The Moderate, Centrist Candidate Relentlessly Promoted by NeverTrump Is Now Pressuring Tech Monopolies to Censor Your <i>Personal Texts</i> If They Contain What the Ruling Junta Considers "Misinformation"

The Moderate, Centrist Candidate Relentlessly Promoted by NeverTrump Is Now Pressuring Tech Monopolies to Censor Your Personal Texts If They Contain What the Ruling Junta Considers "Misinformation"

Muh Norms are being restored left and right!

Kira Davis at RedState:

The Biden administration has failed spectacularly at their goal of getting 70% of the American population vaccinated for COVID by the beginning of July. It was unrealistic in the first place. Most Americans are not hard-wired for obedience, even if COVID lockdowns proved too many people seem to be...
Now Biden's team and surrogates are making plans to censor your private text messages the same way Big Tech censors your social media posts.
In addition to their KGB-for-dummies plan of knocking on your door to inquire about your personal medical decisions, the White House plans to activate left-wing groups and activists to put pressure on phone carriers to censor SMS text messages that may contain "misinformation" about COVID, the vaccines, and heaven knows what else they may consider to be wrong information.

From Politico:

Biden allied groups, including the Democratic National Committee, are also planning to engage fact-checkers more aggressively and work with SMS carriers to dispel misinformation about vaccines that is sent over social media and text messages. The goal is to ensure that people who may have difficulty getting a vaccination because of issues like transportation see those barriers lessened or removed entirely.
"We are steadfastly committed to keeping politics out of the effort to get every American vaccinated so that we can save lives and help our economy further recover," White House spokesperson Kevin Munoz said. "When we see deliberate efforts to spread misinformation, we view that as an impediment to the country's public health and will not shy away from calling that out."

Via Tim Pool, two thirds of Americans say they already censor themselves due to the conformist pressure to repeat the official corporate propaganda -- but that's not enough for the Ruling Class.

The poll of 1,462 people found 18 percent said they censored themselves "all the time" while 48 percent said they did so "sometimes."
Fifty-nine percent of those asked deemed current levels of censorship in the United States to be "out of control" and "unacceptable," according to market research firm Invisibly, which is backed by Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund.
Most respondents, 91 percent, said they had a negative view of censorship.

Flashback to May:

Nobody can deny that there has been a massive amount of censorship taking place in the social media arena but what some have only suspected to be true is that the government is behind it. That is, until now. The Montana Daily Gazette, one of our sister publications, first reported that Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai publicized court documents that prove the U.S. Government entered into a formal agreement with Big Tech to censor speech they did not agree with.
As Montana Daily Gazette reported, the combined federation of Big Tech companies is, effectually, a monopoly holding at least 90 percent of the current combined market share in social media. These would include such companies as YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and other tech companies that make sharing viewpoints in the public square available to its users.
...
As reported by the Montana Gazette, the court documents focus on an invention called Twitter Trusted Partnership and Twitter Partner Support (PSP) Portal. This, according to the Gazette, "is the means and mechanism by which federal or state governments can issue a 'censorship order' to Twitter, which has agreed to comply with such orders, as the price of avoiding regulatory oversight."
....
A few key points from the court filing are:

...in 2017, in cooperation with state officials and that they created a new centralized Governing Coordinating Council (GCC) that brought together both state and federal officials to create an electronic infrastructure for surveilling speech and monitoring "Influence Operators."
...began formulating and designing the framework for silently violating the free speech rights of US persons by first characterizing speakers as "Influence Operators" (IOs) thereby fabricating a sinister connotation where none exists, as the ideological framework to justify canceling speakers who exercise their right to express their opinion
That a partnership between Big Tech and state officials created a Playbook which is described in the court filings as a "step-by-step manual on how state officials can deal with 'Influence Operators' and prescribes the Best Practices that must be followed."
The manual, according to the court filing, "promotes a unified effort that results in speed, simplicity and efficiency," and "provides all the tools that a state official would need to silence a person identified as an 'Influence Operator' for opining that a state election official has violated Federal law."

And don't forget -- FaceBook's fact-checker on Covid is itself China-linked, and naturally censors stories suggesting that the Chinese created covid-19 in the Wuhan lab.

Lead Stories -- a so-called "fact-checking" outlet partnered with both Facebook and the Chinese Communist Party-linked TikTok app -- has launched a campaign to defend Wuhan Institute of Virology collaborator Ralph Baric after The National Pulse unearthed his 2018 remarks outlining how to "make money" from pandemics.
Representing yet another conflict of interest, Lead Stories is funded in large part by Facebook, whose founder Mark Zuckerberg’s personal charity has sent six-figure grants to Baric.
As revealed by The National Pulse, the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative awarded a $433,000 grant to Baric's University of North Carolina Chapel Hill lab for coronavirus research.
One day after The National Pulse published the article revealing Baric's how "to be prepared and make money in the next pandemic" slide, Lead Stories had the article removed from Facebook.

Muh Private Monopolies Executing Censorship Campaigns in Direct Collusion with the US Government.

Posted by: Ace at 02:07 PM

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1 Yikes

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 01:07 PM (gLfDQ)

2 Make friends with your neighbors. Make personal interaction great again.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at July 13, 2021 01:08 PM (Bg96i)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Grey man

Posted by: sven at July 13, 2021 01:09 PM (Lzpvj)

5 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 13, 2021 01:09 PM (qe5CM)

6 We're grays, man. We're greys.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

7 SMS is in the domain of phone/telco companies, this goes way beyond the techno fascists.

There are a shit ton of laws and regulations that have to be ignored to enable this sort of spying.

Not that mere law means anything anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2021 01:09 PM (IEysS)

8 So one of the things the COVID brainwashing op has left our society with is a rather sudden widespread acceptance of censorship, invasion of privacy, and related techniques.

Things that would have been rejected out of hand by all but the most deranged only a few years ago are being floated daily. Each day a new nudge. Real censorship has never been tried.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 01:09 PM (gLfDQ)

9 I have a feeling this wouldn't stand up in court, but the courts are as corrupt, so we might just be fucked.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

10 All your text are belong to us.

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2021 01:10 PM (Gqlrp)

11 Use Signal and be done with them.

Posted by: Davd at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (NwPWC)

12 "The Beauty of Gray" from the band LIVE (MTV Unplugged)...

https://youtu.be/yyqeQa-HOv0

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (mZUr4)

13 Make friends with your neighbors. Make personal interaction great again.
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at July 13, 2021 01:08 PM (Bg96i)

Why do you think they want to keep scaring all of us into social distancing?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (jOcSX)

14 All the leaves are brown...

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (UuD2k)

15 9 I have a feeling this wouldn't stand up in court, but the courts are as corrupt, so we might just be fucked.

#WASTF
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Judges send texts and email to.

Would be a shame if something came out that could be used to paint them in a bad light and get them kicked off the bench. /

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (Ojki1)

16 "...as the price of avoiding regulatory oversight."

Just remember, it's not paranoia, when they really are ...etc etc.

Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (Rbu5d)

17 This is just practice for when they really have to crack down on communications.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (fSmfa)

18 HTML Tag. HTML Tag. Wherefore art thou HTML tag?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

19 This looks like the "green orange" version

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (mZUr4)

20 I just don't understand how the "elites" and those holding the levers of power in our government/big business can't see the endgame to all this. And they seem to keep wanting to press the accelerator further down, going faster.

Fun fact: It ain't going to be pretty and will be painted in blood red.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (Gb130)

21 Judges send texts and email to.

Would be a shame if something came out that could be used to paint them in a bad light and get them kicked off the bench. /
Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (Ojki1)

But, they're on the right side of this, so nothing would come of it. We're not.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

22 I'm just glad the vax made my d@%k bigger and I lost 5 pounds.

I love Biden's vax!

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:13 PM (UuD2k)

23 You want me in your SMS. You need me in your SMS. I save lives.

Posted by: Nathan Jessup at July 13, 2021 01:13 PM (4I/2K)

24 I hope they don't censor The Daily Mail, because there was a new Demi Rose swimsuit photo this morning.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 13, 2021 01:13 PM (O7b05)

25 How are they going to censor text messages?

How will this be implemented?

Am I really going to have to read the article?

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (uefAU)

26 "A Grayer Shade of Gray..."

Nah, that's no good.

Posted by: Procul Harem at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (PPQdm)

27 But the positive is we will all feel great about ourselves and our leadership, just like the Chinese! Think about it, how often do you see a Chinese citizen complaining about China online? And in that rare instance, the govt arrives and alleviates their concern, as they no longer gripe online.

Isn't that something to be admired?
-The NBA, Nike, most corporations.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (Ojki1)

28 13...Why do you think they want to keep scaring all of us into social distancing?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (jOcSX)

^^^^this

I went to the grocery store yesterday.
I couldn't get one shopper to look at me, you know, like pleasant "passing the other guy and smiling" interaction.

It worked.

Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (Rbu5d)

29 The Zuckerberg Centipede (First Sequence)

Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (xK9An)

30 "Grey Street" - Dave Matthews Band

https://youtu.be/Jow7c0EVXeM

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (mZUr4)

31 Welcome to the Graybar Hotel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (Lnf4T)

32 Make sure your elected leaders keep renewing The Patriot Act, you patriots.

It makes this all LEGAL and EASY!!!

- George W. Bush

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Let me guess. Conservative Inc will tell us all we need to do is vote harder and donate.

Face it. WE LOST! We lost some time ago but too many just didn't want to face facts. All we can do is just try to survive and take care of our family.

Posted by: John galt at July 13, 2021 01:15 PM (kB+Uw)

34 Sorry, Doof.

I'm OUT on the Dave Matthews Band.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

35 I do find it is easier now to come across like minded people since the twats who are too nose in the air to make eye contact with a mere peon can easily be ignored.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (gLfDQ)

36 Willowed:

18-1

When you are going down in flames, take out something bid.

Not just for aviators anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (u82oZ)

37 boxy box-box.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (wAnMi)

38 A shayer grade of pale?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (wAnMi)

39 We're not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: brak at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (nyc/y)

40 Sorry, Doof.

I'm OUT on the Dave Matthews Band.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Understandable. I still like a few songs. Grey Street being one

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (mZUr4)

41 Meanwhile, the Bullwank is running a MAJOR EXPOSE on the funding of the DANGEROUSLY EXTREMIST Claremont Institute. They print LIES ABOUT BIDEN on THE INTERNET.

That's all hilariously funny given who *they* are, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (ZGrMX)

42 I actually like the gray look.
Matches my mood.

Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (Rbu5d)

43 Ace of Spades.

The Chatwindow McGreybox of blogs.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

44 I commented on this yesterday, but this is psychologically an interesting and dangerous move. Most people, if they sat down and thought about, would acknowledge that Big Tech and Big Telephone are more alike than they are different.

But that's the rational side of things. Viscerally, they're very different. Everyone just expects to be spied on while using the internet. They're tracked and manipulated at all times and everyone knows it. Phones are different, though. There's much more legacy. Phones are viewed as generally sacrosanct, with many exceptions and warrants and the like needed to fuck with the phone system.

This will change that. This will put the Telcos and Big Tech into the same mental space in a whole lot of people. Trust - and many people, most probably, *do* generally trust the phone company - will go right out the window. It would be nearly as severe as the state tampering with the mail. It will be bad indeed when they do this.

So I hope they do. People need to learn that there are no trustworthy businesses or institutions left anywhere, in any industry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

45 I just don't understand how the "elites" and those holding the levers of power in our government/big business can't see the endgame to all this. And they seem to keep wanting to press the accelerator further down, going faster.

Fun fact: It ain't going to be pretty and will be painted in blood red.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (Gb130)

They're flailing. Trump was a sign that they had lost control. They thought that they had 2020 in the bag, but had to pull out last minute ballot dumps which made it obvious that they were cheating. Basically everything going on in the world, financially, politically, culturally, is a series of quick fixes to whatever problems pop up, only to discover that in doing so they've created a bigger problem down the road. Like a spendthrift who can't break the habit, so borrows increasingly large amounts of money from increasingly more expensive sources.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (jOcSX)

46 Anyone want to tell me what right the DNC has, other than will to power, to fucking censor my text messages?

On the 70% of the public vaccinated, does 70% of the public even need it? That's not snark, I'm legitimately curious.

How many people have medical conditions that contra indicate getting it?

How many people are under 18?

How many people are under 12?

How many people had COVID and thus do not need a vaccine?

Why is that information so difficult to obtain?

Posted by: alexthechick at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

47 "Pictures in gray. Dorian Gray"

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (mZUr4)

48 I'm not worried this is autocratic overreach in our current pandemic.

I'm worried this is a preview of what to expect when the next wave of more lethal biowarfare reaches our shores.

The last eighteen months kinda feels like a preseason scrimmage.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (+WWsf)

49 In before the asshole shows up and accuses ace of doing the same sort of censorship.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (G2zl5)

50 How can the government justify censoring my private text message to another individual with whom I'm having a private conversation?

I mean, I guess we really are that far gone now.

Posted by: Biergood at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (FQWHA)

51
Understandable. I still like a few songs. Grey Street being one
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (mZUr4)

You forced me to try it. NOPE. I got to his voice and had to leave. I tried. I can't STAND his voice. The band is fine. He needs to concentrate on instrumentals.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

52 This is a creepy proposal. They should be afraid to admit that it's even possible to do this.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (xqRaG)

53 Another look at the AOS BBS?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (uhPTO)

54 Ace of Spades.

The Chatwindow McGreybox of blogs.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

semi-dark mode -- I kinda like it

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (mZUr4)

55 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Cold calls from telemarketers already teaches you not to trust your phone.

Auto Warranty, anyone?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (u82oZ)

56 Muh Private Monopolies Executing Censorship Campaigns in Direct Collusion with the US Government.
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And that, of course, makes it illegal. If I steal evidence that incriminates someone and leave it on the DA's steps, he is allowed to use it. If he commissions me to steal it and leave it on his steps, he isn't.

Not that niggling little things like "legality" matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (3p5uk)

57 >So I hope they do. People need to learn that there are no trustworthy businesses or institutions left anywhere, in any industry.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:17 PM (3p5uk)

I agree. The curtain needs to be yanked back as hard as possible, so that even the dumbest of LIVs can get it through their thick skulls.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (DXFDM)

58 "Pretty soon the only place you'll be able to voice a free opinion will be International Waters. Checkmate Deplorables." ~Bill "Paolo spends time in my wife's captain's quarters" Kristol (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (3sOO0)

59 Understandable. I still like a few songs. Grey Street being one
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (mZUr4)

Any time I hear the Dave Mathews Band, I hear something annoying. They never had a tune that I wanted to hear again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (Lnf4T)

60 Watch the SC will have no problem with this.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (gmo/4)

61 Another look at the AOS BBS?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Wildcat vs first class

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (bx8PF)

62 52 This is a creepy proposal. They should be afraid to admit that it's even possible to do this.
Posted by: zmdavid at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (xqRaG)

I'm pretty sure this is a "stray voltage" proposal to sneak through something else they really want.

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (UuD2k)

63
semi-dark mode -- I kinda like it
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (mZUr4)

If my browser, already in 'dark mode,' had this option, I would embrace it. SO much easier on my eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Dobie Gray - Drift Away

https://youtu.be/NIuyDWzctgY

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (mZUr4)

65 They are trying to deliberately get around rulings such as R.A.V v St Paul, et al in order to limit the First Amendment protections. But you cannot coordinate with third parties to abrogate the law, and then act as a disinterested third party. The government is constitutionally compelled to act within the boundaries of the Constitution. The fact they are outsourcing and them coordinating to achieve those limitations is a conspiracy and scheme meant to achieve that which it could not do directly.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Lo Vult at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

66 I would hate to be the government drone that knocks on my door.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

67 Buzzion

ISTR he gets banned every time for slagging ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (u82oZ)

68 Cold calls from telemarketers already teaches you not to trust your phone.
Auto Warranty, anyone?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (u82oZ)
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They're not the same. The constant scam calls - and this is something the phone companies *can* deal with, they just choose not to - demonstrate that the phone company doesn't care about you at all and can't be bothered to take any steps to protect you.

Actively censoring you, however, is a very different thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (3p5uk)

69 End all foundations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (itraQ)

70 Well, fuk me runnin'. Feeling a tad gray.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (o2MD2)

71 THE LIVING CONSTITUTION. For decades liberals have been telling us this is a living breathing document that must be flexible to change with the times. So be it. 1A protections were against the government because, at the time, there was no such thing as -- and nobody ever thought there would ever be -- mass censorship by monopoly "private" companies controlling most of modern communication. Now there is. So under liberals' own theory, the 1A should be flexibly and breathingly applied to these private companies. See how easy this is? Penumbras, baby!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

72 I like Dave Mathews. Reminds of the 90's.

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (UuD2k)

73
Not that niggling little things like "legality" matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (3p5uk)

Uh oh........yooz in twubble......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Understandable. I still like a few songs. Grey Street being one
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:16 PM (mZUr4)

Any time I hear the Dave Mathews Band, I hear something annoying. They never had a tune that I wanted to hear again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2021 01:19 PM (Lnf4T)

At least I didn't give you all any Coldplay this time!

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (mZUr4)

75 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this busty redhead in athletic clothes is wearing a gray top:
https://is.gd/6jvP25

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (3p5uk)

76 Whenever I hear Dave Matthews I think of his tour bus dumping crap in some river.

Posted by: Bosk at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (SWbVS)

77 Judges send texts and email to.

Would be a shame if something came out that could be used to paint them in a bad light and get them kicked off the bench. /
Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (Ojki1)

But, they're on the right side of this, so nothing would come of it. We're not.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge gets it.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (Ez6QX)

78 Private Monopolies Executing Censorship Campaigns in Direct Collusion with the US Government

Post-Constitutional Government

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (bx8PF)

79 By the way, if I write "go doink your mothers, government snitches" back in a text to someone, does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Lo Vult at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

80 Democrat totalitarians? Unpossible!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (3TihK)

81 I'm pretty sure this is a "stray voltage" proposal to sneak through something else they really want.
Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (UuD2k)

That was my knee-jerk assumption.

Censoring text messages is just plain silly... even the most strident totalitarian realizes there's a point of diminishing returns... so what are they really after that they don't already have?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (6FeV1)

82 Posted by: alexthechick at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

How long does COVID stay transmissible on different surfaces?

Can it be spread asympytomatically?

What easy steps can one take to mitigate COVID besides the Quintuple Threat of staying home, not socializing, washing your hands, wearing a mask and staying safe?

Are there otc supplements? Weight and exercise recommendations?

NONE of this information has been easy to obtain.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (gLfDQ)

83 Dobie Gray - Drift Away

https://youtu.be/NIuyDWzctgY
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:20 PM (mZUr4)

A MUCH better voice than Dave Matthews.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Willowed..@DAVE IN Fla

As per the vote totals in Idaho, I have zero confidence in any flavor of repub or Indy voter after watching most all of my "staunch conservative " friends don the mask of shame for a year...

The whirled is upside down and the chimps are on the ponies.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (TIuFZ)

85 So...is Ace really Gandalf?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (dfRN6)

86 Foot in door. Camel nose in tent. Slippery slope. If they can censor and monitor covid misinformation it will be an easy move to vote fraud misinformation, and anything opposing the Commie agenda.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (SmFPm)

87 And once again, love what you've done with the place, ace.

Love this color scheme - but we only get it for a few minutes each week.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (OTzUX)

88 How many people have medical conditions that contra indicate getting it?

How many people are under 18?

How many people are under 12?

How many people had COVID and thus do not need a vaccine?

Why is that information so difficult to obtain?
Posted by: alexthechick at July 13, 2021 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

"Life" is a medical condition that contra-indicates getting the jab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (Lnf4T)

89 Watch the SC will have no problem with this.

Hey, if you're free to speak, the fact-checkers are free to speak to you, too.

Posted by: Chief Just-Us Roberts at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (lDew/)

90 I remember people actually laughing at me (not y'all) when I said they're combing your text messages. You do not have privacy, at all. It was already obvious a long time ago that DM's are the same as anything you post for public consumption. Just less people see it.

Are they listening to your voice messages during phone calls? Of course not. They've got computers doing that, triggered by keywords. Then, they'll capture your entire call as well as start paying attention to whoever you're in contact with. Orwell had no idea how important the technology end would be, but he got the gist of it. And, if you've got Siri or Goolag homespy, nest or any of those other "helpers" you're not even safe taking a dump.

Can we start stacking the bodies like cordwood yet? My back ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 01:23 PM (wAnMi)

91 "Here at Jitterbug, we promise not to participate in government censorship. Also, we provide phones with very large buttons."

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 13, 2021 01:23 PM (uhPTO)

92 But sure, they'll only read texts about Covid. Just like Alexa isn't listening until you say 'Alexa.'

Right?

Right?

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 13, 2021 01:23 PM (cvNl1)

93 If you think the cell phone companies are going to sign up for this you'd be crazy.

The states can maintain there own contract law and civil liberty protections and shut down all their business pretty quick. Can any of the cell providers lose service to half of the country? The infrastructure is there. Anyone else could pick up the slack in about a second.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 13, 2021 01:23 PM (V6xwG)

94 In addition to their KGB-for-dummies plan of knocking on your door to inquire about your personal medical decisions,

You just trespassed by passing 4 no trespassing signs and TWO "You Are Now A Target" signs.

May God Have Mercy On Your Soul.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (/8e9W)

95 >Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (3p5uk)

She could steal my soul any day

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (DXFDM)

96 If they can censor your text messages, they can alter them and plant fakes.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (xqRaG)

97 oingo boingo -- gray matter

https://youtu.be/B__myyywaXA

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (mZUr4)

98
Sponge gets it.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (Ez6QX)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

99 DaveInFla I am doing it again. Thanking you for your analysis a couple threads back. Really interesting. I live in Idaho, but North Idaho. So can not speak about Boise etc. All of us in line were Trump fanatics.

Side point, about them trying to isolate us.
If someone insults me, without knowing a thing about me, I generally hate them = do not bother to understand them etc.
So when a black person says, all white people are racist. And therefore are calling me racist, without knowing a thing about me. They are insulting me, and I hate them.
Therefore, I guess I AM racist.
These race hustlers are trying to push us apart. Nothing new.

Posted by: MikeM at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (bi4aa)

100 But no mean tweets, right?

Finally had the chance to use that yesterday to some lefty asshole (BIRM) complaining about local gas prices. Needless to say, it didn't go over well.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (2JVJo)

101 Cold calls from telemarketers already teaches you not to trust your phone.

Auto Warranty, anyone?
------------
Drives me nuts. I even got one in the mail recently.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (+ya+t)

102 "Fun fact: It ain't going to be pretty and will be painted in blood red."

Spoiler: The Right won't do a damn thing about it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (49Exr)

103
She could steal my soul any day
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (DXFDM)

I think she did when I looked at the eyes, finally.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Coney-Barrett, Kavanaugh and Roberts will have no problem with this. They don't want to get disinvited from the DC cocktail circuit.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Lo Vult at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (VpIIl)

105
In honor of this thread, you'll find that this busty redhead in athletic clothes is wearing a gray top:

https://is.gd/6jvP25

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:21 PM (3p5uk)

Yowza! I would teach her many things I have learned in the woods.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

106 Most people, if they sat down and thought about, would acknowledge that Big Tech and Big Telephone are more alike than they are different.

Very true, although in the 70s, 80s, and 90s there was a huge war between tech guys ("net-heads") who thought the Internet would take over everything and the phone guys ("Bell-heads") who thought packet-switching wouldn't scale and you'd need dedicated lines to each device.

The tech guys won that quite decisively.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (ZGrMX)

107 >>so what are they really after that they don't already have? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (6FeV1)

Smoking out sources of opposition, just as with the door-knocking initiative. It's not enough merely to mock deplorables; they must be identified and databased.

Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (xK9An)

108 We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home ...
(Mrs. Robinson)

Joltin Joe has NOT left and gone away ... Joe is in your pantry and in your cupcakes ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (Cus5s)

109 So, Winsto Smith and all his comrades are hard at work at the Ministry of Truth, er, I mean Facedump.

Posted by: Biden admin at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (HCeRP)

110 82...Are there otc supplements? Weight and exercise recommendations?

NONE of this information has been easy to obtain.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (gLfDQ)

Mercola.com

Mega doses vit c; vit d3. zinc. b-complex.
Healthy weight. Easy on sugar/carbs (all viruses love sugar)

Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (Rbu5d)

111 But sure, they'll only read texts about Covid. Just like Alexa isn't listening until you say 'Alexa.'
Right?
Right?
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 13, 2021 01:23 PM (cvNl1)
++++
The absurdity of that statement is so tremendous that it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

If Amazon is not listening to you at all times, there is no way it can hear you say, "Hey, Alexa..."

Logic! How does it work!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (3p5uk)

112 There is little on the web or in social media that could match the bullshit that is the official government line. Those bastards lie to us when it is convenient. You cannot trust ANY bullshit put out by the present excuse for government. If you assume it is a lie or partial truth you will be right 90+ percent of the time.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (o2MD2)

113 85 So...is Ace really Gandalf?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (dfRN6)

He hasn't gone plummeting off a cliff while engaged in deadly combat with a minion of evil yet.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (z5Vrg)

114 I just got a text about the new Lego set - Fat Naked Guy on an Ottoman.

Should I report that??

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (mZUr4)

115 oingo boingo -- gray matter

https://youtu.be/B__myyywaXA
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (mZUr4)

Good choice. 1984 is another, and pertinent to the topic at hand:

https://youtu.be/tPAOGQ83x0g

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)

116 @81: "That was my knee-jerk assumption."

Not sure about stray voltage. See my comment number forty-eight. Feels more like a battlefield prep sorta thing. Not a proposal for today, but a dictate for tomorrow.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (+WWsf)

117 If they go down this route they will also start monitoring conversations near a phone or device with a mic.
This is currently done - try saying something around your phone that isn't something you normally talk about and you WILL see ads for it shortly thereafter.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (DpkTQ)

118
Yowza! I would teach her many things I have learned in the woods.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2021 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

You can cook skunk too?

- Shaq

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

119 I've said for awhile. Peer to peer encrypted messaging without the ability for anyone to intercept or "correct" are going to be necessary in the future.

There are a few of these schemes being worked on.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (5p7BC)

120 Facebook is already doing this, a few months ago I was having a conversation with my mother, and was talking about some article about the "KKK" , and when I typed in the those letters, I got a warning message from fakebook saying it wasn't allowed. I thought I was going crazy, so I had my mom just type in the same three letters and she received the same message. Very odd. I tried it again a few weeks ago and it let it go through without any warning.

Posted by: spypeach at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (Up/Jb)

121
did zukkerburg come up with the american flag and surfboard stunt on his own??

what a poofer

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (bTQ72)

122 Anyone want to tell me what right the DNC has, other than will to power, to fucking censor my text messages?

**smishes AtC**

National security? I have no doubt some clown could make a case to Traitor Roberts about Kung Flu texts 'undermining faith in the government,' which is a national security problem.

Also, you have no standing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (2JVJo)

123 Doin' time in the Gray Box hotel.

*plays the blues on harmonica*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

124 So...is Ace really Gandalf?
More like a hairier Gimli.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:28 PM (DpkTQ)

125 @113: "He hasn't gone plummeting off a cliff while engaged in deadly combat with a minion of evil yet."

Do the one-sixth scale LOTR action figures falling down along with his shelving count?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:28 PM (+WWsf)

126 Germans went down-tech after Obama's NSA stepped on its dick with Merkel's phone. Typewriter sales jumped.

(Examines soup-cans/string array, signal-mirror).

Beautiful.

Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 01:28 PM (xK9An)

127 Hey, can I get me some of "private company autonomy"?

Posted by: Jack Philips, Masterpiece Cake Shop, Colorado at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (HCeRP)

128 I hear the next vaccine is going to kill pedophiles and the fact-checkers are getting nervous.

Posted by: My Next Text Message at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (8u/ei)

129 Joltin Joe has NOT left and gone away ... Joe is in your pantry and in your cupcakes ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (Cus5s)

More of a pudding man. Did I tell you how I called my shot in the 78 World Series against those dastardly Right Wingers?

Posted by: Bidet, eater of paste. at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (Ojki1)

130 At least I didn't give you all any Coldplay this time!
Posted by: Doof

I fucking HATE Coldplay

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (Jponn)

131 Cold calls from telemarketers already teaches you not to trust your phone.

Note, this is something the government could shut down in a heartbeat if it wanted to.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (DpkTQ)

132 Good choice. 1984 is another, and pertinent to the topic at hand:

https://youtu.be/tPAOGQ83x0g
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Very nice!!

Hey - what happened to your K0bra hash???

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (mZUr4)

133 There are a few of these schemes being worked on.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (5p7BC)

The FBI was running one and rounded up a bunch of criminals in Australia.

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (Y5qcH)

134 AoSHQ: Influence Operator.

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (SJb3w)

135
I fucking HATE Coldplay
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (Jponn)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Zombie Josef Goebbels just jizzed his Hugo Boss pants.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (II3Gr)

137 MikeM - I appreciate your kind words.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (5p7BC)

138 Uh oh! It looks like the text you are composing contains possible extremist content and/or misinformation. Please edit your text or press send if you need counseling assistance.
Remember, we're all in this together!

Posted by: SMS at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (c9zag)

139 Volunteers will helpfully be going door-to-door to assist you with your private messages and make sure you aren't passing along disinformation. Nothing to worry about, it is for your own good.

Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (MxEKc)

140 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (arJlL)

141 @126: "Typewriter sales jumped."

You'd think the Germans of all people woulda kept and updated their Enigma machine factories in this modern future of ours.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (+WWsf)

142 If Amazon is not listening to you at all times, there is no way it can hear you say, "Hey, Alexa..."
Logic! How does it work!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (3p5uk)

I had to explain this - very slowly - to a coworker of mine (also a federal law enforcement agent at Not the FBI). He couldn't understand why I'd oppose an Alexa. I told him 1) I didn't want Amazon listening and 2) I didn't think Amazon was the only thing listening.

He said: "She's not listening until you say 'hey, Alexa.'"

I said: "How does she know you said it?"

Boom. Light bulb.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (cvNl1)

143 113 85 So...is Ace really Gandalf?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2021 01:22 PM (dfRN6)

He hasn't gone plummeting off a cliff while engaged in deadly combat with a minion of evil yet.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 01:26 PM (z5Vrg)

But the shelves plummeted when he fought them...wait, does that make Ace the Balrog?

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (Ojki1)

144 At least I didn't give you all any Coldplay this time!
Posted by: Doof

I fucking HATE Coldplay
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (Jponn)

I learned that a few weeks ago. You're not alone here!

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (mZUr4)

145 Creepy fuckers.

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (KnJdm)

146 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this busty redhead in athletic clothes is wearing a gray top:
https://is.gd/6jvP25

I would remove those athletic clothes and put her into a Jessica Rabbit dress so fast. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (2JVJo)

147 135 I fucking HATE Coldplay
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (Jponn)

You like the song "Clocks." This is known.

Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (xK9An)

148 Hey - what happened to your K0bra hash???
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (mZUr4)

That one is at home. I'm at work right now, not working.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (Ez6QX)

149

So, if some patient texts me a question like should their 6-month-old get the covid vaccination and I text back no your 6-month-old should not get the covid vaccination, am I then going to be erased for telling someone not to get the vaccine?

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (BYI1T)

150 I've said for awhile. Peer to peer encrypted messaging without the ability for anyone to intercept or "correct" are going to be necessary in the future.

There are a few of these schemes being worked on.

The "green orange" system was solid.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (8u/ei)

151 On the 70% of the public vaccinated, does 70% of the public even need it? That's not snark, I'm legitimately curious.

Not to worry...I identify as having been vaccinated hundreds of times and, as we all know, all that matters is how I feel about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (U7wke)

152 I got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (4I/2K)

153 @131: "Note, this is something the government could shut down in a heartbeat if it wanted to."

Instapundit has long recommended a nickel per call sender side surcharge for any calls accepted that aren't in your pre-approved contact whitelist.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (+WWsf)

154 There was a case in the early 10s, IIRC, where the feds turned on the mic on some mob guy's phone remotely to get audio of him they used to arrest him.
Note, the courts were fine with this. Note they had the tech to do this easily 10 years ago. Note they felt confident enough 10 years ago to let the press talk about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (DpkTQ)

155 I'll give Chris Martin a break. The poor bastard was married to Gwyneth Paltrow. He's served his sentence.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (II3Gr)

156 All the leaves are brown...
====

And the pool slide is smeared...

Posted by: Diarrhea Girl at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (Q7UBm)

157 I just got a text about the new Lego set - Fat Naked Guy on an Ottoman.

You're planning an operation against Chris Christie?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (ZGrMX)

158 The government doesn't like lies contrary to it's own lies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:32 PM (o2MD2)

159 Good thing I learned semaphore in the boy scouts.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2021 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

160 DHS is going to be needing a whole lot more staffing to keep everybody safe from disinformation. Some type of neighborhood/building information specialist to would be great.

Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2021 01:33 PM (MxEKc)

161 All the leaves are brown...
Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM

And the blog is graaaay...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2021 01:33 PM (m+jkK)

162
He said: "She's not listening until you say 'hey, Alexa.'"

I said: "How does she know you said it?"
Boom. Light bulb.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 13, 2021 01:30 PM (cvNl1)

Watched an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles the other day and it had Goldberg in it. They were looking at a house where some gun play had gone on and bodies were strewn about. The silly tech broad said "they have such and such a device that records everything that it sense is abnormal" or some shit.

Goldberg gets a quizzical look on his face and says "You mean, people voluntarily put these things in their homes?!?"

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

163 >>was married to Gwyneth Paltrow. He's served his sentence.

The Zuckerberg-Paltrow Centipede (Final Sequence)

Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (xK9An)

164 The poor bastard was married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
I'll tell you this, that Gwyneth was a good sport.

Also, tastes better then her damn candles smell.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (DpkTQ)

165 Mercola.com

Mega doses vit c; vit d3. zinc. b-complex.
Healthy weight. Easy on sugar/carbs (all viruses love sugar)
Posted by: Flyover

I am partial to listening to Dr. Mercola because he looks a lot like my late father.

You can get Quercetin over the counter or from vitamin/supplement places, or Amazon (ick).
Quercetin acts a lot like HCQ as a Zinc Ionophere. Mercola had a long video chat with Dr. Zelenko, who was one of the first to suggest HCQ. And HCQ only works with Zinc, and early on in the Covid19 infection.
You can also get veterinary Ivermectin (a lot of people use this) and the dosage directions are on Anne Barnhardt's web page.
America's Frontline Doctors can be reached, and for a $95 consult fee, telemedicine, they can and will prescribe HCQ and maybe Ivermectin.
Ivermectin is a very effective treatment AND prophylaxis for Covid19 (and some other viruses).
It is not expensive and ONE DOSE a month is prophylaxis against Covid 19.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (vcOmj)

166 Hey - what happened to your K0bra hash???
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (mZUr4)

That one is at home. I'm at work right now, not working.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (Ez6QX)

Got ya. On the hash AND the not working thing!

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (mZUr4)

167 @142: "Boom. Light bulb."

CBS's Elementary did a similar thought experiment with shotspotter systems awhile back.

Theoretically, those systems, just like smart phones, stream all audio through a temporary buffer that only captures permanent information when a specific event triggers storage.

But, obviously, that's a who watches the watchmen sorta situation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (+WWsf)

168 did zukkerburg come up with the american flag and surfboard stunt on his own??

what a poofer
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 13, 2021 01:27 PM (bTQ72)

In a company that large there has to be more than a few people who secretly love to ridicule the ambulatory tampon.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (y7DUB)

169 "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended vaccinations....."

Posted by: radar at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (3Zp/H)

170 Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (o2MD2)

171 11 Use Signal and be done with them.

Posted by: Davd at July 13, 2021 01:11 PM (NwPWC)

------

Seconded ... at least until the oligarchy nationalizes all businesses.

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (SJb3w)

172
I would remove those athletic clothes and put her into a Jessica Rabbit dress so fast. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (2JVJo)

LMMFAO.

https://tinyurl.com/8dft3knk

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

173 146 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this busty redhead in athletic clothes is wearing a gray top:
https://is.gd/6jvP25

I would remove those athletic clothes and put her into a Jessica Rabbit dress so fast. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (2JVJo)

It might take me a while to get her from athletic cloths to dress.

2, 3 whole minutes maybe.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (Ojki1)

174 If this keeps up, I'm going to start a black market mail courier business. Assured delivery without one government hand touching it.

I'll have to buy some new tires.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (Fs5vw)

175 Stasi at work in your churches.

https://tinyurl.com/wspteppw

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (KnJdm)

176 Theoretically, those systems, just like smart phones, stream all audio through a temporary buffer that only captures permanent information when a specific event triggers storage.

But, obviously, that's a who watches the watchmen sorta situation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (+WWsf)

Yup. Just like 'there is no facial recognition capability' in the new cameras they just put up in DC.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (cvNl1)

177 https://tinyurl.com/8dft3knk
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (3p5uk)

178 Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice.
Not bad looking on the outside, but the inside is a whole different story.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

179 DHS is going to be needing a whole lot more staffing to keep everybody safe from disinformation. Some type of neighborhood/building information specialist to would be great.
Posted by: Ripley

KAREN!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (/8e9W)

180 I should have said "... internationalizes all businesses."

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (SJb3w)

181 Welp, give them credit. They waited until they got a dumbed down population--including millions from shithole Third Word countries that have no problem with overarching government control--before they tried pulling this shit.

Good job, Dems.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (mR6Gs)

182 166 Hey - what happened to your K0bra hash???
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:29 PM (mZUr4)

That one is at home. I'm at work right now, not working.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (Ez6QX)

Got ya. On the hash AND the not working thing!
Posted by: Doof

Wait.
I'm supposed to be working?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (Jponn)

183 In honor of this thread, you'll find that this busty redhead in athletic clothes is wearing a gray top:
https://is.gd/6jvP25

I would remove those athletic clothes ~~and put her into a Jessica Rabbit dress so fast. . .~~
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (m+jkK)

184 Thrawn would know all about devices listening in on everything and then getting to sift through the data and pick out the "relevant" bits.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (G2zl5)

185 Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (o2MD2)

Aaaand once again, baffled by who the 'rons consider attractive.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)

186 Not bad looking on the outside, but the inside is a whole different story.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

I would like to ask my whanger for a second opinion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (o2MD2)

187 . . . --

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (4I/2K)

188 Not bad looking on the outside, but the inside is a whole different story.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

It's all pink on the inside.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (cvNl1)

189 Wait.

I'm supposed to be working?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (Jponn)

You're supposed to appear to be working so you can hang out with us.

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (KnJdm)

190 Aaaand once again, baffled by who the 'rons consider attractive.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)

---------------------------

Thin and blonde is all it takes for a surprising number of people

Posted by: radar at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (3Zp/H)

191 I'm now on an Oingo Boingo playlist. Damn good stuff that takes me back to some great times with some long lost friends.

Rick Beato should do a "What Makes This Song Great" episode on the song "Just Another Day".

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (mZUr4)

192 I would like to ask my whanger for a second opinion.
I hate you. I truly hate you. But, aww hell, reporting for duty!

Posted by: Little Xipe at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (DpkTQ)

193 165...HCQ only works with Zinc, and early on in the Covid19 infection.
...
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 13, 2021 01:34 PM (vcOmj)

Zinc opens cellular barriers for the hcq to get into the cell. As I understand it....

Good information, for the rest of it. Thanks.

Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2021 01:38 PM (Rbu5d)

194 I don't text and texts are blocked on my phone. I'm a troglodyte like that.

Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 01:38 PM (Tnijr)

195 Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods"

Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods"

Bezos: "Shit."

Never gets old...

Posted by: Hordette at July 13, 2021 01:38 PM (jYQlA)

196 Baric is a Treasonous Turd. Hi Mark! You too.

Posted by: klaftern at July 13, 2021 01:38 PM (r4sI4)

197 Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (o2MD2)

Like Ant Man in a wormhole.

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2021 01:38 PM (KnJdm)

198 178 Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice.
Not bad looking on the outside, but the inside is a whole different story.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

Her mish smells just like a candle.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 13, 2021 01:38 PM (vN+oL)

199 @170: "Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice."

Maybe, if you never had to talk with her again, but otherwise, I think she skews a little too crazy over the acceptable line on a crazy versus hotness graph.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:39 PM (+WWsf)

200 CA dreaming

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 01:40 PM (Rs1Q4)

201

My tongue is so hot, it would steam her vajayjay...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 13, 2021 01:40 PM (BYI1T)

202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 01:40 PM (vW9Vw)

203 Wait.
I'm supposed to be working?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2021 01:36 PM (Jponn)

Eh, make like you are Tic tocing. I think everyone just kind of expects that what nurse's do most of the day now.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:40 PM (Ojki1)

204 For some reason, I didn't have a problem with posting links to Dr John Campbell's You Tube videos. he wasn't on board with HCQ use, but is very pro ivermectin. And he links to the actual studies, so you can post those links without being censored.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (5HBd1)

205 @170: "Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice."

Maybe, if you never had to talk with her again, but otherwise, I think she skews a little too crazy over the acceptable line on a crazy versus hotness graph.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:39 PM (+WWsf)

She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

206 All boxy in here like a Volvo.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (JUOKG)

207 They have already done this. ATT blocked links to r/thedonald last year.

Posted by: redchief at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (Kab4E)

208 Aaaand once again, baffled by who the 'rons consider attractive.
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm with you on this one. I can't think of a time she ever did anything for me. Well in that she to the level of appeal that I would pant over her. She's not unattractive but it's more like she's just... there.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (G2zl5)

209 Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods"

Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods"

Bezos: "Shit."

Never gets old...
Posted by: Hordette

Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (/8e9W)

210 Paltrow might me the epitome of the modern leftist.

She used her good looks and connections to sleep to the top. Once she got tot he top she started fleecing less wealthy idiots out of their savings to buy overpriced crap they don't need so they can feel like they have her lifestyle.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)

211 Stasi at work in your churches.

https://tinyurl.com/wspteppw
Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2021 01:35 PM (KnJdm)

The man was a member of a Virginia-based Bible study group that Jewish Joint Terrorism Task Force special agent Jason Jankovitz decided to open up a domestic terror probe into.

Well done FBI. Well done.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (EpDzw)

212 The interesting thing about the Idaho thread is that Hillary must have been SO horrible that so many independents rejected her for "he said pussy".

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (roPuI)

213 Wait!

Is smart military blogging just another way of saying influencing?

Is Ace an influencer?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (+WWsf)

214 Bezos: "Shit."

Never gets old...
Posted by: Hordette

Snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (/8e9W)

"Would you like to apply your rewards balance of $254,307,645,613.64 to this purchase?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (6FeV1)

215 213 Wait!

Is smart military blogging just another way of saying influencing?

Is Ace an influencer?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (+WWsf)

Well, Garret did buy some crocs...

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (Ojki1)

216 Up next, the official "smell's like Ace's Taint Candle" for the low low price of $19.99.

Posted by: The Official AoS store at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (DpkTQ)

217 Is smart military blogging just another way of saying influencing?

Is Ace an influencer?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (+WWsf)

More of a mish-wrangler with a blog.

Posted by: flounder at July 13, 2021 01:44 PM (KnJdm)

218 Zinc opens cellular barriers for the hcq to get into the cell. As I understand it....

Good information, for the rest of it. Thanks.
Posted by: Flyover

No, actually that's backwards.

The HCQ (or Quercetin) helps transport Zinc into the cells. They are both Ionophores (Ion transport molecules, such as Zinc Sulfate). Zinc kills viruses because it stops certain metabolic actions that viruses need to reproduce and further the infection. Your body's cells naturally inhibit the transport of Zinc across cell membranes. Because Zinc (in excess) can also be somewhat harmful to normal cells over an extended period of time.
HCQ is generally NOT toxic (some people have had heart issues with it), but it was on the WHO's list of essential medications (as it is a prophylaxis and treatment for malaria).

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 13, 2021 01:44 PM (vcOmj)

219 @205: "Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale."

*nods slowly in agreement*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:44 PM (+WWsf)

220 I would remove those athletic clothes and put her into a Jessica Rabbit dress so fast. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:31 PM (2JVJo)

https://youtu.be/H9WZMMe3h1E

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

221 She used her good looks and connections to sleep to the top. Once she got tot he top she started fleecing less wealthy idiots out of their savings to buy overpriced crap they don't need so they can feel like they have her lifestyle.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)

Don't forget the nepotism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 01:44 PM (6FeV1)

222 Up next, the official "smell's like Ace's Taint Candle" for the low low price of $19.99.
Posted by: The Official AoS store at July 13, 2021 01:43 PM (DpkTQ)

I'll pass

Posted by: Ace's Vespa Seat at July 13, 2021 01:45 PM (mZUr4)

223 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

224 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.

Rule #1 is bullshit. They're all crazy. Its a matter of degree.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 01:45 PM (S4XGD)

225 223 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

I thought rule #1 was don't drink a lot of pickle juice.

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 01:46 PM (UuD2k)

226 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM

Rule #19, no exaggeration.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 01:46 PM (JUOKG)

227 I bought the official "smell's like Ace's Taint Candle" and I can confirm the product is as described.

Posted by: Ron DeSantis's Garbage at July 13, 2021 01:46 PM (DpkTQ)

228 Rule #1 is Lord Love A Working Man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 01:46 PM (6FeV1)

229
If you feel you need to self-censor (I do), it's because of self-preservation. Because you know that our government and and business and cultural institutions are watching you, and are waiting for you say the wrong thing, so they can make an example of your kulak, wrecker ass.

So - why in G-d's name, if you KNOW this, would you answer them honestly when they call to find out if you're the kind of terrible person who might have possibly considered dangerous ideological heterodoxies without immediately demanding the cancellation of the person who uttered them?

If one of these people called me, it would just be "fuck yeah, censorship fucking rules, I love it, I wish Oliver Darcy lived in my house to guide my every single thought with his enormous wisdom and tolerance."

I guarantee the number of people self-censoring and hating it approaches 100%.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2021 01:46 PM (7Ttpp)

230 Ace is an influencer in the same way a Vespa is a Harley.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2021 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

231 How would you know what ace's taint smells like anyway? For all I know it's Lilacs.

Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 01:47 PM (Tnijr)

232 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.

Rule #1 is bullshit. They're all crazy. Its a matter of degree.
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 01:45 PM (S4XGD)

They baseline at 4 on the 1/10 scale.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Seafoam Influencer at July 13, 2021 01:48 PM (4I/2K)

233 Rule #1 is bullshit. They're all crazy. Its a matter of degree.
I remember I can a relationship with a woman from Costa Rica at one point. I was pretty sure I found a sane one until that time she started tell me the dangers of ghosts.

Note: Not a deal breaker too hot for that

Note: Was much more crazy that came out after that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:48 PM (DpkTQ)

234 She used her good looks and connections to sleep to the top. Once she got tot he top she started fleecing less wealthy idiots out of their savings to buy overpriced crap they don't need so they can feel like they have her lifestyle.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:42 PM (DpkTQ)

Don't forget the nepotism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

She is Blythe Danner's daughter. And Blythe was a quite attractive woman when she was younger. Still is as a much older woman (is she still alive?).
Gwyneth is on the hot/crazy axis, and TOO CRAZY to mess with, even though, 20 years ago, she was younger and quite attractive.
Too crazy, too weird to mess with. She has black and blue marks all over her body from guys poking her with 10 foot poles.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 13, 2021 01:48 PM (vcOmj)

235 "Good afternoon. Have you had your Covid vaccine?"

"Sic 'em, Fido."

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

236 How would you know what ace's taint smells like anyway? For all I know it's Lilacs.
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 01:47 PM

Does fur oil come in different scents?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2021 01:48 PM (m+jkK)

237

I like this format, it's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (vW9Vw)

238 I've smelled my fair share of taints.

Posted by: Greg "Shock G" Jacobs (also known as Humpty Hump) at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (mZUr4)

239 Up next, the official "smell's like Ace's Taint Candle" for the low low price of $19.99.
Posted by: The Official AoS store

I'll rub an unflavored chap stick across mine and give it to you for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (/8e9W)

240 I like this format, it's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (vW9Vw)

Me too, honestly

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (6FeV1)

241 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

Ok that's a good idea. But hear me out. She's on your doorstep and already unbuttoning her shirt...

Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:50 PM (G2zl5)

242 Ace is an influencer in the same way a Vespa is a Harley.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2021 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

Is an electric Harley a Quasi-Moto?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2021 01:50 PM (Lnf4T)

243 Ok that's a good idea. But hear me out. She's on your doorstep and already unbuttoning her shirt...
ITS A TRAP

Posted by: Adm Akbar at July 13, 2021 01:50 PM (DpkTQ)

244 Not just Blythe Danner's, but Bruce Paltrow's daughter, and he executive produced St. Elsewhere; meaning he was behind the curtain and knee deep in the dirty business side of the industry.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:51 PM (+WWsf)

245 Ace's taint could smell like frying bacon. I still don't want to know.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 01:51 PM (mGsNn)

246 218...
Thanks for the correction, bozo conservative! Much appreciated.

Posted by: Flyover at July 13, 2021 01:51 PM (Rbu5d)

247 The only texts I send are to set up a criminal act anyways.

Unless Joe Biden wants to earn 14 dollars the hard way
I ain't worried.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 01:51 PM (8xbM3)

248 Blacksnake? Are you kidding me? In this day and age??
I'm on it!

Posted by: Kamala at July 13, 2021 01:51 PM (Tnijr)

249 Ace's taint could smell like frying bacon. I still don't want to know.
So you are saying you won't buy the official AoS pre-fried bacon either?

Posted by: The Official AoS store at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (DpkTQ)

250 Paint a swastika on a Vespa.
Now that will get them excited.

Posted by: torabora at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (k6jaz)

251 Know what else is easy on the eyes?

Me.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (jYQlA)

252 Ok that's a good idea. But hear me out. She's on your doorstep and already unbuttoning her shirt...
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:50 PM (G2zl5)

The Offspring - Self Esteem. "I know, I should say no but, it's kinda hard when she's ready to go!"

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (mZUr4)

253 I've smelled my fair share of taints.
Posted by: Greg "Shock G" Jacobs (also known as Humpty Hump) at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (mZUr4)

Because in the sixty nine, your humpty nose gotta get by the taint to tickle the rear.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

254 I bet the Costa Rica babe came here to get away from the bugs.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

255 Rule #1 is bullshit. They're all crazy. Its a matter of degree.
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 01:45 PM (S4XGD)

OK, this be pure unvarnished truth. Would still plug.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (o2MD2)

256 I remember I can a relationship with a woman from Costa Rica at one point. I was pretty sure I found a sane one until that time she started tell me the dangers of ghosts.

Note: Not a deal breaker too hot for that

Note: Was much more crazy that came out after that.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 13, 2021 01:48 PM (DpkTQ)

Ghosts are an acceptable level of crazy, provide one isn't seeing them ever 5 mins or every time the lights go out, or they are obsessed with exploring every "haunted" location they can find online.

But like you said, it is often the path to more crazy.

And women tend to put up with men's sports obsession, and as many of us who've decreased/killed that in the wake of sports going broke and look back now, is that really much crazier than ghosts? At least most ghost believers don't wear coats proclaiming their crazy.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:53 PM (Ojki1)

257 Inna stilla da nigh I heara wolfowl honey

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at July 13, 2021 01:53 PM (k1L5r)

258 "When we see deliberate efforts to spread misinformation, we view that as an impediment to the country's public health and will not shy away from calling that out."

Calling out things you disagree with is fine.

Stifling others' opinion is not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2021 01:53 PM (YqDXo)

259 The Offspring - Self Esteem. "I know, I should say no but, it's kinda hard when she's ready to go!"
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (mZUr4)

He's a cuck in that song. So then it's no.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:53 PM (G2zl5)

260

Good choice. 1984 is another, and pertinent to the topic at hand:

https://youtu.be/ejly1axjiSw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2021 01:53 PM (63Dwl)

261 Ace's taint probably smells like talcum, tacos, and buttered corn.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (Fs5vw)

262 When we see deliberate efforts to spread misinformation, we view that as an impediment to the country's public health and will not shy away from calling that out."

***

Because only one side is allowed to have "my truth"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (k1L5r)

263 I've smelled my fair share of taints.
Posted by: Greg "Shock G" Jacobs (also known as Humpty Hump) at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (mZUr4)

Because in the sixty nine, your humpty nose gotta get by the taint to tickle the rear.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

If I had to bet on a Hordeling to catch what I was throwing down, it would have been you

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)

264 https://youtu.be/H9WZMMe3h1E
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

**sighs**

I might as well just shoot myself now and have done with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (2JVJo)

265 You will think how speak how we want you to think and speak.

That is all.

Posted by: Department of Speach & Thought at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (+oR7L)

266 241 She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

Ok that's a good idea. But hear me out. She's on your doorstep and already unbuttoning her shirt...
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:50 PM (G2zl5)

And probably asking you about you vax status.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (Ojki1)

267 I've smelled my fair share of taints.
Posted by: Greg "Shock G" Jacobs (also known as Humpty Hump) at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (mZUr4)

Didn't you die of the 'Rona a few months ago?

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)

268 Hey Fraudbook.
I got ya fact checker pecker right here!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2021 01:55 PM (axyOa)

269 That Jessica Gibson-Rabbit gal is just too sweet to listen to without your eyes open. She's very....athletic looking, and I just bought a new pair of running shoes at Academy, $58 out the door and made by the 'good' commies in Vietnam.

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (0OP+5)

270 I for one welcome our Benevolent Overlords control of our text messages, and am hereby reporting all of you to the Fascist Bureau of Intimidation for extremist warning signs and multiple Lego blocks.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (oEn12)

271 Smoking out sources of opposition, just as with the door-knocking initiative. It's not enough merely to mock deplorables; they must be identified and databased.
Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 01:25 PM (xK9An)

---

Hmmm... historically, who else liked to keep documents on their enemies?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (3TihK)

272 "At the house, the FBI agents participated in discussions about the Bible and the group of friends also shot firearms together. The criminal complaint also describes plans to improve their driving skills and train together in martial arts.
.l..
Multiple agents began isolating members and trying to talk them into behavior that could be construed as a domestic terror plot.
...
Ultimately, the undercover agents got frustrated and decided to charge him for trespassing at the Capitol. In spite of this, the FBI complaint features the phrase "Molotov cocktail" over 24 times,

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (vW9Vw)

273 261 Ace's taint probably smells like talcum, tacos, and buttered corn.
--------------
My stools smell like a freshly baked muffin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (/MaDp)

274 Humpty died of COVID and a drug overdose, but mostly the drug overdose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (k1L5r)

275 Yeah, Alexa listens all the time. Perhaps it discards everything that didn't start with "Alexa."

But my phone has a mic, too. I'm sure it's off until I turn it on. Positive.

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 13, 2021 01:57 PM (HCeRP)

276 Ok that's a good idea. But hear me out. She's on your doorstep and already unbuttoning her shirt...
Posted by: Buzzion at July 13, 2021 01:50 PM (G2zl5)

And probably asking you about you vax status.
Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (Ojki1)

Fantastic - I get my five minutes - and a sure fire guarantee that she will really leave afterward. Can I assume you're going to give me the downside now ?

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 01:57 PM (S4XGD)

277 Everyone lighted up? It's still smokey in here

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2021 01:57 PM (Cxk7w)

278 Yeah, and if they ask about my vax status, well I've had all of them. Moderna, J&J, some chicken-based thing I bought off the street from a Haitian hoodoo healer, the whole magilla. Dozens of times. I vax every day. I can't get enough of that sweet, sweet antibody. In fact I'd kill to get it. If I have to drink the blood of Trump voters' kids to get it, then so be it, they asked for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2021 01:57 PM (7Ttpp)

279 Ben Had, you have mail.

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2021 01:58 PM (0OP+5)

280 Ace's taint probably smells like talcum, tacos, and buttered corn.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (Fs5vw)
.........

and burnt lasagna.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

281

Fixed it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (s2VJv)

282 @281: "Fixed it."

Nooooo!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (+WWsf)

283
If I had to bet on a Hordeling to catch what I was throwing down, it would have been you
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (mZUr4)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Aaaw...

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (dfRN6)

285 Fixed it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (s2VJv)

It wasn't broken!!

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (mZUr4)

286 These folks are terrible.

However, I hate texting. I hope they enjoy reading, "Have a good time at the baby shower. We will miss you at church. When are your niece and nephew having the baby and what are their names so that I can keep them in prayer?"

Yeah; Real explosive stuff. Lock me up now and enjoy your reading.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (k39e/)

287 Fuck.You.
War....

Posted by: wytshus at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (rnHUi)

288 282 @281: "Fixed it."

Nooooo!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 13, 2021 01:59 PM (+WWsf)
--------------

My eyes, I'm blind again.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (vW9Vw)

289 Has joe given his "historic" speech about why any changes to the bogus voting "laws" are racist and worse than the Civil war yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (Zmnko)

290 "She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.

Posted by: Doof"

This sounds like too much math to do in your head when drunk.

Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (MxEKc)

291 Fun fact about "Mad" Anthony Wayne - he is a direct ancestor of Batman

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (FWn1L)

292
She's a 1 on the 0/1 scale. But she's also a violation of Rule #1. Rule #1 negates the 0/1 scale.
Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

------

This seems dangerously close to "math."

I'm watching you, Mr. Helper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (7Ttpp)

293 multiple Lego blocks.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 13, 2021 01:56 PM (oEn12)

It's a fair cop.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (Ojki1)

294 JJ's fix has me squinting my eyes like when you walk outside of a movie theater after a matinee

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 02:01 PM (mZUr4)

295 Pro Tip - Rule Number One was created by a clever dude that wanted to stick his dick in all the crazy, so he made up the ultimate stupid self cock-blocking pseudo virtue to weed out the competition. Rule Number One is usually cited as a virtue signal - sometimes, like that same stupid line uttered first thing in the morning during a really epic hangover. Spoiler Alert - yes, you will drink again. Probably today.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (S4XGD)

296 i guess i missed the 1st amendment emanation that allows uncle sam to subcontract censorship

Posted by: x at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (oA+QO)

297 JJ's fix has me squinting my eyes like when you walk outside of a movie theater after a matinee
Posted by: Doof

Or walking out of a bar at 3PM after a "Lunch"

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (vd8XM)

298 Darn.

Normal gray boxes and white background again.....pooh.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

299 However, I hate texting. I hope they enjoy reading, "Have a good time at the baby shower. We will miss you at church. When are your niece and nephew having the baby and what are their names so that I can keep them in prayer?"

Yeah; Real explosive stuff. Lock me up now and enjoy your reading.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (k39e/)

You are now on 3 lists:
Church
Baby
Prayer

Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 13, 2021 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

300 Are any red state governments in the GCC so we can FOIA what and who the GCC is requesting being censored?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

301 Pro Tip - Rule Number One was created by a clever dude that wanted to stick his dick in all the crazy, so he made up the ultimate stupid self cock-blocking pseudo virtue to weed out the competition. Rule Number One is usually cited as a virtue signal - sometimes, like that same stupid line uttered first thing in the morning during a really epic hangover. Spoiler Alert - yes, you will drink again. Probably today.
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (S4XGD)

The big head tries to adhere to Rule #1. The little head aint got no rules and it ALWAYS overrules the big head

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

302 286 These folks are terrible.

However, I hate texting. I hope they enjoy reading, "Have a good time at the baby shower. We will miss you at church. When are your niece and nephew having the baby and what are their names so that I can keep them in prayer?"

Yeah; Real explosive stuff. Lock me up now and enjoy your reading.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (k39e/)

You're forcing your religion onto and through a private business.

Against the law! 3 years.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (Fs5vw)

303 Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (S4XGD)

Ooooookay, but I will guarantee I will never stick my dick in crazy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (k39e/)

304 You're forcing your religion onto and through a private business.

Now, bake us a LGBTQXTZ cake...STAT!

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2021 02:05 PM (vd8XM)

305 I have violated rule #1 every time I slept with a woman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 02:05 PM (o2MD2)

306 i guess i missed the 1st amendment emanation that allows uncle sam to subcontract censorship

Posted by: x at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM

You also missed the 4th amendment amendment that allows the federal government to spy on Americans if they hire a contractor and don't do it themselves.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 02:05 PM (JUOKG)

307 HCQ make all your texts begin and end with HCQ

Posted by: x at July 13, 2021 02:05 PM (oA+QO)

308 Has joe given his "historic" speech about why any changes to the bogus voting "laws" are racist and worse than the Civil war yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (Zmnko)
.........

probably still in the Green Room getting juiced up.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

309 Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (Fs5vw)

LOL. How about this one: Thursday is _______birthday (church member) in case you didn't know and would like to send her a card.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (k39e/)

310 probably still in the Green Room getting juiced up.
Posted by: wth

It's getting harder to find a vein

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (vd8XM)

311 295 Pro Tip - Rule Number One was created by a clever dude that wanted to stick his dick in all the crazy, so he made up the ultimate stupid self cock-blocking pseudo virtue to weed out the competition. Rule Number One is usually cited as a virtue signal - sometimes, like that same stupid line uttered first thing in the morning during a really epic hangover. Spoiler Alert - yes, you will drink again. Probably today.
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:02 PM (S4XGD)

Well, and then repeated by that guy sitting at the end of the bar talking how it was all going great until she threw everything he owned out a 12th story window and accused him of rape.

But if you want the crazy, have at it.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Ojki1)

312 probably still in the Green Room getting juiced up.
Posted by: wth

And wiped.

Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (arJlL)

313 The big head tries to adhere to Rule #1. The little head aint got no rules and it ALWAYS overrules the big head

Its a matter of blood flow - all us men are at our mental worst when precious hemoglobin is diverted from our brains to our cods. Simple math.

Now - consider - women have to feed those boobs 24/7/365. It explains everything.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (S4XGD)

314 Telling fungus brain he needs to go through a bunch of text messages would be a good way to keep him occupied and out of the way.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (mGsNn)

315 Ooooookay, but I will guarantee I will never stick my dick in crazy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (k39e/)
++++
I mean, you could. With certain ... artificial implements, it is more than possible. You should consider it.

Also, did I tell you that I'm crazy? Like super crazy? My sanity is even less than my integrity, that's how crazy I am!

I'll let you put two and two together.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (3p5uk)

316 I've smelled my fair share of taints.
Posted by: Greg "Shock G" Jacobs (also known as Humpty Hump) at July 13, 2021 01:49 PM (mZUr4)

Didn't you die of the 'Rona a few months ago?
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 13, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)

Ok. I'm ready to die. If Humpty Hump is dead, I want to move elsewhere.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (uxJPn)

317 Ooooookay, but I will guarantee I will never stick my dick in crazy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (k39e/)

How about mashed potatoes??

https://youtu.be/sbJ9g-GPS6Y

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (mZUr4)

318 Or walking out of a bar at 3PM after a "Lunch"
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Used to drink in a bar that closed at 6am and opened again at 7am. Breakfast across the street, whew.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (+ya+t)

319 To be clear: they are not policing speech in the online equivalent of the "public square" -- they are saying they should control private individuals' PRIVATE conversations.

HOLY SH#T did we get to tyranny fast.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2021 02:07 PM (bDqIh)

320 Ooooookay, but I will guarantee I will never stick my dick in crazy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (k39e/)

*takes a moment to consider, with a particularly long draught of iced tea*

On the list of sentences and poster IDs I expected to see today, this was not a combination that had occurred to me.

It's definitely a wild year. o.0

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (6JL3d)

321 Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Ojki1)

Buddy, I don't know if you've noticed, but rape is what she says it is and that depends on the mood she is in on whatever day she is in that mood.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (o2MD2)

322 That sidebar item on Rupert the Cuck should remove all doubt about if his dogshit network is on "our side" or not.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (y7DUB)

323 Yeah; Real explosive stuff. Lock me up now and enjoy your reading.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:00 PM (k39e/)

**

I understand what you're saying, but you have to remember that - not only do you likely have hundreds of contacts - what YOU write doesn't matter. You're one of the "hops" for the monitoring of the contacts.

(ignore that you post here and are already on who knows how many lists because of that)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - not even 3000 US COVID deaths in the last 14 days at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (k1L5r)

324 309 Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:04 PM (Fs5vw)

LOL. How about this one: Thursday is _______birthday (church member) in case you didn't know and would like to send her a card.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (k39e/)

You used "her." Did "she" tell you to use that pronoun, or are you just imposing it on them because of you religious beliefs.

Welcome to the freak show of a full armed government battle station.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (Ojki1)

325 Used to drink in a bar that closed at 6am and opened again at 7am. Breakfast across the street, whew.
Posted by: dartist

Hey! Me too. They were a large number of 3 shift factories in the area. Plus, they would cash checks.

Guys would take a beer or two out to the parking lot at 6 AM and drink until they opened again at 7.

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2021 02:09 PM (vd8XM)

326 I understand what you're saying, but you have to remember that - not only do you likely have hundreds of contacts - what YOU write doesn't matter. You're one of the "hops" for the monitoring of the contacts.

==

we've all seen the movies where the pastor is secretly helping the resistance / guerrilas

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 13, 2021 02:09 PM (oEn12)

327 Say what you will about Gwyneth Paltrow, I would still plug that with extreme prejudice.

Keep in mind she puts rocks up her hoo-ha, so if you tried to "plug that" you'd seriously injure your dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2021 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)

328 I dont care what the govies read of mine, as long as they don't share it wuth Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (axyOa)

329 HOLY SH#T did we get to tyranny fast.

**

I think they intended to do it more slowly, but Trump accidentally winning made them speed up their plans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - not even 3000 US COVID deaths in the last 14 days at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (k1L5r)

330 Posted by: Moron Robbie - not even 3000 US COVID deaths in the last 14 days at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (k1L5r)

I understand what you're saying, but I just assumed that I was already on lists. I pity the poor FBI agent who has to read my stuff. He must have to take NoDoz..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (k39e/)

331 We'll just talk in code. Harder, but it can be done. Just ask the mob. The important thing is to never give up. NEVER - f the bastards

Posted by: itsacookbook at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (yPxXc)

332 321 Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:06 PM (Ojki1)

Buddy, I don't know if you've noticed, but rape is what she says it is and that depends on the mood she is in on whatever day she is in that mood.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (o2MD2)

And "crazy" tends to change moods faster than Miklos changes socks.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (Ojki1)

333 the no no words are piling up

Posted by: HCQ Ciaramella Ivermectin Lt. Byrd Vote Fraud at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (oA+QO)

334 Keep in mind she puts rocks up her hoo-ha, so if you tried to "plug that" you'd seriously injure your dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2021 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)

Rule is, go slow with exploratory plugging until you hit bottom or obstruction. Just sensible judgement.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 02:11 PM (o2MD2)

335 Used to drink in a bar that closed at 6am and opened again at 7am.
........

Well, it was probably 5:00pm in Germany. Or something.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

336 Keep in mind she puts rocks up her hoo-ha, so if you tried to "plug that" you'd seriously injure your dick.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2021 02:09 PM (ZGrMX)

Rule is, go slow with exploratory plugging until you hit bottom or obstruction. Just sensible judgement.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 02:11 PM (o2MD2

I'm not sure why but this brings Oak Island to mind.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 02:12 PM (mGsNn)

337 We'll just talk in code. Harder, but it can be done. Just ask the mob. The important thing is to never give up. NEVER - f the bastards

Consider the possibility of this - you leave your phone at home, on top of a Roomba so it moves a bit - while you leave the house to do "whatever". In today's age of phone monitoring - might be a great alibi.

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:12 PM (S4XGD)

338 On the list of sentences and poster IDs I expected to see today, this was not a combination that had occurred to me.

It's definitely a wild year. o.0
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 13, 2021 02:08 PM (6JL3d)

Fen keeps us on our toes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2021 02:13 PM (U7wke)

339 I'm not sure why but this brings Oak Island to mind.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 02:12 PM (mGsNn)

Cue Narrator Voice:

A butt plug, on Oak Island?

Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2021 02:13 PM (5iUNf)

340 I understand what you're saying, but I just assumed that I was already on lists. I pity the poor FBI agent who has to read my stuff. He must have to take NoDoz..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:10 PM (k39e/)

Yeah, would it kill you to spice things up a bit, honey?

Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 13, 2021 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

341 Back in the 70's the local university had a program where local families could act as a local family to foreign grad students (travel was still expensive). We had an Iranian engineering student, and a neighbor family had a young Iranian couple. So for Thanksgiving, we decided to celebrate all together, thinking that the Iranians might enjoy having fellow countrymen at the table. HA! Turns out under the Shah, private speech was reported on, to the point that even immediate family members were not comfortable speaking freely among themselves. When the Iranians realized they were to have dinner with another, the couple immediately excused themselves and left, while our student explained why: they believed that he would report on what they said, and he was concerned they would report on him.

Is this where were; headed, with Big Tech censoring private conversations and FBI posting tweets encouraging people to report on their own family members for 'white nationalist' badspeak?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2021 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

342 Well, it was probably 5:00pm in Germany. Or something.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

Funf Uhr.

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 02:14 PM (Y5qcH)

343 LOL. For a little while there, I was leaving my phone at home. Then I thought "what if I need it?" So I would turn it off while taking it with me.

I have an old car that cannot rat me out even if it wanted to.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 13, 2021 02:15 PM (xopIz)

344 A butt plug, on Oak Island?
Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2021 02:13 PM (5iUNf)

A Templar butt plug, on Oak Island?

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 02:15 PM (UuD2k)

345 Consider the possibility of this - you leave your phone at home, on top of a Roomba so it moves a bit - while you leave the house to do "whatever". In today's age of phone monitoring - might be a great alibi.
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:12 PM (S4XGD)

Duck-tape it to a cat.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:16 PM (Fs5vw)

346 343 LOL. For a little while there, I was leaving my phone at home. Then I thought "what if I need it?" So I would turn it off while taking it with me.

I have an old car that cannot rat me out even if it wanted to.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 13, 2021 02:15 PM (xopIz)

About that "Turning the phone off" being sufficient...

Ever see in the movies where they pull out the sim card and then break the phone? That's not all for dramatic effect.

Posted by: Bete at July 13, 2021 02:16 PM (Ojki1)

347 >> I understand what you're saying, but you have to remember that - not only do you likely have hundreds of contacts - what YOU write doesn't matter. You're one of the "hops" for the monitoring of the contacts.

Also: it's about mapping *communication networks* and identifying leaders/key nodes within the network that can be disrupted.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2021 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

348
we've all seen the movies where the pastor is secretly helping the resistance / guerrilas
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 13, 2021 02:09 PM (oEn12)

Or the other way around; see Timişoara in '89.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2021 02:17 PM (7Ttpp)

349 A Templar butt plug, on Oak Island?

See these markings ? It's an ancient dialect - translating roughly to "Under here, treasure awaits": Bring in the drill !!!

Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:17 PM (S4XGD)

350 You used "her." Did "she" tell you to use that pronoun, or are you just imposing it on them because of you religious beliefs.

Welcome to the freak show of a full armed government battle station.

Yes; It's pretty freaky.

I have some colleagues in their late 30's who put pronouns on their info when they get on Zoom. Gee, you have a a full beard, (the one that goes on your chin) you have a wife and four kids and you're about 6'2.I think I could have figured out that you go by "He" and "His." Or Your name is a feminine one and had a baby which is now about 2. He's playing in the room with you. You really didn't need to tell me your gender. Sigh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2021 02:17 PM (k39e/)

351 Used to drink in a bar that closed at 6am and opened again at 7am. Breakfast across the street, whew.

Posted by: dartist

Our VFW used to open at 7am Tuesday through Saturday. There were a couple of factories nearby that had three shifts. According to people who were there people were lined up two deep at the bar at 0700.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 02:18 PM (JUOKG)

352 345 Consider the possibility of this - you leave your phone at home, on top of a Roomba so it moves a bit - while you leave the house to do "whatever". In today's age of phone monitoring - might be a great alibi.
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:12 PM (S4XGD)

Duck-tape it to a cat.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:16 PM (Fs5vw)

Yes do that. There is no way I'd use that to make sure you are the DOJ's person of interest number one. No way would I toy with a living being like that, and just bat you around for my amusement. Remember the laser pointer...I do.

Posted by: A Cat at July 13, 2021 02:18 PM (Ojki1)

353 >>So I would turn it off while taking it with me.

Dude, it's still tracking everything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s8ZG6HuLrU

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2021 02:20 PM (bDqIh)

354 I have some colleagues in their late 30's who put pronouns on their info when they get on Zoom.

My pronouns are "If you have to ask, lose my contact info"/"See previous entry".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2021 02:20 PM (U7wke)

355 The Templars couldn't stomach the local cuisine.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

356 Every single person on this site should text another person on this site or a like minded person and say "I just don't like Joe Biden, I LOVE Joe Biden."

Posted by: Jane Galt at July 13, 2021 02:20 PM (b57kA)

357 This right in the Bill of Rights under First Amendment subsection 4 part 6: Censoring any and all viewpoints that totalitarians in the government do not agree with.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2021 02:20 PM (w5raC)

358
Is this where were; headed, with Big Tech censoring private conversations and FBI posting tweets encouraging people to report on their own family members for 'white nationalist' badspeak?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2021 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

We're already there to an extent. Just takes one family member to think you're too off the wall to own a firearm.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (Fs5vw)

359 We'll just talk in code. Harder, but it can be done. Just ask the mob. The important thing is to never give up. NEVER - f the bastards

There is an oak plug on Butt Island.
Repeat
There is an oak plug on Butt Island.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (axyOa)

360 Our VFW used to open at 7am Tuesday through Saturday. There were a couple of factories nearby that had three shifts. According to people who were there people were lined up two deep at the bar at 0700.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Did that in 82 and then went to high school. (Senior year. Drinking age was 18. I got off from work)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (/8e9W)

361 Used to drink in a bar that closed at 6am and opened again at 7am. Breakfast across the street, whew.

I used to drink at a bar which closed at 2am and opened at 5am.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (jOcSX)

362 2/3 censor themselves?

I guess that's because the culture is domineeringly conservative and all the leftists are afraid of being canceled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting a war of tomorrow, today! at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (SHoE2)

363 So...are we going to Plan B: a coded form of language to sidestep this communist American government?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (O+I8R)

364 So...are we going to Plan B: a coded form of language to sidestep this communist American government?
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (O+I8R)

-------

That would be a *terrible thing to do.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2021 02:22 PM (7Ttpp)

365 They're gonna be pretty bored with my travels... Costco and grocery stores...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2021 02:22 PM (Zmnko)

366 I still get DoD text alerts on my phone. A year after I retired. I wonder... what does Bob from NSA think about that?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2021 02:22 PM (BFigT)

367 This reminds me of that Arrested Development episode where the Feds had pictures of that guy's balls and thought they were pictures of the desert in Iraq.

And then the lawyer, played by the Fonz, see the pictures he says, "these are balls".

Posted by: sniffybigoe at July 13, 2021 02:22 PM (UuD2k)

368 So...are we going to Plan B: a coded form of language to sidestep this communist American government?
Posted by: Lady in Black

I don't know. Pissing matches have broken out on AoS because someone doesn't understand English...or the Hordes version of it

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2021 02:22 PM (vd8XM)

369 NOOD - Megyn Kelly.

Calm down

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2021 02:23 PM (mZUr4)

370 >>*takes a moment to consider, with a particularly long draught of iced tea*

On the list of sentences and poster IDs I expected to see today, this was not a combination that had occurred to me.

Right? If she uses the one about "rolling her in flour. . ." then it's a call for help!

I kid, Fen! As a fellow 'ette there are certain guy things said here so often...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2021 02:23 PM (bDqIh)

371 363 So...are we going to Plan B: a coded form of language to sidestep this communist American government?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (O+I8R)

-----

WhigLatin.

Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2021 02:23 PM (SJb3w)

372 So...are we going to Plan B: a coded form of language to sidestep this communist American government?
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (O+I8R)
........

We'll need to learn Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 02:24 PM (v0R5T)

373 So...are we going to Plan B: a coded form of language to sidestep this communist American government?
Posted by: Lady in Black

The balls are shorn. Repeat: The balls are shorn.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 02:24 PM (/8e9W)

374
We're already there to an extent. Just takes one family member to think you're too off the wall to own a firearm.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:21 PM (Fs5vw)

When they passed a red flag law here, I finished the process of extricating my Leftist family from my shit. I can only hope they forget about me and my dangerous ideological heterodoxies when they're popping their pills, drinking their wine, and raging out in service of their strange gods.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2021 02:24 PM (7Ttpp)

375 Pretty sure that this is what by "Enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC" in those silly oaths of office.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 13, 2021 02:24 PM (w5raC)

376
Our VFW used to open at 7am Tuesday through Saturday. There were a couple of factories nearby that had three shifts. According to people who were there people were lined up two deep at the bar at 0700.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 02:18 PM (JUOKG)

Back bars in Las Vegas casinos. Full of off duty night shift at 7am. A lot of fun actually.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:25 PM (Fs5vw)

377 See these markings ? It's an ancient dialect - translating roughly to "Under here, treasure awaits": Bring in the drill !!!
Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 13, 2021 02:17 PM (S4XGD)

Butt Plug? No, a Bobby Dazzler!

Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2021 02:26 PM (5iUNf)

378 We'll need to learn Esperanto.
Posted by: wth at July 13, 2021 02:24 PM (v0R5T)

Click language.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 02:28 PM (Fs5vw)

379 Lead Story is also the same outfit that "debunked" the claims of GA vote fraud that all other media then cited.

It's literally a propaganda laundry mat for globalists to plant "news" stories

Posted by: Mrm88 at July 13, 2021 02:28 PM (tV9IC)

380 WhigLatin.
Posted by: ShainS at July 13, 2021 02:23 PM (SJb3w)

Whig-I'm-ay whig-in-ay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 02:32 PM (6FeV1)

381 I just set up a repeating text, twice a day, to everyone in my family.

At 7:00 AM it says "Wake up! Trump Won! Covid was a Scam! And the Vaccine makes your penis fall off, that's why there's so many trannies now! Hi FBI!

At 8:30 PM it says "Go to sleep! Dream of a world where a plagiarizing jackass and the Dr who spent forty years claiming you were just as likely to get AIDS from bad potato salad as from gay sex wants to give you a shot that will make your penis fall off was just a joke, and not what really happened when they stole the election! Hi FBI!"

I give it three days before the FBI or one of my kids shoot me in the street.

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at July 13, 2021 03:41 PM (Jpg9a)

382 Wouldn't it be so much easier for the gummint to forego all the door-to-door crap and just put the thumbscrews on the doctors to access their files? That is where we are headed, anyway.....

Posted by: TXMarko at July 13, 2021 03:51 PM (Sba8N)

383 You would think they could use some of those fact checkers for Beijing Bidens speeches and Circle back Psaki's daily propaganda sessions.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 13, 2021 04:07 PM (cCxiu)

384 Flashback to May:
...Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai publicized court documents that prove the U.S. Government entered into a formal agreement with Big Tech to censor speech they did not agree with.

Gee, I wonder where this originated.

Flashback to Oct 2019, Bill Gates Event 201, Recommendation #7:

"Governments and the private sector should assign a greater priority to developing methods to combat mis- and disinformation prior to the next pandemic response. Governments will need to partner with traditional and social media companies to research and develop nimble approaches to countering misinformation. ... For their part, media companies should commit to ensuring that authoritative messages are prioritized and that false messages are suppressed including though the use of technology."

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at July 13, 2021 04:19 PM (Do5/p)

385 Signal, secure messaging app..

Posted by: Heresolong at July 13, 2021 08:51 PM (spsWF)

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