Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Portrait Of A Young Woman (La Fornarina)
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

And a special treat for J.J. Sefton!

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 08:31 AM (arJlL)

2 Ahh, the old booby friday ploy eh?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2021 08:31 AM (O7b05)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

4 He's buttering us up for something. But what is it?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 16, 2021 08:32 AM (z5Vrg)

5 And I'm lookin'.....

At yo tittays!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Titties....

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (8xbM3)

7 This'un here's muh left titteh

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (sJHOI)

8 Twin Perkies

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

9 Is she offering up a snack?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (O7b05)

10 A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles.

Posted by: Kosh Naranek at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (7CyHK)

11 Bewbz...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (1GpiR)

12 Is she OLD enough for us to be looking at her like that?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

13 I can see some 15th century dude bringing this home and trying to explain it to his wife.

"But honey... it's ART."

"I don't care. It's not hanging in the living room."

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (gS3OW)

14 What a delightful way to cap off the week. Thanks, CBD. I like this one, and not just because of the boobies. The transparent garment is beautifully rendered, as is the model's face.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (3p5uk)

15 Bewbs! Thank you, CBD. Thank you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (HaL55)

16 Twin Perkies

pixie you there

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)

17 corgis might be called. i miht be having work network issues too. idk

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (8D42x)

18 needs to go back to finishing school to work on posture

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (sJHOI)

19 Not sure what it is, but the face has a Family Guy cartoonish look.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Off Vorlon sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (7CyHK)

21 I don't get the joke about the treat for Sefton. Does he hate Funkytown?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 08:34 AM (3p5uk)

22 Needs ab work?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2021 08:35 AM (KxxIG)

23 Dago tit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:35 AM (sJHOI)

24 Her tattoo is lit.

(I know, I know)

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2021 08:36 AM (KxxIG)

25 The title translates as the "Flour Girl". Art scholars are still baffled by the appellation.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 08:36 AM (UHVv4)

26 "French Post Cards: The Early Years."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 16, 2021 08:36 AM (2SdPm)

27 Cowbell!

Posted by: huerfano at July 16, 2021 08:36 AM (MzKgG)

28 Pretty good painting for a turtle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (7CyHK)

29 Beefy arms for a chick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (UuD2k)

30 The artist almost has enough names for TWO fellas.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (arJlL)

31 I donno. Seems contrived as a portrait. I mean how many young show up for a portrait with their less than awesome tits hanging out?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (TAu/7)

32 I get the feeling that the mood around here needed ... elevating.

Well played.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (MufmD)

33 The artist almost has enough names for TWO fellas.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (arJlL)
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Lester del Rey had enough names for three or four.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM (7CyHK)

34 Does the armband signify she's one of the Italian soccer team captains?

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM (gS3OW)

35 Beefy arms for a chick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

arms ?

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM (arJlL)

36 Oh, boy, here we go. A lot of blush in the face

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM (HCeRP)

37 Vey nice. Would hang, on the ceiling of the guest bedroom.

And now I know JJ and CBD are true friends, because of the bonding with 2x4s. JJ hates Funkytown.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

38 "Shit my wife is here! Quick take your clothes off!"

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM (CNz6Q)

39 Does the armband signify she's one of the Italian soccer team captains?
Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM (gS3OW)
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Anchor leg on her relay race team.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM (7CyHK)

40 The 'ettes always get neglected.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

41 Oh, my! I'd better use this sheet of cling-wrap to cover myself and preserve my modesty!

Posted by: Young Woman in the Portrait at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM (3MG/9)

42 belly button is a bit weird

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM (sJHOI)

43 Clear evidence of Global Cooling in the Renaissance Era!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 08:40 AM (UHVv4)

44 "I feel so funky..."

/Dr. Ray Venckman

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021 08:40 AM (HaL55)

45 Those hands and forearms... young lady was a day laborer for sure. Maybe a metal smith.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2021 08:40 AM (gS3OW)

46 J.J. gets a special treat? Is it his birthday again?

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2021 08:40 AM (88xKn)

47 I donno. Seems contrived as a portrait. I mean how many young show up for a portrait with their less than awesome tits hanging out?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Point of order : they're ALL awesome !

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 08:41 AM (arJlL)

48 I'd have deflowered her maidenhead

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 16, 2021 08:41 AM (6mvRv)

49 Armband means NAZI!

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Your Progressive Liberal Neighborhood Monitor at July 16, 2021 08:41 AM (taPV4)

50 I get the feeling that the mood around here needed ... elevating.

Well played.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 08:37 AM (MufmD)

Used to have gatherings at my parents house after they divorced and occasionally, arguments would break out. One of the guys girlfriend would quell the discussions by breaking her tits out.

It's amazing the calming effect boobs have........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

51 JT

I'm with you on this art portrait.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

52 I'd have deflowered her maidenhead
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 16, 2021 08:41 AM (6mvRv)
+++
That would have worked, but if you were truly a man of taste and class you would have gently and lovingly depucelated her, as was the style of the time...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 08:43 AM (3p5uk)

53 "I feel so funky..."

/Dr. Ray Venckman
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021 08:40 AM (HaL55)

Peter Venkman.

Ray Stantz.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

54 25 The title translates as the "Flour Girl". Art scholars are still baffled by the appellation.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 08:36 AM (UHVv4)

pretty ff there

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)

55 The 'ettes always get neglected.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

smash the patriarchy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:43 AM (sJHOI)

56 Just noticed her very long, patrician neck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:43 AM (u82oZ)

57 What cracks me up about this is she's holding up a completely sheer fabric to cover herself... like that's going to help.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

58 What cracks me up about this is she's holding up a completely sheer fabric to cover herself... like that's going to help.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

And she's not covering much with it anyway......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

59 One of the guys girlfriend would quell the discussions by breaking her tits out.

Did she use a file or a hacksaw to break her tits out?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (k39e/)

60 #FreeBrittanyNipples

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)

61 redridinghood

Ask Kris to redress that imbalance. Lots of art of men without clothing throughout history. Or so my wife tells me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

62 Isn't she lovely.

Posted by: Ziba at July 16, 2021 08:45 AM (S1hrL)

63
Did she use a file or a hacksaw to break her tits out?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (k39e/)

Tanerite.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Funky Town!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:46 AM (/XOcP)

65 Wait! Her arms look kind of masculine, don't they?

Posted by: Ziba at July 16, 2021 08:46 AM (S1hrL)

66 she wants to show the rest, you can tell

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:46 AM (sJHOI)

67
Did she use a file or a hacksaw to break her tits out?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (k39e/)

It must be tough for you here sometimes.......You're way too good a person to be slumming it in here with us degenerates.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

68 Not sure what it is, but the face has a Family Guy cartoonish look.........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021

***
Yeah, but Lois Griffin was kinda hot for a cartoon babe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)

69 47 ...how many young show up for a portrait with their less than awesome tits hanging out?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Point of order : they're ALL awesome !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 08:41 AM

"All" awesome, ya say? How'd you like an eyeful of these knee-knockers, sonny?

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at July 16, 2021 08:47 AM (3MG/9)

70 Or so my wife tells me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

Tough to find...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (Q9lwr)

71 ***
Yeah, but Lois Griffin was kinda hot for a cartoon babe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)

*doesn't argue*

*feels guilty*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

72 The lass I brought home was a prize
With a beautiful set of blue eyes
Her breast were perk
With nipples full alert
But that dick was quite the surprise

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

73 Did she use a file or a hacksaw to break her tits out?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (k39e/)

Tanerite.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:46 AM

That must have been...attention grabbing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)

74 You picked this on purpose after the boob discussion yesterday, didn't you? LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (5p7BC)

75 "I feel so funky..."

/Dr. Ray Venckman
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021

***
"I feel like the floor of a taxicab."
( -- Egon Spengler, after they are coated with the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man's remains)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (/XOcP)

76
"All" awesome, ya say? How'd you like an eyeful of these knee-knockers, sonny?
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at July 16, 2021 08:47 AM (3MG/9)

They were in place and viewable back when dirt was new.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

77 @52 - Lol. She knew the risks when she Ubered to my Villa

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (6mvRv)

78 She is the founding member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (haWye)

79
That must have been...attention grabbing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)

Explosive, even.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

80 Yeah, but Lois Griffin was kinda hot for a cartoon babe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP)

*doesn't argue*

*feels guilty*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021

***
There was also Erin Esurance, don't forget.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (/XOcP)

81 tits or GTFO

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (uioBh)

82 Raphael made use of brilliant color in many of his paintings. But the earth tones used throughout this one, and the exquisite skin tones, are equally effective. The girl is obviously young and nubile and ready to start a family. (She may be looking forward to it. Hubba, hubba.) Her clean, clear skin, clothes and ornaments indicate she comes from a wealthy family.

I imagine this would have hung in the home of the girl's parents or her soon to be husband.

Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (7EjX1)

83 What cracks me up about this is she's holding up a completely sheer fabric to cover herself... like that's going to help.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

I'm thinking Raffaello said something like "hmm looka like you gotta da gunt, cover em uppa wit-a dis.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM (VwHCD)

84 she's getting ready to make the "honk, honk" sound

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM (sJHOI)

85 tits or GTFO
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (uioBh)

Ass, grass or gas. Nobody rides for free.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

86 ***
There was also Erin Esurance, don't forget.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (/XOcP)

Rule 34.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

87 Raphael's lover.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM (Q2cEs)

88
I'm thinking Raffaello said something like "hmm looka like you gotta da gunt, cover em uppa wit-a dis.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM (VwHCD)

He was Father Guido Sarducci?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Or as the Paolo would say "Raffaello".

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 08:51 AM (Q2cEs)

90 CharlieBrown'sDildo

She is motivated, and you are not.

But this is a good selection, and shows us artistic impressions of fellow country women in the past.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

91 Greetings:

Anything more than a mouthful is wasteful.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (evgyj)

92 37- And now I know JJ and CBD are true friends, because of the bonding with 2x4s. JJ hates Funkytown.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM

Well 29 million YouTube viewers can't be wrong!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (qe5CM)

93 Maybe this was the e-Harmony of the day?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

94 And in this piece, we see the Renaissance roots of OnlyFans, where an average looking woman was able to get attention and resources from an army of simps by showing a little nudity...

Posted by: Internet Historian at July 16, 2021 08:53 AM (3MG/9)

95 Greetings:

Anything more than a mouthful is wasteful.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (evgyj)

But the hands are greedy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:53 AM (VwHCD)

96 Nice tits.

Posted by: Bram Stoker's Chocula at July 16, 2021 08:53 AM (1S/61)

97 JTB

Horde mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:54 AM (u82oZ)

98 Anything more than a mouthful is wasteful.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (evgyj)

But the hands are greedy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:53 AM

Gotta concur with the "handful" as the appropriate unit of measure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 08:54 AM (m+jkK)

99 And now I know JJ and CBD are true friends, because of the bonding with 2x4s. JJ hates Funkytown.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:38 AM

I was wondering if there was going to be an explanation of that shout out.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

100 I got your gobbaghoul right here

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 16, 2021 08:55 AM (sJHOI)

101 I'm always amazed at how sheer cloth, almost transparent, can be rendered in paint. It's amazing in this work and in the Andrew Wyeth paintings 600 years later.

Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2021 08:55 AM (7EjX1)

102
Anything more than a mouthful is wasteful.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (evgyj)

But the hands are greedy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:53 AM (VwHCD)

Anything more than a handful might cause you to sprain a thumb or something.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

103 Wonder who has the first sexy pic? Cave walls not sexy. Don't know if they draw the love or the food.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 16, 2021 08:56 AM (GSBVq)

104 Wonder if she had ever taken a bat in the bleachers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:56 AM (yrol0)

105 Seriously. Not like any of you guys would kick her outta bed to eat crackers.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2021 08:56 AM (DKnT9)

106 Wonder if she had ever taken a bat in the bleachers?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 08:56 AM (yrol0)

And with that, Coronavirus was born.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Ask Kris to redress that imbalance. Lots of art of men without clothing throughout history. Or so my wife tells me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:45 AM (u82oZ)
***********
I've put in the request, but Kris said it's hard to find 'ette worthy art.
We really do need a whole week for the 'ettes.
We can call it 'ette appreciation week.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

108
Anything more than a mouthful is wasteful.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021

***

Anything more than a mouthful is a good start.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (/XOcP)

109 I can see some 15th century dude bringing this home and trying to explain it to his wife.

"But honey... it's ART."

"I don't care. It's not hanging in the living room."

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2021 08:33 AM (gS3OW)

Kinda like Mrs B's, who rarely curses, reaction when I showed her the Hallmark Star Wars tree topper ornament.
"there is no fucking way we're putting a death star on top of the tree"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (VwHCD)

110 I've put in the request, but Kris said it's hard to find 'ette worthy art.
We really do need a whole week for the 'ettes.
We can call it 'ette appreciation week.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

A WEEK!!???

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Where's John Ashcroft when you need him?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (qmgN2)

112 Zombie Helen Thomas

IIANM, for Fleet Week 1988, they were only down to your navel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (u82oZ)

113 Peter Venkman.

Ray Stantz.

Moar cofveve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)

114 Not like any of you guys would kick her outta bed to eat crackers.
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What else would she be doing in a moron's bed??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)

115
Moar cofveve.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (HaL55)

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

116 What else would she be doing in a moron's bed??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)
++++
Bringing sammiches?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 08:59 AM (3p5uk)

117 ---------------
What else would she be doing in a moron's bed??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)

Wiping off.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Only Store Not Looted in South African Shopping Mall is the Book Shop

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

119 A WEEK!!???
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)
*********
Ok, a month then. lol

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

120 Review of Space Jam XI, May the Woke Be With You

Im a ballplayer, says star LeBron James, taking the reins from the original Michael Jordan, during a pitch meeting with WB execs.

And athletes acting it never goes well.

Thats especially true of cardboard James.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

121 *********
Ok, a month then. lol
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

*remembers back to the month of Zappa*

*remembers 'ettes are awesome and worth it*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

122 Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Just long enough for the cycles to sync.

Pixy reports sudden crash of Art thread numbers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 09:00 AM (u82oZ)

123 The Osmonds thing is pretty easy to explain. Rock and roll is dead; there aren't but a few rock bands left to listen to... Everything is dreadful, boring hipster pap that all sounds like what nursing homes would play in the rec room if young people lived there.

And it all sounds alike, because all music is now written by the same couple hundred studio musicians.

So yeah, anything that rocks is going to find popularity on the internet, even if it never moved the needle in previous generations.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:00 AM (7Ttpp)

124 "there is no fucking way we're putting a death star on top of the tree"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (VwHCD)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

125 Only Store Not Looted in South African Shopping Mall is the Book Shop
Posted by: SMOD

Red Wing Boot store.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:01 AM (OCTRt)

126 Only Store Not Looted in South African Shopping Mall is the Book Shop
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2021

***
And the Red Wing work boots store.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:01 AM (/XOcP)

127 The Yankees' post-All-Star break opener against the Boston Red Sox had to be postponed because of positive COVID-19 tests among six New York Yankees players. It's not yet known if Friday's game will be canceled too.

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2021 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

128 Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Serpentine! Now!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

129 @122

I bet you see more viewership and engagement with the average AOS thread then the All-Star Game.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:01 AM (qmgN2)

130 Im a ballplayer, says star LeBron James

If you have to tell people, you ain't.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

131 The Osmonds thing is pretty easy to explain. Rock and roll is dead; there aren't but a few rock bands left to listen to... Everything is dreadful, boring hipster pap that all sounds like what nursing homes would play in the rec room if young people lived there.

And it all sounds alike, because all music is now written by the same couple hundred studio musicians.

So yeah, anything that rocks is going to find popularity on the internet, even if it never moved the needle in previous generations.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:00 AM (7Ttpp)

Rock music is alive and well in small venues and holes in the wall.

The big labels have ruined everything by forcing the direction of music into the shit that's polluting the airwaves every day.

You have to work to find it, but there's still some good stuff out there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

132 Your small boob rationalizations speak of a lifetime of settling for less.

Posted by: Diane Poppos at July 16, 2021 09:02 AM (taPV4)

133 In the face of mounting parent pushback to Critical Race Theory instruction and the lowering of standards in schools in Fairfax County, Virginia, an official of the local PTA and NAACP held an event to stay the course despite overwhelming opposition and concluded a tirade directed at the disgruntled parents by exclaiming, "Let them die!"

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2021 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

134 Your small boob rationalizations speak of a lifetime of settling for less.
Posted by: Diane Poppos at July 16, 2021 09:02 AM (taPV4)
+++
All boobs are good.

/ yeah, yeah, cue the Nancy Pelosi jokes

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 09:03 AM (3p5uk)

135 Vaseline recall. Sand crackers glass shrapnel in product.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 16, 2021 09:03 AM (GSBVq)

136 Hey baby, don't worry its art, so go ahead and take your shirt off.

Posted by: Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (DpkTQ)

137 All boobs are good.

/ yeah, yeah, cue the Nancy Pelosi jokes
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 09:03 AM (3p5uk)

I'm quite sure Nancy used hers to her advantage to get where she is today.

She's got an ample supply, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

138 @123

As I said, the last pop-culturally relevant band was formed over 25 years ago, The Foo Fighters.

I can't name a single band formed within the last decade that will be getting plays on whatever passes for classic rock 30 years from now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (qmgN2)

139 Hey baby, don't worry its art, so go ahead and take your shirt off.
Posted by: Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (DpkTQ)

Lose the dress. Keep the shoes.

- David Lee Roth

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

140 We have all those ripped and yoked Jesus paintings doesn't that count for ette art?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2021 09:05 AM (4q7lA)

141 For the record, my favorite nude painting is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:05 AM (2DOZq)

142 I can't name a single band formed within the last decade that will be getting plays on whatever passes for classic rock 30 years from now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (qmgN2)
++++
It was more than a decade ago, but I suspect that The Black Keys will find some staying power as the "classic rock" format moves forward in time. Nowhere near as much as the Foo Fighters will.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 09:06 AM (3p5uk)

143 We have all those ripped and yoked Jesus paintings doesn't that count for ette art?
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2021 09:05 AM (4q7lA)

But you're not supposed to look at Jesus "that" way......So it's kinda not fair.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

144 The big labels have ruined everything by forcing the direction of music into the shit that's polluting the airwaves every day.

You have to work to find it, but there's still some good stuff out there.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh for sure, I'm just talking about the average kid of today on the internet. All they've ever heard is this dreadful, soulless corporate shit. The same bearded soy-waif moaning out the same emo noise in a thousand iterations. So if he stumbles across even low-grade actual music he's gonna be all "whoa... You're blowing my mind!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (7Ttpp)

145 Hey, it was his painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (DMUuz)

146 Happy, happy trees

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (mZOHK)

147 And the Red Wing work boots store.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

125 & 126. Mind meld.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)

148 For the record, my favorite nude painting is Renoir's Nude in Sunlight.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:05 AM (2DOZq)

Yeah, that DDG search didn't go as planned.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

149 On boobage, historically there were a couple of things leading to most women having smaller ones: Not enough food and the need to occasionally literally run for your life. Sure Demi Rose is a wonder, but with a mob of Vikings or Moors chasing you, bet on the woman without the large sweater puppies.

In the modern world we've mostly solved those problems, so even without plastic surgery the size of boobage has been growing.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (DpkTQ)

150 Rock is not dead, I regularly discover bands that have great albums less than 10 years old. They will never carry the glow of legendary status but the music is just as good.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (/hXfz)

151 @142

Black Keys, hell yes, they were also formed 20 years ago.

The year 2000 is when the culture started to fall apart.

It's only accelerated since then.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:08 AM (qmgN2)

152
Oh for sure, I'm just talking about the average kid of today on the internet. All they've ever heard is this dreadful, soulless corporate shit. The same bearded soy-waif moaning out the same emo noise in a thousand iterations. So if he stumbles across even low-grade actual music he's gonna be all "whoa... You're blowing my mind!!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (7Ttpp)

Spot. On.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

153 135 Vaseline recall. Sand crackers glass shrapnel in product.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 16, 2021 09:03 AM (GSBVq)

Sand in the Vaseline is two great CDs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:08 AM (yrol0)

154 A musical trend my kids are into. Vocaloids which are completely robotic voice banks programmed to sing.

Some of that music rocks out.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2021 09:08 AM (4q7lA)

155 I can't name a single band formed within the last decade that will be getting plays on whatever passes for classic rock 30 years from now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (qmgN2)

Rival Sons. Check em out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 09:08 AM (Y5qcH)

156 98 Anything more than a mouthful is wasteful.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 08:52 AM (evgyj)

Gotta concur with the "handful" as the appropriate unit of measure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 08:54 AM

Uh...I'm going to watch this video of young Kate Upton dancing and vehemently ~~wack-off~~ disagree.
https://youtu.be/_sq68z9PXMk

Unless your hands are the size of dinner plates, I guess

Posted by: Moron Boob Connisseur at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (3MG/9)

157 Apple has told its employees starting Sept they have to be in the office 3 days a week. And now some of them are threatening to sue since they want remote forever. And supposedly there are plans for mass resignations in the works too.

Popcorn time

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (SOBYU)

158 Lose the dress. Keep the shoes.

- David Lee Roth
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

You can leave your hat on!

Posted by: Randy Newman at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (yrol0)

159 Rock is not dead, I regularly discover bands that have great albums less
than 10 years old. They will never carry the glow of legendary status
but the music is just as good.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (/hXfz)
Yeah, I have some nieces who were really into Bieber too.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (mZOHK)

160 I can't name a single band formed within the last decade that will be
getting plays on whatever passes for classic rock 30 years from now.
I've noticed that when they need music for important points in movies it is almost always something from at least 20 years ago, and hell more likely the 60s-80s.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (DpkTQ)

161 Oh look Youtube just happens to recommend a clip of House versus an anti vaxxer from 3 years ago. Wonder why

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2021 09:10 AM (uUDKV)

162 Oh look Youtube just happens to recommend a clip of House versus an anti vaxxer from 3 years ago. Wonder why
Until Wu Flu every anti-vaxxer I knew was a Karen or Kyle leftwing asshats.
Hell the most prominent anti-vaxxers in the world are Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy and Oprah Winfrey

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (DpkTQ)

163 My fav Rival Sons song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx60Fsu-w9M

Tell me that's not good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (Y5qcH)

164 How does Bieber function without AutoTune?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (7CyHK)

165 Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

The school age kids I am around hate Bieber with a singular passion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

166 I can't comment but on metal because I was never into it though I enjoyed some of the songs that made it to the radio. Foo Fighters do have one of my favorite songs, Everlong.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (2DOZq)

167 Tom Jones said something about get nude ....stand on chair....turn on the lights. True....i think. 90% truth.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (GSBVq)

168 I will take issue with the smaller boob speedy chick survival theory. Missus big boobs is more likely to be defended, and if caught, more likely to engage in reproduction.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (TAu/7)

169 86 ***
There was also Erin Esurance, don't forget.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 08:49 AM (/XOcP)

Rule 34.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:50 AM

Why does Mrs. Incredible make my penis react so strongly? Those body proportions are so strange, and yet...I can't look away...

Posted by: Confused adolescent boy at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (3MG/9)

170 Bewbs... Nasty Nancy uses hers to brush off her naval...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (NHOGM)

171 Apple has told its employees starting Sept they have to be in the office 3 days a week. And now some of them are threatening to sue since they want remote forever. And supposedly there are plans for mass resignations in the works too.

Popcorn time
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (SOBYU)

LOLGF you lazy fucks.

Resign. Good luck finding your new job. Apple will have NO problem replacing you.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

172 I got nothing.

Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (KnJdm)

173 Tell me that's not good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (Y5qcH)

That's not good.

[Not my taste in music, though to be fair it is well done]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (Q9lwr)

174 I'm quite sure Nancy used hers to her advantage to get where she is today.

She's got an ample supply, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

These days she can only rent them out as plumb bobs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 09:14 AM (VwHCD)

175 and if caught, more likely to engage in reproduction.
To be honest big boobs, small boobs, whatever.
Hell, if I'm bored enough your sheep are getting rogered too.

Posted by: Some Rampaging Moor at July 16, 2021 09:14 AM (DpkTQ)

176 The young ladies hat(?) is really done with a lot of detail as well as the gossamer fabric.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (NHOGM)

177 @155

I like, them, are they in the class of Foo Fighters? Will they be played on whatever passes for classic rock 30 years from now? Perhaps.

The were also formed in 2009, so that's 12 years ago, so not the last decade.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (qmgN2)

178 From today's music, I like Wolfgang VH's Mammoth. That kid has some genuine talent plus musical-type genetics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (HaL55)

179 The 'ettes always get neglected.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:39 AM

Seriously? There aren't fashion threads for the 'rons, ever.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (DMUuz)

180 Everlong.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (2DOZq)

Not metal.

Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (KnJdm)

181 Why does Mrs. Incredible make my penis react so strongly? Those body proportions are so strange, and yet...I can't look away...
Posted by: Confused adolescent boy at July 16, 2021

***
Her . . . flexibility . . . makes a man think about all sorts of things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (/XOcP)

182 and if caught, more likely to engage in reproduction.
To be honest big boobs, small boobs, whatever.
Hell, if I'm bored enough your sheep are getting rogered too.
Posted by: Some Rampaging Moor at July 16, 2021 09:14 AM (DpkTQ)
-----------
It's "Moops".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (7CyHK)

183 The tech industry was largely moving to a broad acceptance of remote work until Marissa Meyer (head of yahoo) changed that.

Honestly techies don't really need to all go into the office. But megacorps like having them in one place where they are easier to monitor.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (DpkTQ)

184 Beiber, ha ha do you WANT rock to be dead?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (/hXfz)

185 37 Vey nice. Would hang, on the ceiling of the guest bedroom.

My sister in law and her ... wife ... have a picture of a very nekkid woman above their bed in their house.

Guess it's inspiration or something

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (MufmD)

186 The school age kids I am around hate Bieber with a singular passion.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

Funny meme I saw a while back. Justin Bieber is like winter. It's cute at first but now it's just annoying and needs to fuck off back to Canada.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (Ez6QX)

187 La Fornarina is "little hottie" in Italian.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (/aiGx)

188 Boobs are just the vehicle to hold the nipples which are my deciding factor.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (2DOZq)

189 Resign. Good luck finding your new job. Apple will have NO problem replacing you.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

And honestly, if they've put in the time, leaving Apple can be a good move, at least for iOS devs. Execs at software companies are willing to extract their own eye-teeth for those guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (7Ttpp)

190 I saw Interminable, Grating, Vocal-fry-Laced Agitprop open for Canned Heat at the Fillmore in 1972

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (RVyQq)

191 About 40 percent of COVID-19 deaths of the U.S. were among diabetics

High blood sugar

Obesity

low activity or exercise (most likely low Vit D too)

My guess is that this was engineered to work in this way as an experiment to see if it is possible to build a virus that selects a race or genotype.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (yrol0)

192 I watch mostly old shows, listen to mostly old music hell I am old. But at least it is pre woke infestation

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (uUDKV)

193 Seriously? There aren't fashion threads for the 'rons, ever.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021

***
I suspect we don't care overmuch about men's suits, hats, and cowboy boots.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP)

194 18-1

Was not Marissa Meyer reviled and cast aside?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (u82oZ)

195 My fav line from JJ's morning report:

"You want to know what's cruel? Having to endure the interminable, grating, vocal-fry-laced agitprop from this flaming anti-American shit-whore without downing a full bottle of Everclear and a couple of quaaludes beforehand. That's what's cruel."

I'd say the Friday boobage was well earned.

Posted by: Inogame at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (53oGX)

196
My guess is that this was engineered to work in this way as an
experiment to see if it is possible to build a virus that selects a race
or genotype.
Average age of the deceased was...82 IIRC as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (DpkTQ)

197 193 Seriously? There aren't fashion threads for the 'rons, ever.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021

***
I suspect we don't care overmuch about men's suits, hats, and cowboy boots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP)

Cars and motorcycles are men's fashion right?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (z5Vrg)

198

I feel I leftit somewhere.

Big breaths,yeth and I'm only thixthteen.

Posted by: Saf at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (PgqFp)

199 Apple has told its employees starting Sept they have to be in the office 3 days a week. And now some of them are threatening to sue since they want remote forever. And supposedly there are plans for mass resignations in the works too.

Popcorn time
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM (SOBYU)

They probably all moved to places with a lower COL and are now panicking.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (Ez6QX)

200 Was not Marissa Meyer reviled and cast aside?
Yeah, she got the job because she was a pretty blonde woman (GRRRRRL POWER!) and helped drive yahoo into the ground.
But...she and Yahoo were big enough at the time to make a difference.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (DpkTQ)

201 174 I'm quite sure Nancy used hers to her advantage to get where she is today.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

These days she can only rent them out as plumb bobs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 09:14 AM

Hang her from the rafters and you get two heavy bags to work with.

Posted by: Local boxing gym owner at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (3MG/9)

202 Al Gore said that rock would be dead in 7 years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (/hXfz)

203 Oh look Youtube just happens to recommend a clip of House versus an anti vaxxer from 3 years ago. Wonder why
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2021 09:10 AM

House's first two treatments were guaranteed to nearly kill you. Why would anyone listen to that asshoe knowing that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (DMUuz)

204 157 Apple has told its employees starting Sept they have to be in the office 3 days a week. And now some of them are threatening to sue since they want remote forever. And supposedly there are plans for mass resignations in the works too.

Popcorn time
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM

Apple can afford better lawyers. Good luck.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (qe5CM)

205 About 40 percent of COVID-19 deaths of the U.S. were among diabetics

High blood sugar

Obesity

low activity or exercise (most likely low Vit D too)

My guess is that this was engineered to work in this way as an experiment to see if it is possible to build a virus that selects a race or genotype.

Posted by: rhennigantx

Doubt it, low hanging fruit. The value include uncontrolled diabetics. Diabetics under control are doing fine, maybe better than the regular population.

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (Xih1H)

206 Beiber, ha ha do you WANT rock to be dead?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (/hXfz)

Beiber should go back to drums. He's a pretty good drummer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

207 The were also formed in 2009, so that's 12 years ago, so not the last decade.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (qmgN2)

I was thinking of when albums were released. The date a band formed can be a little irrelevant. Example, Them Crooked Vultures.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (Y5qcH)

208 Seriously? There aren't fashion threads for the 'rons, ever.
As a 'ron I'd rather see women in pretty dresses then men in anything (and much more then men in nothing).

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (DpkTQ)

209 Everlong.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:12 AM (2DOZq)

Not metal.
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:15 AM (KnJdm)

I know that . I was just commenting on the Foo Fighters which was brought up.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (2DOZq)

210 Seriously? There aren't fashion threads for the 'rons, ever.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021

***
I suspect we don't care overmuch about men's suits, hats, and cowboy boots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021

Cars and motorcycles are men's fashion right?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 16, 2021

***
Well, they are essential equipment for life in America, yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:20 AM (/XOcP)

211 From now on, I'm calling those weird, cringey YT vids of Leftists singing about the pet issue du jour (lately it's mostly been masks and vaxing) "agitpop."

And I blame Obama for that. That shit started with him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:20 AM (7Ttpp)

212 Al Gore said that rock would be dead in 7 years.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (/hXfz)
------------
AlGore is dead from the dick up. So.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:20 AM (7CyHK)

213 The last great rock/metal band? Within Temptation.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:20 AM (DpkTQ)

214 and then there is this:

Man suffers permanently disfigured penis after getting it stuck in a padlock for TWO WEEKS: 'Embarrassed' Thai mother tells medics - 'he likes putting it through small holes'

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (yrol0)

215 with a mob of Vikings or Moors chasing you, bet on the woman without the large sweater puppies.

Wouldnt large sweater puppies ensure your survival if the Vikings caught you? The Moors were probably looking for young boys.

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (Xih1H)

216 They probably all moved to places with a lower COL and are now panicking.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:18 AM (Ez6QX)
++++
Then they're fools. If you bug out to a lower-cost place, it will work out well and you'll live like a king until your employment comes to an end. When that happens, earning a shit-ton less money at your next job has to be on your list of things to deal with. If you don't take that into account, you're an idiot.

I did this, by the way. I fled by blue hellhole and moved to a better place. I still have my job for now. When that ends, I am likely going to earn a bit better than half of what I do now when I get my next gig. I am prepared for that, and have accounted for it in my planning. I know it's coming, and I find the tradeoff acceptable. If these masters of the universe didn't take that into account, they are dumber than rocks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (3p5uk)

217 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Somehow i knew todays art would be...revealing. NTTAWWT
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (axyOa)

218 190 I saw Interminable, Grating, Vocal-fry-Laced Agitprop open for Canned Heat at the Fillmore in 1972
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM

You must be mistaken. I started my music career several years later.

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (3MG/9)

219 Beiber should go back to drums. He's a pretty good drummer.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbit

In Canada

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:22 AM (Xih1H)

220 We can call it 'ette appreciation week.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

A WEEK!!???
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Mmmm, sammich time.

Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:22 AM (KnJdm)

221 There is a movie "La Fornarina", 1944.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:22 AM (Q2cEs)

222 Beiber should go back to drums. He's a pretty good drummer.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbit

In Canada
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:22 AM (Xih1H)

*twitching*

Posted by: Zombie Peart at July 16, 2021 09:23 AM (KnJdm)

223 Boobs are just the vehicle to hold the nipples which are my deciding factor.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Montgomery tubercles at July 16, 2021 09:23 AM (DMUuz)

224 159- Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:07 AM (/hXfz)
Yeah, I have some nieces who were really into Bieber too.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 16, 2021 09:09 AM

Now they're all into Korean boy bands.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:23 AM (qe5CM)

225 "I don't care. It's not hanging in the living room."

Do we know who founded the first Man Cave?

It was Ung, wasn't it? He said something close to: "Guys, why we hang in trees where women nag us about Fire? Let's hide cave down there. Has only one entrance, Grek stand watch outside make Hyena Noise if woman come near."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 16, 2021 09:24 AM (49Exr)

226 Briber supposedly is a born again Christian. Is there a reason people are ragging on him besides his music. Did he say something stupid?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:24 AM (2DOZq)

227 The Turks* were infamous for raiding the areas in the Caucus mountains for slaves, specifically women. Apparently women from that region are known for their beauty - to the extent that the term for "white people" comes from them.
Also...this is why green/blue eyes aren't that unusual among Turks.

*Not the moors of course

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (DpkTQ)

228 Briber supposedly is a born again Christian. Is there a reason people are ragging on him besides his music. Did he say something stupid?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:24 AM (2DOZq)
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The AutoTune, it burns.

Just sing the goddam note, already!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (7CyHK)

229 They may be itty-bitty
But we still love a titty

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (II3Gr)

230 "I don't care. It's not hanging in the living room."

Do we know who founded the first Man Cave?

It was Ung, wasn't it? He said something close to: "Guys, why we
hang in trees where women nag us about Fire? Let's hide cave down
there. Has only one entrance, Grek stand watch outside make Hyena Noise
if woman come near."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 16, 2021 09:24 AM (49Exr)

I can totally see that happening.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (VwHCD)

231 If these masters of the universe didn't take that into account, they are dumber than rocks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (3p5uk)

They plead know-it-all, neckbeard millenials. They haven't invented foresight yet.

Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (KnJdm)

232 Wouldnt large sweater puppies ensure your survival if the Vikings caught you? The Moors were probably looking for young boys.
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:21 AM (Xih1H)

You misspelled goats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (89T5c)

233 Now they're all into Korean boy bands.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:23 AM (qe5CM)

That's another one K-Pop is popular in the US now because it's fun and upbeat instead of this pathetic, whiny, slow stuff. Who wants to mope ALL the time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM (7Ttpp)

234 208 Seriously? There aren't fashion threads for the 'rons, ever.
As a 'ron I'd rather see women in pretty dresses then men in anything (and much more then men in nothing).
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM

That doesn't sound abnormal, and yet, as a man, it seems odd. Wouldn't some buff, half-naked dudes like the Chippendale look good to you? That always fascinates me about the "who dis"...hot actress girls look like any other hot girl, but the hot actor guys don't look like the stereotypical beefcake hot dude.

Posted by: Grimmy at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM (3MG/9)

235 According to an article I just read the Columbus Blue Jackets goaltender who died in a fireworks accident July deliberately threw himself into the firework to protect other people.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM (cSyAR)

236 Nice honkers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM (GPwVZ)

237 Cars and motorcycles are men's fashion right?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 16, 2021

***
Well, they are essential equipment for life in America, yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:20 AM

Power tools, too, although we don't get to discuss them overmuch, given certain sensitivities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 09:27 AM (DMUuz)

238 What's "interesting" is there is nary a peep in the press or medical information publicly disseminated about the comorbidities or treatments or steps one can take to try and ensure better outcomes.

Are certain bloodtypes more prone to increased lethality? Ethnic backgrounds? How about insulin resistance or obesity?

The way it kinda looks, we'll lose an equal or more number of people from being locked down for a year + and stuffing their face with Cheetoes all day long and ballooning up into fatty stage Type II

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2021 09:27 AM (RVyQq)

239 Soy-waif didn't open but they played a few from the Soy-waif album.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:27 AM (/hXfz)

240 I can see some 15th century dude bringing this home and trying to explain it to his wife.

Most likely commissioned by a Cardinal.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 16, 2021 09:27 AM (xopIz)

241 1944 "La Fornarina " started Lida Baarova, who was Goebbels' mistress! Propaganda minister and a Nazi's Nazi obviously had non problems boinking a Slav. When it came right down to it....

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:28 AM (Q2cEs)

242 That always fascinates me about the "who dis"...hot actress girls look like any other hot girl, but the hot actor guys don't look like the stereotypical beefcake hot dude.
Posted by: Grimmy at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM (3MG/9)

That's because OM is a boy and doesn't know from hot dudes.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:28 AM (Ez6QX)

243 I suspect we don't care overmuch about men's suits, hats, and cowboy boots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP)

I find that stuff interesting, but men's fashions change so much more slowly than women's fashions that it would get boring rather quickly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021 09:28 AM (jOcSX)

244 I know that . I was just commenting on the Foo Fighters which was brought up.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:19 AM (2DOZq)

Gotcha.

Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:28 AM (KnJdm)

245 ----------
The AutoTune, it burns.

Just sing the goddam note, already!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:25 AM (7CyHK)

I want to borrow the time machine, find the dude that invented that and kick him in the nuts. Hard.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

246 Are certain bloodtypes more prone to increased lethality? Ethnic backgrounds? How about insulin resistance or obesity?
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I recall reading that Type O had a slightly lower morbidity rate, but that was some time ago and I don't know if there was any follow-up on that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:29 AM (7CyHK)

247 233- That's another one K-Pop is popular in the US now because it's fun and upbeat instead of this pathetic, whiny, slow stuff. Who wants to mope ALL the time?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM

Upbeat, happy music has always been my favorite. That's why I actually loved the disco era and fall far short in my appreciation for hard rock music.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:29 AM (qe5CM)

248 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2021 09:29 AM (TTp7P)

249 240 I can see some 15th century dude bringing this home and trying to explain it to his wife.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 16, 2021 09:27 AM

Dammit, Peg, you said you wanted me to patronize the arts more. You said you liked this new up-and-coming artist, so I commissioned something of interest, and you're still not happy!?

Posted by: Alphonso Bundino at July 16, 2021 09:30 AM (3MG/9)

250 Most likely commissioned by a Cardinal.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 16, 2021 09:27 AM (xopIz)
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Those damn birds!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:30 AM (7CyHK)

251 Mens Fashion, the horde? LMAO, how much can you talk about "relaxed" jeans and white velcro sneakers?

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (0jZnq)

252 Gonna watch it if I find it and give full report on the Movie thread.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (Q2cEs)

253 Most likely commissioned by a Cardinal.
Posted by: JAS

Keith Hernandez?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (OCTRt)

254 That's another one K-Pop is popular in the US now because it's fun and upbeat instead of this pathetic, whiny, slow stuff. Who wants to mope ALL the time?

I noticed that - on FM radio, the corporate "Rock" was chock full of existentialist themed whiny stuff bordering on "kill yourself it's pointless", dark and broody. Lots of minor chords, ha ha. The "Rap" stuff is all about "bitches and hos" and killing police.

Great leads to the young, impressionable youth I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (RVyQq)

255 251 Mens Fashion, the horde? LMAO, how much can you talk about "relaxed" jeans and white velcro sneakers?
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (0jZnq)

Hey now, my white sneakers are lace-ups, thank you very much.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (II3Gr)

256 I suspect we don't care overmuch about men's suits, hats, and cowboy boots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP)

I find that stuff interesting, but men's fashions change so much more slowly than women's fashions that it would get boring rather quickly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021

***
A comparison between Cary Grant and a modern soiboy, or between Jack Lord and the guy who now stars in the new Hawaii Five-O, would be interesting. Or a comparison of several different eras' worth of fedora hats, esp. when you look at those silly cone-like hipster things WM sells.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:31 AM (/XOcP)

257 246 Are certain bloodtypes more prone to increased lethality? Ethnic backgrounds? How about insulin resistance or obesity?
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I recall reading that Type O had a slightly lower morbidity rate, but that was some time ago and I don't know if there was any follow-up on that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:29 AM

I also took note when reading early on that Type A had a higher risk since that's my blood type. I wonder whether those observations held up as the sample pool grew larger over time.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:32 AM (qe5CM)

258 Mens Fashion, the horde? LMAO, how much can you talk about "relaxed" jeans and white velcro sneakers?
Posted by: JROD

Duluth Trading Flex Firehose pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)

259
Duluth Trading Flex Firehose pants.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)

Anything Duluth FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

260 Are kilts a fashion statement or a faux pas ? Discuss!

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (Q2cEs)

261 93 Maybe this was the e-Harmony of the day?

"If it dost please thee, m'Lord, swyppe rytte..."

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (gS3OW)

262 White Velcro sneakers lmfao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 16, 2021 09:34 AM (fjNHy)

263 Are kilts a fashion statement or a faux pas ? Discuss!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (Q2cEs)

Panty-less women in skirts = Win

Freeballin' men in skirts = Not

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

264 I want to borrow the time machine, find the dude that invented that and kick him in the nuts. Hard.
Posted by: Sponge

If you did have a time machine, you could go back every day and kick him.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:34 AM (OCTRt)

265 I recall reading that Type O had a slightly lower morbidity

------

Type O Negative was morbid AF.

Oh wait, that wasn't a music comment you made...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (7Ttpp)

266 I find that stuff interesting, but men's fashions change so much more slowly than women's fashions that it would get boring rather quickly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021
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The men's suit is essentially unchanged since the 1850s. Sure the cut has varied a lot, but the sack coat, vest and trousers (with some kind of cravat) has been the norm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (7CyHK)

267 Anything Duluth FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

I have some Duluth Noga pants.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)

268

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (K2SnJ)

269 242
That's because OM is a boy and doesn't know from hot dudes.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:28 AM

Lol, while I've wondered about that, it can't be the only factor. They're leading male actors, so they're chosen for their looks to SOME degree. Chris Hemsworth makes sense...handsome AND buff. George Clooney? Marlon Brando (young!)? Considered attractive to women...maybe handsome face, but just look (to me) like normal dudes.

Posted by: Grimmy at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (3MG/9)

270 Freeballin' men in skirts = Not
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Im out there and Im loving it

Posted by: Cosmo K at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (yrol0)

271 Panty-less women in skirts = Win

Freeballin' men in skirts = Not
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Says you

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)

272 I also took note when reading early on that Type A had a higher risk since that's my blood type. I wonder whether those observations held up as the sample pool grew larger over time.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:32 AM (qe5CM)
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My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:36 AM (7CyHK)

273
Type O Negative was morbid AF.

Oh wait, that wasn't a music comment you made...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (7Ttpp)

I didn't know one of them died several years ago.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

274
"So the assault on the Capitol is not what caused the evacuations of those buildings? The discovery of those pipe bombs is what caused the evacuations of those?" asked Republican Oklahoma Sen. James Lankford.
"That is correct," said [then-Capitol Police Chief Steven] Sund.

.. so the "insurrection" was the biggest lie since the Boer War

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2021 09:36 AM (RHGPo)

275 trousers (with some kind of cravat)

Cravats don't go on your trousers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:36 AM (II3Gr)

276 Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (63Dwl)

277 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (Q2cEs)

278 My fav line from JJ's morning report:

"You want to know what's cruel? Having to endure the interminable, grating, vocal-fry-laced agitprop from this flaming anti-American shit-whore without downing a full bottle of Everclear and a couple of quaaludes beforehand. That's what's cruel."

I'd say the Friday boobage was well earned.
Posted by: Inogame at July 16, 2021 09:17 AM (53oGX)
***

Excellent.
Reminds me of " Jane you ignorant slut... "
Reportage the way it should be.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (axyOa)

279 Cravats don't go on your trousers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:36 AM (II3Gr)
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Dude.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (7CyHK)

280 Alternate title: "Here's My Boob"

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (O+I8R)

281 258- Duluth Trading Flex Firehose pants.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM

Paired with the UNTUCKit wrinkle-free Marziano shirt...

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (qe5CM)

282 277 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (Q2cEs)

Spiked leather banana hammock.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (II3Gr)

283
Says you
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)

The trans society thanks you for your support.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

284 277 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (Q2cEs)

Must have a least one side of butt flap buttoned!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (yrol0)

285 263 Are kilts a fashion statement or a faux pas ? Discuss!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:33 AM (Q2cEs)

Panty-less women in skirts = Win

Freeballin' men in skirts = Not
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:34 AM

Chicks wearing nothing but their boyfriend's button-up shirt: hot and sexy
Dudes wearing nothing but a button-up dress shirt: disgusting, shirt-cocking sexual deviant

Posted by: The Brofessor at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (3MG/9)

286 The AutoTune, it burns.

Mrs. OB asked me this a couple of weeks ago and I don't know the answer. Does autotune work in real time? If not, what do the ~~artists~~ performers who use it do for live shows? Lip sync to recordings or just sing badly and hope the overly loud music and crowd noise cover it?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (nfrXX)

287 The trans society thanks you for your support.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

I was speaking of manly men in kilts. Not trannies.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:39 AM (Ez6QX)

288 Spiked leather banana hammock.
Posted by: Insomniac -

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:39 AM (Q2cEs)

289 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.
Posted by: runner

Depends on the weather and do they have indoor plumbing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:39 AM (OCTRt)

290 Mrs. OB asked me this a couple of weeks ago and I don't know the answer. Does autotune work in real time? If not, what do the artists performers who use it do for live shows? Lip sync to recordings or just sing badly and hope the overly loud music and crowd noise cover it?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (nfrXX)
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I believe it's a real-time thing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:39 AM (7CyHK)

291 274
"So the assault on the Capitol is not what caused the evacuations of those buildings? The discovery of those pipe bombs is what caused the evacuations of those?" asked Republican Oklahoma Sen. James Lankford.
"That is correct," said [then-Capitol Police Chief Steven] Sund.

So why the need to shoot unarmed Ashli Babbitt?

Posted by: The follow-up question never asked at July 16, 2021 09:40 AM (3MG/9)

292 Mrs. OB asked me this a couple of weeks ago and I don't know the answer. Does autotune work in real time? If not, what do the artists performers who use it do for live shows? Lip sync to recordings or just sing badly and hope the overly loud music and crowd noise cover it?

Real time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM (SchxB)

293 Alt Title:

Hey, MY TITS ARE DOWN HERE!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM (yrol0)

294 So why the need to shoot unarmed Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: The follow-up question never asked at July 16, 2021 09:40 AM (3MG/9)

Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM (II3Gr)

295 In my experience, every woman crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: Billy Gibbons at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM (DMUuz)

296
I was speaking of manly men in kilts. Not trannies.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:39 AM (Ez6QX)

Kilts = skirt

Men in skirt = trannie / shemale

You've made your choice.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

297 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.
Posted by: runner

Must have a least one side of butt flap buttoned!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Good luck finding a pair with a flap. Every pair of union suits I've found have just a single button and slit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt)

298 So why the need to shoot unarmed Ashli Babbitt?

Can't have a "deadly assault" unless someone actually dies.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 16, 2021 09:42 AM (SchxB)

299 If not, what do the artists performers who use it do for live shows? Lip sync to recordings or just sing badly and hope the overly loud music and crowd noise cover it?
Posted by: Oddbob

Alcohol and amplifers

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:42 AM (Xih1H)

300 Who saw Freeballin' Men In Skirts open for Men Without Hats at the Paradise Lounge?

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (Q2cEs)

301 Says you
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)

Husband shows up to a MoMe in a skirt, and I'm outta there.

Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (KnJdm)

302 I saw Alcohol and Amplifiers open for Southern Culture on the Skids at a barn outside Nashville back in '93.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (3p5uk)

303 Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (II3Gr)

304 I have some Duluth Noga pants.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021

***
Made from the hide of the wily nauga, I presume?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (/XOcP)

305 "Baker's Daughter"

Which I suppose is better than a Baker's Dozen, unless you really like *waggles eyebrows* a jelly roll.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 09:44 AM (ySM85)

306 ho lee sheet Air Travel sucks

https://tinyurl.com/5xet7rf3

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:45 AM (yrol0)

307 I have some Duluth Noga pants.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM

Are those pants that you specifically don't exercise in?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 09:45 AM (m+jkK)

308 ho lee sheet Air Travel sucks

https://tinyurl.com/5xet7rf3
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:45 AM (yrol0)
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F. me running...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:45 AM (7CyHK)

309 Kilts.
I wear mine occasionally.
I am almost always asked what i wear under it.
I just smile and say " On a good day, lipstick. On a great day, multiple shades! "
It's a good conversation starter.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 09:46 AM (axyOa)

310 290- I believe it's a real-time thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:39 AM

Makes me think of that thing Peter Frampton used on Do You Feel Like We Do. Except he didn't use it all the damn time like these singers do today. I still wonder what Britney Spears' voice actually sounds like.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:46 AM (qe5CM)

311 Are kilts a fashion statement or a faux pas ? Discuss!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021

***
A rrrequirrred uniforrrrm, laddie!

Posted by: True Scotsmen Everywhere at July 16, 2021 09:46 AM (/XOcP)

312 My fav line from JJ's morning report:

Yes; That was funny. It's not just that she's a leftist, because there have been other Democrat press secretaries who are probably leftist, but it was not so apparent and they were competent. The only thing she seems competent at is lying and obfuscating using her annoying vocal fry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:47 AM (k39e/)

313 I have some Duluth Noga pants.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:35 AM (Ez6QX)

Are they like really stiff tights that keep you from doing yoga, or does the name come from the Spanish word, "Nogales" which means "walnuts"?

I suppose that with Duluth's "ball room pants" anything is possible

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 09:47 AM (ySM85)

314 ho lee sheet Air Travel sucks

https://tinyurl.com/5xet7rf3
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021

***
It's stunk since the '70s. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:47 AM (/XOcP)

315 Husband shows up to a MoMe in a skirt, and I'm outta there.
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (KnJdm)

LOL. I don't blame you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (k39e/)

316 The only thing she seems competent at is lying and obfuscating using her annoying vocal fry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:47 AM (k39e/)
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How competent can you be at lying when everyone knows you're lying?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (7CyHK)

317 For those 'rons looking to increase interest from the ladies, here's a simple 3-step guide:

1. Don't skip leg day.
2. Wear a kilt.
3. When a lady asks you "Is anything worn under there?", reply, "No, it's all in perfect working order."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (DMUuz)

318 Chicks wearing nothing but their boyfriend's button-up shirt: hot and sexy

Totally safe for work video on how a chick can turn a mans dress shirt into a dress for a hotel brunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR1weirgMTg

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (Xih1H)

319 Greetings:

My favorite K-Pop song is "Butterfly" originally by Loveholic but well covered by Sun Moon-Tan.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (evgyj)

320 Greetings:

Sorry, that should be covered by Sun Moon-Tan.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:49 AM (evgyj)

321 I have never heard a Justin Bieber song so I have no opinion about his singing.
I've also never paid attention to the much reviled Nickelback said I also have no opinion about them.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at July 16, 2021 09:50 AM (cSyAR)

322 When a lady asks you "Is anything worn under there?", reply, "No, it's all in perfect working order."
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The correct answer is socks, or in the South skin-so-soft

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:50 AM (Xih1H)

323 I guess that whole news about the bra going out of fashion is true.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2021 09:50 AM (C38z1)

324 low activity or exercise (most likely low Vit D too)

My guess is that this was engineered to work in this way as an
experiment to see if it is possible to build a virus that selects a race
or genotype.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:16 AM (yrol0)

The pathways for the immune over response follow the pathways for metabolic syndrome. Ivor Cummins has been on this since about June 2020

Look up his podcast The Fat Emperor for his COVID stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 09:50 AM (ySM85)

325 Greetings:

Sorry again, that should be covered by Sun Moon-Tak.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:50 AM (evgyj)

326 Husband shows up to a MoMe in a skirt, and I'm outta there.
Posted by: flounder at July 16, 2021 09:43 AM (KnJdm)

LOL. I don't blame you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Wheres GGE

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:51 AM (Xih1H)

327 Noga pants are yoga pants material but they're loose instead of form-fitting.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:51 AM (Ez6QX)

328 According to an article I just read the Columbus Blue Jackets goaltender who died in a fireworks accident July deliberately threw himself into the firework to protect other people.
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I hadn't read that but the local prosecutor is investigating laying criminal charges I saw on CP24 last week.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 09:51 AM (UHVv4)

329 Just say noga to yoga.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (II3Gr)

330 Greetings:

I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (evgyj)

331 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (7CyHK)

That's a good point. Maybe " good at not caring she's lying and obfuscating using her annoying vocal fry."

Why is it that so many younger people use that uptalk/vocal fry? Where did that come from-Valley Girls?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (k39e/)

332 According to an article I just read the Columbus Blue Jackets goaltender who died in a fireworks accident July deliberately threw himself into the firework to protect other people.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 16, 2021 09:26 AM (cSyAR)

I think that story is more for the family to help comfort them, I don't think you would have time to make a decision like that with a mortar shooting in any direction. Tragic, nonetheless.

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 16, 2021 09:53 AM (8k7U7)

333 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM

Canadian?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 09:53 AM (DMUuz)

334 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (evgyj)

For one thing, they're Canadian.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:53 AM (II3Gr)

335 I have 3 or 4 kilts, but I'm also in a pipes and drums band. Part of the uniform. They're pretty sweet to wear.

Posted by: Trog04 at July 16, 2021 09:54 AM (wfZwW)

336 335 I have 3 or 4 kilts, but I'm also in a pipes and drums band. Part of the uniform. They're pretty sweet to wear.
Posted by: Trog04 at July 16, 2021 09:54 AM (wfZwW)

So do you play pipes or drums?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 09:54 AM (II3Gr)

337 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (evgyj)

They took the rock ballad and made it EVERY FUCKING SONG after their first album.

Sappy, whiney garbage that should be banned throughout the universe.

Mainly....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

338 Briber supposedly is a born again Christian. Is
there a reason people are ragging on him besides his music. Did he say
something stupid?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:24 AM (2DOZq)

He tried to convert from being a boy band to being a douchebag.

At one point he had an arrest warrant from Argentina for spitting on people from his hotel balcony while he was on tour there. I can't remember and I don't care enough to find out if a detainer notice was filed with Interpol.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (ySM85)

339 Wheres GGE
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:51 AM (Xih1H)

I don't classify a kilt as a skirt. Technically I suppose it is, but it's different than wearing some flowered r rainbow above the knees or some other crazy outfit men pretending to be women wear. Part of my family way back is Scottish and I'm one of those folks who like the bagpipes so I don't consider kilts effeminate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (k39e/)

340 >>> Chicks wearing nothing but their boyfriend's button-up shirt: hot and sexy

Totally safe for work video on how a chick can turn a mans dress shirt into a dress for a hotel brunch
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 09:48 AM (Xih1H)

There's a webcomic where they have a bit on how a woman looks wearing nothing but t-shirt vs a man.

In the first panel, a woman looking coy smiling. "Oh look at that adorable sexy thing!".

Then a panel with a man wearing just a t-shirt with a coy smile. "AAAAGH! Make it go away! It's like a sickly sea cucumber tried to escape from his shirt only to DIE!!!!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (C38z1)

341 She is the founding member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Posted by: Czech Chick

MEOW !

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)

342 Posted by: Trog04 at July 16, 2021 09:54 AM (wfZwW)

A Pipe and Drum band. That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:56 AM (k39e/)

343 "I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (evgyj) "

I've resigned myself to never understanding why some people don't like the Darby Queen.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2021 09:57 AM (bqcn9)

344 Play the snare drum

Posted by: Trog04 at July 16, 2021 09:57 AM (wfZwW)

345 She is the founding member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Posted by: Czech Chick

MEOW !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021

***
I thought the traditional response was REARRR?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)

346 His pipe and drums are in working order.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 09:58 AM (/hXfz)

347 I think that story is more for the family to help comfort them, I don't think you would have time to make a decision like that with a mortar shooting in any direction. Tragic, nonetheless.
Posted by: WeBoned! at July 16, 2021 09:53 AM (8k7U7)

I was wondering that, too. Or his reflexes from being a goalie are just that ingrained.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:58 AM (Ez6QX)

348 295 In my experience, every woman crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM

100%

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:58 AM (qe5CM)

349 345 MEOW !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021

***
I thought the traditional response was REARRR?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)

Yes, exactly!

Posted by: J. Peterman at July 16, 2021 09:58 AM (DTX3h)

350 Beat the drum slowly and play the pipes only
Play up the dead march as we go along
And bring me to Tipperary and lay me down easy
I am a young soldier who never done wrong.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 09:58 AM (7CyHK)

351 Greetings:

"Chicks wearing nothing but their boyfriend's button-up shirt: hot and sexy"

Especially with the button down collar buttoned up and the front and back tails.

Straight across bottoms are clearly human rights violations.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:59 AM (evgyj)

352 Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (ySM85)

He has became a born again Christian subsequently. Whether it is a farce or not I can't tell you.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 09:59 AM (2DOZq)

353 277 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (Q2cEs)

Depends on if I think I might get lucky.

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 16, 2021 10:00 AM (CNz6Q)

354 I don't classify a kilt as a skirt. Technically I suppose it is, but it's different than wearing some flowered r rainbow above the knees or some other crazy outfit men pretending to be women wear. Part of my family way back is Scottish and I'm one of those folks who like the bagpipes so I don't consider kilts effeminate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (k39e/)
***

The sgian-dubh is a clue as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 10:00 AM (axyOa)

355 >>> ho lee sheet Air Travel sucks

https://tinyurl.com/5xet7rf3
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 09:45 AM (yrol0)

Hello, this is your AmEx Consigliere.

Hi, would you be able to book me on a flight attended by hitler's transvestite son?

Checking, ... yes, it looks like I can do that.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2021 10:00 AM (C38z1)

356 The sgian-dubh is a clue as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 10:00 AM (axyOa)
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As is the claidh mhor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 10:01 AM (7CyHK)

357 The Misery Index hit a high of 21.9 under Jimmy Carter way back in 1980, but by the end of President Reagans first term, it had been cut in half. The average under President Donald Trump was just 6.9.

In February, it ticked up to 7.9, then rose to 8.6 in March. Last month, the misery index hit 11.3.

I am putting 1000 bux on 15 by December!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 10:01 AM (yrol0)

358 I find that stuff interesting, but men's fashions
change so much more slowly than women's fashions that it would get
boring rather quickly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021 09:28 AM (jOcSX)

wide-lapel/narrow-lapel; collar shape; tie width; baggy/tight trousers; wingtip/no-wingtip.
Nehru jackets were in for a while, but I am waiting for the return of the 18th century tunic or the banyan coat

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (ySM85)

359 As is the dirk -- David Baker's favourite weapon.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (UHVv4)

360 Long johns or commando, what is more appropriate for a family Thanksgiving.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 09:37 AM (Q2cEs)

Depends on if I think I might get lucky.
Posted by: Hunter B. at July 16, 2021 10:00 AM (CNz6Q)

And if grandma is going to be there.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (axyOa)

361 345 I thought the traditional response was REARRR?
this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (v3pYe)

362 She is the founding member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Posted by: Czech Chick

MEOW !
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021

***
I thought the traditional response was REARRR?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That works too.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)

363 In my experience, every woman crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM

100%
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 09:58 AM (qe5CM

I dress nice enough but I always hated that. Seems so superficial.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (2DOZq)

364 wide-lapel/narrow-lapel; collar shape; tie width; baggy/tight trousers; wingtip/no-wingtip.
Nehru jackets were in for a while, but I am waiting for the return of the 18th century tunic or the banyan coat
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (ySM85)
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Pumpkin breeches FTW!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 10:04 AM (7CyHK)

365 Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 10:04 AM (arJlL)

366 Yes, we have no banyans.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4)

367 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM

I figure it's similar to the dislike of pop music. It's Samey and predictable. Hell "How you remind me" is known to have been specifically constructed to be a "hit." So let's consider pop music. It's made to be popular and they have even researched that even if you hate it your brain lights up as if you like it. So figure that is a part of the Nickelback dislike.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:04 AM (CNz6Q)

368 We have no banyans today.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:05 AM (UHVv4)

369
Play the snare drum

Posted by: Trog04 at July 16, 2021 09:57 AM

so close...the question we were looking for is "What is play the snare drum, white boy"

Posted by: Zombie Alec Trebec at July 16, 2021 10:05 AM (DUIap)

370 >>> Noga pants are yoga pants material but they're loose instead of form-fitting.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 09:51 AM (Ez6QX)

Naga pants are yoga pants but they're made out of live snakes. Work out with your snake friends!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2021 10:05 AM (C38z1)

371 Greetings:

Care should be taken with lapel, tie, and collar widths lest contrast creates needless conflict.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 10:06 AM (evgyj)

372 Wierd Al explains Autotune

https://youtu.be/aShimWnbiu4

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 10:06 AM (ySM85)

373 337 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (evgyj)

They took the rock ballad and made it EVERY FUCKING SONG after their first album.

Sappy, whiney garbage that should be banned throughout the universe.

Mainly....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

-------------------------

Also, they still owe me a nickel...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 16, 2021 10:06 AM (CAJOC)

374
I hated the living shit out of Nickelback when they were big. In fact, I have a "fun" story about that, where I got tortured by some cops because they suck so much.

That said, Nickelback is like Beethoven compared to the crap of today.

Gentlemen, I give you "Milky Chance:"

https://tinyurl.com/nvxp7zh2

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 10:06 AM (7Ttpp)

375 Bite me, Trebek!

Posted by: zombie sean connery at July 16, 2021 10:06 AM (UHVv4)

376 The misery index can't go high as long as we have cat videos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2021 10:08 AM (63Dwl)

377 Ok, the art selection made me legit laugh out loud.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (6SrvO)

378 Bieber has been around for 10 years and still making money. That is impressive.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (SOBYU)

379 Care should be taken with lapel, tie, and collar widths lest contrast creates needless conflict.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021

***
Last thing you want is a 1975 squashed-adder tie with a 1960s narrow-lapel suit.

Actually, that should read, "the last thing you want is a 1975 anything." (I lived through it, and far too often couldn't find any new clothes worth buying.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (/XOcP)

380
The flight attendant on my last Frontier flight was a mincey old ponce in rainbow hat made of sequins.

But that's worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (7Ttpp)

381 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM

Not a Nickleback fan but haters gonna hate. I like what I like and don't care what other people think. Songs I don't like I simply don't listen to, ie; U2.

By the way how can I delete that freaking U2 album from my phone?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (2DOZq)

382 The only song from Nickleback I've ever really enjoyed is I wanna Be a Rock Star, and even then it's best when seen with the video.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2021 10:10 AM (TAyES)

383 Yeah I too dont understand the Nickelback thing. I bet most people who hate them also dont know why they hate them they just know they are supposed to hate them cuz the internet says so.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 10:10 AM (SOBYU)

384 Yeah I too dont understand the Nickelback thing. I bet most people who hate them also dont know why they hate them they just know they are supposed to hate them cuz the internet says so.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021

***
I've never heard their work. Their name makes me think of gorillas playing musical instruments.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP)

385 The misery index can't go high as long as we have cat videos.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2021 10:08 AM

You tryin' to harsh my mellow?

Posted by: Misery Index at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (DMUuz)

386 The only song from Nickleback I've ever really enjoyed is I wanna Be a Rock Star, and even then it's best when seen with the video.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2021 10:10 AM (TAyES)

They bleep out the word "drugs" on the radio.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (Ez6QX)

387 By the way how can I delete that freaking U2 album from my phone?
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (2DOZq)

You know when they force that crap on phones against people consent that became a major search. And note it wasn't just to delete it to free up memory so you could still redownload. It was to completely remove it from your library. I did that.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (CNz6Q)

388 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 10:09 AM (7Ttpp)

I'd drive across country before I flew Frontier, and probably leave and make it on time before they would. Seriously. I'd never fly that airline by choice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (TAyES)

389 Yeah I too dont understand the Nickelback thing. I bet most people who hate them also dont know why they hate them they just know they are supposed to hate them cuz the internet says so.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021 10:10 AM

Never heard Nickleback. Have no opinion on Nickleback. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Auto tune, though, gets the pineapple.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (m+jkK)

390 I always wanted to play the bass drum in a pipe and drum corps so I could wear the leopard skin.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 16, 2021 10:13 AM (VNmG1)

391 A statement piece from CBD.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:13 AM (c3Hg2)

392 And guess what still pops up if you start searching for "delete u2"

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:13 AM (CNz6Q)

393 Yeah I too dont understand the Nickelback thing. I bet most people who hate them also dont know why they hate them they just know they are supposed to hate them cuz the internet says so.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 16, 2021

***
I just looked at 15 seconds of one of their official videos. That was enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 10:13 AM (/XOcP)

394

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM (/XOcP)

395 390 I always wanted to play the bass drum in a pipe and drum corps so I could wear the leopard skin.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 16, 2021 10:13 AM (VNmG1)

#4 Wear the dead carcass as a skin suit, demanding respect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM (yrol0)

396 A statement piece from CBD.
Pointed commentary.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM (UHVv4)

397 Seems like the Arizona audit hearing did not produce much buzz.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM (/aiGx)

398 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM

I have a Playlist that I listen to when I jog consisting of fast-paced, power-chord-soaked rock songs that Pump me up as I'm torturing myself.

Nickelback's Figured You Out is in the rotation.

Posted by: Biergood at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM (FQWHA)

399 I'd drive across country before I flew Frontier, and probably leave and make it on time before they would. Seriously. I'd never fly that airline by choice.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (TAyES)

Allegiant supposedly sucks, too. They just recently started flights out of our airport.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM (Ez6QX)

400 A statement piece from CBD.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 10:13 AM

Not as emphatic as a certain Lucien Freud piece, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 10:15 AM (DMUuz)

401
Care should be taken with lapel, tie, and collar widths lest contrast creates needless conflict.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021

however, a silver codpiece goes with everything

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2021 10:15 AM (DUIap)

402 The sgian-dubh is a clue as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 10:00 AM (axyOa)

That or the Martindale Golok. (nothing says "piss off mate" like thirteen inches of ground down leaf-spring)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 10:15 AM (ySM85)

403 Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2021 10:12 AM (CNz6Q)

I followed the instructions I found on the intertubes and it seemed to delete it but subsequently I saw that it had returned. I don't know if that has something to do with the cloud . Might have happened when I got a new phone.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 10:15 AM (2DOZq)

404 By the way how can I delete that freaking U2 album from my phone?
Posted by: Just a side note

BLAM !

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2021 10:16 AM (arJlL)

405 And guess what still pops up if you start searching for "delete u2"
DDG just gives real "how to" links.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:16 AM (UHVv4)

406 Hey What site best to find used car parts? I need a new (old) rear bumper for my Ram!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2021 10:16 AM (yrol0)

407 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

408 Naga pants are yoga pants but they're made out of live snakes. Work out with your snake friends!
Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2021 10:05 AM (C38z1)

And get your cardio running away from mongooses.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2021 10:16 AM (ySM85)

409 Who did Mincey Old Ponce open for?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2021 10:17 AM (/hXfz)

410 The only song from Nickleback I've ever really enjoyed is I wanna Be a Rock Star, and even then it's best when seen with the video.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2021 10:10 AM (TAyES)

They had one tune that actually fit a lot of times in my life where the lyric was "I felt like shit when I woke up this morning."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 16, 2021 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

411 Seems like the Arizona audit hearing did not produce much buzz.

You're welcome. (* buffs nails on lapel *)

Posted by: MSM at July 16, 2021 10:17 AM (nfrXX)

412 Martindale Golok
Cool 'machete'.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:17 AM (UHVv4)

413
nood ape

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2021 10:19 AM (DUIap)

414 292 Mrs. OB asked me this a couple of weeks ago and I don't know the answer. Does autotune work in real time? If not, what do the artists performers who use it do for live shows? Lip sync to recordings or just sing badly and hope the overly loud music and crowd noise cover it?

Real time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 16, 2021 09:41 AM (SchxB)

Yes - real time. Roger Troutman, from the band Zapp, was probably the first artist that I remember that used AutoTune, for the song 'Computer Love'. Troutman was unbelievably talented, and died tragically when he was shot by his brother (!). In the hands of a true talent, AT is pretty cool. Now, it's a silly crutch, used by too many musicians who should know better.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2021 10:19 AM (mdjgu)

415 398 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM

I have a Playlist that I listen to when I jog consisting of fast-paced, power-chord-soaked rock songs that Pump me up as I'm torturing myself.

Nickelback's Figured You Out is in the rotation.
Posted by: Biergood at July 16, 2021 10:14 AM

There are a couple of really good Wallflowers songs for that.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2021 10:23 AM (qe5CM)

416 I've resigned myself to never understanding why people dislike Nickelback so strongly.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2021 09:52 AM (evgyj)

It's the suckage, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2021 10:24 AM (SgRHC)

417 If you want to see what the kids are doing now a days musically, check out Louis Cole. Not for everyone I'm sure but I really like his stuff.

Posted by: pawn at July 16, 2021 10:29 AM (3Yj85)

418 Chicks wearing nothing but their boyfriend's button-up shirt: hot and sexy

Posted by: The Brofessor at July 16, 2021 09:38 AM (3MG/9)

Even more so after you reclaim your property.

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Posted by: Fox2! at July 16, 2021 10:35 AM (qyH+l)

419 359 As is the dirk -- David Baker's favourite weapon.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 16, 2021 10:02 AM (UHVv4)

Fairbairn-Sykes dagger

Posted by: Fox2! at July 16, 2021 10:43 AM (qyH+l)

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