Grampa Cottonhead Claims That He Hit a 368 Foot Shot in a Major League Baseball Stadium

Grampa Delirium spent the weekend telling a new lie: That he'd hit a "368 ft shot" in the second congressional baseball game.

He said it was a single, because it hit the right-centerfield wall.

And he says he hit this towering almost-a-homer shot at the "old" stadium, by which he means the old RFK baseball stadium.

The fact: He went 0-2 in that game.

In 1975, Biden was so good he "got stuck in traffic" and didn't start

But he did make sure his press team reached out to Delaware's Morning News to issue a correction so everyone knew he actually "played" in the game pic.twitter.com/rSJ8drCWlm
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) July 2, 2021

Biden also claimed this hit came "at the old stadium" in DC (RFK)

Except the Congressional baseball game was played at Memorial Stadium in Baltimore for Biden's first four years in Congress

The game wasn't played at RFK again until 2005https://t.co/wb9n1lUTVC pic.twitter.com/LmAAvf5fO5
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) July 2, 2021

The pitcher Biden made look silly was, of course, ace reliever CornPop.

Zach Parkinson points out that Joe Biden -- who likes challenging people to push-up contests -- has a history of just lying about his imagined sports achievements. (As he also lies about his academic achievements.)

As sportswriter Grantland Rice is credited with saying in one form or another, "It's not that you won or lost, but how you played the game."
In Vice President Joe Biden's case, it's whether he played the game at all.
Conservative bloggers are claiming that Biden lied when he recently told campaign supporters that he played football for the University of Delaware. They say he never played a down and never was on the playing roster.
Biden's press secretary, Kendra Barkoff, emailed The Huffington Post a quote from Delaware coaching great Tubby Raymond -- an assistant during Biden's time -- reading, "He was on the team!"

Conservative bloggers are claiming that Biden lied when he recently told campaign supporters that he played football for the University of Delaware. They say he never played a down and never was on the playing roster.

...
But the Gateway Pundit is piling on with claims that Biden's tale of gridiron glory fumbled with the truth in a big way. In a story titled "The Longest Yarn," the website recounted Biden's speech at a campaign stop on Sept. 8 in Athens, Ohio. He told the crowd that the last time he visited Athens, on Oct. 19, 1963, he was playing for Delaware against Ohio University. He added that he nearly got arrested for walking into a women's dormitory.
The site wrote that an examination of old school yearbooks debunks Biden's story, because he is not listed as playing football in any of the years he attended (1961-65). It also cited a Biden interview in a 1984 Delaware yearbook in which he mentioned playing intramural football (flag football) -- but nothing about playing intercollegiate tackle football.
In a post titled "Win One For The Fibber," Breitbart.com detailed the Sept. 8 campaign-stop speech in which he recalled visiting Ohio University that day in 1963 because “my football team, the University of Delaware, came to avenge a loss.”
"I came, I was a football player," Biden said. "I came here in 1963, and I had to go back, I just double checked my memory -- you know, you get my age and you’re not so sure of it, you know, your glory days look more glorious than they really were and all that, so we went back on the Internet and I just want you to know, I came here in October 1963, and we beat you Bobcats 29-12."
In the CBS snippet above, Biden seems to swallow the word "player" as he says it.
The score was correct, but Breitbart -- which also says it checked yearbooks and Internet databases -- insisted Biden played no part on the field. In fact, it pointed out that in Biden's own memoir, "Promises To Keep: On Life And Politics," he wrote that he gave up playing football before the season even started.

So he played... grabass intramural flag-football, and has either lied or hallucinated being on the college football team.

Biden's White House offers "no comment" on the latest lie, which pretty much means they can't defend the lie.

Biden team loves to push back on stuff like this, so this is the equivalent of them admitting he made it uphttps://t.co/7Jbhjuzd4Q pic.twitter.com/DXR2bGcyf2
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) July 3, 2021

Last week, it was revealed, again, that a story that Johnny Choo-Choo likes to tell is also a lie.

In fact, it's such an obvious lie even CNN warned him about repeating it.

President Biden gave a speech in Philadelphia at the end of April as part of a celebration of Amtrak’s 50th anniversary. During the speech he told a particular story about something that had happened to him during his years as vice president. The story involved an Amtrak conductor named Angelo Negri who had become Biden’s friend over the years. Negri allegedly came up to Biden one day as he was getting on the train to tell him that he had done the math and concluded Biden had traveled 1.5 million miles on Amtrak over the years, even more miles than he’d traveled by air.
But when a few news outlets including Fox News and the Daily Mail looked into it, there were significant problems with the story. The most glaring was that the conductor who had supposedly grabbed Biden’s arm to tell him about the milestone had retired decades earlier. In fact, that particular conductor died a full year before Biden hit the milestone mentioned in the story.
Jump forward to this week and Biden told the same story with the same details.

I think he's both devious and stupid, and that he tells a lie for political effect, but later, his demented, dying brain takes his own lies to be the truth.

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:41 PM (Ojki1)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

3 Maybe he is thinking about golf? Hole in one? WTF knows?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 05, 2021 04:41 PM (csEWM)

4 Biden is training us to ignore everything he says.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2021 04:42 PM (EZebt)

5 If elections matter anymore, this is going to be a complete disaster of a cycle for them. I mean...this is going to make 2010 look like 2018.

If elections matter, that is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

6 George Washington is looking down from the beyond shaking his head at Joe's "legend."

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 04:42 PM (Lzpvj)

7 There is no imagining baseball.

Posted by: Javems at July 05, 2021 04:42 PM (8SSHh)

8 I'm an Olympic champion in 17 different sports and hold 75 world records.

Fuck you, biden.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 04:43 PM (U2p+3)

9 368 ft shot playing softball?
Who supplies his gear? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 04:43 PM (JepKJ)

10
He. has. a. stutter.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:44 PM (lvHyK)

11 Its not a lie if you believe it!

Posted by: George Bidet at July 05, 2021 04:44 PM (Ojki1)

12 "I think he's both devious and stupid, and that he tells a lie for political effect, but later, his demented, dying brain takes his own lies to be the truth."

He knows it all pays the same no matter what he says. He learned long ago that truth does not matter.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at July 05, 2021 04:44 PM (qpX6U)

13 5 If elections matter anymore, this is going to be a complete disaster of a cycle for them. I mean...this is going to make 2010 look like 2018.

If elections matter, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

They matter! Trust us!

Posted by: Dominion and vote harvesting at July 05, 2021 04:45 PM (Ojki1)

14 Dude, come on. Keep it plausible.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 05, 2021 04:45 PM (v16oJ)

15 He's been lying with impunity for so many years we can honestly say, like a six year old, he can't tell the difference between the truth and a lie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2021 04:45 PM (EZebt)

16 I believe Kim Jong Un is now doing ads for Jenny Craig.

Posted by: pep at July 05, 2021 04:46 PM (v16oJ)

17 Lies and damned lies and just plain stupid lies.

No mean tweets though.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 04:46 PM (jvt6t)

18 Suck it, Marie.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 05, 2021 04:46 PM (v16oJ)

19 Salute the Marines!

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (09wCi)

20 when i was 16, I coke bottled a box pillbox

kinda a world's wreckord

get the tape out

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (8o8kf)

21
True Story: I've been searching a very old news clip of biden telling someone he was going to be a Fighter Pilot.

It exists. I'm the only one who remembers it, evidently. But it exists

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (hS/Zs)

22 I'm an Olympic champion in 17 different sports and hold 75 world records.

Fuck you, biden.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 04:43 PM (U2p+3)
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They used to publish things like that about Chairman Mao and the Great Leader.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (EZebt)

23 What a pathetic, demented loser.

Posted by: flounder at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (KnJdm)

24 If elections matter, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

Only demographics matter.

Posted by: Shit our Founders knew at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (JepKJ)

25 "this is going to be a complete disaster of a cycle for [Dems.]"

Why? Dem voters knew before Nov 2020 that Biden is a liar and incompetent. They voted for him anyway. What's changed in eight months?

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (qpX6U)

26 18 Suck it, Marie.
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 05, 2021 04:46 PM (v16oJ)

Yeah, chill Marie. 40MM anti aircraft guns will mess you up.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (jvt6t)

27 i think this must be a sign of dementia too. I know a very fine man, much more ethical and a more decent person than Biden, who also has dementia. Occasionally he tells the accounts that couldn't possibly be true-such as "I was burying my friend last week in higher elevations of the Colorado Mountains. (He was in N.J. at the time) or "I've been offered a job as a salesperson with such and such a company in WI" (He's in an assisted living place in N.J. and wasn't offered a job). He really believes this stuff so mostly I just say "Yes" and "umm". He can also be totally coherent so it's an odd phenomenon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (k39e/)

28 Yeah, when I want to point out a physical accomplishment I always go back 40 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we need to celebrate whites being badass at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (dGQu9)

29 He's better at lying than Obama was at playing Basketball.

I will give him that much.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (lvHyK)

30 True Story: I've been searching a very old news clip of biden telling someone he was going to be a Fighter Pilot.
You and ninety percent of the young male population. So what?

Posted by: pep at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (v16oJ)

31 15 He's been lying with impunity for so many years we can honestly say, like a six year old, he can't tell the difference between the truth and a lie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2021 04:45 PM (EZebt)

In truth, if there is not penalty for it, why not make a better history for yourself? Some will roll their eyes, but they'll still pull the lever for you. In fact, that is probably real power, where you can reinvent the past and no one can/will overly challenge you.

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (Ojki1)

32 Joe Biden's whole life has been one big grifting, stealing, groping, raping and more raping lie.

The man is one for the ages and not in a good way.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (R/m4+)

33 25 "this is going to be a complete disaster of a cycle for [Dems.]"

Why? Dem voters knew before Nov 2020 that Biden is a liar and incompetent. They voted for him anyway. What's changed in eight months?
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (qpX6U)

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They didn't. That's why after months of cheating through mail, Democrats still needed to shut down six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like the days of old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

34 So he is trying to catch up to Nork Kim in feats of sports

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)

35 I was the best at... you know, the thing...

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 04:49 PM (09wCi)

36 Grampa Cottonhead Claims That He Hit a 368 Foot Shot in a Major League Baseball Stadium
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Hitting a slow-pitch softball? Please. I doubt Barry Bonds could do that.

And if he hit a ball that far, how come he only got a single? That would go in for extras, perhaps an inside-the-park HR, unless the Republican outfielder had a cannon for an arm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (YqDXo)

37 29 He's better at lying than Obama was at playing Basketball.

I will give him that much.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (lvHyK)

that's for fucking shore

old woman BB

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (8o8kf)

38 So he played... grabass intramural flag-football, and has either lied or hallucinated being on the college football team.

**

It was whatever that non-contact frisbee game is where they let girls play with the guys, which exists solely for co-eds to mingle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we need to celebrate whites being badass at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (dGQu9)

39 Manny Mota actually got the single while pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon, but Biden just plagiarized him and took credit.

Posted by: Roy at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (Ti+Tv)

40 Some will roll their eyes, but they'll still pull the lever for you. In fact, that is probably real power, where you can reinvent the past and no one can/will overly challenge you.
Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:48 PM (Ojki1)
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Have I mentioned my recent marriage to Morgan Fairchild??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (EZebt)

41 C'mon, man!

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (09wCi)

42 But no mean tweets!!!

Posted by: NPCOC_00001001 at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (DMUuz)

43 It's His Truth, ace.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (DXFDM)

44 That's Biden in a nutshell, a groundout and a K become a power alley standing double. Surprised it wasn't a walk off grand slam by this point.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (6mvRv)

45 The dems will admit in private that their best game was when their boy hochkinson came in off the bench and shot up the republicans.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (0OP+5)

46 he's both devious and stupid, and that he tells a lie for political effect, but later, his demented, dying brain takes his own lies to be the truth.

Another day another Democrat

Posted by: Braenyard, (2QWaF) at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (2QWaF)

47 I still prefer the story where he went into someone elses neighborhood and threatened the uppity black man with a length of chain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we need to celebrate whites being badass at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (dGQu9)

48 Grampa Cottonhead Claims That He Hit a 368 Foot Shot in a Major League Baseball Stadium
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Next he's going to claim he went 4 for 4: four holes in one, that is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

49 They didn't. That's why after months of cheating through mail, Democrats still needed to shut down six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like the days of old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

It worked, didn't it?

-Harry Reid.

But I'm sure next time, the GoPe just won't stand for it. Yep, totally sure.

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (Ojki1)

50 Have I mentioned my recent marriage to Morgan Fairchild??
There was a time when I wouldn't have missed this joke opportunity. Sigh.

Posted by: pep at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (v16oJ)

51 Manny Mota is one of those great Ballpark Reverb names.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (lvHyK)

52 That CornPop, he was just a lying dogfaced pony soldier

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (09wCi)

53 Let's face it - before the internet and a glut of people with time on their hands to do the research, a politician (or anyone, Gor that matter) could be a fabulist with their life story, and if it sounded good enough, people would believe it.

Because people WANT to believe the good stories - reality is dull.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (SRRAx)

54 44 That's Biden in a nutshell, a groundout and a K become a power alley standing double. Surprised it wasn't a walk off grand slam by this point.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (6mvRv)

He walked up to the plate and pointed to a 12 year old girl. He called his shot.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (jvt6t)

55 49 But I'm sure next time, the GoPe just won't stand for it. Yep, totally sure.
Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (Ojki1)

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I have a strong feeling that the Republicans in the state houses of AZ, GA, PA, and MI are hearing a good bit from their neighbors and voters about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

56 Biden big pussy. I get foe grand srams in game, bat foe foe foe.

Posted by: Kim Dong Un at July 05, 2021 04:52 PM (Ti+Tv)

57 the only thing that matters is the narrative divided by the IQ

that' where the dims have got a fucking huge advantage

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:52 PM (8o8kf)

58 51 Manny Mota is one of those great Ballpark Reverb names.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (lvHyK)

Whatever....

Posted by: Pedro Barbon at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (jvt6t)

59 OT: Anyone here familiar with Youngstown State? It's in OH, apparently. Is it sane? And I know unis are stupid crazy, but the next generation wants to pay as little as possible (athletic scholarships are in the offering) for a degree as long as one can remain something other than a brain-dead leftist all the way through.

Thanks to anyone that can provide any info!

Posted by: Catherine at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (v2Nu6)

60 So is the press going to add this one to the big Joe Biden Lie-O-Meter that they remind everyone of at least once per hour like they did with the Don? Oh, right, he's their boi so they'll cover it up...

Posted by: CppThis at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (8h1h1)

61 Don't forget the time that Joey bullseyed that womp-rat in his T-16 back on his home planet.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (DXFDM)

62 Biden was decked out in pinstripes last night

Stripes suit him.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (4EIFd)

63 48 Grampa Cottonhead Claims That He Hit a 368 Foot Shot in a Major League Baseball Stadium
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Next he's going to claim he went 4 for 4: four holes in one, that is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

And that little girl was me! -Whore Harris

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (Ojki1)

64 Pedro suffers from a lack of alliteration.

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (lvHyK)

65 the Republican outfielder had a cannon for an arm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM

C'mon, man, I already told you no Amendment is unlimited. Nobody could ever own a cannon.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (DMUuz)

66 By next year he will have layed out like Mike Trout to preserve the win .....

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (6mvRv)

67 And I did it with a 5 iron!And I did it with a 5 iron!

"The normally reserved crowd is going wild... [pauses] for this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere. He's got about 368 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5 iron it looks like, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing... [Swings, pulverizes another flower] That's- Oh, he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot."

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (CtltA)

68 51 Manny Mota is one of those great Ballpark Reverb names.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (lvHyK)

Whatever....
Posted by: Pedro Barbon at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (jvt6t)

Pedro Borbon, a find relief pitcher for the Reds.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (eoQWY)

69 At this point it is the dementia. He's told these lies before, but he now believes them to to be true.

I went through a lot of this with my mom, her insisting that I did things or was at events when I was never there.

We are 6 months in. This is going to be ugly, and will shortly be a situation that they can't cover up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (5p7BC)

70 I like ice cream.

That fifty-one flavors place has the best Paste-accio on a wafflecone...

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (09wCi)

71 >>> Maybe he is thinking about golf? Hole in one? WTF knows?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 05, 2021 04:41 PM (csEWM)

Gama su! Gama suuuuu!

Posted by: Biden's asian assistant at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (l6b3d)

72 Joey suggested that Greta play Ninotchka

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (8o8kf)

73 Biden at the bat. He called the shot, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (5atWK)

74 Manny Mota made Pedro Borbon famous.

Posted by: klaftern at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (r4sI4)

75 Mind like a steel trap, rusted shut on ole joebama.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (dis1V)

76 Anyone here familiar with Youngstown State? It's in OH, apparently. Is it sane? And I know unis are stupid crazy, but the next generation wants to pay as little as possible (athletic scholarships are in the offering) for a degree as long as one can remain something other than a brain-dead leftist all the way through.

Thanks to anyone that can provide any info!
Posted by: Catherine at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (v2Nu6)

Party school. Much alcohol is consumed there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (Mf6rq)

77 Biden got the off-the-wall single while wearing onions on his belt, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Roy at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

78 At Zip they call him Grandpa Applesauce Brains. This is also fitting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (EZebt)

79 The story itself is trivial, but its significance is not: this obviously inflated story bespeaks deep-seated feelings of inferiority, and/or cognitive decline.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (YqDXo)

80 72 Joey suggested that Greta play Ninotchka
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (8o8kf)

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To be fair, I would completely believe Joe recommending the role to Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

81
When biden said he was going to be a Fighter Pilot, I remember saying it was because he would've made an excellent fighter pilot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (hS/Zs)

82 Guess who French won't allow you to criticize?Dude is seriously a huge psychopath/sociopath.

@DavidAFrench
I was honored to work with
@kmele @thomaschattwill, and @jasonintrator
to write in the NYT against broad, vague laws designed to suppress CRT. They're speech codes and thus "antithetical to educating students in the culture of American free expression."

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (WdQMQ)

83 59 Posted by: Catherine at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (v2Nu6)

Youngstown State is a decent northeastern Ohio school. Youngstown itself took some serious bodyblows as Ohio's steel industry went through deep changes. The DeBortolo family made their fortune there.

If the student wants to become a union schumball you could do a lot worse than YSU.

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (Lzpvj)

84 64 Pedro suffers from a lack of alliteration.
Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (lvHyK)

Dude, the only reason you were in the game was to PH for me. No alliteration. Shee-ittt.

Posted by: Pedro Barbon at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (jvt6t)

85 Joe Biden invented Lacrosse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (5atWK)

86 82 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (WdQMQ)

The conservative case for necklacing...

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (Lzpvj)

87 When biden said he was going to be a Fighter Pilot, I remember saying it was because he would've made an excellent fighter pilot.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (hS/Zs)

I'm a good driver. I like to drive the car.

Posted by: Rain Man Biden at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (jvt6t)

88 Lol @ 77

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (6mvRv)

89 80 72 Joey suggested that Greta play Ninotchka
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:55 PM (8o8kf)

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To be fair, I would completely believe Joe recommending the role to Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

and what in the hell do you think I meant ???

C'MON MAN

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (8o8kf)

90 I still remember that scene on TV when President Al Z. Heimer flew uphill past the peloton while riding a "comfy" bike and wearing a big ol' helmet. He was riding for the eTrade team at the Tour de France.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (l0OK9)

91 We are 6 months in. This is going to be ugly, and will shortly be a situation that they can't cover up.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 05, 2021 04:54 PM (5p7BC)

With Facebook, Twitter and the MSM on their side? Unless Uncle Joe pushes the nuke button on NY or Silicone Valley I'd bet they can cover up anything enough so the majority f Americans either never hear of it or it becomes a false smear in less than 30 min.

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 04:58 PM (Ojki1)

92 I wonder if this story was created because someone in the administration recently learned (and accidentally mentioned) that Trump was scouted by professional baseball teams out of high school?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 04:58 PM (xVQEQ)

93 Ace, why do you hate baseball?

S/

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 05, 2021 04:58 PM (+8kgt)

94 Joe biden was playing Jai lai in tampa. He slung the ball so hard it took a man's head clean off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 04:58 PM (5atWK)

95 Look, I kicked a home run!

Posted by: John Kerry at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (6mvRv)

96 Joe Biden invented Lacrosse.

The Indians were so grateful that they gave him Delaware in return.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (l0OK9)

97 Biden received votes 100 times the number of people who showed up at his rallies.

Biden received votes 1000 times the number of people who showed up at his rallies.

Biden received No Votes percentile wise.

Posted by: Braenyard, (2QWaF) at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (2QWaF)

98 Thanks for the info.

I'll check back after some beach volleyball, and I'm truly thankful for the Hordians!

Posted by: Catherine at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (v2Nu6)

99 the only person that could make James Buchanan look like Abe is Biden

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (8o8kf)

100 And he dodged bullets in Shanghai or something during the war. Zing, Zing, as they ran for the dugout where he then hit a 368-foot zinger.

Posted by: pj at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (G1dq6)

101 Forget hitting, I'd like to see him throw a baseball. You should never be allowed to be an American president if you can't throw a baseball.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:00 PM (+ya+t)

102 I have a strong feeling that the Republicans in the state houses of AZ, GA, PA, and MI are hearing a good bit from their neighbors and voters about that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

The ATL is a cancer that needed to be cut out decades ago. People had enough of their shit by t late 70's and early 80's.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 05:00 PM (WdQMQ)

103 Peak Biden story: POTUS is now regaling the LA Dodgers at the White House with a story about him at the second Congressional baseball game when he says hit the ball 368 ft off the right-centerfield wall. "My kids remember that," he adds.

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Shockingly coincidentally, Neil Kinnock used to regale the boys down at the pub with a similar story about the Parliamentary Cricket World Cup.

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:00 PM (CtltA)

104 95 Look, I kicked a home run!
Posted by: John Kerry at July 05, 2021 04:59 PM (6mvRv)

I thought he was a fine wide receiver.

Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at July 05, 2021 05:00 PM (jvt6t)

105 I did so play football for Delaware in 1963. You won't find it in the books because, as a black man, I had to play incognito. That's just the way it was back then.

Posted by: "Shaft" Biden at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (sWM8x)

106 The lies don't matter. Only the trillions of dollars matter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (63Dwl)

107 Jeebus. I can't anymore.

Next, he'll be telling us he beat John Wayne unconscious in a fight over Jill, who was a supermodel.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

108 96 Joe Biden invented Lacrosse. dressing

"den" means sex in french

you figure it out

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (8o8kf)

109 The media will "fact check" his claims, realize the old fart is a lying sack of shit, then tell us why "it's mostly true."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (3H9h1)

110 @101 - OMG I have *got* to see him throw out a first pitch. He'll probably hit the shortstop ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (6mvRv)

111 Guess who French won't allow you to criticize?Dude is seriously a huge psychopath/sociopath

>Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 04:56 PM (WdQMQ)

The duplicity of this cvck. You think he'd have one bit of a problem with a speech code to prevent the teaching of "white supremacist" teachings in school? Of course not.

He hides behind libertardian buzzwords to mask his support for the progressive totalitarian state.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 05, 2021 05:02 PM (DXFDM)

112 85 Joe Biden invented Lacrosse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 04:57 PM (5atWK)

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"Come on, man! #FakeNews ... Me and my good ol' mentor and buddy Bobby Byrd invented Laburningcrosse.

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:02 PM (CtltA)

113 110 @101 - OMG I have *got* to see him throw out a first pitch. He'll probably hit the shortstop ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (6mvRv)

always the optimist, huh ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:02 PM (8o8kf)

114 You remember those 2 attorneys who threw the Molotov cocktails at the NYPD cars during the BLM riots in Manhattan?
They can still practice law in NY.
But Rudy G. can't.

Posted by: boris and natasha at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (aAP3z)

115 47 I still prefer the story where he went into someone elses neighborhood and threatened the uppity black man with a length of chain.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

One thing always bothered me about that story, and I have never heard it brought up. He claimed the chain was the lane divider chain used in swimming pools. Well, that is plastic and mostly floated back in the 60s. No one used metal chain in a swimming pool.

So he threatened a thug with a length of plastic chain? I'll be he never spent more than one day at a public pool and does not even know that the chain was plastic.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (1i4oM)

116 but the next generation wants to pay as little as possible (athletic scholarships are in the offering) for a degree

***

It's a trap. I don't know anything about that place, but that type of approach is a trap. I'm friends with someone who just complained about it. The student will get a little bit of a scholarship as a hook, and then have to take out big-time loans to make up the difference.

Schools no longer care about the students. They care about enrollment. That's one of the ways they've figured out that appeals to people.

Walk carefully down that path.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (xVQEQ)

117 I once heard that Biden went on a secret mission to the Central Highlands to find a POW camp. He successfully freed the survivors. He wore a cool bandana on his head.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (jvt6t)

118 Joe Biden was supposed to go up against Billie Jean King, but he got stuck in traffic, so Riggs jumped in at the last minute.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:04 PM (5atWK)

119 OT: Anyone here familiar with Youngstown State? It's in OH, apparently. Is it sane? And I know unis are stupid crazy, but the next generation wants to pay as little as possible (athletic scholarships are in the offering) for a degree as long as one can remain something other than a brain-dead leftist all the way through.

Thanks to anyone that can provide any info!
Posted by: Catherine at July 05, 2021 04:53 PM (v2Nu6)

I have no personal knowledge but their program list looks mild enough - only a Womens/Gender studies department. I'd suggest googling local papers for news coming out if you want to know if anything is too crazy coming out of the campus.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

120 Bete - That is exactly what I mean. There are somethings that the MSM can't cover up.

And to be frank, you give way too much credence to the MSM and the GOPe. If you think this stuff isn't getting out to the LIVs, then you aren't paying attention.

I talk to waitresses, plumbers, hair dressers, etc. They all know he had severe dementia.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 05, 2021 05:04 PM (5p7BC)

121 I'm tired of conservatives pouncing on things like this. C'mon man, Biden has an IQ of 160, and that means it's physically impossible for him to catch senility. Fauci says so.

Posted by: Furious George at July 05, 2021 05:04 PM (9vQJW)

122 Joe Biden invented air

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (8o8kf)

123 Joe: I invented the snowblower, for all those hicks in flyover country.

Or, maybe it was Hunter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

124 116 Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (xVQEQ)

Tuition is roughly 9 grand a year.

So far as traps go it is a gentle one.

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (Lzpvj)

125 110 @101 - OMG I have *got* to see him throw out a first pitch. He'll probably hit the shortstop ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 05:01 PM (6mvRv)

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His earpiece will tell him to throw it at the Bull (a la Bull Durham), and he'll throw it at Dr. Jill's pool boy and personal body-man, The Paolo.

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (CtltA)

126 Joe is a blowhard. If you support him you just smile, nod and say that's just Joe. If you are not a fan, he is insufferable and you try to stay away from him because it's not enough for him to tell his lies, you have to believe them too.

Posted by: Knows Somebody Like Joe at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (SmFPm)

127 Joe coulda made Prometheus palatable

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (8o8kf)

128 There I was, trapped behind enemy lines. I was down to my last two bullets, and one was for the Fuhrer ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 05:06 PM (6mvRv)

129 I struck out Babe Ruth with three pitched balls at a field by a local carnival while our train made a water stop.

Posted by: President Sippy Cup at July 05, 2021 05:06 PM (XHb+9)

130 Joe Biden discovered the G spot

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:06 PM (8o8kf)

131 That's Biden in a nutshell, a groundout and a K
become a power alley standing double. Surprised it wasn't a walk off
grand slam by this point.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2021 04:50 PM (6mvRv)

He walked up to the plate and pointed to a 12 year old girl. He called his shot.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 04:51 PM (jvt6t)

In his defense, he spent the time allotted for batting practice sniffing the bat girls and boys.

Posted by: flounder at July 05, 2021 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

132 127 Joe coulda made Prometheus palatable
Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (8o8kf)

Kind of a stretch....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:07 PM (jvt6t)

133 Gawd! So to get even he will play with the nuclear football.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:07 PM (axyOa)

134 President Grandpa Simpson.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at July 05, 2021 05:07 PM (3yqPP)

135 117 I once heard that Biden went on a secret mission to the Central Highlands to find a POW camp. He successfully freed the survivors. He wore a cool bandana on his head.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (jvt6t)

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"I wanted to wear blackface and call it 'Sambo.'"

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:08 PM (CtltA)

136 Joe Biden discovered black folk are really white

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:08 PM (8o8kf)

137 It was actually biden who was the first man to walk on the moon.

He has 20 Nobel Prizes, ranging from Peace to Chemistry, Physics and Literature.

He has a doctorate in astrophysics, nuclear physics and mathematics.

He has fostered 128 children, all of whom have their advanced degrees from Ivy League Institutions.

And whatever he touches turned to gold.

Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (U2p+3)

138 Tuition is roughly 9 grand a year.

So far as traps go it is a gentle one.
Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (Lzpvj)

***

Tuition. Add room and board, books, lab fees, etc. and I'm betting you're up towards $100K after 4.5-5 years by the time it's all said and done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (xVQEQ)

139 130 Joe Biden discovered the G spot
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Now this one is an obvious lie.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (sWM8x)

140 Heh.

I failed aalllll the waaayyyy to the top.

We've got the best vote fraud in the country, man!

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (09wCi)

141 And to be frank, you give way too much credence to the MSM and the GOPe. If you think this stuff isn't getting out to the LIVs, then you aren't paying attention.

I talk to waitresses, plumbers, hair dressers, etc. They all know he had severe dementia.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 05, 2021 05:04 PM (5p7BC)

We talk to different people then, cause the LIVs I know are stuck on "No mean Tweets" and guzzle MSM and FB like Tank Abrams guzzles soda.

And even if told, they'd say "No mean Tweets though" -or an equivalent. And of the few who might notice, won't change how they vote. If Bidet is on the ticket against a horrible, insert whatever istist Republican, well Joe's got their vote. You live in Florida, which trends red. I live in one of the states where a city changed the votes suddenly in the middle of the night, and no one is talking of auditing those results.

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (Ojki1)

142 Joe Biden discovered quadraphonic stereo

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (8o8kf)

143 69
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I went through a lot of this with my mom, her insisting that I did things or was at events when I was never there.
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Posted by: Dave in Fla

Same here. I soon understood that her memory was mostly just making up shit to support whatever she *wanted* to be true.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2021 05:10 PM (1i4oM)

144 Joe out ran Jesse Owens regularly but bowed out of the 36 Olympics just to show how inclusive he is.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:10 PM (+ya+t)

145 And the Father of the Year Award went to.....Joe Biden!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 05, 2021 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

146 138 Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (xVQEQ)

I have a hard time believing YSU costs 25 grand a year, no offense.

Of course I stayed in a boarding house across the state not a hotel.

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:10 PM (Lzpvj)

147 someone get me another drink

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:10 PM (8o8kf)

148 BREAKING NEWS

"Joe Biden Lied to you in the past."
"Joe Biden Lied to you today."
"Joe Biden will lie to you tomorrow."

"In short how do you tell if Joe Biden is Lying to you?"

His lips move.

Posted by: Picric at July 05, 2021 05:10 PM (3QnyK)

149 He hides behind libertardian buzzwords to mask his support for the progressive totalitarian state.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it!

"But, in general, the protective system of our day is conservative, while the free trade system is destructive. It breaks up old nationalities and pushes the antagonism of the proletariat and the bourgeoisie to the extreme point. In a word, the free trade system hastens the social revolution. It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor of free trade."

- Karl Marx January 9, 1848

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (WdQMQ)

150 I don't know if Biden is hilarious or terrifying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (cSyAR)

151 Many people do not know that Joe was on the moon first. True story.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (+ya+t)

152 And the Tony for outstanding male role in a musical goes to...Joe Biden !!

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (V13WU)

153 Biden and phat boi can never play golf together because it would always be an 18-18 tie score.

Posted by: Archer at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (XHb+9)

154 I'm still sticking to July 7th for when the flush this turd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (hhkwL)

155 I told Carter to free the slaves. The emaciation propos . . . prospe . . . uh . . . protec . . . uh . . . you know the thing. It was my idea.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Stinkfinger at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (KnJdm)

156 In my boxing days I once defeated Muhammad Ali. I mean, he was dead at the time, but that still counts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (kTF2Z)

157 I'm just imagining that Biden is POTUS.

Posted by: Cosda at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (/joIw)

158 This isn't senility.. This is just lying which he is an expert at

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (Zmnko)

159 Joe Biden made me the golfer I am today.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

160 Joe Biden was born a poor black child.

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (iTXRQ)

161 joe biden is the man we need. He's the man we have sought and longed for. He is the man who will save, not only America, but the ENTIRE WORLD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (U2p+3)

162 He added that he nearly got arrested for walking into a women's dormitory.

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This explains a lot.

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:13 PM (CtltA)

163 Biden doesn't have near as many Lifetime Achievement Awards as I do.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 05, 2021 05:13 PM (9vQJW)

164 I got that 368-foot line drive grand slam in RFK in '75 off of Nolan Ryan. He tried to tie me up with a 135 mile per hour fastball, high and tight, but I got around on it and whacked it a ton! I embarrassed old Nolan so much he retired from Congress and went back to playing major league ball, just to get away from yours truly and his fearsome bat! My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Member of the Baseball and NFL Halls of Fame at July 05, 2021 05:13 PM (AMIL/)

165 Kim Jong Biden

Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

166 Next joe is gonna claim he invented the Internet which of course you all know, I did

Posted by: Al Gore at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (Zmnko)

167 Somebody want to do a welfare check on nurse?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (kTF2Z)

168 162 He added that he nearly got arrested for walking into a women's dormitory.

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This explains a lot.
Posted by: ShainS
_____________

Yeah, you'd think he would have seen it.

Posted by: Furious George at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (9vQJW)

169 Where do you think I got it from?
----Brian Williams

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (+ya+t)

170 It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: f'd at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (Tnijr)

171 joe is the father we all wish we had.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (U2p+3)

172 Joe Biden invented the gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (8o8kf)

173 161 joe biden is the man we need. He's the man we have sought and longed for. He is the man who will save, not only America, but the ENTIRE WORLD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (U2p+3)

Don't forget how he is uniting Us

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (Zmnko)

174 Tuition is roughly 9 grand a year.

So far as traps go it is a gentle one.
Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (Lzpvj)

***
Tuition. Add room and board, books, lab fees, etc. and I'm betting you're up towards $100K after 4.5-5 years by the time it's all said and done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (xVQEQ)
***

I always recommend to those headed for college, or who are paying for it, check out the ROTC program. It is one of the best scholarships around. Further, you graduate with very little debt, if any, and you have a job that comes with a security clearance...something many employers like to see.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

175 Joe thinks he is a professor too.

Posted by: f'd at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

176 Bete - I would say your opinions are colored by your environment. I do live in a red county, but I travel to Orlando a good bit, which is very blue, and they are very aware of Biden's mental state. This doesn't mean they will vote Republican, but they know.

Also, remember, Florida isn't a red state, it was purple as of 3 years ago.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (5p7BC)

177 >Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2021 05:11 PM (WdQMQ)

Wow, Buck Throckmorton would certainly appreciate that quote if he isn't already aware of it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (DXFDM)

178 Joe Biden was a humble patent office clerk before being tapped for political office

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (iTXRQ)

179 161 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM (U2p+3)

Eh by bankrupting it maybe, I dunno for a messianic malthusian death cult they keep electing retards.

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)

180 >>>Grampa Cottonhead

I like that!

Posted by: m at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (RYc1G)

181 Joe Biden shot Liberty Valence

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (VcFUs)

182 joe is the husband we all long for.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (U2p+3)

183 I think he's both devious and stupid, and that he tells a lie for political effect, but later, his demented, dying brain takes his own lies to be the truth.

Don't forget that during the CNN townhall he repeated a known lie as if it was a fact and actually happened. You know, the story that he plagiarized from the British politician that derailed his original presidential run.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (vMCab)

184 joe biden is the man we need. He's the man we have sought and longed for. He is the man who will save, not only America, but the ENTIRE WORLD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:12 PM

?

You mean...

I. AM. THE. S.M.O.D?!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!

Posted by: Joey's scrambled brains at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (09wCi)

185 Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:03 PM (xVQEQ)

Tuition is roughly 9 grand a year.

So far as traps go it is a gentle one.
Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:05 PM (Lzpvj)

They have a "Penguin Tuition Promise" that is 10313 for out of state students. This price is fixed for the 4 years, if you want to risk a rate increase the rate is about a grand less. Now my college tuition about doubled in the 4 years i was there in the early 80s so that fixed rate seems like an interesting bet.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

186 Ha. I was just spitballing, but it turned out I was very, very close to right:

"For the students who were admitted in Fall 2021, the estimated tuition for 4 years is $41,732 for Ohio residents and $43,168 for out-of-state students..."

plus $14K+/year for books, supplies, and housing, per the comparison site.

https://tinyurl.com/fsswu7ab

Posted by: Moron Robbie is neither smart nor clever at July 05, 2021 05:16 PM (xVQEQ)

187 You really don't have to slob this, Joe.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 05, 2021 05:16 PM (sWM8x)

188 I always recommend to those headed for college, or who are paying for it, check out the ROTC program. It is one of the best scholarships around. Further, you graduate with very little debt, if any, and you have a job that comes with a security clearance...something many employers like to see.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

YT does have a ROTC program.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

189 "Trump was scouted by professional baseball teams out of high school?"

cool .. Trump has so many accomplishments outside of politics. Biden just makes his up ... his real accomplishment is staying in office taking graft for so long, and still becoming POTUS (or maybe thgat is why he became POTUS, the old boys needed the BigGuy to deal them in on the take)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2021 05:16 PM (Cus5s)

190 162 He added that he nearly got arrested for walking into a women's dormitory.

probably closed due to some nasty cracks found during inspection

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:17 PM (8o8kf)

191 Yeah, you'd think he would have seen it.

Posted by: Furious George at July 05, 2021 05:14 PM (9vQJW)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:17 PM (CtltA)

192 Don't forget that during the CNN townhall he repeated a known lie as if it was a fact and actually happened. You know, the story that he plagiarized from the British politician that derailed his original presidential run.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (vMCab)

I'll bet more people know Bidet's "truth" than know he lied.

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 05:17 PM (Ojki1)

193 Fuck all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (U2p+3)

LMAO

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)

194 Is the whole Kamala vs Peter infighting all over who is going to supply America's very first FGOTUS? I think it's all very sweet how they are getting down in the dirt to deliver a special prize to their significant other.

Posted by: Downcast at July 05, 2021 05:19 PM (0QHNb)

195 Don't forget: Joe tried to visit Mandela on Robbins Island (off the western coast of South Africa).........while he was in Johannesburg......on the opposite coast.

And then he was arrested in SA. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 05, 2021 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

196 182 joe is the husband we all long for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (U2p+3)

now I'm triggered

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:19 PM (8o8kf)

197 Nurse has been kidnapped by DNC operatives and being forced to post nice comments about Biden! Someone needs to go liberate her! I'd do it, but I'm a long way away. Also, I have a bad back.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

198 Sure I've been to Texas: 1836, San Antonio. I hit a triple and a 3-yard run against Travis Crockett. My kids were there, ask them. Anyway, after ice cream, the Japs came swarming over the walls, and I fought 'em off with my .47 and, and, and....I hate cranberries.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (HmZuC)

199 They have a "Penguin Tuition Promise" that is 10313 for out of state students. This price is fixed for the 4 years, if you want to risk a rate increase the rate is about a grand less. Now my college tuition about doubled in the 4 years i was there in the early 80s so that fixed rate seems like an interesting bet.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

just to clarify I was at another college, not Youngstown State. Just saying that my college experience was of high increases in tuition.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (eoQWY)

200 Joe Biden was elected president in Nov 2020.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (5atWK)

201 Come on, man! My boy is 78 years old! You can't expect the ole noggin to be firing on all cylinders. Give Joe a break!

Posted by: Cornpop's Pop, aka Pop Corn. at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (weGKL)

202 DeSantis could play ball.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (+ya+t)

203 193 Fuck all y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2021 05:09 PM (U2p+3)

one thing you can say about this lady

aint no Karen or sub troll

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (8o8kf)

204 194 Is the whole Kamala vs Peter infighting all over who is going to supply America's very first FGOTUS? I think it's all very sweet how they are getting down in the dirt to deliver a special prize to their significant other.

Posted by: Downcast at July 05, 2021 05:19 PM (0QHNb) W)

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FGOTUS? Facial Gulper of The United States?

/Oh, probably "First Gentleman" ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 05, 2021 05:21 PM (CtltA)

205 Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (HmZuC)

My Gawd.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:21 PM (jvt6t)

206 OT-I just looked at clips of Jesse Owens winning at the 1936 Berlin Olympics and Hitler looking on. It makes me happy to thinks Owens, the grandson of slave and the son of a sharecropper saluted the flag while Gwen Berry turns her back on the flag. Whatever happens at the Olympics Jesse Owens was the winner that Berry will never be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 05:22 PM (k39e/)

207 The media rates these lies: Refreshing

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 05, 2021 05:22 PM (uhPTO)

208 200 Joe Biden was elected president in Nov 2020.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:20 PM (5atWK)

And he is so beloved and won by such a landslide that his adoring public show up in the tens... To see him...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:22 PM (Zmnko)

209 Slow Joe, the Fuhrer of Felonious Finger Fucking. The Senile-Synapsed Lock-Lecher. Putting the Czar in Bizarre since nineteen mumbledy-ought.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 05, 2021 05:23 PM (LRuvW)

210 And then he was arrested in SA. Or something.
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After I got out, Winnie Mandela made me her Honorary Whoopie Cushion.

Posted by: "Shaft" Biden at July 05, 2021 05:23 PM (sWM8x)

211
I LIKE PIE!

-- Wooly-headed SloJo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2021 05:23 PM (+2sc/)

212 Don't forget that during the CNN townhall he repeated a known lie as if it was a fact and actually happened. You know, the story that he plagiarized from the British politician that derailed his original presidential run.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (vMCab)

Democrats lie.

Veep Throat claimed to have attended a segregated school in Berkeley in 1973. For my part, I made and lost a fortune playing the Moscow stock exchange at the same time.

Obongo claimed his parents met on the bridge at Selma, at which point ... he was four years old. Boy, that teleconception really well.

Hillarhoid claimed to have run across the tarmac of an airfield under sniper fire. Then we saw the footage of the little girl handing her bouquet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

213 "And if he hit a ball that far, how come he only got a single? That would go in for extras"

in the majors a hard drive off a wall might be brought back in to hold the runner to a single. BUT they ain't in the majors. Outfielders are probably playing "shallow", don't have that kind of arm, AND Biden is a big liar, did not hit it that hard, even in his "youth".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2021 05:23 PM (Cus5s)

214 really WORKS well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

215 Footballs used to be round. Joe Bidens grip was so strong, any ball he grabbed became oblong. They soon found the balls flew much better that way. All footballs are manufactured round and are sent to Joe Biden for squeezing to this day. No man or machine can replicate it. When he dies, football dies with him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:24 PM (5atWK)

216 >>> Joe Biden was a humble patent office clerk before being tapped for political office
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (iTXRQ)

I heard his parents sent him to earth in a spaceship to escape their dying planet.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 05, 2021 05:24 PM (l6b3d)

217
"Did I say 368 feet, pal? I meant 368 parsecs!

-- GOAT SloJo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2021 05:24 PM (+2sc/)

218 Nurse has been kidnapped by DNC operatives and being forced to post nice comments about Biden! Someone needs to go liberate her! I'd do it, but I'm a long way away. Also, I have a bad back.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

They wouldn't dare...I've seen her shoot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (axyOa)

219 All kidding aside and with no partisan influence, how in the hell did this guy become a Senator much less the President?

He has been known as a delusional liar and an intellectual lightweight by his colleagues for decades. His family are immoral perverts. He is a documented creepy old man. He has been wrong on every political decision or prediction he has offered. It is truly bizarre.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

220 Good afternoon, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (TdMsT)

221
Slow, or do not, there is no slow

-- YoJo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2021 05:26 PM (+2sc/)

222 OT-I just looked at clips of Jesse Owens winning at the 1936 Berlin Olympics and Hitler looking on. It makes me happy to thinks Owens, the grandson of slave and the son of a sharecropper saluted the flag while Gwen Berry turns her back on the flag. Whatever happens at the Olympics Jesse Owens was the winner that Berry will never be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 05:22 PM (k39e/)

Class vs a tramp.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:26 PM (axyOa)

223 omg

Posted by: cherchez at July 05, 2021 05:26 PM (8o8kf)

224 After four years of MFM lying and saying "Trump Lies" every day ... they can dismiss Biden's serious lies on important things (not just stupid things) with "Well Trump was much worse" (plus Trump had mean tweets, Biden is a pussy cat)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2021 05:26 PM (Cus5s)

225 Catherine, my husband grew up in Y- town, got out as soon as he could. City itself is a rust belt craphole. His niece went there, but that was a long time ago now. I could ask my sis-in-law what she thinks.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at July 05, 2021 05:27 PM (C+UVS)

226 219 Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

That would be how.

Not snark, the handlers know he is amoral and cognitively impaired he is literally Chauncey Gardener.

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:27 PM (Lzpvj)

227 Biden is a pussy cat)

He's a drooling, senile, lying criminal ,mean POS

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:28 PM (Zmnko)

228 Everyone has it wrong. Joe was a skinny kid growing up in Derry and he bought an old beat up Plymouth Fury II. He restored that car all by himself and was a hero to many classic car enthusiasts. He's the reason everyone likes old cars.

The rest is history being made people!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:28 PM (jvt6t)

229 -I just looked at clips of Jesse Owens winning at the 1936 Berlin Olympics and Hitler looking on. It makes me happy to thinks Owens, the grandson of slave and the son of a sharecropper saluted the flag while Gwen Berry turns her back on the flag. Whatever happens at the Olympics Jesse Owens was the winner that Berry will never be.
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Imagine the shit that guy had to take and still beat Hitlers ass. These kids would do themselves a big favor to learn a little history.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (+ya+t)

230 I always recommend to those headed for college, or who are paying for
it, check out the ROTC program. It is one of the best scholarships
around. Further, you graduate with very little debt, if any, and you
have a job that comes with a security clearance...something many
employers like to see.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

I
have an old school mate who was in charge of that program for the
southeast for several years. We always meet for homecoming at the ROTC
tailgate site. Good bunch of kids.
I got $50.00 a month in Advanced ROTC back in the day. Best years of my life.

Posted by: Javems at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (8SSHh)

231 Sven, at least Chauncey Gardner wasn't a malicious, nasty pr**k.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (O+I8R)

232 in the majors a hard drive off a wall might be brought back in to hold the runner to a single. BUT they ain't in the majors. Outfielders are probably playing "shallow", don't have that kind of arm, AND Biden is a big liar, did not hit it that hard, even in his "youth".
Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2021 05:23 PM (Cus5s)

Of course, especially if the batter/ now runner dogged it going down the baseline.

MLB corner outfielders are taught to play on an extension of the line between bases. For example, the LF lies on the line that contains both 1B and 2B. That's damned deep.

Last, a softball doesn't carry that far, because it's both bigger and somewhat softer than a baseball.

I've played on MLB spring training fields in AZ and FL, and it's shocking just big the outfield is. Outfielders in the geezer baseball leagues look like they're playing rover.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

233 "Republicans pounce on dementia patient's embellished memories."

Jokes aside, I'm impressed someone from out side took initiative, went to the local college's library and went through the microfiche. Well played, sir.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (Oka5v)

234 I don't believe Biden has a single moral principle. I think he could as easily be a corrupt Republican as a corrupt Democrat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (cSyAR)

235 226 219 Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

he is literally Chauncey Gardener.
Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:27 PM (Lzpvj)

He's not as nice.

Posted by: m at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (RYc1G)

236 219 All kidding aside and with no partisan influence, how in the hell did this guy become a Senator much less the President?

He has been known as a delusional liar and an intellectual lightweight by his colleagues for decades. His family are immoral perverts. He is a documented creepy old man. He has been wrong on every political decision or prediction he has offered. It is truly bizarre.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

Follow the money. Delaware is a notorious corporate tax haven, and he's consistently done favors for them at the state and national level. IIRC there's more registered corporations in Delaware than there are residents.

Posted by: CppThis at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (8h1h1)

237 Is this Biden backlash? Are we backlashing against Biden?

Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (MVjcR)

238 235 Posted by: m at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (RYc1G)

Chance the Gardener was not nice, I think it was one of the subtle lessons there.

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2021 05:30 PM (Lzpvj)

239 OT-I just looked at clips of Jesse Owens winning at the 1936 Berlin Olympics and Hitler looking on. It makes me happy to thinks Owens, the grandson of slave and the son of a sharecropper saluted the flag while Gwen Berry turns her back on the flag. Whatever happens at the Olympics Jesse Owens was the winner that Berry will never be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 05:22 PM (k39e/)

The amazing part? Hitler congratulated Owens personally, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

240 237 Is this Biden backlash? Are we backlashing against Biden?
Posted by: Weasel at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (MVjcR)

Just helping fill out his thin resume with real world accomplishments......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (jvt6t)

241 Catherine, by the way, in regards to what Oldcat said, the local paper folded a couple of years ago.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (C+UVS)

242 Someone from our side**

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (Oka5v)

243 The amazing part? Hitler congratulated Owens personally, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

Hitler split before the medal ceremonies.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (jvt6t)

244 I remember the dinger. It was right as I started plowing Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (XSRBF)

245 Ass for the Women's Olympic soccer team.. I don't like soccer and I will not be watching but I will be rooting against them

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

246 I blame Delaware. How could they keep sending this 'tard back to the Senate for decades? It boggles the mind.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (O+I8R)

247 When will Joe get around to lying about the size of his dick?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (cSyAR)

248 If Biden claimed to almost be a fighter pilot, it was probably during one of McCain's two Presidential runs.

Posted by: davidt at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (iz6eW)

249 Follow the money. Delaware is a notorious corporate tax haven, and he's consistently done favors for them at the state and national level. IIRC there's more registered corporations in Delaware than there are residents.
Posted by: CppThis at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (8h1h1)

That may be true, but IIRC so many companies incorporate in DE because a lot of corporate litigation takes place there, so the jurists are familiar with the relevant law, and have a track record that companies can look up. That wrings some of the uncertainty out for the company.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

250 YT only has a 29% graduation rate? That seems low.
but I just checked, the country's average is only 33%.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (axyOa)

251 I remember the dinger. It was right as I started plowing Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (XSRBF)

Yeah that's the ticket .

Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

252 Punchy is just plain weird, he lies when there is zero reason to do so and proffers no benefit, and then he dementedly tells the truth when there is zero reason to do so...thus making him the most idiotic politician of all time. The WH staff must be pulling their hair out.

Posted by: Boswell at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (5iUNf)

253 Hitler split before the medal ceremonies.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (jvt6t)

Hey, leaving just because you lose isn't cool.

Posted by: LeBronny at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (Ojki1)

254 It's almost like Owens was running for his nation and Berry is running for her corporations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (f3v6k)

255 >All kidding aside and with no partisan influence, how in the hell did this guy become a Senator much less the President?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

Consider that all of his perversions and all of the skeletons in his family's closet make him very controllable. Just the type of politician The Machine wants as their proxy.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (DXFDM)

256 >>>Yeah that's the ticket .
Posted by: Just a side note

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (XSRBF)

257 Joe Biden actually found the Ark, and returned it to the University of Delaware for study.
Go Blue Hens!

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (iTXRQ)

258 Joe Biden's thighs are so smooth, Fidel Castro hired hime to teach the Cuban girls hoe to roll cigars and revive the industry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (5atWK)

259 Hitler split before the medal ceremonies.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (jvt6t)
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I seem to remember though that he did congratulate Owens in some context, but I may be mistaken. It kinda stuck with me because it was such a surprise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

260 Joe thinks he is a professor too.
Posted by: f'd

He wants to be the Professor.
He ought to settle for being Gilligan.
He's actually the SS Minnow, with a fucking gaping hole where his brain, heart, and soul should be.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 05, 2021 05:34 PM (LRuvW)

261 Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (+ya+t)

Yes, indeed. Gwen Berry is supported by Color of Change-which I assume is another Marxist group. She wants to get the Nike endorsements like "Colin the creep" Kapernick. Jesse Owens didn't get big athletic endorsements after his wins because they didn't have those back then. He had trouble getting a job when he came back, so he faced more prejudice than Gwen Berry ever did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 05:34 PM (k39e/)

262 Ron DeSantis was captain of the baseball team at Yale. Wonder if meeting Governor DeSantis last week triggered that "memory"?

Posted by: EveR at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (MUpk6)

263 YT only has a 29% graduation rate? That seems low.
but I just checked, the country's average is only 33%.

*

Imagine how many people get $50k in and then leave with nothing to show for it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (f3v6k)

264 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

Roger. I think that has been the "company line" of the media, but I could be wrong as well.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (jvt6t)

265 262 Ron DeSantis was captain of the baseball team at Yale. Wonder if meeting Governor DeSantis last week triggered that "memory"

Does biden even remember he went there?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (Zmnko)

266 He's made a career of lying.
No surprise he would lie about this.

Posted by: Flyover at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (Rbu5d)

267 Ass for the Women's Olympic soccer team.. I don't like soccer and I will not be watching but I will be rooting against them
Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (Zmnko)

Just waiting for the first team to sub in a bunch of teenage boys to put the hurt on them and get that gold medal.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (eoQWY)

268 246 I blame Delaware. How could they keep sending this 'tard back to the Senate for decades? It boggles the mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (O+I8R)

It shouldn't boggle anything after what we've seen the last 4-5 years. Delaware is small. I'll bet anyone with even a thought of entering politics gets told "Biden is our Senator, everything else is details. What do you have in mind?"

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (Oka5v)

269 How did Joe get his start in politics, family connections? Because you just know he never had a real job.

Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (+ya+t)

270 258 Joe Biden's thighs are so smooth, Fidel Castro hired hime to teach the Cuban girls hoe to roll cigars and revive the industry.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:33 PM (5atWK)

Mister...you've gone too far now.....*sobs*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (jvt6t)

271 Hitler split before the medal ceremonies.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:31 PM (jvt6t)

I didn't mean Hitler watched the ceremonies. There is just a clip of Owens winning an event while Hitler looked on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (k39e/)

272 It was right as I started plowing Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (XSRBF)

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You banged my girlfriend? You bastard!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (kTF2Z)

273 Joe Biden was a great campaigner and bullshitter. DE is a small state. He would go to all of the small town events and press the flesh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (5atWK)

274 I have an old school mate who was in charge of that program for the
southeast for several years. We always meet for homecoming at the ROTC
tailgate site. Good bunch of kids.
I got $50.00 a month in Advanced ROTC back in the day. Best years of my life.

Posted by: Javems at July 05, 2021 05:29 PM (8SSHh)
***
Heh. I remember when the $50 went to $100. Damn! We bought a lot of beer and pizza that month!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (axyOa)

275 More laptop goodness: Hunter proposed unionizing prostitutes and strippers in 2019. He said whoever did this "would be running the largest union in the country."

http://bitly.ws/fm69

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 05, 2021 05:37 PM (sWM8x)

276 OT: Anyone here familiar with Youngstown State? It's in OH, apparently. Is it sane? And I know unis are stupid crazy, but the next generation wants to pay as little as possible (athletic scholarships are in the offering) for a degree as long as one can remain something other than a brain-dead leftist all the way through.
Posted by: Catherine

I left Y-town in '80 after working in the IT dept of a steel company. I have no direct knowledge of YSU but I couldn't wait to get out of Dodge. Old school mill town with mill town attitudes and a rust belt mentality.

May have changed in the past 40 years.

Good luck!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2021 05:37 PM (mD/uy)

277 272 It was right as I started plowing Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (XSRBF)

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You banged my girlfriend? You bastard!!!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (kTF2Z)

*eases towards gun safe*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:37 PM (jvt6t)

278 273 Joe Biden was a great campaigner and bullshitter. DE is a small state. He would go to all of the small town events and press the flesh.

In those days he didn't campaign from his basement

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2021 05:37 PM (Zmnko)

279 OT-I just looked at clips of Jesse Owens winning at the 1936 Berlin Olympics and Hitler looking on. It makes me happy to thinks Owens, the grandson of slave and the son of a sharecropper saluted the flag while Gwen Berry turns her back on the flag. Whatever happens at the Olympics Jesse Owens was the winner that Berry will never be.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2021 05:22 PM (k39e/)

And I'll wager Jesse Owens experienced more discrimination and racism in any given week of his life than Berry will in her entire life, even if she lives to be 100.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2021 05:38 PM (AMIL/)

280 24...Only demographics matter.
Posted by: Shit our Founders knew at July 05, 2021 04:47 PM (JepKJ)

The truth that cannot be mentioned.

Posted by: Flyover at July 05, 2021 05:38 PM (Rbu5d)

281 It was right as I started plowing Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at July 05, 2021 05:32 PM (XSRBF)

--------------

You banged my girlfriend? You bastard!!!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (kTF2Z)
***

Must of been right after I dumped her.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:38 PM (axyOa)

282 Guess who Jesse Owens said snubbed him ? And it was true. That damn racist Republican Roosevelt.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:38 PM (2DOZq)

283
Gwen Berry will get an endorsement deal from "Gold Bud Nutraceuticals" and rake in millions.

Just you watch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (+2sc/)

284 YT only has a 29% graduation rate? That seems low.
but I just checked, the country's average is only 33%.

*

Imagine how many people get $50k in and then leave with nothing to show for it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (f3v6k)

One thing that happens is that every school wants their diversity score at admission time so lets in lots of unqualified minority students. The minorities that might have thrived at YT will have been picked up by more difficult schools (Ohio state, say) and flunk out. So YT finds even less well qualified students and flunks them out. It is a disgusting policy that damages many to make liberals feel good.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

285 Heh. I remember when the $50 went to $100. Damn! We bought a lot of beer and pizza that month!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (axyOa)

Wait....I thought it was 20 bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (jvt6t)

286 Roger. I think that has been the "company line" of the media, but I could be wrong as well.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:35 PM (jvt6t)
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Fair enough. Both could well be true: Owens won a shitload of medals, and the Olympics probably went for what, two weeks? So Adolf might have been there for some events that Owens won, and not there (or leaving early) for others.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

287 275 More laptop goodness: Hunter proposed unionizing prostitutes and strippers in 2019. He said whoever did this "would be running the largest union in the country."

http://bitly.ws/fm69
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 05, 2021 05:37 PM (sWM8x)

If you legalize prostitutes wouldn't you cut out Pelouzy and the power she has over her caucus? Plus, the Repub would then have someone who actually will use power to keep the caucus in line, so it'd never happen.

Posted by: Bete at July 05, 2021 05:40 PM (Ojki1)

288 Heh. I remember when the $50 went to $100. Damn! We bought a lot of beer and pizza that month!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (axyOa)

Six pack of PBR and a half pint of Jim Beam, for less that three bucks, can damage a lot of brain cells.

Posted by: Javems at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (8SSHh)

289 Must of been right after I dumped her.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:38 PM (axyOa)

And that was when the fight started, Your Honor.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (PiwSw)

290 So Adolf might have been there for some events that Owens won, and not there (or leaving early) for others.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

Yep. He had lots of people to round up and kill, so he was a busy asshole.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (jvt6t)

291 One thing that happens is that every school wants their diversity score at admission time so lets in lots of unqualified minority students. The minorities that might have thrived at YT will have been picked up by more difficult schools (Ohio state, say) and flunk out. So YT finds even less well qualified students and flunks them out. It is a disgusting policy that damages many to make liberals feel good.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

There's a craftier dodge that universities use now: they defer admission to the second semester for the weaker admits, so that when US News & World Reports publishes its poxy ratings - based on average SAT scores of admits - the numbskulls don't screw up their stats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

292 Fair enough. Both could well be true: Owens won a shitload of medals, and the Olympics probably went for what, two weeks? So Adolf might have been there for some events that Owens won, and not there (or leaving early) for others.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:39 PM (YqDXo

Hitler acknowledged Owens from his viewing box.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (2DOZq)

293 The even more aggravating thing about Berry's woke nonsense, is that she came in third, her
outburst took the spotlight away from more deserving athletes.

She should have been booted for poor sportsmanship.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2021 05:42 PM (hhkwL)

294 Heh. I remember when the $50 went to $100. Damn! We bought a lot of beer and pizza that month!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM (axyOa)

Six pack of PBR and a half pint of Jim Beam, for less that three bucks, can damage a lot of brain cells.
Posted by: Javems at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (8SSHh)

Ha. When I was in college PBR was too expensive, we got RWB - Red White and Blue which was some kind of surplus PBR.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

295 Hitler acknowledged Owens from his viewing box.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (2DOZq)

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Ah, that sounds about right. I didn't recall the details.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

296 Nood sighting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2021 05:42 PM (ypcpW)

297 Hitler acknowledged Owens from his viewing box.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (2DOZq)

Then had a thousand gypsies gassed because he was so pissed.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:42 PM (jvt6t)

298 Matthew McConaughey ended his hollywood career today.

His thoughts were summarized will in the following sentence...

"We're all in this together... as the UNITED states of America... If you don't purchase that, move on, go somewhere else!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2021 05:43 PM (5atWK)

299 Yep. He had lots of people to round up and kill, so he was a busy asshole.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (jvt6t)

It's just work work work for genocidal maniacs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

300 There's a craftier dodge that universities use now: they defer admission to the second semester for the weaker admits, so that when US News & World Reports publishes its poxy ratings - based on average SAT scores of admits - the numbskulls don't screw up their stats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2021 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

I guess that dodge gives you a fair warning if you are one of them - compare your SAT.

Of course now they are trying to remove the limited ability of the SAT to predict success. Can't have students find a good fit.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 05, 2021 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

301 You banged my girlfriend? You bastard!!!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2021 05:36 PM

It, how you say, happens.

Posted by: Paolo at July 05, 2021 05:44 PM (DMUuz)

302 unless the Republican outfielder had a cannon for an arm.
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That was me!

Posted by: zombie sen. john mccain at July 05, 2021 05:45 PM (UHVv4)

303 nood like my ongoing funeral

Posted by: zombie sen. john mccain at July 05, 2021 05:47 PM (UHVv4)

304 "The pitcher Biden made look silly was, of course, ace reliever CornPop." --ace
Only in his dreams.

Posted by: Cornpop at July 05, 2021 05:51 PM (l7udz)

305 Grab yer BP meds. Two US soccer team bitches turn their backs on the flag......and the 98 y.o. WWII vet playing the anthem on his harmonica. https://tinyurl.com/cnxy2drc

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 05, 2021 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

306 "Ty Cobb was a bad dude, and he hung with a bunch of bad infielders.....and then I came up to bat against Bob Gibson, and I said, 'don't be distracted by the glare of the sun coming off my hairy legs..."

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at July 05, 2021 06:08 PM (vwEFH)

307
His thoughts were summarized will in the following sentence...

"We're all in this together... as the UNITED states of America... If you don't purchase that, move on, go somewhere else!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Are you sure he's not pushing the Vacc?
McConnagay has been quite lousy on this pandemic. He's kinda a big shithead, in general, who occasionally says a few normal things.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 05, 2021 06:11 PM (hS/Zs)

308 This will be willowed, but, an odd phenomena of dementia, is, lying, but, the person telling the lie believes they are telling the truth.

Way back when, Biden knew he was lying.

He no longer has the ability to distinguish between truth and fiction.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 05, 2021 07:05 PM (2SdPm)

309 Anyone hear of this new thing called "Cottagecore" the ladies are in?

It's like the next step in the hipster roll.

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