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Into The Valley Of Death Rode The ONT

Happy Thursday everyone? Y'know, I wake in the morning and I step outside, I take a deep breath and I get real high, I scream at the top of my lungs “This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Am I right? Am I wrong? My God! What have I done?”


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ONT Question Of The Day


Last week I wrote about our Independence Day plans. Well, we followed them. We went to Weatherford, Tx for the festivities. Texas Clearwater Revival were pretty good, even if they didn't play Who'll Stop The Rain, and they played an upbeat version of Lodi, if you can imagine such a thing. Blue Öyster Cult put on a great show, they played from a bandstand in Heritage Park, which allowed people to get really, really close to the band. It's hard to believe that these guys have been doing this for as long as I've been alive. What was really strange was what happened early on in the concert. A couple of songs in, they're doing the usual in-between songs chatter, “this is from our latest album, this is an old favorite”, etc when Buck Dharma said “Oh, and a special shout out to Weird Dave”.

Wait, what?

Frankly, that was pretty damn cool, but I hadn't even known about the concert until last Friday, and the only place I talked about it was here, so the question of the day is: Does Blue Öyster Cult read the ONT? If so, thanks for the shout out guys, y'all rock! And the fireworks afterwards were great too.

Fanfic

So, what comes to mind when I say the word Fanfic? Badly written Mary Sue tales? Harry Potter slash? All those are part of it, I'm sure, but there are some stories written by people who have talent and simply love a particular subject. Those can be worth reading. Like this:

The Metropolitan Man


It's the Superman story, but the author tries as hard as he can to imagine what it would be like if Superman had appeared in the real world in the 30s, as opposed to the comic book world that he inhabits. I suppose it's long enough to be considered a novella, if not a short novel, but it is really well written and I think the author does a really good job of sticking to the premise. It's worth a read if you are interested in that kind of stuff, and although I don't like the ending, it was completely consistent with the rest of the story. Worth your time.

Skater Girlz Interlude

Both of these ladies are quite talented, much more than I was back when I skated many moons ago. I particularly like the second clip, not just because French braids are smokin' hot, but I love her joie de vivre as she hops out of her recovery flip on her tip toes. That there is someone who is sucking the marrow out of the bones of life.


Pizza Time

We had pizza for dinner tonight. One of Little's friends recently started working at a pizza joint, so we went out to sample his wares. He did a good job, even if he forgot one of the toppings. However, if you order pizza in, beware, because the pizza delivery driver sees all.


Shocking


Court rules education institute can use electric shock device on special-needs students

What I think the court ruled was that it was beyond the power of the FDA to regulate. While normally I would celebrate such a ruling, anything that reigns in the tentacles of the Leviathan regulatory state is a good thing, the details of this particular case are horrifying. I initially thought that what they were talking about was shocks used in medical treatments, which sounds bad but may not be (I am not a doc, but I know there are some legitimate treatments involving electricity), but it turns out that no, these were used as punishment. Michael the Texan dug up some more info that he shared on Twitter:

Now, with all appropriate caveats about the evils of the regulatory state, how is that not something that the government should be preventing? If these people are involuntarily detained, how is it not a clear violation of the Eighth Amendment?


Congratulations Are In Order


The ONT has learned that Village Idiot's Apprentice's son has just been promoted to Petty Officer 2nd Class in the US Navy. Congrats VIA! And to your son too!

Scam

I am sure that most of you have received a text like this at one time or another:

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Like me, I am sure most of you roll your eyes, block the number and ignore it. But some people don't, and that's why they work. He's an interesting video about the whole process, and some ingenious revenge.

Mark Rober's entire YouTube channel is worth a look. The guy is a brilliant engineer, and has quite the flair for applying it in an entertaining way. His squirrel ninja warrior video is a scream.


Media Bias In Action


Ohio Allows Doctors to Deny LGBTQ Health Care on Moral Grounds

The bill does nothing of the sort. What it allows medical professionals to do is to refuse to participate in sex change procedures if they feel that, as a matter of conscience, such procedures are wrong. They can not refuse to treat an injured person because of their orientation, or to treat them for other health issues. But look how it's phrased: “ deny care to LGBTQ patients”. And further on in the article:

a medical provider could refuse to prescribe PrEP to an LGBTQ patient looking to reduce their risk of contracting HIV, or refuse to provide gender-affirming care to trans and nonbinary patients, or puberty blockers to transgender minors.

“Gender-affirming care”. It's nothing of the sort. It's gender denial care, in fact it's mutilating a mentally ill person to legitimize their delusions instead of treating their mental illness. I'm sure 40% of the people who've had that surgery would agree with me, but we can't ask them because they are dead by their own hand. I think this is a tragedy of the highest order, but I guess I just care more about the actual lives and mental health of the people involved than LGBTQRSTUV%@Z activists do.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by camping:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:00 PM (Ojki1)

2

Fyrstur!

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 09:00 PM (sHFNi)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at July 08, 2021 09:00 PM (OdKIp)

4 Called the corgis

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:00 PM (Ojki1)

5 Dagnabbit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

6 Was worried this would get willowed because it is actually an interesting video:

Remarkably interesting video. A guy cuts open and examines WWII issue combat boots.

https://tinyurl.com/p8yueexm

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:01 PM (csEWM)

7 Perhaps it is just my lack of research but I don't think I've seen this type of interior decoration in any of Martha Stewart's body of work.

I could be wrong though.

Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)

8 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: jeet at July 08, 2021 09:02 PM (g741k)

9 LOL.at that top pic Weird Dave
love it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabbyt stabby stabamillion at July 08, 2021 09:02 PM (oEn12)

10 Evening!

Posted by: A lotta nerve at July 08, 2021 09:02 PM (JdcHc)

11 th

Posted by: jeet at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (g741k)

12 Paul was exercising call options to acquire 4,000 shares of Alphabet, the parent company of Google, at a strike price of $1,200. The trade netted him a $4.8 million gain, and its risen to $5.3 million since then as the shares have jumped, according to Bloomberg.

Paul known to fuck Pelosi.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (yrol0)

13 Evening, Horde...How goes it? Kaylee, the calico kitty cat says "Hello!"

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (K5n5d)

14 Fanfic

So, what comes to mind when I say the word Fanfic? Badly written Mary Sue tales? Harry Potter slash? All those are part of it, I'm sure, but there are some stories written by people who have talent and simply love a particular subject. Those can be worth reading.

Kirk/Spock. *shudder* I never should have looked at my Mom's Zines when I was 13...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (csEWM)

15 oh Weird Dave, your email is at g mail, right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabbyt stabby stabamillion at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (oEn12)

16 Maybe there's more than one guy named Dave who people think is weird?

Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (iz6eW)

17 Yes, vmom.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 08, 2021 09:04 PM (KJfcK)

18 Nice DRT story:

https://tinyurl.com/f3k765fk

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2021 09:05 PM (yrol0)

19 In by 20

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2021 09:05 PM (x8OrB)

20 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2021 09:03 PM (yrol0)

Dude, there are a lot of Pauls out there...
just sayin'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

21 Coconut crabs, or spiders that have been hitting the weights?

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2021 09:05 PM (ZsR3z)

22 And one thinks she can get in on the beginning...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:06 PM (wAcdS)

23 The "Judge Rotenberg Educational Center" is evil. Start by reading the wiki, which is probably biased as hell but still paints a bad picture. Hell, just read up on how they got the name. Not surprised that the black robed tyrants of DC put their stamp of approval on this barbarity.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 09:06 PM (DXFDM)

24 Two in the top 20, so I can sleep well tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

25 >The Canton, Mass., center praised the ruling, saying, "With the treatment, these residents can continue to participate in enriching experiences."

Straight outta Aperture Science, yo.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 09:07 PM (DXFDM)

26 ho lee fook

Joe be brain dead

https://tinyurl.com/55t9wzrx

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2021 09:07 PM (yrol0)

27 And one thinks she can get in on the beginning...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:06 PM (wAcdS)


COMM, you are not obsessed enough...

yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)

28 You know I really wanted to be either Charlie Joiner or Fred Biletnikoff growing up....

Oddly I was neither, but under the new and improved "gender alignment" theory I should have demanded that the NFL accommodate my "dreams*."

*delusions

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:07 PM (Lzpvj)

29 17 Yes, vmom.
Posted by: Weirddave

danke

Posted by: vmom stabby stabbyt stabby stabamillion at July 08, 2021 09:07 PM (oEn12)

30 Dude, there are a lot of Pauls out there...
just sayin'!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

But only 1 has to fuck Nancy Pelosi for $$$$

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2021 09:08 PM (yrol0)

31 Camping. Can you roast those?

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2021 09:08 PM (l0Lgi)

32 The bill does nothing of the sort. What it allows medical professionals to do is to refuse to participate in sex change procedures if they feel that, as a matter of conscience, such procedures are wrong. They can not refuse to treat an injured person because of their orientation, or to treat them for other health issues. But look how it's phrased: " deny care to LGBTQ patients". And further on in the article:
---

Called it when I saw it this afternoon. The media are monster and deserve every demon in Hell's eternal attention.

And since Trans is a thing, everyone put into treatment for anorexia, bulimia or for thinking they are Napoleon should be able to sue like the wind, as their genders were discriminated against.

Want to play the woke game Doctors? You can go broke as well.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:08 PM (Ojki1)

33 ONT WTF

I so wish I could do these...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:08 PM (wAcdS)

34 Those crabs are fkn creepy. Like campfire with Aliens night.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2021 09:08 PM (x8OrB)

35 Camping. Can you roast those?
Posted by: t-bird

Certainly!

Whether or not they are edible is another question entirely.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:09 PM (mD/uy)

36 Yay, ONT!

Be back in a bit, troubleshooting a radio.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 08, 2021 09:09 PM (SchxB)

37 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2021 09:05 PM (yrol0)

Interesting we hear this immediately, but when it comes to Ashli Babbitt, zzzzz!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

38 Skater girl #1 is amazing. She doesn't put her arms out to her sides to maximize control over her rotational inertia because she doesn't need to. Her mind and body and her place in time and space are all one. Extraordinary.


The last picture needs lots of clarified butter.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:10 PM (6Phnr)

39 24 Two in the top 20, so I can sleep well tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

Two in the 20, one in the 30?



I apologize Lord, that was shameful...

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:10 PM (Ojki1)

40 CH
darling I'm sure you understand estimate this girl....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:10 PM (wAcdS)

41 A lot of soul-stealing going on in those clips, but I do surrender mine gladly...

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2021 09:11 PM (l0Lgi)

42 Pretty sure that is not the first time a couple has gone camping and discovered crabs are present.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:12 PM (Ojki1)

43 CH
darling I'm sure you understand estimate this girl....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:10 PM (wAcdS)


{{{COMM}}} I certainly hope I do NOT, and NEVER, underestimate you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:12 PM (hOUT3)

44 Fanfic is an interesting style of writing. As with most things, it follows Sturgeon's Law in that 90% of it is crap (more like 95%). But there are hidden gems buried deep within it. A lot of the Star Wars expanded universe novels were basically professional fan fiction, after all. Some of them were even pretty decent.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:12 PM (K5n5d)

45 When with Mrs IMG and she is shopping the girly stores and we see the "Live, Laugh, Love" signs, I use my squad leader voice to growl, "Lie, Cry, Die!". Gets a chuckle every time.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 08, 2021 09:13 PM (8C7+r)

46 There supposed to be a good HP fanfic where Aunt Petunia married a engineer instead of the sloth she ended up with. The end result is Harry is raised with a lot more analytical thinking, ends up in Ravenclaw at Hogwarts and basically handles the threat of Voldemort a lot easier/simpler.
On different note...finally getting range time in this weekend.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:13 PM (Kab4E)

47 I don't know what those things are but I don't want them anywhere near me. Yuk.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2021 09:13 PM (nxdel)

48 Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:10 PM (Ojki1)

And four in the fifty...
It has been a good day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

49 Oh...in case you didnt know...50 Shades of Gray started as Twilight fanfic.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (Kab4E)

50 Congrats on the BOC shout out, WD... someone here must know how it happened?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (qIQLc) at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (qIQLc)

51 48 Oops, five in the 50!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

52 Hey WeirdDave! You be all famous and all. I wonder who was playing bass with BOC. They had Kasim Sulton from Utopia with them for a while a few years back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (HaL55)

53 I used to mess around with the coil from my Dad's Model T. That thing will lock you joints up and ypu cannot turn it loose or get away from it. It is incredibly painful. I want to hook that thing upnto the kid's teacher and turn it on. Then beat the shit out of that teacher.

Get your kids out if the evil that is public school.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (VcFUs)

54 42 Pretty sure that is not the first time a couple has gone camping and discovered crabs are present.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:12 PM (Ojki1)

*snicker*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:15 PM (csEWM)

55 40 and the stupid auto crap 'under estimate '.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:16 PM (wAcdS)

56 38 Skater girl #1 is amazing. She doesn't put her arms out to her sides to maximize control over her rotational inertia because she doesn't need to. Her mind and body and her place in time and space are all one. Extraordinary.

And #2 is able to use her other athletic skills to prevent herself from eating cement.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:16 PM (vMCab)

57 Uh oh.

Weird Dave just got Blue Oyster Cult cancelled for reading far right wing fanatical blogs that espouse white nationalism.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 09:16 PM (YA914)

58 Aetius451AD
We have one 'ette here that published a Kirk/Spock story. And more.

And her kids never found out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 08, 2021 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

59 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by camping:

==


I don't know what those 6 legged things are, but they are not attractive.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:17 PM (V13WU)

60 50 Congrats on the BOC shout out, WD... someone here must know how it happened?
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (qIQLc) at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (qIQLc)



One of the members reads the blog and has met ace and appeared on the podcast once.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:17 PM (vMCab)

61 ECT has a therapeutic use but with a child applied by some random, "Teacher", that's bullshit. It's a torture and intimidation device as used by that so called school.
Just wait until the teacher's union starts to agitate for their own version.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (FtJ1S)

62 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (VxC1e)

63 Oh...in case you didnt know...50 Shades of Gray started as Twilight fanfic.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (Kab4E)

I feel like I was more informed when I didn't know that.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (Sq5xa)

64 Those look about the size of the green crabs that Orion babe had.

Posted by: James T Kirk at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (iz6eW)

65 The end result is Harry is raised with a lot more analytical thinking

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. I read it for a while; it was fascinating. But once I got caught up, the delay between episodes got me out of the habit of reading it, and the site didn’t at the time (and may still not, for all I know) have an RSS feed for subscriptions.

I thought some of it was overdone—as I recall there’s a sort of assumption about how magic works that doesn’t have to be true. And it potentially was heading for a very dark conclusion, probably the magical equivalent of the atomic bomb. But it was definitely interesting. And as much a comment on Hollywood and modern entertainment tastes as a comment on rationality.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (CX3cf)

66 RPG lit is the rage now. Much of it bad some decent but I think the better ones would be even better if they ditched the limitations of the form they chose and just write. Or maybe those limitations are what guide them into growth. I wouldn't know I suck at writing.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (6Phnr)

67 55 40 and the stupid auto crap 'under estimate '.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:16 PM (wAcdS)



Child, you are forgiven!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

68 Their was a reason we loved roller derby

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (Xih1H)

69 40 and the stupid auto crap 'under estimate '.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:16 PM (wAcdS)

Could have been worse, I'm sure. I don't know how it could have been worse, but it could have been.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (Sq5xa)

70 Holy fuck. Just got into it with a neighbor


Convo was good. Somehow turned to Jews and Israel.

My parting comment was "the Pali's can go fuck themselves,"

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (vBO1h)

71 There supposed to be a good HP fanfic where Aunt Petunia married a engineer instead of the sloth she ended up with.

I enjoyed that one an awful lot. It was posted here ...searches...
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
https://www.hpmor.com/

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (pbStR)

72 49 Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (Kab4E)

What about 50 Shades of Gabe?

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (Lzpvj)

73 WeirdDave, it's OK, you'll get used to living in Texas pretty soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (fZSIF)

74 65 The end result is Harry is raised with a lot more analytical thinking

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (CX3cf)


Thanks...I couldnt remember that name.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:20 PM (Kab4E)

75 Weird Dave, you are a rock star. Blue Oyster Cult calling you out --- outstanding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 08, 2021 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

76 All roads lead to The Talking Heads.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (EiPf6)

77 66 Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (6Phnr)

I am kind of bothered the Greyhawk setting is dead.

I also think good compelling street level superhero fiction is hard to find.

I have been considering penning a story about a crime fighting journalist named "Bludgeon."

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)

78 62 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (VxC1e)


So Sandy, are you coming to the TxMoMee, me and my friends want to know!

Posted by: Conor at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

79 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (YGF2X)

80 It's getting behind the wheel of the large automobile that scares me ...

Posted by: Adriane the Muttering Women Critic ... at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (okV1R)

81 Skater girl #1 is amazing. She doesn't put her arms out to her sides to maximize control over her rotational inertia because she doesn't need to. Her mind and body and her place in time and space are all one. Extraordinary.

And #2 is able to use her other athletic skills to prevent herself from eating cement.
Posted by: buzzion

Will she still be able to do it went her books come in?

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (Xih1H)

82 70 Holy fuck. Just got into it with a neighbor
Convo was good. Somehow turned to Jews and Israel.
My parting comment was "the Pali's can go fuck themselves,"
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (vBO1h)


Palestine didn't exist until Hadrian renamed the province because the Jews kept being annoying. There was no such thing as a "Palestinian people" until the 20th century.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (vMCab)

83 Thanks… I couldn’t remember that name.

I had completely forgotten it until you mentioned it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (CX3cf)

84 The Paolo, knows from shouting out of his name. A lot, molto, molto.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (V13WU)

85 Anyone knows that one needs at least a GED to safely administer electro-shock therapy to children.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (VxC1e)

86 72 49 Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (Kab4E)

What about 50 Shades of Gabe?

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (Lzpvj)

WTF kind of rabbit hole am I going to go down here?

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (Kab4E)

87 70 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (vBO1h)

Talking to an Israel hater is a lot like talking to your dead dog.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (Lzpvj)

88 You know how you start a collection and people overwhelm you with your item?
I know someone with WAY too many of the "Live, Laugh, Love" signs, so I love the top pic.

The shout-out must have been gratifying. You deserve it...

Posted by: Sal at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (Uu3D6)

89 I just watched a commercial for the new nostalgic show on ABC, the re-boot of "The Wonder Years". Or, as I put it, "The Wonder Years, BUT BLACK".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (2RBkF)

90 Damn it, you guys! I so love it here!
And you, CH! Awesomely (mostly) the fantastically the best ever guy...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (wAcdS)

91 Who rawks? Nurse rawks!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (fONFM)

92 61 ECT has a therapeutic use but with a child applied by some random, "Teacher", that's bullshit. It's a torture and intimidation device as used by that so called school.
Just wait until the teacher's union starts to agitate for their own version.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (FtJ1S)

ECT has a use, but also a lot of really bad potential side effects, which is why doctors use it very sparingly, and as almost a last resort. I know a few people who've had it. Hospital time was involved for both of them to watch for some of those side effects afterward. Some monkey with a teaching degree and a Die Hard battery should be on trial for torture for using it.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)

93 All roads lead to The Talking Heads.
Posted by: Funsize

We're on the road to nowhere. . .

https://youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (mD/uy)

94 86 Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (Kab4E)

a very old one best left unexplored....

I'll give you the punchline- 49 of them are brown.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (Lzpvj)

95 My parting comment was "the Pali's can go fuck themselves,"
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (vBO1h)


nurse, I hope you left on good terms, but if you didn't, you do not need that neighbor in your circle of associates!

Posted by: Conor at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

96 The "Judge Rotenberg Educational Center" is evil. Start by reading the wiki, which is probably biased as hell but still paints a bad picture. Hell, just read up on how they got the name. Not surprised that the black robed tyrants of DC put their stamp of approval on this barbarity.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 09:06 PM (DXFDM)

It does not "look" good, but perhaps this use of electroshock as behavior modification therapy is a last resort for dealing with intractably violent kids?

We all love dogs, but I don't think everybody here is opposed to to judicious use of shock collars to quell excessive barking, or to keep out pets on the property when used in conjunction with an "invisible fence".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (M0Xpp)

97 I am kind of bothered the Greyhawk setting is dead.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)

I heard they're removing racial bonuses? Add DD to another thing killed by SJWs.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:24 PM (Kab4E)

98 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by camping:

I had the crabs once.

haven't been camping with that girl since.

Posted by: Indoor Miklos at July 08, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

99 72 49 Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:14 PM (Kab4E)

What about 50 Shades of Gabe?
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (Lzpvj)

And its follow up, Chutes and Slippery Slides.

(self censors adjective before Chutes)

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Ojki1)

100 97 Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:24 PM (Kab4E)

They are removing racial bonuses and adding in about 983 sexual dispositions....

I don't even recognize the game anymore.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Lzpvj)

101 Wait, wasn't Twilight some other series' fanfic?

Like Russian nesting dolls...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (csEWM)

102 89 I just watched a commercial for the new nostalgic show on ABC, the re-boot of "The Wonder Years". Or, as I put it, "The Wonder Years, BUT BLACK".
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (2RBkF)

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Those days were...

DY-NO-MITE!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (VxC1e)

103

I shouldn't be surprised if any number of notables read teh HQ...

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (sHFNi)

104 I just watched a commercial for the new nostalgic show on ABC, the re-boot of "The Wonder Years". Or, as I put it, "The Wonder Years, BUT BLACK".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (2RBkF)

So Everybody Hates Chris

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Sq5xa)

105 99 Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Ojki1)


I have seen the future as if in a dream, I have seen the future....and it was a glorious truck.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Lzpvj)

106 23 The "Judge Rotenberg Educational Center" is evil. Start by reading the wiki, which is probably biased as hell but still paints a bad picture.

==
*reads wiki*
*barfs*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabbyt stabby stabamillion at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (oEn12)

107 The True Identity of the so-called Palestinians

http://www.imninalu.net/myths-pals.htm

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (vMCab)

108 78 62 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at July 08, 2021 09:18 PM (VxC1e)

So Sandy, are you coming to the TxMoMee, me and my friends want to know!
Posted by: Conor at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

I know this game, Guess whose coming to Dinner, right?

Posted by: Obumbles what got millions less votes than Bidet at July 08, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)

109 Stephen Price Blair, your comment re election reform on last thread was very good, nailed the essence of the issue.

It's not unique to election law, of course. The essence of a lawless system, outside anarchy or Somalia '93, is lack of good faith in execution of the laws. Soviet constitution and its comprehensive protection of civil rights, etc etc - words mean nothing by themselves.

And one of the most damning, revealing, and discouraging things since November is the clearly genuine lack of outrage or passion among almost any GOP elected types, at any level, but especially in the key states where it mattered. Dave in Fla has referred to reform efforts. OH and FL seem to have actually done it. I think odds of PA or MI doing it are de minimis. WI, not high. NV, zero, unless something changes.

So there is the dubious prospect of even nominal reform. On top of that, the problem you note of making sure such reform actually defines the future process.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 09:26 PM (OTzUX)

110 100 They are removing racial bonuses and adding in about 983 sexual dispositions....

I don't even recognize the game anymore.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Lzpvj)

I wanted to get back into playing RPGs. Count DD out then.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (Kab4E)

111 Talking to an Israel hater is a lot like talking to your dead dog.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (Lzpvj)


Personally, I would not insult my dead dog by talking to an Israel hater in his presence!

Posted by: Conor at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

112 haven't been camping with that girl since.
Posted by: Indoor Miklos at July 08, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)


you need better beach freinds

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)

113 I am kind of bothered the Greyhawk setting is dead.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)
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I never cared much for the Greyhawk setting. My preferences (in order) from most favorite to least are: Planescape, Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms, Dragonlance, Dark Sun, Spelljammer, and Greyhawk way down at the bottom of the list.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)

114 101 Wait, wasn't Twilight some other series' fanfic?

Like Russian nesting dolls...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (csEWM)


Well if you consider someone making vampires sparkle in sunlight being a fanfic then yeah.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (vMCab)

115 ECT has a use, but also a lot of really bad
potential side effects, which is why doctors use it very sparingly, and
as almost a last resort. I know a few people who've had it. Hospital
time was involved for both of them to watch for some of those side
effects afterward. Some monkey with a teaching degree and a Die Hard
battery should be on trial for torture for using it.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)


As a teaching tool it has taught a lot of South Americans who thought liberty was important that they needed to be more circumspect as to how they criticized "their" government.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (ySM85)

116 Sk8r gurls? Good seats still available RI95171 ring side at the Olympic! L A T-Birds vs Oakland Bombers!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:28 PM (fONFM)

117 I shouldn't be surprised if any number of notables read teh HQ...
Posted by: Zettai

*adjusts both monocles and cravat*

Posted by: Sir Miklos Miskos-Miklos, 1st baronet Miklos at July 08, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

118 Ever wanted to know what it might be like to be an Israeli living in Iran? Welcome to right now.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:28 PM (Sq5xa)

119 Aop, we use an E-collar for our gsd. Its a "mini-educator" and has teeny increments. Youcan also just use vibrate. We use it to break up behavior patterns that lead to worse behavior. He stares and starts to get all huffy at the existence of something terrifying, say, a cat. Or squirrel. The small buzz of a redirect brings him back closer to earth.

However i used it on "boost" (very high) once, only once, to prevent a dogfight. It worked! I was grateful i didn't have to apologize to the neighbor for my dog harming his. (Krieger is 100lb).

So they aredefinitely good tools when (humans) are properly trained :-)

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (EiPf6)

120 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

121 I never cared much for the Greyhawk setting. My preferences (in order) from most favorite to least are: Planescape, Ravenloft, Forgotten Realms, Dragonlance, Dark Sun, Spelljammer, and Greyhawk way down at the bottom of the list.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)

City State of the Invincible Overlord...

And you may remove thyself from my Castle Courtyards ground cover...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)

122 you need better beach freinds
Posted by: runner

But then the sand gets up in there

Posted by: Miklos under a Palmetto Palm Tree at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

123 116 Sk8r gurls? Good seats still available RI95171 ring side at the Olympic! L A T-Birds vs Oakland Bombers!!
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:28 PM (fONFM)

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The fabulous Olympic Auditorium. Where your pocket gets picked and your car gets jacked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (VxC1e)

124 26 ho lee fook

Joe be brain dead

https://tinyurl.com/55t9wzrx
Posted by: rhennigantx


I'm sure CNN will be all over this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (+lVUW)

125
Well if you consider someone making vampires sparkle in sunlight being a fanfic then yeah.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (vMCab)
I think I watched all of 10 minutes of that movie. Couldnt stomach any more then that.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (Kab4E)

126 On the bright side, if electroshock is legal behavior modification, helicopters can't be far behind.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (Sq5xa)

127 I shouldn't be surprised if any number of notables read teh HQ...

==


do you think they read the comments ???

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (V13WU)

128 120 Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

---------

I didn't do it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)

129 87 70 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (vBO1h)

Talking to an Israel hater is a lot like talking to your dead dog.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:22 PM (Lzpvj)

Except you miss your dog when they are gone and feel they were almost human in a way.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (Ojki1)

130 120 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

Howdy Ladyl.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (Kab4E)

131 Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl

Great Howdiness to Her Ladyship!

Posted by: Miklos, yr humble svt at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

132 >>> Skater girl #1 is amazing. She doesn't put her arms out to her sides to maximize control over her rotational inertia because she doesn't need to. Her mind and body and her place in time and space are all one. Extraordinary.

And #2 is able to use her other athletic skills to prevent herself from eating cement.
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:16 PM (vMCab)


I think women are just inherently more graceful than men. I know they say that on average women have a lower % of the brain involved with higher-level spatial representation, movement, and their perception of their place in that space. But I wonder if it's because they have a great deal more lower-level unconscious mechanisms that supplant unneeded higher-level functions. I have basically retarded spatial recognition so I'm no judge. I can literally get lost in a room with one door.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (6Phnr)

133 Well if you consider someone making vampires sparkle in sunlight being a fanfic then yeah.
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (vMCab)

Funny you should mention that.

There was an amazing stories episode in the 80s about Vampires. Jason Robards. It involved fireflies (why sparkles reminded me.) It was really good from what I remember (I have not seen it since I was around 10, so YMMV.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (csEWM)

134 Bete
I've known two people who have had ECT. It did help them but it was in very controlled sessions. Administered by doctors, not some rando orderly or janitor. One had a single session and the other had to have multiple treatments. The main side/after effect was some memory loss. The dosages are very low, as is the amperage, obviously. I would be very unkind to the people who run that hellhole of a school.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (FtJ1S)

135 do you think they read the comments ???

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (V13WU)
You think they come here for the quality memes?

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (Kab4E)

136 We all love dogs, but I don't think everybody here
is opposed to to judicious use of shock collars to quell excessive
barking, or to keep out pets on the property when used in conjunction
with an "invisible fence".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (M0Xpp)


Knew a guy who claimed that he had trouble with his assigned driver sneaking off for a smoke, so he gave him a "high-speed spec-ops" pager that was actually a dog training electric collar.
He claimed that the first time he triggered it off he could tell how far his driver went by the howl.

If you and I did that to a minor we would be reported to CSD and investigated. I don't think there should be special rules for institutions.

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (ySM85)

137 128 120 Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

I didn't do it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)

/looks skeptical...

Methinks thou dost Protest too much...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

138 The Ohio law really goes a step further than it needs to, but it's sadly necessary.

If a kid comes in and wants tranny treatments, they are essentially saying "I've self-diagnosed myself as a tranny and want tranny treatments".

But a doctor might disagree with your assessment and say "Tranny treatments won't cure you", which is actually medically proven to be true. They might say "Tranny treatments might actually harm you, and my oath is to first do no harm", which is also medically proven to be true.

But our litigious society wants to claim that refusal to administer the clients preferred treatment is a violation of their civil rights. Which is false. Otherwise I could go into the doctor and say "Doc, my penis length leaves me with feelings of inadequacy, which makes me consider harming myself. Therefor, schedule me a penis lengthening surgery."

I'm not sure how doctors are told they can refuse to give you Ivermectin or HCQ for COVID, but at the same time not refuse to give you tranny treatments. It's not intellectually consistent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (YA914)

139 113 Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (K5n5d)

First loves and all that, although I could tolerate the FR with spelljammer.

My DM had a wonderful homebrewed world.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (Lzpvj)

140 I didn't do it.
Posted by: Cicero

And if you did, it was justified.

Also Orphan, Your Honor.

Posted by: Miklos for the defense at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

141

I've read coconut crabs are dee-lish...

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (sHFNi)

142 Was it Channel 13 (KCOP) that had the T-Birds? I remember those. Think they also had the Lakers, with Chick Hearn. Or was the KTLA? Pretty sure it was KCOP with the wrestling.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (OTzUX)

143 104

Judging from the commercial, more like, "Everybody Hate Chris, But Sappy and Unfunny".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (2RBkF)

144 City State of the Invincible Overlord...

And you may remove thyself from my Castle Courtyards ground cover...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)
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That's some old school D&D right there! Had to look that one up--it sounded familiar but couldn't place it. Could be a lot of fun!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (K5n5d)

145 On the bright side, if electroshock is legal behavior modification, helicopters can't be far behind.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (Sq5xa)


#Soon, comrade, there will be no limits on the power of the state!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

146 I wonder if the Black Wonder Years will explore RACISM. That would be novel. Need to bring some much needed awareness to the issue.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:33 PM (Sq5xa)

147 Is La Villa Strangiato part of the Forgotten Realms?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2021 09:33 PM (vuisn)

148 Dark Sun had an interesting gimmick with the Dragons and whatever the good aligned ultimate form was, but the setting was also a blasted hellscape. Like Fallout without the whimsy.

Planescape, only ever played the game- which was enough.

Dragonlance. Looking back, it was young boy romantic adventure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:34 PM (csEWM)

149 There's Greyhawk and then there's Greyhawk. The early setting bears little resemblance to post-EGG TSR and WoTC. Same can be said of the initial boxed set of Forgotten Realms versus the garbage that came later.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2021 09:34 PM (QU5/8)

150 #Soon, comrade, there will be no limits on the power of the state!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


I (state your name).....

Posted by: My Delta name is "Miklos" at July 08, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

151 109 WI, not high.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 09:26 PM (OTzUX)

WI is 0. The Repukes here are largely GoPe wannabees. They were happy when Walker was defeated because then they could fund the Road Builders Ass. that had been running all sorts of adds against the R's in their home districts.

Wouldn't be shocked if there was some graft as well.

They only act to the minimum if there is a strong R leader, and fight to the min to (and often "lose") if there is a D in the capital. They aren't the most worthless group out there, but they share a zip code with that group.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:34 PM (Ojki1)

152 Obligatory roller girl:

https://youtu.be/vcwl-Q7pAtY

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at July 08, 2021 09:34 PM (C1NyB)

153 Coconut crabs are nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (II3Gr)

154 Underneath the mango treeeee
Me honey and me can watch for the mooooon...

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (V13WU)

155 The fabulous Olympic Auditorium. Where your pocket gets picked and your car gets jacked.

My old heap musta been not worth it. Saw Ronnie Paycho Rains and Big Mama Erlene Brown #747 skate there ok.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (fONFM)

156 And on Planescape, by 'enough' I mean the game was wonderful.

'What can change the nature of a Man?'

Good stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (csEWM)

157 Down And Out In Beverly Hills.

Nick Nolte is veeeeery convincing as a homeless bum.

And as the good guy.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (F0YaR)

158 112 haven't been camping with that girl since.
Posted by: Indoor Miklos at July 08, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

you need better beach freinds
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)

She gave him a chance to make a whole bunch of new ones though.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (Ojki1)

159 good evening

Posted by: wing at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (JFzNN)

160 I think women are just inherently more graceful than men. I know they say that on average women have a lower % of the brain involved with higher-level spatial representation, movement, and their perception of their place in that space. But I wonder if it's because they have a great deal more lower-level unconscious mechanisms that supplant unneeded higher-level functions. I have basically retarded spatial recognition so I'm no judge. I can literally get lost in a room with one door.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:31 PM (6Phnr)



I'm sure center of gravity and balance has something to do with it. And like I said her other athletic skill plays in. She probably did cartwheels all the time growing up. I couldn't do a cartwheel to save my life (and no that's not what killed me.) I listened to Steve Austin's podcast and him and his friend were talking about walking his ranch and Austin got tripped up and the guy says he just went into a perfect wrestling roll stand up and keep walking.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (vMCab)

161 do you think they read the comments ???

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM



Especially the comments!

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (sHFNi)

162 149 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2021 09:34 PM (QU5/

Quite, the classic boxed set was more than adequate, of course that was back when the Scarlet Brotherhood were just blonde haired blue eyed monk assholes and not actual "n*zis."

I liked the many flavored nature of the Flanaess, of course I liked the growing cork based hollow world of my DM more.

I started out a ranger, and ended up eventually a barnstorming pizza delivering archaeologist.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (Lzpvj)

163 It's just. Holy shit. I've never experienced that level of hatred.

Fuck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (vBO1h)

164 Geez what the hell are those things in the last pic? Photoshop?

Don't let ATC see those. It'll take a week to get her out of the rafters.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (iDOB7)

165 Coconut crabs are nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Insomniac

Especially when they ally with the Palmetto Bugs

Posted by: My Carolina name is Survivor Miklos at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

166 117 I shouldn't be surprised if any number of notables read teh HQ...
Posted by: Zettai

*adjusts both monocles and cravat*
Posted by: Sir Miklos Miskos-Miklos, 1st baronet Miklos at July 08, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

Yeah, well I am not putting on airs or pants.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (Ojki1)

167 That's some old school D&D right there! Had to look that one up--it sounded familiar but couldn't place it. Could be a lot of fun!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (K5n5d)

I won't say I'm old School... but... both first edition ChainMail, and the original three book set? Yup, that's when I started.

Add in some later Arduin Grimoire? and a BUNCH of house rules.

Good times. Can't play the new rules, its too much about unrealistic mechanics, instead of trying to recreate a cool story and fight sequence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (oHd/0)

168 Oh,freaking yeah! The best of the best are here!
Thursdays are so much fun,why with ladyl, jewells, and holy cow! Miklos!
Fun will be had!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (wAcdS)

169 Watching Viva Las Vegas. Man, did that movie suck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (VxC1e)

170 163 It's just. Holy shit. I've never experienced that level of hatred.

Fuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (vBO1h)

Damn nurse. That's too bad. Zealots are kind of like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (csEWM)

171

Hello notables ! How do you do ?

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (V13WU)

172 124 26 ho lee fook

Joe be brain dead

https://tinyurl.com/55t9wzrx
Posted by: rhennigantx

I'm sure CNN will be all over this.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (+lVUW)

With a blanket.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (Ojki1)

173 And on Planescape, by 'enough' I mean the game was wonderful.

'What can change the nature of a Man?'

Good stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:35 PM (csEWM)
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Oh, yeah. I still maintain that Planescape: Torment was one of the greatest computer role-playing games ever made. To this very day. The story was off-the-charts awesome. It was a thinking man's game and captured the very essence of the Planescape multiverse. "What can change the nature of a man?" 60+ hours of gameplay revolved around that singular question.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (K5n5d)

174 163 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (vBO1h)

They are programmed to measure their worth in the hate the feel against those things they are allowed to hate.

Israel is an easy one for them, and I hate them for it.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)

175 do you think they read the comments ???

Posted by: runner

I think it was established that Bo Snerdley was a lurking observer.

Posted by: as Miklos recalls at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

176 Yeah, well I am not putting on airs or pants.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (Ojki1)

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I just put on a clean wife-beater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

177 KTLA for skating and wrestling, Dick Lane. Later, KHJ for lakers.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (fONFM)

178 I invented a new word, now I can't remember it.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (epgcH)

179 I just put on a clean wife-beater.
Posted by: Cicero

Ooooo! Look attchu all fancy and la de dah!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (mD/uy)

180 Yeah, well I am not putting on airs or pants.
Posted by: Bete

Hip-hip and right-O, Old Chap, what?

Posted by: Miklos, a distaff Wooster at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

181 Oh, for fucks sake, the BB game. Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (epgcH)

182 87 70 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19 PM (vBO1h)

Talking to an Israel hater is a lot like talking to your dead dog.
Posted by: sven at July 08


I first heard hippies use the Palestinian issue to justify anit-semitism in 1968. One of the hippies was Jewish and was torn. All her hippy friends were saying mean things about her fellow Jews. Of course she didn't argue back because hippies and lefties are actually conformists who can stand opposing views.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (+lVUW)

183 178 I invented a new word, now I can't remember it.
Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (epgcH)

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Portmanteau? Sorry, you're too late.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (VxC1e)

184 I think it was established that Bo Snerdley was a lurking observer.
Posted by: as Miklos recalls at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

well, Rush (GRHS) did reference ace on air more than once...so you are not hallucinating Miklos

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)

185 Oh, yeah. I still maintain that Planescape: Torment was one of the greatest computer role-playing games ever made. To this very day. The story was off-the-charts awesome. It was a thinking man's game and captured the very essence of the Planescape multiverse. "What can change the nature of a man?" 60+ hours of gameplay revolved around that singular question.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (K5n5d)

Imagine this: I remember playing that, and within no time there was also Fallout 2 and Baldur's Gate 2 (which was FAR better story wise that the first game.) And just a stone's throw away would be Knights of the Old Republic. Golden Age man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (csEWM)

186 128 120 Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

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I didn't do it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)

*Waits to see if LadyL is happy or upset before claiming credit or assigning blame*

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (Ojki1)

187 Watching Viva Las Vegas. Man, did that movie suck.
Posted by: Cicero

That's what Wise men Say

Posted by: Miklos, preferring the 70s Elvis anyway at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

188 No, it was more like tiddly .. somthing.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (epgcH)

189 I've earned every drop of the bourbon tonight. Work has been unrelenting, and today's customers penurious, miserly, graceless and boors. Ah, well. But tomorrow is another day!

*pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde! Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (QzJWU)

190 so a young farm girl made Tik Tok famous killed herself at 19....

I am going to bed, I am so very tired.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)

191 That's some old school D&D right there! Had to look that one up--it sounded familiar but couldn't place it. Could be a lot of fun!

Judges Guild probably had both the best and the worst of old-school D&D adventures. They seem to have pretty much published anything sent to them, and their editing seems to have been approximately nil. Which meant some really unplayable stuff, and also some really amazing stuff that it is doubtful would have made it through TSR’s editing process, laughable as it was.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (CX3cf)

192 Oh, yeah. I still maintain that Planescape: Torment was one of the greatest computer role-playing games ever made. To this very day. The story was off-the-charts awesome. It was a thinking man's game and captured the very essence of the Planescape multiverse. "What can change the nature of a man?" 60+ hours of gameplay revolved around that singular question.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:38 PM (K5n5d)

Did you try the unofficial sequel - Torment: Tides of Numenera?

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (Kab4E)

193
179 I just put on a clean wife-beater.
Posted by: Cicero

Ooooo! Look attchu all fancy and la de dah!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (mD/uy)

Gotdamn one percenter. Probably recycles his Schlitz cans too.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (II3Gr)

194 189 Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (QzJWU)

Ah Jim, next AOP will show up and I will linger another hour.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)

195 140 I didn't do it.
Posted by: Cicero

And if you did, it was justified.

Also Orphan, Your Honor.
Posted by: Miklos for the defense at July 08, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

You know, that defense doesn't work as well as you might think.

Posted by: Menendez Brothers at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (Ojki1)

196 Portmanteau? Sorry, you're too late.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (VxC1e)


Insouciance ?

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (V13WU)

197 Portmanteau? Sorry, you're too late.
Posted by: Cicero

Do not carry this linguistic baggage.

Posted by: Miklos, looking in vain for a Red Cap at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

198 Holy fuck. Just got into it with a neighbor
Convo was good. Somehow turned to Jews and Israel.
My parting comment was "the Pali's can go fuck themselves,"
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:19

Well, I think the pali's have already obliged you. They've pissed off enough Arab neighbors that Trump made some progress w/ Israel making peace. Now SloJoe will f@@@ it up.

Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (55Qr6)

199 Imagine this: I remember playing that, and within no time there was also Fallout 2 and Baldur's Gate 2 (which was FAR better story wise that the first game.) And just a stone's throw away would be Knights of the Old Republic. Golden Age man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (csEWM)
Yep. Golden age of gaming indeed. I still have those games thanks to GOG and Steam.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (K5n5d)

200 I hated the ending of HPMOR. Specifically, the way the author held the ending hostage unless the fans could solve the puzzle he had set them. So arrogant.

I think I recommended it here before, but the Dragonchoice series is Pern fanfic that is better than several of the actual books.

There is a Stargate fic called "Walked Right Out of the Machine" in which things go just a little differently and Jack gets stuck with that Tok'ra in his head. It is fantastically done.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (8548M)

201 That's what Wise men Say
Posted by: Miklos, preferring the 70s Elvis anyway at July 08, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

Miklos, you son of a *****. Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (csEWM)

202 I just put on a clean wife-beater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM



Me? I'm sporting a simple leather harness and discipline hood tonight...

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (sHFNi)

203 I shouldn't be surprised if any number of notables read teh HQ...
Posted by: Zettai

I won't go so far as to say "notable" but Andy Levy used to use jokes I made here on Red Eye back in the day. I'm sure he used others but I only really would recognize my own, right?

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (Sq5xa)

204 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (vBO1h)

Nurse, they are not worth any anguish on your part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)

205 they have a great deal more lower-level unconscious mechanisms that supplant unneeded higher-level functions.

LIKE A JENNY IN HEAT!!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (fONFM)

206 On top of that, the problem you note of making sure such reform actually defines the future process.

My intention when talking to organizational leadership and politicians in the future, is to ask them two questions: what are you doing about the people being held for no reason in DC, and nice reform you got there, how do you make it self-enforcing so it survives bad bureaucrats?

Make them have to avoid the question, anyway.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (CX3cf)

207 so a young farm girl made Tik Tok famous killed herself at 19....

I am going to bed, I am so very tired.


another young man in my area - another student athlete - killed himself last week

and this one I knew

yes. it's tiring.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (j9HX3)

208 182 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (+lVUW)

The democrats were enraged that Truman was maneuvered into recognizing Israel....

the first person who can figure out why they stay donkey will have my undying respect.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)

209 epgcH

raykon in da house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (M0Xpp)

210 Probably recycles his Schlitz cans too.
Posted by: Insomniac

I cut mine in half.

For Mood Candles and Essential Oils.

Posted by: Miklos, thrifty New Age Guru at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

211 Yep. Golden age of gaming indeed. I still have those games thanks to GOG and Steam.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:43 PM (K5n5d)

I still need to get the remaster of Planescape. I am kind of afraid to replay it though. It was lightning in a bottle and a cherished memory. The secrets- like trying to figure out how all the discs for that one companion worked to upgrade him. Norbert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (csEWM)

212 Oh and The Chris Rock Show "borrowed" two of my bits, with some modifications, from another forum on Usenet in the 90's. I have heard that this sort of "research" is what "comedy writers" spend a lot of time doing so I'm not saying it makes me special.

But honestly it was kind of fun to see, especially when the second one happened and became confirmation I wasn't imagining things.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (Sq5xa)

213 >>> They are removing racial bonuses and adding in about 983 sexual dispositions....

I don't even recognize the game anymore.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:25 PM (Lzpvj)


Pathfinder went the same route too. There was an article posted here or maybe I stumbled to it from another post here where the son of THE MAN Gary Gygax is being canceled just because he stated that gamers might like a universe to play that wasn't a butthurt SJW minefield.

He and his group bought the rights to the TSR name and are making a new tabletop RPG universe. Well, Gen Con which was started by his dad has forbidden him from attending, the old TSR which was licensing its name from the son has now basically shit on him. People are calling both him and his dad a racist. All because of the little pushback from woke. Now they have family infighting, siblings fighting siblings, and all sorts of bad shit going down now.

This is how it will always be. They don't want an apology. They want to hear about you swinging from a rope, checkmark another down, and then go on to the next victim.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (6Phnr)

214 *,kinda wavin'*
Hiya Miklos. Good to see ya!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (wAcdS)

215 Where can I find this Dragonchoice fanfic?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (GtpEB)

216 164 Geez what the hell are those things in the last pic? Photoshop?

Don't let ATC see those. It'll take a week to get her out of the rafters.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (iDOB7)

Pretty sure the rafters will be burned down with everything else in a 5 mile square radius from the flamethrower blitz.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (Ojki1)

217 07 so a young farm girl made Tik Tok famous killed herself at 19....

I am going to bed, I am so very tired.

another young man in my area - another student athlete - killed himself last week

and this one I knew

yes. it's tiring.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (j9HX3)

There seems to be a spreading sense of hopelessness.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (II3Gr)

218 For Mood Candles and Essential Oils.
Posted by: Miklos, thrifty New Age Guru at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:46 PM (VxC1e)

219 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:42 PM (CX3cf)

this is soooo true... what was it... crap... Hall of the Fire Giant King?

Ran that once with a friend at a shop, where we took Two parties through... back to back at the same time... and yes... they finally met and fought it out...

Was hilarious.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:46 PM (oHd/0)

220 Miklos, you son of a *****. Now I have that song stuck in my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Marleen says "Hunk o' Burnin' Love" and how YOU doin'?

Posted by: Miklos, only six (6) cars in the parking lot here at July 08, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

221 I still need to get the remaster of Planescape. I am kind of afraid to replay it though. It was lightning in a bottle and a cherished memory. The secrets- like trying to figure out how all the discs for that one companion worked to upgrade him. Norbert.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (csEWM)
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I've played the remaster (a bit) and it wasn't all that special. I honestly preferred the original interface. It was clunky and awkward, but it had its charm.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (K5n5d)

222 *,kinda wavin'*
Hiya Miklos. Good to see ya!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (wAcdS)

that's Mr. Miklos

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (V13WU)

223 213 Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (6Phnr)

Quite, like my son says-oddly I never once thought of orcs as being avatars for African-Americans quite the contrary they are either the Germans, Huns, or Mongols....

You cannot trademark rules, and OSR will never die.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (Lzpvj)

224 Just out of curiosity nurse, but are the native american? I know alexthecheck talks about her deceased best friend who was native canadian and just had a view on it that had them know it was not a subject to discuss. Now of course that was her best friend and not some random neighbor too.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (vMCab)

225 180 Yeah, well I am not putting on airs or pants.
Posted by: Bete

Hip-hip and right-O, Old Chap, what?
Posted by: Miklos, a distaff Wooster at July 08, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

*Checks style guide for response*

Posh wanker.

*Checks to see the date of the style guide*

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (Ojki1)

226 I use old beer cans for chorizo drippings and such.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2021 09:48 PM (vuisn)

227 There seems to be a spreading sense of hopelessness.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (II3Gr)


Worst part: it is a rational hopelessness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

228 119 Aop, we use an E-collar for our gsd.
Posted by: Funsize


I have to tell you this. I was at the vet today to pick up a dose of Revolution. There was a guy in there with a German Shepherd. It was a pretty large one. That was probably one of the most impressive dogs I've ever seen. Dang.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

229 227 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at July 08, 2021 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

Ideas so great they have to made mandatory and enforced at gunpoint-your democrat betters.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)

230 226 I use old beer cans for chorizo drippings and such.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2021 09:48 PM (vuisn)

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*sigh*

I wish I was good at this kind of cocktail party chatter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)

231 this is soooo true... what was it... crap... Hall of the Fire Giant King?

That was an official TSR module, not Judges Guild. Never ran it myself. May have gone through it, but I doubt it. It was a bit higher level than we ever got to.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (CX3cf)

232 I personally think the Booker guy (1 on his jersey) is humping Kendall. And Kendall is a beauty.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (epgcH)

233 Buzzion,
No. Not Native American. A bald white dude who also said the n word a couple times even though I asked him to stop.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (vBO1h)

234 *,kinda wavin'*
Good to see ya!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

That feather boa....not...bad....

Posted by: Miklos, couldn't help but notice at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

235 Quite, like my son says-oddly I never once thought of orcs as being avatars for African-Americans quite the contrary they are either the Germans, Huns, or Mongols....

You cannot trademark rules, and OSR will never die.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (Lzpvj)

Mongols. Possibly. Maybe Varangians (river/Land Vikings.) Usually the kit is similar. Lot of bare chests and axes. Think Conan. That kind of influence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:50 PM (csEWM)

236 233 Buzzion,
No. Not Native American. A bald white dude who also said the n word a couple times even though I asked him to stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (vBO1h)


Oh then fuck him.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:50 PM (vMCab)

237 Pretty sure the rafters will be burned down with everything else in a 5 mile square radius from the flamethrower blitz.

Now we just need butter, as someone mentioned upthread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 09:50 PM (HaL55)

238 Bete, thanks for that input. Yeah, I didn't have a very high level of confidence in WI GOP.

So there we have it.

Trump was a true outsider, almost no GOP really ever was comfortable or happy he arrived, obviously they just barely contained their joy he is gone. He hasn't changed the party (which varies quite a bit, level to level and place to place), he won't, and inertia will again prevail, as it usually does in the universe.

So an empty and sort of farcical shell of a GOP, against a disastrous clown car of Dems, who clearly lack any broad enthusiastic support. A resistible force meeting a moveable object, as Prof. Bernard Lewis described the Iran-Iraq War in the first few months.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 09:50 PM (OTzUX)

239 you need better beach freinds
Posted by: runner

But then the sand gets up in there
Posted by: Miklos under a Palmetto Palm Tree at July 08, 2021 09:29

Wait, why did no one tell me Emily Litella was posting here?

Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2021 09:50 PM (55Qr6)

240 I bet he thinks of himself as a good democrat who votes the proper way too.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:51 PM (vMCab)

241 i wonder if we could talk BOC into playing @ the TxMoMe?

that would be beyond awesome, and i'd walk from SoCal, if i had to, to see that.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 08, 2021 09:51 PM (YGF2X)

242 "borrowed" two of my bits,

Used to just hang out at bars mouthing off till in one week some bitch scolded me "don't give away material!" and at another 3 cocksuckers "thanked me for the material" dint even buy a beer.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (fONFM)

243 All roads lead to The Talking Heads.
Posted by: Funsize


Really?

We're on the road to nowhere....I think....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (tjZg/)

244 I used to play Cyberpunk ~30years ago...key then was to have a good GM. Our group had one where he would ask...your walking down the street, what do you do? And go from there...almost all improvised.

Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (Kab4E)

245 BTW, anywhere here in the Texas area or who likes to travel, and wants some old-school gaming, there’s a great con in the Fort Worth area every June, North Texas RPG Con. Lots of old-school games played.

I ran a Daredevils game based on the old Kolchak: The Night Stalker series this year. Last year, a Blackhawk game in the original DC Heroes.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (CX3cf)

246 i wonder if we could talk BOC into playing @ the TxMoMe?

Posted by: redc1c4

Or Lyle Lovett and his large band.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)

247 I wish I was good at this kind of cocktail party chatter.
Posted by: Cicero

You could stop with eating all the cocktail smokies.

None of the cheese or chardonnay, just all the dams cocktail weenies.

Posted by: Miklos notices, even though in the kitchen at all parties at July 08, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

248 Quite, like my son says-oddly I never once thought of orcs as being avatars for African-Americans quite the contrary they are either the Germans, Huns, or Mongols....

You cannot trademark rules, and OSR will never die.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:47 PM (Lzpvj)

Mongols. Possibly. Maybe Varangians (river/Land Vikings.) Usually the kit is similar. Lot of bare chests and axes. Think Conan. That kind of influence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:50 PM (csEWM)
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Magic: The Gathering re-imagined orcs with a Mongolian tribal feel in their Tarkir block. Although that block was supposedly quite potent, I never much cared for that flavor for some reason.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:53 PM (K5n5d)

249 Really?

We're on the road to nowhere....I think....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative..

Horde Mind Bozo - see also #93

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:54 PM (mD/uy)

250
i wonder if we could talk BOC into playing @ the TxMoMe?that would be beyond awesome, and i'd walk from SoCal, if i had to, to see that.


So would I. Even if it was an acoustic set, which I'm pretty sure they could pull off with no problem.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 09:54 PM (HaL55)

251 ...A couple of songs in, they're doing the usual in-between songs chatter, "this is from our latest album, this is an old favorite", etc when Buck Dharma said "Oh, and a special shout out to Weird Dave".

Wait, what?


Wut? Presents WeirdDave with the Boner Of Jealousy.

I've seen those bitches like 7 times...

And nary a shout out.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 09:54 PM (F0YaR)

252 Problems with joooos? N-word? Bald white dude?

Perhaps a member of that elusive, very fringe and unimportant, boogeyman that the farcical FBI claims to be the prime domestic security threat?

"White nationalist"?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 09:54 PM (OTzUX)

253 The democrats were enraged that Truman was maneuvered into recognizing Israel....

the first person who can figure out why they stay donkey will have my undying respect.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)

Well, they literally had just seen the Red Sea parted and been freed from Egypt, and the king of their oppressors drown before their eyes and as soon as Moses nipped up the mountain they were melting their gold and making a cow idol. Whatever it is, it's been there a long, long time.

Then again, America saw the bounty of being in God's good graces and chose to go all Sodom, so it really isn't to judge I guess.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (Ojki1)

254 Mercy Nurse: e-mail me, por favor... i got an e-mail from a respectable vendor, offering CCW clothing on sale, that you might be interested in, given your concerns with printing, etc.

e-mail in nick, but i believe you have it.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (YGF2X)

255 Feather boa...totally real. You have no idea... so just step back mister Miklos...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (wAcdS)

256 Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (6Phnr)

I had the great Honor of doing a run with Gygax, in 1980...

He was the exact OPPOSITE of an SJW.

Note, TSR has been brought back to life by Gygax's son...

And TSR has been BANNED from GenCon... a Convention they pretty much started in the 70's.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (oHd/0)

257 Hi folks. Hope you're all doing well. I should probably say more, but, you know, commas, and like that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (OU+8W)

258 There supposed to be a good HP fanfic where Aunt Petunia married a engineer instead of the sloth she ended up with. The end result is Harry is raised with a lot more analytical thinking, ends up in Ravenclaw at Hogwarts and basically handles the threat of Voldemort a lot easier/simpler.
On different note...finally getting range time in this weekend.
Posted by: redchief at July 08, 2021 09:13 PM

I read the whole book, someone here linked it. Absolutely amazing book, far better than the original from start to finish. "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". It's a reboot, and a retelling of the entire series, but in one book.

hpmor.com

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 08, 2021 09:56 PM (OssQ4)

259 i wonder if we could talk BOC into playing @ the TxMoMe?

Posted by: redc1c4

Or Lyle Lovett and his large band.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)


The Rolling Stones....

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:56 PM (V13WU)

260 You know another one that got me interested through computer game was Shadowrun. On the Sega Genesis. You could tell the universe was truncated as hell. Had the typical lefty image of a dystopia (right wing government had tried to murder all the *spins wheel* Native Americans.)

Still had some decent stuff in there. I have a couple of the modern computer games, should really play with those a bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 09:56 PM (csEWM)

261 Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: "Suppressive Fire, Isn't."

had a whole big poster of them, back in the 80's... it disappeared somewhere along the way.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 08, 2021 09:56 PM (YGF2X)

262 128 120 Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

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I didn't do it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)

I think, darling, perhaps you did...

Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

263
the first person who can figure out why they stay donkey will have my undying respect.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)

My theory - based on intimate knowledge - is that Jews are shown the horrors of the Holocaust fairly early on, and taught by leftists that the Holocaust was the ultimate in a long line of religious wars waged by *Christians*.

They are equally taught that Republicans are the Party of Christians (and racial superiority), and it is reflexive fear that keeps them on the Plantation.

I am not saying "all Jews", I am giving one of the explanations for why a significant percentage do what they do. One of the cobs here doesn't favor my theory but I have seen it up close and personal.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:57 PM (Sq5xa)

264 Or Lyle Lovett and his large band.

Saw him on that tour down here *mumblty* years ago. Great show, and the cello player received a standing ovation, which was a first for me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 09:57 PM (HaL55)

265 We're on the road to nowhere....I think....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

I was told to take a left at the old Pizza Hut

There was nothing but daisies

Posted by: Miklos, suddenly lost at July 08, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)

266 Perhaps a member of that elusive, very fringe and
unimportant, boogeyman that the farcical FBI claims to be the prime
domestic security threat?



"White nationalist"?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 09:54 PM (OTzUX)

---
more likely a Fed, trying to start shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 08, 2021 09:57 PM (YGF2X)

267 The campers should have listened to Chip and eschewed the Brown Acid.

Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2021 09:57 PM (r4sI4)

268 There seems to be a spreading sense of hopelessness.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2021 09:45 PM (II3Gr)


Faithlessness.

If you are just the latest failed genetic mutation of the tree-squirrel in the evolutionary chain, there is nothing "sad" about killing yourself. You are nothing. You are inconsequential. A fucking accident of time and matter. Kill yourself. Kill everyone else. It doesn't matter.

Or.....or....or.....you are unique and special, created with purpose, and everything about you is special and important.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 09:58 PM (rAVBS)

269 I had the great Honor of doing a run with Gygax, in 1980...

He was the exact OPPOSITE of an SJW.

Note, TSR has been brought back to life by Gygax's son...

And TSR has been BANNED from GenCon... a Convention they pretty much started in the 70's.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (oHd/0)
---
A long time ago I used to run into a gamer at various local conventions who had a rather ancient RPGA number -- 12, as in he was among the first in line when they started handing them out.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:58 PM (K5n5d)

270 That object d'art on the shelf in the picture makes a distinctive sound when forced at you. Remember it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2021 09:58 PM (DMUuz)

271 We have people visiting us this week and they agree that the election was rigged and people have gone mad. But what to do about it is a constant discussion. No one agrees with anyone about what to do. That is the problem with conservatives, we are too nice.

Posted by: megthered at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (YLNRu)

272 And about those cocktail weenies. No. Absolutely no.
You sick bastards...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (wAcdS)

273 WHAT'S GOING ONNNNN?

Posted by: Swampy at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (OnrK6)

274
*sigh*

I wish I was good at this kind of cocktail party chatter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)

Eh, when in doubt ask the other person to talk about themselves. You won't have to feel pressure to be clever and they think you are interested in them.

Warning- this can turn into a very, very long monologue, so use in emergencies only.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (Ojki1)

275 207 so a young farm girl made Tik Tok famous killed herself at 19....

I am going to bed, I am so very tired.

another young man in my area - another student athlete - killed himself last week

and this one I knew

yes. it's tiring.
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Suicide is tragically common among teen agers. My doctor got into a conversation with me about it. His sons were in high school and they both had classmates who committed or attempted suicide.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)

276 My theory - based on intimate knowledge - is that Jews are shown the horrors of the Holocaust fairly early on, and taught by leftists that the Holocaust was the ultimate in a long line of religious wars waged by *Christians*.

They are equally taught that Republicans are the Party of Christians (and racial superiority), and it is reflexive fear that keeps them on the Plantation.

I am not saying "all Jews", I am giving one of the explanations for why a significant percentage do what they do. One of the cobs here doesn't favor my theory but I have seen it up close and personal.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 09:57 PM (Sq5xa)

That is essentially my interpretation as well. It explains a lot of things. Does not mean it is correct, just means it is a theory that appears to explain the facts on the ground.

Problem is people do not follow deductive reasoning or really any type of reasoning at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:00 PM (csEWM)

277 jogging along Lake Shore Drive in downtown Chicago when my toe caught in the sidewalk. I was going down fast.

Instead of a face plant, I wsc able to use my one gymnastic skill -- a forward roll and pop up on my feet. I got no cheers from the drivers going by. :-(

Posted by: JM in Florida at July 08, 2021 10:01 PM (HCeRP)

278 Uh Oh, looks like someone got hurt bad on the BB championship.

That Booker guy (Basketball Game), sure seems to be leading a charmed life.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:01 PM (epgcH)

279 262

Ha! Probably...
Hi sweety

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 10:01 PM (wAcdS)

280 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2021 10:02 PM (qAR6u)

281 Warning- this can turn into a very, very long monologue, so use in emergencies only.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (Ojki1)

--------

It's okay. I have a flask.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

282 The campers should have listened to Chip and eschewed the Brown Acid.

"Everybody else sees these things, right? RIGHT?!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:02 PM (HaL55)

283
One of the members reads the blog and has met ace and appeared on the podcast once.
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 09:17 PM (vMCab)


That was Buck Dharma himself. I wish I'd saved that podcast link, but it was cool to hear Dharma/Roeser interviewed by an Ewok.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2021 10:02 PM (gbfHZ)

284 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2021 09:55 PM (OU+8W)

BeckChas
Yes, those damn commas are evil, but I hope they will behave for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

285 Faithlessness.

If you are just the latest failed genetic mutation of the tree-squirrel in the evolutionary chain, there is nothing "sad" about killing yourself. You are nothing. You are inconsequential. A fucking accident of time and matter. Kill yourself. Kill everyone else. It doesn't matter.

Or.....or....or.....you are unique and special, created with purpose, and everything about you is special and important.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 09:58 PM (rAVBS)
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Sounds like nihilism in a nutshell. As for me, well, I look around at the enormous majesty of the universe. And I also see the incredible ingenuity that allows us human beings to remotely comprehend even a fraction of that majesty. It's inconceivable to me that there is NOT a great purpose behind it. The odds of pure random chance creating the universe and the lifeforms within it are not remotely plausible.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (K5n5d)

286 As a PS, about a week ago I saw a comment from a person with the nic "Buck Dharma".

I just assumed it was a sock...

but now I'm not so sure. *waves at Buck*

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (F0YaR)

287 Suicide is tragically common among teen agers. My doctor got into a conversation with me about it. His sons were in high school and they both had classmates who committed or attempted suicide.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)



They use that to attempt take shots at the military "suicide is high among the troops than the general population!" But then when you account for them mostly being teenage to 20's men the suicide rate falls in line with that age bracket. Unfortunately.

And yes tragically common. Even more so in the last year.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (vMCab)

288 280 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2021 10:02 PM (qAR6u)

The lady in the stretch pants and the sports top is quite lovely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (csEWM)

289 I wish I was good at this kind of cocktail party chatter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (VxC1e)

Eh, when in doubt ask the other person to talk about themselves. You won't have to feel pressure to be clever and they think you are interested in them.

Warning- this can turn into a very, very long monologue, so use in emergencies only.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (Ojki1)

You can always start with complements and then segue into architecture...

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (V13WU)

290 No. Not Native American. A bald white dude who also said the n word a couple times even though I asked him to stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 09:49 PM (vBO1h)


Mr. Jordan61 and I should come pay you a visit, and see how your neighbor feels about Messicans.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (K0bra)

291 No one likes your junk (long posts), so keep them short. Women ... pretty sure, they really don't like the long ones.

They could be lying. I kid myself.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (epgcH)

292 Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 09:58 PM (K5n5d)

Its scary that I have a couple of Characters... that are more than 50 REAL YEARS old.

One my first, who is a Mage... the other a Paladin, of the God of War (who I played in that run with Gygax, who LOVED the idea even though he was not a standard build inside the published rules).

Gygax believed that the 'rules' were more... guidelines...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:04 PM (oHd/0)

293 Fun Fact: Cesare Danova had a major part in the suckfest called Viva Las Vegas.

"And one other thing. I want you to sit on that zoo fraternity of yours."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:04 PM (VxC1e)

294 Eh, when in doubt ask the other person to talk about themselves. You won't have to feel pressure to be clever and they think you are interested in them.

Posted by: Bete

How to Win Friends and Influence People!

Posted by: Dale "Miklos" Carnegie (not the Roy Rogers Dale) at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

295 I had to go to a function earlier tonight. You know, one of those things you sometimes do out of politeness or duty.

I'm a nice guy so I always tend to forget when I'm around these people (almost entirely strangers), watching what absolute phony cocksucking dicks they are, that I am surrounded by leftists and of *course* they are phony cocksucking dicks.

I don't know what it's like to go meet a bunch of strangers in a place full of normal everyday America-loving non-leftists, but I like to imagine it is a different experience. I'm not saying there won't be phony status-chasers afoot there, too, but shit, it's gotta be better than this.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (Sq5xa)

296 259 i wonder if we could talk BOC into playing @ the TxMoMe?

Posted by: redc1c4

Or Lyle Lovett and his large band.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)

The Rolling Stones....
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 09:56 PM (V13WU)

It Elton John!

Posted by: Harley Davison 100th Anniversary at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (Ojki1)

297 My argument about atheism and thus the sanctity of life.

If all of this is mere chance. If consciousness is an accident. Does that not make the reality of these things a true miracle? Does that not make life even more precious? Each one is a cosmic miracle.

I do not understand people. Maybe I do not want to understand them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (csEWM)

298 You can always start with complements and then segue into architecture...
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (V13WU)

--------

Doric > Corinthian

FIGHT ME!

How'm I doin', Doc?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)

299 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

You, sir, are a great American. And that Lego BOLO is pretty funny, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (HaL55)

300 Yes, those damn commas are evil, but I hope they will behave for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Comma comma comma comma Chameleon

Posted by: Boy Miklos at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

301 I'm a nice guy so I always tend to forget when I'm around these people (almost entirely strangers)

oh Three Dots...

it's ever so much worse when they AREN'T strangers. when they're your entire social circle.

need to move need to move need to move...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (j9HX3)

302 Gygax believed that the 'rules' were more... guidelines...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:04 PM (oHd/0)-----
Yep. And then D&D 3.0+ came along and turned the "rules" into "rules" which must be obeyed at all times. Even 1st Ed min-maxing didn't have anything on D&D 3.5 or Pathfinder, which is WORSE.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (K5n5d)

303 Doric > Corinthian

FIGHT ME!

How'm I doin', Doc?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)

Ionic is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (csEWM)

304 How much fun can Thursday be? Pretty damn fun, in my experience. But,what do I know.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (wAcdS)

305 Ionic is for pimps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)

306 Es gibt heir ein (rhymes with) sitzpinkler

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 08, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

307 The odds of pure random chance creating the universe and the lifeforms within it are not remotely plausible.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (K5n5d)



Check out the complexity and functionality of a single human cell, then tell yourself, "Ah this obviously just randomly evolved from primordial ooze!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

308 The odds of pure random chance creating the universe and the lifeforms within it are not remotely plausible.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:03 PM (K5n5d)

I don't have enough faith to believe everything that is happened by chance.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (Ojki1)

309 Doric > Corinthian

FIGHT ME!

How'm I doin', Doc?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)


Good, good. Then , after you trash your host's sense of style you can start talking salaries. "So , how much do you make ?" is a real ice breaker !

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (V13WU)

310 That is essentially my interpretation as well. It explains a lot of things. Does not mean it is correct, just means it is a theory that appears to explain the facts on the ground.

Problem is people do not follow deductive reasoning or really any type of reasoning at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:00 PM (csEWM)

Exactly. I am a sucker for theories that fit, which can lead me down bad paths. But this one stands up very well.

And as you alluded, you know that whatever the "reason", it has to be an emotional one. So for the reason, you eliminate anything involving reason.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (Sq5xa)

311 Ionic is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Geebus you are fast.

I should have guessed that I would not be the only one that remember that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

312 Gygax believed that the 'rules' were more... guidelines...

Yup. He stated this, explicitly, in the rulebooks, which don’t even make sense unless you accept that. I can’t even imagine trying to run AD&D “by the book” without acknowledging the the book is guidelines. It’s impossible.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (CX3cf)

313 Gygax believed that the 'rules' were more... guidelines...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:04 PM (oHd/0)


I've watched the OutsideXbox/Xtra youtubers do a DnD continuing series and their DM does usually engage in some leeway on stuff, because it makes it more fun/ridiculous in the stuff they attempt to pull.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (vMCab)

314 Ionic is for pimps.
Posted by: Cicero

Doric for Explorers

Posted by: Miklosopoulos at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

315 Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (Sq5xa)

Obviously you have never been to a MoMee?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

316 Booker just nailed one for 3. Amazing.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (epgcH)

317 259 i wonder if we could talk BOC into playing @ the TxMoMe?

Posted by: redc1c4


Step 1 -- Rescue Brooke Shields from drowning
Step 2 -- Profit from gratitude money
Step 3 -- BOC

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (F0YaR)

318 Probably recycles his Schlitz cans too.
Posted by: Insomniac
I cut mine in half.
For Mood Candles and Essential Oils.
Posted by: Miklos, thrifty New Age Guru

Could also cut a bitch, if needed.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (x8OrB)

319 306 Es gibt heir ein (rhymes with) sitzpinkler
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 08, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

It gives her a sitting pisser?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (csEWM)

320 That was Buck Dharma himself. I wish I'd saved that podcast link, but it was cool to hear Dharma/Roeser interviewed by an Ewok.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2021 10:02 PM (gbfHZ)



It is still up on Tune In

https://tinyurl.com/53ef48df

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (ySM85)

321 Doric > Corinthian

FIGHT ME!

How'm I doin', Doc?

Posted by: Cicero

Pfft.

Who ever heard of Rich Doric or Ionian Leather?

Posted by: Miklos, reclining on a bed of acanthus leaves at July 08, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

322 I don't know what it's like to go meet a bunch of strangers in a place full of normal everyday America-loving non-leftists, but I like to imagine it is a different experience. I'm not saying there won't be phony status-chasers afoot there, too, but shit, it's gotta be better than this.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (Sq5xa)

that's what makes the TxMoMe so great (and other MoMe events) Nobody is laboring to gain any "status" from being there, it's all just to have a good time and talk with friends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2021 10:11 PM (rfYv5)

323 Geebus you are fast.

I should have guessed that I would not be the only one that remember that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

That's what she said!

Wait! nvm... *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:11 PM (csEWM)

324 Yes, those damn commas are evil, but I hope they will behave for you!

As we all know, Oxford commas are very polite and well-behaved. They have to be, they're British.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:11 PM (HaL55)

325 Holy shit!! What the fuck is that alien crap walking around in the camping pic??

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (VwHCD)

326 I do not understand people. Maybe I do not want to understand them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:05 PM (csEWM)


I once thought I liked people...

then I met enough of them to revise that thought!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

327 It is still up on Tune In

https://tinyurl.com/53ef48df
Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (ySM85)

Thank you, Kindalot. I have most of these on an old phone somewhere...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (csEWM)

328 Check out the complexity and functionality of a single human cell, then tell yourself, "Ah this obviously just randomly evolved from primordial ooze!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
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Yeah, that always bothered me about evolution. Random mutations consistently evolve organisms into higher and more complex forms? Even a non-engineer like me can grasp that the more complexity that is added into a system, the more opportunities for failure will arise. And the human body--the product of evolution--is about as complex a system as we are ever going to find in nature.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (K5n5d)

329 Rich Doric did a great impression of Nixon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (VxC1e)

330 Why not - it's Thursday

Lyle Lovett - Here I Am

https://youtu.be/KvDPezXTzlI

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)

331 >>> I started out a ranger, and ended up eventually a barnstorming pizza delivering archaeologist.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 09:36 PM (Lzpvj)


Way way back when I was shadow running I had a rigger with a sleek armored sports car that I ran pizzas to with the boys. Always to high crime/danger zones to clients with deep pockets. The pizza sign on top would fold down revealing an medium turret drone on a launch rack. GM liked filling in sessions with our pizza deliveries. Sometimes basing whole runs on it.


I miss table-top gaming with real people being fun freaks.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (6Phnr)

332 hat's what makes the TxMoMe so great (and other MoMe
events) Nobody is laboring to gain any "status" from being there, it's
all just to have a good time and talk with friends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2021 10:11 PM (rfYv5)

I get to be my retarded self. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (VwHCD)

333 Comma comma comma comma Chameleon

Posted by: Boy Miklos at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM



Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (sHFNi)

334 Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (K5n5d)

When I ran a game, in my Tackle Box of Miniatures... at the bottom... was a Ballpeen Hammer, painted black, with fake runs on it.

It was the Ballpeen Hammer of the GODS... irrevocable and total Death, that could not be resurrected.

And I explained, it would be used if there was too much arguing about the rules in MY WORLD.... In MY Cosmos... In MY shard of the multiverse...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (oHd/0)

335 Pfft.

Who ever heard of Rich Doric or Ionian Leather?
Posted by: Miklos, reclining on a bed of acanthus leaves at July 08, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

How about a Spanish Spatha?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (csEWM)

336 I am pretty sure Kendal will reward Booker tonight.

Kendal, probably the most beautiful face in the world. Body, just so, so.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:14 PM (epgcH)

337 Check out the complexity and functionality of a single human cell, then tell yourself, "Ah this obviously just randomly evolved from primordial ooze!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

And not just you, but all varieties of animals. And plants. And insects. And microbes.

And they just happen to live on a rock in the perfect relation to a star, with resources they can develop as opposed to just gravel.

Like I said, I don't posses that much faith.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:14 PM (Ojki1)

338 Arthralga - it gets to hurt places you never injured!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 10:14 PM (fONFM)

339 it's ever so much worse when they AREN'T strangers. when they're your entire social circle.

need to move need to move need to move...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:07 PM (j9HX3)

Ha, that's why my social circle is more like a square.

Even my good friends with intelligence and sense have been occasionally bitten by the bullshit propaganda bugs. It's really weird to watch but we are in a sea of it.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:15 PM (Sq5xa)

340 Those Corinthians, they sure knew their personal luxury vehicles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:15 PM (VxC1e)

341 >It does not "look" good, but perhaps this use of electroshock as behavior modification therapy is a last resort for dealing with intractably violent kids?

Or that could be the excuse that a bunch of credentialed ghouls use in order to torture kids. It wouldn't be the first time that a government-sanctioned program for "troubled" kids was just a cover for an abusive system that brings in government cash and lets you fuck with kids who can't fight back, with the supposed "consent" of the parents.

https://elan.school/

>We all love dogs, but I don't think everybody here is opposed to to judicious use of shock collars to quell excessive barking, or to keep out pets on the property when used in conjunction with an "invisible fence".

I tend to view special needs kids as higher on the lifeform hierarchy than dogs. Even then, I'm not real comfortable with pain compliance tools with dogs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 09:23 PM (M0Xpp)

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 10:15 PM (DXFDM)

342 Berserker!!!!

Are you coming to the NOVAMOME?

Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

343 Hang around some of you, I have a BB game to watch, but I am interested later.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:15 PM (epgcH)

344
Haven't played DnD since I was in high school, mostly because I got kicked out of my group because I tended to come up with rather... creative solutions to problems. The last straw was when I was in a cave and was attacked by what I seem to remember as giant vampire bats, or something large, flying and swarming.

I had a jar of oil and a torch, so I smashed the jar and lit the whole cavern on fire to effect my escape. Pissed off EVERYONE, but they allowed it. Once.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (gbfHZ)

345 Good evening morons and thanks wd

Yeah that kind of camping is not cool. Not cool at all.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (EZebt)

346 How about a Spanish Spatha?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Castilians pronounce it "thptha"

Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

347 331 Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 10:13 PM (6Phnr)

We grew up in the shadow of potential nuclear war and were less emo than what I see now having a helluva lot more fun.

I think THAT is why they hate us.

Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)

348 And not just you, but all varieties of animals. And plants. And insects. And microbes.

And they just happen to live on a rock in the perfect relation to a star, with resources they can develop as opposed to just gravel.

Like I said, I don't posses that much faith.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
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The Anthropic Principle might just be a theory, but there are quite a few observable facts that tend to lend support for it.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

349 325 Holy shit!! What the fuck is that alien crap walking around in the camping pic??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (VwHCD)

Young Macra.

Posted by: The Second Doctor at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (Ojki1)

350 I always tip at least 15% for pizza delivery. I don't know what's wrong with some people - pizza delivery has got to suck big time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at July 08, 2021 10:17 PM (Mzdiz)

351 I once thought I liked people...

then I met enough of them to revise that thought!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

I've seen that T-shirt. "I use to be a people person, then people ruined that."

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:17 PM (Ojki1)

352 Best D&D campaign I ever played was in Planescape, we the DM was a very light touch on the rules lawyering.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (DXFDM)

353 Obviously you have never been to a MoMee?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

Unfortunately, no. Suffice it to say, however, this subset of people suffers from what rhomboid might call selection bias.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (Sq5xa)

354
272 And about those cocktail weenies. No. Absolutely no.
You sick bastards...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 09:59 PM (wAcdS)


COMmieSleeperAgentMarie, more like it. Only a red commie heathen would say that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (II3Gr)

355 I once thought I liked people...

then I met enough of them to revise that thought!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)


Or as a tshirt my son has says, I was a people person. Then people ruined it.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (K0bra)

356 Here's an extremely difficult and troublesome reality I've been forced to accept:

In extremely special, created with a purpose in mind, and my Creator is intensely interested in everything I do. And what he desires most is that when I die, that I might live with Him forever so that we can fellowship together.

That's much more intimidating than "I'm meaningless". I can understand why so many choose "meaningless". If it's all meaningless, you can do whatever you want with no expectations or consequence.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (rAVBS)

357 The Andy Levy episodes- where Gabe does not bother to pronounce other people's name right.

Lev-y

Leav-y

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (csEWM)

358 Marc Rober's son has autism and part of him is to create a personal thank you note for everyone he meets.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (EZebt)

359 his is soooo true... what was it... crap... Hall of the Fire Giant King?

That was an official TSR module, not Judges Guild. Never ran it myself. May have gone through it, but I doubt it. It was a bit higher level than we ever got to.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

It was part of a whole campaign - you started fighting giants, then drow slavers, then Lloth

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (Xih1H)

360 We grew up in the shadow of potential nuclear war and were less emo than what I see now having a helluva lot more fun.

I think THAT is why they hate us.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)

But we also grew up without Bike Helmets. We had BB gun fights. We swam in rivers without Lifeguards.

I hate to say it, but we created a generation of wimps, by protecting them way too much.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:19 PM (oHd/0)

361 I always tip at least 15% for pizza delivery. I don't know what's wrong with some people - pizza delivery has got to suck big time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Unless you end up in a movie.

Posted by: Studly Pizza Guy Miklos at July 08, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

362 Ha, Bete beat me to it.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 08, 2021 10:19 PM (K0bra)

363 Yeah, well I am not putting on airs or pants.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 09:37 PM (Ojki1)
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I just put on a clean wife-beater.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 09:39

But no airs or pants, Cicero?

Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2021 10:19 PM (55Qr6)

364 Check out the complexity and functionality of a single human cell, then tell yourself, "Ah this obviously just randomly evolved from primordial ooze!"

Out there on that Intarwebz thingy is a video of DNA repairing itself. Dr. Jordan Peterson shows it in one of his videos. Fascinating stuff, imo. NFW that could possibly be random or accidental.

https://youtu.be/fkjwL6gnvoA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:20 PM (HaL55)

365 The Anthropic Principle might just be a theory, but there are quite a few observable facts that tend to lend support for it.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

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I would try to sell you on the explanatory power of solipsism, but really, what would be the point?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:20 PM (VxC1e)

366 WeirdDave: Yes, that is like many BÖC concerts. Not much showbiz or choreography, just lots of music played well and tight. Any occasion like that neatby, and I will go see them. Their website list schedules and venues up to a year in advance. They work hard playing and traveling, yet still talk to fans. Experience.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 08, 2021 10:20 PM (4PDMt)

367 322

I'm hoping CO gets to have a MoMe. I would so love to meet oh,so, many moron friends...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 10:20 PM (wAcdS)

368 357 The Andy Levy episodes- where Gabe does not bother to pronounce other people's name right.

Lev-y

Leav-y
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (csEWM)



The only people I know that say ISIL instead of ISIS were massive narcissists with overinflated egos and opinions of their intelligence. And also liked cock.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:21 PM (vMCab)

369 We grew up in the shadow of potential nuclear war and were less emo than what I see now having a helluva lot more fun.

I think THAT is why they hate us.
Posted by: sven at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (Lzpvj)

The fact that nuclear war was a possibility is WHY we/you were less emo (I came in on the tag end.) What we see today is the lack of a credible existential threat and actual adversity. Those things have a way of putting shit into perspective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:21 PM (csEWM)

370 And they just happen to live on a rock in the perfect relation to a star, with resources they can develop as opposed to just gravel.

Like I said, I don't posses that much faith.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:14 PM (Ojki1)


And that rock has an almost perfect orbit and a local "moon" in an orbit that ensures the vast waters on that rock are not stagnant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

371 Anyone old enough to have played Pendragon

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2021 10:21 PM (Xih1H)

372 Holy shit!! What the fuck is that alien crap walking around in the camping pic??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (VwHCD)

It's Yorkshire Terriers cosplaying as giant land crabs, using old Nazi coal-scuttle helmets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:22 PM (IJDQe)

373 It takes a special kinda Weird to nail the transition from 4 Non Blondes to The Talking Heads...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2021 10:22 PM (x8OrB)

374 Or as a tshirt my son has says, I was a people person. Then people ruined it.
Posted by: JordanKai61

For myself, edited for brevity and to fit on a t-shirt:

I LIKE PEOPLE

or did

Posted by: Miklosian t-shirt Editorial Services LLC at July 08, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

375 I still have a deep respect for the Minoan pillar. Larger at the top than at the bottom, and probably developed in an area where the damn logs keep sprouting if you put them butt down

Someone should explain why the Mycenaean Lions gate has a Minoan pillar flanked by two lionesses. I think it is to commemorate the marriage between Knossos and Mycenaea.

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:23 PM (ySM85)

376 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 10:18 PM (rAVBS)

Brother, you got it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

377 It takes a special kinda Weird to nail the transition from 4 Non Blondes to The Talking Heads...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


Like a millionaire....washing his hands

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 08, 2021 10:24 PM (tjZg/)

378 And that rock has an almost perfect orbit and a local "moon" in an orbit that ensures the vast waters on that rock are not stagnant!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

Let's talk about the Van Allen belts...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:24 PM (csEWM)

379 And that rock has an almost perfect orbit and a local "moon" in an orbit that ensures the vast waters on that rock are not stagnant!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at July 08, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

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That just scratches the surface. Once you examine the question, "why is there something rather than nothing?" you're headed down a very deep rabbit hole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)

380 Bitter Clinger, are you coming to the TXMoMe? I would so love to meet you, my brother.

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:24 PM (Hrwnm)

381 The only people I know that say ISIL instead of ISIS were massive narcissists with overinflated egos and opinions of their intelligence. And also liked cock.
Posted by: buzzion

Ah.

The "Leisurely Sip Lifestyle".

Posted by: Miklos recalling an Ace-ism at July 08, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Flashbacks of a very boring ancient Greek history class.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:25 PM (csEWM)

383 https://tinyurl.com/tataparp

More government malfeasance against the couple from Homer that got raided by the FBI looking for Granny Rictus' laptop.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:25 PM (SDdx5)

384 Yeah, that always bothered me about evolution. Random mutations
consistently evolve organisms into higher and more complex forms? Even a
non-engineer like me can grasp that the more complexity that is added
into a system, the more opportunities for failure will arise. And the
human body--the product of evolution--is about as complex a system as we
are ever going to find in nature.


Someone 'splained it to me once that everything had to have been created first before it evolved. I kinda felt like an idiot for not grokking that on my own. Well, duh...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:25 PM (HaL55)

385 Unless you end up in a movie.
Posted by: Studly Pizza Guy Miklos at July 08, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

Double anchovies you say?

Posted by: Pizza guy in that one movie at July 08, 2021 10:26 PM (Ojki1)

386 'If you look at the bruise closely, you can see the imprint of a tiny fist...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:26 PM (csEWM)

387 {{{Miley}}}

Dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

388 382 Flashbacks of a very boring ancient Greek history class.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:25 PM (csEWM)

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Them Greek homos stole all that shit from the black Africans, you know.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at July 08, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

389 >>> I always tip at least 15% for pizza delivery. I don't know what's wrong with some people - pizza delivery has got to suck big time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at July 08, 2021 10:17 PM (Mzdiz)


Last week I ordered pizza online, before I hit the pay button I remembered I had to change one little thing, did it, and then hit pay. An instant later I saw the system had zeroed out my tip on refresh. I could have tipped the man when he got here but instead, I immediately called and had them add my tip on, they said no problem.

I tip the everlovin crap out of pizza delivery people. And I'm already a big tipper in the style of My Blue Heaven.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 10:27 PM (6Phnr)

390 Ben Shapiro was on the podcast? I missed that one...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:27 PM (csEWM)

391 354

Damn. Busted.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 10:28 PM (wAcdS)

392 I'm hoping CO gets to have a MoMe. I would so love to meet oh,so, many moron friends...


Marie, we are going out that way early August to look at colleges with my nascent-ski-bum kid

I'm pretty excited; it looks AMAZING

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:28 PM (j9HX3)

393 374 Or as a tshirt my son has says, I was a people person. Then people ruined it.
Posted by: JordanKai61

For myself, edited for brevity and to fit on a t-shirt:

I LIKE PEOPLE

or did
Posted by: Miklosian t-shirt Editorial Services LLC at July 08, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

I had a shirt that said I liked people as well.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Dahmer at July 08, 2021 10:29 PM (Ojki1)

394 Posted by: Bitter Clinger

The actively atheist people I know mostly cannot abide the idea that there is anyone "above" them. And *every* atheist I talk to has either fear or early crushing disappointment as the base of their belief system. Fear controls a lot of what all of us do, so that's not meant as an insult.

For me my own personal revelation about Jesus emerged from a simple (and quite unexpected) recognition one day that it had to be the truth.

And I define truth the way that senator once famously defined porn: "I know it when I see it."

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:29 PM (Sq5xa)

395 I tip the everlovin crap out of pizza delivery people. And I'm already a big tipper in the style of My Blue Heaven.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 10:27 PM (6Phnr)

They are handling YOUR FOOD. Pay the man/woman/dragonkin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:29 PM (csEWM)

396 390 Ben Shapiro was on the podcast? I missed that one...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:27 PM (csEWM)



He was a dickhead. Probably one of the big reasons ace continued to mock him with the "Not binary Ben" moniker.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:29 PM (vMCab)

397 Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (HaL55)

398 And I define truth the way that senator once famously defined porn: "I know it when I see it."

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Potter Stewart. SCOTUS Associate Justice

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)

399 >I would try to sell you on the explanatory power of solipsism, but really, what would be the point?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:20 PM (VxC1e)

ha

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (DXFDM)

400 The Castilians pronounce it "thptha"
Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)


Maybe if he had his teeth knocked in by a falcata*, or the pommel of a facon.


*or maybe a kopis if it doesn't have a horse's head . . .

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (ySM85)

401 Me? I'm sporting a simple leather harness and discipline hood tonight...
Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 09:43

Tell us more.

Posted by: Dr. Jill and Hunter, meet us in the Lincoln Bedroom

Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (55Qr6)

402 Isn't there the "I like dogs, and about 3 people."

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (vMCab)

403 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:31 PM (csEWM)

404 Someone 'splained it to me once that everything had to have been created first before it evolved. I kinda felt like an idiot for not grokking that on my own. Well, duh...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:25 PM (HaL55)

I don't think Darwin himself ever claimed that evolution explained the origin of life on this planet. He was more concerned with trying to explain how a few basic types exploded into a bewildering array of distinct sub-types.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:31 PM (IJDQe)

405 397 Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all don't burn the place down, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (HaL55)

That's an Easter thing.

Posted by: Hampster Teamsters union 4796 at July 08, 2021 10:32 PM (Ojki1)

406 hmmm, a shoutout from BOC, an insurance salesman...

Career Of Evil

https://youtu.be/HY3NQUoT89k

Notable lyric:

I'd like your blue eyed horseshoe,
I'd like your emerald horny toad
I'd like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 10:32 PM (F0YaR)

407 Gah!

I have to wear a dress on Saturday! To a wedding!
I LOVE wearing dresses and being girlie!!!

Screeeeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (vBO1h)

408 Marie, we are going out that way early August to look at colleges with my nascent-ski-bum kid

I'm pretty excited; it looks AMAZING
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:28 PM (j9HX3)

Colorado School of Mines. The rest are all woke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (IJDQe)

409 Potter Stewart. SCOTUS Associate Justice

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)

I should have known it wasn't a useless Senator. Thanks.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (Sq5xa)

410 >>> It's Yorkshire Terriers cosplaying as giant land crabs, using old Nazi coal-scuttle helmets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:22 PM (IJDQe)


Does anyone remember this?
https://youtu.be/YoB8t0B4jx4?t=22


To this day it still gets me laughing.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (6Phnr)

411 Bitter Clinger, are you coming to the TXMoMe? I would so love to meet you, my brother.

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:24 PM (Hrwnm)

....

Perhaps.

Bluebell told me I needed to come to VaMoMe because I'm only one state away.

I'll have to see if the schedule and pickup truck will afford me the oppo for both.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (5We2S)

412 402 Isn't there the "I like dogs, and about 3 people."
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:30 PM (vMCab)

I have 2 dogs that like a grand total of 3 people. Partially tolerate one more. Everyone else is either side-eyed or howled at.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (Ojki1)

413 The Anthropic Principle might just be a theory, but there are quite a few observable facts that tend to lend support for it.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:16 PM (K5n5d)


there is the weak Anthropic Principle, and the strong Anthropic Principle:

the weak model says that the world was made for humanity. The strong one says that the world was created to give me specifically a not so difficult job with a pension and a specific number of vacation and personal business days each year with COLA steps guaranteed.

Fortunately you all are allowed to free ride if you like.

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:34 PM (ySM85)

414 Back. Didn't fix it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 08, 2021 10:35 PM (SchxB)

415 Isn't there the "I like dogs, and about 3 people."

Radio pet show sent t shirt " none of my friends walk on two legs", silhouettes of doggehs and kittehs, one flying birdie ( tho too small )

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 10:35 PM (WX/QN)

416 I don't think Darwin himself ever claimed that evolution explained the origin of life on this planet.

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That's right. Famously, Darwin supposed that life originated in "a warm little pond" but he had no further insights as to how that might possibly have occurred.

Natural selection as envisioned by Darwin is an editor, not a composer. Leaving open the question of, who did the composing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

417 Thursday!
Imma gonna go hang at the bar. Yall get too serious sometimes. But I so love it here anyway!
Miklos. The best of Thursday.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 08, 2021 10:37 PM (wAcdS)

418 BTW, Did I mention that Viva Las Vegas is a five-alarm suckfest?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

419 Radio pet show sent t shirt " none of my friends walk
on two legs", silhouettes of doggehs and kittehs, one flying birdie (
tho too small )
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 08, 2021 10:35 PM (WX/QN)


I like birds best.

Posted by: Harry Palmer at July 08, 2021 10:38 PM (2/gMg)

420 Back. Didn't fix it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 08, 2021 10:35 PM (SchxB)

Try a new 12BE6.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:38 PM (IJDQe)

421 Colorado School of Mines. The rest are all woke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


My advisor in college graduated from the School of Mines with a PhD in Chemistry.
Boy, was he weird, too.
But....it was probably him, not the School of Mines.
That is, by the way, just up the street from the Coors Brewery.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 08, 2021 10:38 PM (tjZg/)

422 Darwin was coopted by other interests.

Monotheism seems to be a very large problem with certain folks. You had the Jews vs the Romans. The Romans vs the Christians.

Many powerful people do not like the idea of someone owing allegiance (never mind a higher allegiance) to something other than the state.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (csEWM)

423 418 BTW, Did I mention that Viva Las Vegas is a five-alarm suckfest?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

I've seen a couple of Elvis films. Its like going into an 80s action film, you kind of know your going to have to turn certain parts of your brain off if your going to enjoy it. Or even tolerate it sometimes.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

424 If we evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (SDdx5)

425 418 BTW, Did I mention that Viva Las Vegas is a five-alarm suckfest?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

I believe you mentioned that. Elvis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:40 PM (csEWM)

426 Radio pet show sent t shirt " none of my friends walk on two legs", silhouettes of doggehs and kittehs, one flying birdie ( tho too small )
Posted by: Getting the banned back together


We were driving home tonight from a shopping trip and a visit to UDF for ice cream, and saw a little fox in the street down the road from our house.
We have seen the little rascals as shadows at night, but this time he was in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Psycho killer at July 08, 2021 10:40 PM (tjZg/)

427 "beyond the power of the FDA to regulate"

Oh yes, that's beyond the power of the FDA to regulate. I concur with the court. It's well within OTHER PEOPLE'S power to regulate, however. If you're relying on the FDA to stop this, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: GWB at July 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6uokU)

428 Monotheism seems to be a very large problem with certain folks. You had the Jews vs the Romans. The Romans vs the Christians.

Many powerful people do not like the idea of someone owing allegiance (never mind a higher allegiance) to something other than the state.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (csEWM)

Romans and Greeks (and Norse, and...) also had issues believing anything higher than them also didn't act like them. Hence many of their gods being self indulgent pricks.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (Ojki1)

429 I've seen a couple of Elvis films. Its like going into an 80s action film, you kind of know your going to have to turn certain parts of your brain off if your going to enjoy it. Or even tolerate it sometimes.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

And see, this is why I have problems with people who are saying the Tomorrow War has redeeming qualities aside from Yvonne Strahovinsky. Aside from her, I cannot turn off that much of my brain and remember to breathe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (csEWM)

430 Flashbacks of a very boring ancient Greek history class.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Oughta come when I teach it

Posted by: Rev. Prof. Al Sharpton at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

431 If we evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (SDdx5)

Because Jim Jones needed a job before he could get the Peoples' Temple rolling?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (IJDQe)

432 Doric > Corinthian

FIGHT ME!

How'm I doin', Doc?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
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ROMANESQUE RULES!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 08, 2021 10:42 PM (ZLI+R)

433 Howdy, WeirdDave, howdy, Horde,

A good day here in the Texas Hill Country.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 10:42 PM (4ZIr6)

434 Colorado School of Mines. The rest are all woke.


oh AOP we are trying. many many engineers in both sides of family

but that's not the only school kid wants to see

none of my kids have any interest in engineering. trust me we have tried.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:42 PM (j9HX3)

435 And see, this is why I have problems with people who are saying the Tomorrow War has redeeming qualities aside from Yvonne Strahovinsky. Aside from her, I cannot turn off that much of my brain and remember to breathe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (csEWM)

I have the ability to both enjoy and roll my eyes at things like Kong vs. Godzilla. From what I've read it sounds like Tomorrow War is a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

436 Basketball game is over. Impressive.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:43 PM (epgcH)

437 Romans and Greeks (and Norse, and...) also had issues believing anything higher than them also didn't act like them. Hence many of their gods being self indulgent pricks.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (Ojki1)

Now THAT is an interesting wrinkle that I have pointed out as one of the appeals of Judeo-Christianity (the idea that it demands more of you and actually asks you to be a better person instead of condoning your baser nature as some religions I could name), but never thought of in the reverse before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:43 PM (csEWM)

438 PO Second Class is the best rank in the Navy. You get out of most crap work, actually get to do your rating work, get to lead. Most paperwork is done by those above you. And you're becoming a short timer so you know you're going home sooner than later.

I really enjoyed it.

Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2021 10:44 PM (pYQxv)

439 How does anyone feel about waterpiks?

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:45 PM (epgcH)

440 I got an "electric shock" Friday before last. Got my heart back into rhythm. Went to the doctor for a follow up this week and during the visit we discovered that my wife was in afib. She is going to get a pacemaker Saturday. Wonders of modern medicine.

The nurses in the cardiac care wing of the hospital said that is oddly a frequent occurrence lately, elderly couples coming down with afib concurrency.

Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 10:45 PM (e+YsQ)

441 Isn't there the "I like dogs, and about 3 people."
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:30

Jules has a t-shirt "I love my dogs, people not so much".

Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (55Qr6)

442 I have the ability to both enjoy and roll my eyes at things like Kong vs. Godzilla. From what I've read it sounds like Tomorrow War is a bridge too far for me.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

There are some good ideas in there. The mechanics are interesting and novel (they fuck the implications up after coming up with a cool concept.) The aliens are actually quite good (they actually look good- which is hard to do these days with modern CGI in full lighting. Probably the best since Edge of Tomorrow.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (csEWM)

443 Instead of a face plant, I wsc able to use my one gymnastic skill -- a forward roll and pop up on my feet. I got no cheers from the drivers going by. :-(
Posted by: JM in Florida at July 08, 2021 10:01 PM (HCeRP)


I would have cheered if I were driving by.

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (Hrwnm)

444
I have to wear a dress on Saturday! To a wedding!

I LOVE wearing dresses and being girlie!!!


Screeeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (vBO1h)


I think Tina will be riding down from the house on the back of a quad.

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (ySM85)

445 Ok, here's the thing about Blue Oyster Cult.

First, Buck Dharma (aka Donald Roeser, aka my favorite musician in the whole, wide world), BOC's lead guitarist and the one who wrote Reaper, Godzilla, and the music for Burnin' 4 U, is kinda conservative and was on one of Ace's podcasts awhile back. I dunno if he reads the blog, but he probly does and probly saw that W.D. was going to the show.

Second, BOC has done acoustic sets before, like on cruises and whatnot. While much of their stuff isn't really suited for it (or would be underwhelming), a lot of it really works acoustically. Indeed, their previous incarnation as "Stalk-Forrest Group" (after the heralded "Soft White Underbelly" which did not include co-front man Bloom or long-time original bassist Joe Bouchard) was a delicious amalgam of The Doors, Grateful Dead, and early Pink Floyd (except that the songs were generally pop-length, thank god).

In fact, here is part of an unplanned acoustic show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mrdayNvNM

Fourth, the current bassist is Danny Miranda, who has played with them on and off for years.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (KAi1n)

446 ROMANESQUE RULES!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

Can you buttress that argument?

Posted by: Bishop Miklos Suger at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

447 I have the ability to both enjoy and roll my eyes at things like Kong vs. Godzilla. From what I've read it sounds like Tomorrow War is a bridge too far for me.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

Both my kids went to the University of Colorado.

You do NOT want your kid to go there. Not only is it WAYYYYY woke, but it's almost impossible to get the classes to finish a degree.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (oHd/0)

448 The nurses in the cardiac care wing of the hospital said that is oddly a frequent occurrence lately, elderly couples coming down with afib concurrency.

---------.

Elderly couple? You're going to have to take your commenting over to a pre-lubed catheter blog. The age limit here is 29.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)

449 445 Great band.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (4ZIr6)

450 Now THAT is an interesting wrinkle that I have pointed out as one of the appeals of Judeo-Christianity (the idea that it demands more of you and actually asks you to be a better person instead of condoning your baser nature as some religions I could name), but never thought of in the reverse before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:43 PM (csEWM)

Genesis says that God created man in his own image, but in fact it is Man who has always been filled with the desire to create gods in his own image. Christianity is one of the few religions to disavow that idea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (rfYv5)

451 If you Greek history teacher makes it boring, then they don't know what they are talking about.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (SDdx5)

452 I'll have to see if the schedule and pickup truck will afford me the oppo for both.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 10:33 PM (5We2S)


If NW Arkansas is on your way and suitable for a rest stop, please let me know. If we are around at the right time, you are welcome in our home.

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Hrwnm)

453 Nurse, I don't think anyone here would've blamed you had tonight's un-neighborly argument gone up to DefConI PepperSpray v2.0

Fact is, the cheering section would've been deafening!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2021 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

454 451 If you Greek history teacher makes it boring, then they don't know what they are talking about.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (SDdx5)

----------

Pericles and Alcibiades agree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:49 PM (VxC1e)

455 I think you need to start off slow, with a waterpik, so you don't over irrigate.

I had one before and JHC, the pressure could tear the hide off of a raccon.

Posted by: Dinkler at July 08, 2021 10:49 PM (epgcH)

456 Try a new 12BE6.

I don't think that's going to fit. There's barely room for some of the transistors as it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 08, 2021 10:50 PM (SchxB)

457 451 If you Greek history teacher makes it boring, then they don't know what they are talking about.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (SDdx5)

Considering the Greatest Greek story every written, STARTS with...

This is the Story of the RAGE of Achilles?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 10:50 PM (oHd/0)

458 Elderly couple? You're going to have to take your commenting over to a pre-lubed catheter blog. The age limit here is 29.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)

Sorry, I'll take that into consideration.

Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 10:50 PM (e+YsQ)

459 The nurses in the cardiac care wing of the hospital said that is oddly a frequent occurrence lately, elderly couples coming down with afib concurrency.
Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 10:45 PM (e+YsQ


Would these be couples who had some shots recently?

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:50 PM (Hrwnm)

460 The nurses in the cardiac care wing of the hospital said that is oddly a frequent occurrence lately, elderly couples coming down with afib concurrency.
Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 10:45 PM (e+YsQ)

IIRC, you and your wife both had the WuFlu vax, didn't you? There have been other reports of heart issues among vaccine recipients, notably myocarditis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:51 PM (IJDQe)

461 https://www.amazon.com/ Dominion-Christian-Revolution-Remade-World/dp/0465093507

This. Read it. It covers everything from prehistory to the present nonsense. And it isn't boring. Take out the space.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:51 PM (SDdx5)

462 I think Tina will be riding down from the house on the back of a quad.
Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (ySM85)


I love her already!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 10:51 PM (vBO1h)

463 Genesis says that God created man in his own image, but in fact it is Man who has always been filled with the desire to create gods in his own image. Christianity is one of the few religions to disavow that idea.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (rfYv5)

We were created in His image, and also want to create. But well, we suck and then so do our creations.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

464 451 If you Greek history teacher makes it boring, then they don't know what they are talking about.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:48 PM (SDdx5)

I would have to agree on her. Ditto for the one lady I had for a Roman (late republic) history class (How the HELL do you make Julius Caesar boring?! She managed.) The Religious Studies prof who filled in for the semester I had Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (Professor Beduhn, iirc) was awesome. He was thorough and actually managed to make the material come alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (csEWM)

465 If we evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (SDdx5)


I really don't dive into the specifics of such debates, mostly because they are only theories and are constantly shifting to try to account for new understandings.

The theory of this biological form begat that biological form which begat that biological form isn't really understood by most people (especially myself included).

To most it's a generally, thinly-understood alternate explanation to existence, formulated by individuals that really have no true claim to full understanding than the mildest among us. They have theory, limited observation and reverse engineering.

The philosophical ramifications of choosing that explanation, however, are firmly understood and play out in real life everyday. Either nothing matters or everything matters. And people, intrinsically, have a belief that things matter. Some choose to deny it, but even in their verbal outward denial, they do not truly act as if nothing matters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (5We2S)

466 Elderly couple? You're going to have to take your commenting over to a pre-lubed catheter blog. The age limit here is 29.
Posted by: Cicero

*checks AceStore*

None available. Apparently Ace is one of those lube-your-own prepper types.

Posted by: Miklos, prepped and ready for his closeup, Mr. DeMille at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

467 okay A) Waterpiks are great, Dinkler. Highly recommend. Relation with serious congenital heart problems was PRESCRIBED the Waterpik to avoid infected gums (dangerous to this person). I think they're great.

B) yeah Romeo that is good info. right now it's an improvement over this child going to Canada for school so bear that in mind. and most state schools make it hard to get your degree in four years. it's the same situation at PSU (or West Chester for that matter). but the school most of interest is really really liberal ... Colorado College.

Go ahead and tell me why it's a terrible idea! Please! Regardless we're not flying out there without seeing all the schools we can.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (j9HX3)

468 Romans and Greeks (and Norse, and...) also had issues believing anything higher than them also didn't act like them. Hence many of their gods being self indulgent pricks.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (Ojki1)



They're all pissed about the Norse because the writings about them all seem to come from post-Christianization. So possibly a lot of influence in what is known there. Such as Baldur dying and coming back to life after Ragnarok to be the only god.

Here's Overly Sarcastic Productions talking about the Poetic Edda and you can tell she gets all salty about the possible Christian influences.

https://youtu.be/73y4oUG_YgA

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2021 10:53 PM (vMCab)

469
Radio pet show sent t shirt " none of my friends walk
on two legs", silhouettes of doggehs and kittehs, one flying birdie (
tho too small )
Posted by: Getting the banned back together


Get a Noah's ark vest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

470 Jim,
No pepper spray. I just refused to participate in a conversation that was offensive. And I won't be dominated. So, I gave three warnings to abandon the subject. He insisted, so, I bade my goodbyes and left.

I have laundry to do and packing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 08, 2021 10:54 PM (vBO1h)

471 If we evolved from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 10:39 PM (SDdx5)


Evolution is the ultimate in individualist science: Evolution does not affect groups, only individuals as they pass on their genes.
Any change can be small, and can be a reconfiguration of previous iterations, but the most important part is that it gives benefits to offspring.
If it improves the ability to compete, it may force the non evolved out of a niche, or it could allow offsprings to compete in a totally different niche.

Evolution affects individuals and their progeny directly. It affects species only indirectly

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 10:54 PM (ySM85)

472 That your family may survive, lay a million eggs or give birth to one.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2021 10:56 PM (vuisn)

473 457 +1, Romeo13

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 10:56 PM (4ZIr6)

474 Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 10:46 PM (KAi1n)

I figured you would show up in this thread eventually.

Search my nic in this thread for enlightened commentary. I think Buck showed up in the comments last week.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 10:56 PM (F0YaR)

475 Which is interesting because a lot of the central themes of Norse mythology are antithetical to Christianity. The doomed nature of everything. Good. Evil. No matter what, it will all be destroyed at Ragnarok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:56 PM (csEWM)

476
IIRC, you and your wife both had the WuFlu vax,
didn't you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:51 PM (IJDQe)

Same day. Far be it for me to suggest a correlation. Probably just a result of cohabitation or so many years.

Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 10:57 PM (e+YsQ)

477 but the school most of interest is really really liberal ... Colorado College.

Go ahead and tell me why it's a terrible idea! Please! Regardless we're not flying out there without seeing all the schools we can.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (j9HX3)


Yep. How strong is your kid's mind?

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:57 PM (Hrwnm)

478 I cannot turn off that much of my brain and remember to breathe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:41 PM (csEWM)

I apparently can. Karen Gillan puts me in a meditative state.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:57 PM (Sq5xa)

479 Yep. How strong is your kid's mind?


honestly Emmie incredibly strong and stubborn beyond the telling of it

great skier and snowboarder; thinks will be a doctor

thinks the block schedule is a good idea to prepare for medical school

wants to be FAR from here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:58 PM (j9HX3)

480 >>> none of my kids have any interest in engineering. trust me we have tried.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:42 PM (j9HX3)


I wouldn't wish engineering on anyone that didn't want it. I probably would have gone computer science if I could have done it all again. But it's an honest living.

You need to have "the nack" as Dilbert said. And that isn't an ability, no, it's a deep burning desire to solve problems. Take things apart, wack it with a stick, figure it out, and fix the things that don't work. It's an itch you have to scratch. You know how people complain that some men just want to solve problems? It's that times a million. I will stay awake at night working problems over in my head that I haven't cracked yet. Not out of stress but because that process feels good. It's weird, I know.

That desire forms and fuels the ability. If they don't have that desire then I believe engineering would be a prison sentence. I've seen that before. The best hope for any person who finds themself in that position is to punch out and start over again somewhere else or maybe go into management.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 10:58 PM (6Phnr)

481 464 How the HELL do you make Julius Caesar boring?! She managed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:52 PM (csEWM)

Went to high school (and oddly college for 2 years) with a gal who told us she would finally accept that Julius Caesar had been a real person and not just a Shakespeare play cause she was tired of us trying to convince us- so to get us to shut up.

And then there was the night she shut down the cafeteria convos momentarily when she discovered and exclaimed shock that the outside part of the fried chicken was its skin. Could swear there was a record scratch soundeffect.

Why yes, she was blonde.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 10:58 PM (Ojki1)

482 Same day. Far be it for me to suggest a correlation. Probably just a result of cohabitation or so many years.
Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 10:57 PM (e+YsQ)

You should submit a report to VAERS in any case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 10:58 PM (IJDQe)

483 Survival of the Fittest is a tautology. Who survives? The most fit. Who is most fit? The ones that survive.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:59 PM (Sq5xa)

484 Evolution affects individuals and their progeny directly. It affects species only indirectly
Posted by: Kindltot

FUN FACT

Darwin never used the term "evolution".

Did not like it.

Finally did refer to it in the Eighth (8th) Edition of On the Origin of Species, and only to say that it was stupid and please stop.

Posted by: The Most Highly Developed Miklos you're likely to get at this hour at July 08, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

485 I apparently can. Karen Gillan puts me in a meditative state.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 10:57 PM (Sq5xa)

*raps gavel* Point of order! Karen Gillian (the Ginger Minx) was not in Tomorrow War!

Wait. Did I miss her? Am I going to have to watch that again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:59 PM (csEWM)

486 478 ... She's one of a kind. Powerful blend of beauty with an endearing awkwardness? Nerdiness?

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 11:00 PM (4ZIr6)

487
Berserker!!!!



Are you coming to the NOVAMOME?

Posted by: Ladyl at July 08, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

Don't look good actually. Shit is really coming to a head with the old house. A ton of stuff scheduled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2021 11:00 PM (VwHCD)

488 wants to be FAR from here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2021 10:58 PM (j9HX3)


Colorado Springs used to be famously conservative, but the leftists there are loud and proud. Still, there are nice views of Pike's Peak.

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 11:01 PM (Hrwnm)

489 475 Which is interesting because a lot of the central themes of Norse mythology are antithetical to Christianity. The doomed nature of everything. Good. Evil. No matter what, it will all be destroyed at Ragnarok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:56 PM (csEWM)

actually I always found the Norse religion rather fascinating - in many ways, it's not that different a view of the world EXCEPT that there is no salvation, no redemption, only death at the end. Christianity has also always taught that this world will be destroyed, BUT that is when the real story starts, not ends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2021 11:02 PM (rfYv5)

490 How the HELL do you make Julius Caesar boring?! She managed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

One of the frequent phrases in "De Bello Gallico" is "fortified by the arts of nature and man".

Many women have brought this phrase to mind.

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at July 08, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

491 It wasn't long ago that we figured out many of us have some Neaderthal ancestry. And we just found a new previously unknown human species that was around not that long ago. I'm very skeptical that we really understand man's origins as a scientific matter.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2021 11:04 PM (QU5/8)

492 The fittest shall survive and the unfit may live.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2021 11:04 PM (vuisn)

493 You know, not believing Julius Caesar was real is not the strangest thing I have even heard today. Considering the dude... he was playing a completely different game than every single one of his contemporaries.

He is like they tried to make it seem like Jordan was, but in every single thing he set his hand to- even if you believe only half of what he did (which you have to be careful, because he was also a master propagandist.)

I have always tried to think of other historical figures who can come close to matching his... brilliance? Audacity? Fate? and aside from Alexander the Great, I have a hard time coming up with many.

Some had elements of it, like Napoleon or even Robert E Lee, but they did not have it all the time, on demand like he seemed to have. Even when he had set backs, his enemies always figured that he was setting a trap for them when he was beaten, and so did not follow up.

*end Caesar fanclub... for now*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:05 PM (csEWM)

494 A ton of stuff scheduled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Trigglypuff is your escrow agent?

Posted by: Miklos, suddenly apprehensive at July 08, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

495 483 Ironic choice of words -- tauntaunology and survival of the fittest.

Because the tauntaun didn't make it, did it?

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 11:05 PM (4ZIr6)

496 *end Caesar fanclub... for now*
Posted by: Aetius451AD

But there...is another

Posted by: Octavius Miklosius Augustus at July 08, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

497 I am holding, right now, in my formerly marijuana-stained fingers, an original TSR Dungeon Module D3 - "Vault of the Drow".

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:07 PM (KAi1n)

498 But there...is another
Posted by: Octavius Miklosius Augustus at July 08, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

Octavian was gifted, but he did not have that ... incendiary brilliance. That is once every thousand years (or more.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:09 PM (csEWM)

499 Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Hrwnm)

....

I will definitely jot that down in the list of things to consider and possible resources.

That's very kind of you!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 08, 2021 11:10 PM (5We2S)

500 Wait. Did I miss her? Am I going to have to watch that again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 10:59 PM (csEWM)

No, I was just saying the losing that much brain power and remembering how to breathe thing is possible in my experience. My experience with Karen Gillan.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (Sq5xa)

501 Colorado Springs used to be famously conservative, but the leftists there are loud and proud. Still, there are nice views of Pike's Peak.
Posted by: Emmie

Loud and proud would be the most satisfying to run through a wood chipper, feet first, of course.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (x8OrB)

502 Octavian needed Agrippa to be his general. He was a good politician and had boatloads of charisma and will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (csEWM)

503 Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 11:00 PM (4ZIr6)

Yeah I hadn't really thought about it, but that's pretty bang on.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (Sq5xa)

504 Octavian was gifted, but he did not have that ... incendiary brilliance. That is once every thousand years (or more.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:09 PM (csEWM)

I am put in mind of Alfred the Great, possibly Charlemagne, certainly Catherine the Great. There is a level of ruthlessness that comes with that brilliance that makes it last the test of ages.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (SDdx5)

505 >She's one of a kind. Powerful blend of beauty with an endearing awkwardness? Nerdiness?
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2021 11:00 PM (4ZIr6)

I would almost say 'adorkable', but she's really too beautiful for that term.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 08, 2021 11:12 PM (DXFDM)

506 Octavian was gifted, but he did not have that ... incendiary brilliance. That is once every thousand years (or more.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Maybe.

But he succeeded where the old man didn't, and made it stick.

Posted by: The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Miklos, and Reginald Perrin at July 08, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

507 Colorado Springs used to be famously conservative, but the leftists there are loud and proud. Still, there are nice views of Pike's Peak.

Sad, but that's what happens when you substitute volume for intelligence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)

508 I am put in mind of Alfred the Great, possibly Charlemagne, certainly Catherine the Great. There is a level of ruthlessness that comes with that brilliance that makes it last the test of ages.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (SDdx5)

Alexander.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (oHd/0)

509 actually I always found the Norse religion rather fascinating - in many ways, it's not that different a view of the world EXCEPT that there is no salvation, no redemption, only death at the end. Christianity has also always taught that this world will be destroyed, BUT that is when the real story starts, not ends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2021 11:02 PM (rfYv5)


Maybe, and I could be wrong, doesn't the Norse legends believe in a version of Heaven, where the valiant get to reside forever in Valhalla? Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (F0YaR)

510 Alexander.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (oHd/0)

Naturally.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 11:14 PM (SDdx5)

511 *end Caesar fanclub... for now*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:05 PM (csEWM)

Sometimes you are blessed with the right enemies. Iif you show brilliance early on people expect it all the time, which can lead to disappointment but also it can create it's own "luck", as rather than try to be bold they pause at the wrong moment to seize a chance or get so paralyzed by what you might be planning they uncut cut themselves trying to make a flawless plan.

Part of why Michael Jordan had so much presence is both he was that damn good, and once that got into people's heads they wanted to try to outthink him in order to not be posterized. Which more often than not (in his prime) contributed to them being posterized. You miss every shot you don't take, but you get afraid it will be crammed down your neck and give him the opportunity to set the tempo. And then bam, you're on the poster as he dunks over you.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 11:14 PM (Ojki1)

512 There is a level of ruthlessness that comes with that brilliance that makes it last the test of ages.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (SDdx5)

Hmmm. Caesar never lost that 'human touch'... until he did not notice and react to the plot to kill him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:14 PM (csEWM)

513 There is a level of ruthlessness that comes with that brilliance that makes it last the test of ages.
Posted by: tcn in AK,

I have fired Jared and Ivanka, that I can tell you.

Posted by: GEOTUS at July 08, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

514 I tried linking this unknown singer the other night but links are always pretty hit or miss around here. I honestly don't click on many of them myself.

Abby Ward. Tennessee Whiskey. My sweet dear goodness what a soulful voice. And that rasp she deploys on "sweet" does very bad things to me.

tinyurl.com/44wzsk5c

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 11:15 PM (Sq5xa)

515 Maybe, and I could be wrong, doesn't the Norse legends believe in a version of Heaven, where the valiant get to reside forever in Valhalla? Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (F0YaR)

Valhalla is reserved for combatants who die in battle. They get to hack each other to pieces and then get put back together to eat and drink themselves stupid, and then do it all again. Maybe that's one version of heaven, but even it all goes away at Ragnarok.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 11:15 PM (SDdx5)

516 Maybe, and I could be wrong, doesn't the Norse legends believe in a version of Heaven, where the valiant get to reside forever in Valhalla? Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (F0YaR)

If you are brave, and die in Battle, the Valkyrie come and choose you to go to Valhalla, where you will drink, and wench, all night... then get up the next day and battle, training for the Final Battle against the Giants... Ragnorak.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 11:16 PM (oHd/0)

517
No, I was just saying the losing that much brain power and remembering how to breathe thing is possible in my experience. My experience with Karen Gillan.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2021 11:11 PM (Sq5xa)

The little brain that takes over has back up breathing controls. Men wouldn't survive puberty otherwise.

Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 11:16 PM (Ojki1)

518 Maybe.

But he succeeded where the old man didn't, and made it stick.
Posted by: The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Miklos, and Reginald Perrin at July 08, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

But without Caesar, Augustus would not have ever been able to do anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:16 PM (csEWM)

519 Hmmm. Caesar never lost that 'human touch'... until he did not notice and react to the plot to kill him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

He lost his head.

And I lost mine.

Posted by: the Original Marcus Tullius Cicero at July 08, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

520 Octavian was gifted, but he did not have that ... incendiary brilliance.
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That should have been signed by Kallinikos

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2021 11:17 PM (CTJwJ)

521 But without Caesar, Augustus would not have ever been able to do anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*nods in solemn agreement*

Posted by: the Warrior-tall one they have called "Baron" from birth at July 08, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

522 Alexander and Caesar, Napoleon too
To conquer the world they thought was their due
Each one of them died as a mortal in time
The real reason we live is the love we must find

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:19 PM (KAi1n)

523 Well, my beloved Horde, it's time for me to close my eyes.

It was great chatting with you. See you soon!

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 08, 2021 11:19 PM (Hrwnm)

524 Regarding that abandoned church in the thread below since people were asking:

https://tinyurl.com/34p5sep2

In short: Located in Azores Islands, not abandoned, built from ~1875-~1882 as a funerary chapel for the wife of a wealthy landowner, who was later buried there with her. He was a moderately neat dude.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 08, 2021 11:20 PM (wNDOJ)

525 And then bam, you're on the poster as he dunks over you.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2021 11:14 PM (Ojki1)

That... mirrors what Caesar had happen a lot. Pompey not following up after... damn, cannot remember the battle, but it was before Pharsalus.

Pharsalus itself. That was insane when you think about it. Outnumbered 2 to 1. Pompey has the numbers and the better ground. A single cohort deployed to counter a cavalry charge that Caesar knew would come (and was not noticed by the Pompeyan cavalry.) Cavalry beat Caesar's Cavalry. Run straight into that single cohort, get broken. That cohort flanks Pompey's line. Battle over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:21 PM (csEWM)

526 Each one of them died as a mortal in time
The real reason we live is the love we must find
Posted by: SFGoth

I'm guessing there are no "He fights for YOU" billboards with you on them around town.

Posted by: Blind Bourbon drinking Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 08, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

527 Night Emmie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:22 PM (csEWM)

528 *I* did not sock Buck. Holy BOC symbol i would never do that. But it would be cool if he were here. At his age and accomplishment, i doubt he's worried about cancel culture.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:23 PM (yKjsG)

529 Battle over.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*calls for an amphora of the Old Falernian*

Posted by: Miklosius of the Loyal IX Legio at July 08, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

530 Oh

The cevapcici turned out OK

Ajvar not so spicy as I like

No Serbian or Croatian ladies to make it Really Special though

Posted by: Miklos, whos ancestors disapppeared at Croatan (or so they say) at July 08, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

531 Lend me your shoes.

Posted by: Croctavian at July 08, 2021 11:28 PM (W4eKo)

532 Darwin never used the term "evolution". [ . . .] Posted by: The Most Highly Developed Miklos

the study of epigenetics, how environment affects the gene expression and transmission of altered expression of individuals post conception, is very interesting too. In review it is possible that Lamarck was also correct, but had no possible way of explaining how it worked or what the mechanism was.

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 11:29 PM (ySM85)

533 Lend me your shoes.
Posted by: Croctavian

Walk a mile in another man's Crocs

Or just steal his Vespa

Posted by: Miklosian Waffle House Wisdom at July 08, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

534 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey WeirdDave!

The SkaterGirlz have caused a great disturbance in my pants...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

535 528 *I* did not sock Buck. Holy BOC symbol i would never do that. But it would be cool if he were here. At his age and accomplishment, i doubt he's worried about cancel culture.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:23 PM (yKjsG)


Oh noes... I wasn't accusing you of socking Buck Dharma. But I *did* spot that nic in the comments fairly recently.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 11:32 PM (F0YaR)

536 533 Lend me your shoes.
Posted by: Croctavian

Walk a mile in another man's Crocs

Or just steal his Vespa
Posted by: Miklosian Waffle House Wisdom at July 08, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

And then you are a mile away, and he has no Vespa.

Posted by: just the punchline at July 08, 2021 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

537 In review it is possible that Lamarck was also correct, but had no possible way of explaining how it worked or what the mechanism was.
Posted by: Kindltot

Now see?

Posted by: Gregor Mendel who like TOTALLY gets this at July 08, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

538 One of the zillion areas in which I'm very very weak is mythology, including Norse, so when I saw "Baldur" I thought of the Nazi official who had not one, but two, signers of the Declaration of Independence in his blood line. Not something you saw every day. Head of the Hitler Youth.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 11:32 PM (OTzUX)

539 I keep a low profile in the legal world. I've never appeared in any legal publication. If the industry publication "Super Lawyers" ever put me in their magazine, i would sue them for defamation. I don't have a website, i don't advertise. I don't even have my own clients. I do have a positive reputation among the judges i appear before, and my old law firm brings me aboard for difficult stuff sometimes, but otherwise, i'm just some joe shmoe nobody realizes i'm a lawyer. : - >

The real reason i live is the love i must find.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:33 PM (yKjsG)

540 Octavian was gifted, but he did not have that ... incendiary brilliance.

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How is brilliance manifested?

Cicero was a brilliant orator but he accomplished nothing of lasting impact besides a sterling reputation for oratory.

Octavian managed to co-opt an entire government with a long history of severe allergy to kingship and bring it under his heel while promulgating the fiction that nothing had really changed. Hell, he didn't even hold a formal office for much of his reign even as he exercised dictatorial power over the greatest polity on Earth for (IIRC) like 70 years.

That, in my book, is brilliance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:33 PM (VxC1e)

541 >>> Maybe, and I could be wrong, doesn't the Norse legends believe in a version of Heaven, where the valiant get to reside forever in Valhalla? Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree.
Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 08, 2021 11:13 PM (F0YaR)


Well, they're all expected to join with and perish into oblivion alongside Odin at the end fighting Fenrir. That's was one of the main purposes of saving them there. But until then, you guys chillax and enjoy yourself. Try the oyster bar, and there's dancing up top every Woden's day, Thor's day, and Frja's day.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 11:34 PM (6Phnr)

542 And then you are a mile away, and he has no Vespa.
Posted by: just the punchline

Your time here has been well spent, grasshopper.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 08, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

543 Btw, check out the lyrics to BOC's song "Workshop of the Telescopes". Without looking up the explanation, try to guess what it is about. Utterly fascinating.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:36 PM (yKjsG)

544 Worse than Kansas City faggots:

https://tinyurl.com/ey76fnvu

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 08, 2021 11:36 PM (ElqsY)

545 The real reason i live is the love i must find.
Posted by: SFGoth

Second career as a Country Music songwriter?

Posted by: Ever-Optimistic Miklos (until the likker runs out) at July 08, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

546 I think it was established that Bo Snerdley was a lurking observer.
Posted by: as Miklos recalls at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)


Been listening to his podcasts "Rush Limbaugh: The Man Behind the Golden EIB Microphone." Good stuff. You have to scroll down to find the first episode, from April:

https://tinyurl.com/3wzv4uvn

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 08, 2021 11:37 PM (ZOCnp)

547 If Buck Dharma really is here, I'd love to give him a shout-out. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

548 Your time here has been well spent, grasshopper.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at July 08, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

*Goes off to spread punchlines to random people in need.*

Posted by: Pun Fu, the Legacy begins at July 08, 2021 11:38 PM (Ojki1)

549 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6kbaYDqzk0

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 08, 2021 11:38 PM (769ST)

550 Miklos, a beach photoshoot in Bulgaria

Only Here the Lavender Fields are next to the Beach - Natural Light Photoshoot

https://tinyurl.com/yxm5tc77

Posted by: Kindltot - By the way, Free Brittany at July 08, 2021 11:39 PM (ySM85)

551 If Buck Dharma really is here, I'd love to give him a shout-out. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

I'd call it a shout-in

Posted by: Miklos says Hi Buck (Hi Buck!) at July 08, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

552 ...https://tinyurl.com/ey76fnvu

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 08, 2021 11:36 PM



War rig starter vehicle?

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 11:39 PM (sHFNi)

553 Wouldn't it be something if Buck showed up at one of the MoMees.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

554 Jonah Goldberg is as funny as a perforated hemorrhoid. Seriously, whatever that guy is doing is far, far away from humor. Unless he's being bitten by an animal, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2021 11:40 PM (Ink9N)

555 Actually, miklos, those lyrics are from a song i wrote about 20+ years ago, called "Whisper on the Wind". Those particular lines are the last 1/3 of the bridge.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:40 PM (yKjsG)

556 One thing that's interesting to me about BOC is, there's really no breakout "star" of the band. The band itself is the star. In fact I'd bet most people would be hard-pressed to name a single member.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2021 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

557 Wouldn't it be something if Buck showed up at one of the MoMees.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Don't get your hopes up. Uncle Buck is more likely to come.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)

558 Head of the Hitler Youth.
Posted by: rhomboid

Notorious homo.

Gave several interviews in English after the war.

Deported Jews from Vienna, insufficiently punished.

Posted by: Miklos wonders about things and people sometimes at July 08, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

559 Wouldn't it be something if Buck showed up at one of the MoMees.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)



---------



Don't get your hopes up. Uncle Buck is more likely to come.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)

Better luck with Buck Naked.

Posted by: flounder at July 08, 2021 11:42 PM (KnJdm)

560 If Buck Dharma really is here, I'd love to give him a shout-out. :-)

If he is here and posting, we'll never know. Too many fan bois would mob the poor guy once they found out his nic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 08, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

561 Jonah Goldberg is as funny as a perforated hemorrhoid. Seriously, whatever that guy is doing is far, far away from humor. Unless he's being bitten by an animal, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2021 11:40 PM (Ink9N)

---------

Jonah Goldberg > Trevor Noah

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:43 PM (VxC1e)

562 That, in my book, is brilliance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:33 PM (VxC1e)

Not saying he is NOT brilliant, but...Augustus started out as the adopted son of Julius Caesar. He also had the aid of his brother in all but name Agrippa (a gifted soldier, general, admiral and also builder.) He was also gifted in his enemies. A drunken, hedonistic lout, who, while a good solider had the charisma of... a nice wall?
Caesar faced Pompey- considered the greatest general of his generation.
Cicero- considered one of the greatest Roman politicians of all time.
The entirety of Gaul, the Germans, the British Isles a bit and every two bit jackanapes who wanted to take a shot at him.
Caesar flattened all of these and Augustus was able to come behind and deal with a MUCH more clear field over the course of a very long time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:43 PM (csEWM)

563 Is Buck Naked still involved with The Lazer Project in Texas?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 08, 2021 11:44 PM (vuisn)

564 Worse than Kansas City faggots:

https://tinyurl.com/ey76fnvu
Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 08, 2021 11:36 PM (ElqsY)


Yes, they are the worst. But at least they self-identify as terrible human beings by demanding you use certain grammatical phrases to refer to them at the top of their vapor-inducing post. It's a damned truck. What a bunch of mewling qwims.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2021 11:44 PM (6Phnr)

565 Don't get your hopes up. Uncle Buck is more likely to come.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)

Um, mein Fuhrer...John Candy, he's mort.

Posted by: Bete parodying Downfall at July 08, 2021 11:44 PM (Ojki1)

566 *peeks in*
*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2021 11:45 PM (a/6Gi)

567 Miklos, a beach photoshoot in Bulgaria


The guy talks with about the accent of half the people I have spoken with in my life

Posted by: Miklos, semi-quasi conditionally nostalgic at July 08, 2021 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

568 https://tinyurl.com/ey76fnvu



Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 08, 2021 11:36 PM



War rig starter vehicle?

Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 11:39 PM (sHFNi)

Holy cow that thread is oozing soy.

Posted by: flounder at July 08, 2021 11:45 PM (KnJdm)

569 There was a hardcore fans show in Hobroken around 2008 (?). Legend has it buck surveyed the crowd and thought to himself, "i must be in hell. I think i know everybody here". LOL

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:45 PM (yKjsG)

570 Jonah Goldberg > Trevor Noah

Posted by: Cicero


Ummmmm, EVERYTHING>trevor noah....what a freaking waste of skin.

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 08, 2021 11:46 PM (r1z5A)

571 Von Schirach, light in the jackboots?

Missed, or had forgotten, that. Had a pretty wife and kids, as I recall. Or recall incorrectly.

Yeah he escaped Pierrepoint's noose. Then again so did hundreds of people very worthy of a neck-stretching. Possibly thousands. Some here profess to be in awe of the way Germany dealt with the situation compared to Japan, but in reality it's likely there was even less accountability for German war criminals, even including the several waves of court cases in West Germany in the 60s and 70s (and East Germany, well, yeah).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 11:47 PM (OTzUX)

572 Um, mein Fuhrer...John Candy, he's mort.
Posted by: Bete parodying Downfall at July 08, 2021 11:44 PM (Ojki1)

--------

I want everyone except Chris Farley, Sam Kinison and Richard Pryor to leave the room.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at July 08, 2021 11:47 PM (VxC1e)

573 Jonah Goldberg > Trevor Noah

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2021 11:43 PM (VxC1e)

Ever had a perforated hemorrhoid get stung by a scorpion? That's as funny as Noah. That he works in comedy is an indicator of the state of that business. At least Jonah's fat sad ass doesn't pretend to be a professional comic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2021 11:47 PM (Ink9N)

574 *peeks in*
*wanders off*
Posted by: SMH

*caught on ONT security camera*

*that last Natty Daddy was mine, but you can have it*

Posted by: Miklos, about to start the post-ONT sweeping and mopping at July 08, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

575 One thing I will say in Augustus' favor (and I do not have to defend the guy who is the first Emperor) is that he appeared to have more of a plan for AFTER he won. Caesar seemed to have grand ideas for reforms, but he seemed to want to work within the general system. Augustus thought larger and changed the system to something he believed would be better. Like Diocletian's own changes, I think it the main it was actually worse- just in a different way (and Diocletian's was FAR worse- at least he had an idea. Caesar wanted to work too much in a system that could not tolerate his presence within it. Combine that with his unwillingness to murder all his enemies, and you get him dead on the senate floor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:48 PM (csEWM)

576 I came upon buck dharma in the parking lot after a show years ago. He goes "what are you doing here?" It was Munich, Germany and i was on a mileage run, lol.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:49 PM (yKjsG)

577 War rig starter vehicle?
Posted by: Zettai at July 08, 2021 11:39 PM (sHFNi)
-----------------

Looks like a road warrior.
Wouldn't expect him to stop for antifa.

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 08, 2021 11:52 PM (ElqsY)

578 "The Odessa File" - great movie. IIRC, a few of those sentenced to hang escaped hanging. (The rope was, oooops, too long and they died of blunt force trauma.)

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:53 PM (yKjsG)

579 Yeah he escaped Pierrepoint's noose. Then again so did hundreds of people very worthy of a neck-stretching. Possibly thousands. Some here profess to be in awe of the way Germany dealt with the situation compared to Japan, but in reality it's likely there was even less accountability for German war criminals, even including the several waves of court cases in West Germany in the 60s and 70s (and East Germany, well, yeah).
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 08, 2021 11:47 PM (OTzUX)

Evidently, nobody on the victim side of the equation felt sufficiently exercised by his escaping the hangman to have him hunted down and killed, extra-judicially.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2021 11:53 PM (sOf2W)

580 Combine that with his unwillingness to murder all his enemies, and you get him dead on the senate floor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

So.

Trump-

Caesar, Augustus, or Literally Worse than Literally Hitler?

Posted by: Miklos "Frank" Luntz, CNN polster at July 08, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

581 Rhomboid, if you can find a book called "Wehrmacht Generals, West German Society, and the Debate on Rearmament, 1949-1959", by Alaric Searle, read it. (Though it may cost about $100.)

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:55 PM (KAi1n)

582 It was Munich, Germany and i was on a mileage run, lol.
Posted by: SFGoth

???

Oh

Rental car.

Autobahn.

Posted by: Miklos verstehe at July 08, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

583 569 There was a hardcore fans show in Hobroken around 2008 (?). Legend has
it buck surveyed the crowd and thought to himself, "i must be in hell. I
think i know everybody here". LOL

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2021 11:45 PM (yKjsG)

One year my birthday fell on Mardi Gras day. A couple of buds and i celebrated down town. The wives dragged us out to a bar out in the suburbs. Once in the bar for a bit I mentioned to a friend that I knew everyone in the place. Her response was "It's you surprise birthday party dumb ass". The alves of encahol.

Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 11:57 PM (e+YsQ)

584 So.

Trump-

Caesar, Augustus, or Literally Worse than Literally Hitler?
Posted by: Miklos "Frank" Luntz, CNN polster at July 08, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

Apples and oranges I am afraid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:58 PM (csEWM)

585 554 Jonah Goldberg...

Don't understand Goldberg and those others that light up Ace are so insignificant can't even recall their names.

Do they really have a following?

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 08, 2021 11:58 PM (ElqsY)

586 "and then D&D 3.0+ came along"

That really pissed me off. 2nd Edition was the Golden Age of D&D for my group. We had a long-term campaign that met every weekend owned all the accessories and maps and cards. And it wouldn't translate over to 3rd. Or I should say it was easier to translate parts of 3rd that we liked then transfer the entire campaign setting over to 3rd.

3rd Edition was not necessary and we viewed it as a money grab to force everyone to buy new source books.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 08, 2021 11:59 PM (j1vJK)

587 IIRC, a few of those sentenced to hang escaped hanging. (The rope was, oooops, too long and they died of blunt force trauma.)
Posted by: SFGoth

It was kept secret at the time, but a condition of West Germany's re-militarization in the 50s at part of NATO was that almost all the war criminals had sentences commuted.

Posted by: Miklos is aware of such at July 08, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

588 "Evidently, nobody on the victim side of the equation felt sufficiently exercised by his escaping the hangman to have him hunted down and killed, extra-judicially."

Well, not that we know of, or that succeeded anyway. But that's hardly any measure of how much he deserved it.

Fortunately somebody got Pfeiffer in France in the 70s, late, but better than never. Actually don't know how many others were properly harvested, "privately".

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 09, 2021 12:00 AM (OTzUX)

589 Occasionally I have socked as Buck, but only in an obvious joke context.

Sees through the charms of doctors and their wives...

dammit, going to have to look up the lyrics now!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2021 12:01 AM (ufFY8)

590 Miklos - vershehst du nicht. "Mileage runs" sind mit dem Flugzeugen. Zwei Tage in Deutschland.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 12:02 AM (yKjsG)

591 Miklos, was? Whose condition? Why would the US require sentences be commuted? Did the West Germans demand this?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 09, 2021 12:03 AM (OTzUX)

592 SFGoth, thanks. Actually, it will cost me my favorite price - Free.99. Just ordered it from the local library consortium (a university library has it).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 09, 2021 12:04 AM (OTzUX)

593 574 *peeks in*
*wanders off*
Posted by: SMH

*caught on ONT security camera*

*that last Natty Daddy was mine, but you can have it*
Posted by: Miklos, about to start the post-ONT sweeping and mopping at July 08, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

*looks*

Well, she left that Zima that has been sitting there for at least 9 years. At some point that thing is going to get to vote.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 12:04 AM (Ojki1)

594 "It's you surprise birthday party dumb ass". The alves of encahol.
Posted by: Javems

I tried to arrange a surprise birthday party once in Budapest.

I was so good, devious and clever, that I got the birthday boy distracted, and to my apartment (scene of the bash) completely unaware.

So he walked into the living room-"SURPRISE!!!" He played it well. But he knew as soon as I opened the door to the apartment.

Posted by: Miklos is aware certain European habits at July 09, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

595 No Kansas city faggots here:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1411146881346981892

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 12:05 AM (ElqsY)

596 Caesar seemed to have grand ideas for reforms, but he seemed to want to work within the general system. Augustus thought larger and changed the system to something he believed would be better. Like Diocletian's own changes, I think it the main it was actually worse- just in a different way (and Diocletian's was FAR worse- at least he had an idea. Caesar wanted to work too much in a system that could not tolerate his presence within it. Combine that with his unwillingness to murder all his enemies, and you get him dead on the senate floor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 08, 2021 11:48 PM (csEWM)

So...Trump is the modern version of Caesar, down to the same flaws and opponents in a swamp?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 12:06 AM (Ojki1)

597 Rhomboid, cool. I wish we could post pics of our WW2 book collections here and compare.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 12:06 AM (yKjsG)

598 " a condition of West Germany's re-militarization"

Curious: has there ever been an instance where the loser prosecuted the winner's troops for war crimes?

Otherwise the whole war crimes thing is really just about who succeeds in using violence right?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 12:08 AM (j1vJK)

599 Whose condition? Why would the US require sentences be commuted? Did the West Germans demand this?
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX)

At Adenauer's insistence, Commutations were done by Bundesrepublik Courts, by quiet agreement with the US.

My short summary would be "If you want us in, let them go"

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the Ghost of Spandau was under joint Rooskie control at July 09, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

600 I think it was established that Bo Snerdley was a lurking observer.
Posted by: as Miklos recalls at July 08, 2021 09:39 PM



Confirmed, more or less, during the Boston Marathon bombing saga. Within minutes of a poster referring to the dead brother as "Speedbump" after the other brother ran his carcass over while fleeing, Rush was laughing about it on air. His comment was something along the lines of "Hey, I didn't come up with that, it's what they're saying on the internet!"

Posted by: Bert G at July 09, 2021 12:08 AM (yWiVB)

601 vershehst du nicht. "Mileage runs" sind mit dem Flugzeugen. Zwei Tage in Deutschland.
Posted by: SFGoth

Ich verstehe.

I have done that.

Never quite made Delta Flying Colonel, when they had that.

Posted by: Miklos, 35,000 feet sealed in metal tube became less fun at July 09, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

602 'Caesar seemed to have grand ideas for reforms, but he seemed to want to work within the general system. Augustus thought larger and changed the system to something he believed would be better. '

Sounds just like Paul and Leto Atreides

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 12:12 AM (j1vJK)

603 Never quite made Delta Flying Colonel, when they had that.
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My brother had it at one time, could bump mere peasants off of flights, IIRC

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs (qIQLc) at July 09, 2021 12:12 AM (qIQLc)

604 As long as conservatives exist, liberals will destroy everything.

Posted by: klaftern at July 09, 2021 12:14 AM (r4sI4)

605
The alves of encahol.

Beware the eyes of Marge!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2021 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

606 604 As long as conservatives exist, liberals will destroy everything.
Posted by: klaftern at July 09, 2021 12:14 AM (r4sI4)

And if conservatives were gone, liberals would destroy everything anyway, until the last one offs themselves in self loathing.

It is their nature.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 12:15 AM (Ojki1)

607 Beware the eyes of Marge!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2021 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Bart Simpson, grounded for two weeks at July 09, 2021 12:16 AM (Ojki1)

608 The alves of encahol.

Beware the eyes of Marge!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Large Marge or mid-sized Marge?

Posted by: Miklos Homer-Simpson at July 09, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

609 "So...Trump is the modern version of Caesar, down to the same flaws and opponents in a swamp?"

(cover your eyes, Agent Garcia)

Nero wants his Chello. I say again, Nero wants his Chello.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 12:17 AM (j1vJK)

610 Nero wants his Chello. I say again, Nero wants his Chello.

My long moustache stayin' Right Damn HERE

Posted by: "John" at July 09, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

611 I am put in mind of Alfred the Great, possibly Charlemagne, certainly Catherine the Great. There is a level of ruthlessness that comes with that brilliance that makes it last the test of ages.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 08, 2021 11:11

Alexander.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2021 11:13

Someone here had me looking up Aethelwold Alfred's grandson who may have done a better job of unifying England but didn't have as good a press afterwards.

Posted by: Farmer at July 09, 2021 12:20 AM (55Qr6)

612 My brother had it at one time, could bump mere peasants off of flights, IIRC
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Nice imitation of Nancy Pelosi, there.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2021 12:21 AM (a/6Gi)

613 Pink Floyd's, Roger Waters responds to Mark Zuckerberg. Real time video:


https://twitter.com/i/status/1404782066391293954

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 12:22 AM (ElqsY)

614

Flooding in NYC right now from TS Elsa:


https://is.gd/NYC_flooding

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:23 AM (sHFNi)

615 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2021 12:24 AM (3s5bs)

616 My brother had it at one time, could bump mere peasants off of flights, IIRC
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Nice imitation of Nancy Pelosi, there.
Posted by: SMH

Free booze, too, like Pelosi.

But she got the whole military jet, and taxpayers covered the "hospitality". About $280,000 as I hazily recall.

Posted by: Miklos, Webelo First Class at July 09, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

617 I made 1K on United 3 years running with 100% mileage runs. While fools were zig-zagging around the US, i was flying to london and munich or frankfurt. One time i left work at lunch tuesday, flew to london, had breakfast in heathrow, got back to the office jyst after lunch wednesday. $250

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 12:24 AM (yKjsG)

618 Operation Paperclip, to bring german scientists to the US, they massaged the hell out of their files. The top 3 guys at NASA running the Saturn program and Canaveral during Apollo were straight up Nazis. Not just a little bit, they retroactively changed their "resumes" to "Not an Ardent Nazi".

It wasn't just rocket scientists, they had quite the chemical warfare program for example, a lot of krauts were sent to Edgewood and Ft. Dietrich. Probably many of the "Ops" ran since the war (a whole bunch) on Americans probably have had their genesis in commies and nazis in high places, or their ideological heirs.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2021 12:24 AM (clL70)

619 589 Occasionally I have socked as Buck, but only in an obvious joke context.

Sees through the charms of doctors and their wives...

dammit, going to have to look up the lyrics now!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2021 12:01 AM (ufFY


Hmmm. I found this --

https://tinyurl.com/973mszys

Yep. The hash matches...

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at July 09, 2021 12:25 AM (F0YaR)

620 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Enjoy the Northern Lights 'n Stuff!

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at July 09, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

621 https://twitter.com/i/status/1404782066391293954

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 12:22 AM


¡De ninguna pinche manera!

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:28 AM (sHFNi)

622 Flooding in NYC right now from TS Elsa:

https://is.gd/NYC_flooding

Posted by: Zettai

Concern:

[ ] Noted

[ ] Not noted

[X] Does not apply

Posted by: Miklos, willing to sell NYC and coastal Cali to the Chinese for a Pearl of Great Price at July 09, 2021 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

623 Flooding in NYC right now from TS Elsa
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So?

This affects me in the midwest...how?

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2021 12:30 AM (a/6Gi)

624 SuperWillowed (tm). Hi!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 09, 2021 12:32 AM (EiPf6)

625 Flooding in NYC right now from TS Elsa
___

So?

This affects me in the midwest...how?


Might convince some New Yorkers to move out your way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 09, 2021 12:33 AM (SchxB)

626 Occasionally I have socked as Buck, but only in an obvious joke context.



I have never socked as Buck. Maybe I have missed a few.

I aspire to, but do not expect perfection.

Posted by: Miklos, Calvinist Kaizen trainer at July 09, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

627 1. George Carlin on trading freedom for the allusion of security
https://twitter.com/i/status/1401880783632146435

2. George Carlin on germs and our responses
https://twitter.com/i/status/1401879645092470786

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 12:34 AM (ElqsY)

628 So?

This affects me in the midwest...how?

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2021 12:30 AM



Well... Living in Upstate Newyorkistan as I do, I found it amusing, because NYC, ha ha ha, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:35 AM (sHFNi)

629 SuperWillowed (tm). Hi!
Posted by: Funsize

I said Hi, but is was like, two threads ago.

Posted by: Miklos, diligent if dilatory at July 09, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

630 Might convince some New Yorkers to move out your way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Not gonna happen.

Not many cultural things to do in corn and soybean fields.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2021 12:36 AM (a/6Gi)

631

Royal Wave™ at Funsize...

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:36 AM (sHFNi)

632 Hola senor Miklos de Castilo y Navarro.

Hopefully that's enough title for you. You want Galicia too? I hear its nice. I'll try to wrest it from Carlos's grip.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 09, 2021 12:37 AM (39aJG)

633 Zettai, hello. I gotta finish my Rye and attempt sleep so here i am. Glug glug!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 09, 2021 12:38 AM (EiPf6)

634 NYC flooding?

I only give a damn about J.J. Sefton, Scuba Dude and other Morons & 'ettes, there.

Soon as they're secure, then open the floodgates and let the mighty waters roar.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2021 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

635

We've only brown fields here in Bimton, Newyorkistan...

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:38 AM (sHFNi)

636 Not many cultural things to do in corn and soybean fields.
Posted by: SMH

Everybody needs a final resting place.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking sustainable free-range soil fertilization at July 09, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)

637 I only give a damn about J.J. Sefton, Scuba Dude and other Morons & 'ettes, there.

Soon as they're secure, then open the floodgates and let the mighty waters roar.


Jim

Cajun Navy, NYC Division?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking limited goals at July 09, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

638

Funsize's drapes don't match the carpet... The hashes, I mean!

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:40 AM (sHFNi)

639 Hopefully that's enough title for you. You want Galicia too? I hear its nice. I'll try to wrest it from Carlos's grip.
Posted by: Funsize

Catalunya

Posted by: Miklos, would even learn Catalan at July 09, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

640 623 Flooding in NYC right now from TS Elsa
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DeBlasio did it.

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 12:42 AM (ElqsY)

641 Posted by: Javems at July 08, 2021 11:57

Thanks for the chuckle. LMAO

Posted by: Farmer at July 09, 2021 12:43 AM (55Qr6)

642 Flooding in NYC right now from TS Elsa:

https://is.gd/NYC_flooding

Posted by: Zettai

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'

Posted by: Rorschach at July 09, 2021 12:43 AM (Ojki1)

643 DeBlasio did it.

Posted by: Braenyard

If he'd get his fat as out of the ocean, the water level would drop by at least three inches.

Posted by: Miklosian Climate Strategies LLP at July 09, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

644 Miklos. You've scripted Escape from New York with a single john-boat and one pissed off Cajun.

Cut, Print, it's a Wrap!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2021 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

645 Well... Living in Upstate Newyorkistan as I do, I found it amusing, because NYC, ha ha ha, and all that...
Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:35 AM (sHFNi)
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If they had listened to Bastardi they would have been prepared.

Guess NYers don't listen to the Pennsylvania Dutch.

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 12:45 AM (ElqsY)

646 637 I only give a damn about J.J. Sefton, Scuba Dude and other Morons & 'ettes, there.
Soon as they're secure, then open the floodgates and let the mighty waters roar.

Jim

Cajun Navy, NYC Division?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking limited goals at July 09, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

I just want to see super smart and sophisticated New Yorkers freaking out and retweeting photoshopped images of sharks in the subway, like when Sandy hit. Cause they are sooo much smarter than fly over country.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 12:46 AM (Ojki1)

647 <i>If Buck Dharma really is here, I'd love to give him a shout-out.</i>
Holy shit-snacks.
BOC gave a concert at West Point while I was there and I WAS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO BUY A TICKET TO SEE THEM.
I did catch them at a Huntsville, Alabama concert a couple a days before I left to be a platoon leader in Erlangen, FRG, so many years ago. The T-shirt I bought at that concert faded into tatters, sadly.

I've got all of their albums up to and including "Curse of the Hidden Mirror". (hits Wikipedia) Shit! I'll have to buy "The Symbol Remains".

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 12:47 AM (769ST)

648

Was Funsize socked at #632?

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:47 AM (sHFNi)

649 Cut, Print, it's a Wrap!


Jim

With Kurt Russell as Cap'm Jim's irascible older sidekick.

Posted by: And Miklos as Gabby Hayes in a brief cameo at July 09, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

650 "Yeah, that always bothered me about evolution. Random mutations consistently evolve organisms into higher and more complex forms? Even a non-engineer like me can grasp that the more complexity that is added into a system, the more opportunities for failure will arise. And the human body--the product of evolution--is about as complex a system as we are ever going to find in nature.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at July 08, 2021 10:12 PM (K5n5d)"

I think you're missing some aspects here; it doesn't consistently evolve things into more complex forms. It consistently evolves them into failures, but it's the rare successes that stick around. People are thinking of this bass-ackwards because they're not considering the absurd time scales we're dealing with.

You're also glossing over the pretty wild variance in genetic complexity between different types of life, and how that relates to which ones are static for long periods of time or have highly effective mechanisms for compensating for genetic changes.

However you're not wrong, adding complexity comes at a cost. Things do die out not just because of overspecialization, but also because their species genetics are in bad shape

Posted by: somedood at July 09, 2021 12:48 AM (s3j76)

651 Eh, not many cultural things on the coasts either. Good symphony. Good museums. But anything that isn't legacy heritage is horrifyingly bad, and also available online.

I think I can live without attending a live taping of Trevor Noah's "comedy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2021 12:49 AM (Ink9N)

652 Was Funsize socked at #632?
Posted by: Zettai

I hope not, because I wuz PROMISED mi territorio!

Posted by: Don Miklos de Yucatan y Catalunya at July 09, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

653 Random mutations consistently evolve organisms into higher and more complex forms?
Random mutations that survive do.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 12:51 AM (769ST)

654 However you're not wrong, adding complexity comes at a cost. Things do die out not just because of overspecialization, but also because their species genetics are in bad shape
Posted by: somedood at July 09, 2021 12:48 AM (s3j76)

A lot of mutations that happen in nature are also unable to reproduce, which adds more challenges to the odds of each form of life.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 12:51 AM (Ojki1)

655

Only Funsize would have that knowledge of the situación territorial in Iberia...

Posted by: Zettai at July 09, 2021 12:52 AM (sHFNi)

656 "Curious: has there ever been an instance where the loser prosecuted the winner's troops for war crimes?

Otherwise the whole war crimes thing is really just about who succeeds in using violence right?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 12:08 AM (j1vJK)"

War crimes aren't just about tribunals; violators can and do get whacked on the spot.

The whole thing with laws for war is that those that follow them do so because they think they can win without coloring outside the lines, and hope that by doing so they can take certain threats against themselves off the table. Sometimes it works to limit the scope of activity, sometimes it doesn't.

Posted by: somedood at July 09, 2021 12:53 AM (s3j76)

657 Eh, not many cultural things on the coasts either. Good symphony. Good museums. But anything that isn't legacy heritage is horrifyingly bad, and also available online.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Most of the Culture Stuff on the Coasts, is only there because it is heavily subsidized by people NOT on those coasts.

Good Grief, the Kennedy Center was a freakin' line item in the "Pandemic Relief" bill.

Posted by: Miklos, applying for unemployment a bit late apparently at July 09, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

658 Male calico cats can't reproduce. But the females can and they are very pretty.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 12:53 AM (yKjsG)

659 ... An instant later I saw the system had zeroed out my tip on refresh. I could have tipped the man when he got here but instead, I immediately called and had them add my tip on, they said no problem.

----

I drive for Grubhub & Doordash on weekends. I appreciate all tips, of course, but I prefer cash, for certain reasons. Wink wink.

It's actually not a bad side gig. I can make close to $500 over a busy weekend, delivering to a suburban residential zone as well as a mid-sized college. I drive a beater, and the mileage write-off usually covers the taxes.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 09, 2021 12:56 AM (8E8Am)

660 Male calico cats can't reproduce. But the females can and they are very pretty.
Posted by: SFGoth

Perhaps

Posted by: Herr Schroedinger at July 09, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

661 SFGoth. About 99% of Calico Cats are female. And the male's can't reproduce.

And about 99% of Yellow Tabbys are Male, and reproduce by the dozens.

Think we could cross breed 'em till an equilibrium is established? Striped Calicos, aka Maine Coons! lol


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2021 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

662 Most of the Culture Stuff on the Coasts, is only there because it is heavily subsidized by people NOT on those coasts.

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Yes, or endowed by long dead men. What will today's crass billionaire endow? Some awful thing purchased at huge expense from the Tate Gallery, housed in a PoMo monstrosity, alongside jars of piss with crucifixes, enormous sculptures of ashtrays, and the like.

The whole "but we are the centers of the arts and intellectual pursuits" is an absolute joke. That hasn't been a positive statement in many years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2021 01:00 AM (Ink9N)

663 Maine Coons! lol


Jim

Be careful bout dem Coon based trademarks

Posted by: Les Amis de l'Acadie, M. Miklos , Avocat at July 09, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

664 For instance, roughly 1 out of 200 women are color blind versus 1 out 12 men (worldwide numbers; I fucking hate tinyurl, so google/duckduckgo yourself to get links).
IF you assume that early hominids split duties such that the female with children were foraging for plants and fruits and the males were either fucking off or trying to kill/capture/find animals for protein, then you'd see that being able to detect color differences were really important for one group and less important for the other. You might think that the difference in the number of color receptors between the sexes would be another indicator.
So, an early male hominid with the ability to detect subtle differences in color would not be a de-facto benefit while an early female hominid's ability to detect if that particular fruit is ripe or not by its color could be a de-facto benefit.
Since we have tools in these times, you could even create a simulation to see how that might work.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 01:04 AM (769ST)

665 The whole "but we are the centers of the arts and intellectual pursuits" is an absolute joke. That hasn't been a positive statement in many years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

There is less of value in Alexandria, Virginia, than there was in the Library of Alexandria.

Posted by: Miklos, unconcerned about who burns what, 'cause insurance, Rite? at July 09, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

666 "Curious: has there ever been an instance where the loser prosecuted the winner's troops for war crimes?
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As a hypothetical, had the Civil War worked out differently, might Sherman have been justifiably tried as a war criminal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 01:11 AM (pbStR)

667

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'
Posted by: Rorschach at July 09, 2021 12:43 AM (Ojki1)


I like Rorschach, I just wish his mask didn't look like my parents fighting.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 09, 2021 01:11 AM (GtpEB)

668 7 I only give a damn about J.J. Sefton, Scuba Dude and other Morons & 'ettes, there.
Soon as they're secure, then open the floodgates and let the mighty waters roar.


Um.......Ace?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 09, 2021 01:13 AM (GtpEB)

669 I like Rorschach, I just wish his mask didn't look like my parents fighting.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 09, 2021 01:11 AM (GtpEB)

Hmmm.

*Sets cigar down*
*Writes on notepad*

Posted by: Freud at July 09, 2021 01:14 AM (Ojki1)

670 Outside of Mt. Vernon and some other historic landmarks, Alexandria is indistinguishable from kitschy gentrified snob-walks in any number of Midwestern cities, but with way more DC swamp creatures slithering around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2021 01:14 AM (Ink9N)

671 Yes, or endowed by long dead men. What will today's crass billionaire endow?...
The whole "but we are the centers of the arts and intellectual pursuits" is an absolute joke. That hasn't been a positive statement in many years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2021 01:00

How did these old foundations get hijacked? Henry Ford must be rolling over in his grave, as many others.

Posted by: Farmer at July 09, 2021 01:17 AM (55Qr6)

672
*Sets cigar down*
*Writes on notepad*
Posted by: Freud
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Uh, Sigmund, about that cigar...

Posted by: Jung at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (9Fwwf)

673 Hmmm.

*Sets cigar down*
*Writes on notepad*
Posted by: Freud

*sits on Papa's lap*

Posted by: Anna Freud at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

674 Cranium, now do the analysis for male vs female orgasm.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (yKjsG)

675 So, an early male hominid with the ability to detect subtle differences in color would not be a de-facto benefit
Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 01:04 AM (769ST)

*Chuckles*

Yes, detecting color patterns is not important at all in man, and especially in man-cubs.

Posted by: Shere Kahn at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (Ojki1)

676 Ok. Just got here. Catch me up.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (bzrNB)

677 As a hypothetical, had the Civil War worked out differently, might Sherman have been justifiably tried as a war criminal?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Does burning cities count?

Posted by: Miklos "Bomber" Harris at July 09, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

678 Uh, Sigmund, about that cigar...
Posted by: Jung at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (9Fwwf)

*Takes another hit*

ITS JUST A CIGAR, DAMMIT!
*Snort*
I'M ON MY WAY ANNA!

Posted by: Freud at July 09, 2021 01:20 AM (Ojki1)

679 7 I only give a damn about J.J. Sefton, Scuba Dude and other Morons & 'ettes, there.
Soon as they're secure, then open the floodgates and let the mighty waters roar.


Um.......Ace?
Posted by: Weirddave

He lives in Iceland.

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 01:22 AM (arJlL)

680 676 Ok. Just got here. Catch me up.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:18 AM (bzrNB)

Crab monster are invading, the GoPe sucks, Caesar was awesome, Evolution and theology are duking it out and Weirddave has parent issues.

That's the highlights.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:22 AM (Ojki1)

681 As a hypothetical, had the Civil War worked out differently, might Sherman have been justifiably tried as a war criminal?

Yes. The takeaway. Don't lose.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:22 AM (bzrNB)

682 Ok. Just got here. Catch me up.
Posted by: Pete Bog

No Catsup

No Coke. Too Woke

No Pepsi

RC Cola Hamburger hamburger hamburger

Posted by: Late Nite Short order Mikos at July 09, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

683 How did these old foundations get hijacked?

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Got taken over by expensively schooled but ignorant and dissipated nepots, and converted into hobby horses and status symbols to flaunt for their bien-pensant society palz... Grotesque dwarves gorging themselves on the generational seed grain that was siloed by their giant forebears.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2021 01:23 AM (Ink9N)

684
He lives in Iceland.
Posted by: JT
---------

I think we have an influencer there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 01:24 AM (CTJwJ)

685 679 7 I only give a damn about J.J. Sefton, Scuba Dude and other Morons & 'ettes, there.
Soon as they're secure, then open the floodgates and let the mighty waters roar.

Um.......Ace?
Posted by: Weirddave

He's a survivor, won't leave as the hobo hunting will be plentiful. Only downside is Vespa doesn't make a boat.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:24 AM (Ojki1)

686 That's the highlights.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:22 AM (Ojki1)

Thanks. Succinct. Pithy.

Don't drown New York until my son gets out. We call him snake for obvious reasons

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:24 AM (bzrNB)

687 My philosophy as a DM was to never straight jacket the party. If they want to check out the ruins that's where we're going. They want to sail across to the Moon Sea, that's what we're doing. Took a lot of effort on my part, but fortunately I had three or four generic dungeons in my back pocket.

Had to break the rule one time when our group paladin refused to join the party in a thieves guild mission. So I had a college co-ed write in flowing script a letter from his mother back at the family farm. The look on his face as she read through it was priceless:

"Your father and I are very proud of how quickly success has found you in the big city. The Hired hands you sent back will be immensely helpful with the harvest. Why just last week the barn caught fire, I don't know what we would have done, without their help the whole place would have gone down. So when was the eye patch says don't worry, everything is well in hand, ust focus on your business deal"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:25 AM (RLx3l)

688 No Catsup

No Coke. Too Woke

No Pepsi

RC Cola Hamburger hamburger hamburger
Posted by: Late Nite Short order Mikos at July 09, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkS

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...no coke?

Posted by: Pete at The Olympia at July 09, 2021 01:26 AM (Ojki1)

689 He lives in Iceland.
Posted by: JT

Like, my, umm...really hot girlfriend

You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Teenage Miklos at July 09, 2021 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

690 Does burning cities count?
Posted by: Miklos "Bomber" Harris at July 09, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)
-------------------------

And the women

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 01:27 AM (ElqsY)

691 He lives in Iceland.
Posted by: JT

So.

The whole "dirty Scandi Icebacks" thing was just...

Clever, that Ace.

Posted by: DezinformatsiyaBot Miklos at July 09, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

692 How did these old foundations get hijacked? ------

Got taken over by expensively schooled but ignorant and dissipated nepots, and converted into hobby horses and status symbols to flaunt for their bien-pensant society palz... Grotesque dwarves gorging themselves on the generational seed grain that was siloed by their giant forebears.

AndThe people they Hire to manage A fortune can not comprehend the effort and good luck that went into its making. And those hires know they don't deserve to direct it, and the resentment grows

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:28 AM (bzrNB)

693 He's a survivor, won't leave as the hobo hunting will be plentiful. Only downside is Vespa doesn't make a boat.
Posted by: Bete

AOP could provide plans.

Posted by: Miklos, who already escaped once at July 09, 2021 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

694 687 My philosophy as a DM was to never straight jacket the party. If they want to check out the ruins that's where we're going. They want to sail across to the Moon Sea, that's what we're doing. Took a lot of effort on my part, but fortunately I had three or four generic dungeons in my back pocket.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:25 AM (RLx3l)

Did a Star Trek one once. DM had to scramble when, fighting off a mob to get to the ship and escape, our Vulcan rolled snakeeyes, and instead of shooting the approaching threat instead he blew up our ship.

Granted it took the DM a minute to compose himself and the look of shock on his face after that roll was priceless.

Posted by: Pete at The Olympia at July 09, 2021 01:29 AM (Ojki1)

695 And the women
Posted by: Braenyard

You know that there are three (3) kinds of Yankees.

Posted by: Miklos, who knows at July 09, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

696 He uses the fiberglass saddle bags as pontoons.

Posted by: Braenyard, (ElqsY) looking forward to 2022 at July 09, 2021 01:30 AM (ElqsY)

697 When I played D&D, it was strictly hack-and-slash. Kill the monsters, get the treasure, add up the ex points, gain a level, learn new spells (I preferred MUs), rinse, repeat.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 01:31 AM (KAi1n)

698 Only downside is Vespa doesn't make a boat.
Posted by: Bete
-------

The parent corporation has, however, made outboard motors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 01:31 AM (vOGqy)

699 Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...no coke?
Posted by: Pete

No cheese

Land O'Lakes also fucking woke

Posted by: Miklos, intolerant immigrant at July 09, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

700 But I gave him an out. I had the girl strike through certain letters in cursive, it looked decorative but when put together (which he finally noticed) spelled out "rapids unlocked". Which referred to an escape tunnel from the farm that exited at the rapids, to a hidden iron gate that was now unlocked.

Which meantt he got that 16 Winston from his mother"s side of the family

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:32 AM (Dw4Q1)

701 Miklos, who already escaped once


Now once more into the breach! Blow wind, come wrack. At least we'll die with harness on our back.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:32 AM (bzrNB)

702 16 Wisdom not Winston

21st century and AI still can't do voice to text SMH. Probably because diversity is our strength LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:33 AM (Dw4Q1)

703 695
You know that there are three (3) kinds of Yankees.
Posted by: Miklos, who knows at July 09, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

Do Tommy Shaw, Jack Blades, Ted Nugent of The Amboy Dukes, and Michael Cartellone count as 1 type together, or .75 each?

And where does Mickey Mantle fit in then?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:34 AM (Ojki1)

704 "Granted it took the DM a minute to compose himself and the look of shock on his face after that roll was priceless"

LOL yup. DMs got to stay flexible. it's not a fair fight, there are six of them and two are smarter than you haha

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:35 AM (Dw4Q1)

705 And where does Mickey Mantle fit in then?

Centerfield I think.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:37 AM (bzrNB)

706 And where does Mickey Mantle fit in then?
Posted by: Bete

Right...here

A real slugger

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at July 09, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

707 He uses the fiberglass saddle bags as pontoons.

Posted by: Braenyard

HUMA!!

Check into this

Posted by: *hic* at July 09, 2021 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

708 A real slugger
Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at July 09, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

Joltin Joe ain't gonna like that. No way no how.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:39 AM (bzrNB)

709 Edit

"The one with the eye patch says don't worry, they have everything well in hand, just focus on your business deal"

Dammit I really hate this phone

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:41 AM (Dw4Q1)

710 Alrighty then. Beet thanks for the update. Busy day manana.

Off to sleep. To sleep. To dream no more. Aye. There's the rub.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:41 AM (bzrNB)

711 706 And where does Mickey Mantle fit in then?
Posted by: Bete

Right...here

A real slugger
Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at July 09, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

*Note to Robert, see if Mantle can be sent to Vietnam as an advisor.

Thanks,

Jack*

Posted by: JFK at July 09, 2021 01:42 AM (Ojki1)

712 Joltin Joe ain't gonna like that. No way no how.
Posted by: Pete Bog

He and the Kennedys had...an arrangement

Posted by: Norma Jean, buy Booby awlay called me "Rose" for some reason at July 09, 2021 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

713 JFK at July 09, 2021 01:42 AM (Ojki1)


Mentalité Hordois

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, like at the end of a Fellini movie at July 09, 2021 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

714 Norma Jean, buy Booby awlay called me "Rose"

I knew Bobby Kennedy. Bobby Kennedy was a friend of mine. And you Norma Jean are no Rose Kennedy.

Posted by: Pete Bentsen Bog at July 09, 2021 01:46 AM (bzrNB)

715 I knew Bobby Kennedy. Bobby Kennedy was a friend of mine. And you Norma Jean are no Rose Kennedy.
Posted by: Pete Bentsen Bog

And you, Lloyd Bentsen, are no Vice President.

Posted by: Dan Miklos-Quayle at July 09, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

716 And now I must say Goodnight Norma Jean, though I never knew you at all.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:49 AM (bzrNB)

717
Land O'Lakes also fucking woke
Posted by: Miklos
----------

They will pay. Hell Hath No Fury...

Posted by: Land O'Lakes maiden at July 09, 2021 01:50 AM (ELgVT)

718 And now I must say Goodnight Norma Jean, though I never knew you at all.
Posted by: Pete Bog

*quickly writes and copyrights song in obscure jurisdiction*

Posted by: Miklos.mu.nu at July 09, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

719 At Outkick, a 52 (or 53, they have two numbers) year old woman tried to use a water gun to put out the Olympic torch cause she doesn't want the games to go on, supposedly cause it'll bring the Rona.

I don't know whether to be happy that the US doesn't have all the stupid, or find it offensive that we don't have the best stupid.

And once again: Japan, nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:51 AM (Ojki1)

720 *Note to Robert, see if Mantle can be sent to Vietnam as an advisor.
-------

Ah. The Uriah Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 01:51 AM (ELgVT)

721 It's funny how a good set of painted miniatures can change the whole game. I acquired an awesome set of about a dozen orc bandits. Professionally painted if that's possible. Suddenly everything from Water Deep south to Ann was Orc Raiding Country

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:52 AM (Dw4Q1)

722 718 And now I must say Goodnight Norma Jean, though I never knew you at all.
Posted by: Pete Bog

*quickly writes and copyrights song in obscure jurisdiction*
Posted by: Miklos.mu.nu at July 09, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

Pretty sure Sir Elton has copy written and recorded just about every variation of that for everyone remotely famous whose died in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:52 AM (Ojki1)

723 They will pay. Hell Hath No Fury...
Posted by: Land O'Lakes maiden

The rains
They will not come.

The cattle
Will give no milk.

The Tribes of the People
Will short your stock.

Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at July 09, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

724 Ah. The Uriah Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Heep Big Trouble

Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos-Cody at July 09, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

725 724 Ah. The Uriah Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Heep Big Trouble
Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos-Cody at July 09, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

...Yes. Inspired a book though.

Posted by: David at July 09, 2021 01:56 AM (Ojki1)

726 Pretty sure Sir Elton has copy written and recorded just about every variation of that for everyone remotely famous whose died in the last 20 years.
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:52 AM (Ojki1)

And he's now on what is supposedly his "farewell " tour. When the money runs out he will return.

Goodbye Yellow brick road!

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:57 AM (bzrNB)

727 "I preferred MUs"

You would have liked our group. We had a good balance between Hack & Slash and Sherlock Holmes. more importantly we had three rotating DMS so that the game would never die, went on for over 10 years.

And since all three of us were mages we had a little round table to approve new spells. So may just got to finally research new ideas and use them in a campaign before it ended

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:57 AM (Dw4Q1)

728 Ah. The Uriah Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Heep Big Trouble
Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos-Cody at July 09, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

...Yes. Inspired a book though.
Posted by: David

By Dave Barry

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 01:57 AM (arJlL)

729 So mages finally got to research new spells

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 01:58 AM (Dw4Q1)

730 You can't plant me in your penthouse,

I'm going back to my cloud.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:58 AM (bzrNB)

731 And he's now on what is supposedly his "farewell " tour. When the money runs out he will return.

Goodbye Yellow brick road!
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:57 AM (bzrNB)

Well, as a number of artists have shown, a farewell tour can last so long people start asking you to leave so they can begin to miss you.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 01:59 AM (Ojki1)

732 I knew Bobby Kennedy. Bobby Kennedy was a friend of mine. And you Norma Jean are no Rose Kennedy.
Posted by: Pete Bentsen Bog at July 09, 2021 01:46

And you Pete are no friend of Robert Byrd or the other Dem southern racist senators like I was. And that's why we are leaving Afghanistan with no plan.

I like chocolate chip ice cream, where is Jill? I'll be in better shape tomorrow...

Joe Stole it Biden

Posted by: Farmer at July 09, 2021 02:00 AM (55Qr6)

733 And he's now on what is supposedly his "farewell " tour. When the money runs out he will return.

Goodbye Yellow brick road!
Posted by: Pete Bog

I was at (working) the Rolling Stones' "Farewell Tour" show at the Superdome in 1982. Tickets were expensive, 'cause Farewell Tour. I was paid to be there, but I would think False Advertising and Class Action if I had paid.

Posted by: Miklos, who never actually ate anyone due to Katrina Cannibal Cuisine at July 09, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

734 730 You can't plant me in your penthouse,

I'm going back to my cloud.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 01:58 AM (bzrNB)

Hey!

You!

My cloud, get off it!

Posted by: The Stones at July 09, 2021 02:01 AM (Ojki1)

735 Land O Lakes - Got rid of the Indian, kept the land.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 02:01 AM (pbStR)

736 JT

Posted by: Dave Barry at July 09, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)

737 735 Land O Lakes - Got rid of the Indian, kept the land.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 02:01 AM (pbStR)

'Merica. Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Team America at July 09, 2021 02:02 AM (Ojki1)

738 "I preferred MUs"

Gotta be better than MREs.

Even with the tiny bottles of Tabasco.

Posted by: rarely underfed Miklos at July 09, 2021 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

739 Well, as a number of artists have shown, a farewell tour can last so long people start asking you to leave so they can begin to miss you.
Posted by: Bete
--------

Didn't work for the Clintons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 02:03 AM (pbStR)

740 I was at (working) the Rolling Stones' "Farewell Tour" show at the Superdome in 1982. Tickets were expensive, 'cause Farewell Tour. I was paid to be there, but I would think False Advertising and Class Action if I had paid.
Posted by: Miklos, who never actually ate anyone due to Katrina Cannibal Cuisine at July 09, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

I saw the Stone on that tour in Seattle. Greg Kihn and J Geils were the opening acts. Still remember a great show and how hot my date was. I was way out of my league.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:04 AM (bzrNB)

741 733 I was at (working) the Rolling Stones' "Farewell Tour" show at the Superdome in 1982. Tickets were expensive, 'cause Farewell Tour. I was paid to be there, but I would think False Advertising and Class Action if I had paid.
Posted by: Miklos, who never actually ate anyone due to Katrina Cannibal Cuisine at July 09, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

*Does forbidden maths*

1982...that's not even a mid career crisis thing for them.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:04 AM (Ojki1)

742 But part of that non straight jacket philosophy also meant no hand holding. Party had to use common sense - if your third level and just realized this underground fortress is home to a fire giant tribe, you better have some points in Running Away.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:04 AM (Dw4Q1)

743 739 Well, as a number of artists have shown, a farewell tour can last so long people start asking you to leave so they can begin to miss you.
Posted by: Bete
--------

Didn't work for the Clintons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 02:03 AM (pbStR)

They got a head start as about half the people wanted them to leave in 92.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:05 AM (Ojki1)

744 Hiya Miklos !

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 02:06 AM (arJlL)

745 *looks at the night*

Fuck, I'm on next weeks Wall of Shame, aren't I.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:07 AM (Ojki1)

746 They got a head start as about half the people wanted them to leave in 92.
Posted by: Bete

Hello fellow Moron kids!

How are doing you?

Posted by: Chelsea at July 09, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

747 Well, as a number of artists have shown, a farewell tour can last so long people start asking you to leave so they can begin to miss you.
Posted by: Bete
--------
Didn't work for the Clintons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 02:03

What was the country song that included the line...

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Posted by: Farmer at July 09, 2021 02:07 AM (55Qr6)

748 I saw the Stone on that tour in Seattle. Greg Kihn and J Geils were the opening acts. Still remember a great show and how hot my date was. I was way out of my league.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Did she slip through your fingers ?

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 02:08 AM (arJlL)

749 How are doing you?
Posted by: Chelsea at July 09, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

*Sad eyes*

Meow

*snide* bitch

Posted by: Socks at July 09, 2021 02:09 AM (Ojki1)

750 Hiya !
Posted by: JT

Some are Not to be Named

*glare level 4*

Posted by: anyone seen Miklos? No? me neither at July 09, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

751 Court rules education institute can use electric shock device on special-needs students
---
The Court literally spent decades acting like teachers speaking off the cuff were in some way equivalent to Congress passing laws, in regard to Church and State separation.

Now, we're finding that educational institutions and teachers are not representatives of the highest, most oppressive government?

The Rules of Calvinball are fresh daily.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2021 02:10 AM (XHhHI)

752 Scout: hey that's a Fire Giant down there.

Paladin: ...and that looks like a squad of six - no eight more - coming back from patrol. Bad odds, we're significantly weaker and only number five.

Scout: Count again. Just you and me now

Paladin: Seven Hells! Guys! Wait up!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:11 AM (Dw4Q1)

753 Did she slip through your fingers ?
Posted by: JT

OK

Glare Level now reduced to 1

Posted by: anyone want to see Miklos? No? me neither at July 09, 2021 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

754 Hiya !
Posted by: JT

Some are Not to be Named

*glare level 4*
Posted by: anyone seen Miklos? No? me neither

Oh.

NOW you tell me !

Sorry Morty !

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 02:12 AM (arJlL)

755 The Rules of Calvinball are fresh daily.

Posted by: Axeman

They are Nasty, Brutish and Short.

Posted by: Hobbes at July 09, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

756 The next thing they're going to tell me is that somebody in authority saying something churchy isn't exactly like a coercive Church Authority with power.

But, no, they're not going to be telling me that, because that's not the way they want the game to go.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2021 02:17 AM (XHhHI)

757 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 09, 2021 02:17 AM (QFVV9)

758 Dang, I can't get the HQ Podcast to work, neither the TuneIn web page, or the "Popout Player". Tried in Chrome and IE.

I love Buck Dharma's guitar playing and love BOC. I saw them in '94 at Slim's in San Francisco (Tommy Castro Band opened), what a fantastic show.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at July 09, 2021 02:17 AM (m3XFr)

759 755 The Rules of Calvinball are fresh daily.

Posted by: Axeman

They are Nasty, Brutish and Short.
Posted by: Hobbes at July 09, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

We have an AlexTheChick. You'll pray for the sweet release of death.

Posted by: Iron Bete at July 09, 2021 02:18 AM (Ojki1)

760 Sorry Morty !
Posted by: JT

*have Morty's People call JT's People*

*avoid the lawyers if you can*

*Avenatti not returning calls*

Posted by: se habla English y Hungarian at July 09, 2021 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

761 756 The next thing they're going to tell me is that somebody in authority saying something churchy isn't exactly like a coercive Church Authority with power.

But, no, they're not going to be telling me that, because that's not the way they want the game to go.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2021 02:17 AM (XHhHI)

Pretty sure most the people in authority on the Fed level aren't planning on saying much of anything churchy.

Mosquey on the other hand...

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:20 AM (Ojki1)

762 We have an AlexTheChick. You'll pray for the sweet release of death.
Posted by: Iron Bete

Iron Bete?

grampa next level status?

Posted by: Miklos, checking the number of stamps on his Valu-Rite Loyalty card at July 09, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

763 *Avenatti not returning calls*
Posted by: se habla English y Hungarian at July 09, 2021 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

Still billing them though! Need some cantina money for smokes, so my ass get passed around a bit less.

Posted by: Avenatti at July 09, 2021 02:21 AM (Ojki1)

764 Mosquey on the other hand...
Posted by: Bete

We are the Three Mosqueteers!

Posted by: Wray, Sztrok, and Comey at July 09, 2021 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

765 BOC wrote a song perfect for last year: Burning for You.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2021 02:23 AM (XHhHI)

766 grampa next level status?
Posted by: Miklos, checking the number of stamps on his Valu-Rite Loyalty card at July 09, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

Borrowed a suit from Tony Stark. Might have borrowed the line as well.

Its all good, I'm a good driver...and I'm sure the scratches will just buff out. Maybe not so much the dent. or the other dent. or that dent.

Wonder if State Farm has seen this a time or two yet.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:24 AM (Ojki1)

767 Also: Dancing in the Ruins

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2021 02:24 AM (XHhHI)

768 Weird. In the alternate reality I hail from, Avenatti is a respected member of the House.

His moment came on Larry King when the host held him as a man of honor and integrity and he replied "let me stop you right there, I've done some horrible things that I'm not proud of and don't deserve such praise"

oddly enough the public found that to be endearing and respectable, and his district elected him six times. No wait, seven.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:25 AM (Dw4Q1)

769 Wasn't able to attend very many concerts, BUT--

Saw BOC at "Oregon Jam" in '81 at Autzen Stadium (Eugene) along with Loverboy, Pat Travers and Heart. Awesome show, I got right down there by the stage... It was freaking hot out, lots of cases of heat exhaustion.

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2021 02:25 AM (09wCi)

770 Also: Dancing in the Ruins
Posted by: Axeman

Burning Down The House

Posted by: Talking Heads Capitol Insurrection and Performance Art at July 09, 2021 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

771 768 Weird. In the alternate reality I hail from, Avenatti is a respected member of the House.

His moment came on Larry King when the host held him as a man of honor and integrity and he replied "let me stop you right there, I've done some horrible things that I'm not proud of and don't deserve such praise"

oddly enough the public found that to be endearing and respectable, and his district elected him six times. No wait, seven.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:25 AM (Dw4Q1)

Does Senator Weiner count him as a valuable friend in that world?

And do you have dirigibles? All the cool alt worlds have dirigibles.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:27 AM (Ojki1)

772 Also, in an ironic twist, Eric Clanton was found beaten to death with a bicycle lock

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:27 AM (Dw4Q1)

773 OF COURSE we have dirigibles. Everyone does except you guys. If you're feeling like this reality is going off the rails, you have good instincts.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (Dw4Q1)

774 And do you have dirigibles? All the cool alt worlds have dirigibles.
Posted by: Bete

In alt-world, the first thing they teach you-

Dirigibles are Fungible.

Posted by: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Miklos at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

775 Yes, detecting color patterns is not important at all in man, and especially in man-cubs.
Do you or do you not believe that female humans (on average) have more color detectors in their eyes than male humans?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (769ST)

776 Also, in an ironic twist, Eric Clanton was found beaten to death with a bicycle lock
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:27 AM (Dw4Q1)


I've heard Eric Clapner... I like Eric Clapner!

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (m3XFr)

777 773 OF COURSE we have dirigibles. Everyone does except you guys. If you're feeling like this reality is going off the rails, you have good instincts.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (Dw4Q1)

Suddenly I have a strong need to track down Walter Bishop.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:30 AM (Ojki1)

778
Cajun Navy, NYC Division?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking limited goals at July 09, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

---
only if there are PRB's, brown river navy Monitors and LCI (R) involved...just for starters.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at July 09, 2021 02:32 AM (YGF2X)

779 Do you or do you not believe that female humans (on average) have more color detectors in their eyes than male humans?
Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (769ST)

The sock is a clue to the joke of the quote.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:32 AM (Ojki1)

780 LCI (R)

Joint Operations Command APPROVES

Posted by: Adm. Ernest Miklos-King at July 09, 2021 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

781 In alt-world, the first thing they teach you-

Dirigibles are Fungible.
Posted by: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Miklos at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

Makes it easier for the mad scientist to slip away.

*police- "We're looking for a dirigible, no description other than its a dirigible."

So kind of like police reports in the media now, when crimes take place in certain areas.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:34 AM (Ojki1)

782 We're still looking for the Inflection Point to get you guys back on track. It appears that every other reality either executed William Ayers or imprisoned him for life.

But you guys... let him teach college? I want to make sure I have that right because my superiors are going to laugh me out of the room when I tell them

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:35 AM (Dw4Q1)

783 I've heard Eric Clapner... I like Eric Clapner!
Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at July 09, 2021 02:29 AM (m3XFr)

*Slinks out the side door and makes its escape*

Posted by: Penicillin at July 09, 2021 02:36 AM (Ojki1)

784 Fave BOC album is Spectres, plus anything earlier...

Fire of Unknown Origin was a sellout to PopRock, imo. (too bad they were touring for that one at ORJam '81)

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2021 02:37 AM (09wCi)

785 But you guys... let him teach college? I want to make sure I have that right because my superiors are going to laugh me out of the room when I tell them
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:35 AM (Dw4Q1)

...Might as well tell them we're making a 5th Indy movie at the same time. Maybe they'll actually die laughing.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:37 AM (Ojki1)

786 Makes it easier for the mad scientist to slip away.

Away??

AWAY!!??

You see, Number Two, all is proceeding according to plan.

Posted by: Miklos-Jeff von Bezos, who only wants you to THINK that this extict volcano is CENTRE ONE at July 09, 2021 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

787 It appears that every other reality either executed William Ayers or imprisoned him for life.

Yeah, IF ONLY!!!!

Guilty as sin, free as a bird. Man, what a country.

Too bad that motherfucker has been able to pollute tens of thousands of young minds since his *not facing* his just desserts.

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2021 02:39 AM (09wCi)

788
Placed under the rest of what?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2021 02:41 AM (+2sc/)

789 Did she slip through your fingers ?

Eh. 20 years old. To paraphrase DonalD Rumsfeld. Something about not knowing what you don't know and not knowing what you think you know at all.

So in conclusion. I don't know.

Slip, fall, released or let go. Any way it happens. It happens.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:43 AM (bzrNB)

790 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:45 AM (bzrNB)

791 790 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:45 AM (bzrNB)

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at July 09, 2021 02:46 AM (Ojki1)

792 Also, you guys are the only ones who want to go back in time to murder Hitler. Every other reality chooses Marx

Except for #1213, but it's a world of mostly shrimp now so it doesn't really count

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:46 AM (Dw4Q1)

793 Also, you guys are the only ones who want to go back in time to murder Hitler. Every other reality chooses Marx

Except for #1213, but it's a world of mostly shrimp now so it doesn't really count
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:46 AM (Dw4Q1)

Can you point me at the world where Firefly continued, but Joss Whedon didn't fuck it up? In an infinity set of worlds there must be one where that happened.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at July 09, 2021 02:48 AM (Ojki1)

794 Slip, fall, released or let go. Any way it happens. It happens.
Posted by: Pete Bog

In some chick attempts of my vague recollection, the crash-and-burn was so serious that the locations became Superfund sites. Several thousand people had to be relocated from their homes, and in a few a small plume of greasy black smoke still rises.

Posted by: Miklos was just being a Red-Blooded Normal Boy at July 09, 2021 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

795 Except for #1213, but it's a world of mostly shrimp now so it doesn't really count
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:46 AM (Dw4Q1)

*Suspects alt world traveler may not be telling the whole truth*

*looks at the crab monsters at the top of the page*

*Doubts #1213 is populated by "shrimp"*

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:50 AM (Ojki1)

796 In some chick attempts of my vague recollection, the crash-and-burn was so serious that the locations became Superfund sites. Several thousand people had to be relocated from their homes, and in a few a small plume of greasy black smoke still rises.
Posted by: Miklos was just being a Red-Blooded Normal Boy at July 09, 2021 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

If you are going to go, might as well go so big it is remembered by history.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:51 AM (Ojki1)

797 Did she slip through your fingers ?

Eh. 20 years old. To paraphrase DonalD Rumsfeld. Something about not knowing what you don't know and not knowing what you think you know at all.

So in conclusion. I don't know.

Slip, fall, released or let go. Any way it happens. It happens.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Ahh...memories !

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 02:51 AM (arJlL)

798 And... No Spoilers... but Sidney Blumenthal? Jamie Gorelick? That they keep turning up like a bad penny should tell you you need to nip that s*** in the bud

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:52 AM (Dw4Q1)

799 When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Posted by: Yogi Berra

Except at the Slossen Cutoff.

Posted by: Ed McMiklos McMahon recalls at July 09, 2021 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

800 796 In some chick attempts of my vague recollection, the crash-and-burn was so serious that the locations became Superfund sites. Several thousand people had to be relocated from their homes, and in a few a small plume of greasy black smoke still rises.
Posted by: Miklos was just being a Red-Blooded Normal Boy at July 09, 2021 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

*Also-connects dots: Miklos was in Detroit in '82, look at Detroit now.*

We thought the Auto Unions was to blame all this time. Sneaky Hobbetses. Trickseys they are.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:54 AM (Ojki1)

801 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood.
Posted by: Pete Bog

I chose the road less travelled, and that has made all the difference.

Anyway, I'm out of gas, can I get a ride to the gas station on the main road?

Posted by: Robert Miklos-Frost at July 09, 2021 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

802 "Doubts #1213 is populated by "shrimp"

https://tinyurl.com/yte857r5

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 02:55 AM (Dw4Q1)

803 In some chick attempts of my vague recollection

I'm pretty sure there were three or four who were the one that got away, a couple from which I should have stayed away and thankfully one who hasn't sent me away for nearly 30 years. But I might be testing her patience.

Thanks for commiserating with me. It was a good concert and she wore a sundress.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:55 AM (bzrNB)

804 I chose the road less travelled, and that has made all the difference.

Anyway, I'm out of gas, can I get a ride to the gas station on the main road?
Posted by: Robert Miklos-Frost at July 09, 2021 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

*Points to bumper sticker 'Ass, Grass or cash, no one rides for free.' "First option ain't an option, so what else you got?"

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 02:57 AM (Ojki1)

805 *Doubts #1213 is populated by "shrimp"*
Posted by: Bete

You could say "shrimp"

Or "plate"

Or "plate of shrimp"

Posted by: A Repo-Miklos Man is always intense at July 09, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

806 Points to bumper sticker 'Ass, Grass or cash, no one rides for free.' "First option ain't an option, so what else you got?"

Here comes the modalities.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:58 AM (bzrNB)

807 Cranium, now do the analysis for male vs female orgasm.
(One of who the fuck knows how many.)

JFC, really?
How many species of mammals have you observed in your lifetime? I'm starting to think that most of our current madness revolves around the fact that most living humans that have never seen other mammals live a semi-natural life near them.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 02:59 AM (769ST)

808 Cranium, now do the analysis for male vs female orgasm.(Two of who the fuck knows how many.)
I'll throw out the term "heat" which you might be familiar with if you've owned/been near un-neutered dogs and cats.


I'll point out that male orgasm is a requirement to eject sperm that might make it to the target egg. I'll point out that the banging configuration normally places the male in the more vulnerable position no matter on the mammalian species (well, unless there's some subterranean threat); so there's an evolutionary reason for males to finish as fast as possible. Female orgasms require more than minimal time and effort on the male's side, which requires some emotional bonding between that female and that male; which is great if you want that male to stick around to help raise any resulting children.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 03:00 AM (769ST)

809 A Repo-Miklos Man is always intense at July 09, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

Normal Miklos spends his life avoiding tense situations.
Repo Miklos spends his life getting into tense situations.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:02 AM (Ojki1)

810 and she wore a sundress.
Posted by: Pete Bog

That right there is damn-near-sure winner.

Posted by: Miklosian Aesthetics LLP at July 09, 2021 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

811 Back on normal start time, sounds like it's raining, wish that wasn't happening.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:02 AM (Cxk7w)

812 811 Back on normal start time, sounds like it's raining, wish that wasn't happening.
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:02 AM (Cxk7w)

Doing outdoor work today? Or just hate driving in the rain?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:03 AM (Ojki1)

813 Please to excuse this interruption.

If sex didn't feel good (orgasm), who or what would even bother with it at all?

In that context, the M--F "difference" is quite irrelevant, isn't it?

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2021 03:04 AM (09wCi)

814 *Points to bumper sticker 'Ass, Grass or cash, no one rides for free.' "First option ain't an option, so what else you got?"
Posted by: Bete

*Makes Sekrit Moron Sign*

*has Authentic key chain from Jewells*

Posted by: 33rd Degree Moron Miklos at July 09, 2021 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)

815 814 *Points to bumper sticker 'Ass, Grass or cash, no one rides for free.' "First option ain't an option, so what else you got?"
Posted by: Bete

*Makes Sekrit Moron Sign*

*has Authentic key chain from Jewells*
Posted by: 33rd Degree Moron Miklos at July 09, 2021 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)

Welcome aboard.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:05 AM (Ojki1)

816 Here comes the modalities.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Oh blessed Friend.

The Modalities come to You (upon settlement of certain Necessaries)

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at July 09, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

817 Cranium, it's simpler than that. Let's face it, if you could have mind-blowing orgasms like female biology can be capable of, would you spend your day hunting dangerous animals while evading other dangerous animals? No.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 03:07 AM (KAi1n)

818 Here comes the modalities.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:58 AM (bzrNB)

Is that a 80's British album? Is it New Wave? Cause I'm picky on New Wave.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:08 AM (Ojki1)

819 Nevermind.

Out.

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2021 03:08 AM (09wCi)

820 Coming down pretty hard by sound of it, I have bunch of equipment to put in my truck this morning.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:08 AM (Cxk7w)

821 Nothing like waking up late.

Then making myself later by reading comments. You guys can always make me laugh!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:08 AM (oph++)

822 Hey MLii, how are things. How is your mom and sister doing?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:09 AM (Ojki1)

823 I'm inside so that's fine,

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:09 AM (Cxk7w)

824 And FOUO is not pop. Burnin' For You has the solo that got me into BOC, and Veteran, Heavy Metal, Vengeance, and Joan Crawford are fantastic. And this is coming from a guy whose favorite BOC album is Tyranny and Mutation.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 03:09 AM (KAi1n)

825 Welcome aboard.
Posted by: Bete

Wish it was that easy behind the Waffle House and that long-stay motel.

Marleen and Charleen are the trusting type, and that causes no end of problems.

Posted by: Miklos, Asset Manger at July 09, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

826 Ahhh, the morning shift is here. (MLii and Skip, hi guys) I better get to bed. Got my own early rise in a few hours.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 09, 2021 03:11 AM (KAi1n)

827 823 I'm inside so that's fine,
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:09 AM (Cxk7w)

That's a plus. Couple neighbors have been getting their roof replaced, and of the last 10 days I think it rained 7 of them.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:11 AM (Ojki1)

828 Hey, Bete!

Mom is insane. Her latest is that she keeps trying to leave the house on her own (thank God for door alarms!)
Sister finished radiation, had a rough time with the spot on her spine by neck. It burned her throat pretty bad, couldn't eat. Is still in ok spirits, though

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:12 AM (oph++)

829 I'm inside so that's fine,
Posted by: Skip

The "storm" was really weak in SC, and they said it passed right overhead.

Posted by: Miklos, nothing to report at July 09, 2021 03:13 AM (QzkSJ)

830 825 Welcome aboard.
Posted by: Bete

Wish it was that easy behind the Waffle House and that long-stay motel.

Marleen and Charleen are the trusting type, and that causes no end of problems.
Posted by: Miklos, Asset Manger at July 09, 2021 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

They didn't know the sign, and you probably didn't have the key chain.

Oh, but driver picks the music, and my MP3 player has...some interesting things. How are you with Japanese game or anime music and 80s rock?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:13 AM (Ojki1)

831 Here comes the modalities.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 09, 2021 02:58 AM (bzrNB)

Is that a 80's British album? Is it New Wave? Cause I'm picky on New Wave.
Posted by: Bete

The "Contingent Modalities' would be a good retro New Wave band name.

Need oh-so-clever lyrics though.

Posted by: Miklos, would pay for maskless beer to hear that at July 09, 2021 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)

832 "Can you point me at the world where Firefly continued, but Joss Whedon didn't fuck it up? In an infinity set of worlds there must be one where that happened."

Sorry, for some reason he is a Fixed Point.

I could promise that game of thrones will get a Season 8 reboot in 2024, if that helps?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:15 AM (Dw4Q1)

833 Mom is insane. Her latest is that she keeps trying to leave the house on her own (thank God for door alarms!)
Sister finished radiation, had a rough time with the spot on her spine by neck. It burned her throat pretty bad, couldn't eat. Is still in ok spirits, though
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:12 AM (oph++)

Ugh. sorry about your sister, thankfully I only had screwed up taste an massive nausea. Radiation is no fun. Are they going to do anything like vertebroplasty, or just give her a bone strengthener to help the area out?

And I got nothing but to say your doing great work with mom, can't for a moment think that is easy.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:17 AM (Ojki1)

834 How are you with Japanese game or anime music and 80s rock?
Posted by: Bete

I would like more J-Pop

I was told Bad Bad Miklos when I said
"I like Shonen Knife"

Which is kinda Nip-New_Wave

Posted by: Miklos, collector of Road Trip Musics at July 09, 2021 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

835 What was the country song that included the line...

How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Posted by: Farmer
--------

I recall, 'If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2021 03:19 AM (DMQdU)

836 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 03:19 AM (arJlL)

837 This morning begins a day of new promise. Creating the gaming room so the wife can play RPGs and first person shooters with me. Together Time LOL.

Starting out by laying new carpet and repainting the walls, hanging red Christmas lights around the ceiling corners for ambience. To custom designed computer desks and of course the best quality gaming computers I could find. Along with satek controllers.

Can't wait to start. I'm interested in that game where you are post-apocalypse, gathering resources and meeting or evading other players online. Don't remember the name. Does anyone have any recommendations?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:19 AM (Dw4Q1)

838 I could promise that game of thrones will get a Season 8 reboot in 2024, if that helps?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:15 AM (Dw4Q1)

I'm interested, but I am also about the only person who wasn't Hair on Fire over the end here as it was rushed but much of what was done was set up in advance, just slowly and then they needed to speed things up.

But I am an anime fan, and you kind of have to be use to rushed -or incomplete- endings to stay in that hobby.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:19 AM (Ojki1)

839 Ohhhh, this is the tropical storm

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:19 AM (Cxk7w)

840 Mom is insane. Her latest is that she keeps trying to leave the house on her own (thank God for door alarms!)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Check Mom's medications.

Old Mama was seriously tripping before I realized that different doctors were coordinating prescriptions.

Posted by: Miklos at July 09, 2021 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

841 I recall, 'If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

An optimist !

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 03:20 AM (arJlL)

842 I'm a little anxious though because the wife is actually a better shot with a real life pistol than I am. I kind of hope that doesn't translate to the games. Am I bad?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:21 AM (Dw4Q1)

843 They did a vertebroplasty at a spot on her lower spine. She said it didnt really help the pain.

Same for me as you with radiation...include severe exaustion...but mine wasn't directed at my throat.

As for mom, losing my faith and patience.

Thanks for the kind words, bete

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:21 AM (oph++)

844 I would like more J-Pop

I was told Bad Bad Miklos when I said
"I like Shonen Knife"

Which is kinda Nip-New_Wave
Posted by: Miklos, collector of Road Trip Musics at July 09, 2021 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

You are in luck then as I have some of that.

Plus half of anime music is J-Pop more or less.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:21 AM (Ojki1)

845 Ohhhh, this is the tropical storm
Posted by: Skip

Did the Chiquita Banana hat give it away ?

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 03:22 AM (arJlL)

846 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at July 09, 2021 03:22 AM (arJlL)

847 Starting out by laying new carpet and repainting the walls, hanging red Christmas lights around the ceiling corners for ambience. To custom designed computer desks and of course the best quality gaming computers I could find. Along with satek controllers.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:19 AM (Dw4Q1)

Brother used light blue rope lights for his kid's game room. Looks really cool, like something out of Tron (if Tron had LEDs and not the solid light effects).

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:23 AM (Ojki1)

848 >>Check Mom's medications.

Old Mama was seriously tripping before I realized that different doctors were coordinating prescriptions.

Posted by: Miklos at July 09, 2021 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeah, that's not an issue for mom. She's only got her Primary Care Physician and very few meds.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:25 AM (oph++)

849 But I am curious about your perspective on how Firefly was fcked up. Nothing stood out to me so maybe I missed it?

I do miss the violence though.

And the drums from BSG

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:25 AM (Dw4Q1)

850 842 I'm a little anxious though because the wife is actually a better shot with a real life pistol than I am. I kind of hope that doesn't translate to the games. Am I bad?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:21 AM (Dw4Q1)

Competitive, which isn't bad unless you are a poor sport. Cause if so I hope you also got a comfy couch and the number of a good relationship therapist.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:25 AM (Ojki1)

851 Plus half of anime music is J-Pop more or less.
Posted by: Bete

This is a Fine Thing

Posted by: Miklos learning "Sharing" in school today, or 29+ years ago at July 09, 2021 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

852 They did a vertebroplasty at a spot on her lower spine. She said it didnt really help the pain.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:21 AM (oph++)

Yeah I don't know, I didn't have any pain on mine, it was just "Oh hey turns out the c7 is almost all gone, and a good jolt could shatter it completely" that had me go "Yeah, let's do that procedure where you say you have no idea if it will work and no one else is willing to try for that reason."

The only pain I got was for a while after,,,though maybe in retrospect there was some pain from time to time and I just wrote t off as normal? It wasn't anything like it sounds like your sister's is though. Hope they find something to deal with that.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:29 AM (Ojki1)

853 Stupid phone, edit:

I miss the VIOLINS (not violence) from Firefly

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:30 AM (Dw4Q1)

854 Bete, this Guinea Pig way of modern medicine is crazy, isn't it?

I'm glad yours seems to be working for you.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:32 AM (oph++)

855 I miss the VIOLINS (not violence) from Firefly

WHAT??!!

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 09, 2021 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

856 https://www.americanthinker.com/a january 6 protester is pushing back against the federales lies
https://tinyurl.com/ytmmx7js

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:35 AM (Cxk7w)

857 But I am curious about your perspective on how Firefly was fcked up. Nothing stood out to me so maybe I missed it?

I do miss the violence though.

And the drums from BSG
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:25 AM (Dw4Q1)

It wasn't, but if it continued it would have been. In the note Wheadon wrote for the Serenity scriptwriters he wrote about the Alliance was a totalitarian state, but not a bad totalitarian state.

Right, cause a good state experiments with people control and creates Reaves (Get you vaxx!). Plus if the Alliance isn't evil then the shady to horrible stuff the Firefly's crew does to avoid them makes the crew just evil.

So all that, plus Whedon's record of fucking up his shows that run long enough for him to start tinkering with makes me not completely broken up that Firefly ended when I'd still miss it.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:35 AM (Ojki1)

858 854 Bete, this Guinea Pig way of modern medicine is crazy, isn't it?

I'm glad yours seems to be working for you.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:32 AM (oph++)

In this case (meaning mine, not the jab), beats the alternative. Had a friend who was younger than I am now pass away almost a decade ago from pneumonia. I'd heard she was in the ICU, but thought "Hey, It's 2010 something, and they'll get her back on her feet shortly."

That kind of woke me up that medicine is amazing, but it ain't perfect. And frankly, when God says it is your time to come home, well no one gets to tell Him He's going to have to wait because they made this new pill.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:40 AM (Ojki1)

859 Late to the party, but...

John Cena did a video for Drive Tribe, the James May, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond affiliated youtube channel, and the comments are absolute GOLD. As close to 100% as you're gonna see, tearing him to shreds for his "Taiwan isn't a country" boot-licking... It's beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL3Ir1aWqgU

Posted by: Taft at July 09, 2021 03:42 AM (BbP2K)

860 851 Plus half of anime music is J-Pop more or less.
Posted by: Bete

This is a Fine Thing
Posted by: Miklos learning "Sharing" in school today, or 29+ years ago at July 09, 2021 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

Vocal tracks anyway. Anime tends to have a lot of BGM, and that isn't usually J-Popish.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:43 AM (Ojki1)

861 Bete, just talked about that exact thing with my oncologist yesterday.

Boils down to gotta do the best with what we know.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:44 AM (oph++)

862 859 Late to the party, but...

John Cena did a video for Drive Tribe, the James May, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond affiliated youtube channel, and the comments are absolute GOLD. As close to 100% as you're gonna see, tearing him to shreds for his "Taiwan isn't a country" boot-licking... It's beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL3Ir1aWqgU
Posted by: Taft at July 09, 2021 03:42 AM (BbP2K)

Rumors have him showing up at the WWE's next big in person show.

Bet he is ALL decked out in Red, White and Blue.

Given a bunch of fans like to boo him already, that event should be lit. Though WWE does have a history of manipulating crowd noise, especially for the TV audience.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:45 AM (Ojki1)

863 "wrote about the Alliance was a totalitarian state, but not a bad totalitarian state."

Weird how are cultural "elites" have come to believe that some tyrannies are benign. Golly gee, it's almost as if they're missing a key piece to the puzzle.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:46 AM (Dw4Q1)

864 861 Bete, just talked about that exact thing with my oncologist yesterday.

Boils down to gotta do the best with what we know.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:44 AM (oph++)

How are you doing with that? Is this a routine check up, and are you close to the mark where they proclaim you cancer free?

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:46 AM (Ojki1)

865 >>How are you doing with that? Is this a routine check up, and are you close to the mark where they proclaim you cancer free?
Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:46 AM (Ojki1)

Was yearly bloodwork and this year a bone density test. That test has changed for the worse but still deciding how much worse before we do something about it.

Lab aork not

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:49 AM (oph++)

866 Weird how are cultural "elites" have come to believe that some tyrannies are benign. Golly gee, it's almost as if they're missing a key piece to the puzzle.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:46 AM (Dw4Q1)

Its Wheadon, I suspect most of his though is to who he can cast that will boink him. I've heard a good deal of the set up was actually from Tim Minear who also was an Ex producer, so it might be a case of the libertarian things coming from Minear and Wheadon punching up the dialogue but not really getting it. Hence why I think if it had gone on, it would have wokeified.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:50 AM (Ojki1)

867 Stupid phone

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:50 AM (oph++)

868 Serenity nailed what the Alliance really is and why they should be opposed:

We meddle
https://tinyurl.com/bjuzcxwz

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 03:50 AM (Dw4Q1)

869 I need a new phone

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2021 03:50 AM (Cxk7w)

870 Still waiting on cancer marker test but some other #s are a bit off in the other lab work. He's waiting on marker #s before he says anything else

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:51 AM (oph++)

871 Was yearly bloodwork and this year a bone density test. That test has changed for the worse but still deciding how much worse before we do something about it.

Lab aork not
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:49 AM (oph++)

I'm sorry. I hope the bone density can be something as simple as a bone strengthener -I get Zometa in Sept- but also understand that as we age the body does less bone building so that may not be an option. Let me know how that turns out, please. I'll keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:53 AM (Ojki1)

872 Other #s are maybe because I've been fighting this stomach/intestinel thing. Fin3grrs crossed for that

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:53 AM (oph++)

873 870 Still waiting on cancer marker test but some other #s are a bit off in the other lab work. He's waiting on marker #s before he says anything else
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:51 AM (oph++)

:/ Praying the markers aren't present and the other stuff can be explained by something more benign.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:55 AM (Ojki1)

874 Thanks, bete. I had that infusion for strengthening twice before. I dont remember it being zometa, started with an R i think. I just remembertm that it wasn't much fun dealing with the bone pain afterwards

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:56 AM (oph++)

875 *but better than the alternative and only lasted about a week

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:57 AM (oph++)

876 874 Thanks, bete. I had that infusion for strengthening twice before. I dont remember it being zometa, started with an R i think. I just remembertm that it wasn't much fun dealing with the bone pain afterwards
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 03:56 AM (oph++)

Maybe ask about Zometa then? Maybe it is a personal thing but I don't think I feel any pain afterwards from it, and I'm not sure I have a particularly high pain tolerance.

Then again, doctors do love when patients ask about drugs they heard of from others/on TV.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 03:59 AM (Ojki1)

877 >>Then again, doctors do love when patients ask about drugs they heard of from others/on TV.
Posted by: Bete

Ha!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 04:02 AM (oph++)

878 I" miss the VIOLINS (not violence) from Firefly"

"WHAT??!!"

I was trying to say that I missed the music from Firefly and my voice to text confused violins for violence

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 09, 2021 04:03 AM (Dw4Q1)

879 Voice to text can be hilarious.


Ok, heading out. See you all later from mom's

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2021 04:06 AM (oph++)

880 Pixy's in da house.

Posted by: Bete at July 09, 2021 04:07 AM (Ojki1)

881 Cranium, now do the analysis for male vs female orgasm.
(Last post on this)
I cannot imagine that any modern human male would be unhappy that the woman he had had sex with had had an orgasm during that bout. That's the other side of selection.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 04:10 AM (769ST)

882 <i>Cranium, it's simpler than that. Let's face it, if you could have
mind-blowing orgasms like female biology can be capable of, would you
spend your day hunting dangerous animals while evading other dangerous
animals? No.</i>
Such mind-blowing orgasms that might be possible by female biology DOES NOT HAPPEN IN MOST MAMMALS. There's no time for that to happen. If you are a smaller mammal, you'll go into heat to force you to accept fertilization. (There's no time to fuck around; either or both of you can be eaten by something bigger at any time. When you're fucking, that could be two meals for the price of one.) You must have never been around anything approaching nature to believe the bullshit you posted.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 09, 2021 04:40 AM (769ST)

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