DHS Suddenly Gets Tough on Illegal Immigrants -- From Cuba

Cuba, a country people are fleeing due to political repression, who are not just economic migrants telling tall tales.

That's who Biden decides to get tough on.

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas had a stern warning Tuesday for Cubans and Haitians thinking of escaping the ongoing unrest in both countries by sailing to the US: Don't even think about it.
"The time is never right to attempt migration by sea," Mayorkas said during a news conference. "To those who risk their lives doing so, this risk is not worth taking. Allow me to be clear: If you take to the sea, you will not come to the United States."
Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba for the United States following Fidel Castro's rise to power, added that any would-be refugees intercepted by the Coast Guard or any other law enforcement agency would be returned to their country of origin. Those who could provide what Mayorkas called a "well-founded fear of persecution or torture" would be referred to other countries for resettlement.
"They will not enter the United States," the DHS secretary added.

Now do Guatamala.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2021 01:18 PM (DibdT)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (0GyVn)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Only some refugees get the welcome mat. I wonder what the difference is . . .

Posted by: Catherine at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (U1xqv)

5 Now do Guatamala.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM

Shit. Do Mexico.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba for the United States following Fidel Castro's rise to power, added that any would-be refugees intercepted by the Coast Guard or any other law enforcement agency would be returned to their country of origin.

A more perfect example of Democrat hypocrisy, callousness and utter moral bankruptcy cannot be found.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (2JVJo)

7 Cuban refugees tend to be fairly vigorously anticommunist.

So this just proves the point that so many here and elsewhere have made for decades: that if illegal aliens tended to vote Republican, they'd seal the border toot sweet, with walls and automated gun turrets if necessary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (3p5uk)

8 Cubans - wanting the freedom Americans don't want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (EjmvJ)

9 "Dry foot rule", baby!

Posted by: Mayorkas Family at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (Dbl84)

10 Biden, being the political genius that he is, is looking to score points with the Cuban American voters in Florida.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

11 They might vote "conservative" (or for Liberty), so they must be kept out. Amazing ... why sent to another country, we are actually closer, in this case. Isn't that the law, go to the closest bordering country for such asylum? sheesh ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

12 Biden is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (996BY)

13 We can't have any anti-communist ideas coming to the USA!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (Y5qcH)

14 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (Vxu+H)

15 Hmmm now if only hypocrisy attracted lightening! It could be dangerous to be in Washington DC but it's a risk I'm able to accept...

Posted by: Iris at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (DibdT)

16 The password is Pupusas.

Posted by: Department of Homeland Security at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (uhPTO)

17 Weird how they don't want hispanics fleeing communism seeking a free country.

Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (kOpft)

18 What if we go to Guatemala first by boat, then overland to the border?

Posted by: Cubans at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (ZsR3z)

19 Cubans - wanting the freedom ~~Americans~~ liberals don't want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (EjmvJ)

Corrected.

Because they aren't Americans. They're commies.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

20 "Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba..."

No comment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (6FeV1)

21 And yes, I saw Hypocrisy, Callousness and Utter Moral Bankruptcy open for Giles, Giles and Fripp at the Cavern in '68.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (2JVJo)

22 >A more perfect example of Democrat hypocrisy, callousness and utter moral bankruptcy cannot be found.

patience, it's only July

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (iTXRQ)

23 Elian Gonzalez wept.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

24 Cuban girls' hair smells like donkey ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (sWM8x)

25 Charges of hypocrisy will never matter because Democrats don't care if they or their kind are consistent. Ever.

This deserves jokes. We should be making fun of them. Save chastisement for those who care. Mock these jerks incessantly.

The Ace of Spades way.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (UNQS9)

26 Communist refugees dodging white-tip sharks is not an image up with which the Biden Harris administration will put.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (yL25O)

27 Now do Guatamala.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM

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And California after that ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (KqZCS)

28 Suddenly?

Posted by: Elian Gonzalez at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (Ojki1)

29 Wow. Just wow... I don't know what's more disgusting. Their flagrant contradictions with regard to the 100s of 1000s of Mexicans and other SA's swarming the southern border, or the rancid piece of puke named Mayorkas, whose own family fled from Cuba's oppression and communism. That takes some gargantuanly hypocritical balls.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (O+I8R)

30 What he's saying is, sail to Mexico and come in that way.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (KAi1n)

31 I commented on a previous thread:

people escaping Cuba might get here and vote wrong

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (iTXRQ)

32 So, Yes if by land, No if by sea?

Posted by: Toni at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (/c+mq)

33 Only some refugees get the welcome mat. I wonder what the difference is . . .
Posted by: Catherine at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM

It's a mystery, wrapped in enigma, much like pigs in a blanket.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (DMUuz)

34 Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba..."

No comment.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (6FeV1)

...

The nerve of that guy.

Posted by: George Soros at July 14, 2021 01:22 PM (yL25O)

35 From the Babylon Bee:

Democrat governors fear Cuban's desire for freedom may spread to the US.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (kTF2Z)

36 "Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba..."

-

And he never forgave them.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (uhPTO)

37 If the potential Cuban asylum seekers had a chance of being pro-socialist/communist Democrats, there'd be processing centers set up in Miami tomorrow to take every one of them in.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (hKDlP)

38 It's not beyond possibility that within a few years we will be fleeing to freedom in Cuban.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (yQpMk)

39 It's a mystery, wrapped in enigma, much like pigs in a blanket.
Is there mustard involved?

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (ZsR3z)

40 As a conservative American, I would be willing to sponsor a small group of refugee Cuban hot babes, and even provide some luxuries.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (o2MD2)

41 "This is who we are!"

Today's propaganda line, I guess.

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (AMIL/)

42 Biden is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (996BY)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

43 No surprise here.. at some point the paper walls have to start crumbling don't they? If only our repukicant pets in CONgress and the Senate would do sump'n about it... /sarc

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (+ldAm)

44 17 The password is Pupusas.
Posted by: Department of Homeland Security at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (uhPTO)

*throws microphone to ground*

FUCK this game!!!!

*storms off set*

Posted by: Betty White at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (6FeV1)

45 Biden will return Cuban escapees from the tyrant regime to their country of origin for execution.

(but they will fly illegals from Guatemala to the American city of their choice (or wherever the coyote orders them sent, for service to the cartel)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (Cus5s)

46 The justifiable reasons for hatred of "those people" are myriad and ever multiplying. Leftists are just horrible individuals.

Yes, I understand we're supposed to "love our enemies", but not having been a very good Bible student, I can only surmise that there was a seriously profound error in translation.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (Q93AK)

47 Quick perusal of his bio...

Family fled Coooba. Got his degree from Berkeley.

So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say some of the Coooban "refugees" who "fled" after Castro were actually sent here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (5ieoM)

48 14 We can't have any anti-communist ideas coming to the USA!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (Y5qcH)

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White Hispanic Supremacists!

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (KqZCS)

49 Make my day Cubans! Just try it! I'll send armed FBI HRT people into your kids bedrooms and pull the little ones out of closet hiding places and airmail those little kids back to Havana so fast, it'll make you heads spin.

Also, Dade County voters, please vote Democrat.

Posted by: Democrat Presidents at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (Dbl84)

50 Biden isn't even in charge...but he is a piece of shit

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (uUDKV)

51 Well you see my dear fellow, crazy right wing Cubans aren't "our sort."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (HCRZt)

52 Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba..."

No comment.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:21 PM (6FeV1)

Dems are always pulling the ladder up after them to keep others from getting to whatever level they themselves are on.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (Ojki1)

53
See this is where the Republicans need to get in on vote fraud. Go to the motor-voter states and fraudulently cast shitloads of (R) ballots for illegals.

The Democrats will build a border wall topped with killer sentinel drone machine guns that show no pity or mercy within one election cycle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (7Ttpp)

54 This will not play well in Miami.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (830x5)

55 Now do Guatamala.
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Can't do that - we need the big, fat horkin' mamas with diabetes to come here so we can collapse the public health system quicker!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (lOM0G)

56 What ever happened to Elian Gonzales?
Posted by: Flyguy at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (+SFzp)

Brainwashed. Occasionally mouths off about how wonderful Coooba is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (5ieoM)

57 So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say some of the Coooban "refugees" who "fled" after Castro were actually sent here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (5ieoM)

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Exactly. Our DHS Secretary is likely a Cuban agent.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (Dbl84)

58 Biden will return Cuban escapees from the tyrant regime to their country of origin for execution.

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But Mexicans who say they're being harassed for being trannies are fully welcomed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (O+I8R)

59 Maybe DeSantis made a phone call. Not here dude.

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (+ya+t)

60 I expect some kind of statement from Ted Cruz, and it won't be complementary.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (o2MD2)

61 OK, we'll take the Guatemalans, but NOT THE CUBANS!

- Joe Biden, A Leading Citizen of Rock Ridge.

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (AMIL/)

62 As a conservative American, I would be willing to sponsor a small group of refugee Cuban hot babes, and even provide some luxuries.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM

Without requiring the hand-rolling of cigars upon smooth and supple thighs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (DMUuz)

63 Yeah when they got Elian back they made sure the state indoctrinated him but good...

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (uUDKV)

64 Enormous hypocrisy on the surface, but we all knew that for the left, the only principle is the pursuit of power. And bringing in refuges who would speak against the direction which the left wishes to push this country is against their pursuit of power.

-When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.-

Posted by: Average Loser at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (8aO2d)

65 Just now with a minute to read the blog. Downstairs thread about the George Floyd mural and Tim Pool claiming sunny skies? I live north of Toledo and we had a line of thunderstorms moving up from Northwest Ohio all day yesterday. Complete with lightning thunder and wind.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (BNWKv)

66 If you don't vote for me, you ain't Hispanic.

Posted by: Slow Joe at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (830x5)

67 So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say some of the Coooban "refugees" who "fled" after Castro were actually sent here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (5ieoM)

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Next you'll be telling me that all the ChiComm college students, tech workers, and Congressional liaisons here are spies or something.

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (KqZCS)

68 Cuban girls' hair smells like donkey ass.
Posted by: Joe Biden

If it did, they'd be let in. Smells like elephant ass.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (KAi1n)

69 Exactly. Our DHS Secretary is likely a Cuban agent.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (Dbl84)

Some of our biggest intelligence failures were to the Cubans. Cuba was where communist regimes and dictators sent their spies to train.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (Y5qcH)

70 So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say some of the Coooban "refugees" who "fled" after Castro were actually sent here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (5ieoM)

Exactly. Our DHS Secretary is likely a Cuban agent.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (Dbl84)

Well, our "President" is a China agent.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (5ieoM)

71 Cubans are non-white white supremists - obviously.

Posted by: Paul in TExas at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (kYyDC)

72 Without requiring the hand-rolling of cigars upon smooth and supple thighs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (DMUuz)

Dude, you made my mouth water

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (o2MD2)

Posted by: wytshus at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (rnHUi)

74 Cubans vote Republican. That's why Biden hates them.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (xqRaG)

75 Any Cuban bartenders who make particularly good mojitos get automatic green cards.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (Dbl84)

76 Just now with a minute to read the blog. Downstairs thread about the George Floyd mural and Tim Pool claiming sunny skies? I live north of Toledo and we had a line of thunderstorms moving up from Northwest Ohio all day yesterday. Complete with lightning thunder and wind.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 14, 2021 01:26 PM (BNWKv)

How dare you contradict Tim Pool from South Park......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

77 So Haitians are voting Republican these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (/MaDp)

78 "They will not enter the United States," the DHS secretary added.

Why do Democrats hate brown people?

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (Hrwnm)

79 75 Any Cuban bartenders who make particularly good mojitos get automatic ~~green cards~~ congressional districts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (Dbl84)

What? We can play that game too, yanno?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (6FeV1)

80 Sounds to me like Florida should be a sanctuary state for Cuban refugees.

Seems as if there are no consequences for it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (5p7BC)

81
Is Alpha-66 still a thing? Asking for Alejandro Mayorkas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (7Ttpp)

82 Save America, best a democrat.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (jV+aN)

83 They will not enter the United States," the DHS secretary added.
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I doubt any leftist agitator groups will sue on their behalf.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (vZsff)

84 Summer is a bad time to sail from Cuba to Florida? WTF is this asshole talking about? Its 90 fucking miles.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:29 PM (/MaDp)

85 This has the feel of one of Obama's thumb-in-the-eye gestures.

Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (dEaub)

86 So- Mayorkas is telling them t go to Mexico ( I think Cancun is the closest land point) and head across our southern border?

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

87

Cuban Hispanic.

His panic, Joe's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (s2VJv)

88 Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba for the United States following Fidel Castro's rise to power, added that any would-be refugees intercepted by the Coast Guard or any other law enforcement agency would be returned to their country of origin.

A more perfect example of Democrat hypocrisy, callousness and utter moral bankruptcy cannot be found.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (2JVJo)
***

What a little Marxist bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (axyOa)

89 So Haitians are voting Republican these days?
Posted by: Puddin Head
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There are now.

You should see the voting stats on Venezuelans.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (5p7BC)

90 So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say some of the Coooban "refugees" who "fled" after Castro were actually sent here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (5ieoM)

Next you'll be telling me that all the ChiComm college students, tech workers, and Congressional liaisons here are spies or something.
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:27 PM (KqZCS)

They say the spy game isn't as glamorous as the movies make it out to be. Occasionally these people have to have sex with people like Eric Shartwell, but I assume a lot of them do it for the thrill. And here we are, in 21st century Amerika, how much of a thrill is it to be a spy when damn well most of the federal government is ALREADY on your side?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (5ieoM)

91 So Haitians are voting Republican these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:28 PM (/MaDp)

Heh, I know one that isn't.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (uhPTO)

92 Somehow I think Florida doing that would get very different treatment from the Feds than NY or NJ....

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (uUDKV)

93 Has AOC weighed in on this yet? I shannot form any conclusions until I hear her cogent analysis.

Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (dEaub)

94 The difference may be that there are no Cuban/Haitian cartels to kick up 10% to the Big Guy. I read the other day that the cartels are making $60 million a day on trafficking.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

95 To be fair, I think both Rubio and Cruz also said people need to legally emigrate and we will not accept another Mariel Boatlift where they emptied their prisons. That's just wisdom.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

96 As disgusting as it is predictable.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (MeFYN)

97 93 Has AOC weighed in on this yet? I shannot form any conclusions until I hear her cogent analysis.
Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (dEaub)

Something, something, Cubans are White, not Hispanic, something, something....

I'm not even kidding. That will probably be her take.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (6FeV1)

98 Greetings to my AoS friends

Hope you all have been well.

I go nothin else.

Going back to shopping RV classifieds at work...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (MW/0Y)

99 55 Now do Guatamala.
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Can't do that - we need the big, fat horkin' mamas with diabetes to come here so we can collapse the public health system quicker!
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 14, 2021 01:25 PM (lOM0G)

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And they seem to generally hook-up with thin or fit black dudes.

Shame ==> Kink?

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (KqZCS)

100 So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say some of the Coooban "refugees" who "fled" after Castro were actually sent here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (5ieoM)

Leave the Marielitos out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

101 It also doesn't have to be 90 miles to the nearest US rescue ships. We should have a f*cking fleet of them hovering just outside Cuber's territorial waters, with naval escort.

Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:32 PM (dEaub)

102 We need to air drop automatic weapons and ammo into Cuba. For the children.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (/MaDp)

103 COVID DELTA IS RUNNING RAMPANT RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (Tnijr)

104 Yes, I understand we're supposed to "love our enemies", but not having been a very good Bible student, I can only surmise that there was a seriously profound error in translation.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2021 01:24 PM (Q93AK)

You can love people while resisting and preventing their efforts to do harm. Frustrates the communists, but they'll just have to cope.

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (Hrwnm)

105 Probably the Cuban uprising is caused by climate change. Probably . Have you seen their new emphasis? The world is running out of water or something

Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (uUDKV)

106 93 Has AOC weighed in on this yet? I shannot form any conclusions until I hear her cogent analysis.
Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (dEaub)

First she's got to look up what "cogent" means.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (YqDXo)

107 The difference may be that there are no Cuban/Haitian cartels to kick up 10% to the Big Guy. I read the other day that the cartels are making $60 million a day on trafficking.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

That is WAY lowball.
I read the 1989 stats...four times that figure.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (axyOa)

108 102 We need to air drop automatic weapons and ammo into Cuba. For the children.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM (/MaDp)

I think we have quite a few stingers that are close to their use by date too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:34 PM (o2MD2)

109 shoulda nuked the fuckrs back in '62

I kid
this is 0bama and Jarrett's racism at work, not letting these people in-
Uncle Joe is just the gibbering mouthpiece

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)

110 Heh.
A patient was just voicing her concerns to me about all the anger and resentment and victimhood roiling the public square these days.

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "no more mean tweets though."

She stopped dead. No words. I walked out of the room.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 01:34 PM (l+IQE)

111 Mayorkas, whose own family fled Cuba for the United States following Fidel Castro's rise to power, added that any would-be refugees intercepted by the Coast Guard or any other law enforcement agency would be returned to their country of origin.

A more perfect example of Democrat hypocrisy, callousness and utter moral bankruptcy cannot be found.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:20 PM (2JVJo)

Send Mayorkas back, per his own policy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2021 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

112 Alejandro Mayorkas is a Cuban immigrant

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

113 The fucking balls on these people.

When does Mayorkas get repatriated?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:36 PM (PG1FL)

114 Democrats are not interested in any immigrants that might eventually vote Republican.

See also: Vietnamese boat people

Posted by: MW at July 14, 2021 01:36 PM (fs4s+)

115 This sexy, busty blonde in tight jeans and a short shirt is still appalled at the duplicitous nature of her Democrat foes, even though she has learned to expect it:
https://is.gd/wP0h3q

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:36 PM (3p5uk)

116 Oh, fuck these fucking cocksucking sack of shit people!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2021 01:36 PM (LYEvi)

117 And here we are, in 21st century Amerika, how much of a thrill is it to be a spy when damn well most of the federal government is ALREADY on your side?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (5ieoM)

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Great question, Burt. There is virtually zero risk of getting caught -- and if so, being punished.

[Queue up BB King ... "The Thrill is Gone."

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 01:36 PM (KqZCS)

118 No human is illegal!
Some humans are more illegal than others!

Posted by: Cubano Animal Farm at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (dEaub)

119 Under no circumstances can we people who really understand communism spreading their lies!

All hail the great leader, Xhou Bijing!

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (KqiMr)

120 They don't want the Cubans coming here because it reinforces the idea that Cuba is a horrible place. The left has been chomping at the bit for decades to lift the embargo of Cuba as a way of humiliating the US. I'm pretty sure that if the embargo was lifted, they'd try to find a way to strip the refugees who are here of their citizenship and send them back.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (jOcSX)

121 The fucking balls on these people.

When does Mayorkas get repatriated?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:36 PM (PG1FL)

He graduated from Berkeley. We could also just send him back there. Same difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (5ieoM)

122 And here we are, in 21st century Amerika, how much of a thrill is it to be a spy when damn well most of the federal government is ALREADY on your side?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (5ieoM)

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Great question, Burt. There is virtually zero risk of getting caught -- and if so, being punished.
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Easy job. Call a lid by 9AM.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (vZsff)

123 Cubans do actually tend to be more conservative and vote GOP. See FL. So of course the Dumocraps don't want THESE migrants coming here! Only illiterate peasants from Guatemala who will promptly go on welfare and vote Dum are welcome.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

124 >>We need to air drop automatic weapons and ammo into Cuba. For the children.

throw it over the fence to 'em, at Gitmo

Let's arm these people so they can take on the commies

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (iTXRQ)

125 "They will not enter the United States," the DHS secretary added."

aka The Black Knight. Have at you!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (4I/2K)

126 So, Yes if by land, No if by sea?
Posted by: Toni

Wade a river, cool.
Risk your life at sea, fuck you.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (PG1FL)

127 Set up a 1:1 deal.

Everyone who thinks America is irreparably broken and racist, Pair Up With A Buddy in Cuba who wants to flee to America. Give them your citizenship, and then get the fuck out of here.

Wouldn't solve the problem, but it would be a nice start.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:38 PM (6FeV1)

128 Insert two buttons meme

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2021 01:38 PM (QCc6B)

129 No human is illegal!
Some humans are more illegal than others!
Posted by: Cubano Animal Farm at July 14, 2021 01:37 PM (dEaub)

An apt update.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:38 PM (5ieoM)

130 Cubans who fled Castro who are not Communist don't seem like a very shy bunch. I imagine they'll be letting Alejandro Mayorkas know their feelings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 01:38 PM (k39e/)

131 When exactly did our DHS secretary's family enter the US?

Remember the Mariel (?) boat lift con?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at July 14, 2021 01:38 PM (MW/0Y)

132 Somehow I think Florida doing that would get very different treatment from the Feds than NY or NJ....
Posted by: steevy
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Which is why it should be done. Make them act like the authoritarians they are in the most visible way possible.

Challenge them at every level and in every way possible.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 14, 2021 01:38 PM (5p7BC)

133 And here we are, in 21st century Amerika, how much of a thrill is it to be a spy when damn well most of the federal government is ALREADY on your side?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:30 PM (5ieoM)
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In this stage, the thrill likely comes from indulging the baser instincts of malevolence. In latter stages - sometimes many generations later - the thrill comes because secret policemen rarely survive the revolutions they engender.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:39 PM (3p5uk)

134 So a few people from Cuba are discouraged from coming by boat while millions just walk across the border.

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at July 14, 2021 01:39 PM (Tnijr)

135 I'm rooting for lightening.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 01:39 PM (Y274z)

136 shoot,off birdbrain sock

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:40 PM (Tnijr)

137 The gossip site Crazy Days and Nights says that Gates is getting 50 cents a shot for the first million AZ manufactured in India, and then ten times that for everything after 1 million.

Can't say that's a big surprise--he was obviously the planned "friendly face" to put a good front on it.

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 01:40 PM (AwPyG)

138
I'd venture to guess that basically nobody outside the Party itself is a Communist anymore. I wish them the best. If they overthrow the regime, there'll be a country I'd consider moving to. They'll be highly unlikely to go back to Commie anytime soon. Whereas, by the time I die, the US will probably be the darkest collectivist dungeon-regime in history.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (7Ttpp)

139 We're gonna be one toke over the line

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (DMUuz)

140 As a conservative American, I would be willing to sponsor a small group of refugee Cuban hot babes, and even provide some luxuries.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:23 PM (o2MD2)

Years ago I was in an Irish bar in Coral Gables. I was the only white fellow in there. Filled to the brim with stylish Cuban men and hot Cuban women.

I left alone, as you might imagine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

141 I vaguely remember a time when this country welcomed those who were fleeing oppression-

the wretched refuse yearning to breathe free, something something...

what changed?

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)

142 Just send Heelzup to protect our coastline. That will ensure that all of the fleeing Cubans get in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (guGkK)

143 We need to send Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn to Cuba to teach them how to build bombs and terrorize the joint.

Posted by: torabora at July 14, 2021 01:42 PM (Y274z)

144 The gossip site Crazy Days and Nights says that Gates is getting 50 cents a shot for the first million AZ manufactured in India, and then ten times that for everything after 1 million.

Can't say that's a big surprise--he was obviously the planned "friendly face" to put a good front on it.
Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 01:40 PM (AwPyG)

As I said before, part of the misinformation/disinformation op is to create all sorts of conspiracy theories. Some of which are insane, and some of which are true. It's damn near impossible to tell the difference, and that helps keep the conspirators from ever being held accountable.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:42 PM (5ieoM)

145 How about if the Cubans take a boat to Mexico and then walk the rest of the way?

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:42 PM (Tnijr)

146 A patient was just voicing her concerns to me about all the anger and resentment and victimhood roiling the public square these days.

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "no more mean tweets though."

She stopped dead. No words. I walked out of the room.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 01:34 PM (l+IQE)

I love you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:42 PM (2JVJo)

147 I dated a Cuban girl once, and still have the knife scars to prove it.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 14, 2021 01:42 PM (VpIIl)

148 They want a crisis (likely planned) so they can send Kamala down to Cuba (with paparrazi) to negotiate Mariel Boatlift 2.0, not to make passage for those seeking freedom, but to those simpatico to the Biden regime.
I wish Antifa would go down there and join the fight, though.

Posted by: Coki at July 14, 2021 01:43 PM (1qQim)

149 Wet Foot / Dry Foot anybody?

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Family Happy Camps at July 14, 2021 01:43 PM (ZV44z)

150 Hi Mr Poppins!
*smish*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (l+IQE)

151 They want a crisis (likely planned) so they can send Kamala down to Cuba (with paparrazi) to negotiate Mariel Boatlift 2.0, not to make passage for those seeking freedom, but to those simpatico to the Biden regime.
I wish Antifa would go down there and join the fight, though.
Posted by: Coki at July 14, 2021 01:43 PM (1qQim)
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Unless the Biden syndicate takes a page out of the Clinton book and just steals the place...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (3p5uk)

152 what changed?
Posted by: DB

Dems in charge.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (PG1FL)

153 Well, if Florida defies the Communists in the government, then the Communists may send troops. It could finally touch off the inevitable. Might be time for Patriots to charter busses to Florida for a "holiday".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (o2MD2)

154 Cubans should do it anyway.

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (Q2cEs)

155 I left alone, as you might imagine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

No, we were imagining you salsa dancing one of the hot Latinas, who left with you, to the dismay of the seething Coooban dudes.

But you had to spoil it with the truth.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (5ieoM)

156 Just another illustration that , for Democrats, it's never about "compassion" or "fairness"--or even true "diversity."
It's about politics, raw power and staying in power.

Thousands of Cubans voting (R) -- I'll pass on the Hatians-- could well put Florida permanently out of the Democrat's reach in future elections.

This is what they do--what they always do--and i can't figure out while millions buy their bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (mR6Gs)

157 this isn't anything new--remember they raided the house to force the 6 year old back to Cuba after his mother died getting him to freedom

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (AwPyG)

158 Nurse RAWKS

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Family Happy Camps at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (ZV44z)

159 What would really piss the Dems off is if Elian Gonzales came back.

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (Tnijr)

160 Florida will take all freedom seekers...

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 14, 2021 01:46 PM (8iyB1)

161 What third country will they be sent to, and what are we paying to do that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 14, 2021 01:46 PM (O7b05)

162 109 shoulda nuked the fuckrs back in '62

I kid
this is 0bama and Jarrett's racism at work, not letting these people in-
Uncle Joe is just the gibbering mouthpiece

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)

Most Haitians and a lot of Cubans have skin darker than many African-Americans. I expect BLM and The Squad will publicly denounce Biden's policy as racist in um, real soon?

Posted by: Gref at July 14, 2021 01:46 PM (AMIL/)

163 The DNC wants to import "dependent" voters but not
those people who would instead quickly recognize and oppose the vile
deceitful plans of these Marxist Rat Basterds in the Left, and who would
then vote/vocalize that which is contrary to the Progressives/DNC/Barry
Soweto Odildo cabal's goals. So, yes, the poor (being in poverty in so
many ways physically and intellectually) "huddled masses," expecting
nothing but free 5hit, are entirely welcome by the cabal. Fuck,
pillage, eliminate and desecrate these libs and enemies within. Forever. To their ends. And then resurrect them and do it again

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats & DeepState Dikwads at July 14, 2021 01:46 PM (5DfsO)

164 Democrats never liked Cubans, but they seem to have had a vendetta against them after Governor Bill Clinton of Arkansas lost an election over the Mariel boatlift.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 01:47 PM (mR6Gs)

165 Fuck that guy. Cubans must vote R huh?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 14, 2021 01:47 PM (fdYiJ)

166 What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

167 147 I dated a Cuban girl once, and still have the knife scars to prove it.
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 14, 2021 01:42 PM (VpIIl)

First rule of Cuban Chicks

don't fuck with their ass

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:48 PM (Rs1Q4)

168 is Cuba a typical toxic waste shit hole like the rest of former comunist countries?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (bTQ72)

169 My suggestion was let all the Cubans in without papers to California, they love illegals.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (Cxk7w)

170
And if they do succeed in bringing down the Communists, I imagine there'll be a period of repatriation for exiles and refugees.

If that happens, I'm going to south FL in one of those silly shirts they wear and calling myself "Emiliano Garcia de Armas, Cuban refugee."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (7Ttpp)

171 Well, if Florida defies the Communists in the government, then the Communists may send troops. It could finally touch off the inevitable. Might be time for Patriots to charter busses to Florida for a "holiday".
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (o2MD2)

Wait a minute... when you says the Communists may send troops, do you mean the Communists in Havana, or the ones in DC? Because it matters, if we're going to man the northern border or the southern shoreline.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (5ieoM)

172 "What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk"

Probably indefinite incarceration.

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (Tnijr)

173 First rule of Cuban Chicks

don't fuck with their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:48 PM (Rs1Q4)

Cuban chicks don't do butt stuff? Well, Hell. I withdraw my offer of hot Cuban chick sponsorship. The nerve!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

174 What would really piss the Dems off is if Elian Gonzales came back.
Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (Tnijr)

SENATOR Elian Gonzales.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

175 I've worked with a couple of Hatians.

Two points
1) They show up on time and work their asses off.
2) They are arrogant, surly sons of bitches. Hard to get along with.

Better than Somalians, but still , I'll pass.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (mR6Gs)

176
Cuban chicks don't do butt stuff? Well, Hell. I withdraw my offer of hot Cuban chick sponsorship. The nerve!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

I'm sure communism has been up there enough, they're tired of it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

177 "What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk"

Probably indefinite incarceration.
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They'll be fired upon.

Posted by: CAPT Tranny McTrannyson, USN at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (IytoW)

178 'Moderator, or enabler?' Biden to submit to undoubtedly hard-hitting interview on CNN with Don Lemon

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That'll be tart!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (d9FiS)

179 I left alone, as you might imagine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

No, we were imagining you salsa dancing one of the hot Latinas, who left with you, to the dismay of the seething Coooban dudes.

But you had to spoil it with the truth.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:45 PM (5ieoM)

No lovely took up your offer to say hello to your little frien[d]?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (4I/2K)

180 178 'Moderator, or enabler?' Biden to submit to undoubtedly hard-hitting interview on CNN with Don Lemon

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That'll be tart!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 01:50 PM (d9FiS)

Pithy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:51 PM (6FeV1)

181 First rule of Cuban Chicks

don't fuck with their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:48 PM (Rs1Q4)

There goes half the fun.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:51 PM (5ieoM)

182 REDACTED, do you have a Cuban chick story you wanna share???

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2021 01:51 PM (Q2cEs)

183 Gates...

Remember the ultra rich wheelchair bound sponsor of the rocket in "When Worllds Collide" gets to thrown off the rocket? Heh.

Plus bonus uncredited cameo passenger Marylin Monroe.

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Family Happy Camps at July 14, 2021 01:51 PM (ZV44z)

184 Has AOC weighed in on this yet? I shannot form any conclusions until I hear her cogent analysis.
Posted by: Zek at July 14, 2021 01:31 PM (dEaub)

First she's got to look up what "cogent" means.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2021 01:33 PM

I haz a collage degree, you know!?!!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 14, 2021 01:51 PM (DMUuz)

185 Paradise and Panama papers have been ripping dictators from their safe spots for several years now, which certainly serves globalist ambitions for toppling any small strongholds.
And now, fresh unrest in Cuba. Could Cuban President Miguel Diaz-Canel be toppled?
On a side note, the Paradise and Panama papers, for some reason, did not indict any US leaders. Nothing on the Clintons showed up -- for now.

Posted by: Coki at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (1qQim)

186 'Moderator, or enabler?' Biden to submit to undoubtedly hard-hitting interview on CNN with Don Lemon
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Maybe they can compare stories of finger raping people.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (IytoW)

187 175 I've worked with a couple of Hatians.

Two points
1) They show up on time and work their asses off.
2) They are arrogant, surly sons of bitches. Hard to get along with.

Better than Somalians, but still , I'll pass.
----------------
Go with Barbadians. Bims are hard workers, intelligent and won't gut you over a missing $20.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (/MaDp)

188 Hi Mr Poppins!
*smish*
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 01:44 PM (l+IQE)

I meant to tell you, I was sitting at the local feeling sorry for myself the other day and intermittently watching "When Sharks Attack" when a woman came on who was so much like you, I had to shake my head and pay attention.

She was talking about a shark attack she'd witnessed in North Carolina, though, so I presumed it wasn't you. Made me think of you, though, which was pleasant!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (2JVJo)

189 Maybe the Cubans need to eat enough to become spherical like the Guatemalan undocumented immigrants we are getting?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (DpkTQ)

190 173 First rule of Cuban Chicks

don't fuck with their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:48 PM (Rs1Q4)

Cuban chicks don't do butt stuff? Well, Hell. I withdraw my offer of hot Cuban chick sponsorship. The nerve!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

no, they do butt stuff

they just don't like you fucking with their ride

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Rs1Q4)

191 Uncle Joe, do you like creamy vanilla ice cream. Really creamy.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (fdYiJ)

192 hey I just figured out I can resize my comment box. Is my comment all in a single column?

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Tnijr)

193 darn

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Tnijr)

194 Yudhishthira's Dice

I tried voting around here as Manual Enfuego. Did not work. I need a college student to give me a fake ID.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (u82oZ)

195 180 178 'Moderator, or enabler?' Biden to submit to undoubtedly hard-hitting interview on CNN with Don Lemon
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Will Don get to pet Biden's leg hair?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (/MaDp)

196 i don't care who you are, that's fuckin funny.

the level of absolute hypocrisy is absolutely stunning.

nah, stunning and BRAVE...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (8D42x)

197 168 is Cuba a typical toxic waste shit hole like the rest of former comunist countries?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (bTQ72)

I don't think they ever had enough industry to generate a significant amount of toxic waste.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (6FeV1)

198 Democrats never liked Cubans, but they seem to have had a vendetta against them after Governor Bill Clinton of Arkansas lost an election over the Mariel boatlift.

--

From 1980? What did the bozo do? Granted, I was a high school senior then, but it's not like I was into politics...we were normal kids then.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (O+I8R)

199
based on a lot pf video I see, nobody crossing our south border is starving

many are very chunky

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (bTQ72)

200 ESPN's ESPY Awards Show has lost 85 PERCENT of its audience since it gave Caitlyn Jenner that "courage award" in 2015

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Maybe they could transition to a dirtier PornHub. They could still talk about balls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (d9FiS)

201
Maybe the Cubans need to eat enough to become spherical like the Guatemalan undocumented immigrants we are getting?
It makes them hydrodynamic, so as to more easily cross the Rio Grande.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (ZsR3z)

202 hey I just figured out I can resize my comment box. Is my comment all in a single column?
Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Tnijr)
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Nope, sorry. That just reshapes things for you when you're typing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:54 PM (3p5uk)

203 trade our socialists for their anti-socialists. everybody wins.

Posted by: x at July 14, 2021 01:54 PM (oA+QO)

204 GET BACK THERE AND TAKE YOUR SOCIALISM!
*shoves improvised boat back in the water with his foot*

Posted by: Biden's DHS at July 14, 2021 01:54 PM (V40IZ)

205 Put on a dress. Go to Canada. Problem solved.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 14, 2021 01:54 PM (vN+oL)

206 hey I just figured out I can resize my comment box. Is my comment all in a single column?
Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Tnijr)

It takes more than that to make the margins happy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (5ieoM)

207 What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

Maritime Law requires that any able vessel must render aid and assistance to distressed vessels and bring onboard any passengers of non-seaworthy vessels and then return them to the nearest safe port. US Navy Regulations require the same with one important caveat, such passengers must be brought to the nearest US Naval port or one under the jurisdiction of the US unless otherwise directed by SecNav.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (5iUNf)

208 166 What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

Pretty sure that'd be called insurrection, Probably with a Logan Act violation stacked on.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (Ojki1)

209 ESPN's ESPY Awards Show has lost 85 PERCENT of its audience since it gave Caitlyn Jenner that "courage award" in 2015 ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (d9FiS)
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Sounds about right. 2015-2016 was probably Peak Sports. Just before they got too big for their britches during the Enwokening.

-85% is pretty substantial. This was an awards show and only real fans tend to watch those.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (3p5uk)

210 202 hey I just figured out I can resize my comment box. Is my comment all in a single column?
Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:52 PM (Tnijr)

your box is the same size

if you would like it enlarged , call me

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (Rs1Q4)

211 148 They want a crisis (likely planned) so they can send Kamala down to Cuba (with paparrazi) to negotiate Mariel Boatlift 2.0, not to make passage for those seeking freedom, but to those simpatico to the Biden regime.
I wish Antifa would go down there and join the fight, though.
Posted by: Coki at July 14, 2021 01:43 PM (1qQim)

You mean like the violent felons, right?

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 01:56 PM (4q7lA)

212 ESPN's ESPY Awards Show has lost 85 PERCENT of its audience since it gave Caitlyn Jenner that "courage award" in 2015
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (d9FiS)
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It takes courage to throw away your audience like that.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 14, 2021 01:56 PM (xqRaG)

213 Kind of a pointless thing then. I was going to stretch it across 3 screens.

Posted by: f'd at July 14, 2021 01:56 PM (Tnijr)

214 Are you not, or have you ever not been a Communist?

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (mhQH9)

215 Maritime Law requires that any able vessel must render aid and assistance to distressed vessels and bring onboard any passengers of non-seaworthy vessels and then return them to the nearest safe port. US Navy Regulations require the same with one important caveat, such passengers must be brought to the nearest US Naval port or one under the jurisdiction of the US unless otherwise directed by SecNav.
Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (5iUNf)

Laws! Hahahaha!

Hooboy, you KILL me!

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (4q7lA)

216 based on a lot pf video I see, nobody crossing our south border is starving

many are very chunky
Posted by: will choose a nic later

If you believe they just walked 1400 miles...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (PG1FL)

217 "Climate Change" Refugees - right this way, ladies and gentlemen!

Actual Political Refugees - YOOOOOU! SHALL NOT! PAAASSSSSSSS!!!

Posted by: Biden's DHS at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (V40IZ)

218 your box is the same size

if you would like it enlarged , call me
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (Rs1Q4)

missed Paolo sock opportunity

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

219 Howdy Nurse!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (fdYiJ)

220 missed Paolo sock opportunity
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (4I/2K)
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Or me. I don't get out much, but when I do I tend to make an impression.

Posted by: A. Spec Ulum, Esq. at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (3p5uk)

221 Maybe the Cubans need to eat enough to become spherical like the Guatemalan undocumented immigrants we are getting?

Different genetics

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (mR6Gs)

222 Maybe the Cubans should tell CNN that the reason they are protesting is because they can't get their hormone shots and transition surgeries in Cuba because of the awful Catholics!

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (4q7lA)

223 Hooboy, you KILL me!
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (4q7lA)

Normally I'd say yeah, but just google the USS Dubuque incident and see what happens to a captain that doesn't follow those simple rules....

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (5iUNf)

224 178 'Moderator, or enabler?' Biden to submit to undoubtedly hard-hitting interview on CNN with Don Lemon
_________

It'll only be "hard hitting" if Lemon accidentally smacks Joe's face as he's shoving his fingers under Joe's nose after he's stuck them down his drawers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (k4dH2)

225 I wish the Cubans the best, but we're fighting our own commies here, so no sealifts or other interventions, please. We can't even deal with our own problems correctly.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (DXFDM)

226 Watching Paint Dry > ESPN

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 14, 2021 01:59 PM (8xbM3)

227 I haz a collage degree, you know!?!!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 14, 2021 01:51 PM

Yeah, but it's BU....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 01:59 PM (m+jkK)

228 "What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk"

Our own navy would sink them!

Posted by: Gen. Milley at July 14, 2021 01:59 PM (aAP3z)

229 I wish the Cubans the best, but we're fighting our own commies here, so
no sealifts or other interventions, please. We can't even deal with our
own problems correctly.
Agree. No more immigrants for the next 50 years, unless they have a PhD in a hard science or engineering.

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 01:59 PM (ZsR3z)

230 I wish the Cubans the best, but we're fighting our own commies here, so no sealifts or other interventions, please. We can't even deal with our own problems correctly.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (DXFDM)
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If we resupply Cuba or provide a sealift for her, we will either be arming their communists or fetching their rulers away from the retribution of the revolutionaries.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (3p5uk)

231 222 Maybe the Cubans should tell CNN that the reason they are protesting is because they can't get their hormone shots and transition surgeries in Cuba because of the awful Catholics!
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (4q7lA)

MSM headline I tripped across initially blamed the protest on Cuban's unable to get the Jab. So why not let them here, we seem to have quite a supply people aren't interested in.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (Ojki1)

232 Sounds about right. 2015-2016 was probably Peak Sports. Just before they got too big for their britches during the Enwokening.

-85% is pretty substantial. This was an awards show and only real fans tend to watch those.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 01:55 PM (3p5uk)

I don't know what year it was, but they had Norm MacDonald hosting it once. Doing all sorts of OJ jokes, the black athletes in the audience were all getting their panties in a bunch.

It was glorious.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (5ieoM)

233 missed Paolo sock opportunity
Posted by: Count de Monet

Missed Paolo sock.
Missed Peter North sock.
Missed Ron Jeremy sock.
Missed John Holmes sock.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (PG1FL)

234 He doesn't want the Cubans coming here because they VOTE REPUBLICAN.

I think those Haitians voted Republicans in unprecedented numbers.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (t5gvc)

235 Welcome Cubans.

Deport Leftists.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (tKklq)

236 216 based on a lot pf video I see, nobody crossing our south border is starving

many are very chunky
Posted by: will choose a nic later

There's a Pace Picante Sauce joke here somewhere.

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (V40IZ)

237 "What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk"
Our own navy would sink them!
Posted by: Gen. Milley"

One nuke would do it.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (Tnijr)

238 {{{nurse ratched}}}

I am planning to be at the COMoMeet.
Don't pepper spray me, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (u82oZ)

239 216 based on a lot pf video I see, nobody crossing our south border is starving

many are very chunky
__________

It's well known that the kind of "extreme poverty" that these south-of-the-border "refugees" have experienced tends to make people fat, sassy, and willing to pay $6,000 to coyotes to smuggle them over the U.S. border.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (k4dH2)

240 223 Hooboy, you KILL me!
Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 01:57 PM (4q7lA)

Normally I'd say yeah, but just google the USS Dubuque incident and see what happens to a captain that doesn't follow those simple rules....
Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (5iUNf)

15 minutes from now:

"Secretary of the Navy announces that the entirety of the Cuban coast, except for Guantanamo Bay, is now officially a safe port."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (6FeV1)

241 Anybody resizing spends the night in the box.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (d9FiS)

242
I wish the Cubans the best, but we're fighting our own commies here, so no sealifts or other interventions, please. We can't even deal with our own problems correctly.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 14, 2021 01:58 PM (DXFDM)

------

Totally. But they have a *way* better shot at victory over Communism at this time than we do. I am hopeful for them, and I hope they will welcome anti-Communist refugees from here in the way we used to do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (7Ttpp)

243 is Cuba a typical toxic waste shit hole like the rest of former comunist countries?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 14, 2021 01:49 PM (bTQ72)

I don't think they ever had enough industry to generate a significant amount of toxic waste.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 01:53 PM (6FeV1)
***
Well. They manufacture two things I can think of, cigars and rum.
Not particularly toxic.
And That's two more than anything created in Iraq.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (axyOa)

244 The Cubans should have done this when Trump was president.

What is the specific reason for the protests at this time?
What was the catalyst?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (mR6Gs)

245 BabylonBee: Governor Abbott Bribes Charter Plane Pilot To Take Texas Democrats Back To California

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

246 the south border would be shut tomorrow if all who cross it illegally voted for Rs

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 14, 2021 02:02 PM (bTQ72)

247 FenelonSpoke, if they come for you do you have someone to bail you out? Is there a Moron in your vicinity?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:02 PM (t5gvc)

248 Everybody in Biden's fraudulent administration is going to burn in hell. They are such terrible people. Liars, cheats, truly diabolically evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2021 02:02 PM (O+I8R)

249 based on a lot pf video I see, nobody crossing our south border is starving

many are very chunky
Posted by: will choose a nic later

There's a Pace Picante Sauce joke here somewhere.
Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (V40IZ)

Run for the border. On the Border. FAJITAS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 14, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Biden will express his compassion by lifting sanctions, because that always improves the little person's lot, right?

Posted by: Coki at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (1qQim)

251 Go to Mexico first then hoof it.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (UHVv4)

252 Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Y5qcH)

253 233 missed Paolo sock opportunity
Posted by: Count de Monet

man, I'm a HS drop out

kant even spell Poalo Sack

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Rs1Q4)

254 When will the Democrats put up walls to keep people in?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (WVre4)

255 Vernon Jones Calls for Resignation of Georgia Governor Brian Kemp for Certifying 'Fraudulent Election'

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (RHGPo)

256 Could these Fascists be any more obvious?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (mIJ9W)

257 "Keep your freedom loving asses out of our country!"

Posted by: Biden Administration at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (+oR7L)

258 OT - NFL polymath Richard Sherman has been arrested and is being held without bail on a domestic violence beef. Sherman is also suspected of abandoning a vehicle after a one car crash.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (m/Gc2)

259
When will the Democrats put up walls to keep people in?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (WVre4)

This was always my misgiving about Trump's wall. That wall is getting built one way or another, so why give the Dems a head-start?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (7Ttpp)

260 Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM (Y5qcH)

Hotels and casinos too. Oh, we were making a mint.

Posted by: Hymen Roth at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (mR6Gs)

261 They're not Cubans Jerry, they're Dominicans.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (v0R5T)

262 252 Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.
----------------
In 1955 Cuba had a higher per capita earnings than America.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (/MaDp)

263 "What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk"

-----------

I don't know if the Cajun Navy has that kind of reach, but MAN that would be awesome.

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (V40IZ)

264 Maybe the Russians will show up again.

Posted by: dartist at July 14, 2021 02:04 PM (+ya+t)

265 >>I am planning to be at the COMoMeet.

what's this about a CO mo me

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (iTXRQ)

266 I don't know what year it was, but they had Norm MacDonald hosting it once. Doing all sorts of OJ jokes, the black athletes in the audience were all getting their panties in a bunch.

It was glorious.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (5ieoM)
++++
Late 90s. He was spectacular.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (3p5uk)

267 Howdy Jac!

Hiya, Salty! I won't be able to bring my pepper spray on the plane, so no worries!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (l+IQE)

268 Now do Guatamala.
.......

and Guacamolans.

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

269 Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:03 PM

Hey, REDACTED...a while back you had mentioned a couple of antique dealers you knew who were usually at Brimfield. My dumb ass forgot to write them down, and I plan to go to Brimfield Saturday. Could you refresh my memory?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (m+jkK)

270 What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk

------

That would be insurrection. Held without charge in dungeons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (7Ttpp)

271 268 Now do Guatamala.
.......

and Guacamolans.
Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

Chonkay

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (6FeV1)

272 DB- just DB

On the Left Sidebar.

Can you attend?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (u82oZ)

273
1962: The Cuban Missile Crisis

2021:The Cuban Freedom Crisis

Posted by: portlandon at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (+oR7L)

274 I don't know what year it was, but they had Norm MacDonald hosting it once. Doing all sorts of OJ jokes, the black athletes in the audience were all getting their panties in a bunch.

It was glorious.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (5ieoM)

That was 97 or 98. Lots of Clinton material.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (mhQH9)

275 Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.

-
Now just dehydrated misery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (d9FiS)

276 "Secretary of the Navy announces that the entirety of the Cuban coast, except for Guantanamo Bay, is now officially a safe port."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2021 02:01 PM (6FeV1)

That could actually happen...but the stink that would cause would be worse than just bringing them to Miami or Mayport and then, after some detention time, deport them back quietly, without press fanfare.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (5iUNf)

277 Agree. No more immigrants for the next 50 years, unless they have a PhD in a hard science or engineering.
Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 01:59 PM (ZsR3z)

Au contrare. We must accept hot chicks who do butt stuff too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (o2MD2)

278 Ever notice how Dems love themselves some commie dictatorships? Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (r+sAi)

279 >>>Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.

They were bigger than US Steel

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (iTXRQ)

280 In 1955 Cuba had a higher per capita earnings than America.
Link?

Posted by: pep at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (ZsR3z)

281 nurse ratched

Huzzah! Glad you go the time off from work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (u82oZ)

282
That was 97 or 98. Lots of Clinton material.
Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (mhQH9)

------

Norm on the View was awesome, with his little Clinton routine he did. I thought those bitches would shit themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (7Ttpp)

283 Back in the day, I was talking to a Cuban refugee who got grabbed before he could set foot on U.S. soil.

He was probably gonna get shipped back to the Worker's Paradise.

Bewildered, he said, "Yo soy no droga, no communista." "I am not a drug dealer or a communist."

That's why, man.

I hope he made it.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (XYBf8)

284 Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.

They were bigger than US Steel
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:06 PM (iTXRQ)

But not bigger than ME

Posted by: "Superman" at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (mR6Gs)

285 Great. Now it's lunch and I want a Cuban sandwich.

The only thing around here is Subway.

Posted by: portlandon at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (+oR7L)

286 just curious

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)

287 And NO IRISH!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

288 If I have a check that doesn't say "Void after 90 days" on it, is it still void after 90 days?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:08 PM (3p5uk)

289 Nigel has a future at British Steel.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 02:08 PM (UHVv4)

290 >In 1955 Cuba had a higher per capita earnings than America.
Link?

yeah, I find that hard to believe

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (iTXRQ)

291 based on a lot pf video I see, nobody crossing our south border is starving

many are very chunky
Posted by: will choose a nic later
.........

those Honduran tortilla vendors aren't missing many meals

Posted by: wth - Qatar Camel Rentals at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

292 Anybody know where I can get some corrugated tin?

Posted by: US Govt Mural Protective Enhancement Team at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (IbmL7)

293
If I have a check that doesn't say "Void after 90 days" on it, is it still void after 90 days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:08 PM (3p5u

I think it's a year. I have one from November I just deposited so it's definitely more than six months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (7Ttpp)

294 Great. Now it's lunch and I want a Cuban sandwich.

The only thing around here is Subway.
Posted by: portlandon at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (+oR7L)
***

Same.
I'm remembering a small Cuban place in Tampa. Great family. Their sammiches were to die for!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (axyOa)

295 This Mayorkas guy comes across as a major douche. In Joey Sockpuppet's administration, that seems to be a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

296 Cuba used to be a big casino island if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk - Cuba Libre! at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (r+sAi)

297 Allen West is running for governor in TX.
He says he will use the Nat Guard and Texas Rangers to seize cartels and their money.

And use their money to finish the wall.
And send back the illegals
And put the cartel gangsters in solitary.

https://is.gd/1D1WS3

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (t5gvc)

298 Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:00 PM (5ieoM)

Late 90s. He was spectacular.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (3p5uk)

Just watched a clip of it, lots of uncomfortable athletes, and not just because of their ill-fitting tuxes.

No, the one that got them was pointing out Charles Woodson in the audience, saying he's the first defensive player to ever win a Heisman. And they can never take that way from him... unless he kills his wife and a waiter.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (5ieoM)

299 Same.

I'm remembering a small Cuban place in Tampa. Great family. Their sammiches were to die for!

Posted by: Diogenes
Yummm.

Posted by: portlandon at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (+oR7L)

300 292 Anybody know where I can get some corrugated tin?
Posted by: US Govt Mural Protective Enhancement Team at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (IbmL7)

Yes. South Africa has plenty, though much of it is ventilated.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (o2MD2)

301 Hey, REDACTED...a while back you had mentioned a couple of antique dealers you knew who were usually at Brimfield. My dumb ass forgot to write them down, and I plan to go to Brimfield Saturday. Could you refresh my memory?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:05 PM (m+jkK)

well shit

I always did Mays and I haven't done it in a few, like 3 or 4

pronbably I whole different group now

I like Mays and Hertans, the rest are a litlle set uppy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (Rs1Q4)

302 pep

We do not need scientists who are wrong on a lot of social power stuff -- acid rain, global warming, get the jag, etc.

We need based voters that will vote to oust stupid people and their policy. And turn the FBI and CIA into effective, truthful American agencies solving problems, not acting like the Stasi and KGB while letting Americans die.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

303 There are three or four great Cuban places here. Now I'm craving Ropa Vieja.

When my sister lived in Miami, we'd go to Versailles when I visited. It was pretty amazing.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

304 New York Times Slams Cuban Protestors For Waving Notorious Symbol Of Hate
See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (UHVv4)

305 293
If I have a check that doesn't say "Void after 90 days" on it, is it still void after 90 days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:08 PM (3p5u
----------------------

Don't ask. Just deposit it with some other checks and it will more than likely pass on through.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (t5gvc)

306
And turn the FBI and CIA into effective, truthful American agencies solving problems

--------

A camel will sooner pass through the eye of a needle, grow wings, and then fly out of my ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (7Ttpp)

307
1962: The Cuban Missile Crisis

2021:The Rainbow Donkey Dildo Missile

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (Af3gG)

308 And tburn the FBI and CIA ~~into effective, truthful American agencies solving problems, not acting like the Stasi and KGB while letting Americans die.~~
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2021 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

FIFY

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (4q7lA)

309 My Name is Cuban Pete!

I got two pounds of hanging Meat!

I go, boom chicky boom, boom chicky boom!

Posted by: because you morons were thinking it anyway at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (GMPPE)

310 First rule of Cuban Chicks

don't fuck with their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 01:48 PM (Rs1Q4)

I'm not into donkeys or the as**s of women so no worries here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (k39e/)

311 "What if a civilian flotilla of Florida fishermen and boaters went to sea and rescued these people, as the Brits did at Dunkirk"

Trivia - during Dunkirk, a former cruise ship officer took his yacht, Sundowner, out to sea and rescued about 100 troops, under fire all the way out and back.

His name? Charles Herbert Lightoller, former second officer of the RMS Titanic. The Sundowner can still be seen at the Ramsgate Maritime Museum in Kent.

**Paul Harvey voice**

And now you know. . .the rest of the story!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (2JVJo)

312 When my sister lived in Miami, we'd go to Versailles when I visited. It was pretty amazing.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

What are you talking about? Don't you know that Versailles is in, like, Italy?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (Y5qcH)

313 We need based voters that will vote to oust stupid people and their policy. And turn the FBI and CIA into effective, truthful American agencies solving problems, not acting like the Stasi and KGB while letting Americans die.
======

That's just crazy talk!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (IytoW)

314 If I have a check that doesn't say "Void after 90 days" on it, is it still void after 90 days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:08 PM (3p5uk)

Theoretically, it's good to deposit up to 6 months.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 02:13 PM (4I/2K)

315 Leftists Fear Communism Failing All The Time Is Making Communism Look Bad
See the sock link. Great photo.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 14, 2021 02:13 PM (UHVv4)

316 Where did Mayorkas learn to be a commie, Berkeley?
He fits in very well with other Berkeley communists.

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2021 02:14 PM (ONvIw)

317 This will not play well in Miami.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ya know, I couild be a little off here. Of course, with the Cuban emigre' community in Florida, this is kind of offensive.
But a lot of "Americans" in Florida aren't particularly fond of the Cubans. And Haitians.
Like I know people from LA (back in the 1990's) that absolutely DID NOT like the Vietnamese that had escaped Viet Nam.

And yeah, I think Mayorkas is a POS.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 14, 2021 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

318 A camel will sooner pass through the eye of a needle, grow wings, and then fly out of my ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:12 PM (7Ttpp)

Might want to think about stockpiling some Preparation H beforehand.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 14, 2021 02:14 PM (lVlF/)

319 Theoretically, it's good to deposit up to 6 months.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 02:13 PM (4I/2K)
+++
Then I've got 14 days. I'll give it a go. I found two checks today from when I bought my house. One is more than six months old, but I am not worried about it because it's like 12 bucks. This one is worth a bit more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:14 PM (3p5uk)

320 Why yes....this The Epstein Wing of the prison.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 02:15 PM (GSBVq)

321 Norm on the View was awesome, with his little Clinton routine he did. I thought those bitches would shit themselves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:07 PM (7Ttpp)

His second appearance where he groveled to them may have been just as good. But you have to "get" Norm to see what he was doing.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2021 02:15 PM (mhQH9)

322 Didn't Joey vote against allowing Vietnamese boat people into this country?

I heard earlier today that his* administration is finally getting off their butts and getting our Afghan interpreters and their families out before it's too late.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 14, 2021 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

323 OT but out of the blue, I got a copy of Epoch Times in the mail

is this a promotion, or is somebody data-mining?

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:16 PM (iTXRQ)

324 Allen West is running for governor in TX.
He says he will use the Nat Guard and Texas Rangers to seize cartels and their money.

And use their money to finish the wall.
And send back the illegals
And put the cartel gangsters in solitary.

https://is.gd/1D1WS3
Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (t5gvc)

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No he won't! Tee-heee-heeee!

Posted by: a bunch of lousy Texas Dems in D.C. at July 14, 2021 02:16 PM (V40IZ)

325 generally speaking people leaving communist hellholes vote republican

Posted by: sound awake at July 14, 2021 02:17 PM (rCBpR)

326 297 Allen West is running for governor in TX.
He says he will use the Nat Guard and Texas Rangers to seize cartels and their money.

And use their money to finish the wall.
And send back the illegals
And put the cartel gangsters in solitary.

https://is.gd/1D1WS3
Posted by: Braenyard at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM (t5gvc)

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Awesome. MOAR white supremacist nationalists like this, please ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2021 02:17 PM (wxSRo)

327 We all float down here.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at July 14, 2021 02:17 PM (1IX05)

328 323 OT but out of the blue, I got a copy of Epoch Times in the mail

is this a promotion, or is somebody data-mining?
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 14, 2021 02:16 PM (iTXRQ)

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We ran out of subscriptions to Aoce of Spades to give out.

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:17 PM (V40IZ)

329 What are you talking about? Don't you know that Versailles is in, like, Italy?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Those flooded streets and gondoliers don't appeal to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 14, 2021 02:17 PM (d9FiS)

330 There's an amazing story of an Irish maid who survived the sinking of the Brittanic and the Titanic

One lucky duck

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (AwPyG)

331 Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 14, 2021 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

Cubans are not hated in Miami. The Hatians are a different story. They definitely brought the worst of their country to the States.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (2DOZq)

332 I think it's a year. I have one from November I just deposited so it's definitely more than six months.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2021 02:09 PM (7Ttpp)

Yes, YMMV.
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Then I've got 14 days. I'll give it a go. I found two checks today from when I bought my house. One is more than six months old, but I am not worried about it because it's like 12 bucks. This one is worth a bit more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 14, 2021 02:14 PM (3p5uk)

Deposit them both. They can only say no.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (4I/2K)

333 Cuba had a lot of industry before Castro. I think it had some chemical plants and was big in aluminum production.

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Now just dehydrated misery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

i had a work friend who went to Cuba about 5 years ago, after Obumbles had loosened things up. There was interest in Cuba reviving their export sugar industry, and we had stuff that would go into that.
He was supposed to be going with another guy from South America, and it was all hush-hush within the company. But he told me after he came back that it was very depressing, everything was very run down. They would need YUGE amounts of capital to rebuild their sugar refining industry, for starters. It had been just left to decay.
The roads there are pretty nice, but cars can only go 45 mph because the tires are all so old.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (vcOmj)

334 Nood, get this, Shemp Smith may be a drama queen.

Floored, aren't you?

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2021 02:19 PM (Ojki1)

335 Cubans are not hated in Miami. The Hatians are a different story. They definitely brought the worst of their country to the States.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (2DOZq)

The Hattian gangs are insane. They don't do drive-bys, they hack you to death with machete's and play futball with your head.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2021 02:19 PM (Y5qcH)

336 Cuba's main industry these days is keeping the worn out wrecks of cars from the 50's running. Their main imports are bailing wire and duct tape.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (o2MD2)

337 I like Mays and Hertans, the rest are a litlle set uppy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM

Thanks. This time I actually wrote them down. I'll keep my eye out for them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (m+jkK)

338 330 There's an amazing story of an Irish maid who survived the sinking of the Brittanic and the Titanic

One lucky duck
Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2021 02:18 PM (AwPyG)

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So she was....
....made....
....of wood?

Posted by: reason at July 14, 2021 02:21 PM (V40IZ)

339 Ive seen a fallen country. They didn't listen to Zappa. You know...it cant happen here.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 14, 2021 02:22 PM (GSBVq)

340 Cubans are not hated in Miami. The Hatians are a different story. They definitely brought the worst of their country to the States.
Posted by: Just a side note

I did not mean to imply they are "hated" in Miami. But I do know of people in Florida that resent them...overall....being there.
My sister, for one. She used to live in Tampa and then in Ft. Myers. I don't agree with her, but she did live in Florida for almost 30 years.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 14, 2021 02:23 PM (vcOmj)

341 337 I like Mays and Hertans, the rest are a litlle set uppy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:10 PM

Thanks. This time I actually wrote them down. I'll keep my eye out for them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2021 02:20 PM (m+jkK)

sorry, should have said Mays is on Thurs and Hertans is on Wed

Go and have fun and buy something you like. Old dealers are a jaded crew who have little fun

Posted by: REDACTED at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (Rs1Q4)

342 Leftists do seem to ignore all Communist failures.

Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2021 02:25 PM (Cxk7w)

343 "Alejandro, chu got some splanin' to do!"

Posted by: Ricky at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (rfVCG)

344 A foreign policy going back to the Revolutionary War days -- 2M if by land, none if by sea.

Patriotic.

Posted by: red speck at July 14, 2021 02:36 PM (gS3OW)

345 338 330 There's an amazing story of an Irish maid who survived the sinking of the Brittanic and the Titanic

One lucky duck Posted by: artemis

So she was...made.... of wood?
Posted by: reason

She floated!

Buuuurrrrrrnnnnn her

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at July 14, 2021 02:42 PM (XKAkz)

346 What a c�nt

Posted by: Gonzotx at July 14, 2021 03:03 PM (0WEXg)

347 The DC Marxists are such racists. They hate Cubans and all who oppose Stalinism. Such bigotry needs to be punished.

I say we all alter them surgically and make them look like Moochelle complete with a 6 inch dork.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 14, 2021 08:48 PM (EcD5Y)

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