovian, call me Dennis at July 17, 2021 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Yep, look at *all* the tables in most of the vaccine efficacy studies. You'll see they only include 14 days after 1st dose, and 7 days after second dose. Anything happening in that missing time is excluded.
They claim, well it takes 14 days for it take effect (and 7 for the second dose to take effect). Well, okay, but how do you explain it making it worse in that first 14 day period? They hand wave that away by mumbling something about, well, they were probably more likely to be infected anyway, or some such shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 17, 2021 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Helpful reminders by Miklos at July 17, 2021 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2021 03:27 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Miklosovian, call me Dennis at July 17, 2021 03:15
How the F... are you hard of hearing on the interwebs?
Sorry, I forgot about the earwax.
Tomorrow night can we discuss unwanted hair growth on the ears?
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 03:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer
A nice lady here says she can do either braids or extensions.
Posted by: Ever Stylish Miklos at July 17, 2021 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ever Stylish Miklos at July 17, 2021 03:35
OK, that wins the prize for chortles today so far.
But the day is young my dear Miklos, of the soft smooth Hungarian skin...wait am I typing this on the interwebs?
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 03:43 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 02:39 AM (55Qr6)zzzzzzzzzzzzz---
please: i am the only normal person most of you know.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 03:47 AM (AL4IR)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2021 03:29 AM (55Qr6)
---
those are reinforcing rods for the ear wax... helps hold the cockroaches in place.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 17, 2021 03:49 AM (AL4IR)
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